Hey Moonrune! Got to see what you are still alive...

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>You are Takahiro. One cool dude.

"HAH!" You scream out, your tiny fist striking against the rope covered hitting board. And hurting. Hurting a lot. "Ow." You shake your hand, wondering if it's possible to fracture a fracture. "Okay, no sense in giving up this early, I can still improve! And maybe stop talking to myself."

You step back, sticking at the board with your shin. That made a nice thunk, and this time it wasn't even your own bone that made the sound! Okay, maybe part of it was your bone, but it was still like 75% wood. "Heh."

You're about to strike out again when you begin to hear yelling, and shouting, and even more yelling followed by even more shouting.

Hmmm. Curiosity begs you to investigate. You quickly rush over to where the sounds are coming from, over from the secluded part of the woods next to the training area. Pushing past some bushes, you crouch down as you see a boy, probably a little bit older than you, striking at a well worn tree trunk with his covered up fists and feet.

Also he's wearing a weird green jumpsuit that you're not sure is cool or just a bad sense of fashion. You're undecided.

What you are sure of is the level of Taijutsu this kid is showing off is astounding, you think he's gotta' be close to High Chunin level just from the strength and speed of his kicks alone.

"SPINNING LEAF!" You hear him shout, dropping down to his hands and seemingly starting to spin around and around, his feet striking at the tree trunk so many times that bits of bark actually manage to bounce off your head all the way over here.

This guy, he's crazy impressive.

>What do fools.?! Also I missed you.
>Also should I just change my name to Moonrunes for simplicity sake?

>>1955708

Uh, wait. I mean...

...

Yeah, no, nevermind. That's right...

>>1955713
It's okay, it happens.

>>1955709

You can change it if you want I don't care.

AND LET'S GO TALK TO LEE

>>1955709

Dare we actually do it?

...

> Greet Rock Lee

> Convince him to be our mentor and teach us Taijutsu and the secrets of youth

>>1955726
>>1955729
I'm gonna' be straight up honest with you guys, you're a LONG way from opening the Gates. Just a heads up. Still, the springtime of Youth is wide open for you!

Plus you might get to hand out with Neji some.

>>1955739

> Plus you might get to hand out with Neji some.

> get to hand out with Neji some.

Oh god! It's spreading!

>>1955742
Goddamn typo.

Alright talkin' it up with Lee is go!

>>1955770
Can we clap? It was very impressive what he did.

>>1955739

I'm not doing it for the Gates, I'm doing it so Taka can get to be friends with all of Guy's team. And have TenTen have vonflicted feelings about wanting previously crippled dick

>>1955709
>This guy seems cool, let's talk to him
Damn moon, glad to see you're back but god damn man, really kept us waiting!
I...I missed you

>>1955788

I meant to say conflicted but apparently I'm some sort of vampire only replace W with C for me pronouncing them like a V

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Well, you've never gone wrong with talking to people before! You step out of the bushes and clap your hands at Lee's brilliant display of martial arts, causing Lee to notice you finally and for him to stop spinning, though he's still upside down and holding himself up by his hands. "Hi!" You say, waving at him.

"Hello!" He smiles back, waving back and causing him to fall over. "...ow." He kips himself back into a standing position before dusting himself off. "You are..." He rubs his chin as he stares at you. "You are Hikigaya's brother Takahiro, right?"

"Yeah, how'd you know?" You ask. Is your brother really more popular than you'd originally though, which is super popular?

"One can not call themselves a Taijutsu specialist if they do not know most of the Tetsu Clan by name and face, your brothers strength at the Academy was legendary, even if I had graduated before him."

You can feel your eyes start to sparkle, hearing of your brothers feats swelling you with pride. "YEAH! My brother trains his heart out and puts everything he's got into it! I'm glad people can recognize him for the cool person he is!"

Rock Lee smiles, giving you a thumbs up. "Indeed! Your brother's springtime of Youth is blooming at a rapid pace!" Okay whatever that means. "Now, uh, I hope it's not rude of me to ask, but why were you watching me from those bushes?"

"Oh, I was training over in the training fields when I heard your shouting, so I came to investigate." You pause. "By the way what's you're name?"

He grins. "I am Rock Lee! Proud student under the watchful eye of Gai Sensei, Konoha's number one Taijutsu Master!" Then he poses. Cool. "So, you said you were training right?" You nod. "Would you like to partake in some of the training I usually do? I understand it might seem a bit daunting for you, but I promise the results are indeed magnificent!"

>Well? What now fools?

>>1955788

Gates aren't necessary. All that matters is that Taka becomes stronk...

>>1955807
Let's take him up on that training offer, how bad can it be?
I know full well just how bad it can be

>>1955807
>I'd love to train with you!
Oh taka, you poor naive pure boy

>>1955807
> "Would you like to partake in some of the training I usually do?

Do it. Become youth incarnate...

>>1955807

We can't say no to Street Ra- I mean Lee

>>1955808

That's exactly what I said Pausenon

>>1955819

No it wasn't. You said:

> I'm doing it so Taka can get to be friends with all of Guy's team.

>>1955807
>"One can not call themselves a Taijutsu specialist if they do not know most of the Tetsu Clan by name and face, your brothers strength at the Academy was legendary, even if I had graduated before him."

>reconized by Lee

Does that mean that instead of beating Sasuke to a plump he will try to beat Tetsu?

>>1955826

Which will lead to him getting stronk by extension

Alright, training with lee it is.

This is gonna' be more stamina based, and since you're stamina is only .5...

1d100+2.
DC 60 to not pass out. You get a .5 to Stamina.
DC 85 to actually keep up with Lee(he's going easy on you.) Also get a .5 to Stamina.
DC 100 to pull off something secretive. 1.0 to Stamina.

>>1955827
Maybe. You think you're gonna' make it to the Chunin Exams?

>>1955807
>I'd love to train with you!

Time to become a cripple again!!

>inb4 only crits

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1955834

Give me a 100

>>1955835
Hiki? Yes
Taka? Not likely.

Laso would you like we plan or create more of the tetsu clan members? I guess some of then are leaving relatives from other members?

Like a peasant girl from sand or mist that was dating a Tetsu or something.

>>1955840
Well well.

Rolled 36 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1955840
Good work chaos. Guess Taka's youth is finally flourishing.

>>1955834

Rolled 92 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1955834

Rolling...

