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>Oh shit nigga' what's this?
Konoha Clan Quest, you play multiple members of a Ninja Clan in Konoha, that one place from Naruto, and do wacky shit.
>Oh cool, what about waifu's and shit? Can we cuck some fools?
You all decide who you wanna' romance, how you wanna' romance 'em, and other shit. Cucking may or may not be encouraged.
>How do this work?
I make posts, ask you how specific character would react or what they'd do, ya'll put up suggestions, most popular one wins. Rarely will I ask you to choose A,B,C, etc.
>What's that shit in the OP image?
I think it means Iron, like 79.5% sure it does.
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Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Tetsu+Clan

Character Stats: https://pastebin.com/t7Lde1wt
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>Now, what's Susumu up to?
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>>1908247
>Now, what's Susumu up to?

Possibly checking the clan finance. Maybe watching some ancient scroll or preparing for the mouthly meet of the clans. Altough i think only the big clans are invited for this stuff.
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>>1908247
>like 79.5% sure it does
Not very good odds.

Is his wife dead? If so, visiting her grave. Otherwise just clan management like budgets and who's doing shinobi work where.
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>>1908257
>or preparing for the mouthly meet of the clans. Altough i think only the big clans are invited for this stuff.
The Tetsu Clan DO get invited, but it's only because the Akimichi Clan insists on it.
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Also did you save the old thread? If not i will go do it.
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>>1908261
>Susumu
>Having a wife
Ha. But no, if you wanted him to have a wife that's cool. She can be dead or living. Just know that if you try to fuck her, one of those choices will lead to some Clan dishonor.
>>1908270
Yup.
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>>1908265
>but it's only because the Akimichi Clan insists on it

hell yeah.
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>>1908273
>Be Susumu
>45 year old man
>never had a wife
>never had legitimate kids
>got my job as clan head because the last one just fell over dead one day
Being Susumu is suffering.
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>>1908273
>iron clan
>living family

each member alive in the clan has at least one brother/sister/father/mothet/wife or husband under the earth.
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So it looks like Ya'll wanna' go over the Clan Finances and check up on the active members at the same time.

We can do the Clan meet up when we roll back around to Susumu next time.

For right now, roll me 3d50000 each. We're gonna' check on the finances of the Tetsu Clan.
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Rolled 15124, 30347, 7007 = 52478 (3d50000)

>>1908305
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Rolled 44423, 9432 = 53855 (2d50000)

>>1908305
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Rolled 40589, 4308, 28756 = 73653 (3d50000)

>>1908305

Hey this has it's second thread! Proud of you moonrune.

Also my roll
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Rolled 49835, 29155, 30717 = 109707 (3d50000)

>>1908305
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Rolled 42716 (1d50000)

>>1908319
Well shit.
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>>1908323
Good job.

Also moonrune, is this roll bo5 too?
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>>1908313
>>1908319
>>1908321
>>1908323
>>1908324
>Rounding up because fuck keeping track of that shit.
[50,000], [30,000], and [43,000] respectively.

So combined that's 123,000 Ryo all together.

Ryo to Dollars is that every 10 Ryo is 1 dollar, so right now in terms of burgerland money you've got....

12,300 in cash.

For a clan of 16.

You honestly did better than expected to be honest, but remember that your clan isn't all that fruitful, and the only reason for even that much is half the time it's Sinchu bringing home the bacon.

Writing.
>>1908332
Yeah it's also bo5. Cause I love you guys.
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>>1908347
>Cause I love you guys
Too bad the dice gods don't love the Aburame.
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>>1908323
All those Ryo...well guess we are a pretty requested clan.

>a client arrives at knoha wanting to hire some ninja
>makes a demand to have a Tetsu.
>can't do it because the clan is so tiny and the ones before him did the same request
>client accept a hyuga
>during all the mision the client complains how he was unlucky in not getting a Tetsu to be his bodyguard
>the reason why the Hyuuga and the tetsu hate each other is discovered.
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>You are a depressed man who is not old. NOT old.

You give a sigh you scratch out another item on this month's inventory. You really should be using a quill or a brush like the other Clan heads do, but who's got the money for that? "Let's see, had to pay off the restaurant owner because Sinchu got drunk and harassed some of the girls and then they slapped him through a wall." You frown, marking down that Sinchu also owes you 100 Ryo for that horse race he said was a "Sure thing.". "Hmm, gotta' remember to pay back the farmers for that share of crop they loaned us last Winter. Maybe some of the younger boys will work it off?"

You groan, leaning back and popping your neck. You're not old, that needs to be made clear, but you are sore. As you're stretching you look over to the darkest corner of your office, the only light in the room being that from your candles, and your eyes settle on a small, metallic box. The rusted edges sticking out and almost calling to you.

"...no." You whisper, going back to the finances and ignoring its siren like call. After a few more minutes you're finally done, but you still need to talk to the active Shinobi of the Clan. You don't really wanna' admit it, but you're gonna' need to talk them into taking more jobs, or at least ones that pay better.

So far the only one's who aren't home right now are Hikigaya and Sinchu. The former is off training with his teammates, and the former is...still mopping about some Aburame girl he met. Hmm.

>Who do you call in to talk to? Reminder that Sinchu's the only Jounin, while you have some clan members who are Special Jounin, the majority of them are Chunin.
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>>1908378
Call the three cousins; Sozen (Male), Satu (female) and Saika (female)
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>>1908393
Got personality/quirks/etc you want me to throw in or just roll with it?
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>>1908378
Call Sinchu and try to get him to do some work by saying if he's smart about picking them and think about what the jobs would entail, he could puzzle out which the Aburame would most likely be involved in.

You said last thread Tetsu can make objects so long as they have enough iron, does that extend to using the iron to repair objects that already exist? If it does, we could try to convince some chunin to go help out the farmers (and die quicker) by repairing their tools.
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>>1908399
That spoiler is entirely possible as well.
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>>1908396
>>1908396
You had mentioned in the first thread about having three cousins who were special joubin in each field. Sozen is a taijutsu special jounin, Satu is the genjutsu and Saika the ninjutsu specialist.
Personality i'm not so sure...
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To speed things along we'll go with the Triplets. Looks like it might be a slow night. Hope I didn't pick a bad time to Quest.
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>>1908422
I dunno, it's 9 pm here on the east coast of the US, and they make up a large part of 4chan's population. It is Wednesday though, maybe working/sleeping after work's getting in the way.
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Even though Sinchu's the most skilled in the Clan and pulls the most high paying jobs, the ones who consistently bring in the Ryo are actually the triplets, Sozen, Satu, and Saika. They should be off for the night, if you remember correctly they got called in to assist a Jounin with a dispute with some troublesome drug traffickers who had been passing through Konoha. They apparently did really well on that mission.

You lean over a bit, messing with the small panel on the wall before pressing one of the many buttons on it. Immediately you're patched through to the Triplets room, which seems to be blasting some sort of music which you're too tired to understand. "Ahem." You cough. More music, and you think you just heard Sozen complain about something. "AHEM!"

"Oh shit! It's Susumu!" The music is suddenly turned off, and you hear some more racket as the Triplets move about before all three of their faces appear on screen. Sozen speaks. "Sup Clan Head, need somethin'?"

"Yeah, I was hoping to talk with you three about some stuff, you mind heading over?" You could just order them to get over here, you ARE the Clan Head, but that'd be an asshole thing to do.

"Sure, give us a few minutes."

You sit back down in your spot behind your desk, letting out a huff of air as you wait. It doesn't take long before the three of them show up, already dressed in their casual clothes. Saika is on one of those phones that don't have to be attached to the wall, while Sozen and Satu smell of...oh god. "Please tell me that's not pot I smell." You can see the embarrassed look on the two of their faces, Saika apparently still not paying attention.

>Oh shit man, your precious little Clan kids are on the dope!(they're 19 and I don't know the drug laws in Konoha, let's just assume it's BAD NEWS!). What'chu gonna' do?
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>>1908475

Smoke their weed, THEY DON'T DESERVE THE GOOD SHIT WE DO
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>>1908481
>"Let me show you kids how to roll up a joint like a real shinobi."
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>>1908475
Well first of all we need to figure out how they got it. If they took it from the drug dealers they busted on the mission, that's bad news for the Clan since the Hokage would probably also want the drugs destroyed, and I doubt he would be happy to find out his ninjas aren't following orders.

>>1908481
Or we could have Suzu smoke ALL of it then have her go fuck with the Hyuga for shits and giggles. There's no way that can possibly end badly for us.
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>>1908481
That's the answer
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>>1908481
>>1908498
>>1908499
>Susumu is so fucking tired of being Clan Head that he literally lights up with the younger kids.

I love this characterization. Let's do it. Everyone cool?
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>>1908506
Sure. We need to be ready to book it and sacrifice the triplets if the Hokage sends someone knocking though. It's for the greater good, we're the clan head.
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>>1908506

Dew it
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>>1908506
It's the way to preserve the honor of the clan
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>>1908512
>>1908515
>>1908517
Alright writing.
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>>1908485
Susumu best clan head. No wonder our clan is in such good spirits with the Akimichi.

Also i bet Susumu used to go a lot to the flower show with a akimichi qt.
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You let out another sigh, pinching the bridge of your nose as you close your eyes and count to ten. "At least tell me you didn't steal it from the evidence locker?"

"Nah," Satu says, pulling out a fucking baggie full of joints from her inner pocket and laying it across the table. "We had to pretend to be customers to get the drug trafficker to show up, this is just the stuff we paid for."

Oh for fucks sake, they spent Clan money on weed. Another sigh, another long count to ten, and then you just say fuck it and grab the baggie, opening it up. "Does anyone else know about this?"

"Nope, the Jounin we were teamed up with forgot all about it, too busy dealin' with the donkeys." Sozen says.

"Donkeys?"

"How else do you think he got the drugs into Konoha?"

ANOTHER sigh. You pull out one of the joints, looking it over. Shitty workmanship, back in your day people actually knew how to roll up some bud. "Just keep this in the Clan, understand?" They slowly nod, even Saika as you Tekkotsu your thumb and middle finger, snapping them together to get a spark and lighting up the joint. You take a long drag, at least happy that the weed itself is decent, before blowing smoke out of your nose.

"Holy shit, our Clan Head is gettin' lit." Sozen grins, reaching forward to pull out three more joints for him and his sisters before lighting theirs up too.

You all sit their for a few minutes, filling your office up with dank weed smoke, before you finally decide it's time to bring up finances.

>Okay, you got them loosey goosey, now what do you wanna' talk about? Ask for them to go on more missions? More dangerous missions? Keep up the work? Maybe get some more of this dank weed?
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>>1908553

Tell them to go on some more missions and pull their weight around here, or else they'll be having MUCH less weed
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>>1908553
That we expect them to keep doing work and making money if they're going to spend some of it on weed. The more money they pull in, the less Susumu cares about the weed.
And by "the less Susumu cares about" I mean "the less likely Susumu is to take it for himself."

They don't really seem the type to want to listen if we just tell them to go and do work. And besides, everyone works harder when they have an incentive to.
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>>1908553
>Start telling then this is a terrible batch reveal how you meet your dead wife that used to be part of the Yamanaka clan.

Now those guys knew the good stuff. But that was in another time...

>Then tell then about the clan and that it's a waste to use money for this kind of thing. At least tell then to make his jounin to pay for it.
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>>1908553
First off, I'm extremely happy this shit isn't dead like ~90% of every Naruto quest ever. Nice to see you back moonrunes
Second-
>If you're gonna spend clan money on weed, you better bring in some more damned money
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>Tekkotsu your thumb and middle finger, snapping them together to get a spark and lighting up the joint.

Dam that is clever
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"Clan finances could be better." You start, taking another hit. "And paying for weed isn't exactly helping." You can see Souzen give shit-eating grin, but you just roll your eyes. "Next time get another shinobi to pay for it."

"How we gonna' do that?" Saika asks, now backing to looking at her phone.

"You're Special Jounin, figure it out. Speaking of which," You pull out the finance ledger and slide it across, tapping a spot where the three of their names appear. "You three are pulling in some impressive Ryo every month, but you could do better."

"Aw come on Susumu," Sozen grins, leaning back and blowing some smoke rings. "We're doin' fine as is."

"Let me rephrase that. You're GOING to do better, and you're GOING to start bringing in more Ryo, or else you can damn well be sure any pot, weed, or booze you bring in is going straight into my cabinet." That got their attention. "Further more, this isn't really all that good. I'm pretty sure the drug trafficker fucked you over and gave you a bad batch."

"But-" You hold up a finger, silencing Sozen.

"Enough. Either you work harder and you get more weed, or you keep half-assing it and I smoke up every single joint you got."

"YOU CAN'T DO THAT!" Sozen screams, dropping his joint onto his pants before swatting at it.

"I can do whatever I want. I'm Clan Head. Did you know I can perform a Genjutsu that makes so everything you eat and drink tastes like horse piss?" Hah, that was a fun week well spent. "Now, head on back to your rooms. I'm keepin' the weed with me."

You slide the baggie over to you before the Triplets can complain, all of them glaring at you before leaving. You grin, feeling better than you have all week. Sometimes it's good to be Clan Head.

Then you hear a knock on your door. Shit.

>Oh fuck who could it be?
>No really who do you want it to be? Just not Sinchu or Hikigaya or Takahiro, they're other MC's.
>Maybe it's Suzu, or another Clan Head? Or the Hokage?!
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>>1908603
I thought so too. The Tetsu Clan is honestly fun coming up with new shit to do with their Tekkotsu.
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Rolled 3 (1d3)

>>1908624

Alright I got three in my head so I need the dice gods to decide

>1. Guy
>2. Good 'ol Hokage
>3. Hikigaya
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>>1908624
It's Guy, coming to talk about our Clan's YOUTH. Or just to show up and display how much of a badass he is.
His fight against Madara was the only good part of the last arc.

>>1908637
Post says it can't be Hikigaya.
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>>1908655
>>1908637
While this would be hilarious, I did say that Hikigaya was off the table.
>>1908652
Guy on the other hand, is a hilarious choice.
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>>1908624
> It's the Yamakawa clan head

let us hear him say that we should stop having bad weed. Or that he tought us how to reconize the good stuff and that we will loose our street cred because of it.
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>>1908652
>>1908664

Hm I'll go with Guy since there is literally nothing wrong with him
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>>1908666
>Yamakawa
Did you mean Yamanaka? Because the other thing just brings up Tsunade being fucked when I search for it.
>>1908672
Well that's 2 for Gai. Jesus Susumu is not stoned enough for this.

On the fly, what's Susumu think of Gai? Remember he's 45, so he's a bit older than some of the others.
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>>1908680
>Tfw you looked up Gai's age just now and realize you're the same age as him.
>Tfw he was only 26 and already feeling the Power of Youth while you sit in a computer chair and type up what is essentially fanfiction.
Just fuck me up.
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>>1908680
>Did you mean Yamanaka?

Yeah i meant it..shit..
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>>1908683
Fanfiction it's also a symbol of youth.

Also i guess Susumu think he's a good taijutsu master but he's a little bit strange.
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>>1908680
>brings up Tsunade being fucked when I search for it
Wut

>>1908680
He likes to grumble at Guy going on about YOUTH all the time (since Susumu's totally not old trust me, 45 is the new 20) but can't help but have some of Guy's enthusiasm rub off on him when he's around like most everyone else.
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You quickly snuff out the join in your hand, then yelp in pain as you forgot to Tekkotsu your palm, before hiding the rest of the weed in your desk drawer. You do your best to wave away some of the smoke, bringing out a incense stick and lighting that up in hopes of fooling whoever it is. "Uh, ahem, you may enter."

The door opens up and...oh boy. "ELDER TETSU!" Might Guy gives you a thumbs up while standing in your doorway, teeth sparkling. You can see the Triplets standing behind him further down the hallway, each of them laughing at your misfortune right now. "I've come to see how you've been doing!"

"And uh, why is that Guy? Not that I don't appreciate a social call every now and then, but aside from morning walks we barely talk with each other." Shit shit shit, you really hope this Taijutsu madman doesn't sit down and talk.

Guy then sat down and started to talk. Shit. "As I was telling my wonderful students the other day, checking in on the elderly of Konoha is true sign of YOUTH! What better way to have that coursing through your veins than to see the shinibi of past generations!"

You can feel your left eye twitching, and the desire to just trap Guy in an eternal Genjutsu is tempting right now. "...thanks."

Guy smiles, then frowns as he sniffs, his nostrils flaring more than humanely possible. "Hmmm....Elder Tetsu," Guy looks at you, face now stern. Fuck. "This smell...."

>OH FUCK MAN! What do what do!? Note: Murder MAY be an option here.
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>>1908717

Tell him we were experiencing the power of YOUTH with the triplets
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>>1908717
Distract him by getting into a debate about how we're totally youthful and not... all that old.
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>>1908727
>"I caught them smoking weed so I made them smoke the whole baggie, but they didn't know how to huff and puff so I had to show them."
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Hmmm.

Gonna' take a thirty minute break to cook some pizza, be right back my ninjas.
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Another Naruto Quest?

Well butter by biscuits!

If only all the DBZ quests were One Piece instead.
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>>1908717

This: >>1908727 also add we were passing old experience with the young ones. After all sharing part of our yougth experience with the young is what a elder should do.
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>>1908776
Here's the first thread.
>>1878845
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"It's weed." You say, more in an effort to stop guy from outright judging you. "Was smoking some with the Triplets before you showed up."

Guy gasps, pointing an accusing finger at you. "ELDER TETSU HOW COULD YOU!"

"I was just bonding with the younger generation." You pause, knowing that this next part will just shock him all the more, but you're getting a little tired of his emphasis on you being an Elder. "It wasn't all that good anyways."

Well now Guy is just bug eyed. "Sharing a midnight stroll through the field of flowers is bonding! Enjoying a youthful talk while grilling is bonding!" Guy slams his hand down on your desk, denting the metal. Damn. "But smoking weed?! For shame Elder Tetsu, for shame!"

You frown. Okay, enough of this. "Guy, I don't think you have much room to talk considering everyone in the damn village knows what happened when you gave the Lee boy sake."

Guy blushes, looking embarrassed. "We-well I-"

"And further more," You stand up, looking meaner than you've ever looked and causing Gai to gulp. "I'm a Clan Head, I can do whatever I want with my Clan, and that includes getting extremely baked out the wah-zoo." You walk around the desk, causing Guy to back up until he's pressed against the door. "So, while I appreciate you stopping by the check up on the "youth" of my Clan, please understand that I'm not in the mood for any of this right now. If you wanna' talk with someone, go find Takahiro, or better yet go home." You open up the door, letting Guy slink out before slamming it behind him.

You then immediately crumble to the floor. "Oh fuck I'm in trouble." You rub your hands into your head, wishing you still had some hair to pull out.

>Okay then, that happened.
>What's Takahiro doing? FYI it's like, mid-afternoon.
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>>1908826
>wishing you still had some hair to pull out.

Hide part of the weed in a safe place and keep part of it to throw it away it's sgit weed anyway we can get better in the flower shop.

>What's Takahiro doing? FYI it's like, mid-afternoon.

Most likely ebding his stroll maybe he went to see his brother trainning with his teammates. Mostly i want then to see the difference between the two.
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I'm leaving this open for a while. Kinda' sleepy right now. And pupper wants in bed so, yeah.
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>>1908826
>>1908876
>Most likely ebding his stroll maybe he went to see his brother trainning with his teammates
This is fine by me.

Why'd everyone disappear at once? Did you all have freezers to clean out too?
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>>1908926
Okay we can continue tomorrow.
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>>1908826
>Takahiro is visiting his brother, who is training with his teammates
>>1908926
Hope that pup gets some good sleep
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=We60ZX5C99I&index=30&list=PLF7A13C44809B5893

>You are a very happy boy looking forward to seeing his brother.

The smile on your face couldn't possibly be any bigger than it already is. Not only did your visit to the doctors go better than expected, you also talked Suzu into letting you walk about on your own again.

Right now you're headed to the training grounds to finally get to see your brother and his team practicing. It was something you've been looking forward to for a while now, you just hoped you didn't distract him or get in the way. Cheering from the sidelines would probably be enough.

Once you get to the training grounds you're...a little surprised by what you see. Your brother and his team are wearing head phones, with different weight bands strapped to their bodies. Hikigaya personally seems to have five times as many weights on compared to Sasu and Kori, which doesn't surprise you considering how strong he is.

The trio seem to be practicing their Taijutsu, but it seems to be going slowly. Every time one of them jumps up it's like the gravity got increased and they go slamming right back to the ground. Even Hiki falls to his knees once or twice while you're here.

