It's another morning in HIVE Academy, the villainous school lurking beneath Jump City.

You wake in your empty bed in a leisurely manner, lowering your jaw with a long yawn as you rise from the sheets.

As you put your legs over the edge of the bed, the sounds of your shower running hits your ears,

Since Cheshire has left, it's obviously Blackfire cleaning herself after having spent the night with you.

Stretching your arms, you stand from the bed and plant your hands on your hips.

Today could be quite busy for you.

Umi is still being held in your schools holding cells, and you told Cheshire that you still planned on using him against The Oni.

There's also the matter of subbing in for Red X on the HIVE Five. You don't know if there's any missions planned for them, so it might be best to inquire about it during breakfast.

While not an immediate threat, the run-in with your family from the previous night stands out firmly in your mind. Perhaps you should do some investigating in regards to them.

Of course, you could also just push all of this aside and have fun instead.

A: Wait for Blackfire to get out of the shower, then make plans with her.

B: Go see Umi. You need to get this Oni business over with.

C: Go straight to the dining room and meet with the other members of HIVE Five. Blackfire'll catch up.

D: Head into the city and try to find some answers. Maybe you could swing by STAR Labs again and see how it looks after all that chaos.

E: Visit Red X in the infirmary. See if there's really anything for Lady Black to worry about.

F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

>>1889135
how many votes do we get?

>>1889135
>F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

>>1889138
Whoops!

1

>>1889135
>E: Visit Red X in the infirmary. See if there's really anything for Lady Black to worry about.

>>1889135
>C

>>1889135
>F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

>>1889135
>f. try to join blackfire

>>1889134
>E: Visit Red X in the infirmary. See if there's really anything for Lady Black to worry about.
Let's do the Oni thing after that.

>>1889135
E: Visit Red X in the infirmary. See if there's really anything for Lady Black to worry about.

>>1889134
>A: Wait for Blackfire to get out of the shower, then make plans with her.

BF's on HIVE 5 officially, so she might as well be there when we talk with them.

>>1889135
Talk to umi, let's get this oni business done once and for all.

>>1889135
>F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

>>1889142
>>1889150
>>1889151
>>1889167
>>1889169
>>1889146
We have a tie!
I will allow 5 minutes for additional voting! Please vote for one of the following:
>E: Visit Red X in the infirmary. See if there's really anything for Lady Black to worry about.

>F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

>>1889178
>>F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

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>>1889189
Looks like F wins!

In that case, I'll need 3 D100 rolls!

>>1889178
F

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1889197

>>1889178
>F: Try to join Blackfire in the shower.

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1889197

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1889197

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1889197

>>1889202
it seems we are very good at slipping inside of showers
and our girlfriend

>>1889135
>F

As the muffled shower continues to run behind your bathroom door, you feel a smirk curl across your face.

You strip yourself completely and quietly slink into the bathroom, stealthily approaching the shower's curtain.

Peeling back the curtain, you feel your cheeks becoming hot and flush as the nude figure of Blackfire is revealed.

She's currently slicking hot water through her long, dark strands of hair, her eyes closed as water droplets splash against her forehead and pour down her orange body.

You get an eyeful of of the bare alien, the intimate areas of her front being presented to you in a wonderfully steamy fashion.

You can't help but grow excited at the sight of her beauty, and it only entices you join her in the cleansing act.

Once you step in with her, your presence becomes more apparent and it causes her eyes to snap open in surprise.

“R-RENO!?” She yelps as notices your intrusion.

The alien warrior who's typically teasing and flirtatious is now showing a more modest demeanor, her orange cheeks showing a shade of red as her strong arms try to cover herself.

A: “Relax! I just came in here to get clean.”

B: “What? I thought you would like some help washing your back.”

C: “Is the future ruler of Tamaran embarrassed to have such a strong warrior presented to her? Say it isn't so.”

D: [Kiss her.]

[One vote permitted]

>>1889268
>C: “Is the future ruler of Tamaran embarrassed to have such a strong warrior presented to her? Say it isn't so.”

>>1889268
B.

>>1889268
>A
The only acceptable time to go full autist.

>>1889268
>B: “What? I thought you would like some help washing your back.”

>>1889268
>B: “What? I thought you would like some help washing your back.”

Aw, Blackfire a qt

>>1889268
>B

>>1889268
>C.

>>1889268
>C: “Is the future ruler of Tamaran embarrassed to have such a strong warrior presented to her? Say it isn't so.”

