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Time for suffering.

"So, that bug monster was still alive?" Lapis asks, sounding mildly surprised and disappointed. "Looks like Piccolo's gotten sloppy."

"It doesn't matter," Lazuli assures him. "It's dead now."

You're back on the Lookout, with Bulma, Trunks, Lapis, Lazuli, Tenshinhan, Yamcha, and Chaozu. Chi-Chi hasn't come back, and Krillin and the others are still with Goku.

"I'm just glad you're alright," Yamcha tells Lazuli as he walks over to her.

The blonde woman blows some hair out of her face, looking toward Yamcha with mild irritation. "Don't make such a big deal out of it, it was just a fight."

"Still, I'm glad you weren't hurt," he tells her, and this time she responds with a barely perceivable smile.

Lapis rolls his eyes and looks toward you. "You're sure this thing's dead this time, right?"

Trunks looks toward you with curiosity.

>A. Yes

>B. You think so

>C. No clue

>D. You doubt it

>E. Go to the edge of the Lookout and see if anything is amiss

>>1731429
Lets see
>>E. Go to the edge of the Lookout and see if anything is amiss

>>1731429
>B. You think so
"Unless he can survive being a point blank blast."
>E. Go to the edge of the Lookout and see if anything is amiss

>>1731429
>D. You doubt it
>E. Go to the edge of the Lookout and see if anything is amiss

>>1731429
>B. You think so
>E. Go to the edge of the Lookout and see if anything is amiss

>>1731429
>F: Piccolo is never sloppy. That thing can recover from attacks that would kill anyone else.

>>1731439
*hit by

>>1731451
This but only that Piccolo is never sloppy and then proceed to do >E. Go to the edge of the Lookout and see if anything is amiss

I hate that the new Guardian is a nigger.

>>1731468
He isn't the sooner people stop talking about that meme the sooner it will die

>>1731429
>Other

That thing used the bear shout and many other moves he also had the same energy then us i wouldn't be surprised if he can use king Piccolo's egg laying and place some copies of himself.

>>1731451
>>1731439
>>1731443
"Piccolo's never sloppy," you tell Lapis. "This thing is just durable. Still, unless it can survive being carved up and blasted while it's down, it should be dead."

"At this point, maybe we shouldn't assume that," Tenshinhan tells you.

"I agree," Trunks chimes in. "Gero and his Androids are gone, so let's not let something else pop up to destroy the planet."

They have a point, and so, you approach the edge of the Lookout, close your eyes, and focus yourself, searching for anything awry on the world below.

Gingertown and Nickytown stand out like hideous wounds on an otherwise beautiful planet. Not just the death, but the horrific manner in which it was dealt to all the people who met such gruesome ends. Amenbo Island, despite the earlier carnage, still boasts some life within it. You don't sense anything like the what you felt the last time that creature struck.

"Anything?" Bulma asks you.

>A. No, all clear

>B. No, but it could just be lying low

>C. No, but keep an eye on the news, just in case

>D. Something else

>>1731480
>B. No, but it could just be lying low
Add C's bit too. If Cell shows up a third time, he's even better at healing than before.

>>1731480

>B. No, but it could just be lying low

>C. No, but keep an eye on the news, just in case

>D. Nobody travel alone. He tried to "absorb" us with his tail.

>>1731480
>D. Something else
Intense focus on the previous place we fought it to see if we missed anything.

and if we can't get nothing then
>C. No, but keep an eye on the news, just in case

>>1731480
>>D. Something else

Focus in the creature's trademark ki signature. You know, how he had a clusterfuck of the energies of all the warriors combined

>>1731480
>B. No, but it could just be lying low
>C. No, but keep an eye on the news, just in case

>>1731480
C.

>>1731503
>>1731504
>>1731488
"No, but it could just be lying low," you reply. "Keep an eye on the news, just in case."

"Well, what should we do in the meantime?" Tenshinhan asks. "Goku and Piccolo are both down, and we have no idea if this thing's going to turn up again."

"In that case, we might want to avoid leaving the Lookout for now," Trunks recommends.

"Well, that's fine for us, but what about Chi-Chi?" Bulma asks. "She went home, right?"

>A. She's probably fine

>B. You'll go get her

>C. A few of you can go and get her

>D. Everyone can do what they want

>E. Go sit at the edge of the Lookout and search for anything strange

>F. Something else

>>1731519
>C. A few of you can go and get her
Trunks and Tien, with us.

>>1731519
F.
"I think we may want to consider traveling in pairs."