Looking around you can see Ko, your brother's sensei, off a ways, just watching the group practice with his Byakugan activated.

Welp, better introduce yourself! You shamble on over to Ko, and he turns to look at you for a moment before blinking in surprise, looking between you and Hiki before sudden realization dawns on him. "Right, you must be Takahiro." He deactivates his Byakugan and smiles at you. "Hikigaya told me you'd be coming by today to watch the team train."

>WEll shit how do you respond?
>Also shhhhhh. Pupper is asleep.
....
>FUCK NOW HE'S AWAKE!
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>>1909084
Shake his hand and thank him for letting us come.

Was it ever finalized that he wants to find a cure to the Iron poisoning problem? Maybe try to find a good moment to ask if Ko knows of any medical ninjutsu books Takahiro could get his hands on since he's a Jonin and all.
Takahiro
>Intelligence: 4
>Seal Knowledge: 4
Or we could offer to try and help teach Sasu and Hikigaya how to not be shit at seals.
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>>1909139
If ya'll wanna' ask him about some Medical Ninjutsu go ahead. It's just never been brought up in character yet.
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>>1909139
Considering Takahiro's intense intellect and Sealing ability, him teaching the Genin about how not to suck at chakra control would be a great way for him to make himself useful
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>>1909200
>>1909084
I was voting for the spoilered option, in case that isn't clear
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>>1909139
>>1909204
Mmmmkay.

Roll me 1d20+4 for Hand Seals to see if you can impress Ko enough to consider this idea.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1909219
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1909219
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1909219
Go smol child
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>>1909223
Goddamn Tetsu's and their broken stats.

Pass. Writing.
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>>1909251
They're all good at what they do. Everything else, not so much.
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You smile, nodding your head excitedly. Ooof, maybe a little too excitedly, you just got some vertigo from that. "Yes sir, I uh..." You blush, looking down as you dig your heel a bit.

"Hmmm?" You can feel Ko's gaze on you, must be the Hyuga eyes.

"Well, I was also hoping maybe I could help." The confused look on Ko's face is one you're used to seeing, you see it a lot when you try to do something on your own or offer help to someone. Who'd expect a sick kid like you to be able to do much. "Let me explain! I know I'm not strong, or fast, or even capable of doing all that much jutsu," You dig around in your small pack, pulling out a well worn notebook with your name written on it. "But I'm smart! I've spent every waking hour of every day going over all the hand seals and understanding the function they serve for each jutsu." You flip open your notebook, Ko leaning down a bit to examine it. Tons and tons of notes, drawings, and tear stained pages are on full view. "So I was hoping, sir, that maybe I could help the others with my knowledge of hand seals today. My brother isn't all that good at them."

"Hah, got that right." Sasu grins, barely standing from all the weight on him.

"He also said you were even worse Sasu." You grin happily.

"WHAT?!"

"Well it's true." Your brother mumbles, looking everywhere but at Sasu's angry face.

"Hmmm." Ko seems to think it over for a bit, and you can feel your heart pounding away in your chest. "You do seem to be incredibly knowledgeable in these areas, and I think they could all use a break right now. Okay, why don't you and Kori team up together, that'll speed things along. In the mean time I have business to discuss with the Hokage." With that Ko shunshin's away, leaving behind a puff of smoke.

As you turn your head you're a little taken back when Kori's smiling face is a foot away from yours. "HI! So, you're Hiki's twin brother right? You guys look an awful lot alike."

>Oh boy, careful there anons, don't be too social or you'll end up impregnating every Kunoichi in Konoha.
>BTW what do here?
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>>1909286
>don't be too social or you'll end up impregnating every Kunoichi in Konoha
Silly, you have to hold their hand for that to happen.

I can't remember what they are, but I know there's some ninjutsu every academy graduate is taught. Have them do them, then work on cutting down how many hand seals they need to do them. That should work on their control.
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I'm looking at the Academy requirements, just for shits and giggles, and the last requirement really hit hard because I was thinking of Taka.

Admission Requirements
Love the village and hope to help preserve peace and prosperity.
Have a mind that will not yield, able to endure hard training and work.
Be healthy in mind and body.
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>>1909345
H-he'll make it one day.
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>>1909309
I'll second this.
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>>1909286
Be polite but get on with the training them in hand seals
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1909286
>Smile back at her give her the killer smile the same that make all the bitches want to hug and protect Taka
>thank her for the compliment but say that althought qe look both alike Hiky is way more strong and talent and also thank her for taking care of our big-brother .


Rolling for lady killer smile damage.
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>>1909515
Kori, being an ice type, shows a remarkable resistance!
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>>1909578
But all Tetsu's are steel type anon.
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>>1909368
>>1909345
>they still think Taka will be alive long enough to be able to attend the academy.
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Is our clan originally from Cloud?

Because ,god damn, we can use Lariat and that double team wrestling move
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>>1909774
Well our clan came to konoha after the second great shinobi war. So maybe? But that isn't important we are part if Konoha now.

Besides we can do better skills then those. Or we have already developed some pretty decent ones already.
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>>1909780
Cant wait to duel fists like in the God Hand final boss fight.
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1909515
Foolish

>rolling to accidentally seduce with innocence
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>>1909515
>>1909830
You are but children.
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1909833
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>>1909835
I'm just gonna go sit in the corner.
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1909515
rolling to turn this bitch straight
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>>1909855
Now THAT is a Tetsu roll.
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Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1909855
this can only mean she wants the Hiki.
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Hi guys I'm bac-
>Looks at all these posts.
Good lord.
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You flash Kori a smile, showing off all your carefully brushed teeth before giving her a small bow. "That's right, we're both twins, so I guess we're bound to look alike ha!"

"Oooooh," Kori nods her head, crossing her arms and getting a more serious look as if the information you just said dawned on her. "That makes sense. Well I'm Kori, that's Sasu, and you already know your brother. You said you wanted to help out the other two with Hand Seals right?"

You nod. "That's right." You bring out your notebook, your brother and Sasu now standing right beside you and Kori, and flip it open. "Almost every jutsu can be diligently trained down to only requiring one Hand Seal, which would make it that much easier to use in active combat." You look over at Sasu, noticing his kendo stick. "And there are some jutsu's that would only require the use of one hand, so that'd be useful for a kenjutsu user like yourself Sasu."

"Hmmm." Well that seemed to get his attention.

"SO! What should we do first? Back at the academy I'd always just keep practicing over and over again until the Hand Seals got easier and simpler to do." Kori smiles, tilting her head to the side.

Hmmm, that's a good question. At home you had all the time in the world to just go over the Hand Seals and practice them to your hearts content, since you couldn't train your stamina or strength or the actual jutsu's involved like your brother. How should you go about this training?

>Well? Whatcha' gonna' do? Hmmmm!?
>Also how did Hiki, Taka, and Suzu's parents die? Was it 12 years ago when an "incident" happened? Maybe a few years after that when they were visiting the Uchia's one night? Iron Poisoning? What?!
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>>1909998
Have each of them show us their best jutsu, then see if we can get them to do it with one less hand seal. Gotta take baby steps.

>How our parents got Wayned

Our dad was killed by a Hyuga clan defector and our mom went all out on hunting her down and killing her, later dying in the hospital from a mixture of wounds and exertion of the Tekkotsu. We at least got a heartfelt goodbye from her.
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>>1909998
Dad died in glorious combat. Mom died of a broken heart over the course of a year after dad died.
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>>1910025
gthis i guess
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>>1909998
Dad fougth a Hyuuga missining the figth was so hard that he ended dyung after due to iron poisoning.Mom tried to threat him but she couldn't save him and slowly she became weaker and died of a broken heart. But actualy in a attemp to save her husband from the poisoning she staryed doing a blood transfusion unfortunantly she didn't managed to save him and ended up poisoned and so died a phew days later.
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>>1910085
Is English your fourth language or are you just a little bit "Special"?
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this heartbreak shit is pretty gay
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>>1910173
We'll if we go with my >>1910025 version then technically the dad died of a broken heart.

Cause it was punched out of his chest.
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>>1909998
choose a moderately difficult technique requiring four or so seals.

have them practice it until they have hand cramps.

also the dad died in the most explosive iron fisted domestic dispute in Konoha memory. he had apparently been sleeping around and his wife took umbrage.

Our mother died of Iron poisoning a year and a half later.
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>>1910025
I'll go with this
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>>1909998
>Parents
Our father was killed on a mission ib
a battle against a small hyuga branch that defected. Out mother would swear vengeance and slaughter the rest after hunting and catching them near the boarder. She would later officially have died from over exertion of the iron release.
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>>1910224
oh hell yeah, not just one hyuga but a whole branch of the fuckers
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>>1910239
>He went out like Might Duy vs the swordsmen, activating a suicidal forbidden tetsu technique
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Maybe the mom died because when she fought the Hyuga(s) she turned EVERYTHING into iron, like full on iron golem mode that made her immune to gentle fist bullshit. But the downside of it is a guaranteed death by iron poisoning, like not even Tsunade working with Jesus could save her.
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>>1910224
>All these typos
Sorry typing on my phone is shit and my autocorrect is retarded
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>>1910264
That's what i was thinking too, you can't mess up a chakra point if it's iron all the way down
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Hey guys this Moonrunes power is out and don't know when it'll come back on. Sorry.
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>>1910239
I also like how it puts more depth into our plan's dislike of the Hyuga. While hygua are a large clan with the sacrifice of branch members being the accepted way of going about things, the death of two clansmen from our small clan would really hurt, especially with how much more family like the clan comes off. It would make sense for our clan to have some hatred for the hyuga for their incompetence in handling their members. Making our rivalry both not an old one but very strong, and why the hyuga haven't been seen to actually have anything against our clan.
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>>1910264
That's pretty rad.
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>>1910320
*clan's dislike
Damn it phone
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Rolled 15, 13, 1, 11, 11, 12, 18, 7, 19 = 107 (9d20)

Okay guys the power's back on. Sorry about that long ass wait.

Okay, give me a 1d20+4 for your Hand Seal stats again, then I'll roll for the other three.

First 3 are for Sasu, second 3 are for Hiki, and last 3 are for Kori.
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>>1910462
>Sasu: 1
>Hiki: 12+1.5=13.5
>Kori: 19+3.5=22.5

Poor Sasu
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1910462
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1910462
>>1910466
Poor poor Sasu.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1910462
>Sasu ties his finger into knots
>Hiki just barely manages
>Kori is an idiot savant
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1910462
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1910462
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Huh, looks like Kori did better than Taka here.

How does that make him feel?
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>>1910489
>Man, I'm REALLY good at this teaching stuff
He is pure and nothing can bring this kid down Except for his terrible physical condition and likelihood of dying in a few years
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>>1910489
How does that make him feel?

Happy for finaly being usefull followed by a violent cough fit were he spits blood and needs to be taken fast to the hospital.
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>>1910493
this
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>>1910489
this >>1910493
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2RgKVk1M9M0&index=5&list=PL65E33789AA7052BC

"Okay," You say, fists clenched as tightly as you can get them to before it starts to hurt. "You guys each try a jutsu you like, and I'll help you as best I can to lower the number of Hand Seals required for it, okay?"

They all nod, except for Susu who just rolls his eyes and kicks at some of the dirt. Well, someone's a Debby Downer.

You start off with your brother since he's the one you know the most about. He decides to pick one of the Clan Ninjutsu's, Shuriken Sparks. You watch as he Tekkotsu's his hands, then doing the necessary seals before slap one hand against the other, as if he were trying to strike flint. The sparks that shoot out quickly take the form of shuriken, burying themselves into a nearby training post before fizzling out. It takes a bit of practice, but eventually you figure out a way to at least lower the number of seals required for it by one. No substantial, but your brother gives you a thumbs up regardless.

Kori is much easier to train. She chooses the Water Bullet technique, with a little added twist. She's already got the jutsu down to three seals, and once it shoots out of her mouth you realize she's adding more seals on top of it to freeze the water right before it crashes into the nearby training dummy. "Very impressive Kori." You say, left in awe at how impressive her Ninutsu and Hand Seals are. The two of you maybe spend a few minutes going over the minute details, and after that you've managed to improve the technique for her enough that she only needs one Hand Seal for the first part, and two for the later part.

Sasu is....not good. You feel bad about thinking such things, but it's true. His clan specializes in Kenjutsu, he chose a technique that just required one hand. However it becomes very apparent that while he can perform the seals after a while, there's an obvious thing holding him back.

"Sasu," You start, getting a quick look of annoyance from him as the sweat drips down his brow. "How come you don't switch your weapon over to your other hand, you're obviously right handed and-"

"No." He growls, putting his kendo stick back into its strap. "Only thieves and degenerates use their right hands for Kenjutsu."

"But, it's obvious that you're right handed!" You feel a little exasperated.

"No." He says again, crossing his arms at you. You can see Hiki behind him looking at you, he shrugs his shoulders. Apparently this is a common thing.

>Well shit, what now? You gonna' beat him up you fierce tiger? Maybe talk him down? Or like, pass out or something I don't know. Free reign!
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>>1910547
Crippled kid beating up some sword weeb, now that's something I wanna see.
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>>1910547
Can we seal his left arm behind his back and make him write with his left until he is dexterous enough?
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>>1910560
You know what I mean.
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>>1910547
>If you want to doom yourself to never being as good as you can be, that's your choice.
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>>1910547
>Sasu, do you know that this is the only the second time in months i've been outside? I don't have the strength to go out, so all i do is study! But I wish sometimes that i was strong enough to do kenjutsu, and i just think that...if i had the strength to wield a sword, it wouldn't matter which hand i had it in, as long as i could protect my family and friends!
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>>1910556
>>1910560
>>1910565
You can TRY to do all these things. Do you believe the Dice Gods are favorable to Taka though?
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>>1910547
>"No." He growls, putting his kendo stick back into its strap. "Only thieves and degenerates use their right hands for Kenjutsu."
Can we ask him why he believes that? Or where he got that from?
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>>1910579
It's just part of the Kou Clan mentality that I made up after he rolled a 1.
...
WHAT?! It was either that or Madara showed up to seal away his Hand Seal control and laugh as he ran away because no one would believe them.
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>>1910565
>>1910574
>>1910579
Verbal attitude seems to be the consensus.

Roll me that 1d20+3 for Social!
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>>1910547
>>1910574
I'll switch to this. I couldn't think of anything suitably "crippled child" enough to say.

>>1910578
I just wanted to point out he's being pretty dumb. If he doesn't listen to logic his friends or teacher he's not going to listen to it from Taka. I just couldn't come up with a line from Taka's viewpoint.

>>1910585
>Tries to do the hand seals
>Flubs
>OH GOD MY HAND'S ALMOST FALLING OFF WHY DID I PRACTICE THIS WITH A REAL SWORD

The way you did it is much better.
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1910593
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1910593
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Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1910593
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1910593

BEHOLD, LOGIC
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"But, why?!" You can feel your blood pressure starting to rise. Ugh, no no no, you can do this. Sasu must have a good reason for why he views right handed sword users as degenerates and such. You're sure of it.

"Centuries ago the Kou Clan decided that since you grip your dick with your right hand, that same hand shouldn't grip the hilt of a sword. It'll infuse it with impure thoughts."

....

You can feel your left eye begin to twitch. This is, this is completely stupid. You don't wanna' think it, but this is just the stupidest thing you've ever heard. Not to mention the fact that Kori is now blushing heavily and your brother is tilting his head while looking at his own right hand.

"Sasu," You start, taking a deep breath before staring at him with cold, iron like eyes. "That is, the stupidest thing I've ever heard."

Well that made him angry. "Hey, you can't judge my Clan's believes! Who do you think you are?!"

"Who am I?" You take a step forward, leaning the crutch as you do. "I'm 12 years old, and this is the second time in months that I've been able to go outside on my own. I'm weak, my body riddled with sickness that kills more members of my clan year after year. I can't do Ninutsu or Taijutsu or even Genjutsu, because the poison in my body disrupts my Chakra so much that if I even tried to do that, I might fall over and die." You poke Sasu in the chest, causing the other boy to step back a bit. "I'm Takahiro Tetsu, I'm the weakest member of my Clan and I know this. If I had even a fraction of your health, of your ability to run and jump and swing a sword, I'd use it till my dying breath to protect my friends and family, no matter which dang hand I used!" You grab Sasu by the scruff of his collar, bringing his face just inches away from your own. "So stop spouting this nonsense about which hands are pure and which aren't and just take the sword in your right hand!"

You let him go, your breathing getting heavier as you stare at him. That felt good. Really good.

And tiring.

Roll me 1d20. DC 18
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1910652
>He gets angry
I was actually hoping he'd try guilting him into it, but this works too hopefully
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1910652
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1910652
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1910652
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>>1910661
>>1910666
>>1910668
>>1910672
You only have 1 roll left.

Better hope it's good.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1910652
hurf
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1910687

Fuck
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1910652
I'm dying over here from the dick thing

Right handed men are much more likely to hold their dicks with their left hand. The more you know...
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Well, Taka died for Sasu's stupidity. What an end

Also a quick question moonrune, how far can we go with pushing up stats? No limits?
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>>1910696
Don't question the masturbatory traditions of his clan
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Yeah, Taka just passed out from overexertion.

It was going well until then though!

Alright I got work, so we'll be back in like, 7 1/2 hours. Then we'll be playing as Hiki.
>>1910710
The higher the stat the harder the DC will be to raise it. You're not going over 5 for each stat, that's for sure.
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>>1910718
> You're not going over 5 for each stat
>anons rolled nats

dumb luck are incredible, moonrunes
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>>1910718

Then be prepared to shit yourself when we start rolling nat20s on increasing our already high stats. Also anons, what kind of bullshittery should we be trying to perform in this quest?
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>>1910809
Make Taka learn kendo

That guy is young version of a certain bleach character
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>>1910809
Getting Sinchu and that Aburame chick together.
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>>1910809
>hook Taka up with Hanabi for happiness while also helping to end the feud
>also have him effortlessly seduce her maid as well
>hook Sinchu up with that Aburame to start his Insect Death Battle gambling empire
>hook Susumu up with someone so he stops being a sad cunt. Maybe Tsunade, she's only like 9 years older
>go find Tsunade so she can cure Takahiro and he can become the ninja he's meant to be
>also get her to see if she can help with the Iron Poisoning as a whole. Being with Susumu would help her motivation
>and get her to teach Hikigaya so he can punch mountains to dust instead of just particularly large hills
>use Hikigaya's Autist Wisperer no jutsu to make Gaara stop being an autist
>hook Hikigaya up with someone inb4 fujofags try for Gaara Shikamaru is clearly superior
>laugh at everyone else REEEE at how OP our Genin team is
I may have forgotten some things.
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>>1910718
So are you saying no stats over 5 at all or just one stat over 5 with a lot of work? Cause Hiki could totally probably get to strength 6 on account of him having a 5 and isn't even done growing.
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>>1910809
Hiki-increasing character stays/getting stronger. Getting genjutsu to a respectable 1.5-2.0 so that we shore up a glaring weakness, increasing Taijutsu and speed to be an even greater fighter, and getting better with his iron release, as well as learning to overcome his clan's curse and make them a clan to rival even the greatest of families in Konoha

Cousin- getting sweet big girl ass

Take-learning and studying even further, researching his clan and their powers and Justus to figure out a cure for his clan.

Elder-Old man adventures, character development through his point of view and memories, clan management and politics maybe
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>>1910894
We should befriend the two tail...just because.

>Taka romanced Hanabi
>He realized later that this might be a mistake but Hanabi insist on engagement
>everything went until the day of marriage
>Taka suddenly died

It's samurai jack/gurren laggen all over again
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>>1910928
>Cousin- getting sweet big girl ass
Easy, hook him up with Suzu. If those faggot Hyugga can fuck their own cousins then why not us?
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>>1910948
At least in Samurai Jack it made sense, what with Jack killing her dad before he could give her mom his juices.

