>>1644854
>(NEW) Insanely Unstable Mutation

>>1644854
>(NEW) Insanely Unstable Mutation
>WhatCouldPossiblyGoWrong.png

Insanely Unstable it is.

Roll me a 1d10 anons.

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1644887

Choose.

>Race Upgrade. (Choose a form. Does not apply to Dragon Form, but CAN apply to Draconic Humanoid Form)
>Stealth Upgrade.
>Combat Upgrade.
>Charisma Upgrade.
>Magic Upgrade

>>1644898
>Magic Upgrade

>>1644898
>>Charisma Upgrade.

Anons sure?

Going ahead in 10 minutes.

Liz is not built for magic, and I would warn anons against this, since she barely knows any spells and it would be useless for her.

>>1644932
Switch to upgrading race. Half-Dragon

Fuck it, I'll roll if anons can't decide.

You have five minutes to make up your minds.

>>1644898
Half dragon.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Enhance Race it is.

Do anons want to go with Half Dragon, or improve another form?

>Improve Half Dragon
>Improve a different form. (Specify, such as Humanoid Dragon form or Minotaur form. Human and Dragon are locked.)
>Write-in

>>1644962
>Improve Half Dragon

>>1644962
>Improve Half Dragon

>>1644962
>Improve Half Dragon

Half Dragon.

Liz's Half-Dragon Form.

Liz's Height: 12'3' in Half-Dragon form.

Choose a size modifier.

>/3x as small. (-4 Strength, +4 Dex)
>/2.5 as small. (-3 Strength, +3 Dex)
>/2 as small (-2 Strength, +2 Dex)
>/1.5 as small. (-1 Strength, +1 Dex)
>No Size Chance (No bonus to Strength, but no debuff to Dex.)
>x1.5 (+1 Strength, -1 Dex)
>x2 (+2 Strength, -2 Dex)
>x2.5 (+3 Strength, -3 Dex)
>x3 (+4 Strength, -4 Dex)

>>1644983
>/1.5 as small. (-1 Strength, +1 Dex)
I could also go for no size change in case of a tie

Rolled 5, 10, 17, 14, 11 + 3 = 60 (5d20 + 3)

Smaller it is.

Excuse my rolls.

By the way, you'll actually have to use LIz's half-dragon form to know what's changed.

Interesting.

You of course, rest in bed with Liz, while the kids make a mess with a "pillow fight" in the living room.

"...So do you want to stop them?"

"...I was hoping you'd want to stop them."

"...I'm comfy though."

She pats your head, which is right ontop of her breasts.

"...I don't want to get up either. I'm tired from the walking... And a little light headed from the wine."

"...Can we just ignore them?"

"...But they're so loud, dear..."

You sigh, and decide to yell.

"KIDS! Your father and mother are trying to get some sleep, and I swear to God if I have to go out there, NONE of you are getting sleep, got it?"

They go quiet, and you sigh in contentment.

Then of course, you hear a giggle, and a smack. The fighting continues outside, and you swear one of them screams like a little barbarian.

"Goddamn it, won't they just be quiet for a little bit..."

It seems like your kids think you aren't coming out...

What do?

>...Stay comfy, and try to find a way to block out the noise.
>...Get up and deal with your kids being loud and annoying you and Liz.
>...That's it. Grab a pillow, and have some fun with the kids... Maybe they'll just be tired out...
>Write-in

>>1645002
>...That's it. Grab a pillow, and have some fun with the kids... Maybe they'll just be tired out...

>>1645002
>...That's it. Grab a pillow, and have some fun with the kids... Maybe they'll just be tired out...
Maybe shapeshift into a Kobold to level the playing field

Do anons want to bring Liz?

>Yes.
>...See if she's willing to help tire the kids out via strategic snackmaking.
>No.
>...Try to get in her kobold form, so everyone's on even ground?

>>1645011
>No.

You of course, get ready to have some fun with the kids.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+2 if you can tell Liz that you'll be back soon, and that you of course love her. And how comfy she is.
+2 if you can find a way to get ready for combat.
+2 if you can think of an appropriate form.
+1 if you can think of a battlecry.

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1645025

Critical Success!

You of course, get ready for combat, and get a pillow out while your in your human form, and begin to attack your kids with a pillow...

It's a rather easy fight, and with a few strikes of a pillow, they go down, and you pick them up, and quickly put them in bed. You close the door, and head back to bed with Liz.

You cuddle with her for a while... Maybe about ten minutes.

"...So did you want to talk about anything, Ren?"

"...Do you?"

"...Well... I mean, I just feel like I'm falling asleep..."

Actions

>Well... Maybe.
>...Thanks for asking, I guess.
>...Nah... I feel like some sleep to be honest...
>...You know, why don't we have some fun? I feel like a reward since I did take care of the kids....
>...You know, I just want to say I love you, alright?
>...You know, why don't you go to another form? A human form just isn't comfy enough for me...
>Write-in

>>1645035
>...You know, I just want to say I love you, alright?

"I just wanted to say I love you, alright?"

"I love you too, Ren."

She gives you a kiss, and both of you go to sleep...

The next day rolls around, and you wake up and begin to get out of bed... Your kids seem asleep, and Liz seems to be making everyone breakfast...

Where do anons want to go next on their trip through Italy?

>Hold up... There's a slide outside in this hotel, and a few pools. Your kids would love it, hell maybe even Liz... Maybe you should take them down there today.
>Milan.
>Florence.
>Venice.

>>1645064
>Milan.
Milan was at one point in time the capital of the Roman Empire

Milan it is.

You of course, take Liz and the family on a trip to Milan...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for the first half of this!

+3 for ideas about interesting sights you and Liz should go see!
+2 if you can continue to be protective of Liz.
+2 if you can find something romantic to do for Liz?
+1 if you can find a way to keep a close eye on the kids, and maybe try to get them to stay by you rather than wander off...

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1645091
We could see the Milan cathedral
Lock arms with Liz

Say to the kids that if they stay near us and behave well, we'll buy them any souvenirs they want as long as they are cemented like a fountain statue.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be romantic or protective of Liz.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1645133
Hold our arm around Liz so she's under our wing so to say. Also if we have a coat put it around her, even if there isn't bad weather.

Critical Success!

Liz smiles, and gives you an energetic kiss at you caring and being so protective of her.

"You know, maybe one day I'll make a gentleman out of you yet..."

"Heh, I doubt it."

"...You know, your right."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek.

"I love you just the way you are... Minus the cheating, of course."

"Aw, thanks... Now, are you up for a cathedral?"

"Oh, I'd love it... Well... Actually, you aren- I mean... We aren't really christian, are we?"

"...Well, that's true..."

"...Do you still want to see them?"

She seems somewhat worried she's offended you! Huh.

Actions

>...Liz, it's fine if your still mostly identifying with Christians... Hell, I still kind of say "God" once in a while myself...
>...Let's just go into that cathedral, and check it out?
>...You know, why don't we see something really worthy of our respect, like a Roman temple?
>Write-in

>>1645152
>...Let's just go into that cathedral, and check it out?
The Milan cathedral has better aesthetics than any Roman temples which is probably in disarray

You get +15 opinion from Liz and the two of you get along amazingly as you look around Milan...

Though there's a bit of a problem. Your kids look bored, and seem more interested in messing around then looking at the sighs, and Liz seems somewhat worried since she made reservations at a very fancy restaurant... Which is in an hour.

What do?

>...Try to entertain the kids? (You might be late!)
>...Tell them you'll have some fun after dinner, alright?
>...Intimidate the kids?
>Write-in

>>1645187
>...Try to entertain the kids? (You might be late!)
We can instill in them finer qualities such as a love for history and architecture now.

>>1645187
>...Try to entertain the kids? (You might be late!)

They'll hold our reservation... or else.

Roll me a 1d20-3 to try and have the kids entertained by being "boring" according to them.

+3 if you can try to tell them why history is so important to you and their mother! (+2 if you can also do something romantic with Liz to emphasize this?)
+2 if you can talk about how they'll shape history one day, being dragons/half-dragons.
+2 if you can threaten them with coddling by Liz if they don't take an interest.
+1 if you can mention how they should be on their best behavior at dinner later, and no funny business...

Rolled 6 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

>>1645199

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1645199
Good father go

...Well, does anyone else want to vote, or should I continue?

