>>1680336
>B) Eat something
Nutrition is important.

>>1680365
You walk into the kitchen and open your fridge, inside there's a can of coke and some kraft singles. There's enough cereal for half a bowl on the counter. Hopefully you'll be approved for food stamps soon. You found $5 on the ground yesterday which you could use to buy something
A) Eat the cereal
B) Go to mcdonald's
C) Go to a convenience store

>>1680372
>A) Eat the cereal

>>1680372
>A) Eat the cereal
Money is also important.

>>1680374
You pour out the cereal and start to eat it slowly. You think about putting water in it but the idea quickly leaves your mind after you remember last time. As you're eating you hear footsteps outside your door.
A) Look out your window
B) Open the door
C) Wait until the footsteps go away
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680389
>C) Wait until the footsteps go away
They can't see you, you can't see them

>>1680401
You stop moving and carefully listen. The footsteps stop in front of your door for a few seconds before turning around and going back down the stairwell.
A) Look out your window
B) Open the door
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680405
>C) Something else (Write-in)
Continue eating breakfast. Gotta have a good meal. Recall if the internet exists yet.

>>1680417
You continue eating your breakfast and finish the cereal. You might go to mcdonald's to use the wifi on your phone later today.
A) Look out your window
B) Go back to sleep
C) Get dressed
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680439
>C) Get dressed
Greet the sunshine with a nice fresh(ish) look! Even if our clothes aren't nice, they're still ours.

>>1680439
>C) Get dressed

>>1680453
You go back to your bedroom and put on a t-shirt and pair of jeans. You grab your phone off your dresser and sit down on your bed for a moment staring at the floor. You're really tired after being woken up early by that prank call.
A) Look out your window
B) Go somewhere (Specify where)
C) Go back to sleep
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680476
>B) Go somewhere (Specify where)
A nice morning walk, maybe to wherever you can find those free newspapers on the corner. See if there are any potential classifieds or what good your fellow man is up to these days.

>>1680476
>A) Look out your window
Is the world still a radioactive wasteland or was that just a strange dream?

>>1680484
You stand up from your bed and open the door to go outside. Before you step outside you notice a large brown envelope on the ground next to your door.
A) Ignore the envelope
B) Put the envelope inside
C) Open the envelope
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680492
>C) Open the envelope
Maybe it's our food stamps.

>>1680498
You open the envelope and as you try to see what's inside you drop it and it falls to the ground. A car key with a remote attached falls out of the envelope.
A) Attempt to use the alarm button on the remote
B) Put the key in your pocket and continue your walk
C) Put the key and envelope back where you found them
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680517
>A) Attempt to use the alarm button on the remote

>>1680524
You hit the alarm button and hear an alarm noise come from the parking lot of your apartment building.
A) Attempt to find the car
B) Continue your walk
C) Put the key back where you found it
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680528
>A) Attempt to find the car

>>1680528
>D) Something else (Write-in)
Be a good citizen. Clearly somebody dropped this by accident, so we'd better hand it to the police.

>>1680534
You walk into the parking lot and using the remote, manage to find the car. It's a silver Nissan Altima with a dent on the trunk.
A) Unlock and enter the car
B) Leave the car and proceed on your walk
C) Put the key back where you found it
D) Open the trunk
E) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680543
>D) Open the trunk
That dent is suspicious

>>1680549
You open the trunk and find a hammer inside.
A) Unlock and enter the car
B) Leave the car and proceed on your walk
C) Put the key back where you found it
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680563
>C) Put the key back where you found it

>>1680567
You walk back to your apartment, put the key back into the envelope and seal it as good as you can. The car clearly wasn't meant for you.
A) Proceed on your walk
B) Go back inside
C) Go somewhere else (Specify where)
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680569
>A) Proceed on your walk
That was odd. Let's get our mind off it.

>>1680575
You walk down the stairwell and leave the apartment complex. You walk down the sidewalk, no one is really outside yet except for a few homeless people walking down the street after waking up. You pass a newspaper machine, it has a local newspaper inside. An off-duty cop was murdered inside his home two days ago. The suspect is still at large. A dog barks at you from behind a fence as you walk by it.
A) Go somewhere (Specify where)
B) Sit down
C) Go back home
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680596
>C) Go back home

>>1680610
You turn around and go back home. You notice the envelope isn't by your door when you go up the stairs. You open the door and walk inside then see the envelope is on the counter of your kitchen. Someone must have gone inside your apartment and put it there but you don't see any signs of someone breaking in.
A) Take the key out of the envelope
B) Put the envelope back outside
C) Leave the envelope on the counter
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680563
>A) Unlock and enter the car

>>1680631
>A) Take the key out of the envelope
Well, it was definitely meant for us.

