>>1899453
Glad you're running truck

>>1899453
The devil lives!

>>1899453

Nice to see you running. I can't wait to get started.

>>1899453
Strike at his throat!

Hey Trick, good to see you again man.

>>1899453

The girl takes a little card-looking thing out after getting over her praise of you. It has a tiny gem in it. Hers is a white color.

"This is my Adventurer's ID. I'm still at the starting rank, but I think I'm going to rank up soon after we beat that monster."

What the fuck? This overly organized system is retarded. It kind of reminds you of home.

You begin read some of her stats

"Rogu Typu Classu: TradoSmissu"

Charlotte watches intently with a little smile, clearly enjoying your accent. You can tell there's some magic fuckery about this ID thing.

__________________________________

>Charlotte's Stats:

NAME: CHARLOTTE MARCHESS DU LAFRA
CLASS TYPE: ROGUE
- SUBTYPE:TRADESMITH
HP: 20 (B)
STATUS: NORMAL
AGE: 16
HOME: LAFRA
HT: 4'8”
WT: 130lbs

PER: 18 (A)
INT: 16 (B-)
WIS: 15 (C+)
CHA: 15 (C+)
END: 14 (C+)
STR: 14 (C+)
DEX: 6 (E)

Briefly looking over the data on the card you form a few first impression, although your intuition feels like something might be missing here. Not that you care, it’s hard to read this tiny ass card without using your own hands to hold it.
First of all, her physical stats irritate you, that is not a good BMI at all. The fact that it's on you feels super fucking intrusive

Secondly, why in the fuck is she the same age as you. Going by her body, she looks about 6 years younger going by her body. Goddamned fantasy land.

Finally, her numbered stats seem relatively balanced, but pretty low. Your unsure what your supposed to measure it to, or the significance of the letters and shit.

Shit. This stuff seems complicated, you'll have to ask Henrietta about it at the Guild Hall

___________________________________

Looking ahead the sun is on the horizon as you manage to finally find the clearing to the forest. Thank god. As you look past the entrance, you see some torchlight and the gleam of armor, you have some company, it seems.

Approaching warily, you are greeted by several knight-types, with shiny armor and some of them mounted on horses. The one with the shiniest armor approaches and issues a command, the tinny echo form within their helmet makes your ears tingle

"Hold, sir. Identify yourself."

Fuck. Not this shit again.

The knight addressing you is a little less than a head shorter than you, a little above average height for a man. Their armor gleams with polish, and they were a greatcoat with some kind of arms symbol on it. These are definitely some kind of nobles. This one speaks with great bravado and dignity.

You are beat to shit, and have a little girl as an accessory on you right now. You really regret letting the little twerp dress your arms like this, looking like two useless bandage flippers. Your violent nature inside wishes the knight had no helmet, so you could at least bite their ear off. This asshole better not be lookin' down on you.

The full-plate guy is waiting for an answer.

>Let the Charlotte do the talking
>Square up to this fool
>Write in

>>1899793
>Let the Charlotte do the talking
She needs to do some work

>Delinquent Traits 1.0.1
>Theses are the character traits that make you who you are, and with them comes both benefits and drawbacks that are befitting of your brash, troublemaking personality.

>1. Your traits are kept track of through points, a Trait Score, which will rise and fall as you chose your options. Such traits unlock special dialogue prompts that are unique to you. Often times it is a high-risk, high reward option that requires a roll for success and other times a bonus just for mantaining it. The modified prompts is not necessarily beneficial or harmful, simply the embodiment of a trait.
>2. Successful rolls will give great benefits in the story, while failures might complicate things. Regardless of success or failure, choosing the modified prompt will cause a gain in points dependent on the situation (+3 or greater), while choosing not to use the prompt given will result in a loss of points (-2).
>3. You may use your points to modify your “Write in” responses with your traits, which will give bonuses to the results if the response is appropriate to those traits, at the cost of (-2) points.
>4. You may modifiy a response with more than one trait if appropriate for increased chances, and I encourage “Write in” responses, awarding particularly good responses by potentially refunding points spent. You lose this ability for a particular trait if you have a Trait Score of 2 or less.
>5. Higher Trait Scores increase the likelyhood of modified prompts appearing. Lower scores do the opposite. The relative difference in numbers has some affect towards which type of modified prompt is given.
>6. Spend your points carefully, and try to find a balance, for once a trait score hits 0, your ability to take advantage of that trait is gone forever, having “gone soft.” I will make sure you are aware of the Trait Score values at all times as well as clarify any questions and feedback if necessary.

>>1899832

>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 15
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 13

>Clever: Though others might believe you to be a tactless brute, you have shown yourself to be quite cunning. You are well known for your keen sharpness as well as witty banter. At best, you are good choosing your words, and at worst, a sharp tongue and a penchant for foul language and vulgar insults. You are predisposed to get the last cutting words in after feeling insulted. Good for when you need to get into somebody’s head, or coming up with an innovative idea.

>Manly: Though your demeanor can be quite serious and your attitude unpleasant, your well built, dark, grisled features are the epitome of masculinity. Girls like it and other guys respect it. At best you are a cool and attractive manly man. At your worst, others see you as chauvinistic insensitive douche-bag. Your manly ways would be considered reckless by many. Handy when talking to to the opposite sex, or when the time comes to step up as an example of a real man.

>Fight'n Spirit: Whether due to an abnormally thick skull, or your undying will, you refuse to take shit from anyone, and don't go down easily in a fight. This makes you harder and gives you the energy to keep up a a frightening level of stamina and endurance, and you have a very aggressive attitude to show for it. You enjoy fighting quite a bit, and you are always ready for a good scrap, even if it’s entirely inappropriate. Best used to show enthusiasm, or in a fight.

>Code: Honest Man
One thing you absolutely won't tolerate is dishonesty. Liars are weak and cowardly, and you are far stronger. Not only do you refuse to tell a lie, but you also believe in being fair handed, and you never fight dirty, or resort to underhanded tactics. It just isn't you. It doesn’t mean your always gonna give your life’s story to some stranger. if they ask you. People see you as an earnest person, but sometimes not telling the truth can be tempting in situations where being honest can seriously hurt you. Useful on those who might appreciate the truth.

>>1899793
[Manly] [Honest] A man who is tired as fuck cause he just cleaned up your fucking bug problem. My name is Billy the Bat so move the fuck out of the way so I can get some rest asshole.

>>1899814
2nd

>>1899692
>>1899684
>>1899663
>>1899602
>>1899793
>>1899814


I'm finally ready to roll boys. I'll try to be quick to make up for lost time. I promise I won't bail on you guys, but life has ways of making me late.

>>1899889
>>1899883
>>1899814
>>1899793

You acknowledge your little friend your carrying, so that maybe she can start pulling her damn weight, and get off her fluffy fucking buns.

Charlotte is quick to nod and drop down Answering for the both of you. She looks back to you for reassurance.

"...And so me and Mr. Bato killed the Kuukarache Queen, so now we're headed back to get some rest. He's really hurt and needs some medical attention from the injuries he got."

"Mr. Bato, huh?"

The tone of their voice is heavily warped by the helm, but the knight makes his intent clear. You start to shake a little at the content of the question.

"You wouldn't happen to be Bieri sa Bato Iwo, would you?"

Your companion realizes what's going on quickly, atttempting to reason

"Mr. Bato can get kinda weird when people say his name a certain wa-

"I'm talking to your friend , Miss Marchette, he has a mouth, doesn't he?"

FFFFFFFFF.........!!!!!!!!!

