>1989
Eyy Des

1938 Battle Tendency
Lets see if you are as good QM as ruse master.

>>1637564
Let's go with 2001
plenty of time before the world ends and all the main characters are busy with more important things

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>>1637571
>>1637575
>>1637577
>three way tie
we need a tie breaker

i'll change to 1938

>>1637647
borfect, writing

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It all started in des monies, iowa in 1938


Out of all the places you could have possibly be born in, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk,age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the the brewing bar fight known as europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

You wake up to the smell of potato pancake, scrambled eggs, and some polish sausage, what do hungry man?

>get up and eat, haven't talked to the parents much after the move
>screw breakfast, I got to go to work
>other (write in)

>>1637713
>screw breakfast, I got to go to work

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>>1637713
>born in
>born
>in
>not moved

>>1637713
you should really go eat, but my instincts tell me you should climb out the window and go to work.

>>1637716
>>1637725
breakfast it is not then, writing

>>1637716
>>1637725

Though breakfast sounds pretty good, you have a job to do and you are not going to miss it, you quickly brush your teeth, put on your best working clothes and sneak out through the fire escape, after nearly falling twice due to it you finally manage to get on the ground.

After walking for what seemed like an hour you reached your job, as being a catty shack in the des monies waveland golf course, its degrading but pays well with tips. As you head to the front office you clock in. Time to caddy shack.

Cont

caddy shack?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1rmPckNvD3E

>>1637795
After clocking in you see a couple of your co workers and fellow caddyshacks as well, Daniel and Eric, "Hey josh" they both said, you usually try to avoid interaction since your shyness gets in the way to much of the time, all you could manage is a stiff "hello", though Eric and Daniel exchange strange looks, they shrug it off and continue heading out to the golf karts to make sure they are in working order. However you head out as you just clock you are approached by the manager, lewis "Josh, old guy wants to play a couple holes can you drive the golf kart for em?", "sure" you say as you head to the golfkarts.

One problem, Daniel and Eric are having problems with one of the engines, "shit I think the battery's dead", though this would be a problem however not with your, how do you say, unique skills.

>try and fix it the old fashion way
>use that "skill" (and roll a d 100)
>other (write in

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1637850
>use that "skill" (and roll a d 100)

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1637850
oooooh, use that 'skill'

>>1637857
>>1637854
dice was a 10, you passed, writing

>>1637854
>>1637857
You don't have time for this, or should you say we with your "skill". Though you have no idea what it is but it's sure is something, a towering man (or should I say ghost?) colored in light blue and yellow, standing at least 2 feet above you and you are fairly curtain it could kill you. Well whatever it is, after moving from Gliwice it just sort of appeared one night after you a rat got into your apartment and snuck into your bed. In which case a fist appeared out of nowhere and smacked it hard enough to send it flying across your room and into your wall, turning into a bloody smear. As you take pop the front hood of golf kart ope you use your ghosts weird ability, for some odd reason it can create electricity from its hands, but never the less as you look at an engine that is no more than the size of your torso. Your ghost hands shoot out to grab the engine and with a crackle of energy, it brings the kart to life, Eric and Daniel look stunned at you for a moment until Daniel pipes up "h-how did you do that?"

>tell them how, even though nobody can see your ghost its always fun to see their reaction to it
>well whatever happened it worked
>other (write in)

>>1637924
just tell them they fucked up hooking up the battery, then get in it and drive off like you're wearing sunglasses.

>>1637935
support

>>1637935
well then, as smooth as a polish sausage I see
writing

>>1637924
"you hooked up the battery wrong"

both of them look at each other with accusing gazes but they respond eventually, specifically Eric

"oh yeah right h-haha right, sorry for the hassle josh"

"just hand me the keys, I have a customer to attend to"

Daniel hands you the keys and you drive off. Luckily the drive is not to far away as you can see your customer just right ahead, a man in his late 30's easy with another man in his early 40's with his own caddyshack up ahead. As you park right in front of him, instead of a thanks you get

"took you long enough, now lets get going I have other things to do! chop chop!"

lovely...

Cont

>>1637972
He hops into your little golf kart to head to the first hole you try to make some idle chit chat, that was your first mistake

"So, you an expert?"

"Yes not shut up and keep driving, again, I have better things to do then to just sit here and talk to a low life"

Ok then go fuck yourself as well, after 5 minutes of driving, though it could have been 5 hours for how long it felt, you finally make it to the first hole, as your customer heads up for a swing, you notice something.

>perception check, something about his club seem's off
>ignore it, its most likely nothing

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1637977
We can be perceptive when we want to be.

>>1637980
yeah forgot to type roll me out a d-100, thank you my guy and good lord das a high roll

>>1637977
Yeah something's off about that guy's golf club, in fact how can you not, its glowing a weird silverish color. As he swings his club it gets as bright as you've ever seen it and hits the golfball. It went extremely high in the air, to the point where you think it might head out of the golf course itself, but as you watch the ball glide through the air it makes a sharp downward right turn and land's perfectly into the golf hole. HIs friend is in utter shock at such a shot

"how did you even make such a shot! that's impossible!"

"All in the wrists old chum"

As the other guy finishes his hole both of them head off into their golf karts and drive off to the next hole. On the way to the next hole however you

>ask him about his weird golf club
>ignore golf club and see if he does it again
>other

>>1637995
keep an inconspicuous eye on it, if he's using a Stand to cheat then that's his business, just so long as he's not hurting somebody.

>>1637995
Though you really want to talk to him about what just happened, you play it smart and not say a thing.

After driving to the next hole, the 30 year old man lets his friend go first since he went first last hole, with a swift swing of the club he sends his golf ball flying... Into a sand pit... His friend laughs at him but in a playful way and cracks a quick joke

"oh come on Cooper at least try and make it close to the hole"

his friend laughs as he heads up to take his swing at the hole, what follows is utter mayhem. The same routine happens as it did last time but he hits the golf ball into a tree in which it bounces off into your kart, bounces into a car, came so close to the ground to can see it mow the grass itself and then lands right next to the hole and then rolls into it. Causing yet another flawless shot, he looks towards you and says

"pure skill my boy, pure skill"

Two things are circling your head, One that was not pure skill, if you are right that's just cheating and two, what kind of a golf course is this.


Anyway's since I am tired as shit I am going to have another session tomorrow at around 5 or 6pm (possibly earlier) and I should have josh's stand stats as well

Iowa?? Starting a quest? I can only imagine the ruses.

>>1638021
Hey QM, could one of our ally's (or ours) Stand names reference Blind Guardian?

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session will start in ten mins, however I am hosting a vote for the name of josh's stando, any band is fine by me but it has to be a music reference as per the usual jojo rule.

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Out of all the places you could have possibly be born in, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the the brewing bar fight known as europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

Though you really want to talk to him about what just happened, you play it smart and not say a thing.

After driving to the next hole, the 30 year old man lets his friend go first since he went first last hole, with a swift swing of the club he sends his golf ball flying... Into a sand pit... His friend laughs at him but in a playful way and cracks a quick joke

"oh come on Cooper at least try and make it close to the hole"

his friend laughs as he heads up to take his swing at the hole, what follows is utter mayhem. The same routine happens as it did last time but he hits the golf ball into a tree in which it bounces off into your kart, bounces into a car, came so close to the ground to can see it mow the grass itself and then lands right next to the hole and then rolls into it. Causing yet another flawless shot, he looks towards you and says

"pure skill my boy, pure skill"

Two things are circling your head, One that was not pure skill, if you are right that's just cheating and two, what kind of a golf course is this. After his shot he casually strides back to your golf cart as if nothing happens

what do now, polish man?