But in Gurren Laggen it was just a clumsy last-minute "trying to be bittersweet ending" and failing. Fuck whoever wrote that ending.
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>>1910958
Think he meant "bug"

But we should work on regaining the clan's glory.
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>Suzugami ends up marrying Lee
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>>1910958
Sorry I meant bug girl, again, my autocorrect sucks. It'll change stuff even if it's spelled right.
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>>1910981
...
but why?
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>>1910981
fuck off eugenicsanon
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>>1910981

As much as I find Lee to be a cool guy, fuck that. She's going to keep herself for Hiki
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>>1910981
....I don't see that happening. On a different note though, I do see members having people marry into their family since we're too small otherwise. In fact, I just kind of assumed Hiki and Taka's dad married into the clan and was accepted because political marriage seems like way less of an issue when just kid making and clan expansion is already enough of an issue. I like to think elder got a lot of shit for not marrying up until he was the clan elder and everyone old enough to nag him about it are dead.
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>>1911190
> She's going to keep herself for Hiki
>incest

I thought you are cool. Time to reassess my respect
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>>1911517

The joke flew over you my friend, and for that you have my apologies
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>>1911190
Just cause the hyuuga do it, doesn't mean we have to.
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>>1910912
I'm saying not a single stat is going over 5. That's just...I mean that's like some early 2000's Naruto OC crap. Also back.
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>>1912752
>>1912752
Glad you are back moonrunes.
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>>1912752
I agree wholeheartedly, we're already stupidly strong
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Moonrunes quick question. Can we use our bloodline to turn our nails into iron? Cause that would be dope as fuck
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>>1912777
You can do a lot of things. It's just a matter of practice and if anons suggest doing it while playing.

For instance, I'm fine with ya'll having the hairs on your body turn to iron and do like a weird, Tarantula thing where you shoot tiny needles off your and they get stuck in the opponents eyes.

Also writing.
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>>1912770
Don't know why people want to have such huge status. I would rather work up some skills using our future ninjutsu or hell just using our bloodline iron release would be enough. We also need to start developing ways to face Hyugas.
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>>1912790
That makes me think we could do something like spider-man create little iron hooks from our hand and fingers to crawl into walls. But chakra control already solves this.
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>>1912792
I think Clan Techniques are more what I want to focus on as well, like using arm hair as spiked bracers or something. Spitting iron shavings at opponents eyes.
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>You are one dope as Genin called Hikigaya. It rhymes icky papaya.

You're already moving as you watch your brother start to fall, catching him in your arms before he hits the ground. This isn't the first time you've had to do this exactly.

"What?" Sasu blinks in surprise, though he gets over it quickly and leans down to check on your brother, Kori right next to you as well. "What happened man?"

"He's worn himself out. It's like he said, he doesn't get to be out by himself that often, and this is why." You carefully carry your brother in your arms, making sure his tongue doesn't roll back down his throat. Even though that's technically not possible. "I need to get him back home so Elder can look him over. Do you two mind telling Sensei Ko where I went?"

"Yeah man, don't worry about it." Sasu says, giving you a thumbs up.

"We'll make sure Sensei knows Hiki!" Kori says, saluting you.

You're about to shunshin off when Sasu stops you. "Hey uh, when he wakes up, tell him I'll take his advice, kay?"

You nod, then head off. It takes you a little longer than usual to get back to the Clan compound, you've got to be extra careful with Taka, but you still get there quickly enough.

Once again it looks like barely anybody's home. Not that uncommon when there's only 16 people in the Clan. Still, you need to find the Elder.

>Oh shit son, what do?
>Hmmmm
>Yeah what do?
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>>1912806
>"And now Hiki, that you've officially become a man, allow me to show you the ancient Tetsu art of...IRON BEARD JUTSU!"
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>>1912820
>Remember that Saki has one of those strange phones. call her from another phone. Since she is always looking at it she is reliable to answer it specialy if we are the one calling.
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>>1912857
Oh shit you made a gag into an actual plot point, well done anon.
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>>1912820
OH SHIT HE'S HAVING A HEART ATTACK. QUICK, USE OUR RETARD STRENGTH TO GIVE HIM CPR!
Don't actually do that.

>>1912857
I'll back this.
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>>1912857
I applaud you.
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>>1912861
Eh my imouto did the exact same thing. We could always count she would always have her cell charged and that she will have it with her. So if she didn't answer we always call on her bullshit. Now she is a grow woman and reduced the usage but out of habit she keeps checking her phone.
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Alright, just for shits and giggles let's roll to see if Hiki can remember this in his worried state.

1d20+3 for intelligence. DC 15.

I mean, what ARE the chances of this going badly?
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1912890
>nat 1
>who am I again?
>who's this person I'm carrying?
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1912890
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1912890
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>>1912900
Your welcome.
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1912890
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Welp, looks like you passed.

I mean, you still have 1 roll left, but what are the chances of that being a 1?

Hmmmm?

Writing.
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>>1912903
>>1912899
What the hell. Kek stop doing this
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>>1912917
No.
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WAIT! Saika has that weird, cordless phone she's always on. You could just call her up on one of the Tetsu brand Clan phones and get her to call for the Elder. Or help. Something at least.

You rush over to the Triplets housing, then stop as you remember you don't know where the spare key is.

Hmmm.

KRASH! You'll pay for the door later, right now you've got a brother to worry about. You quickly search around the house, realizing half way into your search for the house phone that you could've just gone over to your own house and gotten yours, but time is of the essence.

Eventually you find it, laying your brother down gently and dialing up Saika's number. It rings for a few seconds before you finally get an answer.

"Hello? Kind of in the middle of something right now." Hmmm, you can hear loud, thumping music in the background and someone calling for more shots. Perhaps they're at a disco shooting range? Is that a thing?

"Saika, it's Hikigaya. Listen, I need you to call the Elder and tell him that Takahiro has passed out again!"

"Hello? Hiki? What are you doing in the Triplets house? Why is their door broken in half?" You turn around, noticing the Elder standing in the hallway with bags of groceries in each arm and a confused look on his face.

"Good job Saika, the Elder's here. Goodbye."

"Wait wha-" You hang up before she can finish, quickly grabbing Takahiro in your arms.

"Elder, Hiki needs help!"

>HAHAHAHA! Guess what?! We're switching over to Elder! Surprise bitches!
>How's he react to this shit?!
>He's NOT old.
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>>1912943
What?!
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>>1912943
>"Elder, TAKA needs help!"

Hahaha, ignore that mistake please.
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>>1912943
>Grab the kid and solve this bullshit then afyer it scold Hiki for loosing his cool
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>>1912973

Support...
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>>1912943
Take him to the hospital to make sure he's OK. Get on to Hiki about breaking the door.
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>Sort this shit out
>then talk to the boys about the clan way of fixing this once and for all, if the kid could die in the next few months he at least deserves the option
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>>1912995
Finally. I was waiting for someone to bring that up as an option.

I'll give it another twenty minutes before we decide things.
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If it just takes bodys we could start capturing enemy ninja
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Huh, well okay then.

Everybody cool with Susumu taking Taka to the hospital then?
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>>1913049
Yes.
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>You are NOT old

Oh god Hikigaya might have killed his brother finally. You sigh as you sit the groceries down as you head over and take a look at Takahiro, opening up one of his eyes and examining the pupil to make sure he isn't dead before letting out a sigh of relief. "Well, good news he isn't dead."

"Wonderful." Hiki says in what you can only assume is genuine happiness. Weird little kid.

"Bad news is he's gonna' need to be put on an IV now. What happened?" And so as the two of you head to the hospital, you're told of how Takahiro seemed to lose it with one of Hiki's teammates, overexerting himself to the point of passing out. "Damn, little Taka got angry? That doesn't happen that often."

"No it doesn't." Hiki replies, staring straight ahead.

The two of you land on the hospitals roof before heading inside, Taka's own little room already prepared for him. The nurses get him set up as you and Hiki take a seat, the little guy obvious worried for his brother.

Now might be a good chance to tell the two of them about..the ritual. You'd considered it before, especially with how sick and weak Taka was. But this wasn't like with Sinchu where you knew he was strong enough to handle it, or with Suzu and her desire to always be there for her younger brothers.

This was something all together different.

>Well, you wanna' tell them about the ritual or not?
>It's up to you anon, you hold two 12 year old's lives in your keyboards!
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>>1913076
Do it, be a man
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>>1913076
>It's up to you anon, you hold two 12 year old's lives in your keyboards!
No pressure. Especially since we don't even know what the ritual is.

Sure, I guess. Better make sure the nurse or any of those bullshit eye upstanding Hyuga aren't listening in.
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>>1913209
Sorry I disappeared moonrunes, didn't notice I hadn't posted until I saw the little graphic from 4chanx from the other guy's post.
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>>1913205

Support...
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>>1913076
Eh tell then it will at least give Taka a chance to go down fighting.
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>>1913076
Do it, take could die and we all know Hiki was gonna do it eventually. Dude was born to lead this clan to greatness.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IYA2_DU7iD4&list=PLipPSZQAhgWB0XFtB1Rs4ubeHxAI9rLY3&index=10
You uncross your arms, leaning forward as you run your hands through your non-existent hair. "Hiki, close the blinds and the door would you?" You can hear his tiny feet move about the room, not even questioning you as he does so. Within' seconds the room's much darker, the only light coming from that which creeps in between the blinds and the flashing lights coming off the digital clock on the wall. "Now, stand beside Taka with me."

The two of you stand on either side of Taka's bed, the young boy finally stirring and blinking up at you, even in the darkness. "Elder?" His voice sounds so weak. Did he really only get like this because he shouted?

"It's me and Hiki Taka, we're here. It's about time I told you boys something important and...gave you a choice." You give a little sigh, left eye twitching again. No, not now. You count to ten then the twitching stops. "Now, both of you take each others hand and then take one of mine." They do so, their own feeling so much smaller inside yours.

Now or never.

"Tetsu Style: Iron Cage Genjutsu." You open your eyes, and you're here again. It's the hospital room alright, but you know it's not. You let go of Hiki and Taka's hands, walking over to the blinds and pulling them aside. The outside is a dark red, the clouds in the sky a swirling mess of black. There's rusted iron bars on the outside of the windows, twisted and nasty looking. You sigh.

"Okay," You turn around, facing the two of them now. "It's time for you both to finally learn the dark history of your Clan."
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>>1913410
"Three Centuries ago, we made a deal with a god. Our Clan was desperate," You walk over to the wall, turning your fingers to iron before jabbing them into it. The wall crumbles away like a cracker and instead there's a vast, swirling portal in front of you. It begins to show the images of past Clan members, dressed for war, tired, and bloody. "We lived in an area surrounded by much stronger Clan's, and year after year more and more of us would be slaughtered. We lacked the bloodline limit to give us an advantaged, and few of us were exceptional in the other shinobi arts."

The picture changes to show that of a dark, wet looking cave with a number of people heading into it. "Then, we discovered Him," The image changes again, this time revealing a swirling, red mass of screaming mouths, in the center of it a large, monster like face with huge fangs, and terrifying white eyes. "Tesshin, the God of Iron."

"We....we captured that thing?" Taka stammers, gulping so loud that even you can hear it from where you're standing. "B-but, why?"

"We made a deal with Tesshin, the strength to protect our Clan in wartime, and to gift us with the power of iron." You sigh. "He used those very words against us though." The image changes again, now a new group of people are in front of Tesshin, arguing with him. "During times of peace our Clan began to notice the death rate began to increase more so than usual. It was then we found out that the iron in our blood was nearly five times that of the average person. But it was only during times of peace this was happening." The image zooms in on the people arguing with Tesshin, one of them carrying a metal box.

Just like the one in your room.
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>>1913423

DAMNED FAUSTIAN BARGINS
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>>1913423
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTIJMq_Fo_Q&index=6&list=PL7C116DA2E46BBFD7

"From what the scrolls say about that night, the our Clan Head argued with Tesshin for many hours before a compromise was reached. Tesshin would let us regain our Clan's health and prosperity on one condition, the sacrifice of a single individual from the Clan." You frown, the image changing again to that of the box being opened. "But if there's one thing the Tetsu Clan love more than Iron, it's Blood. We denied Tesshin his request, but in the same turn became greedy." The image changes, the box is shut, but around it are nearly a hundred corpses littered about, blood stains the walls of the gave. "100 Clansmen gave their lives to put the God of Iron in a small box, all so that we could have a chance to live."

"So," Hiki says. "If we captured Tesshin to stop the deaths, why are they still happening."

"Because Hiki, even though we captured Tenshin doesn't mean he was gone. He was already in our blood, giving us the Tekkotsu ability. It wasn't till after the first great Shinobi war that our elders discovered this. But, they found a way to fight back the effects by then." The image on the wall changes again, this time to that of one Clansmen kneeling in front of the box that Tesshin is trapped in, placing his hand on it. "Tesshin is an angry, and vengeful god, understand this, but he is also smart. He knows there's no way any of us are ever letting him out of the box, so he makes compromises with people. Take a challenge set by him, win and you receive not only your good health but his added knowledge of the Tekkotsu as well. Lose and...." You feel your left eye start to twitch. "He stays with you, gnawing at your thoughts like a leech, making you more and more bloodthirsty as the days go by. Eventually you turn on your own Clan and we..."

You turn back to the boys, the image on the wall disappearing. "Those are the choices I'm offering you. You're both smart, strong in your own ways. If I didn't believe you had a chance of beating Tesshin's challenge, I wouldn't offer this to you. Now," You stare at them, bringing your hands up in a seal. "When you wake up, I need your answers. AWAKE!"

>Okie dokie, that was long huh? So, what are Hiki and Taka's answers gonna' be my man? Hmmmm
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>>1913442

Well this is going t be hard. But fuck it, they both accept it, let's give this asshole god the finger
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>>1913442
> "He stays with you, gnawing at your thoughts like a leech, making you more and more bloodthirsty as the days go by. Eventually you turn on your own Clan and we..."

fuckig hell

Taka says he will do it. As for Hiki he will either train more first so he can then take the challenge
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>>1913469

...You mean Hiki will go and Taka will train right?
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>>1913484
It can be i don't really care for the order.
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This is a big decision so I'm leaving it open for a while. Like. Two more hours? Yeah that seems fair.
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>>1913507
It's for the best. Can't leave this kinda of vote for just two or three people to decide.
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>>1913518
I figured.

Just some questions for ya'll though. I plan on doing a Clan Head meeting soon with Susumu, some more bullshit running around or ANBU missions for Sinchu, and you all already know what the plans are for Taka.

Looking at it I reckon there's three months in game till the Chunin exams. What kind of missions or bonding or training are you guys looking forward to with your team?
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Cripple Bro needs this but muscle bro can wait, he is in no danger.


So uncle failed and that's what gave him the eye twitch? It's actually him struggling to not kill us all?
Well then

Weird to think bro and sis did this and managed to get through it, hopefully that bodes well for sickness-bro
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>>1913540
Sis took it when she was very young, right after your parents death.

Sinchu took it right before becoming a Anbu.

Susumu....well you'll find out about that sooner or later.
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>>1913531
I'd like an arc/extended mission like the zabuza one but unlike some other quests please don't make it the actual Zabuza mission

I'd like to experience an anbu mission where for one reason or another we have to enter an enemy village either to steal something or take it back
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>>1913442
Its obvious Hiki takes on Rusty for the benefit of Taka.

He gets the ninjutsu, Taka gets the health.
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>>1913442
I'll say they both take it. For Taka, this is one and only chance to live a long and happy life, and to be a shinobi like the rest of his clan. He could drop dead at literally any point and teaming isn't an option for him because any type of physical excretion or even a light use of his chakra would kill him, he has to do it as soon as he can. For Hiki, he is a talented shinobi who wants nothing more than his clan healthy and rise as a great clan of Konoha. He would probably see it as just another step he must take for his goals, as well as the chance to get rid of his own iron poisoning that he must deal with. Plus, I can't see him letting his younger twin to take the test by himself.
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>>1913589
I could get behind them taking the test together, they are twins after all
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Okay, so far what I've noticed is

>People want Taka to take the test, and Hiki to hold off on it since it's not as serious for him right now.
>People want both of them to take it together, which Taka getting the health and Hiki getting the Tekkotsu knowledge.


That about right?
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>>1913639
About right, final vote?
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>>1913643
Nah, just a little longer.
....
I wanna' go make a pizza real quick
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>>1913639
Is the health/knowledge and either/or?
Could the two of them not just get both?
Or are you saying if they do the test individually they can get both but together they each get one aspect?

If so doing it as individuals is better because we wouldn't want muscle bro to get ill and for whatever reason not be able to do the test agaon
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>>1913639

Sounds good bossrune
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>>1913668
Easier to do the test as a group, plus it makes sense for Hiki to not want to let Taka take the risk by himself. The downside is that it's a one or the other situation, where one gets the Tekkotsu knowledge, and the other gets the health.

Taka would need the health.

Doing it by themselves would net both benefits, but it'll be harder.
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>>1913689

How hard are we talking here?
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>>1913712
Hard hard.
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>>1913689
>>1913720
What sort of tests are these? Is it different for each person?
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>>1913728
I've got a chart set up that you'll have to roll for.
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>>1913729
Could you do the test twice?
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>>1913738
That'd be a bad idea. Gods are fickle and easily angered anon.
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>>1913729
>>1913739
>>1913738
Considering how frail Taka's body is, does he need to do any physical tests? Will this be done in some mindscape?
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>>1913742
You'll find out when you get there.

>DING DING DING

Okay anons, it's voting time, here are your choices.

>People want Taka to take the test, and Hiki to hold off on it since it's not as serious for him right now.
>People want both of them to take it together, which Taka getting the health and Hiki getting the Tekkotsu knowledge.

Choose one, and only one. This matters.
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>>1913746
Can we have them take the test individually? If not then
>People want Taka to take the test, and Hiki to hold off on it since it's not as serious for him right now.
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>>1913746
>>People want both of them to take it together, which Taka getting the health and Hiki getting the Tekkotsu knowledge.
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>>1913746

>People want Taka to take the test, and Hiki to hold off on it since it's not as serious for him right now.

Let's have our good cripple become the ninja we know he can be
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>>1913746
>>People want Taka to take the test, and Hiki to hold off on it since it's not as serious for him right now.
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>>1913746
>>People want Taka to take the test, and Hiki to hold off on it since it's not as serious for him right now.
They're both prodigies, so they stand a chance.
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>>1913746
>together
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>>1913746
>>People want both of them to take it together, which Taka getting the health and Hiki getting the Tekkotsu knowledge.
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>>1913748
>>1913761
>>1913763
>>1913771

>>1913760
>>1913779


4 to 2 guys. Taka's taking the test alone.

Will be writing shortly.
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>>1913806
Taka's a big boy, and with both the health and the right to learn the Tekkotsu knowledge he'll get the chance to catch up and become a great ninja.
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>>1913806
>>1913817
I'm more afraid that if both the boys try to do the test the god will try to put then against each other.
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>>1913849
>>1913849
Possibly, I was more afraid of the fact that people were assuming just because Hiki seemed fine now that he wouldn't need the health cure later on, despite having the iron poisoning just like the rest of the young people of his clan.
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>>1913863
That too, but i was more afraid of the god putting the boys against each other. We don't know if he want the one doing the test to succeed or fail. Which by the fact that he being a god and gods always had frickle humour even more likely.

Maybe we should ask the elder if it would be safe to do it alone or together.
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>You are a good brother.

You shoot up in your hospital bed, the sudden exertion causing you to groan loudly. You look around, looks like you're back in the real world, not in whatever make-believe place the Elder had brought you and your brother to. You look over to Hiki, who's leaning against the wall and rubbing his face with one hand. The Elder is sitting down in a chair now, bringing out a scroll that he holds tightly in one hand.

"So, have you boys decided yet?" Susumu looks at both of you with heavy eyes, like he doesn't really want this discussion to happen.

You think it over, what you've just learned and the risks involved if you fail. Then you look over at your brother. Strong, courageous, full of life. And you know that he's going to try and take on the challenge with you, to protect you, and keep you from harm.

But he'll be putting himself in harms way at the same time.

Before Hiki has a chance to speak you answer. "I'll do it by myself." You can feel your brothers worried look upon you. "Hikigaya, you don't have to do this yet. You're still healthy, strong, you might never have to deal with this...Tesshin." You turn to him, standing up from the hospital bed and putting a shaky hand on his shoulder. "I'm not sure how much longer I've got left, and this might be my only chance to live a normal life."

"But...but I can help." You can feel the pain in your brothers, the shaking of his whole body. "I'm strong, like you said, so that means I can help out others when the time comes!"

You shake your head, tears starting to fall down your cheeks. "I'm sorry Hiki, but I can't take the chance that something will happen to you all because you wanted to protect me. Now, promise me you won't take the test with me." You wait, your brother looking down at the ground now. "PROMISE ME."

"....I promise."

You turn to Elder, who nods and unrolls the scroll. He bites the tip of his thumb before pressing it into the center of what appears to be a complicated set of seals. In a puff of smoke the old, rusted iron box appears in front of you on the floor. You've seen it before, plenty of times, but now that you know what's inside it...

"Simply touch your hand to the top of the box and then...well you'll know what to do."

You gulp walking forward and kneeling down, your hand shakily reaching for the box. You give one last look to your brother, then touch it.

Then there's darkness.