>>1889268
>C: “Is the future ruler of Tamaran embarrassed to have such a strong warrior presented to her? Say it isn't so.”

>>1889272
>>1889278
>>1889285
>>1889286
>>1889289
>>1889297
>>1889299
>>1889301
Another tie!
I'll allow an additional 5 minutes of rolling for the following:
>B: “What? I thought you would like some help washing your back.”
>C: “Is the future ruler of Tamaran embarrassed to have such a strong warrior presented to her? Say it isn't so.”

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>1889308
B.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1889308
>B

>>1889308
Can't we just merge the two? Start with C in a teasing fashion, get in the shower and follow up with B?

>>1889308
I'll switch to B.

>>1889308
>C
Jokingly
Then
>B
Seriously

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1889308
Forgot my roll

these
>>1889316
>>1889314
sound like good ideas

>>1889314
>>1889316
>>1889318
>>1889319
You know what?

Yes.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1889322
time to roll?

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>>1889327
I'm going to use that 91. I'm going to be nice.

for now

>>1889318
Battery is very smooth

>>1889337
We should definitely try talking to Red X after this though.
We've been putting it off too long, but had actual shit to deal with.

>>1889268
>B
>C

You snicker as water begins to pour down your body.

“Is the future ruler of Tamaran embarrassed to have such a strong warrior presented to her? Say it isn't so.”

Blackfire's face contorts into a nervous semi-smile, her posture becoming straight as she addresses you.

“The future ruler doesn't appreciate her subjects barging in so suddenly...”

Her eyes wander downwards, causing her blush to redden.

“... Even if they're well equipped.”

You both share a playful chuckle at your banter, but an awkward silence follows after as you both gawk at each others' nude frames.

“U-Uhm...” Blackfire chokes out, trying to keep her eyes off your strong build.

“What? I just thought you would like some help washing your back.” You reassure her, hoping to ease the nerves currently plaguing your girlfriend.

The words do settle her somewhat, prompting her to show a pleased smile as she turns her back to you.

“I suppose that would be fine...” She flirtatiously admits, her head turning to look over her wet shoulder.

You can't help but smile at the sight of her perfectly shaped backside, the orange curves making you eagerly reach for a bottle of body wash.

Wasting no time, you spread the vanilla scented gel across her orange canvas, your hands tenderly kneading the suds into her soft skin.

Blackfire can't help but let out a few appreciative moans as you clean her, the sensations of your touch causing her to lean back closer to you.

“I was... Mmm... I was trying to avoid this...” Blackfire breaks the intimacy between you in a woeful tone.

“Avoid what? A shower?” You tease, but your hands stop working soap across her skin as you listen intently to your girlfriend.

“No, dork... I was trying to avoid being sexual for a while.” She sadly admits, looking back you with worried eyes.

“These acts are merely casual between romantic partners on Tamaran, but on Earth it seems negative to indulge in these pleasures so early. I wanted to be your girlfriend without you thinking of me as just some slut.”

A: “We can be casual. Just don't get casual with anyone else.”

B: “It's okay to be a slut around me.” [Give her rear a nice slap!]

C: “I get what you're saying. If you want to slow it down some, I don't mind.”

D: “Do you still feel that way after I joined you here?”

E: [Kiss her]

F: [Write in]

>>1889425
>C: “I get what you're saying. If you want to slow it down some, I don't mind.”
>E: [Kiss her]

>>1889425
C and E

>>1889425
>C: “I get what you're saying. If you want to slow it down some, I don't mind.”

>>1889425
> C
>D
>E
>F: keep in mind the higher stress the job faster relationships move here on Earth. And being a Super is super stressful.

>>1889434
Sounds good.

>>1889425
>B

mach you forgot to tell us how many options we are allowed to pick
again

>>1889425
C and E are the obvious choices here

It's kind of funny, to the Titans, Battery and Blackfire are horrible, brutal supervillains, but when they come home they prefer to relax and snuggle.

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>>1889448
fuck I'm the worst today

It's 1. Please accept this as an apology.

>>1889425
C: “I get what you're saying. If you want to slow it down some, I don't mind.”
>That said, if I thought that to start with, I wouldn't have bothered. So don't worry about it too much.

>>1889451
And hold hands

>>1889462
the purest form of comfy

>>1889425
>F: You don't need to hold back on me, I can take it.

>>1889451
Well I mean at the end of the day most people are just people regardless of whatever else.

>>1889451
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zDLXgq80L70

>>1889425
>C

>>1889482
And that's why they are perfect together.