E.

>>1731529
Nono, nevermind. We'll stay here, just have Trunks and Tien go, we'll watch them from here just to make sure.

>>1731519
Yeahchangin to send Tien and trunks we will keep a eye on then.

>>1731537
>>1731529
>>1731532
Okay, guess you got this going on

>>1731529
>>1731532
>>1731537
"Tenshinhan, Trunks, you two can go get her," you tell the others.

Your son sighs. "Alright."

Tenshinhan looks at you in irritation. "Tofoo, I'm not a babysitter. Also, I'm pretty sure you don't get to give me orders."

>A. You're God now, yes you do

>B. Fine, you'll go with Trunks

>C. Fine, Trunks can go again

>D. Ask if anybody has her home phone number

>E. Go inside and talk to Krillin

>F. Something else

>>1731569
F. "Fine, would you PLEASE go with Trunks and pick up Chi-Chi?."

D.

>>1731569
>B. Fine, you'll go with Trunks
"I had immense faith in Trunks and You, but I see that's not enough anymore.".

Send Trunks out first, we'll catch up to him quickly enough. First we >E. Go inside and talk to Krillin.

>>1731569
>B. Fine, you'll go with Trunks

>>1731569

>B

>>1731569
>B. Fine, you'll go with Trunks

>>1731569
>B, E, tell everyone how it absorbs people

>>1731582
You sound bitter, anon

>>1731626
I'd be bitter too.
Can't Tofoo have like 5 minutes to chill on his brand new throne?

>>1731626
Ten is being pretty sassy when there's potentially a giant killer mantis on the loose.

>>1731635
Welcome to Kami's world

>>1731639
Chi-Chi's a big girl

>>1731647
For Krillin

>>1731639
>>1731635
Nah he's just afraid he died and once he got back tofoo and picollo took care of everything. While he died like a fucking looser.

>>1731647
>Welcome to Kami's world
fucking what did he ever do in between all the sagas anyways?
did he ever even help with all the natural disasters or humanitarian crisis's?

>>1731651
Ayyyyy

>>1731569
>D.

>>1731656
Honestly he should consider it a blessing. just look at the people that died and became stronger. We died three times and we took out a lot of people after we came back.

Wait do none of the Z fighters have cell phones?

>>1731671
Those are not yet common place in the Z world

For some reason

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>>1731671
Capsule corp hasn't made them yet

>>1731674
When is the capsule corps going to build the Icapsule?

>>1731684
When Bulma gets tired of wired phones

>>1731687
>Honey, King Kai said he won't let us talk to people through his god bullshit anymore.
>Can you set up a worldwide communication grid and make portable receivers for all our friends?
>If you do I promise I'll actually spend some time at home! Maybe!

>>1731587
>>1731597
"Fine," you respond, relenting in your little argument. "I'll go with Trunks."

The two of you step off the edge of the Lookout, dropping down thousands of feet before beginning to fly. The two of you set off in the direction of Krillin and Chi-Chi's home, soaring high above everything else as you quickly approach your destination.

Trunks doesn't say much, but seems to be thinking hard about something.

>A. Ask him what's on his mind

>B. Ask if he thinks he's ready to return to his time

>C. Don't say anything, if he wants to talk to you, he can speak up

>D. Thank him for bringing his warning

>E. Something else

>>1731716
>D. Thank him for bringing his warning
>A. Ask him what's on his mind

>>1731716
>A. Ask him what's on his mind

>>1731716
>D, A

>>1731716
>A.

>>1731716
>D.
>A.

Also we just brought Ten's sassy ass back to life too, Tofoo will remember that.

>>1731716
>D
>A

>>1731750
Let it go, Tofoo

>>1731781
Would he if we had done the same to him?

>>1731732
>>1731746
"What's on your mind?" you ask your son.

"A few things," he answers, not looking at you. "I don't want to talk about it right now. Later, okay?"

>A. Alright

>B. No, the two of you should discuss this now

>C. Something else

>>1731781
Guardian of the whole goddamn Earth and we're still taking shit from a tri-clops.
Tofoo will let it go when Tien takes that chip off his shoulder.

>>1731784
>A. Alright
Things piling up Som?

>>1731784
>A

>>1731784
A.

>>1731784
>>A. Alright

Also, focus into sensing Chichi's energy signature. Who knows? with the bad luck Tofoo has she might be too busy dying to bigger green and all

>>1731784
>A. Alright
If he doesn't want to talk then we can respect that.