>Okay, so how is Taka's mood and attitude right now? Is he worried, scared, trying to put on a brave face? How's he going to react to Tesshin?
>Also roll me a 1d33.
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Rolled 17 (1d33)

>>1913897
Taka's probably trying to put on a brave face, but he'll metaphorically piss himself once he's alone.
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Rolled 8 (1d33)

>>1913897
>Mood
Hopeful, because this is the first time in his life his dream could actually be reality, not just some pipe dream that gets brought up because he can walk for a couple hours and not pass out. Hiki is worried as fuck and feels like shit though, he kind of babies Taka in his own way.
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Rolled 29 (1d33)

>>1913897

I'm all for Taka feeling hopeful
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Rolled 2 (1d3)

>>1913903 (1)
>>1913905 (2)
>>1913908 (3)

Okay then, deciding the challenge.....NOW!
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>>1913908

Did....did I do good?
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>>1913935

Is it bad?
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Rolled 30 (1d33)

>>1913897
>>1913935
>>1913936
>>1913941
Oh no, I'm too late.
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You open your eyes and you're surrounded by cave walls. It takes you a moment to realize that you're in the cave that you saw in the flashbacks, the one where Tesshin was originally captured.

"Nnnngh." You stand up, it takes some effort without your crutch but you manage to do it. You look around, the entrance to the cave is blocked off by a huge, iron boulder, and the only light coming from in the cave are the torches that sit on either side of an iron throne right near the end of the cave.

You give a little sigh, but try to keep your spirits up. You knew this wasn't going to be easy, but the reward for completing it is worth it. You take a few steps toward the throne, when suddenly the flames die out, the only light being that from the moon that seeps through the cracks of the cave. It takes your eyes a moment to adjust to the darkness, but when they do you realize there's someone setting on the throne now, red eyes staring back at you. "Tesshin." You say in a hushed whisper.

For thematic purposes would you guys mind pretending that Tesshin sounds like Mark Hamil? Just imagine Majima from Yakuza.

"Ta-ka-hi-ro." Tesshin spouts back, the corners of his mouth curling upwards. It's the only way you can tell that he's smiling. "Gotta' say I was surprised to see just you show up, thought for sure that brother of yours would try to come along too." Tesshin reclines back into his throne, rubbing his chin as he looks you over. "Pretty pathetic lookin' aren't you? No stamina, no strength, can't even use chakra without the chance of your heart exploding." He claps his hands, startling you as he sits forward. "BUT HEY! That's what makes this all the more appetizing, am I right?! When you've got nothing left to lose you can just bet it all!"

"I-I'm not here to play games Tesshin! Give me the test so that I may go." You feel a draft of air and suddenly the Iron God is behind you, standing over you like a mountain of horror.

"Anxious aren't we?" He brings his hands up, digging a clawed thumb into the palm of his hand and letting the dark, black blood flow out. It seems to just stop in mid-air, forming into a perfect sphere about the size of a gumball before it's snatched up by Tesshin. "Last time I did this was with your lazy cousin Sinchu. His challenge was that he had race me till I was too tired to continue." He frowns. "You know what he did?"

"Wh-what?" You ask, gulping.

"He sat down on the floor and didn't move for three days. It was annoying, it was an insult to my challenge." Suddenly Tenshin smiles, juggling the iron ball in his fingers. "It was smart. I got bored, tired of him sitting around, so he won the race." He leans in close to you, smiling with all those sharp fangs. "So let's see if you're as clever as he was. I'll be giving you three riddles, answer each of them in one guess, and you win."

You blink, the surprise on your face evident. "F-fine. What's the first riddle?"
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>>1913897
You can do it Taka!
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>>1914012
"Four of us lie down, each beside the other, shoulder to shoulder. The fifth one lies across two of us. We are more deadly this way than we were separate. What do we make?"

>If ya'll can figure this out on your own I'll be impressed. If not we can always roll for it with Intellect.
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>>1914021
A fist?
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>>1914021
What's the origin or inspiration of this riddle? Is this ninja or Fullmetal Alchemist related?
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>>1914021

A fist
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>>1914031
I just thought of it on my own. It's probably been told before.
>>1914029
>>1914035

Correct. That didn't take very long.
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"A fist." You answer almost immediately, drawing laughter from Tesshin that echos throughout the cave.

"Good good, though that was an easy one." He scratches a long, deep mark into the wall, which starts oozing red ink. At least you hope it's ink. "Ready for the next one?"

"Yes. I'm ready." You say, fists tightening.

"Very well."

"I have wings but cannot fly, staying in the same spot until I die. When the wind blows I spin and spin, when the wind stops I am still again."

"What am I?"
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>>1914056
A rooster weather vane?
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>>1914056

A windmill?
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>>1914056
a windmill or a pinwheel
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>>1914056
Windmill?
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>>1914062
>>1914064
>>1914066

Correct. You're very good at this aren't you Chaos?
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>>1914067
Taka a smart boy. I can only imagine Susumu's reaction after this.
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>>1914067

Gotta learn to go through riddles if I wanna talk with anything related to Tzeentch
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A pinwheel? No. No it isn't a pinwheel, they don't have wings. But...wait! "A windmill!" You shout, your shrill voice echoing throughout the cave."

Tesshin claps his hands slowly for you, but you notice that his grin is starting to disappear. "Very good Takahiro. You're as smart as you are weak." He cackles at that, moving faster than you can keep up with and suddenly climbing on the walls. His head twists all the way around like an owl's and looks at you, his eyes wider now.

"I was there when you were born, I was there when you first cried. I was there when you were first laughed, and I was there when you learned your parents died. I was there when you scrapped your knee, I was there when you cried yourself to sleep. I was there when you looked over the cherry blossoms, I was there when the baby bird first started to cheep. I was there when you failed the entrance exam, I was there when you picked up a kunai. I was there when you when you passed out, I was there when your Elder saw you and let out a sigh."

"Who was there?"

>Think, real, fuckin' hard.
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>>1914084
...air?
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>>1914084

Our shadow?
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>>1914084
Tenshin
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>>1914087
Nope
>>1914090
Nope
>>1914096
Nope
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>>1914097
Weakness.
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>>1914084
Pain?
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>>1914084
>>1914097
Iron?
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>>1914084
Family? Blood?
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>>1914104
Nope
>>1914108
He's still like 300 chapters away man.
>>1914109 >>1914111

Good guess, but no.
Ya'll wanna' roll 1d20+4 for intellect? DC is 20
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>>1914114
>He's still like 300 chapters away man.
kek

Memories?

Do we need a nat 20 or just a 20?
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>>1914116
Just 20. So that means you need a 16. Not too hard.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Please be kind dice gods
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1914119
DICE GODS
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1914084
>>1914114
Emotion?
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>>1914116
>Memories?
Darn, guess that wasn't it. Another thing I was thinking of was hope.

>>1914119
Sure.
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1914114

Bless me Dark Gods
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1914114
It is either intellect or sadness/sorrow
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Oh god please tell me we're best of four.
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>>1914123
>>1914124
>>1914126
>>1914131

Haha. Wow.
>>1914129
Very good sir. Do you want to know what the answer is? It's in the next post!
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>>1914129
Well if this is best of 7 then we are golden.
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>>1914084
breath

or

pain
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>>1914135

I very much do
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Oh fuck it's so obvious. It's death.
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>>1914084
my twin
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>>1914144
No because Hiki was cleaning the cemitery while Taka was watching the cherry tree.
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"....I was there." You say, barely a whisper.

"What?" Tesshin growls, hoping down from the roof of the cave. "What did you say?"

"I said I was there!" You shout, which seems to cause Tesshin to stumble backwards, clutching his head. The cave rumbles around you, but you pay it no mind. "I was there when I was born, I was there when I learned my parents died, I was there when I failed the entrance exam!" You walk up to Tesshinn, grabbing him by the shoulders and pushing him to the ground, his form getting smaller and smaller. "The answer is I! That's correct isn't it!"

"Yesssssssss." Tesshin hisses, his head moving at such fast speeds that it appears to be vibrating out of this world. "Taaaaake yourrrrr prize!" His palm opens up, revealing the iron ball from before.

You snatch it up, gripping it tightly in your hands as you look down at Tesshin, he's less than a third of the size he was before. "I win." You say, plopping the ball into your mouth.

Then you wake up.

>What now fools? How's Taka gonna' react? What's he gonna' do?

>How the fuck did ya'll not get that last riddle?
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>>1914155

>What now fools? How's Taka gonna' react? What's he gonna' do?

Joy and relief, he'll try and do some things he's had trouble with before
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>>1914155
>Cast a bunch of tetsu style jutsu to show off
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>>1914155
>What now fools? How's Taka gonna' react? What's he gonna' do?

Lot's AND LOTS of sweat. Maybe even some thta looks more like mercury then actual sweat.

>How the fuck did ya'll not get that last riddle?
By overthinking it.
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>>1914155
I thought he was being deep!? I thought it was too simple to just go and say Take!
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>>1914173

Also

>How the fuck did ya'll not get that last riddle?

Didn't consider it
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>>1914155
>>How the fuck did ya'll not get that last riddle?
>tfw it was that simple.
I thought it might be something like that a few minutes before you posted, but thought it was too simple. Was this a part of Tesshin's plan?

>"Yesssssssss." Tesshin hisses, his head moving at such fast speeds that it appears to be vibrating out of this world. "Taaaaake yourrrrr prize!" His palm opens up, revealing the iron ball from before.
I don't understand what was going on when Tesshin was doing all that.
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>>1914187
>I don't understand what was going on when Tesshin was doing all that.
Like this but super fast.

Yes it was his kecucku all along.
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Alright so, come up with a stupidly awesome Tetsu style Jutsu that you all want Taka to try out in excitement. I'm sure NOTHING will go wrong.
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>>1914209

Iron Dragon jutsu.

What is it you ask? Turning into a dragon made of iron
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>>1914209
Uh. Iron quills: The user turns strands of his hair into iron, then throws his head forward to launch the iron hair spikes. What do you think?
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>>1914237
>>1914243
Those are....things.

I'm gonna' leave this open. Got work soon so go nuts and come up with some stupid shit.

This is in now way your QM tricking you to come up with jutsu's yourselves and making less work for me.
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>>1914209
>Iron bull storm justsu
Taka shoot a hail of small iron balls up in the air like gatling gun
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>>1914209
Iron File Jutsu, user spits a fine spray of iron filings out of their mouth that can blind opponents.
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>>1914260
Our hands are coated with electrified iron and we gain motherfucking Magnito powers! Also taser hands.
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>>1914209
Nail Gun Jutsu. Its obvious what it does.
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>>1914260
Also maybe try out good old spark jutsu. Taka snaps his fingers and make area in front of him explode in flames.
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>>1914260
>>1914209
you sneaky lad
>Tetsu style: Iron Pulse Jutsu
Taka sets a delay-repeat seal on his tekkotsu, turning his whole body to iron for a tiny amount of time, then going back to normal, over and over again. the pulsing iron causes the air to pulsate and vibrate, generating waves that destabilize and nauseate everyone within distance
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>>1914276
Literally Roy Mustang Jutsu.
>>1914275
You throw Nail Guns at people, I like it.
>>1914273
Shocking.
>>1914272
Imagine if the wind blew those back and you got all that shit in your lungs.
>>1914268
Pewpewpew
>>1914277
I'm....not entirely sure that'll work the way you hope it would.
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>>1914277
It does sounds cool but I dont get how does it work
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>>1914282
>Imagine if the wind blew those back and you got all that shit in your lungs.
Imagine if half the jutsu had realistic repercussions.
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>>1914282
Yeah i'm relying heavily on >It's ninjutsu, i ain't gotta explain shit
>>1914285
I guess he makes the iron ring via chakra manipulation? im not a scientist, anon
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>The last riddle
Did you intend for me to hear sad but true as I read that?
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>tfw no one notices your idea of turning into a giant iron dragon

Feels bad man
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>>1914290
Oh so it's like a gong or bell going off. Like Genjutsu.
>>1914295
I liked your Dragon Jutsu Chaos.
>>1914291
Uh, yes that's exactly what I planned. Well done for spotting that anon.
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>>1914299

>I liked your Dragon Jutsu Chaos.

Oh, thanks senpai
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>>1914299
Yeah that sounds better, except maybe unlike Genjutsu you can't break out by biting ur thumb or with help from a friend
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>>1914299
Splitting Grind Jutsu, by scraping iron nails against a surface it causes a Genjutsu effect that creates splitting headaches in all who are effected.
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Okie dokie.

From all the Jutsu's suggested, do ya'll see one that you think would be fun for Taka to try out right now? Only one, we'll keep the others stored away for later use.
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>>1914299
Too bad I wasn't here when we were guessing at it then.
I also kinda like the idea of becoming an iron dragon
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>>1914322

Let's go Iron Dragon. And let it not be like Liu Kang's, let's go for an iron version of Midir from the Ringed City
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>>1914322
the floor beneath our feet becomes iron as we walk over and give our brother a mothwrfucking hug, we get to walk side by side with him from now on and that is what matters most to us
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>>1914332
We could also do liquid metal dragon jutsu. It'd burn like hell if it hit and you'd covering in metal that will will slowly cool and weigh them down. That's assuming they survive the searing heat of course.
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>>1914322
>>1914325
>>1914332
I might as well get behind this since it's not bad. I just rather not have ANOTHER taijutsu user in the family, and idk what being a dragon would do besides punching people in the face... as a dragon
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>>1914209
Genjutsu Iron release: Unlimited blades work
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>>1914260
a jutsu that uses iron content to control a enemies blood flow to reverse it causing horrifying damage and chakra disruption
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>>1914476
I don't know why but UBW will always be cool to me
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>>1914369

Easy, it spews out molten iron like fire breath

>>1914476

I now want Gate of Babylon jutsu
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>>1914322
Oh, I made move that I've been wanting to use since I thought about it. Power Drill Middle Finger!
Pierce through your enemies by flipping them off! Power drills are also used in torture but I dont know if Taka would use it like that...
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>>1914585
Oh so like the shigan? I had an idea for a taijutsu style that's main thing was an emulation of the gentle fist but using our Blood line
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>>1914583
It could also spew fire too, iron release DOES require fire after all, so the whole clan can use it.
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indelible mark

creates an iron infused blood ink that indelibly marks a target and allow you to track them
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>>1914630
We honestly could just take things from one piece
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>>1914665

I'd rather make our own shit, but we can always take ideas from else where
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>>1914260
Forbidden Jutsu Iron Body Iron Soul Sacrifice

Originally invented to counter Gentle Fist. Problem was nobody has actually survived using the technique because it transforms the entire body into iron. Meaning its suicide to use but on the other hand its extremely powerful as doing so alone would amplify all Iron related jutsu massively.

Forbidden Jutsu Blood Burst
One day a particularly cruel and cunning but truly genius member of the Clan went to become a Medic-nin as unlike the rest of the clan they were far to gentle and preferred precise chakra control. Supposedly to help develop a cure and means of treatment. Only later was it discovered the truth of the matter. Officially the Clan claimed to have executed the member upon discovering their horrific crimes against humanity. Unofficially supposedly the member is still alive as a Missing-Nin and is continues to give nightmares to the few clan remembers who still recall the missing-nin as the occasional reports indicate they are still alive...despite having never dealt with the god. Many of the techniques invented by the cruel genius still exists in the Clan as not all of them could be classified as Forbidden Jutsu. The rest while forbidden are said to still be held somewhere within the Clan kept as a very dark secret.

Blood Burst Jutsu comes in two forms.

One is used on an enemy and causes their veins to rupture as the iron inside them is hijacked and controlled violently internally. Causing massive internal bleeding and even bursting out of the body.

The second Blood Burst Jutsu is performed on yourself or willing volunteer. Instead of bursting uncontrollably the opposite happens. Blood is sped up greatly enhancing physical ability in exchange for great temporary power...but once it wears off the damage sustained during the process can no longer be held back or ignored. Resulting in tremendous damage to the blood vessels, veins, and strain to the rest of the body. The longer the jutsu is sustained the greater the resulting damage to the point its not unknown that one bleeds out afterwards in an oddly similar fashion to the first much more hostile form.

Another Jutsu invented by the vile clan member is a technique referred to as Blood Clone Jutsu and its forbidden cousin Blood Puppet Jutsu.

Blood Clone is unusual in that it is much stronger then normal clone jutsu but there is steep price to pay for this increased power. In order to use Blood Clone the Clan Member is required to offer up their blood to form the Clone. The more blood the stronger the resulting Clone.

Blood Puppet Jutsu is forbidden jutsu that is a sort of hybrid between Blood Clone, Blood Burst, and oddly Puppet techniques. Blood Puppet functions that instead of violently tearing the target apart from the inside is instead used to forcefully hijack control of their body. Turning a living person into a deadly human weapon/puppet outside of their own control.
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>>1915206
All jutsus after the first one aren't iron related
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>>1915228
I'm guessing it uses the iron in blood.
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>>1915206
More horrifying about Blood Puppet Jutsu is even if the unfortunate Puppet 'dies' so long as there is enough blood in the body they can still be controlled. Ultimately the only way to stop a blood puppet was to bleed it til it could no longer function or somehow stop the controller.

Iron Puppetry there used to be a few ninja in the Clan who practiced puppetry taking advantage of their gift to control puppets made of iron. They were very powerful as the puppets could move with disturbing fluidity and strike with great power in addition to be quite tough. Sadly for reasons unknown they fell out of practice as the Clan over time preferred more blunt uses over their gift.

Earth Core Jutsu
Once there was a mythic member of the clan who somehow managed to accomplish the seemingly impossible. He was able to control the magma deep beneath the earth and force it to come to the surface and use it as he wanted.

Extremely few are capable of pulling this off but it was discovered it was significantly easier if there was volcanic activity nearby or iron deposits. The jutsus could be mimicked but with far easier requirements. Hence in a matter of speaking those Magma Jutsus lived on in the form of Earth Core Jutsus which call among volcanic activity and the bones of the earth.

It is rumored within the clan that if one uses the suicidal jutsu that turns their whole body into iron. One can temporarily gain the power to use the original Forbidden jutsu which were known as Magma Jutsu for it came from deep in the earth.

Iron Repulse Jutsu
Like the name indicates when used it repulses iron away from the target. Useful when your in a bind or trying to protect someone else.

Iron Magnet Jutsu
Opposite of Repulse instead draws iron to the target.

Iron Armor Jutsu
By touching iron and controlling it. It's possible to form a suit of armor around the user and can even enhance their attacks.

Iron Control Jutsu
A favorite for clan members who prefer to use weapons. Using the jutsu they gain a much finer understanding and control over the weapon. To the point the two becoming one. Something that is normally a struggle is much easier for a Clan member to achieve.

Iron Golem Jutsu
Animates a pile of iron into a crude puppet or 'golem'. Following the orders of its maker until unable to function.

Iron Clone or Iron Mimic Jutsu
a favorite of everybody in the clan. Sadly it requires a large enough amount of iron to work, but in exchange it can actually take a beating to point that it is commonly derided as a 'Iron Mimic' jutsu instead of a proper Clone.

Iron Storm Jutsu
A legendary clan jutsu that animates all the iron in the surroundings to devastating effect. Most popular as a means of combating groups.

Iron Breath Jutsu
Sprays forth a mist of iron dust breath from the mouth to blind and confuse the enemy.

There some ordinary jutsu for a change.
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>>1915241
That it does.

Also said inventor of the Jutsu was evil sadistic bastard. Taking advantage of the iron presence in Blood to experiment with those kind of jutsu all in the name of coming up with a treatment for the clan condition of the blood. Even so many of his not forbidden techniques are still within the Clan as well as some of his research notes.

The perfect cover...and ultimately why it took so long for anyone to catch on to the truth. Worst part is he actually made pretty good progress as to fixing the problem and coming up with treatments. As the greater knowledge and skill in blood jutsu gave him a serious edge in coming up with some solutions.

It was such a pity he became one of the greatest shames of the Clan to date.

>>1915306
For now I gotta ponder on some more jutsu ideas.
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Iron Detonation Jutsu
After imbuing an iron object with the user's chakra, the user can cause it to explode in a deadly storm of shrapnel. Object is destroyed after use, and the larger the object is, the more chakra is expended. It's difficult to imbue an iron object that an enemy shinobi is using, as their chakra flow may mess up the imbued chakra within the object, but is possible with practice.

Typical uses include imbuing kunai, senbon, and other throwing weaponry for extra damage. Other clever include the use of caltrops or other iron traps to turn a mere annoyance into a deadly minefield.
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Iron Chaff Jutsu

By imbibing existing shards/flakes/etc of iron in an area with chakra, one can cause them to float into a wide net that the user can sense disturbances of.

