>>1706612
German
We need to bring back the Third Reich

We /pol/ neet now. 14 words.

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German, obviously. Your time lurking /pol/ is what spurred you on to this journey of self-improvement, after all.

Looking in the mirror, it pains you to be such a terrible example of Hitler's Aryan. In spite of your impressive height and fair features, you are about a hundred pounds overweight, a community college dropout, and live off of welfare.

A fierce look of determination crosses your blue eyes, and you begin to plan your German-speaking journey.

How will you start?

>Order a used textbook ($50)
>Duolingo
>Torrent Rosetta Stone
>Try and find a pen pal online (roll 1d20)
>Sign up for community college classes ($250) (roll 1d20) (high chance of failure)
>Something else

>21 years old
>6'3, 300lbs
>National Socialist
>Fluent in English
>$1000 saved
>$1000 a month in revenue (disability)
>$800 a month in essential expenses.

>>1706752
>Duolingo
Good option, It really does help, for new people who know nothing of German.

>300lbs
To lose weight we need to cut calories and start jogging or walking at least. To lose the weight we need to eat like 2,000 calories, since we been eating like 3k a day.

>>1706766
Supporting

>>1706766
Supporting

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Booting up your computer, you go on that language learning website you had heard about on /int/, 'duolingo.'

It's easy to use and has a good reputation for being the stepping stone into advanced learning. You make an account and pull open the German tree.

Ready to begin, you reach over to the bottle of coke on your desk for a drink. Right before the bottle touches your lips, you present yourself with another quandary.

>Don't drink, go for a walk before your German - health starts today.
>You've done enough for one day, just focus on your current goal.
>something else

>>1706796
roll 1d20

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1706796
>Don't drink, go for a walk before your German - health starts today.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1706796
Fuck it, lets start on Couch to 5K as well.

Best of three (each time) if anyone else would like to try

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1706823

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1706823

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1706796

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>5

"Nope."

You're a good boy who's doing enough for himself by trying to learn German. Downing the rest of the coke, you begin learning.

It all comes rather easily, as basic, everyday words are presented to you.

You complete three whole 'skills', for a combined thirteen lessons. It felt like a lot, but you look down the tree and see the hundreds you have left to go.

It's late at night, and you weren't able to drag your fat ass out on a simple walk. Just go to bed?

>Learn more
>Go for a walk
>Sleep
>Something else

>German fluency .2/100

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1706893
>walk
You must know the layout of the land before conquest.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1706893
>Go for a walk

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1706893
Go for that walk fuckwit

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1706893
Go for a jog

>>1706951
>>1706929
>>1706902
Guys I have a idea, we could buy a gun. To protect ourselves from the dangers of the night.

>>1706973
I suppose we could check out a gun store on our walk.

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Sighing deeply, you push yourself out of your chair and get ready for that walk. Such a simple thing that takes you so long to make yourself do. Maybe it'll be easier in the future now that you've started.

> +1 to simple physical motivation rolls.

Locking the door behind you, you set out. Around the block once or twice should be simple enough - you haven't exercised since high school, after all.

As you walk you're reminded of why you never want to leave your house. You may as well live in Detroit. A good third of the houses around yours are completely abandoned, and all but a few are run-down, urban monkey zoo exhibits.

Passing by one, a literal porchmonkey sizes you up from across the street. Walking a bit more briskly, you decide just one round today. Maybe a gym membership in the future??

>Determination check, 19

"Stop being such a pussy," you tell yourself. You look back at the urban youth and don't break gaze until he turns away. Felt good.

You go around the block, and right by the gas station you'd usually get twinkies or beer from whenever your stash ran low. You're kind of proud of yourself, and make it back to your place after another lap around the block.

It's really late now, maybe sleeping actually would be best, but you could also review your new German vocabulary, or pick out a book to read for a bit in bed.

>Review
>Read (What are you reading?)
>More exercise
>Play something online
>Sleep
>Something else

>>1706973
There's a gun shop, but it's closed at this hour, and until you're in better shape or more motivated, you'd have to drive to get there.

>>1706979
>Sleep
We have to rest up.

> You may as well live in Detroit. A good third of the houses around yours are completely abandoned, and all but a few are run-down, urban monkey zoo exhibits.

Yeah we need to hit the gun store either tomorrow or look for guns to buy online.

>>1706990
this
>where do we live?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1706979
Rolling to change political alignment to Libertarian

>>1706994
Well it seems we live in a big city. In the getto, their is some ways to get a gun faster without waiting for a background check, that's legal

>>1706990
Supporting

>>1706994
You live in the particularly shitty area of one of the biggest cities in Northern California. It's the only accessible neighborhood you can really afford, and you've been too depressed to find it within you to pack up and move somewhere with a better environment.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1706997
Rolling for this, more freedom.

>>1706997
>>1707017
Why do want to change it? I think we should see what OP has in store for us before we go changing things

>>1707026
It would change how the story would get narrated at most and what meetings we go to

>>1707031
I want to see the way the story goes as a Nat Soc, since it never done in /qst/

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1706979
Actually, Rolling to read Fountainhead

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>>1707031
So then why would you want to change it in the first place then? Stop being a butthurt pedotarian

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Going to bed for the night, you think back at how shitty the roads were on your walk. "This is a Libertarian paradise", you shudder.

>National Socialism more firmly entrenched

You need your rest as much as anyone else. You did well today, and for the first time in many years, you feel hope.

>Sleep

You wake up at 12pm. It's shit, but a lot better than the usual 2 or 3pm you're used to. Maybe the exercise helped?

How do you start your day?

Choose one option

>Breakfast (or skip eating?)
>Duolingo
>Go to the gun shop
>Go for another walk
>Something else

You are
>6'3, 299lbs
>.2/100 German Fluency
>Have $1000
>an ardent National Socialist

>>1707053
I was going to say National Bolshevik for the memes but thought Lolbetarianism would be funnier

>>1707082
>Breakfast
Eating starts your metabolism, so we don't eat our metabolism is slowed.

