>>1773146


As the tingle gets stronger you know EXACTLY what's about to happen and before either of the girls has a chance to react to the strange behavior you bend over, the tell-tale feeling of air rushing over your head as Khrone jumps over the chair in an attempt to jump onto your back. This had once been a prank and bully sort of thing he had done when you were younger but nowadays it was more of a simple “pay attention to me” maneuver.

Thankfully having been the recipient of this maneuver for the better part of ten years you had become rather adept at knowing when he would do such a thing. You can’t help but enjoy the sight of the short teen on the ground ahead of you. Before either girl reacts you begin to chuckle and sit back up.

“Come now, Khrone I’d have thought by now you’d know not to do that.” You tease. You aren’t sure if its just the reassurance of having him around or being able to make a fool out of him that gave you the confidence in your voice, but you weren’t going to look a gift horse in the mouth.

He perks up to say something but before he does he locks his sight on Yang and in your head you feel the growing headache it will be until he gets a hold of himself. It had always been the dynamic between the two of you, he was the one that was good with the ladies, and you were the one that was good at keeping HIM from being too good with the ladies.

You still wouldn’t forget the face that one Mayor's daughter had made when you caught him trying to smuggle her away for a more...intimate evening.

“Oh shush up tin-man! You know it's harmless fun.” He replies, a large smile on his face.

You would love to tell him that the two girls beside you knew about why that would be an appropriate nickname, but seeing the gleam in Yang’s eye you think better of it. Once the pleasantries are finished (with a tiny bit of corralling on your part to keep Khrone in line) the four of you continue to joke amongst yourselves before the boarding announcement is made. As you make your way up the ramp into the massive flying devices hold you think of what you’ll do while aboard.

>A. Explore the ship, maybe meet some new faces
>B. Stick with Khrone, you feel sort of bad for ditching him...or did he ditch you?
>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.
>D. Other.

>>1773202
>C

>>1773202
>>A. Explore the ship, maybe meet some new faces

>>1773202
>>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

>>1773202

>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

As much as I enjoy the antics of manlet Khorne, let's hang around some new people. Besides we can meet three or more different new people by sticking with the girls

>>1773202
>>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

>>1773202
>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

>>1773202
>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.
Let's network.

Also, I'm just going to throw this out there... We could waifu Khorne. Just an idea.

>>1773202
>>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

>>1773241

That idea is awful and you know it. Why would you want to waifu the manlet version of the Chaos God of violence, rage, and blood? He's not into the Slaaneshi faggotry you're proposing

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>>1773248
>He's not into the Slaaneshi faggotry you're proposing

>>1773202
>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

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>>1773241
It's either Yang, or Ruby AND Yang. The are no other options.

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>>1773346
>Prioritizing Yang over Ruby

>>1773346
I'll take just Ruby, thanks.

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>>1773346

You have great taste sir. I'd go with just Yang. Besides with her we win the most

>Adorable little half sister-in-law
>Hang out with the greatest drunk Qrow
>Tai is a pretty cool guy
>Get to constantly troll Raven

>>1773352
>>1773365

>Thinking Ruby is a better waifu than Yang
>Pic related

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>>1773367
You normally have shit opinions or is this just a special case?

>>1773202
>>C. Stick with Ruby and Yang, they don’t seem to mind you so far and maybe it’ll be a nice change of pace.

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>>1773367
my african american bretherin

>>1773371
Pretty sure its a normal thing for him.

>>1773371

Chaos is almost a meme of poor taste at this point.

>>1773371
>>1773374

I like Ruby a lot, but I'd never waifu her. But look on the bright side, I don't consider her an absolute dumpster fire for should someone waifu her.

>>1773376

You're one to talk about poor taste Star you toasterfucker

>>1773390
WOAH WOAH ..Calm down dude.

Back.

The WRITIN SHALL COMMENCE NOW!

>>1773401

Hey, I'm just saying. She's fucking leagues above the unholy trinity of shit RWBY waifus

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>>1773202

You decide to stick with Ruby and Yang, if for nothing more than because they seem to enjoy your company (and totally not because you find them incredibly attractive). Finding a quiet place to sit with the duo you look out the window and stare down at the city before you. Before you can stop yourself you find yourself standing and moving to the window, pressing your fingers against the glass in wonderment.

You’ve always been seeing things from the ground, each tree and village blurring seamlessly that you could never get a sense of scale of it all. But now? Up here? It all became so much clearer. All those people down there, going about their lives knowing they are kept safe but hunters and huntresses; and one day by you.

You can’t help but smile.

As the metal beast lurches slightly and takes to the sky you feel the two of them come up behind you and join you at the window.

“It really changes your perspective on things being up here, huh?” You ask, getting nods from the both of them.