>[Fighting Spirit] SHIIII'NEEEE!!!!!!!
>....UUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
>Need to...calm down...
>Write in

______________________________

>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 15
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 13

>Trait Write In: (-2)

>>1899978
>....UUUUUUUUUUUCK!!!!!
Poor Billy

>>1899978
>Need to...calm down...

It's not manly to lose control of our self so easily

>>1899978
>Need to...calm down...
Calm down. Correct his pronunciation. Billy. The. Bat. And when he inevitably gets it wrong again, we can correct it via force.

>>1900031
>>1900048

Someone got your name wrong...The only other person you told was...

Your warrior's spirit is boiling your blood after feeling insulted. What is wrong with these people?

Roll 1d100 to calm the fuck down.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1900061

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1900061

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1900061
>>1900072
Oh.....

>>1900072
So much for being calm

>>1900072
I wanna see how this goes

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1900061
>>1900072
>>1900075

Oh boy.

>>1900099
>Trip dubs
>99

Now I REALLY hope this roll counts.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1899978

>>1900106
Perhaps paralyzed by pure hate, followed by going stone cold?

>>1900125
Sounds good to me, but I'm not sure if it's best of three or best of five.

>>1900145
I tend to find best of three to work out the best, Five quest seem like nothing negative ever happens and it can honestly be really lame at times. I'm not saying i want bad things to happen i just want to feel like i'm going through a challenge.

>>1900072
>>1900064
>>1900075
>>1900076
>>1900106
>>1900099
>>1900088
>>1900120
>>1900125
>>1900145

You attempt to calm yourself down, your body is exhausted since you haven't slept for almost a whole day, your head hurts because your so hungry right now, and your arms are fucked up.

You attempt to convey this into words but all that comes out is a terrible cry of pure wrath.

Charlotte quickly crouches into a fetal-like position, she isn't about to stand in your way right now, hands over her head, she can't even look at you, she's frightened.

All the knights take 2 steps to back the fuck up, all except for that one arrogant motherfucker interrogating you. This person manages to piss you off on the first encounter even more than that bitch at school - Fucking Kurosaki-san.

You can't control yourself after thinking about it, you can feel the foam come out of your mouth.

In a fit of blind rage, everything goes red, and you charge directly at the knight who blocks your path. If his compatriots attempted to stop you, they couldn't. If the guy who ticked you off attempted to do something, they were completely unprepared.

Everything goes completely black as you charge headfirst into this armored asshole in the most awesome body check you've ever done.

________________________________


"Mr. Bato, please wake up."

Your little Charlotte is trying to stir you again. You've woken up in a quaint little room, laying in the only bed, completely unawares of what happened, earlier.

"Mr. Bato" Charlotte says in a scolding tone as you show her your awake. She has a serious tone about her.

"I think your the best ever, but your in big trouble now"

You're faint from not eating for so long and your head hurts like a motherfucker.

Now what, genius?
>You can tell me over breakfast
>What's going on?
>Write in

___________________________________

>+1 Fightin Spirit

>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 15
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14 (+1)

>Trait Write In: (-2)

>>1900106
I did indeed check those dubs. Could have definitely been worse.

>>1900189
>You can tell me over breakfast

>>1900189
>>You can tell me over breakfast
Make sure she eats something healthy. No way in hell are we gonna be carrying her forever.

>>1900189
>Write in: Just tell me this. Have i managed to knock out the smug of that fuckers face?

>>1900189
>>You can tell me over breakfast
Something healthy for her. She needs to work off some weight. She can be a fat tradesmith when she makes it

>>1900189
>You can tell me over breakfast

>>1900189
>>1900215
>>1900216
>>1900220
>You can tell me over breakfast
>Write in: Just tell me this. Have i managed to knock out the smug of that fuckers face?

You feel like shit, your head hurts from hunger and pain, you could really use some food.

>Write in:. Have i managed to knock out the smug of that fuckers face?

Oh, the Knight of the Order you you assaulted? Well...I couldn't see Captain Blackwell's expression because of the helmet, but I've never seen someone's body travel so far after being tackled.

Assaulted? You can already tell this is going to end badly.

Opening your mouth to inquire further, there is a low rumbling that cuts you off. It's not your stomach that rumbles, but Charlotte's. You change what you're about to say. She rubs her tummy, a little embarrased.

"You can tell me over breakfast."

"Mhmm"

She agrees and takes you by the hand, which isn't in a big cast anymore, thankfully. Your arms still feel a bit...numb, but you have no problem moving them. Charlotte guides you out to the corridor and down some steps, now your back in the lobby of the Guild Hall.

You don't see the receptionist at the desk at the moment, that's a shame. You really need to confirm something.

Charlotte is guiding you to the tavern food court, you find it rather fancy.

>Look for Henrietta, it's important
>Eat with Charlotte, it's important
>Write in

________________________________
>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 15
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

>Trait Write In: (-2)

>>1900294
Eat. Can't work on an empty stomach.

Welcome back Truck-kun

>>1900294
>>Eat with Charlotte, it's important
Better make that shit healthy. I'm out for the night I hope you guys are blessed with good rolls and badass brawls.

>>1900294
>>Eat with Charlotte, it's important

>>1900294
>Eat Henrietta , it's important

>>1900294
>Eat with Charlotte, it's important

Henrietta can wait, breakfast cannot.

>>1900294
>>1900303
>>1900304
>>1900345
>>1900361
>>1900424

You feel like your gonna die if you don't get something to eat. You let Charlotte lead you to the food court.

"This is my favorite place to eat at, It's super cheap."

She hums a little as she take you to a buffet kind of area. She pays for the both of you. One fee for all the food you can eat is a pretty good deal, just as your companion says. You notice the attendants for the food have a look apprehensive as you enter with your little friend. Fuck them, but you're to hungry for this shit. Time to chow down.

Entering the buffet, notice that the foods are generally the same as home and you shy away from some of the funnier looking stuff. You grab some eggs, a little bit of rice, some veggies, and all the other essentials in balance to a healthy body. At least here you can eat better than at home. Charlotte seems to be taking her time, so you sit down without her.

"Itadakimasu."

Your able to dig in an enjoy a hearty meal. Your about halfway through yours when Charlotte comes back.

"Oh, I found you, Mr. Bato."

Holy. Fuckin. Shit.

A large stack of pancakes as it blocks the girl holding them. It's about a foot high of those pancakes they make at home for shits and giggles, the giant ones. She sits down across from you, pancake tower still blocking her from view. She slathers them in syrup before proceeding to start consuming them.

You struggle to understand what the fuck is going as she begins to eat the huge breakfast.

The little girl ends up shoving entire pancakes into her mouth at once before chewing and swallowing, gulping down the massive piece of cooked batter in a single go, cheeks bulging massively. As she gobbles her food up, she dumps more syrup on every new layer of pancake to moisten it up with pure sugar, before plopping it into her hungry maw. You don't understand if this massive binging is due to pure frugality, or something far more sinister It only takes a few minutes before the huge stack is disappeared. You are about to feel relief, not having to witness her eat anymore. But...

Before you have a chance to register what the fuck is going on, she's back with another stack of pancakes for round 2.

This gluttonous display goes on for a long while, this little girl ends up wolfing down, no-INHALING-massive amounts of battery goodness before finally stopping, at the 7th course. After finishing, she simply licks up what was left right off the plate as well as her chubby little hands and leans back rubbing her tummy. You don't understand where she put it all, only having a somewhat rounder stomach. She lets out a big sigh, having satisfied the beast within. She loosens her belt of her overalls a few notches.

"Hufff~...It's not often I get to go all out without spending lots of money, Isn't this place great? Mr. Bato?.

...

You drop the forkful you had in your hand halfway to your mouth, staring dumbfounded.

"Are you gonna finish that?"

