A fantasy RPG
Although you have slain one enemy 5 assailants remain. One of which seems unable to harm you with its puny magic.>You are in combat!>You have 18/28 hpQueue your next 4 combat actions>Attack (55%)>Power Attack (-5%)>Flurry (-5%)>Called Shot >Inventory>Spell>write in
>>1853174>>Attack (55%)>Attack (55%)>Attack (55%)>Attack (55%)>literally cant do anything else
>>1853176Combat will get more interesting as Christof gains more combat skills, spells, and items. And faces stronger enemies.You smash one of the cabbage heads with a critical hit scoring 45 damage. The vegie dies several times before its body hits the ground.The mace wielder missesThe broccoli makes a called shot to your head. The feeble attack is deflected by your helmet.The carrot tries to attack you with his dagger but misses.You crush the broccoli for 23 damage. Felling him instantly.Carrot missesCabbage missesYou smash the carrot dealing 27 damage with a satisfying crack.The remaining cabbage brings down his mace in a decisive blow that surely would have been devastating if you had no armour. 3 damageYou counter attack for 30 damage. Compacting the cabbage's torso....Although all its allies are dead. The beetroot continues to uselessly cast Magic Missle upon you. Easily deflected by your well practiced shield Spell."Stay back villain! Or you will experience the full power of my magic!">"Run away, I'll let you live only because I pity you">"Edis! Stop that, it clearly isn't going to work">snap his 'neck'>execute with your weapon>write in
>>1853296>>"Edis! Stop that, it clearly isn't going to work"
>>1853296"Edis! Stop that, it clearly isn't going to work!"
Rolled 24 (1d100)>>1853296>pick up one of his fallen comrades' body parts and beat him to death with it
>>1853306>>1853310>"Edis! Stop that, it clearly isn't going to work""Uh, this is the only thing I can do."
>>1853323> Execute it with your weapon> Survey the battle
>>1853311For defeating your enemies in combat you gain 300 XP.>You now have 725>>1853337You look around and observe the battle. The veteran guards and the captain are holding their own just fine. Alina is staying back out of melee range.The militia and guards seem to be evenly matched.The enemy leader and his body guards are still standing in the same spot as before. The pumpkin headed man seems to be casting spells on his own forces from a distance.>Assist the Captain/Vets>Get Alina to follow you>Charge the Pumpkin>write in
>>1853346>Assist the Captain/VetsWe love the vets!
>>1853346>Alina get >continue around the flank >take on 2 potatoes while alina battles a wiz
>>1853348I'm going to support this course of action...
>>1853348>>1853379You run to assist the nearest veteran guard. He's fighting two cauliflowers wielding bronze swords. They fight much more skillfully than the vegetables you have fought. The guard has taken a bit of damage.>You are in combat>You have 15/28 hpQueue your next 4 combat actions>Attack (50%)>Power Attack (-10%)>Flurry (-10%)>Called Shot >Inventory>Spell>write in
>>1853420> Attack (50%) [x4]
>>1853420>>Called Shot>>Called Shot>Attack (50%)>Attack (50%)
>>1853425Called shot where?>head 10%>eyes -10%>groin 20%>arms 20%>legs 30%
>>1853443>head 10%>head 10%
Are we still waiting on votes, or can we roll to break the tie?
>>1853425supporting but I want the called shots to sweep the legs
>>1853535Alright I'll change it to legs
>>1853425You attack the head, and miss.Guard power attacks. Miss.Cauliflower makes a called shot on the head and misses.Cauliflower makes a called shot on the guard's groin dealing 1 damage.You try a called shot on the head and miss.The guards does a flurry and misses twice.Cauliflower goes for the eyes dealing 3 damage.Cauliflower attacks the guards arm but misses.You miss.Guard attacks with his spear doing 16 damage.Cauliflower attacks the guard's arm doing 3 damage.Cauliflower attacks the guard's leg doing 2 damage.You miss faggit.The guard does a power attack on the injured enemy dealing 22 damage.The cauliflower retaliates with a called shot to the leg doing 2 damage.The cauliflower attacks the head but misses.(I know this may be a bit tedious since your only real option is to attack. But fighting properly after developing your character will feel more rewarding.)Queue your next 4 combat actions>Attack (50%)>Power Attack (-10%)>Flurry (-10%)>Called Shot >Inventory>Spell>write in
>>1853552>>Attack (50%)>>Attack (50%)>>Attack (50%)>>Attack (50%)
>>1853552> Attack (50%) [x4]Attack spam ftw...
