Last Thread: >>1890966Twitter: @The_RenexiziousDiscord: https://discord.gg/BbzTuraCharacter Sheet(Full!):https://drive.google.com/open?id=1jI0aGxA_2h3SAcPYri-1fdgskbK3IbtfEzSLJ7VY9gUCharacter Sheet (Renexizious Only!): https://drive.google.com/open?id=1xgNKMzLUZS9L05DUCxmsvuYs-bGPIRpQsFv5k7oaBBkLast time on EDQ, Claw got SWOLE and we're trying to see what our daughter Emilia is like.You enter Emilia's room quietly, and notice it's absolutely ruined condition, A head of a teddy bear lays on the ground in front of you, and seems like it was ripped off....You cautiously step over it, and you turn on a lamp...You notice that there's green army men all over the place. Plastic ones, practically everywhere.Some look crushed, melted, impaled, or in one case, suspended on the ceiling fan by some string....You don't even know how she got up there.You carefully make your way through the battleground of whatever this is, until you get to her bedroom, and you open the door carefully...Inside, the room actually looks a bit better, with less stuff everywhere, and you see your daughter curled up in bed...The scene in front of you seems... Well, quite surreal. She seemed to have gotten a tiny little table in here, with tea cups put all around it and with unicorn dolls in the seats...It looks like she does slightly take after her mother, at least in private.You notice paper drawings of stuff like unicorns, castles, and also other girly stuff.Actions>...Clean up after your daughter... She's a bit unruly...>Wake her up, maybe. You should probably talk to her a bit...>Leave.>Write-in
>>1893651>...Clean up after your daughter... She's a bit unruly...
You begin to clean up after your daughter, and head to bed soon afterwards...Two weeks goes by...Choose one to focus on.Treasury: 50$ Million>Political (Still not much.)>Corporate (Nothing)>Family>Free Roam>Write-in
>>1893957>>Write-inGentlemen. It's time to enact my next grand plan. It's been a while. But it's time for......Health Care Reform. Or"The United Medicine Liberation Movement"
>>1894281We have nationalised healthcare if I remember right.
>>1894281You already have nationalized healthcare... What exactly do you want to change?The only major problems is dealing with non-humans in the medical field, and also a notable lack of doctors.
>>1894308>>1894323Yes, I know. I'm the one who created it. However, I went away over a year. I have been informed that this health care is failing because doctors can't operate on different species/races So I wish to aid the CARE part of Healthcare.
Alright, alright.So, do you guys want to mess around with free roam, do SCIENCE!, or try to fix the health care system?
>>1894336Eh, fix the healthcare system. Seems like it'd be popular if nothing else.
You decide to set into practice fixing the healthcare system.What do you want to focus on?>Attempting to get more doctors.>Attempting to improve healthcare to non-humans.>Write-in
>>1894385>Attempting to improve healthcare to non-humans.
>>1894385>>Attempting to improve healthcare to non-humans.Sweden will now have an highly unethical policy to convicts that are on deathrow or life sentences. And a punishment for unruly saves. But this will not be a public agenda.
>>1894393Didn't you already have a highly unethical policy regarding experimenting on those on death row?Now, what do yo want to do...>See about experimenting on death row prisoners to better understand their non-human anatomy.>See about recruiting volunteers?>...Perhaps you can look into studying some medical books and go from there, without hurting anyone?>You no doubt have some doctors trying to figure out how to work on non-humans. See if they've come up with anything.>Write-in
>>1894417>>See about experimenting on death row prisoners to better understand their non-human anatomy.>>See about recruiting volunteers?>>...Perhaps you can look into studying some medical books and go from there, without hurting anyone?>>You no doubt have some doctors trying to figure out how to work on non-humans. See if they've come up with anything.All of the above Also>Write inWe can experiment with races in DND land. There is no UN there. R-right? >write inSweden is willing to pay and give grants to doctors from other lands who have a loose sense of ethnic morals.