Cont. (1/2)

>>1900558
So we have wrath and gluttony, it seems. When are we going to collect the other five?

>>1900558

Fuck.

Never have you seen in your life a more incredible display of gorging, in all your damned years.

Your try to make sense of it, but it's such a crazy thing to behold. It certainly doesn't entertain you, since you've lived a fairly healthy lifestyle.

You try to recollect yourself. You seriously need to put this girl on some kind of diet, you think.

>[Clever] You aren't completely human, are you?
>We need to talk about your eating habits. Right. Now.
>You'll allow this to be her "last supper" and overlook it, you need to know what the fuck is going on and why your in trouble
>Write in

_______________________________

>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 15
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

>Trait Write In: (-2)

sorry I took so long to write. I got a kick out of it

>>1900611
The guild secretary is definetly lust. Because she is full of lust for us.

>>1900618
>[Clever] You aren't completely human, are you?

>>1900622
>>1900611

I don't think I'm giving anything away, so I'll say that the way the story is going, pride is next

>>1900618
>>[Clever] You aren't completely human, are you?

>>1900618
>>[Clever] You aren't completely human, are you?

>>1900618
>>1900656
>>1900628
>>1900656
>>1900687

>Clever +5

>[Clever] You aren't completely human are you?

It all makes sense now, her odd appearance, that horrible...thing she just did. This is what was in the back of your mind when looking at her little ID card. She isn't human, or at least not fully.

"You aren't completely human are you?"

She jumps up in her seat from her lax, belly nuturing position, a little worried by your question.

"D-didn't you know already? You have to keep your voice down about that...It would be bad for me..."

>"Elaborate"
>"We'll talk about this later, We need to focus on the task at hand."
>Write in

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>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 20 (+5)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

>Trait Write In: (-2)

>>1900709
>>"We'll talk about this later, We need to focus on the task at hand."

>>1900709
>>"We'll talk about this later, We need to focus on the task at hand."

>>1900709
Talk later. There's a time and place for everything.

>>1900709
>"We'll talk about this later, We need to focus on the task at hand."

>Write in: You said something about me being in trouble. Also don't tell me the fucker i knocked out stole our loot? Did he grab all the credit for our killing?

>>1900709
>"We'll talk about this later, We need to focus on the task at hand."

>Write in: You said something about me being in trouble. Also don't tell me the fucker i knocked out stole our loot? Did he grab all the credit for our killing?

>>1900709
Didn't you say we'd get a pic of Charlotte this thread?

>>1900709
>>1900719
>>1900722
>>1900723
>>1900739
>>1900829
>"We'll talk about this later, We need to focus on the task at hand."
>Write in: You said something about me being in trouble. Also don't tell me the fucker i knocked out stole our loot? Did he grab all the credit for our killing?

"Enough of this, tell me what's going on, before I get physically ill."

Charlotte has a morose look on her face, seemingly very insecure by pointing such a sensitive topic, looks around before. She runs around the long tavern table, much unlike someone who just ate their weight in batter an syrup, and plops her soft bum right in your lap, and wraps your arms around her. We're going to have a talk about this shit too, you don't want any of the fuckers around you getting the wrong idea. She carefully explains what's going on. Whatever this is, it's big.

"You said something about me being in trouble. Also don't tell me the fucker I knocked the fuck out stole our loot? Did he grab all the credit for our killing?"

"Mmm-mmm" She shakes her head before continuing.

"The guy you attacked was Captain Blackwell, an knight of Order of the Silver Crown, a monarchical Ordo. The are often called from their home by the Guilds to do all sorts of difficult tasks, such as controlling monsters. There's a lot of politics behind what they do, but...well the next stop for the group we met was in the forest, after the Kuukarache break out."

She munches on what's left of your breakfast as she continues. God Dammit.

"...The other reason they came out was to get you, they wanted to issue an infraction....right....here..."

She pulls a fancy looking piece of parchment off of her person. It has red ink over it. You read it. Today has started off pretty shitty already

"Disturbing the peace, What the fuck is this shit?"

"Mr. Bato, you were super loud the other night, the whole south end of Prontia heard you yelling. And when you charged Captain Blackwell, the Ordo and the one who commands it had you charged with all sorts of bad stuff, Assault, Battery, Treason against the Silver Crown. The Order you offended is respected here. Prontia won't be happy with this at all.

You don't give a single fuck about anything about this to be honest, you're more concerned with how this effects you, which it certainly shall.

"You've been requested to appear for trial, everything is against you."

"Why am I not in fucking jail then"

"I paid for your bail, your injuries were to great to leave you in that yucky cell. You've been asleep for a whole day since then."

She tries to make a bad situation a little better.

"Captain Blackwell is still recovering from the injury, they aren't going to have the trial without him. A little less than a week."

Son of a bitch. This is going to be discipline committee all over again.

>What do you recommend I do?
>I want to meet with this Blackwell, maybe I can get them to drop the charges?
>Is there someone I can get to represent me?
>Write in

>>1900896
I think his exact words were that he would try to get one.

>>1900913
>Is there someone I can get to represent me?

Where's Phoenix Wright when you need him?

>>1900913
Meet this motherfucker. We know what we're going to do, we're either going to talk some sense into him or beat it into him. Some gall this guy has, being all uppity after we literally killed a Insect Queen ourselves and suffered all those injuries.

>>1900913
>At the least I want my reward for killin those fukin bugs for those fucks.
>>What do you recommend I do?

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>>1900896
>>1900920

I did say I'd try brosephs, I really did for
aim for today, but I didn't have enough time to finish anything yet. I'll definitely get something soon. I want to have a few characters sketched up soon. Don't lose faith in this silly old truck. I will deliver.

>>1900913
>Is there someone I can get to represent me?
>I want to meet with this Blackwell, maybe I can get them to drop the charges?
>Write in: Fucking hell what a pain. Also you mentioned a fucker that is the one who commands the order. Who is this? Must be someone with a huge stick up their butt. Also do i REALLY need to go? Can't we just get the fuck out of town?

>>1900932
And after being all injured we putted him in a hospital bed for a week. Maybe we should upgrade his status from a hospital bed to a coffin.

>>1900937
She paid our bond, it wouldn't be manly or honest to skip

>>1900976
Shit you are right. Also guess we will need to pay for it. Hopefully the guild will pay big for killing a roach queen.

>>1900913
>>What do you recommend I do?
>>Is there someone I can get to represent me?
>>Write in
Alright, Blackwell likely wants to discredit me. Since I have seen that I can read your country's language, can I get access to books on the law? I would like to try and figure out EXACTLY what the legal circumstance of this trial will be.

>>1900989
>He's a deliquent from another world
>but he's smart enough to know the basic of law but to hot headed to give a shit about it
>now he must use his cleverness to avoid to be put in jail and become
>The Fantasy Lawyer

>>1901019
>you think I'm still goin' to school because I'm forced too?! Fuck no, I'm getting a damn law degree!

>>1900943
>>1900937
>>1900933
>>1900932
>>1900928
>>1900913
>>1900976
>>1900983
>>1900989
While you are confident that you could learn the common laws of this land, the slimy, underhanded aspects of being in a court system are really not your forte. You need someone to represent you in court if your going to have a chance.

>"Is there someone I can get to represent me?"

Charlotte thinks about it. This does not reassure you at all.

Well, there aren't many law types that would want to represent you, to be honest. You could try the Collegiate on the outskirts of Prontia...Or you can have...me!

She punctuates the end of that by wiggling her butt on your lap and closing her eyes sticking out her tongue while smiling cutely.

Oh god. You throw up in your mouth a little from the thought of that last part.

">What do you recommend I do?"