>>1853552>>Attack (50%) four timesOne of those days we seriously need to acquire skill in actual offensive magic to use our magic missile
>>1853564>>1853566Cool, gonna take a short break. When I get back I'll just make Christof attack until the combat is resolved (or when the guard dies) and resolve the fight in one update.>>1853584Magic is a pretty costly investment. Especially if you want to use multiple schools of magic.
>>1853601Personally, I'd prefer we focus solely on building of proficiency with abjuration, for its defensive benefits. While also building our conventional combat techniques up for the offensive side of things...Because who really needs magical lightning when you can [PUNCH]?
head crit 33 damage knockouthead crit 20arm 3leg crit 3 knockdownYou miss.Guard power attacks for 22 damage felling one of the cauliflowers.The surviving cauliflower makes a called shot to the guard's head scoring a critical hit for 33 damage. The guard is knocked unconcious by this deadly attack.You strike the cauliflower for 17 damage.The cauliflower strikes the unconcious guard in the head. Critical hit. Guard takes 20 damage.You strike the cauliflower for 32 damage. He recoils from the crushing blow.The Cauliflower makes a called shot on the Guard's arm doing 3 damage.You crush the cauliflower with your hammer causing 30 damage killing him.>For crushing your enemies you gain 350 XP>You now have 1075>You have gained a level, you are now level 2>Next level: 3000 XPThe Veteran Guard lies motionless on the ground.>level up>Try to revive the unconcious guard>Call over another guard to protect the fallen one>"I'm sure he'll be fine" attack the pumpkin>Call over Alina>write in
>>1853864> Revive the guard with copious amounts of face paps and concentrated bursts of the alarm spell> Level up
>>1853864>>Call over another guard to protect the fallen one>>"I'm sure he'll be fine" attack the pumpkinAAAAAAAAA
>>1853867Alrighty, your max hp increased, and you gained some skill points. Allocate the skill points to any skill(s) you want.
>>1853894Crushing to 70...Abjuration to 85...
"Whips out laptop and wanks it to /r9k/
>>1853898>>1853869You call over another guard to protect the fallen one.>"I'm sure he'll be fine"
>>1853960I don't get how this whole /qst/ thing works what do?
>>1853997OP provides feedback, usually terminated with a series of choices. Anons then vote on which choice they want. This process repeats until the quest concludes naturally, or OP dies...
>>1853997Well it was in between updates. Normally after an update there are options available at the bottom of the post in green text. Write in means you make up you own course of action instead of following a prompt.You courageously attack the pumpkin by yourself.He speaks to you as you approach."Well well well, if it isn't my arch nemesis human male fighter. Think you can take me by yourself?">"I'm a wizard fool">"Are you the leader of this rabble?">"Surrender, and your life will be spared">"Surrender, and I'll kill you quickly">"Who are you?">Attack without saying anything>Write in
>>1854025> (Write-in) "So. Are you just another wretched vegetable automaton, or are you the idiot apprentice responsible for this mess wearing a pumpkin on your head? And no, your answer isn't going to change the severity of your upcoming beating."