>Asks what we should do
>When we tell him what needs to be done he goes "YOU AREN'T MY BOSS"
>We aren't supposed to be annoyed by this

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>>1731750
>>1731781
>>1731785
>>1731803

>>1731824
Nice

>>1731824
That's the thing anon.
Toofo never forgets
Maybe he's still salty about quite a lot of things?.

>>1731834

I bet deep down he still resents goku for killing his parents, and for killing him

>>1731834
Time for Tofoo to become a dark and vengeful God?

>>1731844
BLACK TOFOO WHEN???

>>1731840
Whaaat? No, that's crazy.

>>1731840
We'd die for him a hundred times over but he has completely unaware mentally damaged Tofoo a few times

>>1731840
>>1731844
Calm down with the power trip guys.
Our only godly power is the one of divine jobbing.
We are the patron saints of jobbing.

>>1731844
>Kami leaves Tofoo with the position of God believing he will do well in maintaining peace for the earth
>Few years later it goes full blown warhammer levels of dark
>The human race becomes a race of powerful, vengeful warriors that conquer the world in the name of their god emperor
>Piccolo:"well shit"

>>1731863
I could see it.

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>>1731824

I'm laughing, you guys are great, Tien is still a dick though.

>>1731863
Pls no, we've fought so far and hard against shit rolls and poor plans to get here...

>>1731863
And then we just keep suplexing Beerus until he either leaves or blows up the planet. Either way is a win.

>>1731863
Tofoo day would make piccolo day look like a normal Tuesday

>>1731859
>>1731863

Now that Tofoo's in charge, things will be different here. And to be fair, humanity needs to toughen up and git gud. They've relied too much into a space monkey and a poor guy who never has a break.

Once the world gets the Tofoo treatment, shitters like Freezer's empire will be the ones being invaded by overpowered earthlings who pre-emptively strikes against anything that looks at them funny. Even beerus will learn to fear what will be a planet of gods of destruction

>>1731882
Well duh. For Piccolo it was the most important day of his life. For Tofoo it was a Tuesday.

So as guardian of Earth are we gonna get a wardrobe change?

>>1731786
>>1731787
"Alright," you say to him, deciding to just let it go for now. If it's important, you expect your son to talk to you about it later.

The two of you descend on the woods that Krillin and Chi-Chi call home, making your way to their dwelling, which stands as one of the only structures for miles. The two of them usually enjoy peace and privacy out here, but in this case, that may prove to be a bad thing.

The two of you land outside of the house to find the front door slightly ajar, and nobody there to greet you on your arrival. Sticking your head inside, you call out for the woman, but receive no answer.

"This isn't good," Trunks mutters.

>A. Raise your energy as high as possible

>B. Go inside and have a look around

>C. Close your eyes and sense for her energy

>D. Turn around and head back to the Lookout

>E. Something else

>>1731901
>C. Close your eyes and sense for her energy


>>1731889
Sure, I guess divulging the secrets of martial arts and ki between common people would be a good thing.
Hmm, I guess maybe we should look into that?
A way to make ki control commonplace.

>>1731901
>A.
>C. Close your eyes and sense for her energy
>E. Watch each other's back

>>1731901
>>C. Close your eyes and sense for her energy

>>1731889
You know, after we take care of Cell we could finally open the Bear School. And also spread knowledge about ki in general. We are the reigning, defending, undisputed, World Martial Arts Champion.

>>1731901
C

>>1731901
>>C. Close your eyes and sense for her energy

What Tofoo should've been done since the beginning

>>1731905

If I remember well, all gohan had to do was to write a book like the nerd he is to spread his fighting style all over the universe in that dragon ball MMORPG

>>1731910
Until Goku gets his fight boner on, then we might suffer a lot.
Goddamn heart attack zenkais.

>>1731901
>A, let Trunks know what we are doing, C, get back to back

>>1731910
>You know, after we take care of Cell we are finally opening the Bear School.
Don't let your dreams be memes.
I wanna be a martial arts master and make Som have to write even more characters.

>>1731901
>C. Close your eyes and sense for her energy

>>1731932
The only way we can damage a QM...
Giving it more work.
I wouldn't mind if our students were named mook #1,#2,#3 and so on forth.
Mook patrol, Earth's staunch defenders.

