>>1655224

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Woo!

Raven's back. All is well again.

>>1655289
Relevant xkcd crossover!

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>>1655224


Voomp! Tracer blinks in and skids to a halt in front of you. She plants one hand on her hip and salutes with the other. "Hi, Logan! How's your morning?"

"Fine, thanks," you say, distracted with the blueprint maps on your datapad.

Tracer tilts her head, trying to catch your eye. ""Fine, thanks,"" she says in a gruff imitation of your voice, then giggles. "Got something on your mind, luv?"

"Plenty. The mission in Singapore today, for starters. Well, I call it a mission, but I guess it's more like a heist."

"Ooh, right! That's today!" Tracer snaps her fingers, remembering. "Wish I could go with you, but Mercy's still givin' me the no-go after that hit I took in Africa. Hate to admit it, but she might have the right idear." Tracer laughs, then winces and holds her side. "Actually, I probably shouldn'ta run across the base like that just now, hah hah ... ouch ..."

"Sheesh. Here, sit down and take a minute."

"You sure? I didn't mean to distract you from heist planning."

"It's fine," you say, switching off your datapad. "I've got the options sorted out, I just need to discuss it with the team. Which raises the question of who to let in on this." So far you've only told Tracer what you and Athena are planning.

(Continued)

>>1655311
Tracer a cute.

>>1655311


A few days ago, Athena alerted you that a high-ranking executive in Hyde Global, a robotics and manufacturing subsidiary of Lucheng Interstellar, was habitually leaving his terminal unsecured. With the amount of priviledges afforded to executive terminals, someone who gained physical access to the computer could gain all kinds of intelligence on the in-progress misdeeds of Lucheng and their allied megacorporations -- Vishkar, Helix, and the others.

Success on this mission would mean valuable intel on future missions to frustrate their plans for dominion, and to steal the funds for operations and upgrades Overwatch desperately needs. You might even find a piece of the puzzle to one of the elusive mysteries you've been dogging for years, the ultra-secret projects you can only find tantalizing hints to -- Fulgurite, Snowstorm, and the others.

You know what kinds of tyranny the megacorps are capable of: exploiting and subjugating their workers, even as they present a shining vision of the future to those citizens not yet under their yoke. You know that they have plans for something even greater, something that will solidify their control over the world beyond anyone's grasp to change it.

The question is whether you can make the team believe that. Fighting Talon and the Omnics is pretty straightforward, morally speaking. Robbing from a technically law-abiding company might be something else. Some agents would clearly be fine with it. Others, perhaps not so much.

You could keep this mission a secret, only telling the people you plan to bring along: Genji, Hanzo, and perhaps McCree. That would certainly keep things running smoothly for now. This is something that needs to be done for the greater good, even if they can't see it.

On the other hand, this kind of secret black ops stuff, where the left hand doesn't know what the right is doing, is what contributed to Overwatch's downfall in the first place. People said that Blackwatch was out of control, that Gabriel Reyes was willing to cross any line. His actions played a large part in turning public opinion against the old team. And the new team depends even more on the opinions of the ordinary citizens you're trying to protect. Do you really want to go down that same road?

>Tell the team about the plan.
>Keep it a secret.
>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch.
>Ask Tracer about it. If anyone's your moral compass around here, it's her.
>Ask Mercy about it. She knows how to balance doing the right thing with what needs to be done.
>Ask someone else. (Say who)

>>1655311
A-Grade waifu. qt as a button.

>>1655328
>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch.
>Ask Tracer about it. If anyone's your moral compass around here, it's her.
These two seem reasonable.

>>1655328
>Tell the team about the plan.


>Ask Tracer about it. If anyone's your moral compass around here, it's her.

Mercy has already asked not to be given too much power. Black watch was the bad egg last time I'd like to avoid creating it again.

>>1655328
>Tell the team about the plan

>>1655328
>>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch.

Tracer is a fag, wouldn't like CRIME TIME.

>>1655328
>Tell the team about the plan.
>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch.

>>1655328
>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch.
>Ask Mercy about it. She knows how to balance doing the right thing with what needs to be done.

>>1655328
>Ask Tracer about it. If anyone's your moral compass around here, it's her.
>Ask Mercy about it. She knows how to balance doing the right thing with what needs to be done.

>>1655354
BEGONE, THOT POSTER

>>1655358
Are you having a stroke?

>>1655328
>>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch.
>>Ask Mercy about it. She knows how to balance doing the right thing with what needs to be done.

>>1655364
No, but you appear to be, bringing Tracer in on this

Mercy, I am ambivalent about, but Tracer is possibly the worst thot on the team for something like this

>>1655378
Yes because Seeker wouldn't care about morality at all.

You're acting like an ass.

>>1655387

Remember how at the beginning of the quest, she distrusted us because we did crime stuff?

I have a feeling that she doesn't like crime in general, no matter the reason.

>>1655387
We already know Tracer doesn't like criminal activity. Seriously, stop being a THOT

Tell the team, but ask McCree and Genji what to do first. Writing.

>>1655378
>>1655387
>>1655392

It's far too early in the thread for this, anons.

>>1655328
>Ask McCree and Genji about what to do. They were in Blackwatch

>>1655390
>>1655392
I'd like her to weigh in regardless. We're overwatch not just another gang. There's an ideal at stake.

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>>1655394
What's going on Raven? Oh...

>>1655407
I agree. That's why I voted to tell everyone. I'm worried handling things in secret will just start bullshit they could have avoided in the past.

MADE IT!

>>1655328


You imagine asking Mercy. She'd give you her opinion, certainly. Probably even the one you want to hear. That sometimes you have to break the law for the greater good. But she might not be happy about it. She was pretty emphatic about not wanting any more responsibility than she already had. Maybe you'll save it for another time. You have a pretty good idea of what she'd say anyway, or at least you think you do.

"Athena, are the boys ready?" you ask the wall terminal.

"Agents McCree, Genji and Hanzo are waiting for you in the command center," Athena replies.

"All right," you say. "I think we should probably tell the team about all this, but I'll get their opinion first. McCree and Genji were a part of Blackwatch, after all. If Reyes had some great reason for doing things the way he did, they'd know about it, if anyone would."

You get up and start heading towards the command center. Tracer falls into step beside you. "Mind if I tag along?"

