>>1866730
>Try to do something in the memory of the captain?
>Talk to Liz about buying British ship
We should buy British ships to help them pay off that debt and finally upgrade our navy

>>1866746
I like this idea

You decide to talk to Elizabeth about warships.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can get a good deal!

+3 for being somewhat seductive?
+2 for mentioning how great you've been?
+1 for exploiting her weakness to cute.

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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1866797
Gib warships

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>>1866799
Not with those rolls anon.

Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1866797
+3 for being somewhat seductive?
+2 for mentioning how great you've been?
+1 for exploiting her weakness to cute.

>Ren slowly wraps his tail around the hips of his Yian-Ti shifted lover
>He can't help but whisper at how delightful it is to be back in the public eye.
>But he can't help but coil his forked and flickered tongue around her ear lobe mentioning how poor little vietcong are having the audacity to halt his goals. And considering we're supporting Liz to take over Russia, we can't have a weak navy in the south, can we?

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>>1866815
I'm willing to give you a reroll if you can romanticize her being the Tzar of Russia and being your empress.

Rolled 18 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1866829
>And imagine it my sweet. As Russia ogles over you, taking you in as its Tzar, you could by my little double empress upon such sweet shores we've taken over.

Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1866797
Best time to ask is to bring her to us while we're sitting down.
Then we can pull her onto our lap.
We can rub our noses and use pet names.

We can slip in our request for ships amidst a few compliments and kind words as well.

18+11=29

You manage to butter up (so to speak) Elizabeth into giving you a few ships for free until the conflict in Vietnam is over, which includes the HMS Duke of York, a battleship, and a dozen destroyers and four submarines.

She also includes a plan for a large amount of ships in the Royal Navy in Indian for a mere... 80$ Million.

It's a deal, that's for sure... Though you could probably get something better...

Actions

>Push more. (Choose to either lean towards bargining, seducing, or simple charisma!)
>...This is perfect, thank Liz and take the free ships...
>...Put yourself into temporary debt to get control over the British Navy in India... (80$ Million in loans, but Liz will let you use a very powerful amount of ships whenever you want.)
>Write-in

>>1866865
>>...Put yourself into temporary debt to get control over the British Navy in India... (80$ Million in loans, but Liz will let you use a very powerful amount of ships whenever you want.)
I say this because we eliminate the need for a middle men in case of military emergency.

>>1866865
>...Put yourself into temporary debt to get control over the British Navy in India... (80$ Million in loans, but Liz will let you use a very powerful amount of ships whenever you want.)

You put yourself into temporary debt, and send your ships to Vietnam...

You also make sure to hold something in the memory of the captain...

What do?

>Attempt to search for him. Perhaps he can still be alive? (Cost: 20 Million, and he might not even be alive!)
>A normal state-funded funeral.
>An elegant state-funded funeral, worthy of a high ranking officer such as a general. (Cost: 1$ Million)
>A very prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a hero of Sweden. (Cost: 3$ Million)
>Hold an overwhelmingly prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a matyr! (Cost: 6$ Million)

The more money you spend on this, the more likely for a positive event.

>>1866899
>A normal state-funded funeral.

>>1866899
>>A very prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a hero of Sweden. (Cost: 3$ Million)
but don't make it a funeral. Make it a monument to the bravery of our soldiers.
>>1866899
>Attempt to search for him. Perhaps he can still be alive? (Cost: 20 Million, and he might not even be alive!)
If he's alive and the Vietcong catch him. It would cost us a lot more than 20 million.

>>1866899
>>A very prestigious state-funded funeral, worthy of a hero of Sweden. (Cost: 3$ Million)

>>1866914
Supporting

Rolled 66, 12 = 78 (2d100)

You half-heartily invest a few million (about 5) into finding the man, and hold a funeral for him that's fairly important.

Ignore my rolls.

You fail to find much, if anything of the admiral around the wrecks.

You note that your people have become more nationalistic and a bit more sacrificing.

With that done, you move onto the next week, when you get a request from Claw...

Oh, Claw.

Great.

You eventually find Claw, and he seems eager to be doing something "violent" or at least, plundering or destroying something since he's bored/active.

...Hm.

Actions.

>...Ignore his request.
>...Send him to Vietnam?
>Send him to help in the Spanish Civil War?
>Come up with something for him to do?
>Write-in

>>1866947
>...Send him to Vietnam?
Maybe he'll find the captain.

>>1866947
>...Send him to Vietnam?

You decide to send Claw to Vietnam.

What do you want him to specifically do?

>Deforest the jungle to drive the Vietcong out.
>Send Claw to terrify the shit out of civilians and Vietcong alike...
>Send Claw to find the captain. It could take a long time, and there's a damned good chance of failure.
>Write-in

>>1866961
>>Send Claw to find the captain. It could take a long time, and there's a damned good chance of failure.
I'm too invested.

>>1866961
>>Send Claw to terrify the shit out of civilians and Vietcong alike...

You send Claw to do a bit of finding captains and a bit of rampaging.

Lethal or non-lethal anons?

>Lethal rampaging.
>Non-lethal, family friendly rampaging.

>>1866979
>Lethal rampaging.

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

You send Claw to lethally rampage in Vietnam while finding the captain.

Ignore my roll.

You hear some rumors about slime-covered villages of Vietcong disappearing in the middle of the night, alongside the entire village itself, buildings and all...

Finally, the last important thing is that you hear your son Revenaris going on vacation to Greece, and has asked for a bit of money so he can "continue painting" and having a fun time.

Actions

>Send him what he wants. (7$ Million)
>Try to get Liz to do it... (Have Liz pay for it!)
>Don't send your son money. (He'll probably hold it against you and dislike it!)

>>1867016
>Send him what he wants. (7$ Million)

You send Revanaris 7 Million, and one more week goes by.

You hear that he's having a great time in Greece, and apparently is making friends among some of the politicians too, some of whom buy his work.

You eventually get sent back 14$ Milliion for helping Revenaris.

Also... Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Flames has calmed down over the past 3 weeks.

+2 for trying to find a way to get his mind off Chrysoula.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1867053

Rolled 19 (1d20)

2+5=7

Flames of course, continues to rant.

YOU KNOW, I BET SHE WAS FUCKING TWICE AS HOT AS ELIZABETH AND TWICE AS USEFUL, YOU FUCKING... Fucking... You fucking draconic twat!

...Flames, you don't even remember what she looks like.

She was hot! And probably could scratch my fucking neck! Do you not realize how nice that is? Besides, she's something to fucking think about! I bet she fucking had cute red hair or something.

...Maybe?

Yeah, probably... Do you think she'd li... Fuck, this isn't the point. Why the fuck did you go back in time to prevent me from getting a fucking girlfriend?

Because it turns out to be pain, I guess.

So? For fuck's sake, Solaire's more successful at getting women then I am, and he's a FUCKING CELIBATE KNIGHT.

Meanwhile, your just a fucking cuckold.

FUCK RIGHT OFF!

You don't get anywhere besides infuriating him more and more, hurting your economy.

Ignore my roll.

You manage to resist Flame's intrusions and attempts at sabotage, though your economy is still fucked.

