>>1586803
>>Stay out of this
At least don't make this decision while you're still on an adrenaline high.

>Stay out of this

>>1586803
>Other? (write-in)

Advise that maybe talking about this absolutely right now isn't the best idea. As this post says: >>1586826

We need time to cool off and speak in more calm conditions. Even if Asher decides to become a hollow after he dies, it's his life to dictate and live (and die) on his terms.

okay that's pretty straight forward

>writing

>>1586803
>>Stay out of this

You stand there and ponder for a bit while the two of them are busy arguing.
Seeing your dilemma your grandson walks up to you.

"It's always the same shit isn't it?"
He asks of you while he backs away from his parents.

"Yeah... But Alex is much more vocal than ever before..."
With that you begin walking towards them.
"Guess I'll have to sort this out."

As you make your way to them the couple ignores you as they keep debating things.
With a loud clearing of your throat you cut them off abruptly.
They stop almost immediately and look at you.
"I don't mean to butt in on your business but...
This is probably not the best time to argue about this.
So how about you wait until the two of you are not so... pent up.
At least don't make such an important decision while you're still on an adrenaline high."

"But-"

"No but Alex!"
You snap at your daughter.
"I get that you are angry, I really do.
But this is not your decision to make nor mine.
Only his."
You look at Asher.

"T-thanks Kaizar..."
He sighs and sits down, his joints make an audible sound.
"Truth be told I'm really tempted.
And I definitely want to join up with you guys but...
Ugh... I came all this way, I'll see it through 'till the end."

You nod and extend an arm to him.
"Of course.
Now then... Come on old man.
I'll take you home."

Asher smirks at that and takes your hand.
"Hey there pot. My name is kettle..."

You just smile at that and look back at Aaroniero who is still chatting with Nejibana.
Before departing with Asher you make your way there and look at the two of them.
He notices you as you get close enough and looks up at you.

"Oh... hey there.
Nejibana just asked me about the reverend.
She was quite intrigued..."

"Listen Aaroniero.
Can I ask a favor from you?
See to it that Alex and Dante get home.
I'll handle Asher."

"Sure thing."

After agreeing on things with Aaroniero you walk back to Asher and Alex and see something interesting.
Once she stood up and cleared her eyes Alex went and hugged Asher intently.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DQ_MRcPtQx4

"Promise me...
Promise me that we'll be together."

"Of course we will."
There is little hesitation in Ashers voice.
"After all... I love you."

Seeing this you stop for a moment and clear your eye with a handkerchief.
"Fucking rain..."
You mutter to yourself as you look up at the clear sky.

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Once everything was said and done you took Asher back to his home and afterwards returned to Hueco Mundo.
For a few weeks nothing substantial has happened outside of Alex frequently making visits to the UK.

It was during this time that you got a call from Yoruichi herself.
She said that despite the large casualties Soul Society managed to completely clean up the mess that Muramasa created.
Now all that remains of his work are the few ruined buildings dotting the Seiretei and even those won't remain for too long as the Raigo Clan is tirelessly rebuilding everything that was damaged.

Supposedly there was also a matter with certain Zanpakuto that managed to actually kill their own masters before Muramasa was dealt with.
These renegade spirits became half dead wandering souls that tried to posses anyone as a sort of parasite because these souls still couldn't exist on their own.
However you simply couldn't be asked to care about this as you had better things to do.
Such as looking after your daughter, Sofia.


It was during one of these sessions with her that Tia came to ask something from you.
"Hey erm...
I just got a weird call from the living world."

"Oh boy..."
You sigh as you keep playing with Sofia.

"It's actually...
Well this is awkward.
We have been formally invited to a baby shower."

You look up in surprise.
"WHAT?!"

"Apparently the Kurosaki boy couldn't keep it in his pants."

"...
Damn those kids and their raging hormones!"

"Well they suspected that something was up for a while now but they wanted to be sure.
So...
What do you say?
Shall we do some normie stuff for a change?"

>Ugh... fine
>Sorry dear but I REALLY don't wanna. Maybe ask Aaroniero. (Spend some time with Sofia)
>Other? (write-in)

>>1587030
WEEEEEEEW
>Ugh... fine

>>1587030
>>Ugh... fine

>>1587030
>>Sorry dear but I REALLY don't wanna. Maybe ask Aaroniero. (Spend some time with Sofia)

>>1587030
>Ugh... fine
>Other? (write-in)

TIME TO INTRODUCE CUTE DAUGHTERU.