"No problem," you say. "What do you think about this plan? I know you're not the biggest fan of crime and lawbreaking and all."

"What's important to me is doin' the right thing," says Tracer. "And that ain't always the same as obeyin' the law. Overwatch wouldn'ta been disbanded if it was. That's why we're all here, y'know? We all believe that at least a little bit, or we wouldn't be defyin' the Petras Act to restart Overwatch. But the world needs us. Sometimes you gotta break the rules to do something good." She turns to you and smiles. "You know more about this corp stuff than I do. And I know your heart's in the right place. If you say it's the right thing to do, Logan, then I believe you."

(Continued)

In Overwatch related news: Doomfist has come

Bad news: He isn't voiced by Terry Crews

>>1655545

Tracerfags wanna grind their quiditch onto her buttocks ya know?

>>1655559

If you want to find the kekels in what I said about Tracerfags. Read it aloud in the most cockney a voice you can muster

>>1655559
As a former Eurofag, I just want to have toast and jam with her and chill.

As a romantic option, she's off the table. I don't think she has the proper mindset for eventual marriage if we ever fully go down her route.

>>1655559
>Tfw i saw tracer's time accelerator got destroyed

I have mixed feelings of hard-on and sadness.

The voice made him a really evil warlord tho. It was a good match

>>1655545

You enter the Watchpoint's makeshift command center, converted out of the meeting room bunker underneath the launchpad. McCree is leaning back in a chair with his boots up on the meeting table, smoke drifting lazily from the cigar in his mouth. Hanzo has his arrows spread out on the rest of the table, while he holds one up, appraising its straightness with a critical eye. Genji is testing his shuriken manufactory system, sliding the arming port on his right hand and forearm open and shut repeatedly, three shurikens popping up and down with each slide.

"Gentlemen, thanks for joining me," you say. "Athena should have given you the rundown on what this is about. Before we get started, I'd like to raise the issue of informing the rest of the team. Are we cool with telling them? Genji, McCree, you guys were on Blackwatch with Reyes. What do you think we should do? Is it worth trying to create a "black ops" squad with just the four of us?"

McCree and Genji look at each other. Genji shrugs. McCree sits up, takes the cigar out of his mouth. "Can't say I recommend it, kid. I ain't going to say anything bad about Reyes, god rest his soul. He had reasons for doin' things how he did. The suits at the UN breathin' down his neck for one, tellin' him they didn't like the way he got things done. But he never went behind Jack or Ana's back."

"You mean aside from that time in Mongolia," says Genji.

"Or in London," says Tracer. "My very first mission, in fact. Jack was right peeved about Gabe sending you in ahead without his permission, Jesse."

"Oh, yeah." McCree scratches under his cowboy hat with a sheepish grin. "Well, he had good reasons, that's all I'm saying. But I don't think we should do the same. There's only eleven of us here, thirteen includin' Brigitte and Athena. No committees lookin' over our shoulders. I think we should shoot straight with each other."

"I agree," says Genji. "One of few strengths we possess is the harmony of our team members. I caution against testing its resiliency before we must."

"All right, so no new Blackwatch for now," you say.

>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.
>Let's discuss our approach now. Everyone with relevant experience is here.
>Athena and I will handle this.

>>1655588
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.
>>1655575
I'm fine with hanging out or waifuing. I think she needs time.

I think if she and Logan ever had a fling it'd be loads of fun.

>>1655585
Yeah turned him into a bad guy right quick.

>>1655588
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.
Kinda figured that was what the last vote was for

>>1655588

>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

>>1655588
>>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

>>1655594
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

>>1655575

May I interest you with Mercy?

>>1655585

>I have mixed feelings of hard-on and sadness.

....Anon, we need to talk.

And yeah, it was a good match. But I just wanted to hear him screaming about OLD SPICE BODY WASH!

>>1655588

>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

Oh lord, trip dubs

>>1655588
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

>>1655588
>>Let's discuss our approach now. Everyone with relevant experience is here.

>>1655601
Terry was too good for us.

Mercy/Pharah/Tracer. I'm happy they're all wonderful girls.

>>1655610

There had better be at least ONE character in Overwatch voiced by Terry goddamn it.

>that spoiler

You have a most excellent taste anon

>>1655588
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

>>1655601
Hey, just so you know.... I like tragedy alright. Imagine Tracer's accelerator got shot. the last thing she says was" Logan, I Lo-"
and you lost her. The only thing you heard in your room was a ghostly sound of her trying to reached you

>>1655623
Dude. No.

>>1655622
It's okay Anon. With any luck he'll turn out to be Pharah's father.

>>1655588
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.

>>1655588
>Let's get everyone together for the meeting.
>>1655623
>I like tragedy alright
Patrician taste my man

>>1655623
This makes my dong expand, as an anti-Tracerfag

>>1655601
>May I interest you with Mercy?
Fuck yes

>>1655643
Just be careful. Dice are fickle creatures and may try to take your waifu from you.

>>1655623

>That spoiler as well

Anon I'd rather not have Tracer win the Seekebowl. But Jesus Christ man, that's depressing. I see it as rather a brother/sister relationship.

>>1655637

And so he'll fight Talon using OOOOOOOOOLD SPICE BODY WASH CAN'T BE CONTAINED BY A MERE ANON ON A MONGOLIAN THROAT SINGING BOARD!

>>1655653

If it's Zarya then nothing is lost

>>1655637
>>1655656

Then she was recovered but the price was...she forgot about you. You watched as she goes on day to day,unable to tell her your feeling in fear of her hating you (or look like a creep).
The breaking point is when she found a girlfriend

Delicious

>>1655641
My brother

>>1655643
That's one reason of my dong increase

>>1655651

Das is good anon, das is good

>>1655641

>Likes tragedy
>Patrician taste

Who hurt you anon? Who hurt you to have you think this way?

>>1655668
Might I inquire as to your Waifu?

>>1655668
I don't really consider that a breaking point. It's really a hell of a lot better than being lost in time forever.

>>1655670
I enjoy the height of human experience written into prose- love must be accented with loss

>>1655680

So by that logic for each person you love there must be one person that dies? Que?

>>1655672
Is this going to be a revenge?

Russian muscle girl

>>1655677
Could be...it will be hell, especially with her flickering and trying to reach you.