>>1894417>See about experimenting on death row prisoners to better understand their non-human anatomy.>See about recruiting volunteers?Let's not get the ethically dubious doctors
You of course, begin to experiment on death row prisoners...There is a tiny bit of a problem.Dwarves and Minotaurs lack high enough crime rate to even find one criminal among them.You do however, find the occasional criminal lycanthrope on death row, along with orc.Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how well your volunteer drive goes.+2 for ideas on how to get very low crime rate non-humans onboard.+3 for of course, offering rewards and promising no death or permanent injuries, etc..
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1894518
Rolled 17 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1894518>Of course, given how many people aren't going out to do crimes, especially with the rumor of body experimentation, many aren't gun hoe about a life of villainy >It's decided to make a public push about experimentation. The government is willing to pay for a lot of money to do work on. There are of course tiers. Some being given you rather safe medicine, some having you catching specific diseases, to some having invasive surgery, of course, this appeals far better to the poor than the higher class >However, volunteers are forced to sign wavers that's almost a paragraph in length
17+7=24You of course, make a very good push for clinical trials and minor experimentation, getting many poor volunteers... With these, you'll have to be quite careful, as death or anything explicitly harmful will likely result in clear-cut lawsuits, and likely destroy your PR.You have about 12 orc volunteers, 2 orcs on death row "volunteers".You have about 20 elf volunteers, and 1 elf on death row volunteer. You have about 1 minotaur volunteer.You have about 3 dwarven volunteers.You have about 23 lycanthrope volunteers, and 8 on death row "volunteers".You have 3 half-dragon volunteers, and 1 death row "volunteer"You have 8 yuan-ti volunteers.What do?>See about trying to get more volunteers.>This is good, proceed with these.>...See about trying to get more "volunteers" that you don't really need to care about their safety at all.>Write-in
>>1894563>>This is good, proceed with these.
>>1894563>This is good, proceed with these.
You continue.Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can look through old medical books to find stuff to help you learn things about non-humans...+2 for thinking about how to best describe every race you've come across and their advantages and disadvantages.+1 for thinking where to get books on other races from.+1 for also making fun of Solaire's "attractions" to other races, cough cough, he's a furfag and you haven't made fun of him for a while.
Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1894601The only place I can think of to get books about this is from the D&D world, places like the Lich and stuff.
>>1894601Going to expand on the first bonus since I'm autistic.But I want you to hypothesize medical advantages/disadvantages or theories on evolution for each race.
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1894601>With but a few pin pricks, knowledge of exotic biology has advanced in a time that took humans thousands of years to figure out. With a lot less blood shed and death. One wonders if this could be called an evil when lives can be saved. Of course, Solaire is seeking quite hard for this knowledge, especially on races that seem to be less noted. Perhaps he has an affinity of Equian and Bovine biology>A letter is sent out to the Roman Kobolds. Perhaps they have had some fun with their slaves. William seems to not mind looking for books. Though why they're needed is not something he's made aware of >Every class of beings are sorted in a sect. Humans and elves being the most alike with dwarves being a subsect. Orcs earn their own attribute with Yian Ti being positioned as Draconis minor while half dragons are placed as Draconis Major >When compared this way, it's quite simple to see what they're made of
Alright.16+8=24You find quite a few old fringe books about medical theory... It helps you a bit, and you learn about some major diseases...Minotaurs tend to be very, very vulnerable to cow pox, and their American cousins have a crippling vulnerability to smallpox, even vaccines can potentially kill them if not administered carefully. Both are very vulnerable to tuberculosis, and some very rarely suffer from a "typhoid Mary" effect when infected. They're also notable for being quite vulnerable to cancer, having higher rates then most of the population, but remarkably seem to survive it most of the time. They seem however, very durable against most types of diseases, such syphilis, typhus, influenza.Yuan-Ti are practically non-existent in the academic world, it's likely you'd have to find out where they originate from.Dwarves are notable for being resistant to almost every disease, but have a crippling addiction to alcohol.Elves are practically like humans, but seem to be a slight tad less vulnerable to diseases, and live longer then humans.Lycanthropes are also practically unexplored, but are very vulnerable to typhus usually.Orcs are resistant to most things, but they're practically unknown outside of Russian writing.Now... You of course begin to go to all your doctors for their ideas...Roll me a 1d20+4 for how much you learn.+3 for continuing to theorize what these races could be vulnerable to...+2 for ideas on how to do surgery on unusual races, such as those with hide or scale. (cough cough, lycanthropes, minotaurs, and half-dragons.)+1 for maybe making fun of other races a bit.
