>>1834114
Stake out to get them witty banters!

>>1834114
Stake out the house for a little longer. If a cultist happens to step outside for a smoke or something, scissor him into the car for some light questioning.

>>1834138
>>1834114
i'll support

>>1834114
>Stake the place out for a moment
TELL ME ABOUT THE JEWS.

>>1834114
>>1834143
supporting specifically this

>>1834114
I am going to go and suggest that we call Oskar since his father is the mayor and his house is apparently filled with cultists.

Oskars a vagrant who sleeps in his car for a reason.

Also this:>>1834138

>>1834138
This, but with mind reading instead of questioning.

>>1834114
>>1834152
reorganizing muh vote

>>1834138
>>1834143
>>1834162
supporting these
>>1834159
supporting NOT involving Oskar

>>1834159
I'm gonna vote against this and say don't call Oskar. That has the potential to really fugg things up.

>>1834173
Dude, there's a difference between involving and informing.

It's not like we're telling Oskar "Hey, come join us, we're gonna kill some cultists". We're just telling him the sitch is all.

>>1834180
That's involving him though.

>>1834184
But we're not making him participate in the killing of cultists????

>>1834180
It's better he not know anything

>>1834189
But also literally why tell him anything? For what reason? Not like he lives there and should leave ASAP. He could call his Dad or Mom and ask what up, alerting them to someone breaking in, therefore increasing security.

>>1834173
>>1834175
Oskar is literally the chillest kid at school tho.
Hes definetly not the one to be involced with cultists.

We can just tell him that a friend of us was attacked by some guys and ask him if he knows anything about it.

Dont mention we are about to raid the place.

>>1834203
But in that case, literally what the fuck would he tell us? For one, I doubt that Oskar even knows to begin with, so literally what could he tell us?

>>1834203
it's best he learn about it on the news

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>>1834143
>>1834142
>>1834114
I also support JEWSSSSS

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>>1834114
Stake up, disguise up, and then go get caught.

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>A: "Alright, boys."
>S: "Boys? We're men."
>Al: "I am decidedly not."
>T: "My gender's kinna an afterthought tah mah personality."
>N: "So me and Steve are men."
>L: "By some descriptions."
>A: "Mom, don't burn my mortal friends."
>L: "Anthony."
>T: "Mayum?"
>L: "Might I sample some of your finger snacks?"
>T: "Shooya shooya. Take yah pick."

>What snacks do you recommend to Luna?
>Tony has at least one bag of everything in here
>He also has curd and gravy potato wedges
>Steve keeps stealing some between slurps of his drink

>A: "Who -does- own the Jews?"
>T: "Ain't Nick a jew?"
>N: "I'm catholic."
>A: "Hey!"
>During the banter you spot someone moving toward the mansion

>They're lithe
>Move quickly
>They're wearing a black robe with red trim
>As they come toward the entrance a similarly robed person emerges
>They exchange words
>The approacher, waves their hand and creates fire
>Then wince as they do so
>Still, the guard nods and smile before letting them pass inside

>You strain your brain to listen to the guard's mind
>???: "Hehe. Just gotta member what papa told me. Only if they gots the robes. Only they gots powers over fire. Hehe."

>You have your way in
>Also, there's a guard outside you could snag and interrogate
>If you so chose

>S: "It's the reptiles. Has to be."
>N: "Nobody owns the jews."
>T: "The Egyptians did."
>Al: "They were cats and demi gods."
>A: "Were they black?"
>Al: "They -are- black."
>L: "Due to mummification, I presume."

>S: "Is it the media?"
>T: "Yah gettin' it backwards. It's the Jews what owns dem!"
>S: "Could be a double think. Hey, Anon. Pass the cheese whirls."

What do?

>>1834280
Illusion up, go in with the information we just learned.

>>1834280
let's send in a skull boi or two to scout out the inside. One to distract the guard and lead him away from the door and one to go in and get a good look at the place. Knowing the inside layout will be important for exfiltration.

>>1834280
Lets snag that guard after the guy goes inso we dont have to deal with two guys.

>>1834280
>pass the cheese whirls
>Let Mother enjoy them curd n gravy tater wedges

>>1834280
Alrighty then, let's bring up our illusion and sneak in with fire magicks! Also

Recomiendo el fresco doritos de rancho. Están para morirse

>>1834280
Robes on, Fire out and in we go!

>>1834280
>pringles

>suit up, go cast some fire and get inside.

>>1834280
>>1834302
supporting

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>>1834280
What else but a delicious Snookers bar?

Tell everyone else what you're planning and grab that guard.

>>1834301
Ditto on this.

>>1834280
>Grab the Guard
>Give Luna a Snookers

>>1834302
Addendum: Put the Steve, Nick, and Alabaster into our housevator while sneaking in.