>>1655680
Ma nigga. The beauty of human emotion expressed in their breaking-point. The balance between happiness and loss

>>1655684
Thats more or less been my IRL experience

>>1655680
I find the romance so much sweeter when preceded by angst of any sort- loss, feelings of inferiority, self loathing. Makes the happy ending feel so much happier than they meet, they fuck, every is happy.

>>1655687
Right. But if she's brought back and she's happy, it's worth it instead of being some weird dead time ghost constantly reaching for someone.

I also doubt Seeker is so socially inept he can't sit down and talk to Tracer about what she's lost.

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>>1655687
Why hello there comrade.

>>1655691
I love that too. Make the sex scene more intimate and sweet

>>1655696
Komrade! I cant wait to interact with her.

>>1655687

>That spoiler among other things

What's bellow that of a plebeian? I'm not sure, but that is your taste

>>1655689
>>1655691

Alright how about we stop before we trigger someone's depression flashbacks to 'Nam?

>>1655696
>>1655701

Disgusting. But whatever, you can have your boipussies smashed by her Russian bear dong together.

>>1655693
Well yeah. Memory loss isn't the end of the ride, just the preclimax dip. Then Seeker tries to be friends, maybe manages, maybe doesn't, Tracer gets re-traumatized- thinks Seeker is dead or dieing, preferably in a noble sacrifice, and she either regains her memory and announces her love, or resolves that she loves Seeker again, doesn't regain her memories, but they still go off in the sunset.

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>>1655696
>>1655687

>>1655712

>A happy ending with Tracer

D I S G U S T

>>1655712

>Tracer
>Being a waifu to Logan

Never has there been a greater lie told. It's want Tracerfags want to believe will happen, but it won't.

>>1655714

HOW COULD YOU DO THIS TORUC?! YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO HAVE GOOD TASTE! YOU WERE THE CHOSEN ONE!

>>1655715
Well you can't kill off a Love interest through memory loss. If Tracer ever forgets, that's just another challenge to overcome on the route to happy ending.
I'm just saying how things would go, storytelling wise, if tracer losses her memory.

>>1655721
>Mercyfag on suicide watch

or was it Parah?

I dont know. Them girls are a bit too generic.


Anyways, lets not clog the thread and wait for Raven

>>1655739
Eh I think it's fine to chit chat. Raven doesn't usually fill a thread.

>>1655739
Tracerfag GTFO

>>1655687
>Is this going to be a revenge?
Revenge implies anger, this is just...schadenfreude.


>Russian muscle girl
Ah so your worse scenarios involve her fights against the Omnics? Ever seen the film "Animatrix"?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cTLMjHrb_w4


Just imagine Zarya experiencing what happens at 3:40. Her struggling futilely, her vast muscles being ripped off her as she screams helplessly and the Russians retreat.

Her death in the field never being reported to prevent loss of morale: she passed from the world without comfort and no one will ever know.

Except you and no one will ever believe you that their hero died long ago calling for them, for you, to help her.

>>1655739

Whatever

>>1655751

You. I like the way you think

Time to stop

>>1655755
Might I ask who your Waifu is?


>>1655759
Never. This is fun.

>>1655746
When over 50 post of waifushit are there before even the 3rd post, no. There is a reason the discord is in the OP

>>1655751
>schadenfreude.
>That spoiler

Stop making me hard anon. I already made that scenario

>>1655761

Genji

>>1655765
Yeah, let's not shit up the quest too much. Take it to the Discord.

>>1655765
Well we're waiting for info on the op. Speculating about waifus is easier.

Change the direction of the conversation?

What direction do you want to seekers gear go? Who should we try to synergize with?

>Our gear is from Ares M-Tech
>Ares Macrotechnology

Has nobody mentioned this yet?

>>1655780
Not really much to say. Ares makes pretty bog standard equipment desu. Nothing super high tech, but also not gutter trash. A working gun for the working man.

>>1655778
I want to try that Omnishlash and aggressiveness but with his luck, we would go with defensive healing.

Genji is a good synergy, especially with hit and run.

>>1655778
I'm holding out for Raven to give an option for something we talked about before to do a real support loadout.

>>1655780
Pretty sure we did two thread ago

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>>1655721
Dude, I am of the Hoshikori school of thinking.

E V E R Y G I R L I S B E S T G I R L .

>>1655778

Go for a mix of Soldier and Genji I say. And passive debuffs to the enemy being pumped out of the asshole like diarrhea after eating so much spicy food

>>1655770
I take it you enjoyed it?

>>1655778
Either we continue wtih being a flighty cunt that can deal damage or we change towards being a bit harder to kill or stealthy or something.

>>1655772
You have shit taste. Objectively.

Anyway onto the horror thing. Genji's primary internal struggle is to reconcile his human and robotic natures correct? Well what if he was in actual fact a Omnic? A infiltrator or Synth-style machine made to think it was human to gather intelligence for it's distant master? Expand on that idea far enough and you could see the mindbreak potential but in saying that it is there for most people if they found out the same thing.

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>>1655588

Athena pings the rest of the team with an immediate but non-urgent summons, and the other agents trickle in over the next five minutes. Mei is the last to arrive, rushing down the stairs, her hair still wet from the shower. Apologizing profusely, she slips past to an empty chair. "Sorry, sorry, sorry ..."

"All right, everyone," you say. "Thanks for joining me. Athena and I have cooked up a mission for us. Today we're busting into the 80th floor of the Hyde Global building in Singapore. Athena's found a computer inside, and if we can access it, we'll get some good intel on the corps and their plans. While we're inside, we can probably pick up some spending money as a bonus. It's not a life or death situation, but it'll help us out a lot, and our window is about to close. So we're going a few hours from now."

You're ready to face down any challenges to your plan, but don't encounter as much resistance as you were expecting. Winston and Mei look troubled but don't raise any objections. Reinhardt proclaims he willl defend the weak and innocent of the world from any who might harm them, even with the weight of the law on their side. Torbjorn asks some brusque questions, but he's more concerned about the possibility of blowback and your actual chances of success on the mission than any sort of ethical concern. More than usual, you have some idea of what you're doing, and he accepts your confident assurance that you can erase the security records and leave Overwatch blameless -- up to a certain point, of course.

You don't say it out loud, but breaking into a corporate citadel is something you have more experience in than even McCree and Genji. So for maybe the first time since you joined, you feel comfortable about calling the shots.