Afterward see if we can find a black powdered gun. Since in California you don't need a back ground check or FFL requirements. Tho we're limited to 5 or 6 shot revolver.

Right now, for reference. It's basically a sandbox. You're a NEET who is rebuilding and reinventing himself. Right now, you're focused on not being such a pathetic sack of shit.

Time will speed up in the future once the success and failure of your consistent actions are determined, then slow down again when your priorities in life change.

>>1707097
Support

>>1707082
BIG breakfast

>>1707086
As fun as trying to found an anarcho collectivist straserist genderqueer furry utopia would be. Keeping political alignments simpler would make GMs life much easier.

>>1707100
So OP do you happen to live in California?
Because I do.

>>1707126
Well we want to lose weight so a healthy breakfast would be best, or at least cut down on the sugar.

As per usual, you make yourself something to eat. What's not usual, is that before eating, you throw away the sugary cereal and garbage you have in your cabinets, and settle on making a short stack of pancakes for yourself instead.

By the time you've finished eating, the day has already been well underway for most productive people, but at least you're off to a good start.

>Go for another walk
>Gun shop
>Look up Black power gun vendors online
>Study German
>Something else

Making a chart to track skills, motivation development

>>1707185
>>Look up Black power gun vendors online
Gunstores have background checks and takes weeks to get the firearm.
Blackpower you can have it ship to your door, tho we should buy everything complete, power, caps the works.
t. Califorina

>>1707191
Seconded

>>1707185

>Gun shop

Gotta make sure we can defend ourselves.

...

OP, could arrange the addition of a daily routine of simple exercises such as sit-ups, push-ups and squats. Walking is good, but it could be better...

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You resolve that walking can only get you so far, (figuratively and literally), so instead set yourself to follow a daily regimen of sit-ups, push-ups, squats, and other basic calisthenic exercises to reach a decent fitness level.

>Roll 1d20 for success

The nigs outside are not something to laugh about anyways - the further out of their way you are, the better. You feel the need for instant protection, and going through the motions to get an actual modern firearm in this shitty state is a nightmare that would legitimately be better postponed.

Settling on an archaic rifle model, you fill out your information and spend the
>$270
dollars on your new firearm kit.

It should arrive in 3-5 business days.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1707295

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1707295

...

>>1707295
>archaic rifle model,
I was feeling we would get a revolver, so we can carry it outside our home

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1707295

>>1707325
Good roll anon

>>1707325

Nice. By the way, are the rolls determined by average of [x] or best of [x]?

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>15

You put some music on your phone's speakers and begin clearing the pizza boxes and dirty clothes on your bedroom floor for some nifty bodyweight exercises.

You weigh a ton, so it's a huge surprise to you that you're actually able to complete a few of each exercise over the course of an hour. Good job!

You start thinking about all the possibilities in your life, and the opportunities you've missed. Imagine if you had done this every day for the past few years!

The thought is depressing and sobering, yet spurns you forward all the same.

>Calisthenics increased to 1
>Strength increased to 2
>Endurance increased to 2

You can do a lot more before the day is over, and the fact that you have weeks to do shit every day fills you with a childlike excitement you almost can't stand it.

>2 actions left

What do you want to get out of life, anyways?

>>1707349
Best of three for now.

Do we have a backyard ? We could grow our own healthy vegetables, instead of eating that GMO and pesticide filled garbage from the store. Gardening would also be very good for our psyche.

>>1707395
You have a very small fenced in area behind your house that technically passes as a backyard. It's completely paved in, so planting vegetables would require a fair bit of manual labor and have some initial cost for supplies.

>>1707384
Clean up our home, a clean house will help us in life to keep things where they should be, and some things needs to be cleanse.

>>1707420
Supporting cleaning

>>1707420
Sell everything besides the bed, fridge, computer, and basic furniture on Craigslist for extra capital. We don't need it.

>>1707420
This, also consider moving to the good old rural fields of Montana: The land where you can legally walk around with a sword and have no sales tax.

>>1707440
We should do this boys, cmon.

>>1707440
I suppose this too.

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Motivated as heck, you start going around your house, collecting trash and uneaten food into trash bags and bringing it outside for the garbage man.

The sheer amount of rubbish crowding your flat makes the endeavor quite a lengthy one, and by the time nothing's left, the sun has begun to set.

From the months of stagnation, you're left with a vaguely smelly, yet clean living space, and a big sense of satisfaction.

>Willpower increased to 2

>>1707440
Roll for motivation

>>1707440
>>1707442
You sure you're not the same anon?

>>1707440
>>1707442
What the hell I support this action, if we're going to change, everything about our old life will change. Rent in Montana would be cheaper and we'll still get the same Neet bucks

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1707457

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1707457

>>1707461
>15
Good roll Anon, maybe it will be enough.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1707457
Need 3 rolls I guess

>15 + 1 Willpower

You're not done yet. Things have to change, and they have to change bigly.

You start tearing your place apart, bringing old odds and ends, textbooks, knick knacks, childhood belongins into a new pile in your room, and putting post-it notes on furniture around your house.

It's actually quite a lot once you're done, and you estimate you can get a good two or three hundred dollars for everything. But one thing remains:

You rip your Playstation 4 from the wall, but pause. It's the holy grail. But can you really do it?

>Roll again

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1707457
Sell that baby hard

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1707480
PC Master Race

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1707480
Do it for the aryan race

>>1707480
>From the months of stagnation, you're left with a vaguely smelly, yet clean living space, and a big sense of satisfaction.

We need to get some bleach and clean this place at the microscopic level.

Also, whats our family like?

>17 + 1 Willpower

Yes, you can.
You add the machine, it's controllers, your TV, and your entire collection of videogames to the new pile.

It's all probably worth double or triple the junk you just put together combined.