What do you want to do?

>Try to rule your country more directly...
>See about going to Vietnam...
>Help Liz with the election more.
>Try to pay off the British debts.
>Visit the kobold's embassy.
>Focus on the Spanish Civil War.
>Adventure.
>Write-in

>>1867141
>>Focus on the Spanish Civil War.

>>1867141
>Focus on the Spanish Civil War.
While we're doing this, see if Liz can go do something about that Elven dominion base in Denmark.

You decide to do both.

You of course, are on the side of Franco, with Germany on your side too, along with England, while the king has America, Canada.

Brazil and China are neutral.

What do?

>Raid and pillage in your dragon form?
>Use one of your behemoths... (Claw or Pragius. Claw is good at sneaking, and Pragius is good at leading.)
>Try to get a diplomatic resolution.
>Try to get one of the neutrals on your side.
>Move troops into Francoist Spain. (Make escalate the conflict severely!)
>Send volunteers to Francoist Spain.
>Send resources/equipment to Francoist Spain.
>Write-in

>>1867198
>>Raid and pillage in your dragon form?

>>1867198
>Send volunteers to Francoist Spain.
>Send resources/equipment to Francoist Spain.
It'll just be like ol times.

>>1867198
>Send volunteers to Francoist Spain.
>Send resources/equipment to Francoist Spain.

You decide to send volunteers to Spain and supplies...

Roll me a 1d20 for quality of volunteers.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1867234

You get a few bands of human volunteers to join up, about 800 men in total, alongside 30 werewolves, 4 elves, and 1 minotaur.

You begin to send supplies to Francoist Spain...

You make about 30$ Million a month.

How much anons?

>Low (5$ Million in upkeep. per month.)
>Medium (10$ Million in Upkeep per month.)
>High (15$ Million in Upkeep per month)

>>1867258
>Medium (10$ Million in Upkeep per month.)

>>1867258
>>Low (5$ Million in upkeep. per month.)
We can't be spending too much. We've been making big spends. We can't quite afford to pick off the top of our income.

>>1867391
Supporting

>>1867391

Man makes a fair point.

You send a low amount of supplies to the Spanish.

Your wife also pitches in a fair amount of supplies, in an effort to also create jobs and also to show solidarity with you, and when you get home the rest of the week is spent with your family and kids and basically trying to be a good father...

You know, it's nice that we don't have any other wives or are cheating on Elizabeth or anything like that. No dates every fifteen minutes... Not having to explain to our kids why they have three moms...

...What do you mean?

What, you don't remember being married and the hell that caused?

...I mean, who would we even be married to?

...Frankizka?

...Frankizka? Wait, are you actually showing interest in someone?

You can't help but laugh.

...Did you have a dream or something? Why would I be married to her? I mean, she's cute and shy and all, but I mean, that's a fucking vampire... Plus, I remember thinking it was a terrible idea.

...I mean, well... Yeah, we were married to her. It wasn't too bad, it was kind of nice actually, if you could look past the whole cheating on Liz thing and how they fought a lot... Then you got Flame's wife who was a minotaur... Chrysoula, was it, who was overly emotional and gentle?

...A minotaur?

You can't help but break down laughing, and even Flames loses his frustration and can't help but laugh.

...What, do you not remember any of this?

You and Flames begin to make fun of Solaire for being into necrophilia and bestiality for a little bit, and it helps reduce frustration, at the cost of pissing off Solaire a bit.

For fuck's sake, I don't even... You know, when I first met you fucks I actually had an accent, and now look, I talk like you. Why the hell am I doing that? Also, can you fucking not?

Eventually, time passes as you make fun of him for having a crush on Frankizka and minotaurs.

The next day rolls around, and you get up and ready to go...

Eventually after getting ready for your day, you notice Liz's left something out on an end table... A magazine with bookmarks in it.

...Home Improvement Lately?

...After a quick paging through it, you eventually find that Liz seems to be looking at some home improvement, such as "a better bedroom" and 'a less boring living room'...

Hey, Solaire? Would you like the one in all pink for your special minotaur girlfriend? Or purple?

...Stop.

Flames gives some evil laughter as he continues his torment of Solaire.

Great.

Beyond all that, you have a list of reports to deal with, such as petitions, statistics, and more fucking boring work.

Yay.

That's of course, when you start thumbing through some documents and try to figure out the taxes and other shit going on...

You also thumb through salaries and other things to government employees...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.
+2 for making fun of Solaire

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1867504

>"Hey Solaire, better adjust your standards, man. There's no way Frankizka would ever have anything to do with you. She's got a body, and a job, and you...don't. Although, I shouldn't be surprised, Mr. White Knight has a forbidden fetish. I bet you'd like her more if she was also a minotaur, right?"

>>1867509
15+6=21

As amusing as a vampire minotaur vegetarian sounds, I'm not interested.

Sure you aren't.

You notice while going through the salaries a bit of a noticable trend. Some government employee expenses have been far above what they've been saving and earning, and in a few cases, nearly three times their annual salary in a few transactions... Some of the most important transgressors is the mayor of Stockholm, and the mayor of Gothenberg...

Hm.

Actions

>Have Frankizka investigate.
>Investigate this abnormality.
>Ignore it... You don't need to flip the civil service on it's head.
>Write-in

>>1867518

>Have Frankizka investigate.

Embezzling is not ok.

You of course have Frankizka on the scene... She does however, ask you to stay so both of you can look it over just in case the other one misses something.

(Frankizka will do a hidden roll for finding out more about this.)

+3 for continuing to make fun of Solaire...
+2 for thinking how great, nice, and attractive Liz is.

>>1867535


>"Hey Solaire, hey Solaire, it's not very gentlemanly or chivalrous to be thinking about a lady's breasts, a beast's breasts, or an undead's breasts. Besides, what if her order made her take an oath of chastity? Wouldn't you feel terrible if you lead to her breaking that oath? Better stick with the beasts instead. Oh, oh, I know, I know! What do you like better, Solaire, fur or scales? There's only one right answer, by the way."
>"God, why couldn't you have gone for one of Liz's heads instead of my spymaster? I mean, she's got three heads, I've got three heads, she leads an empire, I lead an empire, she's just the cutest shade of green, and is kind, and loving, and always there when I need her...she's way better than anything else you've shown interest in, Solaire. Seriously, man, we need to work on your taste."

Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1867535

17+13=27
(+3 from good write ins)

15+6=21

F-f-for fuck's sake, I'm not.. Shit, goddamn it... I'm not going to even respond to this.

Fur, huh?

Fuck right off. Flame's the fucking furfag, not me.

...Really? Thinking of minotaur boobs? Seems a bit weighted towards you being the furfag.

Solaire seems to be getting very annoyed.

You and Frankizka delve deep into the logbooks and salaries, and eventually find a few choice lists of personal donations... Donations from corporations, individuals...

Shady individuals, giving nearly a million to one mayor...

Hm. You got something, that's for sure.

However, still, there's a large sum of money unchecked for...

Frankizka however, chalks it up to embezzlement on projects...

...Hm.