You call up the building's room plan that Athena obtained for you, show the map of the 80th floor on the main screen, and mark the location of the unsecured executive terminal. "Here's our target, ladies and gents, gorilla and Omnic. Now we just have to decide how to go about this."

The discussion around the table begins as every agent weighs in with their opinion on how the mission should be done.

Approach:
>Loud
>Stealth
>Balanced
>Special (Disguise)

Formation:
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)
>Medium (4-5, balanced)
>Blitz (6, attack-focused)
>Wrecking Ball (6, tank-focused)

Agent Priority:
>Bastion
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Mei
>Mercy
>McCree
>Reinhardt
>Torbjorn
>Winston

>>1655803
>Stealth

>Small

>Genji
>Hanzo
>McCree
Duh.

>>1655803
>Stealth
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)
>Genji
>Hanzo

>>1655803
>>Stealth
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)
>McCree
>Genji
>Torbjorn

>>1655803
>Stealth
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)
>Genji
>Hanzo
>McCree

I'm almost tempted to try and make a stealth bastion work, but alas.

>>1655797
I've got similar feelings. Except for certain characters. I've got nothing for Widowmaker or Orisa mostly because I hate her as a character but still for example.


>>1655803
>Stealth

>Small (3-4, attack-focused)

>McCree
>Genji
>Hanzo

>>1655803
>>Stealth
>>Small
>>Genji
>>Hanzo
>>McCree

>>1655803
>>Stealth
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)
>Genji
>Hanzo
>McCree

>>1655803
Approach:
>Special (Disguise)

Formation:
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)

>Torbjorn
>Hanzo
>McCree

Come in as a janitor/fixing company. Set up turrets then hack away

>>1655803
>Stealth
>Small (3-4, attack-focused)
>Genji
>Hanzo
>McCree.

>>1655811
I feel as if Orisa is too young and innocent, mentally, to be a suitable waifu. Just feels kinda predatory.

>>1655803

>Balanced
>Medium (4-5, balanced)

Alright, now the hard part.

>Bastion
>McCree
>Mercy
>Reinhardt

>>1655797

You know what? I'm in that school too, just not Tracer or Zarya

>>1655803
>Stealth
>Small
>Genji
>Hanzo
>McCree

>>1655803
>Stealth
>Small

>Genji
>Hanzo
>Mercy


Can we ensure we bring a bit of healing gear? I'm worried that we'll be glass cannons.

>>1655803
>Loud
>Blitz (6, attack-focused)
>Bastion
>Genji
>Hanzo
>Mercy
>McCree
>Reinhardt
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k7CNUOFtpEw

>>1655811
For me, Widowmaker falls into the tragedy category. Did you read the reflections comic, or listen to some of her voice lines? She seriously misses her husband. And Orisa is...kinda not registered by my radar? She is as much a girl to me as Bastion. They are great platonically, but never romantically.
>>1655820
But bruh, dem thighs though.

>>1655828

There will be a vote for extra equipment after this that will include medkits.

>>1655828

We seriously need another fucking Support--or hell, if any of those Biotic Field things Morrison used to heft around are still in the base armory, we should take a couple.

>>1655837

Or that could happen.

>>1655837
I don't suppose Mercy has any of those biotic field projectors Jack made use of so much back in the day?

>>1655832
I know but I am British and thus I must hate the french with a passion wherever I find them...yet I do fail on a few occasions. Still my primary problem with her is she's just kinda...there and even though she has been around from the beginning and has a large amount of characterisation I don't find her interesting.

As to the robots, Bastion is waifu.

>>1655803
>>Stealth
>>Medium (4-5, balanced)
>Genji
>Hanzo
>McCree
>Torbjorn

>>1655842
Yeah that's why I voted Mercy. Sure we can be stealthy, but... once someone gets hurt that's it.

>>1655832

Honestly? I rarely, if ever ship. But I do so for Osira and Bastion

>>1655832

Eh, Tracer reminds me too much of my sister. As for Zarya? You look me in the eye and tell me that she doesn't have a dick

>>1655863
>As for Zarya? You look me in the eye and tell me that she doesn't have a dick
I think you've been looking at /aco/ a bit much.

>>1655849
Oh, you're English? Nevermind, carry on. I may be American, but I know your guys history.
coughhundredyearswarcough
>>1655863
Orisastion is adorable. Dah beepboop.
As for Zarya? Doesn't matter for me.

>>1655863
>Look at you in the eye

she doesnt have dick

>>1655874
Scottish actually and as aware as I am that the French did Independent Scotland a bunch of favours, I support the Crown / modern state more so than a long dead kingdom under a dead royal family.

>>1655872

I've never been to /aco/ but I know that she is a he/she

>>1655883

Don't you lie to my face boy

>>1655890
Dont lie to yourself,sir.

It's disrespectful to your face

>>1655896

Don't lie to your parents lad

It hurts them

Soooooo...

Is anyone wondering when Doomfist is going to show up and royally kick are butt in an epic curb stomp?

Or when "the rival" will appear and make our/Seeker's lives difficult?

>>1655907
i know...


>>1655908
Maybe after we got orissa

>>1655911
It would be when Winston comes out. Doomfist is Winston's foil if anything.

>>1655908
I vote that we immediately haul all the ass if we see Doomfist. He is Tankier than us, can cc us, and can keep up with our mobility.

>>1655908

Doomfist will probably show up to try and make a deal with us after beating Reaper like his dad probably did to him for the umpteenth time

Also
>two teams, one small, other medium
>One stealthy and disguised the other loud and Tanky

Infiltration team
>Hanzo
>Genji
>McCree
>Seeker (Optional)

Combat Team
>Torb for support
>Rien
>Winston
>Mercy to keep the going
>Bastion (Optional)

>>1655918
This

>>1655918

If we see Doomfist, I say we run and give that nigger a part to play in a story.

He'll be Hastur, and we're gonna be Old Man Henderson

>>1655939
>Old Man Henderson
We're gonna blow up a hockey rink around him to kill him?

>>1655803
>Stealth or Disguise

No idea what to do on the rest though.

>>1655945
and in the process end up killing ourselves in a heroic sacrifice?

>>1655945
No, we become the most metagaming piece of shit to win. I mean, having a 4chan board to control you is equivalent to The Backstory Of Doom, right >>1655939?