>Total Value: $950

You spend the rest of the day cataloging and posting everything on Craigslist. Almost instantly, buyers emailed you about your console and games, and a few tried haggling with you over some of your stuff.

You estimate it will take you at least one week to sell everything, but the most valuable of your stuff has already found customers.

You set your fat self down in bed in your empty room, and get ready for another busy day. Such is the NEET life.


You're awakened late at night by loud knocks on your door.

>Go back to sleep.
>Look out the window
>Open the door
>Something else

>>1707508
Your father is a Hollywood producer who literally disowned you for dropping out of school. Your mother has schizophrenia and is a bigger shut-in than you.
Your sister, and your paternal grandparents live in Arizona. You sometimes communicate with them, but it's nothing serious.

>>1707530
>>Something else
Get something sharp or something that will broke bones, than look out window.

>>1707508
You also have a very fairy gay uncle in San Francisco. He hates your dad, you only met him once a few years ago, and would probably take considerable offense to your politics

>>1707534
seconding

>>1707537
>>1707530
You should set up a twitter or discord for the quest.

Since this is a sandbox, will it be possible for us in the future to effect political or form a rag tag team of National Socialists?

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Nobody has knocked on your door in months, and this is not girl scout cookie season.

You grab a knife from your kitchen door and creep silently over to the window to see who it is.

Nobody's there. Panicking, you look all around the other windows, and check your backyard for any fence-hoppers. Nobody.

You go back inside and prepare to go back in bed, before you hear the sound of laughing, then SMACKS on the wall, as someone's banging on or throwing shit at your place.

>Roll d20 for your action.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1707558
Call the police then hide near our box of goodies, if they come inside they will of course will go for the TV and play station we have, that's when we strike.

>>1707556
If that's the path you want to go down, yes. You can be a nazi, have an ""awakening"" and become a feminist, get involved in the occult, move countries, it's all great.

I will steer things slightly, and once a general direction is established I'll keep it on track so there's a sense of purpose and meaning.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1707558
Check to see if the nignogs are after you, and then see if you have a baseball bat or some long blunt object to use again likely knife armed nignogs. Oh and caoll police before doing these actions

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1707558
rolling

>>1707569
What action anon?
Me and other anon are for calling police, but since you made the great roll, what do you want us to do?

>>1707569
Thank you sweet jesus, the Dice gods will not kill us this night.

>>1707571
ah yes, i was in support of calling the cops.

>>1707580
Well I guess with that roll the police will come faster

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>15

You knew you shouldn't have stared down that nigger, THIS is why you never left the house.

Fearing the worst, you scramble to dial 911, and frantically tell the dispatcher your address how you think you're being robbed.

You're told to sit tight til the police arrive. You park yourself on your stash of valuables, and grab an old baseball bat, should the worst happen.

The outside giggling continues for a little while, then stops abruptly. You faintly hear little footsteps run away as the bright red and blue lights pull into your driveway, and two cops step out, cautiously making their way to your front door.

One cop crosses his arms and seems to size up your place. With a bemused sigh and a mumble on his radio, the other knocks on your door.

You open it immediately.

"Are you the one who called?"

"Y-yes, were they robbers, I heard some young guys run away after there was a lot of noise outside." You hastily say, fearful of being called a liar.

"Why don't you step outside for a minute?"

Puzzled, you consider asking if you're being detained or are free to go, but instead take a few steps to look at your flat.

Shit. It's absolutely trashed with eggs, toilet paper, and even spray paint in a few places.

"Seems like the neighborhood kids were just giving you some trouble."

"O-oh, r-right," you mumble. "Is that it then?"

"Yes, that's it, we'll make note if it, and if you continue to be disturbed let the station know, but otherwise, there is nothing we can do for now."

You sigh, and make some weird movements with your eyes, and a haphazard attempt at normal body language before the officer says

"Yes, that'll be it. 'Night."

With that, they peel off, and you're left with the mess all those niglets made of your place.
With a sigh, you head back indoors.

It's the middle of the night, and the sun should start rising in an hour or two.

>Go back to sleep
>Immediately start cleaning
>Ignore it altogether
>Something else

>>1707629
>Something else
No point in cleaning up, since we're just renting this shit hole from the government, and were leaving.

>Go back to sleep
We need to sleep, we got some training/selling to do in the morning.

>>1707629
>Go to sleep

>>1707629
>Go back to sleep

Gotta look into our options for moving out of this shit hole neighborhood tomorrow.

That's it for tonight, lads, thanks for playing. I'll be back to update tomorrow. Hope it's been okay so far, my first quest and all that.

GN

>>1707629
Go to sleep and in the morning look into the bus fair for travelling to the "holy land."

>>1707652
Agreed, we're going to have to buy either a bus ticket to Montana or a plane ticket, and they cost money.

We could stop the lease for this place, so we don't have to pay rent this month. Saving us a few bucks.

>>1707659
I like it, and will be back.

>>1707660
We need like a week to sell our things and get our mail order gun.

>>1707659
It's been pretty good OP, nighty night.

>>1707659

This was a nice thread. I'll keep an eye out for your next one...

>>1707659
thread has potential
dont forget to come back op

>>1707659
OP should wake up from his own Neet lifestyle

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1708668
rolling for op's determination

>>1707659
Just read through this now, pretty good quest.

pls come back OP

>>1708694
Not much but it's over 10 so we gud.

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You're not cleaning this shit up, fuck this place.

The anger from having your place trashed makes it hard to fall asleep, and when you finally do, you do so lightly.

Waking up for the first time in years at a normal time, the morning gloom slightly spills into your bedroom as you pull open your computer and type in 'Montana.'

Low cost of living, nature, no niggers - all great things, and you'll be damned if you stay here long enough for the neighborhood nogs to throw more explosive objects than eggs.

Your black powder kit should be arriving tomorrow, and it will still take a few days for you to sell off all your junk, but looking up places to live right now can't hurt you.