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1894755
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1894755>Yuan-Ti are a hardy race, to give them that. However, it's quite needed to know what just is wrong with them. So, it may not be a poor idea to simply ask them what bothers them. Given their extreme vulnerability to cold. Their bodies must composite this energy loss. Perhaps they suffer from minor diseases such as cold or staph infection. Something they're regularly exposed to, but poor conditions make them become bombarded by the trillions of what lies on their flesh, or so one scientist thinks >As the idea of surgery. It's thought that perhaps we could ask a Dragontaur soldier or a half dragon soldier. they are quite fervant for us, and quite hardy. They may not even suffer ill effect from being worked on. The knowledge could be quite helpful as one. Notify the Officers ASAP >Dwarves only suffer from Alcoholism? What a fucking dandy race. They bloody blokes probably suffer from sever shit and call it a common cold because of their fierce pride. They will have to explore it further.
Rolled 14 + 12 (1d20 + 12)>>1894755>Yuan-ti more than likely suffer from afflictions to their scales and mites that capitalize on the minute spaces between their scales in order to feed. Dwarves, while naturally resistant to naturally occuring disease, more than likely still suffer from work and industry related maladies, such as blacklung and popcorn lung. Lycanthropes should be checked for vulnerability to common canine illnesses, such as canine distemper, rabies, canine parvovirus, kennel cough, leptospirosis, and leishmaniasis.>Shave furred species of the hair on the area surgery is to be performed on before cutting in. Look to veterinary surgeries for ideas on how to get started for lycanthropes and minotaurs. Use cadavers to map their body systems, such as skeletons, blood vessels, organ systems, and musculature. Keep a small band saw on hand (similar to the one used to crack open the human sternum for open heart surgery) to get through the scaled hides of half-dragons.>"Wait, do dwarves SERIOUSLY have six toes? That's fucking crazy! And don't get me started on orcs and their weird-ass things like tusk piercing. Yes, let's drill a hole through the center of your tooth so you can hang a fucking ring from it, that's not going to fuck you up later. I'm thinking half these nutrient deficiencies and damaged teeth are due to these stupid-as-fuck 'manliness' rituals these orcs have, sweet christ."
>>1894385>write inLet's slash up some dead bodies
14+12=26Your doctors note a few things.Minotaurs uniquely seem immune or at least seem to tough out most human diseases easily, but seem more vulnerable to cattle/bovine based diseases... In fact, it seems that minotaurs do in fact typically get diseases very easily from cattle-based produce, meaning that even if they could eat meat, it's likely that unless it was carefully prepared they could still contract something.Yuan-ti seem to have an oddly human biological system, as their important organs are in their human half, rather then their snake half.Elves seem to possess greater reflexes, but poorer memory and usually learn things a bit slower then humans, according to some of your doctors.Lycanthropes seem to be mostly immune to canine-based diseases, but can come down with rabies rarely, and suffer similar effects. They mostly suffer from human diseases.Orcs seem to possess unique muscles compared to humans, which tend to build up very fast, but some diseases can cause extreme muscle loss, and also can degrade the body clearly...Now of course, you move onto cadavers.Roll me a 1d20+5 for learning.+2 for ideas on how to get bodies without any questions being asked.
Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)>>1894955>Pay off a few morgues, exchange some numbers, and perhaps call in the owed favor or too.
Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)>>1894955>Hiring Burke and Hare for body acquisition, anyone? (They were a pair of English graverobbers who made a killing supplying medical schools with cadavers)
Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1894955How to get bodies in four easy steps.Step 1: Purchase a big white vanStep 2: Go around neighborhoods in said big white vanStep 3: Offer to sell candy and other goods to unsuspecting denizens if they step insideStep 4: Bound them and drive off before anyone noticesta da
>>1895012No.18+9=27...There's only a small few bodies you get, as there aren't too many dead minotaurs, lycanthropes, etc...You do however, get a better idea of how they work.Minotaurs seem to possess huge lungs, huge bones, and huge muscles, which is honestly what you were expecting. You do find their brain is quite interesting, and quite large...The other minotaur body seems interest, that of one who's died of natural causes at 70. It seems that from medical records, most old minotaurs seem to develop Alzheimer's at an alarming rate, along with arthritis, and sometimes low blood pressure.Interesting. Orcs seem to remain well up until their 80s, though past that begin to go downhill, usually suffering from dementia and depression.Elves seem to last up to their 150s, though typically past this end up passing away from heart attacks or simple old age.Yuan-Ti seem to last until their 120s, at which they seem to also die of old ageLycanthropes degrade very fast past their 40s, for reasons unknown.It's not known how long dwarves live, but remarkably, none of their race has had any association with "Alzheimer's", or Dementia, but do have occasional run ins with diabetes.Now...Actions>Head to experimentation.>Hire shady doctors.>Write-in
>>1895164>>Head to experimentation.
>>1895164>Head to experimentation.
What to start on first?>Volunteers. (Specify race.)>Death Row. (Specify Race)
>>1895206>Death Row. (Specify Race)Half-dragon. Start things on a high note.
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+2 for ideas on how to keep him restrained, relaxed, or other ideas on how to make him not resist.
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1895245Give them lots and lots of schnapps and wine.
Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1895245>One word, morphine. One good shot and he's out like a light.
Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1895245>Morphine, laughing gas, and good looking nurses>No really, look it up
18+6=24You learn quite a bit about half-dragon biology, enough to send your doctors valuable information about them to help them treat their patients...Your healthcare regarding half-dragons has increased.What race is next anons?(Specify please)
>>1895750Scratch that, let's do Lycanthropes.
Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+2 for continuing to make fun of Solaire.
>>1895869"Really Solaire? First it was the minotaurs, now it's the lycanthropes? Are you going to want to do Claw next?">says an rumpled Ren
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)>>1895899
Allowing samefagging for making fun of Solaire more.
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1895869
Rolled 11 (1d20)>>1896023>Solaire is a fucking furfag, Ren has all these collections of furs on the wall "It's art" he says
15+6=21You make fun of Solaire a bit, and find quite a bit about lycanthropes, which you also send to your doctors...Next up, comes the minotaurs.Roll me a 1d20+2.+1 for BBM memes.+1 for continuing to make fun of Solaire.
Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)>>1896925>Can we get actual writing prompts?
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1896925
>>1896947No, too tired, so you can do whatever the fuck you really want.
15+2=17Yeah, you find more knowledge and shit after some experimentation, etc. Too tired to fucking write, so your doctors just learn more about how they work.Next, you get to the orcs.Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.+1 for continuing to make fun of Solaire while I fucking die.
Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1898616
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1898616>I bet Solaire is thinking about fucking an orc
15+5=20You once again, send the information along. Orcs don't exactly seem to have much uniqueness in their biology, save for a tougher in general body.Of course, with all this information, your doctors begin to use and put it's use to it's best possible purpose...Choose one thing for your doctors to focus on.>Virology. (Think how well they can deal with viruses.)>Physical Care. (Think physical health.)>Quality of Life. (Increases their happiness.)
>>1900926>Physical Care. (Think physical health.)I think this is the most important
>>1900926>>Physical Care. (Think physical health.)
>>1900926>Physical Care. (Think physical health.)Keeping their bodies in proper working order comes first, combating viral and bacterial illnesses comes next.
Rolled 52 (1d100)Physical Care it is.Ignore my roll.
Your doctors get quite far, able to do advanced first aid on most other species, save for half-dragons and minotaurs....Additionally, one more thing needs to get decided...Should you use human vaccines for other races? Your doctors seem to be turning to you on this question...>Yes. (???)>Selective Process. (Specify which race should get certain vaccines.)>No. (???)>Put off a decision until your able to study this.>Write-in
>>1903643>>Put off a decision until your able to study this.