>keep doing what you did before and don't say a word
>call him out on his golf club, because you are fairly curtain that's not a normal club
>other (write in)

Also I forgot with my first post about josh's stand stats and ability so here they are

>power C
>speed A
>endurance A
>precision C
>development potential B
>range B

>it has the ability to conduct electricity of almost any voltage and to shoot short bursts of said electricity

>>1638953
Keep doing what you were doing before. Don't need to make a scene, starting a Stand battle in the middle of the work day would get you fired.

>>1638953
Also, you may want to correct that born/imigrated mistake next time.

>>1638982
ok then, sneeki beeki still, Writing

>>1638993
yeah first time really hosting a quest so forgive me if I make some rookie mistakes

>>1638953
This is just wrong, you watch on.

Several perfect shots into holes later you can clearly see his friend is in a mix of anger and confusion. You're on hole 9, this is really flying by due to his shots and his friend cooper just keeps getting angrier and angrier with each perfect shot. As he ready's his golf club he smirks

"this is to easy Cooper, are you even trying"

>let him shoot without saying a thing, just to gage how powerful his golf club is

>once his golf ball is in the air try and shoot a small bit of electricity out of your finger to try and throw his ball of course, this getting out of hand and this might just even the playing field

>>1638996
Also you keep writing "curtain" instead of certain.
>>1639024
>once his golf ball is in the air try and shoot a small bit of electricity out of your finger to try and throw his ball of course, this getting out of hand and this might just even the playing field

>>1639024
I would prefer to confront the man alone, without his friend or anybody else around. Cooper can get frustrated all he wants, right now we're getting an idea of what his Stand can do and he doesn't even know we're a Stand user.

Also, could you clarify something on the Stand power? Can the Stand generate electricity, or can it only move it from one place to another?

>>1639043
it can generate its own electricity and move it as well, it might not be a ZA WAURDO but if you are smart enough it can be pretty powerful

>>1639043
>>1639033
playing it smart still, I like it

writing

Here be a JoJo quest

>>1639062

Name that Stand [Thunderstruck] QM. Also, can we learn Hamon?

>>1639080
I'm holding out for [Ride the Lightning] personally

>>1639087

Another possibility could be [Electric Avenue]

As much as you want to do anything, you need to confront him alone,

After an entire game of golf, and screeching in rage later. Both men climb into their different carts and you drive your customer off of the golf course. Once off both men shake hands and cooper, with gritted teeth, say's good game, much to the delight of our friend.

"Andrew I don't know how you pulled off those shots but you have to teach me sometime"

"maybe one day, just not today"

god he's a smug bastard, still once everyone shook hands Andrew went off to get something to eat at the dining hall, this is when you make your move. As park the golf cart back to its original spot, you tell Lewis you are going on lunch break. As you survey the dining hall you can clearly see Andrew, in his pink polo shirt, tan cackies and sneakers? Anyway's you grab a small bag of potato chips and sit right in front of him. Before he can say anything you cut him off.

"what the hell was that back there your ball looked as if you were controlling it."

Andrew lets out a small chuckle

"You liked that little trick back there? It's how I win every game, really good driver, I can tell you where to get o-"

"Maybe you didn't hear me but I just asked you what the hell was that, so answer me"

"I have a question for you, how we're you able to see it?"

>tell him about your stand, might as well

>tell him you just saw the golf ball moving and assumed (roll 1 d100 dice to make him believe your bluff

>other (write in)

>>1639092
[Battery] would work too

Really, though, I wonder if we should move away from names involving electricity.

>>1639096

>other (write in)

IT WAS THE WORK OF OUR GRAND LORD OF THE WEATHER ZEUS

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>>1639096
I'm against telling him about our Stand, but tell him that you could see [it] just fine. Pic related.

>>1639105
As a joke for serious? because I am fine with either

>>1639110
>>1639105
we need a tie breaker for either, playing it cool or josh accidentally revealing his pagan gods

>>1639114

Fuck it, go for joking. Make it overly dramatic and make it sound like we're serious

>>1639110
Supporting

>>1639159
>>1639110
tie broken!

writing

>>1639110
>>1639159
wait before I write, this does kind of count as bluff I need you to roll 1d100's

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1639201

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1639201
We be bluffull

Rolled 53 (1d100)

>>1639201

RAIDE ZA RIGHTNING!

>>1639216
so close, the dice was a 55

writing

(also should I roll and then you guys try to beat my roll with higher rolls just so it looks less like I am just screwing around and being a dick?)

>>1639222

That'd be good, so says the trips

>>1639222
I think having a base percentage to add to rolls for certain characters would be good. Eventually, I would like to think that failing at certain things would be impossible.

>>1639096
"like I said, I was able to see the golf ball move, so cut the shit and tell me what was that"

Andrew rolls his eye's

"why don't you cut the shit and tell me what you saw, you clearly seen that my golf club is not norma. So I will ask you one more time or else you will get to see what it can do other than just hitting perfect shots in golf games so think very carefully of what you say next"

He sounds serious, what do you do?

>premptive strike with your stand, if he's going to fight might as well get the first nick in

>tell him about your stand

>tell him if he want's to fight then we need to take it outside

>other

>>1639235
yeah I will test that out

>>1639244
It will take sometime to put those in but I will try

>>1639266
We got an A speed and B range, knock him senseless and keep control of the situation

>>1639301
so premptive strike with your stand or fight him outside because remember we are still in the dining hall with other people in it?

>>1639343
I want to do a preemptive strike, make it fast and hard to notice but knock him senseless. He won't bleed that much if we hit him in the temple, will he?

>>1639350
nope however a dice roll is needed

>>1639343
I mean, with our speed there's no way he'll be able to catch these hands, right?

Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1639355
alright then, here's a roll

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1639357
Your speed is fast however he is also a stand user to so he has the potential to be fast enough

forgot to roll Andrew's roll

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1639362
Welp,lets try to save this...

>>1639360
>>1639368
h-he fast, writing

>>1639266
If it's a fight he want's it's a fight he get's, preemptive strike time. Your stand comes out a lightning speed to connect a punch to his forehead however before your punch could land his golf club, comes from out of nowhere and blocks the strike.

"so that's how you saw me, you're a stand user like me."

"the hell's a stand"

"a manifestation of one's fighting spirit, I would tell you more however I cannot talk to an unconscious kid. But first, let's take this outside since I refuse to ruin my favorite golfing spot"

Christ, this could have gone better, still as Andrew get's up you follow suit to head outside to the parking lot. While walking Andrew ask's

"have you named your's"

"my what?"

"Your stand"

"oh uhh no, not yet"

"Well I am not to surprised, mine is Ten cent's a dance"

Stand Master [Andrew Valasco]

Stand Name [Ten cent's a dance}

Power E
Speed B
Endurance B
Precision B
Range A
Development Potential C

"just shut up and keep walking"

Once you both make it out to the parking lot, you both get ready for the fight however, surprisingly Andrew say's

"you go first since it clearly looks like you're out classed"

what do fighter?

(Also have we decided our stand name yet?)

>>1639433
forgot to mention his ability is that his golf club can manifest golf balls and hit them extremely hard which are homing

>>1639433
we have better speed AND power than this guy, ora ora ora him to hell while shooting electricity from your fists

>>1639450
This i guess but dont say ora,we need our own battle cry

>>1639450
Also I am going to try out a new dice rule as well. for every ability stat you have over your opponent you get to add plus 10

like for instance in this fight with Andrew since you have him by up 1 in power, 1 in speed, 1 in endurance and 1 in developmental potential you can add plus 40% to your roll's however he has better precision by 1 and range by 1 he would get 20%

does that sound like a good dice system or do you all have better suggestions?