If enough chakra is imbued into the iron it can be used to make casting genjutsu near impossible.
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Oh hey friends, guess who's back? Back again?

Anyways it looks like Iron Dragon jutsu won out, so....

Roll me some 1d20's to see how this works out. No set DC, just try your hardest!

But know that if you mess up then Hanabi will find out.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1916133
>nat 1
>we end up looking like a cutsey, harmless dragon
>Hanabi finds out
>Taka has to keep showing her because she thinks it's cute
The horror.
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>>1916133
>if you mess up then Hanabi will find out.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1916133

Let me see a 20
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>>1916133
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>>1916143
>>1916145
>>1916146
>>1916147
18 hmmmm? You still have one roll left! Perhaps it could be the mythical 20! Or a 1. Eh, either way ten more minutes till rolling closes.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1916133
Watch this 1
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>>1916169
Hahahahahah.

No.

Okay writing.
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>You're a whole lot of emotions right now bud.

You fall back against he hospital floor, sweat covering every inch of your body as your chest rises and falls with each breath. Hiki rushes over to you, but you hold a hand up to stop him. You wanna' do this yourself.

You can almost feel tears coming on as you realize how much easier it is for you to stand on your own now, and not only that but you feel firmer, more stable. You look down at your hand, clenching it a few times an marveling at how strong you feel. "It worked." You whisper, smiling as you look up at Hiki before grabbing him in a hug. "IT WORKED! I'm better! I'm better!" You try lifting your brother up and spinning him around like in the movies, but all you manage to do is fall backwards, Hiki catching you and embracing you in a hug.

You turn to Susumu, who's tired face looks happier now. "Congratulations Taka, you did it." You barely pay attention to the kunai he slips back into his inner pocket.

"So," You say, moving away from Hiki and moving around the room a bit, your excitement bubbling over. "So now that I'm better, REALLY better, does that mean I can use jutsu's now?"

"Well, yes," Susumu starts, scratching the side of his head in worry. "But I think it's better to take things slowly now, you've just recovered from a great ordeal and-"

Nah, forget that. You bring up your hands, quickly doing the seals to what is possibly your favorite Clan Jutsu. "TETSU STYLE! IRON DRAGON JUTSU!"

"Taka no!" Susumu shouts, but it's too late. A puff of smoke envelops you and the hospital room your in. You can feel your body changing, growing bigger and tougher. Your shoulder and tail, yes TAIL, bumps into the window and smashes it open, you catch sight of a metallic looking dragon in the reflection.

"HA!" you shout, your voice sounding the same. "It worked Elder! Brother look, I'm a dragon!" You stand up, your head busting through the ceiling and into the top floor where a group of nurses are all apparently changing. Your arms quickly shoot up through the ceiling as well as you cover your eyes, the nurses shrieks practically deafening. "S-sorry ma'ams!" You duck back down, your face blushing even in dragon form. "Elder! I think I just peeped on some of the nurses!"

The Elder looks like he starts to give you a thumbs up before shaking his head. "Uh, right, well I think that's our cue to leave then. Clan ain't got the finances for this right now. Taka can you....?"

"Oh right!" You bring your dragon hands together, doing the hand seals that turns you back into a good little boy. Quickly, you, your brother, and the Elder sneak out the window, the shouts of the hospital staff not far behind. "Am I in trouble Elder?"

"Not if we all keep our mouths shut." He says. What an interesting day.

>Okay so like, who ya'll wanna' play as right now? Elder, Hiki, Sinchu? Or stick with Taka?
>Watcha' wanna' do btw? Time skip to something else? Hmmm?
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>>1916236
>Also yes Taka saw boobs. Shame on that anon who got an 18.
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>>1916236
let's swap and see what Sinchu is up to, wonder if he's had any luck finding that Aburame girl again
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>>1916236
Let's play Sinchu, in his sad quest for a bug girl.

>>1916239
Oh no! How's he going to break the news to Hanabi that he's not pure anymore?
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>>1916236

I'm so proud my 18 got Taka to see tits. No shame from me

Let's go with our boy Sinchu, WE GOTTA HAVE HIM CRUSH BUG GIRL PUSS
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Alright, goin' for that bug puss. Writing.
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>You are-
>Aw who fuckin' cares!

"Bartender, more sake!" You slur out, resting your head against the nice, cool bar counter, five or six empty cups scattered around you.

"Sir, while I continue to make it known that I appreciate all you've done for the village, I believe you've had enough for tonight."

Stuuuupid bartender and his stuuuuupid logic. You lift your head up, glaring at him and his identical twin brother who just so happens to be-no wait that's just you seeing double. "I'll tell youuuuu when ah've had enough! Now fill'er'up!" You tap the counter, dropping a few more Ryo before going back to resting your head. You hear a sigh before a fresh cup of sake is thankfully in your hands. "Ahhhh, sweet nectar." You gulp it down, the burning sensation feels good.

"You know bartender," You say, finger circling the rim of your cup. "She was a one of a kind gal."

"I'm sure she was sir."

"NAH! You don't understand, she was ONE of a kind. A pale skinned, raven haired beauty who liked bugs. Not gonna' find one like that, nope nope." You frown, then pout, then cry. "Man, why does love gotta' hurt so much?"

"I suppose it's because it means so much. The hear wants-"

"Yeah yeah, shut up, I was being retardical." Is that the right word? Yeah sure why not. You can hear the shops door open up because of that damn bell above the door. Ugh, stupid bells. If you were Hokage you'd outlaw such things and replace them with...something else!

This new individual decides it's a good idea to sit right beside you, when you're obviously having a private conversation with the bartender! You sit up, swaying a bit in your seat. "Now you listen here-" You blink.

"Sinchu." Hotaru greets you. Eeeeeeeeek.

>OH FUCK OH FUCK OH FUCK!
>HOW DO WE PLAY THIS?! WE'RE TOO DRUNK MAN! OUR BLADDER IS LIKE, 1000% FULL RIGHT NOW!
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>>1916285

USE THE TETSU CLAN IRON BLADDER TECHNIQUE. And try to talk as soberly as possible
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>>1916285
Play it cool. Lay on the charm.

Do not piss yourself.
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>>1916285
Roll to become Suave.
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>>1916285
This is obviously a delusion brought on by a combination of our sadness and alcohol. Ask her if she's an angel.

>>1916303
This. Or turn our dick into iron, that should keep it in.
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Alright anons, roll me that social.

You get a +0 for being drunk! Good for you.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1916319
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1916319
Smooth as iron
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1916319
dice.

>>1915306
Iron Bullet Jutsu
jutsu manipulates a small bit of iron into an orb before being launched with great speed. Small. Fast. Hits hard. Not to mention hard to identify those little 'beads' as lethal bullets.

Iron Hail Jutsu
One day a clan ninja was unhappy how Iron Bullet failed to scale with larger threats and was only useful to lower level ninja. It took some serious work but the ninja successfully came up with its much bigger and meaner cousin. Iron Hail. Which just as it names suggest unleashes an entire hailstorm of iron bullets moving very fast.

Shooting Sword/Spear Jutsu
Similar to Iron Bullet there is one key difference. The metal is manipulated to form a sharp blade or point instead of a bludgeon. In all other aspects its more or less the same.

Sword Rain Jutsu
Similar principle if you cannot make up for it in quality then do so in quantity.

Spear Storm Jutsu
See above but stabby instead of choppy.

Razor Wire Jutsu
Despite being a lower ranked jutsu its insidious nature sees to it's well feared. The jutsu calls forth iron wire that can be thinner then a hair and sharper then a razor. Used stealthy it can creep up on the enemy and slice them to bits without even noticing. Sadly the technique demands good control in order to properly use the wire or you can just use it set up some wire traps instead of a direct weapon.

Razor Web Jutsu
Demands excellent control in order to control an entire web of deadly sharp wires. It is far more powerful then its lower counterpart but astronomically harder to use in exchange. Woe to the poor bastard who is forced to face this web.

Forbidden Jutsu Life of Iron
In the attempt to find a method to boost the power of the clan that wont outright kill you. The method decried forcing out extra power through an insane method. By tapping directly into the condition that poisoned the clan members. It was discovered you could temporarily boost your power greatly in exchange for losing lifespan. Which for a clan that was already short lived to begin with was a truly heavy price...but at least it wouldn't guarantee death.

Forbidden Jutsu Iron Blood Burn
The new method that was based upon the old was named Iron Blood Burn who came up with a breakthrough. The method was based upon the Life of Iron but breakthrough caused it to divert significantly from the original. It works by completely burning away the power in the bloodline and not your life itself. Instead it would consume your power directly...but once gone it was gone. Burnt up in exchange for great but temporary increase in power, but it had a fortunate side effect.

It would eliminate the negative side effects just as it consumed the positive when burnt up.

Which while a breakthrough was...missing half. The important half of you lose your powers too. This infuriated the twisted creator greatly who hated it. Wanted to figure out a way to somehow keep the powers but lose the negative side effects that were attached to it.
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>>1916319
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>>1916326
...
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>>1916326
Nice. At least it wasn't me this time.
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>>1916326
Mmmmmm! Spaghetti time!
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1916319
>>1916329
>>1916330
>>1916332
Can we get another crit?
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>>1916326
>Sinchu's fw

>>1916332
It's not even pissing ourself?
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>>1916333
Hahahaha, nope.

Okay you chuckle fucks. Writing.
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>HFW
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"Ah, ahhhh." You stare at her, mouth gaping open as you drop your cup of sake, splattering it everywhere and covering the entire front of your pants in it. "C-could it be?" You tentatively reach out a hand, finger poking against Hotaru's forehead, then her nose, then her lip-

CRUNCH!

"AHHHHH!" You snatch your hand back, shaking it as you stare at the teeth marks on your finger and the blood slipping out. Hotaru has a little bit of your blood on her lip, which she just licks away. OH MAN! That's hot as fuck! "So you are real." You marvel, blinking at her.

"Yes, and please don't try to stick your finger in my mouth again. It was sticky." Ohohohhoo. The thoughts you are having. "I've come on official business." She reaches into her jacket, pulling out a vanilla folder and tossing it on the counter. You blink, looking at the folder before opening it up. Aw fuck! There's a lot of dead bodies and shit in those pictures. "Someone's killing shinobi on the border between the Land of Fire and the Land of Clouds."

"Aaaaaand, why?" You ask, moving the pictures aside and looking over the information. You may be drunk, but you're an Anbu dammit. Oh god you have to piss so bad right now.

"That's what we are going to find out." She says, standing.

"We?" You say, a little hopeful.

Hotaru nods, sticking her hands in her pockets and putting on her shades. "I requested the aid of a highly trained Jonin, the Hokage recommended you since no one else was available." Ahhh, good ol' Hokage. "Are you read to leave? I can explain more on the way."

>Well shit son, that could've gone better. What now?!

Also roll me a 1d20 for steadiness cause you are wasted. DC 17.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1916358
>Are you ready to leave?
No, but I'm drunk enough to think I am.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1916358
We're totally ready.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1916358
Go take a piss
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1916358
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>>1916370
>"Fuck you alcohol I'm gettin' some pussy tonight!"
>"What?"
>"SHIT! Was that out loud!?
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How did he make Anbu again?
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>>1916370
>her bites have magical sobriety properties
Now we HAVE to marry her.
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>>1916375
Sinchu
>Ninjutsu: 4
>Taijutsu: 4
>Genjutsu: 3
>Stamina: 4
>Strength: 3.5
>Intelligence: 4
>Speed: 4
>Seal Knowledge: 3.5

It's like if Kakashi and Shakamaru decided to take on Tsunade's vices along with their laziness/tardiness.
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>>1916370
Oh... that's how.
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>>1916378
Pray for the poor bastard that makes him angry
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You close your eyes, steeling yourself. You are not gonna' fuck this up. You stand up, slamming your hands onto the counter as you let out a hearty laugh. "Ready? I was born ready! Bartender, thanks for the booze!" You toss him a couple Ryo, the all go flying right over his head as he just stares at you.

Both you and Hotaru exit the bar, you with a slight pep in your step as you star longingly at this hidden beauty in front of you. "The border between Fire and Clouds is a bit of a trek, we'd better hurry if-" You cut her of, grinning like a mad man.

"No worries Hotaru baby, I've got this!" You say, pulling out a scroll from your pocket.

"Do not call me baby."

"Huh? couldn't hear ya'." You unroll the scroll, biting the tip of your thumb and connecting it to the paper. A puff of smoke erupts, and then your prized position appears. "Voila!" You say, feeling pride at the sight of your very own, personalized scooter.

"....What?" Hotaru says, tilting her head as you hop on the scooter, wearing your bitchin' helmet of course. "What is that?"

"It's my scooter! Pretty wicked right?" You grin, teeth flashing in the light.

"It is ridiculous looking." She says, like a knife to the heart.

"Ridiculous?! This baby took eight damn A-Rank missions to get! It's anything BUT ridiculous!"

"I am not riding on that thing." She says, glaring at you from behind those glasses.

>Well shit anons, do you give up the scooter and hoof it on foot, or try to lay some of that Sinchu charm on Hotaru?
>If you lay the charm roll me a 1d20+1 for SCOOTERS!
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Also I fucked up and it's supposed to be Land of Lightning with the Village Hidden in Clouds. Fuck.
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>>1916400
We can introduce her to the wonderful world of scooters later, when it won't fuck up our chance of getting the puss.

Also that anon earlier had a good idea, we should go take a piss if we can.
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>>1916414
But anon, if you take a leak now how will you use the ancient Tetsu art of Iron Piss Spikes?!
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>>1916418
Easy, turn a bit of the inside of our urethra into sharp iron, use blood instead.
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>>1916423
....
You're no longer allowed to suggest things.
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>>1916428
So I'm guessing you wouldn't like my shotgun sneeze idea then?
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>>1916434
You are now allowed to suggest things.
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Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1916400
Surely we can convince her that it'll get us to our location quickly.
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1916400
lemme show you how to charm
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>>1916400
Oh what would I give for the pic that explains why women consider motorcycles sexy and not scooters.

Oh wait I remember now there actually WAS a method to hit on chicks while riding a fucking scooter. I knew a guy who managed to pull it off.

Let's see here...he pulled it off by being oblivious to it all because fuck you its awesome and not giving a fuck. Sadly I don't remember much more then that...only problem is we already screwed ourselves over by giving a fuck.

It don't work like that. Scooters are for the dudes so cool they do it as a form of contrast...or maybe they are just that oblivious.

Gotta say though that obliviousness is surprisingly effective on chicks.
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>>1916461
and I forgot to roll for it...
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>>1916445
Good, because I just had this great idea on how to use our dick like a drill to lobotomize our enemies.
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incredibly tired. Will sleep now. Be back later tomorrow.
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>>1916524
We'll be here for you.
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>>1916524
We will be here waiting eagerly for your return boss.
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Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1916400

Rolling..
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>>1916400
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1916400
"hey, your the one who said we were in a hurry. A true shinobi values efficiency over appearance, eh?"
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So, food for thought: If our clan suffers from high blood Iron, wouldnt a way to cure it be to force the iron to create deposits in the skin, which could then be removed in an albeit painful manner or used as living armor? Basically leaching the extra iron out of the blood stream over the course of months and years.
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>>1916996
i thoight about that, but the leaching process would cause higher than normal iron build up in the surrounding tissues.

the capillaries would rust, and the excision would would have a fuck of a time healing. so it winds up being death by infection/rot/repeated unhealing wounds.

unless your medinin is a fucking miracle worker of course.

Also, I say we have our bug loving Anbu be one of those anime wire guys using iron wire.
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>>1917003
maybe build it up in the hair and nails then?
It would have to be set up externally irregardless, but with nails and hair at least we can hijack the natural metal poisoning deposit process.
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>>1917010
the problem is two fold

first, what your describing is essentially just using the jutsu ability. most likely the poisoning occurs due to random bits of chakra used during jutsu activation.

in essence this would create free floating iron, hence the poisoning. So by trying to use the jutsu to heal the damage your just bailing water out of your lifeboat without plugging the hole.

Secondly the technique is likely flawed intentionally because we got it from imprisoning a God.

The only way to survive is to plug the hole by perfecting the technique. which is what you start when you take the challenge.
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>>1917092
I disagree, I think the techniques work fine but because peacetime means less techniques are used, the iron builds up due to less releases. This is the simplest and laziest way to ensure the peace/war curse, which is why I believe it to be true.
Even during practice people will rarely go all out as compared to war.

A regime of constant iron technique use, with a focus on getting it either out of the body or into disposable parts, if not outright curing the problems the clan faces may at least slow down and mitigate the problems it causes.

This is obviously not viable when someone is afflicted when young, which leads me to believe that our chakra is being constantly turned into iron internally even without the techniques use.

Of course we arnt in a position to test this out, especially without going into morally grey areas.

What i think the god did to stop the curse is to put the iron generation from the chakra into the users control more, basically taking it off of auto run.
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>>1917104
A simple way to see if this hypothesis is true or not would be to look at the differences between people who fought in a war and those who were either born during but didnt fight, were in but didnt fight, or born after.

Another little trickery could be some kind of chakra ressonance that causes those of the same blood to influence each others generation rates and/or part of the gods curse being that parents can pass down built up iron chakra, causing the problems in their children.
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>>1917111
its unlikely we have very many folk fron the war kicking around anymore.
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>>1917175
There are more recent wars who still have vets kicking around, though i dont think our clan has anyone old enough for them at the head being the eldest at 44.

Even still, written accounts may provide insight.
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I'm back. Got some curry in me(chicken this time) and I'm ready to play.
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>>1917730
I want chicken curry now
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"Hotaru." You say, smirking at her.

"No."

"Hoooootaaaaaru."

"No."

"Hohohohohotarrrrrrruuu-"

"Fine." She grumbles, hoping on the scooter, her arms wrapping around your waist. Ah yes, perfect. Then you feel the sharp kunai poking against your stomach. "If you try anything I'll make sure they never find your corpse."

"Hahahaha." You laugh, hoping it doesn't sound as terrified as you feel. Okay, you got a beautiful kunoichi with you, your bitchin' scooter revved up and ready to ride, now all you need is some tunes.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XQBvMob3YOE

"Aw yeah." You grin, turning the throttle as the two of you blast off, racing out of the village. "So what's the word on these killings? Some kind of dispute between the Cloud and the Leaf?"

You can feel Hotaru shake her head, the scent of her hair like...well it actually reminds you of dime store shampoo. Well at least you know she's not an expensive gal. "No, we've already gotten word from the Cloud that this has been going on for a while, they've lost twenty shinobi alone in the last month."

"Shit." You say, perking up a bit now. "How many of 'em were Junin though?"

"Only three, but the ones that were are supposedly highly capable." The trees around you start giving way to rice fields.

"What do we know about the people doing the killings? Are we gonna' get any support from the Cloud on this?"

"Two individuals in black cloaks with red clouds on them, that's all we know." Black cloaks with red clouds, sounds like a bunch of losers. "And no, we won't be getting any assistance from the Cloud."

"I'm afraid to ask, but why?"

"They lost twenty shinobi, while the Leaf has only lost three, one of them was a member of the Aburame Clan, but the Cloud feel that they've lost enough resources that the Leaf should take the lead."

"In other words, they want us to take the risk and then swoop in to take the credit." Fuckin' Cloud shinobi.

"Correct. We are here." You stop your scooter, the hill you're on overlooking a bustling village down below. "The individuals should be there if the intel is right."

>Oh fuck man, what now?
>Scoot scoot.
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>>1917807
Get the girl to send bugs to go get some more info, we may be drunk but we ain't retarded

While she's focused on that go piss, not like we can do much else
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Better yet, we both transform into hot babes and scoot past them, get to have a look and possibly disarm them a little
Bonus points if our version of "hot babe" is literally just hotaru in a swimsuit
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>>1917807
Hotaru uses bugs to scout ahead, we set up iron wire spiderweb jutsu bullshit, and PEE.

>>1917863
no. just no.
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>>1917849
>>1917878
Smart thinking there anons. We'll give it a bit longer for other people to maybe show up.
>>1917863
But anon, Hotaru already IS a hot babe, what would she transform into, TWO Hotaru's?
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>>1917807

I support these two >>1917849
>>1917863

Also, time to guess which two Akatsuki fuckaroos are doing this. Place your bets now
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>>1917901
Cleric of Murder Jesus and Mr. Cash-Money Man?
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>>1917918

I want to say Mr. Allahu akbahr pottery man and Mr. Puppetboi
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Okay, so Bug search is a go and you need to take a piss.

Roll me 1d20.