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>>1655803

There's a short debate, but everyone soon agrees on the approach and formation you originally had in mind: yourself, McCree, and the Shimada brothers, a small and efficient team. You and Genji are well-versed in stealth, mobility, and close-range combat, while McCree and Hanzo will provide ranged firepower if needed, in addition to McCree's non-lethal flashbangs and Hanzo's sonar arrow. A squad that can move quickly and under the radar, but still handle itself in a pinch.

To supplement your team in the field, you consider drawing on your network of criminal contacts and Athena's far-reaching capabilities to render yourselves some on-site assistance. You've already contacted some people who possess the relevant specialities and happen to owe you a favor or two.

Favors: 3

Vote on how many to spend:
>0-3

And on what:
>Alarm Delay
>Dead Drop: Medkits
>Dead Drop: Smoke Bombs
>Disguise (say for who)
>Hackercat: Buy a program for Athena.
>Keycard Lv1: Opens basic security doors.

I really want to see what the new overwatch's members reaction to knowing Doomfist just PUNCHED his way out of a high level security prison.

>>1655965
>2
>Alarm Delay
>Dead Drop: Medkits

>>1655965
>3

>Alarm Delay
>Hackercat: Buy a program for Athena.
>Keycard Lv1: Opens basic security doors.

still catching kup but i wanted to say that pharah a shit and aeverky one that likes her ihas shit taste.
grow asome balls ya pussyss

>>1655953

And then pull a fast one on Nyarlathotep, be reborn, and have Doomfist become a girl

>>1655962

You know it

>>1655965

Supporting >>1655970

>>1655965
>>Keycard Lv1: Opens basic security doors.
>Dead Drop: Medkits
>2

>>1655965
1
>>Alarm Delay
2
>>Dead Drop: Medkits

>>1655965
>2
>Hackercat: Buy a program for Athena.
>Keycard Lv1: Opens basic security doors.

>>1655965

>>3
>>Alarm Delay
>>Hackercat: Buy a program for Athena.
>>Keycard Lv1: Opens basic security doors.

Can we ever get more Favors Ravenking?

>>1655965
>Alarm Delay
Stay Quiet
>Dead Drop: Medkits
Stay Alive

>>1655982

You should ask Red about that, he knows all about favors

>>1655965
>3
>Alarm Delay.
>Dead Drop: Medkits
>Keycard Lv1. Opens basic security doors.

>Alarm Delay
>Disquse for Seeker
>Hackercat

Hopefully with this setup we can remain unseen for long enough to slip in and slip out

Otherside switch out the alarm delay for a medikit

May the odds ever be in our favor

>>1655982

No! These 3 have to last you the entire quest!

Kidding. Yes, you will get more.

>>1655993
>Tfw 3 is all we get for an entire quest
Jee Bill, You're QM gives you only 3? mine only let us have 1!

lol

>>1655982
voting these as well.

so nobody want's medkits? knowing our luck and rngesus we're gonna get in a firefight sooner or later.

>>1655965
>Keycard Lv1: Opens basic security doors.
>Dead Drop: Medkits

>>1655998

Shhhhhhhhhhhhh

>>1655965
>Dead Drop: Medkits
Hey, how about we get some fucking healing.
>Keycard Lv1
I'm sure we could get through on our own, but this makes it quicker. The rest shouldn't be necessary. Let's keep 1 favour in reserve, just in case.

>>1655972
And you sound like a ten year old with a foul mouth, I think yo mama needs to stick a bar of cactus soup into that dirty mouth of your

>>1655999
Supporting

It appears to be a split vote between using 2 and 3 favors. You're definitely taking Alarm Delay and Keycard Lv1. There's a lot of support for Medkits as well, though ...


>>1656055
Then there's this. Ironically, your vote would make Alarms instead of Medkits included, since it bumps 2 favors above 3 by 1 vote, but Medkits still lags behind Alarms by 1. That's the weird thing about multiple votes like this.


Since three options are in high contention, I'm going to use 3 favors for Alarm Delay, Dead Drop: Medkit, and Keycard Lv1. That seems to be closest to the spirit of the vote.

Short delay as I am working on dinner

>>1656064
>That seems to be closest to the spirit of the vote
fair enough given the problem presented before you

>>1656064
What's dinner?

>>1656082
It's usually the third meal of the day, and often the largest.

>>1656082
>what's dinner

I hear Google knows that answer, he's a namefag over on /r/

>>1656084
Oh get off your high horse, plenty of people use trips on /qst/.
>>1656083
I'll admit, I set myself up for that one, bravo.
>>1656064
*What's for dinner?

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>>1656090
Chicken and mashed potatoes

>>1656097
That gif never fails to make me laugh. Thanks! Also, solid dinner, but do you have any veggies?

...Can we leave a clown mask for security to find if we manage to stealth all the way?

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>>1656113

>>1655965

You tell the team that, in addition to the in- and exfiltration routes, you'll arrange some material support to make your lives a little easier. A level 1 keycard to get through security doors. An off-site hacker, on standby to delay the 80th floor's alarm systems. And some medical supplies, stashed ahead of time in a key location. You give Athena most of the credit for this, still feeling like you should be modest about the extent of your connection to the global criminal elite.

You spend some time looking over the floor plans and mission information with the strike team. McCree draws on his cigar, silent and thoughtful, while Hanzo and Genji disagree on the best routes. The rest of the agents offer their own suggestions, some helpful, some otherwise. You advise the team to hold off on committing too strongly to one plan of action, though, telling them about how corporate office floors like this often have highly modular walls, and rearrange their room layouts like compulsive housewives rearranging furniture. The floor plan is useful as a guideline and nothing more, but all four of you are used to being flexible and acting on incomplete information.

Soon the team is ready to depart.

"Good luck out there, gentlemen," Winston says, shaking your hand enthusiastically. Your hand is dwarfed by his huge gorilla paw, but you manage to extract it without getting it crushed.

"Keep yourself safe," Mercy says. Her hands are folded politely in front of her, but you can see her trying to stop twisting her fingers from tension. "I -- We'll be waiting for your return."

Reinhardt hrmphs. "I still say I should go. All this sneaking about -- pfah! There would be no need for such things with my shield to protect you. My hammer would send our foes fleeing for their lives!'

"Save yer strength, big feller," Torbjorn says, reaching up with his mechanical claw to pat his old friend on the back. "I'm sure we'll have need of ye soon enough."