"Well you could skip town, but I wouldn't expect that from you...Oh I know, you could maybe do some more good things around Prontia to build up your PR. Maybe somebody will help you after hearing of your deeds. You have a week and you already killed that Kuukarache Queen.
You could also take a look at the laws around here, maybe you can find a loophole?"

You really want to give that asshole Blackwell a piece of your mind

>"I want to meet with this Blackwell, maybe I can get them to drop the charges?"

"You better control yourself this time Mister, you could really make this worse for yourself if you get into another scuffle again. I'm actually not sure where Captain Blackwell is. All I know is that the forest is still getting cleared out, there's still many more Kuukarach alive."

You remember that you also have to collect your bounty. You'll do it on the way out. Either way, you need some gear to prepare for this shit.

Now what?
> Go to the Collegiate
>You? Represent me? Are you fucking serious?
>Find Blackwell
>Quest for your honor
>Write in

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>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 20 (+5)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

>Trait Write In: (-2)

1 hour warning

>>1901054
>You? Represent me? Are you fucking serious?
>Write in: acquire our reward and look for gear

Then

>Quest for your honor

>>1901054
>First, get paid, the have Charlotte help equip us
Followed by
>Quest for your honor

>>1901054
Reward/gear then honor

Also she is starting to look even more like a half-goblin or a half-imp

>>1901064
This.

>>1901054
>>1901067
This.

>>1901067
this

>>1901054
>>1901064
This, plus see about acquiring a law book just in case.

I would like to also point out:
> Go to the Collegiate
>Collegiate
>College

Fuck that noise

>>1901054
Supporting these two:
>>1901064
>>1901076

>>1901054
>>1901064
>>1901067
>>1901069
>>1901071
>>1901072
>>1901074
>>1901076

>You? Represent me? Are you fucking serious?
Charlotte is your biggest fan-girl, she'd probably go to extreme lengths to make sure you fight the good fight in court, judging by her intelligence score being decent, you aren't completely lacking in faith.

>Quest for your honor
In the face of all this legal adversity, you have only one thing to say: Fuck that shit. You'd rather prove you aren't a completely malicious entity by gaining the respect of the people. You did something similar at school and they don't fuck with you for it.

>Write in: acquire our reward and look for gear

"Charlotte, I want you to represent me."

"You can count on me. I already know all the laws in regards to trade, criminal laws should be a piece of cake."

You ignore the way she licks her chops after saying that last part. Your already too stressed out for that. You'll have to get the both of you some law books.

"We are going to quest for my honor, if what you said is true, the people might see me differently."

"Mmm-hmm." Your partner agrees.

That about settles it, your going to have to gear up first and then save the day, somehow. To do that, you need some dosh, you can't keep relying on your adorable little moneybag like this.

You walk up to the Guild Hall front desk nearby and Charlotte follows, a hand her tummy as she jostles the obscene feast inside her.

Henrietta is back in her position it seems, As you approach she calls out to you.

"Bierri, your okay? I was worried about you."

ASDF@#H#$G#$FC!!!!!! You knew it. They must have spoken to her about your whereabouts the other night for that infraction. She's the only other person who knows your name. At this point, it's just better to ignore it for now. You really don't want a repeat of that time right now, despite your frustration. Your going to have a class on correct pronunciation for both of these girls later.

You take the time to explain the situation to Henrietta, and she gives you some instruction

"That's terrible. I hope I could could be of assistance, I didn't mean to sell you out on that infraction. Honest. If you head to the armament store down the street, I'll take the time to get some quests that might help you. They won't be pretty, though."

That's fine, the worse the better at this point. But if your going to take a quest like this, you need a weapon. A big one.

"Charlotte, time to go"

"IKU ZO!"

Her imitation is as flattering as it is annoying.

The two of you waste no time heading to the weapon shop. It must get good business, because it's much larger than you thought it would be. You see all kinds of pointy things.

Roll 1d10 for inventory, I'll take the first roll.

Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1901196

Rolled 2 (1d10)

>>1901196
Only the first roll?

>>1901196
>>1901200
Looking around, there are many blades, swords, armors and the like, but honestly, the selection is mediocre, going by your preferences. Where the fuck are the clubs?

You see a rather thin gentleman, who is very well dressed, he's currently wiping down some of the wares, just outside of the counter.

"Yo, you got any bludgeoning weapons?"

Hearing you, he move himself behind the counter and beckons you over.

"Good morning sir, what was it you wanted? Something blunt perhaps?"

He goes through the options, you have the option of a Maul, a Mace, or some Gauntlets. They aren't bad, but not exactly your preferred weapon. The guy says they don't carry clubs because "They're too primitive" and, "a hammer does the same job with more elegance." What a damn pansy.

You ponder things a little, you prefer a bat, but on the otherhand, you could always go with the backup, the biggest, most intimidating looking thing you can pick up. Fear can be a great weapon. Your philosophy is that the greatest weapon you can have is the one that you don't even need to hit with, just show it off. at least for now.

Charlotte studies you closely.

Decisions, Decisions.

>Maul
>Mace
>Gauntlets
>"I want the scariest, most dangerous looking thing you got"
>Write in

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>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 20 (+5)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

>Trait Write In: (-2)

Help me finish this, boys

>>1901248
>Maul
>Write in: Go to a fucking smith. They do have those in.this shitty town right? Place a order.

>>1901248
>there ain't nothin' in this trash shop worth gettin'.

If we absolutely have to, pick up something cheap but useable until we find something better.
See if there's somewhere else, Smith's a good idea.

>>1901248
>>Gauntlets

>>1901248
>>1901252
>>1901259
>Write in: Go to a fucking smith. They do have those in.this shitty town right? Place a order.
>There ain't nothin' in this trash shop worth gettin'.

You try to come to a decision, but they are all equally trash options. Your nickname name is "Billy the Bat" for a goddamn reason, you use a fucking bat!

">There ain't nothin' in this trash shop worth gettin' fer me. Fuck this shit, I'm out"

"Well then good day sir!"

The old man seems a little miffed by your language. Whatever.

Walking out into the bustling streets, you make a vow to yourself. you are gonna get a weapon that is becoming of you, not matter the cost. You walk out into the street.

There are still many obstacles in your path. Charlotte squeezes your hand and looks into your eyes, a little worried. You know that despite the trial coming up in a few days, you'll be ready. But first your need to go find the fucking smithy.

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Like always, thanks for participating everyone, I'll be back on at 2:00PM at EST, although I'll probably end earlier.

sorry about the slow start, tomorrow will better

>>1901307
Thanks for the run see you tomorrow.

>>1901307
+1 Clever

You had a pretty good idea after failing to find an implement worthy of your talents. These medieval world have some kinda Blacksmith...right?

"Do you know where the Smithy is?"

"Mmhmm Mmhmm" She nods and continues to pull you firmly by the hand. If you weren't so desperate right now, you would very much slap her hand off. You don't like the way people are looking at you. It's not too far from the Armament shop, being only a couple of blocks away. Makes sense.

When you roll up to a plain looking building with smoke puffing out the top, you can tell this is the place. It's a pretty large forge, there must be more than one smith in there. As you approach the front steps, you notice a muscular, middle aged man wearing a large, heavy apron, he is flanked by two guys in armor - different from the shitheads from the other night. Good.

Walking up to the entrance of the establishment, the three men notice your approach, and he addresses you, with relatively warm enthusiasm. and the guard he was speaking to you steps back to give you some talking space. At least you found some guys with manners around here.

"Hey guy, welcome to Rudolf's Ironworks. Lookin' for a job?"