>>1834280
Ok here we go
>Anon goes in with the disguise does his magic shit and scoops out the place before anyone else
>Once we get a good feel of there place and we fuckers we are dealing with we call in the boys and fuck them up with a two side attack, us on the inside, then on the out
>We keep fighting till the place is burned to ash
A Master Plan

>>1834335
Good plan. Supporting.

>>1834280
recommend some salt and vinegar chips.

Tell the Team what we've learned about getting in.

>>1834335
Nick is more useful outside with his acting CHA.

Tony might to wait outside since hes the driver.

>>1834345
But he has GUNs.

>>1834354
We have illusion spells making making us look like perverted exibitionists already.

We can hide a gun in our clothes i think.

>>1834335
NO WAIT

We should listen to the guard and the robed guy conversation to see if they have some password before we enter.

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>You look around in the car
>A: "Bugles...donuts...mini corn do-"
>S: "You had mini corn dogs!?"
>T: "Ey. You neva how long you were gonna be in dere."
>Tony crunches a dorito loco burrito into his mouth in two generous bites
>Washes it down with coconut milk from the can
>Then has another handful of crickets
>T: "I gotta be prepared. Gotta keep my blood sugar up."
>S: "Nick, why did we hire this guy?"
>N: "We didn't. He's recommended by the league."
>S: "Didn't Dafoe betray us?"
>N: "Only to double cross the Elites, Nick. He's Dafriend now."
>A: "I got the way in."
>Steve cocks his pair of M9s
>S: "Let's do this."
>Nick cocks his shotgun, sending a shell into Tony's potato wedges
>T: "Ay!"
>A: "The guard's been told he needs to see our robes, and for the person walking up to show him fire magic."
>A heavy silence pervades the car
>Al: "...As hot as I am-"
>You cut off Al before he makes another fucking pun
>A: "I got fire powers."
>You snap your fingers
>Show everyone your burning hand
>A: "Eh? Eh?"
>S: "Just like G Gundam."
>You blink
>A: "You watch anime?"
>S: "No."
>A: "Aw..."
>S: "Only casuals -watch- anime."
>Steve drops his handgun to sip his mango fanta with heavy ice
>S: "I eat, sleep and breathe anime."
>N: "It's true. He has so many DvDs and he never puts them in cases."
>S: "It's an organizational process!"
>A: "HEY! DON'T MAKE ME THE BE THE ADULT! I'M MAL-ADAPTED!"
>T: "Cheers."
>You hand Luna a mini bag of...
>C-c-c-COOL Ranch Doritos!
>L: "Cool Ranch? As opposed to what else?"
>A: "Just try em."
>Luna wiggles her pinky finger, opening bag
>A single chip is as wide as her whole body
>She makes a dainty crunch as she takes it into her mouth
>L: "Hm...ohoh~ so varied."
>minch
>monch
>L: "Perhaps with melted cheddar dip."

>You explain to the boys your plan
>You robe up
>You walk up and get everyone in
>Using your pocket dimension
>Nick, Al and Steve all pile in
>S: "You got cable in this thing?"
>A: "I got Susan."
>Z: "Hewwo!"
>S: "Oh god, not more accents."
>N: "Hello."
>Nick shakes Susan's hand
>Z: "Am Zumbina!"
>N: "A pleasure. My name is Nicholas Cage."
>Z: "Awe youw Jooish?"
>N: "Catholic."
>Z: "Otay! No kiww."
>Nick looks at you
>A: "I- it's ironic."
>He raises an eyebrow
>A: "I swear."

cont

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>>1834403
>>1834403

>You hop out of the car
>Luna floats to your side
>Menching
>She's been eating the same chip for three minutes
>L: "Delightful, really. I've not had such a bouquet since I seasoned the eggs of King Ralfinax the falcon emperor."
>She reaches back in
>Draws out a double seasoned chip
>She sniffs is with poise
>Takes her tiny bite
>Her face actually breaks it's usual smug stare
>Then
>After a few tiny chews that bounce her rounded cheeks
>She regains her posture
>Her statue of a smirk
>L: "...Exquisite."
>LUNA CASTS GHASTLY VISAGE!

>Your clothes warp
>Your shoes vanish
>Your nipples-AH!
>A: "AAH THE PIERCINGS ARE COLD!"
>You are now dressed as a cultist
>In all respects
>Still
>This will take some smoothness


>You approach the door
>Luna goes invisible
>The guard emerges
>Raises his hand
>???: "Heheh. What's tha passwurd? Heh."

>Your path is blocked
>Also
>The fuck, he didn't ask the last guy for a password

What do?

Also.

ROLL CHARISMA!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1834420
Can't we just read his mind?

Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1834420

Rolled 15 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1834420
DO'T FUCK UP

Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1834420
Get IN THERE

>>1834420
>
rolling
also reply: ""What ain't the password, swordfish be the password"

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1834420
>do the flame thing on him

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1834420
here goes

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1834420
FUUUUUUUUUUCK!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1834420
Fire is the password.

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1834438
actually rolling

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>>1834440

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>>1834420
Fire is the password.