>>1903643>Put off a decision until your able to study this.>inb4 autism
You put off a decision for a while...Your studies conclude for the month...Choose one family member to spend time with and bond a little with.>Charlemagne>Elizabeth>Mikhal>Emila>William>Elslif
>>1905873>>1905873>>1905873>CharlemagneI get there’s William and Emilia who are new and probably deserve attention, but so does Charlemagne.
You decide to spend time with Charlemagne...Anything specific?>No.>Yes... (Do something specific with him, such as take him out for dinner, watch a movie, etc.)>...See about raiding?>Go on a dimensional field trip?>...How about you two just go to church together?>How about you go out drinking with him a bit?>Write-in
>>1905928>>Yes... (Do something specific with him, such as take him out for dinner, watch a movie, etc.)Teach him leadership skills
>>1905928This >>1905938Then>How about you go out drinking with him a bit?
>>1905928>...How about you two just go to church together?
Rolling in about 10 more minutes.
Rolled 1 (1d3)Rolling.1=Leadership2=Drinking3=Church
Alright, roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes and how much you can teach your son.+2 for good draconic ideas of leadership.+2 for lesson ideas.
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1906194
Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1906194>Lesson ideas>how to properly nom >taxes>performing exotic experimentation >writing loves notes to kobolds
>>1906194Squashing hostile rebellions as soon as possible with overwhelming force, preferably with younsourself at the helm so as to sow further terror among their ranks.
Rolled 14 (1d20)>>1906260Gaaaaaay
14You take your son out, trying to find some dissidents to crush...Sadly, it seems like not many people think rebelling against a dragon is a good idea, so you decide to settle for...>Some union protesters at a corporate factory.>A meeting of anti-war hippies who don't want to die for their country, and believe in peace and tolerance!>Go overseas and find rebellions to crush over there!>Write-in
>>1914936>Write-inNo sense in looking for trouble where there is none. Call it off.
You decide to call it off...You just settle for teaching Charlemagne some books at home about speaking properly when addressing many, that sort of thing...You know, we could hire private tutors if we don't want him to learn "on the job", so to speak.Actions>...No, you'd rather teach your son properly in the arts of leadership, no one else. (Good, but you'll need to do this often.)>...Hire someone to help your son. (Your son will slowly become better at leadership, though you'll need to find a worthy candidate.)>(Unique, due to high charisma!) See if your wife can tutor your son! She's very good at speaking with people. (No cost, and no chance for hiring suspicious people/untrustworthy tutors!)
>>1918261>(Unique, due to high charisma!) See if your wife can tutor your son! She's very good at speaking with people. (No cost, and no chance for hiring suspicious people/untrustworthy tutors!)
>>1918261>>...Hire someone to help your son. (Your son will slowly become better at leadership, though you'll need to find a worthy candidate.)Liz is about to become Tsar, she ain't got time for shit.
Rolled 1 (1d2)Rolling.1=Get your wife to do it!2=Hire someone!
You decide to approach your wife over it...She seems very busy though, pouring over documents, regional maps, and also trying to cook.Yes, trying to cook you dinner while trying to look at a map with her other head, while her third head is on the phone.She's busy, that's for certain.Now, how to approach this...Actions>...See if she's up for a little bit of a romantic break, where you take her out to dinner or something where she's not busy... (Will also make her more happy!)>...Don't, you shouldn't put more stress on her...>...Ask if she knows anyone who can help?>(Shrewd Minded) Take advantage of the fact Elizabeth is quite maternal, and mention how she scarcely gets to see Charlemagne.>Write-in
>>1918375>...Don't, you shouldn't put more stress on her...
You decide to not put any more stress on her, and leave her be......So of course, you go back to hiring a tutor...Actions>Specify what kind. (...If you want any specific credentials or race, please type it.)>Randomly Choose One>Hire a specific cabinet member.>Hire someone from overseas...>(Special): Hire someone from the Papacy to teach your son... (Choose either a formal member of the Clergy, a member of the Inquisition, or a member of a holy order... Or a monk.)>Write-in
>>1918559>>(Special): Hire someone from the Papacy to teach your son... (Choose either a formal member of the Clergy, a member of the Inquisition, or a member of a holy order... Or a monk.)That one priest that's alive now.