>>1731889
In all seriousness, what if we took this as a sign as a way to spread the use of ki manipulation out into the world. We are god now, it would be a good idea to have people learn of ki based martial arts, a set of skills that would require practitioners to work really hard and discipline themselves in order to even somewhat use. That would probably help to better promote as certain level of morals that isn't as evident in modern day Dragon ball, at least according to what most of the older folk had to say about it back in the original dragon ball series. Like how a whole village immediately recognized what a flying nimbus was because they were just so common back in the day. It seems like martial arts and old school arts/magic go hand in hand with the morality of the world. Hell, that could just be why Zeno is willingly erasing the universes with the weakest power levels.

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>>1731901

>C.


Fug, is Cell back already?? This must be the work of an enemy Stand!

>>1731945
IIRC dragon ball online, an mmo from some years back, had the same premise.
After dbz Gohan had written books upon ki and usages related to martial arts, and it became widespread.

>>1731905
>>1731906
>>1731907
>>1731918
>>1731920
>>1731935
>>1731960
ROLL

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SOON

Rolled 33 (1d100)

>>1731976
shit rolls here I go!

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1731976

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1731976

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>>1731976

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1731976

>>1731978
Oh shit, never stop being you anon.

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>>1731983
Good job!

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>>1731978
Same anon that did this?

>>1731998
Yes.
Still proud of how that turned out and surprised at how easy it was to find the material for it.

>>1732003
Damn anon you got skills

>>1731983
>>1731982
>>1731979
You close your eyes, searching for any sign of Chi-Chi's energy signature.

Nothing.

However, you do begin to detect some vibrations in the air behind you, and spin around to see a figure emerging from the forest. Trunks sees it a moment later and drops into a fighting stance, while you do the same, readying yourself as it steps out of the shadows.

What you are faced with is not a monster, but a battered and bloodied Chi-Chi, who looks to be on the verge of tears, but at the same time more relieved than you've seen her in quite a while.

"We need to get out of here," she warns. "We need to get out of here right now!"

>End Updates

That's all for tonight, folks, hope y'all had fun.

I'm gonna try and get to an earlier start tomorrow

Follow me @qmdralo to see when I'm running. And, as always, I'll be sticking around for a while.

>>1732013
Is it bigfoot?

>>1732013
AW CMON CELL!
Thanks as always for running Som.
New outfit when?

>>1732013
it's a army of cells isn't?

>>1732013
Thanks for running. It's Broly isn't it?

>>1732024
I think it might be an UMA
My money's on chupacabra

>>1732028
Naw bruh.
It's Mothman.

>>1732013
>>1732016
>>1732021
>>1732022
>>1732024
>>1732028

She just fell down a flight of stairs, c'mon guys.

>>1732016
BIGFOOT HIT MY FRIEND'S WIFE!

>>1732032
-AND ITS STILL COMING AFTER HER!

>>1732032
Gotta get them nerf stairs man.
Doors too.

>>1732013
Thanks for running som

So how does everyone feel about Kami Tofoo at the moment?

How does Tien feel?

How does Som feel about the potential God Emperor route that may happen?

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>>1732039
>>1732037
>>1732036
>>1732032
>>1732031
>>1732028
>>1732024
>>1732022
>>1732021
>>1732016

>>1732028
>>1732031
Not the elusive ManBearPig, an unholy abomination of delicious bacon with the dexterity of a man and the intelligence that makes it smarter than the average bear. All combined into one.

>>1732047
Super Kami Tofoo Trucker Hats TM?

>>1732047
With all the jobbing it wouldn't surprise me if Chi-Chi critical failed a dice roll and fell down a set of stairs...in the middle of the woods.

>>1732050
Yeah, and the tooth fairy is real too. Come on Al, calm down.

Obviously it is a cyberneticlly enhanced Vegeta and Nappa.

>>1732060
Well we haven't faced the android 17 and 18 from this time line so...

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>>1732060
Laughter Stops

>>1732060
The one time we don't burn the bodies and it comes back to haunt us.

>>1732071
Yeah, sometimes maiming and mutilations just don't cut it.

>>1732060
>>1732067
It's Android 13 and a set of stairs. Red Ribbon stairs.

>>1732089
Shit, it's both a trucker and a wife beater.
This day could get worse.

>>1732092
And it will

We back

>>1733754
Woo, early thread

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>>1733754
Chala, head chala...

>>1733754
You're early today SOM.

The female fighter has scorch marks all over her clothing and skin, presumably the result of being hit by energy attacks. In addition, she seems to have suffered a nasty blow to her left arm, which is bleeding noticeably.

Still, she doesn't seem to be at any risk of dropping dead from such injuries. However, she looks quite frightened. And, given the beating she's clearly endured, that's understandable.