>>1889428
>>1889434
>>1889436
>>1889442
>>1889449
>>1889461
>>1889491
Roll D100

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1889505

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>1889505

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1889505

>>1889500
Honestly Reno would probably have bailed on your standard Tamaraneans a while ago.
But seeing as by human standards Mandy's actually sane...way better fit.

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1889505

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>>1889520
Wooh! Last minute 93!

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>>1889520
it seems we VERY good at talking to our girlfriend

>>1889521
Or broke her nose just like we did with star. Can't wait for Mandy to hear it. Even better if Starfire drops it when we meet each other again.

>>1889549
>Battery tells Star Tamaraneans in general freak him out.
>Points out that by human standards most of their race barring Blackfire and others like her are severely emotionally disturbed.

>>1889425
>C

You place a comforting hand on Blackfire's shoulder.

“I get what you're saying. If you want to slow it down some, I don't mi-”

She whirls around and knocks your hand away, glaring at you with a look of disbelief.

“Slow it down?! Are you stupid?!” She blurts out, sounding absolutely pissed.

“I-” Is all you can stammer out before the naked, furious girl grabs your shoulders and shoves you hard against the shower wall, cracking it.

“Reno, we're bad guys. We hurt people, we destroy buildings, we scheme and manipulate, AND we engage in underage drinking!” Blackfire shouts, fire starting to light in her eyes.

“We do all that, and you dare consider depriving me nights of violent love-making because it might be 'too soon?!' Don't be a pussy!”

Water hitting her hands starts turning into steam the second it makes contact, and you feel a burning sensation under he palms.

“This is going to go one of two ways. Either you take me to the bed and help me break it, or I'm going to kick your gorgeous ass and fuck you anyway!” She growls, getting right in your face as she threatens you with passion.

You''re scared, but slightly aroused.

A: “Woah, easy babe... I just think we should do a few more dates first!”

B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]

C: “I... Okay!” [Kiss her.]

[One vote permitted.]

>>1889608
>A

>>1889608
>B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]
>Loser is on bottom!

>>1889608
>B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]
the only way to go

>>1889618
Supporting

>>1889608
B.

>>1889618
Supporting, only correct option

>>1889549
Did we explicitly tell her we broke starfires nose? Or that we just had a run in with all 5 titans?
If not we should casually drop that bloodied nose thing when talking with the hive 5. Impress them AND get brownie points with black fire.

>>1889608
>B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]
>>1889618
also this

>>1889608

B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]

>>1889608
>B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]

>>1889608
“Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]

>>1889618
Supporting

>>1889608
>>B

We have the best girlfriend.

I'm all for fucking Mandy but we should probably talk to Umi afterwards.

>>1889608
>C
No reason we can't have the naked fight for dominance anyway
Really it just s

>>1889647
Really it's just foreplay.

>>1889608
>B

>>1889618
>>1889619
>>1889623
>>1889629
>>1889632
>>1889634
>>1889636
>>1889641
>>1889652
Roll D100

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1889676
Check this 1

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1889676

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>1889676

>>1889681
w e w

>>1889681
>Dat 93
Now sweep her off her feet and trash the shower, the bed, and Blood's office.

>>1889608
B: “Bring it, honey!” [Get in a crazy naked fight with your girlfriend]

>>1889681
it seems we are VERY good at fight fucking out girlfriend

seriously tough by the time we're done not a piee of furniture is going to be whole

>>1889681
Well guess we will need a new bed also our neighbor will have plenty to say afterwards

>>1889708
>Lady Black pops up later in the day
"For the record, that's what it sounds like when I stick it in my girlfriend's alien growler"

>>1889708
i think our neigbour's are black fire and control freak

>>1889716
Lady Black, and Control Freak's a bit down the hall I think.

>>1889719
i knew it was something black

>>1889608
>B

You show your lover a wicked grin. She's made the mistake of getting you riled up with the promise of a fight!

“Bring it, honey!” You taunt, sending a surprise fist into her gut!

As far back as you remember, you always expected your first time to be with someone lower self esteem than you... That or one of the bosozuko girls from The Oni.

However, the winding road your life has lead you to a chaotic physical encounter with a fugitive from beyond the stars.

Instead of shy touches and inexperienced movements, your love-making begins with your naked figures smashing into everything in the bathroom. A busted sink and shower-head flooding a cracked tile floor, while two bare fighters bruise and scrape their skins as they become tangled in a shower curtain. The only way you made it to the bed was from Blackfire flying you up and crashing with you through the bathroom door.