>(Cool) I'll pick you guys up some takeout on the way back.
>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.
>(Serious) It's dangerous, but we can do this.

>>1656166
>>(Cool) I'll pick you guys up some takeout on the way back.

>>1656166
>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.
>Don't worry Reinhardt, You'll get your chance another day. Until then stay here and keep everybody in shape

>>1656166
>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.

>>1656166
>>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.

>>1656166
>It's dangerous, but we can do this.

>>1656166
>>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.

>>1656166
>(Cool) I'll pick you guys up some takeout on the way back.
Not cracking wise would be heretical in the extreme.

>>1656166
>Friendly and serious: We know what we're up against, but we know what we are doing. We can do this.

>>1656166
>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.

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>>1656166
>>(Cool) I'll pick you guys up some takeout on the way back.

Think we'll have time to hit up a pizza joint on the way back? What sorta toppings do they even put on pizza in Singapore?

>>1656166
>>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.

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>>1656166
>>(Friendly) McCree and Genji know what they're doing.

Writing.

>>1656189
Surprisingly normal. Korea on the other hand...well, mayo, sweet corn, and pickles are more the norm.

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>>1656166

"Don't worry about us," you say to the agents staying behind. "McCree and Genji know what they're doing. They have a lot of experience with this sort of thing, and believe it or not, so do I. Whatever happens out there, we'll keep each other safe. By which I mean if I screw up, I'm sure they'll rescue me."

"That we will," says McCree. "Wouldn't do our reputation much good gettin' our junior agent snatched. We'll keep a close eye on him for y'all."

Hanzo says, "I've already got one rebellious young man on this mission to prevent from doing anything stupid and being captured, or worse. I suppose a second isn't out of my way."

"Thanks, brother," Genji says, sarcastic.

"Really touching," you add. "Anyway, guys, we'll be fine. This is a low-risk intel grab. Basic security. No reason for them to expect anything incoming. We might be able to get in and out with no-one even knowing we were there. Worst case scenario, we have to wing a few guards and keep the doors blocked for a while while Athena extracts the data."

That isn't actually the worst case scenario, of course.

That would be if a Helix Interceptor shows up. An elite agent. Like Pharah.

It wouldn't be her -- she's been stationed in Egypt guarding the Temple for a while now. But it would be someone on her level. Someone highly trained, disciplined, and dangerous, with advanced weapons and armor. Someone who could take on any Overwatch agent in a direct fight, and lead security forces in an organized resistance and pursuit.

"And that's why we'll be perfectly safe," you finish saying.

(Continued)

>>1656239


You climb into the co-pilot's seat of the Aurora. You're starting to get reasonably confident in your piloting skills, but Tracer insisted on coming anyway. If she couldn't come on the mission, she argued, she at least wanted to pilot the light transport, to which Mercy gave her reluctant approval.

"How ya feeling, mate?" asks Tracer. She looks away from punching in the startup sequence to look at you inquisitively.

>Good. This is just a little jaunt with the boys. No problem.
>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.
>Those scumbags at Hyde Global won't know what hit them.
>Oh, fine. Just fine. (Lie about being nervous)
>I'm tired ...

>>1656246
>>Good. This is just a little jaunt with the boys. No problem.

>>1656246
>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.
>Bit Nervous.

>>1656246
>>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.
>>If all goes well they won't even notice anything's missing.

>>1656246
>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.

>>1656246
>>Good. This is just a little jaunt with the boys. No problem.
>Want us to pick up some milk on the way back?

>>1656246
>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.

>>1656246
>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.
We've done this plenty of times before, why would we be nervous? Although if we are nervous, then I vote to be straight about it.

>>1656258
I've taken exams and had performance reviews loads of times. Still get a bit nervous.

>>1656258
Having done this plenty of times before is the reason we're nervous. We probs know tons of ways this could go wrong and the consequences of being found.

>>1656260
>>1656276
Fair enough.

I change my vote to
>I'm ready for this. That intel is the first step towards something bigger.
>I am a bit nervous, though.
Gotta have openness and good communication for high-tier friendship. Or a romance, since I'm a Tracerfag.

>>1656246

"I'm ready for this," you say to Tracer as you help her start up the Aurora. "That intel could be the first step towards something bigger. It'll definitely prove valuable in the short term, but, well, let's say I'm hoping it might help us long term too." You feel a focused intensity burning inside you like a laser. You force yourself to quiet it down for now. It's a pretty long flight to Singapore, after all. Hold on to that energy. Keep it in reserve.

Maybe you're a bit nervous. You've done this sort of thing plenty of times before, but that just means you know plenty of ways it can go wrong. You aren't going to show that to the team, though. Let them see that you're confident. Give them something to have faith in.

"What d'you mean about "long term"?" asks Tracer, quizzical.

"I've heard rumors about certain projects," you say. "Top secret. So far I've still got nothing concrete. I keep hoping to find that one clue that'll lead me there. Maybe today's the day."

"Maybe so, mate." Tracer finishes preparations and grasps the control wheel. "Ready to roll?"

"You bet." You twist around and call back to the passenger compartment. "All set, guys?"

"We're squared away," McCree replies. "Ready when you two are."

"Orright then," Tracer says, and pulls back on the wheel. "Off we go!"

The Aurora ascends into the sky and heads east, towards Singapore. In the Hyde Global citadel there, on the 80th floor, your mission awaits.

>>1656276
Plus Seeker is a solo act. I don't think he's really done anything with a team and even if he did it's with people who he has experience with

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That's all for tonight, anons. When I return tomorrow, we'll start the mission.

I'm sure you guys will complete this in full stealth mode, and absolutely nothing will go wrong.

>>1656297
>and absolutely nothing will go wrong.
why must you say these things

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>>1656297
Thanks for the thread, OP!

>>1656297
That's what I also said before I accidentally threw a grenade

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1656297
We'll be fine, don't worry

did we ever get to sparring with hanzo...?

>>1655224
I want to stick it in Seeker's butt.

>>1656413
You're one of those assholes who accidentally throws a grenade while trying to switch weapons during stealth because you use the default 1-2-3 keybinds aren't you?

>>1656619
that's why have weapon switching on the mouse wheel
you might switch a bit longer, but you get what you need

I just read through the backlog of this quest, hyped to actually participate!