"What happened to you?" Trunks voices the obvious question.

"What's it look like?!" Chi-Chi snaps. "I was attacked!"

"I can see that," your son replies, sounding irritated. "But by what?"

"I'm not sure," Chi-Chi admits, looking down. "I never got a good look. I was on my way back here, when a blast shot up from the forest. I didn't sense anybody down there, so it caught me by surprise. It hit me full-power, and before I could recover, something hit me from above and knocked me down through the trees. I tried to find them, but they stayed hidden and attacked from the shadows. Eventually, I just used a Solar Flare and ran back here. I made it to the door when I sensed someone coming. I hid in the forest, but it was just you two."

>A. Tell her that it's alright now

>B. Looks like that monster's still alive

>C. Tell her that you're glad she's okay

>D. The three of you need to make it back to the Lookout

>E. Something else

>>1733776
>D. The three of you need to make it back to the Lookout

>>1733776
>D. The three of you need to make it back to the Lookout
So can we not use the gods' instant transmission?

>>1733776
>B. Looks like that monster's still alive
>C. Tell her that you're glad she's okay
>D. The three of you need to make it back to the Lookout
"Keep your guard up"

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>>1733776
>D. The three of you need to make it back to the Lookout
....WHY THE FUCK DO WE KEEP FORGETTING TO TAKE SENZU BEANS!?

>>1733794
Because we managed to kill two cells now we are about to face three cells at the same time.

I just hope it isn't Gero sending Cell units by using the time machine over and over again.

>>1733813
It could have been another android

>>1733813
>I just hope it isn't Gero sending Cell units by using the time machine over and over again.
Wouldn't he eventually end up in the Black time period and end up getting rekt?

>>1733776
D.

>>1733782
>>1733788
>>1733794
"The three of us need to get back to the Lookout," you tell the other two.

"We need to be careful," Chi-Chi insists as the two of you begin to step away from the house. "Whatever's after me is probably still around here somewhere."

Trunks lingers behind the two of you for a moment, only to suddenly rush at your backs and roughly shove the two of you to the ground.

"Look out!" he shouts, taking a step back.

Looking up over your shoulder, you see a blue flash of light pass through the space between you and your son. An instant later, one of the trees begins to fall. But, it doesn't do so in the ordinary way. Rather, it falls in twain as if someone sliced it from top to bottom.

Trunks continues to scan the nearby forest as you and Chi-Chi begin to pick yourselves off the ground. The wounded warrior takes a fighting stance at once, ready to fight for her life despite her injured status.

"Duck!" Trunks tells you as you begin to rise, and you lower your head as he unleashes an energy blast, hearing the sound of it detonating behind you a moment later, accompanied by the feeling of hot, blowing air.

You turn to see a cloud of smoke, within which you can barely make out a large, humanoid figure that draws closer before vanishing from view.

When you look back to your son, he had a deep frown on his face, and an intense look in his eyes.

>A. Ask him what's wrong

>B. Take to the air and try to sue your bird's-eye-view to find the attacker

>C. Have everyone stand back to back and keep an eye out

>D. Tell everyone to make a break for it

>E. Kuma-Ken

>F. Shoot blasts of energy into the forest and hope that you get lucky

>G. Something else

>>1733776
>>D. The three of you need to make it back to the Lookout

Also, suspect that there's more androids around here because they are the only ones who can unleash energy attacks without revealing their ki powerlevels

>>1733838

>C. Have everyone stand back to back and keep an eye out
>G. Sense for movement in the air.

>>1733838
F.

>>1733841
But who turned then on? Or did Gero installed a time clock so other androids would be awaken from time to time?

>>1733855

Probably a kill switch. If Gero dies, they are activated, or something like that.

>>1733862
Makes sense. Well time to face 17 and 18.Also know as android Nappa and Vegeta. That would explain why they went after Chichi.

>>1733850
>>1733851
Deadlock

>>1733870
Roll a dice? I guess anon's are to afraid to vote.

>>1733850
this

>>1733838
>>D. Tell everyone to make a break for it

If they attack is their loss, they would make themselves visible while the team flies away

>>1733878
>>1733850
ROLL

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>>1733884
KUMA-KEN!

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1733884

Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1733884

>>1733885
fuck that was a terrible roll.

>>1733887
Good enough!!

>>1733887
>>1733890
>>1733885
"Everyone, back to back!" you call to the others, who quickly follow your instructions and assume the formation.