>>1834420
oh, and read his mind for the password

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1834420
I guess he's just fucking with us for giggles.

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>>1834420
Here, allow me to fuck it up

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>>1834420

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>>1834420

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>>1834440
>>1834440

THE WINNER!

>26 total

>???: "I said wussa password?"
>A: "There is no password."
>???: "Aw- DANG how'd ya know?"
>You snap your fingers
>A: "Because you just told me."
>???: "Well I-"
>He's stuck
>Stunned even
>???: "Heheheheh! Nice one, Mister."
>He pulls off his hood
>It's George W. Fucking Bush
>Jr.
>GW: "Yew must be from the spot up North. Figgers you'd be smart since ya'll got a hold of the school an all. We already got the Mammoth sacrifice tho."
>A: "Wh-"
>GW: "So! Lemme that there fire! Let's go let's go!"

>This is not what you were expecting
>Or what any sensible person should have expected
>Why is he wearing a bicycle helmet?
>His nipple piercings have little Texas' on them
>Hwat
>Do?

>>1834536
we should kill him
for the 90s and early 00s

>>1834536
>"Did you had something to do with 9/11?"

>>1834536
Show him our flames bro.

I swear if we have to fucking roll for this....

>>1834536
we create a flaming blad eagle while the Star Spangled Banner plays in the background

>>1834536
Show him our fire.

Mind read him to find out what the fuck is going on.

>>1834536
Show him we know how to melt steal beams.

>>1834536
Continue with the plan.

Show him your flames and go in undiscovered.

>>1834536
Go with the flow man and follow his lead.
Make sure to keep the others updated.

>>1834536
>burn Georgie

>>1834536
>fire

And then whisper "Bush did 9/11" as we walk past.

>>1834536
Show him the fire

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>You're flabbergasted
>Still
>You have a plan
>It-
>It's a good plan!
>For once
>You're mostly sure about it
>Despite the ice cold feeling of metal through your nipples, and the gentle pull of the corset piercings in your back
>You hold out your human hand
>Then summon forth fire
>GW: "Aw! That's what I'm talkin about!"
>You make the fire spin
>GW: "WHooah! Do another! Another!"
>You decide it's probably best to roll with this

Oh my. Did they let the simpleton guard the door?

>You make a set of towers out of the fire
>Then a little eagle
>GW is clapping both hands excitedly
>His robes are flapping in the wind
>You spot some sort of gear underneath it
>Other than magic stuff
>You crash the airplane into the little towers
>The explosion could go into any All-American Monster Truck show
>GW: "WHOOAHHH Heheheh! Yay! Again! Again!"
>You send a second plane into the towers
>So he knows it's no accident
>GW: "Man! You sure are cool, new guy. Who gave you such sahweet fire powers?"
>A: "Buh...Beelze...dan."
>GW: "Wow! All I got from Dick were these grenades!"
>He pulls a grenade
>Immediately tugging the pin

>A: "WHAOAH FU-"

>Just run inside
>Leaving GW to his fate

>Toss the Grenade

>Toss GW

>>1834612
>Just run inside
>Leaving GW to his fate

>>1834612
SAVE GEORGE BUSH

HE WILL BE USEFUL FIGHTING THE GOVERNMENT

>>1834612
>>Toss the Grenade
To the stratosphere

>>1834612
>>Toss the Grenade
Slap that shit outta here.

>>1834612
>>Toss the Grenade
"OH SHIT NIGGA WHAT U DOING?!"

>>1834612
TOSS BUSH!

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>>1834612
>slap that grenade outta here and hit the deck
I get the feeling Quest doesn't like Ol' Georgie boy.

>>1834612
>Toss Bush

>>1834638
HAHA

YOU HAVE NO IDEA STARRY BOI

>>1834612
>Toss GW

>>1834612
George Bush Jr may be useful to us in the future. Toss the grenade.

>>1834612
Toss the grenade.

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Haha time for a very important roll.

Rest in RIP Good ol' Dubya

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>>1834700

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>>1834700

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>>1834700

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>>1834700

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>>1834700
God bless ye

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>>1834700

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>>1834700
here goes nothing.

What are you all even rolling for? He didn't ask for anything and he rolled a 1d6.

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>>1834700

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>>1834700

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>>1834700

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>>1834700

SAVE THE BUSHMAN

DON'T ROLL THIS ISN'T A ROLL CHECK

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Stop rolling.

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>>1834746

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nZ2ucr74YNk

>This man may have possibly been responsible for the deaths of thousands of Americans
>Maybe
>Nobody's really sure the investigation keeps getting squelched and was never pursued
>You don't want to see him turned into glue and bone shrapnel
>Today
>For now

He's an enemy. Regardless of his buffoonish exterior.

