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This here is a thread for all Star vs the Forces of Evil faggots

SESSION START!

>You are Anonymous
>Who else but you?
>Could have ended up like this.
>Standing in a dirty highschool detention hall
>After clawing your way through the actual bowels of the underworld
>The Void
>The Afterlife
>...and ending up alone
>You've just come to some pretty major conclusions
>One of which being, that you are not a good person
>Despite being a ludicrously strong one
>You can bring down buildings with magic laser beams
>Crush people with gravity manipulation
>Warp flesh
>Step between realms
>All these things...and none if it
>Helped you fix your biggest problem
>You
>Your temper
>Your manipulative nature
>All of it
>Is still within you
>Not to mention how spiteful you can be
>Which has caused you to end up alone
>As previously mentioned
>Because you pushed away the one person that helped you get all this power in the first place
>The one person who picked you over the rest of the universe
>Luna
>Your head feels empty without her voice
>You can't even feel her spark
>It's a blank spot
>A black pit in your brain
>Psychic relationships are a lot closer than you realized
>When she left she poofed into pink smoke
>Then disappeared into your magic focus
>The Black Sun gem
>You've been running your fingers over it's surface
>Called out a few times to her
>A: "Luna? L- Luna come one. Stop this! Fucking talk to me!"
>Nothing
>S: "Kid."
>Your eyes snap up
>Mismatched and twitching
>You want to snarl but
>When you meet the gaze of your teacher
>Ms. Skullnik
>Your body relaxes from it's usual fight and fight harder response
>S: "You're weird, Anon."
>A: "I know."
>S: "You, your whole life. This."
>She motions to all of you
>S: "All this."
>A: "Weird?"
>S: "Weird."
>She puts a green, warty hand on your shoulder
>S: "...and it's weird you don't seem like you're handling too well."
>She goes to her desk
>Flips it back on it's feet with one arm
>Jesus
>She strunk
>Then hands you a pamphlet
>S: "There's a counselor coming to the school tomorrow. I'd like you tah talk to em."
>A: "I thought you said I could talk to you!"
>S: "Yeh can...but I don't know wha the heck I'm talking about!"
>She laughs
>Nobody ever hears Skullnik laugh
>It's coarse
>Just like her
>It's also genuine
>Before you can respond the class door bursts open
>J: "ANON DON'T DO IT!"
>It's Jackie
>Your girlfriend
>She has her eyes closed and her arms out
>Oh god
>She thought you were gonna accidentallied her
>She-
>She was ready for it.
>Janna peeks from behind her
>Still breeki

What.
Do?
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>>1945632
A P O LO G I Z E
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>>1945632
>H-hey guys. I hecked up. I hecked up real bad.
>hide the pain
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>>1945632
>Do what? What did you think I was going to do?
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>>1945632
>False alarm team
Let's give her some time...
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>>1945632
We need to vent. We need to chill the fuck out. We need to go and establish a few things with our friends.

Whose up for some mindless junkyard destruction? Janna has to know some cool spots with some busted down cars that we can just whale on right?
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>>1945632
>Look ashamed, real ashamed
>Full "dog that got caught digging through the trash" mode
>Apologize to Jackie
>Ask Skullnik if we can tell the counselor any of the shit we've done without being deemed insane and given a self-hugging jacket
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>>1945632
Void Path: give up humanity, embrace the dark side
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>>1945661
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>>1945661
How about no you crazy Dutch bastard?
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>>1945632
ask Luna nicely to come back
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>>1945632
>>1945652
I support this
Lets go take the girls somewhere nice
I think we all need a moment
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https://youtu.be/2WiFdjJMsgc

we should take a sec to breathe in and collect ourselves. Then TLDR for janna and jackie.
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>>1945632
>Follow this up by asking Mommy to make us a Mewmusian like her.

Wut? We DID ask her to let us decide how human we wanted to be.
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>>1945704
>>1945643
I agree. Collect ourselves, then proceed with explanations.
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>>1945632
>Apologize
>Sit down with Jak and Jan and Skul
>Talk it out
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>>1945704
>>1945704

Every single friend should watch.
Every. Single. One.


>A: "Guys..."
>When you speak Janna cringes
>Hides
>Jackie's eyes open immediately
>She sees you
>With your nice clothes shredded by your abnormal spike in power
>With your mutant arm pawing the little magic rock
>Standing in a ruined classroom
>Alone with a teacher
>Your back bent
>Your eyes empty and lost
>You brace yourself for the pity
>A: "I fucked up."
>Hugged
>Wh-
>This isn't pity
>What is th-
>Oh-
>OH!
>You're being hugged
>By Jackie
>Which is something you don't do a lot
>She's soff
>She's holding onto you with everything she has
>A: "I didn't even say what I did."
>J: "I don't care."
>A: "It's really bad. I almost killed Chantelle."
>Jackie pulls away
>Looks you in the face
>J: "...and you didn't."
>How does she do that?
>How does she looks so strong?
>How does she hold -you- up at times like these?
>Janna speaks up
>Ja: "Sorry for calling the Mom gf on yah, dude. I thought you were losing it."
>A: "I was.."
>You look at your rock
>Shake it again
>Nothing

>A: "I did."
>J: "Wait. Where's your little mom?"
>A: "She's what I lost."
>J: "..."
>Re-hugged?
>No
>Look of concerned
>J: "What happened?"
>You want to explain
>You want to apologize
>You want to deal with all of this
>Right now
>It feels like you're going to burst but...
>You swallow that
>Glare with your eyes closed
>A: "Can...can we get outta here?"
>J: "Anon?"
>You try to smile
>It feels broke
>A: "C'mon. We're still at school."
>You pull out your scissors
>A: "School's sad enough."

>SHHHRRIIIIIP
>A: "Let's be sad somewhere nice for a change."


Where go?
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>>1945792
>There's gotta be some nice, quiet scenery on Mewni, right?
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>>1945792
>>1945805
supporting
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>>1945805
That or
>>1945792
Beach time like in Hawaii like we did that one time when we were getting ready for Eye of the Tiger with Marco and his spooky arm? It'd be nice to go to a place that was super neat again
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>>1945792
Let's drop in on hekapoo, we're alone in the wind and her place whether she's there or not should be safe? maybe? Or just that park where we had the picnic.
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>>1945792
>To the Beach
>Where two worlds meet
>Where life began
>Where it returns
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>>1945792
Go to back to the docks where we got the snowcones and almost died.
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>>1945815
no beaches imo
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>>1945792
let's go to the beach we killed Jeffy at
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>going to a death world to relax
Why would anyone want to go to fucking Mewni of all places right now?
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>>1945792
I know.

Lets ask THEM where do they want to go for one.

Isn't it time we take others into consideration?
Isn't that the whole point of this?
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>>1945792
>>1945855
Actually, second. Good advice.
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>>1945792
>>1945841
Changing to >>1945855 with Docks as the secondary destination if they tell us to choose.
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>>1945792
>>1945805
this-a-roni
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>>1945792
> Beach
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>>1945855
this
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>>1945792
>>1945855
Good point
Supporting
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>>1945855

Supportan
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>>1945792
>>1945855
Supporting
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>>1945792
"Let's go to a love hotel in Japan"
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>>1945855
This

Maybe remind them we can't be near the pier
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THE VOTES!

>Mewni
>Swamp vibes
>Giant bugs
>A fat guy in a hole
>Perfect scenery

2 votes

>Hawaii!
>Romantic~
>Far, far away
>A good spot for you and Jackie

3 votes

>Go to see Hek
>Janna would like to see demons
>Jackie might like the expansive silence and lack of life
>No-
>No wait
>That would be Luna
>If she was talking to you
>Ow

1 vote

>The Docks
>Aaahh nothing like returning to the scene of a special needs murder
1 vote

>Ask them for once
>Ya big selfish protagonist asshole
>Ok, Anon
>Enough self deprecation

6 votes


>Your scissors lower
>A: "Actually."
>You turn back to your friends
>A: "Where do -you- wanna go?"
>J: "San Clemente."
>Ja: "Salem Massachusetts."

>They both spoke at once
>The two make eye contact
>Jackie rolls hers
>Janna pulls out her hands
>The mumble to each other
>Saying some weird best friend rhyme as they pump their fists

>J/Ja: "SHOOT!"
>They both picked rock
>J/Ja: "Darnit!"
>They go again
>A: "uh..."
>While they settle this you turn back to Ms. Skullnik
>Who's already started fixing up her classroom
>A: "Do you wanna~"
>S: "No."
>A: "Oh...okay."
>S: "You're still like what? 15?"
>A: "Almost."
>She hoists six or seven student desks over her head and puts them in place
>S: "I'll be there for ya kid but you're still just that."
>She lowers herself onto the AC unit
>Groaning the whole way
>S: "I'm a boring old broken inside adult. You don't want me taggin' Aloong. Plus, I got a thing later."
>A: "A thing?"
>S: "I -meat- thing."
>A: "Damn. I feel yah."
>S :"Nobody loves meat more than me, Anon."
>A: "You sure?"
>Skullnik ponders
>Presses her teeth with a razor sharp claw
>S: "Positive."

>You turn back to the girl
>J/Ja: "SHOOT!"

>Jackie picked Scissors
>Janna picked rock

cont
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>>1946003
>>1946003

>Ja: "WHOOO! I WIN!"
>J: "Yeah, yeah."
>Janna holds up your scissors
>Ja: "Come on, losers! We're getting spooky!"

>SHHHRRRRIIIIIIp!
>You file in
>Thinking maybe you can handle this
>With people like yours around
>Maybe you can get a handle on this human thing after all
>J: "Anon?"
>Jackie says after the three of you emerge in front of a towering blackened church in Salem
>J: "We need to talk."

https://youtu.be/cOy6hqzfsAs

>OH GOD
>OH GOD WHAT!?
>PANIC
>P A N IC!?


>Janna is already trying to steal a grave stone
>You feel watched from all directions
>Especially the woods
>Also your girlfriend has the look of emotional honesty needs on her face
>Oh christ
>You're so bad at that

>Didn't you have a thing with Star later?
>Fuck


What do?
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>>1946006

Ask what she wants to talk about

I have a bad feeling about this
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>>1946006
>"Please be gentle, I'm still trying to people."
>Hold her hand
>I mean, if she'll let you
>Raise some dead for Janna to play with while we Emotion with Jackie
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>>1946006
Let's get this over with
"What's wrong, Jackie?"
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>>1946006
>calm down since the Star thing is Tuesday and it's Monday
>Mind read pulse. Is there anything out there watching us and what is it?
>if it's all clear attempt to engage in emotional honesty
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>>1946006
>ok
try not to think about text, think about it alot.
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>>1946006
>Take deepest breath you can take.
>Try not to panic
>Ask "What." With a breaking pitched voice that sounds high and tinny
>Panic alot at your fuck ups
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>>1946006
>>1946016
https://youtu.be/MtvfgMG1XTQ?t=13
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>>1946006
>>Didn't you have a thing with Star later?
D-did we?
I don't remember
Either way

>>1946020
This is nice
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>>1946006
>Relax
>Open Up
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>>1946006
Supporting >>1946020 ... and remember what >>1946029 says.
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>>1946006
>>Didn't you have a thing with Star later?
>>Fuck
Isn't that Tuesday?

Talk with J.
Help the Ja.
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>>1946102
friday
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>You're twitchy
>That feeling of being watched doesn't go away
>You try to relax
>It feels forced
>Still
>You take a deep breath
>After sniffing around in the trees with your brain
>Which you can still do
>Huh
>Luna left
>Didn't take her gifts
>J: "Anon."
>Your attention snaps back to Jackie
>J: "I need you to listen to me on this."
>Ja: "Reveal your secrets, long lost of the dead."
>Janna's whispering into an open grave
>You wave your left hand's fingers

https://youtu.be/ZbAtcZnpYjc

>The ground rips apart
>Bones splay out of disintegrated coffins
>Cracked
>Pouring dust
>Eventually three whole people are made out what was clearly a botched section of mass graves
>One of them has a skull that's darker slate gray than the rest
>Janna's eyes are the size of dinner plates
>Especially when the three boney creatures look to you
>You think at them "Play."
>So they dance
>Jig
>Even grab Janna's hands and pull her into a witching circle of delight
>You smile
>Then your face is squished
>Jackie's pulled you in
>J: "You need to deal with this. With me."
>A: "SHowwy."
>J: "What was that?"
>She pulls her hands away
>A: "N-nothing."
>J: "No Anon. It's not nothing."
>She sees your hand raise
>Then takes it
>J: "You're not nothing."
>Ow
>Oh-
>Oh OWWWWW your CHEST!

cont
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>>1946231
>>1946231
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>>1946236
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=68MKLkNSMN4

>J: "I've watched you grow into such a strong person. It actually scares the shit out of me, dude."
>A: "I'm...sorry?"
>J: "Shush."
>Re-squished
>A: "I fouth Showwy is what you wanted Meh to shay."
>J: "I don't want you to just say what I want you to say. I want you to listen."
>A: "Ohkawy."
>Un-squished
>J: "When you said you wanted to 'prove me wrong' what did you mean?"
>A: "I dunno."
>Jackie raises an eyebrow
>J: "Did you rehearse that response?"
>A: "No."
>J: "Or that one."
>A: "Maybe."
>J: "Anon."
>A: "Fucking god DAMN woman why won't you let me just let me deflect!?"
>J: "Cause you don't want to anymore because it's why you feel so alone?"
>A: "..."
>You look at your feet
>Muscles clenches
>You look around again
>Feel out the woods
>Oh yeah
>Something's there but it's
>Still
>Old
>Tired
>Could just be the heeby jeebies
>J: "Your worth doesn't come out of how people treat you, you know."
>Jackie puts a hand on your cheek
>No squish this time
>Just a hand
>It's warm
>Your eyes close on their own
>J: "It's how you treat them. How much you value yourself."
>You feel a smeck on your forehead
>J: "If you don't trust me on that then we're not gonna make it."
>She pulls her hands down
>Then holds both of yours
>J: "I...I still wanna make it. I still want -us- to make it. Isn't that what you want?"
>Us
>We
>Our
>Jackie doesn't pity you
>She also doesn't see you like others do
>Like a monster
>Or a god
>Or a kid
>J: "You're so fucked up though. Like. Forreal."
>A: "Is that why you like me?"
>J: "Psh. No."
>She hugs you again
>You can feel her heart
>J: "It's because you're still trying. Because you still care."


What do?
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>>1946231
>hug back
"Thanks Jackie"
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>>1946242

HUG HER AND THANK HER
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>>1946236
>Hug Jackie
"Thanks Jackie Chan"
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>>1946242
>Admit that it hard to stay "level", to be 14
>Tell her about the Universe and what Omnitraxus showed us, an infinite void of dead Anons, who never got the power Mom gave us
>That we're dead terrified of not being strong enough to survive against a Universe that wants us dead
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>>1946273
>>1946242
>>1946275
Also this, she needs to know why we are so fugged up
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>>1946242
*Hug*

>A:"Lets have a threesome later."
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>>1946242
>>1946275
Yeah, we're fucked up because we are literally fighting against everything.
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>>1946242
hug, roll to smooch.
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>>1946242
Supporting >>1946275 + hug
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>>1946242
>Give her a kiss
>Reach out mentally to the old spirit
>Invite it for lunch
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>>1946290
Alright. Lets go with that and do >>1946275 with Both of Jackie and Janna.

Though technocally we can't be terrified because Luna removed our ability to even feel fear.
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Rolled 2, 7, 5 = 14 (3d10)

>>1946275
>>1946273
>>1946262
>>1946290
>>1946298
>>1946301

...Roll 3d20s, Anonymous.
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Rolled 16, 4, 20 = 40 (3d20)

>>1946324
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Rolled 18, 17, 12 = 47 (3d20)

>>1946324
RISE AND CHILL
RISE
AND
CHILL
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Rolled 1, 16, 7 = 24 (3d20)

>>1946324
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Rolled 11, 16, 18 = 45 (3d20)

>>1946324
THEEEEEEERE SHEEEEEEEEEEEE GOOOOOOOES
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Rolled 9, 20, 2 = 31 (3d20)

>>1946324
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Rolled 20, 16, 11 = 47 (3d20)

>>1946324
Bechilly
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Rolled 3, 5, 3 = 11 (3d20)

>>1946324
Glad to see our rolls are still the same after this hiatus.
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>>1946324
vamos muchachos
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Rolled 12, 13, 6 = 31 (3d20)

>>1946324
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>>1946324
surely it can't get any worse
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Rolled 8, 18, 6 = 32 (3d20)

>>1946324
vamos muchachos!
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>>1946348
FUCK GODDAMNIT WHY DO I ALWAYS FORGET
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Rolled 15, 6, 18 = 39 (3d20)

>>1946324
Oh dear... things not looking good gents...
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Rolled 16, 7, 17 = 40 (3d20)

>>1946324
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Rolled 15, 20, 15 = 50 (3d20)

>>1946324
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>>1946324
>>1946327
>>1946332
>>1946355
And it somehow is on each of the ones where it is the lowest score.
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Rolled 14, 13, 20 = 47 (3d20)

>>1946324

Triple twenties?
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Rolled 9, 11, 13 = 33 (3d20)

>>1946324
Why it gotta be like this
WHAT ARE WE EVEN ROLLING FOR
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Rolled 19, 18, 6 = 43 (3d20)

>>1946324
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Rolled 15, 8, 7 = 30 (3d20)

>>1946324
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>These fucking rolls
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These rolls...are as follows.

>You start to unload
>A: "Everything I said about the dead mes wasn't a metaphor or some shit you know."
>J: "I do. So you're one of a kind."
>A: "So I'm doomed."
>J: "Do you really think that?"
>A: "I think I have to be what I'm becoming."
>J: "Which is?"
>A: "A monster."
>You bite your lip
>Swallow
>A: "Maybe something worse."
>J: "So you're doomed if you don't fight?"
>A: "...yes."
>Jackie runs her fingers through your hair
>Her palms feel like the sun warming your skin
>J: "So fight...I want you to."
>She pulls back
>J: "Destroy everything you have to so you can keep going because...because Fucking shit Anon. Do we need a reason bigger than this?"
>She looks to all of you and her
>J: "Being alive is worth it. We're worth it. If it wasn't why are you still fighting even right now?"
>A: "B-...because I don't wanna give up."
>J: "Does having me here help?"
>She's tearing a little
>She hasn't broken
>J: "Cause if it is I don't wanna give up either."
>Your hands raise up
>You grip into Jackie's back
>Her shirt is so soft
>Her skin smells like salt and tanning oil
>A: "I'll never give up."
>Jackie lets you go a little
>This time however
>You don't let her
>You snatch her close
>You shake
>A: "How are you ok with me being so fucked?"
>J: "You're not. You're surviving. You're gonna win. I don't know if I can make it happen but...but I won't let you try or lose by yourself."
>A: "I don't need to prove you wrong."
>J: "..."
>A: "I just need you."
>J: "Oh my god."
>Jackie sounds like she's gonna cry
>J: "You did it."
>She kisses your neck
>A: "Ah!"
>It felt weird
>Exciting
>She whispers into your hoodie crook
>Hugging you back
>J: "You said something nice. Unironically."
>A: "We should have a threesome with Janna."
>J: "..."
>A: "..."
>Ja: "..."
>and all three skeletons share the silent response

>Anon rolled for makeout with Jackie
>He got nat 1 on romance
>A: "Fuck."
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>>1946465
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>>1946465
m-maybe we can laugh it off as a joke haha
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>>1946465
Okay time to try to damage control.

Fuck my mouth has no filter. Try to play it off as a joke or something by going to kill yourself in salem or something.

That or else just let both girls kick your ass something to redeem that because holy fuck Anon
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>>1946465
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I DID IT

I RUINED EVERYTHING IN THREE POSTS

LUNA IS GONE

LIFE IS GONNE

NOW THE GIRLS ARE GONE TOO

IT WAS ME

I DID IT
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wcinzmfZeCc
>take scissors
>open to pasta dimension
>let spaghetti flow freely
oh god, my sides are in orbit
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>>1946465
>A: "We should have a threesome with Janna."
PERFECT
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>>1946465
>>1946496
>Beeeeecause I feel like we're not really sharing the love and comfy times with one if not only bestie friend who has happened to have gone through a bunch of the same shit and I phrased that entirely too wrong if you want to kick my ass by all means do so because I can't figure out a lesson unless it's beaten into my skull apparently
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>we have two more shit rolls to go through
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>>1946465
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

DOUBLE DOWN
IT'S ALL OR NOTHING

STAR AND MARCO SHOULD COME
AND CALL THE BUTT DEMON TOO
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>>1946465
Oh... oh no....
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>>1946465
WHAT IS THIS ROLLERCOASTER OF EMOTIONS?

Shrug it off anon
SHRUG THIS SHIT OFF. MAKE IT AS A JOKE
PANIC
PANIC
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>>1946465
>>1946465


>Jackie lets you go
>You want to chase her
>A: "Wait! Jackie, I didn't mean that shit haha Oh mE! Oh ANon you fucking yuckster!"
>You're hitting yourself in the skull
>Why
>Why are you like this?
>A: "I didn't wanna push you away I didn't mean it Ok well I sort of mean it but only in like a private fantasy way not RUIN EVERYTHING WAY I-"
>Jackie takes your scissors from Janna
>Which Janna gives freely
>SHRRIIIIIIIP!
>You see a beach on the other side
>It's the one near the boardwalk
>Jackie almost goes in
>Then stops
>Steps back
>J: "No."
>SHRRRIIIIP
>The skate park
>A: "Jackie please listen it was just a defense mechanism and Janna's always the third wheel a-"
>You reach for her hand
>You need her hug back
>Her smile
>Her smell
>A: "Jackie please!"
>Jackie pulls her hand back
>J: "Don't touch me."
>You blink

>Anon rolled an 8 on physicality
>No nookie for you

>You grit your teeth
>A: "Fine! Go! I knew it. I knew you couldn't fucking handle how shitty my brain is! I told you I'd fuck it all up! You're better off. Janna's better off!"
>Ja: "I am -very- open the threesome idea."
>A/Ja: "SHUT UP, JANNA!"
>Ja: "Figures."
>The skeletons mimic Janna's eyeroll with their own sassy poses
>J: "Anon. I get it, ok?"
>A: "I bet you do. I bet you've got me alllll figured ou-"
>J: "You're fucking insane."
>A: "Well, DUH!"
>J: "You're out of control."
>You laugh
>It' hurts to laugh
>You smile
>Which hurts worse
>A: "I don't -want- to be in control!"
>Do you mean that?
>J: "You don't mean that. You just said otherwise. You want grounding. That's ok to want. You need it."
>She starts to step through that portal
>J: "So here it is."
>She looks back over her shoulder
>J: "Welcome to the ground."
>Your facade drops
>You're struggling seething
>Angry
>Sad
>You wish you were afraid
>...but you're not
>You can't be
>So if you can't be afraid...

>A: "Jackie!"
>She stops
>Barely
>She doesn't say anything
>A: "...I'm sorry."

>Anon manged to get a 10
>The human average
>Not on romance
>Not on intimacy...

>But on Trust

>J: "...call me later."
>SHRRRIIIP!
>The portal closes
>She tosses your scissors back through right as she gets to the other side
>They land at your feet
>You pick them up
>The forest is still so silent
>That "whatever it is" is still watching
>Ja: "So uh..."
>Janna there
>Pony-riding an ancient broom she found in the church
>Ja: "Would you say you guys are like...on a break? Or...maybe done? Cause uh...I sure don't care what you say as long as you make eye contact."

>Oh Janna
>Always shooting her fucking THOT SHOT.

What do?
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>>1946566
>Scream
>Send Janna Home
>Let it out, Let it all out
>Vent until we settle on rock bottom
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>>1946574
Post cut.
>Ask the spirit for advice
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>>1946566
Look Janna, I need the scissors back. I have to go take care of something. And no, not what you are thinking of.
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>>1946566
>Fight the urge to make a grave for yourself right here
>Open up a portal to home, send Janna back
>Go to Mewni, get to work of Reviving Susan with one of the corpses we've rezzed, preferable a girl one
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>>1946566
>That's it. I don't wanna be a human anymore.
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>>1946566
Get back in our apartment and hug zombina....oh wait!
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>>1946566
Sit down, seethe, fuck if I or Anon really know. Jackie wants some time we'll give her time. Make eye contact with Janna. "No, we're not done yet. I fucked up but we're not done. I...I wasn't lying though. Fuck if I know where it'll end up."
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>>1946566
void path, accept that you can never have a real human relationship when you are no longer truly human and should just let your old self go
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>>1946596
this
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What if...listen guys, what if we get a grip and dress nicely. Go to school like a....Marco 2.0
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>>1946566
Damn we still on fucking earth
We need to go, go and Rip and Tear
Send Janna back, and go to somewhere far away
ANYWHERE
WE NEED TO BE ALONE
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>>1946566
Backing >>1946585
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>>1946566

Let's go res Susan using the teeth, as for the anon who ruined this. May you suffer eternal gangrene and may the rats eat your dong and then your eyes
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>>1946566
>Take Janna and smash some things or something just vent and vent some more, with violence and some words to feel better.
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>>1946574
>>1946584
>>1946585
>>1946603
Why the fuck you fuckers want to avoid Janna? She at least wants to listen or is willing to
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>>1946566
>>1946574
Supporting.
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>>1946605
>cant summon Susan without a wand or Luna
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>>1946566
>>1946574
>>1946585
>>1946593
>>1946603
>>1946605
Send Janna back with Jackie.
With our scissors.

