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>>1809804
Oh shit its back! I though you were dead/gone

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You and Gohan finally step out of the bounce house, both of you falling to your knees as you let out little groans of pain. "G-Gohan, why does it feel like we've been bouncing non-stop for two weeks?"

Your friend just groans in response, rubbing his aching legs. "I dunno, but it hurts." The two of you just lay on the ground, wriggling around like a couple of worms in pain as you grunt and complain.

"Tch, months worth of training and you two brats get worn out by....this thing." Piccolo chides the two of you, looking at the bounce house before frowning. "Pathetic."

"Hey, you try bouncing up and down non-stop and see how you feel mister Piccolo!" You shoot back at him, attempting to stand up only to fall down again. Ouch.

"Whatever, I'm leaving." Piccolo floats up into the air, stopping for a moment to turn and look to wards Raditz, who seems to be arguing with Kami about something. "Tch." And with that he flies off, his cool cape thing fluttering in the wind. You gotta' get one of those.

Krillin walks over, looking down at the two of you with a small smile. "Heh, tuckered yourselves out huh?"

"Yes." You both groan out.

Krillins smile turns devious. "Well then, guess you're too tired for some birthday cake then huh?"

Cake?

CAKE!!!

>roll me some d50's to see if you can stand!

>>1809831
No, just constant workload and family stuff. Hope we can have a fun time today.

Rolled 47 (1d50)

>>1809832
Rolling

>>1809856
Saff really wants that cake, huh?

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>>1809856
>
"RARGH!" You shout, finding the will to stand, and the desire to eat delicious cake, as you push yourself up. You reach down and grab hold of Gohans wrist, and before he can say anything you've already put him across your shoulders, carrying him like those nice people who punch fires or whatever. "CAKE!" You shout again, salivating at the mouth as you rush past Krillin, knocking your bald friend over.

You pass by Kami and Raditz, who stop their conversation to stare at you in bewilderment for a moment. No time for chit chat though. You head back into the main room, your eyes glinting with a new sheen as you see your delicious carrot shaped cake on the table.

BUT WAIT!

You also spot mister Goku edging closer and closer to wards your delectable desert, having apparently given Chi Chi the slip. You can see the same hunger that drives you in mister Goku's eyes, you know that hunger all too well, what you've done to sate it before...

"Uh, Saff," Gohan grabs your attention. "You can put me down now, I think I can walk again."

You barely hear him as you see Goku pick up a plate and a cutting knife. You'll be darned if you let the first piece go to anyone but yourself!

>A. Lightning Blitz!
>B. Throw Gohan at Goku!
>C. "MISS CHI CHI! GOKU'S TRYING TO EAT THE CAKE!"
>D. Write-in
>Write-in's are encouraged.

>>1809909
>>A. Lightning Blitz!
Brush is back! Yey!

>>1809909
>A. Lightning Blitz!
If that fails
>C. "MISS CHI CHI! GOKU'S TRYING TO EAT THE CAKE!"

>>1809909
Shit no other players?
I guess i vote for
>A

Rolled 36 (1d50)

>>1809956
>>1809957
>>1809960
Lightning Blitz wins! Roll me some d50's.
and try to beat this roll

Rolled 23 (1d50)

>>1809963

Rolled 20 (1d50)

>>1809963
Gotta go fast

Rolled 12 (1d50)

>>1809963
CAAAAKE

>>1809966
>>1809968
>>1809969
Ha. One more roll needed. Saff's depending on you guys.

Rolled 48 (1d50)

>>1809976
NOOOOOOOOO

>>1809993
God bless you

>>1809993
Clutch. Writing.

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>>1809993
Ain't no way you're letting mister Goku get that first slice. "Gohan, hold on tight." You crouch down, the static in the air clinging to your body as bits of electricity zip and zap around your body, your and Gohan's hair standing up on end. Goku senses you, turning to look directly at you, then back to the cake, before settling on you once more with a determined look on his face.

The second you blast off Goku is already moving the blade of his knife to wards the cake, the plastic blade cutting into that spongey goodness. You zip up into the air and collide directly into mister Goku, causing all three of you to topple over one another and onto the floor. "Ow." Gohan groans, eyes spinning slightly.

You shake your head, sitting yourself up and noticing just in time that Goku's gone back for a second chance at your cake! "Not so fast mister Goku!" You shout, Lightning Blitzing again and knocking the plastic knife out of his hands. "I'm the birthday, I get first slice!"

"Aw come on Saff," Goku whines, dodging your strikes as he tries to get around you for a piece of that delicious cake. "I'm starving! Chi Chi only let me have four stacks of pancakes this morning."

Only four?! That's horrible. You din't realize mister Goku was nearly starving, maybe you shoul-NO! No, don't back down on this Saff, if you give up this slice of cake, people will be walking all over you for the rest of your life, and where will your cake be then huh? In somebody else's mouth that's where! "NO!" You shout once more, zip-zaping around mister Goku and grabbing him by the waist to deliver the ultimate Saff style suplex! You slammed him so hard into the ground it actually cracked. "YEAH!" You shout, standing victorious over a dazed Goku! "The first slice is MINE!"

"WHAT'S GOING ON HERE!?" You jump back, seeing Chi Chi practically fuming as she stares at you and Goku. She stomps over, immediately grabbing the both of you by your ears and dragging you away from the cake. "I can't leave you two alone for a minute!" She drags you both over to a pair of seats at the dining table, where most of the others are already waiting. "NOW SIT DOWN AND BE GOOD!" She gives one last shout before leaving.

