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Last time on EDQ, I died since shit happened and I got lazy. However, I've come back with new knowledge and new ideas.

You currently are spying on your son, who's walking and talking with a servant.

"...Of course, the Empress herself ordered it,"

"Ordered what?"

"Well... Many things. The translated biography of Pyotr Nikolayevich Wrangel, along with a biography about Baron Roman von Ungern-Sternberg... Not to mention copies of Ilya Repin's work... Oh, and also a meeting with Cyril, Grand Duke of Russia..."

"...Why's she so interested with this Russian stuff?"

"How am I supposed to know? She apparently finds it fascinating."

"Oh."

"Not to mention she's distantly related to them, so of course she has an interest with them."

"She's related to... Who?"

"...She's related to the Romanov's. You know, how royal families prefer to marry each other?"

"Huh."

"If I remember, her father was a cousin to Nicholas the Second."

Interesting...
You've discovered Liz seems to enjoy Russian monarchist things! She's also apparently related to the Romanov's (and could in theory push a claim on them!)

"So um... Isn't the Empress also related to the Germans?"

"Yeah. She's actually if I remember, very close to them. She's too embarrased to talk about it at all though."

"Huh."

They continue on. Eventually they split up, and Mikhal gets in a truck...

What do you want to do?

>Follow in a car!
>Try to climb onto his truck?
>...Shift to your dragon form and follow from above? (Can choose a different size besides 200 stories!)
>Write-in
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>>1616851
>Follow in a car!
>>
You of course, decide to follow in a car.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1616920
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Allowing samefagging.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1616967
>>
Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1616967
>>
11+4=15

You manage to follow him. Mikhal is a somewhat sloppy driver, taking corners a bit too tight, and you count him running a red light at least once. Not to mention how he drives dangerously fast...

Eventually, you trail him to a warehouse on the edge of town. An orc seems to be standing outside, waiting for him...

The garage door opens, and you manage to get a brief glimpse at what seems to be plenty of cars...

Hm.

Actions

>Drive up to the warehouse?
>Attempt to watch from a distance?
>...See if you can find a way to sneak in or something?
>Leave.
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>>1617101
>Drive up to the warehouse?
>>
You decide to drive up to the warehouse...

How will you get in past the guard?

>Drive up, and inform him that your here to see your son, Mikhal?
>Drive up and come up with an excuse why your here? (Specify)
>...Ram the garage door.
>Write-in
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>>1617145
>Drive up, and inform him that your here to see your son, Mikhal
Just mention the part about seeing Mikhal. The son part is unnecessary.
>>
You decide to see if you can tell him that your here to see Mikhal..

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can come up with a convincing excuse to get inside?
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1617181
>>
14+4=18

You manage to convince the Orc your here to see Mikhal.

You get allowed inside. The first thing you notice are all the cars packed in the warehouse garage... A lot of them seem stylized, not what you'd expect, and clearly expensive... Alongside some motorcycles in the corner. You also hear what seems to be some rock and roll music coming from inside, and you open the door to see what seems to be a sort of underground bar so to speak... Lots of neon lights, some bikers at a bar, and a surprisingly large amount of different races here. A small group seems to formed around a drunken brawl between what seems to be a werewolf and a elf who seem to have gotten into a fight about something... You see a rather intoxicated elf attempting to hit on a rather undressed waitress, and getting slapped for his troubles... Oh, and a large burly minotaur bouncer guarding a door on the side...

You also notice a surprising amount of Nordic runes around the bar, with some small statues of Odin or something. It certainly seems whoever runs this place is an aficionado for the Nordic gods.

In a strange sense, it's a very shady place, with plenty of violence, but not for average filth off the streets... There's also some stairs going up and down. Not guarded either...

There's a few places you could go...

>Sit down at one of the booths? No bikers there, and you'll can examine the crowds to see if you can see Mikhal... Also maybe sample the food and get a nicer look at the waitresses here... You might even meet someone important in the underground.
>Go up to the bar. The bartender might know who the hell your looking for, though you might attract attention to yourself...
>...Try to get past that Minotaur bouncer. You'll get a shitload of attention on you, and you'll likely be kicked out.
>Head downstairs or upstairs...
>Write-in
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>>1617235
>Sit down at one of the booths? No bikers there, and you'll can examine the crowds to see if you can see Mikhal... Also maybe sample the food and get a nicer look at the waitresses here... You might even meet someone important in the underground.
>>
You of course, take a seat at a booth...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can learn about where Mikhal is.

+2 if you can try to think why the hell he's here of all places...
>>
Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1617285
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Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1617285
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18+2=20

You of course learn from a nice looking human waitress that your son's in the back in the garage, and is working in the workshop...

Apparently, in order to get there you have to get past the minotaur bouncer.

Huh.

What do you want to do anons?

>...Attempt to bypass the bouncer?
>...See what you can learn about this place...
>See if you can find out who runs this place?
>Ask about what most of the clients here are?
>...See if you can go up or down the stairs...
>Write-in
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>>1617373
>...See what you can learn about this place...
>>
>>1617373
>...See what you can learn about this place...
>>
Who do you want to talk to to see if you can learn more?

>Attempt to talk to the bouncer?
>Talk to the bartender?
>Find a customer or something?
>Try to talk further to one of the waitresses?
>Write-in
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>>1617614
>Try to talk further to one of the waitresses?
>>
>>1617614
>Try to talk further to one of the waitresses?
good night
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can gather more information from a waitress.

+3 if you can find a way to bring up this place without drawing suspicion...
+1 for questions.
>>
Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1617645
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1617645
>>
Use barbaric anons?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1617749
We should probably do that
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you think about a way to barbarically gain information from a waitress...
+2 if you can think about what race really is the best looking at the whole waitressing job..
+1 if you can think about what your son is up to.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1617836
Human
>>
Allowing samefagging.
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2

You of course, pull out your most sauve, barbaric moves, and of course for your efforts, get slapped in the face for it.

You take your seat again and rub your sore cheek after the mishap involving you accidently looking at her bosom, and you think a bit more...

Well...
The bartender is your only REAL source of info, unless you wanted to carouse or talk to some pissed off drunks, shady clients, or a minotaur brute.

Alternatively, those staircases are avaliable to you...

Actions

>Go to the bartender...
>Deal with the minotaur bouncer.
>Deal with the clients...
>Go up the stairs.
>Leave...
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>>1617998
>Go to the bartender...
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You of course go up to the bartender, intending to ask about on how to get inside.

The bartender seems to be a middle-aged Orc female, with a surprising amount of make up on, and smoking a cigarette.

"Excuse me ma'am, but do you know where I can find Mikhal?"

She brutely scoffs./

"That runt? The kid with the jacket who think's he's tough shit?" After saying that, she coughs. You can't help but notice she sounds rather deep and scratchy, most likely from the smokes.

"Yes, yes. That'd be him."

"He's working for Devon right now. Past that new guy, on the left."

She points towards the minotaur.

"Just saying, you ain't talking to him if he's busy with Devon."

"About?"

"Kid's gotten himself in some shit after he accidently sent his last car up in flames."

"...How?"

"From what I hear, he ignited the fuel tank with a welder he left on. Nearly blew up the entire garage from what I hear."

"Shit. So who's this Devon guy?"

"Eh. Guy who gets imported cars from America for cheap, knows a few bounty hunters, and usually loans his cars out to the local underground racing league."

"Really?"

"Aye, but they're shitty from what I hear. The Red Baron personally wants a word with him."

You lean on the desk.

"Red Baron?"

"Eh. Werewolf immigrant from Germany, hot shot racer, ex-Junker too, got booted out since he turned into a werewolf."

"What's his deal with Devon?"

"Devon sold him a hot rod used by some Orc mobsters up north in Hansodr. Apparently had burnt up cocaine in it, along with three heavily thrashed and mutilated orcs who looked like they were burnt."

"...Holy shit."

"Heh, yeah. Turns out that Devon bought the car for cheap from some kid who apparently claimed somesort of half-dragon went on a rampage and had a grudge against them. Probably a part of the Draconic mob."

"...Draconic mob?"

"Yeah. Big shots who get off on pretending to be Italian mobsters. Usually rich guys who just like money, robberies, and other shit... Run most of the prostitution in the city and have most of the cops looking the other way. Most people actually think they're pretty good for a mob. Gives money to soup kitchens and hospitals and that sort of shit, and usually takes out the would-be gangs that threaten their turf."

Hm... You know, you could learn a bit about the underground...

Actions

>Ask more questions about the people Devon's pissed off? Could be useful...
>...You know, an ex-Junker could be interesting.... See if you can learn more about this "Red Baron"?
>Maybe you can learn about the other crime syndicates that are in Stockholm... Delve deeper?
>...Maybe you should figure out who those heist people were. The ones with the shadowy figurehead...
>Ask a specific question?
>Leave. You need to see your son damn it.
>...Ask some questions about the minotaur bouncer... Maybe you can find a way to get past him?
>Write-in
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>>1618039
>Maybe you can learn about the other crime syndicates that are in Stockholm... Delve deeper?
>...Maybe you should figure out who those heist people were. The ones with the shadowy figurehead...
>>
You decide to find out about the other crime syndicates in Stockholm and about those heist guys...

Roll me a 1d20 for how much you learn.
>>
Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1618145
>>
Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1618145
>>
Critical Success.

You learn everything there is to know about the underground syndicates, really...

"So, there's the Party Hard Pimps in Stockholm. New gang, really..."

"...Party Hard Pimps? What kind of name is that?"

"Just a group of pimps seeking to "profit" off the immigration to Stockholm. Usually kidnaps the occassional tourist or immigrant and forces them into slavery."

"...Huh."

"They make a killing here in Stockholm. They're specialists in the more "exotic" parts of the prostitution ring, and usually are at war with the Draconic Mob."

"Alright. Can you tell me more about the draconic mob?"

She shrugs.

"Don't see why not. Most of the mob is half-dragons, and they're usually drunk playboys who have too much time on their hands. Most of them however, usually seek excitement and fun rather then money."

"...So they're a mob of rich playboys seeking fun and excitement?"

"Aye. Then you got some more new guys, the Khornates."

"...Your joking me. Khornates?"

"Yeah. They aren't really... Well, they're batshit insane. Some people think they're somesort of crazy fuckers who believe they're beserkers of old, but they have the fucking weird habit of crashing a lot of drug parties, setting gang buildings on fire. They also have a sports team if I remember."

"...Are they connected to drugs, prostitution... What the fuck are they doing?"

"To be honest, nothing besides killing and shooting up gang places. Just stay away from them, from what I hear the new minotaur immigrants found it "fun" to be part of that weird fucking cult or gang or whatever it is. Just saying, pretty sure they take steroids or something too."

Actions

>Continue to listen.
>...Berate Khorne for sating his bloodlust on gangs...
>...Thank him for sating his bloodlust on gangs and NOT your citzens?
>...Ask if any of their members are around?
>Write-in
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>>1618886
>Continue to listen.
>>
You decide to continue.

"Of course, there's also the Russian mob."

"Russian mob?"

"Aye, not much to say really. From what I hear, they're part of the oligarchy that controls most of Russia after the fall of the Soviets. Hell, if I remember right most of them are ex-NKGB or Soviet generals who deserted. Hell, most of the soviet army deserted with them!"

The orc bartender gives a bit of a laugh.

"Really makes you think, to be honest. Just saying, don't mess with them. Heard the most powerful of them made something called the "Spetsnaz" or something."

"Spetsnaz?"

"Yeah. Don't mess with them, heard that they're special operations or some shit made to take care of anyone the Oligarch's don't like. Including each other, mostly."

"...Special Operations, huh? Anything more?"

"Fuck, I don't know anything about them. I just know that they exist, and apparently have access to some scary shit."

Huh.

"Well, got anything else about the Russian mob?"

"Yeah. A little more. They got all sorts of agents after they inherited the Russian NKGB, hell I heard they got guys all the way in America. I'd stay away from them if I was you, they have a habit of making people they don't like disappear."

"...Hm. So they're soviet successors?"

"Kind of, I suppose. Most of the Red Army went home after Moscow. Didn't even get past the Urals most of them."

"...Anything else?"

She thinks a bit...

"Yeah, the only other major organization I can think of is the Housecarls. Somesort of private military company of Swedes, lots of nordic shit, and fucking crazy at times."

"...Crazy how?"

"Well, most of the guys aren't, but some of the Khornates are actually part of that organization. They often hire the Khornates to fulfill the "berserk crazy fuckers" and from what I hear, offer them drugs so they'll be even more batshit crazy. Meth, speed, and steroids. The normal guys though are pretty well armed. If I remember right, they usually carry some of the new guns... AK-47's, you know."

"Holy fuck."

"Yeah. Most of it's legit though, not much crazy besides that... Well, save for the Oathkeeper guys. Those fucker's are hardcore."

"...Oathkeepers?"

"Yeah, kind of like their version of the Spetsnaz, but instead a bunch of fuckers from Iceland and upper Sweden and Norway who still worship the Nordic gods, and take oaths on contracts and shit. Just saying, they're some of the best guys you can hire if your looking for a bounty. Most of them have dead man triggers so even if they get killed usually there's no evidence, and they're crazy enough to do blood eagles on people you don't like. Hell, even the police give them some contracts for guys they can't normally touch."

Actions

>Ask a question about one of the criminal organizations?
>...Ask if there's any representatives of those organizations here?
>...See if you can get in contact with that mercenary company.
>Leave
>Write-in
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>>1619142
>Ask a question about one of the criminal organizations?
The Draconic Mob

After this I think we can leave to do stuff, maybe as another character.
>>
What question do you want to ask anons?
>>
>>1619196
Ask where we can locate them and when they were founded.
>>
Roll me a 1d20 to see if you can find where they are...
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1619266
>>
18

You discover that most of the Draconic Mob has a hangout in one of the mansions outside of town... They were also founded about a year ago.

Do anons want to switch PoV?

>Switch to Michael, the son who likes to sit around all day.
>Switch to Charlemagne's control of the Empire?
>Switch to Elizabeth...
>Switch to Mikhail, who's in a bit of a problem.
>Remain Renexizious.
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>>1619342
>Switch to Charlemagne's control of the Empire?
>>
>>1619342
>Switch to Mikhail, who's in a bit of a problem.

>Questing QM
>A bit of a problem
So a life or death situation?
>>
>>1619402
Not really life or death.
>>
Rolling in about 20 minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Mikhal.
2=Charlemagne.
>>
Mikhal it is.

You are now Mikhal, and your busy paying off your debt to a car salesman known as Devon.

Who of course, has a grudge against you after you kind of... Well, after your mishap with some fuel and a welder nearly blew up a shipment of cars he had.

...And maybe stealing a bit of money from him during the chaos. Why not, you thought?

Now of course, Devon's made a demand you can't really refuse. Work for him for a few hours to pay off the debt? You thought it sounded good.

Until you heard the door lock behind you. That indicated a trap.

Around the workshop, a few armed thugs present themselves. Mostly either orcs, elves, or the occassional human. Above, you hear some raspy laughter...

You look up of course, and see Devon, the rather frail looking car salesman, who was also heavily connected with the mob. And seems to have a grudge against you.

Especially since you notice half of his face is heavily burned and deformed.

He laughs a bit before turning into a heavy cough, and he points towards you for his goons to attack...

Great.

You quickly look around to appease the situation...

Actions

>Flip your switchblade!
>...See about trying to make a run for it!
>...You know, even though you were trying to fix this car up, you think it's in a good enough condition to drive. Jump in it and drive!
>Try to reason with the thugs?
>Write-in
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>>1619786
>...You know, even though you were trying to fix this car up, you think it's in a good enough condition to drive. Jump in it and drive!
>>
>>1619786
>...You know, even though you were trying to fix this car up, you think it's in a good enough condition to drive. Jump in it and drive!
>>
You of course, realize that maybe fighting a few goons isn't the best idea. You slide across the hood of the hot rod your were fixing up, and jump in past the open window...

You quickly begin to hotwire the hot rod so you can get outta here!

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can hotwire fast enough!

+2 for taunts to the goons.
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1619818
>>
19+5=24

You hotwire the car, and quickly step on the peddle outta ther-

Oh shit, you fuckin' forgot about the garage door! Right now, you gotta find a way to open it...

How do anons want to do this?

>Ram the gate! (The hot rod will likely not break through the metal garage door, and Mikhal might be quite hurt.)
>...Fuck, drive around and try to get the goons off you! (The thugs after you will likely fall back, granting you some breathing and thinking space!
>...Fuck it, lean out of the window and try to press the button to open the garage door! (You might get injured if you fuck up!)
>Try to throw something at the garage button! (Could work. But you need to find something to throw!)
>Drive into the scrapyard in the back! (Longer way out, and easier for the goons to catch up to you.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1619847
>Try to throw something at the garage button! (Could work. But you need to find something to throw!)
Throw a show
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 for shoe throwing.
>>
Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1619881
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Allowing samefagging.
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1619899
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1619881
>>
Critical Success!

You rip off your boot, and throw it at the button. It hits the button with a satisfying smack, and the garage door opens...

You push on the accelerator with your foot, and drive towards it... However, one of the goons seems to have jumped on the roof of the hot rod...

You slam the accelerator harder towards the opening garage door, and open the hot rod's door to swoop up your boot... That's when you hear a shout of pain and look behind you to see the thug smacked face first into the metal garage door, knocking him out.

You hit the handbrake and make a gentle drift into the street, with the door you opened slamming shut thanks to gravity, and begin to drive away from the confrontation...

Roll me a 1d20 once to see if Mikhal has indeed escaped!
>>
>>1619927
>>
Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1619927
>>
You speed away on the streets, and notice some black cars chasing after you...

Roll me a 1d20+2 for evasive street driving!
>>
Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1620079
*eurobeat intensifies*
>>
14+2=16

You drive through Stockholm's streets rather well, but the black cars are catching up to you...

You note three locations you can attempt to take to escape the thugs...

>Take a civilian street where cars aren't allowed! (Police will likely come after you, but the thugs will lack room to maneuver and you'll find more chances to escape!)
>Try to go down an alleyway! (Might be a dead end, but the thugs might not be able to get through!)
>Drive down the street and try to shake them! (Police will likely get called eventually!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1620130
>Try to go down an alleyway! (Might be a dead end, but the thugs might not be able to get through!)
>>
Roll me a 1d20 for fortunes.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1620165
>>
19

You drive down the alleyway, and slip out the other end... But judging from a crash from the other side, you have a feeling the thugs weren't as fortunate.

Mikhal has escaped!

Now, do anons want to switch to Charlemagne for some ruling?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1620181
>Yes!
>>
>>1620181
> Yes!
>>
Meanwhile, as Charlemagne...

You are currently ruling over Sweden, even though you've heard your father is back... He hasn't exactly relieved you of service.

A few opportunities have presented themselves.

The Italian Conflict

Over the past previous days, a large amount of social unrest has been stewing in Italy between the Italian Socialist-Communist Party, along with the People's Monarchist Party, the Catholic Papists, and the Northern League Party.

It seems that there's a clamor that the Italians be allowed to hold an election for their leader, similar to what the Russians are doing...

None of the parties, save the Christian Papists have an advantage over the other, but there is likely to be a coalition of the Christian Papists with the People's Monarchist Party if there is to be an election, and there is a remote chance that the Communist-Socialists and the League will form a coalition and win.

Refusing to allow the Italians to have a leader will lead to unrest and likely not let you in the future find out problems plaguing the Italians.

What do anons?

>Allow elections in Italy. (Italy will remain under your control, but there will be a "Representative leader" in charge of telling you problems and dealing with Italy. Think of them being a controlled puppet state.)
>...Ban elections in Italy. (You will lose relations with the Pope and greatly increase unrest in Italy.)
>...Ban the Communist-Socialist party. (Heavily increase communist and socialist unrest in Italy!)
>Ban the Christian Papists. (Increases secularization of Italy, but pisses off the Pope and most Italians!)
>Ban the Northern League. (There will be no separatist party for Northern Italy, and no chance Italy will be split up if they do win. Will increase unrest in Northern Italy.)
>Ban the Monarchist party. (You'll suffer some unrest from the monarchists in Italy!)
>Try to find out more about the Italian parties...
>Write-in
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>>1620234
>Try to find out more about the Italian parties...
>>
>>1620234
>Allow elections in Italy. (Italy will remain under your control, but there will be a "Representative leader" in charge of telling you problems and dealing with Italy. Think of them being a controlled puppet state.)

Eh, we allow other puppet states. If it makes them happy and they still have no chance of wiggling out from underneath us, then I don't see a problem with it.
>>
Italian Parties.

The Italian Communist-Socialist party is right in the name, with a strong presence among the non-humans in Italy.