Rolled 50 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1955834

>>1955848
>>1955840
God dammit Taka. Can't believe you were a cripple just a few weaks ago.

Still one roll left. Impressive work guys.

>>1955850
he's clearly making up for lost time

>>1955855
It the power of YOUTH!

>>1955847

This is what happens should you worship the Ruinous Powers and not a rotting carcass

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d100 + 2)

>>1955834
>>1955855
>>1955863
Worship the rotting carcass, not the Ruinous Powers.

>>1955880

Heh...

>>1955880
Eh...guess not.

>>1955880

It seems that the False Emperor has failed you Anon, perhaps it's time for you to find a new diety

"Training with a really cool dude like you Lee? Heck yeah I'm up for some training!" You can see Lee blush slightly, something tells you he doesn't get praised a lot from other kids his age.

"Very well! Then let us start off with an easy one!" You watch as Lee does a hand stand, then starts to walk around using only his hands. "We will do 10 laps around the training grounds while walking on our hands! If we cannot do this, then we will do 100 sit ups while reciting all the Jutsu we know!"

"ALRIGHT!" You shout, immediately doing a hand stand like Lee. It's hard, the most difficult thing being keeping your balance. If you hand't worked on upping your upper body strength over the last month, you doubt you'd be able to do this. As it is, you can just barely follow after Lee as he starts walking...or whatever it's called when you use your hands to travel.

"So Taka," Lee asks, distracting you enough that you nearly start to fall forward. "I am told that you and Neji had a conversation about one's destiny recently?"

"Urrf," You feel your body start to topple, but manage to balance yourself by making your legs flair out more. "Uh, yes we did. He was under the impression that everyone is pre-determined to their spot in life, I thought otherwise."

Lee nods, climbing over a fallen over log while you move around it. "Yes. Just the other day I challenged him to a sparring match, and even though he soundly defeated me, he claimed that I might be able to improve even further and give him a challenge. This was very unusual for Neji."

"Really? He beat you soundly?"

"Yes, though I train hard and put much effort into my Taijutsu, I cannot deny the Hyuga's natural talent for it." You can hear a twinge of jealousy in Lee's voice, but decide not to bother with it. You know all too well what it's like to see others do what you can't. "What I am saying is, thank you Taka, whatever you and Neji said to one another has improved his way of thinking."

"No problem." You say, now focusing entirely on the race. Well, it's less of a race and more of you just following behind Lee. By the time you both finish the 10th lap around the training grounds your arms are on fire, and you collapse into a heap of pain and happiness. "That...that was awesome."

"Indeed!" You see Lee sitting down beside you, face full of hope and youth. "I am happy that you managed to complete the training Taka, you show much potential."

"Uh?" You both look up, noticing a girl with a poof ball hair style looking at both you and Lee. "Lee did you manage to talk another person into training with you?"

Lee nods, almost enthusiastically really. "Yes! This is Takahiro Tetsu, he saw my youthful training and wished to join!"

The girl widens her eyes. "Oh wow, so you're the one who got Neji to take the stick out of his butt!"

>How do you respond?
>Careful anons, if all of Konoha gets impregnated then the next series is just going to be called "___ son of Takahiro."

>>1955911

Say that she's welcome? And ask who she is

>Careful anons, if all of Konoha gets impregnated then the next series is just going to be called "___ son of Takahiro."

Taka isn't going to ALL of it impregnated!Just half of it

>>1955911
Time to turn on the ol' Taka charm

>>1955911
>Thanks but I didn't do anything, he's a nice guy once you get to know him, and it's very nice to meet you miss...?

>>1955931
>>1955933

Support...

>>1955911
Nope not remove it just made it a little bit loose. Althought i believe he must have his reasons to have a stick up there.

And just stare at your arms in awe in how much you are better. Could barely walk and now we are walking around in just our arms.

>>1955931
>>1955933
>>1955940
Looks like a win.

Now for that Taka Charm back in the old d20 rolls, it was +3. Now we usin' d100. So it's a +15.

Only DC is a 85 but not passin' it won't matter in the long run.

Unless you want that 10/10 puss.

1d100+15, roll!

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1955948

Slaanesh bless my roll

Rolled 78 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1955948

Rolling...

Rolled 78 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1955948

>>1955952
>>1955955
What the fuck?

Rolled 53 + 15 (1d100 + 15)

>>1955948
Innocent ex-cripple kid killing smile. GO!

>>1955955
>>1955952

TWINS

>>1955958

Does this mean something?

So OP, when are you planning on dying?

>>1955958
The glory of the Ruinous gods!

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>>1955962
clearly we need to check if 10/10 has a sister and/or mother too

>>1955962
No it was just weird that two rolls of the same kind happened right after one another.
>>1955965
When I'm old and feeble. You fuckers are stuck with me.

>>1955973

And here I thought it would lead to a bonus, shame

One roll left.
Unless ya'll manage a 1 or 100. I'm writing.

>>1955973
>When I'm old and feeble. You fuckers are stuck with me.
That's what they all say. I like you moonrunes, but I give you six months, tops.

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1955984

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You wave off the girls comment, your arms burning like, well, fire. But the good kind. "Thanks, but I didn't really have to do much. Neji's a really nice guy once you get to know him." You grin at the girl, the same way you do whenever you're trying to win over someone. "And I don't believe I got your name miss...?"

Lee steps forward before the girl can speak. "She is Tenten, one of my team members."

"That's not very nice Lee." You say, earning a confused look from Lee and the girl. You stand up, hands on your hips as you frown a bit at your new friend. "I mean, I agree that she is really cute, but telling a girl that she's a 10-out-of-10 right in front of her isn't polite." There's silence as Lee stares at you, his mouth opening and closing a few times as he grasps what you just said. The girl blushes, hands brought up to her face as she smiles and looks to the ground. "...what?"

"Her...her name IS Tenten. T-E-N-T-E-N." Lee explains.

"Oh." You blink, then blush yourself as you realize what you just did. "oh." You say, even quieter.

"You think I'm pretty huh?" Tenten smirks, blush still on her face. "Sorry, but I'm not that in to younger guys. Maybe when ya' get a little taller yeah?" She gives you a small jab to the shoulder, at least making things easier for everyone. "So, you just did some training with Lee, what did ya' think?"

"It was awesome!" You say, causing Lee to stand up even straighter. "It was tiring, exhausting, but rewarding too!" Lee nods his head at each word.