Where do you want to move to?

>Billings, largest city in Montana, yet still 90% white, as almost everywhere in Montana is. Most opportunity, but the highest cost of living.

>Great Falls, small city anywhere else in America, but a decently large one for Montana. Parked right on top of the Missouri River, medium opportunity, medium (comparative) cost of living.

>Butte, formerly the largest city in Montana, this town is known for its history, low cost of living, and accessibility to nature.

>Heck the cities. Strongarm yourself into living off the land, build your own place somewhere isolated, illegally, if need be.

>Another state entirely.

>Keep learning German, Germany or Austria are the goals here.

>Another country.

You are still a city-oriented person. You have an idealistic and potentially very productive and fulfilling /pol/ personal philosophy, yet have deeply ingrained problems motivating yourself to take the difficult, worthwhile path in your endeavors

>Roll 1d20 for your choice, and another action to start the day:

>Investigate which neighbor niggers trashed your place
>Intense (for you) exercise.
>Study German
>Pick up a new hobby?
>Respond to Craigslist inquiries

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>>1709036
Current personal chart

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1709036

> Butte, formerly the largest city in Montana, this town is known for its history, low cost of living, and accessibility to nature.

...

> Study German

>>1709036
>Butte, formerly the largest city in Montana, this town is known for its history, low cost of living, and accessibility to nature.
and
>Intense (for you) exercise.
plus
>Respond to Craigslist inquiries

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1709036
>>Butte, formerly the largest city in Montana, this town is known for its history, low cost of living, and accessibility to nature.

>Pick up a new hobby?
Meditation, calm yourself my nigga

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1709036
>>Butte, formerly the largest city in Montana, this town is known for its history, low cost of living, and accessibility to nature.
>Butte, formerly the largest city in Montana, this town is known for its history, low cost of living, and accessibility to nature.

>Intense (for you) exercise.
plus
>Respond to Craigslist inquiries

Butte Montana is super white

>The racial makeup of the city was 95.38% White, 0.16% African American, 1.99% Native American, 0.43% Asian, 0.06% Pacific Islander, 0.59% from other races, and 1.39% from two or more races. Hispanic or Latino of any race were 2.74% of the population.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1709052
This

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1709036
Rolling to bring back OP

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>7 + 1 Willpower

Eventually, your excitement wears off. Montana would be nice and all, but this is the first time something really bad has happened to you here. You're inside all the time anyways and don't have a job, so the shitty demographics here don't matter all that much. Right?

You can get some exercise though. Putting on some music again, you drop down on all fours and rip out a few push-ups and sit-ups for thirty or forty minutes. It's some physical activity, at least, and you already feel noticeable lighter from your new diet and even slightly increased amount of exercise.

>6'3, 296lbs
>Closer to leveling in Calisthenics

After exercising, you decide to meditate. Plenty of people on /pol/ espoused its benefits, and you could do with some inward thinking.

You lay in bed and focus on your breathing. You try to focus on nothing but your breathing. But then you notice how the sunlight spills through your blinds, and you get up to close them. Laying back down, you focus again for about two minutes.

The realization that you're an obese embarrassment sitting in your empty bedroom trying to meditate - do you think you're a samurai or something? suddenly hits you.

Maybe tomorrow it might be easier.

You get up and out of bed once again, and begin pacing around your house trying to think of things to do. It stresses you out, and you eventually sit down against the wall staring at your pile, self-aware of how strange you are, throwing your hands up in exasperation.

May as well respond to the people on Craigslist.

Stomping heavily back to your computer, you pull open your email. A few timewasters, low-ballers, but a good amount of actual offers. One guy haggles you down a few dollars, but you manage to seal a deal for your playstation and half of your games for $325 dollars. Very nice.

Some old woman is interested in a few of your childhood items for her grandson.
>$30

And you get a good offer for your TV set from another man some miles away.
>$210.

The TV guy and old lady are both willing to stop by for pickup, the former today and the latter tomorrow. You'll have to drive a few miles into the suburbs to deliver the Playstation and games. He said he'd pay you twenty-five bucks for that, and you couldn't resist.

>What do you want to do while you wait for TV lad?


*updates will come in faster, had a NEET life of my own to tend to for a bit*

>>1709219

> Learn more German while you wait

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1709219
>What do you want to do while you wait for TV lad?
Learn German

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1709229

...

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1709219
> Learn more German while you wait

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>>1709239
>18
Nice roll

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Not much else to do other than German, you shrug.

You open up Duolingo again, and actually have a grand old time. The lessons fly by, and you feel like you're completely retaining everything you learn. You get SO into it, in fact, you put on your favorite song.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mL2sViclu4A

You're even able to make out some of the much simpler words on your own.

You end up completing seven skills, for a total of thirty lessons by the time you hear a knock on the door. Great job!

>German fluency .2/100 ---> 1.1/100

$325 dollars in the man's hand, the transaction is made quickly and easily - he seems to want to get out of your neighborhood as quick as possible. You hand him the five games he specifically requested, your PS4 and the tangle of wires to go with it. He already has controllers at home.

>You gain $325 dollars

Another day coming to an end. You've been awfully productive since deciding to start learning German. Maybe you can be daddy Hitler too one day.

>Go back to looking at Montana
>MORE German
>Do something creative
>Try meditating again
>Look for those dirty niggers
>Something else

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1709219
>>Locate and download a pirated pdf of Manifesto for the Abolition of Enslavement to Interest on Money by Gottfried Feder

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1709279
Supporting

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1709279

> Locate and download a pirated pdf of Manifesto for the Abolition of Enslavement to Interest on Money by Gottfried Feder

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In a very German mood, you decide to read a bit of literature behind the Third Reich.

Going on the pirate bay, you torrent a PDF of the Manifesto for the Abolition of Enslavement to Interest on Money by Gottfried Feder, one of the most important economic manuscripts behind the Reich, and written by the economic mentor of Uncle Adolf himself.