The silence lingers for awhile as you watch the ground below slowly sink away. However that is broken up once Yang and Ruby both notice your scroll and ask for your contact information. While on the inside you’re incredibly giddy at the prospect of new friends (pretty ones at that) you are embarrassed to inform them that you don’t know how.

The conversation that follows is one of the most embarrassing you’ve had in awhile, having to explain you didn’t really have a scroll at all until yesterday. Thankfully they understand and are happy to show you before you all settle back in to enjoy the flight.

That is...until an Orange haired girl in pink and white seemingly drops from the ceiling in front of you.

>A. Wat do?

>A. Help the girl up.
>B. Watch and see
>C. Yelp in suprise
>D. Other.

>>1773490
>A. Help the girl up.
We good boys

>>1773490
>>A. Help the girl up.

>>1773490
>C. Yelp in suprise
>A. Help the girl up.

>>1773490
>>A. Help the girl up.
"just DROPPING in?"

>>1773490
>C. Yelp in suprise
>A. Help the girl up.

>>1773490
>C. Yelp in suprise
>A. Help the girl up.

>>1773504
supporting write in

>>1773490
>>A. Help the girl up.
We're a proper gentleman, even if we're a tech-illiterate heathen.

>>1773490
>A. Help the girl up.

>>1773490

>A. Help the girl up.

Let's help out lady Thor

>>1773490

>Roll me 1d20 boys.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1773519
Ayy

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1773519

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1773519

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1773519
lady luck inbound!

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>>1773524

>>1773524

Hmmm, should I roll or not?

>>1773524

You're a lucky man. You avoid the Meatballs today.

>>1773490

Standing up you quickly rush to help the girl up, though by the time you’ve crossed the scant two feet to get to her she kips up, looks at you and throws a massive smile on that forewarns mischief. Before you can even get a word out she taps you on the forehead and says a single sentence.

“Tag. You’re it!”

Before you even manage to comprehend what you’ve been dragged into you the girl gives a wiggle, wave and runs off. Turning to the girls you find both of them already taking off. It seems you’ve been conscripted into a game of tag you didn’t even know was happening.

And you were it.

>Who do you go after?

>A. Yang.
>B. Ruby.
>C. The Orange-Haired Girl

>>1773540
>>A. Yang.
Slower of the 3

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1773540
>>B. Ruby.

>>1773540
>B. Ruby.
She can't use her semblance on a place filled with people

>>1773540
>>A. Yang.

>>1773540
>A. Yang.

Nora just tagged us and Ruby is sanic

>>1773540
>A. Yang.

>>1773540
>A. Yang.

>>1773540
>>A. Yang.
There's no way we're catching Ruby or Nora.

>>1773540
>A. Yang.

>>1773540

>A. Yang.

See this anon >>1773549

Roll it

>1d100-10 (Because you're a clanky motherfucker with a brace on)

Rolled 69 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1773557

Rolled 22 - 10 (1d100 - 10)

>>1773557

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1773557

Rolled 49 + 10 (1d100 + 10)

>>1773557

>>1773561
83, writin

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1773557

Watch this, nat100

>>1773571
you preformed warp shenanigans incorrectly you should be ashamed of yourself

>>1773580

Blame Tzeentch

>>1773540

You take off like a rumble of thunder, your boot clanging against the metallic floor of the airship. You know for a fact that Yang can hear you because she speeds up in a panic, however you’re able to keep pace. Huntsmen and huntresses in training are diving and bolting out of the way as the two of you bolt down the main open expanse of the ship.

You hear her laughter just ahead of you can’t help but smile at the noise. Even as budding adults you were able to enjoy something so simple as a game of tag. Sure, it was on a crowded ship in the sky surrounded by highly armed teenagers. But hey, you didn’t get to play tag as a kid, this was a potential once in a lifetime chance!

Your thoughts are broken because the mane of yellow hair is now just out of reach. You could make it! You could make it!

Before you even contemplate jumping you see something slowly entering your peripheral vision. As far as you can tell it’s male, tall and blonde.

>Wat do?

>A. Tag him
>B. Avoid him.
>C. Springboard off him for the tag
>D. Other.

>>1773639
>B. Avoid him.

>>1773639
>>A. Tag him

>>1773639
>C. Springboard off him for the tag

>>1773639

>D. Other.

SUPPLEX HIM

Actually

>C. Springboard off him for the tag

>>1773639
>C. Springboard off him for the tag
"Shield!"

>>1773639
>>C. Springboard off him for the tag

>>1773639

>Roll 1d100

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1773665

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>1773665
GOTCHA!

>>1773639
>>D. Run him over
NO ONE CAN STOP THE TRUCK!

>Wanting to springboard the guy who is probably seconds away from vomiting
That's how you get vomit everywhere, including us

>>1773639
>B. Avoid him.
Jaune is precious

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1773665

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1773665

Let's see if I get a nat1

>>1773674
leme guess Tzeentch at fault again?