Your eyes scan the forest, seeing no sign of your attacker, so you decide to take a different approach. Feeling for vibrations in the air, you detect movement in the sky above, and look up just in time to see two figures hanging above you, one large and one small.

There's no time to get any more detail than that, as a rain of blue energy blasts falls upon you and the others. You shout in warning, and the three of you gather energy, sending a barrage of energy attacks skyward in order to intercept the oncoming blasts.

The sky lights up with dozens of explosions, and smoke hangs in the air as the blasts collide and detonate, the sounds of the blasts booming for miles, and strong gusts shooting out every which way.

Another attack doesn't come right away, but you can feel something rippling through the air above the smoke clouds.

>A. Have everyone fire blasts into the smoke

>B.Tell the others to scatter, something big's coming!

>C. Have everyone stand their ground until you can tell what's coming

>D. Kuma-Ken

>E. Rush up into the smoke and try to track down your opponents

>F. Something else

>>1733921
>>B.Tell the others to scatter, something big's coming!

>>1733921
>F. Something else

Use our recently developed skill to push the wing using our ki to clear the smoke.

>>1733928
fuck it, ill support.

>see two figures hanging above you, one large and one small.

>one large and one small.

No fucking way it actually is Metal Vegeta and Metal Nappa.

>>1733935
Come now, anon, is that really something I would do?

>>1733935
They are Androids 14 and 15.
>>1733921
>B

>>1733945
>>1733933
>>1733928
>>1733924
Deadlock

>>1733959
Fine i will change my vote to
>B

>>1733980
>>1733924
>>1733945
Smart choice, gimme a roll

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1733982
Rolling

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1733982

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1733982

>>1733998
Looks like is time for me to carry this quest again.

>>1733998
>>1733999
Nice...
Also wonder what quest Tofoo is stealling those rolls.

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>>1733998
>>1733999
Nice trips

Gues Guardian Tofoo got a buff bonus.

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>>1734007

We're stealing rolls. From the future.

Eternal android ride. You end one, another takes it's place.

>>1734043
I want to get off Mr Gero wild ride.

>>1733991
>>1733998
>>1733999
"Scatter!" you shout in warning before dashing to the nearby forest, taking cover behind the trees and bracing yourself.

Chi-Chi and Trunks behave in a similar manner, and seconds later, a massive ball of energy penetrates the smoke clouds above, crashing to the ground below and detonating with a blast and shockwave that obliterates Chi-Chi's home, along with much of the surrounding forest.

You're forced to move as the trees begin collapsing, the wind whipping through your hair and clothes as the detonating energy ball continues to send out shockwaves. The light of the blast forces you to shield your eyes, and the the dust and debris kicked up by the explosion eliminates any chance you have of spotting the others, or your attackers.

But that doesn't matter, you have other senses. And one of those tells you that someone's moved behind you.

Spinning, you find yourself facing a large, gray-skinned man with long, black hair tied into a ponytail. He's adorned in a brown brassard and belt combination, with the Red Ribbon insignia on the buckle. A green skirt, a pair of gloves, and boots complete his outfit, and he fixes an intense gaze upon you.

You swear you can see light dancing in his eyes as he raises his right hand, holding it out toward you with all five fingers together. His fingertips glow, and a blue flash of light shoots out.

You swerve to the side, avoiding the attack, and notice another figure coming from your left. He's rather small, purple-skinned,with a massive green hat that only serves as part of an outlandish outfit that includes an oversized tie with the Red Ribbon insignia on it. He smiles as he brings back his fist, and you think you can see something flashing across the sunglasses he's wearing.

You block his punch, but the big guy rushes in. You manage to block this attack as well, but are quickly pushed back. The two hold their hands out toward you and fire a barrage of energy attacks your way.

>A. Avoid them, take evasive action!

>B. Bear Shout through them

>C. Charge through the blasts and attack

>D. Defend!

>E. Something else

>>1734055
>>B. Bear Shout through them

>>1734055

>A.
>E. Get behind and Lighting shot the bigger android.

Let's see if these models are immune to electrical attacks or not.

>>1734055
>>A. Avoid them, take evasive action!

>>1734068
Supporting

>>1734068
Why not

>>1734068
Supporting

>>1734055
>B. Bear Shout through them

>>1734055
This>>1734068
Worth a shot

>>1734076
>>1734072
>>1734071
>>1734068
>>1734084

ROLL

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>>1734118

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>>1734118

Humans are the greatest in the world!

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>>1734125
STOP THAT! STOP...NOT JOBBING!