You become so engrossed in the actual topic of the book, that understanding what's being said is second nature. The most simple of lessons is that debt slavery was keeping Germany in the shitter. What you eventually learn is (((why))) Germany kept getting such a bad deal, and how they brought themselves out of that mess.

You can apply the same thinking to your own life, on a more microscopic scale.

>Gained 1 Wisdom

By the time you look up from the PDF, it's late at night. You're not exhausted yet, however, and can fit in one more action.

>More Craigslist inquiries
>More German
>More Exercise
>Niggers
>Something else
>You WILL move to Montana
>Just sleep.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1709322
>>More Exercise
Gotta sculpt the body now

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1709322

> More Exercise

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1709322
>>Just sleep.
Above all, we need to maintain a proper sleep schedule. It's late at night, remember!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1709322
>Just sleep.
We need to wake up more early

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>More Exercise, 12

You're a motivated NEET, yes you are!

You get back on the floor and put on your workout music

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zYKupOsaJmk

It's only been a few days, but you have no trouble banging out sets of four or five push-ups each time, which actually isn't that bad considering your immense weight and history of inactivity.

You're more familiarized with calisthenic movements, and the wrist pain you experienced at the start is all but completely gone.

>Calisthenics leveled up to 3!

You feel yourself getting stronger as well. Maybe it's time to join a gym soon, or visit /fit/ to find out what you need to do?

Anyways, time for bed.

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Again, you are woken up in the middle of the night by loud bangs on your house.

>What do you do
>Roll 1d20

>>1709322
Hey, NeetM, which is human average for an Attribute: 5, or 10? Need to know how pathetic we are right now.

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1709353
>>What do you do
Call Police, get bat. Steel our mind that we will not be a pussy, and guard our goods.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1709360

Do this...

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1709353
>>Call the police again, they told you to let the station know if the harassment continued

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1709353

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1709353
open the door, what's the worst it could be?

>>1709360
Changing to supporting this.

>>1709358
The average is five, but it becomes exponentially harder to train your skills and attributes as their levels increase.
It is much easier to have every attribute as 5, than get a single one to 10, for example.
Each level past one provides a +1 bonus to rolls for that related activity, which is actually not very much considering how your goals are mainly getting out of bed and not wasting your day for the time being.
Furthermore, you will need to reach 5 Willpower to get rid of most motivation rolls, and 7 to get rid of all of them - the NEET life is well-embedded within you.

>>1709360
Supporting

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>15

Groaning, you get out of bed. Fucking nigger children at it again. You dial 911 again, and your voice is recognized from yesterday - you kindly remind the nice lady that you were told to keep calling if this continued.

The police are on their way. Picking up your bat, you make your way back to your stash in the living room and get ready for the worst. The sound of eggs splattering against your home and the shaking of spraypaint cans pisses you off as you squat uncomfortably in your underwear.

Eventually, the sounds stop, as you see the lights of the police cruiser approaching in the distance.

Then, a brick crashes through your window, narrowly missing your head. Shit.

You hear the little bastards running away, and a few moments later, knocks on your door.

It's the same cops from before, and they look annoyed at having to be here. Beckoning them inside, and showing them the brick and your broken window, things get a bit more serious.

"We'll patrol down your street a few times a night. Look into buying a firearm, it seems like these people have something bad against you, this escalating the way it is."

With that, the police cruise away, and you're left with an even more trashed place, and a broken window.

Your house is much colder now, and it's a hazard if one of them actually tried to steal from you, or worse. You don't have any supplies to board it up or replace it for now. Need to get out of this shithole.

>Sleep
>Sleep by the window
>Stay awake the night by the window
>Just get in your car and drive away, fuck this place (high chance of failure)
>Something else

> Sleep by Window. Keep your weapon close at hand.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1709412
>Something else
Look for some housing in Butte Montana, niggers will end your life if we keep waiting.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1709412
>>Look into renting a hotel for the night.

>>1709412
>>Sleep by the window

>>1709420
Sheeeeiiit, can I switch over to support >>1709417 , or will I have to reroll?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1709412
Hunt the niggers.

>>1709417
Supporting

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An actually original quest? How intriguing! Good work OP!

Looking at Butte Montana rental homes in craigslist you find some real cheap places.

Average low price was 500$ even find a cheap one for 275$ tho it's real small, at 375ft

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>20

Fuck this shit. Your panic gets the best of you, and you load your computer and remaining valuables into your car. Peeling out of the spook zone, you pass gloomy nigger figures patrolling the street corners on your way to a motel nearby.

You HATE California.

Getting out of your car, you make sure all your shit is covered and hard to see from the windows, then head inside. One room for the night at this dump sets you back fifty dollars. Hopefully a temporary solution.
>-$50

Your room has cockroaches and smells worse than your own shithole goddamn you hate California did you say that already? There are visible cumstains on the mattress and the wallpaper is peeling off. Fucks sake man.

Whatever. You immediately look up houses in Butte, Montana. Moving is now essential, you fear for your life and can barely stand another day in this nigger-infested overrated shithole of a state blablabla le MOVIES and le SUNSHINE

F U C K
U C
C K
K C U F

California.

There are a few places available, all a bit different from each other. Each already seems like a godsend compared to where you are now.