There's a bit of silence amongst the others before they shrug it off as just another Chi Chi moment. You can see Raditz and Kami talking with each other, Raditz looking angry for some reason.

"Heh, hey Saff," Goku gets your attention, the spiky haired man smiling and rubbing the back of his head. "Sorry about trying to get the first slice, but that was a heck of a move you did back there. You've gotten really stronger since I last saw you."

>A. "You should be sorry, mister Goku. Birthday girls always get the first slice."
>B. "I'm sorry I suplexed you mister Goku."
>C. "Yeah, mister Raijin's a really great teacher."
>D. "How much stronger have you gotten mister Goku? What sorta' training you been doing?"
>E. Ignore Goku and try to listen in on Raditz and Kami.
>F. Write-in.

>>1810085
>>C. "Yeah, mister Raijin's a really great teacher."

>>1810085
>>C. "Yeah, mister Raijin's a really great teacher."
>>D. "How much stronger have you gotten mister Goku? What sorta' training you been doing?"

10 more minutes then writing.

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>>1810099
>>1810104
"Yeah, mister Raijin's a really great teacher. The first thing we did when we showed up on his mountain was dig through the dirt using these really heavy hoes." You smile as you remember back to that first day. It feels like a lifetime ago.

"Heh, that sounds a lot like what me and Krillin did when we were training under Master Roshi. He'd have us wear turtle shells like the one he gave you, and we'd do everything while wearing them." Goku leans forward, propping himself up with an elbow as he reminisces about the good old days. "By the time we were done I felt like I was lighter than air." Goku smiles. "Make sure you remember to thank Raijin for all he's done for you, a good teacher isn't something easy to come by."

"I will mister Goku, I promise." You look back over to Kami and Raditz, the later having apparently flown off already while you were talking with Goku. Kami seems to have a exasperated expression on his face as he walks over to the two of you. "Hi mister Kami, you doin' alright?"

The Guardian of Earth smiles down at you, though you get the feeling he's just trying to hide the fact of how annoyed he is. Wonder what he and Raditz were talking about. "Hello Saff, and yes I'm doing fine. Raditz and I were just...having a conversation about the upcoming battle."

"Anything important?" Goku asks, sitting up a little straighter.

Kami frowns a bit, casting a sideways glance at you before leaning in a little closer to you both. "Raditz wishes to beat Vegeta and Nappa without killing them."

This causes Goku to look genuinely surprised, while Kami looks at your for your own input.

>A. "Wasn't that the plan from the start? We weren't....we weren't gonna' kill them were we?"
>B. "I knew mister Raditz was a nice guy!"
>C. "Is that safe? Mister Raditz said they're really, really strong, and even meaner than he was."
>D. Write-ins
>Write-ins are encouraged.

>>1810197
>A. "Wasn't that the plan from the start? We weren't....we weren't gonna' kill them were we?"

>>1810197
>B. "I knew mister Raditz was a nice guy!"

But also something along the lines of

"Even if it's dangerous, I think we should try to beat them without killing them."

>>1810251
>>1810257
Deadlock. Gonna' give it ten more minutes then we'll just go with both.

Quick question, what do you guys think Saff thinks about the upcoming battle? Does she realize how serious it is or is she naive about it?

>>1810281
naive she hasn't even really taken part in a life or death battle just been around one

>>1810197
>A. "Wasn't that the plan from the start? We weren't....we weren't gonna' kill them were we?"

>>1810251
>>1810294
A wins, writing.

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>>1810251
>>1810294
You look at Kami, your brow furrowing with confusion as you try to understand what he just said. "That's...good isn't it?" You say, causing the Guardian to tense up. "I mean, we weren't gonna' try and...hurt them that much anyways right? We were just gonna' beat them up and make them leave us alone, that was the plan wasn't it?" You see Kami avert his eyes from yours, and for some reason that only makes you angry.

"Saff-" Goku starts, but you cut him off.

"WASN'T IT!?" You shout, slamming your hands down on the table hard enough that it cracks. The others all turn to look at you and your outburst, but you don't care right now. You turn your attention to Goku, who stares back at you with sad understanding. "TELL me weren't really gonna' k-kill them. I know they're supposed to be mean people but, but that doesn't mean we have to do something like THAT."

"...A few days ago I decided to try and sense out Vegeta and Nappa, to see how much longer we would have till they arrived," Kami starts, slowly sitting down in an empty chair beside you. "They had arrived on a planet for some reason, I'm not sure why, but after a few hours there they..." He looks up at you, seriousness in his eyes. "The planet is completely gone Saff. They destroyed an entire planet full of living beings, and if I had to guess they did it for amusement."

You gulp, trying to imagine something like that happening here, just one moment the entire planet is gone, all those people. But... "That, that doesn't mean we have to kill them, we can stop them without doing that." You say, standing from your seat.

"Saff, when I sensed for them I could tell they've gotten much stronger, and it's not just Vegeta and Nappa coming this way anymore." He pauses, looking back to the others. "They've collected two more individuals as well, one of them nearly as strong as Vegeta himself." There's a loud gasp as the others look at each other, realizing what this means for their chances of victory. "So Saff, that's why defeating them in...non-lethal ways, may not be an option. They're just too powerful.

>A. "NO!" Fly off, you can't be around this right now.
>B. "There's always another way mister Kami."
>C. "Well I'M not giving up even if YOU have!"
>D. "...there's got to be another way, there has to be."
>E. Write-in
>Write-in's are encouraged.

>>1810389
>A. "NO!" Fly off, you can't be around this right now.
>C. "Well I'M not giving up even if YOU have!"