The last thing is that a small handful of important mayors has an absolutely huge wallet, with most of their money coming from "offshores" in disturbing amounts.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to finish up the investigation.

+2 for making fun of Solaire's "tastes".
+2 for continuing to list why Elizabeth is far superior and attractive, not to mention cute...
+2 if you can get very angry at this "embezzlement" of YOUR money...

Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1867559

>"Seriously though man, fur? Over scales? I can't believe I'm hearing this, from my own head! I mean, if you HAVE to go for one of the beastly races, at least go for some scales, like a proper dragon. Have some dragon-pride, damn it."
>"Besides, Liz is way, way better than some undead, furry or scaly wet dream you'd come up with, Solaire. She's done an excellent job at raising our kids, and she's got this air of majesty about her when she moves that just grabs your attention, and she worries about the cutest little things, because she's got the other worries, like her economy, handled, so she sweats small stuff instead, and it's just so freaking adorable."
>"Ugh, fucking embezzlers...that's MY money, damn it, and I need it! For...things. Dragon things. Every penny they steal to line their own pockets, and private yachts, and even bigger private yachts with a pool to hold their other private yacht in, means one less penny to take money baths in! Or stuff my pillow with! Or use to tease Liz about how my empire's economy is doing so much better than hers! THIS SHALL NOT STAND!"

>>1867577
Allowing samefagging if Ren can of course, continue on about how adorable Liz can be, and how she's so... Well, exotic! And human, and attractive! Not to mention the accent.

Rolled 6 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1867581

>"I mean, look at it. She clearly trusts me enough to have her back on the major issues, that she's free to worry her head off over inconsequential things that don't and never will matter in the long run. It's cute and wonderful that she holds that much faith in me. And she's even got this cute little high-society accent, and she's got such a tempered, human outlook on life, it's refreshing. And out of all the things in my treasure hoard, all my gold, all my gems, all my mounds and mounds of paper money, she's what I value the most in it."

Rolled 13 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1867584

>"I mean, women who will deal with the kind of shit I put her through don't exactly grow on trees. So when you find one, you grab onto them, and never let go, because chances are slim you'll ever find another one, and I enjoy the companionship she brings to me."
Ren's eyes flick up towards Frankizka.
"You never heard any of this, right?"

13+11=24

You of course, go a bit on a tirade about Elizabeth, and the cute little things about her you love so much, and end up slightly revealing yourself as a bit of a soft person towards her. You of course tell Frankizka to have never heard of whatever you've said...

...You do find that the larger bank accounts with more money seem to have a monthly deposit., and an arbitrary "reward" deposit once in a while.

...You of course begin to set into action removing these embezzlers and other unpleasant things...

Who do you want to do this?

>Renexizious. (...Expect nommings of public officials.)
>Elizabeth. (Expect her to be very, very pissed off, to the point nomming is a slim possibility.)
>Frankizka (Can keep cool, and can certainly o it quietly.)
>Write-in

>>1867591

Renexizious. (...Expect nommings of public officials.)

Time to go make Khorne's day.

You of course, decide to make a few "examples" out of some unruly politicians.

You do have a bit of a long list.

Where do you start?

>The mayors first, of course. Take the big fish out first...
>The city councilmen... Less important, but still important, if that makes sense.
>School board Representatives. Very unimportant, but who'll notice a few missing corrupt Representatives?
>...Don't nom them, just scare them. A lot.
>Write-in

>>1867594

>The mayors first, of course. Take the big fish out first...

Gotta make those first examples count. Besides, sounds like the mayors have enough cash to flee the country if they hear what we're up to, so we should get them out of the way first.

You of course, cut corruption in the "upper strata".

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how effective "taking care" of the corruption problem is.

+3 for coming up with a way to sneakily draw out the mayors for nomming and of course, to serve as an example to any would-be politicans.
+2 for also of course enjoy your status of having life and death over your mortal servants and have a bit of ego boosting.
+2 for more positive thoughts about Liz as you go about the place, taking out the trash...

Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1867600

>For the first one, a good, old fashioned smash-n-grab in the dead of night at his estate, before taking to the skies to tell him of his folly. For the second one, a letter requesting a midnight rendezvous from the mayor's favorite mistress at a secluded location in the city park, only to have Ren grab him while flying by and dragging him up into the clouds.

>After grabbing each mayor, immediately fly up high into the air, with them in your claws. "So, before we get down to business, let me tell you where you fucked up. No, no, no screaming, no one can hear you up here, we're quite alone. You fucked up when you thought you could get away with stealing from me. You serve the people who elected you, yes, but first and foremost, you serve me. And I don't particularly like it when my servants are taking my hard-earned gold, and embezzling it for themselves. The money you stole was for the greater good of the people you governed. Not for yourself. Nor should you have been enriching yourself through bribes. You are, well, soon to be WERE, a public servant. The public is not a handful of special interests groups who will line your pockets if you agree to look the other way. Now that you have learned your lesson, it's time for my favorite part. The nomming part." Nom!

>"I think that Liz would be pleased to see me taking a stronger front in stamping out corruption in my ranks. After all, she DID practically vacuum up her House of Nobles when they got too uppity. Ah, I can't wait to see her again once I'm done tidying up. Maybe she's got some ideas on how these vacant mayorships should be filled. Or an idea who half these bribery deposits are from."

Critical Success

You accidently get a bit "overzealous" as you clean house, but you don't think it's caused any harm besides most of the politicans being... Well, you know, dead. And eaten. Along with the police chiefs that were corrupt. And a few nosy journalists you just didn't like...

...You erh... Yeah, you aren't mentioning that part to Liz, as you come home with a huge amount of paperwork to sort through, and you head to bed and lay down, putting the work over your bed as you sort them out.

After a bit, Liz knocks on your door.

"...Ren, are you hungry?"

"No, no. I already ate."

"...You went out again?"

"You could say that."

She sighs a bit knowingly.

"...You know, I don't get what's with you and eating people..."

"...Well, it's a dragon thing, dear."

"...A dragon thing. Right. Can you at least eat a few mints so you don't smell like death?"

"...Come on, it's fine."

She gives you a very, very acknowledging look.

"...It's a new house rule. After you eaten someone, you eat a mint, alright?"

"...It's not that bad..."

"Please?"

"...They're not even buttered."

"Ren, layering them in butter would defeat the whole purpose... I think. It's not even that much."

"...Fine, I guess."

You chew down on some mints, and after a hour, Liz comes back quite tired from cooking for the kids, and crawls in next to you in her yuan-ti form.

"...So, need help?"

"I think I got it."

"...You sure?"

She wraps her tail around you...

"...Come on, I won't be able to cuddle tonight... Work."

"...Well, how about I work with you so it goes faster, hm?"

You shrug, and the two of you begin a "mini-date" so to speak, organizing all these fucking papers to go throughl

Roll.

1d20+6

+3 for being somewhat lustful, and generally tell Elizabeth how adorable, cute, and precious she is...
+2 for also self-justifying the whole "eating politicans" thing...
+1 for complaining about having to fucking eat mints. They're useless...
+1 for also appreciating or disliking the fact your wife dislikes nomming people... But at least doesn't preach to you about it.

Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1867617

>Drape her over our shoulders, like a snek-scarf. "Have I told you lately about how much I love that you help me with all these little odds and ends kind of crap instead of smugly leaving me to wallow in it alone?" Ren gives her a kiss. "And that you've got the cutest little button nose, in all your forms, somehow? Seriously, it's adorable, and I don't know how you do it."
>"Now, before you get all mad, I kept things to a standard for dinner tonight. Only the corrupt ones who were embezzling funds, accepting bribes, trying to turn a profit on the citizen's suffering, you know. General badness. Sweeping a few floors clean, it's no big deal."
>"But I really wish you didn't make me eat those mints afterwards. Unlike the people, they just get stuck in my teeth, and if I don't floss them out, I get cavities. And my breath still smells wintery-fresh, not because of the mints, but because I'm a white dragon. You don't want me to get cavities, do you?"
>"But, even though I know you disapprove, I do really appreciate that you're not trying to be all 'holier than thou' and preachy about the way I like to handle these issues. Thanks, Liz."

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1867617

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1867617

16+13=29

You end up talking for a while in bed, and lamenting you need to use mints.

"...Just have a slave floss your teeth, Ren. Besides, shouldn't you be doing that already?"

"Come on, I'm fine as it is."

"Only because you tend to dissolve people..."

You sigh.

"...I'll eat the damned mints, alright?"

"Thank you."

She gives you a kiss, and both of you turn back to work.

It's not until you notice that apparently a few of the bribes seem to be coming from "strange figures with foreign accents."

...It's vague as fuck, but now you at least know someone's purposely trying to cause corruption to achieve their goals...

Of course, you and Liz manages to sort and organize the documents enough and get a general idea of what the bribes are... Apparently likely from left-winging groups too, judging from "overlooking" protestors, to pushing "city law"... At least, once you and Liz start looking over recent city laws...

...There's a very, very good question on where all this money is coming from... And judging from how they're hidden and in remote locations throughout the log books, you have a feeling of doubt you'll find any names or anything right now...

...Though Elizabeth does find an interesting word... "Antifascists" seem to be scrawled in some personal notes, but doesn't amount up to much...

"...Fucking anti-fascists..."

"...I know, they're such a pain... I erm... Although I mean, it's wrong to be a fascist, but this is just downright annoying..."

"Yeah."

"...Ren? Why exactly do you consider yourself to be a fascist anyways?" She seems a bit concerned, but also a bit shocked...

...You go a bit pale. Fuck.

She read your mind. Great.

What do?

>...Try to redpill Elizabeth on this...
>...Try to change the subject.
>...Just uh, say that you just love unlimited power?
>Try to make a joke?
>Write-in

>>1867773
>...Try to redpill Elizabeth on this...

>>1867773
>...Just uh, say that you just love unlimited power?

>>1867773
>...Try to redpill Elizabeth on this...

You decide to redpill Elizabeth.

How do you want to do it?

>Try to seduce her into accepting it, at least for now. (Slow but safe.)
>...See about arguing with her over this...
>...Maybe look into jumping straight into talking about how fascists didn't really do anything wrong.
>...Jump all the way to how Hitler was a hero. (Extremely, ultra hard, but the fastest.)
>Write-in

>>1867784
>Try to seduce her into accepting it, at least for now. (Slow but safe.)

>>1867817
dis

Phoneposting anon.

Roll me a 1d20+4.

+3 for lustful behavior towards Liz.
+2 if you can mention how even if you have some fascist tendencies, your still a good dragon husband...
+2 for alluring her with the unlimited power fascism gives...

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1868506
Slowly bring Liz in our grip, such as holding her on our lap and as if we were going to initiate sex.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1868506

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1868506
>Ren makes a large step between Liz's "legs" which pushes his large frame forward
>He's normally quite loving, but this time he's making her feel as small as he possibly can
>"Just take a moment to let it sink all in. The power that I hold at my tips. Whenever I take a nap. I sleep in all of Sweden. Whenever I breath it's air, I breath in all of Sweden. Here, I am supreme. And by that look at how [b]My Country[/b] thrives!"
>while Liz might be intimidated by this, he still makes his approach as she'd move backwards, her mind terrified, but not rejecting the idea
>"Look at what we've made with a little bit of effort. Facism spurs your people, and make you loved. I've seen how you enjoy the attention of the commonwealth. I know you love that look. It's what has given you Russia on a platelet! No bad idea or thought can corrupt like communism can, because we're ever lasting."
>Ren's movements has made Liz fall onto the bed
>If they already were on the bed, then he's been crawling over her
>"So why not let me show you what utter sovereignty that brings?"
>Cut to things that shouldn't be said IT

Roll me a 1d20+10 for fascist tumbling, I suppose.

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1869417
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=edPn7MtawLs

Rolled 1 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1869417
Say and eventually yell out "Heil" as things climax.

Critical Failure

Barbaric?

>Yes.
>No.

>>1869454
Of course.

>>1869454
Do it

You decide to do barbaric.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 for missing the more thicc Elizabeth.

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1869576
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NEgwxGWgiIg

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1869586

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1869653

12

You manage to tumble Elizabeth well enough, and eventually the next day comes around...

...Roll me a 1d100 by the way.

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1869678
>1869678
Oh no, I can't be a daddy

16

The two of you wake up the in the morning.

Elizabeth seems to not really remember the previous night, and seems exhausted.

Roll me a final 1d20+4 by the way. This is to see if any of your redpilling stuck.

+2 for maybe being nice after such a heavy tumble session towards Liz...
+2 for worrying about having more fucking kids...
+2 for maybe trying to find a sweet way to hint that fascism isn't too wrong?

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1869871
>Liz may not remember last night events, but the three minds that lay next to her certainly do
>"Now my sweet? Do you see what Facism can do? Now imagine what will happen when Russia and Sweden ogles at our heels."
>he looks at her with a half smile
>"Though at this rate we may bear more children.....but perhaps that is what God intended after all. To be fruitful. Long life to us and facism. Or so you said many times during our...."

Allowing a samefag for a bit more worry and trying to do something nice for the morning.

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1869953

Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1869966

Critical Success.

Choose one.

>...Get one of Liz's heads to be alright with fascism. (Specify either Estellise or Gwynevere)
>...Have Liz "ignore" your fascist policies...
>...Have an easier time convincing Liz of fascist policies that are pro-monarchist...
>Write-in

>>1869986
>>...Have an easier time convincing Liz of fascist policies that are pro-monarchist...
I think is the most synergy.

>>1869986
>...Have an easier time convincing Liz of fascist policies that are pro-monarchist...

You think Elizabeth has largely listened to what you said, even being a bit softer towards fascism..

Elizabeth leans a bit more towards fascism...

Elizabeth of course, still seems to be somewhat sore from the rough tumbling, so you get up...

...Right, you still have to appoint some mayors and all that...

Actions

>...Leave it to the citizens to vote and decide. (Normal Swedish way... Anything else causes unrest.)
>...Well, limit the polls a bit. No need for some "wrongthink" parties to get in. (Restricted polls to loyalists.)
>...Appoint a mayor yourself... (Choose.)