Rolled a 98 out of d100 this will go off with a hitch...hopefully

Unless this like XCOM where you will consistently miss shots with a 99% chance of hitting, you know, the times that the character models showing your guy's gun inside the enemy's mouth and when he pulls the trigger the he/she pulls the gun to fire in a completely different direction.

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>>1656295

The neon signs of the Singapore streets recede under your feet as the glasteel elevator smoothly ascends up the outside of the Hyde Global citadel. The floors whisk by in a rapid blur, evidence of your high speed. But when you look up, your glass cage still has a long way to go up the towering steel monolith. Above and beyond the skyscraper, the nighttime clouds are illuminated in strange colors and shadows by spotlights and floating holographic advertisements.

McCree cracks his knuckles and tilts his head back and forth, loosening up. Genji stands by the glass wall of the elevator, watching the city fade into the distance below you, or perhaps the night sky. Hanzo is muttering something repetitive under his breath, perhaps a Buddhist sutra.

"All right guys," you say. "Just to go over it one more time. The security at the 80th floor elevator exit will be disabled for thirty seconds. We'll get into the offices, find the executive office, plug Athena into the terminal, and keep it guarded while she does her thing. Then we're out of here. Ideally we'll do this on the down-low, without triggering any alarms or being spotted by the guards. but if anything happens, we've got an offsite hacker ready to delay the alert, and an alternate escape plan. Any questions?"

There are none.

>Say something serious.
>Say something flippant.
>Don't say anything, so you don't embarass yourself.

You recall the floor plans. They may not be up to date, but they should at least give you some idea of where you're going. To the west you expect to find a hallway leading to a waiting area and some medium-size offices. To the east should be a cube farm. Both lead in the direction you're going.

When that elevator door opens, you plan to ...

>Go west, down the hall to the waiting area.
>Go east, to the cube farm.
>Split up, send 2 agents down each route.

>>1657964
>Don't say anything, so you don't embarass yourself. The less said the better.
>Go west, down the hall to the waiting area.

>>1657964
>Don't say anything, so you don't embarass yourself.
>Cube Farm.

>>1657964
>Don't say anything, so you don't embarrass yourself.
>Go east, to the cube farm.

>>1657964
>Say something serious.
>Go east, to the cube farm.

>>1657964
>Don't say anything, so you don't embarass yourself.
>Split up, send 2 agents down each route.

>>1657964
>>Split up, send 2 agents down each route.

>>1657975
>>1657983
Switching to this as long as splitting up doesn't win

>>1657964
>Go west, down the hall to the waiting area.

>Don't say anything, so you don't embarrass yourself.
>Go east, to the cube farm.

Writing.

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>>1657964

You don't say anything else. Your success rate for inspiring speeches or cool one-liners isn't so hot right now. You opt not to say anything that might embarass you, or break the others' focus.

The atmosphere is tense with concentration as you rise up the side of the corporate monolith. You intently watch the small electronic readout displaying the rapidly increasing number of your current floor.

Finally the elevator slows to a stop. The display reads 80. A soft bing sounds as the door slowly opens, revealing a dimly-lit office foyer. The wall bears a large Hyde Global logo, and beside it, the all-too familiar symbol of Hyde's parent corporation, Lucheng Interstellar.


Soundtrack: Deus Ex HR -- Police Station Ambient 2
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Q4pQKIHhsJk

Fighting back the fear, trying to ignore the sensation like snakes slithering around in your stomach, you move to the front of the open elevator. Okay. You've done this plenty of times now, you tell yourself. It's an easy mission into corporate lowsec, with three competent veterans backing you up. No reason to be afraid. You can do this.

You step out into the foyer and take a cautious look around. No red lights start flashing, no sirens start wailing, no guards demand to see your identification immediately. "Athena, are we good?" you ask. "No silent alarms?"

"We are good," she says. "I will continue to monitor their communications. My systems are charged. I am ready to activate my hacking or tactics programs on your order, Seeker."

Moving to the east door, you edge it open just a crack and take a peek through. You see a big, open room stuffed full of cubicles for low-ranking office drones in some kind of maximum-effiency layout. The lights are off, and the screens are deactivated, all the workers having gone back to their bunks for the night, probably a dorm on one of the lower floors. But the room is still dimly lit by the glow of hundreds of power indicators -- and by a single, narrow beam of bright light. A night guard is walking at a measured pace through the labyrinthine paths between cubes, sweeping the area with his flashlight.

The other three agents stack up behind you, silently awaiting your signal.

You think about how to deal with the security guard.

>Sneak around him.
>Knock him out.
>Hold him up and interrogate him.

>>1658073
>Sneak around him.
KOing him means when he misses check in the alarms go up

>>1658073
>Sneak around him.

>>1658073
>Sneak around him.

>>1658073
>Sneak around him.

>>1658073
>>Sneak around him.
True stealth

>>1658073
>sneak around

>Sneak around

Roll!

Reminder for anyone who isn't familiar with the dice system:

1-3: Miss. You might fail, or succeed but with a cost.
4-6: Partial Hit. You do it, but might not get everything you wanted.
7-9: Hit. You do it.
10+: Critical Hit. You do it easily, with style.

For complex actions, the first three rolls all count as results for smaller sub-actions.

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1658104

Rolled 1 (1d10)

>>1658104

>>1658073
>sneak around

Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1658104

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1658104
please forgive me in advance for my potentially shitty roll.

>>1658107
>>1658109
>>1658111
Looks like we have a close call

>>1658116
You were late, but did better than this >>1658109 guy.

>>1658126
Yeah sorry bout that I used up my luck rolling a double tens in another quest

>>1658129
It's okay, you did well somewhere else and got sandwiched by 8s.

>rolled a 1
>we slip off the side of the building somehow
>Widowmaker is scoping the location out for a hit
>sees us
>"Sácre Bleú! I remember you!"

>>1658152
More like we sneak by just fine, nearly get in trouble, but avoid trouble.

>>1658152
*Winky face on our helmet*

>>1658073

You speak quietly, your voice muted to the outside world by your helmet, but carried to the others via comlink. "All right, guys. One guard ahead. Should be easy. Genji and I will go first, then you two right after. Let's go."

Carefully opening the door all the way, you step out into the cubicle farm. Genji takes the lead, the two of you carefully but quickly moving through the room, staying low to keep your heads below the level of the cubicle walls. You look back over your shoulder to see McCree and Hanzo following behind at a short distance.