Strawberry and rukia? This quick? and in highschool? Ill take my highschool romance bingo book

>>1587030
>>Ugh... fine
Normie shit it is! Let's pick something nice from the bazaar with Tia.

>>1587030
>>1587030
>Ugh... fine

Damn kids, having kids at so young of age when it's peacetime! But they're fighting against the declining birthrate in Japan, so maybe it's a good thing?

>>1587045
like what?

Wait...could this be a trap to unintentionally betrothal our precious daughteru?

I hope they got a baby girl....or else

>>1587055
What do you think this is?
The middle east?

>>1587060
Ill have you know i used to live there.

But that's the joke. Sorry paternal instinct rising

Also

>writing

>>1587053
How many people have kids in Vanaheim, now? Is there even a market for baby clothes and toys?

Not coming from a culture that does baby showers and not having kids myself I have no clue what gifts are appropiate to give.

>>1587065
me neither

Also, a few people have kids now but they are adopted mostly.
Biological children are a rarity

>>1587077
Get a mini wooden horse or something.

>>1587077
Get a tiny wooden mask and sword made to look like ichigo's

>>1587077
Get them nutcrackers or those strange German children story

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"Ugh... fine."
You stand up while still holding onto Sofia.

Tia notices this and laughs.
"Aren't you going to put her down?"

"Nope!
It's my turn and I'm not letting a second of it go to waste!"

"Thought so.
So... what do you say about looking for a gift?"

You shrug.
"Fine by me."

You never really had an issue with going shopping alongside Tia.
Mostly because she isn't much of a big shopper. Any shopping spree she might go on ends pretty much the moment she finds something that's to her liking.
She's always been more of a utilitarian consumer, preferring functionality over all else, and you are eternally thankful for that.

After a quick trip to the market it didn't take you too long to find a perfect little place.
A hollow with multiple arms who is an adept wood worker.
Talking things through with him you submitted your request to him and he got to work.
He worked surprisingly fast and after only a few minutes he gave you the item you asked for.

Tia gives you a curious look as you admire the fine craftsmanship of the wood.
"Seriously?"

"Yea. Seriously.

She shrugs and doesn't even bother to argue with you.
"At least we got what we came for."

After compensating the craftsman with a small pouch of shark teeth you left him to his work and opened up the Garganta.
Although your daughter didn't cross the space connecting the realms many times she doesn't seem to be afraid of it anymore.
"Oh who's my brave little princess?"
You raise her up and rub your nose to hers.
"Who's not afraid of the infinite abyss? You are!"

Once the portal opens you find yourself back in the familiar setting of Karakura Town.
More specifically the Kurosaki clinic.
Under normal circumstances you'd have to knock or ring the bell before anyone realized you are here but with Tia and Sofia around that's not an issue.

The door flings open as if someone kicked it violently.
"Well hello there friends!"
Isshin barges out with the widest, stupidest grin you've ever seen.
But just as he opened his eyes and looked at you he witnessed your daughter.
"My god..."
He rushes to you with blinding speed.
"SHE'S SO ADORABLE!
Coochie coo!"

You look in horror at Isshin and quickly shout at him.
"I-Isshin! Watch ou-"
But you were too late.

Once the Doctors facial hair was in range Sofia reached out and grabbed it in her vice like grip.
Casually flicking her wrist she managed to slam the shinigami into the ground.
It's not like she meant any harm it's just that she's not really aware of her own strength.

"S-sorry Isshin...
My daughter likes playing rough.
Especially with strangers."

The man spread out before you manages to stand up with a groan.
"Hahahaha!
Noted!"
He looks at your daughter and smiles.
"Then would you mind telling me your name little missie?"

"Sofia."
Harribel tells him.

"Ah Sofia!
A fine name!
But Kaizar do me a favor and introduce him to my dumbass son.
I think the end result would be positively hilarious!"

"Oh.
I see you are mad about your son and his erm... situation."

"What?
Oh no! I've never been prouder of him in my entire life!
I just enjoy it when he gets beaten.
It builds character! Makes a boy more humble!"
He looks back in the house before leaning in closer to you and whispering.
"Just don't let my wife know!"