>You shake your head
>Snatch the grenade and do a flip
>Muscles takes the momentum
>Then launches the grenade sky high!
>PHWEEEeeee
>It makes it out of the courtyard
>Across the street
>It lands in the backyard of some kind of opulent Mexico inspired fort-mansion
>With a huge cross at the top
>A flash explodes into their back lawn
>???: "Ai!
¡Ah! ¡Mi hijo! ¡La policía nos ha encontrado! "

>???: " No mamá la policía no tiene razón para venir aquí. "

>???: " ¡El patio está en llamas! ¡El cobertizo en el que no dejarás entrar está en llamas!

>???: "...Shit!"


>GW: "Whoah! hehe. You saved me, new guy. Except...wait."
>GW Narrows his already beady eyes at you
>GW: "Ain't none of us got stretchy mc crazy arms."
>He leans
>GW: "Nonna us is shrimps neither. Not even Tom Cruise is as short as y-"
>He holds his hand to the top of your head
>Tfw not a manlett
>Even at 14
>5'7"
>Still taller than Cruise
>GW: "Oh ok I guess yer just tiny not a stunted space cannibal."
>A: "So, can I go in?"
>GW: "Sure! Hehe. Long as you don't tell nobody I let yah in."
>A: "You...know I'm not a-"
>GW: "Hey! I don't know nothin hehe."
>GW shrugs
>GW: "Not unless yeh tell me."
>He winks
>You head for the door
>A: "Thank...you?"
>He snaps at you
>A: "If911wasaninsidejobsaywhat"
>GW: "What?"
>A: "Knew it."
>SLA-
>You carefully close the main doors
>You adopt your hackervoice
>A: "I'm in."

https://youtu.be/XAYhNHhxN0A

>You scope the place
>It's nice
>Real nice
>A window opens somewhere overhead
>Voices ring outside

>???: "George!"
>GW: "H-hey Miley!"
>???: "What was that?"
>GW: "Just uh...playin with mah grenades!"
>M: "Do you have your juice?"
>GW: "No."
>M: "Where's your juice?"
>GW: "I ran out."
>M: "Fuck sluts."
>GW: "If you insist!"
>M: "Leave the dog jokes for Bill."


>You can see two grand staircases leading up
>There's a huge statue in the middle of the room
>Surrounded by nice couches
>There's a huge painting in the back of the room
>Currently covered by a cloth

>The Crew is inside your Housevator
>Where's the all the cultists?

What do?

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>>1834794
>>1834794

With map posted here's a reference picture. For scale and layout.

>>1834794
Investigate the statue for hidden passages. Cults love hidden passages.

>>1834794
Investigate the statue.

>>1834794
Find a place to unload the crew and put'em on disguises

>>1834794
Try and Mind Read the guy talking to Georgie..

Check the statue.

>>1834823
Supporting

>>1834816
>>1834823
Shit. Unloading the guys ia pretty good idea too.

>>1834794
Mind an empty room (use mind reading to make sure room is really empty).

Unload crew.

Use mind reading to determine locations of cultists.

Find a lone cultist to capture for interrogation.

>>1834794
>Unload fellas, start checking shit out and figuring out a way to destroy it all.

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>You've been guns a blazing for long
>This feeling of subtlety
>Stealth
>Cunning
>It's new
>Your heart is racing and for once you can feel it
>For once there's something here you could fail at
>Something that'll cost you
>It feels good
>It feels human
>To not be a monster smashing everything in front of him
>Muscles twitches
>You calm him quickly
>Your mind is so much stronger than him now
>He flips you off
>You pat him down until he stops vibrating from hate
>You snake out the tendrils of your MIND!

>Up above
>There's seven minds
>One is at the far end of the house
>Their head is a jumbled mess of poppy song lyrics
>The ingredients for some pills
>SUCKLE ON THE HANGING GUTS OF THE EVISCERATED INNOCENTS
>Huh
>Ok

>The second is walking through the halls
>It stops in front a door and opens it slowly
>Once he's in the mind inside responds with animalistic passion and fury
>Hostages?
>Feels like it

>The next one is deep in the upstairs
>It's...giggling?
>???: "MYaaha! An then! Once I make the prequel prequels! I'll sell plastic dolls of them! I'll make funko pop figures of my own genital warts, AJ! You hear me, AJ!?"

>You hear a scream
>It's primal
>Full of blood
>and Meat
>It excites you

>You open up the Housevator
>Out come the boys
>N: "Did you kill the guard?"
>Z: "HeWOH!"
>S: "Please. She won't stop greeting us."
>Z: "Huhwoh."
>Al: "Leave her alone. She is pure."
>Z: "Unicown Howse!"

>You stalk up the statue
>Prod it with your pinky finger
>It rumbles
>You can feel something down below

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6CaTL29_FQ

>A singular mind
>Of a horrific level of power
>It's smiling
>It-
>It knows you're here
>Somehow
>It knows
>???: "...and I'm waiting."
>A: "Ah!"
>You fall back
>Steve levels his gun at the statue
>S: "Is it alive?"
>A: "No! No, there's somebody down there."
>S: "Huh..."
>Al: "So where to?"
>Nick's eyes alight from the moon coming in through the solid crystal glass cieling
>N: "We go up."
>S: "Why?"
>N: "Kill the bad guys."
>Al: "We must at least stop whatever they have planned."