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>>1734125
We are tofoo, god of this world

>>1734125
WEW LADS

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>>1734118
H-holy fuck!

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>>1734138
>>1734138
>tfm Tofoo gets inspired and creates a new move where he creates energy javelins with lighting based ki infused, essentially becoming a god that can fling lightning bolts

I actually really want tofoo to make this move now.

>>1734125
What the fuck

Well guess Kami was right we are pretty good at this guardian thing.

>>1734224
Ya know, barring those two towns we let get drank.

>>1734125

In before Tofoo spontaneously masters god ki and become Tofoo blue

>>1734125
>>1734127
>>1734130
>>https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DvsCQotq2yA

You hold your ground and answer with an attack of your own. And, in that moment, you feel something odd. Some sort of pressure seems to be coming from your body for just a moment, and as you prepare your Bear Shout technique, you feel in complete control of your power, and certain that this attack is going to pack a punch.

"What's this?" the larger Android asks in confusion, his eyes flashing.

"I dunno," the smaller Android answers, flashes dancing across his glasses. "I'm not gettin' an energy reading. Is he tryin' to kill himself?"

Your mouth opens, and a colossal wave of energy shoots free from your gullet, racing toward the barrage of blasts and pushing through them like they're nothing.

"WHAT?!" the smaller Android asks, holding his hands in front of his body.

A green sort of dome appears around him, while the other Android braces himself. A moment later, both are struck by your overpowering blast.

Seconds later, you're flying over an endless sea of flattened trees, struggling to catch your breath as you look down at the two damaged machines.

Each of them have scorched and torn clothes, and the little one's hat seems to have been blown away altogether. Being machines, it's hard for you to tell just how effective your attack was, but it appears that they're having some trouble getting back up.

For your part, you're exhausted. That pressure you felt before is gone, and you feel spent, as if you vented all of your energy into that one attack, and your body doesn't have any more to offer.

You slowly descend to the ground, taking a knee and fighting the urge to collapse altogether. You raise your head and see the Androids getting back to their feet, the little guy dusting himself off as the big guy looks toward you with a glare.

"His power's depleted," the big guy announces to his cohort.

"After a blast like that, I'm not surprised," the little one remarks, reaching up to his head as if to adjust his hat, only to scowl when he finds it isn't there. "Damn....now I'm mad."

He puts his hands in the pockets of his jacket and begins to stroll over to you, the big guy silently lumbering beside him.

"I'm not sure what you just did, Tofoo, but it wasn't enough," the little guy tells you. "Too bad, but now you're gonna die, my man."

The two frown, then look to the sky, leaping into the air just in time to avoid a Kienzan that would have sliced them both up.

Chi-Chi and Trunks land in front of you, taking fighting stances and looking up at the two machines, who stare right back down at them, the little one smirking, and the big one frowning.

"More Androids?" Trunks growls in disbelief. "How many of you things need to be destroyed before this nightmare ends?!"

>Continued

>>1734229
And when Kami became god he released a demon and lefted the humans to handle his bullshit.

Besides we have the dragon balls.

>>1734238
>A. Gero did say he'd get his revenge, even if he didn't live to see it

>B. You did some damage; ask if he thinks the two of them can handle it

>C. Tell Trunks and Chi-Chi to get out of here

>D. Stand back up and prepare to fight

>E. Stand back up and Kuma-Ken

>F. Something else

>>1734238
>A. Gero did say he'd get his revenge, even if he didn't live to see it
>E. Stand back up and Kuma-Ken

>>1734238
We just touched our god ki..oh my god.

>>1734250
This

>>1734244
>A
>E

mfw we aren't using the Kuma-ken since now.
mfw i have no face.

>>1734238
F. Examine yourself.

A.

>>1734256
That names not meant for this, my bad

>>1734244
>>A. Gero did say he'd get his revenge, even if he didn't live to see it
>E. Stand back up and Kuma-Ken

>>1734238
>A. Gero did say he'd get his revenge, even if he didn't live to see it
Also the examining ourselves while we still have the chance >>1734258

>E. Stand back up and Kuma-Ken

>BODY! STATUS REPORT!
>YOU BLEW YOUR LOAD TOO SOON!
>WE'RE REFRACTING AS FAST AS POSSIBLE CAPTAIN!

>>1734272
>>1734266
>>1734257
>>1734258
>>1734250
ROLL

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>>1734244
>E. Stand back up and Kuma-Ken
>A. Gero did say he'd get his revenge, even if he didn't live to see it
Shit, now I'm wondering how strong that attack would've been with kuma-ken on.
>>1734055
>when your crit is the roll that starts us down the path of true godhood
pic

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>>1734288
Kami.