Tenten shrugs. "Eh, that's fine I guess, but I think he overdoes it sometimes....say." She leans forward, causing you and Lee to lean back a bit. "You're a Tetsu right?" You nod. "Think you could show me some of that Iron Skin stuff you guys are known for? I've never gotten to see that stuff up close."

>Well? You gonna' get hard for Tenten or what?
>Also what are you gonna' do? Just Tekkotsu your skin? Maybe someone else? Like, I don't know, make a sword out of your arm?

>>1956005
Show her a bunch, starting with the iron skin and ending with the dragon.

Oh hey, it's worst girl.
>>1956005
>Also what are you gonna' do? Just Tekkotsu your skin? Maybe someone else? Like, I don't know, make a sword out of your arm?
Just show her some basic stuff.

>>1956005

Do it!

...

"There are no words to describe how hard we can become, but I will attempt to put it into them anyway: Titaniomic."

>>1956005
show off some basic stuff, don't want to be giving away clan secrets now

>>1956019
>Oh hey, it's worst girl.
that's not sasuke though

Okay so basic stuff it is. Writing.

>>1956019
>Worst girl
Perhaps in canon, but after laze's ending I feel too much sympathy to judge her

>>1956005
"Sure i can get hard for you."

Show some seals and turn our hand using (fist of the student) into iron then sharp the tip of it into metal claws using (the iron dragon claw) jutsu.

>>1956044

I never had the pleasure of seeing Laze's quest. What happened with Tenten?

>>1956044
even after all this time I'm still mad about what a complete mess that turned into

>>1956044
Kek, I was thinking of Laze's quest.

>>1956049
It's best if you read it for yourself.

>>1956044
>after laze's ending

Would you please elaborate more?

Would marrying Tenten into the Tensu clan be a good decision. Does she have anything going for her other than weapon arts and weapon summons?

>>1956078
>Would marrying Tenten be a good decision
No.

Maaaaaaybe if she has the Sage's Sacred Tools.

>>1956078
I think she gets a summon at some point. But other then that she has nothing.

Althougth since the Tetsu can control metal weapons using jutsus i bet she would live it. Make a chain move like a snake or even make shurikens spin in the air.

"Sure, let me show you hard I can get." You say, missing the huge blush that appears on Tenten's face as you roll up your sleeves, stretching your arms out. "Tekkotsu." The cold, dark iron covers your hands, moving up your arms until they meet your elbows and stop. "Now, the thing to understand is that even though it looks like my arms are made of solid iron, that's not the case." You flex your fingers a bit, turning your arms over as Lee and Tenten examine them. "The iron actually only covers the first two layers of skin, the Epidermis and the Dermis. The Hypodermis is left untouched. This lets us have flexibility while also giving us the solid protective layering of iron."

"So that's how you can move around, I always wondered about that." Tenten marvels, running her hands along your arms. "It's weird how I can still feel a pulse too."

You nod, squeezing your fists before small points appear on your knuckles. "We're also able to modify the iron as well, like now. I'm able to create small spikes on my knuckles for an even deadlier bunch. Of course to do that I'd have to take the iron from elsewhere, in this case I just thinned out the iron on my skin and transferred it to the spikes on my knuckles. I could also take the iron from weapons if I had any."

"Impressive. So you're like a walking shield then." Lee points out, poking at your arm with his finger and...wow you can actually feel that all the way done to the bone. How strong is he?"

"Well I think it's cool, I'd love to examine it a bit more if that's fine with you Taka." Tenten says, bringing your arm up close to her face. She blinks, face suddenly lighting up as she looks behind you. "Oh, Hanabi, I didn't know you were gonna' be here today."

You turn around, noticing Hanabi and her maid. The girl looks dressed for training instead of her usual pretty dress she likes to wear. The young Hyuga girls smiles, then drops the smile as she stares at you and Tenten, and how the girl is gripping your arm in her hands. Hanabi...frowns at that? "...I was hoping to train with Neji again today." She says, seemingly ignoring you. "Ever since Taka talked to him he's been much nicer, and big sister doesn't like sparring as much as he does."

"Well, you may always spar with us if you want miss Hanabi!" Lee says, taking a stance.

Hanabi pauses, then looks at you. "Actually, I want to spar with Takahiro if that's fine."

Eh?

>Eh? What now?
>Yes you made her jealous, nice going.

>>1956093
>I think she gets a summon at some point
Nope, just in Laze's quest.

>make shurikens spin in the air.
Hiruzen, Hashirama, and even Konohamaru can already do that.

You know what's cool about Naruto Quests and Tenten? You can do anything you want with her because she has zero character progression in the manga.

>>1956106
That scene in Boruto quest where she gives genin free handjobs was out of nowhere, it was a different time.

>Eh? What now?
Just talk to her, she's better than Tenten anyway.

>>1956099

Taka, Commence harem stabilization protocol 001...

>>1956106
That's sad. And she also lost her husbando

>>1956099
Well time to get beaten up by a 7 year old. We deserve it for playing with her little heart.

>>1956099
try to appologise for upsetting her, get punched a lot.

>>1956099
>Well, of course its fine!

>>1956137

> inb4 we somehow beat Hanabi soundly and she gets an even bigger crush on Taka...

Talking while fighting sounds good to everyone then?

Okay then.

1d100.
DC 85 to get back on Hanabi's good side.
Let's be real Taka has no chance of beating Hanabi so no DC for that because you fuckers might just roll a 101.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1956149
BLOOD AND IRON

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1956149

Rolling...

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1956149

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1956149
>Let's be real Taka has no chance of beating Hanabi so no DC for that because you fuckers might just roll a 101.
What's the DC if it was a number?

>>1956152
Ah. I see we're still ironing out the kinks.

>>1956152

Welp...

>>1956152
Well then

Tetsu clan confirmed for failing at reconciling waifus?

>>1956152
Pack it up boys.

>>1956149
>Getting hit by a Hyuuga loli for betraying her
I've seen this before, but I'm not sure where. Was it Boruto Quest? Did Takeshi get beat up by Himawari?

....Mmmkay, 1 roll left.

Pray it passes.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1956149
100 plz

Failure of the highest magnitude possible.

Writing.

On the plus side, Hiashi is pleased.
>"Hah! Look at Hanabi beat that Tetsu brat!"