The Christian Papists are a right-wing party, focused on traditional values, Catholicism, and socialist values. De Gasperi leads the party, and it is likely that socialist policies will be carried out if they do win, and likely will discriminate against other races.
The Northern League is a separatist party seeking to break away from Italy, and become an independent nation still under your control. It is considered to be quite right-wing, and Northern Italy would be split up into Genoa, Venice, and Lombardy.
The People's Monarchist Party is actually a mixed issue... The party's split into supporting two candidates... A member from the House of Savoy, or a member from the House of Bonaparte...

If a Bonaparte becomes the main candidate, it would likely mean a more militant, right wing country, with strong ties to you and Italy. If the House of Savoy takes power, it would likely mean a more popular ruler with a "return to grace" story and likely increase the opinion of monarch's around the world, and slightly increase the popularity of monarchies.

...However, you have a feeling you could attempt to weasel a Windsor into power, or even a Thorrson...
If you so desired, you have a feeling you could even get a loyal member to become the "rightful" successor...

Do anons want to influence the Monarchist party?

>Influence them towards Bonaparte. (Increases loyalty of France and the Bonaparte's relations with you. Decreases other monarchist opinions.)
>Influence them towards Savoy. (Increases loyalty of Italy, and gives you bonus opinions from other monarchists if they do take power.)
>Influence them towards a Winsdor. (...Decreases the party's popularity and will be taken as foreign tampering, but Liz will LOVE this, and will especially love it if she comes to power, which will all but secure your rule in Italy.)
>...Influence it towards a Thorrson. (The Italians will consider this violating the election heavily, and will not take this well!)
>...Attempt to get someone you know as the potential heir... (???, Specify who!)
>...Don't mettle. (Will be a 1d2 roll.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1620262
>Influence them towards Savoy. (Increases loyalty of Italy, and gives you bonus opinions from other monarchists if they do take power.)
>>
Savoy it is.

Victor Emmanuel III has become the leader of the Monarchist Party. He is currently 83 years old, and in ill health.

You can optionally claim Albania and Ethopia as part of your lands.

Do anons want to support any parties in particular?

>Support the Papists.
>Support the League.
>Support the Monarchist Party.
>Support the Communist-Socialist Party.
>Leave it alone.
>Write-in
>>
>>1620282
>Support the Monarchist Party.
>>
The Monarchist Party is now predicted to win Italy after you endorsed it.

The Spanish Monarch

Recently, Francisco Franco, the Regent of Spain, has proclaimed Don Juan the King of Spain after liberal and monarchist outcry of not putting the rightful monarch in power... However, immediately after taking power from Franco, Don Juan turned on Francisco Franco and proclaimed him a traitor to the state!

Francisco Franco is in the middle of a military tribune to determine his guilt for crimes against the country and it's people, and the monarch is going so far to declared a "constitutional" monarchy in the lines of the United Kingdom!

What do anons want to do?

>...Step in on the side of Franco Francisco... (???)
>...Prepare to mobilize the troops by the border. (Get a free claim to "restore order" in Spain.)
>Step in on the side of Don Juan... (???)
>...Ignore this. (???)
>Write-in
>>
>>1620316
>...Step in on the side of Franco Francisco... (???)
I like our little Spaniard friend who always says amigo damnit.
>>
Rolled 16, 5, 10, 8 = 39 (4d20)

You decide to align with Franco.

Ignore my rolling.
>>
The United Kingdom (But not Liz) has sided with the new monarch.
The German Empire has sided with Franco.
The United States is leaning towards supporting the new monarch.
The French are supporting their own candidate, Reviere Bonaparte. They have already begun to mobilize to assert their claims!

Do anons want to back down!

>Yes! (...Get out of a proxy war!)
>No! (May escalate to a proxy civil war in Spain)
>...Side with Reviere Bonaparte. (Invade Spain!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1620328
>Yes! (...Get out of a proxy war!)
Let's just say that going to war is an issue for Ren and not a regent.
>>
>>1620328
>No! (May escalate to a proxy civil war in Spain)


Time for the second Spanish civil war. Let's get our A-team together and win this thing!
>>
>>1620328

Haven't been around in this quest for a while, anything big I missed?

>No! (May escalate to a proxy civil war in Spain)

WE ARE ALL SONS OF THE PATRIOTS NOW!
>>
>>1620725
What was the last thread you were in?
>>
You decide to not back down!

Roll me a 1d20 anons.
>>
Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1621341
>>
7

It doesn't really seem like anyone is particularly backing down, but the trial itself is still taking place...

What do anons want to do?

>...Perhaps you could get someone to break into the courthouse to free Franco? This is all pointless if he isn't exactly free or will be executed...
>Mercenaries come to mind... See if any are willing to work for Sweden.
>...Order a mobilization on the border and threaten the new monarch?
>...You know who's good at sneaking around? Renexizious's second wife. Or Claw. Depends on what you'd prefer...
>...Maybe you should call mom up and tell her about this? She might switch the UK to your side... Maybe. She does hate the Spanish a lot.
>...Order an invasion. (Escalates further!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1621484
>Mercenaries come to mind... See if any are willing to work for Sweden.
>>
>>1621484
>...Maybe you should call mom up and tell her about this? She might switch the UK to your side... Maybe. She does hate the Spanish a lot.
>Mercenaries come to mind... See if any are willing to work for Sweden.
>>
So, yay or nay for trying to get Liz to help you?
>>
>>1621548
Yay
>>
You of course, go to ask your mom to see if she'll help...

...Do anons want to do this as Charlemagne, or Renexizious?

>Renexizious.
>Charlemagne.
>Write-in
>>
>>1621555
>Charlemagne.
>>
Charlemagne it is.

You of course, call your mother up from Italy...

"Mom?"

"Oh, Charles? Did you need something?"

"I erm... You've heard about the Spanish incident?"

"Erm, no. I'm a bit busy right now with your father... Well, I would be if he was here... Where exactly is he, Charles?"

Actions

>He's... Busy?
>I'm not sure?
>...He's coming over right now?
>Mom, this is important...
>Write-in
>>
>>1621643
>I'm not sure?
>Mom, this is important...
>>
"Mom, I'm not sure and this is important..."

"Alright, what do you need Charles?"

Roll me 1d20+3 to see if you can get her to side with you...

+3 if you can try to reduce her hatred for the Spanish?
+2 if you can talk about why she should help Franco?
+1 if you can use the fact that your her kid to your advantage.
>>
Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1621726
The French aren't in favour of the guy we are supporting, she wouldn't like to help the French would she?

She should help Franco as well because Ren likes him.
>>
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1621726
>>
Your right on a success anons. Just try to use the fact your her child to your advantage and you'll pass.
>>
>>1621775
>Please mom, this is my first major action leading the cuuntry. I could really use support from my family doing this.
>>
It's not too hard to get your mom to start to side with you.

"Mom, please? I really need your help and support for this, alright? Besides, the French aren't in favor of Franco, and you wouldn't want to help the french, would you?"

She pauses to think.

"...W-well, I'm sure they ha-"

"Mom, please?"

She falters just a bit, in a sort of pause...

"Charlemagne, I'd rather not even get involved if the French and Spanish want to fight it out..."

She seems close to wanting to help.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+3 if you can talk about how much of a difference she can make!
+2 if you can mention how it'd really mean a lot?
+2 for guilt tripping her.
>>
Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1621867
>I barely even ask for stuff like anything special for my birthday. You could at least help me this one time when I'm cementing myself as a strong ruler.
>>
Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1621867
>>
19+3=22

At this point, she breaks.

"Alright, alright. I'll help you with this, alright? I can't make any promises about Parliament dear. You know how it is."

"Well, thanks mom..."

You hear a sigh, and you hang up...

Do anons want to roll for trying to get Parliament to switch to favor Franco, or do anons want to try and personally intervene as Liz? (And also maybe make more of the parliament subservient to her.)
>>
>>1621915
Fuck, aborted but it didn't work.

>Roll.
>...Personally Intervene. (Be Liz!)
>>
>>1621915
>>1621918
>...Personally Intervene. (Be Liz!)
>>
You are now Elizabeth, and you are going to England to make sure they know the right cause to fight for...

How do anons want to do this?

>Have your puppets fight against this... (Chance they'll be shunned and lose political power.)
>...Perhaps you should sway public opinion against the new Spanish monarch? (Popularize the idea of Franco.)
>...Perhaps you should seek to "dominate" the rest of the parliament... They'll be no doubt holding meetings. (Get the option to take over more of Parliament!)
>...Maybe you should see your ex and try to get him to get the army to prefer Franco....
>Write-in
>>
>>1621967
>...Perhaps you should seek to "dominate" the rest of the parliament... They'll be no doubt holding meetings. (Get the option to take over more of Parliament!)
>>
You decide to take over the rest of parliament...

What do?

>...See about going to the Labour meeting and dominating the entire party... (Choose between seducing, or threatening/forcing them. Would make the Labour party your puppet.)
>...See about going to the Conservative meeting and dominating the entire party... (Choose between seducing, or threatening/forcing them. Would make the Conservative party your puppet.)
>See about dominating some of the minor parties...
>...See about attempting to form your own new party...
>Write-in
>>
>>1622003
>...See about going to the Labour meeting and dominating the entire party... (Choose between seducing, or threatening/forcing them. Would make the Labour party your puppet.)
>>
>>1622003
>>1622053
Seduce them
>>
You of course, go to the Labour meeting...

Do anons want to use any form?

>Dragon.
>Half-Dragon
>Dragonblood.
>Human.
>Yuan-Ti
>Minotaur
>Drow
>Elf
>Write-in
>>
>>1622104
>Drow
>>
>>1622117
They will not recognize you anon, keep in mind.
>>
>>1622132
Use Half-Dragon then.
>>
>>1622104
>Dragonblood.
>>
I'll roll a 1d2, unless anons want to switch.
>>
>>1622147
Parliament will only recognize us in Human, dragon and half dragon form. Also Liz is 15'4 in half dragon form and with a larger bust.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

1=Half-Dragon
2=Dragonblood
>>
Dragonblood it is.

You of course, land not too far from the Labour meeting, and shift to your dragonblood form...

You go right to the front door, where it looks like somesort of guard is waiting. A simple constable, enjoying some whiskey.

Actions

>Charm the constable to let you inside...
>...Perhaps you can find a different way inside.
>Shapeshift so he'll more easily recognize you.
>Write-in
>>
>>1622231
>Shapeshift so he'll more easily recognize you.
Half-Dragon
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if he lets you inside.

+3 if you can explain to him that you have business here?
+2 if you can use your sudden increase in size to scare/attract him.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1622275
>>
Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1622275
>>
14+4=18

He notices you, and bows as you enter the room...

You of course, enter the meeting hall...

How do anons want to do this?

>Shift to a more attractive form?
>Shapeshift back to dragonblood.
>...Begin the seduction process?
>...Begin the terrifying process?
>...Begin the seduction/terrifying process?
>Write-in
>>
>>1622417
>...Begin the seduction/terrifying process?
>>
You of course, decide to start off seducing and terrifying...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to attempt to terrify and seduce the Labour party.

+3 if you can find a terrifying thing to do to get their attention.
+3 if you can be very seductive and charming.
+2 if you can of course, threaten them.
+1 for however, attempting to reassure the constable outside about the whole yelling and whatnot going on...
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1622487
Pick up a chair and break it into multiple pieces
>>
What should happen anons?

>...Terrify the shit out of the labor movement (but get them to love you at the same time.)
>...Liz gets a permanent +2 to being terrifying, and the larger her bust is, the more terrifying/attractive she is.
>...Liz manages to get a free upgrade and finds it fun to terrify people.
>Write-in for ideas.
>>
>>1622560
>...Terrify the shit out of the labor movement (but get them to love you at the same time.)
>>
I'll be honest, I need to think on how the fuck to write this shit.
Give me a little while and let me get some dinner. If you have any ideas and you give them to me I'll say fuck it and give you a free upgrade.
>>
Well, fuck it.

Roll me a 1d20 to see how devoted Liz's new "vassals" are.

+2 if you can make promises and threats.
+1 if Liz can enjoy this power.
>>
Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1622658
>>
>>1622658
>Bow before me and do as I say, and you shall all live your lives well until you peacefully pass away, surrounded by all your loving family like all good people wish. Disobey or conspire against me like feeble rats and you shall be destroyed by my hand. Your very beings shall be done away, all of your possessions taken from you and every bit of your worthless character shall be erased from history so that not even speculators or theorists will think you existed.
>>
It's rather easy to see that the entire labour party is now under your direct control...

You know, perhaps thine should "stow away" such things for thine own husband, lest thy be cast as lecherous?

Come on, Ren knows why we do this, I hardly think he'd be pissed off if we enjoyed this a bit...

...I scarcely think consolidating power by temptation is a fitting goal for a monarch of our power.

Would you rather we scare the mortals?

Yes? Tis' not treasonous to thy own husband to scare men, but tis' ill advised to lead him on. It is scarcely a wonder he cheats if we can do such acts of lust!

Are you implying we're going to his level?

I admit, that is quite on the mind after seeing Elizabeth's yawning and quite literally collapsing and demanding to be treated akin to a queen?

...Hey! We're their rightful monarch, and besides, they should show their loyalty...

I scarcely think demanding grapes and a back massage was a show of loyalty, nay, a sign of corruption!

Oh come on, they're so eager to please us, and besides, it's fun to be treated like a proper queen.

It seems like there's a bit of a war going on in your head over this...

Actions

>Side with Estellise... Maybe demanding that back rub was a bit too far. (Liz becomes more chaste and will shy away from having fun.)
>...What's wrong with having some fun with the people you seduce? Gain Draconic Overlord as a free trait, and Liz will find it easier to relax and will enjoy being pampered further. (tl;dr: Liz becomes more happy and more upgrades in the long term, but tends to be a bit more commanding of people who aren't her husband.)
>Side with neither. (I roll a 1d2 to see which way Liz gets influenced.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1622726
>...What's wrong with having some fun with the people you seduce? Gain Draconic Overlord as a free trait, and Liz will find it easier to relax and will enjoy being pampered further. (tl;dr: Liz becomes more happy and more upgrades in the long term, but tends to be a bit more commanding of people who aren't her husband.)
>>
>>1622726
>Side with Estellise... Maybe demanding that back rub was a bit too far. (Liz becomes more chaste and will shy away from having fun.)
>>
>>1622749
This.
>>
Liz now finds it more fun to rule over people, and relaxes easier...

With that done...

Liz could severely clamp down now on Parliament's freedoms, thanks to her strong control of Parliament...

Liz controls over 50% of Parliament...

>Secure more loyalties... (Liz will make the Parliament effectively under her ultimate control if she gets past 60%)
>...Disband Parliament. (Due to high popularity, the only resistance Liz will really find is from homosexuals, the army, and straight women... This allows anons to select if England should become more feudal, absolute, or even fascist!)
>...Make a move for the Prime Minister. (...Take over the legislative body completely... Will require Liz to bring out ALL her charms!)
>Leave it be...
>Attempt to limit Parliament's power.
>Write-in
>>
>>1622815
>Secure more loyalties... (Liz will make the Parliament effectively under her ultimate control if she gets past 60%)
>>
You decide to secure more loyalties...

Where to go anons?

>Secure loyalty of the Conservatives.
>...Start a cult of personality among the Tories...
>Write-in
>>
>>1622821
>Secure loyalty of the Conservatives.
>>
You of course, go to secure the loyalty of the conservatives...

Any particular form anons?

>Remain half dragon.
>...Experiment a little with another form? (Forms with bigger bust and look humanoid tend to be the best for seduction. Forms with more muscle or being bigger tend to be the best for scaring.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1622839
>...Experiment a little with another form? (Forms with bigger bust and look humanoid tend to be the best for seduction. Forms with more muscle or being bigger tend to be the best for scaring.)
Minotaur
>>
Minotaur it is.

Of course, you need to get past the front guard, yet another constable.

>Seduce.
>Shapeshift temporarily?
>Attempt to draw him away?
>...Fight him!
>Write-in

What do?
>>
>>1622848
>Shapeshift temporarily?
Liz has instant shapeshifter so it's fine. Just turn into a well known form such as Human real quick.
>>
You of course go through without a hitch... On the other side, you shift back to your minotaur form...

You are rather embarrassed about using this form, to be fairly honest...

How do anons want to do this?

>...Try to secretly seduce people. (It'll be slower and require more rolls, but cause much less outrage than blatantly going out to seduce as a full fledged minotaur. Failure is recoverable!)
>...Do it loud and proud... Hopefully everything goes alright! (...Requires one roll, but failure is a downward slope!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1622857
>...Try to secretly seduce people. (It'll be slower and require more rolls, but cause much less outrage than blatantly going out to seduce as a full fledged minotaur. Failure is recoverable!)
>>
Roll me a 1d20+5 to secretly seduce.

+3 if you can find a way to abduct people and use your large minotaur boobs.
+2 if you can think if a minotaur form is better than a half-dragon form... At least when it comes to this sort of thing.
>>
Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1622870
>>
>>1623274
Nice.
>>
>>1622870
Use Scottish rage
>>
So.

Do anons want to use Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1624296
Yes
>>
Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if Liz can find a barbaric way to kidnap a few people to seduce...
+3 if she can use her assets barbarically.
+2 if she can threaten them, and terrify them if they don't work for her...
>>
Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1624369
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1624369
>>
Do anons want me to continue, or do they want to samefag?
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1624705
Samefag
>>
Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1624369
Carry them over her shoulders.

Knock them out with her breasts.

"I'll knock you out again and again until you are black and blue."
>>
19+8=27

The whole seduction thing kind of gets replaced after you abduct a handful of politicans and smack them around with your boobs, which has the effect of both being rather terrifying (and somewhat attractive).

Eventually, you hear another group of politicans walking down the hallway your slapping people in.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for more barbarianism.

+3 if you can find a way to round up these politicans!
+2 if you can scare the shit out of them.
+2 for more barbaric breasts.
>>
Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1624819
>>
15+4=19

It doesn't take too long to convert these people either...

After doing this, you think half of the politicians here are scared/attracted to you...

Though you do note one small problem. A few of the politicans you haven't gotten to seem to be female... They're luckily just members of the House of Commons, but still...

They're even having a lovely bit of tea over there, and seem to be discussing recent events... Hm.

Actions

>Avoid these females... (Will prevent total control, and may out you if left undisturbed...
>Attempt to threaten them into submission! (...Could go rather poorly if the UK finds out your threatening and seducing their politicians!)
>...Perhaps a bit of bribery?
>...Seduction may even work... Who knows?
>A bit of tea, hm? Take a seat at their table and try to sweet talk them?
>Write-in
>>
>>1625007
>A bit of tea, hm? Take a seat at their table and try to sweet talk them?
It'll help please Estelle and balance out how we sided with Gwynevere about seducing.
>>
So do you want to remain in your minotaur form, or shift to another form?

Comedic results may very well happen from the minotaur form attempting to have tea.
>>
>>1625050
Shift into Human form
>>
Human form it is.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to attempt to sweet talk.

+3 if you can attempt to be sweet?
+2 if you can find topics to talk about?
+1 if you can slightly make them salty.
>>
Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1625356
Talk about casual and friendly stuff such as fashion or current events. Try to relate to them in how troublesome governing can be. Perhaps even talk about the rewarding hardships of raising children as a working mother if any of them are like that.
>>
18+3=21

This goes quite well among the women, who also relate to what your saying...

You also happen to get poured a cup of tea, and of course, you continue to speak... You'll have to find a fitting topic that will interest them, and not make them think your trying to influence them in any way!

Actions...

>Try to talk about how exhausting it is to have all these guys after you...
>Casually mention how it's great to have the full confidence of the Labour movement, but express worry over the Conservatives...
>...Gossip, why not? That's bound to win you a few favors!
>Maybe mention how boring it can be, ruling, and how it's so hard to find a good conversation!
>Write-in
>>
>>1625597
>...Gossip, why not? That's bound to win you a few favors!
>>
Roll me a 1d20+3 for gossiping, A success might mean you learn something you didn't know, and a failure might mean you leak some stuff you don't want out there.

+3 if you can gossip about your children?
+2 for gossiping about interesting topics.
+2 for gossip topics that would get the women salty.
>>
Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1625742
>My oldest son is Charles. His husband calls him Charlemagne which has rubbed off on the by himself and he'll say that he named him but it was really me. I named him after Charles the second who restored the British monarchy since I knew he would do great things in life.
>>
Allowing samefagging for more gossip topics, such as about how cute your kids are, etc.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1625780
>My youngest kid Michael is absolutely adorable. He's a bit of a slacker but he gets good grades with his education and he's at the point where he's still adorable as can be. My little Issac Newton
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1625780
>another child of mine that is Basil. He's been studying rigorously and excelling at the university of Stockholm. He absolutely obsessed with what he does, including a number of economic classes. He's even done business with Russian oligarchs because of how involved in that class he is.
>>
16+3=19

You of course, gossip about your children quite a bit... This easily wins the women over, and eventually you even learn a bit of something.