Let them come back when they want to come back for us..

In the meantime.

Lets get back the one girl who would never leave us on their own.
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what the fuck did you guys do last session? I missed 1 fucking session and everything went to shit
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>>1946566
This >>1946595. Oh... and Janna's got some semblance of powers too, right? maybe she feels that dormant force as well. If that's what it was. YEAH... that fucking thing, whatever it was... it ruined our concentration at a critical point... must be it...
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>>1946617
We literally need to wait to make our wand before we bring back Susan properly. We've already been told this by Luna.
>>
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>>1946566
How about we just talk the emotional shit out with Janna.

That was fucking insane shit we said.
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REMINDER WE CAN'T BRING BACK SUSAN WITHOUT OUR WAND
>>1946566
Now let's get Janna outta here and got the alone time we need, The faster we hit rock-bottom the sooner we can build ourselves back up again.
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>>1946617
>>1946627
If that is true then just Send Janna back home.

Stay in graveyard with skellies and figure out why you meme so much.
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>>1946566
Kiss Janna
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>>1946624
ROCK BOTTOM BABY! AND WE HAVEN'T EVEN STOPPED DIGGING!
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>>1946667
THERE IS BUT ONE TRUTH
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>>1946617
>>1946566
No but, for real, send Janan with jackie with out scissors.

Lets figure out what that 'presence' is.
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>>1946671
AND SHE IS WAITING FOR US
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>>1946566
>Apologize to Janna
>You've managed to destroy or severely damage your relationships with 2 of the 4 people you actually care about today. I dont wanna go for 3. Im sorry.
>I will text you later.
>Send Janna Home
>Scream
>Let it out, Let it all out
>Vent until we settle on rock bottom
>just... lie there.
>Consider giving up on humanity
>Don't, because your a needy bitch.
>Don't because no amount of pain, fear, or hopelessness has made you give up before.
>You did not let death keep you from the people you care about, you will be damned if you let bad dice or annons do it.
>Go back and re summon Susan.
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>>1946684

Oh calm your bullshit
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>>1946689
We are currently low on power.
Janna could help

I wonder what happened if anon just lie there. Stop caring and stop moving
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>>1946566
>>1946595
In case it's not obvious, I'm supporting keeping Janna here.
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>>1946695
Luna is Love
Luna is Anti-Life
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>>1946689
Maybe we should just talk to Janna, tell her about all the anons kicking around in our head.
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>>1946695
Anon needs to let go and become a new being, his old self is what is causing his self destructive behavior that hurts so many of his loved ones.
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>>1946714

I want to achieve a balance here, I'm not wanting a couple fucks to shriek out to fully embrace the void and those who want to be completely human.

>>1946722

And Anon can change, and there doesn't need to be a full embrace of the void nor losing all of our power for it. Just learn to be less of a shit, figure out on how to calm down
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>>1946651
Don't kiss Jana.
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>>1946722
Is this some kind of Dante's Inferno journey?
You pass through so much destruction that you ended being enlightened
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>>1946736
lick the banana?
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>>1946566
>>1946651
Do not kiss the Banana.
Send her home with Jackie.
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>>1946566
>apologize to janna, shit was weird
>talk with her, open up because she's second closest friend
>take her with you to get susan's teeth
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>>1946746
... us losing Jackie to Marco could actually work with the normal timeline of the show... and explain why she's so receptive to Marco during the Naysaya episode...

>>1946757
I know things are kind of fucked, but we asked where they want to go... and Janna won the RPS challenge... it would be pretty damn rude to also bail on her all of a sudden...
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Welcome to hell
Population: us

The sad part is Anon would really rather be in hell. Rather than in a torture chamber of his own making.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oIFLtNYI3Ls

Nothings beaten us so far. Soldier on.
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>>1946773
that really all depends on how the marco interrupt during the blood moon ball plays out I think. We're a more likely naysaya target than marco atm
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>>1946781

I can't help but think that we have a part in Anon's suffering. Like right now for instance
>>
>You make eye contact with Janna alright
>A: "What is your deal?"
>Ja: "I didn't have the confidence to be as emotionally tender as Jackie so I feel like I missed out on dating you when I think we have a lot more in common and rather than fully address it in a mature way I'd rather sneakily jab you with hints and teases hoping you'd make a move despite your committed relationship which would give me a sense of smug self satisfaction in 'beating' Jackie but also reinforce my feelings of inadequacy and make me sabatoge any relationship we'd have because I would see it as 'undeserved' and would devalue you for cheating on Jackie even though I was the one who caused it."
>A: "...is EVERYBODY more fucking whole than me as a person!?"
>You rip open the air like a maniac slaying teenagers trying to lose their virginity at your lake
>A: "Go the fuck home, Janna."
>Ja: "I'm still homeless."
>Janna pecks your cheek
>A: "Hey!"
>She jumps in the portal
>Ja: "Got yer Wallet."
>She has your wallet
>A: HEY!"
>Ja: "You made my friend Cryyyyyyy!"
>The portal is closed
>You swallow
>Hard
>Your eyes dart
>Muscles raises up next to you
>You look at him
>Wondering the same thing
>What do you do?
>With all
>This
>FUCKING WHITE HOT ANGER!?


>You can feel it
>Oh shit
>Yep
>You're gonna lose it
>Lose it harder than you ever have
>Your bones are molten steel
>Your eyes are glowing
>Gold
>Black
>White
>Not an ounce of pink
>It hurts
>It hurts to be you


>Who's gonna get it?

>The Church
>The Forest
>The Graveyard
>The nearest living thing

>Other

What do?
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>>1946795
>>The nearest living thing
its edge time
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>>1946795
>other
>scissor into space, let the cosmos feel it
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>>1946795
>other
US, we gon get it.

Tell muscle to slap our face because that's what he's created to do.

Maximum damage if possible
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>>1946795
>The Graveyard
Our powers are of the dead so the dead should keep our rage in check.

Sides it be rude to intrude on the being in the woods, it's his home after all.

Try using all our rage to mass rez the whole graveyard then have them attack you so you can pummel their remains to dust. Just some nice mindless zombie slaying.
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>>1946795
Pull a DBZ and keep firing Massacre wave into the sky
Over
And Over
Untill we passout
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>>1946808
>>1946795
Support
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>>1946795
>vent via masturbation with Muscles
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>>1946795
The graveyard.

Just raise everything and have it TRY to kill you.
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>>1946795
>open a portal to mewni swamp
>Slaughter nearest wild prey
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>>1946795

>The Church

And then just scream, then think on how to become less of a self-destructive asshole to everyone around us.

Last thread it was a bunch of faggots describing to tell Luna to fuck off, and now one anon saying that there should be a threeway. Christ alive
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>>1946795
Support >>1946817
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>>1946795
You. Are. Not. Your. Dad.

You dont make other people take your shit.

Especially not dragons with families.

Roll will.

then raise and play with some skelebums.
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Hmm...If we're going to go with the graveyard or with Mewni... Try out OWN+Raise Dead.
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>>1946835
>>1946824
>Try out OWN+Raise Dead.

Supporting.
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>>1946834
Hey, good idea

>>1946795
I support this>>1946834
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>>1946795
These:
>>1946827
>>1946835
I like these ideas.
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>>1946795
>>1946834
Supporting this actually, deleting my Mewni rampage vote.
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>>1946835
>>1946822
>>1946795
Also this
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>>1946795
[jk]
Shake your firsts at the heavens and scream
"You've always thrown everything you could at me. Well, I can take it! And now I can give it back! Come on! Strike me! You've never held back before! Come on Quest!"
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>>1946795
Well if everyone's gonna pussy out of >>1946823 , then might as well go stick at the graveyard, and try out OWN + Raise Dead.
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>>1946795
We can roll will and

Own+ raise dead?
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>>1946863
Stop trying to molest poor Muscles.
He's a pure boy.
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>>1946795
>TOSS IT ALL INTO SPACE
>CAST OUR MISERY INTO THE UNFEELING VOID
>A SCREAM IN AN OCEAN OF NOTHING

How fitting.
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>>1946878
Pure muscle
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>>1946795
>>The Graveyard
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqmGIa9vY4c
ANNOUNCEMENT FROM OP
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>>1946910
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>>1946910
What does that mean?

Is he going on hiatus or just getting food?

Also somebody get me the discord for this hot mess.
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>>1946910
Holy shit, he's going 110% with this waiting tune.

Bless
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>>1946925
https://discord.gg/fc23W6C
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Welp what do we do in the meantime?

I spy?
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>>1946932
Much love anon
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>>1946934
Alright, ill start.

I spy with my little eyes, something ... edgy
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>>1946952
Is it the knife Anon us using to cut his wrists?
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>>1946964
close
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>>1946969
Is it the discord chat? (holy shit guys)
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>>1946983
ring a ding ding
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>>1946983
This is what happens when you let memes take control of the reigns. Fighting the hordes of LUUULLLL is without end.
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>>1946986
I spy with my little eye something... boney...
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>>1947004
Janna?
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>>1947010
OOOOOOHHHHHHHH

no dice.
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>>1947017
hmmm, how bout the three skeletons?
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>>1947031
You got et.
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>>1947031
We could take one with us to Mewnie to give Susan a body.
Remember, we just need a skull to cram her teeth in.
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>>1947039
Alright, time for something difficult

I spy with my little eyes, something...lost
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>>1947048
Anon?

The Scissors?

Muscles?
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>>1947041
We were also expressly told by Luna to try waiting until we got our Wand before we tried raising her again.
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>>1947059
nope but almost there
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>>1947041
No we need a wand to raise Susan.

>>1947065
MMMmmm the threads sense of direction and purpose?
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>>1947048
Luna
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>>1947070
>>1947071

it's actually susan
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>>1947082
Susan is with us in spirit.

I spy with my little eye something broken.
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>>1947091
Anon's heart
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>>1947096
Nope.
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>>1947103
Jackie's heart?
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>>1947107
Nope. Something physical.
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>>1947109
the wand
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>>1947112
Nrope. The tombstone.
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>>1947115
god damn

I spy with my little eyes, something pouty
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>>1947122
Yourself?

Janna?

Skeletons who are being ignored"
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>>1947127
closer than you think
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>>1947131
The discord chat?

Anon?

Susan?
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>>1947140
just a little more
little closer than you think
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>>1946995
->Implying memes weren't in control of this quest from the very beginning
>Implying this quest isn't just one giant, ever evolving meme
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ANDceYw9R0M
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>>1947070
>No we need a wand to raise Susan.
No we don't, that was never once said. We do need the teeth in the swamp though
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>>1947151
We already have them dude. Did you miss that whole section ro something? Luna talked to us when we got them.
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>>1947143
Is it... me?
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>>1947162
.... it's Luna.

I am sorry anon....i think i need to sleep this off
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>>1947163
I just wanted to give people something to look back on and say. What in the name of hot fuck on a biscuit were these people thinking.

night night dont let the bed bugs bite.
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>>1947172
nighty night. Stay snug, smug
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Son, on review (though I'm still looking) nothing says we need the Wand to raise Susan. We just need to put her teeth in a skull.
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Okay, so, we don't actually need to go to Mewni, we just need to pop Zombina's teeth in one of the skulls and raise her.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=swxhBO1WhmU
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Since, I asked about this. Pretty much for the thread... no I dont know how to take pictures of discord, I am a newfag.

From discord:

@Quest
While reading the quest, and watching the show it appeared to me that as people sought more power they became more, and more isolated. Glossaryck, Omnitraxus, Heckapoo, mom, and even to an extent Queen Moon.
How does one gain power without becoming alone?

This is an excellent question.
Power is selfish.
There is no other way to describe the aquiring of it, even for noble purposes than the addition of resources, and abilities to one's self. To ONLY one's self.

The same can be said for wealth, and as we see every day. Wealthy people are often trailed by, or surround themselves with people who see that wealth and want to be near it's source.
Thus, the reverence for the Mewni Queen. All Queens.
The answer to both succeeding and not being alone?
@TheNamelessOne Surround yourself only with those who are already successful. As they have nothing to gain from you.
Or.

@TheNamelessOne Make good friends before you succeed, stay humble about your success, and give everyone a chance to be your equal.
Queen moon does not do this.
Luna didn't trust anyone at all. Her family taught her not to.
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>>1947234
Wee need the wand to make the should bind secure

Otherwise she night just off for no reason
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>>1946795
Supporting:
>>1946834
>>
>You want to kill
>You want to destroy
>Everything
>Everyone
>Especially yourself
>You're so shit
>So fucking impulsive and confused
>You may not be able to be scared
>...but you're still a coward
>You can barely feel empathy
>Yet you hold back what you really feel
>Why?
>What the fuck is wrong with you
>You swing
>At the tombstones
>Muscles slices them into bits
>You smash them with your own puny legs
>You bite the granite and spit the pieces out onto the grass
>You stumble and curse and moan until you reach a statue
>You look up
>It's of a woman
>"In dedication to Martha Mayhow. Mother to many. Wife to the luckiest man in Salem. Forever in our Hearts."
>This woman
>She was loved
>She did it "right"
>She had people
>Friends
>Children
>Loved ones
>...and they remember her
>They celebrated her
>You're going to make this thing into dust
>You're doing to piss on it when you're done
>Light a fire over it
>Use the coals to cook a bbq and then wait 8 hours to shit that exact bbq on the fucking ashes!
>You're gonna do it
>You're ready to do it
>...and you aren't doing it

cont
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>>1947523
>>1947523

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Js-XbNj6Tk

>Muscles lowers
>You hiccup
>Then sniff
>This image
>Of happy people
>Why does it make you sick?
>Why does it make you angry?
>You look under your feet
>You feel the dead
>Almost looking back
>You fall down
>Grab the grass in your fingers
>You choke as the dirt and worms writhe in your palms
>You don't wanna be alone
>You don't want to be trapped here
>Like this
>Like them
>You want to live...so why are you so unable to live WITH anyone
>Your brain mixes two very special spells in your head

>One with Nothing
>...and Raise Dead


>The ground shakes
>As a boney hand emerges
>Teeth and skulls roll free
>Then assemble
>Rise
>You look up from your place and see them
>A small army of well rotted dead
>Looking at you
>Attentive...

>That aren't in your control
>They seem aware
>Moreso than other undead
>Like they know what's happened
>Like they thought this day was coming
>You feel their thoughts
>You know many of them died in pain
>Some of them are riddled with iron nails
>Some have nooses on their necks
>Some are burnt
>A: "Guessing you guys know about that suffering of existence right?"
>You offer to fistbump one
>It has no arms
>A: "ehhh."

>They part
>One stands in the center
>You know who it is
>A: "M'martha."
>She's dressed in elegant silks
>She walks to you
>Still just a skeltal
>Her eyes glow unlike the others
>She whispers in an odd way
>Heh
>She was probably the only real witch that ever lived here
>A: "How do I stop being this?"
>You ask through fat dripping tears
>A: "How do I not lose them? How do I stop hurting people?"
>L: "It's all you know."
>You flip over
>Never expecting to hear that voice so fast
>So soon
>Maybe ever again
>She's above you
>perched atop the statue of a woman so beloved
>Who deceived everyone who knew her to keep her power safe
>There sits
>The woman who let everyone die
>Just to hang on to the truth
>To keep them real forver

cont
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>>1947530
>>1947530

>L: "It's all I've known."
>Luna floats down to you
>L: "The ones we loved the most hurt us."
>Her expression is off
>Wrong
>It's...forlorn.
>Adamant.
>Unsure.
>She smiles
>Brokenly
>L: "So all we do is hurt the ones we love."
>She draws attention away from the true undead around you
>To her it's like they aren't even there
>Only you
>Only you matter to her
>L: "I am sorry, Anonymous. For not imparting the lesson I should have to you sooner...and for not realizing what I myself had to learn."
>She looks you in the eye
>With her sadness still pouring off of her
>Still respectfully unconnected to your mind
>Yet teetering at it's edges
>L: "I promise never to hurt you again. Or forget you. Even if you're cross with me. Or with yourself. Or the world. I'm here. With my own faults...ready to embrace you with yours."
>A: "..."
>L: "I never trusted anyone until I met you."
>She smiles again
>It's awful to see her smile like that
>L: "...but I've never minded if it hurts."
>She places her tiny hand on yours
>L: "I love you, Anonymous. Imperfectly. Just like the two of us."
>Then she floats away
>L: "Very good, then. Let's learn how to do that properly, shall we?"
>A: "Why?"
>L: "Because even if I don't know how to care, dear."
>Her expression returns
>Classic
>Poised
>Certain
>L: "I know how to learn...and how to teach it."

>You are Anonymous
>The one who hurts
>The one who has been hurt
>You are so utterly fucked up
>...but that's ok
>You're not alone
>Not anymore
>You have the dead
>You might still have Jackie
>You might even
>Still have a guiding light


SESSION END!

Next TOMORROW! 6:00pm

US CENTRAL TIME!
The crucible commences.
The time of equinox is at hand.
The autumnal patterns shift.
The tides turn.
The rebel shall be chained.
Order shall be bridged between ever realm.
Until every realm.
Is Hell.

bless
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>>1947537
Thanks for running Quest!

Got a few chills from these posts.
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>>1947537
Thanks Quest. And to our friends posting the Adult-Swim reminiscent waiting vids
Momma's back, fuck ya'all who wanna de-rank her to guardian or whatever the fuck
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>>1947537
Can... Can we give Luna a hug?
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You know what, I initially regretted my decision to have Luna leave Anon to himself, but this made me really glad that it happened. It helped Luna and Anon learn about themselves and improve.

Thank you you beautiful bastard.
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Holy fuck a good thing happened.
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Gentlemen, it has been a pleasure.
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These Undeads could be quite an interesting development...

From what I understand (and from what Quest has already confirmed) these undead are True Undead.
This means multiple things:
>Their existance is not bound to Anon's will, but their own.
>This also means that they are not under Anon's direct control.
>They are aware of their state as Undead.
>They might not like it (probably won't).
>They will be pretty confused about their situation.
>They will probably won't want to be dead again, since as far as we know the only thing that exists as a form of Afterlife is The Void (maybe).

They also seems to be attentive to Anon, and will probably listen to what we have to say.
There's one witch among them which will definetly know some magic tricks.
We could try and recruit them with Luna's help.. They will might want to go on their own to see what has become of their families and descendants something else, although there's might not be much for them out there.
As thinking undead they could be paricularily useful.

I say we should try and win them over. Reason with them that this can be a new chance. A new beginning. If they want to go back to being dead or roam away let them do so, but they'll be the ones missing out.

>>1947571
All according to keikaku.
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>>1947537
...The thing about Luna and Anons relationship. The bad thing. Not any of the beautiful things that orbit it like stars orbit the accretion disk of a black hole.

Hmm... this needs context.

Anon, wants, no NEEDS to be loved. Pain is irrelevant, morality is irrelevant, hell he did not even balk at the concept of SOUL DEATH. He wants to be loved so badly that he can and will do almost anything to get it.
He met Luna, who was nice to him, who cared about him, who nurtured him, and told him he was right, and good, and worthy. Perhaps the first person to EVER do this for him. Of course he loves her.

Luna... I have no illusions about her character. She has (probably) used people before, and in the beginning very likely wanted a pawn. She found someone willing, and even eager to serve in Anon. I feel like how quickly she came to care for us. TRULY care shocked her. Of all the things I think she expected to find in someone willing to pick up a strange book for power, I do not think Unconditional love and acceptance was one of them. I do not know when the last time she had someone who loved her like that, maybe not since her family.

So we have two people who love each other right? Great? New york times best seller? 10/10?
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>>1947765
Nope.

The bad (and maybe just a little bit amazing) thing about Anon's mentality is just how far he was willing to go to get Luna to love him. He changed himself, his desires, his way of thinking... he did so much of it because it was what he thought it was what Luna would want, or what Luna would do.

I dont see anon picking the power to kill anything over the power to resurrect his friends if they die. He avoids killing when possible, and rarely takes satisfaction in the death of others. But when he knew it was luna's PERSONAL technique... well...

All the while he was changing he was losing HIMSELF. I do not know what Anon wanted to do with his life, I doubt he did either, but when he broke down at the school, and lost his shit at Luna. I think I saw where he was headed, and I think Luna saw where he was headed too.

Anon is trying to walk the same path as Luna. The same attitude, the same spells, the same philosophy, even the same fashion sense to an extent... he does not know what he did to get Lunas love, so he is trying to do what he thinks she wants him to do, instead of being himself. Why ELSE would he need the power to kill gods? Is he not friends with two of them already???

This was destroying him because he is not Luna. In fact they are quite different.

I dont think Anon would be happy walking the same path that Luna did. I think he would die or break down completely well before he even got close to Making his entire world undead, and truthfully? I do not think Luna wants anon to walk the same path she did. She killed her entire world and became a book. She is not one to regret, but was she happy with he way things turned out? Was a dead world her dream? Her hearts desire?

When Anon snapped at Luna. (lets face it, he had a mental breakdown in public)

I think Luna was mad at Anon, I think she was hurt by his rejection, and betrayed, I think she felt foolish for loving, for trusting, for showing weakness, and like Anon was just like everyone who had come before him.
I think she felt more than that though. I think, even if only in the deepest part of her heart she wondered if this was her fault. If she changed Anon into someone who could be brought to their knees by a single day in school. I think she felt guilty, and maybe a little bit afraid.
For all her majesty and terror Luna is still a... human? Mewman? She is a person. She thinks, feels, has good days, and bad. She IS capable of self-doubt, just as we are, and just as capable of fear as we are.

They have hurt each other, not gravely or irreparably, but they did.

They reacted to being hurt the way they always have pain, anger, isolation... But this time both of them came back. They are willing to pick up the pieces, and put them back together. Both for their own sake, and for each other.

So here is what I would advise they do going forward.
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>>1947767
Anon needs to stop trying to BE Luna, it is just hurting both of them. He needs to have enough trust in her love of him to look her in the eye and say. "Luna, I love you, but I do not want to kill people, or enslave them, or turn my planet into a deathworld."

Luna needs to let him know that she is o.k. with him not becoming a dark lord if that is what makes him happy. She has shown this, multiple times even, but I think she needs to tell it to him. Maybe more than once. I feel like it might take a while to stick.

Let me be clear. Luna and Anon are NOT bad for each other. Luna and Anon have probably one of the most unequivocally good things in each others lives, despite the rocky situation.

They are a cup of fresh water to a man dying of thirst. They humanize each other, and show the other what is good in themselves, and in the world.

Some of this is probably wrong, and I probably missed a lot of things...
I know I came down REALLY harsh on both Luna and Anon...
I know I made a bunch of assumptions about Lunas character...
But It is what I think.

Its 5 a.m. Good night all. Might have more to say later.
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>>1947537
Now I remember what I wanted to say.

Mom. Don't promise never to hurt me. Because we will hurt each other, even if only by accident, even if only by a toss of the dice.

Promise not to give up on me, even if it takes you a while to come back, even if it hurts. Just... stay willing to try. Please.

I will promise I wont give up on you either.
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SESSION START!

https://youtu.be/6YkZ1ZVcoMk

>You are Anonymous
>The last you alive
>No joke
>You're the last version of your consciousness
>Which is a bit of an odd thought to have
>When you're laying in the mud
>In Salem
>By a burnt out church
>Surrounded by dumbfounded skeletons
>Confronted with...
>Luna
>The one who intervened to stop the mass death of your other selves
>The one took your spite and malice and made it into your sword and shield against the world
>The one who's accepted your faults
>Even admitted hers to make sure you didn't drive each other apart
>You thought you drove her away with your anger
>With rejecting her affections
>Which you needed to do
>You needed to define yourself
>To not feel so dependant
>You are not your father...but you aren't your mother either
>Even if you make the same mistakes
>Even if you've been tricked into thinking what loved ones do is hurt one another
>Luna realized that
>Then brought that wisdom to you
>More importantly
>She respects your wishes
>Has given you space
>If only it didn't leave you to make some serious mistakes
>Now you're on the rocks with Jackie
>The Girl you never knew you could care about so much
>Even Janna
>The girl who's admitted to crushing on you, but knows it's not right
>How the hell did you piss off the thief gypsy girl?
>Fucking MoralFagginios

>Luna's just said her peace
>You're surrounded by spaced out corpses
>The thing in the woods is blatantly watching you now. You can feel it's thoughts moan like groaning trees.

>The ball is in your court with Luna now


What do, Anonymous?
What do now?
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>>1949340
try and contact the thing
then make sure the Skellies arn't Shell shocked by the whole "UnDead" thing
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>>1949340
Pretty much >>1949356
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>>1949340
tell mom we're sorry for hurting her and give her a hug.
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>>1949356
>>1949359
>>1949340
Let the thing be for now. Luna knows it's there so for now it'll probably do nothing.

Now's the time to talk and act on Luna.
>>The ball is in your court with Luna now
She said her part, we gotta say ours.
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>>1949340
Im glad to have you back Luna.
Your right, we both have a lot to learn.
Its probably going to be hard.
But things worth doing usually are.
And difficulty has never stopped us before.

I think I have moped and angst-ed more than enough for one day.