>>1854025>>"I'm a wizard fool"Waggle your arms like you're going to cast, then leap in with the hammer and kill him in one blow
>>1854025>"I'm a wizard fool">>1854089But that's a person underneath
>>1854066>"So. Are you just another wretched vegetable automaton, or are you the idiot apprentice responsible for this mess wearing a pumpkin on your head? And no, your answer isn't going to change the severity of your upcoming beating.""I'm not an idi-, I mean, huh? apprentice? I have no idea what you're talking about">"I knew it, you're the town shop keeper's apprentice, Armin or something">"How do you even see with that thing on your head?">"Yeah that's what I thought, take that thing off your head">write in
> (Write-in) "Yeah that's what I thought. Whatever, let's get this over with."
>>1854114>>>"Yeah that's what I thought, take that thing off your head"
>>1854150>"Yeah that's what I thought, take that thing off your head""This is my real head! I am a vegetable man! Not an evil human!">>1854125>"Whatever, let's get this over with.""Spuds, take this guy out!">You are now in combat>You have 19/32 hp(The enemies have different ac values, the percentages are your chances to hit the potatoes)Queue your next 4 combat actions>Attack (80%)>Power Attack (20%)>Flurry (20%)>Called Shot >Inventory>Spell>write in
>>1854183> Attack (80%) [x4]
>>1854183>Attack (80%)>Attack (80%)>Attack (80%)>Attack (80%)Oh shit power attack has a chance to land now
>>1854183Attack sword guyLeg stab axe guy as he goes to swing Attack sword guy Attack sword guy
You land a solid hit on the sword wielder but his firm starchy body is quite durable. 17 damage.The potato slashes you with his sword for 1 damage.The halberdier misses you.Ardin casts haste, but it fails. "Shite, let me try that again"You smash the swordspotatoman for 14 damage. It realeases a low rumbling growl.He hacks back at you for 1 damageThe Halberdier pierces you for 5 damageArdin casts haste on himself.You hit the same target for 11 damage.He retaliates for 4 damage.You duck under the sweeping polearm.Ardin casts haste on the sword wielder.Ardin casts haste on the halberdier.You attempt to finish off the sword wielder but with his new found speed he dodges. He swings wildy with his sword, missing twice.The polearm smacks you twice, dealing 1 and then 2 damageArdin casts Bull's Strength on the halberdier.Pumpkin head laughs a stupid weasel laugh. "What's wrong? Too fast for you?">You have 10 hpQueue your next 4 combat actions>Attack (80%)>Power Attack (20%)>Flurry (20%)>Called Shot >Inventory>Spell>write in
>>1854279WE'RE GONNA DIEWhat's in our inventory?Otherwise Attack*4
>>1854279> Attack (80%) [x4]
>>1854285We shouldn't have rushed in without the rest of the guards or Alina. Whoever it was that voted for this made a terrible mistake...
You attack the sword wielder for 11 damage felling him.The captain of the guard charges in and engages the hulking vegetable man. He's fighting very aggressively, likely trying to make the potato attack himself instead of you.Captain hacks the potato's arm for 5 damage.He returns the favour with his halberd doing 6 damage.Ardin watches and waits anxiously.You take an opportunity to hit the enemy, a solid hit for 16 damage.Captain performs a power attack doing 14 damage.The potato attacks the captain for 6 damage.He attacks again for 3 damage.You strike the potato for 18 damage finishing him off.You and the captain face the ring leader who is backing away slowly. "Oh uh would you look at the time haha, I guess It's time I leave.">"You're not going anywhere dumbass">"Come along quietly and you may receive a merciful punishment">"What was that? You want me to beat to stuffing out of you? Okay">write in
>>1854373cut off his leg.