>Learn a bit about a country of choice?
>Learn a bit about a character? (Such as Liz, or one of your children, or someone somewhat important.)
>...Just pretend to listen to their idle chatter.
>Write-in
>>
>>1625943
>Learn a bit about a country of choice?
Germany
>>
You decide to learn a bit about Germany.

You hear some idle gossip that apparently Germany is dealing with some communists, and some ultranationalists, and you also hear a bit about how someone reportedly found the "second daughter" of a Greek Archon in Germany, the Archon in Sparta. Though judging from the looks, no one really believes it.

Another topic that's brought up is apparently the the rise of the ultranationalist group in Germany, led by the NSDAP movement, it's leader unknown.

Their topic also quickly switches again to old Kaiser, Wolfgang... Apparently some rumors have spread on what happened to him. Most rumors are that he was killed by somesort of Elf supremacist terrorist or something.

Then the topic turns to delicies of choice when visiting the Germans, etc... Nothing much interesting...

Roll me a quick 1d20+3 anons. This is to see if your social standing goes up with the women at all...
>>
Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1626312
>>1626312
>>
Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1626312
>>
15+3=18

You think the girls actually find you interesting to talk to, how wonderful...

Now of course, you set into the task of convincing them to work for you...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes.

+3 if you can mention how important it is for girls to stick together in politics!
+2 if you can also mention how you tend to reward your faithful servants...
+1 for very subtle threats!
>>
Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1627724
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1627724
>>
>>1627724
>You know it's important for uswomen to stay here and manage things proper. Everyone here is at least competent but I'm sure that there are forces who hate women in power. We can't let that ourselves be disposed like the nobles in Persia.

>It's also simply good to be well connected with people such as myself. I always watch out for my friends and make sure they're doing well. I'd even knight people and treat like the royalty of old if I could.
>>
16+3=19

It doesn't take too long to assure their loyalty, and eventually you get to convert the last few vestiges of the Conservatives...

You shift back to your minotaur form once no one's looking, and find the nearest few politicans...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to convert.

+3 for asset use.
+2 if you can terrify them and make them promises at the same time?
+1 if you can of course, mention how the rest of the conservatives are on your side... (+1 if you can boast a bit on how easy it was...)
>>
Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1628321
>You can all follow me and keep having a better living than the commoners or you can deny me and inevitably meet your ends. It doesn't really matter since the rest of parliament, including the other tories, are on my side. They knew their places and were easily swayed into following me.
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1628321
>>
19+8=27

It's rather easy to gain their loyalty, and your fairly sure you have most of Parliament under your draconic fist...

It's not long before you manage to convince Parliament to side with Franco either, and with that done, you of course take a break from all this ruling business...

Do anons want to go back to Charlemagne, or go to Renexizious?

>Go back to Charlemagne.
>Go back to Renexizious.
>>
>>1628434
>Go back to Charlemagne.
>>
You go back to being Charlemagne...

After you get done dealing with this Spanish shit, you have a feeling nothing else is going to happen today. It isn't long until you get a call from your wife-to-be...

You of course, pick it up.

"...Charlemagne?"

"Svana? What do you want?"

"...So um... There's kind of a problem. Some guy in a red uniform is freaking out, and he's messing with the television."

"...Is he saying anything?"

"...He's saying a lot of ones and zeros? I don't know?"

"...How did he get in?"

"...I think he works for your father."

Actions

>...Deal with the crazy guy messing with the television...
>...Call Dad?
>...Send someone else down there?
>...This isn't your concern. Tell Svana to tell someone else?
>Write-in
>>
>>1628676
>...Call Dad?
>>
You of course, call your father up to see if he'll deal with this. After a rather length conversation...

>...He agrees to do it right now. (Switch to Renexizious?)
>...He agrees to get it over with soon enough... (Remain Charlemagne...)
>...He declines and says that it's good that the tech priest is realizing he's in a different dimension or something.
>Write-in
>>
>>1628822
>...He agrees to do it right now. (Switch to Renexizious?)
>>
>>1628822
>...He agrees to do it right now. (Switch to Renexizious?)
>>
You are now Renexizious, and of course you've just gotten a phonecall from Charlemagne. While your dealing with another phonecall.

"Hey, Chrysoula? I'm going to have to call you back."

"O-oh... I um... Right. Are you busy?"

"Maybe. Anyways, I'll call you back."

"Alright, love you Ren. Also, Frankizka says hi!"

She kisses into the phone, and hangs up...
You can't help but shake your head. You'll talk to her after this phonecall...

You answer the phonecall.

"Hey, dad? It's me, Charlemagne. I kind of have a problem with one of your staff..."

"Doing?"

"...Some weird guy in red robes or something is in the living room and freaking out."

"Got it, I'll handle it in a minute."

"Thanks dad."

He hangs up, and you immediately call Chrysoula back.

You hear an audible gasp of surprise.

"Your done already?"

"Yeah, just had to talk to my son."

"Oh, yeah... So um... About that important situation."

"Yeah?"

"S-so... You um... You know how my dad doesn't really talk about my mom much?"

'Yeah?"

"Well um... I was kind of wondering if you wanted to help me find her?'

"Find her?"

"W-well... I-I um... Well, Liz just kind of told me about h-how apparently my d-dad had a second daughter... I-I um... I don't know how that became information..."

"...Really? So you have a sister?"

"M-maybe? My dad never really, you know... Told me. I-I-I um..."

She seems to be choking up.

"...I-I was kind of wondering if you wanted to help me find her?"

"Find your sister?"

"Y-yeah... I um... Please?"

She seems to be somewhat emotional regarding this...

"I-I-it'd really mean a lot... P-p-please?"

You consider it.

"...Do you know where she is?"

"I-I mean... Liz told me s-s-she was in Germany..."

"Germany?"

"Y-yeah... Kinda weird... I-I um... Can we do this before you know... We kind of... Lose track?"

She seems to be really hinging on you for this.

Actions

>Help her right now. (She'll absolutely love this, and you'll hit 100 opinion with her! She'll also completely forgive you for the whole "cheating" thing.
>...Soon? (...She'll be sad but understanding. You'll likely lose track of where her sister is!)
>...No, I'd rather not. (She'll be heartbroken!)
>>
>>1632333
>Help her right now. (She'll absolutely love this, and you'll hit 100 opinion with her! She'll also completely forgive you for the whole "cheating" thing.
>>
"You know, that sounds really important... Do you want my help right now?"

"I'd love it! You'd be really willing to help me?"

She sounds extremely gratuitous for you attempting to help her.

'Yep."

You hear her take a large breath.

"Oh my Zeus, thank you! Do you want to come and pick me up?"

"Sure."

"Great! So um... How are we doing this?"

"...How are we doing this?"

"Yeah... I um... I mean, you have more siblings than me... So I was wondering if you kind of had any experience?"

"Experience with what?"

"...I-I don't know? I um... I'm kind of scared, honestly..."

Actions

>...Oh, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine, ok?
>...Seriously? God, can you make up your mind?
>Yeah I can um... Give you some pointers. For meeting long lost siblings.
>...To be honest, I'm a little scared too.
>Write-in
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>>1632428
>...Oh, don't worry about it. Everything will be fine, ok?
>>
You of course, tell her everything will be fine, and you leave to pick her up...

Flames and Chrysoula's opinion of you has increased by 40.

Do anons want to do anything special for Chrysoula?

>No.
>Yeah, why not? (Chrysoula becomes even more happy, and Flame's (and Solaire's) opinion goes up.)
>Write-in for ideas.
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>>1632438
>No.
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>>1632438
>Yeah, why not? (Chrysoula becomes even more happy, and Flame's (and Solaire's) opinion goes up.)
>>
If anons want, they can just get her a few flowers and fly off to her?

Otherwise, rolling.
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>>1632535
That's good
>>
You of course, get some flowers for Chrysoula, and begin to fly over to her.

Eventually, you land, say hi to Frankizka, and of course, Chrysoula seems very eager to go...

How do anons want to go to Germany?

>Fly there in your dragon form. (...Germans are a bit protective about their air space.)
>...See about taking one of the trains around Germany? That's much more comfortable, and with less of a chance of getting shot, but takes longer... But it does mean you can talk to Chrysoula.
>Call the Germans ahead of time and request permission to fly in the airspace?
>Write-in
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>>1632563
>...See about taking one of the trains around Germany? That's much more comfortable, and with less of a chance of getting shot, but takes longer... But it does mean you can talk to Chrysoula.
>>
You look into taking a train around Germany...

Do anons want to talk to Chrysoula, or time skip?
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>>1632581
Time skip. I don't know what to talk about with Chrysoula.
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>>1632438
>Yeah, why not? (Chrysoula becomes even more happy, and Flame's (and Solaire's) opinion goes up.)
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>>1632586
She'll probably try to talk to you, all things considered.
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>>1632563
>...See about taking one of the trains around Germany? That's much more comfortable, and with less of a chance of getting shot, but takes longer... But it does mean you can talk to Chrysoula.
>>
>>1632581
No time skip.
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>>1632588
Okay then
>>
Alright, so you decide to TALK TO CHRYSOULA!

On a train!

The first thing you notice, is mostly that it's really cramped with her, and she nearly has to get her own part of the train, but luckily since she's lost her horns, she seems to fit a bit better. You managed to rent one part of the train for just you and her!
Secondly, you have a really fucking great view of her mountains!
Thirdly, she is fucking happy as hell! To the point where she is in fact, picking you up, and is kissing you, and not really taking no for an answer!

She is overall, very happy, and of course, she seems to be unable to even look at you without a smile, and she's practically shaking in anticipation!

"Hey, Ren?"

"Hm?"

"I-I um... Do you think my sister would like me? Or you? I mean... Well... Do you think we'd get along?"

"We haven't even seen her, or know about her personality?"

"Y-yeah, that's true... So just wondering, are you excited too, or no?"

Actions

>I'm excited for you, really.
>...I'm happy for you, really.
>I mean, I'm saving it for later...
>...You know, I think I know how to make you even happier, just saying... (...Potentially attempt to tumble, or just cuddle. Keep in mind, you have a train car to yourself, and her happiness means she'll doubtfully say no.)
>Write-in
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>>1632619
>...I'm happy for you, really.
>>
You tell her that your happy for her, and she seems still, really happy. And kind of stammers up.

"S-so, just wondering... I um... Did you want to do dinner?"

"Dinner?"

"Y-yeah. Like go out for food?'

"Oh."

"You know, with me and my sister? Once we see her?"

Actions

>That'd sound nice?
>I mean, well... Maybe? It depends...
>...You know, why don't we just do good old fashioned home cooking?
>...Are you hungry or something?
>Write-in
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>>1632661
>That'd sound nice?
>>
You tell her that would be nice, and an hour goes by...

Chrysoula just seems happy, and eventually decides to speak up again.

"...So Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"...I'm just kind of curious... Did you like Greece while you were there?"

"Why do you ask?"

"...I mean, I've never really seen it, and I kind of wonder if my sister has... I think it'd be great to take somesort of vacation to Greece with you, my sister, me... It'd be fun!

She smiles sweetly towards you...

Actions

>...Maybe later, when I'm not as busy.
>...Yeah, a vacation to Greece would be nice.
>...You've never really been outside of your home, have you?
>...Tell her your opinion on Greece?
>...Just give her a kiss and wait.
>Write-in
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>>1632742
>...Tell her your opinion on Greece?
>...Maybe later, when I'm not as busy.
>...You've never really been outside of your home, have you?
Greece is a nice little country full of history and good for vacations, kind of like Italy
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>>1632762
This.
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"Well, Greece is a great place. But maybe we can do that later when I'm not as busy. You haven't really seen much of it, have you?"

"Well, no... Not really... I mean, you have a nice homeland... Too cold though!"

She pretends to be cold for a second, and smiles warmly.

"You seem to handle it."

"Yeah, well... I mean, I miss warm weather, and sunlight. I mean, a little bit of cold is nice, but Sweden's just... I mean, it always snows and it's so cold... Though it's great for jogging without having a lot of sweat. Though people look at you funny for not wearing a lot of stuff..."

"...Huh."

"...Anyways, your homeland's accent is really cute! Your accent too!"

"...I have an accent?"

"Well, a cute Swedish one, yeah... Did you not think you don't have one?"

"...I erm... It's just never really occurred to me."

"It's cute! But um... I mean, I bet carnivores like the food there... I'm not really a carnivore, and most of the Swedish foods are kind of... Well, meaty. Which I can't eat... So yeah."

"...Huh."

"...Hey, why don't you talk more about your homeland more? I mean, it's a nice place and I'd love to hear you talk about it's history and stuff."

Actions

>...I mean... Well, I don't really consider Sweden my birthplace so to speak...
>...I'm not really Swedish.
>Heh... I um... I think I know why women like me so much. Is it the accent?
>...I just am not too much of a nationalist, I guess...
>...To be fairly honest, I don't know much of the history. I've never really studied it...
>...You know, I've always looked back on those historical characters... Gustavous Adolphous, that sorts of stuff.
>Write-in
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>>1632788
>...I mean... Well, I don't really consider Sweden my birthplace so to speak...
>...To be fairly honest, I don't know much of the history. I've never really studied it...
>>
>>1632788
>Heh... I um... I think I know why women like me so much. Is it the accent?
>...To be fairly honest, I don't know much of the history. I've never really studied it...
>Write-in
"I don't talk about Sweden because my relation with it is complex: I am a dragon born of a mother from another dimension and with few links to Sweden besides the fact I awoke here and my father. Hell I could just as easily became the ruler of any number of other countries but this is just the one I started in.

I do feel a bit of a connection to the nation mind you, certain historical figures I can relate myself and my actions to like Gustavous Adolphous. Plus dragon isn't a nationality, so...I guess I am Swedish but I've never really been a die-hard nationalist. It doesn't help that I haven't had much time to learn or enjoy the culture of Sweden in between ruling and fighting and all the rest. Maybe I'll take a year off or something and just immerse myself in the history and traditions of my home but that is for later."
>>
"I um... Well, I don't really consider Sweden my birthplace so to speak. I am a dragon born of a mother from another dimension and with few links to Sweden besides the fact I awoke here and my father... Hell I could just as easily became the ruler of any number of other countries... I do feel a bit of a connection to the nation mind you, certain historical figures I can relate myself and my actions to like Gustavous Adolphous. Plus dragon isn't a nationality, so...I guess I am Swedish but I've never really been a die-hard nationalist. It doesn't help that I haven't had much time to learn or enjoy the culture of Sweden in between ruling and fighting and all the rest. Maybe I'll take a year off or something and just immerse myself in the history and traditions of my home but that is for later..."

She seems a bit sad.

"...I mean, well... I love Greece, even though I've never been to it, and Sweden's a nice country, compared to many others.. I mean, Estonia for example... I mean... I don't even know what's in that country... Do you?"

"...Honestly, I don't either..."

"Yeah... I mean, Sweden's interesting! Though I mean... You probably know more about England judging from how Liz drones on about it, don't you?"

"Yeah... She is very passionate about it."

This is when Chrysoula's face has a sudden flare of realization.

"You know what would be amazing?"

"...What?"

"Well... What if we said... Well... Um... How do I put this..."

She blushes, and tries to think of a word.

"...What if we said... Um... You know... Fuck it..."

After saying that, she goes nervously quiet.

"...What if we just hanged out in your library for a day... Kind of skip some drama, and get you to know your own people?"

"...Did you just say a swear word for once."

"I-I um... I didn't really know how else to put it..."

She remains embarrased, and slightly ashamed, but seems excited by the prospect.

Actions

>...Sure. Maybe we can skip a day of ruling just to get to know Sweden better...
>...Ehh... I'm not really going to skip a single day as a ruler of an empire. God knows what would happen.
>...That's actually be really nice. Thanks.
>...I think you mistook me for being interested in Sweden. I'm not interested in it too much.
>...Why do you want me to get to love my own country? Just curious...
>Write-in
>>
>>1632871
>...Sure. Maybe we can skip a day of ruling just to get to know Sweden better...
>...Why do you want me to get to love my own country? Just curious...
>>
>>1632871
>...Sure. Maybe we can skip a day of ruling just to get to know Sweden better...
>...Why do you want me to get to love my own country? Just curious...
>...That's actually be really nice. Thanks.
>>
"Sure. I can skip a day of ruling just to get to know Sweden better... But why do you want me to get to love my own country? I'm just curious."

"I mean... Well, I just kind of dislike the idea of a ruler who doesn't do what he can for his country... Or doesn't know it, or even dislikes it, and I'd hate to see you be like that..."

"So it's your morality?"

"...Yeah... Kind of."

Actions

>...Come on, you know me to be a generally good monarchy who's done good things for Sweden...
>...I'd kind of like it if you don't project your morality...
>It's sweet that you care about it. Thanks.
>...Chrysoula, don't worry about it...
>Write-in
>>
>>1632971
>It's sweet that you care about it. Thanks.
>>
"That's sweet you care. Thanks."

"Yeah..."

She leans over to give you a kiss.

"...I love you, you know? You and Flames are the best guys I've ever met, alright?"

She of course, pulls you in for a hug, and a kiss. Which of course, in usual tradition, makes it slightly hard to breath.

Actions

>...I love you more, just saying.
>...Yeah, I'm pretty great.
>...You know, we don't spend a lot of personal time together... Just saying.
>...How do you feel about just relaxing and maybe taking a nap for the rest of the ride?
>...Care if I talk about something?
>...Just let her hug you and kiss you?
>Write-in
>>
>>1633090
>...Just let her hug you and kiss you?
>>
You of course, just let Chrysoula hug and kiss you, and the train begins to go down to the last sighting of Chrysoula's sister...

Eventually, the train comes to a stop and you get out with Chrysoula, who eagerly picks you up, and "guides" you to your destination.

Roll me a 1d20 for how much attention you get...
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1633165
>>
Miraculously, not too many people notice you being dragged along by a very happy minotaur...

Eventually, you get dragged to the location where it was reported Chrysoula's sister was seen. Somesort of cannery, it seems.

Actions

>Go up to the office?
>...Just um... Let the happy minotaur guide you?
>Kiss her further?
>Write-in
>>
>>1633208
>Go up to the office?
>>
You begin to go up to the offices, and of course, get told to take a seat...

You quickly explain why your here, and begin to ask questions...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can indeed get a lead on Chrysoula's sister.
+2 if you can try to describe what she might look like.
>>
Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1633284
>>
12+3=15

"Heeeey.... So... Have you seen any other minotaurs? Besides my wife?"

"...Erm..."

"Please? I heard she was somewhere around here, and me and my wife c-"

Chrysoula excitedly interrupts you, and of course, gives you a kiss.

"Heh, yeah.... Know where any would be?"

"...I think your talking about one of our clients?"

"Realy? Could you tell me who?"

"...We're not exactly allowed to give away our clients credentials or information, sir."

Chrysoula seems very, very angry now, at hearing this.

ACtions

>...Calm Chrysoula down? (HARD)
>...Don't? It's a good way to get inside... And also potentially have the police called on you.
>Write-in
>>
Also, Chrysoula will say fuck it and do it anyways if no one posts in 10 minutes.
>>
>>1634535
>...Calm Chrysoula down? (HARD)
>>
>>1634535
>...Calm Chrysoula down? (HARD)
"We'll find another way."
>>
How do anons want to calm Chrysoula?

>Attempt to relax her, and be very loving....
>...Mention how you'll take care of this for her, and for her to just sit her lovely butt down for a bit...
>...Just take her outside to blow off some steam?
>...Get angry yourself at the clerk!
>Write-in
>>
>>1634562
>>Attempt to relax her, and be very loving....
>>
>>1634562
>Attempt to relax her, and be very loving....
>>
Roll me a 1d20-4 if this can calm a very angry minotaur.

+2 If you can try to relax her and tell her how it's not worth it to pummel the clerk and God knows what else?
+2 if you can mention how you prefer to see her little cute self happy.
>>
Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1634581
>>
>>1634585
Failure. Anyone else wants to roll?
>>
Rolled 7 - 4 (1d20 - 4)

>>1634581
"If you kill your enemies, they win."
>>
Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1634581
>>
At this point, anons can only get a borderline failure if they do the bonuses.

Do anons want to let me continue, or attempt to do the bonuses?
>>
>>1634595
Switching the write-in meme to
"Don't hurt him, please. If they call the cops on us, it'll just make this harder."
>>
>>1634581
>Chrysoula please. I know this is an important moment for you but if you do anything rush, it can ruin everything. One of the best things about you is how calm you usually are so please stay that way
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>>1634602
"Come Chrysoula, don't get angry just look at me and relax. I want to see you happy not angry since you look cuter that way.