It's not for taking a piss I promise.
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>>1917889
I see him as using iron wires and spikes to basically be ninja spiderman meets walter Dornitz with a side of ninjutsu bullshittery.

which would place his skills solidly in anbu territory

plus the "Spider of Konoha" being in love with hotaru is hilarious
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1917941
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1917941
PEE
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1917941
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>>1917963
Well well.

Writing.
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>>1917943
for added badassery An Iron Web jutsu constantly creates invisible iron wires from point to random point in a large radius around him allowing him to feel air vibrations and slice people to bits
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Sinchu kinda sucks desu
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>>1917963
damn your eyes.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1917941

I hope for a 20
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"Hey Hotaru," You say, hoping off your wicked scooter as you do. "Wanna' send some of those creepy crawlies of your down to the village and scope things out?"

You turn your head, noticing that Hotaru is starting to unbutton her jacket. Oooooh. Then a big ass swarm of fireflies come out, hovering around her while their weird butts glow. Do bugs have butts? "That seems smart Sinchu."

"Thanks!"

"That's why I already asked them to do it." The swarm of fireflies head off to wards the village, leaving you and Hotaru alone.

"Wellllll, I gotta' go take a leak." You announce, walking over to the edge of the hill before unzipping your trousers. Hehe, you bet Hotaru's trying to peak at you right no-

"Hmm, is that all?" You feel yourself tense up, your piss stream stopping as you whip your head around, finding Hotaru looking through a pair of binoculars at the village.

"Oh-oh." You breathe a sigh of relief, you thought she meant....whatever! You let out what is possibly the longest piss stream in the ninja world, you think you even hit a bird at one point. After what feels like a whole minute you zip yourself back up, just in time for Hotaru's fireflies to arrive. "So, what's the bugs got to say?"

The fireflies hover around her, multiple glowy butts going off, before they go back into her jacket. "They say they saw the two individuals we're looking for, but there's a problem."

"Oh yeah, what?"

"There's two more with matching outfits conversing with them as well."

Well....shit.

"Sinchu, as I understand it just two of these individuals were capable of taking out a number of shinobi, but now there are four of them. What do you wish to do?"

>Uhhhhhh.
>Uhhhhhhhhhh!
>What do?!
>Also this is because of the nat 1. Sorry.
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>>1917999

Time to get the fuck outta there
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>>1917999
The job doesnt change just because it got harder.

>"we kill them, or capture them of course. How good are you in a fight?"
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>>1917999
Let's not be idiots and die like all the other ANBU scrubs in the anime.

Can we make clones and send them to scout?
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>>1918014
alternatively we could call for backup or try to take one of them on when hes alone
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>>1918030
You can in fact, do that anon. Iron Clone No Jutsu!
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>>1917999
OK, we might be able to do this if we are smart. Separate one from the rest and the 2 of us take him out, then do the same with the rest. For this use some genjutsu or something I dunno.
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Hmmm, no consensus.


You'd think it would be easy dealing with FOUR FUCKING AKUTSKI MEMBERS!
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>>1918059
I can agree with this plan.
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Rolled 3, 15, 4, 2 = 24 (4d20)

>>1918059
>>1918102
Well, I guess we're doing this then?

Okay. Roll med 1d20+3 for your Genjutsu bullshit.

And ignore these four rolls, not important. nope. Not at all.
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1918110
Time for my redemption
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>>1918110
>Those rolls.

I'll be damned you fuckers might be able to pull this off.
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1918110
>>1918114

Dice, do not fuck me now.
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1918110
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1918110
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1918110

Fuck you dice gods, give me a 20
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>>1918133
I'm glad I was late.
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>>1918133
Oh thank god!
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>>1918133
You are a beautiful person Chaos.
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brb gotta walk pupper
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>>1918133
THE DICE GODS HAVE ANSWERED
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You let out a sigh, part of you wanted to just bust the fuck out of there, but then another part of you really, REALLY wants to get busy with Hotaru. And what better way to do the latter than by showin' off how cool you are? "Mmmkay, best plan is probably to separate one of 'em from the rest, jump his ass, and then take him back to the village."

She nods, the fireflies starting to swarm around her again. "Agreed. How do you propose we do this?"

You grin, bringing both of your hands together. "Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" A puff of smoke appears and there he is, a very handsome man who just points some finger guns right at you. "Clone's gonna' cause a distraction, then we'll just take out whoever gets left behind. Got it?"

She nods, and the two of you make your way into the village, jumping from rooftop to rooftop, all the while your clone rides in on your scooter to where the jackasses in black cloaks are waiting.

Apparently they're all at an ice cream shop, well one of them is, the other three are busy talking with each other outside. One of 'em looks like a real mummy, bandaged up, probably ugly as sin. The other one looks, well, like a shark. He's got a sword on his back that you're sure you've seen somewhere before, but you can't place where. The third guy has his back turned to you, but the outfit is a dead giveaway that he's part of this group. "Weird, you think they're part of some organization?"

You turn to look at Hotaru, who seems to be frowning quite a bit. "He's not with them." She whispers. Huh? She turns to you, shaking a bit. "The one in the shop, he's the one we need to go after."

"Wait, what does it matter which one we go after? We just need one right?"

"HE'S the one we're going after." She growls. Jeez.

You don't have much time to argue as your clone comes speeding around the corner, face wrapped up in a pair of nylon stockings that Hotaru had on her. Lucky bastard. Now, if you were the clone done there, the best thing to do to get their attention would be...

"YOINK!" You hear your clone say, grabbing the sword off of the shark dudes back and speeding off. There's a moment of pause among the three, with the shark guy, being the first to realize what just happened.

"Th-THAT FUCKER!" He shouts, shunshining off after your clone. The other two look at each other for a moment before following him. Poor fools, that Scooter wasn't cheap, they don't even realize the horsepower inside it.

A few seconds later you see the fourth guy come out, with some big ass scythe on his back. Jesus these guys are edgy. He apparently has four different ice cream cones, and he looks around in confusion when he realizes the other guys aren't there. "What the fuck!? You assholes make me buy the ice cream and then you bail? FUCK!"

"Okay, that's our cue." You say, stepping up on the ledge and bringing your hands together. "Tekkotsu." You feel your entire body become enveloped in iron, your weight tripling as you step off.
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>>1918415
>"YOINK!"
>"Th-THAT FUCKER!"
My sides were put under so much stress they restarted the universe.
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>>1918415
It takes you maybe two seconds of free fall before you land with a crash in front of the target, the earth crumbling beneath your feet as he stares at you with shock. "What the fu-"

"Tetsu Style: Iron Clap Jutsu!" You clap your iron hands together, the resounding clang echoing throughout the entire shopping district. A few people pass out right then, but the guy in front of you looks more disorientated than anything. Shit, he's tougher than you thought.

Of course....

A huge ass pile of fireflies suddenly descends on this fucker, covering him head to toe in glowy bug butts. His screams become muffled after a few seconds, and then you find out why. The bugs are forcing their way into his mouth, literally choking him from the inside out. "Damn." You say, cringing a bit as you watch a few of the bugs crawl out his nose and then into his tear ducts. The Aburame's are fucked up.

Hotaru lands beside you, the fireflies letting her down gently. To your surprise she takes out a kunai and jabs it right into this guys throat, then does it again and again until blood starts pouring out. You can tell this guy wants to move, but it looks like the insects are already crawling through his muscles and stopping that. Fuck.

"Uh, Hotaru, we got our guy, you wanna' bounce before the other three show up?" You ask, noticing how angry she looks.

She just keeps stabbing at this guys throat, which surprisingly doesn't seem to be doing all that much besides causing him the brief amount of pain. In fact, it looks like the wounds are starting to heal just a tiny bit.

>What do man? Bitch is gonna' keep at this for a while unless you put the charms on her.
>Btw yes you just captured a member of the Akatsuki.
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>>1918440
Save the ice cream of course!
Oh yeah, and stop Hotaru from being so freaky.
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>>1918440
>You know if you take him to the village, you can pretty much do that as long as you like.
Also don't forget the ice cream. It's vital.
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>>1918456
>Instead of just until those other 3 guys show up.
Dunno how I forgot that.
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>>1918440
>we just captured a member of the akatsuki

holy shit.

Also the answer is simple. Use our iron jutsu and slap our fingers close to her ear and say. "If you are done indulging yourself, we should be going unless you want his friends to be the ones doing this to us. I don't know what this guy did to you or did not fact is we captured him now we need to bring him to be interrogated, so i need you to focus now and get your head on the game. Focus on the mission Hotaru.
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>>1918484
>>1918456

Let's do this.
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>>1918452
>>1918456
Shit i forgot the most important part. We nNEED to save the icecream. Can't go around and waste food. What would the Akimichi clan would think if they knew a Tetsu wasted food!!!
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>>1918484
>>1918489
>>1918456
Good plan, sound strategy. And you all apparently want the ice cream too.

1d20+1 to see if you can snap her out of this murder funk. DC 16 for that.

DC 20 to save the Ice Cream. MUWAHAHAHAHA!
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>>1918484
this
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Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1918500
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Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1918500
You fucking /monster/. What did the ice cream ever do to you?
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1918500
YOU EVIL BASTARD
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>>1918504
It know what it did.
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>>1918510
It's been 72 years, and it was all just a prank!
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1918500
SAVE THE ICE CREAM!
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1918500

Can I save the ice cream?
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>>1918536

Oh fuck you dice gods
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>>1918536
No.

No you can not.
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>>1918536
Can we have a new rule that says the 5th roll can't be a crit fail/success?
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>>1918504
NOOOOO!!! We need to make sure Hotaru NEVER mention this. Shit so close to
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>>1918536
Oh damn it.
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Rolled 12 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1918500
icecream
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Rolled 14, 17, 8 = 39 (3d20)

Okay. So obviously persuasion isn't going to work. That means you're either going to have to force her or just leave her to her fate.

I'm assuming you all want that Bug Puss, so here's what I'm gonna' need from you.

2d20's. First is for Strength, in which you knock her ass out, and the second is for speed in which you run the fuck outta' there.

Oh, and these are the rolls you have to beat.
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Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1918536
Well Chaos look at this. After that 20 you pulled now you are once again balanced. To bad it qas during a important role.

>>1918500
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>>1918133
>>1918536
Top 10 Anime Betrayals
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Rolled 20, 10 = 30 (2d20)

>>1918553

Here we go
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Rolled 4, 16 = 20 (2d20)

>>1918553
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>>1918553

>>1918558
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Rolled 8, 18 = 26 (2d20)

>>1918553
Slap that sexy woman face and let's get out of here.
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>>1918558
Hahaha, you punched her so hard it killed her.

Jk you redeemed.
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>>1918558
Eh good work once again Chaos.
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Rolled 5, 14 = 19 (2d20)

>>1918553
If your going by best of five, may I recommend switching to 1d100? It would make constant crits and failures less likely.

Also fuck you for killing the ice cream, you monster.
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Congratulations fuckers, you pulled yourselves out of the fire.
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>>1918573
The iron clan is used to get out of a heated up situation. Because you know hot-iron.
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>>1918588
>Out of the frying pan, into the fire
>Bitch I am the pan!
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"Hotaru." You say, watching her stab the fuck out of this guys throat and chest and eyes over and over again like she's possessed. "Hotaru!" You shout, grabbing her by the shoulder. You just barely manage to dodge a slice from her kunai, her glasses falling off and showing the madness in her eyes before she goes right back to stabbing.

It's then that your Iron Clone gets destroyed and-

"YOINK!" Fuck yeah, you just stole this asshole's sword. You can hear them shouting behind you, a quick look in the rear view mirror tells you that they're giving chase. Idiots.

You cut through some alleys, narrowly avoiding some bums as you play a game of cat and mouse with these weirdos. Seriously, who wears outfits like that?

You're just about to come out the other end when one of the dudes cuts you off, forcing you to come to a grinding half as the other two block the path behind you. "Well shit." You curse, getting ready to bust out some moves.

Then you look closer at the one in front of you, the black hair, the cool demeanor, the swirling red eyes. "No way." You whisper, unable to believe what you see in front of you. "Itach-URGK!" You look down, Itachi's hand pierced right through your chest. Your IRON chest. "H-how-"


FUCK!

You act on instinct, giving a quick jab to Hotaru's gut and knocking her out. The insects start to freak out a bit but you don't bother with them, you Tekkotsu yourself up as you pick her up, putting her on one shoulder while you carry the other guy on the other.

Then you run.

And run.

And you don't dare look back.

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck." You curse, the feeling of terror going through you right now is something you haven't felt in a while, not since you had to deal with Tesshin and the Iron Box. What the fuck was Itachi Uchia doing there? Who the fuck are these guys?!

You take a tentative look behind you, but either you ran away quick enough for them to not catch you, or you got lucky. Either way....

You make it back to the village just before nightfall, the guards at the gates giving you a confused look as you rush past them. A few other Anbu members begin running beside you, and you give them the run down as you make your way to the Hokage. You burst through the doors to his office, the look of surprise on his face would've been funny if not for the situation.

"Sinchu? What the devil? Who is that? What happened?"

>FUUUUUUUCK
>What do?!
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>>1918615

Aburame girl, seen the four assholes, one's Itachi, one is probably immortal or something
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>>1918615
>I was drunk, then I wanted to bang Hotaru, then there were guys in stupid looking cloaks, I stole a big sword from a big blue guy that looked like a shark, then we separated one and Hotaru went apeshit stabbing him but he wouldn't die, then Itachi was there and I ran like a bitch.
>Also I failed the mission, I didn't save the ice cream.
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itaychis alove, i saw him, this guys immortal and needs a prison, and you owe me a new scooter
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>>1918615
Mission about the shinobi killed in the cloud/konoha border. Aburame girl my partner. This is one of the four men that invaded our border and killed the shinobi. He's some kind of immortal. Itachi Uchia was one of then.
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>>1918650
Shit, I forgot scooter-tan died for our sins.

F
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>>1918630
please dont go full retard in front of the hokage

maybe just half?
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>>1918660
You're no fun.
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>>1918657
Hopefully Shark Bro is a man of taste and has taken Scooter-Tan for himself.

"FUCK YEAH FREE SCOOTER!"
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>>1918615
>We captured an Akatsuki and we gonna get some bug puss, Fuck Yeah!
>But the ice cream and the scooter didn't make it...
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>>1918650
>being disrespectful with the hokage
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You guys realize Kisame got the sword back, AND our Scooter right?

Okay right, so explaining what the fuck happened to the Hokage, on it.
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>>1918678
>But the ice cream and the scooter didn't make it...

Truly the greatest losses in this mission

Also what happend with Drill Horn? Is he still alive?
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>>1918682
That fucking blue man group shark has our scooter!!! sunava gun!
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>>1918682
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>>1918682

>You guys realize Kisame got the sword back, AND our Scooter right?

Anyone up for making shark fin soup along with getting our scooter and Kisame's sword?
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>>1918682
any chance the hokage will reimburse us fro the scooter?
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>>1918703
fuck the sword i want scooter-chan back!!
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>>1918706
Well it was a mission so i guess there is a monetary return? But then again this is the Hokage who asked us to do this mission i think we can at least ask for another scooter.
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>>1918710

He stole our scooter, we take it back with interest. Besides it'd be a great story to tell the kids
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You collapse to the ground, barely able to stay on your knees as you drop both Hotaru and the freaky idiot in the stupid cloak. "Mission with Aburame somewhat successful. Captured one of the guys responsible for the shinobi killings on the border between Fire and Lightning. Also," You look the Hokage in the eyes, still barely able to believe it yourself. "Whoever these people are, Itachi Uchia's part of the group."

The last bit of information causes the 3rd to fall back into his seat, eyes wide as he stares up at the ceiling. "Itachi Uchia." He whispers. He's silent for a few seconds before he shakes his head, looking over at Hotaru. Beside you a couple of the Anbu are busy binding up the freaky dude, one of them putting a seal on his forehead. "Sinchu, about this mission..." He pauses, then looks at you. "I have no idea what you're talking about."

"WHAT?!" You shout, rousing Hotaru up from her, well, knockout. She looks around the room for a second before her eyes fall on your captured prey. She tries to leap at him, but you catch her and stop her before she can.

"Hotaru stop it! 3rd, what do you mean you don't know about the mission, Hotaru told me that-"

"Sinchu," He says, silencing you. "I did know about the killings happening on the border, but I never set a mission in order to capture one of the people responsible." He's silent, looking at the struggling Hotaru. "...it was her brother."

"What?"

"The Aburame who was killed along the border, it was Hotaru's brother." His face gets sadder as Hotaru just slumps in your arms, crying. "Wasn't it child?"

Hotaru just cries, the guy in the cloak is dragged off, and all you can do is wonder what the fuck just happened.

>Hey I wonder what Hiki's up to?
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>>1918717
>This is the story of how I impregnated your mother while also stealing one of the most famous swords in the world while taking back our family's most precious heirloom.
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>>1918719

Training on ninjutsu, happy for his good brother, and contemplating if he should go next

>>1918720

Can you see why I want to do it anon?
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>>1918719
He's at the local shelter for autistic children, honing his Autist Whisperer skills.

Getting Susumu to work on his knowledge of Genjutsu. It'll probably be important for facing Tesshin's challenge.
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>>1918719
>Hey I wonder what Hiki's up to?

Trainning his lightning and fire ninjutsu.
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I just realized that fire+lightning can create plasma. Neat.
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Takin' a break guys. Playin' some Fortnite Battle Royale
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>>1918787
Have fun, dude. We'll be here when you return.
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Well while moonrune is away playing Fortnite. I think we should plan and somesuch
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>>1918977
Plan for what? What we shiuld start to train? Guess we should focus on genjutsu and eliminate that weakness. The plan was to have it reach 2.0 rigth?
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>>1919215
At the very absolute *least* we should get it to 1 instead of 0, but 2 would definitely be ideal.
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>>1919215

I'd say a 2.5 or 3 would be good for genjutsu for when we deal with Tesh. Also, think there's other gods out there that aren't assholes?
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>>1918719
>trying to find where the elder stashed the clan's forbidden jutsu.

Damn it got be around here somewhere its a small clan.
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So if Hiki decides to go to Demon Box Land and meet Mr. Tesshin, we should do what Sinchu did but different. Once Hiki gets there and see's Tesshin, he should just look in his eyes and say absolutely nothing. Just give him that thousand yard sperg stare and be completely silent. Just keep doing that until he gives us the pill and begs us to leave.
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we could always bargain him to go away or research into gods and shit to kill or get another god to protect us.
shit, maybe we could go for a dual god thing for our clan, the iron asshole for war and some nice goddess during peace.
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>>1919329
This made me laugh more then it should.
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>>1916326
Iron Ground Jutsu
Developed in order to counter ninja attacking from below with great success. It was discovered that the Iron Ground Jutsu was also fantastic in making it easier to perform other Clan Jutsu.

Iron Bomb Jutsu
Created by accident when a junior clan ninja accidentally put too much chakra into some iron causing it to violently explode. It didn't take long for the clan to figure out the many potential non accidental applications.

Iron Borer Jutsu
Originally designed for very fast underground travel it's combat applications involving drilling enemies from below turned out to have dual purposes.

Iron Wall Jutsu
Basic defense jutsu that creates a wall of iron.

Iron Dance Jutsu
a complicated jutsu that involves manipulating iron into forming peculiar wild flight paths. The ninja then jumps around and runs off these flying bits of metal. Creating a complex 'dance' of dodging death. Greatly increasing the movement range of the clan ninja while greatly restricting the enemy at the same time.

Not even fleeing underground to avoid this jutsu works. Once the Clan figured out all you had to do was include iron drills which would travel through the ground as well.

Spike Field Jutsu
An ingenius Jutsu that had equal applications for both junior and senior clan ninja. For junior ninja due to their lack of chakra they could use it to form an entire field of caltrop level spikes. While senior clan ninja were capable of greatly increasing the size of the spikes and their resulting deadliness.

Sword Field Jutsu
Modified by a Clan Ninja who had a thing for swords instead of the usual giant spikes. Created an entire field of swords which he was then able to grab or manipulate in whatever way he pleased including making them fly. While at the same time limiting the movements of his enemy.

Iron Cage Jutsu
Form an iron cage around the enemy.

Iron World Jutsu
A powerful, costly, and complicated jutsu that was based of Iron Ground jutsu, Iron Field level jutsu, Iron Cage, and with Iron Dance. Creating an entire world of moving iron to come forth. Forming the perfect heaven for Clan Ninja and trapped hell for the enemy.

Forbidden Jutsu Heart Burst
Manipulating the iron in the blood it was discovered one could cause the hurt target to violently explode.

Forbidden Jutsu Vein Burst
A much more intricate and sinister then the previous blunt methods. Instead it can deliberate the enemy by twisting the blood in their veins crippling them or outright kill them by causing the blood to burst out of their veins.