>>1773674

Whooboy. This'll be interesting!

>>1773678

I think he's decided to invert how my rolls go

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>>1773639

“Get down!” You yell, the boy turning to face you with wide, blue eyes. Clearly he wasn’t expecting someone roughly his height barreling towards you with as much speed as you were.

Thankfully he obeys actually drawing his sword it seems, though why you can-

It turns into a shield as he gets down, clearly hiding behind it in case of impact. However seeing this an idea springs into your mind and before you can even tell yourself not to, your body is in motion. Pressing of the ground with your right foot you press your left foot into the shield, the boy beneath it falling backwards as the shield arcs over him. As the top of its crest hits the floor the ship you fire off the hydraulics in the brace and are rewarded with a clean, fast beeline for Yang.

You manage to tap her shoulder as you dart by her, calling out “You’re it” on the way. Feeling your momentum dying you curl yourself into a ball, rolling once; twice before finally coming to a kneeling halt. As you turn to Yang you see her still charging you put your hands up and say two words you’ve wished to say since you were a kid.

“No tag-backs.”

Yang comes to a halt and pouts at you (though considering her appearance you aren’t sure if it is supposed to be something to indicate sadness or...something else) and whines a bit before running back down the other way to find some of the others. Watching her go you give a smile before walking back to the still prone boy from before, clutching his stomach and groaning.

“Hey man, you alright?” You ask, offering him a bandaged hand, which he gratefully accepts before shaking his head.

“I wish.” He bemoans, groaning again and clutching his stomach tighter. “I have a bad case of motion sickness and….whatever you did that for isn’t helping.” He adds, and you can swear you see his face slowly turning green.

>Wat Do?

>A. Help the boy to a toilet or something
>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.
>C. Nope out of there.
>D. Other.

>>1773732
>A. Help the boy to a toilet or something
>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.
Help him but keep your distance

>>1773732

>A. Help the boy to a toilet or something
>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.

It's time we make our next friend and get in another social link

>>1773732
>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.

>>1773732
>>A. Help the boy to a toilet or something
>>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.
Help him up, then keep your distance.

>>1773732
>A. Help the boy to a toilet or something
>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.

>>1773732
>>B. Take a step back, keep talking with him.

>>1773732
>>1773734
I second this. I refuse to get covered in vomit.

>>1773734
>>1773732
This pretty much

>>1773732
>>1773734

This.

>>1773732
Teach the man a way to deal with it, surely we've got experince dealing with motion sickness being on the road for so long.

>>1773732

Helping the teen up you set a soothing hand on his upper back and carry help him towards the bathroom. Setting him up in one of the stalls you wince at the sound of him retching into the toilet. However you stay with the teen because, you do owe him. Your time spent in the bathroom actually is rather lucky as you run into Khrone, who tells you he is hiding there because “The White Haired Banshee” can’t go in there.

You try and pry more out of him but the look in his eyes tells you that it’s better that you don’t know.

After a few more minutes, you start getting a few messages from both Ruby and Yang updating you on the impromptu game of tag and you inform them of your current situation as the boy, who you now knew was name Jaune exited the stall. While he was more than likely unhappy at being used as a springboard he was no doubt thankful for your help.

You immediately regret the decision of introducing Khrone to Jaune as within a few moments Khrone is attempting to convince the blonde-haired boy (who, Khrone noted, had the flirting skills of your own) to ‘Fledge beneath his guiding wings’ and ‘help him reach his full potential as a bonafied stud’

>Wat do?

>A. Try and stop Khrone before its too late
>B. Let him have his fun, it’ll be funny for sure.
>C. Say nothing, it’s Jaune’s Choice.
>D. Other.

>>1773973
>>A. Try and stop Khrone before its too late
No

>>1773973
>>A. Try and stop Khrone before its too late

>>1773973
>A. Try and stop Khorne before its too late

>>1773973
>A. Try and stop Khrone before its too late

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>>1773973
>>A. Try and stop Khrone before its too late
Khorne is not allowed to infest innocent minds.

>>1773973

>A. Try and stop Khrone before its too late
>D. Other.

"Don't take advice from him Jaune, would you really trust someone who's too small to ride a rollercoaster?"

>>1773973
>>1774006
Yeeeesss

So, just read this, if we do Ruby for weapons design, Khrone handles the metallurgy, we take care of the systems, and we rope in Weiss to bring that sweet sweet Schnee Dust-engine tech we can totally get powered armor going.

Team Arc (AWRK) FTW

>>1774086
>A team without Jaune named after him
I don't know how to feel about that. Definitely worth a chuckle though.

>>1774086
I love you anon

>>1774102
Crap, I got thrown off by the mention of him.

Would have been Team Ark. As in, those big, complex vehicles that bring people from a place of danger to a place of safety.