"What? That you are proud of him or that you like beating him up?"

"Both."
With that he leads the way back into the house.
"Ah my lovely wife! Both the most important thing in my life alongside my kids and the bane of my existence!
This whole thing was her idea.
Guess she needed a way to went her frustration with Ichigo.
And BOY was she mad when she heard the news!"

Once you enter the living room Masaki looks up at you.
" Oh my!
You actually came!
It's so good to see you!"

As she's coming over to greet you properly you can see all those that were also invited.
And admittedly there aren't a whole lot of them.
Outside of the typical residents like Ichigo, Yuzu, Karin and Rukia the only outsider you actually see is Ikumi who is currently busy beating the ever loving shit out of Ichigo.

"YOU DAMN BRAT!
YOU JUST HAD TO GO AND DO IT DIDN'T YOU?!"
She screams as she plants her boot farther up Ichigos rectum.

In the meantime Rukia is trying to apologize fiercely on Ichigos behalf.
"P-Please Unagiya-san!
It's mostly my fa-"

"Oh don't be so silly Rukia!
A sweet girl like you doesn't have to apologize for anything!
It's this pervy little jackass that I'm having a beef with!"

As this is going on Masaki sighs.
"Looks like Ikujmi hasn't changed much over the years..."

You shudder at that.
"So she was always like that?!"

"Pretty much.
Oh but where are my manners!
Please sit down!
Now we have only one guest remaining and we can finally begin!"

>>1587210
Rukias brother, somefuck?

>>1587229
Nope
It's actually Head Captain

>>1587242
no, its ywach

After Tia took a seat next to Rukia and congratulated her you also gave her your best wishes and the present you've brought.
But before you could even move a finger Ikumi noticed Sofia and forgot about everything.

"Oh gosh!
Is that your girl Kri- ahem... Kaizar?"
You nod at that.
"Wow.
I can't believe that such a little cutie could have a father that looks like you!
She must have inherited her looks from her mother."

You don't even pay attention to that comment and sit down instead.
Ichigo and Rukia then take a good long look at Sofia.
"Erm... so what is she?
An arrancar? Then where is her sword?"

"It's... a complicated matter.
She doesn't have one yet.
The doctor said that it's probably like teeth and that it'll develop later.
But he had a pretty good guess about what it'll be!"

"Really?"

You nod.

>An anchor.
>An Ōdachi
>Other? (write-in)

>>1587258
>>An Ōdachi

>>1587258
>An Ōdachi

>>1587258
>Other? (write-in)
A saber or epee

>>1587258
>>An Ōdachi
That's a pretty big sword you got there. You should be careful with that.

>>1587258
>An anchor

I love the mental image of her beating the shit out of people with an anchor about 6 times bigget than she is.

>>1587258
>>An Ōdachi

>>1587258
>An anchor

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>>1587287
>mental image of her beating the shit out of people with an anchor about 6 times bigget than she is.


Wait the didly goddamn minute...May?

>>1587258
>>An Ōdachi

That's pretty one sided

>writing

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"According to him it should be an Ōdachi.
Don't ask me how he knows...
I shudder to think about half the stuff he came up with in his little lab."

But just as you finished your sentence you heard a knocking sound coming from the entrance.
Masaki doesn't waste a second and jumps up immediately.
"That must be him!"
She rushes to the door and swings it open quickly.
"It's been a while hasn't-
...
Erm... excuse me.
I thought you are someone else.
Can I help you?"

The mysterious stranger looks at Masaki and speaks up.
"Forgive me for the intrusion but I seek audience with Kuchiki Rukya..."

"Honey, who's that at the door?"
Isshin calls after his wife and makes his way to the door.
"Uh oh..."

The stranger notices Isshin and speaks up.
"Hmmmm...
Shiba Isshin.
That explains a lot."

"Captain Kuchiki...
What are you doing here?"

Byakuya looks at the heads of the house and bows slightly.
"May I come in?"

In response to this the former Shiba folds his arms together.
"That's some mighty convenient timing for you.
You aren't trying to do something funny, are you?"

"No.
My leave was not sanctioned by the Gotei 13.
Nobody knows I'm here and once I'm back there will be hell to pay.
So I ask you once more.
May I come in?"

Isshin sighs and then looks behind himself.
"RUKIA!
You have a guest!"

Rukia jumps up and runs for the door.
"Me?
A guest?"
But once she sees her brother she freezes.
"Nii-sama..."

"Do you want me to throw him out?"
Isshin asks her.

"Why? Why did you come here?"

"To apologize."
To Rukia it felt like the world just stopped spinning.
"For everything."

"Isshin-san.
Please let him in."

With a sigh the former Shiba shows Byakuya the way.
"You try anything and I'll personally kick you back to Soul Society..."

>>1587432
Isshin could kick his ass couldn't he?

>>1587439
easily

>>1587432
Wait, Fujoshi bait he doesnt know does he? This is gonna be great.

Upon entering the room he notices you and everybody else in the room.
He looks at Isshin and asks him something.

"What's going on here?"

"Never mind that.
Just keep going Captain Kuchiki."

Rukia then retakes her seat but her brother remains standing before her.
"Okay Nii-sama.
What's this about?"

Rukia is very composed, unusually so.
She's undoubtedly very tense about the situation.

"C-could you please leave the room?"
Byakuya asks.
"This is a family matter."

"Nii-sama... These people took me in.
They loved and treated me like I was one of their own.
They are my family..."

"I see...
In that case I shall be upfront about this."
He breathes in deeply.
"I came here on this day to ask for your forgiveness..."
Then the head of the noble house Kuchiki does the unthinkable and gets on his knees before his adopted sister.
He plants his head firmly on the ground before resuming.
"I've broken an old oath I've taken.
One that I'm deeply ashamed of even to this day.
I abandoned you the time you needed me the most.
And I know that I'm not worthy of your forgiveness but please.
I must know.
Is there a chance that you'll ever forgive me?"

Rukia is flustered as all hell by this.
Her face grows beat red and she begins rambling.
"N-N-Nii-sama!
Please raise your head!
This is shameful!"

"Will you give me an answer?"

"Y-YES!
J-just please! Raise your head!"
Once Byakuya is no longer bowing before her Rukia calms down.
"I...
I never held any animosity towards you Nii-sama.
I understood your reasoning.
But what's more important is that I'm aware of what you've done to me.
If it weren't for you then I may never have found peace here in the living world.
So of course I forgive you."

"I see.
That's a relief."
The noble then stands up and slightly bows his head before Isshin and Masaki.
"Thank you for allowing me to have this conversation.
Now then... I shan't trouble you anymore."

But as he starts walking outside Rukia calls after him.
"Nii-sama!
Don't go! Please!"
Her brother stops for a moment and looks at her.
"I... Erm...
Now that you are here...
I guess I also have something that I must tell you."
She places both hands on her womb and looks at Byakuya.
"You're going to become an uncle soon."

Byakuya looks at her in the same deadpan expression as always.
But something is off.
For a few seconds you don't even know what it is but it became blatantly obvious afterwards.
He didn't blink for nor did he move for a few solid minutes.

Kuchiki Byakuya fainted while still standing upright.

>>1587432
CALLED IT

Why am i proud.

>>1587536
kek.

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Once a stray gust of wind hit his body the prideful Kuchiki fell over as if someone pulled the rug from under him.
This amused your daughter greatly to the point where she even clapped a few times.

Isshin meanwhile simply sighed at this.
"Yuzu! Karin!
Help me carry him to the operating table!"

After the unconscious body of the shinigami was dragged out you heard the door bell ringing once more.
"Oh shoot!"
Masaki shouted and rushed for the door once more.
Learning from her previous mistake she looked through the peep hole and gasped in surprise.
"They are here!"

She opens the door and two familiar figures pop in.
"Masaki..."
The older one speaks up first.

"Kurosaki-san..."
The younger follows him.

"Ryuken! Uryu!
It's been a while!
Please come in!"

The two quincy step in and notice you immediately.
"So I was right...
Tell me Masaki. Why do you have hollows in your home?"

"They are friends of our family Ryuken!
And they are my guests!"

"Besides...
These hollows spent more time with the Kurosaki family than you, their relative..."
Uryu decided to team up with Masaki.

Once the two quincy are seated the elder one is trying his best to ignore your presence entirely and instead hands his present to Rukia.
"Here you go. Welcome to the family... I guess."
Afterwards however he went back and sat down.