>>1854373>>"What was that? You want me to beat to stuffing out of you? Okay"
>>1854382We have a mace, but I agree with the sentiment...> Kneecap him with your mace and take that stupid pumpkin off his head
>>1854382>>1854389You give his kneecap a visit to doctor hammer. He wails with pain as you take the hollowed out pumpkin off his head."MY LEG!!, look what you've done you ogre! You, you brute!"The captain speaks over him "Huh so this twerp is the source of the violent veggies? You've caused us a lot of trouble. I'm placing you under arrest, and count yourself lucky that knee is the only thing that's broken."You look around and see the remaining vegetables be routed by the townspeople."Thanks for your help Christof, I'm not sure the mayor will give you a reward for this, but stop by the garrison and I'll compensate you for what you've done here."You win the fight>You gain 900 XP>You now have 1975>"It was an honour to fight by your side captain.">"See you at the garrison then, I need to pick up some loot before the peasants take it all.">"Cheers captain, for now I think I need to visit the temple for some healing">"Right, I'm going to their lair to find any stragglers">write in
>>1854444>>"It was an honour to fight by your side captain."
>>1854444> "It was an honour to fight by your side captain..."> "See you at the garrison then, there are things I still need to do. Firstly, I need to search this lad. If he is who I think he is then he common thief as well as a would-be rebel leader..."> (Write-in) Pick up equipment left over from the defeated vegetable men.> (Write-in) Get Alina and head off to the temple for healing
>>1854446>>1854464>"It was an honour to fight by your side captain. See you at the garrison, there are things I still need to do. Firstly, I need to search this lad.""I'm a MAN" He protests>"If he is who I think he is then he is a common thief as well as a would-be rebel leader..."The captain responds "A confiscation eh? Go ahead, collect all the evidence you want"You take his purse, which contains 20 Talons. You now have 50.He also has a personal spell book which you take.The captain drags his prisoner away.You collect the following items from the battle-field.bronze sword (4)bronze halberdbronze daggerbronze macebronze scimitarYou meet with Alina."Are you alright Christof? You look like you've taken a l of of hits, even with that armour...">"This is nothing. The temple will fix this up no problem">"Tis but a scratch">"Please help me walk to the temple Alina, I'm hurting all over">write in
>>1854496>>"Tis but a scratch"...>"Please help me walk to the temple Alina, I'm hurting all over"
>>1854496> (Write-in) "The armor soaked up most of the damage, any damage I've taken is just attrition from so much fighting. Thankfully, a visit to the local temple will fix this up no problem..."> (Write-in) "After we've done that we should go back to that cave. The shopkeeper promised us a considerable sum of gold in return for research that was stolen by that meglomanic."
>>1854499>>1854503>"Tis but a scratch, The armor soaked up most of the damage, any damage I've taken is just attrition from so much fighting. Thankfully, a visit to the local temple will fix this up no problem. After we've done that we should go back to that cave. The shopkeeper promised us a considerable sum of gold in return for research that was stolen by that meglomaniac!"You arrive at the temple and one of the priestesses agrees to help you.>You are restored to full health"There you go, good as new. Would you like to make a donation to the temple?">Visit one of the God statues>Talk to a priest>Leave>write in
>>1854540> Ask the good priestess if there are any jobs befitting an adventure's skill set which the Temple needs done.> Visit the shine to your patron god.
>>1854547You ask the priestess for work"There's a nest of harpies to the west of here, just beyond the Aflor border. Sometimes they fly over and harass our town, if you could wipe them out I the temple could report your success to the paladins, then you could visit their base and claim a reward.">"Paladins? Aflor has an order of clerical knights?">"I'll accept this mission">"Mmm, I'm not well equipped to face flying enemies, perhaps when I'm more experienced">write in
>>1854560> "Paladins? Aflor has an order of clerical knights?"> "I'll accept this mission"
>>1854566>"Paladins? Aflor has an order of clerical knights?""Oh yes, they're deeply religious knights. They have a fortress in north-west Aflor. After the fall of the Aflor kingdom the Paladins formed to protect the people from monsters and other malcontents!">"I'll accept this mission""Great, now make sure you leave no survivors~"You visit the shrine of your patron god Edis. This artistic depiction of him is different to the statues you're used to in Uthain. But he still has a raised shield and his hand on a sheathed sword as you are used to.I think that's enough for now. Thanks for playing everyone. See you next session next week.
>>1854589Thanks for the session OP. It was a blast as always...See you next week...