We came here to have an undead party, lets have a fricking undead party!

Invite that freaky moaning thing over too, why not.
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>>1949340
>>1949356
"Luna, I am sorry that I hurt you so much, things are just so damn confusing that i can't even make up from down anymore. I Don't know if i want to be human, or to leave that behind and be something new. Can you ever forgive me for being such a moron?"
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>>1949340
>>1949359
On second thought, >>1949368 is right:

>A: "You know what? I've finally decided. Decided on how human I want to be. Make me a Mewmusian like you, Mommy."
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>>1949381
>>1949340
>>1949356
>>1949375
Nvm my vote, Supporting this now
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>>1949381
How would that help anything?

Im not even sure we arent on that path already.
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>>1949340
Insight mind probe on the being in the woods. Friend, foe, or neutral.
Support >>1949373 for Luna.
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>>1949340
I'm sorry. I was scared about what i was becoming and pushed you away.

I don't want to become what my father was. I want power. Asm much as I can. But I don't want it only form myself, but to make sure thinks like what happened to me, to us, doesn't happen to others.

I don't want to stop, being human, but I also know that staying like I am won't help me in my ambitions, so I'll try and take a path that helps me keep the best of both world, without sacrificing who I am. Who I think I am. Or who I want to be.

Would you be able to forgive me and help me?
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>>1949340

Let's meet with tat thing in the woods
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>>1949340
>"I'm sorry for rejecting you. Being like I am is not your fault, and even if I dont like the way you see the world and the actions you've made, I understand your reasons and I appreciate all you've done for me"

>>1949381
Is there something a Mewmun can do that can't be achieved with our own magic? Doubt it.
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>>1949340
>Apologize to Luna. We were wrong, hasty, made a mistake.
>We seem to be making a lot of those, lately.
>She is our Mom. She's given us damn near everything and never asked for anything in return.
>And we hurt her for it.
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>>1949436
Be a royal bug.
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>>1949340
>Invite the being to tea
>Ask Luna about the True undead
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>>1949436
>>1949427
>>1949422
>>1949373
>>1949381
>>1949383
>>1949356
>>1949359
>>1949366
>>1949368

>You roll up onto your knees
>You don't feel like you're kneeling in front of her
>More like your legs just don't want to work
>Like your body
>Your heart and head
>Are all just worn to nothing
>A: "...I'm sorry."
>L: "For what?"
>Luna gets closer
>A: "For not being...for me...and how I'm..."
>You hang your head
>A: "I'm shit at this."
>L: "At apoligizing? Anonymous, you're proud. It doesn't mean tha-"
>A: "At saying what I mean."
>You have surprised Luna all of twice in your living memory
>There was number two
>You however
>Are trying
>To make new habits
>To not be the same person
>So you're going to keep surprising people
>Even if it feels as awkward and painful as this
>A: "Did you -make- me strong?"
>L: "I gave you the chance you deserved."
>Luna floats down in front of your knees
>Sits on the ground
>Her gaze is stern
>Her face iron
>L: "You made yourself strong. I never wanted you to be a puppet."
>A: "...should I be...more like you?"
>L: "You don't need to be."
>A: "Do you want me to?"
>L: "...Absolutely not."

cont
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>>1949522
>>1949522

>She floats up to your nose
>Holds your cheek
>L: "What do -you- want, Anonymous?"

https://youtu.be/wcBsAo-hCDI

>You screw up your face
>Your head hurts
>L: "It's not my dreams I care about anymore. You've changed that in me."
>Your eyes burn
>L: "It's you now. I can say that to you. I know I can. It's what I should have done in the first place."
>A: "It doesn't make any sense!"
>You push her away
>A: "No one. No. One. Has ever cared about me like this. How can you!?"
>L: "...I have lived a long ti-"
>A: "YOU'VE KNOWN ME FOR THREE WEEKS!"
>L: "Yes, but I've known you were alive for much longer!"
>A: "SO HOW COULD YOU LOVE ME!?"
>L: "Because I know you're worth the risk of getting hurt for."
>A: "..."
>You hiccup
>Steel yourself
>Then manage to gasp out
>A: "...I don't think so."
>Luna doesn't look shocked
>A: "How could I be? I'm so greedy. I'm mean. I'm...I'm shit! You can't love me because it doesn't make sense! I am shit!"
>L: "You are MINE!"
>Luna hugs you
>Your body shakes
>Your muscles creak
>Luna keeps holding you
>With everything her tiny body has
>It feels like she's straining against her form
>To try and fully embrace you
>L: "You have been rejected enough. Stop rejecting yourself."
>A: "...I'm scared. In a way I can't stop."
>L: "..."
>A: "I'm scared because I-...I think I love you too."
>L: "You think?"
>A: "I wish I could say otherwise but...all I know is that you're better to me than anyone else. That you help me more...and I need you."
>L: "Just need?"
>Luna still hasn't let go
>A: "...no."
>You finally hug back
>In the congregation of the dead you both finally embrace
>Not as apprentice and master
>Not as mother and son
>Just as two people, who love each other
>A: "I'm sorry."
>You mutter aloud for probably the fifth time in your life
>A: "I want to be better."
>L: "You will be. We will be."
>A: "I want to fix this."
>L: "Your friendships."
>A: "No..."
>You let Luna go for a moment
>Look her in the eyes
>As yours burn gold and sparkles of alien pink
>A: "I want to fix this world. For being so fucking garbage to everyone. For making people like me and you suffer."
>Your anger is back
>...but it's changed
>Your fists clench
>A: "Let's kick reality's fucking teeth in."
>Luna's smile regains it's composure
>You can feel her embrace
>Not -around- your mind
>Within it
>L: "I'm still so proud of you, you know?"
>A: "I'm still sor-...thanks, Mom."
>You stand
>Ready to face the world


>You are now facing Skeletons
>A: "Uh..."
>L: "Revenants. A whole gaggle of them."
>A: "Uh..."
>You lean over to Luna
>Already loving the sensation of her voice in your skull
>A: "What do we -do- with them?"
>L: "Well the first issue is the obvious."
>She closes her eyes for a moment
>Then turns to you with her finding

>L: "My dear, what is "The Rapture" as these good people seem terribly convinced they are in it."
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>>1949532

>The Rapture

Well shit, isn't this proper Christian

Tell mom that it's a religion's first sign that the world is going to end
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>>1949532
"The Rapture is some thing where bad people stay on earth and good people go to Paradise, and the bad people have to eat shit. These guys were probably hardcore christians in life so no wonder they think that"
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>>1949549
>>1949532
lets tell them they were brought back to do God's good works on earth again
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>>1949532

Oh! For clarity's sake.

What do?
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>>1949532
>Are they fucking sentient?
>What do they do?
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>>1949532
Its not the rapture, probably. There are a bunch of demons running around, but thats normal.

your sort of alive again? Just a lot more skeletoney.

If you would rather go back to being totally dead I can re kill you, or If you wanna stay here and... I dont know what do Salemites do for fun?
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>>1949565
Tell mom what Christians are and what the Rapture they believe in is.
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>>1949532
... what do. We basically rose them on a whim... and to let off steam. If we keep with that line of thinking, we either challenge them straight up fight so they can have a chance at their rapture or get stuck in undeath forever... or have them join us to fight Satan (from another world) and his ilk for the glory of 'God'?
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>>1949532
>"The Rapture was late so we stepped in, God Abdonded you, but we have stepped in"
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>>1949532
>give our mom a quick meme explanation on Christianity and what the Rapture is
>tell the revenants that it's ~300 years into the future, it's probably not the Rapture and we could use help killing demons
>also that they're undead and have been risen with dark and/or unholy magic.
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>>1949546
>>1949549
>>1949562
>>1949566
>>1949582
>>1949634
>>1949635

>You give Luna brief overview of Judeo Christian Mythology
>As much as you can stomach with a serious amount of eye rolling
>You've been to the abyss
>Only seen Satan's son
>All the "Gods" you've met haven't really impressed
>L: "What a...cute. Notion of the Universe these people have."
>Luna turns back toward them without saying a word
>You feel like you're still hanging
>So you wave
>With your left hand

>ALL OF THEM WAVE BACK
>Except the witch
>She stares

>You raise both arms
>ALL OF THEM RAISE THEIRS
>Except the witch
>She just. Keeps. Staring.

>A: "Uh...HALLEH...Loo YAH!"

>The Skeletons respond with

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6rtI86rgZ9I

>It lasts for a solid 15 seconds
>The grass blackens
>The air turns to frost
>Leaves billow off of the trees
>You see tombstones crack
>Your eyes burn and mouth dries
>Yet you hear them all speak out with their minds

>???: "HALLELUJUAH! JESUAH BE PRAISED! MERCY UPON US! THE DAY HAS COME AT LAST!"

>One of them approaches
>He has a nail the length of a sword jammed down his spine
>Making him irregularly straight stanced
>His bones are yellow
>He has eyes
>A: "EIUGH!"
>Oh wait
>They're glass

>???: "Truleh ah Miracle has been brought upon us. AH live AGAYUN! Ah can SEE agayun!"

https://youtu.be/QX5s0z8lgUk?t=6

>All of them rejoice again
>???: "WOE UNTO THE SINNERS! FOR OUR DAY OF RECKONING HAS COME!"
>They embrace each other
>You hear crowds of people talking
>Like they're at a wedding
>Or a party they'd all been planning for months
>???: "Do the demons walk the earth?"
>???: "Is Jezzy here? JEZZY!"
>???: "Paul! I'm here, Paul!"
>???: "Jezzy! Oh god I'm so happy! We did it! We made it!"

>L: "These poor fools."

>The ruse could be ripe
>These people are totally convinced

>The one with the glass eyes rolling around in his head speaks to you again

>???: "Areah you tha lord's shepard? Have yah come tah TAKE US HOME!?"
>The Witch is staring out at the woods
>Her glowing eyes flicker green

>She starts to step away
>Slowly
>Smoothly
>The trees widen as she approaches them
>Like welcoming arms

What do?
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>>1949635
>we either challenge them straight up fight so they can have a chance at their rapture or get stuck in undeath forever... or have them join us to fight Satan (from another world) and his ilk for the glory of 'God'?

These are sort of normal human beings who more be terrified out of their wits BECAUSE they're skeletons, not despite. Even the witch might be scared AF.
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>>1949680
>Tell them no, but you ARE here to give them Purpose. Love in Servitude, etc. etc.
>Also, give us a sec.
>Try and approach the Witch.
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>>1949680

Tell them that we will lead them, just in a different way with a different purpose. And go see the witch
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>>1949680
"I AIN'T THE LORD'S SHEPARD, I AM A MESSENGER! YOU HAVE COMMITED A GRAVE SIN AND KILLED YOUR FELLO INNOCENT MAN IN COLD BLOOD, AND WHAT WORSE IN THE LORDS NAME! THE SO CALLED "WITCHES" YOU EXECUTED WERE GOD FEARING AND THE JUDGES THEMSELVES WERE THE DEVIL'S SERVENTS! REPENT AND DO AS I SAY, AND YOU SHALL BE SAVED!"
Try to talk to the Witch
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>>1949680
Tell them the truth. We are not going to prey on people three minutes after vowing to make the world a better place.
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>>1949680
Tell them the truth.

You're not the saviour they think you're, but you want to be a saviour nontheless. If they would have you and help you on your quest so be it. If they would rather roam the Earth or go back to their eternal slumber we could help them do so.

Then.
Approach the witch.

>>1949717
This thank you.
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>>1949680
Tell them the truth, and be ready to defend yourself.

Also tell them the legions of hell ARE invading the earth, if they want to use their new forms to do something about that.

Go see where that witch is headed. Don't be hostile were just curios.
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>>1949680
>>1949707
supportan
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How about no.
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>>1949680
Go ahead and support >>1949722 and >>1949729 ... but goddamn, i love the moxy in the speech from >>1949707 .
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>>1949735
Tom Lucitor, Prince of the Underworld, is still kinda looking for those scissors for unknown purposes.
And we kinda told him where he could find some.
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>>1949680
>Tell them to wait jere and enjoy this moment for a bit
>call out to the witch
>follow her and ask about her deal respectfully
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>>1949744
Don't blame me, I voted to tell him Hekapoo had scissors. Not my fault no one else wanted to commit to maximum screw.
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>>1949760
We DID told Hekapoo, right after the Quest Buy incident and before we went to sleep.
We have just not had any contact with her since then.
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>They're so excited
>So happy sounding
>L: "It's a delusion. Their faith is so strong that they're enveloped in what their souls genuinely expected of the after life. It's pathetic."

>A: "Good people!"
>???: "Is this heaven!?"
>A: "Naw!"
>Oof
>Kill a mood much?
>???: "Where are we?"
>The eye-ball skeleton rattles his head about
>EB: "Ain't yah got SENSE, Marol!? This is tha call! We follow the Lord's shepar-"
>A: "I'm nobody's Shepard. Sheep are gross and piss out the back of their ass."
>EB: "...I-"
>A: "Listen to me! You are not being called to heaven!"
>The crowd is silent for a moment
>A: "You've risen again and all but uh...NOT FOR WHAT YOU WERE TOLD! You probably shouldn't even -be- here I mean I've SEEN the shit ya'll did to each other a-"
>You lean up to see the back of the crowd
>A: "Is that guy's head attached to his crotch?"
>???: "I was a deviant, Sah. Ah I expose-ed mahself to the children and elderleh of our village for selfish sexual pleasure."
>A: "So you beheaded him?"
>EB: "AND strapped his head to covah his shame in the afterlife."
>The crowd nods to each other
>Seeming to be very at peace with their decisions
>A: "...you're dead."

https://youtu.be/XSCLKID4NGk

>A: "You're dead and -have- been dead for centuries."
>???: "So where are we?"
>A: "You're on ea-"
>???: "Is it purgatory!?"
>???: "Is this the pit!? OH GOD! OH LAWORD I'M SORRY-"
>A: "Would you fuckers quit BELIEVING and start LISTENING for a second you're in-"

https://youtu.be/6W7bXRE7yMA

>A sound just came out of the woods
>Methodic
>Melodic
>Echoing
>Deep

>???: "...THE BEAST IS BACK!"
>The skeletons scream
>Panic
>Scramble over each other like rats
>A: "Oh Fucking Hell!"
>EB: "Who taught you to tah talk like that?"
>A: "Yer Mother."
>EB: "Chaunticlaire? Lil brotha issat you?"
>You eye the skeltals
>You try telling them they can still stop the demons
>You try
>Man
>They are dumb

>A: "Fuck it."
>You march after the witch
>Luna close behind
>L: "Care to guide them some more? Perhaps toward enlightenment as well as the truth?"
>???: "Paul! You're all Bones!"
>???: "Jezzy, yer TITS are gone!"
>A: "Fuckem."

>You head for the Witch
>Who stands at the edge of the woods
>...and behind is exactly what the fucking villagers said there would be

>A beast
>She's still
>It's heaving
>It barely has a face
>It has Moose Antlers
>A huge, long armed body
>With two half-formed goatish eyes

>A: "Is this?"
>L: "Every fear springs from something, Anonymous."
>A: "I-"
>L: "Fear of the dark is probably the most sensible."

>The witch doesn't speak
>The beast however

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9yc9jj01-M

>Does not look happy

What do?
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>>1949799
Try to talk to the witch, one Dark Magic User to Another
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>>1949799

Talk with the witch and maybe try to talk with the beast
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>>1949799
Talk to the witch. Eye the beast.
The people seem scared of it so it's probably something they've seen before.

Can we ask Luna to try and keep the people calm?
She seems to think of them as fools, though they are defintly mostly scared and confused.
I'm sure she can talk some calm into them.
Right?
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>>1949799
I feel like we will be communicating in the language of Viscous beatings.

>Muscles flaming Sword time
DEUS VULT

Smash em, crash em, set em on fire.
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>>1949799
>Roar Right the FUCK Back

Fuckit, nothing has gone right today. It wants to yell at us? FUCK. THAT. We're the goddamn KING of yelling, and we're gonna prove it!
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>>1949799
Talk to her via Mind Read
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>>1949828
>>1949829
Please stop this memeing.
Things are finally going understandably understandable.

We can fight once negotiations are over.

>>1949832
>>1949824
THIS.
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>>1949839
That was more honestly for when negotiations break down. Which they probably will.
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>>1949824
>>1949808
>>1949832
>>1949799
Support
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>>1949824
Supporting.
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>>1949824
Supporting
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>>1949799
>>1949824
This is fine
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>>1949839

>You approach the Witch

https://youtu.be/B9FzVhw8_bY?list=RD6YkZ1ZVcoMk

>Her mind is alert
>Not like the others
>A: "You got a name?"
>???: "In life I was called Martha. I was a town mother. I raised orphans."
>The beast shifts it's abnormally shaped body
>???: "I made them as well."
>A: "You know how to calm these chucklefucks down?"
>M: "No..."
>She eyes the villagers
>M: "In life they were just as fearful. Always straining their minds on how best to please the good Lord. How best to avoid his wrath, while practicing nothing but wrath upon one another."
>A: "So uh...what's with Chimpo back there?"
>The beast grunts
>Slaps a nearby tree
>It shakes like a rubber hose
>M: "This is one of my children."
>A: "..."
>L: "Oh my."
>Luna looks very interested
>A: "SO, Luna! Do yah think you could chill out the zombozos!?"
>You are not ok with this
>Luna's face is extremely frightening right now
>Like she likes the taste of what she's heard
>You don't usually ask her for favors
>She looks you in the eye
>L: "I could dominate their wills and quiet their spirits. Or kill them."
>M: "You shouldn't have raised. Shouldn't have raised me."
>Martha reaches up to The Beast
>It nuzzles her hand
>M: "I was waiting for a tree to take root above me. So I could be one with the forest. I see my aim was accomplished however. Salem is no more. It is only the trees I see."
>A: "Uh..."


>What have Luna do?
>Do you tell the Witch the truth?
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>>1949901
Dominate the puritans, they can make good servants

"Salem as YOU know it is gone, but the town still lives. In fact, it has one of the highest populations of witches on the east coast dude."
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>>1949901
>Define 'kill'. As much as they seem like a bunch of idiots, I'm not sure that warrants leaving their souls extinguished for eternity.

>Speak the truth
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>>1949901
>Luna just... keep them from running wild. Distract them with the cosmic terrors of the Universe or something, just don't let them hurt anyone of themselves.

>Tell the Witch the Truth.
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>>1949901
Luna, it's time to enlighten these ignorant niggas
Tell everyone the Truth
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>>1949901
>Ask the Witch "I have power. What would you like. I can return you to your rest, I can give you the truth, I can leave you here. I am trying to free all from Fate. I won't make this choice for you."
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>>1949901
>Go ahead and kill them, this was a fun experiment, but it's time to end it. Do something interesting with the souls.

>Tell the Witch the Truth, and offer to help her if it doesn't hamper us, or the east coast of America too much.
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>>1949901
B-Better not tell the witch the truth.
Salem very much is up and lively today and we dont' want an undead witch trying to tear it down.

Propose to her we could help her become one with the forest. Take her undeath away and bury her deep into the forest where she can be with her 'children'.

>>1949901
As of the puritans...
Yeeeeeeaaaaah.
I don't think Luna has the right idea of what CHILL means.
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>>1949901
>>1949911
This works.
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>>1949911

I guess this
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>>1949901
If you want some extra hands Luna by all means.

We can keep them in the door until they are made... presentable.

The town still exists. As more as things stay the same after hundreds of years.

If its any comfort history remembers the witch trials as a bunch of screaming hysterical idiots torturing innocent people to death for no reason.

...probably shouldn't have raised you guys yea. Sorry. I was going through some stuff.

What do you want to do now?
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>>1949928
>>1949901
If Anons DO want to tell the witch the truth, we could frame it in a way that appeases the witch very real scorn for the place.

Because if you tell her the place IS up and running she might just go and call ALL OF HER FUCKING CHILDREN to blow it up.

Don't really want to mess with the puritans.
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>>1949901
Ask Luna what she would prefer.

Apologize for raising Martha. Tell her we were in the middle of some personal stuff and ended up raising the dead instead of using anger to destroy everything around us. Then ask why she wanted to destroy Salem before deciding to tell her the truth or to lie.
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Just pointing out that you might most probably be walking Anon into an artificial boss, and causing the destruction of Salem.
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>>1949901
Luna, just...let them rest again.
Tell the Witch the truth about Salem still being alive, but how the Salem that did those horrible things is gone. A new Salem was born, one that recognized the mistakes of their past and one that no lives and celebrates the memory of those that deserve it.

Also say that we raised her due to going through some emotional stuff and tried to vent in a way that didn't cause massive damage to living things, be it fauna or flora.

If she wants to become a part of the forest, we have a friend that we can call over to help.
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>>1949901
Perhaps.

The town still exists. In name at least, it has been three hundred years and what exists now would likely be unrecognizable.

The Salem witch trials are considered one of the darkest moments in American history. Innocent people were tortured to death, on the whims of cruel, and frightened people. They are remembered, and cursed as such. The puritan movement is over, and Christianity as a religion has lost much of its power do to the infamy of the trials, and many, many, many other atrocities it was connected too.

You are right to be furious, but the people responsible for the atrocities past are long dead, there memories scorned. I will defend the town if you wish to destroy it.
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>>1949901
Supportin' >>1949928
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THE VOTES

>The puritans

>Put them to rest
3 votes

>Explain
2 votes

>Dominate
4 votes

>You ponder for a moment
>You've always gotten very attached to your servants
>These people however
>They wanted to die
>Hell, some of them seemed to celebrate the killing they used to do
>Maybe you shouldn't get so sappy with them
>Maybe they have a use

>A: "Put their idiocy in a box. I'll handle uh..."
>You eye Martha
>L: "The talking? Oh, Anonymous. So glad to leap back into the thick of it."
>Luna floats to the hoard of screaming idiots
>They are currently begging for mercy
>For death
>Anything but to be kept at the mercy of the beast
>L: "Hello, everyone!"
>Luna cheerily titters
>They look to her
>???: "Witch! It's a witch!"
>???: "We're in THEIR realm now This is our wages! This is our sin!"
>L: "My realm? Oh, no."

>Her eyes sear like pink fireballs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-u-HCHCuHMg

>Then explode out across the fields
>The skeletons all go silent
>Their bodies loll out onto the grass
>Then they rise
>Somber
>Yet ready
>Blank
>whole
>L: "Not yet, at least."
>Luna spots a straggler
>The Eyeball Skeleton
>Sprinting for the woods
>L: "Hm..."
>She reads his mind
>L: "Oh, I see."
>Her pink pits reemerge.
>L: "You deserve this more than any of them."
>CRRAZZZAAAPP!
>He slowly comes to a stop
>Then turns back
>His glass eyes crack
>Then glow pink
>He returns to the flock
>L: "Good. Now we can all settle down and discuss something pleasant."
>Luna waves her hand
>Her hat transforms
>Into a tiny Nun's Habit
>L: "Allow me to enlighten you on the good church of my delightful son."


>You are a little horrified
>Also impressed
>That as effecient
>It was also a huge shift
>You feel the weight of those souls in you now
>They're clam
>Also dominated
>Through your magic
>Makes sense, since you raised them

ANONYMOUS NOW HAS A PENALTY FOR 30 SKELETONS
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>>1950073
>>1950073

>A: "AAHAHHH!!!"
>Ever had someone stick their finger in your bellybutton?
>It's like that
>...but it's your brain
>The back of it at least

>ANONYMOUS NOW HAS +1 WILL
>He also has 30 goddamn skeletons full of chains, nails, whips, razorwire and noose rope to do his bidding

>You vaguely hear church music in the back of your head

>You shake it
>Then look at the witch
>Who is waiting patiently for your answer
>A: "Nah."
>M: "Hm?"
>A: "S-Salem isn't gone. The witch trials are over...but...but the town is huge now."
>M: "Huge?"
>A: "It's a city."
>M: "...how?"
>A: "What?"
>M: "How could they have survived!? The wilderness. The forests. They were so much STRONGER here than in Europe! How did they win!?"
>A: "Progress. Magic is weak here."
>M: "Not. MY. Magic."

>The forest roars
>You hear those sounds from miles away
>To the shores
>To the city limits
>How many of these 'children' did she make?
>A: "Listen, lady. The folks who died here have a legacy now."
>M: "What? As defilers and sorcerers? Instead of keepers? Protectors of the old way?"
>A: "Witches are tight as fuck now."
>M: "...tight?"
>A: "Yeah. Everybody wants to be one."
>M: "Everyone?"
>A: "Yes. It's in style. It's cool -sometimes and it's in vogue."
>M: "...I could teach again?"
>A: "Teach?"
>M: "I could spread the old way?"
>A: "Well I mean that depends what's the old way?"
>M: "Veneration of the natural. To love without constraint or caution. To prey upon what pleases us, but to be kind whenever we are able. To move with the stars, to shed blood only for the future of our children. To propogate, and to defend the earth our all mother and black goat father at all costs."
>A: "...Sure. You sound Libertarian Left. Run for fucking Congress."
>M: "A woman in Congress?"
>A: "I mean sure, fuckit I've been inside out before why not?"
>M: "The winged ones could return. I could remake the children with a -new- forest god. I wonder if the Black Father would have me like this?"
>A: "I mean I'd bone yah."
>M: "You'd what?"
>A: "I- I can't say it again unironically."