>Low-rise apartment building. Small community area. Cheap and simple, yet no backyard or amenities beyond kitchen and bathroom essentials. Poorer area of town, but as you know, crime has little correlation to poverty :^)
>Rent: $350 a month
>Bills: $100

>Small townhouse. Your own part of a four-unit townhouse. Communal backyard, you can probably grow a few things if you talk it over with your new neighbors. Bit more spacious, area a bit more wealthy, but not by a ton. It's nice.
>Rent: $405
>Bills: $125

>Small house. Based in the outskirts of town. It's small, but you'll have it all to yourself. Neighboring houses have a comfy 30-40 feet between them. The house itself is quite old, however. Small back and front yards.
>Rent: $500
>Bills: $165

>Where do you want to live?
>Leave right now?
>Sleep first?
>Back out, stand your ground?
>Buy a bunch of eggs and shit all over the nigger houses before peeling out
>Something else

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>>1709497
forgot to save it

Anyways, throw me your d20's

>>1709497
>>Low-rise apartment building. Small community area. Cheap and simple, yet no backyard or amenities beyond kitchen and bathroom essentials. Poorer area of town, but as you know, crime has little correlation to poverty :^)
>>Rent: $350 a month
>>Bills: $100

>Sleep first?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1709497
>>1709509
>>1709499

forgot to roll

>Low-rise apartment building. Small community area. Cheap and simple, yet no backyard or amenities beyond kitchen and bathroom essentials. Poorer area of town, but as you know, crime has little correlation to poverty :^)
>Rent: $350 a month
>Bills: $100

>Sleep first?

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1709497
>>Low-rise apartment building. Small community area. Cheap and simple, yet no backyard or amenities beyond kitchen and bathroom essentials. Poorer area of town, but as you know, crime has little correlation to poverty :^)
>>Rent: $350 a month
>>Bills: $100

>>Sleep first?

>>1709497
>>Small townhouse. Your own part of a four-unit townhouse. Communal backyard, you can probably grow a few things if you talk it over with your new neighbors. Bit more spacious, area a bit more wealthy, but not by a ton. It's nice.
>>Rent: $405
>>Bills: $125
Old Rent and Bills 380+160
So we'll be saving 10 bucks.

>Sleep first?

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1709513

...

>>1709497
OP, can I just say that this is the comfiest quest I have ever participated in? I don't even mean that ironically.

Sandbox quests are the shit.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1709499
Here my roll

>>1709515
>>1709513
>>1709509
I say a few extra bucks are worth the small townhouse

>>1709526

We don't have gainful employment. I'd rather start cheap until we are actually pulling in some dough...

>>1709526
Perhaps, but remember, we're a NEET for now. Not only do we have shit charisma, which could hurt us and our interpersonal relations if we take the townhouse option, we're also used to living in a small environment. We're already moving to Montana, so this is a huge chance. Best not to over-reach.

>>1709536
*change, not chance

>>1709532
Well we're be spending 10 less bucks so we'll get 210.

At least we'll saving 90 bucks with the small place.

>>1709536
Alright that is true, improve ourselves before talking with people.
So we'll be getting 290 bucks in profit.

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You're moving to Montana mainly for the environment, laws, and people. You want a cheaper place and intend to get a better quality of life out of it than your current dump too, so you settle on the cheap apartment building.

You shoot an email to the ad, and let the landlord know you'll be in the area in three days.

You text your current landlord that you've been evicted by black people. He can find someone else to live in that shithole.

With a sense of satisfaction, you head off to sleep, ready for your first road trip in the morning.

You may as well make a little trip out of it, right?

>Drive up through Oregon, then Idaho, Montana
>Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, Montana
>Nevada, Idaho, Montana
>Straight there, fastest route possible. Stop only for food and to pee.
>Something else
>Roll 1d20

>>1709525
thank you kind sir

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1709551
>>Drive up through Oregon, then Idaho, Montana

No going to desert states, our shit car will break down and we will be stuck outside in the blazing heat. Nature states we go to.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1709562

> Drive up through Oregon, then Idaho, Montana

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1709562
supporting

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1709551
>>Nevada, Utah, Wyoming, Montana
Google "Yellowstone National Park location", and you'll agree. It's right along our route. Why miss it?

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You decide driving through Oregon and Idaho to Butte would be best. Scenic route, and shorter than the alternatives.

Waking up in the morning, you rush out of the motel and get into your car, set to start your new life. Getting on the highway, you make your way north for about thirty minutes before you realize something.

Your black powder kit was supposed to arrive today.

>Go back and check for it
>Keep going

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1709573
There is two routes from Idaho and Montana that allow us to see YellowStone.

Route is Red

>>1709589
>>Go back and check for it

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1709589
Shit
>>Go back and check for it

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>>1709593
Picture didn't show

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1709589

>Go back and check for it

>>1709597
We gotta take as many photos on that trip as possible.

>>1709602
That give me a idea for a job. We take lots of pictures of nature, of course frame some of them in our home. But how about selling some of them to companies, that way we get some free lance money.

Also if we go hiking in Montana we can work out by hiking and take and sell pictures we took if we're good enough.

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>14

Shit. You quickly turn around at the next exit and go back as quickly as you can, treading carefully a few miles per hour over the speed limit.

An anxious half-hour later, you're back at your place. It looks the same as yesterday, but you wouldn't be surprised if some pedestrian-nigger saw your package and just decided to take it.

>Wait for it to arrive
>Get back on the road.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1709615
>>Wait for it to arrive
Check the status of our package. If it said delivered well no need to stay here.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1709615

> Wait for it to arrive

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1709608
Ooh, nice. A photography Skill.That could help.
>>1709615
I know I'm gonna regret this, but goddamn, I want our black powder kit. Goddamn perfectionism. Rolling.
>Wait for it to arrive

>>1709622
>>1709623

Well. That's fortuitous...

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>>1709622
>>1709623
>20
>19
Maybe we got a little bonus with our package.

>>1709633

I'd be content with getting it and getting out without being mugged...

>>1709633
Too bad Cali doesn't have castle law.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1709615
>>Wait for it to arrive

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>20

As soon as you pulled into your driveway, the package arrived. Thanking the delivery man, you quickly take the hefty thing, load it in your trunk, and get right back onto the road.

You check the contents, and find not only your rifle parts, but an instructional manual on manufacturing old timer rifles, revolvers, and munitions. How unlikely and fortunate!