At one point, Genji halts and motions for you to stop just before the flashlight beam sweeps across your path. You wait a moment, feeling your heart beating rapidly with excitement. The flashlight moves on, and you continue.

Soon you and Genji arrive at the door to the next section, pressing yourselves up against the walls on either side. This is a secure door leading to a higher clearance area of the floor, and thus requires a level 1 security keycard. Fortunately, you happen to have a copy of just such a card. You take it out and are about to insert it into the reader, when the door opens right in front of you.

You freeze, motionless, like an animal spotted by prey, hardly daring to breathe. Genji does the same. A corporate security guard walks straight between you, not looking to either side as he lets out a huge yawn. The door slides closed behind him, and he walks out into the cube farm, approaching his comrade. "Hey, Lee. How's your night going?"

"Fine, thanks Bill. How's the wife?"

McCree and Hanzo join you at the door, looking over their shoulders at the two guards. "Tarnation," McCree says quietly. "That was close. Got unlucky and lucky at the same time, I guess." You activate the keycard reader, and the door slides open again. All four of you quickly step through, and shut the door behind you.

On the other side is a hallway, bisected by a long, cushioned bench. On your right is a series of glass-walled meeting rooms. On the left is some kind of lounge area with couches and plants. The hallway ends in a corner, turning left. Following that take you in the direction you hope to find the executive terminal.

"Room layout has been altered," Athena says in your ear. "Security camera coverage is high." She overlays your HUD with a red zone, indicating a camera's viewing area. Most of the floor turns red as she adds a second and third danger area. "Calculating. No routes found. Shall I hack the cameras for you, Seeker? Their operator will remain none the wiser, and if I control them, I'll be able to monitor the area myself."

Athena shows you a graphic representing her hold on the floor's computer systems. It's a meter at about 40%, slowly increasing as she works her way through the corporate cyber-security. An indicator shows that hacking these cameras will take about 30% power.

(Character limit. Continued.)

>>1658182

>Athena, hack the cameras. (Expends 3 Power. Current Power: 4)
>Hanzo, take the cameras out, quietly. Let's hope they don't notice for a while.
>Let's back up and try to find another way.

>>1658186
>Athena, hack the cameras. (Expends 3 Power. Current Power: 4)

>>1658186
Can WE hack the Camera's and loop them ourselves? We did these type of jobs before after all.

>>1658186
>Athena, hack the cameras. (Expends 3 Power. Current Power: 4)

>>1658158

>She shoots us in our perfect ass
>Sorrow fills the heart of Overwatch that day

On an unrelated note, should we get a pet? We had a corgi once, I figured we could get a Caucasian shepard

>>1658186
>>Let's back up and try to find another way.

>>1658186
This Anon >>1658191 had the great idea of:
>Can WE hack the Camera's and loop them ourselves? We did these type of jobs before after all.
If we can't, then:
>Let's back up and try to find another way.

>>1658186

>Athena, hack the cameras. (Expends 3 Power. Current Power: 4)

>>1658182
>Athena, hack the cameras. (Expends 3 Power. Current Power: 4)

>Athena, hack the cameras.

Writing.

>>1658191


With a particular gadget, you can accomplish basic hacking tasks such as taking over a camera feed. You're unfortunately fresh out of it, but an opportunity to obtain some will arise before the next such mission.

>>1658223
>DW guys I got this, I used to be a pro thief
>uh, well I'm fresh out of the gadgets I need so uhhh
>our team just rolls their eyes at us
>we hear Mcree mumble something about amateur hour

>>1658233
>we were never actually as good as we thought we were
>mommy and daddy always bailing us out behind our backs because friends in high places
>they always thought it was just a rebellious phase we would grow out of

>>1658240
To be fair we didn't even plan or kit for it at all. We built seekers gear entirely for fighting/shooting etc.

>>1658233
Why would we bring a hacking gadget when we have an AI to do it for us? Save inventory space by shedding redundant equipment.

>>1658240
>tfw get arrested again
>Tfw overwatch gets found out
>tfw overwatch becomes a dog of a megacorp.

>>1658223
we should've thought this out better.

>>1658245
>that look of mixed disgust and despair as our team looks at us when they discover our past and believe that this was all just a rich kid's whimsical pass time pretending to be a hero
>those feelings of betrayal when they realize that all the hope that we inspired when we convinced them to come back was built on a lie
>overwatch dies for good as all hope of a second wind or revival is crushed
>Talon sends us a card saying "thanks, kid"

>>1658245
We'll work on it more next time.

>>1658245
Alternatively the issue may be that security is just beyond normal human shit. I mean it could be that Seeker always had Hacker cat to back him up.

We may be able to get Athena cracking upgrades etc.

>>1658250
>And then they recruit us
>our first mission is to get Widowmaker some more makeup.
>we lace it with itching powder.

in all seriousness, we were preparing for different scenarios I think, like NOT needing any of this to start with, but these are the cards we got.

>>1658245
>>1658251
>>1658263

Or you could wait for the update.

>>1658250

Oh fuck off with your cynical thinking how this'll go when they find out about our past anon

>>1658263

Thanks for lightening the mood Quan

>>1658266
Oh no I'm not saying we're doomed or anything. Just saying we can spend resources for it next time. I didn't even really consider buying thieving stuff.

>>1658266
Oh, I'm just shit posting and enjoying myself while waiting for an Update. Its all in good fun.

>>1658245
>Reinhart loses the driving force behind him and spirals off into senility
>Mcree gives in to despair and loses himself in the bottle, choking to death on his own vomit in an alley behind a bar
>Mercy, finding the prospect of biological immortality surrounded by the ruins of everything she worked to build unbearable takes her own life
>the dissolution reignites the quarrel between Hanzo and Genji, this time Hanzo is killed, but Mercy is unable to save him
>Winston is captured and thrown into a zoo to entertain the masses
>Mei, in all her awkward unreadiness is alpha strike'd by Talon to secure a quick kill in the confusion
>Bastion, lacking human interaction, has its programming reverted by the god minds; a part of it remains, horrified yet powerless by the human slaughter it is forced to do
>our becoming a turncoat and embracing our heritage means we rat Lucio right the fuck out, he never learns that it was us because he gets black bagged in the middle of the night
>Tracer swears off men after us and goes full dyke

I hope you enjoyed this, tragedyanon