>An accord is reached
>Your brain feels like a bloated water balloon
>You get the very strong impression that this
>All of this
>Is REAL witchy stuff
>If Janna was here
>She would be having the time of her life


>Your phone goes off
>MESSAGE FROM STAR BUTTERFLY
>A: "The fu-"

>The message is a picture of Star in fucking orbit
>She has a bubble around her body
>It's in the shape of her body
>S: "I did it! I got the spell!"
>Marco's there too
>Screaming into the void
>Heh
>What a fag


What do?
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>>1950078
>Ask her if she'd be willing to take on an apprentice. A friend of ours, specifically. She's a good kid, stabbed us once, loves her friends.

>Text Star a picture of our Zombie Army
>"I had a bad day and raised an army by accident, so glad to see we're all learning something today."
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>>1950078
>Summon Janna Immediatly
>Introduce them
>Let Janna learn the old ways and be a bridge between the new and old world
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>>1950096
>>1950078
Support, Janna would be all over this like white on Rice
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>>1950078
I...don't know.
Maybe make the witch more than a corpse and send her on her way.
Not really sure i want to keep all the skelly men having 1+ Will sucks.
I KNOW let's go hit up Heckapoo, We still need to find a Queen after all.
Im sure she can help.
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>>1950078
Support >>1950096 . If Martha is still willing to actually teach, follow up with support of >>1950099 .
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>>1950096
this works
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>>1950078

>>1950101 >>1950099 >>1950123 >>1950126
I don't know how I feel about leaving Janna with a witch with might or might not start killing people to make way for her 'children'.

I mean, it sure sounds cool.

But now might not be te time with the whole Jackie thing.

We CAN help the Witch by offering to put some flesh in her bones in exchange of a favor later ant to try to not get into any sort of trouble. Maybe we and Janna can actually learn something.


For now lets text Star and see of she's ready to actually hunt the Nightmare today.
We sort of have 30 Skeletons that need a good test.
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>>1950078
Totally supporting >>1950096 in its entirety
With a dash of >>1950099
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>>1950132
Just let it ride man. It's what she's always wanted and mankind needs to learn to reconnect with the old ways to move forward
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>>1950132
dont worry about it
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>>1950078
Ok
First: Take a picture and send it to Star, cause why not.
Second: Make Martha a working human body, guess we can keep her around if she don't eat up our Will.
Third: GET RID OF THE FUCKING ARMY! Maybe put the bones in our magic closet for the future.
Finally and this is important:
CAN WE NOT BRING JANNA HER RIGHT NOW, Geez all this back and forth shit is gonna drive me crazy.
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>>1950078
>Urgle Gurgle
>That will penalty.

MMMmmm

>Text Janna and ask if she wants to learn left wing libertarian magic from an undead witch. Later. Its polite. Not to mention she is probably hanging out with jackie at the moment.
>Send star a picture, sure.

When are we going to take Omnis advice and apologize to star for being a chode? I mean shes fun to mess with, but we should let her know we dont mean her ill.

>Let the witch know that she is a spooky skeleton at the moment, and while magic has come back in style, undeath is not quite there yet. (unless your at hot topic). You could get her some more fleshy bits if she would be willing to try and teach a friend of ours.

To all of you voting to portal Janna in. Calm the fuck down? We literally just had a big fight with Jackie, and while we got a handle on our emotions damn fast they are both hormonal teenagers.
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>>1950078
>>1950132
>Figure out a way to stay in contact with Martha.

>Get some meat on her bones (not for sexual, I promise) and try and get her to not cause any trouble, we might have a friend who would love to meet her and we're sure she could teach us some cool stuff. I'm sure she'll be really popular as long as she keeps to the nice parts of her teachings.

>Contact Star and ask her if She's ready to go hunting today. We got a lot of skeletons in our closet.
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>>1950078
Ask the witch about to tell us about this Black Father.
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>>1950078
>>1950123
Alright, fine. swapping votes to the more neutral stance of >>1950154
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>>1950078
Support these:
>>1950096
>>1950099
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>>1950177
>>1950078
Switch to >>1950154
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>>1950078
Adding:
ask about the Winged Ones.
to my vote:
>>1950172
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>>1950078
>>1950135
groooan
Changing vote to >>1950154
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>>1950126
changing my vote to
>>1950141
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>>1950078
Changing my vote from:
>>1950182
>>1950172
to:
>>1950141
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>>1950078
>ask about all this Black Goat Father, winged ones, and preying upon what pleases us
>Send a text to star with our thumbs-up in front of our calcium rich friends
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>>1950078
>>1950114
Changing to
>>1950141
Guess no one wants to see Hekasis
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>>1950099
This
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>>1950154

>>1950141
Changing to this.
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>You rub your chin
>A: "Do you want a better body?"
>M: "What could be better than what nature provides?"
>A: "Tits and ass."
>M: "..."
>A: "You can't make babies as a bag of bones, lady."
>M: "Indeed. Although I am not meant to."
>A: "You also weren't supposed to fuck whatever the Negro-Damus is that made THAT!"
>You point out The Beast
>It opens it's mouth
>It makes no noise
>Just opens it's mouth and closes it loud enough to make an audible CLACK!
>You gag
>It has human-ish lips over the jaw of a goat
>A: "Jesus."
>M: "So you -are- christian."
>A: "God no."
>M: "God Knows what?"
>A: "He knows you'll need more than what you've got to keep going?"
>M: "I could fix my condition. Had I any living relatives."
>Luna raises a brow as she comes back over, warping her hat into a teeny combination of a witch's hat and a pilgrim's bonnet.
>L: "Could you teach your magic to others?"
>A: "This."
>You say, pointing at Luna
>A: "This is what I am getting at."
>M: "Of course. I was an All-Mother. I taught many young women how to embrace the delight of our Black Father."
>A: "One sec."

>You snap two pics
>One with just your eyes and forehead in view
>With the Witch behind you and her freaky Gorilla-Goat son

cont
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>>1950290
>>1950290

>MESSAGE TO JANNA<

>A: "So I'm sorry."
>She takes forever to respond
>Until you send the pic
>A: "I'm sorry and found a dead witch. Wanna meet her?"
>Ja: "Of course I do but you're a double butt."
>A: "I'll concede to this. Just c'mere."
>Ja: "You're not getting your wallet back."
>A: " 1. If I wanted it you couldn't stop me. 2. I found a witch teacher. You wanna do witchy stuff or fucking naw?"
>Ja: "..."
>A: "I'm gonna get this for you. When you want it you can just...let me know. Don't even need to talk to me much. Ok? I just wanted to say I'm sorry somehow. More than words. It still feels shitty to say it."
>Ja: "Why?"
>A: "Cause it's a word people treat like an action."
>Ja: "..."
>A: "I'm using action."

>You close the phone
>A: "So. Here's my bargain."
>You lay it out for the woman in veils
>A: "If I get you some MEAT will ya teach my friend how to be a witch?"
>Ja: "If she embraces that which is natural and good then yes."
>A: "I mean she'll steal it otherwise."
>Ja: "Resourceful."
>A: "Yah."
>Ja: "How do you intend to -get- me this body?"
>A: "Well I can...I-..."

>TACKAKAKS
>You are hitting the google train
>Hard
>L: "Darling. Open the house up, would you please?"
>You absentmindedly slap open your HOUSEVEVATOR
>Luna starts arranging the skeletons
>L: "Over there, Hubert. Now you, Jezzy was it? Yes sit on the bannister with Paul."
>When she's done she pulls you away from the phone
>You suddenly realize what she's done
>Literally read your mind
>A: "Aw- You posed them!?"
>She posed the skeltals
>To look like you're dropping the hottest album of 1817 in the Yorkshire plains
>You slav squat
>Take the pic

>Then send it to Star
>A: "Mah crew stuntin' on yours today Bihhhhh~!"

>Now back to google
>You need MEAT
>Human MEAT
>Lady Meat

Where get?

>A morgue
>An accident
>A murder

>L: "We could always...do a little ritual."
>A: "What kind?"
>L: "It's a little spell I concocted when I was nearing my first century. A way to age up living things for appropriate purposes. If you're curious."
>Luna puts her finger on a nearby planned Parenthood clinic
>Then a KFC of all things
>L: "We could give it the good collegiate try."
>A: "How uh. How does it work?"
>L: "With math."
>A: "Math and meat?"
>L: "Ohoho yes a great deal of it."

What do?
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>>1950295
>Let's go turn an abortion into a vessel for a witch's ghost
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>>1950295
>>Ja: "If she embraces that which is natural and good then yes."
>>A: "I mean she'll steal it otherwise."
>>Ja: "Resourceful."

>Ja.

Uh...
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>>1950295
Do the Ritual.
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>>1950295
I wanna learn spooky mommy stuff
Let her teach us
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>>1950295
Fuck it lets do the ritual then.

Get a mask first, though for the love of goober.

You know what. Double fuck it.

Minion army go get me the meat out of those buildings. Just dont kill or maim anyone.
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>>1950295
>>1950295

CLARIFICATION POST!

>The landmarks are visible on Gooble Maps
>An App on your phone


>Not in plain view
>It is woods in all directions from you

Apologies for any mixup

Bless
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>>1950327
Informative.
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>>1950312
>>1950312

Oh heck, friend.
I appear to mave a mistake.

This conversation did in fact happen with Martha.
Not Janna.
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>>1950295
Lets go to the clinic.

No killing, just get all the stem cells we need and go.

Martha and her baby can wait here. Just need to go ask those nice doctors for a few dead-not-babies.
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>>1950295
>RAISE THE LITTLE FORSAKEN ONES
OH HELL YES DARK MAGIK
>>
>>1950295
>Give it a good collegiate try
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>>1950295
I say we do the Ritual.
Sounds like fun.
>>
The votes are in...

https://youtu.be/yugldxpRDMo?list=PL3bwwISfks6wJRxls2c7Ey5yLXVRE2sp9

>A: "Educate me."
>L: "Oh."
>A: "Educate me HARD."
>L: "Oh, Anonymous~."
>Luna's grinning
>Like a cat
>She floats about for a moment
>Puts her hand out for your scissors
>Something stirs in you
>Something wicked
>Something Wild
>You're not from round here
>Your powers come from a grimdark dimension
>WHOOHOO!
>You leap into the portal Luna opens
>You emerge at the back of the Planned Parenthood clinic
>You stumble out really
>Into several trash cans
>A: "Fucking twatwaddler!"
>???: "AH!"
>A: "Ahhh yourself!"
>There's a nurse outside
>Disposing of bright orange and red medical waste bags
>You're out back
>Next to the orange medical dumpster
>A: "Where am I!?"
>???: "Salem."
>A: "What YEARR is it!?"
>???: "2017!"
>A: "In your medical opinion does the soul exist!?"
>???: "What!?"
>You grab him
>A: "Answer me before I give you a cunt and then give that cunt it's own MOUTH!"
>???: "No! No it doesn't!"
>You need to make this quick
>A: "Wrong!"
>You push him back through the door
>He's a little chubby
>His hazmat suit doesn't fit him quite right
>A: "Mom. Hit me with the knowledge."
>Luna clears her throat

>L: "The soul is real. It exists in one for or the next in perpetuity as long as it is not allowed to dissipate. It is a pattern. An energy source and self generating well of power. However. It does not form until there is sufficient enough of a vessel to contain it."
>She eyes the bags that flubby nurse just dropped
>L: "These are meat. Nothing more or less."
>A: "What do you need?"
>Luna looks you in the face
>L: "More."
>A: "and?"
>L: "...and at least a small sample of something living."
>A: "Why?"
>L: "Otherwise it won't work."

cont
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>>1950439
>>1950439

>A brief moment of peace overtakes the Real World Science and Women's Health Clinic of Upper East Salem

>Until

>Dr. Rogers and his team, somber in their work are busy helping Ms. Stevenson of her seventh unwanted pregnancy
>Ms. Stevenson is a lady of the night by trade
>Also a self proclaimed Wiccan High Priestess
>She did Peyote once and claimed she saw God's Uterus opening up above her
>She refuses to use protection
>DR: "Alright Cheryl we're almost done in here."
>MS: "Hurry it up, Rob. I got a customer waiting at Olive Gahrden."
>WHAM!

>ENTER YOU
>ANONYMOUS
>A: "It's YABOI!"
>The Nurse Screams
>Not because of your untimely interest
>But because of what's with you
>30 Skeletons

>A: "Alright! PUT THE FETUS IN THE BAG AND NOBODY GETS HURT!"
>DR: "WHAT IS THIS!?"
>A: "MORALLY GREY AS IT GETS!"
>You open the bag
>A: "NOW PUT IT IN!"
>MS: "That's what -I- said."

>A good laugh was had by all
>You still robbed that place
>A: "So why did you mention the KFC?"
>L: "There's a three year old dead inside."
>A: "..."
>L: "Not in the food, darling the -dumpster- ."
>A: "Oh! Well that's a relief."

>It's not a relief
>L: "Oh and do give the living tissue some life, would you?"
>A: "Fuck. Right."
>You slap your noggin
>A: "Silly me."

>Where do you take the health from?
>It's Mom
>The Nurse
>The Doctor
>Yourself

>You made a lot of progress today
>Learned some new magic
>About yourself and your mom
>Mainly the fact that both of you
>Are stark raving fucking maniacs

>A: "Where to get this blood?"
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>>1950444
>It's mom
Like-to-Like, right?
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>>1950444
>>Yourself
Fuckin in for a penny, in for a pound of dead baby
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>>1950444
YOU ANON
IT HAS TO BE YOU
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>>1950444
I can only imagine how hard that was to write.
>Yourself

Fuck em. Dont want their life dirtying up the mojo.

Also, what inextricably convenient timing.

>Were never speaking of this to anyone.
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>>1950444
Ourself
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>>1950444
>Blood 4 Blood
>Magic for magic
>Close the circle
>Blood of the Mother who created yet rejected life
>Blood of the Healer, he who saves life her here takes it
>Blood of the Servant, she who helps all but the helpless
>DRAIN THEM ALL
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>>1950444
>>Yourself
>>
>>1950444
Our selves, of course.
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>>1950444
Supporting >>1950484 + ourself
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>>1950473
You know what, raise that 3 year old real quick and ask who killed him.
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>>1950444
>>1950477
>>1950518
Also do this.
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>>1950518
QUEEEEEEEST HOOOOOOOOKS
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>>1950444
Supporting:
>>1950518
Get the blood from the child killer.
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>>1950485
>>1950518
Supporting
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>>1950518
Not permanently, just real quick. Ask him who killed him, de animate him, and throw his but back into the ritual.

>>1950531
Oh thats good~

Hey Luna, would draining somebody dry make the ritual work better?

Although I suppose it defeats the purpose...
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>>1950444
>yourself
Also supporting>>1950518
This seems worth the work
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>>1950444
>>1950510
Also full-on supporting >>1950518
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>>1950518
Supporting
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>>1950484
>>1950444
>>1950510
i'll support
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>>1950518
babby doesn't know names

unless it's his mom or dad
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>>1950538
>>1950538

>You are a blur of action
>You look to Muscles on your right
>He "Nods"
>Pricks your thumb with his hooked claw
>You recite the ancient rhyme
>A: "My blood...for thyne."
>You turn your back on the degenerates of the Women's Health Clinic
>Then turn your terrible mind to work upon the dumpster
>You jump in yourself
>Still bleeding into the sample bag

>ANONYMOUS HAS LOST 2 HP
>HE IS BLEEDING FOR 1 HP

>You are digging through the perfectly good chicken, old chicken and rancid chicken
>Until you find it
>A little body
>In courdory overalls
>No time to mourn
>Little tyke has peace now
>Er
>Did


>T: "BRaahh!"
>The Toddler Zombie is up
>Staring around itself mindlessly
>You pop your head out of the dumpster
>A: "Catch."
>Toss it to one of the Skeletons
>The skeltals all rush toward the toddler zombie
>Lower it down gently
>You can feel them humming things to it in your head
>Little Lord Jesus
>Huh
>Very Christmasy
>Fuck Christmas
>A: "Hey, Kid."
>T: "BRah?"
>A: "Who killed you?"
>T: "Bruaha?"
>Fuck
>It doesn't understand anything you said
>Is it an ear problem?
>Is it a knowing what death is problem?
>Fuck
>A: "C'mon kid. Work with me."
>You dig in his little mind
>With your +1 WILL
>Hoping the motion of the ocean can get the job do-
>Oh
>It's his Dad
>His Step...Dad
>You see them in the car together
>The kid is loud
>Annoying
>Nothing unusual
>Step dad turns and screams
>You can tell he's the step because the kid has him labelled "Next Dad" in his head
>Your stomach churns
>Evil
>Real Evil
>Which you know is just cruelty
>It burns your innards
>The Step dad pushes the kid
>Hard
>The door must have been opened
>Probably on purpose
>Because the kid hit the road
>Then everything went black

>You open your eyes
>The kid is burbling to itself
>Ashamed
>Wishing it knew what it did wrong
>You rub his head
>A: "Did you know his name?"
>T: "...F-...Frank."
>A: "Frank what, buddy?"
>T: "Valwentin."
>You Gooble
>Frank Valentine
>Oh Look
>It's the Mayor's Aide

cont
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>>1950601
>>1950601

>He's 33
>Good age
>A: "Luna."
>L: "Yes?"
>A: "How does this spell work?"
>L: "You combine bodies of either dead or living things together. Sacrificing a few for the only one remaining. The last one has the combined age of all the bodies used. With none of the ravages of time."

>A: "So you can make prime specimens?"
>L: "Precisely. You just need one bit of living flesh."
>You eye your gang
>All the skeltals are carrying sample bags
>You try to do some math
>Luna finishes it for you
>L: "5 years worth of life is in those bags."
>A: "...how about 33 years?"
>L: "For a woman's body?"
>A: "Yeah. Could we do that?"
>L: "It's ideal for a nature sorceress. Peak Fertility even."
>She's thinking what you're thinking
>A little slice
>A little dice
>A little revenge
>Served cold as Ice

>You are Anon
>Awful at people
>Good at Witchy Shit
>You have a little pet project

>Kill Frank Valentine
>Or just mash him into this baby body in your bag
>You dismiss the Toddler
>A: "Let him rest."
>The body drops unceremoniously
>A: "Eugh."


>Might not want to leave that
>Frank's Address is right on his Gooble Page
>Or you could always go see his wife
>Man
>This internet thing is amazing


What do?

>TEXT FROM STAR BUTTERFLY<
>S: "Nice Skeletons! You're really getting good at dead people!"
>A: "I'm good at making them too."
>S: "What?"
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>>1950603
>Send the undead toddler to kill Frank the Wank, Pet Cemetary-style
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>>1950603
Go see his wife, bring the news, and ask her what she wants. If she is a cunt like biomom, than use her and Frank for the Witch.
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>>1950603
Is the jokez see, don't worry about it we good for nightmare hunting?

Go find Frank, we need to introduce him to his long lost cousin, Frank Castle.
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>>1950603
>Ask star for a video of her making dead people

>Find the step dad.
>Make him confess his crimes
>Publicise his confession
>Make him leave a note
>Take our time
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>>1950603
supporting >>1950621 and >>1950622
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>>1950603
>Text back that when you find a murdered child and can speak to the dead, letting a man who murdered his own child walk free is a hard thing to do
>Go grab him, bring him to the graveyard and leave his wife alone. Explain to him why he's here, what we're about to do to him and that the only reason he's getting a quick death is because his kid got a quick death
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>>1950603
>Seriously, its disguise time, your life is hectic enough already.

>have one of the skeletons take him back to the graveyard, bury him and come back.

>Goto the mom, give her the bad news.
>Go get frank.
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>>1950603
*Teleport behind Frank, Muscles ready to punch*
"This is completely personal kid."
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>>1950632
>Dont do this.
>Text back that when you find a murdered child and can speak to the dead, letting a man who murdered his own child walk away is a hard thing to do.

>Go grab him, bring him to the graveyard and leave his wife alone. Explain to him why he's here, what we're about to do to him and that the only reason he's getting a quick death is because his kid got a quick death

This is the correct way to end him.
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>>1950621
>>1950603
>>1950640
Support
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>>1950603
>Peak Fertility
I'm sold.
Not that avenging a fellow bastard isn't a reward in and of itself.
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>>1950646
This. I support this.
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>>1950632
>>1950603
This.

However, we should make it quick, for we know not of his reasons for doing so and the kid seems to have had a quick death.

Also, make sure the note states where "he" buried the kids body.

Make sure that no one can trace anything to us.
Don't want any trouble with the popos.
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>>1950621
Support
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>>1950603
>>1950652
Changing to
>>1950621
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>>1950621
>If she is a cunt like biomom
DELET THIS
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>>1950603
Supporting >>1950641
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>>1950603
Supporting:
>>1950621
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>>1950603
Instead how about

we

Do not take our anger at our mom out on this woman?

The odds of her taking this anything close to well are minuscule at best.
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>>1950742
PLEASE

THANK YOU
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The votes

>Find the Wife
>Let her know
4 votes

>Punisher time
2 votes

>Find Frank
>End Frank
5 votes

>For Star
>Is Joek see?
1 vote

>Serious answer
2 votes


>MESSAGE TO STAR BUTTERFLY<
>A: "What do you do with bad guys?"
>S: "Punch em."
>A: "Ever kill em?"
>S: "...not on purpose."
>A: "They deserve it."
>S: "Sometimes. Doesn't make me like it. Or want it. They can't ever be good people if I make them dead."
>This girl has some serious too her after all
>A: "Yeah. Not everyones deserves another chance either."
>S: "I gave you one."
>A: "Thanks. It's more than what I woulda done."
>S: " Just don't forget that today you admitted I was ~better than you~ at something!"
>A: "You want a medal for -not- killing? That's par. That's vanilla."
>S: "I LOVE Vanilla! Oooh with little banana slices! And Chocolate syrup and cherry sprinkles!"
>You're chucking
>What?
>What is this?
>L: "More clever than she looks."
>Luna mutters over your shoulder
>Eyeing the screen
>You remember what you're about to do
>Srsthefuckup.png
>You close the phone
>Then reopen
>Shit
>A: "Still need his address."


>MEANWHILE AT THE HOUSE OF THE CITY MAYOR
>Frank Valentine is pouring himself a coffee
>It's French Roast
>With Caramel
>His heart is heavy
>His breath slow
>He doesn't know if the police will ever find the body
>He picked a good location
>A prime spot
>Melina will surely be ready to have children again some day
>Better ones
>Ones without disability or the seed of another man in them
>He has a mild panic attack
>Takes some of his meds
>When he hears a gentle knock
>On his office door
>F: "Hello?"
>No sound
>His throat tightens
>F: "Mel? Honey?"
>Silence
>Until the next knock
>Much harder
>BOOM
>BOOM
>BOOM
>He raises his hand toward the handle
>The door reacts by exploding into dirt, metal and flying splinters

cont
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>>1950775
>>1950775

https://youtu.be/Uctu1e353os

>Standing in the door
>Is you
>Anonymous
>With 30 goddamn torture boys
>Souls that know pain
>Know it better than anyone
>Souls that have hoisted up struggling bodies on pyres and pikes
>Steeples and bonfires
>You don't even need to tell them what to do
>You just give the command
>After an introduction
>A: "Hey, Frank. I'm Anon."
>F: "Wh-"
>A: "You know what it is."
>F: "Hu-"
>A: "YOU KNOW WHAT THE FUCK IT IS!"
>You narrow your eyes
>A: "Deus Vult."
>Frank gets stampeded by the skeletons
>F: "AAAHH! AAHH NO! WHAT IS THIS!?"
>They Descend with immense boney fury
>Glass Eye smashes his fist into Frank's mouth
>He stumbles
>Makes for the window
>He gets a chain around his ankle from hung by a chain
>SMASH!
>He lands on his stomach over his desk
>He rolls over
>An ornament sticking from his guts
>You yank it out
>Then Heal him
>Frank tries to ask why
>Just before a framed portrait of his grandfather gets splattered into staples and canvas over his face by the skeleton filled with Iron nails

>A: "Why?"
>You ask for him
>A: "Because Frank-o."
>Frank screams as you nod to the big Skeleton
>It closes the door to the office with a moan while you open your portal
>A: "I need your sorry ass alive."
>Click

SESSION END!


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NEXT SESSION WEDNESDAY!
A super short but fun time with rituals.

3:00pm US CENTRAL TIME!

Stay blesst

Love, Quest
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>>1950778
Tease.
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>>1950778
Bless Quest
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>>1950778
Well one anon has made a big difference before.

Going and telling this woman about her dead son and husband should be done... carefully.

She lost her husband. Twice. Once for whatever reason she re-married, and now she is going to lose this chuckle-fuck. Better or not its going to hurt.

Oh, she also gets to lose her son twice too. Once when he went "missing" and again when we let her know that he is dead.

Prepare for blame, anger, swearing, oaths of vengeance, ect...

We could raise her son as a zombo, but he would be a zombie. Never to grow older, forever and outcast from normal society.
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>>1953809
Oh, also the government boys are probably not going to let us get away with this.

There is a difference between being a public danger and nuisance, and then there's murdering a government official in broad daylight. With an undead army. (we should spend more time in graveyards.)

Im not saying he doesnt deserve it. He does.