Anyhow the Clerk is just doing their job and it wouldn't make a good first impression on your sister if you beat him up now would it?"
>>
"Come on, please don't her her. If they call the cops, they'll make this harder... Besides Chrysoula, please... I know this is an important moment for you, but if you rush anything, it could ruin everything! The best thing about you is how calm you usually are, so please do that... Besides, just look at me, and relax. I want to see you happy, not angry... You look cuter that way, and the clerk is just doing their job. It just wouldn't make a good first impression on your sister if you beat him up, now would it?"

She still seems very angry, but the logic makes sense to her... She settles for merely grabbing the clerk by her shirt's collar, and effortessly lifting her up with one hand, and with such force she knocks the desk over, spilling pens and pencils all over the floor.

It seems like she's giving peace a chance, somehow.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if Chrysoula can be intimidating. Success will calm her down, but failure will result in more anger.

+2 if Chrysoula can find a way to look very, very intimidating, and be very, very pissed off at the clerk.
+1 if you can remind Chrysoula what a single punch from her did to you?

Chrysoula will be more calm if you can find a way to relax her or be cute in her eyes.
>>
Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1634626
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1634626
>>
Continuing after I get dinner anons.
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1634626
>>
14+3=17

Chrysoula of course, manages to scare the crap out of the clerk, and calms down enough to put her back down.

The clerk quickly says that there's no one labled as a "minotaur", and that the shipments come from three places that have a female in charge...

A large farm in Scotland for barley cereal, and is owned by a female known as Beth MacDunhamn.
A farm in Germany for wheat, and is owned by a female known as Isabella Rosenkrantz.
A farm in Serbia selling sugar beets, owned by a female known as Theodora Vukomanović.

She gives you the specific addresses of them, but refuses to tell you any more, fearing breaching client confidentiality.

What do?

>...Calm Chrysoula down and take her out for dinner?
>Press for more information!
>Make plans to go to the German farm?
>Make plans to go to the Serbian farm.
>Make plans to go to the Scottish farm.
>Write-in
>>
>>1634772
>Make plans to go to the Serbian farm.


The name and location are encouraging...
>>
>>1634772
>Make plans to go to the Serbian farm.
>>
You of course, begin to make plans to go to Serbia...

However, you note that the "pet" Tzeentchian bird demon or whatever, is talking. Again.

You know, could we hurry this up? I'll be willing to tell you where the bloody hell this girl is, if you'll let me.

...Just like that?

Yes, as much as I admit it, I sincerely dislike the fact you are this obsessed with women, and would pleasantly like to hurry things up.

...Come on. Does this come at any cost?

Not particularly, no.

Actions

>...Accept his help. (Learn the location of where ever Chrysoula's sister is.)
>...Decline it. Who knows what could happen...
>Write-in
>>
>>1634831
>...Accept his help. (Learn the location of where ever Chrysoula's sister is.)
Oh boy, free help
>>
>>1634831
>...Accept his help. (Learn the location of where ever Chrysoula's sister is.)
>>
You of course, accept his help, and he tells you precisely where to go!

Oh, really? Thanks.

Yeah, not too hard. After this, your choice should be rather clear, not matter too much, that sort of thing.

...Yeah... Hey um... Where was she again?

...I just told you. Anyways, it doesn't matter, really. Now can we get this over with?

...It takes a moment to settle over you that um...
He didn't actually tell you anything. Did he?
Maybe he did... But you forgot?

You are somewhat confused on this, but you feel like whatever you do doesn't matter in this set of events...

In case I can't spell it out for you, no matter what you do here is worthless.

...Why?

Well, the first place you go to will always have a negative result, and the second place you go to will be a positive result. So it doesn't truly matter where you go, so long as the results are done.

...What?

You hear him sigh.

LONG STORY SHORT THAT NO MATTER WHAT WE DO FIRST WILL BE WRONG AND WHATEVER WE DO NEXT WILL BE CORRECT!

...Why?

Well, because you've already made your choice hm? The Serbian farm? That result was incorrect!

You could of just said!

Now,whatever you choose on your next decision SHOULD be the correct one, unless you fuck it up somehow... Luckily, I don't think your dumb enough to fall for the other choice.

...What the fuck. Great.

Now, I'm done answering your questions. If you want more advice, you'll have to pay for it.

>Fuck it, he might be lying to you and trying to confuse you just so he doesn't have to ever see a woman again. Head to the Serbian farm.
>Go to the Scottish Farm?
>Go to the German Farm?
>...Ask for more advice?
>Write-in
>>
>>1634871
>Go to the German Farm?
derp
>>
>>1634883
You sure anon?
>>
>>1634897
Just go with it
>>
You of course, decide to go to the German farm.

Do anons want to go there via flight or train?

>Train.
>Flight.
>>
>>1634920
Train
>>
You of course, take a train out to the Bavarian countryside.

Chrysoula seems to have calmed down and returned to being quite happy...

"So Ren?"

"What?"

"...What do you think my sister will be like? I mean... Just wondering?"

"Probably as nice as you are, hopefully."

"Yeah... I hope."

The train rumbles on for an hour, and eventually stops in the Bavarian countryside. You and Chrysoula leave the train, and set out to find this farmstead...

Roll me a 1d100 for how long this takes.
>>
Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1634935
>>
48

It takes you two hours, and eventually you find the farmstead...

It seems rather old, and the fields themselves are well cultivated. There's however, a car out front and you note some lights coming from inside... Not to a mention a large lorry out front, with the words "Rosenkrantz Farm" in rather simple black paint. You note the presence of a table on the front porch, flipped upside down, and a clearly broken window and wall on the second story.. Huh.

It's currently night time, and you go up to the door...

You however, hear angry yelling from inside the farmhouse, and some minor fighting...
Chrysoula seems worried, but from what you hear from inside, seems to be the yelling and fighting of two females, both human, one clearly larger than the other.

You listen closely to the door.

"Fess up ya' fuck! I know it was ya' and your son-of-a-bitch of a husband too!" Someone says, in... Scottish.

"You brute! Get your hands off mein back!"

"Not until ya' fuckin' pay for me tractor, you bawbag wankstain! Now, do ya' fuckin' want me to toss ya' from the second story window, like I did to yer' fuckin' table?"

"I-I don't have any money!"

"Oh really? That fuckin' contract you STOLE from me from the fuckin' cannery, you managled clit?! Yeah, I fuckin' bet you don't, do you? How about how you fuckin' slashed me tires out, huh?"

"W-why would I do that?"

"I fuckin' knew it was ye! I caught your good-for-nothin' husband doing that fuckin shite!"

You hear a loud bang from inside, evidently someone punching a wall.

"Now, I fuckin' need a new tractor, don't I? I think yours will do just fuckin' nicely, won't it, you shit-stained daughter of a slut?"

...You could interceded, but it could make things worse...

>Knock on the door?
>...Kick the door down?
>Climb to the second story?
>...Call the police?
>Write-in
>>
>>1635018
>Knock on the door?
>>
You decide to knock on the door...

"Oi, mate? Who the fuck is that outside?"

"I-I don't know..."

"Stay right fuckin' here then, and don't move a muscle!"

You hear footsteps going up to the door, and the door swings open...

You see in front of you, a very pissed off, and large scotswoman.

She's somewhat hairy on her arms and shoulder, and is about 7'8' tall. A massive height, and quite muscular, along with sporting red hair, and a very pissed off look. She seems to be in her early 20's too. She is also remarkably... Well endowed, so to speak, with large cushions which you'd put at easily E size... And is of course, not exactly afraid to show it off, judging from the... Fact she's wearing a white wifebeater...

Notably without a bra.

"What the fuck do ya' want? I'm in the middle of a business delegation, you fucktwats."

"I um... Is this the Rosencrantz reside-"

"Yeah, now, what the fuck are ya? Somesort of milk man deliverin' the daily milk to the door?"

"I'm um..."

"Oi, are ya' going to cry now? Did I hurt your wee' lil' feelings?"

"Stop that, ri-"

She laughs a bit.

"Now, come back in a fuckin' hour or so, and you can talk your lil' wee heart out to Isabella, got it?""

Actions

>...I erm... Hi. I'm Ren, and this is Chrysoula... Can I talk to you for a bit?
>...Can we see her right now?
>...What the fuck did you just say to me?
>...I'm actually trying to look for the sister of this minotaur... Could you perhaps let me talk to whoever's inside?
>Write-in
>>
>>1635144
>...Can we see her right now?
>>
You can't help but grit your teeth, face to face wit this Scot, trying your hardest to not be confrontational.

"Listen, I really need to see Isabella..."

The scot seems interested and leans up against the door, her arms crossed.

"Yeah? You and this mino lass here?"

"Yep."

"Hm. You friends of her or something?"

"No, I'm just looking for my wife's sister, alright?"

She can't help but laugh.

"Mate, Isabella is not a minotaur, last time I checked. Look at this wee lil' thing!"

She motions for you to come inside, and seems to have found what you said funny, judging from her laughing somewhat heartily. The room seems to be quite damaged, and in the middle of the room seems to be a rather battered orc female... She seems rather frail for an orc, and seems to be missing some teeth.

"Now, mate. You want any tea from Isabella?"

"I'm not making te-"

The Scot quickly backhands Isabella.

"I think you better be polite to guests, and naught how you were "polite" to me earlier by firing that fuckin' shotgun at me when I came over to ask ya' about the whole fuckin' sabotage, now was I? You'll make them some Goddamned tea, by Saint George, or I will shove a boiling teapot down your fuckin' clit, you understand me?"

The orc nods her head and quickly gets up to make you some tea. The large Scotswoman sits on the couch.

"Watch yerself. Isabella's a bit of a druggie. Got involved with that whole "business" with meth, only reasons he still has a farm is because her husband's too busy working on it to notice!"

She laughs a bit.

"Hell, he couldn't notice if she was shagging other guys! Which I bet she is, anyways."

"...You know Isabella?"

"Oh, wee lil' rivalship, that sort of thing. Came from a bit of a problem involving shipping, a cereal company, and her trying to move drugs to Scotland involving my farm!"

"...Who are you?"

She smiles.

"Name's Beth MacDunhamn, at your service. Care if I ask who you are?"

Actions

>Name's Renexizious, and this is Chrysoula.
>...Name's Ren, this is Chrysoula.
>Name's just Ren.
>That's not too important.
>Write-in
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>>1635248
>...Name's Ren, this is Chrysoula.
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"Name's Ren. This is Chrysoula."

"I see! Care if I ask what sort of name is "Ren?"

"...It's erm..."

"Middle eastern or some shit? Moonspeak or something?"

Actions

>...It's erm... It's draconic.
>...Heh, yeah... I guess you could consider it a bit eastern.
>No, no... It's Swedish...
>Write-in for excuses for your weird name.
>>
>>1635284
>...It's erm... It's draconic.
>>
"Yeah, it's draconic."

"Ah, I see..."

She seems to be connecting the dots.

"Hm... You aren't..."

"Yeah, I'm Renexizious."

"...With..."

"My wife, yeah."

"...She looks a lot more hairy in real life than on the television, lad."

She seems to be making a bit of a joke, and smiles at it.

"Your hairy yourself, you know."

"I just haven't shaved since my flight here. For fuck's sake, and it's pretty disgusting I'll admit. But this was last minute shit and I had to pay so goddamned much, and I wasn't in the fucking mood to shave... Do you know how much the goddamned airlines cost? I had to pay them at least one sixth of what I made for this year in farming! Just because I'm a bit bigger than most people, for fuck's sake..."

She shakes her head, pissed off.

"Now, care if I ask why the Emperor of Sweden and his minotaur wife I've never even heard about right here?"

Actions

>...Well... We're looking for Chrysoula's sister...
>...You fucking take back what you said about my wife. My wife, is not fucking hairy... (Get pissed off.)
>...Yeah... I'll admit, you don't really look very "refined" so to speak.
>...So... I um... You might be Chrysoula's sister. Maybe...
>Write-in
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>>1635318
>...So... I um... You might be Chrysoula's sister. Maybe...
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"So um... Well, you might be Chrysoula's sister. Maybe."

"...Mate, I'm not precisely a minotaur. Besides, I'd know if I was related."

She seems to actually be taking this seriously now.

Actions

>...Yeah... Did you know your mother at all? Or your father?
>...Listen, why don't I leave the two of you alone...
>...Listen, come on. You have plenty of similarities to a minotaur...
>Write-in
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>>1635324
>...Yeah... Did you know your mother at all? Or your father?
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"Did you know your mother at all? Or your father?"

"Not really?"

"How old?"

"I'm twenty five."

"Huh."

Chrysoula decides to speak up.

"I um... I mean, it's nice to meet you, Beth."

"Same, I suppose. Don't really see how we're supposed to be related."

"I mean... Well, you have similar... Sizes. So to speak."

"...Are you looking at something in particular, lad?"

"...Ren, are you..."

"What?! I'm talking about both of your sizes!"

"Ren!" Chrysoula says. She seems quite shocked! Your just talking about her height before she was mutated!

Beth chuckles.

"Hey, I like honesty. Thanks mate."

...Huh.

"...I um... Your heights. They're similar."

Chrysoula sighs, and puts her hand up to her face.

"Ren... You could of said that."

"Why did you assume I meant..."

"Because it's kind of like you to do that?"

"...I mean... Well..."

"I-I mean... I didn't mean to accuse you but you just have that habit..."

"Yeah... Why don't we move on? Both of you are hairy..."

"Wow, thanks." Beth says.

"Yeah, well learn to shave."

"I fuckin' already do, can't you understand it's not exactly on me mind when I'm going out to kick orc arse?"

"Well, judging fro-"

"Don't say another fuckin' word."

...You think Beth might actually be sensitive about that. Huh...

Actions

>...Perhaps you should make fun of her a bit for her earlier insults...
>...Listen, why don't we go out to dinner or something and we can talk?
>Continue to try and prove they're related here?
>For fuck's sake, I have no idea what I'm even supposed to do...
>...Maybe you should bring Flames into this?
>Write-in
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>>1635341
>...Listen, why don't we go out to dinner or something and we can talk?
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"Why don't we go out for dinner or something, and we can talk?"

"...I'm not really prepared for anything fancy."

"C-come on, I mean, I'm sure it'll be fine. Better than this place."

"...Besides, I have business I need to finish up before I go on this goosechase of yours..."

Actions

>...Alright. I suppose I can wait for you to finish up and get ready...
>...Come on, let's just go now, alright?
>...Why don't I help you? What do you need?
>Write-in
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>>1635368
>...Why don't I help you? What do you need?
>>
"Well, why don't I help you? What do you need?"

"Heh, right now I'm just getting revenge for me tractor. It cost me about a few hundred pounds, and this bitch here is to blame."

You nod your head, and you hear a tea pot boiling... It quickly goes silent. and the brutalized orc comes out of the kitchen giving you all tea.

You thank her, but all Beth does is nod and tell her to sit down.

Chrysoula also kind of gets a bit closer to you. She seems nervous and unsure about what to say...

The tea itself is... Alright. Not very good, but eh, it's something to drink.

"...So, just curious... She's my sister, right?"

"Yeah."

"H-hi." Chrysoula says, nervously, in very limited english with a thick Greek accent.

"...Care if I ask why you have two wives? Aren't ye' supposed to married to the Queen of England or something?"

Actions

>...I kind of have three wives, just saying.
>...It's a delicate topic.
>...I um... We're not really married, so to speak...
>Change the topic, and mention how you could probably give her enough for a tractor?
>Write-in
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>>1636287
>...I um... We're not really married, so to speak...
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>>1636287
>...It's a delicate topic.
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>>1636287
>...It's a delicate topic.
>Change the topic, and mention how you could probably give her enough for a tractor?
>>
"It's well... It's a delicate topic. But anyways, why don't I give you some money for the tractor?"

"Really?"

You flip out your wallet, and quickly hand her some marks, to her surprise.

[red}"Anyways, go wild with it. It's a few hundred."

She overcomes the slight shock of you handing her the money right away.

"I erm... Well, thank you, lad."

She puts the money away in a pocket.

"So... About going out to dinner with me and Chrysoula."

"...Aye. Could you give me a little while to get ready?"

"...Why?"

"If this is some fancy dinner at a rich arse palce, I'd prefer to get properly ready."

Actions

>...I think your fine as you are. (She's wearinga wife beater and shorts... Not exactly cut out for a fancy dinner!)
>...Let her get ready?
>Well, we could just have dinner here.
>Write-in
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>>1636338
>...Let her get ready?
>>
You of course, let her get ready, and she goes upstairs to get dressed..

Chrysoula decides to talk to you...

"...S-so um... Just wondering, why don't you really like talking about the whole marriage thing?"

"...Well, your father wants to keep it a secret, and Liz would crucify me..."

She grimaces slightly.

"...I wish we didn't have to hide it..."

Actions

>...Before you get any ideas, your technically married to Flames.
>...I'd like to be able to do that, eventually.
>...Eh... I'm not really keen on the world discovering I'm married to a minotaur... Just saying.
>Kiss her?
>Writei-in
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>>1636361
>...Well you are technically married to Flames.
>>
>>1636361
>Write-In
"That's how it is. For now at least."
>>
>>1636374
This
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>>1636374
This.
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"Technically speaking, your married to Flames, not me."

She kind of sinks a bit.

"Oh... So we're um... We're not in a relationship?"

She seems somewhat confused.

"Well..."

"I-I thought we um... We were... W-was that not the case?"

She looks uncomfortable embarrased, hurt, and she even goes to scoot away from you...

Actions

>No, we're in a relationship... I'm just reminding you that your also married to Flames.
>...I think I might of accidently led you on... Sorry... (Ends your relationship with Chrysoula.)
>>
>>1636427
>...I think I might of accidently led you on... Sorry... (Ends your relationship with Chrysoula.)
Flames is always there
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>>1636427
>>No, we're in a relationship... I'm just reminding you that your also married to Flames.
>>
>>1636427
>...I think I might of accidently led you on... Sorry... (Ends your relationship with Chrysoula.)
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>>1636427
>No, we're in a relationship... I'm just reminding you that your also married to Flames.
>>
Anyways, I'm giving 10 more minutes to any last minute votes. In order to break off the relationship you need over 50% of the votes, otherwise it defaults to staying.

Feel free to argue.
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>>1636476
>No, we're in a relationship... I'm just reminding you that your also married to Flames.


Don't hurt the innocent mino's feelings.
>>
"Hey, we are in for a relationship! I'm just reminding you that your also married to Flames!"

She sighs, relieved.

"O-Oh, yeah... I um... I should probably ask him..."

She nervously scoots back next to you, subtly.

"I um... Sorry for assuming that... Um... Nevermind. Why don't we erm... What do you think about my sister?"

"...Well... We don't know exactly yet."

"...Yeah... I mean... Well, what do you think about her? Even if she might not be my sister?"

Actions

>...I think she's nice... Though a bit hardcore...
>...She's kind of cute, in a scottish way.
>...I kind of wish she was nicer. Like you.
>She's kind of an asshole...
>Could we move on? I don't want to talk about this.
>...Write-in
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>>1636522
>...I think she's nice... Though a bit hardcore...
>...She's kind of cute, in a scottish way.
>...I kind of wish she was nicer. Like you.
>>
>>1636522
>She's kind of an asshole...
>>
I'll roll in 10 minutes.
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>>1636522
>...I think she's nice... Though a bit hardcore...
>...She's kind of cute, in a scottish way.
>...I kind of wish she was nicer. Like you.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Tell Chrysoula happy stuff.
2=Tell Chrysoula her sister's an asshole.
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>when the anon votes at the last second.

"Well, she's nice, kind of cute... I just wish she was nicer like you, and not as much as an asshole..."

"...Ren, please don't say that about her... The asshole part."

"Sorry, sorry."

"It's fine... So um... Where are we going out to eat?"

Actions

>Some fancy German restraunt.
>How about a bar or something?
>...Well, I think we should stop for fast food or something. Do you think they have my brand here?
>Write-in
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>>1636608
>How about a bar or something?
>>
>>1636608
>How about a bar or something?
inb4 it's the beer hall where Hitler tried to overthrow the German government
>>
You decide to go to a bar.

Chrysoula seems a bit nervous, and eventualyl Beth comes back down, looking a lot less hairy, and surprisingly nice, with a simple dress on.

"So, where we going?"

"A bar."

"...You had me get ready for a bar?"

"Yeah."

"...Can we just go?"

Action.

>Leave...
>...Compliment her on how she looks?
>...Maybe you should get Chrysoula into a dress.
>...Maybe you should take her to a iconic beerhall? Wasn't there one Hitler went to?
>Write-in
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>>1636625
>...Maybe you should take her to a iconic beerhall? Wasn't there one Hitler went to?
Just because Ren is developing a love for history
>>
>>1636625
>Leave...
>...Compliment her on how she looks?
>>
You of course, leave for a rather "iconic" beerhall with Beth and Chrysoula...