>>1870051
>>...Leave it to the citizens to vote and decide. (Normal Swedish way... Anything else causes unrest.)
I think it's good to let the commonwealth run itself. Else it becomes helicopter parenting.

Rolled 55, 35, 4, 62 = 156 (4d100)

You leave it be.

Ignore my rolls.

Gothenberg's new mayor is a human Christian Democrat, and is primarily centrist.

Stockholm's mayor is a human Swedish Patriot, and is right wing, and has promised the status quo.

Hansodr's new mayor (who technically reports to Claw) is apparently a fascist lycanthrope, who's promised a "segregated" society. There's some rumors that he is easily angered by elves and orcs, and has promised a "solution" to Elven and orcish slums taking up jobs for lycanthropes.

Malmo's new mayor is a human social democrat, who's promised a "democratized" society.

Do you want to force a "revote"?

Actions

>Do it for a city. (...Hurts your popularity, but will result in a different party winning there. Specify which city.)
>...Do nothing.

>>1870115
>>...Do nothing.
For now.

>>1870115
>Do nothing

Rolled 26, 36, 21, 96 = 179 (4d100)

You keep the mayors.

Some more politicians come into office too, albeit minor.

Ignore my rolling.

Gothenburg's political council consists of the Swedish Nationalists, alongside some fringe human supremacists, with a limited amount of non-human council members. The primary goal of the Gothenberg council is to "limit human flight" and to favor humans in the city, via planned segregation and public reform, but are opposed by the mayor.

Stockholm has a very similar party, albeit less supremacist and more nationalist.

Hansodr is primarily ruled by far-right lycanthrope supremacists, although opposed by the Human Worker Alliance and M.I.N.O (Minotaur Immigration National Organization), and have a very similar idea/concept to their mayor, albeit not as extreme as their mayor.

Malmo's council is erh... Well, members of the Communist-Marxist League and the Antifascist Alliance, alongside the Elven Marxist Movement, and even have the support of newly emerging anarchist groups, who wish to "restore power to the people" and introduce Marxist ways of thinking. The scary thing is, is that they seem to be shockingly popular among the youth, which has seemingly won them the elections. The mayor however, has been firmly against them.

What do?

>...Call for a revote for a city.
>...Set up a bit of a "taking out the trash" for one council.
>Do nothing.
>Write-in

>>1870170
>>...Call for a revote for a city.
Nah, Malmo's gotta go.

Rolled 84 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

Reroll.

All that ends up happening is having the council almost entirely extreme left wing, even after you ban the communists. Instead, you get hardcore socialists and anti-fascists.

Their stated purpose is to increase socialism, bring doctors and higher class jobs, and also to bring equality in gender and race.

Actions

>...Take out the trash.
>Do nothing.
>Propaganda. Now.
>Try to study why they're being elected?
>Write-in

>>1870747
>Try to study why they're being elected?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

You attempt to study why they're being elected...

Ignore my roll.

All you manage to find out after sending some informants is that apparently the townsfolks there are pissed off towards the government for nomming their elected officials, along with desiring isolation and no more expansion in conflict.

...Interestingly enough, it seems that Malmo's population is primarily female, due to the draft, and is starting to fall on hard economic problems due to a lack of workers, and with most of the women unable to find a job to support themselves, seem to be trying to turn to socialism to stay alive.

A few other towns are also suffering from a similar problem as well.

Actions

>...Try to find a way to allow female workers? It could very well help the economy and your wallet... (Will piss the traditionalists off, along with most of the right-wing.)
>...Attempt to introduce a pension to unemployed so you won't have to deal with the socialists... (Entifces unemployement, and hurts your wallet quite a bit, reducing your economy from 30$ million per month to about 15$ Million.)
>...Round up a town and make an example out of them for falling prey to socialist ideas.
>...Round up a town and force them to elect someone who's not a socialist.
>...Cut back on your conscription policies.
>...Don't do a thing.

>>1870783
>...Cut back on your conscription policies.
At least for the rest Iron of Malmo

You begin to cut back on conscription policies.

...After this, you apparently get another report from Vietnam.

Apparently, your forces are nearly at the capital, having arrived at Nam Dinh, and are requesting orders for what to do. There's a suspicious lack of Vietcong or North Vietnamese soldiers.

Actions

>...Secure the outlying region first...
>Push to the capital!
>Order a naval bombardment of the capital.
>Write-in

>>1870809
>Push to the capital!

You begin to push to the capital.

Roll me a 1d20 please.

>>1870809
>...Secure the outlying region first...

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1870870

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1870870

You send your forces straight towards the capital...

Maybe we should secure the outlying regions first, we shouldn't let ourselves be encircl-

You laugh loudly at Solaire.

Why the hell would I listen to a furfaggot like you?

You hear a sigh of apathy from Solaire, and he leaves you be.

Of course, it'll take a while for any reports to get back...

Do you want to send anyone to help in the push for the capital?

>Claw.
>Elizabeth
>Go yourself. (You'll take damage over time from being in Vietnam!)
>It's fine... Leave it be.
>Write-in

>>1870892
Send in Claw.

>>1870892
>Claw.

You send Claw...

Do you particularly want to be any of the behemoths while attacking?

>No.
>Be Pragius. (Melee Tank with limited divine powers, and tends to DEUS VULT a bit.)
>Be Claw (Stealthy Melee with extreme non-lethal capabilities and increased strength the more he defeats enemies and absorbs them.)

>>1870921
Pragius

Pragius it is.

You are now PRAGIUS, the giant lion crusader of God!

Who's of course, currently paired up with a filthy slime wolf...

Ahead of you, lies the enemy capital, and you've been charged by your liege to take it over at all costs...

However, as soon as you begin your march, you've already come across a problem. Your scouts report a large airfield right by the city which has plenty of jets, which seem to all be preparing to take off...

You'll need to fight off the air support somehow...

Actions

>...Assign Claw to handle anti-air. (All he can really do is throw large gobs of gelatin at them.)
>You'll handle it yourself. (Start throwing divine spears and hope you can hit them!)
>Entrust your men to be able to shoot them down. (They have very old anti-air.)
>Seek to flank and assault the airfield first. It's likely to be heavily guarded, however...
>Write-in

>>1870963
>Seek to flank and assault the airfield first. It's likely to be heavily guarded, however...

You decide to take out the airfield first.

Who to send?

>Pragius. (He's a large target, and easily seen.)
>Claw. (Smaller, more compact, and extremely flexible.)
>Send in some of your men to assault it.
>Write-in

>>1870972
>Claw. (Smaller, more compact, and extremely flexible.)

Claw begins his stealthy insertion as you wait around for him.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how effective Claw is.

+1 if Claw can think enviously of Pragius, and Pragius thinks enviously of Claw.

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1870985

Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1870985

Allowing a samefag if anons can do the bonus.

Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1870985
rolling because someone told me to.

10+5=15

Claw seemed to have slightly damaged the airfield, but has come back quite injured. It seems that a Vietcong officer attempted to "fire a howitzer shell" directly into Claw as he was trying to nom them, which did quite an injury to him.

...Said officer seemed to have survived too, damn.

Claw will be disabled for the next three actions while he heals.