Allowing samefagging if anons can threaten the kids.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1645399

>"Look, if you won't sit still and pay attention on your own, then you're going to sit on your mother's lap and she'll hold you so you WILL sit still and pay attention."
>"And at dinner tonight, you'd better be on your best behavior, the way you behave reflects on us as parents, and we will not be embarrassed by you children acting up and throwing a fit. You WILL be escorted back to the hotel from the restaurant, and you WILL be sent to bed with no dinner if you misbehave, understand me?"

What do anons want to do?

>Terrify your kids into not acting out at all!
>...Get your kids interested in History?
>Write-in

>>1645428
>...Get your kids interested in History?

Your kids seem to completely ignore your threats, and instead find you talking about history cool and exciting...

Eventually, you enthuse the kids on family history when you get to the restraunt, and it seems they've fucking denied you your reservation for being an hour late.

Fuck.

And there's a goddamned line too.

Actions

>(Draconic Overlord) Fuck this, you are the fucking dragon in this goddamned country, and you DEMAND their fucking best seating for your wife and your kids!
>...Calm down, and wait. You can wait a while.
>...Demand your reservation!
>Shapeshift?
>Write-in

>>1645436
>(Draconic Overlord) Fuck this, you are the fucking dragon in this goddamned country, and you DEMAND their fucking best seating for your wife and your kids!

So, anons want to demand their seat...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can get some good seating.

+3 if you can be pissed the fuck off, and DEMAND the best seating for you and your draconic family!
+2 for threats towards the clerk!
+2 if you can shapeshift to a much more intimidating form.
+1 if you can mention why you and your wife and your kids NEED the best seating, and deserve it!

Rolled 12 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1645488

>"Gone? What the hell do you mean GONE? We had reservations, and by Tiamat when WE reserve a place, it STAYS reserved! Now, since the spot we were SUPPOSED to have is gone, you'll just have to give us the best seating in the house, and throw in some freebies for making us wait!"
>"Like appetizers. After all, we're hungry, and I don't think you want us looking at the patrons like you'd look at bar snacks. In fact, bring us appetizers and drinks IMMEDIATELY while you clear off your BEST table in the house."
>Start off in human form, and slowly shift to half-dragon to tower over and intimidate the host.
>"After all, we're visiting dignitaries. You want your future, my wife and children, to have ONLY the best of ideas on what your city is like, don't you? After all, it would MOST unfortunate if they were given the cold shoulder, I dislike it INTENSELY when my family is slighted that way."

If anons want to get an even higher success and therefor an amazing dinner, just make more threats, and demand more things.

>>1645524
>"In fact, I think that more than just drinks and appetizers should be on the house. We're not JUST visiting dignitaries, we're SHAFTED visiting dignitaries, and I will NOT have our visit sullied by such poor hospitality! You WILL comp our ENTIRE meal, or I will have to show you the fullest extent of my 'displeasure'. And rest assured, you do not want to see me when I am displeased with the actions of you mortals."

You of course, make some very big demands, and tower over the staff in your half-dragon form, and emphasize the point to the staff's manager, before angrily grabbing a nearby tomato, and squeezing it until it explodes in your hand.

"Now, I demand three kid's menus, and three adult menus."

"I er-"

"Now, mortal, before I get angry. I demand your biggest booth seat."

You of course, reconvene with Liz and the kids, and get escorted to a comfy booth seat overlooking a lake. Liz kisses you for getting the best seat in the house, and the kids try to cram into the table...

Eventually, the waiter comes by nervously, and asks what you all want.

"A cake! With an extra-large soda! Oh! And also whatever dad's having!" Elslif says, enthusastic.

"...I'll um... Belay that... I was thinking... How about some pizza? No cheese, all pepperoni, extra sauce... Some Italian sasuage, along with some olives maybe, oh, and also twelve strips of bacon... With a coca cola, by the way."

"Do they serve burgers here? I want twelve, and coca cola too!" Odahviing says.

"I wanted a cheeseburger though..." says Odah's other head, and they promptly get into an argument over it. You just say for them that they'll have whatever the fuck is closest to a hamburger in Italian.

"...Could I have an entire extra-large pizza? With triple pepperoni... No cheese, and extra sauce? With olives! Oh, and also some onion rings and garlic sauce... With a uh... Could I have some orange soda?" Aulus says.

You can't help at smile at your son ordering a food similar to yours.

"That my boy, is good taste. Oh, I'll also have onion rings... Fifty, yeah. Sounds good... Oh, and some stuffed crust. Cheese."

You can't help but pat your son on the head for his patrician-tier choice.

"...I'll have some pasta, I guess. With extra meatballs." Michael says.

There's a pause once Liz is supposed to order.

"I'll have some salad too, along with some pasta."

"Mom, you should have some pizza!"

She sighs.

"...Honestly, with the amount you kids eat... I'll have you know that I'm not exactly going to eat an entire cow for lunch. We should try to moderate ourselves a little, cut back on the soda..."

She gives a bit of a stare at everyone.

"...How did they even get introduced to what soda is?"

"I uh... I mean... I packed it in their school lunches once?" You give an innocent smile...

She sighs.

"Ren, soda hurts their teeth. At least, that's what my sister says. Turned her husband's teeth yellow!"

"I hardly believe it..."

"Not to mention, I doubt we really need pizza with onion rings, stuffed crust, a cake..."

"...Well, it's all free..."

"That doesn't mean stuff yourselves silly..." She sighs...

Actions

>Side with Liz.
>Side with the Kids.
>...Side with Liz... But don't change your order.
>...Maybe you should look into if Liz under-eats? She is a bit thin... Just thinking.
>Write-in

>>1645579
>Side with the Kids.

>"Honey, it's a vacation. We're supposed to cut loose, have fun, and eat unhealthily. It's part of the appeal, you know how much you love to do that on vacations. Besides, it's not like they can actually finish everything that they've ordered. It'll be perfectly fine. We'll just have a light dinner later tonight to make up for it."

"Honey, it's a vacation. We're supposed to cut loose, have fun, and eat unhealthily. It's part of the appeal, you know how much you love to do that on vacations. Besides, it's not like they can actually finish everything that they've ordered. It'll be perfectly fine. We'll just have a light breakfast tommorow, alright?"

Your kids cheer, and give you a hug out of gratitude.

She seems a bit disappointed, and shakes her head.

"...I suppose I'll also have whatever a pizza is too, waiter."

The waiter writes all of this down, struggling. He nods and leaves...

Finally, he comes back and hands to you a list of their finest wines... Liz orders some Italian wine, and you decide to do it too.

"So, Aulus? How's school?"

He slumps, and sighs.

"It's booorring..."

"Why, dear?"

"Because everyone's stupid, the rules are stupid, people are afraid of me... Not to mention I get made fun of behind my snout..."

He crosses his arms, to emphasize his point.

"Well, that's part of being a kid, Aulus... Besides, what's so stupid about it?"

"The teacher seemed shocked when I knew how to multiply, and divide... The students pick their... Weird snout noses... Not to mention I can't even use my real form form without getting in trouble... Not to mention the kids rat me out when I claim rightful dominion over the slide, and the librarian gets annoyed when I try to set up a lair in there..."

"Why are you setting up a lair in the library?"

"So I don't have to deal with my stupid teacher or classmates... Also the floor's comfy."

He seems to dislike schooling...

Actions

>...Come on, I bet it's not too hard...
>Heh, it's just part of being a kid...
>...Why did you claim ownership over the slide?
>So in your library forts, have you considered reading some books to pass the time?
>...I'll have a word with your teacher young man.
>Sounds like my Aulus is a little trouble maker...
>...Wait a fucking minute, people make fun of my son behind my back?
>Write-in

>>1645615
>Heh, it's just part of being a kid...
>So in your library forts, have you considered reading some books to pass the time?
>...Wait a fucking minute, people make fun of my son behind my back?

>>1645619
I also imagine Ren doing a spittake with the fine Italian wine when he realizes that his son gets made fun of.

"Heh, it's just a part of being a kid... Making forts out of books and... Pillows, yeah..."

"...Ren, you grew up in a cave."

"Alright, alright... I didn't have it nearly as good as you kids. I had to hunt for food back in those days... Man, I miss that at times... The sun on my back, a blizzard coming in..."

You sigh, remembering your childhood.

"I mean, at least you got to do something..."

"Yeah... Anyways, your making library forts, right? That's cool. Always wanted to make a fort, honestly."

"...Yeah... I just use it to take naps."

"Oh. That's cool too. Try reading that stuff though, it can be fun."

You of course begin to sip on the wine, and Liz begins to talk.