You pass through cities much like your own. Run down, Spanish everywhere, black people - it's disgusting, quite honestly.

Eventually, you peel out of the urbanized shithole that is the bay area, and have reached the first place you may find a comfy stop, and the only one you deem worthwhile in California.

Sebastopol is an old winery town in the north of California. It's heavily forested, and renowned among the state for its small town charm.

Points of interest include:

>Winery
>Francis Ford Coppola Museum
>Marijuana dispensaries (Won't be legal in any other state you pass through)
>Old-fashioned town center
>Keep driving

Roll 1d20, what you'd like to do.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1709673
>>Francis Ford Coppola Museum
Enjoy some classic film.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1709673
>Francis Ford Coppola Museum
Googled it, sounds cool. Be sure to take pictures of any cool stuff you see, in the museum and throughout the city, unless cameras aren't allowed.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1709673
>Francis Museum
>>1709684
Damn son
We leave our shithome and our luck turns around

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>20

You pass through the town center, admiring how uncommercialized the whole place is. Small, unique businesses and eateries line the streets and taper off into winding roads with colonial style farmhouses that seem to meld seamlessly with the nature around them. It's all just so nice, and feels like a world apart from what you're used to. Is simple stuff like this what's missing from your life?

>Willpower leveled up!

Eventually, your route takes you through a forest and up to a winery and museum set on a hill, that probably has one of the best views you'll ever see in your life. Parking up on top, you walk your increasingly less fat self up, and go inside.

There are film screenings of the Godfather movies all day, and one is about to start. You've never seen it.

Alternatively, there's a restaurant with fancy wine-people food. You're not really dressed for something like this, but don't much care for being judged at the moment.

There is also a large swimming pool overlooking that great view, with people of all ages lounging around talking or swimming. Entrance fee is $30.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1709673

No point in rolling because I probably can't beat (>>1709684) but here I go anyway:

>Francis Ford Coppola Museum

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>>1709715

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1709715
Go see the Godfather.
Rolling to keep the spaghetti in our pockets.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1709715

Everyone should see the Godfather at least once in their lifetime...

> Watch screening

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1709715
Watch movie

>>1709727
NeetM, the fourth Asset slot from the top is empty, but it still has 250 next to it. Might wanna fix that.

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>17

You walk into a dark theater area where a few other people are seated for the movie. No previews, and eventually the movie begins.

It's quite long, but you can tell its reputation is well deserved. It drew you in, and you were so disappointed when it ended, taking out your phone and googling a ton of facts about the Italian Mafia, Coppola, and film production. You muse the thought of maybe making your own movies, or more realistically, some short videos some day?

>You've gained a new hobby! Film Production.

In your obsessive stupor, you did not notice when a fat man walked right up to you, surrounded by a few other men in dark, Italian mafioso costume.

The man strokes his short salt & pepper beard and slicks back his hair before beginning:

"Excuse me. Excuse me, excuse me. Excuse me. Today, is a very special day. It is the day - What day is it? I forgot."

He gestures to his henchmen

"It's the day of - "

"Ahhh, that's right, it's the day of my daughter's wedding. And that makes it a very special day. I will grant you, one favor. So long as you call me Godfather. Capische?"

>What do you want to ask Italian Santa

>>1709772
Can we bank that favor for later? I don't we're wise enough to think of a good idea.

>>1709785
It's only the day of his daughter's wedding once.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1709772
>Can you give me your mother's sauce recipe, on this the day of your daughter's wedding?

>>1709772
A invitation to the wedding, and a suit to wear at it.

We could talk with people and it's not really demanding something big.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1709772
>>What do you want to ask Italian Santa
An invitation

>>1709772
>An invitation to the wedding, and a suit to wear.

If we don't fuck up social rolls, we might be able to keep in touch with this nu-mafia, and maybe earn more favors in the future. Could be useful.

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>18

Maintaining your spaghetti, you get in character for your response. Crafting your words carefully:

"On this, the day of your daughters wedding, I would be most honored to have a suit for my appearance at your daughters wedding, on this, the day of your daughters wedding."

"Godfather." you add, firmly.

The man pauses for a moment. Brooding it over, as his henchmen stand back silently.

Finally, with a nod, the taller, heavier one removes his suit, and brings it forward.

"Do not dishonor me." cautions the Godfather.
"Wedding is on the balcony. Don't be late."

With that, the band departs, and you're left wondering what just happened.

Noticing your confusion, a woman bystander informs you that that man is actually a huge Godfather fan, actor, and it actually is his daughter's wedding, hence the performance. He's going around granting small favors to anyone present.

>Put on the suit and go to the wedding
>Get back on the road

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1709864
>>Put on the suit and go to the wedding
Wonder what crazy high jinks are going to happen at the wedding.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1709864
>>Put on the suit and go to the wedding
What're we supposed to do, skip town with a free suit? He told us not to be late.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1709871
>Put on the suit and go to the wedding

>>1709876
>>1709871
>actor
I just read that he's a actor so he's place must be upper-class. Or he's one of those small time actors, in B-Movies still make a bit of cash

>>1709864
Guess OP had to eat his own Spaghetti for dinner.

>>1709864
This quest runs while i sleep. SAD!
Works nice in tandem with my morning coffee though.
Gud job OP

>>1711779
I just hope OP isn't kill since it's a good quest.

>>1711805
I agree, but he ran for 4-ish hours. Maybe that means he actually has something of a life outside this.

>>1711814
I would have guess the Quest was him, but it seems like he's not a Neet and has a life.

We could do lots of things to gain money if we think about it. Hell we can even spend all day and making wood statues for money. Since we don't have a job, and since it's free lance it's under the table money we don't have to report to the government.

And we could also just buy weed seeds and plant them once we get to Montana to sell it. Endless possibilities

>>1709864
Nice thread OP I'll join when your back

>>1709864
Yo OP are you going to finish the thread or start a new one?