>>1918559>(Special): Hire someone from the Papacy to teach your son... (Choose either a formal member of the Clergy, a member of the Inquisition, or a member of a holy order... Or a monk.)Reinhold
You hire Reinhold to tutor your son.With that done, you find yourself with some extra time...What do?>Spend it with your family.>Spend it ruling the nation.>Spend it governing your corporation.>Spend it doing whatever you want! (Free roam!)>Write-in
>>1918837>>1918837>Spend it ruling the nation.
>>1918837>>Spend it ruling the nation.
You decide to spend it ruling the nation.Choose one thing to focus your free time on.>Economics.>Political Stability>Expansion>Science>Write-in
Rolled 2 (1d2)Rolling.1=Science2=Stability
Stability it is.You decide to keep your nation stablized and deal with social and political issues.Roll me a 1d100
Rolled 8 (1d100)>>1919580
Alright, just woke up.You find a relatively minor political issue you can budge your way on through...There seems to be a bit of controversy between historians and also the bureaucracy. Apparently, some of the bureacracy in the history department has thought up to replace some of the old statues around town with statues of you, and also "rewritting" some the old rulers...Actions>Revise a ton. Make other rulers look terrible, evil, and you yourself almost a saint... Wait, revise that, look like a saint. Also, put statues of you. Everywhere.>Revise a little bit... Maybe make other rulers look bad, and make yourself look amazing... Also, maybe changing a few statues might be good.>...Eeeh... No need to completely rewrite history. Just have a bunch of words in textbooks about how awesome you are, and also more statues of you is always good... Just don't replace the other statues.>...You'd rather not revise...This will effect how indoctrinated the youth gets, by the way.
>>1922595>>...You'd rather not revise...Nah
>>1922595>Revise a little bit... Maybe make other rulers look bad, and make yourself look amazing... Also, maybe changing a few statues might be good.
>>1922595>...Eeeh... No need to completely rewrite history. Just have a bunch of words in textbooks about how awesome you are, and also more statues of you is always good... Just don't replace the other statues.
fffffine... don’t revise history
>>1922595>...You'd rather not revise...
You decide against revising anything.The next thing you come across seems to be the beginning use of computers in society, used only really by the very rich and eccentric...Right now, it seems like it's sparsely used, mostly for simple things such as typing reports... Though it's starting to become a problem as it seems some break apart, and no one really knows how to fix a computer... Let alone how one works.This has led to a very, very high paying job coming about, of full-time nerds called "programmers" who are getting paid outrageous prices to fix computers...A few have even been reported to modify some computers to be a bit better, but as far as you know, there's only 2000 computers in Sweden, counting yourself, and a dozen programmers at most...Your treasurer calculates that this new market can make up to about 100,000$ per computer broken... Not to mention the fact that most programmers are low-skill and just work at home trying to figure out how their computers work.Actions>Leave it be, even if their profits sound nice...>Regulate computers to be fixed by government workers. You don't want the civilians to realize how they work, if only so you and your son can profit off them intensely.>Nationalize the programmers. They can work for you, and you can get their profits... Their nice, nice profits. Plus, they might be able to help you research computers.>Write-in
>>1922787>Regulate computers to be fixed by government workers. You don't want the civilians to realize how they work, if only so you and your son can profit off them intensely.
>>1922787>>Regulate computers to be fixed by government workers. You don't want the civilians to realize how they work, if only so you and your son can profit off them intensely.
>>1922798I should probably mention, do anons want to charge for this or no?Plus, do you want to outright ban civilians to fix computers, ban modifying them, or anything like that?
>>1922787>Regulate computers to be fixed by government workers. You don't want the civilians to realize how they work, if only so you and your son can profit off them intensely.And hire the nerds to help you research computers as well.
>>1922808>Plus, do you want to outright ban civilians to fix computers, ban modifying them, or anything like that?No, but neither should the average civilian be incentivized to learn.