"...So you said people make fun of you?"

Wait.

What.

You spit wine out of your glass.

"The fuck has a death-wish, you mean? Who the fuck is insulting my son?"

You notice that your grabbing your wine glass a little too hard, with cracks forming in it...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to keep your cool, and not get very, very pissed off.

+3 if Liz can calm Ren down somehow...
+2 if Ren can run through all the ways to discipline some brat making fun of his kid...
+2 if Ren can demand to know what the fuck is going on.
+2 if Ren can think why for a dragon, he's very easily angered by someone making fun of his son...

If it's a failure, this might cause a scene and make your son not want to talk about it.

Rolled 8 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1645632

>"Dear, be reasonable about this. Remember, we're representing our countries right now, wouldn't do to cause a scene. Let's handle this like rational adults, hmm?"

>"I'll spank him. On his bottom. With my open hand. In dragon form. Full-sized dragon form. It'll be like swatting down an irritating fly. That'll teach him to never, EVER, even look SIDEWAYS at my son again."
>"Now TELL me what happened, and don't you dare leave out a single detail. I need to know what happened, down to the last word, exactly where in school it happened, and who bore witness to it. Everyone who had a hand in this must be punished!"
>"People mocking my family because they can't get away with doing it directly to my face, I will NOT be having people using my children as a way to get to me, and I will NOT have my children be pawns in anyone's political machinations! They're MY children, and my lineage is not going to be mocked by lowly mortals!"

Allowing samefagging if Liz can comfort Ren, and if Ren can continue to be angry about mortals disprecting dragons, and how dragons deserve far better than that!

Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1645664

>"Now Dear, there's no reason to get so upset, look at poor Aulus, you're upsetting him now. I'm sure this is no big deal, seeing as he didn't even bring it up until now. You're making a mountain out of a molehill, just let him tell us the story on his own time."
>"It's the principle of the matter! My family is NOT to be mocked by the likes of mortals. Would you take it well if a cow walked up to you and began shittalking the Royal Navy? Because that's how I feel about people mocking any of my children!"

So, do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1645712
>Yes!

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if Ren can calm himself barbarically with Liz...
+2 if Ren can barbarically mention what should happen to any mortal daring to insult your family!
+1 if Ren can calm down with Liz's help, and if Liz can "remind him" how much a certain ex-mortal has made his life great? (cough cough, her..)
+1 if Liz can also comfort the kids as well, in the face of their angry father.
+1 if Liz can shift to a form to properly give the half-dragon Ren a hug.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1645722

>Slams the table with one hand while groping Liz under the table furiously with his other hand.
>"Show them ALL what'll happen to those who dare insult my family! String them up, skewer them ass-to-mouth like rotisserie chickens and roast them alive! No one, and I mean NO ONE, is allowed to dare hurt my children, OR my wife! I am one thing, but my family is quite another!"
>"Honey, darling, remember, you can't go around offending all mortals. I was mortal too once, remember? And don't you think your life has improved since you let the mortals into it? This was just a silly child being a silly child, and no real, lasting harm has come of it. Now calm down, you're frightening the children!"
>"You see children, your father loves you very much. He just wants you to be happy and secure all the time, and he takes grave offense to anyone who would hurt you. It's good to have such a loving father, even if he sometimes talks about going too far."
>Half-dragon form for half-dragon sized hugs!

Allowing samefagging if Ren can continue to barbarically calm himself, and of course, if Liz can be a bit shocked by Ren's lust, but try to also remind Ren about how most mortals are nice, and of course, play off him calling mortals cattle.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1645743

>Begin furiously making out with Liz, while getting his tail in on some of the action, such as wrapping around her leg and tickling her calf and thigh with its tip.
>"Ren! We're in public, this is unseemly! You're better than this now! Just...Ren, children are cruel to one another, but they grow out of it shockingly quickly, you know this. Most mortals are very nice, and polite, like your entire cabinet! Besides, I know you're hungry, but it's not polite to even joke about being hungry enough to eat a human. Besides, the term is 'hungry enough to eat a horse', I know you get your colloquialisms mixed up sometimes."

18

You of course, can't help but get angry for a little bit, but then quietly calmed down by the newly half-dragon Liz...

Your angry enough that you very nearly act extremely lewdly, but manage to calm down and shake your head out of it, and eventually the first of the food arrives...

Your son explains that people just call him "repitle kid" and "scaleyback". Some rather uncreative childish insults.

You and everyone begin to eat dinner, while you calm down a bit and relax.

"So Ren... Would you care to tell me who this "Tiamat" is?"

Liz says, while eating some of her food.

"Your curious?"

"...Well, I'm curious on who she is, yes."

Actions

>...Oh... Well, she's sort of the mother of chromatic dragon... She's our God, so to speak.
>You know, we should worship her sometime... I mean, we're both dragons after all... Chromatic ones.
>...Eh... It's sort of my mom's god... I never really picked up on it.
>...I'd rather not explain.
>Write-in

>>1645781
>...Eh... It's sort of my mom's god... I never really picked up on it. Something about being the mother of all chromatic dragons from the same dimension my mother is from.

"Eh... It's my mom's god. I never picked up on it. Supposed to be about the mother of all chromatic dragons form the same dimension my mother is from."

"Oh, interesting... I'll make sure to learn a bit more about it."

"Yeah."

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well the rest of dinner goes.

+2 for romantic gestures with Liz.
+1 if you can apologize for being slightly barbaric towards Liz while you were angry...
+1 if you can also show your apperication to her for calming you down.

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1645797

>Pick up a piece of pizza and feed it to her, bite by bite, and dab her lips with a napkin after she's finished the slice. Refill her wineglass once she she sets it down empty.
>"I apologize for...reverting to my lewd ways in public like that. It just makes me so angry that someone, anyone, would dare to take potshots at our little babies, you know?"
>"Maybe after we put the kids to bed after dinner, we could go see a performance? Or if the children agree to be good and behave themselves, take them with us?"

Allowing for a higher success if you just want to come up with one more way to be more romantic, and tell her how much her kids mean to you?

>>1645804

>When she goes to take a drink of wine, interlock her arm with yours so you both drink at the same time.
>"You're the only one who can give me such beautiful children Liz, did you know that? Our kids are worth more than gold to me, Liz, because there's no way we could ever replace them."

You of course, have a romantic dinner with Liz, and your kids don't do much...

"Hey, dad?" Elslif says.

"Yeah?"

"...How did you and mom meet?"

She seems curious. Huh.

"Well..."


Actions

>...Tell her the story of how you met their mother...
>...Maybe you can tell them the story and flatter Liz at the same time?
>Try to have a moral in the story?
>Ask them to ask their mother?
>...Tell her you'll tell her when she gets older.
>...Well... Maybe later.
>...Grab Elslif, and put her on your lap. Why not do that for the daddy's girl?
>Write-in

>>1645822
>...Maybe you can tell them the story and flatter Liz at the same time?
>...Grab Elslif, and put her on your lap. Why not do that for the daddy's girl?

Leave out the mid-air tumbling and make the courtship seem a bit more drawn out so it doesn't look like we got her pregnant then had a shotgun wedding.

Alright.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to flatter Liz while you tell the story.

+3 if you can mention particular embarrassing parts for Liz, and maybe mention how you felt at meeting her?
+2 if you can point out how different she was then!
+2 if you can mention however, why you completely fell in love with her.
+1 if you can point out how even mortals can touch your draconic heart...

If everything's done, anons get to roll for an opinion boost from Liz.

>>1645834

>"Well kids, I was first introduced to your mother by her mother. I was there for other business, but there was something...fluttery in my stomach when I saw her, all innocent and pure, even a little frightened at the prospect of meeting a real creature of mythos and legend like your old man."
>"You see, your mother used to be a wee little slip of a girl, shy, the cutest wall-flower you'd ever laid eyes on, if you could coax her out to talk. It took a lot of conversation and courage to convince her to go out with me, you know, but it was certainly worth it."
>"She was just so...different, from what I had known and thought of mortals at the time. I had been serving the previous king of Sweden, and he was...well, he was a real piece of work, and me being young and naive, thought all rulers were like that. Part of why I fell in love with her, was that she shattered my expectations of what a ruler was, and what I could aspire to be."
>"Your mother's kindness, understanding, and willingness to just listen to me talk about my problems, instead of being aloof and only talking to me when something needed to be done, warmed a heart frosted over by cruel treatment and harsh tempers. She got me to give mortals another chance. And she makes me so very, very glad that she did. And that, children, is how I met your mother."