Ten more minutes then writing ya'll.

>>1810389
>B. "There's always another way mister Kami."
Challenge them to a game of yugioh and banish their asses to the shadow realm

>>1810427
this

>>1810427
>>1810457
A C wins. Writing.

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>>1810427
>>1810457
"NO!" You shout, floating up into the air as you stare down angrily at Kami. "Even if you've given up, that doesn't mean I have to!" You turn around blasting off so hard that the table is pushed over. You can hear a couple people shouting after you, Tien's voice sticking out the most, but you don't care right now, you just wanna' get away from everyone.

You power yourself up to Fierce Mode MK.1, your power doubling and causing you to speed off even faster. The wind whips at your face, and you're thankful for it, because at least now you can't feel the warm stream of tear running down your cheeks. "Rrrrgh." You growl, just to get the tightness of your throat relaxed, but that only makes things worse as you can feel yourself start to sob now. Stupid, stupid adults, why do they have to be so stupid! They can beat these guys without killing them, don't they see that!?

You suddenly sense a huge power level traveling right behind you, and you stop to see who it is. Surprisingly it's Raditz, so you quickly wipe away your tears and power down before he can see that you've been crying.

"You've been crying." He points out. Shoot. Darn stupid Saiyan eyeballs. "What happened?" He asks, crossing his arms.

You sniff a little, clenching your fists at your sides as you stare up at Raditz, an angry look on your face. "Kami told me what you and him were talking about." Raditz looks like he's about to say something but you cut him off. "Then he said that we wouldn't have a choice but to kill them, so I said that was stupid, of course we have a choice, we can beat them without resorting to that, can't we?!" You scream, looking up to Raditz with pleading eyes.

The Saiyan is silent for a moment, looking you over before nodding his head. "With how strong everyone's gotten in such a short amount of time, yes, I do believe we can beat them without killing them." That cheers you up, even bringing a smile to your face. "But, we'd have to keep training like we have been, non-stop. We're already strong enough that Nappa isn't a problem anymore, but Vegeta still outclasses all of us by a huge margin. Right now you're the only with a chance of beating him."

You blink, surprised. "M-me?"

"Yes you. That power up you give yourself, it increases your power three times over. Right now Vegeta's only got a power level of 18,000, so if we could just get you up to a power level of 8,000, you'd be more than strong enough to take him out without killing him."

>>1810572
"Uh," You gulp, touching your fingers together in embarrassment. "How, uh, how strong am I right now mister Raditz?"

He messes with the scouter on his head for a bit, which you're sure you remember getting broken, before it beeps. "Right now you're just a little over 3,000. My brother's closer to 4,000, along with the three eyed man, and Piccolo's over 5,000. I'm over 8,000 myself." He smirks, looking proud of himself. "So if you want to really beat Vegeta without killing him, you need to get much, much stronger."

You nod your head. "Okay, I will mister Raditz!"

>A. Ask mister Raditz to come back to the part with you.
>B. Ask if you can train with him for a while

Choosing B will cause us to time skip two months, or we can role play some training time with Raditz during that whole time. A will just let us go back to the party, have some fun, and then chose some training methods afterwards.

>>1810574
>B
Sounds more interesting

Gonna' take a hour break here guys, be back after makin' some din din.

>>1810574

>B

If we select B, do we lose out on the training methods from A?

I mean, we're training with Raijn for a reason. Not that B doesn't sound cool, because it does, but...

I mean I'm voting for it anyway, but...

>>1810574
>B. Ask if you can train with him for a while
We should still go back to say goodbye

>>1810574
>>B. Ask if you can train with him for a while

>>1810759
You'll basically be going away to train with Raditz for two months. This is mostly because you're angry about what went down with Kami, and because all you seem to realize right now is that Raditz wants to defeat the Saiyans without killing them.

You'll still have like 5 or 4 months left to train before Vegeta and Nappa arrive.

>>1810858
If ya'll want you can vote on this too, saying goodbye to the others for a bit.

>>1810898
>>1810858

Yeah let's do this. Once Saff calms down a bit.

Follow your heart, Saff! This is Shounen! Following your heart always works, and following your brain never does!

I kid, I kid.

Okay so B wins, do ya'll also wanna' head back to the lookout to say goodbye?

>A. Nay
>B. Yay

>>1811163
>B. Yay

>>1811163
ay

>>1811185
>>1811197
Alright, I'll write up a response later on, Dad and brother and sister just came over. We're gonna' watch an Irishman get his ass whooped tonight.

Sigh.

Or not, who knows.

>>1811238
wait the fights tonight?

>>1811256
Yup

>>1811273
Good.
I hope that piece of human garbage Mayweather get's his shit pushed in.
Have a good time with your family Brushy.

>>1811238
>Or not, who knows.
Only way McGregor wins is if Mayweather let's him land a solid hit, or it goes the distance. If it goes the whole distance McGregor might win to build hype for a rematch.
>>1810085
>we suplexed Goku
What did I start with Tofoo?

>>1811914
I swear to god if it's another 12 rounds of the most passive pussy shit boxing like last time I'm gonna light Mayweather on fire.

Rolled 28, 23, 29, 48 = 128 (4d50)

Gonna' be rollin' some training stuff before I post the update.

First up are the Son family!

Rolled 32, 2, 40, 4 = 78 (4d50)

>>1812577
>48
Nice.
Next up is Krillin and Chiaotzu!

Rolled 47, 3, 16, 48 = 114 (4d50)

>>1812580
>40
Not bad, that's respectable.