Do anons want to talk at all, or just get there?

>Talk to Chrysoula.
>Talk to Beth.
>Just drive.
>Write-in
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>>1636652
>Talk to Beth.
>>
>>1636657
What do you want to say?
>>
>>1636664
nvm just drive.
>>
You decide to continue driving.

Eventually you pull up to the bar, and of course, get out with Chrysoula and Beth...

You of course, enter the bar...

Roll me a 1d20 anons.
>>
Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1636684
>>
19

Eventually you take a seat, and Beth of course, orders some mead, you yourself order some mead, and Chrysoula seems uncertain what to drink.

Actions

>...Order her some mead too. (Results in Drunk Chrysoula Mode)
>...Order her some water or something nice.
>Write-in
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>>1636746
>...Order her some water or something nice.
>>
You order some water for Chrysoula.

Anyways, roll me for how well dinner goes.

1d20, please.

+3 if you can find something to talk about.
+2 if you can compliment Chrysoula and apologize for worrying her earlier?
>>
Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1636863
What her life has been like up to this point and shit.

"Sorry about earlier Chrysoula, I should have made what I was saying clearer in order to avoid you getting upset. Lord knows I would hate to see you sad."
>>
Do anons want to do Barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
>>
>>1636889
>Yes!
>>
...Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can find something barbaric to do.
+3 if you can find a way to drink a shitload of alcohol.
+2 if you can talk to Chrysoula about things?
+2 if you can express your opinion of Beth right to her face?
>>
Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1636911
Drinking contest.

Purchase a keg. To start.

"So Chrysoula, enjoyed our wee escapade so far?"

"You are a very different person from what I expected. Much more headstrong and...violent. Ain't bad mind you."
>>
If you want, you can samefag if you can find more ways to be barbaric.
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1636911
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1636911
>>
13+10=23

"You know, Beth. I'm fairly sure I can handle more alcohol than you."

She seems... Amused.

"Right, someone as royal as you outdrinking me? I doubt it."

"...Really? You think you can out drink a dragon?"

"Aye, I bet I can, actually."

She seems entertained by this...

What do anons want to order to drink?

She orders the strongest thing they've got to drink...

>Weak alcohol.
>Moderate alcohol.
>Strong alcohol.
>The same as her!
>Invite Chrysoula to this?
>Write-in
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>>1637096
>The same as her!
>>
>>1637096
>Strong alcohol.
Just to show Dragons are the master race.
>>
You decide to order the hardest alcohol they have.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to try and beat her.

+2 if you can taunt her?
+2 if you can find a way to give yourself an advantage...
>>
Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1637153
>>
Choose one.

>Get her royally shitfaced. (And make fun of her, if you want.)
>Increase relations with her by 10!
>...Get a permanent resistance to alcohol.
>Write-in
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>>1637182
>...Get a permanent resistance to alcohol.
>>
>>1637182
>...Get a permanent resistance to alcohol.
>>
>>1637182
>...Get a permanent resistance to alcohol.
>>
You have resistance to alcohol! You can never get drunk off weak alcohol, and get a bonus to your saves against heavier stuff!

Also...

Choose a stat to be increased while drunk.

>Body
>Intelligence
>Wisdom
>Insight
>Charisma
>>
>>1637243
>Body
>>
>>1637243
>Body
>>
Anons sure about strength?

This grants you a +1 while drunk, and a +2 while being extremely shitfaced.

>Go with it.
>...Choose a second stat.
>Write-in
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>>1637270
What would we get from others like wisdom or insight?
>>
>>1637281
All it does is increase the stat by +1 when drunk.
>>
>>1637270
>...Choose a second stat
Intelligence
DRUNK
SCIENCE
>>
So do anons want to do Intelligence?

>Yes!
>No!

Also, the more anons get drunk the more resistant they'll get, and get the ability to increase a second stat.
>>
>>1637452

>Yes!
>>
Renexizious will now get a +1 when drunk to intelligence, and a +2 to when he's very drunk.

It takes you at least an hour to out drink the Scotswoman, who grows progressively more drunk.

"R-ren? I don't think you should drink that much."

"And let her win? Yeah, no!"

You chug another one despite Chrysoula worries, and eventually you and Beth are neck and neck, shitfaced as all hell. She's good, you'll give her that...

But your better.

Eventually, she drinks one cup too many, and her face hits the table, and groans, and then hiccups. You chug another one down... And one more for good measure. You let out a victorious belch, and can't help but laugh at your victory.

"See? Tha't's whatcha get when your messin' with a dragon..."

She groans, and you laugh more... You haven't drunk this much in ages, if ever!

Now anons, choose a stat to decrease while shitfaced.

>Body.
>Charisma.
>Wisdom
>Insight
>>
>>1637507
>Insight
>>
Insight gets decreased the more drunk you are.

It's not too long after you get drunk, that you of course, begin the inevitable drunken shenanigns...

Roll me a 1d100 for what exactly happens.
>>
Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1637860
>>
Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>1637860
>>
Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1637860
>>
24

This of course, results in you getting absolutely hammered for most of the night as you drink, carouse, and otherwise spend a good time relaxing... You eventually black out drunk.

You wake up the next day in what seems to be a hotel room...

With Chrysoula of course, sleeping next to you, and you seem to be hugging her while sleeping...

You erm... Also seem to have been writing on her or something, apparently while drunk...

Huh.

Roll me a 1d100 to see if your drunken science was useful or not.
>>
Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1638126
>>
Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1638126
>>
59

You don't really notice much of use... It seems to have been an attempt at... Physics.
Regarding... Golf?

You look up, and notice on the floor seems to be a large selection of golf clubs, and golf balls... You begin to get up, but Chrysoula is adamant about hugging you.

You look around the bedroom and notice you also seemed to have bought a few put-together modles of airplanes... Specifically German ones too, but also a few Spitfires and Hurricanes.

You sure it means nothing, but you also can't help but notice a few backpacks on the dresser...

Huh.

Actions

>...Resolve to maybe drink more? This is quite fun... (Renexizious will get the option to drink more casually from here on. Your father will also like this, if he hears about it, for following in the nordic heritage.)
>...You should probably avoid drinking... You prefer to stay sober, thanks. (Renexizious will drink on certain occassions)
>...Yeah, your staying a long ways away from alcohol... (Ren will drink less!)
>Write-in
>>
>>1638206
>...You should probably avoid drinking... You prefer to stay sober, thanks. (Renexizious will drink on certain occassions)
>>
You decide to maybe just continue with the policy of avoiding drinking.

As soon as you decide that, you hear a ring in your pocket... Your cellphone seems to be going off. Luckily you put it on vibrate.

It seems to be Liz.

Actions

>Answer?
>..Just ignore it?
>Write-in
>>
>>1638308
>Answer?
>>
You of course, pick it up.

"Liz?"

"Sweetie? Where are you?"

"I'm with Chrysoula and her sister."

"Oh, right... How's that going, dear?"

"Good, good... What are you doing?"

"Not much... I was just calling to check in."

"Are you worried about me?"

"No, no... Anyways, I'll be waiting for you back at home. In Italy."

"Oh, right."

"By the way dear, that enineer called and said your rocket was ready."

"...My rocket's ready?"

"Yes darling, that one. The one you've been building in the basement?"

Oh right. That one.

"...Well, thanks Liz. Anything else?"

"...Nothing much... Oh, when your done... I was thinking about both of us taking a tour of Florence?"

"...Florence?"

"Oh, and then Milan... Of course then after that we need to follow up with Venice... Do you think we should tour Genoa, and Pisa?"

"...I erm..."

"...Oh, it's just wonderful to be in such a place of culture and art..."

"Oh."{/red]

She sighs afteward.

"...By the way, Frankizka and I miss you, so could you get back as soon as you can? I'm rather sick of trying to talk to my rival..."

Actoins

>Come on Liz, it's good for you to talk to Frankika a bit...
>I'll be back soon hun.
>I"ll take you on the most exciting tour of Italy you'd ever been on!
>Write-in
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>>1638329
>I'll be back soon hun.
>I"ll take you on the most exciting tour of Italy you'd ever been on!
>>
"I'll be back soon hun, and we can take the most exciting tour of Italy you'd ever been on!"

"Oh, wonderful... By the way, I went to that Colosseum, and I saw your diner...."

You feel her shake her head.

"I'm just wondering, but have you considered a woman's touch in those places? No wonder barely anyone was inside! It was far too warm, and the staff was a bunch of discouraged teens lacking team spirit... Golly, you even lacked a mascot!"

"...Liz, what did you do?"

"Oh, don't worry about it.... Anyways, I think your restaurant in Italy should be far more nice looking. Perhaps I can show it to you when you come around? By the way, the staff is so much more encouraged after my team-building exercises."

"Team building exercises?"

"...Well, I somewhat organized the shifts into teams and ordered them to compete for my amusement in cooking the best meals. The losers would get fired, while the winners would get a raise, a hug, and also get to talk to me. Surprisingly enough, the nightshift workers were the best... Also, I didn't actually fire anyone, but they're very determined now."

Your restaurant in the Colosseum has improved income and looks much nicer. At least, nicer according to Liz.

In addition, the popularity of your restaurants has slightly increased globally, thanks to Liz appointing a mascot.

What do?

>...Tell Liz to stay out of running your businesses! (She'll do this less!0
>Thank Liz for helping your business! (She'll do this more!)
>...Why don't I get to make you food and get a hug? Seems a bit unfair...
>Write-in
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>>1638345
>Thank Liz for helping your business! (She'll do this more!)
>...Why don't I get to make you food and get a hug? Seems a bit unfair...
>>
>>1638345
>Thank Liz for helping your business! (She'll do this more!)
>...Why don't I get to make you food and get a hug? Seems a bit unfair...
>>
"...Well, thanks for helping my business, Liz... Now, why don't I get to make you food and get a hug from you? Seems a bit unfair..."

"Oh, my precious Ren...You can do that for me after you get back, hm? Anyways, when are you come back?"

Actions

>Soon, probably...
>...How does now sound?
>...Give me a day or two, ok?
>It might take me a while...
>...I'm not honestly sure...
>Write-in
>>
>>1638351
>Soon, probably...
>>
>>1638351
>Write-in
"Well I just found Chrysoula her long lost sister, so I am probably going to deal with that for another day or two. Getting them settled in and then coming back.

Then after that? I think I am going to hold a press conference, launch that rocket and then possibly see if anyone across the world wants to book me in for lectures or debates or anything. I can be certain the Chinese and Americans will want to see me once I launch it so I could be gone for quite sometime depending on how things go but I can probably pop back between these talks and such to spend time with you and the kids."
>>
"Oh, soon, probably. I'll probably be busy with Chrysoula's long lost sister then holding a press conference and launching that rocket..."

"Sounds like this rocket will really change things."

"Oh it will. Believe me."

"...You don't have some insane plan to attach somesort of doomsday device to it, do you?"

"Why do you ask?"

"...Well, just curiousity, and also because I'd like to know this ahead of time."

"...Why are you saying this so casual?"

"...Ren, your the person who can turn humans into dragons, and also making anti-gay viruses."

"...Wait, you... You know about that?"'

"Well, yes? We share the same lab."

"You aren't... Particularly concerned."

"...Why would I? Besides, you'd be solving a mental illness! I'm actually somewhat amazed you didn't give it out to the populace!"

Actions

>...I erm... Thank you?
>...You know, that isn't a half bad idea...
>...I don't exactly think turning gay people straight is a very... Well... Considerate idea.
>...I'm surprised I didn't do it either.
>Thanks for not freaking out about it, I guess.
>Write-in
>>
>>1638370
>...You know, that isn't a half bad idea...
>Thanks for not freaking out about it, I guess.
>>
>>1638370
>...I erm... Thank you?
>...I don't exactly think turning gay people straight is a very... Well... Considerate idea.
>...I'm surprised I didn't do it either.
>Thanks for not freaking out about it, I guess.

>Write-in
"It would be like if I made you love the french.

Anyhow it doesn't make them straight, it just makes them find the opposite sex attractive. So really what I have made is a bi-sexualisation virus."
>>
"...Well, thanks for not freaking out about it. I'm surprised I didn't do it either, but I um... Thanks. But really, it would be like if I made you love the French, and it only makes the opposite sex attractive. So really, it's just bi-sexualization."

"Oh... Well, I'm sure if you put your mind to it, I'm sure you could get it done Ren."

"Yeah, I probably could... Not really sure if it's a very moral idea."

She sighs.

"...Ren, you and I know that homosexuals need some help, and it's not like you'd be forcing it to them... I'm sure with enough time and dedication, you can get that drug worked down and help the less fortunate."

Actions

>If it makes you happy, I'd love to do it.
>...It doesn't really work like that.. It's more of a virus, Liz.
>...I well... I'll consider it, ok?
>...I mean, so long as they have a choice I guess...
>...Still, I don't like the idea...
>Write-in
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>>1638370
>...You know, that isn't a half bad idea...
>...I'm surprised I didn't do it either.
>Thanks for not freaking out about it, I guess.
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>>1638404
>If it makes you happy, I'd love to do it
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>>1638404
>If it makes you happy, I'd love to do it.
>>
"Well, if it would make you happy, I'd love to do it."

"Great... Anyways, you aren't attaching a nuclear bomb or anything to this missile, right?"

Actions

>...That gives me an idea Liz. Thanks!
>...I erm... Well, no? Why do you ask?
>All that's on there is a radio, ok?
>Liz, in a few days you will be the most proud draconic queen, and practically everyone will be asking you and me for interviews, I swear it...
>Write-in
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>>1638427
>All that's on there is a radio, ok?
>Why do you ask?
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>>1638427
...I erm... Well, no? Why do you ask?
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>>1638427
>Write-in
"I swear I am not attaching any nuclear devices to the rocket. That comes later and only if things keep heating up across the world.

All this one carries is a radio, plan is to use it to send a broadcast across the world to prove the existence of the Satellite in orbit."
>>
"All that's on there is a radio. Why do you ask?"

"...Well, I'm just curious what's on it. It's quite amaing, Ren."

'Yep. It sure is."

"Alright... Well, I have to let you go and make some breakfast... Love you."

"Love you too."

"...Oh... I erm... Also..."

"What?"

"...Well, have you noticed the... Well, the kids aren't really... Hatching at all?"

"...Yeah?"

"Usually it's a few weeks. We've hit a month now."

"...I'll admit, it's a bit strange. But we've had it go on for longer."

"Usually it gets shorter though..."

"Hey, you never know..."

"...Yeah... I'm just a bit worried, I guess."

Actions

>...I promise I'll look into it, if you're worried.
>...Why are you asking this right now, anyways?
>Write-in
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>>1638447
>...I promise I'll look into it, if you're worried.
>>
"I promise, I'll look into it if your worried."

"Great... Love you."

She hangs up, and Chrysoula yawns awake.

"Ren?"

"Hi."

"...Hi. You alright?"

"Yeah?"

"Oh. Not drunk?"

"Not particularly."

"...Great."

She cuddles up to you, and goes back to sleep.

Great.

Actions

>...Go back to sleep and sleep in. You rarely do this...
>Try to wake Chrysoula up again?
>Get up?
>Write-in
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>>1638459
>...Go back to sleep and sleep in. You rarely do this...
>>
You decide to just sleep in for once, as a celebration...

Ren has upgraded.

Choose from the following...

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstable Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation
>Upgrade Form
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>>1638496
>Unstable Mutation
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>>1638496
>Stable Mutation
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Unstable Mutation
2=Stable Mutation
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Roll me a 1d100 anons.
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Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1638567
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79

Anons can choose one stat to be upgraded.

>Body
>Insight
>Intelligence
>Charisma
>Wisdom
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>>1638571
>Insight
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>>1638571
>Intelligence
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i'm going to take a nap anons.
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>>1638571
>Insight
>>
Insight has been upgraded by +1.

You of course, rest and eventually hear cooking...

You wake up to see that Chrysoula has gotten up and made you some breakfast.

Of course, you can't help but stretch out and wait for Chrysoula to come over and hand you some... With a kiss to boot.

She seems to have made you some sort of chicken salad with eggs. Huh.

"So... I um... Last night was kinda interesting."

"...Interesting how?"

"...Well um... Are you sure you want to hear it? It's kind of embarrassing. To you. I think. Oh, and also Beth... I hope."

Actions

>Yeah, sure. What did I do while I was drunk?
>Nah... That stuff isn't important...
>Write-in
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>>1639424
>Yeah, sure. What did I do while I was drunk?
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>>1639424
>Yeah, sure. What did I do while I was drunk?
>>
"Yeah, sure. What did I do while I was drunk?"

"Well... You tried to go golfing in a cathederal and got kicked out, then you tried to find a way to hit the church bell from the ground and began to write on me..."

"...Oh."

"...Then Beth kind of stumbled inside without a shirt or anything really on... Then rambled to a priest then passed out ontop of him."

"...Is she still there?"

"I um... I managed to carry her back to the room next door. I think she's still sleeping."

"Oh."

"...By the way, after that whole event you went shopping for a bit. I don't really know what you bought, but I kind of was making reservations at this hotel for the three of us."

"Well, thanks."

"Yeah... Anyways, I'm thinking that Beth might be hung over. It's already two in the afternoon."

You slept in that long? Holy shit.

"How long have you been up?"

"An hour... I um... I was kind of looking around, really. They have a pool here! Oh, and also have those little water fountains with lemons in them..."

"Oh, great."

"Yeah... It seems like a nice place."

"Yeah. Thanks Chrysoula."

"No problem."

She hugs you, and stands up.

"...Oh.... So the pool also has a bar nearby... Did you want to go drinking and swimming?"

"...Really?"

"Yeah... I mean, we don't have to, I just want to have some fun with you."

Actions

>...I'd rather not go swimming while intoxictaed....
>Sounds like fun!
>....Do you think Beth would come?
>Write-in
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>>1639474
>...I'd rather not go swimming while intoxictaed....
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>>1639474
>...I'd rather not go swimming while intoxictaed....
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"Yeah, drinking while swimming is a bad idea."

"...I guess now that you mention it..."

"Yeah."

She tries to think about what to do...

What do anons want to do?

>Try to find a way to go home so you can go back to your wonderful rocket...
>Try to find a way to wake up a hungover Beth.
>...Maybe you should surprise Liz by going over to where she is? She'd probably love it!
>Write-in
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>>1639515
>Try to find a way to go home so you can go back to your wonderful rocket...

Rocket. Science. Important.
>>
Roll me a 1d20+2 if you can come up with an excuse.

+3 for ideas for said excuse.
>>
Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1639534
>A child of mine has just come out of its shell and into life. This is very important so I must go at once.
>>
18+5=23

You of course, manage to excuse yourself from Chrysoula who understands and you begin to travel home...

Do anons want to do anything?

>...Try to make launching the rocket romantic? Invite Liz here... She did doubt in it, and you made a bet with her...
>...Maybe you should get Mikhal?
>....Maybe you should call Renexizia and the gold dragon to get over here?
>...Just launch it now!
>Write-in
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>>1639569
>...Try to make launching the rocket romantic? Invite Liz here... She did doubt in it, and you made a bet with her...
>>
You decide to call Elizabeth over.

Do anons want to do anything fancy for when she arrives?

>How does a candlelight dinner sound? While your rocket, fires, of course.
>...Why don't you take her out stargazing? It'll be a great time...
>Write-in
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>>1639621
>...Why don't you take her out stargazing? It'll be a great time...
>>
>>1639621
>...Why don't you take her out stargazing? It'll be a great time...
>>
Eventually, Liz arrives, and you decide to take her out stargazing...

Now anons, roll me a 1d20+5 to see if this rocket works
>>
Rolled 3 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1639721
In the name of the holy spirit of the Pioneer, let this craft take flight unto the void!
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1639721
>>
19+5=24

You of course, take Liz outside to the hills overlooking the rocket launch.

"...So are we far enough back from the blast radius, Ren?"

"Yes, you could say that... Now, come on, let's sit down and watch."

Liz of course, seems a bit nervous, but you give her a kiss, and eventually you watch the rocket fire...

It's a majestic sight to be sure, far above anything you thought possible, and deafening as well...

It rumbles, and begins to slowly make it's way off the ground, before soaring off into the heavens...

What do anons?

>Make out furiously with Liz.
>...Ask her if she remembers what that bet was even about.
>...So, what was that about space travel being impossible?
>Don't boast... That's a bit cruel...
>Write-in
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>>1639780
>Don't boast... That's a bit cruel...
>>
You decide against boasting, and just watch, comfortable.

Eventually, the rocket flies out of eyesight. Liz herself, seems quiet amazed.

"...Well, I'm certainly glad I flew out here."

"Yeah... It was something, wasn't it?"

"...Yep... So... What was our bet even about?"