The destruction of your bodies and room only persisted, with the violent sounds of skin and furnishings impacted by the brutal strength of each others blows. After denting your walls and smashing your desk to pieces, you found yourself sitting atop Blackfire as the water from the bathroom floods the floor underneath you both. You look down at your defeated girlfriend with a fist raised, the sight of her battered face stoking a fire deep in your heart. Her eyes are strained, her breath is ragged, her face is covered in scrapes, and her supple skin is decorated in bruises. The state of her is irresistible, and you immediately take the plunge with a deep kiss.

The physical exchange of violence becomes one of passion, as you turn her harsh breathing into whimpers and lustful moans of bliss. To accompany your battle scars are deep scratch marks and hand-shaped burn wounds from the savage alien, bringing out the beast in her with every motion you make.
By the end, you both lay trembling in a bloody, sweat-licked mess, loudly panting as you both embrace each other post-climax. Neither of you could get this fulfillment from anyone else.

The soft exchange of kisses in the peaceful silence among you is broken by Blackfire's praise, her voice tired and happy.

“Haah!... My grebnacks are still sore... That was amazing...”

You smile confidently to yourself, your only response to her being another soft kiss planted on her cheek.

“Well, I guess you're moving into my room... Sorry.” She apologizes sheepishly, running her fingers delicately through your hair.

“It's fine, I never decorated it anyway.”

She lets out a soft giggle, laying her head against your chest.

You just gently pet her back as she lays into you, displaying a wry smile at your handiwork.
A: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

B: Go see Umi.

C: Head into the city and do some investigating.

D: Check in with the HIVE Five.

>>1889809
>B: Go see Umi.
On to business

>>1889809
>B: Go see Umi.

>>1889809
>B

>>1889809
>B: Go see Umi.
did machpunch ever mention the bosozuko girls before or not?

also you forgot to tell us how many options we are allowed to choose
again

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>>1889823
JUST FUCK MY QUEST UP

it's 1 again.

>>1889809
>Go see Red X
Umi is fine for after.

>>1889809
>B
We kinda need to solve this.

>>1889809
A: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1889809
>A: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

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B: Go see Umi.

>>1889809
Go see umi, if anyone asks what the noise was, it was training.

>>1889849
It's more of a long term thing than just going and talking to Red X though.

>>1889883
>"Yea, it was totally training...Didnt you hear Blackfire yelling for me to hit it like i mean it, pound it, work it, let loose."
>"What about when she said to fill her up?"
>".....Protean shakes duh!"

>>1889906
>Protean

I thought Reno was a Porygon not a Greninja.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1889883
>minutes before the camera feed of our intense superpowered fucking hits the internet

>>1889919
Fucking autocorrect haha

>>1889919
I don't think he's either, anon

>>1889920
Control Freak would have cameras in our room

He better give us a cut of that 'pay-per-view' event

>>1889919
we're more magnemite or cling clang

>>1889809
>B

“Alright baby, I gotta handle some personal matters.”

You reluctantly separate yourself from Blackfire, searching the debris of your room for your attire.

“Aww...” Blackfire whines, rolling over onto her stomach.

Once you've found your clothes and belt, you get dressed with your girlfriend and give her a parting kiss before leaving.

Before leaving the hall, you see Lady Black leaning against her door with a smug smile spread across her lips.

She doesn't say anything as you pass. Instead, she quickly claps in applause of your presumably audible performance.

You just shoot her a thumbs up, hoping she doesn't notice the red on your cheeks.

After several minutes of walking, you find yourself at the heavily guarded holding cells of HIVE.

The area is just a long hall with ten cells along one wall, each one being guarded by and individual drone.

Aside from the low humming from the machines, you can hear a ridiculous chant coming from the farthest hall.

“I-WANT-CHEESE-BURGER! I-WANT-CHEESE-BURGER!”

Your footsteps echo as you stroll along the yellow bars of the cells, the thudding of your boots causing the chanting to become quieter.

Once you finally reach the cell, the source of the obnoxious shouts becomes silent.

Umi is sat in the center of the gray cell with his back to you, displaying a ink mural of a black monster rising from the ocean to terrorize passing ships.

Outside of his cell you see a small table, holding his fur coat, weapon, and a cell phone.

As you bring your attention back to your prisoner, his head starts to turn, looking back at you with a maniacal grin.

“Hiiii, Reno-Chan~!” He eerily greets.

“Yo, did you get in a fight or somethin'? Watcha been up to, buddy?”

A: “I need you to speak with Kuchisake. Tell her to stop coming after me, otherwise her gang will be wiped out.”