End story by leaning over to give Liz a smooch.

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1645874
forgot to roll

Allowing samefagging if you can highlight things she's done for you that you've loved, and how she went from being human to being a dragon.

>>1645880

>"She's done all kinds of wonderful things for me as well, including giving me such beautiful children, but also big things like steering my empire when I must take care of business elsewhere, and even little things like helping me find answers to problems and questions, and making me breakfast and dinner with a little smiley face drawn with the condiments on the underside of my butterburger bun. It's not just the big things that are important to note, but also the little things that make life worth living and devoting yourself to."

>"Now, how your mother went from a human to a dragon is an interesting story of personal growth and a quest to find oneself and one's place in the world, and a healthy dose of my scientific greatness. But I wouldn't dare steal the story of why your mother decided to change, as that is almost entirely her story to tell. After you, dear." Give Liz an encouraging smile and a kiss.

Rolled 20 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1645892
Forgot to roll again.

Critical Success.

What do anons want?

>Liz to fall in love with you after hearing why you love her?
>Write-in for ideas?

>>1645899

>Liz to fall in love with you after hearing why you love her?

Any chance we could also get her to stop being jealous as hell over the other two wives, or at least stop causing drama between them and get along, since she knows now that the reason we fell in love with her is wildly and dramatically different than why we took the others as wives?

>>1645899
>Liz to fall in love with you after hearing why you love her?

Liz gives you a huge kiss, and the two of you begin to make out quite furiously.

"Dad? Why isn't mom telling u-"

Liz holds a finger up to Elslif.

"Your mother is busy right now... With a strong, handsome dragon..."

"You flatter me, Liz."

"God, I love you. So, so much..."

"I do t-"

The two of you furiously make out further, and for one moment, your somewhat worried it might escalate...

Eventually, seven minutes go by, and Liz is no longer sitting a respectable distance away, but instead has her head leaning on your shoulder, and seems to be in pure bliss right now...

"...You know, I hope you and I never seperate..."

"Yeah..."

Are anons sure about trying to get her to stop being jealous? If this fails, it could be rather drastic!

Also, passing out.

>Just do it!
>Don't, it's not worth it.

>>1645912

Mmmmm....I was hoping that the nat 20 could be used to do that for us, I don't trust the dice to not screw with us in the moment we need them most. Would we need to roll to get her to stop being jealous?

>>1645912
>Don't, it's not worth it.

>>1645912
>Don't, it's not worth it.

>>1645919
Yeah.

You decide against it, and of course, the dinner is quite great, and is very passionate between you and Liz...

"You know, your slit eyes are so cute..."

She gives you a kiss on the cheek, and she keeps complimenting you throughout the dinner...

Eventually you and the kids finish up.

"...Thanks for getting us this seat, Ren."

"Yeah, no problem Liz..."

She pets your back, and relaxes you...

"So, did you want to get any desert?"

"You had something in mind?"

"...How about a cake, split between us?"

"Well, sure."

You order a chocalate cake for you and Liz.

"...You know, did you remember the time at our wedding, how you got the pope drunk?"

"Oh, yeah..."

She can't help but smile at remembering that.

"You know, I always found that kind of adorable... You and your big, overprotective, and barbaric self."

"...Care if I ask why?"

"...You do things for me that no one else would... I mean, well... Who else would take me out on a relaxing trip by enslaving people? I mean, honestly... It was so "you" but it was also so cute to see you and your big self to be so intimidating to a bunch of morta- I mean... Humans."

"Yeah... You liked that?"

"Or the time you caught those people trying to watch me outside of our home... And how you nearly experimented on them just for revenge."

She sighs, smiling.

"You know, maybe at times you can go a bit far, but I don't see anyone else in the world who would do the things you do for me, or defend me as much as you have."

"Yeah..."

She lays your head on top of your shoulder.

"...Not to mention how smart you are... God, you are quite literally one of the smartest people I've ever met, and with such pecuilar habits too..."

You can help but smile at Liz encouraging your ego.

"Oh, come on Liz... I mean, well, it's true I am the smartest being alive..."

"...The most lovely too, in my opinion."

"Y-yeah..."

Roll me a 1d15 for opinion gain with the highly romantic Liz.

+2 if you can find a romantic thing to do together...
+2 if you can mention all the things you love about her.
+1 if you can encourage her to just call mortals what they are... She's a dragon now, after all...

Rolled 2 (1d15)

>>1647419

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1647419

>"You know, why don't you pick out tomorrow's schedule for us? I want to do what you want to do. Maybe do some more raiding, or see another live performance? You do love your live performances."
>"I just love you so much. The Royal Navy, your brain, the way your big heart forgives my youthful indescretions...I know I've made some mistakes, Liz, and I love you for the way that you don't let my mistakes I made in the stupidity of what could be considered my teenage years destroy us. Know that I am forever working on becoming a husband worthy of your hand."
>"And...it's alright to call mortals what they are now, Liz. Short of being killed by combat or subterfuge, you'll never suffer the effects and decline of aging nor disease. In fact, you'll simply become stronger as you age. That kind of power is part of what makes dragons so fascinating to mortals, after all."

2+5=7

+7 Opinion with Liz.

You of course, list all the reasons you love her, and encourage her to just call mortals what they are... You even ask her what she wants to do.

"Raiding? Ren... Didn't the UN outlaw that?"

"I think..."

She seems a bit disappointed...

"...I'd rather not get in trouble with the UN just for indulging in a bit of a habit..."

"We could go to a concert or something..."

"...Perhaps... But I don't think any is being held..."

Actions

>...Try to convince her to go raiding with you... It'll be fine.
>...Maybe we should just move onto a different city...
>...How about we just look around for what we can do?
>Write-in

>>1647642
>...Maybe we should just move onto a different city...

>>1647642
>...Maybe we should just move onto a different city...

"Alright... Let's just go to a different city, I suppose."

You of course, get ready for a trip to...

>Venice.
>Florence.
>Rome.
>See if that's enough Italy for Liz and the kids...

>>1647709
>Florence.

>>1647709
>Venice.
Okay guys, by my calculations, if we go to Venice, then Florence, then Naples and go back to Rome Lizs opinion of us will at least by 130%

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Florence
2=Venice

You of course, begin to drive up to Florence...

As soon as you arrive, you and your family go to a hotel and book in...

Liz seems somewhat exhausted as you enter, but the kids are no where near exhausted, save Michael, who decides to go to bed early...

"...Hey, Ren? Can you do me a favor for tonight?"

"What?"

"Can you put the kids to sleep for me? I'm just far too exhausted to think about even reading a bed time story to them..."

"...You want me to do it?"

"Yeah... I'm just exhausted..."

Actions

>...Alright, alright. I'll put them to sleep for you.
>You owe me one though...
>...Why don't we do it together? It'd be so sweet...
>...Come on. I'll make you some coffee or something....
>Write-in

>>1647783
>...Alright, alright. I'll put them to sleep for you.

>>1647783
>...Alright, alright. I'll put them to sleep for you.

"Alright, alright. I'll try to put them to sleep for you."

"Thanks Ren..."

She gives you a kiss, and you go into the kid's bedroom... Which is of course, extremely energetic...

Alright... Now, hopefully you can do this correctly...

That's of course, when you feel a hug at your feet, and see Elslif.

"Dad! Did you want to play?"

You sigh, and pick her up, and put her in bed.

"Not tonight... I'm taking over for your mom."

She seems somewhat disappointed...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for story telling and trying to get the kids to go to sleep.

+4 if you can come up with a draconic story with a moral.
+1 if you can of course, have some slight favoritism towards Elslif for being a daddy's girl, and maybe reward her for it a bit.

Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1647865
>Once upon a time a group of adventurers tried to sneak into the lair of a great dragon and to steal his rightfully earned treasure. They were all immolated and devoured.

>>1647865
Give Elisif a good sized cookie before bed

15+9=24

"So, once upon a time... There was a great, huge dragon, in a mighty lair... Then, a group of evil-hearted adventurers began to sneak into his lair, and steal the drake's rightfully earned pillaged treasure... Then they were all immolated and devoured, the end."

You fish out a cookie for Elslif, and begin to get up to head to bed.

"Dad?"

Elslif says, and you turn around.

"Yeah?"

"...Why did the adventurers sneak into his lair?"

Goddamn it, and here you were, thinking you could just sneak out of here...