Actions

>...Honestly, I'm happy that your here with me.
>...I honestly don't remember.
>Who cares about some stupid bet?
>...Remind her about the bet? (Specify what it was about again?)
>Write-in
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>>1639853
>...I honestly don't remember.
>Who cares about some stupid bet?
>>
>>1639853
>...Remind her about the bet? (Specify what it was about again?)

If we managed to get a rocket into space liz would help and fund all our space shenanigans
>>
I'll switch to reminding her about the bet
>>
>>1639853
>...Remind her about the bet? (Specify what it was about again?)
If I got something into orbit, you'd give me money which I would most likely spend on more space shenanigans.
>>
"Remember, if I could actually get this into space, you did say you'd fund all my space shenanigans."

She sighs.

"How much does it cost?"

"...A few million."

She shakes her head.

"...I hate to say this, in fact it physically hurts me, but that was when I actually had plenty of money... Could I pay you later, perhaps?"

Right... England's bordering on bankruptcy about it's colonies...

It probably was a bad time to ask.

Actions

>...A bet's a bet, Liz. (Liz will dislike this, and if your next project is too expensive, there's a chance to bankrupt England or at least severely hurt Liz's popularity.)
>...You could always pay in other ways, I suppose... (Come up with new terms for the bet.)
>...You know what, who cares? I'm just happy I did it.
>Write-in
>>
>>1639882
>...You know what, who cares? I'm just happy I did it.
At least delay the bet until England isn't at stake
>>
"Fine, we can delay it... But who cares about the bet? I'm just happy I did the rocket!"

"I'm proud of you, dear."

She gives you a kiss.

"...Did you want to do something to celebrate, or just stay here?"

"You have something on your mind?"

"No, no... I mean, it's your night of triumph, Ren."

Actions

>...Honestly, I'm good...
>...Are you up for any carnal desires? Just curious...
>...So, your up to do anything I want to do, hm?
>Write-in for ideas on how to celebrate.
>>
>>1639912
>...Honestly, I'm good...
>...So, your up to do anything I want to do, hm?
>>
"Honestly, I'm good. But your up to do anything I want to do?"

"Yeah... I think it's the least of what I can do."

Actions

>...Have some fun. (Increases Renexizious's happiness.)
>...No... You think your good as you are...
>Write-in
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>>1639941
>...Have some fun. (Increases Renexizious's happiness.)
>>
Roll me a 1d20 for how much happiness Ren gets.

+3 for ideas for fun celebratory activities with Liz.
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1639966
Does cuddling count?
>>
14+3=17

You relax with Liz for quite a while, and have quite a bit of fun just cuddling with her, and nearly take a nap together.

"...You know, I think I might know what make this more fun."

"Hm?"

"...Maybe we should take this to the next level, so to speak."

"...Your in the mood?"

"Well... I just think you'd enjoy it..."

Huh. She's apparently up for tumbling.

Actions.

>Accept her offer?
>Decline it.
>Write-in
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>>1640003
>Accept her offer?
>>
Roll me a 1d20 for tumbling Liz anons.

+3 if you can mention your surprise to her, that she actually approached you for it.
+3 for lustful thoughts.
+2 if you can think what form Liz and you should use?
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1640020
>>
You want to just say what form so you pass tumbling?
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1640020
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1640048
>>1640020
>>1640003
sorry forgot the roll
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>>1640046
Just have both be in Half-Dragon form
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>>1640050
so how is this roll did it get all the bonuses?
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>>1640048
>On a blue board
>Posting furry porn
>Want us to bang liz in her werewolf form.

My neurons are firing
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>>1640048
his ass thoughts pic related
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>>1640058
>>1640054
>>1640050
>>1640048
>>1640020
so QM did we get all the bonuses and a good roll?
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>>1640061
Hang on, brb, killing myself.
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>>1640064
if you're using cyanide pass me one please.
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>>1640070
her is some cyanide https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fSWTnJ-8pus
>>
Remember anons, use the "hide" button.
>>
Anyways, I think I'll pick this up tommorow.
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>>1640082
The furry porn hitting you that bad OP?
>>
thanks for running
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>>1640085
Yeah. I'm just going to take a break, and play video games
>>
And here I was, hoping we could get more hours out of QM after his long nap.

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=qGf4NnhsXlk
>>
You give Liz a great tumble, and eventually settle down with her.

"...Well, that was quite exciting..."

"Yeah, it was..."

"...Yeah... Anyways... Have you been having fun?"

"Yeah... Not every day we get to relax together."

"Yeah, your rig-"

Suddenly, the door to your room opens, and in front of you seems to be Claw!

"Ren! We got a problem!"

"What the fuck are you doing in my roo-"

"I PISSED THE FUCKING DROW OFF!"

"That doesn't mean you should fucking barge into my room while I'm naked, for fuck's sak-"

"I DON'T THINK YOU FUCKING UNDERSTAND THE GRAVITY OF THE SITUATION!"

"Why the fuck don't I?"

"BECAUSE THEY CAN FUCKING TELEPORT AND STOLE THE LEGATE'S DAUGHTER BACK FROM ME GODDAMN IT!"

You jump out of bed, and quickly throw some shorts on.

"Goddamn it... I'll be right back, Liz."

"Right... Do you want my help, Ren?"

Actions

>I can handle a few teleporting Drow...
>No, it's fine Liz. Just stay here and don't get hurt.
>...We'll relax more once I'm done, alright? Love you.
>Who gives a shit about the legate's daughter? Tell Claw to man up and go after them himself!
>Write-in
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>>1640194
>...We'll relax more once I'm done, alright? Love you.
>>
"We'll relax more once I'm done, alright? Love you."

"Love you too.... And I'm expecting to relax mroe with you, I'll have you know."

She gives you a kiss, and you quickly get dressed. You rush out with Claw...

Once you run out, Claw quickly stops you.

"...Anyways, sorry about the whole thing of waking you up and interupting what you were doing..."

"Yeah, no problem. Where is she?"

"...I um... Well... I kind of lied... Now, I um... I thought you were just reading and well... Basically long story short... The legate and his daughter actually kind of wanted to surprise you with something for rescuing her... It was supposed to be a surprise."

You sigh.

"...So you decide to..."

He sighs, a bit embarrassed.

"Sorry, ok? I didn't know, and I once I found out..."

He sighs.

"...Can you not be mad at me for once and maybe kind of hang out with me? I mean, when was the last time we did that?"

"...I was in the middle of s-"

"I know, alright? Sorry. Fuck. I would ask you later, but the Legate invited me too, and he really wanted to see you, alright?"

You sigh...

Actions

>Thank him for telling you?
>...He's kind of right. Maybe you should hang out with him.
>...Hang out with Liz instead. You didn't get finished...
>Write-in
>>
>>1640318
>...He's kind of right. Maybe you should hang out with him.
Well at least clevita wasn't kidnapped
>>
"...Yeah... I guess your right. I'll hang out with you."

"Great... Anyways, come on."

You begin to walk to the embassy with him, but he seems to want to walk and talk.

"...So uh..."

"What?"

"...I was wondering if you wanted to talk?"

"....Maybe a little. About what though?"

"...So you um... You know how I have kids, right?'

"Yeah?"

"...So um... This is probably going to sound... Really, really stupid..."

He sighs.

"...So I went back to my house after I rescued the legate's daughter... She's really nice."

"Yeah."

"...But anyways... I went back and I kind of found my... Well... Ex-concubines to be gone... And the money I had gone..."

He sighs, frustrated.

"...So I was either robbed inbetween me getting kicked out or they stole from me... And I um... I think they lied to me about having their kids, since they weren't pregnant for very long."

"...What makes you say that?"

"I mean... Well... I think they were just trying to get fat and stuff, and I never even seen my kids..."

He sighs.

"...I fucking feel stupid as shit for that. Not to mention when I asked to see them they kept putting it off..."

"Mind if I ask why your telling me this?"

"...I kind of just wanted to get it off my chest, I guess. It's kind of... Well... It's kind of embarrassing to get manipulated by concubines, I guess..."

Actions

>Hey, I don't think your stupid for falling for it, alright? (Supportive?)
>...I doubt they wanted you around them for good reason, to be honest... (Skeptic)
>Who knows honestly? Just stay silent and keep walking.
>Write-in
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>>1640481
>Write-In
"Live and learn claw. Live and learn. I think you won't fall for something like that next time at least."
>>
"Live and learn Claw, just live and learn. I think you won't fall for something like that next time at least."

"Yeah... I hope."

"...Anyways, what have you been up to?"

"...I um... Well, not much really. Hansodr's alright, I guess."

"You've been working on it?"

"...I mean... Once you play stuff for a few... Thousand hours... It kind of... Well, it kind of gets boring..."

"Holy shit, your actually leaving your room?"

"...Also I um... It's kind of hard to afford hobby stuff if I don't actually work."

"Yeah. That warhammer shit could bankrupt me if any of my kids got interested in it..."

"...Hey, come on... They're not that expensive."

"Really then?"

You cross your arms, not convinced in the slightest, and he sighs.

"Alright... They're pretty expensive, I'll admit."

"Yeah. So your getting out more?"

"Yeah... I um... Well... I'm trying, I guess."

Actions

>Yeah, that's great for you, Claw.
>...Mind if I ask why?
>...You know, we should hang out more... It's sort of become a thing where I only spend time with my wives, and not actually hang out with my friends.
>...Where have you been going anyways?
>Holy shit, you aren't autistic and capable of a dialogue without talking about video game shit. I fucking have to say, this is an improvement...
>Write-in
>>
>>1640491
>Yeah, that's great for you, Claw.
>...Mind if I ask why?
>...Where have you been going anyways?
>>
"Yeah, that's great for you. Would you mind if I ask why?"

"I'm kind of tired of being... Well... Not in the spotlight. I um... You know. On the sidelines."

"...Really now?"

"...Yeah, I guess. I mean, I'm a giant 20 story wolf. You'd think people would at least remember my name!"

"Which is Claw!'

"...It's not even that hard..."

"Yeah... But really? Your trying to be more important?"

"I mean... Well, yeah. You get to set towns and cities on fire, and all I get to do is sleep in... I mean, it's nice to do, but I miss my roots, I guess."

"...Of being a giant wolf monster?"

"Yeah, I guess... I kind of want to also get rid of the reputation I have for being... Well, weird..."

"...Weird's a good way to put it. Didn't you kidnap some guy called Bisma-"

"Stop goddamn it... I don't like remembering stuff I do. Half of it was like I was in somesort of daze, and drunk..."

He seems to really hate thinking about the past. Huh.

Actions

>Hey, come on. Don't beat yourself up over it...
>...To be honest, I think you were possessed.
>...Fair enough.
>Talk about his past more?
>Honestly, the city destroyer angle is where it's at.
>Heh, you think you can destroy a city like me? You gotta work yourself up! (...Encourage Claw to WORK OUT AND LEVEL UP AND DO TRAINING MONTAGES)
>...I mean, sneaking around is good too. Just saying.
>Write-in
>>
>>1640504
>...I mean, sneaking around is good too. Just saying.

>Write-In
"Some of the most influential people go unnoticed, the spotlight isn't all it's cracked up to be. You certainly don't get away with as much."
>>
"I mean, sneaking around is good too. Just saying. I mean, some of the most influential people go unnoticed and the spotlight isn't all it's cracked up to be. I mean, hell. I certainly can't get away with as much as you can."

"...I'd like to at least experience it for a little while, I guess. Rather then just be irrelevent..."

Actions

>...Come on, you aren't useless. You're very useful!
>I can't exactly do as much shit as you think I can. I can't exactly go to New York and burn it down without having everyone literally hate me...
>...You know, I think some time in the spotlight would help you...
>...I don't know if destroying cities and shit is really the best answer. Just saying.
>Write-in
>>
>>1640519

>...Come on, you aren't useless. You're very useful!
>I can't exactly do as much shit as you think I can. I can't exactly go to New York and burn it down without having everyone literally hate me...
>>
"Come on, you aren't useless! Your very useful! Besides, I can't do exactly as much shit as you can. I can't go to New York and burn it down without everyone hating me!"

"...Is it so wrong I want to actually be noticed for something for once?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can put this issue at rest.

+3 if you can talk about why city pillaging and burning just isn't how it's cracked up to be?
+2 if you can mention how he can do it stealthily and how that's awesome in it's own right!

If everything's done, autosuccess.
>>
>>1640529
>"Claw if I'm being honest city pillaging isn't that great. At least long term. Even if you want to get rid of your reputation for being weird I don't think replacing it with raiding is the best way to go about it. people will hate you,fear you, and while it can be nice at first there are times where it's just annoying or inconvenient in it's own right. Then you got the 'heroes' and others trying to act brave in front of you and others and who mostly act as a thorn in your side. Not to mention managing to take out a single person quickly, cleanly, with next to no collateral damage is an impressive thing in it's own right. I normally can't handle that level of precision at least. So stop worrying about it so much claw. If you really want to be in the spotlight so badly pick up a talent. You liked painting figurines right? Become an artist, maybe improve your skills with architecture to make Hansodr great. Stuff like that. It'll certainly get you a better reputation than 'Claw the Demon' or something stupid like that."
>>
"Claw, if I'm being honest, city pillaging isn't that great. At least long term. Even if you want to get rid of your reputation for being weird I don't think replacing it with raiding is the best way to go about it. people will hate you,fear you, and while it can be nice at first there are times where it's just annoying or inconvenient in it's own right. Then you got the 'heroes' and others trying to act brave in front of you and others and who mostly act as a thorn in your side. Not to mention managing to take out a single person quickly, cleanly, with next to no collateral damage is an impressive thing in it's own right. I normally can't handle that level of precision at least. So stop worrying about it so much claw. If you really want to be in the spotlight so badly pick up a talent. You liked painting figurines right? Become an artist, maybe improve your skills with architecture to make Hansodr great. Stuff like that. It'll certainly get you a better reputation than 'Claw the Demon' or something stupid like that."

"Well, it worked out for you..."

"Not really. Most people are terrified for me, and Liz is probably the only reason people still like me."

"...Oh."

"Yeah."[/re]d

"...I mean, I get to do stuff like attack towns and stuff once a year, and it's fun and exciting

"Yeah."

"Then you get all this stealth shit... It's usually somewhat boring."

"Then make it fun?"{/red]

"...I'm kind of worried about making it fun, I guess... Then you get weird shit with me again and I'd rather not go back to being in some weird trance and shit...."

"So why do you want to be more relevent destroying stuff?"

He sighs.

"...Fuck... I don't know what I can do that's fun and won't end up with me acting weird or locking myself up in a room. Destroying stuff and raiding just seem fun and not weird...."


Actions

>Hey, if you want, you can go raiding with me some time.
>...I think your just too worried about being weird, Claw...
>Listen, I'll find some more uses for you, if your so bored...
>...Listen, you can have a fun time being a... Sneaky gelantious wolf. If you want, I could give you a few suggestions?
>Why don't we talk more later?
>Write-in
>>
>>1640543
>"Have you tried talking to frankizka? She might be able to have some use for you. I think she's still working on mopping up vlad and some chaos cults."
>>
>>1640545
This
>>
"Try talking to Frankizka. She might have some use for you. I think she's still mopping up Vlad and chaos cults."

"Oh... Well, sure I guess."

You continue to walk, but you hear Khorne want to talk to you.

HEY, GOT AN IDEA.

What?

IT'S ABOUT YOUR FRIEND, CLAW.

...What about him?

WELL, I HAVE A BIT OF A CRAZY IDEA... HEAR ME OUT.

...Alright?

SO, YOUR FRIEND'S BEING FUCKED WITH BY SLAANESH, HM?

Yeah?

WELL, YOUR LUCKY DOCTOR KHORNE, AXETOLOGIST, IS IN TOWN. HOW WOULD YOU FEEL ABOUT A WAY TO GET RID OF DEGENERATE FUCKING SHITTY SLAANESHI INFLUENCE, AND REPLACE IT WITH KHORNATE BROTHERHOOD AND SOLIDARITY?

...You want me to influence Claw?

AT LEAST AWAY FROM BEING INFLUENCED BY SLAANESH. WE BOTH HATE SLAANESH, AND IT'S NOT LIKE HE'D BE UNDER MY CONTROL OR SOME SHIT, IT'D BE LIKE YOU.

...Like me.

YEAH. ESSENTIALLY, I HANG OUT ONCE IN A WHILE, DRINK A LITTLE, AND MENTION SHIT THAT'D BE NICE TO DO... I'D ALSO REALLY APPERICIATE HAVING A GIANT FUCK OFF WOLF ON MY SIDE TOO, TO BE HONEST.

...What's in it for me besides this?

IF YOU WANT, I'LL BE LESS RELIANT ON YOU, AND BE WILLING TO REMOVE SOME OF THE TAINT I MIGHT OF RUBBED OFF ON YOU.

...Huh

Actions

>...Look into Influencing Claw to being more Khornate? (Claw becomes less degenerate, and more of a responsible battle-thirsty khornate. You'll also lose some corruption as Khorne would need less from you.)
>...Yeah, no. You aren't going to do that to your friend.
>...Ask him why he didn't just mention this earlier?
>Write-in
>>
>>1640553
>...Yeah, no. You aren't going to do that to your friend.
>>
>...Yeah, no. You aren't going to do that to your friend.
>>
Yeah, no. I'm not converting my friend to you.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I'M TRYING TO HELP YOU.

Yeah, by making my friends into bloodthirsty barbarians?

You think you hear Khorne get a bit angry.

FOR FUCK'S SAKE, I'M A CHAOS GOD. WHY THE FUCK AM I DEGRADING MYSELF TO DEALS WITH YOU? I'M NOT SOMESORT OF CHAOS-DAMNED TZEENTCHIAN, AND I'M NOT SOME FUCKING SLAANESHI WITH A DOMINATION FETISH.

Erh...

HOW ABOUT THIS, YOU FUCKING GO INFLUENCE YOUR FRIEND AND ACTUALLY FUCKING HELP ME FOR ONCE RATHER THAN BE THE LEECH YOU'VE BEEN SO FAR? I'VE MADE INVESTMENTS DAMN IT, AND I WANT TO SEE THOSE INVESTMENTS PUT TO DAMNED GOOD USE!

I erm...

GET SOME FUCKING SHIT DONE BEFORE I LET MY RIVALS GAIN MORE POWER BY SOFT-HANDING THIS SHIT.

Are you forci-

NO I'M FUCKING NOT, I'M JUST TIRED OF YOUR PUSSY SHIT. NOW, CAN YOU CONVINCE YOUR FRIEND BEFORE YOU FREELY LET MY RIVALS INTERCEDE AND INFLUENCE HIM?

...Why?

IN CASE YOU CAN'T NOTICE, HE'S PARTICULARLY FUCKING VULNERABLE TO OUTSIDE FORCES, AND I'D LIKE TO BE THE FIRST ONE TO CAPITALIZE ON IT, AND NOT HAVE TO DEAL WITH MORE AUTISTIC BULLSHIT.'

What's gotten you over the ed-

CAN WE FUCKING KILL SOMETHING WITH OUR OWN TWO HANDS BEFORE I HAVE TO FUCKING THINK ABOUT SLAANESHI'S EVEN FUCKING MORE?!?!

Actions

>...Fine, do it... (Same as before.)
>Yeah, no. Even a very pissed off Khorne won't make you do it...
>...Try to find a way to calm Khorne down. He's freaking out over something...
>Tell Khorne to fuck off. (Angers him.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1640579
>...Fine, do it... (Same as before.)
>>
>>1640579
>...Try to find a way to calm Khorne down. He's freaking out over something...

Is it the fact we've gone without inflicting violence for an extended period of time.
>>
>>1640579
>...Try to find a way to calm Khorne down. He's freaking out over something...

>Write-in
"Look if you want me to go and do some fucking fighting just ask. I can head down to the coliseum or to Africa or another dimension or something and fight.

Or here's an idea, you could tell me about some of the shit going with all the chaos cults. I know you can't for Tzeentch but still you could help with the rest. Who I would most likely go and kill."
>>
Khorne, is this about me not really doing anything violent? if you want me to go and do some fucking fighting just ask. I can head down to the coliseum or to Africa or another dimension or something and fight. Or here's an idea, you could tell me about some of the shit going with all the chaos cults. I know you can't for Tzeentch but still you could help with the rest. Who I would most likely go and kill.

UNLESS YOU WANT TO TRAVEL HALFWAY ACROSS THE WORLD TO SOME REMOTE CULT OF FOUR FUCKING GNOMES, THERE AREN'T A LOT OF FUCKING CULTS RIGHT NOW!

Alright, alright.

CAN YOU DO SOMETHING TO FUCKING HELP ME SOON? I'D ACTUALLY APPRECIATE IT.