>The statue is certainly a secret door
>To something...below
>There are 3 cultists and 4 hostages upstairs

What do?

>>1834904
Lets open the secret door then.

>>1834904
Ooooooo, I'm getting antsy too! As much as I deathly want to go downstairs and cave in the face of whoever knows we're here, they might try to call for backup. Let's deal with the cunts upstairs, THEN go downstairs.

>>1834904
tell the boys about what we just felt. Luna would back us up on it. Also go upstairs.

>>1834904
>Hostages, assume the agreed upon formation for optimal ass kicking
>Have Steve sniff for traps


[>keep our mind open to the Thing below for updates]

>>1834904
Split the team
Nick and Us down
Steve and Al up
We attack at the same time on the count of 3

>>1834925
>>1834939
Changing my vote to support this.

>>1834904
Rescue hostages. Don't split the party. Overwhelm the three. Eliminate 2, find the one with the weakest mind and let him live to see the others die. Pump him for information.

>>1834904
>>1834925
i'll support

>>1834939
No splitting up! Thats a bad idea. Kick ass one thing at a time.

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>>1834904
Don't split.

Thing is waiting for us and didn't even sound the alarm, so there's no rush.

Hostages are a priority. We can rescue them and then lower them from a window or the rooftop unto the street using Muscles.

IT IS TIME
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgsmZHVXt4

>>1834925
Support this.

Portal the hostages out while we're at it. And maybe mindread everyone there for information.

>>1834904
Essentially >>1834956

>>1834956
support

>>1834956
>We can rescue them and then lower them from a window or the rooftop unto the street using Muscles.

Or we could just portal them.

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>>1835019
Yeah, but what's the more tacticool choice?

>>1835032
What if we put tacticool rails on Muscles' Massacre Wave form?

>>1835019
Housevatoring them for later works too.

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>N: "Kid. What's the sitch?"
>A: "Big mind down below."
>You point down
>L: "By some descriptions."
>You point up
>A: "Lots of bogies up top."
>Steve searches the cielings
>S: "They have special seals in all the rooms but one."
>Al: "What kind?"
>Steve narrows his eyes
>S: "Soundproofing. Enhanced darkness. They have...channels."
>N: "Doing what?"
>S: "All going down."
>Steve points his guns to the floor
>S: "Underneath us."
>N: "They're gaining power."
>A: "Well I guess we're the goblins."
>You open up your palms
>Fire alights
>A: "Cause we're killing every gain they get."
>S: "Yipee kaye yay."
>Steve heads for the stairs
>You rush up to take the lead
>Nick is right behind you
>You all head up the stairs
>With confidence
>Prowess

>Alabaster takes his Unicorn form
>He gallops up the steps
>You're close behind
>Flying
>Nick's just behind you, Shotgun at the ready
>S: "We've got two major seals just up ahead."
>A: "What kind."
>S: "Uh..."

>Steve points left
>S: "Demon seal. Soundproof and smellproof."
>The door he's motioning to has an engraving of a possum on it
>It's been run over

>He points to the right
>To a door emblazoned with a puffer fish
>S: "Major magic seal. Door's trapped if we use the handle."
>Al: "What else?"
>S: "It's locked. With like a key or something."
>Nick moves up with his 12 guage
>Al: "Wait! Either could be a trap. Although I have a spell of unlocking."

>There are hallways on either side
>Leading further into the house


>Left door (Possum)
>Right door (Puffer fish)
>Left Hall
>Right Hall (Cultist robes have just disappeared into the darkness)

What do?
Where go?

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>>1835134
>>1835134

Hallways diagram with stairs.

Art provided by our fabulous discord friends.

Current Soundtrack by carpenter brut

https://youtu.be/JXtujxT9rzA

>>1835134
>cast Cruci-crush on the door

>>1835134

CRUCI-CRUSH THE DOOR

>>1835150
>>1835134
oops,i forgot the door
>possum

>>1835134
>CRUCI-CRUSH THE PUFFER DOOR

>>1835134
Cruci-crush the possum door. I like possums. And if crushing don't work, just hit it.

>>1835150
>>1835158
Support

>>1835134
I'VE GOT IT.

>Cut open portals in front of the doors so they'll lead into one another.
>Open both at once

Spring the trap

>>1835134
Crush puffer fish handle, but let Alabaster work first.

>>1835134
>Cast One With Nothing on Pufferfish door to remove any wards
>Cruci-Crush it if we go loud or have Alabaster unlock it if we want to stay quiet

>>1835180
>
support

>>1835134
>>1835159
On second thought, >>1835180

>>1835180
OWN was a debuff against creatures, I thought, namely immortal ones. I didn't think it was a dispel magic spell...