Next up, the eternal jobber Yamcha!

Rolled 27, 44, 50, 11 = 132 (4d50)

>>1812583
>48
Just as good as Goku's family, could this be a turn of good luck? Probably not!

Next up is Tien and Launch!

>>1812589
>50
Sweet mama jama they got the crit, someone's getting a huge power boost.

Now, since you're going to be heading off to train with Raditz(and Piccolo by extension), we'll save those rolls for later. Update soon.

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You stare down, noticing for the first time that you and Raditz are flying above a lush green forest with a long running river cutting through it. You let a little sigh, before staring back up at Raditz with determination. "Alright then."

"Alright?" He asks, slightly confused.

You fly up a little closer to him, fists clenched as you get a determined look on your face. "Yeah mister Raditz, alright, I'll come train with you!."

It takes Raditz a few moments to process what you've just said, before the Saiyan's eye starts to twitch. Weird, just like mister Piccolo. "You want...to come train with me?"

"Yup."

"....Okay." Raditz finally says, uncrossing his arms. "I'll warn you though, I'm not going to take it easy on you. I don't know who you've been training with-"

"A thunder god." You answer sweetly.

"...But with me you're going to go through hell itself. You might want to say goodbye to your friends because it's going to be a grueling time." He smirks, probably thinking he looks super tough and cool. Then a bird lands in his bushy hair.

"Mmmkay, have fun with mister birdie mister Raditz, I'll be right back." You say, flying off as the sounds of Raditz's cries of anger fill the surrounding area.

You arrive back at the look out fairly quickly, noticing that everyone's still there except for the Son family. You hover down to wards Krilling and Chiaotzu, who both look at you with relief. "Guys, there's something I've got to tell you," You start, noticing Tien heading your way. "I'm leaving for a while to go train with mister Raditz."

"WHAT?!" Krilling shouts, getting some spittle on you. Gross. "Saff what do you mean you're gonna' go train with Raditz? He's...he's Raditz!"

"And what about your training with Raijin?" Chiaotzu asks. "I thought the whole point of us doing this was so we could be prepared for the Saiyans when they arrived?"

"It was, is, but mister Raditz and I think we can beat the Saiyans without killing them. While others," You look over at Kami, your face frowning a bit as you notice he looks away. "Think we can't."

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>>1812621
Tien walks up, looking down at you with that expressionless gaze of his. Then he kneels down and puts a hand on your shoulder, and for some reason that feels heavier right now. "Saff, I can't say I completely agree with what you're doing," You start to argue but he shushes you. "However, I trust you enough to make the right decisions for yourself. Just know we'll all be here waiting for you when you come back, okay?" You nod your head, reaching forward and wrapping your arms around Tien, your teacher doing the same.

You say your last goodbyes to the whole group, asking mister Popo if you could leave your birthday presents here at the Lookout for the time being. As you fly off you realize one terrible, horrible thing.

You never got any cake.
===

It's a short while later when you arrive at the desert, where apparently Raditz and Piccolo have been training with each other. All around you is evidence of their harsh training sessions, giant holes in the ground, whole hills just blown apart, a LOT of bones. Like, more than there actually should be.

"Ready to get serious then?" You turn around, seeing Piccolo leaning against the side of a hill as he smirks at you. "Don't know what kind of pampered training you've been used to-"

"Training with a thunder god." You answer, smiling happily at Piccolo.

Aaaaand eye twitch. "...but me and Raditz have been taking things seriously, and you'll be expected to do the same."

You nod your head, trying to put on a serious face. "I will mister Piccolo. So what's the first lesson?"

The green man smirks at you, bringing two fingers to his forhead as energy crackles around him. "DODGE!"

>end.
>Mmmkay guys, time to see how Saff's training will go. Roll me some d50's please, pray for high rolls.
>Also hope you guys had fun tonight, I know I did. fucking McGregor
>And here's my twitter https://twitter.com/QM_Brush

Rolled 1312, 386, 1683, 596 + 2000 = 5977 (4d2500 + 2000)

Mmmkay, time for power ups.

First up are Krillin and Chiaotzu.

Rolled 1891, 2384, 1985, 1031 + 2500 = 9791 (4d2500 + 2500)

>>1812628
Nice, Krillin's at 5,820 and Chiaotzu's at 6,160.
Next is Yamcha

Rolled 290, 432, 882, 1193 + 2500 = 5297 (4d1500 + 2500)

>>1812632
Woof, Yamcha's at 6,860. Far cry from jobber status if you ask me.

Next we got the Son family. Goku first because Zenkai bullshit.

Rolled 757, 398, 1059, 417 + 1500 = 4131 (4d1500 + 1500)

>>1812636
Could've been better, Goku's at 7,435.

Now for Chi Chi and Gohan.

Rolled 1526, 2896, 925, 2304, 1754, 1969, 2942, 660, 2303, 802, 2490, 225, 1211, 2532, 414, 2234, 910, 2596, 613, 2913, 333, 1106, 1667, 1646, 2158 = 41129 (25d3000)

>>1812640
Not bad. Chi Chi's at 5,505 and Gohan's at 5,200. Still weaker than mommy.

Now for Tien and Launch, they got a 50. Tien first since he's got a different power scale.

Rolled 1558, 2788, 2627, 386 + 3000 = 10359 (4d3500 + 3000)

>>1812642
Okay, let's see if we can't do that again and not fuck it up.

Rolled 406, 1088, 727, 686 + 1200 = 4107 (4d1200 + 1200)

>>1812644
Jesus. Tien's at 10,260.