B: “Hey Umi. Guess who's going to be fodder when I take over The Oni?”

C: “Look, I don't have time for you. Just tell me where Kuchisake is so I can go.

D: Go through Umi's cell phone, see if you can contact the boss herself.

E: [Write In]

[One vote permitted]

>>1889953
>C: “Look, I don't have time for you. Just tell me where Kuchisake is so I can go.

>>1889953
>C: “Look, I don't have time for you. Just tell me where Kuchisake is so I can go.

>>1889953
>B: “Hey Umi. Guess who's going to be fodder when I take over The Oni?”
what was his weapon any way?

>>1889953
>C

>>1889459
Why is she shitting purple cloth?

>>1889953
>B: “Hey Umi. Guess who's going to be fodder when I take over The Oni?”

>>1889953
D. Use our super robo skills to get past the passcode lock.

>>1889953
>C: “Look, I don't have time for you. Just tell me where Kuchisake is so I can go.

>>1889953
>C

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>>1889963
>>1889965
>>1889968
>>1889983
>>1890019
Roll D100, DC80

>>1889967
Kusarigama

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1890044

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1890044

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1890044
watch dis 1

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1890044

>>1890056
By the skin of our cybernetic dick!

>>1889953
>E: Fucked my alien girlfriend, destroyed my room, and may have assaulted the ears of everyone within three floors of my quarters. What about you, do you actually want a cheeseburger or something? The cafeteria has a great selection if you want something.

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>>1889953
>C

You furrow your brow and tense your muscles, causing static energy to flare up from your body!

“I don't have time for you! Just tell me where Kuchisake is so I can go.”

The smile quickly disappears from Umi's face as he looks into your eyes.

“Oi oi oi oi oi... What is this?” He asks, standing and turning to properly face you.

“What happened to the Reno who quietly sulked on his bike all day? He had the eyes of a coward, but you...”

Umi strolls up to the cell bars, hooking his arms through them and leaning forward with a befuddled look on his face.

“You're lookin' like some kind of boxer here... What's up with that and all this lightnin' shit?”

“Tell me where she is. I won't ask again.” You demand firmly.

He just stares at you for a moment, then nods his head towards his phone on the table.

“I'll call her and find out.”

You nod, taking the phone and handing it to him.

Umi paces around his cell while jabbing an index finger at his touch screen, putting the phone up to his ear once he's done.

“Hello? Boss lady, it's me... I don't know wh-Well, if I knew I would spew the address out before dying honorabl-OI! Why don't you tell me where YOU are?! Eh? Radio...?”

You squint at Umi, trying to figure out what the hell is going on in that phone call.

All you get is his yellow-toothed grin as he hangs up, only to press more things on the screen.

“Yo, Reno, what's your favorite radio station?” He asks cheerily.

“What? What does that have to do with anything? Where's Kuchisake?!”

“For me, Reno, it's got to be this one!” He answers with one final tap on the screen, turning the phone to face you.

The display shows the webplayer for a local radio station, and what's playing isn't good.

“H-Hello everyone! This 108.1 JMP FM! W-We have a special request that I'm going to read off... Reno, this message is from Kuchisake. We've taken over this station and are currently holding everyone hostage. If you do not bring Umi here w-we will k-kill everyone inside. If any law enforcement or the Teen Titans try to interfere, we will kill everyone inside. You have until this song finishes to bring him...Oh god...”


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jgv89lhnkNk

You clench your fists tightly as the frightened woman's whimpers are drowned out by the music. How could you have foreseen a situation like this coming?!

A: You're not a hero. Make sure Kuchisake understands that by not showing up.

B: Release Umi. You're not a hero, but you can't let these innocent people die because of you.

C: Release Umi, but see if you can bring some backup along.

D: Go alone. If she's at the station, then you can end this now regardless of the hostages.

E: [Write In]

[One vote permitted.]

>>1890210
>A: You're not a hero. Make sure Kuchisake understands that by not showing up.
as a matter of fact call the titans with umi bozu's phone

>>1890210
>E: [Write In]
laugh. who do they think we are the teen titans? tell them we'll just find her some other way and he'll have to stay locked up here forever since he didn't play along. no honorable death or any of that BS he was talking about

>>1890210
>A

That will be our family the titans and our old gang they did a terrible mistake

>>1890210
>E: [Write In] Go with Umi, but tell Blackfire where we'll be so that we can call her in if we need to.