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>>1734290

>>1734290
>>1734294
>>1734295
"Gero did say he'd get his revenge," you tell your son as you struggle back to your feet. "Even if he didn't live to see it."

"Damn him..." Trunks whispers as the two Androids begin their descent.

The battle is about to start back up, but you have just enough time to examine yourself.

You seem pretty much normal. You aren't badly wounded, the pressure's gone, there's nothing off about your appearance as far as you can tell. Really, the only difference you notice is that most of your energy is gone.

There should still be enough left in your for a Kuma-Ken, but you know you won't be able to keep it going for long. Still, tired as you are, you won't last against these foes without the power up.

You shout the word, and the familiar green aura surrounds your body.

"Are you sure you should be fighting?" Chi-Chi inquires.

>A. You could ask her the same

>B. No, but what choice do you have?

>C. You'll be fine

>D. Go on the defensive

>E. Go in and attack

>F. Energy Attack (specify)

>G. Something else

>>1734356
>C. You'll be fine
>F. Energy Attack (specify)
Ki blade. We need to end this quickly.

Do we have some way to notify the others? Can we contact Mr. Popo remotely?

>>1734365
Oops, that should be go in and attack with a ki blade

>>1734356
>G. I can keep going all day
>D. Go on the defensive

>>1734356
>A. You could ask her the same
>G.Even if it sounds silly, I am a martial artist, I'll see my fights to their very end
>E. Go in and attack

>>1734356
A.

G. Raise your powers to max to signal for help?

>>1734356
>D
>G. I'm the guardian, this is my duty

>>1734356
>B
>C
>D

>>1734356
>D. Go on the defensive
Bait them to attack us while they are focused on us allowing Chichi and Trunks to land some hits and hopefully a decisive one we can take advantage off.

>>1734356
>b
>c
>d

Guys, I'm really sorry to do this, but I need to go register for the LSAT (today is the deadline for next month's test)

My plan is to continue tomorrow

>>1734444
Oh well, it was fun while it lasted...
Nice quads.

>>1734444
Bro don't worry.
Get your shit in order man.

>>1734444
it's okay SOM. See you tomorrow then.

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>>1734444
Thanks for running while you could and nice quads.

Now we are more aware of that different ki inside of us, wonder if Goku in his coma became aware of it.

>>1734503
I don't see how, he literally can't even feel it. Though the few seconds where Tofoo's energy was gone might have concerned him.

>>1734503
Nah it's more likely that Piccolo felt it. Goku must be just dreaming with muffins.

>>1734512
AND NOW, A LOOK INSIDE THE MIND OF EARTH'S STRONGEST WARRIOR!
>hehehehe muffins...
>Oh did Tofoo die again?
>...
>Naw he's good.
>Back to muffins.

>>1734544
Come on, guys, Goku's not that stupid

>>1734547
Stupid enough to get his ass knocked into a coma by an illness he knew about.

>>1734549
Acid spit

Your argument is invalid

>>1734553
What happened to Launch, she disappeared after convincing Tofoo to train alone and I couldn't find any references to her later on.

>>1734574
She showed up for tournaments throughout Dragonball and eventually started dating Lapis. When he went off to train with Piccolo sometime after the return from Namek, she ran off after him. You haven't seen her in quite a while

>>1734585
I can only imagine the chaos that would've transpired if they had waifu'd her instead of Bulma.

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>>1734595
I liked Launch but Bulma was always my favorite, I did want to ship her with Goku though

>>1734651
Yeah, that plan never really went anywhere. Too bad

>>1734673
Ehh it's fine Suno is a good girl I'm happy for Goku he has a good life

>>1734692
He's the mayor/chief of Jingle Village now ain't he?
Seems like he's doing far better than he would be with his turnip farming in canon.

>>1734703
To be fair, Suno does most of the work. He just does labor and defends the village

>>1734709
I'm sure he'd help with finances and whatnot if he wasn't raised in the woods.
I'm sure defeating the occasional monster that wanders into the village more than makes up for that.

>>1734719
Yeah, pretty much. Plus, Suno thinks he's handsome, so she just enjoys having him around to look at sometimes

>>1734744
Stupid Saiyan genetics making him all handsome and shit till the day he dies...
Wait what wishes have we made on the dragonballs again?
Besides resurrecting people and making New Namek.

>>1734762
Repairing damage done by Turles and Slug