Just that planning for and dealing with the consequence earlier is better.
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>>1953809
>>1953825
Do we need to kill him ourselves?

We can just have him write a confession and deliver him to the authorities.
Sure, we'd have to deal with the whole Law thing, but we can make sure he doesn't go unpunished afterwards if nothing comes against it.

We just need a piece of his flesh. we can take it, BfB him or leave t like that. Then leave him for the cops.
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>>1954196
nah, that sounds like even more work, and odds are we could do far worse to him than the law ever could. Besides, since when has anon ever cared about shit like that.
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>>1954259
Well, I still think we should make him leave somthing that tells of his crimes or figure out a way for someone to be able to find the kid's body WITHOUT linking us to him.
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>>1954371
This is the best course of action.

He has a suicide note admitting to killing his stepson, and the burial location ( back into the dumpster )
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Terrible news, friends

For the first time every the quest will have to be cancelled. As I have a great deal of work to do.

Our next session shall be SATURDAY at 7:00pm US CENTRAL TIME

and it will not be shortened.

stay blesst

Also, we have a TON of new and wonderful art going up in the discord and on our twitter.

The floor is open today for two things.

>What will Anon say to Jackie when he calls her?

>How does he feel about the fact he now has $800 missing from his bank account?

Have fun!
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>>1954592
Thanks for the update Quest!
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>>1954592
>What will Anon say to Jackie when he calls her?

>>Talk about dice, rolls, hive minds, and votes. Will do an actual write up on the pre-game.

>How does he feel about the fact he now has $800 missing from his bank account?

>>So this is how I get Janna to take money...

Oh your serious.

We should let Janna rob us more often, since she hates taking charity. Really. I mean, yea money is great, But we still have plenty and can get more pretty easily.

I Kind of wanna know what she spent eight hundred dollars on.

Hopefully she bought Jackie something REALLY nice.
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>>1946566
What happened to each successive 20 we got on each one roll? Don't we get plus 2 for each of them, or do they not count anymore.
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>>1955063
I'm pretty sure nat 1's can't get modified.
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>>1955479
We've done it before, several times in fact, its still a nat 1 but for each 20 it was boosted by 2 or 1 each time.
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>>1954592
>What will Anon say to Jackie when he calls her?
TLDR; a partial excuse, partial apologize. We were having our own version of a "Marco Moment".

Simple apologies aren't going to cut it. And a straight up gift is probably gonna come off as kind of crass. My first thought is to tell her (a variant of) the truth of what was going on in our head... her words and sincerity snapped us out of a death spiral of negative thoughts... but our mind was still kind of jumbled and filled with confusion. Both you (Jackie) and Janna have been consistent allies and sources of encouragement, confidence, determination, and positive change in our lives. And so when you (Jackie) said them, the first thoughts of those who have been OK with how fucked up we've been and accepted us have been the two of them. And since we're young and complete horndogs... well... that just happened to be the way it rolled off the tongue.

Chances are high she'll want clarification. Is Janna competition? Is anyone else? Are we trustworthy as a boyfriend?

I'd argue yes, we are... but by the same token... we missed out a lot of love. She knows the story. She's seen the results. So for those who've been willing to show us a more kind and caring side, well... we're not adverse to accepting and giving as much as we can give/take.

>How does he feel about the fact he now has $800 missing from his bank account.
Small price to pay, was half-heartedly expecting a whole lot more.
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>>1955737
I'd support this.
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>>1954592
>I fucked up. I fucked up so badly I cant even tell if it is one particular aspect of that train wreck, or the situation as a whole.
>So I am going too take swings in the dark about everything I think I did wrong, and go from there.

>I asked to have a threesome with you and Janna. This was fucking awful of me for a couple of reasons.
>Not only did I prove my untrustworthiness, I insulted the trust and vulnerability you showed me by implying I only cared about you for sex. On top of that I admitted sexual interest in your best friend at the same time. Further devaluing our relationship and harming not only OUR relationship, but also taking a swing at your and Janna's friendship. Losing your shit at some boy you dated for a couple of weeks for interfering with a friendship you had for YEARS... yeah what I said was intolerable. Then I continued to dig myself deeper, in spite of the fact I had realized my mistake. As for why I did that...

>This is heavy, really. If you need to stop tell me and I can wait.

>You said I was insane. I agree with you, which probably means your right.
>My home life was a fucking shit show, and I just realized that instead of changing myself or putting it behind me I was dragging my personal baggage with me and spreading it around.
>My dad beat me, often, and pawned my stuff to pay for booze.
>A lot of my fear, anger, and confusion got taken out on people who deserved it. Super hero style justice and all that. I am willing to say I did some good. Sadly some of my baggage got taken out on people who didn't 100% deserve it. I have more people to apologize too after this. I am sorry if I hurt you. I dont want to be that kind of person, and I am trying to be better.
>The next, and more complicated, issue is another relic of my home life. My mother did drugs, and drank, and laughed at me when I cried about being beaten. She was also the sole source of love and attention for the majority of my life. This fucked me up so badly.
>I dont know how to have a healthy relationship. I really, really, dont.
>Every intimate, even slightly intimate relationship I have had has crashed and burned. Usually terminally.
Cont...
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>>1964617
>I insulted my mom (magic mom), the first person to actually give me the unconditional love I wanted so badly, and just about drove her away from me because I could not understand why she liked me. I made reasons up, and ended up burning myself out trying to live up to my own delusions. I patched things up though. Mostly. We agreed to work on it.
>I was friends with Marco, briefly, but he dropped me once Star showed up. At least I felt like he did. I'm beginning to think I might have been wrong about that.
>I dont want to think about my parents. Ever.
>Muscles... hes a bro, and my best friend. He has tried to kill me. Multiple times. I am happy our relationship has gotten better.
>I have an incredibly hard time figuring out why ANYONE is nice to me, or why anyone would care about me.
>I dont know what I am supposed to do, so I just... keep quite. Even when I shouldn't.
>This tears me up inside because I want to be loved, I want it so badly, it made me understand why my mother stayed with an abusive asshole who ruined her life and beat her child.
>I hate that whinny desperate part of myself, but more than that I am afraid.
>I am terrified of becoming like my parents. At the same time I have embodied their worst aspects for years, and I only realized where I was heading TODAY.
>I am trying to stop this, and to be less of a needy cunt, and to understand people instead of pushing them away.

>I have spent a lot of time trying to explain my sudden fit of madness. I have not talked about us. If there even is an us after this.

>I STILL dont know why you asked me out. I never asked, because I didn't think it mattered. I assumed the fundamental nature of our relationship instead of talking to you about it. I was wrong, it matters a lot.
>I chose not to talk about my feelings for other people with you because I was scared of how you would react. Now it might destroy both our romance and our friendship.
>I have been a bad boyfriend. Because I did not TRUST you, or communicate, or any of the other things a relationship requires to function.
>If you want to break up with me after this... or whatever you feel like you should do, its your call.
>If you dont... we need to talk, about a number of things, some of which are going to suck, and I need to honest with you.

>Thank you. For being there for me today, and for listening. Thank you for trusting me enough to give me a chance to apologize. It helped. A lot.
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>>1954592
>What will Anon say to Jackie when he calls her?
Is there anything we CAN say? Like how many times are we supposed to apologize? Not saying the she is wrong for being upset at us, or that Anon isn't hard to deal with, but what are we supposed to say that we haven't already?
You know, besides "I love you" something we were only able to say to Luna JUST NOW.
Words from Anon are ineffectual and risky. What we SHOULD do instead of calling her is DO something like we are doing for Janna.
The real question is what?

>How does he feel about the fact he now has $800 missing from his bank account?
To be honest she needs it more than we do, let her keep it.
While money isn't EASY to come by, we could make some more if we need it, and we still have alot in the bank.
The only problem with letting her go is that it sets the precedent that she can get away with this type of shit unpunished.
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>>1964739
>Is there anything we CAN say? Like how many times are we supposed to apologize? Not saying the she is wrong for being upset at us, or that Anon isn't hard to deal with, but what are we supposed to say that we haven't already?
Did we say THANK YOU?

For her being there with us? Listening to us? Holding our treoubles over her shoulder?
How have we expressed our thanks to her? Gifts ? Details? Fun shit for HER to do?

Im guessing thats where the 800 went to.
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We shouldn't really focus too much on what we SAY anyhow.

We already said it with janna, sorry isn't an action. What we should concern ourselves with is what we'll DO to make it up to her.
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SESSION START!

>You is the lad
>You is smart
>Ish
>You is kind
>Not really
>You is important
>Well, that's pretty accurate
>You are Anonymous
>Slayer of great beasts
>Demons
>Trolls
>Avenger of deaths
>The Prince of Wrath
>Heir to the Dead Throne of an Empty World
>Current kidnapper

>F: "Put me down! Ah! You can't do this!"
>A: "Why do people say that?"
>The small army of 30 skeletons lower Frank Valentine
>The man you have decided to use in your second ritual spell ever
>Down to the ground
>A: "You just watched me do it."
>You snap your fingers
>The skeletons mob Frank and hoist him on his back upwards, facing the sky
>They ripped his dress shirt and pants off
>You can hear them singing "Glory Glory" in their heads
>Weirdos
>A: "I'm doing it. I swear. You're a piece of shit -AND- retarded. This is why you get kidnapped by skelmans."

>You have a purpose for this Mr. Frank
>Government worker
>Former step-father
>Child Killer

>You're going to sacrifice his body for it's delicious meat
>Then re-purpose it

>ANONYMOUS TAKES 1 DAMAGE<
>ANON IS NOW AT 68 HP
>THE FETUS YOU ARE CARRYING REMAINS AT 1HP

>As you emerge from the portal back to Salem
>The Witch is still there
>Waiting in her skeletal form
>A: "How is this supposed to work?"
>M: "I am familiar with the ritual-"
>L: "Not this one you aren't."

>Luna glides into the center of the glen
>Smug as ever
>L: "It's simple addition, darling."
>A: "As in?"
>L: "As in all life is but a shroud. An illusion of existence founded upon the chaos of chemical processes. Age is inevitable, but vitality can be re-purposed to our whims. Manipulating the time stream in order to resist it's ravages we can forge something new even using faded scraps of what once was."

>A: "..."
>You don't get it

>Luna Beams Pic related into your mind
>A: "Oh!"
>Ya gettit

What do?
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>>1967025
Sacrifice him a painlessly as possible
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>>1967025
mount him and let him experience pleasure one last time before he dies
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>>1967025
Sacrifice him as painfully as possible
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>>1967057
Support
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>>1967025
>Take our time
>Savor the majesty and the magic
>Let him suffer for his crime
>Learn to feel the flow of life and become it's master
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>>1967057
>>1967025
do it Aztec Style
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>>1967025
>>1967047
Also make sure the fetus we use is a girl's fetus that's the same race as Martha. If we don't know Martha's race for sure, ask her what it is.
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>>1967047
>>1967025
Painlessly as possible.

This must not register on an emotional level.
Cause Anon a good boy.
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>>1967025
>First, make him confess, on camera, to killing the kid.
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>>1967025
>>1967054
stop being a goober
>>1967057
Mother
>>1967059
fuck
>>1967072
ers.
>>1967047
support painless death.

Or aztec style, you know whatever.
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>>1967089
Confessions under duress are not permissible in court.

We can raise him. Make him apologize.
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>>1967093
Who cares about the courts? We just need it to show anyone who asks us about it
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>>1967047
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhhahahahahahahahhahahahaahhaaaa.....no. >>1967060
This
>>1967072
WAIT, this is more thematic, go with this. Oh, we need to get an obsidian knife at some point.
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>>1967093
We cannot raise him if we use EVERYTHING he has as a body.

We cannot make him confess vocally if it's only a skeleton.
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>>1967108
Wands are both omni-tool and magic channel.
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>>1967108
Do both, keep him alive during the removal
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>>1967025
Don't think I missed what you said about temporal sympathy Luna. I saw that~, at least living forever will be easy.
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>>1967126
>>1967123
Both true and very relevant, lets do it.
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>>1967047
>>1967025
Plz no torture thank u.
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>>1967025
>>1967047
Supporting
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>F: "Hey. Kid."
>WHACK!
>You mentally commanded Skeleton-On-A-Cross to punch Frank when he spoke
>A: "Don't call me that."
>Frank spits
>Blood flecks reflect the light in his mustache
>He's breathing heavily
>His suit is covered in stress sweat
>F: "I can get you things. Favors. Names."
>A: "I'm genuinely impressed you haven't been screaming about the dead people."
>Frank eyes his surroundings
>Makes a weak smile
>Even seems to shrug
>F: "This is Salem."
>You raise both brows
>A: "Wow."
>You look back to Martha
>A: "How you feelin' about this?"
>M: "What makes this man worthy to be a sacrifice?"
>A: "Worthy? Sheeit, lady this is street justice."
>M: "Ah. A punitive tribute. What is his crime."
>L: "Infanticide."
>M: "I am delighted about this."

>F: "Look! I know you people don't want money. Killing me isn't gonna go well for you. I'll be looked for! People value me in this city."

>You hear him
>You even nod

>Painless death
4 votes

>You don't want to enjoy this
>Hell
>You don't want to feel anything right about now
>Feelings make you do things
>Say things
>That hurt people
>Muscles taps your shoulder
>Points to Frank
>Then slides his index and middle finger into an "O" he has you make with your other hand
>A: "hm...nah."
>You pat Muscles
>A: "You betta than that, Boo."
>MusclesBlushu.png

>Sex him
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>A: "Put him down."
>The skeletons do just that.
>Then part away
>All staring directly at Frank
>The clouds overhead are fat and grey
>The sun is still out but it's light has been weakened too much to add any warmth
>Frank's breath comes out at whiskey scented steam

>F: "I-...I know what I did was wrong. I'm not a monster! I made a mistake."
>You keep nodding
>Walk up to Frank
>You come up to his bellybutton

>F: "I'd do anything to take it back."
>You look in his eyes
>You see fear
>F: "I'm sorry."
>You don't see that
>A: "Hold him down."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLpvUCGCWvQ

Pain.
5 votes
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>>1967229
Okay good, lets get brutal on the kid killer. And why would you even consider the fuck him post as valid?
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>>1967304
All posts are valid. No matter how stupid, insane, or nonsensical.
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>>1967229
>>1967229

>Franks pitiful look
>His slouched posture
>His meek, flabby chest
>They all warp when he realizes he's not getting out of this
>F: "NO!"
>He swings for the nearest bone-lad
>Who happens to be a lady
>Who's name you now know is Persimona
>She was hung by the neck for accidentally brushing the Pastor's groin at a picnic
>He said it was to tempt him into a life of sin
>Because she was a witch
>It was actually because she told him "No"

>Frank rolls
>10 total

>His arm uselessly slaps out into the bare skulls of Persimona
>Gregory Farch
>and Sam
>The former village idiot
>Now revealed to have actually been an 8 foot tall idiot savant
>S: "Released from my shackles. To know the true beauty of creation. Let us pay homage to the MASTER of our freedom. So that we may know our toils to be that of the RIGHTEOUS AIMS!"
>This is all psionic of course
>Skelemans' can't talk

>F: "AAH!"
>They claw
>Some use their teeth to hold Frank down
>A: "Luna."
>L: "Do you want to know how it works?"
>Her eyes are glowing
>Her smile is gentle
>Honest even
>Sweet
>A: "Tell me while I do this."
>Frank's begun to realize how helpless he is
>Despite his grunts
>Wheezes
>F: "Please! STOP THIS!"
>You sit on his chest
>F: "I'm sorry!"
>SHUNFJL!

>You've stuck Muscles' fingers in between his ribs

>A: "No you're not."

>CRRRUUUUNCH!
>Then wrung them
>Like Paper Fucking Machet


>A: "Not yet."


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zcrkNhn5V2g&index=28&list=RDQMEDhqKGDoPOk

>Luna Whispers to you
>Over the sound of Frank screaming
>Your human hand sears him with fire
>Your spit hits his eyes
>All the while new power courses through you
>As you learn how to reshape what is
>Into what it could be


>The life you've stolen
>Undeserved
>This life I'll take for mine
>To make a body whole and good
>A future only -I- decide
>Your petty thoughts
>Your dreams and wishes
>All shall now be washed away
>Then made unto my new designs
>May what you've lost be all the brighter
>Now that I've taken all your time


>Frank eyes were mostly white and useless when the spell kicked in
>You didn't even need the skelmans to keep him in the bile, piss and bone marrow soaked grass
>The fell aside
>To their knees in worship
>Or in intricate patterns
>Interlocking their legs and feet and hands like lovers
>Forming a circle of runic patterns
>That not only liquefy the cunt underneath you...but cleanse the earth
>With rain

cont
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>>1967347
>>1967347


>L: "Now. The Child."
>You take the bag
>Look down at the puddle with Frank's facial hair
>L: "Place them in."
>You do so
>They're so small
>Formless even
>You marvel as the little mound grows
>As the puddle, undiluted by the rain disappears
>Once it is over
>You're left with a pristine
>33 years old
>Totally nude
>Extremely pale skinned
>Black haired
>Woman
>A: "Tiddies."
>Fuck
>You're suddenly bright the fuck pink
>A: "DAMMIT!"
>You're up
>On your feet
>You motion to the body without looking at Martha
>A: "Presto."
>M: "...your terms?"


>What name as terms?
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>>1967351
"Don't destroy the earth with your preggo magic shit, and take care of our pal Janna when she you teaching her."
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>>1967351
>>1967393
supporting.
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>>1967351
>I wish for you to teach my friend Janna Ordonia the art of witch craft. Placing upon her no binding or compulsion beyond what you must to teach her.
>I wish for you to let go of past hatred. To not smite this word with your vengeance.
>I wish for you to be happy, and live the life denied to you.
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>>1967351
"Help me if I ask for it, teach my friend as best as you can, and DON"T destroy the world. In return you get the body and my help if you ever need it"
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>>1967351
>Explain she needs to stay with us for a year and a day to study the world around her, to take on our friend as an apprentice so long as what she learns does not endanger her soul, and if needed, her body to a lethal extent. Be our assistant after the time of her study is up if she so chooses. And any order that does not break any boundaries she may set at the start, so long as they do not conflict with the previous requirements or subvert them. The body is hers.
All I got so far.
>>1967393
Oh yes, no trying to end the world....not yet at any rate.
>>1967416
This as well, might as well start on a high note.
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>>1967416
>>1967419
>>1967351
Supporting this too
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>>1967416
>>1967351
This.

And her phone number or Headbook account to be able to get in contact n stuff.

Which she has none of, of course.
So we gotta figure that one out.

Maybe Janna can teach her in return?
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>>1967351
>You instruct my friend Janna in the ways of your Craft
>You don't cause any trouble for me or mine
>If you make a big move, you tell me.
>Don't fuck me over or I will kill you.
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>>1967351
>>1967416
Supporting the first two, always being happy from a compulsion can be a bad thing. Also that she'll come to Anons aid at least once when requested.
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>>1967347
>"Very simple, do not act against me, do not threaten the people of this earth unduly, teach my apprentice in your ways, go from here in peace to watch the earth for a decade to learn how it has changed or stayed the same. Know I do this to right the wrongs of existence against good people. I ask you do the same.
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>>1967416
Supporting
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>>1967351
>>1967416
Supporting
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>>1967434
>asking a recently resurrected witch from 400 years ago for her phone number and Webpage
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>>1967519
ONCE SHE GETS ONE, OF COURSE.

We can help her with that, or leave it to Janna.
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>>1967416
Supporting this. Also tack on a warning about the MiB and how they have really nice guns, bombs and war machines.
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>>1967351
These sound pretty legit. Supporting >>1967416
and >>1967426
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>>1967351
We should also probably help her set up.
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>>1967416
>>1967416

>A: "Take my friend as an apprentice. Don't hurt her, manipulate her will or magically bork her spirit up."
>You think a moment
>A: "No major moves without asking me."
>M: "Are you my patron now?"
>A: "I mean, link me I got dosh."
>M: "What?"
>A: "What's your reward tiers like?"
>You realize that you are a bit of an idiot
>A: "N-nevermind. Just...be cool."
>M: "Cool..."
>A: "Yeah you know, Chill?"
>M: "I am able to conjure great winters and virile springs."
>A: "Sick. Don't with that."
>M: "What -am- I to do?"
>A: "I dunno...forgive. Forget."
>M: "That will be difficult."
>A: "It's been a long time. Mankind's changed."
>Martha points to the stains
>There's not even any Frank left in them
>Just the dirty grass
>M: "That one did not."
>A: "Give it time. Watch. Learn. Keep your kids at bay."
>M: "I have so very few now. That will not be difficult."
>A: "So, do we have a deal?"
>M: "You seem capable, young lad."
>Martha shakes your hand
>Kisses it with her bare, bleached teeth
>M: "You should join the solstice."
>Luna swats Martha's skeleton hand away
>She looks extremely offended
>and still faceless
>M: "Deal."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3rOtFevwHJw&index=29&list=RDQMEDhqKGDoPOk

>HER SOUL IS RIPPED FROM IT'S FORMER SHELL
>BY YOUR WILL IT IS BOUND TO IT'S NEW FORM

>Naked woman
>NAKED WOMAN
>A: "AW- AW GEEZE!"
>L: "Enjoy~"
>Luna titters
>You slice open the air to head home
>For now at least

>When you spy out of the portal
>It is the dead of night
>About 9pm
>You still have school tomorrow
>How is the sun still u-
>Oh
>Right
>A: "Timezones."
>You step through, filing your new army of undead through
>They mumble to each other like tourists

>"What a blessed evening."
>"Peace be upon you, sister Mabel."
>"I don't even wanna touch my brother no more!"

>Lovely people
>Eyeballs come up to you
>E: "Mastah. Might we set to the glorious task of crafting effigies in your Nayum?"
>Wow
>Is this hospitality?

>You are in the park back in your neighborhood
>There is a fire off in the woods
>You can hear Janna's Hobo Shack pumping tunes
>Your house is just up the road
>Your 30 skeletons are all eagerly awaiting your next move

What do?
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>>1967606
Naturally, should be easier to get meat bits than it is metal bits. We now have our science and magic R&D departments made.
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>>1967606
phones and stuff.
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>>1967612
>hit up Janna and let her know the good news
>also visit her place and check it out
>Let her play with the Skeleton army
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>>1967612
Go see if Janna has any ideas on how we unfuckup our relationship with Jackie, ask if she also has any clothes to her new magic teacher, and maybe ask if we can have our wallet back unless she needs to borrow some more cash. Oh, and ask what did she spend 800 dollars on, not in an angry or mean way, but just curious. Then give her control of the bonemen if she promises to use them for good and or trolling, and not letting them play in traffic. Field trips are scheduled for tomorrow.
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>>1967612
>Take them with us to talk to Janna, have them spruce the place up, maybe hang some dank spooky shit around.

We need to tell Janna that she's down with the Devil now.
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>>1967612
>find Janna
>Say this
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>>1967612
>M: "You seem capable, young lad."
>Martha shakes your hand
>Kisses it with her bare, bleached teeth
>M: "You should join the solstice."
>Luna swats Martha's skeleton hand away
An before I forget to ask, did I miss something, or did she just ask to fuck us like a pagan kid?
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>>1967612
>>1967674
Supporting
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>>1967674
>>1967684
>Reference: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tKNhPpUR0Pg
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>>1967612
>Skelebash with Janna!
>Give her the good news! You wanna do witchy stuff, fuck year, we got'cha a tutor!
>And... m-m-maybe tell her we're, uh... we messed up before. A bit. But, we really appreciate how much she puts up with our sh-.... shenanigans.
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>>1967694
Enjoy that ban, anon
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>>1967612
Open a quick portal between SCHOOL's back parking lot and Wondervon's swampshack.
Get the skeletons to help you and muscles all of the ABANDONED cars Janna dance on the hoods to leave them out for Wondervon to find.

He'll know it's from our part.
He might figure out how to make them work and even do something out of them, or turn them into scrap.

Then go to Janna's and >>1967674

ALSO

JACKIE IS PROBABLY GONNA BE THERE
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>>1967694
Anon, if you leave your email the mods will respond before they ban and you can explain the mix up. You gotta hurry tho, you've only got a few minutes before they notice.
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>>1967694
PRAISE THIS MADMAN, YOU HAVE MY SUPPORT YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD, HAIL TO THOSE THAT CAME BEFORE!
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>>1967694
Bad
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>>1967694
>>1967713
This too. Thank her for being there for Jackie and us too.
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>>1967720
>ywn spray Janna's flat chest with liquid
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>>1967612
Dream that crystal dream we stole from the void between universes.
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>>1967740
support
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>>1967612
>>1967694
Adding on support for Swampy-Skele-Scavenger hunt for Wondervon. >>1967713
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>>1967713
Regardless, our friends, even if they end up being former, will be targets in the future. We want to ensure their ability to defend themselves.