>>1890220
or at least the cops

>>1890220
this is funny

>>1890210
A: You're not a hero. Make sure Kuchisake understands that by not showing up.
>Call the titans and Police via untraceable phone.

remember to get a radio to listen to what's a about to happen

>>1890210
>E
Bomb the radio station to kill whatever Oni members are inside. Hopefully Kuchisake herself.

>>1890210
B: Release Umi. You're not a hero, but you can't let these innocent people die because of you.
We might not be a hero, but that doesn't mean we just drag everyone not involved with us into our shit. Plus we get a chance to kick Umi's ass again when he tries to betray us.

>>1890220
Pretty sure A is just not doing anything at all.

>>1890210

Better late than never to join in

>A: You're not a hero. Make sure Kuchisake understands that by not showing up.

Oh well, you know what Papa Stalin says

>>1890210
D: Go alone. If she's at the station, then you can end this now regardless of the hostages.
Also on our way, Call up the raido station and requesting a song more appropriate to the beat down Kuchisake is about to get. Also her taste of music sucks ass.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OQZA5url9m4

>>1890257
what does he say?

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>>1890262
Mass Casualties, are just a funny way of measuring goals won.

>>1890275
oh i taught it was
"no one is unhappy if no one is alive"

>>1890210
D.
They took over a whole radio station AND hostages just to lure an ex gang member with questionable morals out of hiding? I find that hard to believe.

>>1890281
There is also my favorite, why do people hate me for making gulags?

>>1890220
>>1890226
>>1890236
>>1890257
Roll D100

Rolled 44 (1d100)

>>1890295

>>1890210
Just want to point out we could just destroy the whole building from a distance, not like we're gonna give a shit about some hostages. If not then the titans will just take care of it for us, either the boss last gets stuck in jail or the obi lose some man power and gain the the titans' attention. Win win situation

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1890295

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1890295

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1890295

>>1890210
Fuuuuck.
>C: Release Umi, but see if you can bring some backup along.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1890295
I really doubt there are hostages, this is all just some kinda bluff to lure us out.

>>1890303
GOD DAMNIT CHAOS>>1890302
At least it was a high roll.
>>1890301
why

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1890295

>>1890309
Because I hate you

>>1890302
it seems we are very good at sitting around and doing nothing while listening to the tortured screams of people we could have saved

>>1890319
In the long run, this saves lives. Villains will stop taking hostages to threaten us cause they know we don't give a shit.

>>1890319
I know right, Reno is best villain!

>>1890328
I prefer the term anti-villain.

>>1890319
Coffee girl is next

>>1890210
>A

You just stand there and fold your arms, waiting for the song to end.

Umi's grin weakens as he cocks an eyebrow at you.

“Reno, come on... You're not fooling me. You're a superhero, so I know you're not going to let those poor bastards die.”

“Oh, so because I wear a Power-Rider costume I'm a superhero?” You taunt as you give Umi a vile smirk.

Umi just lets out a nervous laugh.

“Get serious. If you don't hurry, that's their blood on your hands!”

“Well then, I guess I'll just have stain them with yours as well!” You retort with a nefarious chuckle.

Satisfaction fills you as Umi begins to look desperate, his eyes darting back and forth between you and the phone's speaker.

“PLEASE! I DON'T WANT TO DIE!” The woman cries over the phone, her panicked sobbing drowning out the music.

“RENO!!!” Umi desperately pleads one last time.

“AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH-”The woman shrieks as the song ends, the sounds of gunfire cutting her short.

Umi's jaw just hangs open in shock, unable to grasp the reality of your decision.

You just keep your vicious confidence plastered on your face. Maybe now they'll know that they can't bully you out of your plans.

[TO BE CONTINUED IN THE NEXT POST]

>>1890331
NOOOOOO

>>1890345
Welp, guess we are full villain now.

>>1890345
F bunch of rando civvies

>>1890345
R.I.P
shall not be missed

we should've went, oh well.

>>1890350
Not really. How is this our fault? We're still just an anti-villain, not a fullblown evil mustache twirling villain.

Rule number 1, never negotiate with terrorists.

Also, I'm a little suspicious of how quickly they managed to take an entire radio station hostage within like 10 seconds of getting a phone call.

>>1890345

I have no regrets

>>1890345
Way to go, anons. Literally killed more people with that one decision than through the entire quest so far.

>>1890366
Same the titans and police should have already made a cordon against them. Hell Raven can Teleport.

>>1890350
When weren't we going the full villan route?

>>1890373
So what?

>>1890366
does being a villain entail all that imcompetence shit other villains do?
cause i enjoy being a villain who knows what hes doing and wins.