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1639468
I had an idea for something. Here's a d100 first, though.

Basically, you take your effective skill in something (like maybe 5) and divide it by the opponent's effective skill in the defending stat (maybe 4) times two.
It would come out to 5/8, which would leave a fraction. Multiply it by 100 and round down and you have your chance of success. The only problem is, you'd either have to subtract that number from 100 or try to roll UNDER the number you got.

>>1639450
>>1639454
ora ora ora ora ora it is.

Roll your standard best 1d100 out of three dice rolls since I realized I am just being an autist by complicating things


>>1639475
That's not a half bad idea, I will have the dice rules more sorted out by tomorrow however for now I will just stick to the classic best 1d100's out of three for now

Rolled 45 (1d100)

I vote for naming the Stand [Ride the Lightning]
>>1639480
rolling

>>1639468
>>1639475
medium roll not bad

writing,

last post of the night since I am going to be heading out with my family to celebrate fourth of july, we I will start another session on friday and I will have a much more fleshed out dice system

(sorry for the incompetence)

>>1639433
You punch him as he is talking, pompous idiots need to shut up every once in a while. Though you hit him with a light jab it broke his nose and shocked him

"how the hell can a stand move t-that fast"

"because, speed is incalculable when [riding the lightning]"

You follow it up with faster jabs charged with electricity and then deliver a final punch to his gut. He reels back in utter shock (figuratively and literally) as he twitches slightly from it. However he starts laughing

"looks like I underestimated you kid"

His stand starts to appear

"but it will take more than that put me down"

something tells you this will be harder than you thought


Thank you for tuning in, next session is friday and I will have a better dice system ready by then.

>>1639537
I'm looking forward to it. See you here on Friday

>>1639537
Thanks for running Des.
So,do you have a story planned ahead?

>>1639565
yeah I have an entire story planned, I still need to hammer out the details and actually get a good dice system in play but other than that I am ready to go

yet another jojo's bizarre adventre quest session, des monies pulls his head out of his ass edition, will begin in an hour and thirty mins. In the mean time I finally managed to put together a dice system researched by top autistic scientists and it is the following.


Dice roll RULES

ROLLING: another JoJo’s Bizarre quest uses a d100 rolling. The default table for significant actions the tiers of success requiring a roll is as follows:

1 CRITICAL MISS,
2-10: Definite Miss
11-89: Various Degrees of Success
90-99: Definite Success
100: OVERPOSE!

1s and 100s cannot be overturned unless the other is rolled to cancel it out. Otherwise, the highest tier of success achieved goes.


WHAT DO STATS DO?: The stats do two things. First, they extend the “Definite Success” range of a Stand’s actions, as follows:

E: No change (90-99)
D: 80-99
C: 75-99
B: 70-99
A: 65-99
BATTLE SYSTEM: There is no flat health value, nor is there any flat way to determine damage sustained due to an attack. Powers can tend to inflict conditions that the enemy has to deal with, and you don’t necessarily have to KO an enemy to take him or her out of the fight. A given power may inflict a condition that the player will have to contend against in some manner, similar to a FATE aspect. For example, if a Stand has the power to throw around gravity wells, and the user catches an enemy in the range of one of his wells, the target would, reasonably, be “weighed down” by the enhanced gravity due to the gravity well; it would be harder to move around and avoid any further attacks unless the well can be dispelled somehow. Treat the effects of a power similar to how you would treat any trait, except it is (usually) temporary in nature. Conditions are ranked from 1 (minor) to 5 (strong). Conditions also tend to stack upon each other, so it is best to try to get rid of conditions before they cripple your character. Even though a character may be heavily crippled by conditions, it doesn’t necessarily mean they are always out of the fight. It will be significantly harder to perform actions you want, but depending on the nature of the condition, you might still have an out if you can figure a way out of the condition yourself or can get backup from someone else. Just because you’re down doesn’t always mean you’re out.

>>1643631

A pretty good system there Iowa. I just have a few questions for this quest:

Can we learn Hamon?

Could we find Stand arrows?

What's our chances of meeting with canon characters?

>>1643657
>Can we learn Hamon?

if you want to of course.

>Could we find Stand arrows?

It would be extremely rare but yes

>What's our chances of meeting with canon characters?

depending on the circumstances its pretty high, especially if you go down the learning hamon route

>>1643660

Well have I got a shenanigans worthy plan set up for this!

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Session start (sorry for taking 30 mins longer, friend had some car problems)

here is our dice and battle system >>1643631

and these are josh's stand stats

Stand user [Josh Borkowsk]

Stand name [Ride the Lightning]
>power C
>speed A
>endurance A
>precision C
>development potential B
>range B

>it has the ability to conduct and manipulate electricity of almost any voltage and to shoot short bursts of said electricity however it cannot conduct through rubber

Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.
You are in the middle of a stand battle with a man in sneakers, pink polo shirt and cackies with a mean golf club. Right now he's stunned from your attack

what do fighter?

>Continue your barrage of punches, if it worked once it will work again
>Shock him with your stand ability, he may know of its speed but not if its ability
>other (write in)

>>1643942

>Continue your barrage of punches, if it worked once it will work again

I propose we make our Stand's version of Ora/Muda. Anyone have ideas?

>>1643998
roll me a 1d100

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1644018

Guess shit's empty, well I better hold down the fort

>>1644157
most likely the reason the quest is empty is the fact I had a really shitty start, I am still learning how to be a good QM and there probably is not that high of a demand for a jojo quest, which I can understand those following reasons completely but I am having fun doing it so I am still going to continue


also writing

>>1644170

Muy bueno to hear, I'm looking forward to set my plan into motion. It's metagamey but I'll keep it a secret to me, myself, and I.

Because goddamn it'll be great

>>1644157
You continue your barrage of fists, at the start it looks like you are overwhelming him however he is not falling for it a second time and during the exchange his golf club comes from what seems like out of no where and beats you off.

This wouldn't have been a problem if his stand didn't hit 4 golf balls heading straight for you

"You might be fast but you aren't fast enough"

What do warsaw waggler?

>hit the golf balls our of the air, yes you are and you hate liars

>dodge them, not worth getting hit by one of these

>other (write in)

>>1644187

>other (write in)

Parry the golfballs, then grab the golf club and send electricity up through it

>>1644197
this

>>1644197
>>1644201
Now we're getting crafty, 1d100 please

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1644201

We've got a new one, anon I have a plan for this quest. Just need a few things first

>>1644215

ORIYA!

>>1644219

Well guess anon's gone. Can I roll again?

>>1644234
sorry, one roll per anon (or in this case one roll for one anon)

writing

>>1644187
Maybe you can end this by shocking the golf club, you parry all 4 golf balls and grab the club and shock it. As an electric current shoots up the club you can hear a wince of pain coming from Andrew. But then he starts laughing.

"Do you really think those golf balls are normal?"

"what are you on abo-"

Suddenly you see those same golf balls he mentioned rocketing towards you at blinding speeds all aiming for your head.

>Andrew's conditions

Paralyzed arm (threat level, 2), decreases his speed at which he can shoot out said golf balls

>>1644250
Forgot to add, what do golf practice?

>destroy the golf balls, you don't wanna know how hard those things hit
>use Andrew as a shield against them, bastard needs a taste of his own medicinde
>other (write in

>>1644250

>use Andrew as a shield against them, bastard needs a taste of his own medicine

Should that not be effective enough

>other (write in

Electrified ORAs to his balls

>>1644268
actually with the dice set up, that was in the partial successes, while yes you did manage to get the golf balls away from hitting you however your electric shock did not deal a lot of damage and those golf balls are still in the air

>>1644268
his golf balls or his actual balls?

>>1644289

I want to bash his balls enough so that he never can have kids again

>>1644300
I mean, ok, roll 1d100 for a botch circumcision on him

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1644309

Feel the suffering of a thousand Jew babies

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1644309
That is a bit too much but...

>>1644317

My rolls are terrible

>>1644317
>>1644320
welp that's not going to fair well, writing

>>1644317
>>1644320
Though it's dirt ass all hell, if it wins the fight it wins the fight. You go right for Andrew's balls however he saw what you were about to do almost instantly and fired off another golf ball straight into your own balls. That was bad however what makes it worse is when his other golf balls home in directly onto you and hit their mark, hitting you in the arms, legs and one into your hip.

"all's fair in love in war I understand however lets not take that quote overboard"

He draws his golf club like he's going to start fencing with it right before he shoots two more of those homing bastard balls and starts to back away

>Andrew Valasco's conditions

paralyzed left arm (threat level 2)

>Josh Borkowsk's conditions

>broken hip, (threat level 3)
>demoralization (1)

what do wincing man?

>fuck this, parry the two golf balls and go directly for his ass
>shoot a small ball of electricity right at him in an attempt to make him break concentration of his homing golf balls
>other (write in)

>>1644361

>other (write in)

Do the club shock trick as before, and shock him in one of the eyes

>>1644407

And quick question. What kind of electrical things are around right now?

>>1644361
>shoot a small ball of electricity right at him in an attempt to make him break concentration of his homing golf balls

>>1644417

there are light posts, several cars, a juke box and and neon lights

>>1644407
>>1644420
it appears we have a tie

>>1644426

Could we use our Stand to transfer the flow of electricity into cunt boy here?

>>1644444
yes and it appears you're powerful as shit quints agree

>>1644445

Well it seems I got shot with two Stand arrows. I think I'll call my Stand: [Slow Ride Requiem]

By the power vested in my quints, I say give them the treatment of the dry sponge scene in Green Mile

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1644464
>>1644420
alright since we have a tie I am going to roll to see which plan josh goes for

>>1644464
well it seems your plan won, now we just need some 1d100's

Rolled 92 (1d100)

>>1644478

Bueno. I STRIKE WITH THE POWER OF ZEUS

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1644488
Dayum,lets see if i can beat that

>>1644488
calm down zeus he's only human

>writing

>>1644507

YOU CANNOT DENY MY QUINTS, AND NOW MY TRIPS AND DUBS! I SHALL RULE OVER THESE MERE MORTALS, AND STRIKE DOWN THOSE WHO DISPLEASE ME WITH MY DIVINE LIGHTNING! AND I'LL FATHER ALL THE BASTARD CHILDREN I SO PLEASE BEHIND MY BITCH SISTER-WIFE'S BACK!

>>1644361
Ok you had it with this shit's constant golf balls and bullshit in general. You look around the parking lot, electricity, electricity everywhere. Power lines, juke boxes, neon lights, car batteries and so much more. This, this is how you will kick this man's ass to warsaw and back. By using your stand you start to gather electricity all around you from every source within 30 meters to wind up for your most powerful attack yet. Andrew's eyes widen with fear and he can only mutter one word

"N-NANI!?!"

Before he could continue however you release a bloody battle cry

"ORYIA!"

You shoot out a blast of pure lightning. It slams into the golf balls, shattering them into pieces almost instantly. Andrew tries to run away but it is to late, the lightning blasts directly into Andrew's back, and with a satisfying crack, he falls to the ground. Motionless.

Andrew's condition's

Paralyzed from the neck down (threat level 5)
Demoralized (threat level 4)
Broken back (threat level 4)

Josh's conditions

[REMOVED] demoralization (threat level 1)
Broken hip (threat level 3)

What do you do now, zeus?

>finish him with a lightning punch
>finish him with a lightning oryia oryia oryia
>make sure he's not dead

>make sure he's not dead
He is a cunt but maybe this was a bit too much..

>>1644543
>make sure he's not dead

>>1644543

Goddamn that was satisfying

>Write in

"You see mister Andrew, while you were busy playing the game of the 'O I hast defeated thou' levels of villain smugness. I realized how much electricity is around, so I figured I'd play the part of Zeus. In other words!"

>Charge up lightning into an index finger

"Game! Set! Match!"

And then

>Give him a lightning charged flick

>>1644548
>>1644561
>>1644565
hmmm, interesting, writing

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>>1644543
Man was that satisfying, but you really, really need to make sure you did not kill the dick, it's bad for your reputation in the golf course to kill customers on the first day. You walk up to the now broken Andrew who's body is slightly twitching and convulsing from the effect of the lightning attack. You are about to check his heart to make sure its still beating when you here Andrew pipe up in a groan/wincing tone.

"Christ kid, if you are going to try and strike me down like god himself, at least warn a middle aged man first. It's already bad enough I am starting to get arthritis I don't need to become a living power cable while I am at it"

"Mr Andrew, this is why you don't play the game of "O I hast defeated thou" with villian smugness. You didn't realize how much electricity was around, so I figured I could play pretend that I was zeus. So in other words. Game! Set! Match!"

Andrew through labored breathing laughs

"Oh shut up smart ass and tell your boss I slipped on a puddle and that you will be taking me to a hospital. We need to get out of sight right now and talk"

Wait what

"why's that Andrew?"

"Because the police officers around here hate stand user's especially their chief"

You gained a new ability!
By gathering around the energy around you, you can release a powerful lightning attack that (when rolled well) can paralyze opponents for 1 to 3 turns however it has a cool down of 10 turns so use it carefully!

Anyway's that's it for yet jojo's bizarre adventure quest session. Tune in tomorrow at around 3:00 to 5:00pm to see what Andrew is talking about and what the police has to do with anything!

>>1644598
In other notes.

I should not say you gained an ability, more along the lines of a new technique

>>1644598
What a Ride! I didn't like our stand at first but now it seems it can be quite fun to use.
Thanks for running Des.

>>1644615
Oh,we are forgetting something.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
TO BE CONTINUED

>>1644626

Glad you remembered, now for my plan of shenanigans:

First things first, we'll need to learn how to do Hamon. Second, we'll need a stone mask

>>1644699
I hope you are not planning to use the mask... First, we would lose Hamon as a vampire. Second, we would be 16 forever.

>>1644711

Yeah, come to think of it my plan wouldn't necessarily need Hamon. However, it would need the mask.

Because my plan wouldn't work in any other JoJo part. Thank God we're in Battle Tendency

Well that way better than my attempt at a jojo thread.

I'm excited for the today's session.

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Session start

here is our dice and battle system >>1643631

and these are josh's stand stats

Stand user [Josh Borkowsk]

Stand name [Ride the Lightning]
>power C
>speed A
>endurance A
>precision C
>development potential B
>range B

>it has the ability to conduct and manipulate electricity of almost any voltage and to shoot short bursts of said electricity however it cannot conduct through rubber

Out of all the places you could have possibly moved to, why on earth did it have to be the most boring. Almost nothing happens here, hell, even the names of the streets sound dull, Merle Hay road. No matter you are josh Borkowsk, age, 16, a polish immigrant who fled the brewing bar fight known as Europe, because we needed wwii, german boogaloo. Moved to des monies Iowa for the reasons previously mentioned.

Man was that satisfying, but you really, really need to make sure you did not kill the dick, it's bad for your reputation in the golf course to kill customers on the first day. You walk up to the now broken Andrew who's body is slightly twitching and convulsing from the effect of the lightning attack. You are about to check his heart to make sure its still beating when you here Andrew pipe up in a groan/wincing tone.

"Christ kid, if you are going to try and strike me down like god himself, at least warn a middle aged man first. It's already bad enough I am starting to get arthritis I don't need to become a living power cable while I am at it"

"Mr Andrew, this is why you don't play the game of "O I hast defeated thou" with villian smugness. You didn't realize how much electricity was around, so I figured I could play pretend that I was zeus. So in other words. Game! Set! Match!"

Andrew through labored breathing laughs

"Oh shut up smart ass and tell your boss I slipped on a puddle and that you will be taking me to a hospital. We need to get out of sight right now and talk"

Wait what

"why's that Andrew?"

"Because the police officers around here hate stand user's especially their chief"

what do, greek god?

>wait, what do you mean police cheif?
>do what he say's
>other (write in)

sorry for using an alternate alias for this, since I wanted to become a QM and if I screwed up hard for this I would have been able to at least salvage being a QM on this mongolian throat singing anonymous, image board

>>1646910
>wait, what do you mean police cheif?

>>1646910
>wait, what do you mean police chief?

>>1646960
>>1646966
Bad boy's whatchu want whatchu gonna do? when sherif john brown's writing for you

>>1646960
>>1646966

"wait, what do you mean by police cheif?"

"to make a long story short the police are not only on to stand users, but also have stands themselves. Now go tell your boss we need to go to the hospital now, before we get spotted"

This sounds weird but you also just fought a man with homing golf balls that can break bones so it cannot get any stranger. Never the less while supporting you head inside to tell lewis what happened both surprised.

"lewis I need to go to the hospital since Mr Andrew slipped on a puddle while walking back to his car"

Though lewis, surprised gives you the green light and you head back to the parking and you are about to enter his car when Andrew reminds you

"Two things, one, I bet you don't have a license to drive my car and two I cannot fucking drive"

"Wait why?"

"Gee I don't know, its not like you blasted me with a bolt of lightning and paralyzed me from the waste god damn down."

What do medic?

>just walk with him on the street, he isn't that heavy
>grab a cab, they are all over the place
>other (write in)

hmmmmm, due to the thread not showing up on the last bumped at all, I might need to make a new thread

>>1647031
>grab a cab, they are all over the place

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1647031

>grab a cab, they are all over the place

>>1647053

You're almost in every thread I am French, I'm going to roll a D2. 1 you're stalking me, 2 is I'm stalking you

>>1647031
>grab a cab, they are all over the place

>>1647064
>>1647065
>>1647087
Taxi! Taxi!

writing

>>1647031
Shit he's right, while normally you would walk since you don't like spending cash on cabs when you could just walk, this guy has to be loaded with money. You walk out into the street and start whistling and try grabbing the attention of cab drivers driving around, however, in the corner of your eye, you spot to police officers starring at you. How long have they been there? Before you can even think about why they are starring at you as soon as you looked over to them, they darted into the ally way. The hell was that?

Besides that strange encounter, you finally manage to grab a taxi and you enter the back passenger seat of the car and help Andrew into his side. The cab turns away from the road and ask's you where do you want to head out.

"I need you to take us to the neare-"

Andrew cuts you off

"Take us to chamberlain heights, stat!"

"what he said?"

After a quick 30 minute drive, you arrived in chamberlain heights, and good lord this man must have some deep pockets to afford even half of this. After Andrew allowed you to take his wallet and pay him. You arrive at his house.

Opening the door for Andrew, you help him walk into his house and plop him on the couch.

what do, helper?

>So you brought me into your house and not the hospital, nice job...
>So about those policemen...
>other (write in)

>>1647260
>So about those policemen...

>>1647260

>So you brought me into your house and not the hospital, nice job...
>So about those policemen...

French while you and I have differing opinions on DC waifus. You're doing God's work with this quest

>>1647260
>So you brought me into your house and not the hospital, nice job...

>>1647274
>>1647283
But come on anon's home is where the heart is.


writing

>>>>1647260
"So let me get this straight, instead of actually going to a hospital, you want to go back to your house and tune in to Orson Welles, why!?!"

"calm down kid, have some faith in me, besides in a normal hospital situation, it would have taken months for me to get back to walking when I have instant healing right in my house."

"how is that even possible?"

"like this, Rebecca, I need help"

As soon as he said that a girl at the very most, in her early twenties comes walking out, in a maids outfit. How rich is this bastard of a fat cat?

"Sir?"

"I had a... Complication at the local golf course and i've been paralyzed from the neck down and with a broken back."

"and how did that happen?"

"From our guest here, turns out the kid is a powerful stand user and went full on zeus on me. Bolts of lightning are hard to out run let alone dodge"

"Wait what!"

"Don't slap him ple-"

well she didn't slap you, just hooked you in the right jaw and christ did it hurt.

"WHY THE HELL DID YOU ATTACK HIM YOU JERK"

"God damnit not now Rebecca you can fight the kid later right now I kind of need your help to walk again"

"This isn't over"

After that... interaction she heads over to Andrew and surveys the damage. After a couple of minutes however she yells something

"Reiki Chiyu OVERDRIVE"

Her fist starts glowing a bright pink and then she starts punching Andrew. You were about to try and stop her but as soon as she starts she stops, after a few cracks, pops and laughter at the face you are making. Andrew finally stands back up.

"good as new. Now you wanted to talk about those cops I mentioned?"

What do?

>screw that I wanna know what the hell was that all about
>yeah you never really explained that whole cop bit well
>other (write in)

>>1647446

>yeah you never really explained that whole cop bit well

>other (write in)

>"And how the hell did she just beat the shit out of you, and for some reason you just got healed?"

>>1647446
>screw that I wanna know what the hell was that all about
HAMON YES

>>1647446
>>yeah you never really explained that whole cop bit well
>>other (write in)
>>"And how the hell did she just beat the shit out of you, and for some reason you just got healed?"

>>1647480

Toruc! My nigga how's it been?

>>1647471
>>1647480
Cop stand user questions and wanting to know what the hell that is it is then.


Writing

>>1647446
"yeah you never explained that whole cop thing well"

"well ok then before we get started then, rebecca can you heal the kids hip, its out of place and I think I broke it"

Rebecca smiles

"with pleasure"

"wait a minute"

Before you could speak her still glowing pink fist hits you what felt like a force of a dump truck. As you are about to scream in agony the pain suddenly goes away, you feel your hip has moved back into place and it's not painful to walk again. This day keeps getting more and more bizarre, Andrew ask's you to sit now that your hip isn't broken.

"Des monies has always been a quite city with not that much crime. Because its mildly hard to commite crimes when the police have an iron fist around the entire city. Almost everyone know's this due to them constantly shaking down stores, restaurants and imposing borderline martial law if someone fucks up. To put it lightly this place became a mini dictatorship and not much of the politicians can do about it since they are either apart of it, can't do anything about it or magically disappear from the public eye."

"But how do they know about these ghosts we have"

"They are called stand's, please don't be an idiot and call them something else for the 100th time. But back on topic, their police chiefs, Sergeants have stands of their own stands as well. Its a fucking nightmare down here"

"and why doesn't anyone do anything about it like rise up?"

"Because kid, they not only have stands of their own but hey are everywhere. Like a toxin that is slowly rotting the entire city"

"christ that's terrible"

"you don't know the half of it"

No wonder this city is boring, they want to keep everything quiet. Now that you got your police question out of they way, the hell was that girl doing punching Andrew.

"Thanks for answering that however the fuck was that thing rebecca did?"

"You don't even know what hamon is? even though you have spirit hamon? christ kid where did you grow up?"

"in a small polish village..."

"that explains the broken english from time to time."

what do?

>continue asking questions about hamon and maybe ask if you can learn it,
>other (write in)

>>1647683
>continue asking questions about hamon and maybe ask if you can learn it,

>>1647683
>continue asking questions about hamon and maybe ask if you can learn it,

>>1647683

>continue asking questions about hamon and maybe ask if you can learn it,

Is Andrew going to be the Zeppili to our Jonathan? And should we decide to learn Hamon, Rebecca the Lisa Lisa to our Joseph only minus the mom-son relationship?

>>1647711
>>1647718
>>1647730
Hon Hon Hon, overwhelming support for hamon training.

writing

>>1647773

Just for memory's sake, Straizo kept his ability to preform Hamon after becoming a vampire right?

>>1647825
Looks like he did,but it actually made him weaker.
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Straits

>>1647683
That kind of power, combined with your stand could, possibly, yield powerful results. And looks like you found just the guy to do teach you.

"Is it possible to learn such powers?"

"why would you want to master basic hamon? You already have a powerful stand that can effect electricity that's the fastest thing I have ever seen. And yet you want to master basic hammon?"

You nod

"Yes, I cannot even imagine the possibilities due to how numerous hey are!"

Andrew sighs

"Well then, if you want to learn hammon, I am not exactly the guy to come to. Rebeccas however has a ton of connections to other hamon masters, in fact she can teach you a few moves herself, though she isn't a master herself and only focused on practical hamon and only one combat based one. Rebecca, don't you know a couple of hamon moves you can teach to a beginner?"

"Yes, a few however I am not teaching him a thing unless he apologizes to you for that paralyzing you and beating you to a pulp"

Andrew smirks and turns to you

"you heard the lovely lady, if you want to learn how to use hammon you have to apologize to mwah"

God damnit. You swallow your pride however

"I am apologize for harming during your fight and paralyzing you. Now can I please learn what you did? please?"

Andrew chuckles under his breath while you ass kiss him

"I can teach you a few moves however if you want to learn some of the harder ones, you are going to have to talk to a friend of mine to learn more. God only know's where she is now"

You smile

"o tak! When can we start!"

"Tomorrow, since Andrew is going to the opening of the des monies museum of human history"

Andrew goes wide eyed

"Wait what time is it now"

"About 3:00pm, don't tell me you forgot"

"I might have, never the less I have to go to that history opening."

He pauses

"want to come along to? If lewis gets mad at you I can tell him that you helped me through out the day and put in good words for you."

what do?

>come along to that history museum, why not since he's offering
>head back ho
>something else (write in)

>>1647911

>come along to that history museum, why not since he's offering

I'm actually starting to like him more now

>>1647911
>come along to that history museum, why not since he's offering

>>1647911
Is there anything else we need to know? If not, we can just meet with him tomorrow

>>1647911
>come along to that history museum, why not since he's offering
Yeah sure,I wanna get to know this guy.

>>1647931
I mean it is a way to get to know Andrew a bit and the origin of his and your stands and how they manifested
plus there has been interesting artifacts found in the form of stone masks that archeologists keep digging up in mexican aztec ruins...

Anons, I think I should tell my plan. While metagamey as you can believe, it's one that's good and one Dio would probably like

>>1647928
>>1647930
>>1647933
Off to the opening of the des monies human history museum it is


writing

>>1647965

>That spoiler

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>>1647911
Eh why not, if he's offering and it won't get in the way of your normal job.

"Sure, I don't have much to do anyway's and it would be nice to tell my parents that I am actually making some friends in this city"

Andrew smiles

"now that's the attitude I like"

He starts heading off into what looks like his garage, and by god the cars. There has to be at least 8 of them, some big, some small but luxurious as all get out.

"I am a bit of an auto fanatic ever since I drove one in 1921, ever since then i've had a borderline obsession with it"

Rebecca chimes in

"Borderline? You've went over that said border when you bought your 5th one..."

"Ok so maybe its worse than I think"

Once you and Andrew start getting into the car and Rebecca starts heading inside Andrew starts the engine, opens the garage door and then you both head off to the museum. After you are on the road Andrew asks you

"So do you have a name? You've probably already told me but I am terrible with names."

"Josh, Josh Borkowsk"

"Perfect, now that we've gotten names, fighting and make up out of the way, time for the important questions. When did you manifest your stand"

Bold question but you answer him truthfully

"Around 1931, when I was only 11, after eating dinner I got ready for bed and then fell asleep. But in the middle of the night a rat crept into my room while I was sleeping and into my bed and bit my leg, when I woke up to it and finally saw it I panic and wished I punched it away. Then a giant light blue and orange hand came out of what seemed like nowhere and hit the rat so hard it slammed into the wall, leaving it a bloody smear on it."

You still remembered it like it was yesterday, you even got out of bed to examine the now dead rat body while partially scared about what that was and why it did that. Then you summoned it by thinking about it appearing again, its image was awe inspiring. A ghost fully cladded in roman legionary armor and roman sandals with lightning symbols all over its gauntlets and the side of its helmet. its skin was orange while its armor was light blue. Though intimidating, you somehow knew, in your guy, it would not attack you.

You continue your story

"I discovered its electric powers when my aunt blyskawica had a heart attack. I did not know what to do so I tried CPR but when I tried it electricity came out of my hand like defibrillator and shocked my aunt, restarting her heart"

Andrew snickers

"A rat helped you manifest your stand, really?"

You laugh

"Give me a break, it was a big rat at least the size of my foot. It freaked me out."

"Well my story isn't better, I got mine from playing golf with my dad once and got angry he was beating me and then, right on the spot, Mine manifested in my golf bag as I pulled out. I won big that day against him and man was he pissed"

Well what do you know, you are here already, time flies when you are talking I guess.

what do?

>follow Andrew
>head into the museum
>other (write in)

>>1648113
>follow Andrew

Also quick announcement but I am taking a quick 1 hour break, I will be back to count votes and write

Back from my break.

writing

>>1648113
You follow Andrew up the steps and right in front of the doors that lead into the museum. Its adorned in a ribbon with two older men in front of it, one in a tuxedo, dress shoes and bow tie holding a giant pair of scissors while the other is in another tuxedo with a normal tie, dress shoes and bowler hat. The one in the bowler hat does not look too pleased with Andrew at all, and scoffs at you.

"Andrew, why did you bring this barely middle class kid to the grand opening of the Des monies human history museum?"

Andrew frowns

"He's my body guard, he may be young but he can fight like the best of them so he's staying with me."

"Is he really a body guard?"

"care to find out?"

"I'd rather not ruin the perfectly good suit and tie thank you very much"

"that's what I thought, now where's cooper?"

"In the bathroom, since we've been out here waiting for you for 10 minutes for you to arrive. You are not even formally dressed!"

"Don't get your tie in a knot, this will be quick, a couple of pictures taken and badabing badaboom we're done and it won't even matter"

Andrew looks behind himself to see photographers, journalists and interviewers start to gather at the bottom of the steps

"Now can it, the reporters are here"

"But cooper isn't here yet, he's been in the bathroom for 30 minutes we cannot have the photoshoot without him!"

what do?

>Tell Andrew that you will go find cooper
>just wait for him to return
>other (write in)

>>1648595
>>Tell Andrew that you will go find cooper

>>1648595

>Tell Andrew that you will go find cooper

What are the chances we find someone killing him? Medium to high

>>1648612
>>1648613
Off to find Cooper G herrying and his no good very terrible bad day


Writing

>>1648595
Though you've never met cooper before people just don't disappear for no good reason.

"I will go inside to see if he's alright"

The man in the bowler hat signs with relief

"Thank you, I guess you are not completely worthless after all at being a expensive fetching dog. He should be fine however, he was escorted by two police men"

Andrew's shocked expression escapes his face for only a mili second by you until he puts back up a fake smile that looked at least convincing. You start walking into the the museum and you see an employee in complete outfit looking at a couple of the exhibits before you startle her with your question

"Do you know where a man named mr cooper went? We need him out front since the reporters are here."

"Yeah sure, he went down the hall to my right and then took a left."

You thank him and head down that very same path. Two things are off from the start, one, you did not see a single bathroom anywhere and two, this lead to another exhibit, it's aztec themed and for some reason its not with the rest of the other's. Once you open the giant metal door you see cooper on the ground beaten to a bloody pulp. Oh no here we go. You run up to him to check if he was alive, barely holding on. After hearing a crash you find two police officers looking at you with horrified expressions.

"Ohhhhh shit"

"John I thought you closed that damn door, now we have two bodies to deal with!"

What do?

>you are terrible at counting, there are three bodies you will deal with however they will be your own (attack them)
>The hell is this
>other (write in)

>>1648731

>other (write in)

>"We may be in Iowa, but I hope you bastards are ready to get the Texas treatment!"

>>1648731
>you are terrible at counting, there are three bodies you will deal with however they will be your own (attack them)

>>1648770
>>1648806
One hot plate of ass kicking coming up

(last battle and then after that session will be over)

>>1648770
Support. Fry the powder in their guns with electricity

>>1648731
"You are terrible at count, there are three bodies you will deal with however they will be your own!"

You ready your stand for combat, strangely enough one looks on in fear while the other just scratches his head. He looks over to his friend.

"Why are you scared, he's unarmed and not even that big. Just double team him"

"wait don-"

John's friend rushed you however with a swift punch from your stand you instantly knock him out. But to your surprise john starts laughing.

"Man my partner is a dumbass, however it won't matter once I kick your teeth in with my stand [Rusty cage]"

John ready's up his stand as well

what do?

>lightning oryia oryia oryia him
>blind him with a quick flash of electricity
>take out the lights in the
>other (write in)


Stand user John Crenshaw

Stand name Rusty Cage

>Power B
>Speed E
>Endurance C
>precision A
>developmental potential E
>range C

>ability

>it can fire a heated projectile likened to that of an artillery shell, these can range from explosions the size of your finger, to explosions the size of a 75mm sherman main battle tank shell

>>1648888
Checked.
Take the electricity from the bathroom and take cover.

>>1648894
Of course I mean ALL the electricity. Total blackout

>>1648900

I say we get this guy soaked first, cause water to spray him down and then we shock him.

>>1648910
I don't know if our Stand is strong enough to break the faucet or toilets. C is regular human strength

>>1648920
Who's saying you have to break the water faucet, you can trigger the fire sprinklers in here since in the 30s they did have some

>>1648920

Well we could just turn on all the faucets, then lead him in the dark with your blackout idea. Then once he ends up slipping, we send out a shock into the water using all the electricity we absorbed

>>1648933
That could work, but then we would also be soaked in water. Would we be able to zap the water without zapping ourselves? Would we have to roll precision for it?

>>1648939
yes you would

>>1648935
That would work. I'll support.

>>1648935
>>1648947
roll me a 1d100

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1648969

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1648969
Here we go!

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>1648969

IN THE NAME OF I! WHO IS ZEUS AND THOR, I SHALL STRIKE YE DOWN WITH DIVINE LIGHTING!

After you're washed up first

>>1648982
ayyyyy if it wasn't your roll you would have shocked your self


Writing

>>1648888
With no hesitation you aim for the fire sprinkler system and direct your stand to fire a bolt of lightning into it a sprinkler head. Then water starts spraying all around the exhibit, covering both you and John in water. You quickly jump above a wooden crate near you to not get electrocuted and then your stand smashes his hand into the now water soaked ground and shocked it. John jolts upwards in a mix of pain and confusion. However he then gets quickly back up to his feet and you can see clear anger in his eyes

"OK SHIT STAIN IF YOU WANNA JOIN THE BIG LEAGUES THEN YOU HAVE TO HIT LIKE EM"

His stand's right hand transforms into a giant cannon and fires off two artillery shells aiming right for you

what do?
>dodge the shells
>try and blast both shells with quick lightning to blow them up in mid air
>other (write in)

>Josh's conditions

NONE


>John's conditions

>Surprised (threat level 3)
>slowed due to mild paralyzes in his legs from the lightning (threat level 2)

>>1649045
Dodge the shells and drain the electricity from the building. Zap the gun at his waist, fry the powder to make the gun explode

>>1649045
>>try and blast both shells with quick lightning to blow them up in mid air

>>1649074
>>1649089
it appears we need a tie breaker

>>1649074

This'll do

>>1649074
>>1649111
roll 2d100's

first one for learning potential, second for precision

Rolled 98, 15 = 113 (2d100)

>>1649128

Rolled 78, 99 = 177 (2d100)

>>1649128
Potential, then precision

>>1649130
>>1649139

I feel like I have no need to roll, because goddamn man

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>>1649130
>>1649139
h-he got Z A P P E D

writing

>>1649150

As you write I'll come up with a name for the previous big hit move we used in the first fight.

>>1649045
Ok this shmuck ain't an Andrew level of cockiness however that fucking brooklyn accent has to end. You dodge both shells and go in for the killing blow. You Gather all of the electricity within the building, john starts to roll his eyes out of smugness and comedy

"Listen kid, I know you want to be a living lightning rod but can you please act out your kink when you are not in a battle"

You let loose a gigantic bolt of lightning from draining the entire building of its electricity. John goes from smug to afraid in a matter of seconds

"SWEET MARY JOSEPH"

The lightning hits with another satisfying crack and john falls to his knees, wincing in even more pain then what andrew endured, but somehow his arrogance is still there though you can barely hear it through his labored breathing

"I-Is that the best ya got, I can do this all day long"

What do, thor?

>finish him off with oryia oryia oryia
>leave, he's most likely done for
>other (write in)

>>1649182
Give him the finisher oriya! Three page spread oriya!

>>1649182

>other (write in)

>"Well, let's put that theory to the test shall we?"

Do what this man asks French, >>1649197

Do it for Madame Rogue

>>1649197
>>1649200
Alrighty,I follow your lead guys.

>>1649176

Alright, got a name. For the big attack that takes the electricity from nearly everything surrounding us, I propose:

[HIT THE LIGHTS]

Stand's name is already based on a Metallica song. Might as well go for another

Forgot to mentions john's and josh's conditions

>John's conditions

Broken shoulder and arm (threat level 4)

Fear (threat level 5)

Paralyzed (threat level 4)

Demoralized (threat level 5)


>josh's

NONE

>>1649197
>>1649200
>>1649211
1d100's without tax please

>>1649221
I like it but remember this isn't an extra ability josh has, its just a technique

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1649229
ORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYAORIYA

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1649229

I got it French, now if you'll excuse me

ORIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYIYYIYIYIYIYORRRRIYA!!