>>1774086

While good for a hearty kekel, you fail to see the greatness of partnering up with the other misspelt Chaos Gods

>>1774128
Which falls apart because we are NOT a misspelled Chaos God.

At best, we'd be a God Emperor and 3 of the 4. Which is so awful the heretics will burn you for heresy.

>>1774136

We're Chaos Undivided. It's not gonna kill us so badly, besides I say leave the canonical teams come to be

>>1774147
Why? We're going to be the Tony Stark of Remnant. Why would we NOT have our tinkering buddies on the same team?

>>1774162

Why would we not just hang out with them? I can see the team Chaos work still and we can hang out with the people mentioned before. Khorne's gonna be with us, and misspelt Nurgle and it'll be a toss up between misspelt Tzeentch and missplet Slaanesh

>>1773973

Watching Jaune listen to Khrone go on sets a deep sense of worry in your chest. Khrone on his own was a hassle to keep in line. But two of them? That would be unbearable.

Setting a hand on Jaune’s shoulder you drag him away from Khrone before leaning in and speaking to the teen quietly “Do you really want to take advice from him? I mean, he isn’t even tall enough to ride a roller coaster.” You tease, getting a metallic kick to your brace in protest.

“Now now, Tin-Man! Just because YOU refuse my amazing advice on the fairer sex is your problem.” He retorts, nudging you away from Jaune and leading him away from you and out of the bathroom proper.

That couldn’t bode well. Not one bit.

Accepting the defeat you read the most recent message from Ruby and see that the girl from before “Nora” was it again.

>Wat Do?
>A. Rejoin the game of tag
>B. Don’t rejoin the game, find somewhere to relax
>C. Go after Jaune and Khrone
>D. Other.

>>1774200
>>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774200
>A. Rejoin the game of tag
See if we can get that guy the orange haired girl was with.

>>1774194
That sounds...boring. And somewhat forced. If you're going to do Chaos in a team of four, anything but all four is going to be forced.

Now, if you wanted to do ELDAR Gods, with us being Vaul and Khrone being Khaine...

>>1774200
>A. Rejoin the game of tag
>D. Help her get the others. This is now Team Tag!

>>1774162
Pretty sure we're Arno and Khrone is Tony.

>>1774200
>>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774200
>B. Don’t rejoin the game, find somewhere to relax
Let's just enjoy the atmosphere.

>>1774200

>A. Rejoin the game of tag

It's a pretty fun game

>>1774212

Wanna just go for the C'Tan? Because shit between Vaul and Khaine ended badly

>>1774214

Arno?

>>1774224
Tony is the tinkerer like Khrone. Arno is his crippled adoptive brother that he makes supersuits for so that he can walk...or fly, or have superpowers.

>>1774233

I have literally never heard of this Arno motherfucker until now. I'm not one of /co/, who is he? Tony's brother or somesuch?

>>1774245

To answer, Arno is the Stark's Biological Child. He was meant to have super (and I mean reed richards level) smarts and was going to be used to pilot a giant armor. However Howard realized that the alien that allowed them to do this was evil and hid away his son and adopted Tony.

>>1774200
>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774200
>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774200
>>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774200
>B. Don’t rejoin the game, find somewhere to relax

>>1774200
>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774251

I bet the next things you'll tell me are Doctor Light is no longer a rapist or Magneto decided on performing a holocaust on mankind and let mutants be the master race

>>1774200
>Other
>Can we just skip the ship and just land already. I want action not this childrens play.

>>1774271
Look out everybody the fun police are here

>>1774279

No it's the fun secret police, but which one? The Gestapo? The Thought Police?

>>1774200
>A. Rejoin the game of tag

>>1774271
you have clearly never seen ruby if you don't expect an innocent game of tag escalate until everyone is shooting themselves through the air like rabid cocaine bunnies and using every trick in the book to tag/escape.

These are the people who almost destroyed a building during a foodfight, after all.

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>>1774271
>being this much of a downer

>>1774200
>A, friendship forever.

>>1774200

You quickly type back that you’re back in the game you take off running, a smile on your face. As strange as it is, maybe this change would be a good one; After all given last evening this is a complete one eighty. By the time the docking procedure is beginning even Jaune and Khrone had joined in (though something tells you that they just wanted to watch a bunch of athletic girls run around but you couldn’t be sure). You also end up meeting one Lie Ren, when he managed to coral Nora into calming down. Though a quiet and well meaning man, it was a complete opposite of the girl; who claimed that they were “Together, but not together together.”

Feeling the docking clamps secure the ship to the moor at the Academy the game finally died down as the nerves of a whole new world once more set in your gut. Aside you Lucius seems similarly anxious, however it's only thanks to knowing the teen for all these years that you could even tell. Grabbing your meager belongings you both swing the duffle bags over your shoulders and make your way down the ramp.

Before you can even think about joining Ruby, Khrone takes your hand and makes a beeline as far from her has possible. While he doesn’t speak you see the reason and can’t help but laugh in your head. An equally short girl with snow white hair and an equally white outfit on a similar approach to the Red Reaper. There were few times that Khrone would ever be too afraid of a woman to attempt to flirt with them, and seeing it was always something you treasured.

Perhaps you should talk to the girl more, perhaps use her has a deterrent to his more outlandish behavior.

After a few moments of wandering the grounds you find yourself aside a babbling river and clusters of trees. The path continues to wind through the area but you (and Khrone) plant yourselves on a bench and a quick peek at your scroll tells you that you’ve got an hour before you’re supposed to be in the auditorium.

>How do you pass the time?

>A. Small Talk with Khrone
>B. Fiddle with your fathers watch
>C. Start Whittlin
>D. Other.

>>1775115
>>C. Start Whittlin
That sounds fun

>>1775115
>>C. Start Whittlin

>>1775115
>C Carve a statuette of Ruby.

>>1775115
>C. Start Whittlin
We /whit/ now

>>1775121
Anon calm down

>>1775115
>A. Small Talk with Khrone

>>1775124
No, never.

>>1775115
>A. Small Talk with Khrone

>>1775115
>C. Start Whittlin

>>1775115

Setting your bag down you pull out a small knife and a bar of soap. Khrone had once mocked you for buying so much soap whenever you went into civilization, but over the years you had become rather good at whittling the soft material into shapes. Given that you could transmute things into solid gold, it made living easy whenever you made stops in town with all sorts of things.

>What do you whittle (Write-in)

>>1775141
>>1775141
>An elder beowolf

>>1775141
Ruby without realizing it

>>1775143
Do it...DO IT DO IIIIITTTT

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>>1775143
>>1775145
Khorne will never let us live this down

>>1775143
Thanks anon.
seconding

>>1775141
The nuckelavee

>>1775115
>C. Start Whittlin

>>1775141
>>1775152
God dammit I missed this post.

>>1775143

>>1775141

Because the fools in Discord gave me the idea.

>Roll 1d100 let's see how well you do. Might be good, might be great. Might accidentally whittle Khorne or Yang or anyone else you met.

You NEVER know.

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1775159

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1775159

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1775159

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1775159
Hoping a 1.

>>1775164

Well, You did it.

Writin.

>>1775141

You slowly lose yourself in your work, the flakes of soap gathering in a small bowl you had set at your feet. Under normal circumstances it would be weird, sure. But when you could turn those seemingly useless shavings into magnesium or potassium for gunpowder, you weren’t so crazy.

And so you settle into your task, carving smooth lines and angles, curving parts of your new creation and patterning others. You even take some time to transmute separate colors using what few colors of metals and isotopes you knew. By the time you’re putting the finishing touches on, you smile as you set your knife away. If there was one thing you were happy about your artificial arms was that they were steady and you could make incredibly fine art. However once your focus fades you stare in stark horror at what you’ve made.

A near perfect statue of one Ruby Rose. Platinum silver-eyes and all.

>Wat Do?

>A. Stuff the statue as deep in your bag as you can
>B. Turn it to hydrogen, destroy all evidence
>C. Lay the statue in your bag, you can give it to Ruby later.
>D. Other.

>>1775193
>>B. Turn it to hydrogen, destroy all evidence
NO ONE MUST KNOW

>>1775193
>A, maybe we can pretend we carved it at some other point, after we've known her for longer than ~1 hour.

>>1775193
>B. Turn it to hydrogen, destroy all evidence

>>1775193
>>A. Stuff the statue as deep in your bag as you can

>>1775193
>>A. Stuff the statue as deep in your bag as you can

>>1775198
Seconding this.

>>1775193
>Audibly mutter "What the fuck"
>A. Stuff the statue as deep in your bag as you can

>>1775198
Supported..

(delted the previous vote so ignore that one.)

>>1775211
Suporting "What the fuck"

>>1775193
>A. Stuff the statue as deep in your bag as you can
She must never know

>>1775211
Supporting

>>1775193
>>Audibly mutter "What the fuck"
>>A. Stuff the statue as deep in your bag as you can

>>1775193

The sound of a single, quiet “What the fuck.” Breaks the otherwise tranquil ambiance of the scene. Khrone looks to you and then sees the horror you’ve made and a grin a mile wide spreads across his face. You can’t hide the evidence now, it's too late.

“Seems you’ve got a crush on Red, Tin-Man!” He says, the teasing evident in his voice.

You scowl at him, though you already feel your cheeks burning as you look back to the statue in your hand. You can’t even grasp HOW you’d managed to carve it as well have you had. YOU BARELY KNEW HER, let alone spoken to her!

“Shut up!” Is your well crafted response to his teasing, you can feel the muscles in your face twitching as you try desperately to ignore the fact that you have no response. “I could have made the same statue of Yang! Or Nora!” You attempt, though considering the grin only widens and your heart continues to sink. He will probably never let you live this down.

Before he says anything however, the sound of footsteps coming your way remove any sort of calmness you have and in a panic you stuff the statue as deep (and delicately) as you can into the bag before zipping it shut.
Just as you do so, Ruby and Jaune come round the bend, deep in conversation. Looking to Khrone, your eyes wide you can’t help but panic seeing the grin as he gets up, slinking his bag over his shoulder and moving towards the duo.

>Wat do?

>A. Panic Intensifies, attempt to stop Khrone
>B. Go with him, anxiety skyrocketing
>C. Bite the bullet, show the statue
>D. Other.

>>1775250
>B. Go with him, anxiety skyrocketing
>D. Other
Be ready to "accidentally" elbow him in the stomach if he tries to say anything about the statue.
I mean, these prosthetics are ALWAYS buggy.

>>1775255
this

>>1775250
>>1775255
Support

>>1775255
>>1775250
This

>>1775255
DUBS GET SUPPORTS

>>1775250
this>>1775255

Seems you've all come to a consensus

Writin.

>>1775250


You quickly get to your feet and go after him, doing your best to maintain some manner of composure. Though you are certain that you look foolish trying to not jostle your bag too much as you move. By the time you catch up Khrone is already picking up some conversation, though he gives you a knowing grin.

“Oh hey, Tin-Man.” He starts casually, eyes dancing between you and Ruby. “Since we got the time why don’t you and Red do your whole ‘show and tell’?” He asks, Ruby’s eyes lighting up at the idea and nodding furiously.

“Please?” She asks, looking up at you with her big, silver eyes.

Fuck.

>Wat do?

>A. Show off Labrys
>B. Let Ruby show off first.
>C. Insist Khrone go first
>D. Other.

>>1775255
Supportan

>>1775299
>A. Show off Labrys

>>1775299
>A, show off the cute robogirl
we use it to fight shadows.

>>1775299
>>A. Show off Labrys

Finally something we are good at, and less awkward about to!

>>1775299
>A. Show off Labrys

>>1775299
>>A. Show off Labrys

>>1775299
>A. Show off Labrys

>>1775299

Well I come back and see the horror of Rubyfags arising

>A. Show off our Persona waifu

>>1775299

You can’t say no to the girl. You hate to admit it, because if you do Khrone will take it the wrong way, but you can’t say no. Reaching behind you, you grip the shaft between the blades of the axe and pull it from your back. Bringing the blade ahead of you the haft expands, the double bladed axe at its full five foot length.

“She’s nothing special.” You insist, giving her an experimental twirl before setting the pommel on the ground. “But then again, dad always said the simplest weapons were the most elegant, and I think Labrys shows that perfectly.” You follow up, picking her up before pressing the lower portion of the shaft down a section of it slides back revealing a pair of chambers. Much to Ruby’s enjoyment.

“The moment some shells placed inside and depress the extractors the bolt slides back up, sealing the breach. Each one packs a wallop and gives the axe a bit more swing if I need it.” You explain before pulling the shaft back up, sealing the breech.

As confident as you are in your skill at craftsman ship, seeing Ruby take the compacted Crescent Rose off her back sent a spark of jealousy down your spine. Watching as each piece slowly slide and lock in place, the blade folding out into place.

You make a note to perhaps make a weapon in your free time. You’re in the big leagues now.

Before both of you can get into the finer points and perhaps even the idea of working on a weapon together your scroll vibrates. Looking to it you had five minutes to get to the auditorium. You’re torn between staying longer and offering the idea of working together, and getting there early.

>Wat do?

>A. Run for the meeting
>B. Stay and talk
>C. Walk and talk
>D. Other.

>>1775358
>walk n' talk

>>1775358

>C. Walk and talk

>>1775358
>C. Walk and talk

>>1775358
>>C. Walk and talk

>>1775358
>>C. Walk and talk

>>1775358
>C. Walk and talk

>>1775358
>>C. Walk and talk
I'm late for this vote but whatever.

>>1775358
>>C. Walk and talk

>>1775358
>>C. Walk and talk

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>>1775358

Announcing that the Introductory speech was in a short time you suggest you take the conversation on the move, which the party agrees to. You continue on, discussing the finer points of ballistic balancing, reliable servo mechanisms and the best grades of steel and other materials to create weapons.

Though Jaune and Khrone have tuned out the conversation (and you hope he isn’t discussing girls with him) you found it riveting. So riveting in fact that you hadn’t stopped talking until a shorter white-haired girl, slapping a “DUST for dummies and other Inadequate Individuals” pamphlet into Ruby’s chest.

“Excuse me! I’ve been trying to hand this to you!” The girl says, glaring at the Red Reaper who only looks sheepish at it as she took it.

“Look, I didn’t mean to explode us!” She insists, waving her hands, clearly embarrassed at the sudden arrival of this new girl.

>Roll a D20, let’s see if you can help Ruby out!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1775459
N E G O T I A T I O N S

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1775459

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1775459

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1775459
This couldn't possibly go wrong.
>tfw we accidentally reveal the Ruby statue

>>1775465
>>1775464
>>1775462

I hope you like Italian

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>>1775468
I regret taking the time to leave a comment instead of just rolling the dice

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1775459
Just rolling to get rid of bad rolls since I was too slow

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1775459

Maybe I crit to help

>>1775485

If I could take it I would. But sadly it is too late, I closed the poll.

Be back in like, thirty. I must see the doctor

>>1775486

Goddamn everything. I just hope my 20 is put to use somewhere else

>>1775485
you had it man you finaly preformed warp shenanigans but you were late you should be ashamed of yourself

>>1775492

You expect someone who worships the four space Satans to feel shame? You can only blame Tzeentch or Malal

>>1775491
Don't worry, it is banked.

>>1775497

You please our Papa Nurgle with your kindness Weaver

>>1775507
>Implying it isn't the great Blood God that guides our young berserker's path

>>1775510
>Slaanesh does so enjoy watching Luci flounder about arond the fairer sex.

>>1775497
Just as planned

>>1775510

>Implying not all the Chaos Gods are guiding our protag with Malal fucking us and being the one responsible for all our problems

>>1775511

Triple dubs confirm, Slaanesh enjoys watching us spill spaghetti. I just hope he/she/it will give us some gifts to help fix that

>>1775522
On the plus side, Ruby will know she's not the only social spaz around. Dorks gotta stick together.

Just got out of surgery.

Regular posting shall resume in 20~ odd minutes

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>>1775584
>Went through surgery and still has the fortitude to write for us
Truly you are a QM that we need but don't deserve

>>1775606

Minor surgery. Not enough to knock me out of commission.

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>>1775459

You see this going on and after a few moments take your bag off of your shoulder and speak up.

“Um...excuse me?” You ask, interrupting the girl mid tirade.
“Can I help you?” She asks, her ire now turned to you.

You stare into her Ice blue eyes and lose yourself for a moment again, if only for a moment. You look to Ruby and swallow as you reach into your bag. You’re going to regret what you’re about to do, but you do it for the sake of ending tensions.

“This...conflict is about material loss, yes?” You ask slowly, looking between the two and the pamphlet.

“In a manner of speaking. This dolt here.” She explains, looking back to Ruby and glaring. “Caused an explosion of highly concentrated fire dust and it’s going to take more than some spare change to replace it.”

You swallow and hate yourself for what you’re about to do. With an internal groan of hatred, you reveal the gold and platinum statue.

“I don’t suppose this would cover the cost, would it?” You ask, refusing to make eye contact with Ruby as you do so.

Weiss seems shocked that you have something so intricately made and of such valuable material but nods wordlessly. Taking the statue carefully into her hands.

>Wat do.
>A. Try to explain to Ruby.
>B. Flee
>C. Hide yourself in the crowd
>D. Other.

Man I love when these things happen

>>1775669
>A He opened his mouth but the spaghetti won't come out

>>1775669
>D. Do not speak, Do not look, pretend for a few moments of existence that you are not there

>>1775669
>>A. Try to explain to Ruby.
"I whittle when I'm bored and I got bored and... yea"

>>1775669
>>A. Try to explain to Ruby.
"I whittle when I'm bored and I got bored and... yea"

>>1775675
Seconding

>>1775676
>>1775675
This

>>1775675
>>A. Try to explain to Ruby.
"I whittle when I'm bored and I got bored and... yea"

>>1775675
this
we could've just turned the book into gold ya know...

>>1775669

This here'll do >>1775675

Look at what you Ruby whittlers have done

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>>1775684
He asked for a roll, not suggestions.

>>1775687

Is that you GrandDragon? Or are you just a simple Akuposter?

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>>1775675
Oh my god, yes.

Oh right...DnD is now.

Update will be postponed for...a few hours.

I love you all!

.... NEVERMIND GM JUST CANCELED

WRITIN!

>>1775708
Yay? Sorry?

>>1775708
I love your gm

>>1775690
Just a simple Akuposter friend

>>1775716
Acid, I'm watchin you.

So guys, the strategy is to find blake in the forest before yang does and use that to replace yang in RWBY. That way we have the team with the best waifus.

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>>1775719
>Keep Ruby away from her sister
You monster

>>1775675
All of my supports...Just take it all of them..TAKE IT!!!

>>1775719
Or we find ruby

>>1775669

It feels like an eternity that nothing is said. You aren’t sure what to do, or even say.You barely knew the girl you had managed to make a near perfect statue of. Turning to her you feel sick but manage to smile weakly.

You can’t tell if her wide eyed, open mouth stare is from shock, fear or admiration. You really, really hope it's the latter.

You open your mouth to speak, trying desperately to explain. “I uh...whittle.” You manage to start, though it doesn’t even begin to explain the way you had done what you did. “And usually I turn my brain off and let my mind make what it will.” You continue, though every iota of your being says to flee.

You just might once you’re done here.

“And...I uh….I guess I ended up whittling you.” You finish, eyes slamming shut before you feel your core turn to ice.

‘Nice way to fuck it up, cassanova’ You hear Khrone’s voice, among other phantoms from your past.

You don’t even pause to listen to what Ruby said, if she said anything at all. You’re no longer driving as you feel your heart hammer all the faster. You pick up the sound of Ozpins voice in the distance as he no doubt begins to speak, but you don’t absorb whatever he tells you.

>Where do you go.

>A. The bench from before
>B. The open square outside the academy
>C. You just wander.
>D. Other.

>>1775740
>>A. The bench from before

>>1775740
>>D. Other.
Stay there and let it happen. Walking away might be a little too weird. Gotta try to calm down and stop spazzing.

>>1775740
>C. You just wander.

>>1775744
Support o3o

>>1775744
Supporting

>>1775740
>>C. You just wander.

>>1775744

You tell that to anons who decided "OOH GEE I THINK SURE WOULD BE A SWELL IDEA TO WHITLE OUT THIS LITTLE GIRL WE JUST MET LIKE AN AUTIST."

For fuck's sake why did that bullshit have to win? Also support

>>1775744
supporting

>>1775751

Considering how the MC grew up...you kinda are an Autist, Chaos.

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>>1775751
Because you just gotta let these things happen Choas..You just gotta let it happen o3o. Also i think we lost the willpower to even do the initiation.

>>1775751
I'm all for being socially inept but now it's just getting into creepy levels of Aspergers.

>>1775751
Fucks sake Chaos if you're just gonna be a downer, why don't you leave?
>>1775756
Have you ever met someone with autism and a crush? It kind of is creepy

>>1775756
dude's been walking around the wilderness for the better part of the last decade.
After having his home ripped apart by monsters.
And loosing most of his limbs.

I'm shocked Lucy is this functional around people to begin with

>>1775756

I agree, I'm fine with spaghetti spilling out but Jesus Christ that was just stupid. Not autistic, just stupid

>>1775753

See above Weaver, not criticizing you just the Ruby Whittlers

>>1775761

Because I actually like this quest, I brought the humor of manlet Khorne. And I need to try and call out absolute stupidity when it arises. I'm done, just know that I still find the whole "Whittle a statue of Ruby" thing stupid

>>1775765

It was a toss up between PTSD and Autism

>>1775765
I don't know, it just felt like the socially inept thing spiraled out of control for the luls. Puts a sour taste in my mouth, but I can deal with it.
>Khrone dealt with living in the wilderness by doubling down on picking up chicks
He's clearly far from well-adjusted himself, but at least it's more irritating than awkward for the people around him. The two of them are just a mess aren't they?

>>1775777
We're rolling 1d20s against high DCs for social interactions, it isn't always the voters that make Luci do socially inept things

>>1775777
I do agree that it getting out of hand, and yea. They are really quite fucked up by any standard

>>1775777

Well we're pretty fine compared to canonical characters. Or we're at equal to them.

>>1775793

That's what I've been trying to say. We're an autist while Khorne suffers from SSMDIHPP

>>1775798
We are not fine compared to canon characters, the fuck are you on about?
For the last 10+ years (That puts us at around 6 years old) the only real human contact Luci and Khrone had were each other.

>>1775804

I've had a long day of working. My brain feels like fucking mush right now

>>1775807
Take a rest, chill for a bit or take a nap and come back revitalized. If your stressed do that omae.

>>1775740

You get to the door and manage to put your hand on the handle, but you manage to halt yourself.

No, no more. No more running away from your friends, even if they are freaked out by your weird quirks. You came to this school knowing this would be something that could happen and if you walk away now you’re running away. And you haven’t run away since Icarus fell.

And you weren’t about to start running now, you didn’t even have your running shoes on.

Turning around you see that Ruby, Jaune, Khrone and now Yang were all crowded together, with Khrone talking to the group; Though what you weren’t sure about what.

By the time you return Yang is marching up to meet you, her finger jabbing you in the chest as she gives you a glare. “You’ve got a lot of explaining to do!” She starts, your heart sinking before her facial features become far more playful, a smile on her face.

“Solid Gold and Platinum! What’s your secret tin-man?” She asks, her voice going from accusatory to sultry, leaning up. You’re about to ask why she’s suddenly invading your personal space when you feel her breath against your ear and your brain locks up as she asks “I promise I won’t tell” She whispers.

>Roll 1d20 boys.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1775836

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1775836

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1775836

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>>1775839
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