Now for Launch.

Rolled 21, 45, 16, 28 = 110 (4d50)

>>1812647
Aaaand Launch is now at 3,010.

Now all I need from you guys is some d50's and we'll see how Saff does. Rolling for how well Piccolo and Raditz can train ya'.

Rolled 27 (1d50)

>>1812625

Rolled 28 (1d50)

>>1812655
Rolling

Rolled 9 (1d50)

>>1812625
guess i'll roll again

>>1812662
>>1812674
>>1812704
Eeeesh. Need one more, better hope it's high if you want a big power up for Saffy.

Rolled 17 (1d50)

>>1812715
Guess I'll give it one final go if nobody else will

>>1812765
>>1812704
>>1812662
I know it is cheap to ask but can we do this roll another time? I really don't want to be 75%of the reason saff is weak. I don't want to mess everything up for us

Rolled 47 (1d50)

>>1812769
If allowed then I'll roll again.

Rolled 1 (1d50)

>>1812769
ya blew it

>>1812866
Says the one rolling a nat 1.

>>1812950
But I rolled it outside of the acceptable range. Thus I just saved us from a 1 down the line. Can you dig my infallible logic?

Rolled 489 + 2000 (1d2200 + 2000)

>>1812769
I don't wanna' be a hard ass but I'm gonna' keep the rolls. Sorry, sometimes Saff has a difficult time. You'll have more time to train up though.

Okay so, based on Saff's rolls, her highest being 28, and based on how well Raditz and Piccolo train you which was a 45, roll me 1d1800+1600

Rollin' for Piccolo's Power up

Rolled 885, 2051, 797 + 2000 = 5733 (3d2200 + 2000)

>>1813209
Aaaaand fucked that up. here's the rest of Piccolo's rolls.

Rolled 2555, 55, 762, 1697 + 3000 = 8069 (4d3000 + 3000)

>>1813211
Not bad, Picolo's up to 9,150.

Now for Raditz.

>>1813213
Aaaand Raditz is at 13,900. Whew.

Rolled 304 + 1600 (1d1800 + 1600)

>>1813209

>>1813209
Just do it.

Rolled 396 + 1600 (1d1800 + 1600)

>>1813209
Damn you for automatically capitalizing.


Roll you piece of shit.

>>1813238
>>1813257
Yeeeesh. Well, you guys still got two more rolls to turn it around and give Saff a nice big power boost.

>>1813209

Rolled 233 + 1600 (1d1800 + 1600)

>>1813209
>>1813281
something ate my dice.

>>1813238
>>1813257
>>1813285
Seems the dicegods hate us. Quickly sacrifice something to appease them.

Come on guys, just one more roll, I believe in you!

Rolled 309 + 1600 (1d800 + 1600)

>>1813209

Rolled 1281 + 1600 (1d1800 + 1600)

>>1813319

>>1813238
>>1813257
>>1813285
>>1813319
Eeesh. Okay, highest one out of all those was 396, we'll round it up to 400 making Saff gain an even 2000 power up, raising her to 5,120.
And Fierce Mode Mk. 1 is at 10,240
And Fierce Mode Mk.2 is at 15,360

You guys not only fucked up the training rolls,you also missed the cake! Kami damn it.

>>1813332
Will you continue later today?

>>1813509
It's a bad luck day, clearly.

>captcha: REST FIRST

welp

Might play a little in an hour if anyone's interested.

>>1815589
I'll vote but I won't roll

>>1815613
Come on man, you can't beat yourself over this. Everybody has bad nights. Here, try a couple rolls right now and see.

Rolled 43, 10, 44, 6, 35 = 138 (5d50)

>>1815638

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>>1815675
Ayyyy, there we go.

>>1815704
I'll play

Aight aight, in thirty minutes I'll have some stuff ready.

Hope ya'll are excited to be training with Piccolo and Raditz.

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A few weeks had passed since you joined up with Raditz and Piccolo, abandoning your training with Raijin and the others for now in an effort to learn what Raditz had called "experience". What that entailed was constant survival, day in and day out, while fighting Piccolo and Raditz. For six straight days you'd be on your own out in the wilderness, evading and fending off the duo. Every seventh day you'd have a chance for rest, usually you spent it napping away your bruised body or bothering Piccolo with childish questions, like why was he green, why did he have such pointy ears, why was he always angry.

Most of them were answered with grunts.

Today is one of those lucky days though, your day of relaxation. Giving a loud yawn as you sit up from your pile of leaves, you scratch yourself as you look around. You'd set up camp with Raditz and Piccolo, out in the wilderness with the giant hills and roaming dinosaurs. Delicious, tasty dinosaurs. There was a fire brewing up already, with Raditz sitting beside it and warming himself up. Piccolo was up on one of those tall hills, arms crossed as he looked out into the distance. Sometimes you wondered if he only did that to look cool.

"Mornin'." You say, still drowsy with sleep. You walk over to the fire, Raditz giving you a nod as he stares intently into the flames. "What's for breakfast?"

"Whatever you manage to find, it's your turn to cook." Raditz replies, giving you a small grin.

"Oooooh." You whine, shoulders slumping as you turn around and look at the landscape. You know there's some big beasts running around that'd probably make for some delicious meat, and some veggies scattered about too, of course mister Raditz really just prefers meat. You remember seeing some big melons around here too, and even if he didn't say it out loud, you knew mister Piccolo liked the water from them. Though they were a bit harder to find.

>Roll 3d50 to see if you can find some decent Meat, Veggies, and a Melon for mister Piccolo. 3rd d50 will have the hardest challenge, but well worth it to make mister Piccolo happy.