Actions

>Because they were evil, of course. (Teach Elslif that adventurers are evil!)
>...That's just what mortals do, get involved in stuff they aren't supposed to be in... (Teach her that mortals are annoying.)
>...Well, do you think it's right that the adventurers attempted to take the drake's rightfully earned money, and redistribute it to the people, like the filthy commies they are... (Try to teach Elslif that communism/socialism is wrong!)
>...I um... I should get to bed. Sorry.
>Write-in

>>1648123
>Write-in
"Because if they tried to walk in, he would have immolated them much sooner.

As to their reasons: money draws the eyes and hands of the greedy and power hungry."

>>1648123
>They were filthy socialists trying to steal the drakes hard earned and rightfully inherited money to give to people who are too lazy to work

"Well, because if they tried to walk in, he would of immolated them much sooner..."

You give her a clever smile, and she giggles a bit.

"But really, they were just filthy socialists trying to steal the drake's hard earned, and rightfully inherited money to give to people too lazy to work for it! Money draws the eyes and hands of the greedy, and power hungry mortals, you know..."

"...What's a socia-list?"

"...Socialist."

"...Social-list?" She seems kind of confused by the word.

"...It's socialist. No social-list, just socialist."

"...Are those people who are social?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to explain to your daughter what socialists are, and why to dislike them.

+3 if you can tell her what a socialist is, and give her your point of view on how evil it is to steal a dragon's rightful wealth...
+2 if you can maybe mention how worse communism is!
+1 if you can try your best to get her to think about what could happen to her money (if she had any) if socialists came!
+1 if you can talk about why dragons are hard-working, truly capitalistic, and far better then some mortal socialist....

If everything's done, autosuccess.

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1648190
"Socialism is the idea that people who work hard need help to get along and that it is the responsibility of the government and indirectly the rich to pay for this to happen.

Specifically this is things like everyone, especially the rich, being taxed in return for the poorest in society being given money or housing or such. The problem being that governments often use it as a way of covering up deep problems in the nation and getting the people to like them.

It makes little sense, that you take the wealth from those who earn it in my opinion, to give to those who don't. It would be like if I or your mother rewarded you and then forced you to give a percentage to your brothers and sisters even if they had been bad.


Then there is communism, which is the idea that everyone is equal and that you can't own things, merely use them. Insane concepts I know but still some believe in them."

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1648190
>Socialists are essentially people who complain about everything and constantly nag in an attempt to get what they want because in reality they're mostly greedy little people (Gnomes). Now the official definition of Socialism is is basically to share with everyone so that everything's nice, that isn't bad in of itself but socialists themselves are almost always bad. Say that you got a job selling stuff. People obviously can't resist the Draconic charm so you would sell more stuff and in turn make more money than a non-draconic competitor. Socialists would make laws so that you would only have as much money and reward as the other person, even though they performed objectively worse. This is a small glimpse at socialism but communism is even worse. A socialist might make rules saying that people have to share but you can probably ignore them. Communists are basically like that but they're willing to use violence to get what they want which is your hard earned money. Is everything clear?

"Oh... So that's what a socialist is?"

"Yeah."

She seems to dislike them, it seems.

"So, anything else?"

"...Why would adventurers steal from us?"

Actions

>Because mortals are inherently greedy.
>Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth.
>Because they envy our power?
>I told you, all adventurers are filthy socialists...
>Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave some people, and they try to stop you... They rarely succeed, to be honest.
>Oh don't worry, if any adventurers come, your dad will take care of them.
>Write-in

>>1648310
>Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth.
>Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave some people, and they try to stop you... They rarely succeed, to be honest.

>>1648310
>Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth.
>Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave some people, and they try to stop you... They rarely succeed, to be honest.
>Oh don't worry, if any adventurers come, your dad will take care of them.

}"Because us dragons tend to collect tons of wealth. Some mortals get a little TOO angry once you burn down a few towns and enslave people, and of course they try to stop you... They rarely succeed to be honest. But don't worry, your dad will take care of any would-be adventurers."

"...Why do you enslave people dad?"

Actions

>Because it's fun?
>It's a family tradition.
>Liz loves it, for some reason.
>...Well, slaves work for free, to be honest...
>Who DOESN'T want slaves?
>Write-in

>>1648389
>Because it's fun?
>It's a family tradition.
>Liz loves it, for some reason.
>...Well, slaves work for free, to be honest...
>Who DOESN'T want slaves?


I mean, all these are true. They are useful as shit, are traditional, raiding is fun, Liz likes it and they make us seem powerful. Plus it is a use for criminals and war-prisoners.

Also the kobolds pay well for them.

>>1648389
>It's a fun family tradition that everyone likes to partake in. Also slaves work for free so there's few people who wouldn't want them.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons. This is to see if she has differenting ideals.

+3 if you can talk about how well you and her mother treat slaves...
+2 if you can mention what slaves can do for her and the family!
+1 if you can of course, maybe bribe her to stop asking so many questions.

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1648432

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1648432

15+4=19

She seems to accept slavery.

"Now, is that all?"

"Yeah. Thanks dad."

You kiss her on the head.

"No problem. Anyways, night."

You leave the room, the rest of your kids starting to wind down, and you go into the bedroom...

It seems Liz is showering, and has a book on the bed...

It seems to be her... Well, diary. Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you should just take a peek at it... (Gain some knowledge about Liz, and maybe look at her total opinion of you... Also, find some more ways to increase her opinion.)
>...No, no. You shouldn't do that....
>...Maybe you should hide it for a more appropriate time.
>...Maybe you should just head right to sleep.
>Write-in

>>1649040
>...Maybe you should just take a peek at it... (Gain some knowledge about Liz, and maybe look at her total opinion of you... Also, find some more ways to increase her opinion.)
Nothing could possibly go wrong

>>1649040
>...Maybe you should just head right to sleep.

>>1649040
>...Maybe you should just take a peek at it... (Gain some knowledge about Liz, and maybe look at her total opinion of you... Also, find some more ways to increase her opinion.)

So, anons want to peek at Liz's diary?

Solaire seems to protest this a bit, but Flames however, is keenly interested.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you get detected.

+2 if you can find a way to delay Liz.
+2 if you can reassure Solaire about this.

Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1649102

15+5=20

You of course, begin to open her diary, and read it...

What do anons want to flip to?

>Recent thoughts.
>See if you can find what she likes or dislikes?
>Maybe try to find some things you don't know about her?
>Find out what she'd love you to do?
>Write-in

>>1649147
>>Find out what she'd love you to do?
If we can do more than one, find out what she likes and dislikes

You of course, read to find out what she'd love you to do and what she likes and dislikes...

Solaire is intensely against this.

Do anons want to continue.

>Yes!
>No!

>>1649226
>No!
Do it

>>1649249
>No
You don't want to do it?

>>1649226
>No!

>>1649257
I am in favor of doing it. I just wasn't paying attention and copy and pasted the wrong thing.

Rolling here in 20 minutes.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

You of course, begin to readi t.

You learn from her diary, that she seems to love you interacting with the kids, being so protective of her, and of course, paying more attention to her rather then other people even if it's in lustful ways, and also spending time with her.

She also seems to want you to try and do something special, like a poem or make a secret garden, or at least spend plenty of time with her and make her feel special.

Do anons want to read more?

>Yes.
>Read what she would of loved you to do in the past?
>No.

>>1649597
>No.


This is breaking our mutual trust, that is wrong.

>>1649597
>No.
We got what we needed

No it is.

You close the diary, and put it beside you...

Eventually, Liz gets finished with the shower, and comes out to bed... She seems to be in her yuan-ti form, and gets in bed...

And you can feel her slightly press up against you. Tonight's going to be a rather intensive hug...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she notices anything.

+3 if you can of course, distract her by messing around with the royal navy.
+2 if you can maybe try to compliment her snake form, and how cute it is.

Alternatively, anons can just admit now.

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1649687
I'm feeling (un)lucky

If anons can do one of the bonuses, she won't even get suspicious!

>>1649813

>"I see you're feeling a bit constricty tonight, not that I mind. You're so cute in that snake form, especially with those wild west pistols, maybe add in a little cowboy hat. Maybe I should make you a belt with little gun holsters that look like little cowboy boots, wouldn't that just be the cutest thing ever?"

15+6=19

She notices that her diary is in the wrong place, and quickly puts it in the night table. She gives a slight questioning look towards you, but then shakes her head, and gets in bed with you, and gets close up to you, and begins to constrict you a bit.

"...You know, I have to say you were quite fast in the story telling..."

"Yeah..."

She hugs you, tightly.

"...You know... I was thinking."

"What?"

"...Well... I was thinking if you wanted to go back to being white dragons..."

"...Really?"

"After this, I mean."

Actions

>Yeah... I miss being a white dragon.
>...I like being a red one, honestly. It's interesting...
>Write-in

>>1649832
>Yeah... I miss being a white dragon

"Yeah, I miss being a white dragon..."

"...Yeah..."

She of course, kisses you, and begins to read a book, while cuddling with you...

Do anons want to do anything?

>Just sleep...
>...Maybe talk to Liz a bit?
>Try to have some fun with her a bit...
>Write-in

>>1649870
>Just sleep...

Cuddle with her a bit while drifting off.

You cuddle with her, and then drift off with her body wrapped around you...

Eventually, you wake up the next day feeling rejuvinated...

Liz seems to be sleeping like a babe, and the kids seems to be awake, judging from the noise outside.

She seems to have been reading a book, and passed out while reading it... She seems to have passed out a bit ago, and seems to be irritated by the noise the kids are making...

Actions

>...Wake her up to make you and the kids breakfast.
>...You know, why don't you make breakfast?
>...Why don't you order something special from room service?
>...Maybe you should bribe the kids to be quiet somehow... Pizza could do the trick...
>Write-in

>>1649885
>...Why don't you order something special from room service?
>...Maybe you should bribe the kids to be quiet somehow... Pizza could do the trick...

You of course, order something special from room service, and also call for a pizza for the kids...

Eventually the food gets here, the kids of course, love this...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you gain any opinion from your kids over being a cool dad and ordering them pizza.

+2 if you can of course, maybe have some pizza... And also maybe hang out with them and have some fun.
+2 if you can also maybe tell your kids how much they mean to you and their mother...
+1 if you can mention how you wish you could hang out with your children more... Your many, many kids...
+1 if you can come up with what pizza your kids would love/what size.

Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1649898

>Sneak a slice or two of the double meatlovers with extra pepperoni. After all, the full English Breakfast is for Liz and Liz alone.
>"Kids, I'm getting you a special treat of pizza for breakfast, because you guys mean the world to me and your mom, and while we're on vacation, we want you to be happy and make some fond memories. I just need you to do me one little favor, and keep quiet while your mom eats her breakfast, and get rid of the pizza boxes after you finish. She'd be cross if she came out and found out I snuck you guys a pizza."
>"I wish my ruling responsibilities didn't take me away from home so much...I missed out on so many of my other kid's firsts because I was away. I wish I could be around more, to help you form hobbies, teach you some skills, and be a better daddy."
>One pizza is a double meatlovers, extra pepperoni, and one is plain cheese. Both are large, obviously, the kids love the bigger the better.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to be a cool dad, and maybe mention how hard it is to keep up with them since you have so many kids... And how Liz really isn't stopping any time soon.

Rolled 15 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1649905

>"It can just be so hard to keep up with all of you guys, Liz still loves being a mother, and Jupiter knows she doesn't plan on stopping the clutches any time soon....I guess what I'm trying to say is, even if it doesn't seem like I have time for you guys, I always will, and I'd always be willing to let you watch me work, or even help out if you grasp the concepts involved. I'll always love you guys." Maybe sneak one more piece of pizza, and let Elisef sit on our tail like a little stool.

15+10=25

You of course, bribe the kids with a pizza, give them a huge amounts of hugs, and even eat a bit of the pizza yourself...

And order a third one just to make up for it, before reminiscing about how you'd love to be with all your kids...

After your done with that, you grab Liz's breakfast, and go to surprise her...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well you can surprise Liz...

+3 if you can find a way to gently wake her up, and surprise her.
+2 if you can of course, mention how you were being a good father, and mention how you aren't always absent for your kids...
+1 if you can of course, also mention how Liz is a good mom... (+1 if you can also mention how she's a very... Fertile one, at that, and express your opinion on her amazing fertility)
+2 if you can have some fun with the Royal Navy a bit, and mess around with her.

Rolled 11 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1649921

>Wake up gently with a kiss, while holding onto the breakfast tray. "Good morning, sweetie. I brought you breakfast."
>"I also already fed the kids, it's good to see and spend time with them, you know? Get to see them now and then as they grow, it's good for the soul."
>"Of course, I have you to thank for such good children, you really do a wonderful job instilling values and being their mother. In fact, I am continually shocked at how often you're able to create new children to mother. It's a fascinating ability you've got there."
>Prop the breakfast tray atop the Royal Navy, and lean over across her stomach. "Now, who's hungry? Who's a hungry little snek?" Jiggle the tray a little.

Allowing a samefag if Liz can be a bit proud of her fertility, and if Ren can of course, have a bit more fun.

Rolled 7 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1649936

>"Why Ren, I'll have you know that my fertility comes from generations of excellent breeding and culture. Not just anyone can be such a wonderful mother as I. Remember, I learned mothering from the best mother in whole world." A few tears slide down Liz's cheek.

>Begin to feed Liz the breakfast bite by bite, jokingly treating her like she's a little kid.

Allowing one more samefag if Ren can of course, get comfy with Liz, and maybe mention how surprised he is actually being the father of twenty eight dragons... In fact, the two of you have probably tripled the draconic population here!

Rolled 10 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1649969

>Snuggle in under the blankets and wrap our legs and tail around her tail while continuing to feed her.
>"You know Liz, you may as well be the mother of our entire race. We have, let's count....28 children now, holy shit. We've probably tripled, or more, the population of Earth-originiated dragons here!"

11+13=24

You of course, wake Liz up gently, and have her breakfast set out for her...

She wraps your leg and eventually she finishes eating...

And turns over onto you, and hugs you so hard.

"Thanks for breakfast Ren.."

"Yeah, no problem..."

You make out for a fair while.

"You know Liz.... You may as well be the mother of our entire race. We have, let's count....28 children now, holy shit. We've probably tripled, or more, the population of Earth-originiated dragons here!"

"You know... I think you might actually be right by that..."

"Yeah.'

"...I'm not really that fertile, right? I erm... Now that I think about it, it was just you and a few others..."

"Yep."

"...Wow... That's absolutely amazing."

"Yep."

You of course, make out for a bit longer, and Liz seems still exhausted.

"...Hey, Ren?'

"Yeah?"

"Thanks for the breakfast, but I think I'll sleep in for today..."

"Really?"

"Yeah... I think I'd like some sleep and maybe to read a book or two."

"Aw..."

"...Why don't you take the kids out to a museum or somewhere fun, ok?"

Actions

>Come on, you should come... I'd love it.
>...Alright. Time for me to bond with my kids, I suppose...
>...Fine then. I'll stay here with you. And we can relax, together...
>Write-in

>>1649989

>...Alright. Time for me to bond with my kids, I suppose...

You of course, kiss Liz on the cheek, and get up, while she goes back to sleep...

You get the kids rounded up, and get ready to take them on a trip somewhere...

Where to go?

>Take them out to a pool or something?
>Maybe a library?
>A park or something...
>Maybe a local monument?
>How about a bar?
>Write-in

>>1650018
>A park or something...

>>1650018
>A park or something...

You decide to take the kids out to a park...

Michael seems to want to stay home, while Elslif wants to be with you, and Aulus seems intent on baseball...

You take them down to the park, and you seem to be getting a phone call from home... From Charlemagne, it seems.

Actions

>Ignore it.
>...Answer it.

>>1651272
>...Answer it.

>>1651272
>>...Answer it

You answer it.

"Charlemagne?"

"Hey dad... So are you coming to my wedding?"

"When is it?"{/red]

"A week from now."

"Oh, yeah... I'll certainly try to be there."

"Great... Now, I have a question."

"What?"

"Who would you send if you had to break someone out of a courtroom and a city? Hopefully sneakily?"

Actions

>I think Frankizka could be good for that... She's amaing at it!
>Claw's great at it, why don't you get him to do it.
>...Why don't you do it?
>Write-in

>>1651288
>That's somewhat of a tough question since I've never really done that. I'd either send a person like Franzizka or Claw, or maybe look for outside help like those Housecarl mercenaries I've been hearing so much about.

>>1651288
>>I think Frankizka could be good for that... She's amazing at it!

"Hey, just ask Frankizka, she'll be amazing at it."

"Alright, thanks dad."

Do anons want to remain Ren or try to free Franco as Frankizka?

>Remain Ren.
>Free Franco.
>Choose someone else to free Franco?
>Send both Claw AND Frankizka?

>>1651394
>>Free Franco.

>>1651394

>Send both Claw AND Frankizka?

Claw would be good for the actual extraction process, since he can vaccuum Franco in and run with him, while Frankizka would be good at infiltrating.

You are now Frankizka, and you are woken up by the one landline in the entire camp.

Hopefully it's important...

On the other line, it seems one of Ren's kids are on it.

"Hey, uh, Frankizka? Can you do me and dad a favor?"

"...Yes? What is it?"

"I need you to go to Spain, and rescue a friend of dad's. Name's Franco, and he's in a courtroom... Could you do that?"

He runs you through it, and eventually, you agree.

"...Oh, also Claw's coming... So yeah."

"...Right."

You give a brief sigh.

"So are we meeting up somewhere?"

"I mean, he's supposed to get off his ship at Bayonne..."

You agree hesitantly, and start to get dressed...

After a little while, once the sun starts to descend, you get on a boat to Bayonne, and think about how you'll do this...

How are anons going to get past the now closed border of Spain?

>...Maybe you can bum-rush your way through a check-point?
>...Hire smugglers to take you in?
>...Well, you don't really need to get in so to say, you can just turn into a bat and fly over... Claw on the other hand, needs a way in...
>...Maybe you can bribe the border guards?
>...You know, you are rather exceedingly good at "dominating" people, without looking like somesort of prostituée like the way Elizabeth does it...
>Write-in

>>1651519

>...Well, you don't really need to get in so to say, you can just turn into a bat and fly over... Claw on the other hand, needs a way in...

Does Claw still disintegrate on contact with water? Because if he doesn't, then he can just pretend to be an oil sludge puddle and ooze his way to shore after the ship docks.

>>1651536
There are upgrades to increase his resistance, but he currently will be completely disintegrated. Alternatively, he can try to swim in his human form.

>>1651519
>...You know, you are rather exceedingly good at "dominating" people, without looking like somesort of prostituée like the way Elizabeth does it...

So, how does Frankizka flying over the border sound, while Claw gets smuggled in via cargo boat?

>>1651624
Deal

Frankizka of course, flies over the border with little to no problem in her bat form.

However, Claw, lacking the ability to fly, sneaks into a cargo container at night... And has to wait an entire day to get over to Spain.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see how well Claw can smuggle himself in.

+2 if Claw can try to make himself very compact somehow... He's about twenty stories!
+1 for ideas for snacks.
+1 for ideas on how he can entertain himself.
+1 if he can be excited he's finally doing something?

Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1651643

19+6=25

Claw manages to easily dissolve the container and it's contents, and now all that's left is to sneak out of the harbor...

Claw sees three ways to do this.

>Hijack a small fishing boat preparing to leave and sail out of the harbor... But land on the shore not too far away from it.
>...Try to sneak into a lorry, and get taken someplace you probably don't know...
>...Try to sneak through the front gate somehow, though there are quite a few guards...
>Write-in

>>1651690
>Hijack a small fishing boat preparing to leave and sail out of the harbor... But land on the shore not too far away from it.

>>1651690
>Hijack a small fishing boat preparing to leave and sail out of the harbor... But land on the shore not too far away from it.

You begin to hijack a small fishing boat. There seems to be a crew of fishermongers preparing to cast off...

It's already off shore, and you have a feeling if you want to get into it, you'll have to make a rather dramatic jump, and alert the crew...

Shit.

What do?

>Jump onto the ship!
>...Shift forms to human, and try to swim up to it!
>...Find another way to leave...
>Write-in

>>1651748
>...Shift forms to human, and try to swim up to it!

>>1651748
>...Shift forms to human, and try to swim up to it!

Roll me a 1d20+4 to swim.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1651766

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1651766

17+4=21

You manage to swim fast enough to grab onto the side of the boat, and you pull yourself on board... No one has noticed, really.

What do?

>Try to disguise yourself as a member of the crew?
>Try to take control of the ship.
>Shift to your gelatinious form?
>Write-in

>>1651785
>Try to disguise yourself as a member of the crew?

>>1651785
>Try to disguise yourself as a member of the crew?

>>1651790

Actually, change it to:
>Write-In: pretend to be a homeless guy sleeping in the bottom of the boat, and ask them to please take you back to shore.

>>1651820
This

You decide to pretend to be a homeless guy...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this works.

+2 if you can try to find a way to look homeless here?
+2 if you can think why you can't just force them to take you back to shore...
+1 if you can try to look apologetic?

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1651828

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1651828

>Scuff up the clothes a bit, limp a little, throw a hoarse undertone into our voice. Try to look as down-trodden and down on our luck as possible.

>'We're here to sneak someone out. If I just go all in, I'll attract attention, blow our cover, AND Frankizka will be pissed. I gotta try to be sneaky and not spill my spaghetti, as Ren calls it. This is good practice.'
>Attempt to give The Face in human form. If that doesn't work, then be hunched over, shoulders up by our ears, stare at the ground, and try to stay out of the way.

8+9=17

The crew, not wanting to really deal with you, decides to land off the shore and throw you off rather rudely.

After you get back up, you try to find Frankizka...

Roll me a 1d30 for how long this takes.

-5 hours if Frankizka and Claw came up with an idea on where to meet up.
-2 hours if Claw can find a way to go faster.
-1 hours if Claw can think about maybe having a snack or something.

Rolled 27 (1d30)

>>1651876

>>1651876
Meet at a local church or cathedral

Rolled 3 (1d22)

>>1651876

>"Um...she said to meet outside the big church next to the park on the east end of town...um.. east is....this way."
>Take the subways!
>"Ooooh, there's a snack shop in the subway station. They've got donuts! I'm gonna get a donut."

27-5-2-1=19

It takes you nearly an entire day to find where Frankizka is, and you are starving, enough that when you find Frankizka, you ask if you can eat some food before doing anything.

Do you want to be Claw, or Frankizka anons?

>Claw.
>Frankizka.

Also...

>Deny Claw food. (Claw will preform worse!)
>...Let Claw eat some food. (1d5 for how many hours go by.)

You have 16 hours to find Franco and free him.

>>1651972
>Frankizka.
>Deny Claw food. (Claw will preform worse!)

>>1651972

>Frankizka
>Tell Claw he can grab something on the way if he sees a place, but that we're not going to wait on him to eat, and he'll have to catch back up with us

Frankizka

You tell Claw he can get something on the way, but you won't wait for him.

Now of course, you begin the process of hunting Franco down...

Roll me a 1d12 for how long this takes.

-1 for ideas on where he could be at.
-1 for competitively thinking about how Ren should spend more time with you rather then that harlot Elizabeth...

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Rolled 10 (1d12)

>>1652061
>Possibly spend 12 hours
>only have 16 left

>>1652061
He could be at a place like a courthouse or some other government building. Maybe even the postal office.

>Honestly, Ren should be spending more time with me and not that stuck up harlot Elizabeth. He's hardly been spending anytime with me even though I can do so much with him. Do stuff with him like go on a trip through France or purge heretics. Sure it's no Brettonia but it's close enough.

>>1652061

>"More than likely in the prisons, or some similar area. Where would they hold political prisoners in a place such as this..."
>"You know, Ren really should spend more time with me than that Elizabeth. What has she got that I've not, aside from the whole 'bearing children like an oak tree bears acorns' thing? I'm witty, sophisticated, AND I took on this role of spymaster so he could have someone he trusted looking over the darker affairs of state. All the broodmother does is lay about, pop out eggs, and once in a while go rile up her place of origin!"

10-2=8

You of course, eventually track Franco down. He seems to be going to a "trial" by military tribune in a courthouse, and is being transported.

You could try to intercept the convoy, or dramatically attack the courthouse in the middle of the trial... Or if you felt like it, potentially even try to pretend to be his public defender....

Actions

>...You hate to say this, but Elizabeth is an accomplished lawyer... Maybe she can get here in time to be Franco's lawyer.
>Whatever that slut can do, you can do better. Try to become Franco's lawyer.
>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.
>Maybe you can assault the convoy while it's en-route to the court house...
>Write-in

>>1652138
>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.

>>1652138

>...You hate to say this, but Elizabeth is an accomplished lawyer... Maybe she can get here in time to be Franco's lawyer.

or barring that

>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.

>>1652138
>...You should try to infiltrate the court house and extract him.

Alright.

Franco should be arriving when the trial is being prepared, giving you a limited window of time to extract him. You predict you'd have fifteen to thirty minutes until it begins, and then it becomes much harder.

Actions

>Maybe you should call Liz just in case you fuck up and run out of time.
>Continue with the plan.
>...Don't, come up with something else.
>Write-in

>>1652231
>>Continue with the plan.

>>1652231
>Continue with the plan.
>Maybe you should call Liz just in case you fuck up and run out of time.

We should at least have a back-up in case the worst happens.

Do anons want to call for back up and continue with the plan?

>>1652277
We'll be fine. Don't need no big boobied harlot helping us.

>>1652277

I'd like to.

I'll be rolling here in 15 minutes anons.

>>1652231
>Continue with the plan.

>Maybe you should call Liz just in case you fuck up and run out of time.

You continue with the plan, and call Liz...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Elizabeth will indeed help you.

+2 if you can try to tell Liz that you actually need her help, and that it would be most appreciated.
+2 if you can hate the big-boobied prostitute in your mind, and especially hate how Ren enjoys her.
+1 if you can hate her mentally for having so many fucking kids with your husband.
+1 if Liz can try to conceal her hatred for Frankizka, and maybe try to not get her salty about how your clearly more attractive...

If everything's done, autosuccess.

Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1652387

>>1652387
Also, since I'm going to say fuck it, they'll also get a slight opinion boost towards each other if they can both be somewhat civil towards each other, you have to do some bonuses for it to happen though.

Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1652387

>"Hello, Elizabeth. I am calling to ask you for assistance in a matter of importance to our husband. I am attempting an infiltration and extraction of his Spanish puppet, Franco, who is about to be wheeled into a mock trial and executed. If I am unsuccessful, your skills and knowledge of the law to act as his impromptu lawyer would be most...appreciated."
>Thrice-damned prostitute is going to come and get all the eyes upon her and play the court like a damnable fiddle. One of these days, those breasts are going to explode like the 'enhanced' bags they are, and then Ren will have nothing to be entranced by and oogle at anymore!
>And then, waving her reproductive successes in my face, taunting me with the children I would love to have, but in undeath will be forever denied me. Does she do ANYTHING besides play loyal broodmare to my husband?
>"...I see. Well, if you feel that my assistance would be required for our husband's goals to be met, then I suppose I have no choice but to help you. How much time do I have until you need me? I need to get ready and fly there."

16+11=27

You succeed in convincing her to come over, and you can't help but notice that she's not as despicable as she usually is... She's being somewhat pleasant, at the very least.

+5 opinion.

Liz and Frankizka's hatred: -60 Opinion of each other.

Meanwhile, you get ready to infiltrate the courthouse, and after a few hours, Elizabeth arrives in the nick of time, and dressed in... God, somesort of dress and a skirt... You can even get a glimpse at her ungodly breasts, the slut...

"...Are you looking at something?" She says, almost mocking you...

You grit your teeth and turn back to look towards the convoy arriving.

Claw speaks up.

"So uh... What am I supposed to do?"

Hm.

What do anons?

>Have Claw handle the escape...
>...Have Claw be extra-muscle, in case this gets violent.
>Have Claw try to take care of the guards surrounding the courthouse.
>Write-in

>>1652498
>...Have Claw be extra-muscle, in case this gets violent

Claw will be on stand by in case this gets violent.

What should Liz do?

>She should try and get you inside with her charms.
>She should attempt to replace the lawyer... Even if you extract him, she could boost PR by defending him even if he escapes.
>...She should be monitoring and prepare to go into her dragon form should the situation require it.
>Write-in

>>1652532
>She should attempt to replace the lawyer... Even if you extract him, she could boost PR by defending him even if he escapes.

>>1652532
>She should attempt to replace the lawyer... Even if you extract him, she could boost PR by defending him even if he escapes.

She goes to replace the lawyer.

You of course, go to extract Franco.

How should anons try to get in?

>Get in via vent?
>Try to dominate an officer by the front door and get in from there.
>Turn into a bat, and go through the vent.
>Attempt to summon some undead to assist you? (Frankizka can summon zombies, skeletons, or ???.)
>Write-in

>>1652611
>Turn into a bat, and go through the vent.

You turn into a bat, and fly through the vent...

Roll me a 1d60 for how long this takes to find Franco.

Rolled 5 (1d60)

>>1652689
I presume this is in minutes

5

It takes you a very short time to find Franco, who seems to be being escorted by several guards to a small holding cell...
They throw him in there, and guard him. They're quite heavily armed too..

You have roughly 20 minutes before the trial starts.

What do?

>Shift to human form.
>Try to attack the soldiers?
>...Maybe you should use some magic... (Go to magic options!)
>...Try to fly into his cell.
>Write-in

>>1652718
>...Maybe you should use some magic... (Go to magic options!)

Choose a spell.

>Gaze of Negesh: Magical Missiles, range of 200 feet. Good against solo targets, and withers flesh and blackens bone, and kills the target.
>Limbwither: Deadens one limb—arm or leg—of a single target nearby. The caster may choose which exact limb of the target to affect, and it becomes utterly useless for several minutes. Normal use of the limb returns when the spell ends.
>Raise Dead: Summon 4d8+5 of zombies, or 2d8+2 of skeletons.
>Youth's Bane: AoE of 25 feet. Causes targets to age years in a matter of seconds, often withering and growing feeble. This lasts temporarily, up to 10 minutes. (Daily)
>Ashes and Dust: AoE. A choking dust cloud erupts form the wizard's fingertips, and will last up to ten minutes. Acts as a smoke-screen.
>Destroy Illusions: When this spell is cast, all illusions within 1,200 feet currently maintained by any and all casters are instantly dispelled.
>Hallucinate: This spell may be cast at any group or individual within 50 feet of the caster.
>Illusion: Creates an illusion anywhere nearby that is a nearly perfect simulation of reality, complete with sight, sound, and smell. The shadowmancer can make this area look like anything, the spell lasting for a number of moments at a time, but can be kept going with a successful concentration. Furthermore, the caster cannot cast any other spells or the illusion disappears immediately. Viewers may be allowed to see through the illusion if they have cause to suspect it's a trick.
>Mockery of Death: Causes someone to appear and behave as if dead to all sight and inspection. That person continues to sense their environment through hearing, smell, and—if their eyes are open—sight, but they cannot move their body in any way whatsoever until the spell ends. However, they continues to require air and other essentials of life. This state persists until the caster wills it to end or until a number of days pass. An unwilling target can resist the spell, and the caster can also cast this spell on themselves. This is a touch spell.
>Shadowcloak: Wraps the caster in shadow, making them difficult to detect, and lasts for 20 minutes. (Daily)
>Throw Voice: The caster can throw his voice, making it appear to come from somewhere else within 50 feet. If the caster has already cast an illusion of a person or creature, the two spells can be linked together at no additional cost, so that the illusion moves its mouth in synchronization with the caster's voice.
>The Traitor of Tarn: The caster can choose a target within 50 feet, changing their allegiance to be on the side of the caster. (Daily)

>>1652834
>Hallucinate: This spell may be cast at any group or individual within 50 feet of the caster.

>>1652873
Specify what you want the guards to hallucinate.

>>1652906
Have them hallucinate that nothing is out of the ordinary and that Franco is still in his cell, and that they can't see him getting spirited out by Frankizka.

>>1652968

Actually, change it to Illusion so that it lasts longer. Same effect though.

You prepare to cast an illusion...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if it works.

+1 if Frankizka can just be very envious of Elizabeth while casting, and be smug in the fact she can cast spells, while all Elizabeth can do is have big boobs and have loads of kids. (+1 if you can think why magic is superior over boobs and kids any day of the week.)

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1652992

>"Hmpf, let's see the broodmare pull off something like this! Sure, she's got tits the size of houses, but she still gets SEEN while doing something like this. I can sneak in, sneak out, and no one will ever be any the wiser. Let's see some spawn or some breast do THAT! Magic is way better, it's far more versatile and you can do so much more with it."

Allowing samefagging if Frankizka can continue to make fun of Liz's obscene breasts, and her broodmother levels of fertility, and her shameful attitude towards charming people!

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1653031

>"It's so...it's just, how does she even manage to stand upright with those things? She should be toppling over all the time, there's no possible way that spine can balance that sort of load. And then she just becomes even more front-heavy when spawning! How could anyone find anything like that appealing? There's appeal in simplicity and understatement, damn it."