Forbidden Jutsu Blood Clot Formation
Originally designed by the twisted but genius medic nin as actually a means of treatment. Causing 'clots' to form within the blood that were heavy in iron they could then be extracted by a skilled Medic nin. Helping to temporarily alleviate the iron concentration in the blood.

...however it could also be used to create a ticking time bomb in a target to cripple or kill them
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So you guys come up with an idea of what Hiki's doing yet?
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>>1919725
I'll keep going with this >>1918726
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I'm putting my vote towards Hiki practicing his Genjutsu to get it to at *least* a nonzero level.
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MMMmkay then, Genjutsu training it is.

Roll me some d20's, DC is 15.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1919756
>dc 15 just to start learning genjutsu
Hiki why are you so shit at this.
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>>1919756
> DC 15
Dear lord, this is why we specialize in punching shit
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1919756

>>1919768
I think its because those beginning stats also represent the level of 'talent' we have for it.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1919756
The fuck happened to my roll
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1919756
Watch me roll another 13.
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>>1919768
>>1919779
>>1919783
What. The. Fuck.
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>>1919768
>>1919779
>>1919783
Why RNGesus. What does this mean.

>>1919791
Uh... trips bonus?
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You have, like 1 roll left. Please make it work.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1919756
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1919756
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1919818
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Ha. Ahhhhh.

Writing.
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>>1919768
>>1919779
>>1919783
>>1919789
>>1919829

Is Hiki getting another visit from Sexy Itachi?
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>>1919842
I forgot about that. Thanks for reminding me Anon!
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>>1919842
Worse. Dreams of Suzu's thighs. He's never going to live down that boner.
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>>1919842
Nu bad doujin, go and stay go
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I think we should stop trying to mess with genjutsu.
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>You are really not good at Genjutsu

You can hear the Elder sigh as another minute of absolute nothingness passes. You've been trying, for the last two hours, to make even the slightest bit of progress in regards to Genjutsu, but it eludes you like air through a net.

"Elder," You say, your eyes still closed. "What am I doing wrong?"

"Nothing really." you can hear him sitting up, scratching himself as he pops a bone or two. "It's just Genjutsu in general requires a precise amount of Chakra Control. You've always been good at running in and straight up attacking opponents, and your Ninjutsu isn't half-bad either when using the Tekkotsu."

"But?"

"But, you lack the ability to refine your chakra. A lot of the attacks or Jutsu's you use just require the basic knowledge and the use of Hand Seals. You can get the chakra where it needs to go, but not in the form that's required." You can hear him patting his foot on the ground. "Look, if someone was drinking a cool glass of tea, and they asked you for some ice cubes, would you give them a palm full of water?"

"No, of course not, that's not what they asked for." You say, finding the analogy silly.

"Exactly, and that's what's happening with your chakra when you try to use Genjutsu." He pats you on the shoulder, causing you to open your eyes. "Look, why don't you go practice some Taijutsu or Ninjutsu with your team? You're wearing yourself out over this stuff."

"Ko Sensei and the others are off on a mission, they left while I was with you and Taka at the hospital."

"Oh." He says, looking embarrassed. "Well, can't ya' ask the Hokage for a mission? I kind of...wanna' do some things around here if ya' catch my drift."

>Do you catch his drift?! What now? Keep trying the Genjutsu, get a mission from the Hokage? Maybe, I don't know, something else?
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>>1919899
>Well, can't ya' ask the Hokage for a mission? I kind of...wanna' do some things around here if ya' catch my drift
>Is that what old people say when they want to have sex with someone Elder?
Work on genjutsu by working on our chakra control. Let's try teaching ourself how to walk up a tree. It can't possibly go wrong.
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>>1919768
>>1919779
>>1919783
hahahah oh my 3 13s in a row.

>>1919449
Forbidden Jutsu Iron Vampire
One of the greatest creations of the twisted but genius medic-nin. It sucks out the blood and chakra of the target restoring the user. Healing them and empowering the user. It was also discovered that in exchange for worsening the illness one could permanently empower their own bloodline limit and that it was most effective when used upon another clan member...

Iron Chains Jutsu
More popular then the iron wire jutsu due to it not demanding such skilled chakra control. Sadly in exchange it also threw away the fantastic stealth applications that the iron wire possesses in exchange for being much tougher to break.

Iron Chains Prison Jutsu
The biggest flaw of Iron Cage jutsu that while great. It didn't exactly leave the imprisoned victim easily transportable. Thus Iron Chains Prison Jutsu was developed to take care of that problem albeit being weaker then proper Iron Cage Jutsu.

Iron Chains Crushing Grasp Jutsu
Offensive Iron Chains that crushes the target.

Iron Chains Slicing Coil Jutsu
Turns the chains into sharp blades for slicing.

Iron Chains Net Jutsu
For those times when you gotta catch the target to begin with or at least slow them down a bit.

Weighted Iron Jutsu
By infusing chakra into iron and performing this jutsu it becomes possible to vastly increase its weight.

For this reason its wildly popular in the Clan for training especially for strength and to a lesser degree speed.

Bomb Rain Jutsu
Created by over infusing chakra into iron to an explosive degree and then making it rain.

Land Mine Jutsu
A tricky application of Iron Bomb Jutsu that turns into a land mine just waiting to be triggered.

>>1919899
>Find someone who stopped sucking at Genjutsu and learn from them.
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>>1919918
You already know how to do that.

You DON'T know how to walk on water however.
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>>1919928
>we're even more OP than I though
Let's learn water walking then.
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>>1919936
>He thinks walking up a tree is OP in the Narutoverse.

I'm pretty sure bugs can do that.
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>>1919899

This: >>1919918
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>>1919940
It took everyone that isn't bullshit like Neji or Sasugay a while to learn it. IIRC it even took Sasugay a long time to learn it.
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>>1919928
Time to learn it then.
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>>1919952
Er, I think I went full retard there.
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>>1919928
Well than lets get our water goggles and Spongebob swim trunks and hit the water.
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>>1919927
The iron chains could make a pretty neat fuinjutsu.
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>>1919956
Time to put show off our body while we train. It will also avoid us soaking our clothes.
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Alright then, trying to enhance our Chakra Control.

Roll me some d20's.

DC 17. Yes it's harder, but you fucks always seem to do better the harder it is.
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>>1919899
>Everyone knows you like to get blazed elder, let me in on some of that.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1919969
>do better the harder it is
That's it! Turn our dick to iron and we can't fail.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1919969
dice.

>>1919960
I been on a roll. Chains are cool and best of all much easier to use then freaking iron wire that demands great chakra control to use properly.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1919969
Well would you look that?
>>1919982
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>>1919982
Oh wow, good roll. It would be a real shame if
a certain someone rolled a nat 1....
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1919969
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1919969
HERE TO SAVE THE DAY
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Alright, congrats. You did it. I believed in you.

....

Mmmmkay writing.
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>>1920003
Well you did technically save the say, made sure there were no nat 1s to fuck us up.
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>>1920008
I'm starting to suspect that Hiki easily by having as few clothes as he can in his body. See with the princess mission. We took out our shirt and pulled that cart. And now we are only in our trunks practicing water walking and we managed in one go
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"Is that what old people say when they want to have sex Elder?" You ask, tilting your head to the side in a quizzical manner.

The Elder just...stares at you for a few seconds before rubbing his face. "Hiki, please just go."

You shrug, getting up and leaving the Clan Compound. You wander around for a bit, passing by some shops and walking among the trees before you start to get restless.

You don't like being terrible at something, it just doesn't sit right with you. You think back to what the Elder said about Chakra Control. While it's true you've never been precise about using it, you still know how to channel your chakra.

"Hmmm, when I learned how to climb trees, it required me to have a better handle on my chakra, maybe that's the way." You feel like you're on to something, but just using the tree climbing method isn't going to cut it, you need to go above and beyond.

You need to walk on water.

You head over to the water fountain near the training fields, discarding your shoes, shirt, and pants until you're just down to your boxers. A few people pass by, but most of them just keep walking quickly, they must have places to be. A few of them stop and stare.

You take a deep breath, remembering what it was like when you tried climbing the tree for the first time, and take a small step onto the water. To your surprise it stays on top, albeit a bit shaky. You put all your weight onto the foot, smiling as you find that you're still standing on water. When you place your other foot down you begin taking small steps, and before long your casually walking around the fountain. So, you DO have the control for this, it's just a matter of-

"WHAT THE HELL!?" You turn to see Sakura standing a few feet away, bags of groceries in her hands. She appears to be flushed in the face, maybe the groceries are too heavy? "Hikigaya, why are you naked?!"

"I'm not. I still have my boxers on see." You point down to your boxers, which seems to turn Sakura's face a tomato like red. "How are you today?"

"How am-YOU DON"T JUST ASK A GIRL THAT WHEN YOU'RE NAKED DUMMY!"

"I already told you, I'm not naked." You hear some rustling, and are surprised to see Naruto and Sasuke arguing with each other, the former grabbing the latter by the scruff of his shirt before he stops and sees you. "Hello." You say, waving.

"WHY THE HELL ARE YOU NAKED?!"

>Fuck, Team Kakashi showed up. What now?
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>>1920058
"Training."

Then get back to practicing and ignore them.

Clearly wearing too much clothes gets in the way too much...we should test this out later.
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>>1920058
>You don't know what underwear is Sakura?
Go back to being Jesus after she gives her answer.
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>>1920058
>I dont like wet clothes
>So, whats up with you guys?
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>>1920058
Share your theory with Sarada's Dad and Sarada's Dad's Friend on how you train better with less clothes on
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>>1920058
I'm not naked i already said that. I wanted to train my chakra control so i decided to do some water walking. But i'm not very good at it. So i didn't want to soak my clothes in case i failed.
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>>1920058
>If everyone is gonna freak out like im naked then i really am gonna take off my trunks and be naked.
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>>1920068
I guess that would explain Suzu clothes. We definetly are brother and sister.

God dam i love Hiki!
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Looks like ya'll just wanna 'get snippy with them. That cool?
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>>1920117
Of course. Can't wait to hear Naruto or Sasuke asking for a spar.
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>>1920117
Sure.

>>1920132
>He punched me once and now my everything is broken
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>>1920117
Its cool
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"Would you rather I get my clothes wet then?" You say, a little more snippy than you usually are. You'd honestly be a little angry right now if this wasn't a good test of your patience and how well you can control your chakra.

Naruto frowns, jumping up on the edge of the fountain and pointing a finger at you. "And what, you don't got any swimmin' trunks you could've worn instead of showin' off yer' junk to Sakura!"

"I wasn't looking at his junk!"

You sigh. "No, I don't usually wear swimming trunks underneath my regular clothes."

Sasuke walks up, looking down at your feet and frowning. "You're training, aren't you?"

You nod, and Naruto himself seems to finally notice that you're standing on the water. "Whoa! How are you doin' that?!"

"It's just chakra control, the same way you can climb up trees without falling off."

"YOU CAN DO THAT?!" Naruto shouts. Hmmm, he's still as loud as ever. "Kakashi hasn't even taught us anything close to that yet! Your sensei must be so cool!"

"Actually I'm doing this on my own," You say, which...makes Sasuke angry? "I'm trying to figure out a way to correct my Genjutsu problem, and this seemed like the easiest way."

"Huh." Naruto says, seemingly understanding that.

Then.

"Hikigaya," Sasuke says, looking at you with some very fierce eyes. "Put on your clothes, I wanna' spar."

"WHAT?!" Naruto shouts, hopping down and getting in Sasuke's face. "What do ya' mean, you wanna' spar? If you wanna' spar you can fight with me!"

"Get out of my face Naruto, I wanna' spar with Hikigaya and that's that."

Well they seem to be having some issues.

>What do? You could always...fight them both?
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>>1920135
Well we fighted Sasuke during the academy don't know if we won or lost. Most likely lost because we didn't want to use our bloodline against the other students.
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>>1920163
Agree to spar, maybe afterwards we can talk him into helping us with genjutsu
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>>1920163
Sasuke asked for a spar so lets spar with him. This will be good for us to.
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>>1920163
>I don't see why not.
Quick, use the Autist Whisperer jutsu on Naruto so he stays quiet.
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>>1920163
Agree to spar but if Sasuke resorts to using his eyes we start to use our bloodline for the sake of fairness.

>>1920165
True our bloodline ability is pretty dangerous for both parties involved, but if we fight them we might not have a choice. What with Sasuke's skill and naruto's infinite chakra.
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>>1920163
>I suppose if you really want to, would you like to take this to one of the training areas?

Why not, can't hurt to compare ourselves after a few weeks of training.
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>>1920163
Accept his spar, but only in the fountain walking on the water. Also recommend Sasuke take off his clothes so they don't get wet.
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Rolled 1, 14, 2 + 3 = 20 (3d20 + 3)

Alright then. Roll me some 1d20+3 for Speed.

Beat Sasuke's rolls.
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1920190
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1920190
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Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1920190
Well then.
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>>1920190
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1920190
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Yeah.

This is gonna' be fucking hilarious.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1920190
What is wrong Sasuke? You look unfocused.
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>>1920202
So we basically just destroyed him huh? Someone's been slacking on his training, that or it nowmakes sense why hiki is the only guy he'd bother sparring with.
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You shrug, but stay in place. "I'm fine with sparring you again Sasuke, but I need to keep improving on my chakra control, so I'm staying up her-" He's already moving before you can even finish. His speed is just as good as yours, maybe even a little better, but he's weighed down by clothing, and he had to shove Naruto aside.

Not to mention he's making it very obvious that he wants to punch you in the face. You dodge his fist easily, swooping under his arm before grabbing him in a tight lock. You can feel his body try to fight against yours, but you have the added benefit of inertia on your side. With ease you lift Sasuke into the air before slamming him right down into the fountain pool, hitting the floor in the process. If it wasn't for the water Sasuke might've seriously been injured there.

"Sasuke!" You hear Sakura shout, you can see some blood trickling out of the Uchia's mouth, maybe you did overdo that a bit?

"HEY HIKI!" You turn, seeing Naruto create three pefect Shadow Clones of himself, all three of them rushing to wards you. Hmmm, that's Jonin level Jutsu. "Let's see how you do against me!"

You smack them all aside with one swift kick. The three Naruto's fall back to the ground, two of them disappearing and leaving just the original.

Hmm, this is good training. You look down just in time to see Sasuke finishing up the last of his hand seals and-

You jump back, a massive fireball shooting upwards and just barely dodging you. Most of the water in the fountain has been reduced to steam. Which means your training is being put on hold. "Did I do something to make you two angry?" You ask, watching as Naruto and Sasuke pick themselves up.

"Just shut up and fight." They both say. Hmm.

>What do anons?
>ARE YOU GOING TO GET SAKURA WET TOO?!
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>>1920254
Want to know what's up?

You've beaten Sasuke 3 times already.
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>>1920257
Ask Sakura if she'd like to join in then keep fighting the other two
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>>1920257
If you say so. Use our on fireball jutsu toward the two but that is just a distraction. Uchia will either use his on fireball to block and naruto will dodge So we attack Naruto while Sasuke deals with our fireball.
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>>1920281
That's pretty cocky.

But then again this is Hiki, he'd probably be sincere in thinking she's feeling left out.
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>>1920257
>just barely dodging you
>barely dodging you
>dodging you
>dodging
His own jutsu is working against him.

>You know if you guys are having some sort of problem that's making you angry, I doubt attacking me'll help all that much.
When they try attacking, knock them off guard by going on the offensive ourself. Target Sasuke since he's a lot squishier than Naruto.
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>>1920286
that's what I was thinking, seems pretty in character for Hiki
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>>1920281
No distractions anon. Beside in the field we can be attacked anytime and even be ambushed. If Sakura catch us off guard it means we haven't trained enough.
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>>1920257

Well I'm back what've I-

>Sasuke critfails
>Moonrune tells we've beaten Sasuke 3 times already

I fucking love Hiki so goddamn much

Let's ask Sakura if she wants to fight. And then proceed to beat Sasuke's ass a fourth time along with Naruto. Why do I leave out Sakura you ask? She can't do anything yet
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>>1920257

Can we use Sakura as human missile or is that too out of character?

That way we can preoccupy one of them while we melee smash other one..
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>>1920257
Come at me. The 3 of you.
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>>1920257
Use Iron Clone Jutsu and then Iron Chains Prison Jutsu on Naruto to take him out of the fight. After that focus on Sasuke unless we fail to take Naruto out with the Iron Chains Prison in which case focus on him instead.
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Rolled 13, 19, 20, 9, 4, 20, 20, 20, 14 = 139 (9d20)

Looks like asking Sakura to join and then using Jutsu to fend off Naruto and Sasuke wins.

Okay, give me a 1d20+2 for Ninjutsu.

First 3 are for Naruto, second 3 are for Sasuke, and third 3 are for Sakura.
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>>1920307
Don't use our clan ninjutsu during a spar anon. I mean unless we are in a really bad situation.
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are we seducing sakura by curbstomping her crush?
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1920316
What the fuck.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1920316

>>1920318
gotta agree with this
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>>1920316
Hahah, goddamn. Wow. Good luck anons.
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1920316
Dam they really are a great team.
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>>1920316
HOLY FUCK LETS DO THIS
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1920316

>Sakura gets two 20s

Are we going to see triggered Sakura?
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Rolled 10, 6, 5, 5, 5, 3, 19, 14, 7, 20 = 94 (10d20)

>>1920327
I think someone working on the site is fucking with the dice roller or some shit.
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>>1920318
Naruto has infinite bullshit chakra. I believe that qualifies.

>>1920316
also those rolls we sorta need to use Clan Jutsu at this point.

>>1920316
come on good rolls.
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>>1920327
>Chrisprattsmugface.png
Haha. Okay writing.
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>>1920327
Why i wasn't slower.

>>1920329
Why you weren't faster anon!!
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>>1920327
REGRETS
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>>1920327

I now know what it feels like to surpass AM in hatred for something. And that's for you, I hope you die alone and in pain for this
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>>1920337
I don't think Hiki knows about it. But after this beating i guess we can use some clan ninjutsus.
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>>1920350
Good let your hate flow through you. It will make you stronger.
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>>1920350
we were stuck rolling 5 dice in a d20 game.

>>1920353
Yeah we are gonna have to.

Plus I am pretty sure we actually manage to trigger Sakura which is huge.
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>>1920362
>Sakura's Dereness adds 20 to her rolls when 3gered
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Naruto and Sasuke are both rushing you now. This'll be a little trickier than before. You notice Sakura has dropped her groceries, but still seems to be standing on the side lines. "Sakura, if you'd like you can join in-"

"DON'T TAKE YOUR EYES OFF ME DAMMIT!" Sasuke yells. You bring up your defense as best you can, but he changes his attack midway through, instead sweeping your legs from out under you. At that moment Naruto makes his bringing his foot back in the air and slamming it into your face. That hurt.

You feel yourself sliding across the training grounds, but you can't be done yet. You get up, just in time for Sasuke to send an uppercut into your chin, knocking you a few feet off the ground. What soon follows is completely insane. Naruto jumps off Sasuke's back and backflip kicks you even further into the air, then a Shadow Clone jumps off HIS back and punches you so hard you're even further in the air. By now you're at least ten feet off the ground, your jaw dislocated completely.

You crack your eyes open just enough to see Sakura jump off of Naruto's back, hovering in the air in front of you for a second. But that's all she needs. "NINJA ART! KNOCKOUT GENJUTSU!"

You feel your whole body go limp, vision blurry and completely disoriented. You hit the ground so hard you think you ended up dislocating your shoulder in the process.

You just lay there, in pain, and mad at yourself for letting this happen. You can hear the others gasping for breath, apparently the whole ordeal was as exhausting for them as it was painful for you.

"Sasuke, Naruto, Sakura, can you tell me why you're beating up a half-naked child in the middle of the training fields?" You turn your head, seeing Kakashi Hatake himself standing there, looking baffled at the scene before him.

>You got KNOCKED THE FUCK UP!
>What now?
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>>1920390
>Extreme disappointment in oneself GO!
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>>1920390
Fuck it is ON now.

Summon an Iron Clone for backup. Shoot an Iron Bullet toward's Sakura. Close in on Naruto to unleash Iron Chains Prison Jutsu. Otherwise he'll just keep shooting out Shadow Clones and being a pain in the ass.
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>>1920390
Stand up. We don't have 4 Stamina for nothing. Then compliment their teamwork and point out that's most likely why we showed them up before they started working together.
I like crits as much as the next guy, but if every fight/story sequence is going to be crit fails or crit successes this is gonna get old fast. Like we went from crit failing and then crit succeeding then repeating as Sinchu, now we're doing it as Hikigaya.
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>>1920390
Dayum.
This ain't ovet till' its over.
Tekkotsu
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1920390
>What now

Get up. activate murderous intent
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>>1920408
I'll support this.
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>>1920408
It adds to drama. And I am God.
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>>1920390

IT'S NOT OVER YET SNAKE.