>>1835321
We can always just try.

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https://youtu.be/a0ZkhlJUQAM

>You are Anonymous
>You were brought here for a reason
>You are not a warrior
>You are not a general
>Or a hero
>You eye your current obstacles

Sealed doors?

>Possum
3 votes

>OWN Puffer
3 votes

Pathetic.

>YOU RAISE YOUR RIGHT HAND
>Muscles seethes with insidious pink radiation
>His fibers coil like burning snakes
>Your right eye is a sun
>A: "Be as nothing...for you are nothing before me."
>Luna watches passively
>As the door greys
>The pufferfish withers and blackens
>You yank your left hand in
>The handle on the Possum door
>Collapses

>BOOM!
>The possum door flies open!
>A demon strides forth
>It's tall
>Red skinned and covered in rocky spikes
>A stench follows from it's exit
>Imp-like bats soar out as well
>Circling in the air
>S: "LEVEL 3 FIEND!"
>N: "I got this."
>Nick Rushes for the Demon
>The same one from your ambush in the car
>De: "MORE PAIN!? DELIGHTFUL!"

>BLAM!
>Nick Puts a buckshot shell into the demon's face
>With a 23
>NICK HAS DEALT 40 DMG
>The demons head explodes
>Yet
>It lives
>CRUNCH!
>It backhands Nick backwards!
>Back into formation
>Alabaster rushes for the puffer door
>His horn glows silver
>Al: "Open unto us, O' passage."
ALABASTER CASTS KNOCK

>After OWN is cast
>There is no magic seal to get in his way

THE DOOR IS OPENED

>S: "Tim!?"
>T: "Steve! Ah- Is Nick with you!?"
>S: "Whole Calvary!

cont

>>1835390
>>1835390

>Nicks just behind you
>Splayed out
>That demon dealt 16 DMG with his fist alone
>With only a backhand

>IN COME THE BATS
>Straight for Steve
>Steve turns
>Levels his guns at the bats
>S: "AAAHHHH"
>Shot after shot
>Into the swarm

>He gets a 21
>STEVE DEALS 40 DAMAGE
>20 for each gun|
>The bats halve this
>For they are a swarm
>20 DAMAGE!

>BAMABMABAMAM!
>S: "AAAaaaaa"
>The bats
>Many fall
>two make it to Steve
>THEY GO RIGHT FOR THE EYES!

>31

>S: "No! No, my face!"

>You don't know what's in the Possum door but a demon came out of it
>His rocky hands covered in slime and gore

>Someone named Tim is in the Pufferfish door
>It looks mostly empty except for the shadow of Tim

>The battle is on

What do?

>>1835395
RIP AND TEAR MASSACRE WAVE!!!

>>1835399
Massacre Wave takes a turn to charge.

>>1835395
Cruci-Crush the demon, then SMASH HIM!

>>1835395
cast Cruci-crush on the headless demon, make it so heavy that it can't walk without damaging itself

>>1835395
Hungering Flames the demon while raising the fallen bats to cannibalize the remaining swarm.

>>1835395
Cast Hungering Flames through Muscles and swing into the swarm to prevent them from doing more.

>>1835395
Raise dead bats and cast Hungering Flames on Demon.

>>1835395
I'd Hunger flames the demon.

>>1835395
Supporting this >>1835406

Going back to our roots from the first venture into the HOLE

>>1835395
Look in the Possum door. If corpses inside raise dead and have them rip apart demons. If not hungering flame the demon.

>>1835404
support

Rolled 37 (1d100)

Did Susan get summoned when we housevator'd out the guys, too?
Susan needs more screentime.

>but anon this is a text message on a kampuchean smuggling bbs

Susan needs more pagetime.

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Rolled 1 (1d10)

https://youtu.be/YIArHoMf_XA

>A: "ENOUGH!"
>White and gold fire spews from your mouth
>Out of the corners of your eyes
>You march forward
>Spewing every hateful thing you think at the demon
>You're not hero
>No
>You are Anonymous
>You fight dirty

THE DEMON IS BOUND IN HUNGERING FLAMES

DEMON NOW HAS DISADVANTAGE UNTIL HE ESCAPES THE FIRE

>You fight
>A: "KNEEL!"
>THE DEMON IS GRIPPED WITH THE FORCE OF THE EARTH

Like a god...

>Steve has put his back to the door
>A scream echoes from the right hallway
>S: "We're about to have company!"
>T: "Pleashe! Aundo these chains!"

>AL: "I see someone coming."
>Susan steps up
>Cracks her neck
>Z: "Masthew."
>She has her eyes down the hall
>Z: "Leh Me dew dis."
>You look Susan up and down


>Choices
>Commander

ALONG WITH A ROLL FOR WILL!