>I'm looking to make a commission
>Tell me more about the position
>Why is this place so heavily guarded. Isn't that weird for a Smithy?
>Write In

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>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 21 (+1)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

>Trait Write In: (-2)


Welcome back everybody

Have a chance to work on muh art stuff finally. Currently moving to a quiet location first

>>1902283
Lookin to make a commission, cut right to the chase no time for bullshit.

>>1902283
>>I'm looking to make a commission
Need a Kanabo

>>1902283
>I'm looking to make a commission

Glad to see you running already Truck.

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>>1902294
Fuck yeah! I guess he wouldn't know what it is but fortunantly that is quite simple to make.

>>1902283
>>I'm looking to make a commission

>>1902283
>I'm looking to make a commission

>>1902320
Gonna be a hell of a lot of steel. Wait do we still have that leg? We can just upgrade that shit

>>1902320
Maybe a smaller one, like the size of a bat

>>1902283
>>1902286
>>1902294
>>1902307
>>1902344
>>1902350
>I'm looking to make a commission

Charlotte give you a slightly nervous look. One of guilt.

There is an awkward silence as the middle aged man turns to his armored friend. Thy proceed to have a hearty chuckle together.

“You must be new here, pal. None of the smithys in Prontia have done individual commissions in years. You’d be better off heading a few blocks the other way. You can get something from the Armament Store”

“And why is that?” You grit your teeth, beginning to lose your patience already.

“We only service the most affluent parties in Prontia, such as the Order of the Silver Crown, Morrcock Construction, and the Prontia High Council - Our government of course. The merchant branch gets the weapons in the shop of course.

Are you fucking kidding me? To think even after confining that asshole to a bed and charging you with aggrevated assault, that bastard Blackwell manages to cuckold you out of important shit. Shit!

Charlotte hugs your leg in an attempt to clam you even a bit, she’s got a good idea now about when your ready to lose your cool. You have mixed feelings about her getting so touchy.

You try to plan out your next course of action accordingly, but everything has a downside.

>[Intimidate]
>Just go back and grab a weapon from the shop, you have no time to lose clearing your character.
>Fuck this shit, my fists are all I need until I find the perfect tool. Time to go quest.
>Write In

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>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 21 (+1)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

Background: Banchou
>Strongest:
>Bonus to Strength checks
>Bonus to Intimidate - Can always Intimidate

>Trait Write In: (-2)

I should have been putting this down for you guys earlier, my bad. You can always Intimidate as an option

>>1902375
>>1902377
I don't mind. Besidea a baseball sized 9ne would be better to use in close quarters. Although you might want to admit it would look pretty dope to carry that thing around town.

>>1902378
>Write in
Talk about how you managed to kill Queen Bug Bitch with nothing but your bare hands and the shitty legs from the smaller ones, and a man of your caliber demands a suitable weapon.

>>1902378
>Just go back and grab a weapon from the shop, you have no time to lose clearing your character.

Ask if we can get a flanged mace. Closest thing to a club he's probably got. Will pay double, because he's probably going to be offended from earlier, and just going in there with our fists is foolish.

>>1902378
>[Intimidate]
Tell them to fuck off

>>1902387
Support

>>1902378
>Write In: Alright so you don't do comissions. Then can i ask a thing for you? *pull him away from the armored guy and whisper to him* So how much will cost for you to make one then? look i know how it work you don't need to say you are doing to me you are a smith you can always make some weapons to show off your skill. Besides don't tell me that you don't see the shops selling your stuff for much bigger price then the one you give then. So i ask you how much would it cost in iron your work and a adtional sum?

talk money he's a smith but he's also a merchant.

>>1902396
Support

>>1902378
>>[Intimidate]
We ain't going anywhere without a fucking bat

>>1902403
>>1902392
Although intimitadion is good we kinda want to make the people like us so they can witness in our favor.

>>1902406
>we kinda want to make the people like us
Literally out of character, but we could pass that as clever for the upcoming trial

>>1902411
I know it's out of character. But that's why i'm saying we are only doing this to pass the trial.

>>1902378
>>1902386
>>1902387
>>1902392
>>1902396
>>1902401
>>1902403
Going to write

we'll start with
>Write In: Alright so you don't do commissions. Then can i ask a thing for you? *pull him away from the armored guy and whisper to him* So how much will cost for you to make one then? look i know how it work you don't need to say you are doing to me you are a smith you can always make some weapons to show off your skill. Besides don't tell me that you don't see the shops selling your stuff for much bigger price then the one you give then. So i ask you how much would it cost in iron your work and a additional sum?

Pretty Clever. +3 Clever

Roll 1d100 for success, I'll take the first roll
Charlotte give you a bonus on this

And then potentially falling back on
>Just go back and grab a weapon from the shop, you have no time to lose clearing your character.

We'll have to see the result.

Going to be about 30 minutes lads, I have to move around again

Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1902447

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1902447

Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>1902447

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1902447

>>1902447
Why are you only taking the first roll?

>>1902457
>>1902451
Let's hope Charlotte can give us a high bonus.

>>1902466
LOL it honestly didn't matter my friend, we got fucked.

>>1902495
I know, I'm not complaining persay, I'm just wondering why he's been only taking first roll for a few things.

>>1902499
I've seen people do this before when the roll itself is meant to be exceptionally difficult on purpose. Seeing as how we are disliked by almost everyone I don't necessarily feel all that bad with one roll.

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1902447

At this point, it might just be better to find some scrap or go hunting for materials to make our own fucking weapon at this point. Real men make their own tools.

>>1902532
Guess the best will be going to the forest grab a big piece of wood and carve it with a knife to make a bat.

>inb4 we find a magical wood that is as hard as iron

>>1902537
Yup guess that will be the next step.

>>1902542
>we find a magical wood that is as hard as iron
I bet the elves did this.

>>1902547
Don't care if the elves did it it will be ours. That is if we find it.

OH SHIT I was still in last thread and wondering why there were no updates, nice to see you Truck

>>1902670
Btw did you archive last thread ?

>>1902447
>>1902451
>>1902466
>>1902469
>>1902495
>>1902499
>>1902532
>>1902534
>>1902537
>>1902545
>>1902547
>>1902558

>Write In: Alright so you don't do commissions. Then can i ask a thing for you? *pull him away from the armored guy and whisper to him* So how much will cost for you to make one then? look i know how it work you don't need to say you are doing to me you are a smith you can always make some weapons to show off your skill. Besides don't tell me that you don't see the shops selling your stuff for much bigger price then the one you give then. So i ask you how much would it cost in iron your work and a additional sum?
>Just go back and grab a weapon from the shop, you have no time to lose clearing your character.

A bright idea pops up in your head. Perhaps you could convince this guy to make you the weapon with a little extra coin and perhaps some prodding at his ego as a craftsman, you can get what you want out of him. You just need to get him away from these guards first. Your little friend notices your contemplative look. Does she know what's on your mind already?

"Hey buddy, I do happen to be new here, would I be able to talk to you briefly in private, I'd like to discuss this a little more in depth just over their really quick."

The man you were talking to loses his jovial demeanor. He looks at the guards and then back to you, considering your offer. He ends up caving in. Yes!

"Fine, I'll hear you out, but make it quick, please."

You detect a bit of nervousness in his voice. He obliges you and walks over to the place you designated area. Before you walk over, Charlotte tugs on your pant leg. She wants "huddle up" really quick, it seems. Rather than bend all the way down there so she could whisper in her ear, you pick her up like the child she damn well looks like, grabbing her soft haunches and bringing her to eye level. She has a look on her face, she seems to be a little embarrassed and surprised, but spills the beans into your ear.

"PshhhPshhhPshhh."

"Yeah. Ah-huh. Alright. Okay."

Hmm. Pretty good advice. Confirming you understand her counsel, you put her down. and pull you belt-line up, with renewed determination and walk over to the middle-aged man with the big forearms. Getting in close to avoid being heard, you state your idea.