And Janna has the occult spark. Best to help that become a fire.
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>>1967633
suppo.
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>>1967675
Haha
Maybe

>>1967674
>>1967694
>>1967713


>There's a pep in your step
>A light in your heart
>You just killed a guy
>Everything is great

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WRu_-9MBpd4

>You've learned so much about yourself today
>Your feelings
>Your values
>You have your space Mom back
>You whistle a little as your skeletons march in time to the beat of your alighted heart
>Smashing the trash beneath their feet
>Stepping on a heroine addict by accident
>They get on the swingset
>Do a flip off the see-saw
>You see Janna's refurbished Bus
>She's gonna be so hype
>So grateful
>SO fucking happy to see that you've learned your lesso-

>Marco
>M: "Anon?"
>A: "Marco."
>Kill
>J: "Anon!?"
>Janna
>A: "Janna."
>K
>J: "What are you -doing- here?"
>I
>A: "I came."
>L
>A: "To apologize."
>L
>A: "...and say hey."

>They were dancing to Janna's fresh new sound system
>She has a huge spread of snack-o-munch packs
>Pizza Lunchables
>A black and red candelabra
>Ow
>The edge
>She snatched your shit
>Styled with it
>Oh-
>Oh there's like 20 sacks of dry beans in the corner
>Guess she was a -little- sensible
>Still, that doesn't really explain the presence of-
>M: "You? Apologize? Haha, who the heck body snatched you?"
>KILL

What ki-

er

What do?
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>>1967892
"Did you buy soemthing for Jackie? I hope something nice?"
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>>1967892
>"I was a jerk to her and MY GIRLFRIEND Jackie, so I came make up. You know, caring about friends? Then again, maybe you /dont'/, Marco."
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>>1967920
"Is she here? Is Star?"


>Marco
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>>1967892
Oh you motherfucker, you think someone wouldn't see this
>Janna
>A: "Janna."
>K
>J: "What are you -doing- here?"
>I
>A: "I came."
>L
>A: "To apologize."
>L
>A: "...and say hey."
>J
>A:
>K
>J:
>I
Flip off Marco and ignore his existence as we genuinely apologize to Janna, also ask if she has any clothes big enough to fit her newly born witch teacher.
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>>1967892
Use Crucicrush on Marco to shut him up. Tell Janna we're sorry.
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>>1967920
>>1967930
These too.
>>1967938
wit dis
>>1967941
We can make him shit his spine out later, we only know smash setting with that spell at the moment.
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>>1967941
Stop this.
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>>1967892
Wait DID we vote to visit Janna
I just thought we were going to text her or something.
Well whatever.

>>1967892
Just leave
Marco isn't worth our time, and I THOUGHT we agreed to give Janna some space anyway.
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>>1967892

>>1967941
>>1967930
quit your autistic ramblings.

>Get over it chunboyo. You've certainly given him enough shit in exchange.
>Hope you got something nice for Jackie too Janna.
>Ya I have been a grade A cuntsickle Marco.
>Especially to you.
>Im working on dealing with my shit, so. I apologize. *short bow*

>Apologize for losing our shit when we went to hang out.
>Thank her for being our friend.
>Your patience means a lot to me.
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>>1967963
Eh....you know what, this seems better. Show her we really mean by apologizing to Marco of all people in front of her. Seconding this too.
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>>1967892
>>1967892
Hold back urge to kill, address him for a moment. "I came here to talk with my friend to apologize. I fucked up tonight and try to make it up to Janna before I do the same for Jackie. Now kindly piss off for a moment or my skelebros might do something I'm pretty sure I wouldn't regret. I'm the last person who wants that right now." Turn to Janna. " I like the system, sounds awesome."
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>>1967892
>>1967963
This is going to break Anon but I'm supporting this too
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>>1967892
Do, not, threaten Marco.

Janna is allowed to be friends with anybody she wants too.

Including hot boys who look good in skirts.
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>>1967963
>>1967920
Yuh.
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>>1967892
"first, I'm sorry Marco that you will never get a girl because of your terminal case of butt-stuffing. Second, I am here because i need to make up for the fact that i am an insecure prick who can't let anyone get close to me without stabbing them emotionally."
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>>1967995
T H I S

SPECIALLY HOT BOYS WHO LOOK GOOD IN SKIRTS
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>>1967892
>A: "Yer a witch, Janna."
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>>1968025
>>1967995
Fuck off Marco faggots, an apology is all he's getting.
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>>1968022
>>1967892
"Oh, and Janna, You are now Officially a Witch's apprentice"
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>>1968047
If you wanna be.
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Can't wait for the charisma crit fail and the skelebones go wild
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>>1968098
DONT JINX IT DAMNIT, WE ARE TRYING HERE!
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>>1968045
>>1968025>>1967920
Fine, just the apology And Jaxkie stuff then.
No memeing.
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>>1967920
>>1967930
>>1967941
>>1967963
>>1967995
>>1967977
>>1968047

>A: "Janna, can I come in?"
>Ja: "No."
>A: "Ok fine, I'll do this from the door then."
>M: "Should I go?"
>A/Ja: "No."
>A: "First off. I'm sorry."
>Ja: "Sure are."
>Your eye twitches
>A: "Second off. I have good news. I kept good on my promise and got a real life witch to agree to train you."

>SHHRRIIp
>You open a portal to Salem
>Martha looks up from the pool of mud and deer entrails she was bent over
>She's on her knees mumbling
>Still naked
>When she turns toward the sudden light her eyes reflect like a Mountain Lion's
>She's still naked
>SHRRIIIIP
>The portal closes just as the bushes start to move and whisper
>A: "I also got something for you cause...because-"
>Ja: "Because you're a chode."
>A: "FUCK IS YOUR DEAL!?"
>M: "I should go."
>A/Ja: "NO!"
>Muscles grabs Marco around his waifish waist
>Slaps him into a comfy bus-seat
>M: "I really could just go-MMF!"
>Muscles has filled Marco's whole face with a middle finger
>He rubs it
>Slowly
>F O R C E F U L L Y
>Into Marco's chin
>Muscles does not know Marco
>He can however, feel your disdain for him
>He also considers Janna mostly his property/loved one
>Just like you
>So he hates Marco
>At least enough to lightly molest him with fingernails shaped like Khopesh swords
>M: "O-OH gosh. Why do they VIBRATE!?"
>A: "It's a luxury feature."
>Ja: "Anon!"
>You look back to her
>Ja: "Isn't it obvious what my -deal- is!?"
>A: "No!"
>Ja: "You did all that for ME. Got ME cool tricks and powers. Apologize to ME."
>She pokes you in the chest
>Ja: "INSTEAD OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND!"
>She's pushing you outside
>Muscles stretches to keep fucking with Marco
>M: "Wait! Don't go!"
>Ja: "I looked up to you because you were strong."
>Why are you backing up?
>Ja: "Now that's starting to get real difficult since you apparently forgot what the word LOYALTY means."
>You push back
>With your skinny human arm
>A: "You knob sucker! You ADMITTED to wanting to get me from Jackie!"
>Ja: "Well yeah, I WANTED that! There's a difference between what I WANT and what I DO because unlike your crazy ass I have self control! I love my friends more than I want gratification for myself! If I -did- doodle anyone who was married I would at least have the decency to wait for the DIVORCE!"
>You've had it
>M: "Please. No more."
>SQUE-AK!
>Muscles grabs Marco's legs
>Yanks him outside
>WAHP!
>A: "I'm SORRY!"
>You scream at him
>M: "Aw, Anon I know you're going through a lot but that's not nesseca-"
>A: "FUCK YOU!"
>You scream louder
>Ja: "Don't talk to him like that!"
>A: "FUCK YOU TENDERLY!"
>Ja: "Oh, you gonna lash out because somebody gave you the -real- skinny?"
>A: "NO! I'm lashing out because I brought you 30 skeletons and a witch friend and all your care about is what I did wrong! YOU'RE JUST LIKE MY FUCKING DAD!"
>Ja: "CAUSE I'VE GOT BIGGER BALLS THAN YOU!?"
>A: "BECAUSE YOU LIE ABOUT WHAT YOU MEAN HURT ME CONSTANTLY!"

cont
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>>1968157
Jesus this has been a rough day for Anon.

I honestly thought this would be the less stressful apology.
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>>1968157
I don't even know why Anon's thought apologizing to Janna when we hurt jackie was the right thing.

Like... what?
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>It's quiet
>Janna's eyes on her feet
>Marco tries to butt in
>M: "Ano-"
>A: "Shut up."
>You point at him
>A: "I meant what I said and I'm sorry but shut up."
>You turn to go
>Janna's hand grabs yours before you make it
>Ja: "Hey."
>A: "..."
>Ja: "...the tall one's kinna hot."
>Sam points to himself
>In a mixture of surprise and delight
>A: "...I know."
>SHHHHRRRIIIIiP!
>You leave a portal open to the Salem Woods
>A: "Martha's the witch's name."
>Ja: "What?"
>A: "What?"
>Ja: "You're still giving me the Witchy stuff?"
>A: "Well yeah."
>You shrug
>A: "If I give you something it's because I want you to have it. Not to control you..."
>You look to Luna
>The person who taught you about gifts
>She's happy at least
>Proud of you
>You can feel it
>Janna bites her lip
>Ja: "Thanks, dude."
>You look between her and Marco
>A: "Hit me up for the threesome."
>Janna laughs
>Marco's a red lil mexican apple


The air is calm now
You've done what you came here to do

>Time to go home
>Or not

What do?
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>>1968192
Ask her if she can help you make amends with Jackie.

Or not.

Whatever she thinks is best for her.

Cause fuck thinking for yourself, and she knows her best,
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>>1968192
Talk to Marco. Time to set shit straight.
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>>1968192
>call heckapoo
>Ask her the best way to make it up to Jackie
>do that
>show up with that thing
>lay it at her feet and tell her that we are going on another he'll mission and we couldn't go without apologizing and seeing her before we go
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>>1968202
>>1968205
Oh, and obviously confess we always liked his faggot butt of course. Though that would make us a literal faggot.

But I guess that already true after we fucked up with Jackie.
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>>1968208
>>call heckapoo
>>Ask her the best way to make it up to Jackie
Why would Hekapoo know? Janna 's Jackie's friend.

Ask her. And if she wants to help us.
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>>1968192
Find Jackie ASAP, We need to apologize
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>>1968192
Go look for Jackie, apologize to her next.
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>>1968218
Oh, and.

Lend Sam to Janna.
Cause it's not weird if it's one of your risen skeletons.
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>>1968192
>Deep breath.
>Exhale~
>This has been a rough day.
>Nearly over.
>Ask Janna if there's anything you can do to make it up to Jackie, or if you even should be asking Janna what you should do. You know her a lot better.
>Beg, a little bit.
>Tell Marco your sorry about the viscous muscles abuse, he gets calmer.
>I have been taking a lot of shit out on you because I feel like you dropped me as soon as a better friend (star) showed up.
>I am starting to think my own issues clouded my judgement.
>Go find Jackie and apologize you pussy!
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>>1968192
I want to agree with >>1968202 , but I think TPO would work against our intentions, especially considering that last exchange. And while it may not matter cuz he could ask her on his own, I'd rather not have Marco eavesdropping on what Jackie's into... we may be her boyfriend, but I'm pretty sure he's still got a thing for her at this time.

Kind of want to go home and just sleep this day gone, but Janna's got a point... maybe a short trip over to Jackies. Some sappy apology and explanation shit might be in order... standing outside her window with the boombox level. Maybe psychic messege or do something to draw her to the window to look out, then use the skeleton army to make pictures, memes and messeges in bones to her...
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>>1968192
>>1968205
Supporting
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>>1968208
>>1968205
>>1968202
These together, Marco as a resource of information because he more or less stalks her, Janna because she's a friend.
>>1968218
No Marco faggetry, it would also make our mental warfare weaker if it becomes acceptable.
>>1968260
That in summation.
>>1968261
>Sappy messages of love with our army
I love it, lets do this to. Also no Marco.
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>>1968261
>>1968277
>>Sappy messages of love with our army
>I love it, lets do this to. Also no Marco.
No sappy messages. Do not recommend.
Jackie wanted Anon to be grounded.
Doing sappy shit might just come out as Anon showing uff again.
Knock on her door and ask her if you can come in to talk.


Like the responsible murderous adult kid you are. Or try to be or become.
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>>1968303
Huh....yeah that is also a good point, Tom didn't get that far doing shit like that too.
I guess I'll change my vote to just stick to asking Janna, or even if we are allowed to ask Janna what to do.
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>>1968192
We could work out things with Marco. Specifically having him understand why his leaving us was such a betrayal at the time.

And then off to fix things with Jackie
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>>1968192
>>1968202
>>1968208
Get the word from both the ladies. Janna should know more about specifics but hekapoo may know some general "don't fuck up" ideas.
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>>1968375
Can we get information from both ladies AND get the lowdown on Marco. It just seems better to get all the BS out of the way now. Only bad shit's gonna be ahead.
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>>1968394
Why would Marco help us tho? WHY
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>>1968434
Not asking him for help, apologizing.
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>Anon goes to apologize to Jackie.
>Knocks on her house's door.
>He's trying to collect his thought s and figure out how he's gonna come out that he's a faggot in a non-sexual way.

>Jackie's dad opens the door.
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>>1968449
You mean her uncle?
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>>1968470
She calls her uncle 'Daddy'?
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>>1968192
Do take the time to explain we were saying sorry thru word and action to both Janna AND Jackie it's just that saying sorry to Jackie was a bit easier because we had a better idea of what to do for her vrs Jackie because A. She wanted time alone and B. Holy fuck We're bad at people skills.

As for how to go about saying sorry I would say its been what a few hours now or something? Send a text first to Jackie and see if she wants to talk.

OOC: I figure that Jackie is not gonna be impressed with gifts or items and will be more interested in us being real with her. Real with her in the whole letting her get close and stop being a fucking spaz type thing.

Hopefully we don't wind up needing a fucking roll for it because holy fuck that nat 1 fucked us hard.
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>>1968570
I second this
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>>1968192
>>1968202
Anon channot change how he feels.
But he can change his actions to take into considerations others' feelings.

Wether Anon needs to do something to make up doe hia fuck up the only way for he to get better at this relationship shit is by caring about what others think, something he seems to be proud about NOT doing.

Also, checking that fucking mouth of his. He's proud that he doesn't want to lie or be someone other than himself, but that doesn't mean he has to share very single thing that crosses his mind (a hard feat, considering the posting state of the Discord and Thread [me included I'll admit]), specially when they might hurt others.
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>>1968712
Install brain filter?

Or

Learn that listening can sometimes be more effective than speaking?
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The votes...

>Marco time
>Marco resolution time
>Amigo Marco Los Resolution~ hora
4 votes

>Call Hek
3 votes

>Go to Jackie and be the realest you've ever realed
Also 4 votes
A tie

Ya es hora, niños.


>A: "I really do like Jackie."
>Ja: "How much?"
>A: "Enough to be scared of the emotional fallout I cause instead of blocking it out with memes."
>Ja: "Huh. Guess I'm not the only frank one in our buds."
>M: "I'm Frank."
>Ja: "No, you're Marco."
>A: "You're a faggot is what you are."
>M: "I'd be offended if that didn't come out of your mouth so often."
>A: "..."
>You look Marco in the face
>Take a deep
>DEEP
>Breath
>Then lock your mismatched, magic eyes to his stupid
>Trusting
>Autumn brown
>Chocolate shine
>Pureboi eyes
>Fucc
>A: "Are you ready?"
>M: "F-for what?"
>A: "Male emotional intimacy."
>M: "No."
>Ja: "OH SHIT I NEED POPCORN! Big bones! Come make popcorn with me and I'll suck on your metacarpals!"
>Sam dutifully follows
>You're left alone with Marco
>You both immediately fuck up trying to talk
>M: "I know this makes you unco-"
>A: "I'm really uncomfortabel w-"
>M: "Wh-"
>A: "Sorry-"
>M: "Nono, you go ahead."
>A: "Oh ~After you~ M'lady."
>M: "That was -one- time I wore that sailor scout costume and you'll NEVER forget it, will you?"
>A: "How -could- I, dude? You gave your catholic neighbor an actual heart attack."
>M: "Haha, good thing she survived."
>A: "Cause you learned CPR at age 11."
>M: "Well it worked! Saved her old butt, right?"
>A: "It was kinna hot."
>M: "You think everything's hot, you creep."
>A: "I think caring is hot."
>M: "Well I -do- care about a lot of stuff...even you still."
>A: "..."
>M: "Sometimes."

>You now know you have a crush on Marco
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>>1968719
Yes. Maybe. Both.

Doing like Jackie and Listening more and Talking less could help.

When was the last time we listened to Jackie's problems?
Lemme give you a hint.
Never.
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>>1968730
>>1968730

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TE51qQ2Rb8c

>A: "I'm gonna kill you."
>M: "What for this time!?"
>A: "This -has- to end."
>You raise up Muscles
>Who forms into an oddly phallic murder-stick
>M: "Don't do it."
>A: "The things your butt is about to experience would make a STRIP MINE get jealous."
>M: "WHUTAH!"
>Marco just poked your elbow
>A: "Fucking excuse me-"
>KRRRT
>A: "AH!"
>Your arm is limp
>A: "I-"
>Muscles is totally unable to move
>You can hear him screaming
>A: "You DICK!"
>Cruci-crush
>Is what you wanted to do
>Your eyes turned black and everything
>Instead you catch yourself
>M: "What was that?"
>A: "Almost made your defecate your organs."
>M: "Well gee, thanks for no-"
>CRACK!
>You kicked him in the jaw instead
>M: "Is this your idea of APOLOGIZING!?"
>A: "No. It's how I understand the dynamics of human relationships."
>M: "..."
>A: "You should -know- this by now."
>M: "Fair enough."
>Marco rubs his chin
>Grins at you
>M: "You've been working out, haven't you?"
>A: "Been fuckin' yer mom."
>M: "Get new matierial."
>A: "Get a greencard."
>Ja: "Ha!"
>M: "Shutup Janna!"
>A: "I'm gonna go see my girlfriend now."
>M: "...Your uh."
>A: "My arm? Oh no, he's a dude. His name is Muscles."
>M: "Well lemme see him for a second."
>Sam is feeding Janna popcorn next to the bus
>You offer Marco Muscles

>He holds your hand
>SWEATING ALARM BELLS.WEBM
>Crick snap!
>pop
>WHRRR KRACK!

>You have Muscles back
>He sighs
>WHACK!
>Punches Marco
>M: "Ow! Was that your twisted version of a hug?"
>A: "You know good and well I cannot control my reactions to feeling belittled."
>M: "Of course I do. Ever since I replaced your mattress with fresh Nachos so you held a knife to my throat."
>Ja: "Did you LIKE IT!?"
>Janna yells from her seat
>M: "No."
>Ja: "Oof. Big minus for -Marco."
>She scribbles in a little purple book
>A: "Gimme my wallet, Janna."
>She tosses it
>Muscles snaps it up and pockets it
>You slice open the air
>M: "Cya, dude."
>A: "Still a faggot."
>M: "Still totally insensitive to say."
>A: "You didn't say I was wrong."

>You jump through
>To Jackie's house
>Where you are just as sweaty
>Yet willing to press on
>You swallow hard
>A: "I am a messed up little boi-man-monster-god."
>L: "Do your best, darling."
>Luna smooches your cheek
>L: "I'll give you some privacy."
>She poofs
>Leaving a small parcel
>You catch it
>It's a breath mint

>You are in Jackie's Yard
>With 30 skeletons

What do?
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>>1968730
Swear to god I just clicked on this song, I feel that it is really fucking relevant here.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oY9oRaNOsDI
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>>1968737
>Send them away
>Don't be Anon, the guy who travels dimensions
>Don't be Anon, the boy who murders on a whim and wields unparalleled cosmic power
>Don't be Anon, lord of the dead and shaper of flesh
>Just be Anon, a 14 year old boy who's trying to make up with his girlfriend
>Don't acknowledge that for some reason, that last one is way harder than all the others.
>Now knock on the door.
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>>1968737
storm her house
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>>1968730
we were pretty deep in the nile werent we?
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>>1968737
>30 man skell-a-pella
>barbershop quartet our apology
>sing our feelings
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>>1968769
Supporting
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>>1968737
Just.

Knock on the door.
Or Ring the bell.

Like a sensible person.
You're grounded remember?
Ca
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>>1968788
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66UCoCAGS3w
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>>1968730
>You now know you have a crush on Marco
God damnit, this cancer needs to be cut out immediately. At the very least we know where to cut. This shit is getting out of hand.
>>1968769
This.
>>1968788
NO STOP RIGHT THERE, THATS A TOM IDEA, IT WILL JUST FUCK US OVER HARDER! You KNOW we will faill that roll.
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>>1968737
Do THIS
https://youtu.be/S5Y8tFQ01OY
With THIS song
https://youtu.be/yOuJyH_aNaQ
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>>1968818
>>1968803
>>1968788
>Using more memes
>After memeing made Jackie mad to begin with
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>>1968800
>>1968737
Just. Knock on the door Or Ring the bell.

Like a sensible person. You're grounded remember?
Ca

>Ca
*Cause we weren't sensble about Jackie's feelings.

NOT our own.
So start thinking about someone else for once and not how you can make others feel pity for you.

You can start either by saying sorry for what You did. Cero excuses.

OR

You can tell her thank you for once for being there for you when you needed it. cause when hasn't she?
And when have we been there for her?

We can do something fun once we've maked up.

IF WE DO.
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>>1968769
This works! Do eet
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>>1968788
You do understand this is not what she wants right? or What she needs?
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>>1968737
>>1968788
Supporting
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>>1968823
>>1968769
Thank. Oh and do text her to let her know you're outside.

Don't ring or knock.
or do so.

Al three. or only one.
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>>1968737
>>1968823
Supporting
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>>1968737
>knock on door
>wait for jackie to come out
>clear throat
>"Im sorry. Truly"
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>>1968770
>>1968823
changing vote
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>>1968737
Do this.
>>1968769
>Deep breath in.
>Slow exhale.
>You have won many battles tonight. Be proud young warrior.
>What stands before is likely your greatest challenge yet.
>The war is not over.
>Your will has carried you far.
>Let it take you further.


>I guess...
>I should not have let you go.
>I was afraid. of a lot of things, myself, you, the world, fate...
>You were there for me when I needed you, and when you needed me to be there for you I failed you. Im sorry. I want to make it better.
>Can we just... talk. About anything, no lies, no bullshit, no edge lording it up. Anything you want to know I will tell you.
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>>1968855
>You have won many battles tonight. Be proud young warrior.
>What stands before is likely your greatest challenge yet.
>>Can we just... talk. About anything, no lies, no bullshit, no edge lording it up. Anything you want to know I will tell you.
See?
That's the problem.

You're still making this about Anon. About yourself.
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>>1968871
Agreed.

It was supposed to be more encouragement/Hang in there.
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>>1968737
Sticking by the initial keikaku. Support >>1968788
don't freak out, normal-sincere peoples. you're still ahead by a margin of 5 or so.
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>>1968788
Not worked for Tom. So no.

Not gonna work For Anon.

This iaint what JAckie wants.
I think. Maybe she wants this AS WELL
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>>1968887
Also maybe try and chill a little bit?
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>>1968737
>Oh the dreams Janna will have... Marco and Anon too
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>>1968788
NO

>>1968769
Yes, but we don't need to send them away, just don't involve them.

Let's be honest, we want to be able to defend ourself is the military suddenly comes in out of nowhere.
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>>1968992
She did literally cuck herself when she saw them emotioning...
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>>1968769
support
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>>1968769
I support the fuck outta this
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>>1968769
Good. Though i dont see the reson to send the skeletons away.
We sorr of need to keep our guard up even now.
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>The votes are clear
>You know you're way out of your depth
>You know this is the hardest thing for you to do
>To stand there
>Just stand
>You clench you fist
>Then start to walk for her door
>You look up at her window
>You could fly to it
>There's a light on inside
>You don't want to
>You're petrified of staying on the ground
>Where the world is
>Where the people who hurt you live
>You don't care
>Jackie's followed you to outerspace
>You're strong enough
>Brave enough
>To dive down to the deeps
>To walk the earth
>With her
>You are Anonymous
>Knock
>Knock
>Kn-

>J: "Anon?"
>You turn
>She's behind you
>In her classic gear
>with a little mix of her armor as her knee pads
>Her workouts show now
>Because she's in her original shorts
>Her hair blazes in the moonlight
>It's white fire
>When her eyes lock on to yours you feel 2 feet tall
>All your words melt
>Your pretenses fade
>Suddenly it's easier
>To be you
>Jackie looks around
>The Skeletons aren't in sight
>You dismissed them for a time
>...they are all hiding in her tree
>All of them
>Poorly yet effectively

>"Go on then, proposition her father."
>"You've got at least -one- cow big enough for a trade."
>"She's a bit old."
>"Quiet. Master's in prime marrying age."
>"Silence, Heathens!"