>>1890373
you say that like its a bad thing

>>1890366
They probably planned to grab the station already, might have just been bait. Probably not though.
>>1890375
When we planned to just do our own thing, and use every other villain, girlfriend excluded, to further our own ends.

>>1890373

Get over it, none of us are shedding any tears

>>1890373
Nah that's bait.Besides we didn't ordered to kill the people in the station.

>>1890345
Wait, did Umi really think we were a superhero after we slaughtered his underlings with Blackfire and then ran away from the Titans? Lmao what a moron.

>>1890380
Our own thing could be going full villian

>>1890374
Actually that is a fair point WHY did the titans not do anything?
Hell why did the league not do anything?
The song was like 4 minutes was that not enough time for the teleporter to work?

Don't freak out just yet guys, that could have very well been a bluff.

>>1890388
To be fair, we didn't kill anybody that whole time.

Reno has even stated while fighting the titans that he doesn't kill, just maims.

>>1890380
It's not our job to save people. That is the Titans job.If the girl died it's their fault for sucking at their job.

>>1890375
Pretty much the entire time.

>>1890345
“... Well that was a load of crap!”

Both you can Umi look at the phone with a puzzled look. That was the same woman who was begging for her life earlier, but now it sounded like it had an accent.

“Who's big idea was this anyway? We oughtta give 'em the boot for makin' us go through all this trouble for nuttin'!”

“Harley, it was your idea...”

“Oh. Thanks, Kuchi-coo! Totally slipped my mind! Wait... Why'd we do all this if the kid's got no conscience anyway?”

“My men reported him wearing a costume similar to TV heroes from Japan, we assumed he'd gone hero and-”

“Both of you be quiet, the broadcast is still live! Shark, I told you to cut the fu-”

The webplayer goes totally silent.

“Ehehehe...” Umi nervously laughs.

“Really? You're trying to bullshit me with that?” You ask Umi angrily, getting closer to the cell bars.

“Oi, look... Boss lady told me over the phone that-”

“This phone?” You ask as you smash Umi's face with an electrified punch through the bars, snatching the phone out of his hand with your free arm.

Umi flies backwards into the cell's wall, the hard impact echoing throughout the hall and causing the drones to turn towards his cell.

He's planted against the wall for a moment before his eyes roll into the back of his head, flopping down onto the floor with a loud smack.

You look down at his phone in your hand, trying to think of the next course of action.

A: Try to call Kuchisake.

B: See if you can access the broadcast again.

C: Make your way to the radio station and find out what's really going on.

D: Call Cheshire, see if she's near any of this.

>>1890436
>A: Try to call Kuchisake.

>>1890436
>A

>>1890436
[ONE VOTE PERMITTED BY THE WAY]

>>1890436
>C

I told you guys we shoulda bombed the station.

>>1890436
A. Try to call Kuchisake

>>1890436
>A: Try to call Kuchisake.

>>1890436
>A: Try to call Kuchisake.
its why we're here after all

>>1890436
>D: Call Cheshire, see if she's near any of this.

>>1890436
>C: Make your way to the radio station and find out what's really going on.
At least that bullshit was a bluff. Phew.

>>1890436
A: Try to call Kuchisake.
Tell her this is a "booty call" and we want to know where her ass is at.

>>1890436
>A
Business then
Also
"Ahaha! You think I joined a gang for the money and connections then decided to be a hero?"

>>1890436

>A: Try to call Kuchisake.

>>1890436
>A: Try to call Kuchisake.

>>1890436

>A: Try to call Kuchisake.

Well this is unexpected

>>1890373
Alright, New record! Way to go guys!

>>1890465
I mean, is it really? I am more worried that Harley Quin and the fucking Joker are in the city looking for us.

>>1890436
>E. send a pic of umis bloody collapsed body

>>1890433
That seems more just you and a couple others anon. Most seem to be all for villain/anti-villain

>>1890436
C.
Told you guys it was a fucking bluff.

>>1890436
>C: Make your way to the radio station and find out what's really going on.

>>1890436
>A

>>1890436
>C: Make your way to the radio station and find out what's really going on.

They won't expect us to show up, so we can tail them back to wherever they stay at.

>>1890439
>>1890440
>>1890447
>>1890448
>>1890452
>>1890453
>>1890455
>>1890463
>>1890465
>>1890501
Roll D100, DC 67

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>1890519
1 incoming

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1890519

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1890519

Rolled 95 (1d100)

>>1890519

>>1890523
>>1890521
>>1890520
we aren't very good at making phone calls

>>1890523
>>1890521
>>1890520
Guess we can go and track the suicide squad.