Meanwhile, air forces have been seen flying inbound to harass your men and supplies...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well you can defend against aircraft.

+2 for ideas on how to reduce damage, or use Pragius to defeat the jets.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1871152
>+2
>Have Claw gel himself under rubble to defend himself

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1871152

Allowing a samefag.

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1871184
>Pragius

11+3=14

You manage to defend against the aircraft poorly, as you hear scattered reports that some of your supplies and men have been hit...

You, Claw, and the rest of the army make the approach into the city, seeing the first of the barricades...

You have about 20 infantry divisions ready, alongside 4 tank divisions, and naval bombardment support.

What do you want to do?

>Send in an armored tank division into the city.
>Send in a behemoth. (Claw is very injured, but can heal with absorption. Pragius is fine, however.)
>Send in an infantry division.
>Call for a naval bombardment.
>Write-in

>>1871220
>>Call for a naval bombardment.
Send everything in the way back to god.

>>1871220
>Call for a naval bombardment.

What ammunition anons?

>High Explosive
>Incendiary
>Chemical (War Crime!)
>Smoke
>Write-in

>>1871302
>>Incendiary
>>Chemical (War Crime!)

>>1871302
>Chemical (War Crime!)
Only chemical please. This oughta do the job. It's cheaper.

>>1871302
>>Incendiary

>>1871326
changing to this.

Rolled 3 (1d100)

Incendiary it is.

Roll me a 1d100 for how effective the bombardment is.

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1871359

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1871359

The naval bombardment goes poorly, hitting little more then jungle and the occassional house. Most of the shells seem to have failed to detonate or have simply caused small fires.

However, you get word that a shell managed to hit their arsenal, causing a large fireball to explode, meaning the North Vietnamese will likely be poorly armed.

Another air strike however, hits your men, killing a few...

Do you want to continue the bombardment, or go in?

The city is slightly damaged.

Actions

>...Continue the bombardment.
>Change ammunition.
>Order an assault.
>Write-in

>>1871387
>>Order an assault
Full on blitz. Behemoth. Divisions. hit them like a hurricane.

>>1871387
>>...Continue the bombardment.

>>1871387
>>Order an assault.

Rolled 78 + 25 (1d100 + 25)

You decide to order an assault.

You order both infantry, behemoth, and armored to assault...

Roll me a 1d100 anons.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1871409

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1871409

Rolled 43 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

Your men charge into the city, while air support strafes them out in the open...

A few Vietcong snipers take shots at them while they rush across the open field, until they come to a trench line...

...You lose a few more men, as the trenches seem to have had spikes, killing and injuring a few.

Eventually, some Vietcong artillery begins to strike your men as they run across...

Finally, some North Vietamese soldiers open fire once your men think they've reached the safety of the town.

You wouldn't doubt that the Vietcong and NVA have turned the outskirts into a killing field just for your men, as you've already lost a division and a half, but luckily your tank support manages to hit the snipers and NVA from afar, helping your infantry.

Meanwhile, Claw tries to slip across the battlefield, and acts like a mobile shield for your men, absorbing bullets for them, quite literally. You however, decide to lay down some "strategic support" via tossing astral javelins from afar, which proves effective in skewering snipers and machinegunners.

Eventually the charge manages to overcome the NVA, and you move into the outskirts of the streets...

Roll me another 1d100+10 for continuing your momentum!

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1871435

Rolled 54 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1871435

Rolled 64, 37 = 101 (2d100)

You continue your assault, but the Vietcong in their retreat lay down mines, forcing you to take your time while under heavy sniper fire... The air strafing is however, much less common, as the buildings give your men some cover.

However, your tanks are constricted by the urban enviroment, and the mines force them to stay back...

There's some reports of some civilians taking up arms and ambushing isolated squads of men, and a few suicide bombers damaging and destroying the occasional tank.

Many of the houses are occupied by Vietcong or NVA, forcing your men to use CQB. However, your firearms seem great at it.

Ignore my rolls.

Claw manages to slip around the Vietcong defenders and manages to absorb some of their back line defenses, meaning they'll be weakened in your next assault.

You manage to barely inspire your men to continue their charge, slightly increasing their morale. You also manage to skewer a jet with a javelin, surprisingly enough.

However, your assault's momentum slows down as the Vietcong use the civilians as shields, along with putting your forces in disarray as civilians run all over in panic, some injured from the fighting and some others trying to escape, forcing your men to take it slow... If you want to continue getting bonuses from momentum, you'll need to act.

You've lost two divisions.

Actions

>Attempt to help the civilians to safety. (Slows your momentum down and increases chances of civilians ambushing your men, but increases international opinion.)
>...Continue as you are. (No momentum bonus, but no war crimes.)
>Order your men to shoot first, and ask questions later. (War Crime, but gives you momentum!)
>Order your men to shoot any and all civilians ! (Major War Crime, but means the Vietcong will have a harder time using civilians against you, and keeps your momentum going!)

>>1871498
>Order your men to shoot first, and ask questions later. (War Crime, but gives you momentum!)

>>1871498
>>Attempt to help the civilians to safety. (Slows your momentum down and increases chances of civilians ambushing your men, but increases international opinion.)
I want to show the world we can do it, just because I know they think they we can't.

Moments like this separates victories from legends.

I'll be rolling in 10 minutes, and your momentum will take an extra penalty if you can't decide by then.

>>1871498
>>...Continue as you are. (No momentum bonus, but no war crimes.)

Rolled 3 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Shoot First.
2=Help.
3=Continue as you are.

...You get wracked by a bit of temporary thought. Should you actually just ignore them? There's a chance they could be Vietcong, but they're civilians...

After a bit, you decide to just ignore them... Though a bit of damage has already been done, as your men have been awaiting orders for a bit long.

Roll me a 1d100-10 to see if you can push the Vietcong back.

+10 for ideas for how Pragius and Claw can help.

Rolled 39 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1871638

Rolled 30 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1871638

Rolled 63, 88, 36 = 187 (3d100)

39-10

Ignore my roll.

Claw continues what he's doing behind enemy lines, this time however, finding an arsenal and absorbing it, building and all.
The Vietcong and NVA have less equipment.

You manage to tactically maneuver your men through the streets to flank the Vietcong, and unleash a devestating surprise attack on their command HQ...

Your men however, are bogged down and are progressing slowly through the Vietcong defenses, who find themselves lacking ammo and supplies thanks to Claw's shenanigans...

Roll me one more 1d100+30 to see if you can push while they're low on ammo and supplies!

Rolled 33 - 30 (1d100 - 30)

>>1871716

Rolled 2, 5 = 7 (2d100)

30+30=60

Ignore my roll.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

Claw has the unfortunate mistake of encountering the officer that "splatted" him earlier with a howitzer shell to the body.

As Claw sneaks up behind the officer, and hangs menacingly above him, a drip of acidic slime hits the officer's cap, tipping it slightly.

The officer looks up to notice Claw.

Claw proceeds to bite down at the unfortunate offier... Who manages to jump to the side, and throws a grenade into Claw.

Claw whines worriedly.

Pragius sees an absolutely huge fireball where Claw was, and it rains molten gelatin.