IRON DRAGON JUTSU
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1920408
also this.

>>1920404
I forgot to roll for it...
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>>1920390
Ah and once we woke up we explain to him we are trainning and if he minds to oversee it.

Also they are already exausted? Someone has being slacking.
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>>1920425
We don't roll until the action's locked in.
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So you fools think you can stand up after having dealt with FOUR 20's?!

Ha. Good luck fools.

1d20+4 for Stamina! DC is 19.

DO YOU HAVE THE GUTS TO DO IT?! DO YOU!?
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>>1920422
They are already exausted. No need to use this jutsu. Just coat our skin into iron and kick their ass. And we need to defeat Sakura since she seems to be good in genjutsu. Or maybe we let it happen? Qe do need to train our Kai.
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>>1920408

Support...
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1920431
Yes, we do.
Unless we just roll crits or whatever again.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1920431
WHO THE HELL DO YOU THINK WE ARE?!
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1920431

WRRRRRYYYYYYYYY
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1920431
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1920431
Hope so. If the dice gods want to have some fun that is.
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Heh, well well. Looks like Hiki ain't down for the count just yet.

Good job guys.
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>>1920446
>>1920442
>>1920449
Holy shit Hiki are you a monster?
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>17,18,20,20,23
Guess we used all our luck up on this roll.
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>>1920431
YOU UNDERESTIMATE HIKI'S TARD STRENGTH
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1920431

...
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Also, QM have you considered adding a perk/trait system?
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>>1920462
How so? Also writing.
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>>1920466
I was gonna say levels but that sounds gamey as fuck. Maybe if a character has a certain background or can do a certain amazing feat consistently maybe they get a trait/perk that adds a bonus to certain situations or unlocks shit
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>>1920453
It's the Iron Blood.
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The feeling of embarrassment quickly gives way to one of acceptance. You weren't taking this seriously, it was an insult to all the hours of training you've put your body through, it was an insult to your clan, it was an insult to your brother. Taka....for so long he'd never been able to do even a quarter of the things you could, you know how he wished to have the same chances you did.

And you just half-assed it. If Taka saw this...

You sit yourself up, Naruto and Sasuke arguing with Kakashi apparently over whether they overdid it or not, the only one to notice you is Sakura. Sakura, she was actually a threat. Won't make that mistake again. "Uh, Sensei?"

Kakashi looks over at you, and your bruised body. He sighs, starting to head to wards you. "Hikigaya is it? Just hold still and I'll get you to the hospital to get looked over. I'm not sure what came over Genin to do a number on you but-"

CRACK!

You wince a little as you pop your shoulder back in place, rotating your arm to make sure everything's good.

"Aw man that was gross." You hear Naruto complain.

You pop your jaw back in, this one being less painful than your shoulder. Standing up, you find yourself probably at worse for wear than when you started this morning, but that doesn't matter. You stare at the three of them, Sasuke already on edge. "You three make a good team," You say, surprising them. "Alone, I probably could've defeated each of you easily, but together you managed to take me down with excellent team work. Well done." You take a stance, your hair standing up on end. "Now, shall we continue?"

>How you gonna' fuck them up dawg?
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>>1920495
Well we dp have bonus to stamina and strength that's why we manage to take Sasuke and Naruto combo. That shot knocked out a missinin. The thing is now they are completely tired except for Sakura and we are just sour from their attacks.
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>>1920462

I already got a trait for Hiki

>Jesus fuck is he a goddamn terminator?
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>>1920505
Go full iron. And punch'em very hard.
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>>1920505
They showed excellent form and well placed teamwork, proceed to destroy that flow with pure force.
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>>1920505

Time to get rid of Sakura first with her KO genjutsu bullshit by smashing her into a tree, hit Naruto with an iron clad fist to the stomach, and then one v one the school shooter duck
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>>1920505
normal clone each of them and rush them to disrupt teamwork.
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>>1920505
Use our intimidation advantage. Switch around the plan from earlier, shoot an Iron Chains Prison Jutsu in the direction of Naruto and Sasuke, their tiredness should make them focus on it too much, then summon an Iron Clone to distract them while trying to land a hit on Sakura. One should be enough since she's pretty squishy at this point.
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>>1920505
>Summon an Iron Clone for backup. Shoot an Iron Bullet toward's Sakura. Close in on Naruto to unleash Iron Chains Prison Jutsu. If it works focus on sasuke if it doesn't focus on Naruto.

Otherwise he'll just keep shooting out Shadow Clones and being a pain in the ass.

>>1920529
>>1920522
That would kill them.

Only use Iron Skin for defense not offense. We got 5 strength for fucks sake.
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>>1920505
Sunshin to Sakura and knock her out Then using kotetsu in our fingers snap and use the sparks to create flames targeting Sasuke and Naruto.
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>>1920529

Actually. I got an idea here for absolute bullshittery, iron clones and iron dragon.
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>>1920539
And a fucking bullet what would do?
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Mmmkay, so this is what I'm getting right now.

>Take out Sakura first
>Iron/Regular Clones into Naruto with Iron Chains Prison?
>Fuck up Sasuke when he's by himself.

That sound about right?
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>>1920505

Lets start attacking from weakest to strongest team 7 members in taijutsu battle.

Charge Sakura and knock her out.
Knock out Naruto.
Knock out Sasuke.

Or at laest try
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I wanna take this seriously but not angrily and to the point that kakashi interferes
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>>1920522

Support...

Da-Da-Da-Dum-Dum!
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>>1920554
Yeah, pretty much.
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>>1920549
If we reduce its speed it wont be lethal just hurt/KO her.

>>1920554
Eh i guess that will do. I don't think Regular clones are gonna work though. We have to use Iron Clones. Otherwise they will just get in the way and do jack shit.
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>>1920554

You got it
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Rolled 13, 8, 8, 5, 10, 18, 9, 1, 5 = 77 (9d20)

Okay then guys.

1d20+7
Ninjutsu+Strength

No DC, just BEAT their rolls.
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Rolled 3 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1920573
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>>1920522
>>1920529
Geez stop trying to kill the ninjas from our on village. We will only use iron attacks against enemies.
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Rolled 2 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1920573

Rolling...
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Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1920573
Sasuke's 18 might be trouble. Sakura froze up or something.
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>>1920578
>>1920581
>>1920583
Hahaha, okay guys knock it off.
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Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1920573
Okay
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1920585
This is the real roll
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1920573
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>>1920589

Wow. We really did waste our luck on the stamina rolls...
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Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1920573

Come one dice gods
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>>1920585
Did we manage to get our asses kicked again?
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>>1920585
It's not our fault the last roll took all the good dice.

>>1920589
This "5th roll's a 1" thing is really, REALLY taking away from enjoying this.
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Rolled 6 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1920589
Impressive.
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GOOD NEWS!

You completely fucked them up.

BAD NEWS!

Guess who just woke up his retard strength?

Hint: It's not you.
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>>1920583
Well after what Hoki did i wouldn't blame her.
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>>1920601
Oh trainning to when we face Gaara in the forest.
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Huh, looks like luck has left us.
Then again it's against main team of the series, so it's quite fitting way to end.

On the bright side, maybe this way we can get more motivated to train teamwork more.
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>>1920594
Yeah I have to agree. d20s is rough even with a 3 dice pool. Much less a 5 one.

>>1920601
Oh this is gonna hurt.

Guess we have no choice but to go all out...assuming we can still stand after this.

>>1920606
Don't you mean befriend him?
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>>1920606
>>1920610
>we run into Gaara just after he kills some randos in the forest
>he just calmly says hi to us then walks off
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>>1920610
Yeah but i don't think we will manage to befriend the shukaku.
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>>1920601

I just want to kill myself now, fuck everything man. Anons I fucking hope we can keep alive still for this, maybe even beat fox-fueled yard strength
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>>1920625
We just stare at him going away and say. He's really strong uh?
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"Now hold on-" Kakashi starts, but it's too late.

It's on.

"Tekkotsu." You feel your entire body start to become heavier, denser, stronger. You don't control iron, you ARE iron.

"What the hell?" Naruto asks, looking surprised at your Clan's Bloodline Limit.

Sasuke isn't as surprised though, he's seen you use it before, though not to this extent. He rushes you, Naruto catching on and quickly following behind.

Which leaves Sakura open.

"Tetsu Style: Iron Bullet Jutsu!" You do the hand seals then thrust your palm out. A small ball bearing, about the size of a grape shoots out, traveling fast and right to wards Sakura. She barely has time to blink before it strikes her right in the forehead, shattering against it and knocking her off her feet.

Naruto stops in his tracks, looking back at Sakura with worry. "SAKURA!" He growls, turning back to face you.

Too late.

"Tetsu Style: Iron Clone Jutsu!" Two clones made of Iron appear, running on either side of Naruto before slamming their fists into his body, knocking him into the air. But it's not over yet. One of the clones jumps into the air, the second one grabbing them by the ankle as they perform the seals. "Tetsu Style: Iron Chain Prison!" The first clone changes into a long, thick chain that shoots forward and wraps itself around Naruto, then the second clone whips his arm down, slamming Naruto and the chain into the ground. He's buried at least a foot into the ground.

And that leaves Sasuke.

The Uchia goes for his clans Fireball Jutsu, but you just walk right through it. It burns, but your iron body protects you. A quick spar of Taijutsu and you plant your knee right into his stomach, bringing him to the ground in agony.

You look around at your handy work, feeling....you don't feel good. "I went too far." You say, shoulders slumping. You look to Kakashi, ready to take the verbal smackdown for losing your cool on his students. But he's not looking at you, he's looking at-

"You bastard!" You watch in amazement as Naruto stands up, red chakra flaring up around him. He flexes his muscles, the chains wrapped around him stretching before snapping off. What in the world. "YOU HURT MY FRIENDS!"

>Ha. Well. What now dudes? You think you're bad enough to fight a MC?
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>>1920635
We have the chains if we manage to immobilizer and use a open palm sword strike we might be able to knock him out. Naruto is still partialy human but we will need to be very lucky.
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>>1920635

It's fine anon. We can overcome this...

We just have to punch him really, REALLY hard this time...
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>>1920641

LET'S GO BOYS, I'M READY
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>>1920641

Fight him head on. Punch him and take his punches until only one of you is left standing...
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>>1920641
Wait, I have the solution!
>friend challenges some guy to a fight
>get mad when he fights him and loses, joins fight
>dislocates the guy's arm and jaw
>goes full tard rage when he responds in kind
He's obviously an autist, a massive one. Our Autisto Whisperu no jutsu should be super effective.


He's going to go after us, so play super defensive to be good bait so Kakashi can deal with it.
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>>1920641
This>>1920655
Just two dudes slugging it out
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>>1920641
Well obviously do you think what you did to me didn't hurt? Don't say anything just avoid his strike and use the seco d clone to create more chains it won't hold him but it may slow him down long enough to give us time to make a precise strike to knock him out.
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>>1920641
Use some quick sparks to create a smoke cover, go in for a quick full force takedown while naruto is blind
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>>1920641
Iron Cage and Iron Dance Jutsu pronto. Have each clone perform one of them. For Iron Dance make it so the iron dancing is only made up of balls, so as to help knock him out.

After that we need to focus on strength and hitch a ride on the Dancing Iron for a speed increase. Then we throw a Iron Drop Kick from the Sky.

Have the Clones do the same thing once they are finished or unleash chains/cages to keep him pinned and all aim for the head.
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>>1920641
>YOU HURT MY FRIEND
Nigga you broke our jaw in a spar you basically forced yourself in, fuck out of here with your faggot logic
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Rolled 14, 3, 13 + 6 = 36 (3d20 + 6)

Okay the. Looks like it's gonna' be a slugfest. Sorry to the guys who wanted to Jutsu this shit.

Okay. So it's your retarded Stamina+Strength vs his retarded Stamina+Stength.

1d20+9. Good luck.
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>>1920682
And dislocated our shoulder to. I just feel bad for Sakura i didn't wanted to be so mean with her..
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1920693

Rolling...
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1920682

It's not faggot logic, it's POWER OF FRIENDSHIP logic. Come to think of it they're the same thing

Also, NO MORE ONES
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1920693
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1920693
Well fuck doesn't naruto have max stamina when he's like that?

>>1920694
We only knocked her out.
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1920693
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1920693
Be whatever the dice gods wills it.
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>>1920697
>>1920698
>>1920701

Ha. Ha-ha...

Holy shit...
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>>1920698

GODDAMN THESE FUCKING DICE
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Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1920705
Well, it's been nice knowing you folks.
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>>1920698
Well look who just rolled a one.
>>1920701
Meh at least Kakashi is here with us
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>>1920698
>>1920701
Great job guys, we had this on the bag
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>>1920705

Just let us have this win, Moonrune. For the love of fuck just have mercy,
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Right, so that's the Sixth nat 1 tonight.

Thinking of updated how we do things. Instead of Crits we'll just do Roll+Stat vs DC, and we'll just get rid of CRITS all together.

The better your roll is compared to the DC, the better the result, the lower your roll, the worse the result.

Of course this Crit is still countable for tonight. Nyuk nyuk.
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>>1920705
...I think we just died.

That was literally the worst time to roll a 1. Much less 2 1s.
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>>1920707
You suck at this you know?
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>>1920698
>>1920701
I hate to say it, but all this crit/crit-fail nonsense the dice have going is gonna make this quest die a much faster death than it deserves.
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D-Did we just realesed fucking Nine tails in the village or did we die.

If we surivive this with all of our limbs intact and couple of months of hospital bed time, I will be happy.
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>>1920716
Meh it happens at least the quest ended. And now we play as Taka!
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>>1920718

Nigger I'm not in a good mood, so shut your goddamn whore mouth
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What is this? Why is his chakra literally bleeding out of him? Why does it look like he's got a tail?! The red chakra seems to cover his entire body, making claws that dig into the ground as he rushes forward.

You brace yourself, you're still in Tekkotsu so-

CLANGCLANGCLANG!

His fists feel like they're tearing you apart! You can actually see dents start to form up on your iron skin from where Naruto strikes them. But that's not the worst part, the worst part comes when he grabs your ankle and begins slamming you into the ground repeatedly like a rag doll.

You try to stay conscious, but the pain and the rattling of your brain is too much. The last thing you see before you pass out is Kakashi driving his fist into Naruto's stomach, then blackness.

>Welp, that's a good place to end it, right?
>Right?
>Okay yeah we need to work on the System.
>Suggestions?
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>>1920723
It's okay Chaos. You just killed the quest. Nothing important.
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>>1920715
d20s with crits are great, i'd just lower the best of from 5 to 3
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>>1920731
No more crits and crit fails.
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>>1920731
Just get rid of "Best of" and roll to see who's roll counts
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>>1920731
I agree with just changing the rolls to best of 3 instead of 5.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

If 20 every 1 is invalidated and we cut to Sinchu balls deep in big bug booty
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These fucking crit 1's have actually soured this shit for me what the actual fuck

I love crits but holy fuck they are constant

Op maybe just do a D100 and adjust all the +stats accordingly, that way we can still have crits but they are extremely less likely
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>>1920731

You could convert the system from d20 to d100 or something? We'd be less likely to get extreme successes and failures...
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>>1920731
Switch to d100's and make it best of three. Crits are at 1 and 100.
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fuck d100s

Idk, maybe just give us a temporary fate point every session in case we get a bunch of 1s like today.
fucks sakes, we are supposed to be rolling 20s as well.
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Changing to d100 isn't that hard really.

You just x5 the stats.

Strength of 5 becomes 25.
Ninjutsu of 2.5 becomes 12.5
And so on.
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>>1920731
bo5 d20s has to go. 10% per roll for an overriding crit on bo5 is absurd, as we've seen. The crits have killed any stakes.

I'd suggest moving to d100s. Just multiply everything by 5 and it'll be exactly the same, but the chance of a crit happening drops from 10% to 2%. It'll make things much less random.

I'd also suggest adding subjective bonuses. As it is, everything being roll+stats means plans really have no meaning beyond having a bigger payout if we succeed. Unless you lower DCs for plans. Then I guess they'd only be used in opposed rolls.
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>>1920761
I say just get rid of crits and crit fails.
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>>1920755

Given the number of people in the thread, you could probably up it to about 4 or 5...

How do you folks feel about using the average of the rolls?
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averages and d100s are the worst, please don't
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>>1920766
Good suggestion. Subjective bonuses should be a thing.
>>1920771
Overwatch and that one Harry Potter quest use Average don't they? Hm, I don't know.
>>1920736
>>1920770
Nah, crits add wild factor. And people get to use reaction images more because of them.
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>>1920771

>How do you folks feel about using the average of the rolls?

No, God I don't want to deal with that shit

>>1920766

This is pretty good
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>>1920766
I support this measure.
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>>1920779
Meh whatever i don't care about system i'm in more because of the story.
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>>1920779

With average the more rolls you have the more likely it is for the final score to be middling. This would solve the problem of getting crits too often, however it will also make roles trend towards middling outcomes...

If you implement it you probably shouldn't take more than 3 die rolls. How you handle which rolls to take (First come first served, Highest after a given time period, or Lowest after a given time period) is up to you. You need to make a decision on how punishing you want your game to be, do you want big wins all the time, big risks with big rewards, big risks all the time, or do you want something more muted and orderly...

Another idea is experimenting with a system for adjustable die pools. Not sure how you'd get that to work, but it's something to mull over...
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>>1920809
>i'm in more because of the story.
I'm so sorry for what you have to deal with every day you come to this thread.
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>>1920771
>average of rolls
Hell no, averaging systems suck ass.
>>1920761
Bestof 5 using d100 seems like the best option
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>>1920779
Of course, subjective maluses would also be a thing. With a bo3 d100 system, how we do something and how good we are at doing it would be the determining factor against someone with a roughly equal bonus.
You could even scratch your evil QM itch by not revealing the bonus/malus until the post with the action if IC we wouldn't know about it.
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>>1920845
What I mean by "roughly equal bonus" is just our raw stat bonus. Sorry that didn't make sense.
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Rolled 23, 50, 5 + 20 = 98 (3d100 + 20)

Alright let's test out the d100 Bo3 system.

Roll me 1d100+Stamina.

That's 4 x 5 = 20.

So 1d100+20.
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Rolled 46 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1920862
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Rolled 14 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1920862

...
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Rolled 98 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1920779
>>1920862
I'm fine with a 1d100 Bo5 system and bumping it down if there's too many crits.
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Rolled 97 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1920862

If I see another one after this I'm going to scream
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>>1920868
>>1920871
>>1920872

Huh. Varied results, possible failure, last minute clutch saves.

I think this could work.
>>1920874
Good for you Chaos.
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>>1920874
There'll be 1s and 100s since we're still doing crits (they add a bit of fear to every roll - something could just go wrong or the character just makes a bad call) and I don't think that's a bad thing. It won't just be every roll we get 3 1s, a 4 and a 15.
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>>1920876

I finally feel better. So can we keep going or are we done?
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>>1920884

See: >>1920731
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>>1920816
>I'm so sorry for what you have to deal with every day you come to this thread.

It's worthy to pass for it.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Konoha%20Clan%20Quest

Thread is Archived. Vote for it to get more people in here so they can see how cool we are guys.

Or like, don't. Whatever. Your choice.

Love you.
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>>1920943
Love ya too.
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Just a heads up, might be able to run a thread on Tuesday. Keep ya' eyes peeled my ninjas.
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>>1924770
Oh cool hope you manage to do it. I really like this quest.
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Guys we fucked up, we forgot about the perfect fit for the Clan.
His name's Tetsutetsu Tetsutetsu.
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Looking back on the fight I realized something. When Sasuke hit Hiki with the fireball while he was covered in iron, was his underwear converted too? If not, than would it have burnt up in the fireball, leaving him naked?

Good thing we knocked out Sakura first.
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>>1928825
It would but my guess is when the Tekkotsu was activated we became like a Ken doll since that would be the easieast way to protect such a sensitive area.
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>>1927586
Nah i want to meet our Missining-nin uncle
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>>1928825
Shit, I didn't consider that.

OIh well, new thread in like thirty minutes. Get ready.
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>>1928884
I was born ready senpai.
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>>1928841
I'd rather just imagine a floppy metal penis and ball sack swinging about as Hiki gets pounded by Naruto.

>>1928884
I'm ready Freddy.
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