>>1956171

You had one job anon...

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1956149

Can I fix this?

>>1956175
>Failure of the highest magnitude possible.
We could have gotten quintuple ones.

Hmm...
Taka crippled (again)?

>>1956152
>>1956158
>>1956153
>>1956156
>>1956171
YOU HAD ONE JOB GUYS.

>>1956179

How....how the fuck would that even happen?

>>1956175
Meh i don't mind. Honestly i find much more satisfying that Hanabi kicked Taka's ass. Specialy since this is a taijutsu and the Hyuuga are basicaly anti-tetsu. Stupid Byakuga.Stupid sexy moon eyes.

>>1956186
A nat one. Or a boy that was a cripple one weak ago figthing a girl who has being trainning since she could breath or walk.

>>1956189

This is a child beating up a former cripple. How the fuck is that satisfying?

>>1956196

Maybe that anon gets off on being abused by lolis?

>>1956200
A probable reality
Also checked

>>1956200
I remember now. The Hyuuga dick punch was FNQ. That means that this anon >>1956189 is the generic Naruto Quest's QM.

>>1956196
>>1956200
>>1956203
Hey, no kink shame on the internet. I just like cripples being beaten doesn't matter the sex or age of the agressor.

>>1956211
Who?

>>1956213

> I just like cripples being beaten doesn't matter the sex or age of the agressor.

Well...

>>1956217
Exactly. Free something-or-other, everything in his quest was from another quest.

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You point to yourself as Hanabi stares at you. "Me? You wanna' spar with me?"

"Is that a problem?" Hanabi shoots back, causing you and the others to jump back a bit. "If you don't want to spar then just say so, I'll understand if you're scared. Maybe you'd like to spar with Tenten instead."

"Uh, no, that's fine, I'll spar with you Hanabi." You and Hanabi move over to one of the sparring circles littered throughout the training field, taking up stances. You feel like even if you HAD bothered with training Taijutsu over the last month, she'd still be a dangerous foe. Still, what's got her so worked up. "Uh, should I turn off the iron in my hands or..."

"No, you'll need them." She says, taking the typical open palmed stance the Hyuga use. Lee stands in as proctor, looking back and forth between the two of you before he slices his arm through the air.

Hanabi rushes you so fast you're not even able to dodge, she slams her palm directly into your side, knocking the wind out of you as you fall to the ground. You keep rolling though and fight through the pain, managing to stand back up.

Just in time for Hanabi to slam another palm right into your face. "Ouch." You can hear Tenten say, blood starting to drip out of your nose as you fall back to the ground. You can hear Hanabi's tiny feet racing to wards you, and all you can think to do is lash out with a kick.

You really shouldn't have underestimated her. She jumps up, dodging your kick and then landing on your outstretched leg before hitting it with the tips of her fingers. You feel your entire leg go numb and limp. "P-pressure points?" You stammer, looking up at Hanabi.

"Are you ready to yield?" She asks, the veins around her eyes pulsating.

"...Hanabi why are you mad at me?" You ask, surprising the little girl.

"I-I'm n-not mad! We're just sparing is all!" She says, a blush appearing on her face.

"Hanabi, when you first got here you were happy to see me, then you say I was talking with Tenten and Lee, and got mad." You sit yourself up, albeit with a lot of effort.

Hanabi's silent for a second, then pouts. "It's not fair. You're supposed to be my friend! If you wanted to train you should've come to me!"

"Aww, Hanabi." You manage to stand up, walking over and putting a hand on Hanabi's shoulder. "Of course I think of you as a friend, you're a very special person to me. Just because I hang out with other people doesn't mean I don't care about you."

She sniffles, looking up at you. "R-really? You care about me?"

You smile. "Yeah Hanabi." She grins. "You're like a cute little sister to me."

Record scratch

"B-baka!" Hanabi shouts, slamming her palm so hard into your stomach that you find yourself lifted off the ground and sent ten feet back, spinning in the air before landing in some bushes. Though your vision is dizzy and blurry, you can see Hanabi running off, crying as her mad chases after her, Lee kneels right beside you and looks worried. Tenten just sighs. "Boys."

Alright fuckers time for an important choice.

>Sinchu or Susumu?
>Also what are they doing?

>>1956231

We haven't been Susu in a while...

> Susumu

>>1956231
>Susumu
>Not being old.

>>1956231

Susumu, and he's keeping calm while smoking six joints at once

>>1956229
>Record scratch
I was wondering how we got here.

>>1956231
>Sinchu or Susumu
Sonichu please
>Also what are they doing?
Village Council meeting I guess.

Susumu it is then.

Will be back after an hour break. Need a break.

>>1956229
>>1956231
>"You're like a cute little sister to me."

Ouch, Hanabi got family zoned.

>Susumi

How is that pot going? Bet he's at the flower shop rigth now

>>1956246
>Will be back after an hour break. Need a break.
RIP Moonrunes, we hardly knew ye. No more Naruto Quests till 2018 I guess.

>>1956237

This pot joke has gone too far. I think the clan may have to arrange an intervention...

>>1956250
...
Alright fuck it I don't need a break. Writing.

>>1956255

Take a break you nerd. We can wait an hour...

>>1956255
No moonrunes don't let others pressure you man...

>>1956255
>Alright fuck it I don't need a break
You can take breaks to not get burned out. Just don't die/burn yourself out even more in that time/wait to long and kill interest. Writing another quest doesn't count as taking a break.

>>1956259
Speak for yourself gaylord, write for three days straight jewglyphs.

Just do whatever keeps you from burning out man.

>>1956268
>write for three days straight jewglyphs.
No, write for three weeks straight. Outdo FNQ's Chunin Exams.

So last we left off on Susu we made a dare with the Hyuugas right? Something about appeasing a foreign noble?

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>You are NOT old.
>You're not.

You let out a sigh as you stand in line at the Yamanaka flower shop, at least ten other people in front of you as you have a basket full of seeds in your arms. "C'mon already." You mutter, craning your head to see some little old lady complaining about something to the Yamanaka girl.

"Hey," You turn your head, to see some punk lookin' Chunin tapping you on the shoulder. Probably about the same age as the triplets. "Ain't you Susumu? Saika's uncle or somethin'?"

"I'm her Elder." You say, staring down at the kid. Gods, did you just call him kid? He's not THAT much younger than you right?

"Riiiight. Anyways," He leans in, retrieving a billfold from his flak jacket. "Saika said you were the guy to go to for some primo weed. Got any on ya'?"

Oh what the fuck. "No, I don't got any goddamn weed on me right now," You growl, leaning down closer to the punk. "And you listen well, you ever try to buy drugs off me again and I'll-"

"Ahem." You turn around, noticing that the line of customers is gone and that the Yamanaka girl is waiting patiently for you at the front desk. "Uh, you're next sir."

You blush, then notice that the Chunin punk has scrammed. "Dammit." You walk up to the counter, placing down all the seeds and waiting as the girl scans them. Hmm, she looks about Hiki and Taka's age, and she's got her headband too. "So, did you go to school with Hikigaya?"

Ino smiles, nodding her head as she goes through your items. "Yup, though we didn't talk much. Hiki mostly hung out with Choji or by himself."

"Sounds like him." You mutter, earning a giggle from the girl.

"Okay then, looks like your total's gonna' be 1,200 Ryo."

"Shit, that much?" You say, then cover your mouth. It ain't becoming to curse in front of a minor. "Sorry, but really? That much for seeds?"

Ino frowns, planting her hands on her hips. "These are top quality seeds sir, we wouldn't sell them if they weren't good."

Aw geez, now she's mad.

>What now fuckers.

>>1956318
Yeah, the Noble is related to teh Daimyo, and wants to know some Clan secrets. Didn't matter which Clan.

>>1956319
>What now fuckers.
Just pay up.

>>1956327
Tell them Uchiha Clan secrets. Nobody is using those.

>>1956319

Why are we buying seeds?

We could try smoozing her with the old Tensu charm...

>>1956338
>We could try smoozing her with the old Tensu charm...
We're like, 55
Ino is 12.

>>1956338
To plant flowers.

.....

YOU'RE NOT OLD!

>>1956341

Talk her up to try so as to lower the price...

Get your mind out of the gutter anon...

>>1956319
Susumu why are you even questioning this? Althought can't be harmfull to hagle with the kid. Not every costumer is going to be nice. So pretend to be a hard costumer but back down at the end.

>>1956319
Pay the girl.

>>1956327
Then we leave some fake clan secrets in secure locations, leaving the box in a safety deposit box at the village bank. So everybody come up with some juicy "secrets" for the noble to discover.

Alright, so do you guys wanna' just pay, or do you wanna' haggle?

Warning, Ino is a shrewd businesswoman.

>>1956363

> Pay

We have more important things to save our rolls for...

>>1956369
Like jobbing! Iron Skin may be our Ougi, but Jobbing is our Kekkei Genkai!

>>1956345
HAGLE!! But do it more like a test to see if she is good enough to keep the store of your ex-wife clan standing.

>>1956363
Just pay, we ain't got time for this

>>1956363
Hagle need to see if she is good enough to keep the clans shop safe. Do it for Susumu's ex-wife.

Tied.

NOW I'm taking a break. Hopefully I don't die.

>>1956381
>>1956369
We must help the other clans thos kid needs to prove she is good enough to be on the counter!!!

>>1956387

Alright...

>>1956376

Look at this fucking comedian

>>1956387
>Hopefully I don't die.
Well, RIP Moonrunes, who wants to run the next Naruto Quest, and when are they going to set it?

I nominate the anon with the lighter purple id, during the founding of the Hidden Villages or First Ninja World War.

>>1956392

> We must help the other clans

Do we really though?

>>1956392
Who gives a fuck about the other clans except the Akimichi?

>>1956411
Tbh the Kaguya, Chinoike, and Uchiha are worth keeping tabs on whenever they pop up.

>>1956411
>>1956404
Because the Yamanaka know about plants you know what else is a plant? Weed!!

>>1956416

Oh? What about the Hyuuga?

I'm pretty sure we are supposed to be their rival, or something...

>>1956433
>I'm pretty sure we are supposed to be their rival, or something...
They just do that out of pity.

Besides, can any of the Tetsu even come close to understanding the depths of Hiashi's keikaku?

And, I mean, Itachi, Kimimaro, and Chino can kill people by pretty much pointing at them.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

So since nobody is going to change his mind Moonrunes should just roll a dice to decide if we haggle or not

>>1956387
>buy

>>1956363
haggle

>>1956363
>pay

>>1956387
>Hagle

>>1956363
Haggle.

>>1956452

How's it going Hiashi?

>>1956629
Just as planned.

Haggle wins!

For tomorrow.

G'night ya'll.

I'm just fuckin' with ya'. Give me that 1d100.

DC 87

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1956682

Rolled 73 (1d100)

>>1956682

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1956682
Come on Susumu.

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1956682
Check this one.

>>1956686
Well ok then, geez dice g

>>1956686
Hell yeah! The kid is good.

>>1956686
Dude what

>>1956686
Nice.

Writing.

>>1956695
I don't know either man

You stare at Ino, frowning. And she frowns back. Shit, having frowning contest isn't going to get you anywhere. You've gotta' be tactile. "Give me a deal."

"No." She replies, crossing her arms. Shit. "You're old, sure, but not pathetic enough for me to feel sorry for you."

Oh wow, okay. "Give me a deal and I'll put in a good word for ya'."

"With who?" Ino asks, arms still crossed but her eyebrow raised in interest.

"Anyone. I'm a Clan Head, I can do things most normal Shinobi can't."

"Well my dad's a Clan Head, what makes you think I can't just ask him to put in a good word?"

Shit she's right. Okay time to play dirty. "Bet you got a boy or someone you've got a crush on right?" Fuck yeah she's blushing, go in for the kill. "Tell ya' what, you give me a discount and I'll put in some good words about ya' to that boy. No problem."

She's thinking about it, you can tell. "Wellllll...." C'mon c'mon c'mon! "Okay." Yes! But only 10%, I've got a business to run here."

"Fine." You say, tossin' over 880 Ryo and picking up your seeds. "So who's the kid you got a crush on.

Ino smiles, leaning in closely as she looks around. "Sasuke Uchia."

...Fuck. "The orphan kid?" She frowns. "Er, yeah right. Sure I'll talk to him about ya'. No worries." You grab your shit and leave, wanting to get out of there as quick as possible.

"Okay okay, Sasuke Uchia. Where's he at again?" You decide to drop off your stuff at the Clan compound before heading over to the old Uchia place first. Of course the whole place is crawling with Anbu, and who'd blame'em? The Sharingan's a pretty nifty eye, anyone would want it. "Hey," You say, waving down one of the Anbu that's hanging about the gates. "I wanna' go talk to the Uchia kid, it cool if I go in?"

"He ain't home." The Anbu says.

"What do ya' mean he ain't home?!"

"He ain't home." Then he shrugs. "Look, can you move it old man? You're causing a scene."

Fucker. Well now what? The Uchiha kid isn't home, and you've still got planning to do for that Noble that's gonna' show up.

>What do?

>>1956732

We didn't specify *when* we'd put a word in on her behalf. Maybe this will teach Ino to think with her vagina less...

> Go get ready for the clan head

>>1956732
>880 Ryo
Cool, we shorted her 200 Ryo.

>What do?
Well, it's the early afternoon. Let's go to a buffet, we're old.

>>1956757
>Cool, we shorted her 200 Ryo.
Goddammit I fucked up basic math!

>>1956748
YOU are the Clan Head.

>>1956771
Oh god, Inoichi is going to make us forget our heir's name and be unable to remember it.

>>1956732
>Go plan for the noble he's more important then the kids crush.

Also work on our new clan garden.

>>1956732

Time to go get prepped for the noble coming. WE'LL SHOW HIM THE GREATEST TIME

>>1956776

Pfft...

I know what I said Moonrune...

...

{But seriously though, I meant the noble}

Okay so prepping for the Noble is a go.

How you wanna' do that? Tell me, give me ideas! Let me leech of YOUR creativity!.

Also fuck it, we're turning my idiocy in the Math department into a plot point. You may have Inoichi coming after you for scamming his little girl.

>>1956798

It's not our fault that Ino's lust for that sweet, sweet sharingan makes her brain not work good...

As for the noble, We could just covertly dope the noble up to his eyeballs, or we could plant convincing, but fake, clan secrets for him to find...

>>1956798
Triples will be security.

Will get the best place in the clan compound to be his room. Keep Suzumi out of sight. Both for her and more to the nibles safety. Get some if the food he likes Suzu is a baker so make her do the sweets and other pasteries.

Make the rest of the clan clean the housw and keep the box in a hidden place. Like one anon said buried at a sand gardner or somethin. Better yet keep it buried in our weed garden.

>>1956819
We could just offer the weed and tell it it's a clan secret. Or let the triples spit it to him since the word is already out that Susumu experiemnt in the weed biology is already at works.

>>1956798
Nah he's comming to check our weed. He's just using his girl as a excuse.

>>1956798
Put the sekret bawx in the village bank and leave some fake clan secrets in some ninja-y hiding spots.

>A file concerning the clans weakness to orange juice and how it destroys the iron in our jutsus
>A journal of a member who discovered that the clan is descended from space aliens that mated with humans
>A box that has a string inside that when pulled reveals a secret compartment that holds an embarrassing photo of Hiashi at the village Christmas party

>>1956845
I like this, but if we're going with secrets that take down others as well.
>A file about a Tetsu clan member having a relationship with a Main Branch Hyuuga
Completely a lie of course. Take down Hiashit as well.

>>1956845
>not putting a secret diary of a tetsu clan head cucking Hiashi or his dad.

We should put in the diary that Hiashi used to spy the bath house when he was a gennin by using his Byakugan.

>>1956845
>>1956853
>>1956858
>>1956819
Faking Clan secrets and cucking the Hyuga. Nice.

We'll continue this tomorrow guys. Tired, it's late, and I have to get up early.

Let's say....18 Hours from now.

>>1956845

We should do this. But maybe make the fake secrets slightly more believable...

...

> a secret diary of a tetsu clan head cucking Hiashi or his dad.

Like this for instance...

>>1956861
So 7:00pm tomorrow? Cool, see you then, or hopefully earlier.

>>1956845

I'm all for this plan, but throw in

>The Tetsu/Hyuga hatred began when a Hyuga was found by a Tetsu due to said Hyuga performing lewd acts on the Tetsu's property involving carrots and gerbils

>>1956880
>>1956862
I think we should entertaing the noble by making a false treasure hunt for a clan secret. Lure him around the village talking to people and so finaly making him find a book of secrets which was what made the two clans hate each other or that the book contained the secret for a drug that made the tetsu capable of defeat the byakugan.

We gotta make sure we have 'dirt' on other clans as well to make it seem more believable. But the best and funniest ones should definitely be on the Hyuga.

Here are some I can think of:
>The Aburame worship a spider demon that lets them control their bugs through ethereal spider webs.
>The Akimichi aren't actually fat, they just use genjutsu to make it seem like they are. Why they do this is a mystery.
>The Inuzuka are really run by sentient dogs with their human-like ape familiars being used as puppets.
>There's nothing fishy about the Nara, they're just smart, a bit lazy, and really chill.(Gotta have some truth)

>>1956932
>The Akimichi are not fat, they are, in reality, big boned

>>1956894

Don't literally offer him a clan secret via a treasure hunt. He's a spy, and telling him that we are aware of this fact would be idiotic for obvious reasons...

We should make a subtly nudge him towards a trail of hints, clues, and puzzles sprinkled around the Clan homestead and the village which ultimately leads to the fake secret...

The secret needs to be believable and tantalizing...

The breadcrumbs leading from point to point need to be solvable for the noble, but hard enough for him to believe that they were designed to be largely undetectable or unsolvable by other clans or shinobi. (Maybe make them based around information that only Tensu' could know, and we could covertly mention or hint at this information during the nobles stay)

The whole process from beginning, to journey, to payoff has to come together in such a way as to leave the spy satisfied, confident, and feeling like a total badass...

If the noble visitor is female, then we can just send Taka to talk with her, to keep her entertained.

Now that I am thinking about it, there are two practical ways to steal bloodline limit or studying it.

First is good old dissection. Second is somehow produce offspring with said bloodline limit member and take the infant with you. Definitely much more time consuming and prone to failure to manifest bloodline limit, but bit more low profile due it being just another two adults banging each other.

>>1956974

> produce offspring

> two adults banging each other

> send Taka

>>1957002
That's what /ss/ is anon.

>>1956974
Nah If we want to do this we need to send Hiki. He is the twin with a thing for older ladies

.

>>1956932
>Yamanaka knows the best weed in the village. Even said that the main dealer of the stuff is a member of the clan.

>The Hyuuga current head is secretly a pervert who managed to amplify his byakugan rage so he can see all the naked shinobi from his house.

>The uchia brat survived the death of his clab only because he has the kiuuby sealed in him

>>1957719
>uciha
>Kyuubei?

wut?? Nigga, why you high in the morning?

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>>1957719
For a second I thought that was going to be more of a problem than expected

It just occurred to me.

DO Tetsu clans have high probability of spawning twins, triplet, or quad?

I never seen one in Naruto (except the Sound and Hiashi's)

>>1956932
>Hyuuga's Gentle fist is actually for massages. The reason opponents cant move because they are relaxed.
>Nyakugan is actually when they are really focused that they stressed their eyes. You can trained it by staring at a wall 16HR/day

Technical truth is still a truth

>>1956229
no no no hanabi, like a cute little sister I want to fuck! better?

... ... yes.

>>1957800
It's suppose to be a joke anon those are clan "truths" contained in the diary.

>>1957836
I guess so? Would certanly explain the triples as well as Hiki and Taka.

>>1957852
It would make sausage the prime target for kidnapping.

>>1958763
You are rigth i was just putting what it was funny in my head. Not every idea will be good

I guess no thread today. RIP moonrunes.

>>1959275
Moonrune said he'd start up again 18 hours from when he ended the last session. So that's about 8 or 9 hours from now...

>>1956861
It's been 18 hours moonrunes. Get a twitter so I can pester you there.

>>1959298
How about you pester him on our discord instead? https://discord.gg/xKbZTwH

Mmmmkay, session will start in 20 minutes ya'll, get ready.

My shitposting worked for once! Huzza!

>>1959351
cool.

>>1956861
i still prefer if we actually threw one or 2 of the more well known things out there like how we are iron guys who tend to have shit lifespans since that shits essentially common knowledge and they are gonna see it anyways.

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You Tekkotsu your middle finger as you walk away, making sure the Anbu asshole has a good, long look at it. "Dick." You mutter, pulling out a cigarette and lighting it with your thumb and middle finger. "Guess the girl didn't specify when I had to talk to the Uchiha kid, could put that off a while." You really gotta' stop talking to yourself.

Back to the matter at hand though, worrying about that fucking Noble that's coming. The seeds you bought today should sprout up into some nice lookin' flowers by the time the Chunin Exams come around, and you could always just give him the nicest room in the compound to stay in. That'll take care of the basic stuff, and food won't be a problem cause Choza's got your back covered on that department. Still, Clan Secrets....

You pass by a news stand, the guy working it too busy fanning himself off as he watches tv on one of those tiny, portable models. You take a gander at what's makin' the news these days, and are surprised to find out that the Third Hokage might in fact have seventeen illegitimate children. "Jeez, they'll write about anything these days." You mutter, starting to walk off.

Then you stop. And grin. "So he wants Clan secrets, I'll give him Clan secrets. Haha. Hahaha! HAHAHAHA!"

"Oi! Shut the fuck up!" The news stand guy says, tossing a paper cup at your head that bounces off. Fucker.

Alright, that's the hard part out of the way, guess you could go and relax and-

"Susumu!" You turn around, tilting your head as you see Inoichi Yamanaka, head of the Yamanaka Clan, standing in the middle of the street. Behind him is Ino, scowling at you like you just shit in her bed. "Susumu, I don't wanna' jump to any conclusions but-"

"HE JIPPED US 200 RYO DADDY! GET'EM!" Ino shouts, yanking on Inoichi's hair with each word. Sometimes you feel lucky for going bald so early.

"Sweetie, ouch, it's just 200 Ryo, ouch, I'm sure Susumu didn't mean to-."

Wait, 200 Ryo? Your mind races back to the Flower Shop earlier today, going over the transaction. Then you frown. "Uh, I may have accidentally shorted your daughter Inoichi."

"HA!" Ino says, smirking, Inoichi just looks saddened at your admission of guilt. "Hear that daddy! He admits it! Now get'em! I DEMAND BLOOD!"

"Inoooooo." Inoichi whines.

>What do?!

>>1959417
We are an honorable man and Inoichi is a gooe dude, pay the brat her 200

>>1959417

> Shrug

> "Look kid. It's not my fault your brain doesn't work so good when thinking about that sweet, sweet sharingan. That's a weakness you're going to have to overcome to become a shinobi of any worth. Consider this a learning experience."

>>1959417
was an honest mistake, just pay it back. be angry internally about kids these days being incapable of noticing basic math errors

>>1959438

Correction:

Say this: (>>1959438) but deftly slip Inoichi the 200 ryo when Ino isn't paying attention...

>>1959417
this >>1959443

>>1959438
This with:

>"Also, you thought it was a good idea to get a grown man to tell a twelve year old boy that you like him."

But pay her dad on the down low.

>>1959461
this.

>>1959417
Supporting >>1959438

Add something about being a shinobi and staying aware of her surroundings or some bulshit about not leatting her guard down.

>>1959417
This >>1959443

>>1959417
this
>>1959461

And get inochi to participate the clan secrets plot. He's the mind-fucker after all. Too bad we cant have interrogater t o join in

Gotcha' anons. Giving her a lesson while also slippin' that Ryo to Inoichi on the downlow.

2d100's please.

First is for the slippy, DC's only 35 because you're a goddamn Tetsu and she's a little girl who couldn't possibly notice.
Second is for makin' sure Ino doesn't nut shot you right there. DC 70.

ROLL!

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1959479
We're going to fail both, kek.

Rolled 82, 93 = 175 (2d100)

>>1959479

Roll

Rolled 20, 23 = 43 (2d100)

>>1959479

Rolled 22, 33 = 55 (2d100)

>>1959479

Rolling...

Rolled 10, 60 = 70 (2d100)

>>1959479

>>1959487

Nice...

>>1959487
Well done son. Writing.

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You shrug, which only seems to infuriate the girl even more. "Look, Ino was it?" Inoichi nods as his daughter continues to glare daggers you while pulling on his ponytail. "It's not my fault your brain doesn't work so well when you're thinking about that sweet, sweet Sharingan." Well that made her let go of Inoichi's hair. While she's busy looking down at the ground in embarrassment, you toss Inoichi a small bag filled with the Ryo you owe, the Yamanaka Clan Head catching it easily and stuffing it into his pocket, the two of you sharing a very cool and not homosexual wink with each other. "That's a weakness you're going to have to overcome to become a shinobi of any worth. Consider this a learning experience." You pause. "Also maybe don't go asking grown men to play up how cool you are to little boys, yeah?"

"Yeah." Ino groans, completely dejected. Well at least she isn't pulling out Inoichi's hair. "Dad I'm going home, have fun having old people conversations." Why that little-NO. No don't think it. You know what the Yamanaka's are capable of, last thing you need is them peekin' around your head, knowin' you called one of them a name.

You and Inoichi watch his daughter walk off, the blonde haired ninja sighing once she's out of sight. "That was a hassle and a half."

"I'll bet, how do you manage a girl that sure of herself Inoichi?"

"With patience. So," Inoichi grins, jerking a thumb to a bar just across the street. "Got time for a drink, wanted to talk with you about something."

"Sure, wanted to ask you some things too." The two of you enter the bar, you quickly look around and when you don't spot any pictures of Sinchu on the wall you know it's a good place to drink. Little shit gets banned everywhere. You both take a seat at the back, ordering a mug of the house special each. "So, what's this you wanted to talk about?"

"I was thinking, Hiashi was talking about how this Noble wanted any Clan secrets he could get his hands on right?" You nod. "Have you put much thought into how you're going to deal with that yet, because I've got a few ideas."

>What do?

>>1959542
"I'm already mulling over a few ideas but I'm happy to hear any ideas you've got"

>>1959542

> "I've being toying with a few ideas. Most of which are not very developed to be considered a proper plan. What did you have in mind Inoichi?"

>>1959542
Lay out the plan about fake secret book and hiding the box in the bank. Ask Inochi's suggestion. He knows how mind works

>>1959542
>"Hide the real clan secrets outside the compound and leave some believable but fake secrets in their place. Think you can help with the latter part?"

>>1959567
>>1959577
>>1959564
>>1959566
Tied up. Hmmmm.

>>1959583

Do these.
>>1959564
>>1959566

Alrighty, writing.

>>1959567
>>1959577

I don't know if it is a good idea to let the Yamanaka clan in on all of our plans just yet. We don't know their intentions...

>>1959592
true

>>1959592
>>1959608

Susumu smokes the dankest of weed with Inoichi. They're fine, only clan I have no idea likes or doesn't like us is the Nara

>>1959592
So we don't tell him about our real secret being in the bank.

>>1959616
What about the Shimura?

>>1959621
why not the trio? Imagine their chunnin days

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"Nothin' concrete yet, just toying with a few ideas here and there. Still if you got something in mind let me heart it, I need all the help I can get." Better to keep quiet about your current plans for now, don't know how Inoichi might take the idea of you putting out fake secrets about the other Clans.

"Well-" The waitress, a young and busty thing places your beers down, giving you both a smile that's probably going to cost you a large tip before moving along. "Well, I was thinking, what if we faked your death."

You nearly choke on the beer as you cough it up, getting the whole bars attention on you as Inoichi pounds at your back. "Wh-ack-what?!"

"Listen listen, I know it sounds crazy but hear me out, Shikaku and me were going over this the day after the Clan Head meeting, and this Noble can't do much if say, you end up dying half-way through the Chunin Exams." Inoichi grins, and you just stare at him. "What, not a good idea?"

"How would it even work?" You ask, shaking your head in disbelief. These are the people you call friends, the ones who plot your death behind your back. "I'm pretty sure I can't pretend to stay dead for all of eternity."

"That's the thing though," Inoichi says, grinning. "You wouldn't be you when you died, you'd be someone else."

"Eh?"

"Disguise yourself the day the Noble arrives, say you're like your older brother or something, the true Clan Head, and you just got back."

"But my brother's out...doing his thing." You frown. Best not to bring this up right now. "This Noble's gonna' be pissed if he runs across my brother and thinks he conned him."

"That's the brilliant part. I'm gonna' alter his memory." Oh god. "It's a simple Genjutsu but it should work. As soon as he exits the village all he'll remember is that he had a good time, and this way Hiashi gets shut down for once."

>Well? What do you think?

>>1959642
"it's certainly an interesting idea, I'll think about it"
[Screaming internally]

>>1959642
>Well? What do you think?
We'll think about it. Knocking Hiashi down a peg wouldn't be a bad thing.

>>1959642

>"I'll think about it, sounds like it'd be interesting and might work."
>Inside: "I'M FUCKED, I'M D-O-N-E AND FUCKED!"

>>1959642
>"It's so crazy it might even work. Lets do it."

>>1959642

> Stare at Inochi for like a full minute

> "Out of all the plans I could comprehend, that is possibly the most bewildering. It's ridiculous, it's convoluted, it's incoherent, in short: I love it. I'm in."

>>1959642
"There are why too many things in that plan that if one of them fails, the entire thing comes crumbling down"

Let him in on our idea.

Maybe it's because I'm Spee D. Reader, or maybe it's because I'm trying to get caught up in a bunch of quests, but is there a place where who everyone in the Clan is is written down?

>>1959668
You got the basics, but I don't have the Triplets down yet Stat wise, or the other fuckers in the Clan.

Guess ya'll could come up with some ideas for the others if you wanted, just nothing too fucking OP or powerful. Weird's fine though.

>>1959642
>write in: If i agree what you get in return. Althought shutting of Hiashi is something all the clans would love i can't think this is just because of it. Oh i get it you and Shikaku want to poke his head...he must be doing something REALLY nasty.

Question: Why would Shikaku and Inochi do this for us? I know they're our friends but this is just strange. What are they getting out of contributing to this ploy?

>>1959684
Fuck Hiashi.

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>>1959673
I have a idea for a member if the Tetsu clan.

Also it would be cool to make Anon-kun a official family memeber. That one boy that wants to make konoha great again.

>>1959690
>Anon-kun
Let's not touch them with a forty foot pole.

>make konoha great again.
Danzofags pls go

>>1959689
Shikaku can't be doing this just to troll Hiashi...oh the fuck i'm saying he tottaly would.

>>1959673
>Guess ya'll could come up with some ideas for the others if you wanted
Crazy spinster aunt, mid 30's (so pretty old by clan standards) makes and uses iron based puppets

>>1959697
>Puppets
Where Danzofags go...