Which promptly get in Pragius's eyes, causing him to try and pull it off his eyes, and he stumbles around, stepping on some allied infantry until he falls on a tank division crushing them.

He gets up only for a jet to promptly strafe him, and a few rockets hit him in the chest, injuring him quite a bit.

Your men's morale has plummeted!

Ignore my roll.

The Vietcong forces capitalize on your disorganized forces, and strike from behind with some of the forces in the region you forget to clean out...

You lose four division and two tank divisions in the chaos.

Your men's morale is low enough that some are beginning to flee or even surrender!

You are surrounded on all sides!

You have 2 tank divisions, and 14 infantry divisions.

What do?

>Try to surrender!
>Call in a naval bombardment!
>Try to defend where you are!
>Attack your way out of the city!
>Attack your way deeper into the city!
>Call for reinforcements!
>Write-in

>>1871797
>Call in a naval bombardment!
Should've just done this from the get go tactical daggers.

>>1871797
>Call in a naval bombardment!
C-claw can't die

You of course, call in a naval bombardment.

What ammo?

>Incendiary.
>High Explosive
>Smoke
>Chemical
>Write-in

>>1871830
High explosive

High Explosive it is.

Roll me a 1d100.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1871906

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1871906

Rolled 68, 65 = 133 (2d100)

54

Ignore my roll.

Naval Bombardment rains all around you, hitting both you and the Vietcong.

You lose two army divisions in the fighting, and you manage to stomp across enemy lines, and scare some of the Vietcong off, reducing the pressure on you and your men.

Your men however are forced to fall back through the streets, some men getting isolated and ending up left behind, and one tank division is unable to escape the chaos.

Roll me a 1d100-20 to see if you can fight your way through the streets!

+10 for trying to inspire your men.

Rolled 4 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1871923
"There have been worse situations that we've had to fight out of, hell, even the damn Americans managed to fight out of an enemy area in a war! If they can do it, so can you!"

Rolled 84 - 20 (1d100 - 20)

>>1871923

Rolled 31 (1d100)

Ignore my roll.

Pragius attempts to inspire his men by talking about how Americans could fight out of something like this...

However, the Vietcong forces manage to overwhelm Pragius, isolating him from his men who are beginning to flee out of the city or surrender... However, Pragius's astral armor and weapons are greatly assisting him.

Roll me a 1d100 to see if Pragius can fight his way out!

+20 for generally cool ideas on how to attack or fight off the Vietcong.
+10 for taunting the Vietcong.

Rolled 60 + 30 (1d100 + 30)

>>1871951
"I'll kill you all! Deus Vult!"
Because God is all we have left.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1871951
you're a fucking cunt whose mum was a whore

>>1871951
"These cur wallowing in the mud can't stain a righteous warrior such as myself. Now go back to your holes! I will not fail."
Start slamming them down with javelins to coral them into one area and smack em away

60+30=90

You manage to force the Vietcong a back as you rally back up to your men, who are in full retreat...

You have 9 infantry divisions, and 1 armor division.

What do?

>Retreat with them!
>Try to rally them back!

>>1872080
>Try to rally them back!

>>1872080
>>Try to rally them back!

Roll me a 1d100 to try and rally your men.

+20 if you can threaten (or inspire them) to continue the assault!
+10 for attempting to look heroic.

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1872113

Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>1872113
Use that roar ability we have to inspire our men to continue.

Step forward ahead of them and plant a javelin into the ground. Holding onto it as we look forward bravely. Chest puffed.

Rolled 88, 41 = 129 (2d100)

76

Your men regain their wits after a minute, and return to the fight...

Ignore my roll.

>>1872141
Alright, gotcha. Going to add the bonus then.

You and your men lead a counter attack against the Vietcong forces, who under the pressure of tanks, flying explosive javelins, and a naval bombardment, begin to fall back...

You lose one division in the chaos, but successfully manage to push them back and stop being surrounded by foes...

Meanwhile, a Claw...

...You roll on the road idly, and somewhat bored. All you can really do right now is wiggle your ears, and your mouth, as you are literally just a head.

Oh, and roll. That too.

However, luckily enough for you, your head is quite large. About twice as big as a car, meaning that bullets still won't hurt you, and maybe you can find a way to help, or at least try to speed up regenerating your body...

...Hm.

Actions

>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!
>...Try to absorb and digest some things so you can get some more mass and repair your body.
>Try to go to the front line! You can still help, even as a gelatin wolf head.
>Write-in

>>1872161
>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!

>>1872161
>>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!

>>1872250
>...Try to absorb and digest some things so you can get some more mass and repair your body.
JELLO DOGGO

>>1872161
>...Just try to roll your way to safety! A single shot from a howitizer could easily kill you!

>>1872259
Switching to this

Katamari Damacy it is then.

What do anons want to primarily go after?

>Civilian objects. (And also maybe civilians. Not very risky, but regenerates health slowly.)
>Utilities. (Can effect the battlefield a bit, and is somewhat risky, and regenerates health moderately.)
>Military (Effects the battlefield quite a bit, and is very risky, but regenerates health fast.)

Also.

>Absorb (Non-lethal, but gives you less mass.)
>Digest (More mass, but is very lethal.)

>>1872291
>Utilities. (Can effect the battlefield a bit, and is somewhat risky, and regenerates health moderately.)
>Digest (More mass, but is very lethal.)

>>1872291
>>Utilities. (Can effect the battlefield a bit, and is somewhat risky, and regenerates health moderately.)
>Absorb (Non-lethal, but gives you less mass.)

Claw goes after public utilities, deciding to digest non-human things, and simply absorb people so not to harm them.

Roll me a 1d100+20 anons.

+10 to see if you can come up with a way to get Claw to move faster as just a gello wolf head.
+10 for coming up with ideas on what to nom.
+10 for desiring revenge against that officer..

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>1872370

Rolled 35 + 40 (1d100 + 40)

>>1872370
Start spinning our head to roll while expanding and contracting it to bound our way down the street.

And eat up some power poles

Rolled 64 + 20 (1d100 + 20)

>>1872370
>faster
Uh, roll in such a way that fur is down, avoid obstacles, and use your tongue as a booster.

>>1872370
EAT LITERALLY ALL OF THE FIRE HYDRANTS

You knock down some poles and attempt to dissolve them slowly. It gives you a tiny bit of mass, but eventually you come across something.

It seems to be a factory, complete with some trucks and closed cargo containers. Although there's also some closed silos nearby, marked with symbols such as He, and Ne.

Hm.

Actions

>...See about trying to get into one of the closed silos.
>Try to get into the gas station.
>Nom the trucks.
>Move on.
>Write-in

>>1872426
>...See about trying to get into one of the closed silos.

>>1872426
>>...See about trying to get into one of the closed silos.
>>Try to get into the gas station.
>>Nom the trucks.
In order from bottom to top.

*Also, my apologies, not gas station, I meant factory. But also, I'll say there's a gas station right next door, because I'm nice.

You decide to get into one of the closed off silos..

You melt through one of the supporting beams of a silo, and it falls and crashes next to you. You roll next to it, and try to apply as much to the surface area as possible so you can melt through the metal...