>>1922787>Regulate computers to be fixed by government workers. You don't want the civilians to realize how they work, if only so you and your son can profit off them intensely.>Nationalize the programmers. They can work for you, and you can get their profits... Their nice, nice profits. Plus, they might be able to help you research computers.
You decide to hire the nerds, and regulate computers to be fixed by government workers.Of course, finally, this brings to light the other use of the internet...Some of your cabinet and military officers seem worried that the Internet could potentially serve subversive interests very well, and they suggest clamping down on it before anything happens..What do you want to do?>Don't. You aren't going to violate their privacy.>...Do a little bit, put keyloggers and other things on any "would-be" subversive websites.>...Hire some people to monitor the internet and flag down sites you don't like.>...See if you can track where people use their computers from... It could be very useful.>Write-in
>>1922894>>...Do a little bit, put keyloggers and other things on any "would-be" subversive websites.
>>1922894>...Do a little bit, put keyloggers and other things on any "would-be" subversive websites.>...See if you can track where people use their computers from... It could be very useful.
>>1922894>...Do a little bit, put keyloggers and other things on any "would-be" subversive websites.
>>1922894>...Hire some people to monitor the internet and flag down sites you don't like.In before proto-4chan is brought down because of the ideas expressed on proto-b and proto-pol.
You decide to settle for a little bit of tracking.Meanwhile, as Elizabeth...Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well you've been doing in Russia!+3 for PR campaign ideas!+2 for also taking advantage of your public charity in Greece to your advantage!
Rolled 11 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1922978don't feel like writing
Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)>>1922978
Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)>>1922978>Have a meet-n-greet at a Renexisnacks, with a voucher for a free drink and a burger for everyone who shows up!>Use the charity efforts in Greece as an example of what will come to pass in Russia if you're elected!
12+8=20Elizabeth seems to be doing very well in Russia, and seems to have gotten to around 48% of the popular vote...Though it seems like the clergy aren't exactly with her, due to her not being Orthodox, and her Anglican faith, and seeming to side with the previous candidate more... Along with Elizabeth's "past" with beauty, so to speak, making them not exactly speak kind words to their congregation.This has caused the more religious parts of the right wing to second guess... But, seeing as how most of the newly religious right wing is young currently, it might effect popularity if she does win...Actions>...Try to please the Orthodox clergy.>...Go further secular. You don't need them!>Ignore it. Who cares what some priests are saying?>Write-in
>>1923409>>1923409>...Try to please the Orthodox clergy.Maybe wear onlynformal cloths, perhaps even a headscarf like you always see Russian women wear.
>>1923409>>...Try to please the Orthodox clergy.
You decide to please the clergy...How are you going to do that?>...See about trying to convert to Orthodoxy?>Try to be more morally upstanding!>Try to excuse your past a bit?>Write-in
>>1923531>Try to be more morally upstanding!
My mistake, I thought popularity was around 50%, it's actually 68% previously, though if you guys don't do anything about the clergy, it'll likely fall.
>>1923531>>Try to be more morally upstanding!
You decide to be more morally upstanding.What do you want to do to appear more pious anons?>...Donations! People love donations, don't they? Besides, you can always just dig up some gold... Your gold... Your precious, precious gold...>Do more charity, of course...>Deal with a personal sin or flaw! (Elizabeth might just become a better person!)>See about trying to spend more time at church and that sort of thing.>Convert to Orthodoxy. >Write-in
>>1923921>Deal with a personal sin or flaw! (Elizabeth might just become a better person!)*cough greed cough*
>>1923921>>Deal with a personal sin or flaw! (Elizabeth might just become a better person!)
>>1923921>Deal with a personal sin or flaw! (Elizabeth might just become a better person!)
What sin anons?> Gluttony>Sloth> Greed> Pride> Rage> Lust> Envy
>>1924108> GreedShe's a bit possessive.
Liz can't help but think if anything she's charitable, and can't help but mentally insist she likes being financially secure.Actions> Blow her mind with proof of being greedy (Give evidence)> Nevermind...> Write In
>>1924143>> Blow her mind with proof of being greedy (Give evidence)What are we supposed to do, sneak into EDQ?