Rolled 12, 31, 1 = 44 (3d50)

>>1815915

Rolled 19, 12, 36 = 67 (3d50)

>>1815915

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>>1815925
>1 on the Melon
Hmmm, this'll be fun.

Rolled 34, 12, 39 = 85 (3d50)

>>1815915

>>1815925
>>1815930
>>1815953
Not bad, just need one more roll.

Rolled 46, 37, 4 = 87 (3d50)

>>1815915

TRY IT

>>1815981
Oooh, nice. So that's...
>47 for Meat, you found a nice big dinosaur sleepin' around and took part of its tail.
>37 for Veggies, you found some hug daikon radishes and some turnips, those'll be good.
>And a 1 for the Melon, which will have some good, and bad consequences.

Writing.

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>>1815925
>>1815930
>>1815953
>>1815981
First thing's first, you gotta' find some meat to eat. You grab the wicker basket you've been using to collect food stuff for the last couple weeks, quickly flying up into the air so you can better scout out some choice meat. It doesn't take you long to come across a sleeping dinosaur, some big mean looking thing that you've run across before. At first you were scared of it, but realizing just how much stronger YOU are compared to it made things a lot funner, especially when you chased the thing around.

For the last few weeks you, Raditz, or Piccolo have been slicing off parts of the dinosaurs tail, and then cooking them up to eat. Which is exactly what you planned on doing right now. "Hey mister Dinosaur." You say cheerfully, floating down beside the beast. It wakes up, still drowsy as it turns to look at you, it's eyes widening when it realizes who you are.

The dinosaur tries to get up and escape, but you just grin as you hold it in place by the short remnants of its tail. "Uh-uh, not gettin' away today." You raise your hand a give a quick Crane School chop, severing a nice piece of tail meat from the dinosaur before letting it run away. "Now for some veggies." You say out loud. To yourself. You're a bit weird sometimes.

Finding the veggies is just as easy as finding the meat, as you come across bunch of growing radishes and turnips, quickly picking those up before wiping the sweat off your brow. "Okay, now for the melon."

You look around, sticking your head up into the air a bit to see if you can sniff out the melon, and thankfully you manage to pick up its scent. "Got'cha." You say, again, to yourself. You follow the scent trail to a grove of trees, pushing past some thick bushes to see a lone melon sitting all by itself. "Found ya!" You say happily, running to wards the melon...

And immediately see a furry hand reach down and pick it up. "HEY!" You shout, looking up, then widening your eyes. Before you stands, well, a big ol' monkey man. Wearing some intricate armor and carrying around a pole almost like mister Goku's, only fancier looking. The monkey man grins down as he rubs the melon on his chest, getting a nice sheen to it. Those fangs of his look pretty nasty you notice.

"Ahhh, nothin' like a fresh melon to start the day." He says, his voice friendlier than you expected. The monkey man opens his mouth so wide that you think even YOU would fit in it, as he brings the melon closer.

>A. "WAIT!"
>B. Punch him in the stomach! That's your melon!
>C. "Hey, I found that first!"
>D. Dodon Ray!
>E. Write-in.

>>1816042
>Use super speed to replace his melon with an object of similar size and shape, so he'll bite into it just like in cartoons

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>>1816077
Is this possible?

>>1816077
>>1816085
I'll allow it because it's funny.

>>1816077
This

Mmmmkay, time for Looney Tunes shit.

Roll me some d50's.

Rolled 29 (1d50)

>>1816118

Rolled 46 (1d50)

>>1816118

>>1816134
>46
See?! What'd I tell ya' man!

Rolled 28 (1d50)

>>1816118

>>1816122
>>1816134
>>1816145
>46
Is a good roll. Writing.

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>>1816134
Thinking quickly you do what comes naturally to you. You pick up a rock about the same size and shape of the melon, and Lightning Blitz your way over to the monkey man. With deft quickness you slip the melon out of his hands and switch it with the rock, grinning happily to yourself as you skid to a stop a few feet away. "Ah ha-ahhh?"

You stare in horror as the monkey man bites down on the rock, chewing through it like candy. You can hear the loud crunching sounds it makes in his mouth. The look on his face isn't one of anger, but slight confusion. "Hmmm?" He looks down, finally noticing the rock in his hands. "Hang on, this ain't a melon, it's a rock...." He pauses for a moment, before stuffing the rest of the rock into his mouth and chewing that up, eventually swallowing the whole thing before licking his fingers like he'd just dined on the finest feast. He turns his head, finally noticing you. Or the melon. "Hey, kid, it's not nice to take other peoples stuff, hand over the melon." He makes a come hither motion with his fingers, and for some reason you feel drawn to him.

"N-no!" You shout, clutching the melon closely to your chest. "This is my melon, I saw it first."

The monkey man rolls his eyes, clearly more annoyed than angry at you, and starts walking to wards you. "Look kid, law of the jungle says-"

"We're not in the jungle though, we're in the wasteland?" You say.

He stops in his tracks, left eye twitching slightly. "It's a figure of speech. Anyway, law of the jungle is very clear on this. Finders keepers. I found it, so I'm keeping it. Preferably in my stomach." You see his hand reaching to wards the melon.

Thinking quickly you lightning blitz off...only to stop like a foot away as the monkey man places his hand on top of your head. "Wh-what?"