>>1680650
You take the key out of the envelope, proceed to the parking lot and unlock and enter the car. It's mostly clean except for a stain on the back seat.
A) Search the car
B) Drive somewhere (Specify where)
C) Leave the car
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680659
>A) Search the car

>>1680666
You search the car for anything that might tell you why it was given to you. You open the glove compartment and see a scrap of notebook paper. "Package @ 485 3rd Street East"
A) Go to the address
B) Drive somewhere (Specify where)
C) Leave the car
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680683
>A) Go to the address

Go to the bathroom empty ya bladder ya sleep better

>>1680685
You decide to go to the address because you don't have anything better to do over the weekend. Maybe the package will be something good. Your drivers license is suspended but this is too mysterious for you to ignore. The address is on the bad side of town at a small house. You approach cautiously and knock on the door. A white man with a dirty greying beard and a bald head opens the door.
"Hi, do you know anything about a package?"
His demeanor instantly changes. His eyes slightly expand and his mouth moves slightly.
"Yeah man, I have it out back. Let me go get it for you."
He closes the door on you and you hear him running.
A) Wait for him
B) Drive away
C) Try to open the door
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680698
>C) Try to open the door
Crack it open a bit, just enough to peek through.

>>1680706
The house is a mess, trash and clothes are all over the floor. You can see a dirty couch and a small TV on the floor in the living room.
A) Continue waiting
B) Drive away
C) Walk in
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680720
>D)Go around the back of the house

>>1680721
You go to the side gate and struggle to push it inwards to open it. It finally gives and you walk through dead grass into the back yard. There's a broken satellite dish next to the wall and a crescent wrench next to it. You see the blinds of the window shift quickly and shortly after the man opens the back door.
"Hey man, come over here"
You notice that he has his right arm behind the wall of the house and is deliberately making sure you can't see it.
A) Talk to him
B) Go over to him
C) Run
D) Go for the wrench
E) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680740
>D) Go for the wrench

>>1680742
You make eye contact for a second before running for the wrench. He sprints towards you, revealing the aluminum baseball bat in his right hand. Just as you grab the wrench and attempt to turn around he hits your lower body with the baseball bat at full force and you fall over.
A) Attempt to fight back
B) Shield your head
C) Attempt to plead with him
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680749
>B) Shield your head
At least he didn't have a gun

>>1680749
>B) Shield your head
then
A

>>1680756
You roll on the ground while trying to shield your head and he kicks you in the ribs and grabs you by the shirt then drags you into the house. You attempt to dead weight yourself but it doesn't help. He drags you into the bathroom and shoves you into the bathtub. He leaves the room and slams the door shut behind him. There's a window above the bathtub
A) Wait
B) Attempt to open the window and escape
C) Search the bathroom for a weapon
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680803
d)
shit myself and cry

>>1680803
>B) Attempt to open the window and escape

>>1680808
You put your head in your hands and begin quietly weeping. The man comes back in with a pair of handcuffs and you scream and possibly shit your pants, though it's hard to tell if you really did because of the panicked state you're in. (You did) He rolls you over and puts the handcuffs on you behind your back.
"Who the fuck are you? Why are you calling me?"
A) Ask what he's talking about
B) Lie and give a false confession
C) Tell him the truth
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680818
>C) Tell him the truth
We have no idea what's going on.

>>1680818
d) reach in my pants for some shit, scream jibberish at him and try to run at him

>>1680828
"Look man, I have no idea what you're talking about. This morning I got an envelope with a car key and there was a note in the car telling me to come to this address"
You speak with your face on the floor of the bathtub, attempting to look back at him.
"Where's this note at now?"
"It's in the glove compartment of the car, the key's in my pocket, go look for yourself."
He takes the key and leaves the room again, closing the door behind him.
A) Wait
B) Sit up

>>1680854
>B) Sit up

>>1680854
Forgot to add the write-in option but that too

>>1680854
d)fall asleep in my own shit

>>1680858
You attempt to sit up but fall back down in a more uncomfortable position than you started in. After a few minutes the man grabs you, takes you outside to the driveway and lifts the garage door to reveal a van. He puts you in the back seat of the van and starts driving.
A) Talk to him (Specify what you say)
B) Sit silently
C) Attempt to escape the van
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680871
>B) Sit silently

>>1680871
d)pretend im naruto and mutter some jibberish weaboo shit and fall asleep

>>1680877
The man drives into an alley, takes you out of the van, and puts something into your back pocket before returning to the van. Before he gets in he looks at you.
"The key is in your back pocket. I don't want to see you again."
The man drives off and you struggle for 5 minutes to get the key and unlock the handcuffs.
A) Call the cops
B) Look for someone to help you
C) Walk home
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680888
d) try and jerk off a little