>>1649231
Punch ghosts are the best


writing

Rolled 85 (1d100)

>>1649229
Catch these fists!

>>1649182
"then let's put that theory to the test"

You rush him and seeing his eyes bug out nearly out of his skull is rewarding enough but what comes next is absolutely worth everything. As you rush him [Ride the Lightning] appears right next to you, you turn to look at him and, though it is hard to see it, has the biggest smile you have ever seen on him. Once you are finally right in front of john you can tell why he was smiling like a mad man, with a loud war cry it begines

"ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIA ORYIAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

A flurry of fists so fast it looks like their are ten arms reaching out to punch john. Every hit sounds like he's been shot by a shotgun and his body contorts in way's you only seen in polish circuses, except with a lot more cracking screaming and tears involved. After what seems like a full minute [Ride the Lightning] finally finishes it with an upper cut to the jaw. If this man wasn't broken, he was now. You hear the sounds of shoes hitting the ground and you turn to see Andrew, bowler and hat guy. Bowler hat guy looks stunned but Andrew is just trying not to burst out laughing. Bowler hat guy is the first to shout

"CALL AN AMBULANCE NOW"

Andrew then starts laughing, he couldn't hold it anymore

"for who! cooper or the man josh just zeused"

"COOPER"

"calm down, it was just a joke"

CONT

>>1649269

French, tell me. What did that flurry of Oriyas do to him? I NEED to know how much we've fucked him up

>>1649269
After 3 hours, an ambulance, several reporters and a laughing Andrew later, You finally get to talk to Andrew and tell him everything

"So the cop attacked cooper, but why?"

"Don't look at me, all I did was find the evidence for it."

You just remembered about the other cop that was with john

"Wait where is the other cop"

You scan the entire room. Nowhere to be found. Bowler hat guy walks right up to Andrew

"so that's why you keep him as a body guard?"

"Yes, have you talked to police yet? did they find anything unusual?"

"Nothing much, however almost all of our aztec stone mask's have been stolen!"

wait what


"but why would they want those?"

"I don't know but they are rather useless and cheap, they only sell for 20$ everywhere. Well whatever the case is, the ambulance crew said both men are fine and they will be tended to and should be in stable condition by tomorrow. However they are already saying that whoever the fellow you just clobbered will be suffering from PTSD from this event"

Andrew though confused chimes in as well

"Whatever the reason this cannot be tolerated and must be dealt with soon. Such artifacts can not go missing, wether expensive or cheap"

"agreed"

Andrew tells him that you and himself will be calling it a night and heading home. As you walk out into the parking lot he ask's

"want me to take you home, zeus?"

"That would be nice since its fucking 9:00pm and my folks will most likely be worried sick"

This is day is the strangest you have endured in your entire life. and something tells you that it will only get stranger

Das a wrap for this session however I will be posting relation statuses with the people you meat so far

next session will be tomorrow and in a new thread

>>1649304
[RETIRED]
>John's conditions

Afraid (threat level 5)
Broken chest, ribs, arms and legs (threat level 5)
PTSD (threat level 4)
Paralyzed (threat level 4)

>>1649317

So far in our fights we've fucked the guys we've fought up. But at least Andrew got a break and was healed, this John guy is gonna be in the hospital for months.

Goddamn do I love this Stand

>>1649311
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-Tdu4uKSZ3M
TO BE CONTINUED

Thanks for running Des. I've been liking the quest so far but you still need to get that BIZARRE charm of the franchise.
So,we are getting Hamon tomorrow guys! That will come handy in places where we dont have electricity, and to get some healing.

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Relation's between josh and others

Andrew Valasco: new friend/trust

"jesus, kid has some power in his stand, already he's left two people, including me, paralyzed due to Z E U S I N G them into oblivion. Maybe he can end these shitty police departments reign"

Rebecca Pyle: warming up/angered

"Don't know this kid personally however if Valasco trusts him I should trust him to. However I just cannot get over how badly he beaten poor Andrew."

Lewis/Daniel/Eric: neutral/co workers

"He's a hard worker and get's things done however I just don't know him that well to even call him a friend"

John Canyon: Afraid/PTSD induced

"GOD WHY DID YOU MATCH HIM AGAINST ME, I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE NOW, IN THE POWER CABLE , IN THE LIGHTS IN EVERYTHING ELECTRONIC. OH GOD I SEE HIM NOW GET AWAY FROM ME"

Klyde hipper: Afraid/smug

"Though I am very curtain john isn't recovering from that kids beatdown and lightning bolt. I still got away with the prize."
??? Interested

I knew john was no match for him but at least I would have expected him to preform... Better, guess that is the result of sending grunts to do the job of a professional. Still I wonder how powerful can this kid become. Only time will tell.
Stand Master [???]

Stand name [Hearts of Iron]

Stand stats

Power ?
Speed ?
Endurance ?
Development potential ?
Range ?

Ability

?

See you all tomorrow folks!

>>1649334

And should we ever see him again. We'll know by the sounds loud screams of terror and him going on about "I CAN FEEL EVERYTHING GETTING WET!" in realistic 'Nam style flashbacks to our fight.

Good times, now should there be a Stand arrow involved. If Chariot Requiem can do a bunch of weird shit and Gold Experience Requiem can be bullshit hax, I can only imagine what it'll hit us with.

And one question, what does [Ride the Lightning] look like? Because I'm picturing a blue and orange guy with power cable dreads, power outlet holes, and some cable horns sticking out of his head like bull horns.

>>1649355

Well a few things that have been rather bizzare:

>Golf club Stand that fires homing golf balls
>We saw a guy get healed by getting the shit kicked out of him by a girl
>We became friends with the first guy we fought

>>1649368

>"GOD WHY DID YOU MATCH HIM AGAINST ME, I SEE HIM EVERYWHERE NOW, IN THE POWER CABLE , IN THE LIGHTS IN EVERYTHING ELECTRONIC. OH GOD I SEE HIM NOW GET AWAY FROM ME"

Beautiful

>That spoiler

Oh shit we've got our own DIO coming our way everyone. Only weaker possibly weaker, possibly not a vampire, and possibly not blonde, BUT he won't be spewing out so many memes

>>1649396
>A ghost fully cladded in roman legionary armor and roman sandals with lightning symbols all over its gauntlets and the side of its helmet. its skin was orange while its armor was light blue
Something like a centurion i guess. Very similar to Star Platinum.

>>1649396
>that design

Fuckin hell man, all I pictured was a roman legionary with blue lightning engraves on his gauntlets and helmet with a hermes asthetics with sandals but good lawd I love your design to much now

>>1649396
I already made up stats and abilities for requiem.

Is fuggin scary mang.

I was also studying what [ride the lightning] would do if it was over haven but the name causes any man to explode due to how amazing it sounds


[Ride the Lightning Over Haven]

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>>1649430

>[Ride the Lightning Over Heaven]
>HNNNNNNNGGGGGGG

I think my jizz has now shot it's way into another reality, I can no longer feel anything from the dick downward, that was the greatest load I've ever have, will, or could possibly blow.

I can tell this quest is gonna do great things.

But a true question I have to ask is: Can we cockblock what Kars plan to have it work for us?

>>1649452
you will just have to find out tomorrow

Quick

announcement yet another jojo's bizarre adventure quest will be starting in two hours and in a new thread

Anybody wondering where the session is taking place I made a new thread in here >>1650943