"Neat trick, guessin' Raijin taught you that one." He lifts you up in the air so that you're now face to face with one another. Boy those fangs looks mean and sharp.
>A. "Who are you?"
>B. "You know mister Raijin?"
>C. KICK HIM IN THE FACE!
>D. Go Fierce Mode on him!
>E. Start crying, adults hate it when kids cry!
>F. Call for Raditz and Piccolo.
>G. Write-in

>>1816220
>"Let me go." Followed by B

>>1816242

I'll support this, followed by A.

>>1816220
>B
then
>A

>>1816242
>>1816292
>>1816310
Looks like "Let me go." then B then A wins.

Will try to write this up soon, feeling worn out though and I gotta' be at work in 9 hours. Might just doze off. Sorry, hope you guys had some fun tonight.

>>1816346
Don't stress it, sleep happens.

>>1812640
>>Could've been better, Goku's at 7,435.
Reeeeee

>>1816242
>>1816292
>>1816310
"LET! ME! GO!" You shout, wriggling around in this monkey mans grip to seemingly no avail. Your tiny adorable feet kick at the air as you struggle, only making the monkey man grin in amusement.

"Nah, this is actually starting to get pretty funny. Can't imagine how much you must've worn out Raijin."

You pause, frowning as you stare at the monkey man. "You know mister Raijin?"

He shrugs, walking over to a tree stump and sitting down, still holding you in the air by the head. "Yup, me and him go waaaaaaaay back. Had a couple throw downs too, went on some adventures, you know the usual thing you do with your buddies." The monkey man snaps his fingers, a small toothpick appearing out of nowhere as he uses it to pick at his teeth. "Been a couple hundred years since I last saw the guy, how's he doin'?"

"Good." You answer, arms and legs crossed as he just go with the flow. "He makes really good soup, and he's got all these delicious veggies too!"

"Heh, guess he stopped eatin' belly buttons then." He mumbles.

"So, who are you anyways?" You ask.

That grin on his face gets wider as he suddenly stands, dropping you to the ground. He hops on top of the tree stump, flexing his muscles for you, or maybe just himself, as his smile glints in the sunlight. "You're lookin' at the most handsome monkey king in the world kiddo, the one who defied the heavens themselves, the one who couldn't be stopped even by a whole mountain!" He switches over to another pose, the air around him flaring up. "You're lookin' at Sun Wukong baby!"

You stare up at him, this Sun Wukong, in wonderment. So cool.

>A. Clap
>B. Run away with the melon.
>C. "Oh! So you're the one who's training Goku and his family."
>D. "I'm Saff!"
>E. Write-in

>>1818168
>>C. "Oh! So you're the one who's training Goku and his family."
>>D. "I'm Saff!"

>>1818168
>A
>C
>D

>>1818168
>C. "Oh! So you're the one who's training Goku and his family."
...
>E. "Can I have the melon please Mister Kong?"
Maybe he'll stop being a shit if we mind our manners?

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>>1818269
>Sun Wukong
>Not being a shit.

>>1818278
I never read Journey to the West.
Sue me.

>>1818294
Admittedly he's more precocious than a dick, but before the journey he was a bit of an asshole.

Also completely unrelated, one of hte best fight scenes with Sun Wukong.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=01jDsiEGkj8

I'll write up another response sometime later today.

>>1818316
Damn Wukong
You scary

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>>1818227
>>1818224
>>1818269
"Oh!" You suddenly realize just who is standing in front of you, standing up and giving a little bow to Sun Wukong. "That means you're the person who's been training mister Goku and his family."

Sun Wukong grins, nodding his head as he jumps into the air. Before he lands his tail shoots out, planting itself into the tree stump a bit and keeping the monkey king held up by its strength alone. "One and only kid, been havin' a blast trainin' them too." He pauses, a small frown appearing on his face. "Though the wife could do without that stick up her a-"

"I'm Saff!" You say, walking forward and extending a hand. Wukong extends a pinkie and you shake that instead. "I lost my memory!"

"Then...how do you-"

"I dunno." You say cheerfully, smiling at the monkey king.

"Eh, whatever. To each their own." Wukong eyes the melon in your hands again, licking his lips. "So, ya' gonna' hand over that melon or what?"

You frown, clutching the melon closer and turning away from Son Wukong. "No. This is for mister Piccolo. He really likes them."

Wukong stands up, stepping off the stump and walking to wards you with his hands in his pockets. "Well I really like them too, and since I've gone through all the trouble of trainin' yer' little friends, maybe you should just hand that fruit over then."

"No." You say, pouting.

Son Wukongs hair starts to stand up on end, and his face seems to distort and become more bestial. "Kid....I'm warning you. Hand over the melon."

>A. Hand over the melon.
>B. Point. "OH NO! The sun esploded!"
>C. Run. Run very fast.
>D. "I'll play you for it." (What game?)
>E. Write-in

>>1818690
>E But he never eats anything else he could starve if I don't get it to him! You seemed to enjoy that rock maybe I could find you another one? Pwease? *Adorable Saff pout*

>>1818690
>>D. "I'll play you for it." (What game?)
Janken baby.

>>1818706
Support

>>1818702
God that's adorable.
>>1818706
>>1818712
Can't go wrong with Janken.

I'll give it 10 more minutes then voting ends. Hope you got some hot d50's ready.

Rolled 31 (1d50)

>>1818706
>>1818712
Mmmmmkay, Janken wins it.

Roll me some d50's and try to beat this roll.

Rolled 14 (1d50)

>>1818751
Sorry, was watching my nephew

>>1818762
Well you may be a poor roller but you're a good uncle.

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>>1818769
My sister won't let me do any fun shit, so I guess watching old cartoons with him will do.