"Look, friend. I know the way this works. Your clients are undercutting you about 23% of what you could be making when they don't allowing to sell out-of-shop. You would be able to make much more cutting out the middle-man since they charge more for your product anyways. Your getting undercut. They also take way the revenue you could be making by not allowing commissions, I know that you could be making more. Don't you have any pride as a blacksmith? I'd gladly pay a hefty tip for your services."

There is a silence between the two of you. The man looks you up and down. Looking back at the guards, you both notice they're glaring daggers.

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Cont. 1/2

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1883765/
Did it for you, hoping I didn't mess up something.

>>1902708
Nice now i can vote for the quest.

>>1902692

"No. I can't service anyone against my contract. Especially not you."

What the fuck?

"Do you know what the call you after your little stint with Captain Blackwell? Rumors have gotten out about how badly you hurt 'em They've been calling you, 'The Batterer'."

You open your mouth to complain, but despite not being your exact title, it has a decent ring to it, like 'The Ass Kicker' as opposed to being named after a bludgeoning implement. At least it's fucking closer! Hmmm...

"It would be bad for business if I were to offer service to you, seeing as you've become loathed by one of my clients. I can't do that, nor can I risk what would happen if I broke my contract."

He eyes the guards, they are glaring daggers.

"You have a point about how business is though, so as a show of good faith, I'll get you a discount at the armament shop. 15%. Tell them Tom sent you."

Jesus Christ. This whole fantasy world is more complicated than you thought. Charlotte was right about the politics with the Silver Crown Knight faggots. And it would seem that there is another party enforcing trade, legitimate or otherwise.

Tom walks back to the guards, trying to make some more small talk before they get aggro or something.

You've managed to acquire something out of this aside from more knowledge, but fuck, there's still not bat in your hands, let alone any weapon.

Now what?
>Go back to the Guild Hall, you've had enough of this bullshit.
>Get something from that Weapon Shop, you have a discount now and it's better than nothing
>I'll make my own damned weapon, It might be shit, but It's what I want.
>Write In

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Cont. (1/2)
>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 24 (+3)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

Background: Banchou
>Strongest:
>Bonus to Strength checks
>Bonus to Intimidate - Can always Intimidate

>Trait Write In: (-2)

Sorry I took so long. Traffic. Gotta work for that Kanabo, will make it worth the effort, I promise.

>>1902716
>>1902708
>>1902675
>>1902670

Thanks bois. I feel you love anons.
I'll take care of further Archiving and stay on top of this stuff in the future

>>1902770
>>Get something from that Weapon Shop, you have a discount now and it's better than nothing

see >>1902387

>>1902770
>I'll make my own damned weapon, It might be shit, but It's what I want.

>>1902770
>I'll make my own damned weapon, It might be shit, but It's what I want.

Eh that smith is a alright guy.

>>1902780
I'll consider the earlier vote, as well going by what I stated earlier.

>>1902782
>>1902784
I must consider these 2 of course.

I'll wait 5 more minutes before I roll. Hopefully we get some more votes.

>>1902770
>>I'll make my own damned weapon, It might be shit, but It's what I want.
Sucks to be the Smith. Guess we'll just have to prove ourselves with our own damn weapon.
Baseball bat, should we put spikes (nails) or make it flange, or just make it nice and smooth as always.

We don't know anything about making weapons, though.

>>1902770
>Make our own damn weapon

Might as well head off to a place that sells/loans books, grab the law book and anything on weapon making.

>>1902770
>>Go back to the Guild Hall, you've had enough of this bullshit.

>>1902838
Just grab a piece of wood thicc enough and use it. It's just a simple club. Besides we can smooth the length with some carpter stuff.

>>1902843
>>1902770
Supporting this, then heading to guild hall

>>1902770
>>I'll make my own damned weapon, It might be shit, but It's what I want
Maybe our roll will be amazing for this one

>>1902770
>>1902780
>>1902782
>>1902784
>>1902835
>>1902838
>>1902843
>>1902845
>>1902864

You'll make your own damned weapon, you don't care if it's large, unwieldly, crude and ugly. That's just been your style. You don't really have any kind of craftsman skills, but being the clever bastard you are, you can certainly improvise.

Now to figure out something that would make a good weapon.

>Classic. Let's see if I can buy a nice big hunk of wood and shape it into a nice swatter
>Ask Charlotte if she has any ideas.
>Hmmm...There's a sign attached to a thick bar of metal across the street. With a nice big pull pull...Maybe...
>Write in

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>Delinquent Traits Scores
>Clever: 24 (+3)
>Manly: 27
>Code - Honesty: 17
>Fight'n Spirit: 14

Background: Banchou
>Strongest:
>Bonus to Strength checks
>Bonus to Intimidate - Can always Intimidate

>Trait Write In: (-2)

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>>1902770
>I'll make my own damned weapon, It might be shit, but It's what I want.
Where my kanobo boys at

>>1902903
>Hmmm...There's a sign attached to a thick bar of metal across the street. With a nice big pull pull...Maybe...
The sign says it's time to kick some Order ass.

>>1902903
>Classic. Let's see if I can buy a nice big hunk of wood and shape it into a nice swatter
>Write in: Grab some metal rings and attach it in the new weapon lenght. If we can make is spiked it would be great.

>>1902903
>Custom: Let's see if I can buy a nice big hunk of wood and shape it into a studded It's essentially a baseball bat but better

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>>1902909
Right here bossu

>>1902903
>Classic

The metal bar is not a good idear, adding public property destruction to our CV might not be a bright move.

>>1902903
>Classic. Let's see if I can buy a nice big hunk of wood and shape it into a nice swatter

>>1902903
>Classic. Let's see if I can buy a nice big hunk of wood and shape it into a nice swatter
>Ask Charlotte if she has any ideas.

Ask her about enchanting shit, different materials, local prices, local woods, and where to get some tools.

Still going to say we should pick up some books, although I'm guessing you're just saving that for later.

>>1902903
>>Classic. Let's see if I can buy a nice big hunk of wood and shape it into a nice swatter
>>Ask Charlotte if she has any ideas.
She can help us with finding and buying material.

>>1902903
>>1902909
>>1902915
>>1902917
>>1902920
>>1902923
>>1902925
>>1902943
>>1902968
>>1902976

You decide that an old reliable oaken home-run device is the best bet for you. Calling your little helper, you make your way to the town Bazaar, too look for the perfect materials for the perfect weapon. A simple wooden bat might not be impressive on it's own, but with some extra modifications, it might be much more effective.

>Make some suggestions on different mods to put on the bat (I.E. Nails/spikes, Studs, Extra weight, Specific material etc.)

>I will take the top three most voted for items. Go go go.

>>1902909
>>1902923
[spoilers] K A N A B O B O I S. Your time will come[/spoiler]

>>1902978
Muh man.
Ordinarily I wound vote spikes, but we are going to trial soon, and since we're quite a hothead, maybe we should get studs so if an incident does arise, we don't accidentally up it to a murder

>>1902978
We need a sturdy wood and some tools to carve and smooth out the shape into a bat. What would be beneficial is we could stud the bat and possibly drive a medal rod through the bat for wait and stability.

>>1902993
Also you know, lil fatty never explained what she meant about not being human

>>1902978
A bat is the base design with a small hope or knob at the end to allow for disarming, a leather grip, and a chain at the end to allow for a little range or to keep it attached to you.

>>1902978
>>1902993
>>1903008

>1 vote for sturdy
>1 vote for studs

Keep them coming.

>>1903010
you didn't ask her about it again after pointing it out. You've had more important things at hand

>>1902978
I don't know anything about bat making, so...