>Nick drags himself up
>N: "God damn. My jaw."
>He looks to Steve
>Still struggling with the bats
>N: "Nevermind."
>One of them has crawled into Steve's mouth
>It is yanking on his teeth
>N: "Could be worse."


>Fight demon
>Or regroup

>Send Susan to fight oncomer in hallway?
>Keep her back

>Everyone gang up on the big Demon?

>Split and Specialize?

What...do?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1835446

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1835446
RAWLINS LET SUSAN DO IT!!!

>>1835446
>Send Susan to fight oncomer in hallway
>Split and Specialize
Muscles better slap dat demon's ass.

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446
KICK THE DEMONS ASS

UNLEASH THE MEGACHICKEN

SPLIT UP AND SPECIALIZE!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1835446
"Susan...go right ahead."

Rolled 12 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446

Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1835446
release susan, group up with da crew and kill that demon already.

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446

>>1835446
will roll

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>>1835446
Throw Funyons at Nick and Steve and tell them to eat until they feel fine.

Tell Alabaster to Fight the Demon disadvanteged while we rescue this Tim.

Send Susan down the hallway. While Nick and Steve cover her.

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835466

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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1835446
Unleash megachicken and raise those dead bats, Buscemi needs the backup.

Rolled 3 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446
Go Susan go!

Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446

Rolled 10, 13, 18, 16, 15, 17, 17, 16, 2, 18, 3, 16, 6, 18, 20, 4, 1, 9, 19, 4, 20, 9, 15, 3, 2 = 291 (25d20)

>rolls range from mediocre to bad

At least we haven't rolled any 1's yet.

Let's try fixing it

Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1835446
WEeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Rolled 19 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446
zombie attack is yes

Rolled 12 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446
Susan can help buy time along with stone backup to allow her to fall back if needed.

Nick alabaster and anon should be able to focus on the demon.

Rolled 7, 12, 7, 20 = 46 (4d20)

>>1835476
Don't worry, I'll get 4 good rolls to balance it out

Rolled 4 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835446

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1835446
> Fight Demon
> Send Susan
> Split and Specialize

assuming the chains have some kind of lock mechanism, Al should be able to just use Knock on them.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1835446
Let Susan do this.

>>1835500
good dubs

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Rolling for a new selection! THE BATTLE MUST GO!
FAAAAAAAASTER!

Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1835504
remember to roll

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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1835504
>>1835504

Haha I am a gumdrop

NOTE THIS DOES NOT MEAN YOU REROLL
CLARIFICATION!
I AM SELECTING A NEW WINNER!

>>1835508
Hey cool, I got a 7.

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1835467
>>1835446
Oh, and ROLL of course.

>>1835467
>>1835516
PS

Changing for Al to use Knock on chains or try opening them somehow while Anon fghts demon.

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Rolled 10, 8 = 18 (2d10)

>>1835447
>>1835447

WINNER!

>21 total

https://youtu.be/Cq3RWdHteSw

>A: "Go."
>Susan smiles
>All her wicked teeth showing
>Her bird legs quicker
>Her arms rattle and swing out like scythes
>Every inch of her exists because you made it
>You can feel her thoughts
>She's overcome
>With joy
>A joy for killing
>Z: "RAAAAHHH!"
>DOWN THE HALLWAY SHE GOES!

>You hear that same scream
>It sounds familiar

>S: "AAAHHH!"
>Steve is finally had by the imps

THE IMPS DEAL 15 DAMAGE

>The claw at his tongue
>They bite at his face
>You push past Nick
>A: "Help Tim and Steve."
>You reach the demon
>Who's head is slowly beginning to reform

HE ROLLS TO ATTACK

>With your flames
>He rolls Nat 1

HE ROLLS TO KEEP HIS FOOTING
>6
>The powers of hell conspire to aide
>Allowing a reroll

>8
>He stumbles onto all 4s
>His face crumbling back together

>A: "Do you know who I am?"
>It's yellow eyes mock you
>It's half-mouth smiles at you
>De: "You're who he screamed for."
>A: "...what?"
>The demon nods to the possum door
>You can see a body
>Or something within
>It looks small
>...broken
>D: "It was MY name he screamed at the end! For mercy!"
>The demon attempts to stand
>Still smiling
>He manages it and draws his claws out wide

>He passes his saving through against your debuff
>J: "FOR JEPHRECORE!"
>A: "Oh that does it."
>Muscles is excited
>Finally
>Some killing
>A: "We're on a date now."

ROLL STRENGTH!
with adv

>N: "Hold still."
>S: "Howh Still!? They're grinding on my tongue!"
>Alabaster runs into the Puffer door
>You hear a hum
>He emerges minutes later
>Al: "Are you sure?"
>T: "Yesh. There's no time."
>Al: "You need aide!"
>T: "You have to stop them!"

Rolled 11, 15 + 11 = 37 (2d20 + 11)

>>1835523
swiggity swole watch me critfail this roll

Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1835523
ATTAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK

Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d20)

>>1835523
SMASH! SMASH! SMAAAAAASH!