>A: "Jackie."
>She gets off her skateboard
>A: "I thought you'd be home."
>J: "I thought you'd be flying off somewhere to kill something."
>You smirk
>She's serious
>That's fair
>You grimace
>Then find your nerve
>You stand up
>Then realize how crazy your outfit still is
>You exhale
>Pull off your awesome, but dressy Jacket
>Leaving your slick shirt but...a much more humble appearance
>It's quiet outside
>J: "What are you gonna do, Anon?"
>She hasn't let her eyes waver for a moment
>This girl
>She's so small
>Really
>In comparison to what she stands in front of
>Not you persay
>...but the world she's aware about now
>She hasn't forgotten it
>You know it
>Otherwise that shark armor wouldn't be her elbow, shin and knee guards
>Otherwise her piercings would weigh more
>Otherwise she'd think you were just some spazz
>She doesn't
>Yet still
>She isn't afraid
>A: "...I want to be like you."
>J: "What?"
>You step closer to her
>A: "You...terrify me. Jackie."

cont
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>>1969143

>She's stunned
>J: "I-...me?"
>She's confused
>She isn't angry
>Press on
>You improvise
>It's hard, using words you entirely mean
>A: "People...have hurt me. A lot of people."
>J: "..."
>A: "No vague shit either."
>Tears well up on your face
>You swallow them down
>A: "My mom's super fucked up. She watched my dad beat me to near death since I was 5."
>You hiccup
>A: "My Dad's a fucking monster and sometimes..."
>You force it to stop
>A: "I act just like him."
>You shake away the hate you feel in your gut
>You step away
>A: "I get confused because...because all I know about caring for someone is hurting people who hurt them. Because all I've ever known is that. Pain."
>You rub the back of your head
>Fight off the sound of Sleigh bells in your head

>A: "I do know this."
>You open your hands
>You don't close your eyes
>You need to see her
>To have her see you
>A: "I don't need you...but I know I care about you. More than anything."
>You're shaking
>You think you might cry
>You can't feel fear
>So what is this?
>A: "You've never hurt me, and no matter how hard it is I want to be strong like you. To learn how to care -right-...because I never want, and never wanted to hurt you."
>You deflate
>Heavy words build in your chest
>You can't feel fear
>So what is this?

cont
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>>1969147
>>1969147

>A: "I don't want to just say I'm sorry because people have said too many things to me and not changed. Sorry isn't an action it's just that. Words. I can -do- words."
>You clench your fingers
>A: "I almost never mean them..."
>J: "What about the hurtful ones?"
>A: "...those are just cause I'm scared too."
>J: "Are you ever gonna push me away like that again?"
>A: "...maybe."
>J: "Do you think that's what a relationship is?"
>A: "No."
>Jackie doesn't say anything
>You want to look at her
>You force yourself to glance at her eyes
>You feel small
>Then you shake
>You MAKE yourself look at her
>A: "...but I know you."
>J: "..."
>A: "So I know you're worth every moment of becoming a better person. Of learning what giving a shit actually means."
>...
>Jackie drops her helmet
>She runs to you
>Grabs your face
>J: "You're a mess."
>You start to cry
>You're smiling
>A: "Can I be -your- mess?"
>You kiss
>Fully
>Finally
>In tears and smiles
>With drifting hands
>This is the most impulsive Jackie has ever been
>This is the most vulnerable you've ever been
>It's together
>It's tender
>It's perfe-

>???: "AHEM!"
>It's her dad
>???: "I take it this is Anon, Honey?"
>J: "Hey Dad."
>???: "Get inside, sweet P."
>Jackie doesn't leave your arms right away
>She slides out
>holds your hand
>She makes the cellphone signal to you and mouths "call me"
>Then wipes her tears and spit off of her face
>Her dad is a hulk of blonde blue collar man
>Who watches her enter his home with a stern visage that would crack Mt. Rushmoore itself
>Then he turns his gaze to you
>He exhales hot steam
>JD: "Friday."
>A: "Friday?"
>JD: "Yer comin' to dinner. Our house."
>A: "I am?"
>JD: "Bring an appetite."
>He heads inside
>JD: "...and your parents."

SLAM!

>A: "Bwuh."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rP2MDtWu5t0

>It rains skeletons from Jackie's tree
>The skeltals
>All of them
>They're clapping
>Singing
>Praising
>How did they learn Negro spirituals?
>Oh God
>They're carrying you
>Your heart is a blazing ball of gold
>Luna appears
>Conducts them
>As you're carried home
>In the moonlight
>The Conquering king
>The messed up man
>The Cornball Killer
>The winner
>The boi
>Anonymous

No what do.

How celebrate?
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>>1969155
>>1969155
Set up sentries and don our best armor before going to bed.

No way in hell we won't be attacked in our sleep considering everything has gone well up to this point.
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>>1969155
We should go home and check up on biomom.
Last time we saw her, she was in a bad place.
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>>1969155
How celebrate?
Two Words:
Ice Cream
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>>1969165
Still want to hash things fully with Marco instead of just physically putting our animosities away
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>>1969155
I wanna do something.
But big boy has had a long day.
He needs some rest.
>Head home a take a long fucking rest
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>>1969155
>>1969168
>>1969172
Ice cream first, then bring a sundae or three back home. If Anon remembers her favorite flavor go grab one of those and a few staples.
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>>1969155
>Knock on that door and tell her father that you're parents can't come because they are abusive, terrible people, but your adopted mother will attend and what should we bring?
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>>1969143
>Dat skeleton peanut gallery
pure. gold.
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>>1969155
Yissss thats moi boi get some fucking strawberry sundaes with hot fudge hit up your boi alaster and spread the happy fucking feels because ahah your not alone and then panick as you realize the dad of your lover just asked you to dinner, with your parents, YOUR. PARENTS.
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>>1969155
>"... and your parents."
Geh.

>What Do?
Long Rest. With that Dream Crystal.
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>>1969194
I'm sure we can give luna a temp meat puppet body and just say our dad isn't with us anymore(technically true). Boom, a responsible parent to come with us to dinner with the gf's folks.
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>>1969155
on second thought, backing >>1969227
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>>1969155
>>1969227
Sounds pleasant.
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>>1969155
>Get some ice cream
>Waltz through the night like a Disney character.
>Feel good.
>You have friends.
>You have a girlfriend.
>You have a parent who loves you.

>Remember how you felt in that graveyard.
>Remember how many issues you still have left.
>This was so fucking worth IT.
>You are Anon.
>Conquer yourself.
>Then the universe.

>Go home
>See if Biomom is alive.
>If not you can fix it.
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>>1969227
>supporting
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>>1969238
Oh yeah.

Bring Luna.

and...

Do you have a dad? Even close to one?
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>You are on cloud 9
>Rolling on the supportive hands of dancing skeletons
>You can feel their minds
>Rolling with happiness
>Just like yours
>When they look at you
>They a glorious sunlight
>A ray of happiness that destroyed their endless dark
>Some of them see god
>You don't care what they see
>All you know is you hear their voices
>"You did it, Master!"
>"Oh, you're so lucky!"
>"She's the lucky one! Her father best have a fine dowry!"
>"Shut yer cellar door, Glen! Always were a gold digger!"
>"An you're a couqish Suckup! Nothing's changed."
>"Guess getting skinned didn't help you get yer hide any thicker did it, Gregory?"
>"MAster! MAster!"
>"MASTER! MASTER!"
>You throw up your deuces
>A: "Go, My Minions!"
>"To where, my lord?"
>"Do we TAKE JERUSALEM!?"
>A: "Maybe later! FOR NOW WE GET ICE CREAM!"
>"ICE! CREAM! ICE! CREAM!"
>"What's ice cream?"
>L: "Frozen milk."
>"FROZEN MILK! FROZEN MILK!"
>A: "HAha! It sounds so gross when idiots describe it!"
>You are one hell of a sight at the Freezy Burn
>All of you lined up
>Skeltals mashing dairy frosts in their teeth
>The crowd mashed against the windows
>Screaming
>You dancing to the tune in your heart
>A: "Aw, shucks people! Don't be like that! If I can be honest with my feelings to the girl I like, you can handle some skeelybones!"
>A little girl screams
>A: "Your pain is meaningless! Overcome it and blossom!"
>Her mom tells you you're a monster
>A: "At least I'm not a jew."
>You wink to the small girl
>Then head home
>With all your boys
>In line
>Up your hill
>Past your park
>Up to your door
>On your own two feet!
>You open it with a smile
>A: "Mom! I'm home and MAN do I feel like hugging y-"
>Which is when you nearly fall into the 10 foot crater
>Because the floor isn't there
>The walls past the front of the house isn't there
>Everything past the door
>Everything
>Is gone


cont
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>>1969227
Support
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>>1969303
>>1969303

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3Rqx14kkpK0

>No
>A: "MOM!?"
>You try to look for her
>There's no rooms
>No stairs
>No fucking walls
>The basement's gone
>The roof
>Where the goddamn ROOF!?
>No cinders
>Couldn't have been a fire
>You panic
>You jump into the wooden wreckage
>You and the skeletons rip it apart
>No body
>She's gone
>A: "Where is she..."
>Your gut is a pit
>Deeper than any other
>When you start to spiral is when the spotlight hits you
>Not the metaphorical one you were just basking in
>No
>A real one
>It blinds you for a moment
>It also makes you look up
>Where you see
>Sitting at the top of a shape
>So tall
>So dark
>It blends in with the inky darkness between the stars
>A tiny figure
>Seated at the impossibly far off head of a behemoth
>Wielding the trunk of what can only be a Canadian Redwood
>Wearing a singular piece of wrought iron
>Symbols run up it's side
>"The SS Majestic"
>A freight vessel
>It's wearing
>A dick-nipple liquid shitting
>Freight vessel
>You a hear voice
>Coming from some sort of speaker system
>Mounted on the boat
>You see the shapes of hundreds of flying things
>They dart in and out of the spotlight
>Cackling
>Hissing
>The giant heaves like a forgotten steam engie
>The steel groans
>L: "Ah! You showed up."
>It's a grating voice
>Dry
>Cruel
>Mocking
>A familiar voice
>L: "I was wondering why I didn't hear any SCREAMS."

>Ludo

SESSION END!

NEXT SESSION MONDAY! 5:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

>It's the age of a new Anonymous
>A new dawn for his humanity
>For his kindness
>His gentleness
>Perhaps...the age of his undoing
>For it is now the age of GIANTS

bless
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>>1969305
WE ARE GETTING STAR INVOLVED IN THIS SHIT

FUCK FIGHTING AN ARMY ALONE
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>>1969305
>Well look who grew some balls. Took you long enough. You dumb crow.
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>>1969305
MASSACRE WAVE + DARK STAR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZZPfO88-Xzw
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>>1969305
>we can see him
>he's within scissor range
ggnore
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>>1969524
>>1969524
True beauty

Just like this

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fBYqs2OF3Og&feature=youtu.be

Until next time, friends

stay blesst
love quest
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mZtmsfAZIsc

SESSION START!

>50 stories tall
>Untold weight
>Skin the color of soot covered metal
>A scent of gasoline
>Musk
>Sea water
>Feet alone that tower over the nearby fences
>A trench, deep as a small river coils behind it
>Your backyard neighbor's house is a mounded pile of splinters and flattened drywall
>You can see a hand
>Broken clean from it's arm
>Slowly seeping it's residual fluids onto the grass covered in warped metal pipes and still sparking wires
>Where your house was?
>A pit
>Bits of your old home's corpse dangle from the end of a monumental tree-trunk
>Held in the grip of the beast
>The end almost touches the ground
>You can see your bedroom door twist and dangle from a sharpened root
>Somewhere, in the impossibly distant heights of the night sky you know Ludo is up there
>Gloating
>Because he has a loud speaker
>Which he is using to gloat

>Lu: "The law of Strength dictates that I give you a fighting chance."
>Your breath is asbestos in your chest
>Lu: "It also says that there's no such thing as a fair fight."
>Ludo doesn't chuckle
>You do however hear the raucous chuckling of his flying minions
>Their forms inscrutable behind the glaring lights
>Old search floods that mount at the top of the freight tanker which adorns your colossal opponent
>Like a breastplate, dripping with ocean grime and coated in parasitic crustaceans
>You know your mother wasn't in the house
>You know you might need to simply escape
>What you don't know
>Is how
>A: "How did you find me!"
>Lu: "The massacres. The commotion with the cultists. The ambient magic you just EFFUSE into the air. You're not hard to find."
>A: "Tom was supposed to take your scissors, dickhead! Now you're telling me I gotta deal with Renegger -and- you?"
>Lu: "The demon prince and I worked out a deal. That's what they -do- you know. Deals. I'm here tying up a loose end. Making sure when I get what's mine YOU won't be here to spoil it."
>The giant raises it's right leg
>Neighborhood dribbles off it's heel as the air is pulled from around you
>Lu: "Farewell, Anonymous."
>When the foot comes down
>It doesn't just sail through the air
>It halts
>Presses onto nothing
>A: "No..."
>Luna's already emerged from her crystal home
>L: "We need to run, Anonymous."
>A: "I cant. He'll smash everyone here. I need to smash him first."
>You prep Cruci-crush
>Your mind strains from the sheer size of the beast
>However
>As that foot pushing on thin air ripples it's force up the calf
>Through the thigh
>Into the boat-shielded buttock of the giant
>You see the impossible
>It's other foot raises
>The giant
>Casts Star Walk

>Lu: "AAAHAHAHAHAHA!"

>THE GIANT TAKES TWO STEPS INTO THE AIR
>RAISES THE TREE, CASCADING THE CLOUDS ABOVE FROM THE MOON'S PATH
>YOU CAN SEE IT'S FACE
>IT'S LANDMARK OF A FACE
>AS IT'S EYES SEAR WITH STARLIGHT
>IT'S WEIGHT RETURNS
>IT IS COMING FOR YOU FROM ABOVE

>ANONYMOUS
>WHAT
>DO!?
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>>1974858
Cast Star Walk on ourselves, and try and rip a hole big enough for giant boy to fall into, such as a star.
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>>1974858
>Take Luna's advice
>use the forbidden McMoot Secret Technique
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xhhMP1W7hZg
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>>1974858
Scissor dodge to the farthest point within visible range.
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>>1974858
>scissors portal into close combat
>unleash skeleton minions
>pisonically summon Janna to get to marco and star to evac the town
>close portal and kite the giant away to an unpopualted area
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>>1974858
What supremely weird creature.
>>1974873
Not happening.

>Scissor to the Diaz house, you need backup. Magic back up.

>Also send a mass text letting people know whats up.
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>>1974881
Fuck y plan, this is way better.

So long as close combat is, near Ludo.

Oh, and also.

>Luna what can you tell me about Giants?
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>>1974883
This works, roll call for the monster mashing.
Also before I forget.
>>1974858
FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKING LUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUDDDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
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>>1974883
>>1974892
Scissors open a portal to a random location if used in combat to a place that isn't in line if sight.
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>>1974898
fudge muffins.
give Ludo the gift of skeletons then.
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>>1974901
Then scissor to the farthest away from the town you can see.
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>>1974858
>Dispell the zombies
>Cast Starwalk and start flying
>Contact Star and tell her to Help Us
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>>1974858
Scissor unto thetop of the Giant's head along with skellies.

Cast Dark Star Inside it's own mouth.
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>>1974858
So this is a long shot but i think if we get to the dump where we fought the trash man we can res him and have him form a trash mech to help fight ludo
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>>1974858
>get backup from whomever
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WAIT, new idea.
>>1974858
Lets Star Walk the giant for as long as we can and have Mom call everyone we know with a pair of scissors, and everyone we know that can help us kill shit. Have someone pull us through a portal while still being in line of sight, then have someone else shoot the giant while he's zero geed off the ground, in a direction that doesn't leave it directly on top of the town.
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>>1974858
>>1974878
Well, if we're not gonna listen to Mommy's instinctual advice,
>take an instagram selfie of us and the giant
>post it so everyone can see we kinda need help
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>>1974908
D O

I T

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zxMHnDLlkmA
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>>1974908
My idea was stupid and i support this instead
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>>1974858
Only send skellies if you have time, otherwise just get yourself out.
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>>1974858
MOVE we need to make some distance.
We either go for the king, or get the fuck out.
But for now, RUN.
Trying to take out the giant is pointless.
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>>1974908
>>1974858
Support
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>>1974908
This is an insanely stupid plan because it doesnt explain how to survive the giant hitting the ground.
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>>1974966

Starwalk?
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>>1974969
That at least, is A plan.
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>>1974908
>>1974858
Support
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>Your mind races
>You fumble
>Scramble for phone
>A: "Wha- WHAT!?"
>Luna dives into your pocket
>You start flying
>Floating at least
>The tree is coming
>Faster
>Heavier
>It's like watching a plane crash
>Is this how Slavanon felt?
>No
>No wait he died with Sunflower seeds in his mouth
>He died with dignity
>A: "FUCK!"
>You're not going to make it
>You reach for your scissors
>Luna passes them to you
>You get an idea
>You DIVE!
>SHHHRRRRIIIIIIIP!
>A portal
>right to the top of the giant's head
>You emerge!
>Tumbling across the makeshift decks and planks and metal plating
>When you come to stop
>You look up
>Just in time to see a familar face
>BF: "Hallo, Leetle Half-Man."
>A: "Hello entire asshole."
>KRAKA-

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NnIZUAvaPxI
>The Giant lands
>You
>Buff Frog
>Everyone's sent careening
>You find yourself caught
>In bony hands
>You look up
>"Are youah Alright?"
>"We got yah Master."
>"Can we get more ice cream?"
>A: "Thanks, bois."
>You've stabilized
>You survey the decks at the top of this giant's shoulders
>Rigging of makeshift wires lead to the flood lights
>You can hear the flying monsters overhead swooping and cawing
>You see main deck that you're standing on
>A door to the interior of the ship
>A staircase
>Leading up the back of the monster's head
>BF: "Soh you've come up here to even deh fight, yes?"
>Buff Frog cracks his neck
>A: "Naw."
>BF: "Then why did y-"
>WHACK!
>Skelepunched
>A: "GET EM!"

>If X was gonna give it to ya
>and X was calcium
>That's the chaos you unleash
>Your horde of boney bois
>All rushing Buff Frog at once
>It's beautiful
>Majestic even

>14,10,19,16,7,16,8,17,20,16,16,5,5,10,3,11,7,18,18,4,5,7,18,1,6,10,3,5,17,14

>7 hits

>BUFF FROG HAS TAKEN 28 DAMAGE
>A: "In the words of my people!"
>You unfurl your cloak
>A: "Eat a DIIIIiiick!"
>Then take back off

>You're in the air
>Safe
>ish
>The flying monsters are moving for your skelmans
>Some for you
>One is a cyclopian Manta-ray
>It draws a silver weapon with it's prehensile tentacles
>M: "HEHEHEH!"

>Your phone is going off
>A: "The fu-"
>CALL FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS<

>Oh FUCK
>Your FEELINGS TALK
>It's still habbening

What do?
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>>1975021
>Cast Dark-Star into the middle of the fray
>do as much damage to the rigging and monsters as we can
>fucking dodge the raygun
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>>1975030
>ignore the phone call
>pisonically call Janna and fill her in with evac plans and to tell Jackie to run
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>>1975021
>Ask mom to take the call for us pretty please we love her we love Jackie kay thanks bye
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I'm assuming Jackie heard the explosion andnrightgully assumes we are in trouble. If we don't respond she will come running and she 100% needs to run away. Janna can hear our mind and she can keep Jackie from.doing a dumb thing..also they can summon Marco and Star
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>>1975021
Keep running.

>Ask Luna to hold phone for us.

>Hello sweetie (trying out pet names) Whats up?

>Oh yeah, the towns being attacked by a kaiju, you should get everyone you can and evacuate.

>Can you see the diaz place from here? If so scissor there and get stars help.

>if you see any MiB agents ask them if they can deal with evac or the giant.
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>>1975042
>>1975045
>>1975047
Seconding a combination of all three. Luna holds the phone as we fight, tell her to get Marco and Star, evacuate or find a nuke.
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>>1975047
>>1975054
This works.

Also since were asking Luna to do this, give her a CHASTE kiss on the cheek and say "Thank you mom"
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>>1975021
Let Luna take the Call


Flying beings bones are brittle and easily crushed (most of the time).

Cast Dark Star at the Flying Monsters and allow the Singularity to deal with them.

Press the attack against Buff Frog with the skeleton boys.
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>>1975047
Luna needs to get them to alert Star

We need to hold the monster in place long enough to get Star involved. Star could at least handle the army or the giant.

Marco, Jackie, and Janna can get the MIB involved and get the evac started.
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>>1975047
>>1975021
yeah lets get Star involved, this is pretty bad
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>>1975074
"I hope you creepy government spooks have tapped my phone, because shits getting real, real fast."
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>>1975021
Also Tell BF we can have an honor duel when its less likely to get interrupted.
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>>1975021
Give the phone to Momma, let her talk.
Use CC on those on our tail, their flight isn't magic so it should work.
Wait to use Dark Star.
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>>1975021
>>1975047
>>1975059
Supporting
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>>1975047
Supportin
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>>1975021
>>1975098
>supporting as well
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>>1974966
Anon our is a magical glider, plus we can levitate, getting down was never an issue.
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>>1975021
Supporting >>1975047
Yeah, shits pretty bad. I don't think we're gonna be able to 1-man this, we need some backup. We need some AOE or something to handle the crowd while we try to regroup and relay instructions. Jackie and Janna (if she's still willing to help... :/ ) along with Star would be a good start. Any chance of UniBro still being around? I think we need our team here with us more than dealing with the civilians...

As for evac, if the giant monster smashing people isn't enough to set off alerts for evac, perhaps something big enough to grab the attention of the authorities who normally handle such issues? Or just contacting them directly via BioMom Boyfriend?
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>>1975021
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>>1975047
>>1975097

>You have to flip around in the air
>Psionically ask Luna to hold your phone for a moment
>As you flick the accept call
>A: "Thanks, Mom."
>You feel a feather tickle in the back of your brain stem when you show that little bit of affection

>Just in time to wake you up to the silver sword slashing by your exposed bose
>A: "WAH!?"
>J: "Impersonating Waluigi to yourself again?"
>Says your phone
>Jackie sounds sleepy
>Comfortable
>Literally in the oppositie position you find yourself in
>A: "Hey! Uh...sweetie?"
>J: "Was that a pet name? Haha"
>A: "It was an attempt."
>J: "Well let's not go with Sweetie."
>A: "Well- AH! What -would- you like me to call you?"
>J: "Well I like to call you, Babe."
>A: "Why?"
>J: "Cause you are one."
>This is not the time for cute flirting
>THis is NOT the ti-
>A hornet as big as a bike just missed you with it's stinger
>You keep dodging
>Minding the area around you
>A feathered thing with one wing swoops you

>It crits
>A: "YAAAAHH!"

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 18 DAMAGE
>You new shirt
>It's sliced from the bottom to the nape of your neck with talon mark that seep hot blood down your shoulders
>A: "FUCK!"
>J: "Oh come on, babe isn't THAT bad is it?"
>A: "Jackie. We're under attack."
>J: "Is this about the jews again? You really need to chill about that."
>A: "No! No for once the alien race taking our homes safety and lives away is VERY UNIRONIC!"

>Your skeletons are fighting off the dive bombers as best they can

7,15,6,16,3,19,1,3,18,17,9,8,4,16,9,4,19,9,2,2,19,15,20,9,12,14,2,19,5,12
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>>1975203
>>1975203

>11 of them
>Are carried off into the air
>They scream
>Claw
>Kick
>Then they're dropped
>Dashed down into the near infinite fall below

>A: "Muh Bois..."
>J: "I'm getting my armor on."
>A: "No! There's too many! You need to get with Janna. Get as many peeps out of town as you can!"
>J: "What about you? You said you weren't fighting this war by yourself anymore!"
>A: "I'm not gonna fight em."

>Your WILL has return to +6
>You raise your hand
>Summoning a black flickering star above you
>It succs
>HARD

Rollan for nearby flyers

1,13,11,20,2,6,4,2,14,4,16,2,6,10,1,6,1,9,4,9

>SHRRRRIIIIAUVUUUFFF
>They scream
>They sing
>Some even pray as they're taken
>Then the death ball
>Erupts

>BABRABOOM!
>A: "I'm gonna kick his ass."

>All but 2 are now bloody mist
>You see the giant
>Now lifting it's hand
>To SMASH the skeltal mob still cavorting on it's back

>It crits
>For 60 total

>THE BONE BOIS ARE MASHED
>CRASHED
>SLAMMED
>Into a single palm
>The giant pulls it's hand in front of it's face
>Examining the squirming mess of calcium
>Out pops Buff Frog
>Gasping as if he were drowing
>BF: "Bevorta! Gesisg Sie Volkenesh!"
>He points up
>At you
>The giant turns
>The floodlights zero in
>A: "...Secret technique!"
>You run again
>SKRRRIIIP!
>To the nearest visible safe spot
>Marco's House

>You're outside

What do?
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>>1975205
>Yell at Marco to get his magic cunt and also Star out here to help us or we'll fuckin deport his ass to deep space
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>>1975205
>Scream for Star
>Tell her a monster Named Ludo brought a Giant
>Tell Marco do go sound the alarm for Evac
>Star, armor up and come with us
>Open Portal Back to Giant
>Cast Dark Stars while Star does her thing
>Hunt for Ludo to do a snatch and Grab
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>>1975205
THROW ANOTHER CAR
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>>1975205
>Run in, ignore Marco's parents
>Bust into Star's room
>"Ludo is here yo, and he has a fucking giant and ugly bat things, shit is fucked!"
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>>1975205
>Fly up to her weird tower addition and knock on her window.
>Ludo brought a giant to town. I need your help.

>Star I have a plan.

>explain

>Massacre wave + (Darkstar OR one with nothing)

>Have star, or Marco scissor open portals in front of your death beam leading to the giant and minions.
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>>1975205
>>1975229
By that I mean we throw on at their house, not at the giant.
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>>1975205
>>1975229
>>1975261
Autism no stop.