Hmm... something heavy, and really flexible for the wood. Can't have it cracking when we're bustin' heads. Not sure if a metal core would be good or bad, but it would add some heft to it. Can't have swords cutting into our shit, so there should be something to prevent that. No idea how though. Maybe wrap a chain around the end? Or metal studs?

>>1902978
Maybe see if we can get some wire to wrap round it as well, so the studs and weight can help with blunt force and the wire can help tear off the flesh of anyone we hit and maybe help stop swords cutting it.

Also maybe see if we can get that shit enchanted as well.

>>1903033
Oh, also, fire-proof that shit. Or maybe give it something so that we can set it on fire. Portable torch and fire based capabilities. Don't know how to do that without setting the wood on fire though. Maybe just a fireproof lacquer on it, and we can cover the end with some alcohol soaked cloth if the need arises.

>>1903040
It would be easier yo use metal rings spread then along the length to give more sturdness to the bat and cover the spare between it with stubs.

>>1903040
I would love some enchanted shit, but its no doubt expensive and I'm pretty sure we'll be upgrading in the future. Would love to keep upgrading the one we're going to make, but I'm pretty sure it'll be outclassed later. Maybe once we get a better weapon...

Still would love to enchant this one though.

>>1903052
>We managed to scrouge up enough cash to be the bat enchanted
>Get an enchant that boosts damage as our HP falls
>Become fantasy Metal Bat

>>1903058
That fits perfectly with our fighting spirit.

>>1903052
We did kill the queen those dickheads were coming for, surely it was a decent amount

>>1903023
>>1903033
>>1903040
>>1903043
>>1903049
>>1903052
>>1903058
>>1903062
>>1903064

Duly noted

>Votes

>Extra Sturdy: 3 ( considering giving this one for free, I'll make you roll for sturdiness)
>Disarming mod: 1
>Studs: 2
>Chain attachment: 1
>Flaming Property: 1
>Barbed Wire: 1
>1 Magical Enhancement: 2 (I'll include an effect as well if you can give me a good one, like the Metal bat idea)

Keep in mind, scrounging up junk is your partners speciality, don't be too afraid to dream.

>>1903072
Dam that is a weapon.

>>1903072
I like the damage increase with lower health

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>>1903072
Are we strong enough to use an oversized weapon?

>>1903072
I say put a enchayment that allows it to smash armor.

>>1903072
>>1903093
Like a magnetism enchantment that draws it to metal faster? Could help increase the blunt force we can deal against armoured enemies.

>>1903072
There are plenty of enchantment Id like, but I'm not sure what's feasible. Upping strength at low health is a good one, and stuff like blood absorption for increased attack in another.

Chain at the end I think is a good idea, would suck if someone just grabbed the bat and yanked it though, since if its wrapped around our arm it might pop out. Studs and rings to keep swords and cutting weapons from chopping it in half is something we pretty much need though.

>>1903072
>>1903076
>>1903082

Keep voting boys, you get up to three votes for if their different add-ons + a roll for extra harness

Anybody who voted for Extra Sturdy, vote again for another item, please.

So far these are winning:

>Studs
>Magical Enhancement HP< ATK+
>??? It's a tie

>>1903093
>>1903098
>>1903099

You get one enchant boys. Make it count.

>>1903098
Yes and those crown fuckers seem to like to use armor to much. I was thinking in something more like a earth shake in the club to increase it's impact. This would work with either metal armor or against the monsters natural armor.

>>1903099
What if we got a retutning/call enchant so we can magic it back to our hand, use it as a projectile too

>>1903107
We inly get one enchantment anon.

>>1903102
That's fine add some metal rings in it so swords won't cut it in half.

>>1903107
You, lots of clever shit you could do with that. Depends on how it works though. Is it teleportation or just a straight boomerang back? Or a bit of both? Cause if it's both, oh geez is that good. Boomerang back within a certain radius or just straight up call back teleport to us.

Honestly can't decide between this and the fightin' spirit option.

>>1903115
It'd give us a much needed range option, but we could just bat rock at enemies.
Or maybe an enchant that makes magic missiles on a swing

>>1903122
Anon please, we're meant to be narrowing this down, not making more cool shit we can add.

>>1903122
>>1903124
I think the question is, can we handle being disarmed/go at it fisticuffs in fantasy land? If so, I think Metal Bat option/strength up option is good. If not, the clever option is good.

>>1903127
>fisticuffs in fantasy land

Yes the store even ofered gaulets to hand to hand combat. We can get it as a back up weapon.

>>1903102
Would a hand guard be too retarded?
If it is I support anything ranged/element related.

>>1903127
I think we should go with the callback, along with flaming, extra sturdy, and spikes, we can throw a flaming spiked bat into people and call it back

If we are so worried about range we can always throw the rogue.

>>1903133
Only one enchatment anon. So it would need to be either the flame or the callback one.

>>1903135
The flame would be like an oil or something, at least I'd assumed

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I'll count that under sturdiness

You could pick an item from the list or come up with something clever that other anons agree with. That goes for all of you.

I'll institute another sub-vote for the magical enchantments that you guys are thinking about, but I hope y'all can decide on something soon.

Vote between
Magical Enhancement
>"Fighting Spirit"
>"Boomerang Effect"
>"Projectile"
>"Fire"

Otherwise
>Studs
>???

I will roll from the list of items you suggested for the last one if you don't figure it out.

You all have 10 more minutes.

>>1903135
Hence why I suggested a fire-proof lacquer instead. Wouldnt be able to light it on fire Willy nilly, but we'd have a torch when we need it, given some prep time, and it'd be safe from high heat.

>>1903138
>Fighting spirit
>studs
We can make charlotte get something ranged

>>1903138
>"Fighting Spirit"
>Studs

>>1903138
Sorry, studs, sturdy, and boomerang.

>>1903142
Nah i would rather carry a real torch. Specialy one like the ones Charlotte got to us.

>>1903138
I'll still go for Fighting Spirit and add on some studs, probably best to upgrade our main strength before we add anything like projectiles or returning bats.

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Studs are already the most voted for option other than magic, To be more clear, I mean this list, sorry for the confusion
>>1903072
You have one more choice guys. pick from here please.

>>1903148
The torch thing was more a side effect for just not wanting out bat to burn in case someone decides to go fire storm on us. Not particularly necessary though, considering we only have one other option

>>1903153
Then throw on some barbed wire for good measure, make it look scary as fuck, might help intimidate our enemies.

>>1903156
Barbed wire

>>1903153
Chains probably the most useful. Swing it around, useful for a slight ranged grab, can wrap around the bat to prevent it from being cut, extra samage, more weight..

>>1903163
I'll go with chains cause they also go with our delinquent aesthetic

>>1903153
>barbed wire

>>1903153
Chains because holy fuck aesthetic

>>1903153
Really want chain to win

>>1903160
Changing vote to chains because fuck it

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Okay boys

>Magical Enhancement HP <, ATK+
>Chains
>Studs

We've seemed to get a good idea of what we want.

Everybody roll 1d100 for sturdyiness

I have to move again Going to be another 30 minutes or so. Make those rolls count boys I'll take the best of 7 this time.[/spoilers]

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1903181
Rollan for Diamond Bat.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1903181
OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1903181
Comon

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1903181
Sturdy just like a Oni's shaft!

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1903181

Rolled 18 (1d100)

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>>1903181
>best of 7 this time
That is generous as fuck!
>>1903188
WE SPIT ON YOUR GENEROSITY!

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>>1903188
Dam that is thicc

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1903181

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1903181
Final roll just in case

Rolled 74 (1d100)

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>>1903188
That's not a wooden bat that is a demonic weapon.