Rolled 8, 14 + 11 = 33 (2d20 + 11)

>>1835523

Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d20)

>>1835523
do you think i'll ruin it

Rolled 3, 9 = 12 (2d20)

>>1835523

Rolled 11, 11 = 22 (2d20)

>>1835523

Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)

>>1835523
REMOVE

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1835523
second roll
>>1835533

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1835523

Rolled 2, 9 = 11 (2d20)

>>1835523
Gotta finish this fucker off fast. wonder if he's got an in with Tom or the Lucitors in some way? No matter.

Rolled 20, 16 = 36 (2d20)

>>1835523
Let me show you all how to roll.

>>1835556
good roll :)
missed quads tho :(

>>1835550
>>1835537
>>1835556
HAHAHAHA HOLY SHIT GET REKT DEMON BOI
https://youtu.be/hod0WtYE4SA

>>1835554
If Tom was good at planning he'd slap a demon he doesn't like with 4 debuffs and then drop it in our faces.
"You wanted a demon heart you didn't specify it had to be from a FALLEN demon :^)"

>>1835523
Late

Rolled 10, 16 = 26 (2d20)

>>1835579
damn

>>1835582
I think the government made the plague on purpose.

Rolled 3, 14 = 17 (2d20)

>>1835523

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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1835550
>>1835550

The winner...

>19
>+10
>29

>>1835537
+2

>>1835556
+2

https://youtu.be/93vmIVzWb-M

>J: "You're shaking..."
>Jephrecore snickers through his anaconda like teeth
>He licks his jaws
>He's right
>You are shaking
>Not with fear
>Not like he tells himself you are
>Spines grow up your neck
>Muscles bulges
>He's shaking
>With joy
>For at last
>In this moment
>Not in the silent times
>Not in the days you pretend to be normal
>When people like your mother wallow in front of you
>Taunting you with how shallow they are
>That isn't you
>You reject it
>You reject THEM
>You're better than that
>Stronger than that

>Muscles raises
>A: "Hit me with everything you got."
>Then he levels himself
>In a knife-hand
>A: "It still won't be enough."
>J: "RRAAAHH!"

THE DEMON SWINGS!
YOU DODGE
YOU SLAP!

>CRACK!
>You take his legs
>He rolls to his back
>Kicks upward with his scrawny legs
>You hammer
>Over
>and Over
>And OVER AGAIN!
>The demon's skin cracks
>His rocky coverings break
>Your back rolls back and forth
>In a rythm of hateful intent
>CRASH
>SMASH!
>BASH!
>Eventually
>His arm
>Breaks

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 15 DAMAGE

cont

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>>1835589
>>1835589

>You feel no pain from him
>No fear
>You only hear another scream from the hallway
>Not the oddly familiar one
>You whip backwards
>A: "Susan."

>Which is when the Nat 20 kicks you
>Right in the jaw
>With a pair of cloven hooves

JEPHRECORE HAS DEALT 30 DAMAGE!
ANONYMOUS' JAW IS BROKEN

>You land on your side
>The demon chuckles
>Rolling upward onto his all fours
>He can barely move from your gravity spell
>So he crawls toward you
>Like a beast
>J: "I'll pry out your bones...SUCK THEM CLEAN!"

>You can see down the hall
>A somewhat muscular man is holding his arm
>He's panting in agony
>He's in cultist robes
>Susan is smashing her head against the wall
>He's muttering something
>Hexing her
>Why does he look so familiar?
>Wait...

>Roll WIS to REMEMBER!

Also what do?

>Nick has helped Steve get free of the imps
>Steve, rolling a Nat 20 against being dazed gets a free attack

>BAM!
>S: "Flying little nightmares."

STEVE DEALS 20 DAMAGE
ONLY ONE IMP REMAINS OF THE SWARM
THE REST HAVE FADED TO ASH AND BACK TO HELL

>Alabaster emerges from the room
>His horn aglow
>AL: "Do not suffer the wicked."
>He brays
>Rears onto his hindlegs

ALL ALLIES WITHIN 20 FEET REGAIN
14 hp!

ANONYMOUS IS AT 61 HP!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1835592

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1835592

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1835592
Let out an autistic screech and use that one move which stuns enemies, then attack!

>>1835592
rember hapi day. also ask Nick or Steve to shoot the guy hexing Susan.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1835592
Blood for Blood + Smash Demon

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1835592
>One With Nothing + Blood For Blood on the demon
Because why the fuck not?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1835592

>>1835604
So we bleed out his immunities
into his blood
and absorb his blood
to (temporarily) gain his immunities
?

I'll support that.

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1835601
wait shit forgot to roll. and i change my vote to use mind scream on the hexer to stop him from hurting Susan.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1835592

>>1835592
>>1835604
Changing vote to interrupting that hex via mind scream.

>>1835595
>>1835592
Can I add a Mind Scream+Blood For Blood on the mage?