Actions

>Mention how you'll try to help him later? (Next time he asks for you to do something, he'll expect you to do it!)
>Alright, fuck it, fine. I'll influence Claw. (Pleases Khorne, lowers your corruption.)
>...Don't oblige yourself to him, it'll just make things worse. (Pisses Khorne off.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1641177
>Alright, fuck it, fine. I'll influence Claw. (Pleases Khorne, lowers your corruption.)
I feel like we should just do this now to ease Khorne. It's somewhat beneficial towards us and if we have to do something for him later, it might be under more undesirable circumstances.
>>
>>1641177
>Mention how you'll try to help him later? (Next time he asks for you to do something, he'll expect you to do it!)
>>
>>1641177
>Write-in
"Look I respect your point but you have to understand that I literally just told him that he shouldn't go around killing people and raiding and shit. Getting him on your side does little to benefit you besides having another follower since he is going to be trying to do shit that benefits people and is 'good' like...I don't know man feeding the homeless or something. Chances are he wouldn't listen to your requests like I do.

If all you want is some follower's or something I can do that but trust me he ain't exactly what you are looking for.

Also, I just remembered I have to take care of the last of the 'Elven supremacists' or whatever their group was called. Wherever their last base was...would that be good enough? All their souls and the bloodbath of me getting them?

Failing that I can promise I am going to be doing a lot of killing soon since I plan on working to solve my nation's crime problem by getting down on the streets so to speak. Painting the town red and all that. Not to mention the fact I plan on going to the DnD dimension and getting as much treasure as I can, so I'll be doing some killing and raiding then."


>>1641185
True but him not being dependent on us is bad. It makes our negotiating position weaker. Especially someone with as much power as Claw.
>>
You of course, promise to him that you'll try to help him later...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can successfully bargain for this. Success means Khorne will no longer have any interest in Claw, failure will mean he might just say fuck it and use some of his power to corrupt him.

+3 if you can talk about how having a giant jello wolf isn't all what it's hyped up to be.
+2 if you can slightly appeal on the account of Claw being your friend, and how you'd really apperciate it if he didn't go homicidal.
+2 if you can mention potential KHORNATE shit you'll do in the future if he just leaves him alone?
>>
>>1641225
But we would just be switching Slaaneshi influence with Khornate influence which would more or less be the same.
>>
Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1641246
>>
Anyone else want to roll?
>>
Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1641246


>>1641288
>Slaaneshi influence is the same as khornate influence
>>
>>1641246
If someone throws a bucket of water at him, he melts the fuck away. He could be killed by some kids with squirt guns given enough time and god help him anywhere it rains heavily and frequently.

"Please don't make one of my few reasonable and fairly normal friends into a mass murderer. It'd make it hard to convince Liz to let him stay in the castle near all our kids and shit. Plus it might make him worse at his job..."

Finishing off the Elven supremacists, adventuring in the DnD world, raiding in the Warhammer world and so on. Not to mention dealing with our nation's crime problem like we are some sort of action hero.
>>1641288
True but we have multiple people who have made him into or are working to make him into someone not vulnerable to Slaaneshi's charms.
>>
>>1641327
>>1641328
Well Claw is the main focus of this, it would seem beneficial to Claw and Ren. It looks like we would essentially just be removing Slaaneshs influence in Claw with Khornes which doesn't make that much of a difference, essentially being the same result, but we would also be getting rid of Khornes influence on Ren. This is really the part that I'm willing to vote on because chaos corruption is incredibly hard to actually remove and there's no way in the near future that we can get a chance to kill some of Rens chaos corruption like now.
>>
18+11=29

Eventually, you hear Khorne give up, and decide against trying to convert Claw.

FINE, I'LL DECIDE AGAINST MY BETTER JUDGEMENT, FOR NOW...

Thanks.

Are anons sure about this?

>Continue.
>...Maybe you should let Khorne corrupt Claw a bit?
>...Ask Khorne a few questions?
>Write-in
>>
>>1641356
>Continue.

After this, we kill some people or something.
>>
>>1641356
>...Maybe you should let Khorne corrupt Claw a bit?
>>
>>1641356
>Continue.
>>
>>1641356
>...Ask Khorne a few questions?
Hasn't he been expanding his own influence?
Is that going so poorly that he needs to press us to corrupt our friends?
>Continue.
>>
Continue it is.

You continue to walk with Claw.

"So uh, yeah. How's things, with your wives?"

"My wives?"

"Yeah..."

Actions

>I'd rather not talk about this.
>Oh, you know. Good.
>...Kind of on hard times, I guess.
>...Liz kind of caught me with a harem a while ago...
>...I have to say, Liz is more beautiful then ever... Have you seen her recently?
>Write-in
>>
>>1641407
Also, just to answer...

He's been expanding his own influence, but corrupting a behemoth would be a large boost of power to him, one which few Chaos gods could resist.
>>
>>1641410
>I'd rather not talk about this.
>...Liz kind of caught me with a harem a while ago...
>>
"I"d rather not talk about this. Liz kind of caught me with a harem a while ago."

"Oh shit, wow."

"Yeah..."

"...Yeah, I can see why you wouldn't want to talk about it."

You continue and eventually get up to the kobold embassy.

"So... I um... I heard that you got even bigger now."

"Yeah, a hundred stories."

"For fuck's sake, really?'

"Yep."

"...That's four times as large as me. for fuck's sake." He seems a bit envious...

Actions

>...Give him some shit for being a manlet.
>...Yeah, I fucking love it so far. A hundred stories is a goddamed accomplishment.
>...Yeah, I fucking love it, and I can tell you it's not going to be the end so to speak.
>...Hey, don't worry about it. You'll be big someday. Maybe.
>Enter the embassy while talking...
>Write-in
>>
>>1641410
>...Liz kind of caught me with a harem a while ago...
>...Kind of on hard times, I guess.

>Write-in
"I mean, I never meant to hurt them or anything and I am making it up to them as well as I can."
>>
>>1641440
>...Yeah, I fucking love it so far. A hundred stories is a goddamed accomplishment.
>Enter the embassy while talking...
>>
Alright, back from some food.

Also, if anons want to scare the kobolds a bit, you could openly mention this as you enter.

Actions

>Yeah, why not spread some rumors for the kobolds to fear you with?
>It's better for you if they don't actually know any specifics about you...
>>
>>1641509
>It's better for you if they don't actually know any specifics about you...
>>
>>1641509
>It's better for you if they don't actually know any specifics about you...
>>
>>1641509
>It's better for you if they don't actually know any specifics about you...


They can find out whenever we next go all out in a fight.
>>
You decide to not scare the kobolds, and go inside normally...

Claw directs you to the Legate's office, and he follows.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1641638
>>
Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1641638
>>
I'll be continuing in a while anons, got D&D shit I gotta do.
>>
Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1641638
>>
13

You of course, enter the Legate's office and see a very pleased Legate, waiting for you.

"Renexizious! Come inside!"

"Alright..."

"And bring that Claw man with you."

You motion for Claw to come inside with you, and the Legate seems quite pleased...

Do anons want to ask for a reward, or not?

>Ask for a reward...
>Don't. It's his daughter, after all...
>Write-in
>>
>>1642232
>Ask for a reward...
I want to see what it is
>>
>>1642232
>Don't. It's his daughter, after all...
>>
Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Ask for a reward.
2=Don't, it's his daughter...
>>
Roll me a 1d20+6 to see what reward you get.
+2 for suggestions.
>>
>>1642456
"I could use some scientists, examples of technology to examine or technical documentation. Seriously they could be for anything from TV's to radios to computers. Military things would be nice but I know you can't offer me those easily or willingly."
>>
Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1642456
>>
Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1642476
Fuck it's too late for this shit.
>>
Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1642456

"If you've got any spare favors to call in, I could certainly use some scientists, engineers or technicians, or even the papers to pick up the knowledge. Anything goes, really, but I would love some of your computer technologies and agricultural advancements. It'd be both fascinating and useful to learn how to farm efficiently in layers and floors underground."
>>
Any knowledge that he has on Drow or Gnome that isn't available to the public would be really good
>>
11+8=19

Choose for what anons want.

Choose two.

>Kobold Scientists.
>Kobold Engineers.
>Kobold I.T
>Knowledge on the Drow or Gnomes
>>
>>1642573
>Kobold Scientists.
>Kobold Engineers.


Let's focus on just closing the tech gap and shit, we can learn spy / information closer to the time we plan on fighting an actual war with the Drow and Gnomes so it will be accurate as possible.
>>
>>1642573
>Kobold Engineers.
>Knowledge on the Drow or Gnomes
>>
I'm rolling here in about 15 minutes anons.
>>
Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Kobold Scientists.
2=Knowledge on Drow or Gnomes.
>>
The legate of course, nods and promises to send some sensitive documents your way, along with a few trained kobold engineers.

"So that's it?"

"Well, let me just say I'm supremely grateful... Now, I've sent some less important things to your quarters, and I hope you find it pleasing, Renexizious."

"I see."

He nods, and you leave. He seems to want to talk to Claw about something, and you begin to head back to your quarters...

Once you get back to your room, you notice quite a few boxes. Cardboard, it seems, and it seems to just of been delivered from the Embassy...

Hm. It seems most are labeled for you, but a few seem to be labeled for Liz as well.

Actions

>Open the boxes?
>Get Liz out here?
>Ignore it...
>Write-in
>>
>>1642821
>Get Liz out here?
>Open the boxes?
>>
>>1642821

>Get Liz out here?
>Open the boxes?
>>
You of course decide to get Liz out here, and open the boxes...

It takes you a while to open it, but it seems you've gotten somesort of kobold computer, with Liz getting one too...

Huh. It certainly seems nice, and quite advanced...

What do anons want to do?

>...Try to plug in these computers?
>Reverse engineer one?
>...Maybe see if the Legate will get you anything else?
>Write-in
>>
>>1642877

>...Try to plug in these computers?
>Reverse engineer one?

Plug one one in isolation first, away from whatever primitive networks we have, until we can be sure it's not running spyware or some other payload. Then try and see if we can figure out how it works so we can improve our own designs with it.
>>
>>1642877
>Reverse engineer one?


Computers are good. I can live with them.
>>
>>1642877
>>...Try to plug in these computers?
>>Reverse engineer one?
>>
You plug one in, and begin to scan for spyware.

You don't find anything.

You move into reverse engineering...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if you can find a way to relax with Liz while working.
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1642898
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1642898

>"Honey, why don't you come over here? Let me lay my head in your lap while I work, so that you can see what I'm doing, and maybe together we can figure out how this baby ticks, and see about making a better one."
>>
Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1642898
>>
You of course, relax with the love of Liz, but sadly, kobold computer tech seems too advanced for you to currently reverse engineer it...

Damn.

"...Ren, relax. I can help you, you know."

She smoothly rubs you on the hair, and your frustrations feel a bit relaxed...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if Liz can figure this out...

+3 if she can find a way to relax you and otherwise make you less stressed.
>>
>>1642947
Oh, also.

+1 if you can be somewhat salty that the kobolds have superior tech to you, and maybe talk about how it'd be great if they were under you and Liz's control...
>>
Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1642947
>What the fuck? You got a bunch of a fucking 3 foot tall lizard people who've some how managed to become more technological advanced than surface races who have to relay SOLELY on technology. Why the fuck don't they just use magic to send messages or some shit.
>>
17+3=20

Of course, Liz pets your head while you rest in her comfy lap, and eventually sets into working on the computer, eventually safely dissembling it, and noting how it works...

You are somewhat amazed.

"...I'm somewhat amazed that you managed to get this to work."

"Well, that's what a feminine touch can do... Also, you left the motherboard on in the instruction's manual..."

"Oh."

She pats you on the head.

"You are quite silly for not reading this, you know."

"Why would they tell me in the instruction's manual how to dissemble a computer? I mean... Well, for someone outside of the country?"

"...Ren, I think your overthinking this a bit..."

You sigh. Now of course, to see what tech you get....

Roll me a 1d20+4 for tech advancement in computers.

+2 if you can compliment Liz on somehow figuring this out!
+1 if you can mention how much you love her, of course.
>>
Rolled 7 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1642968

>"Leave it to my wife to do the obvious and read the manual while I jump neck deep into the project like an over-excited whelpling. Good idea there, honey."
>"You probably saved me several days of work and probably saved the computer from being broken beyond repair as well. You're always looking out for me and my things, and I love you for it."
>>
If anons want to, they can samefag if they can compliment Liz a bit more.
>>
Going to continue in 10 minutes if no one wants to samefag.
>>
Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1642994
>>
Rolled 11 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1642985

"You know what Liz? If you're able to figure this out, we'll leave for your vacation plans immediately, THAT'S how impressed I'll be by you being able to figure this out while I'm stumped by it. Well, we'll leave AFTER you explain it to me, of course. Or while in flight. I love it when you use your big, beautiful brain like this."
>>
11+7=18

"...Leave it to my wife to do the obvious and read the manual while I jump neck deep into the project like an over-excited whelping... Good idea there, honey. Hell, You probably saved me several days of work and probably saved the computer from being broken beyond repair as well... God, you're always looking out for me and my things, and I love you for it..."

She smiles, brightly.

"Well, I love you too for not taking the easy path..."

She gives you a kiss.

"...Now, why don't we work on this together, hm?"

"Sounds like a plan."

"...Would you care if I made you some tea and a sandwich while you work?"

"Me?"

"Well, it's hardly fitting for me to do all of it... Besides, you are absolutely adorable when you work hard on something you love."

Aw.

Eventually, after a few hours, you think you've gotten most of the tech down... They have rather amazingly advanced processors, superior to the Nazi tech computer... Liz of course, helps in her little cute way of delivering you a nice meal and pointing out things you've missed, and of course, eventually the two of you figure out it's secrets...

Your computer tech has advanced by quite a bit, though you'll require much more materials for a single computer in the future...

"...Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"What do you think is on these computing devices anyways? I've never really used one."

"Oh... Well, you'd be amazed that I've barely used one either..."

"...Well, would you be adverse if we tried to get my computer to work? I'm rather curious to see how they function."

"Really? Your interested?"

"...Well, I mean, last time we were close to using one it had an entire historical textbook on it that both of us read... Something called Wikipedia, I think?"

"Yeah, that was it... So you want to figure out how they work?"

"I think it'd be entertaining, sure."

Actions

>...Well, I mean, I don't think you really need to learn how they work... It's not too interesting.
>Sure, why don't we plug up your computer and see how it works?
>...Dear, I don't really want you to use that kobold computer... Who knows what's on it?
>...Why don't we both set up these computers? There's one for me, and one for you...
>Write-in
>>
>>1643007
>Sure, why don't we plug up your computer and see how it works?
>>
Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and teach Liz how computers work. This will affect how "literate" she is with computers as well.

+2 for a simple tutorial on how computers work for Liz.
+2 if you can also be sweet to her while explaining this to her?
+2 if you can mention what computers can do that make them so amazing?
>>
Rolled 5 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643007

>"Ok, so here is how you turn it on, good, yeah just press that button, this bit here is called a mouse or a cursor, and you move it around and click the buttons to tell the computer to do something. Here's how to open and close a program, look for the X in the corner, see? And if you press these two buttons on the keyboard here at the same time, you get this blank black box that lets you do all kinds of neat stuff once you know how the commands work."

>Accentuate everything she does right with a quick kiss on the cheek as extra positive reinforcement, and gently put our hands on hers as we guide her through the initial tutorial.
>"So the coolest thing about computers is that they can perform calculations that would take us hours and hours to do in seconds, entertain us with videos and games, teach us new things from online reference libraries, and show live real-time video from computer to connected computer if one of them has a camera to record the video. It helps keep families together, see? Distance is no longer a problem, you can see and talk to each other every day!"
>>
Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643013
Explain the basic concepts: mouse to cursor, keyboard, on / off button and so on.

"Okay now we get to discuss what makes computers so great.

Computers are machines of great capacity, capable of following instructions precisely and dutifully. They rival and surpass the greatest mathematicians in terms of their calculative capacities and can be programmed to receive information from scientific instruments like thermometers, pressure meters or Geiger counters.

This means that in theory, with advanced enough computers and complex enough code, you could create a machine to control an entire factory, to fly a plane, to guide a rocket or to reliably calculate tables of figures and such.

In the future, assuming all goes well, we will live in a world where these jobs and roles in society are either automated or assisted by computers heavily. With many computers being linked into a global network allowing for information being shared as fast as it can flow through it and making international business far simpler. Not to mention making the mail service a thing of the past most likely."
>>
17+10=27

She seems quite amazed by what the computer can do, and she learns quite quickly.

It's not too long until Liz figures out how this works, and can't help but unleash a polite laugh, and a smile.

"I've never had a machine like this make me feel so stupid before... This is really something!"

"Yeah. It makes me feel dumb too..."

She eventually begins to mess around on the computer, and you watch over her. She's quite curious.

Apparently, there doesn't seem to be a "Ethernitius connection", and it seems like you can't access some things... However, Liz can indeed type some words like it's a typewriter on somesort of writing program...

"Huh... Well, this is exciting."

"Yes, yes it is..."

"...Well, now that I know how to use it..."

"Yeah?"

"...Did you want to go back to cuddling?"

"What, you don't want to use it anymore?"

"...Well, it feels a bit one-sided, and I'd love to spend more time with my husband, rather then him sitting her and watching me frail around attempting to figure out how a computer works..."

Huh.

Actions

>...Well, not sure about cuddling, but you could help me with some more science projects...
>...Cuddling and talking sounds good.
>...You know, why don't we get back to what we were doing earlier, so to speak? (Ask her to tumble?)
>...We could go on vacation, you know. About now.
>Hey, come on. I think it's cute to watch you be on the computer...
>...God, I love you...
>Write-in
>>
>>1643035
>Hey, come on. I think it's cute to watch you be on the computer...
>...God, I love you...


"Your face lights up in the most adorable way when you find something new or figure out how to use something. It's like watching a child at Christmas."
>>
>>1643035

>...Well, not sure about cuddling, but you could help me with some more science projects...
>...Jupiter, I love you...

"I know that I often wax eloquent about the Royal Navy, but sweet gods sometimes there's nothing sexier than that big dragon brain of yours."
>>
"Hey, come on... I think it's cute to watch you be on the computer... Your face lights up in the most adorable way when you find something new or figure out how to use something. It's like watching a child at Christmas.. But yeah, I know that I often wax eloquent about the Royal Navy, but sweet gods sometimes there's nothing sexier than that big dragon brain of yours..."

She smiles, flattered.

"I um... Well, thank you for that, Ren."

She of course, follows up with a kiss, and seems really flattered that you said that!

+5 Opinion from Liz!

"...You know, I'm not really too sure about cuddling, and I have some more science projects I gotta do..."

She considers this dilemma...

"...Well... Why don't you multi-task?"

"Hm?"

"...Well, we have multiple heads, don't we?"

Hm...

Actions

>...Why don't we do both? We'll do some science first, THEN mess around on the computer... Together, of course.
>...You know, that's not a half bad idea... (Have on head focused on helping her with the computer, and have another one focused one science... Choose what head you want to do science or focus on Liz, and optionally what the third head should do.)
>...You know, I'd rather focus on one thing at a time... (Choose to either help her with the computer, or to focus on science.)
>Write-in
>>
>>1643046

>...You know, I'd rather focus on one thing at a time... (Choose to either help her with the computer, or to focus on science.)

"With all due respect, sweetie, the stuff I need help with is the kind of stuff that requires complete, undivided attention, or else aerosolized Renexium Crystal escapes the containment pods and starts colonizing and assimilating all organic and inorganic life until the entire planet is one massive chunk of red crystal. For example. We don't need to work on that one quite yet. Besides, what two brains can do, six brains can do three times better."
>>
>>1643047
This and I am thinking...science should be what we focus on.
>>
""With all due respect, sweetie, the stuff I need help with is the kind of stuff that requires complete, undivided attention, or else aerosolized Renexium Crystal escapes the containment pods and starts colonizing and assimilating all organic and inorganic life until the entire planet is one massive chunk of red crystal. For example. We don't need to work on that one quite yet. Besides, what two brains can do, six brains can do three times better, you know."

She seems a bit shocked by that.

"Well... I mean, I'd be happy to help you with science. So long as you don't let the aerosolized Renexium out, alright?"

"Great."

What do anons want to work on?

>Mutagens.
>40k Tech.
>Industrial Tech.
>Agricultural Tech.
>Electronic Tech.
>Warfare Tech.
>Civilian Tech.
>Rocket Tech
>Write-in
>>
>>1643054
>Civilian Tech.
>>
Civilian Tech it is.

Choose from the following.

>Living Conditions
>Attempt to mass produce computers?
>Culinary foods? (Could benefits your restaurant!)
>Political Treatise (Attempt to get the populace more loyal/share the same viewpoints as you by publishing a political treatise!)
>Non-human living conditions!
>Attempt to mass produce cellphones?
>Go back.
>Write-in for ideas.
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>>1643059
>Living Conditions
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>>1643059
>Go back.
>Agricultural Tech.

Don't we still have a food shortage? Or impending food shortage?
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By the way anons.

Your living conditions is currently 1950's (5 years ahead of it's time), and your non-human living conditions is roughly 1920's.

>>1643062
It's been stabilized, it's still rather low and food is somewhat expensive, but it's not getting lower.
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So do anons want me to do both Agricultural and Living Conditions?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1643063
I'd say try to see what we can do for multi-level farming operations, maybe better greenhouses or trying to make lab-grown meat that both tastes good and is economical to create. Then try to commercialize and make some of what's available to us in our palace available to the common folk, to buy and to sell overseas as a new brand.
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>>1643063
Changing my mind then.

>Non-human living conditions!

Let's at least get it up to modern standards or the same as humans if possible...
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>>1643065
>Yes!
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>>1643067
Alright, just want to point out that lab grown meat could be very expensive, time consuming, and likely be a long-term project.

Now, anons want to do living conditions or non-human living conditions?

>Normal Living Conditions
>Non-Human
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>>1643071
>Non-Human


A fair portion of our empire is non-human and it would do wonders for our approval to make their lives better.
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>>1643071
>Non-Human

Well, that kinda sucks, but it's good to have a project in mind for every available option. With how many meat-eaters we have as citizens, it's probably worth looking into sooner or later.
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Non-human it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to do science!

+3 if Liz can help Ren relax and think...
+2 if Liz and Ren can come up with ideas on how to make things suited for non-humans... (Think things like showers being too small, or guns being too big, daily inconveniences basically.)
+1 if Ren can also warm up Liz and himself from the cold.
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643077
Shoulder massage, kisses and the usual generic encouragements.

Well we could make the seat design for our restaurant for Yuan-ti commercially available for purchase. A way for resolving the same problem for the tiny races would be to have seats either have alterable height settings or a climbable front. As for larger races or those that weigh a fuck ton, steel reinforcements into the structures of chairs built larger to fit them. That'd reduce their difficulty sitting and make their lives a little easier.

Fire. We should have a space heater or something around here somewhere. If not then get some blankets and cuddle up.
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Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643077

>Liz goes into dragon form, at maybe a quarter full dragon size, and wraps her wings around Ren and herself like a soft, blanket-like tent to stay the cold. The Royal Navy is situated at the proper height to be a make-shift desk for Ren to sit at while both ponder, and when one of them comes up with an idea, Ren can scribble on paper on the breast-desk.

>Increase shower size and drainage capacity (larger races like half-dragons and werewolves would have sheddings like scale flakes and fur that would get washed off and potentially clog drains), adding some chutes next to stairs (as an easier way for Yuan-Ti to climb vertically, since they can't exactly slither up steps easily), certain necessities like larger variants of refrigerators and iceboxes to make up for the extra food larger races consume, different sizes of household appliances to compensate for size differences, look for ways to mass-manufacture comfortable clothes and shoes that fit for the different races.

>Tell Flames to breathe some warm air around, like a dry sauna. If he balks, tell him he owes us one for finding Chrysoula's sister and making her happy.
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Allowing samefagging if Ren can of course, compliment Liz in her dragon-breast-desk form.
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Do anons want me just to continue?
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Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643089

>"Liz, is this...is this a BRESK? Oh, it's like Christmas, how'd you know this was something I've always wanted??" Ren switches to kobold form, both for the bonuses to SCIENCEing, and to be at the perfect height for his new bresk.
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Since the write-ins were of high quality, I'll let this pass.

You of course, use Liz's bresk to great use, and Liz helps keeps you warm and comfy... Not to mention pats you on the head a bit...

Eventually, you come up with some general life improvements for the other races, and move onto agricultural improvements...

What do anons?

>Focus on carnivores. (14% of the Swedish populace)
>Focus on omnivores. (85% of the Swedish populace.)
>Focus on herbivores. (1% of the Swedish populace.)
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>>1643111
>Focus on omnivores. (85% of the Swedish populace.)
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Omnivores it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for improving agriculture involving omnivores.

+3 if Liz can make you even more comfy.
+2 if you can compliment the Royal Navy, of course, and maybe mess with it a bit.
+2 if you can think of ideas for farming...
+1 if you can't help but think how great it is for having a dragon for a wife.
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>>1643111
>Focus on omnivores. (85% of the Swedish populace.)
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Rolled 5 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1643120
Head meet chest-pillows, they are your new resting place.

"The royal navy is as great as ever. A mighty example of it's owner's power, grace and majesty." Then motorboat the fuckers.

Farmers commonly use crops that replenish the soil to prevent it losing it's fertility. Maybe we could look for additional such relationships in our crops in order to improve productivity per acre and prevent land wastage.

Another idea would be to look into roof and wall gardens / farms for houses and such which act as a cheap, natural insulation material while also allowing for the growth of crops in built up areas by enterprising individuals. Plus they can look beautiful.

One more idea would be to look into developing either aquaponics into every farm or something.

Lastly is the idea of helping farmers buy breeds of animals suited to their region. Such as sheep from the Scottish highlands and such which deal with cold and wet conditions well.

"God Liz is great and her being a dragon only sweetens the pot. She can't get killed easily, lives as long as me, is smarter and can...enjoy alternative styles of tumbling. Not to mention surviving those and any resultant children..."
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Rolled 20 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1643120

>Liz moves her tail so that we can use it as a backrest, and boops our little kobold nose with the tip of her tail while murmuring how gosh darn cute we are in that form.
>"I see the Royal Navy stands, as ever before, ready and waiting to be used in Her Majesty's service. But oh no! There's rubbish on deck! Fear not, Your Majesty, I shall see to it!" Begin rubbing vigorously at a small patch of scales with the pencil eraser.
>"What do you think of a....better greenhouse? One that grows food on three or four floors of nothing but hydroponics, in glass containers to let light seep through. And some form of refractive glass so that light scattering only lets in the light waves that plants can use to grow, and scatters it evenly over the entire floor."
>"You know, this thing here, that we're doing right now, is something literally no one else can give me. You don't know how much I love you for it, and for being willing to do it, even though I'm a total ass sometimes. Thank you. You're an amazing woman Liz, and I'm a lucky man."
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Nice.

What do anons want to do?

>Severely boost the tech level of omnivore agriculture.
>Get a moderate boost to the tech level of all agriculture.
>Get a moderate boost to the tech level of omnivore agriculture, and one more tech action?
>Write-in
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>>1643135
>Get a moderate boost to the tech level of omnivore agriculture, and one more tech action?
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You get an increase to the tech level of omnivore agriculture...

For making Liz feel so happy, anons get to roll a 1d20 for increasing her opinion.

+3 if you can have some more fun with the Royal Navy.
+2 if Liz can find a way to do stuff for you, such as make you snacks or something in her dragon form, and generally be a dragon housewife.
+2 if you can thank Liz for letting you have some fun with the royal navy, and find a way to make her more comfy too?
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Rolled 18 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1643151

>Press up and down on her bosom, and otherwise jiggle it, to give the Royal Navy some 'rough seas' to sail home on!
>Liz calls for a servant to bring in a bowl of fresh, heavily buttered popcorn and some sausages, because being a dragon housewive means telling the slaves what you want done around the house, and when it had better be done by. She fills the time in between dispatching the slave and the slave's return by nuzzling Ren.
>"Liz, it means a lot to me that you put our vacation tour of Europe on hold so that I could deal with some family business and then even helped me out back home with non-vacation-related things. I truly, truly could have not have found a better, more thoughtful and or more thought-provoking wife than you." Ren, still in kobold form, climbs up onto the Royal Navy and squeezes himself into the hollow underneath her chin and above her breasts, to get as close to her heart as possible. "I love you, so much I can't really describe it. So instead I'm just going to get even closer to your heart."
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18+7=25

You of course, get a nice bowl of popcorn, and some dragon nuzzling from Liz, and eventually try to get by her heart.

"Oh, Ren. My sweet, sweet, Ren."

She smiles, and gives you a kiss on the top of your head, and lets you mess with her breasts a bit...

"...You know, I must admit it tickles a bit... Now, do you want anything else Ren?"

"No... Just you."

You notice that she seems so happy, that she seems to have a slight tear in her eye.

"You know, this is one of the most lovely things you've said to me for a while... And the whole trying to get close to my heart... Oh, it's just smashingly adorable."

She smiles, completely enarmored. She's quite happy by your attentions!

+20 relations with Liz.

What other tech do anons want to research?

>>Mutagens.
>40k Tech.
>Industrial Tech.
>Agricultural Tech.
>Electronic Tech.
>Warfare Tech.
>Civilian Tech.
>Rocket Tech
>Write-in
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>>1643166
>Industrial Tech.
Then
>40k Tech.
Then
>Rocket Tech
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>>1643166
>Industrial Tech

Preferably energy, specifically building batteries that can hold a large charge and be recharged quickly and moved relatively easily. Like a battery the size of a white 5-gallon food bucket, to be used for large-scale purposes.
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>>1643169
Actually we have a fairly simple method of doing that on the industrial / nation scale.

We move water up hill during surplus power and then back down through a turbine when we need power.
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Industrial tech it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for general industry improvements.

+2 for more messing around with the royal navy.
+2 if Liz can of course, find another thing to do for you, as part of being a draconic housewife.
+2 if you can come up with industrial improvements...
+1 if you can talk about how sweet and nice she is as dragon, compared to most others...
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1643174
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Rolled 7 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1643170
The issue with that is we don't have a battery that can effectively store and transport that power to wherever it may be needed. Which is what I hope to work on, eventually.

>>1643174

>"Oh no! I'm adrift at sea! Help me, Royal Navy, or else I might drown!" Get in between her breasts, like we do with Chrysoula, and snuggle down in between them, doing what we can to 'keep the waters choppy'.
>Liz realizes that the bed needs to be made, and warming pans slipped under sheets, to be properly prepared for this evening, and 'sees' it done. By a slave, of course.
>Better scrubbers for cleaning the air outputs, to cut down on smog, pollution and waste, starting on primitive robot arms to do repetitive, dull work (stuff like screwing lids on toothpaste tubes) in order to free up workers for other duties, organize better safety standards, because workers are more productive when they aren't constantly wondering if they're going to lose an arm to a machine and stressing over it.
>"Liz, you're just so...sweet. I've talked to my mother, and my aunt, and they're just...nothing like you. Always competitive, always trying to one-up anyone over anything. It's so nice to just have someone to come home to who doesn't care about that kind of crap."
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If anons want to, they can samefag for entertaining Liz a bit, so she'll be more happy. And also if you want to be nice, compliment her further.

If anons don't, you'll figure out how to clean stuff down, but you won't get to discover Robotics.
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>>1643190
>The issue with that is we don't have a battery that can effectively store and transport that power to wherever it may be needed. Which is what I hope to work on, eventually.
We have Renexium batteries we developed a little while back. High energy density and so long as no one attempt to melt them they'll be fine.
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>>1643196
The thing about the Renexium batteries though, is they are inherently unstable, and we haven't figured out how to stop them if they break containment. They'll only break containment if used improperly, but considering we've already had (at least) one dirty bomb thrown at us already, I can be damn sure someone would start using a Renexium battery in a manner inconsistent with its labeling to fuck with us, our empire, and the world as a whole.
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Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1643195

>Play Peek-A-Boo by popping up out of and back into her breast crevice. When we pop out, we reach up, say 'Snoot!' and boop her nose with our nose.
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14+11=25

The two of you have a great time messing with her boobs, and it really helps you focus on working...

Eventually, you get done with some very early prototype robots, and some enviromental cleaning inventions... Such as stopping smog.

You have unlocked Robotics!
Your factories have become more enviromentally protected, and won't damage the enviroment as much!

Liz of course, yawns.

"...Ren? Why don't we stop with this science for now? It's a bit tiring?"

"Oh... So you want to mess around with the computer?"

"...Well, sure. I'd enjoy that... I'm just completely out of ideas..."

She also smiles once you begin to climb out of her breasts.

"Also... I'm a bit terrified someone will come down here and see what we're doing..."

"Oh..."

Actions

>...Alright, I suppose we can mess around on your computer for a bit...
>...Some more science would be fun though...
>...Why don't we retire to the bedchamber a bit, and relax?
>...You know, why don't we go on that vacation?
>Write-in
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>>1643211
>...Alright, I suppose we can mess around on your computer for a bit...
>...You know, why don't we go on that vacation?
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"Alright... Well, let's mess around with that computer, shall we? Then a vacation?"

"A vacation would be splendid."

She gives you a kiss, and nuzzles you over to the computer...

She delicately picks up a chair and puts it by you, and seems content to watch.

"...So why aren't you in your human form?"

"...Well, I'd love to see what you can do... Also, it's rather comfortable down here with all the heating, and I so rarely am in my dragon form...."

Ah.

Actions

>...Come on, human form would be nice....
>...Maybe we should experiment a bit with another form?
>Dragon form sounds good..
>Write-in
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>>1643218

>Dragon form sounds good..

Dragon form Liz is happy Liz.
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Liz remains in her dragon form, watching you on the computer...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for having a fun time with Liz on the internet.

+3 if you can get comfy with dragon Liz.
+2 if you can find interesting things to do on her computer, and try to customize it to fit her personality?
+1 if you can mention to Liz how she's the most nice draconic empress housewife you could ever ask for.
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Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643228

>"Hey Liz. Does the Bresk also come with a double-cushion beanbag chair?" Ren climbs up onto boobs and sits squarely in the middle of the center cleft.
>Upload a family portrait and set it as her background. Maybe give her an audio background with the custom sound of lightly playing the British national anthem and set the waving British flag as a screensaver.
>"Have I told you lately that I could never find another wife like you, and I'm glad that we're married?"
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Allowing samefagging if you can continue to use the Royal Navy, and maybe thank Liz for such a great gift of assets.
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Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1643243

>"I wonder if these double-cushion beanboobs would also double as flotation devices, should the commander of the Royal Navy decree it so?"
>"In all honesty Liz, thanks for letting get some nice time with both the Royal Navy, and the Royal Library. What say you that we go down to the nice, warm pools and see if my kobold form can paddle the Royal Navy from one side to the other while you float on your back? I'm...kind of curious as to how they'd actually float now."
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Test
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So, choose from the following...

>Liz gets completely enamored with computers, and will help you tech up much faster with them (along with being a bit more nerdy)
>Liz gets completely enamored with YOU! This increase the rate of her opinion boosts, and if anons increase her opinion boosts enough, she'll fall in love with you all over again!
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>>1643979
>Liz gets completely enamored with YOU! This increase the rate of her opinion boosts, and if anons increase her opinion boosts enough, she'll fall in love with you all over again!
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Liz is now completely enamored with you...

You of course, get comfy on Liz's beanboobs, so to speak, and she doesn't mind at all.

"In all honesty Liz, thanks for letting get some nice time with both the Royal Navy, and the Royal Library. What say you that we go down to the nice, warm pools and see if my kobold form can paddle the Royal Navy from one side to the other while you float on your back? I'm...kind of curious as to how they'd actually float now..."

"...Ren, I doubt you could even move me, and I highly doubt I could float in the pool."

"...Always a naysayer, you know that?"

She kisses you on the top of your kobold head, and watches you on the computer with a kind smile, and seems to find you absolutely adorable...

Roll me a 1d5 for how much Liz's opinion gets boost for your assistance on the computer.

+2 if you can continue to be adorable, and cute to her.
+1 for more messing around with the royal navy.
+1 for suggestions on what to do next?
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Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1644012
They could actually have some sexy time soon without any autistic furry coming in and literally ruining everything.
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4+1=5

Liz seems to be rather happy, and eventually you manage to convince her to let you have some rather "carnal" fun with her...

Roll me a 1d20+8 for tumbling.

+2 if you can find an appropriate form to tumble dragon liz in.
+1 for complimenting her.
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Rolled 13 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1644059
Dragon if we don't destroy everything around. After that, Dragotaur is probably the next best thing.
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Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1644076
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

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13+10=23

You of course, go to the missile silo, and shift to an appropriate form to tumble Liz in... A dragotaur one.

This goes on for quite a while, maybe an hour or so, and eventually you come to a close, cuddling fondly in the somewhat small space...

"Well... I have to say..."

"...You know, that was nice... Maybe not as nice as the time we did it under the city, to be honest..."

"...Yeah... But it was fun..."

"...You know, why don't we take this somewhere not as cramped?"

"Such as?"

"...How would a brief expedition to the pools sound?"

Actions

>...I think we've had enough fun for one night...
>...Why not some more "fun" time with Liz? It's always great when she's in the mood...
>Write-in
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>>1644109
>...I think we've had enough fun for one night...
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"Honestly, I think we've had enough fun for one night..."

"...Well, that's a first. Alright, I suppose."

You of course, begin to clean up the the missile silo with Liz's help, and you begin to make plans...

>...Make plans to go on vacation with Liz while you still have the time.
>...Make plans to take full control of your nation again.
>...Make plans to go back to Chrysoula and Beth?
>Write-in
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>>1644129
>...Make plans to take full control of your nation again.
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>>1644129
>...Make plans to go on vacation with Liz while you still have the time.
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>>1644129
I'll switch to going on a vacation with Liz
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>>1644129
>...Make plans to take full control of your nation again.
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"So... How would y-"

Before you finish that statement... Should we take Frankizka along?

...Frankizka? Why?

Well... When was the last time you actually were with her?

...A few... Huh.

...My idea is that we hang out with Liz at day time, and hang out with Frankizka at night time...

Solaire's apparently interested in getting Frankizka some time...

Hm.

Actions

>...That's a bad idea.
>...Well, it could work.
>...Why don't we just go on vacation with Liz, and then do some personal time with Frankizka?
>...I don't even want personal time. Can we just go to ruling the country? Please?
>Write-in
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>>1644202
>...Why don't we just go on vacation with Liz, and then do some personal time with Frankizka?
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>>1644202
>...Why don't we just go on vacation with Liz, and then do some personal time with Frankizka?
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You decide to go on vacation with Liz...

"...So, you want to go on that vacation now?"

"To Italy?"

"Yeah."

"...Well... You know..."

She slightly sighs.

"...I slightly feel like we've been neglecting the kids a bit... Would you be adverse if we brought a few along?"

"...If we bring the kids along?"

"...Odahviing, Michael... You know, the newer ones."

Actions

>I'd rather not take kids along... This is supposed to be a vacation between the two of us...
>...I suppose we can do that...
>Write-in
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>>1644256
>You're right Liz, we should bring the younglings with us. They could even learn something valuable on a trip in Italy
Bring Elisif, Odahviik, Aulus and Michael
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"You know, your right. I'll start to round up the kids, alright?"

"Oh, thank you dear. I'll get dressed and ready to go."

"Great."

You of course, get dressed and go to deal with your offspring...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to herd dragons.

+3 if you can think about how to explain this vacation to them?
+2 if you can set down some standard rules about what to do/not to do.
+2 if you can mention how their mother MAY coddle the shit out of them, and what to do in case that happens.

Autosuccess in case this happens.
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>>1644308
>Now listen up you bunch of raw unseasoned wyrms! We're heading to Italy because the heads in charge, aka your mom, the 250 ton terror that she is, has deemed it necessary for the wellbeing and survival of this family. During this field trip you will abide by my rules. You will do as your mother or I say. You shall be polite to your fellow sibling and keep bickering to an appropriate minimum. You shall not be eating anyone unprovoked. You shall not participate in the molesting or destruction of historical monuments is allowed. Failure to abide by these rolls will result in you having the ever living daylights cuddled out of you by Elizabeth III. Continued resistance will result in further punishment in the ship of you meeting your grandmother Karesteina who has personally cuddled doll grown dragons into submission. Is this clear!

https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=3j3_iPskjxk
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You round up the kids, and akin to a drill sergeant, you inform them of what the consquences are for if they fuck up.

...It goes decently, Elslif seems excited, Michael doesn't really care, and Aulus seems distracted by homework... While Odahviik kind of wanders off.

Good enough, you suppose.

How do anons want to get to Italy.

>...Commission a private yacht for the family. (Liz will absolutely love this, and time skip by four days to arrive in Italy)
>...Take one of the new airlines. (Liz might find this interesting, or terrifying. Timeskip by three hour.)
>Fly there. (Timeskip by two hours.)
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>>1644381
>...Commission a private yacht for the family. (Liz will absolutely love this, and time skip by four days to arrive in Italy)
We might even see Marseilles burning along the way.
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You of course, commission a private yacht for the family...

Now of course, roll me a 1d20+4 for how well this goes.

+2 for jokes about the "Royal Navy" with Liz.
+2 for moar drill instructor Ren.
+2 for attempting romanticism on the yacht with Liz?

If everything's done, Liz's opinion will be boosted by +5
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