>>1975205

>Jackie. Your right I promised I would not do this alone anymore, and I am not. I am going to ask Star, and Alabaster, probably some other people for help.

>I want your help I really do, but...

>I have scissors, thats the only reason I am still alive right now.

>I dont know if I have anything that can actually end this thing. Im gonna try some things.

>If you have any Ideas please tell me.
>Other than that
>I want you to get as many people to safety as you can.
>If there are any of those weird government agents dressed like dogs skulking about they might be able to help you. Or help me.
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>>1975205
>>1975229
Supporting
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>>1975205
Dont throw a car you will hit star, and marco, and his parents.
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>>1975340
We got it in the first time without problems
THROW THE CAR
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>>1975383
Don't throw the car!
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>>1975388
Throw Car is the only fitting choice
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>>1975205
Can muscles even lift a car?
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>>1975400
How do you think we even threw that first car into their room in the first place?
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>>1975406
No idea.
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>>1975205
Supporting >>1975259 .

OR IF DOOR IS LOCKED...

Starwalk up to Marco's bedroom and get his attention, or just crash through. Ludo, giant monster, wrecking the town. Need their help.
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>You rush to the front door
>Dodge that one cactus who always grows it's arm out into the walkway
>WAMAWAMWAMAMW
>A: "MARCO! GET WOKE YOU FUCK!"
>You hear no motion from inside the house
>Then again you only waited like three seconds
>A: "Fuck this."
>You take off up to the window of that freaky tower thing that juts out of Marco's roof
>Who does this?
>This isn't decor
>This ain't Feung Schway
>You grab your phone to your ear
>A: "I'm getting backup."
>J: "Who?"
>A: "Star. Maybe Marco. My unicorn bud. The Mob. Anybody that I know can put up a serious amount of muscle."
>J: "...what -can- I do?"
>A: "Live through this."
>J: "Anon."
>A: "Go get Janna. She needs you."
>J: "..."
>A: "I need you."
>J: "No mercy, babe. Promise."
>A: "I promise."
>Beep

>You throw open the window
>In time to see a gang of green lights turn toward you in the dark
>You see Star
>Ashleep
>Like a log
>Surrounded by humanoids in blackened Skin-tight suits
>Some have instruments in their hands
>Others have communication devices
>When they see you their radios blare from inside their face-masks
>One is slowly moving his hand toward his waist

What do?
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>>1975423
>fucking toss her and the bed outside, see if that wakes her
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>>1975423
>Quietly tell the MIB we have bigger problems right now. STAR is harmless. TELL them to get the big guns and get ready for a Kaiju sized hostile incursion.

>wait for them to bug out

>gently wake Star and then tell her it's battle time
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>>1975423
>Oi you fucks! more pressing concerns than a 14 year old girl right now. Monster army, city blocks in ruins, fucking get with it!
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>>1975423
Cursi-crush his hand.

Jump at Star and Cast Inversion on yourself and Star.

SCREAM HER AWAKE

>>1975433
Like we even know how to contact the MIB.
Believe me, they can figure out how to ambush us they can notice a massive, fucking giant in the middle of the town.
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>>1975423
Pretend the guys and suits aren't there, and throw Star out the window. She sleeps like a damn rock and we need her away and ready for a fight as soon as possible.
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>>1975443
THE MIB ARE HERE RIGHT NOW SCANNING STAR U DUMMY
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>>1975446
Humanoids do not exactly mean humans.
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>>1975423
....Now....normally....I would totally for.....whatever this is. But, if one of you pissants would kindly look out the fucking window. You would see something really alarming. I wont say that you hear if you can clear out in the next five seconds and start evacuating the town, which means you chucklefucks can try again next week. But if you want to do this the hard way, I can just give her bedroom a new paintjob, or wake her up with you fuckers shoulder deep on my fist. He can shapeshift too, you guys will go down in the books as looking like the worlds largest, blackest, bitchiest bunch of sock puppets on one mans hand. And I see you limpdick, put it down.
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>>1975423
>Time! Point at the guy who thinks hes being sneaky.

>Deep breath*

>"I need your help." (throw them for a loop)

>The towns being pancaked by a giant. Unless this is part of your plan to get rid of it, you need to start evacuating, or getting your hands on some cruise missiles.

>I will not win, probably not even survive on my own, I need stars help.
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>>1975450
Also, those are only Mooks, they do not call the shots.
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>>1975451
>I wont say that you hear if you
you were here*
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>>1975423
Can you guys call me later? Im trying to find out what I want to do with my life, and my only profitable skill is magical death.

If you've got like, a recruiters pamphlet or something that would be great.
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>>1975466
This too, spy shit would look good on us.
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>>1975423
"There is a Giant attacking this town right now being controlled by a tiny bird with a napoleon and an army behind him, get as much people as you know as possible cause otherwise this place is just gonna be a crater!"
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>>1975453
Supportan
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>>1975423
>>1975443
WE CANNOT LEAVE WITHOUT THE BIMBO'S MAGICAL VIBRATOR

WHERE'S STAR'S FUCKING WAND
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>>1975423
>"HURRY UP AND DRONE STRIKE THAT FUCKING GIANT THAT'S DESTROYING CITY BLOCKS YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES!"
>Extendo arm slap Star across the face
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>>1975530
Scratch that slap, make it a mind scream.
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>>1975538
Mind Scream disables other's magic.

I don't think we should Impair Star's magic abilities.
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>>1975562
Good point, dont scream at her.
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>A: "What FUCK is this!?"
>You practically scream
>The agents jump and raise their hands to supplicate
>A1: "This is a covert recon mission! What are you doing here!?"
>He whispers harshly
>You point to Star
>A: "She sleeps like the dead when I'm on an off-day. You cunts leave attempted kidnapping and just move on to diddling kids?"
>Another agent inervenes
>He sounds older
>A2: "No one is being molested in any fashion. To do so would be a war crime."
>A: "You wanna see a war crime?"
>A2: "What kind of question is tha-"
>A3: "Well I've always sorta wanted to-"
>A2: "Masters if you finish that sentence I swear you'll be dropped in the re-organizer and won't come out until you are soup. Understand?"
>You point again
>Out the window
>To what seems at first like a distant tower
>You see the older agent adjust his night-vision lenses


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yRh-dzrI4Z4

>What he sees makes him slowly cringe into his suit
>The giant
>Sprinting
>Through the air itself
>It's hair billowing like storm clouds
>It's eyes burning like comets
>A3: "WE HAVE A CODE 17 I REPEAT CODE 17! COMMENCE EVAC!"
>He punches several buttons on his waist
>The wind outside is building
>Your phone screams
>A3: "Media blackout commencing."
>He looks at you
>A3: "Hope you're ready for the next 9/11."
>A: "Wh-"
>A3: "God I hope they pick a better cover story for this one."
>He fires his repel cord into the cieling
>Launches himself up
>With the rest of them
>They enter the night air through the nearby windows
>Their suits turn into self-propelled flying capes
>A: "That...that is unfairly cool."
>S: "Huh?"
>A: "FUCKFACE!"
>S: "Das mean, Mrs. Diaz take your meds..."
>A: "Wake up!"
>S: "Marco I already watched the documentary about GMOs..."
>A: "You SSSTeewwwpid creature!"
>A wand emerges from the covers
>Pointed at your nose
>The wind outside is so powerful you can't hear anymore
>So you scream
>Knowing the giant's coming


>There are three options


>Run again
>Try to block the giant from the Diaz's house
>Point Star's sleep spell at the Giant

>Your WILL is back to Maximum
>RIP flock of Skeltal

>Lu: "Fee FYE Fohh FRED! I see your soul! NOW I'LL SMASH YOU DEAD!"

What do?
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>>1975594
We can Use Starwalk to throw its balance off long enough to get Star out.

MIB are activated, so it's a matter of keeping the giant in place.

We have to trust in Jackie and Janna for the evac
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>>1975594
Great 9-11

Fun times.

>Point Star's sleep spell at the Giant
This seems like a good idea!
>Then throw her out the window.
>Then do your own Massacre wave+One with nothing.
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>>1975604
Fuck it, this works
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>>1975594
>>Point Star's sleep spell at the Giant
Oh man this is gonna backfire super hard
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>>1975594
>point Star's sleep spell at the Giant
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>>1975594
>>Point Star's sleep spell at the Giant
\Wait, did Anon see Star without the headband?
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>>1975594
>>Point Star's sleep spell at the Giant
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>>1975594
>grab star
>point spell out window
>Take star on a magic Manta clock ride
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>>1975594
>>1975637
>>1975637
Also >>1975647
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>>1975594
Supporting >>1975647
She knows her wand, she knows her spells. We gotta get her up, but this is about a good interim solution as we're gonna get.
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>>1975594
>Point Star's sleep spell at the Giant
Fuck it. Roll high, Star.
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>>1975594
Point Star's spell at the giant.

THEN.

CHARGE MASSACRE WAVE AND POINT IT AT THE GROUND WHILE CASTING STARWALK TO USE IT TO BLAST US RIGHT INTO THE GIANT'S FACE.
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>>1975594
>WILL the mewgga awake
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>>1975594
Falling is always guaranteed to make someone wake up.
It's instinctive in humans due to our monkey history.

Ideally it applies to mewmans also
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>>1975735
But... Star Isn't a monkey

She's a bug.

And bugs always survive falls.

>>1975673
Oh, and INSTEAD OF SHOOTING INTO THE GIANT'S HEAD SHOOT INTO IT'S CENTER OF MASS.

THEN SHOOT A SECONF MASSACRE WAVE TO SEN HIM FLYING AWAY FROM THE TOWN.
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>>1975767
He has battleship armor m8
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>>1975779
>>1975767
>>1975673
>>1975594

It's not about doing damage to him.

It's about sending him flying using inertia so he doesn't land on hundreds of people's homes, like Marco's-
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>>1975779
>>1975784
You know?

Because he'd be asleep.
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>A: "You wanna dream?"
>You snatch Star
>She wriggles like a fish
>Kicks you in the ear
>A: "WOULDYAJUST!"

>Outside
>The Titan Bevorta
>Hoists it's forgotten branch of Nordrassil into the stars
>Prepares to disengage his Starwalk
>To bring an end to the thing standing between his new king's reign
>All of the obstacles
>The heiress of Mewni
>The rebel godling
>As destroyed
>As all things must be by some tide or the next
>Washed away
>These are the thoughts the monstrous humanoid pondered as the tectontic pace of his attack continued itself out
>However, it's reverie is short lived
>As it's eyes are drawn to the target below
>By a bright shimmering light

>It's him
>It's You
>Anonymous McMoot
>Aiming a skinny girl in a nightgown like an AK 47
>A: "Fee FIE FO FOKE!"
>You cock the Butterfly
>heh
>A: "I'M BOUDDA MAKE COLUMBINE LOOK LIKE A JOKE!"

>Star rolls 27 total

https://youtu.be/bQgvoQcRQ9I

>Her wand doesn't do like your spells
>Corrupting and gripping
>It's a tidal wave
>A: "AAAHHHHHHH"
>S: "Nehhhh Marco quit tickling me...I don't wan any more Nachos..."
>You're barely able to stay on your feet
>A: "THIS IS SHIIIIIIT!"

>Star cast

>On a d100
>87
>Escape Route Blast

>FWAAAAHHH
>The beam is green
>It forms a word in the sky
>"E X I T"
>A: "Exit of whaAAAAA-"
>You're sent flying
>Up
>Higher
>and Higher
>A: "OH FUCK!"
>You try to aim Star elsewhere
>The spells seems to be taking hold of your path
>Like it's directing you
>Exit
>Exit to what!?
>Exit to where?
>L: "Hm."
>Luna's on your shoulder
>Watching the world disappear
>Lu: "GET BACK HERE, YOU COWARD! COME DOWN HERE AND LET ME KILL YOU!"
>A: "Fuck yoooooo~~~"
>You're up past the clouds
>It's so cold
>A: "Luna...where are we going?"
>L: "Well, darling it would appear we were outside. So this "escape" spell is most likely trying to help us "Exit" the great outdoors."
>A: "To where!?"
>L: "Space."

>Frost is forming on your eyebrows
>You are starting to have trouble breathing

What now, Anonymous?

What do?
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>>1975809
FUCK. SCISSOR BACK HOME.
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>>1975809
>WILL star awake. Scream in her brain if we gotta
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>>1975809
Start rapidly slapping and screaming at the retard to wake the fuck up.
>>1975824
By OWN and Mental scream combo.
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>>1975809
PUNCH STAR
PUNCH HER AND DON'T STOP TILL SHE'S AWAKE
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>>1975809
Alright, now mind whammy her we need to go back down.

>Use pyromancy to warm thyself.

>Hey muscles wanna hit a goober at terminal velocity?

>Shield spell thyself.

>Turn muscles into a meat shield.

>Turn gravity back on.
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>>1975824
>>1975809
SCREAM MENTALLY AND PHYSICALLY WHILE USING OUR FISTS TO PUNCH HER IN THE GUT TO WAKE HER UP
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>>1975833
We also need her to stop casting Exit, which scream will do. Punching her will not stop us from rocketing into the atmosphere.
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>>1975824
You mean Mind Scream?
>MIND SCREAM
>Anonymous will not suffer the machinations of other's magic. Not if he can help it.

>An interrupt to stop channeled magic such as incantations or verbal spells
(WILL roll vs opponent’s Spell power).
Can interrupt purely psychic attacks as well.
(Attack roll vs Attack roll)
Can weaken other active spells like debuffs by granting advantage to allies on their saving throws
It may work. Maybe not.
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>>1975846
That's a good point. MIND SCREAM TO CANCEL SPELL
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>>1975833
On second thought, we really might not be able to survive that.

>Orbital massacre waves? Orbital massacre waves+OWN?
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>>1975809
Mind Scream.

Do not spellcraft in an ally's mind.
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>>1975809
>Mindscream Star
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>>1975850
>>1975829
BOTH OF THESE
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>>1975873
Supporting as well
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>>1975850
>>1975824
>>1975829

...Roll...WILL!

>Pic Related
>It's Anon
>He's a hammer
>Which why he's always treating his problems like nails
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1975930
>>1975930

The roll of choosing. Questo is a fool.
>>
Rolled 6 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1975930
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1975930
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>>1975930
Minmaxing ho!

dice+1d20
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Rolled 15 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975932
Now... SCREAAAAAM!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nCOxVaQQrbk
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Rolled 13 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
>>
Rolled 4 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
HOPE I DON'T FUCK
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>>1975939
SCREEEEEEEEEEEE.

Our problems are nails.
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>>1975950
oh look, you did fuck
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Rolled 3 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
Let's get some 20s
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Rolled 9 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975952
Third times the charm...
>>
Rolled 13 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
>>
Rolled 2 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
>>
Rolled 10 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
TIME TO DIE
>>
Rolled 2 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
HERE COMES THE ONE
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

do you think i'll ruin it
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1975930
HELPING
>>
Rolled 2 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
You're a sick man.
>>
Rolled 13 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>
Rolled 10 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
>>
QWONST
>>
Rolled 8 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1976034
Goddamned it
>>
>we're fucked
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Rolled 18 + 16 (1d20 + 16)

>>1975930
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>>1975950
>>1975950
WINNAR!

>20 total

>With no plus
>No Minus
>Just you
>Screaming into Star's mind
>Speaking of

>MEANWHILE, IN STAR'S DREAMS<

>The Butterfly castle explodes into a firey vortex
>People cheer in a massive crowd
>Cute boys are tossed in piles of tribute to Star
>Along with a rainbow eyed puppy

cont
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>>1976121
>>1976121

>She strides out from wreckage, her evil snake mother imprisoned in the new and improved fun-palace dungeons
>Her dad has been given ice-cream and told he is a good boy who can go see his friends back in Cheese-dale whenever he wants
>S: "I LOVE my dreams!"
>Star summons a beast from the earth under her feet
>A five-headed tesseract Unicorn
>Who's horn is a fold from the 3rd to the 5th dimension
>She leaps upon it's back
>It rears and neighs
>Pouring Earthly Peach flavored Crush Soda into her mouth
>S: "MMmm! Sensory illusion!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dt4mWcH63us

>She pauses
>Keying in on the strange sound
>The sun begins to rise
>Yet it's different
>Wrong
>She tries to manipulate it into something pleasant
>it get worse
>Leaving it's smiley face
>To become...
>A: "AAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!"
>Yours

>MEANWHILE IN REAL LIFE<

>Star snaps awake
>To see you
>Half Frozen and screaming
>She becomes herself
>Unfrozen
>Also screaming
>S: "AAAAHHHHH!!!"
>A: "AAAAAAHHH!"
>L: "Hello."
>S: "AAAAAHHH?"

>The giant erupts from the clouds below
>S/A: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!"
>A: "HELP ME, MEWGGA!"
>S: "WHAT IS HAPPENING!?"
>L: "Typical post date night for my boy."
>S: "Who are you!?"
>L: "That is a -very- complicated answer."
>You and Star are hugging in the air
>You're falling too
>A: "YOU'RE TOO HEAVY!"
>S: "SHUT UP, I HAD CARNITAS FOR DINNER!"
>A: "How many like 20!?"
>S: "EIGHTEEN!"

>L: "Children."
>You both look to Luna
>L: "Teamwork."

>Star looks unsure
>She does however look over at you
>S: "Whad'ya got, McMoot?"
>A: "I-..."
>You hold up Muscles
>He's already a cannon
>A: "Boomstick."
>Star holds up her wand
>It shimmers under the moonlight
>S: "Stop holding my waist."
>A: "Wh-"
>You -are- doing it
>A: "Shit- I didn't look I was-"
>She summons a pink cloud
>PC: "Hiyah, Star!"
>She hops on it with both legs squeezing it's sides
>PC: "Thursday already!?"
>It sounds so chipper
>S: "I've never done THIS one before!"
>Her wand is glowing like mad
>Her eyes are reflecting the Stars
>You can't feel fear
>Can she?
>How did she go from sleeping
>To ready to fight
>That fast?

>She is gonna combo with you, Anonymous

>What spell do you use
>To mix with the power of the Butterfly?


>You got a 20 total
>Star's Spell Power
>Is 20 as well
>Barely, Anon
Just barely
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>>1976125
>MASSACRE WAVE FOR MAXIMUM FUCK
>>
>>1976125
>>1976136
SUPPORT
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>>1976140
FUCK IT SUPPORTING AS WELL
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>>1976125
Fudge it.

Dark. Star.
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>>1976125
OWN
>>
Dark star, massacre wave would presumably hit the ground. And we might accidentally a freiza.
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>>1976125
>Massacre Wave
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>>1976125
>Waking up Star.

Use Muscles Cannon Form to shoot a Dark Star at the giant.
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>>1976145
change to massacre wave then.

Also.

C-Combining spells before the first, d-date?... H-how l-lewd.

Its her first time too.
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>>1976125
>>1976136
>>1976166
Supporting
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>>1976163
I mean
>Waking up Star.

>>1976166

>C-Combining spells before the first, d-date?... H-how l-lewd.
>Its her first time too.

Is that, like... 3rd Base?
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>>1976125
Star, meet Dark Star.
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>>1976145
>>1976140
>>1976125
nvm, DARK STAR on the giant
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>>1976136
>>1976145
USE MUSCLES' MASSACRE WAVE'S CANNON FORM' TO SHOOT A DARK STAR INTO THE GIANT
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>>1976125
Dark Star
>>
>>1976125
dark star
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>>1976125
Do the Dark Star
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>>1976125
>>1976169
Changing support to Dark Star with a dash of >>1976166
>>
OWN
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hX9EPA66eXY

>The giant comes
>His club drawn back
>Surrounded by the few remaining flyers
>You see hate in his eyes
>The wind billowing through his hair
>Braided with entire cow skeletons
>His teeth
>Coated in melted down shields
>His muscles move like the crashing waves of the ocean
>Yet you feel calm
>You've always been alone
>Against everything
>The lone pyre of self
>In an infinite sea of nothing
>Or enemies
>Now you're not alone
>Even if the person beside you is an idiot
>She's strong
>You can feel it
>Her energy is brilliant
>Just like yours
>Just opposite
>Exuding with sugary atoms of unadulterated purity
>You can get a stronger taste now for yourself
>What you are
>While you lower your pulsing arm in front of you
>Your eyes searing pink
>Star takes a deep breath
>Her wand Shimmers
>S: "What's your spell gonna do?"
>A: "It's a mini black hole. Sucks in anybody not strong enough to resist and then explodes."
>S: "S'pretty cool."
>You're silent
>She isn't
>S: "Whaddya' gonna do if we die?"
>A: "Be salty."
>S: "Sounds right."
>A: "You?"
>S: "Prolly haunt Marco."
>The swing is coming
>You both close your eyes
>S: "Mine's marshmallows."
>A: "Wha?"

>BWWEEEEEEEE

>You both
>Fire
>Bright Pink and Golden Energies blast down onto the giant
>Your magic
>Warps into hate filled, physics defying cruelty
>Stars
>A monsoon of bright golds and greens
>Sparkles and Little furry creatures
>Who merge with your energies
>To become INSATIABLE MONSTERS

>THE GIANT SWINGS!

>42 total

>STAR BUTTERFLY ROLLS!

>Pic related

FOR 35!

>Which would still not be enough
>If not
>For
>YOU!

>SHHHRRRRR!
>YOUR MAGIC DOES NOT NEED PERMISSION TO FUNCTION!
>THIS SPELL DOES NOT RELY ON THE DICE GODS!
>OR PETTY FATE!
>DARK STAR IS A VOID
>INSATIABLE
>UNCONTROLLABLE
>JUST
>LIKE
>YOU!

>The giant rolls to escape
>27 con
>Against the new DC set by Star's Roll

>Not
>Even
>Close


cont
>>
>>1976218
>
OWN x BEAM

Or is that dark star?

Depends on her skill. If it's a directed blast, Massacre wave is probably the best course of action.
>>
>>1976292
>>1976292


>THE GIANT IS SNATCHED INTO THE BEAM!
>IT COILS AROUND HIS MASSIVE FRAME!
>WARPING HIS FLESH!
>CORRUPTING IT!
>TURNING IT INTO RAW ENERGY!
>It looks Fluffy
>His eyes explode into furnaces of strobing rainbow energy
>He's collapsing
>Warping
>His teeth shatter
>His skin turns to glass
>Breaks
>Becomes starlight
>Then re-moulds against his body
>G: "NEOOO MAHA BRAM! VOLKSTEAD GEO GROMBRE! NEAAA SHADARRRR!"

>He erupts in all directions
>His body rains onto the earth
>Little bodies fall from him
>Screaming
>You see Ludo
>He draws out a pair of scissors you don't recognize
>They're bright red
>With black thorns
>Hellish looking
>SHHHRIRIIIP!
>He escapes
>Using his Flyers to take him and his minions back to whatever pit he came from

>There is a stillness
>NeeeeAARroooh!
>Until a jet passes over you both
>Blasting across the skyline
>You see it withdrawing a missle into it's hull
>You couldn't see the pilots
>You do know however what just happened
>S: "What just happened?"
>A: "We just dodged a war..."
>You look back to where your house was
>A: "...or found a new one."
>S: "Boop."
>Star has Booped Luna's cheek
>Luna's face doesn't change
>You can feel that she's livid about it
>Your phone goes off again

>CALL FROM MARCO DIAZ<

>You hang it up
>A: "Fucking normalfags."

SESSION END!
>>
>>1976304
BLESS also RIP STAR
>>
>>1976304
Bless.

Also, We're still falling, right?
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>>1976304
>use dark star on Star for annoying mommy
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>>1976304
We have a manta cloak.

>Dont boop your grandmother from another dimension star.
>She doesnt like that.
>Call Jackie. Tell star to call her husbando. Hes worried.

>I did eet
>Look out for falling giant.

dont dark star, star. She just helped us kick literally MONUMENTAL ass.
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>>1976304
Sooooooooo, we do have just enough will to raise te dead giant. Just saying if anyone wants to experiment with it a bit.
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>>1976347
He's asploded. ain't just a corpse
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>>1976304
>A: "Star, don't boop my Mom. That's my job."
>Boop a Mommy
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>>1976304
Now is the time to make Giant Bone armor.

His bones must be fucking adamant to hold his weight up.
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>>1976304
Thanks for running

also:
Spoiler because NSFW: https://imgur.com/a/JVa8Z
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>>1976383
OH SHIT SENPAI YOU BACK
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>>1976383
>GOOD SHIT MY MAN
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>>1976304
Lets also grab some giant bone to improve our skeletal structure.
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>>1976383


... https://vocaroo.com/i/s0OHVnIF60aY

Bless.
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>>1976383
rip in peace, you glorious bastard
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>>1976383
>Drawfag is BACK
>Returns with more SUPREME art
I think I'm gonna cry
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>>1976383
welcome back old friend
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>>1976383
P.S You did Luna's cheek marks wrong
They are little black tea cups, not spades.
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>>1976304
>Be anon
>Be victorious
>Not alone
>But your beginning to realize that Not being alone is its own victory.
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>>1976304
>>1976383
BLESS
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>>1976364
with our penis, right?
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>>1976433
>>1976383
This.
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>>1976383
The next video on NotPornhub's, Mom's Teach Sex section, when?
>>
>>1976383
nice




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