>>1680891
Shocked, you attempt to take your mind off what just happened. You sit against a brick wall and attempt to jack off but you can't get hard and give up.
A) Call the cops
B) Look for someone to help you
C) Walk home
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680899
>C) Walk home
Let's just forget this happened

>>1680900
You walk home and stagger through the front door. The envelope is gone.
A) Sleep
B) Eat something
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680908
take off my pants and fall asleep on the sidewalk

>>1680908
>C)Take a shower then go to sleep

>>1680910
You take your pants off then stagger outside and pass out on the sidewalk. When you wake up it's night and someone stole your socks.
A) Go to your bed and sleep
B) Go back to sleep on the sidewalk
C) Go to your apartment and get dressed
D) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680980
>A) Go to your bed and sleep

>>1680985
You go back inside and collapse onto your bed. You wake up and the clock says it's 5 am. You slowly walk into the living room when you notice the door is open and there's a box sitting on the kitchen counter.
A) Open the box
B) Throw the box in the trash
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1680999
>A) Open the box
We'll trash it once we know what's inside.

>>1681006
You slowly open the box and find 3 items inside. A handgun, a loaded clip for it, and a piece of paper. A) Read what the paper says
B) Throw the box away
C) Close the box
D) Something else (Write-in)

D)go back to bed and sleep

>>1681042
You leave the box on the counter and go back to sleep, you're not in the mood for this shit. When you wake up it's 8 am.
A) Read what the paper says
B) Throw the box away
C) Ignore the box
D) Move the box somewhere else (Specify where)
E) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681052
>E) Something else (Write-in)
Call the police

>>1681057
You go to your phone in the living room and dial 911 and tell the operator about the situation. 15 minutes later two officers are at your door. They take you to the station for interrogation along with the box. You're interrogated for the entire day.
A) Tell them about the man who attacked you yesterday
B) Don't tell them
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681082
>B) Don't tell them

>>1681082
>A) Tell them about the man who attacked you yesterday

>>1681085
You're interrogated for the entire day before being released. You didn't tell them about how you were attacked.
A) Go home
B) Go somewhere else (Specify where)
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681099
>B) Go somewhere else (Specify where)
If somebody already broke in before, it's probably not safe. Seek a homeless shelter. They probably won't check if you're actually homeless as long as you're harmless.

>>1681108
You realize it's probably not safe to return to your apartment. You'll have to lay low for a while, probably even move out. You take the bus to your apartment to get a backpack and some clothes. When you go up the stairs you see your apartment has been trashed. The windows are broken and your furniture is ruined.
A) Go to your bedroom to get your clothes
B) Leave
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681130
C) JERK OFF OUT THE WINDOW

>>1681137
You attempt to jack off but can't get hard. You wonder why you did that
A) Go to your bedroom to get your clothes
B) Leave
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681142
>B) Leave
What if they're still in here? Better dash! Check if you still have the $5 so maybe you can at least get breakfast tomorrow.

>>1681146
You turn around and run. You realize you don't have any money or possessions aside from the clothes on your back and your shoes. You wish you had grabbed the $5 before you called the cops
A) Go back to get the $5 and clothes
B) Go straight to the homeless shelter
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681167
>B) Go straight to the homeless shelter
Mm, tempting, but still too dangerous. What if we find some maniac in a chicken mask back there? We can go back tomorrow if we need to.

>>1681179
You go to the homeless shelter but they're already full because of how late it is.
1) Sleep outside the homeless shelter
2) Sleep somewhere else (Specify where)
3) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681188
3) FINGER BUTTHOLE AND MOAN LOUDLY

>>1681199
you shove your hand into your pants and finger your anus. A homeless woman walking by glares at you and you remember you're in public. You still haven't decided where you're going to sleep.
A) Sleep outside the homeless shelter
B) Sleep somewhere else (Specify where)
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681230
C) RAPE HOMELESS WOMAN

>>1681230
>B) Sleep somewhere else (Specify where)
Find a 24-hour McDonalds or some other place where people don't give a hoot and don't rape the homeless woman

>>1681232
You attempt to rape the homeless woman but can't manage to find her
>>1681241
You sleep on the floor of a train station and wake up at 6 am
A) Go back to your apartment
B) Go somewhere else (Specify where)
C) Something else (Write-in)

>>1681267
B) GO BACK TO FIND THE HOMESLESS WOMAN AND RAPE HER

>>1681267
>C) Something else (Write-in)
Do you have parents or any other family members who live nearby and don't hate you? Look around for spare change on the ground to make a telephone call if so. If not, then might as well go back to the apartment.

C) sell your clothes for 5$

>>1681267
Get a trip

>>1681267
A) Go back to your apartment

goddamn it, wish i found this way earlier.

Fucks sake OP, ignore the obvious troll.