>>1924162Just bring up two instance she was being overly greedy in EDQ.
>>1924228>Well, there was the whole 'If you want my help Ren, you're going to have to pay for it,' thing when Ren needed help in Vietnam. That she charged us 80 million for.>Instead of continuing to help Renexisnacks, and thus her and Ren's shared bottom line, she entertained the idea of forming her own competing snackline for her own exclusive benefit.
>>1924259Liz can't help but think about how she gave most of the navy for free, and gave her husband literal control over the most strong navy in India...She also thinks about how it was a "heat of the moment" thought, and how she didn't actually do it... Even if she might of made far more profits... Even if she would of even made a single dime... She doesn't exactly make much off it, honestly.Your going to need something more concrete anons.
>>1924228>you know Liz, you could just be a good Christian and not hoard wealth and petty material possessions
>>1924315>That time she stole a safe as a drow from a store during a scene of utter chaos and confusion.>Wants more and more children, and wanted them to stay younger and cuter for longer, to the point where she had herself mutated to ensure it, instead of allowing her children to develop as naturally intended.
...She does briefly ponder the first point, but can't help but think how she simply would actually like to be a mother to her kids... Even if she's often very busy......She eventually decides to maybe try to be a bit less possessive...Roll me a 1d20+1 for how well Elizabeth can manage to do this.+3 if you can find a way to get Elizabeth separated from her gold for a while...+2 if Elizabeth can find something productive to do, and try to not think about her money, nation, or any of her personal belongings.+1 for wishing Renexizious would at least try to be a better person... Elizabeth is trying her best at least.+1 for also trying to cover up her beauty. It's a bit too easy to manipulate people with it, and therefor too tempting...
Rolled 7 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1924417
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)>>1924417
Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)>>1924417>Get it all locked up in an ugly, unappealing, black cast-iron safe, and ask Charlemagne to look after the key for a bit. Shove the safe in a closet in an unused room.>Do more charity work, or try taking up a new hobby, like knitting or woodwork.>"Ren, why don't you try broadening your horizons a little, and help me out with the charity drive again this weekend, or join me in my new hobby? It wouldn't kill you to try to be a bit less scary, would it? Come now, we can both be better dragons than we are, and we should strive to be so!">Wear some loose turtleneck sweaters and long, bell-bottomed slacks. And maybe lay off a bit on the make-up.
8+8=16...Elizabeth tries at first, and eventually laxes up a bit, before she starts getting a bit nervous and worried about her gold... Or her stock in Renexizisnacks, or her economy......It wouldn't hurt to maybe take a peek at the news to see how much your stock's worth... Would it?Roll me a 1d20-4 to see if anons can attempt to resist this...+2 for attempting to get Elizabeth's mind off money, gold, and stocks...+2 for maybe trying to look after the kids or do something special for Ren...+1 for trying to think how useful this is, and how you really are a bit greedy!
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1924509
Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)>>1924509
...Do anons want to use Scottish Rage?>Yes.>No.
Roll me a 1d20.+3 for FORCING YOURSELF TO NOT FALL TO TEMPTATION!+2 for ANGRILY TAKING CARE OF RENEXIZIOUS SO YOU DON'T THINK OF MONY!+2 FOR TRYING TO FORCE YOURSELF TO BE MORE CHRISTIAN.
Rolled 3 (1d20)>>1924525
Rolled 4 (1d20)>>1924525
Rolled 13 (1d20)>>1924525
13Elizabeth eventually falls to temptation, and ends up unable to break the lure of gold... She eventually gets caught by Renexizious and Charlemagne after stealing her own safe and taking it to her bed... And sleeping next to it, somewhat worried about it.,,You haven't lost any greed at all anons, but nothing else has happened.Do anons want to continue to try to stop Elizabeth's greed? Do note, that continuing to do it may have consquences from withdrawl.>Continue to try and withdraw.>...Do a different flaw.>...Nah, your fine as it is...>Write-in
>>1925378>...Do a different flaw.
>>1925378>>...Do a different flaw.
Can you guys specify what sin you guys want to work on?