>>1818779
Watch Gargoyles.

or Dragon Ball.

Or just watch Gargoyles.

Rolled 40 (1d50)

>>1818751

>>1818786
He's like 5.
I'm not sure he'd be able to keep up with Gargoyles.

>>1818791
AY GOOD SHIT NIGGA

Rolled 25 (1d50)

>>1818751

>>1818793
Beast wars then.
>>1818791
Good roll man.

Rolled 34 (1d50)

>>1818751

>>1818800
>Beast wars
The CG Transformers show?
Maybe, but fuck it.
I'm gonna see if I can't find the old TMNT cartoon.
Not the 87 version, the 03 version.

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>>1818791
You back up slightly, feeling genuine fear as Sun Wukong towers over you. Still, you aren't going to give up this melon without a fight. Only problem is you know that this monkey king would whoop your butt seven ways to Sunday with ease. So you've got to do what mister Tien always teaches you, you've got to play this smart!

"I-I'LL PLAY YOU FOR IT!" You shout, causing Sun Wukong to stop and his face to revert back to a more friendlier appearance. "If you win you get the melon, if I win I get it."

Sun Wukong rubs his chin, thinking over your suggestion before smiling. "Alright kid, you're on. Sounds a lot better than smackin' around some toddler anyways. What's the game?"

"Not a toddler." You mumble before setting the melon on the ground. "We're gonna' play Janken!" You declare, pointing a finger at Sun Wukong in what you hope is a cool pose. "One round only, winner takes all."

The monkey kings smile seems to grow to impossible proportions, every single sharp fang in his mouth visible. "Ohohohohoho, Janken huh? You know your buddy Goku likes to play that game too," He leans in. "and I ain't never lost a match with him."

Gulp. Uh oh. "Well, well I guess I'm lucky I'm not mister Goku then huh?!" You crack your knuckles as you prepare yourself, Sun Wukong kneeling down so that the two of you are level. You bring your closed fist forward, Wukong doing the same. "Ready?" You ask.

"Ready."

"Jan!"

"KEN!"

"HA!"

As both of your fists come careening down, you can see Wukongs eyes turn a firey red, the forest around you crackling with unknown amounts of energy. The wind starts whipping up as you both start to call out your moves, it feels like an actual hurricane is surrounding you two!

Then, just before either of your moves happen, a huge burst of energy seems to erupt from the middle of you both, expanding and expanding until it engulfs the whole forest. It's all you can do not to be flown back, all you can do not to pass out from all this pressure! And then, just when you think you can't stand anymore, the energy disappears, and the forest settles down again, and as you look down at both of your fists, you can't help but grin.

"HA! Paper beats rock!" You say, slamming your open palm down onto the monkey kings closed fist. "Saffy wins!"

>>1818822
...Jesus Christ
Now I know why Grandpa Gohan liked this technique.

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>>1818822
Sun Wukong yanks at his hair as you dance around him, cheerfully gloating about beating the monkey king as his face turns to one of despair. "But, how! I'm the handsome monkey king, the Buddha who's so coola'! How'd you beat me?"

You turn around, hands on your hips as you grin at him. "Because I walk the path of a woman, a harsh and mean road traversed only by the strong." You place a hand over your chest. "In my heart beats the strength of not one, but a million! You didn't lose when you threw rock mister Wukong," You pick up the melon, starting to walk off. "You lost when you woke up this morning."

>That's it for tonight folks, hope you had fun.

>>1818850
Where the hell is Saff picking this stuff up?
Did Tien do morning speeches or something?
Anyways, I had fun Brushy.
Hope you get a good rest.

>>1818850
I bet wukong ALWAYS throws rock, and goku never figured it out. Or he fell into the trap of thinking that the NEXT time won't possibly be the same.

Stupid rock monkeys

>>1818860
Rock monkeys love throwin' Rock.

Question is, what's the meaning behind Saff throwing paper, hmmm?

Probably nothing but ya'll can speculate.
>>1818853
Launch, TV, and natural charisma.

>>1818860
>"Dad he's just gonna throw ro-"
>"Shhhhhhh Gohan. I got him for sure this time."
And this goes on for a good 6 hours every day.

>>1818850
Great thread Brushwood
>>1818868
I could see it.

http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1809804/
Thread is archived ya'll

>>1818883
Thanks, lookin' forward to seein' what Karn's up to this weekend.
>>1818868
What you don't realize is that Saiyans in general have an innate desire to do things in the most difficult manner.

Or Goku's an idiot.

>>1818865
>Question is, what's the meaning behind Saff throwing paper
Hmmm...
Paper by itself is quite weak, tears easy, and doesn't really hold up to the elements.
But if you fold it enough, you can make it quite tough at the expense of surface area.
And if you can fold it around object to store or trap them too.
...that's all I got.
Maybe it symbolizes the drawbacks of her transformation and the utilities thereof.
It could also have something to do with what might be her ideal style, reshaping herself to fit the task at hand.
I dunno, I'm just talking out of my ass.

Did you know that a statistical majority of people pick rock first?
That's why I always throw paper first.

>>1818892
Well that's more thought that I put into it.

>>1818893
It's probably because Rock is the first thing most people think of when they play the game.

>>1818894
Is it some chinese symbolism shit like the old school elemental system or something?

>>1818888
>Thanks, lookin' forward to seein' what Karn's up to this weekend.
What he does every weekend. Causing death and destruction.
>What you don't realize is that Saiyans in general have an innate desire to do things in the most difficult manner.
This is too accurate.
>Or Goku's an idiot
Also accurate.