I made a discord where we can speculate to where to go with our neet selves, if it humours you, people. https://discord.gg/9xzKyxc

OP, pls don't be kill. this was the most original quest on /qst/ in fucking months.

>>1714609

If OP is dead, I'll be forced to employ Plan B.

>>1714825
Are you the fucker threatening to make a similar quest in fucking WWI in the discord? If you're not, and you just wanna pick up where OP left off, I'd be behind you.

>>1714844

What? No, Plan B is much more drastic.

>>1714882
Since we're Nat Soc don't it be plan HH?

>>1714891

Shh, that comes later.

>>1714882
What's more drastic and still related to the quest?

>>1714898
I'm willing to hear out this plan.

OP may come back on Friday or the weekends

>>1709864
Rolling for OP to come back

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1715446

Rolled 8 (1d20)

Rolling to keep valuable and creative thread alive

>>1715469
If OP doesn't return within 7 hours, I'll take over this quest.

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>>1715480
but we dont want you mr double nat 1

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>>1715480
>>1715483
I"m mistrustful of this shit developing Velo syndrome, but if OP isn't back by end of today, I say give this guy a shot. QMs like OP are rare, so I don't wanna chase him off by electing a new dictator too soon, but this guy does look like he can at least write and is borderline humorous

Even if he is a lolbertarian

>>1715485
Where do you se his skill for writing? That ID has only written one sentence longer than three words in this quest.

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>>1715487
By I meant what I said when I wrote "can at least write"

His ability to spell correctly with relative reliability and speed is better than like 80% of the posters on /qst/, and this thread officially has enough interest for people to bother hijacking it. So, I feel it's more likely that someone will grab the thing by the reins than OP coming back in a timely fashion, preferable as that would be. If some mongoloid is going to start running this again, I'd rather he be able to write and hopefully actually run this anywhere other than into the ground

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>>1715489
I would rather wait for OP.
Its not hard starting his own thread.
i only speak for myself though.

>>1715494
Truth be told, I'd prefer that as well. I just feel as though we're going to need to choose between waiting for OP that is statistically never coming back, or letting some other faggot at the controls. I realize that it's a false dichotomy and that either option probably invalidates the other, but I just really want this gem of a concept to continue.

>>1715494
>>1715494
>>1715496
>>1715496
I am a QM with active threads atm, I'd be willing to continue this one or craft a new one with a similar idea if OP doesn't return.

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>>1715504
In that case, I say you've got my support. Hopefully you mean one of the story driven quests and not one of the endless civs that pop up and wither. Just maybe give it to the end of today to see if NeetM makes it back

thanks for recognizing quality, anonQM

>>1715504
Gentle anon, if you lead, nations will follow

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From>>1715504
to>>1715508
with love

>>1715504
I say wait for OP this whole day. He could turn up on the weekend

>>1715591
I agree; O.P. is allowed to have a job and a life. He's not our personal quest-monkey.

>>1715508
Do it anon

Had to do a lot of stuff the past few days, will hash out a few updates when I wake up. Thank you for your patience and all the kind words - I did not expect this reaction.

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Actually, right now.

>19

Donning the Don's suit's suit, you prepare yourself in the bathroom for the wedding. Surprisingly, the suit does not at all look bad on you, and its particular tailoring does a splendid job at lessening the visual impact of your weight. You come across not as a grotesque fatty, but as the made man you could be in your future.

You marvel for a few moments longer at how this article of clothing has the potential to completely mask your outward shortcomings as a person. At least in your eyes.

>Unlocked Tailoring hobby!

Enough of that for now. Stepping outside, you make your way up to the balcony, and as the Don requested, are right on time. People are gathering all around, schmoozing and taking pictures.

You can't spot the Don anywhere, but see his henchmen crowded around a small table playing cards while in character, gambling and chiding each other very Italianly.

Another table has a bunch of very pretty people - definitely Hollywood types, their plastic features charismatic and beautiful.

Elsewhere, you see part of the bride's extended family, all sitting around a long table, getting up to schmooze with guests coming and going.

Otherwise, there is a huge line of hot, self-serve food, a stage and podium where the ceremony will take place, and another stand live musicians strum along creating an ambiance for the occasion.

>Sit with the charismatic Hollywood people. The 'movie' part of California isn't THAT bad. You think you even recognize one of the actors.

>Sit with the Mafia. Learn more about this group and how seriously they take it. Play a few rounds of cards while you're there.

>Sit with the bride's family. Also the Don's family, and he's a cool dude in your mind. M-maybe there's a cutie you could wow and charm ;)

>Wallflower

>Get some food

>Request a song

>Leave

>Something else, write-in / combination.

.

>>1718615
>>Sit with the Mafia. Learn more about this group and how seriously they take it. Play a few rounds of cards while you're there
If we get in good with the Mafia we could meet the Hollywood people later, when we get our charisma up.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1718621
Supporting

>>1718615
>>Sit with the Mafia. Learn more about this group and how seriously they take it. Play a few rounds of cards while you're there.

-Listen more than we talk, smaller chance of making a pasta of ourselves.
-Make sure we dont tilt in our poker games

>>1718629
Also this

While we wait for OP to wake up. What do you think some goals we should do?

Of course learn German, and improve ourselves at least average levels of human being. In Butte what are we going to do for extra money? Or just stay indoors until we get our stats up?

>>1718675
Get a gf

>>1718679
A Aryan gf
Which country?

OP has 12 hours 40 minutes starting from now

>>1718712
I expect regular updates or it's MUTINY

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>>1718713
You just don't take a hint

OP fucking lived, holy shit. Pls make a twitter/discord or something to warn us in the future, or just post when you're gonna be gone. we were scared, mang
>>1718615
>>1718621
Supporting. Good fun, minimal opportunities to fuck up

>>1718780
There is a discord already

>>1718615
>Get some food. Reward yourself from escaping your old place. It is free

>>1718793
There is