>>1890523
>>1890521
>>1890520
How about you shmucks don't jump the gun when rolling, ever, again.

>>1890556
lol
how about you just roll faster slowpoke
you snooze you lose

>>1890436
>A

You try calling up Kuchisake yourself, opening the recent calls menu and tapping her name.

Unfortunately, the phone only rings twice before you're hung up on. She must've expected you to try and reach her after the botched... Whatever that was.

You know you heard her voice a long with the accented woman's, but who was that third guy? He sounded like he was in charge of the others, whatever it was.

All you have is “Harley” and “Shark” to go on. Maybe there's someone around here who recognizes those names.

Of course, you could still try and go down there yourself, but maybe it would be best to save that for another time.

A: Head down to the radio station, see what's going on.

B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.

D: Go visit Control Freak and see what he's up to.

E: See if Blackfire is able to walk yet.

F: [Write In]

[One vote permitted]

>>1890582
>C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.

>>1890582
>C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.
It's about damn time

>>1890582
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1890582
B.

>>1890582
>C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.
now's as good a time as any
have we even had breakfast yet?

>>1890582
>B
He's been laying there for 3 threads already can we go check on the guy we tried to drag to the infirmary ourselves already?

>>1890582
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.
Then we can grab Blackfire and carry her around if she cant move yet.

>>1890582
>C

>>1890582
>B

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>>1890603
You ate something alright.

C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.
maybe get blackfire to go with us? shes a part of them now right? or am i wrong as hell

>>1890582
C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.
He guys, wanna go to the radio station and beat up some idiots and steal free concert tickets (assuming they'll have some there as usual radio station prizes)

>>1890582
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1890627
Lewd...I LOVE IT! Did she taste like honey barbeque sauce?

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>>1890665
What do you think Battery ate?

>>1890582
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1890588
>>1890589
>>1890598
>>1890601
>>1890603
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>>1890619
>>1890642
>>1890644
>>1890662
Third tie this thread!
I'll give 5 additional minutes to vote between
>C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1890699
>C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.

>>1890699
tie
>>1890694
broken

>>1890699
here >>1890694

>>1890699
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1890699
>>C: Find out where the HIVE Five hangs out and speak with them.
gosh fine, ill break the tie

>>1890677
The correct answer being
pick a thing

>>1890665
what else did you think they would use as a subsistute for lube?

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>>1890707
>>1890710
Technically a minute late.

>>1890721
Trick question it was both

>>1890699
>B

>>1890699
>B: Go see Red X in the infirmary.

>>1890725
.....fuck, now I'm hungry.

>>1890582
>C

It's time to introduce yourself to the HIVE Five's temporary substitute for Red X.

You check your communicator's map to see where they might be at this hour, and you locate an area called “5 Lounge.”

Seems self explanatory.

Wasting not time, you leave the unconscious Umi to lay in his cell as you make your way towards the location.

It's only a short walk as you make your way through the quiet halls, reaching the door in just a few minutes.

Even if you didn't have the map, you doubt you'd miss the large, hexagonal door with “H5' written on it.

The door slides open, and reveals the vast contents of the H5 Lounge.

The first thing you see is a large theatre area in the center of the room, holding the largest screen you've ever seen looming over couches and a hexagonal table. You can see the pink hair of Jinx above the back of the sofa as she watches the news.

To the right of that is a bar. Not just some kiddie bar with sodas and juices, but legitimate alcoholic beverages being mixed by a unique HIVE Drone. It seems like the bright-yellow stools in front of the counter are vacant.

Next you see an assortment of arcade games, ranging from light-gun shooters, to fighting games, and even skee-ball alleys. They also appear to be vacant, and the sounds coming from them are very enticing.

Finally you notice a work out area away from everything is in the vast room. It's like a more compact version of the school's gym, and you can the long-haired giant from Kotarou's class in the back lifting a giant set of weights.

A: Call for everyone's attention, then introduce yourself.

B: Head over to the couch and say hi to Jinx.

C: Go to the bard and get a drink. You need it.

D: Screw these guys, play some video games.

E: Meet the huge guy in the back, see how much he benches.

[One vote permitted]

>>1890880
>B: Head over to the couch and say hi to Jinx.

>>1890880
B: Head over to the couch and say hi to Jinx.

>>1890880
>E: Meet the huge guy in the back, see how much he benches.

>>1890880
>B

>>1890880
>E: