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the terry branstad stamp of approval for the thread

>>1605580
>THE KITCHEN
-There's a huge guy in there constantly making food that nobody seems to be eating

>>1605580
>THE TOWER

>>1605580
>OUTSIDE
bcuz why not

>>1605580
send our bone boys to explore the outside of the castle. See if there's any notable loot.

>>1605580
Let's go beat the boss, we can explore once things have calmed down and he's not fucking ranting and raving in our heads. Our mind is only for Muscles, Kek Spirits, and Mommy. Also:

> "Nyeah! Face me if you dare, new Friend!"
I thought you said we wouldn't be friends if we broke your shitty toys?

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Archive for any newcomers.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20The%20Forces%20of%20Evil

>>1605580
>THE KITCHEN

>>1605580
>OUTSIDE
Let's get some fresh air

>>1605580
>>OUTSIDE

>>1605580
Are we still injured? If so, animate small nuggers to Blood for Blood before heading to the tower.

>>1605580
>THE OUTSIDE

We got the key 'n all to face the Skull Lord, but lets get some more things to shit on him with. We're down 30/50 HP too, yeah?

OUTSIDE

seriously guys, stop with the MUH QUEST TIME bullshit, we're not ready for battle with the boss, we need to level up first.

>>1605580
THE OUTSIDE

>>1605632
No, we're pretty ready. We kind of just told SL to fuck off with his stupid WILL and won. Quite frankly I think you're overestimating him.

But whatever, if y'all wanna go get beat up by a flower, go ahead.

>>1605580
>THE TOWER
I want us to heal first then fight SL, get this over with so we can get the Wand and rescue Luna/Mother

>>1605580
>THE TOWER

>>1605654
implying the flower is more powerful than the lord of the realm.
did you fell when you were a child or something?

>>1605580
Time to skull fuck the skull lord!

>>1605580
heal and prep first pls

>>1605580
>THE TOWER

>>1605580
>THE KITCHEN

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It's never a BAD TIME to count votes!

>>1605580
We should heal, then go to
>THE TOWER
Can we inspect the gun? I would like to try and find any manufacturers markings on it, see if it's going to blow our hand off.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

Undertale autism standing by for launch.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1605742
All systems are go, we got vore fetish porn of Alphys, plenty of %playername%xSans, and ... shit, no papyrus.
Welp, off to Paheal. Gotta find obscure fetish porn of Papyrus.

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THE VOTES

>TOWER
7 votes

>OUTSIDE
6 votes

>KITCHEN
3 votes


>You pull up the gun you've found
>A tremulous energy fills you
>A: "It's heavy..."
>You fold your index finger into the trigger
>Then pull it out
>You spent time on /k/ a little less than some other boards but fuck
>You're not a complete idiot
>This thing doesn't seem to have aged
>At least not much
>Almost as if it's been kept in an airtight box it's whole life
>You slap down your HOUSEVATOR
>Lean in
>Then pop out with your bag of Funyons
>MAWNCH munch munch

>ANONYMOUS HAS HEALED FOR 25 HP
>ANONYMOUS IS AT FULL HEALTH

>A: "Thish ish kinna fugged up."
>You turn to Grillby
>A: "Whouldn' ya shay?"
>He doesn't speak
>He just keeps cleaning that glass
>His specs are sitting crooked
>His fire is a perfect orange-red
>No blue in sight
>You wave your hand in front of his face
>Snap Muscles' fingers
>Dang
>That is loud
>Nothing
>A: "Damn...guess that dialouge tree is run out."
>You tip an invisible fedora to Grillby
>A: "Wrex."
>Then head off to the spooky gate at the bottom of the stairs
>You pop out the key
>A wooden soldier
>With shifting letters at the base
>You try to figure out how this is supposed to open the gateway to this world's final boss...
>Then you realize
>A: "Hey!"
>A small gang of Skeltons and a Zombie Foreman Grill have been crowding you this whole
>A: "Gimme some air!"
>Your minions back up
>Their limbs wobble and wooge
>Hm
>Bodies of pure Chicken Nugget flesh is novel but most likely useless for combat

>You stare back at the little puzzle
>Then do what you plan to do when Jackie let's you reach 4th base
>A: "Just ram it in."
>Whac!
>A: "...I said! JUST RAM!"
>WHack!
>A: "IT!"
>WHUHAK!
>A: "IIIINNN!"
>WHAAKAKAKAKAKAKAK
>You pant
>click

https://youtu.be/C9W4cN5uZUw

>A: "You all saw it...she was blushing."
>You dust off your clothes
>A: "That's consent in Japan."

>A spiraling staircase stands before you
>You take the first tenative step

cont

>>1605742
and there goes our first nat.
it signals the bad rolls we will have. good job

>>1605749
>>1605749

https://youtu.be/RDJPzvC6H8w

>As you ascend you see the world down below
>A sprawling city
>All lit by the moon
>Everything seems cast into bright lights and shadow
>Almost like a painting
>Once you reach the top a single figure awaits in a large circular room
>All sides are dominated by windows stretching up the 50 foot cieling
>You see toys
>Video game systems
>Comics
>DvDs
>Everywhere
>All neatly arranged
>The figure turns
>A: "Oh bullshit..."
>SL: "Hello, friend. It's good to finally meet you!"

>You stand before the Skull Lord
>It's fucking King Papyrus

what do?

>>1605755
ask him why the shit is he doing?

>>1605755
Give me. The Eyes.

>>1605755
"Yo m8 why did you choose to be papyrus? You could've been someone really evil and overlordy and stuff but you chose papyrus. Why?"

>>1605755
"The eyes. Now."

>>1605755
Hey Skull Lord. I've got some BONE to pick

>LAUNCH THE PUN TRAAAAAAAAAIIIIIIIIIINSSSSSSS

>>1605755
>"OK listen here you shitty fanboy, give me your eyeballs, the relic, and I'll be on my way. Don't and.... you're gonna have a bad time......"

>>1605755
"So uh. Can I steal your Eyes please?"

>>1605755
>"Are they real? or are they just delusion of yours given form?"

>>1605755
ask politely for the eyes
also, checked

>>1605755
SHOOT HIS FACE WITH THE GUN

>>1605767
>>1605755
this

>>1605755
You boys wanna play stupid and just fight the boss fine.
DEMON ROUTE
COLLAPSE THE ROOF AND GAIN SURPRISE ENGAGE INITIATIVE

>>1605755
Changing this
>>1605784
for this
>>1605785

>>1605755
Ask him politely for the eyes, then pretend to be disappointed at his inevitable denial of our perfectly reasonable request.
While we're doing that, charge up a Massacre Wave, and aim the gun at his center mass.
Oh, and prepare to dodge, too.

>>1605755
"What do you call a king skeleton? A Skull Lord! But seriously, do I have to jam my fingers into your eye sockets your eyes or are the eyes just a metaphor for shiny magic gems you keep hidden somewhere?"

>>1605755
"You aren't Papyrus, you're just wearing his face."

>>1605755

"You've met with a terrible fate, haven't you?"

>>1605815
This

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>>1605755
When he responds to us talking too him, sucker punch him with a blunted whipfist.

>>1605817

Would going Happy Mask Salesman on him be too meta?

>>1605825
Why are you making a Majora's Mask reference?

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Friends, let us count

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1605833

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THE VOTES

>Demand the Eyes
5 votes

>Call Out his Disguise
3 votes

>Sucker Punch Him
5 votes

>Talk/Question/Puns
5 votes


>A: "Alright, look. I can see you're a..."
>You glance around the room
>At the figurines of unknown media
>The Bean-Bag racecar bed
>The sick Computers
>The Spaghetti Plate still steaming in corner
>A: "Busy man..."
>You stand straight
>Point one finger at him
>A: "But I am here for your eyes! Surrender-ada them Skurr Rord San! Otherwise..."
>You push your fist into the air
>Muscles clenches, exuding your energy like smoke from a fresh forged piece of Steel
>A: "Or I will be forced to extreme fisty type measure to retrieve them."
>SL: "Did you like my world, Hyuuman?"
>A: "Why are you wearing that Shitty Pap costume?"
>SL: "Why are you wearing that shitty Warlock Costume? Haha Your form is ridiculous!"
>A: "I am going to kick your bony ass for the thing I want and by the end of it you might start to like it."
>He blinks
>He blinks his eye-sockets
>They made a clack sound
>SL: "Oh you- You think you're gonna ROLL THE BONES with me!?"

https://youtu.be/o26ZJjwi-n8

>He starts to float
>His cape flutters in an unseen breeze
>SL: "You broke my toys."
>You clench the gun in your pocket
>SL: "Guess I'll have to play with YOU!"
>You smell Spaghetti
>He raises his hands, summoning something from the piles of discarded entertainment mediums
>SKRRT
>SL: "Oh wait!"
>He snaps his fingers
>The room expands outward
>Walls fly off into the distance
>People begin to appear
>In stands
>Like a stadium
>You see Alphys
>Grillby
>That fat guy from the kitchen
>Tons of other Monsters that you're sure Toby Fox named but nobody wants to look all those up
>SL: "Now we have an audience!"
>He claps his hands together
>SL: "Now I can be cheered when I break you!"
>GRRRRRRAOOOOONNN

>Not one...but TWO hulking action figures of the Skull Lord himself have arisen
>You taste spaghetti and freshly inflated basketballs
>He's laughing
>...and he's not stopping

WHAT DO FOR YOUR SUCKER PUNCH!?

>>1605913
Massacre Wave, then a Mozambique drill with the pistol.

>>1605913
MASSAKAR WAIVU

>>1605913
Have our right eye go black and our left eye alight in pink flames! Then sucker punch one action figure into the other!

>>1605913
So Muscles... You wanna learn how to use a gun?

>>1605913
SHOOT HIM with gun

>>1605913
EMPTY THE GUN ON HIM.

>>1605913
Shoot Skull Lord with the gun

>>1605913
>SUCKER PUNCH WITH a question about if the reason god stays in heaven is because he too fears what he's created

>>1605913
>Use AGI i mean FIRE

>>1605924
switching from this to >>1605929 this

>>1605913
Sucker punch him with the pistol. A big ass pistol whip.

>>1605913
>laser beam punch

>>1605948
support

>>1605913
Massacre Wave.

>>1605955
>>1605924
>>1605923
Do you realize that using the massacre wave lets him attack us freely, right?

>Inb4 charge time gets anon gutted

>>1605957
I changed my vote m8

>>1605960
also pastebin for spells and shiiit

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>>1605957
He gets an attack of opportunity if we're in melee range. Not a free attack anywhere else. And, as far as I know, we're not in melee range.

>>1605985
Quest is implying he could lazer us on his AoO in the discord

>>1605985
But we are in shooting with lasers range.

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>>1605985
>>1605985
Hey, friend just letting you know.
Massacre Wave has a charging time of one turn.
He gets to hit you for free because you can't use Muscles or move too much while you're chargin your super cannon.

Also it's time to vote.
Guess you could say this on really counts.

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>>1605985

>>1605913
Skeletons? Gotta be bludgeoning damage. Pierce and Slash aren't gonna do much for us. Smash and Grind to dust

>>1606025
fire and holy works too, depending on the game

>>1606004
Can we charge it up with it hidden behind us or something concealing it?

Stall for time by talking to him?

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>>1606004
Are you threatening us Quest Master?

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Rolled 7, 9 = 16 (2d10)

THE VOTES

>Laser beam combo punch (s'pretty neat)
2 votes

>Pawnch
3 votes

>MASSACRE WAIVU
3 votes

>Shoot his ass
5 votes

THE PATH IS CHOSEN!

https://youtu.be/2g1xL_Bpl_0

>You think just for a second
>About this stranger
>You don't know him
>Never knew his life
>Or his struggles
>Maybe he wasn't always like this?
>A madman, ruling over a made up world
>Tormenting phantoms and toppling imaginary enemies
>Living like a king
>Is it disgusting?
>Naw
>It's escapism
>...and it's Sadism
>...and hedonism
>Man
>You think you recognize a little bit of yourself
>Or rather
>What you might have been
>SL: "Nyeehahaha! Do you see!? Do you see how COOOL I am, Hyuman!"
>S: "Wooo! Dunk on him Lil Bro!"
>A knock-off Sans cheers from the audience
>He's eating popcorn
>Covered in Ketchup
>That tears it
>You dig in your pocket
>A: "Nobody's going to get this reference."
>SL: "Nyehhhahahaha!"
>You pull out the Blam Blam
>Point it at the guy behind his Cosplay
>A: "This ones for mom you Sunnova BITCH!"

ROLL DEX! THEN STR!

Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1606069
DON'T FUCK UP

Rolled 17, 2 = 19 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 2, 12 = 14 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 14, 2 = 16 (2d20)

>>1606069
inb4 two 1s

Rolled 17, 4 = 21 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 2, 4 = 6 (2d20)

>>1606069
DEX STRONGTH

Rolled 18, 14 = 32 (2d20)

>>1606069
FIRE WITH THE POWER OF MOM!

Rolled 1, 2 = 3 (2d20)

>>1606069
Rolling.

Rolled 14, 13 = 27 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 13, 15 = 28 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

>>1606069
I HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IM DOING

Rolled 15, 18 = 33 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d20)

>>1606069

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>>1606087
>>1606082

Rolled 6, 6 = 12 (2d20)

>>1606069

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CLARIFICATION POST!

>You took a SUCKERPUNCH action
>You dirty fighting cheat-bag
>Wow
>What a fffffartface

>You get advantage on the Dex roll

Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1606069
rollling unrolled strength

>>1606025
Against Papyrus (and all Undertale monsters), strong negative feelings do extra damage.
Against fanfiction authors, the Truth (about how their work is inconsistent with itself, with the source material, bad writing overall, and is just an escapist fantasy for their sad lives) does extra damage.

Rolled 8, 14, 10 = 32 (3d20)

>>1606102
Dex 1, Dex 2, Str.

Rolled 90, 49, 2, 74, 74, 35, 87 = 411 (7d100)

>>1606122
Also I felt like rolling 7d100 for no reason.

Rolled 6, 8 = 14 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 13, 19 = 32 (2d20)

>>1606077
>>1606139
Welp pack it in boys. I refuse to believe that quest isn't somehow controlling the dice.

>>1606069
>>1606069
Yall are firing bullets at a skeleton.

It's just gonna fly through his bones

Rolled 11, 7 = 18 (2d20)

>>1606069
do not be of worrying, i will reattempt to save us with 20s

>>1606167
I'd like to help but I already rolled.

Rolled 4, 18 = 22 (2d20)

>>1606069

Rolled 15, 11, 14 = 40 (3d20)

>>1606069
Dex 1, Dex 2, Str

Rolled 10, 3 = 13 (2d20)

>>1606069
I hate dice.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1606139
I guess I'm supposed to roll a third d20?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1606081
third die roll for the dex adv

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1606094
Rolling for Dex Adv

Rolled 6 (1d20)

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>>1606087
>>1606077

Dex Winnars!

>Ouch
>2 + 4 = 6 total

-2 due to Nat 1

>4 total

>>1606139
Strength Winnar!

>8 + 9 = 17 total!

>BlamBlam!
>When that Slime dummy attacked you in the basement
>That wasn't fucking funny
>When you had to hang out with Alphys and her Bad Dragon monument of a computer station
>That. Wasn't Funny
>This world needs to be Delet
>So you are sending this guy to the shadow realm
>You clenched your eyes when you fired
>Muscles was plenty strong enough to keep you steady as the gun went off
>A: "Oh fug, Skwull Word."

>You didn't hit shit
>Except the posters Skull Lord keeps on his walls
>He's stunned regardless
>Staring at the holes
>His eyes aren't bugged out
>Or cartoony and bulbous
>Like they ought to be
>His eyes seem to have changed
>Sunken
>Like holes in mask
>You can see a pair of bright blue peepers in there
>A: "Ha! I knew it."
>SL: "Where did you get that!?"
>Ruh roh
>He lights a basketball on fire
>Lifts it into the air over his head
>SL: "WHERE DID YOU GET THAT!?"

Super Slam Dunk-mode attack
1d20 = 2 + 10 =12

>HE SLAMS THE BALL DOWN!
>Right into his own floor
>You do a cartwheel to escape
>Letting your Armor absorb the shockwaves
>You land on top of a Donkey Krang arcade cabinet
>The crowd gasps
>You have 1 bullet left

>SL: "Nyeah!"
>He waves his hand at you
>The Trident on your back explodes into floating dust
>SL: "Nyeah!"
>Your Pinstripe Suit sticking out of your pocket ruffles
>Nothing else happens
>You still have the gun
>SL: "I DIDN'T SAY YOU COULD HAVE THAT!? HOW DID YOU GET IT!?"
What do?

>>1606256
I GOT IT FROM YO MAMA
>Shoot in face

>>1606256
We going in
Cut him down with Muscles Followed by a BfB

>>1606256
"Your mom gave it to me"
then shoot again

>>1606256
Stop fighting and begin arguing about how one of his creatures dropped it meaning it's part of the game

And then use that opportunity to shot skull

>>1606256
Engage in cqc

>>1606256
punch him

>>1606256
YOUR MOM

>shoot again

>>1606256
How about, let's NOT shoot the tiny bullet at the SKELETON! Let's instead punch him! With our fist! Because a fist will hit shit better than a tiny bullet! Especially a skeleton with no vital organs to shoot at.

>>1606256
I think your Woodman stole it.
Do the Whipfist!

>>1606256
Engage Gun-Kata, Muscles is a body in motion.

>>1606256
Charge into melee

>>1606287
>getting in melee range.
>allowing three enemies to pin you up.
what are you, stupid?

>>1606256
"Your waifu is shit."

Shoot him with the gun in our human hand, while Muscles punches him

>>1606301
>Not using our higher stats
>Instead using our shit stats with a shit weapon
What are you, retarded?

>>1606256
Starwalk to the ceiling, shoot Massacre Wave

>>1606270
support

Shoot him with the gun again

>>1606256
>SKELTONS
>PONCH UM

>>1606256
Turns out trying to hit a skeleton with a gun is fucking hard. Punch him and insult his mother

>>1606387
Killing skellies is fun
I'm the guy with the gun
Gonna go out when I'm done
To your house, fuck your mum.

>>1606256
"Fuck you, that's how" BLAM THAT FOOL!!!

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I AM RETURN
hey...
what do you call a percussion instrument in a graveyard?
...a xylobone

https://youtu.be/oShTJ90fC34

counting

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

The votes

>Instead of facing the chest give him two to the chest
6 votes

>PaHAWNCH! (punch)
9 votes

>Ruse him with shit talk
1 vote

>Shoot with your mortal arm
1 vote


>MASSACRE WAVE
1 vote


>You lower the gun
>Raise your FIST
>A: "Row row..."
>SL: "You can't fight my power! Or make ANY references I don't understand!"
>A: "You ever watch Azumanga Daioh?"
>SL: "Of course."
>A: "That's why you deserve this."

ROLL STRENGTH!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1606653

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1606653

Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
WE NEED TO GET MORE OBSCURE WITH OUR REFERENCES!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1606653

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1606653
Oh boy

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1606653
STAN TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653

Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
Rolling.

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
>FALCON

>>1606663
"I implore you to reconsider."

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
Does Muscles level up?
If so how?
It doesn't seem to be by punching things, must we supply him with Booty?

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
DON"T FUCK UP

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1606653

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
oh my gah

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1606653

Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1606653
ROLLING IOWAN THUNDER

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1606653
Time to rattle his bones

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1606653
aw hell, I'll give it a shot

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>>1606664
>>1606664
WINNER!

>17 total

>A: "I do TWO things with grace! Speed and precision!"
>You charge across the ground
>Your eyes light up
>A: "One of them is Traps!"

https://youtu.be/dAYLQhsOfZk

>A: "The other is REK SHIT!"
>Muscles grows barbs and horrorific plates across his forearm
>You swing him down like the hammer of justice!
>You meet a shield
>A glowing wall of Golden energy!
>SL: "Nyaahahh! W-weak sauce, HYOOMAN!"
>His eyes
>They went back to just being Skeleton eye sockets
>S: "Wooo! HE'S THE GREATEST!"
>SL: "Oh, thank y-"
>S: "THE BEST!"
>SL: "Yes, Super Sans thank y-"
>S: "Handsome! Strong! Smart! My lil Bros got the whole package!"
>SL: "WILL YOU SHUT UP!? HUH!? YOU -ALWAYS- DO THIS!"
>You don't let opportunities pass
>You sneak out a kick!
>It hits the same bubble of energy
>SL: "Stop! Trying! To win!"
>FWWOOOSH!
>You're thrown backwards by an unseen force!
>You were headed for a pile of dry spaghetti spears!

>Cool guy force wave
11+5 = 16!

>You slap the ground with your monster hand
>Muscles and you have gotten so in-sync lately
>Why haven't you been craving booty?
>Well...craving it more than usual
>Or your darkest fetish
>Loving eye contact and home made grill cheese
>Sicko
>SL: "Get him!"
>THE PAPYRUS GOLEMS ATTACK!

>SMASH!
8+4= 12!

>You roll out of the way!

>PG: "NYEEEAARRRHHH!"
>SMMASH!
>16 + 8 = 24!

>You rolled right beneath the crushing plastic hand of the second one
>Muscles pushed up keeping you both from getting smushed

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 10 DAMAGE

ANON IS AT 10 HP

>SL: "Now hold still."
>Skull Lord has begin charging another Basketball
>It glows with orange fire and pasta noodle tendrils
>SL: "I wan to -enjoy- this!"
>Alphys screams out from the crowd
>A: "Anon! DON'T TRY TO DODGE! THAT'S A HOMING ATTACK!"
>Sans sits next to Alphys
>S: "Hey."
>A: "H-hey, Super Sans..."
>S: "What has two arms...two legs...but won't have either if they sabatoge my bro again?"
>Alphys just starts to cry
>S: "Hot dog?"


what do?

>>1606776
10 hp? you wanna clarify that?
Play Tennis with the Boss! Punch the ball back!

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>>1606776
I MIS TYPED!


ANON IS AT 45 HP

not 10 hp

I am worn down to the bone here, I tell ya

>>1606776
RE-ENACT DODGEBALL TIMES! FUCKING EAT IT THEN THROW IT BACK!

>>1606776
Keep beating on his shield. Break it.

>>1606776
Give 'em the ol' massacre wave!

>>1606776
>>1606798
motherfucking THIS!

>>1605580
>.32

>>1606776
open a portal in front of the attack. teleport it to another dimension!

Use scissors to bring in a bunch of dogs. Skeletons hate dogs

>>1606817
Why just regular dogs, when there's a rather progressive werewolf we know?

>>1606795
this

>>1606803
I'm changing my vote to this
>>1606812
it doesn't matter what dimension it goes to, as long as it's not ours

>>1606826
>>1606829
We don't even know where he is, and we can't accurately open portals during battle.

Come up with a better plan.

>>1606776
Do we have the SkullBois in here? See if they can have the homing attack follow them while they drive around making beep beep noises.

>>1606832
it doesn't matter where the portal opens, just so long as it's between us and him. The attack gets sent somewhere else and we close the portal immediately afterwards.

Do this.
>>1606840

>>1606840
support

>>1606840
Supported

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>>1606776
>Eat it.

>>1606811
Quest has clarified it to being a .32 ACP revolver.

>>1606776
Supporting:
>>1606812

>>1606840
Good idea

>>1606840
>portal opens in Jackies house, kills her family.

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Countan

"You hungry, bud?"

>>1606776
USE EXPLOSION

Question: We can't overtake his realm by our will, or rather wont because of how dangerous it is, but what about introducing foreign objects using our will?

We're not taking over per se, just adding in our own will to "build" in his escapism realm. Say just a single object. Like more bullets to shoot in his stupid face.

Doubt it'll work at all, but it's an idea I got.

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THE VOTES!


>Use the Bois to b8 the shot
1 vote

>Counter Catch!
1 vote

>EAT IT
3 votes

>Punch him again fuck you I don't do boss sequences
1 vote

>Disaster Dude Blast
1 vote

>PORTAL ROULETTE!
8 votes


>SL: "NYEAAHHH!"
>He SLAMS
>He Jams!
>You smirk
>SHRRRIIIIP!


rolling d100
17!

>SHWOOOSH!
>The Basketball sails through the portal
>...it vanishes
>Exploded into a cloud of white shining dust as soon as it crosses the portal
>Nothing stays real outside of this place
>You pop your head in to check
>It's somewhere back on Earth
>A guy's vegetable stand has been obliterated
>G: "My...LETTUCE-u!"
>A: "Psh. Cabbage is better anyways."
>You pull your head out
>SL: "What!? NO! NO YOU CAN'T DODGE MY SUPER SEEKING BASKETBOMB!"
>Does he have a name for all of his moves?
>The crowd boos
>Excpet Alphys
>A: "yay! Woooo!"
>The rest of the crowd looks at her like she's just took a shit on the pope
>S: "Man."
>Sans smacks while choking down seventeen hotdogs
>S: "It's like you -want- to go to the Gremb-hole."
>SL: "NRREEAAHH! How dare you! You come into MY realm! Want to take MY stuff!"
>A: "Heh. It's not -your- stuff if you can't keep it."
>You smirk
>Then your face drops
>Did you really just say that?
>Muscles shakes
>Like he was working really hard to do something
>What
>No time
>This room is getting weird
>Some of the games have disappeared
>The titles have changed
>The Sans-Statues glitch and warp

>A door appears behind you
>It's small and purple
>With a sign that says "KEEP OUT" on the front
>Skull Lord is glowing again
>His eyes have gone back to looking like human ones hidden behind a mask

>It's your turn to go on the offensive

or

>OPEN THE DOOR

or

>Other, the Anon does not abide by no restrictive choice options

>>1606936
>It's your turn to go on the offensive

MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA MUDA

>>1606936
Ooohhhh nonononono, fuck this shit. Punch his ass into next sunday!

>>1606936
>>OPEN THE DOOR

>>1606944
I'm gonna support this

>>1606936
Hit him with that reverse warlock punch

>>1606936
>other

REMOVE THE DOOR, AND PUNCH HIM WITH IT

>>1606962
Alright im gonna have to switch to this

>>1606936
OPEN THE DOOR

>>1606936
REMOVE THE DOOR, AND PUNCH HIM WITH IT

>>Brace your teeth!

>>1606936
>OPEN THE DOOR

>>1606936
Punch him into the door and then through said door!

>>1606951
changing support to this
>>1606962

>>1606936
Punch him WITH the door.

OPEN THE DOOR

>>1606936
SMACK THE BIG BRAT WITH A BIG DOOR BAT

Wouldnt that just brake the door?

>>1607015
Not like in a open way...more like in a broken in half way

>>1607015
Who cares? We technically achieve both choices by this course of action.

We technically open the door by ripping it offa its hinges
and we also technically punch Papyrus via door.

ACTUALLY, CHANGING FROM
>>1607012
TO
>PUNCH HIM WITH THE DOOR

>>1606962
support

jfc get a life weeb cucks

>>1607039
Yeah we should say that

>>1606936
THE BOX
OPEN THE DOOR

>>1606936
A door? A DOOR! Oh what could be on the other side of this door.

>>1606962
support

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Let's get to counting

>>1607106
Open the box
take off your socks
you're about to be disappointed

>>1606936
If nothing stays real outside of here or whatever, can't we just portal him out then pick up the eye stones that fall out of the poof'd skeleton man?

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Rolled 6 (1d10)

THE VOTES

>Attac He
2 votes

>Open the DOOR
6 votes on the floor

>The Monster's Inc Special
9 fucking votes

>SL: "When I defeat you I'll hold seven parades! Then I'll make so nobody needs to sleep or eat and we'll have Special Time ALL OVER YOUR DEAD BODY!"
>He Scream
>He scream so hard his human looking eyes bulge out of their sockets
>SL: " https://youtu.be/CeIiAEQTbhY "
>SL: "NEEHHHHhhhh I'm thirsty!"
>Skull Lord holds out his hand
>A smoothie flies into it
>He slurps
>SL: "THIS ISN'T CREAM CORN SODA FLAVORRRED!"
>S: "Sorry, bro! I'll get it right next time!"
>God fucking damn
>Would this guy get off of his own board
>A: "No. No wait."
>You reach for THE DOOR
>It isn't attached to anything
>It's just a floating door
>A: "Oh...ohhoohoho."
>You slap the door into your human palm
>Like a paddle
>A big
>Purple
>Ass mashing paddle
>A: "I think it's time to call in the big guns."
>SL: "Mewclear weapons?"
>A: "No."
>You raise up the door
>A: "Fetishes!"

ROLL STRENGTH!

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1607190

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
DON'T FUCK UP

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
Rolling.

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1607190
Oh dear lord

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
be strong young one

Rolled 5 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
THAT'S PADDLIN!

Rolled 12 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
rollin fetish strungth

Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190

Rolled 18 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
私はあなたを平らにするでしょう!

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190

>>1607196
>19

Not bad.

Let's open a world of pain on this little shit.

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
Didn't know we were a Paddlin

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
+2

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1607190
Well fuck I hope 19 is good enough to hit that AC.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1607190

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190

Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607190
TOWER OF POWER

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>>1607240
>>1607247
ERE WE GO LADS, WE GONNA DRAIN THE CALCIUM FROM THIS SKELETON

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>>1607221
>>1607221
Hey. Don't think I missed that.
You are a treasure and true friend.

>>1607196
Winner...

>19
>>1607240
+2!
>>1607247
+2!

>23 total

https://youtu.be/Lk0eqHLw60U

>You start running toward the Skull Lord
>Faster
>SL: "I am SICK of having to do EVERYTHING around here!"
>Faster
>SL: "You owe. me. your. Lives!"
>You Jump
>Soar through the air
>He finally notices you
>SL: "Oh, piss off! I'm tired of dreaming you!"
>He emits a yellow hand
>It phases through you
>Like it wasn't even there
>A Light emerges inside you
>WHUUHHHCRACKakakak!

>YOU CRACK SKULL LORD ACROSS HIS RIDICULOUS JAW!
>HE'S SENT FLYING!
>BraBOOOOM!
>You land
>Door pieces and teeth scatter around you
>You stand
>Roll your monstrous shoulder
>Then turn to the crowd
>A: "He need some milk."
>Silence
>S: "Boooo-"
>Sans tries to jeer
>The crowd explodes into laughter
>Some of them are crying from the effort
>Even Grillby
>He's blue as Port-o-potty water
>It's like they've never heard a joke before
>Not a good one at least

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 12 DAMAGE

>A: "You know I bet you had a story once."
>You drop the door
>A: "Damn shame. It's in the way of -mine-."

>SL: "...Uhhhh Oooaahh..."

>The Papyrus Golems Rush forth!

cont

>>1607371
>>1607371


8 + 3 = 11

>CRASH!
>You smack the hand away from you
>A: "Bih!"

8 + 18 = 26!

>SMACK!
>You sail into the sky
>Across the room and into that plate of Spaghetti
>SPLLAT!

>ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 10 DAMAGE
>ANON IS AT 35 HP

>You sit up
>Suck down a ragu coated noodle
>You smack
>Then glare
>A: "This...pasta."
>It's delicious
>Motherfucker can't even fake Papyrus right

>He's dragging himself out of the rubble
>You're able to stand despite your injuries
>He rips off his shirt!
>SL: "Enough GAMES!"
>SHHHHRRRIIIP!
>WOW
>He's hot
>From the neck down...
>and the thighs up
>The rest is still Skeltal
>SL: "Behold my glorious SKELETON ABS and tremble HRYUUUUUMAN!"
>A: "Jesus, Fuck. A character is NOT a catchphrase."
>Your eyes explode into pink light
>A: "Begone Th-"

>A knock comes from the door

What do?

>>1607374
we don't want to be rood, answer it

>>1607374
THE BOX
OPEN MYSTERY BOX
OPEN DOOR

>>1607374
let's answer the door.

If we have time, smash one of those golems.

Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1607374
Massacre Wave on SL.

>>1607374
Get the damn door.