After a bit, you eat through the metal and get into the center...

It seems to be primarily gas, which you absorb with your vacuum breath. It doesn't seem to do much besides make you feel lighter and increase your surface area.

...You also note that your body is now glowing neon green. Huh.

Should you continue absorb the silos? There's about five left.

Actions

>Continue absorbing the silos.
>...No, no... Try to do something else.
>Write-in

>>1872480
>Continue absorbing the silos.

>>1872480
>>Continue absorbing the silos.

You continue to absorb another silo, which like the last one, makes you glow even brighter and feel lighter...

The third one simply makes you feel extremely light... The fourth intensifies the glow further... And also you notice, has turned your skin's texture from gelatin-like into a strange hybrid like a balloon and gelatin at the same time... Not to mention you feel like you barely weigh anything...

...Maybe eating another silo is a bad idea.

Actions

>...Try to digest the gas... Maybe that'll work?
>Absorb the last silo. What's the worst that can happen if you weigh even less?
>...Try to roll to the trucks or something else.
>Write-in

>>1872516
>>...Try to roll to the trucks or something else.
Let's get big!

>>1872516
>>...Try to digest the gas... Maybe that'll work?

>>1872558
Thius

You digest the gas, causing some small ruptures going through your head. You weigh a bit more, and gain further mass, being about twice as large as a truck...

Though uh... Your skin is glowing still like a neon light.

You begin to nom the trucks, which is a bit hard since you can only eat them one at a time...

You notice that some Vietcong are patrolling around, and have light of sight towards where you are...

Roll me a 1d20+5 (-3 from glowing) to see if you can stealth absorb.

+3 for ideas on how to absorb the trucks with your head and sneak away... They're pretty big though.
+2 for trying to hide the whole fact your glowing.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1872578

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1872578
Dislocate your jaw and act like a snake, or don't at all. As to hide the fact you're glowing, don't. Just jump out at them and scare the shit out of em long enough to kill them.

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1872578

Critical Success!

You manage to absorb the trucks fairly fast, but you attract a Vietcong patrol that is curious about the glowing green light...

...They call in about seeing a "glowing green light" and come towards you while your digesting the trucks, all three, together, and slowly growing.

You don't know what they say on their radios, but they look at you somewhat confused, not really sure what they're looking at. It also seems to hurt their eyes, as they shield them.

...Eventually, after four minutes of this stare-fest, you hear the trucks crackle and get crushed under your growing weight, and the Vietcong realize your growing.

One of them says something, and pokes you with their AK-47... He seems to be the radioman.

...Hm.

Actions

>Shoot out your tentacles and drag them all into you.
>...Vacuum them all up.
>Absorb him, and strike the rest of his squad!
>...Absorb him.
>Absorb the gun.
>Don't do anything.
>Write-in

>>1872620
>Shoot out your tentacles and drag them all into you.

>>1872620
>>Shoot out your tentacles and drag them all into you.
cool of rule

You of course, shoot out your tentacles, and drag the vietcong into you. You begin to digest them immediately and then begin to look for an entrance into the factory.

...You do notice that the Vietcong radioman is speaking English, and trying to bargain with you... In hopes you'll let him go.

Hm.

Actions

>Stop digesting them.
>Stop digesting him, maybe you can use the radioman to get a leg up on the Vietcong...
>Nom.
>Write-in

>>1872663
>Stop digesting him, maybe you can use the radioman to get a leg up on the Vietcong...

You decide to exploit the Vietcong radioman, while his friends get nommed.

It takes you a bit to find an entrance into the factory, and eventually you manage to get in via breaking a window and get inside... It seems to be a factory dedicated to coal power..

Roll me a 1d100 for expanding.

+10 for thinking how large Claw would get from nomming an entire factory's supply of coal.
+5 for threatening the Vietcong in crude English.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1872678
"I-I'll give you a whipping!"

His stutter results in him saying "I'll give you a dicking." Panic ensues.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1872678
>If i eat all this coal, will I be as big as ren? Maybe Ren's ego? Or am I gonna be as big as Thicc Liz?

39+5=44

Claw manages to get into the coal and absorb plenty of it, but not enough to really grow. He does regenerate a bit of his body though, having a neck and the beginning shape of a torso...

It's a bit harder to move now, but at least you have more durability.

Also, Claw's skin is now pitch neon black.

Claw manages to sneak out of the factory again, and looks for anything else, while the Vietcong screams about your threats of whipping him.

There's two interesting buildings.

>A gas station.
>A substation.
>A water tower.

>>1872702
>A water tower.

>>1872702
>>A water tower.
He's a thirsty mother fucker.

You of course, go after a water tower...

How are you going to get inside?

>Melt through a beam and tip it over. (Does some damage to the city, and little water left over to absorb.)
>Try to get through the pipe going up into the water tower... Hell, maybe you can take a "journey" through the city's water system.
>...Attempt to climb up to the roof... You'll need some arms though.
>Write-in

>>1872771
>>Try to get through the pipe going up into the water tower... Hell, maybe you can take a "journey" through the city's water system.

>>1872771
>Melt through a beam and tip it over. (Does some damage to the city, and little water left over to absorb.)

>>1872771
>Try to get through the pipe going up into the water tower... Hell, maybe you can take a "journey" through the city's water system.

Roll me a 1d20 to see how well this goes.

+3 for trying to make yourself smaller somehow.
+2 for scaring the Vietcong even more, and also prevent him from drowning.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1872816

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1872816
>claw has an idea in order to make himself smaller
"I'll be longer"
>his stutter made that bonger
>he throws himself from a tall height into a pull and stretches out his head like gum

Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1872816
Claw attempts to stretch, but in doing so, looks like a snake. It attracts Vietcong attention; similar to the "alligators in the sewers" thing popular in some US cities, they begin to spread the rumors that the US have let these alligators into the water supply.

(t. Alex Jones)

15+3=18

After a bit of trying to stretch out his head, Claw scuffles across the dirt to the pipe system, and begins to melt his way through it...

Roll me a 1d100 for growth.

+20 for managing to get as much water as possible.
+10 for trying to find a way to not dissolve with this much water circulating...
+5 for wondering why he hasn't taken advantage of the fact he grows when nomming stuff until now.

Rolled 11 + 35 (1d100 + 35)

>>1872870
Just absorb it into the cells around the organs, acting almost like a cushion for them - spread it out evenly to stop cell death. As for not dissolving, I'd just move the cells that might burst (dissolve) to the front, so the water can come out in a weird vomiting fashion. As for wondering why, it's because he has no real need for it, and because if he had tried before now, it could have ended up equally bad, or worse, as there were more things to nom. Ren would not want a ruined palace, right?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1872870

Claw absorbs plenty of water, and manages to grow a torso as well... Although the water has run out in the tower at this time... Claw does feel quite bloated and heavy from all the water however, and is struggling to digest it all.

Actions

>Crawl through the pipes to find more water.
>Try to leave and find something solid to nom.
>...Try to melt through the tower. It's very obvious, but still, some more mass.
>Write-in

>>1872902
>>Try to leave and find something solid to nom.