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>>1903188
THICC as fuck anon.

>>1903198
Oni mode engaged

>>1903198
It's like giving an oni a kanabo

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>>1903207
I'm fairly sure this is a yugioh card

>>1903203
>>1903207
I'm starting to suspect we are part Oni.

>>1903215
>no, Bieri sa Bato, you are the demons

>>1903222
And then bieri was the demons

>>1903215
We'll have to test this. What do we think of soybeans?

>>1903188
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>>1903224
...Our kanabo is possessed. By us.

>>1903232
Enraged at never being able to see our little brother, and never being able to put the disciplinary committee chairman in her place.

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>>1903242
Writing.

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>>1903188

"I need a weapon becoming of me. Even if I have to make it myself."

Charlotte is psyched up. She appreciates the sentiment.

"I'll help Mr. Bato

The market place is rather easy to find, there are all sorts of signs that point it out. Seller gotta advertise. Charlotte seems to be in her element, she starts to skip as you enter. There are all sorts of strange sights and sounds as people of all kinds are mucking about the place, it seems to be especially busy today. There is way to much shit for you to handle right now, not a fan of all the stimulus.

Ah shit, you realize now you forgot to grab your reward from Henrietta. Gonna have to get it later after you gather the materials.

You crouch to meet Charlotte, giving her specific instructions.

"If I'm going to make my own weapon, it needs to as tough as I am and just as scary and brutal..."

As you ramble on, Charlotte nods her head over and over

"...And it needs to have studs. And a chain...Preferably easy to put together...I'll pay you back on this one, you can splurge a little, but not too much. Got that?"

She seems to be writing a little list after grabbing it from the front pocket of her overalls.

"I'll do my best!"

The stout little girl plods off into the great unknown of the marketplace. You find a nice spot nearby to relax, leaning against a pole, fixing your normally perfectly coiffed hair and generally looking pissed off.

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You drift off a bit about the recent turn of events, and how annoying everything has been, your life since the moment you got here has been a downward spiral, one thing after another. Shit. You're not sure how your going to handle being subjected to this whole trial thing. Where in the fuck does that asshole Blackwell get off, and who the fuck made it so there's no commission work. FUCK.

All the angry contemplation manages to drain you emotionally, eating your stamina away.

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"MR. BATO, I got the stuff!!"

"...!"

You wake up from your stress induced slumber, a little less angry but still a little tired. The sun moved from east to the center of the sky. It's midday now.

Charlotte looks really excited. She's bouncing up and down on her heels.

"We have to put it all together. It will be pretty easy once I carve this Vicorroot."

Putting her bag pack on the ground, she proceeds to fish out a large trunk of tree from her bag, somehow. The circumference would fit, but the length is at least twice as long as the bag should hold. It's motherfucking magic!

Showing off the lumber, she explains that it has a property that makes it more responsive to magic tenfold. It's normally a softer would, but she explains she has a single use wand for a spell of hardening, which should harden something about 50 times. Combined, the effect will make the wood at least 500 times harder. You like that math.

She isn't done 'splainin yet though.

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>>1903369
Please my erection can only get so big!

>>1903369
>500 times harder
What the fuck have we created?

>>1903396
Something beautiful anon.

>>1903396
A weapon to surpass metal gear.

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>>1903369
>harder then metal
>harder then brick

>>1903424
>harder then a rhino's dick.

>>1903369

She goes on about the high quality studded steel rings to cover it and the several feet of nearly unbreakable chain to go with it, as well as a handful of other accessories. All for the affordable price that is slightly higher than the average weapon, about 230G.

You kinda want to tune her extrapolating out, but the little girl has done a really good job, you'll give her a head pat later like you would give your little brother, Seeing as your quite pleased. but right now you need to get a move on, time is wasting and you don't have much before your trial. You still need to put the damn thing together.

"Sound like you did a really great job, let's go back to the Guild Hall, and back to our room so we can put this sucker together."

"IKU ZO!"

Shit. She did it again.

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You briefly talk to Henrietta on the way back to the room. You explain what's been happening, for the most part.

"I'm so glad you decided to take little Charlotte with you, she was alone for quite a while before meeting anybody she could rely on."

Henrietta's mild baby-talk seems to bother Charlotte a little, making her out quite a bit. You don't blame her.

You discuss your reward with Henrietta, to which she answers you with quite the response.

"I counted through your bounty twice. I'm supposed to triple check, but...There were so many, it was ridiculous! The Kuukarache is a fairly weak monster, but to kill that many in the span of about a day is...absolutely unprecedented! Crazy!!"

The gesticulation of her arms makes sure you understand her astonishment. at the end of the day, you made about 2 Gelt for each pair of antennae you scalped. Henrietta slips you an extra 100G under the table for killing the Queen, despite not having any proof.

Obtained: 746G

After paying what you owe to Charlotte, as well as giving Henrietta a heft tip for her help earlier, you end up with 461G. Not bad.

"I have the quests I said I'd grab so you could figure something out. They're not going anywhere because of the nature of them, so take your time, Bieri."

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The two of you head up the stairs. Charlotte immediately starts setting up shop, quite literally. It seems she had folded up a small stand, and prepares herself by putting on some interesting goggles and finger-less leather gloves.

"This should go well, I'm not very agile, but I'm good with my hands. Explain to me what you want exactly? It sounds like a really foreign weapon."

Technically, it's not a weapon, but rather a tool for sport. It certainly becomes quite a potent weapon in your hands, however.

You spend the next couple of hours mapping out the design and supervising Charlotte, who has many, many tools to hue the soft wood into shape. She does a good job, the business end of the club ending up being more broad in diameter than an actual regulation baseball bat, humorously reminding you of the person responsible for carving it.

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>>1903474

After a great deal of figuring out how to piece everything together, Charlotte's handwork, and a little bit of elbow grease on your part, you almost completely assemble the doomsday device. Before you finish coating the bat with studded rings Charlotte speaks up.

"Ohh, it's a good time to use the spell wand I got...and put this in too."

She goes through the pocket on the front of her outfit, and grabs a small, dark red gem. It fits well in her palm.

"I got this while I was at the Bazaar, some creepy guy in a black coat sold it to me, I got it for really cheap, but the way he described it as an enhancement for a weapon is weird, but it sounded like you. It's supposed to make the weapon more dangerous as the fight grow more dire...I wonder what it means?"

It's good enough for you, you have the wooden part carved in to fit the gem, fill it in, enchant it and put the rest of the thing together.

It's far from amazing, but, shit. It came out way, way better than expected. Charlotte did a really good job. You try to praise Charlotte by patting her head, but she gives you a look and pulls on the tassels of her hat. You end up rubbing her round little tummy like a dog. Her belly is soft and she likes it, but you still think she's the dumb animal she acts like sometimes.

You hold the weapon up like a warrior holds up his sword high above his head, using a nice bandage grip on the end you hold. You almost hit the ceiling due to your height. There is a pretty long chain that dangles from the weapon, you've come up with a slick idea of wearing a cuff on your arm and firmly clipping to the chain to it and the grip of the bat. You wrap the chain around both the bat and around your arm. It will be hard to lose it now, and it makes the thing pretty scary looking.

"What are you going to name it?"

You look down quizzically at your companion, and she gets a little defensive.

"All the greatest heroes name their weapons! Shouldn't you?"

You try to think of a good name for your new weapon.

>Many of the heroes in history or those who forge weapons name their weapons after themselves from your country
>[Write in] Should I name it in Engrish, or Japanese?

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My Japanese is not that good at all, but if you want to have a particular word/phrase in Japanese, post it in English and put "(Japanese)" and I can call a friend on it.