You might try to break the ice with him.
Or just give him a piece of your mind.

>Attempt conversing with the quincy.
>Treat him the same way as he treats you and insult him
>Just ignore him for the time being
>Other? (write-in)

>>1587658
>>Attempt conversing with the quincy.

>>1587658
>Attempt conversing with the quincy.

We're more civil than he.
That aside, we at least have common ground in the form of a proud german lineage.

>>1587658
>>Just ignore him for the time being

>>1587658
>Attempt conversing with the quincy.

>>1587658
>Attempt conversing with the quincy.

Okay then

>writing

And I don't think I can do many more updates.
Sadly this session ended up being very short and I apologize.

So while I'm writing you can make some omake requests that I'll do during the week...
Think of it as my apology

>>1587740
Can you expand on post vaste lorde kaiser?

>>1587740
A new romance scene?
Who will be the next new surprised couples?

Fuck i sound like a fujoshi

>>1587740
Literally anything with captain wiggles. Also Chad, ichigo, orihime, etc having a trip to our little piece of dirt.

>>1587761
I think I did that once.

Or do you just want more?

>>1587779
Yeah, hence the 'expand on'.

>>1587784
Right right.
Sorry.

I'm retarded. But mostly just exhausted

>>1587798
Get some sleep spook.
From the progression of quest, yer gettin overworked methinks. Get some break

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>>1587740
I tried to think of a good omake and came up with nothing
So have this picture of a slant-eyed, buck-toothed gook

>>1587812
It's not the quest that's killing me.
It's all the other shit I have to do

>>1587831
Is it vietcong time?

>>1587832
I know.... Just make sure ya get some rest.Ya snug smug

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You lean back in your chair as you keep rocking Sofia back and forth.
"So... how are things with you?"
But there is no response.
"Really?"

"I have nothing to talk about with you..."

"Seriously?"

Uryu sighs at this.
"Listen to yourself Ryuken.
You keep digging yourself into a hole every time you speak up.
Just... stop."

"Don't tell me Uryu that you are taking the side of this... thing!"

"Why shouldn't I?
He has proven time and time again that he is worthy of respect.
And although I don't know much about him he treated me better than my own father.
But that's not saying much..."

Listening to father and son bickering like this is really starting to tick you off.
So rather than let them tear each other apart you decided to intervene.
After standing up you made your way to Ryuken and he snapped at you immediately.

"What are you doing?"

But rather than saying anything you kneel down next to him and put Sofia right next to him.
"Look at her.
This is my daughter.
My little pride and joy.
Like it or not we are not so different you and I.
We are both fathers.
And as a father I don't believe for a second that you could be hating your son this much...
Or if you do... then you really are not worth wasting my time with.
So let's put you to a test, shall we?"

Extending your arms towards the quincy you put Sofia in touching distance to him.
After leaving her there for a few moments your daughter finally sizes Ryuken up for herself.
"Boo!"
She goes.

With a smile you bring her back to your warm embrace.
"There.
If my daughter doesn't mind your presence then you can't be all that bad.
So quit your hardass act and stop treating your son like shit."

Ryuken pauses for a moment and then stands up.
"Tch.
I need a smoke..."

>>1587740
I'd like to see something from Sofia's perspective, or a caption wiggles or Dante keeping watch over Sofia. Possibly an Asher training the full bringers, the main group of kids, or just hanging out with his family

>>1587896
>rekt by a baby

Eat shit, Ryuken.

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Once the elder Quincy left the perimeter his son looked at you intently.
"Sorry about that.
I told you my father is not the most pleasant person to be around."

"Ah don't even worry about it."

As you kept talking with Uryu however Masaki came in the room.
"Okay! Now that everyones here how about we get started?
Kaizar would you like it if we started with your gift?"

"Huh?
Shouldn't you start with Ikumi?"

"Nah.
Mine is not a surprise.
I made 'em a little baby bed."

"Oh well in that case..."
Tia reaches for the box that you brought and hands it to Rukia.
"Kaizar said you'd understand its meaning.
Frankly it baffles me."

Rukia doesn't bother herself much and tears the package open immediately.
What she finds in the box is a bit of an odd thing.
You asked the woodworker to make an accurate copy of Ichigos mask but with albeit more child friendly paintings on it.
The rounded down motifs make it look like a chibi version of the real one.

"Hey! That's pretty neat!"
Ichigo shouts while Rukia is obviously not impressed by this.

Uryu simply raises his glasses and lets out a confident laughter.
"Hmhm!
This is my victory then!"
He quickly takes out his own present and hands it for the two of them.

Opening the package without delay the two of them were greeted to about a dozen baby clothes all having the exact same design.
An almost entirely little pajama with blue crosses placed all over it.

"No need to hold back your amazement!
I made each and every one of them myself using all the talent at my disposal and only the finest materials!
Surely you can appreciate such fine craftsmanship!"

"Ermmmmm...
Yeah... Totally.
Thanks Ishida."

"THAT WAS TOTALLY FAKE!"

"It's just... did you really have to make all of them quincy related?
Didn't it occur to you that there is such a thing as "Too many blue crosses"?"

"YOU are the last person I want to hear this from!
Your BEDSHEETS have quincy crosses on them!"


After having a little laugh at the exchange of the boys the party concluded normally.
It ended up being little more than a tea party amongst friends but at the very least it was enjoyable.
Even if you had a sourpuss like Ryuken there.
At least he kept mostly to himself.

Aaaand that's all I can do for today.

My apologies for the short thread once more.
I planned on getting more done but it seems that life just wanted to shaft me yet again.

Oh well, next session we'll be getting into some good stuff.
Stay safe until then

>>1587915
I think I need to adress this before heading out.
I'm not going to do one about Sofie because a.) she's just a babby and b.) Next thread she'll get the attention she deserves (now that her Zanpakuto has been decided)

>>1588014
It's fine Spooky, Good luck with whatever has been putting you through the wringer recently.
Thanks for the thread.

>>1588017
It's mostly just life stuff piling up and me not having enough time to sort it out.

Hopefully my life gets more stable soon but until then I'll just grit my teeth and bear with it

>>1588016
How about rukia and ichigos' reaction after they found out they're going to be parents. It would put be best in ichigos' perspective or both.

>>1588031
I hope things will sort out. I just finished reading all of the archive for this and finally was able to catch this live. This is a super great and fun quest

>>1588090
>Ichigo: [Screams internally]
>Rukia: [Screams externally] [Squees internally]

I wonder if White will abandon berry boy with his childs birth? Or if the kid will inherit any hollow gogo juice.

Man there are some good omake ideas in here.
I don't know if I can do them all but one per day should be doable...

>>1590812
I think that White pretty much became Ichigos Zanpakuto.
So he probably won't do much jumping around.

But since he's so fucking swole his hollow juices will probably get through somehow

I've thought of one, finally.
The anniversary of the squad 7 massacre.

>>1590879
>tfw berry boy's kid is best bros with Hollow boys own son
>Tfw they join us to fuck shit up.

>>1590918
>"Daaaaad the hollow is cooler than yours!"
I can already feel the insecurities of parenthood.

>>1590918
Hollow boys son?

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Omake #1: The Prime Hollow

Some time after betraying the Soul Society and all those that trusted him Aizen Sosuke kidnapped Orihime Inoue from the Living World.
Now it's up to Kurosaki Ichigo and his friends to save her.
But as they traversed all the nooks and crannies of Las Noches they encountered some fierce resistance.
Most notably the Fifth Espada, Nnoitora Gilga.
And were it not for their mysterious rescuer they would have surely died.

Enter Kaizar Soize, a strange creature unlike anything they've ever seen.
He bears no deformities on his body, not even fragments of a mask.
And yet he has a hole just like any hollow and a strange weapon that doesn't even resemble a shinigamis Zanpakuto.
A living weapon made out of his very soul itself that bends and changes shape according to the will of its user.

At first the badly wounded kids didn't believe their eyes when he effortlessly took down a high ranking Espada with a single strike.
But what they had an even harder time comprehending were his orders:
"Come with me if you want to live."
He told them.

Naturally upset by this Ichigo insisted on staying to find and rescue Orihime.
But Kaizar was adamant.
"All of you are badly wounded and you just riled up Las Noches.
If you stay here you die! And you can't save your friend!"

It didn't matter how sound his reasoning was the boy was adamant about his decision.
And were it not for the fact that Kaizar mentioned Ashidos name then maybe they never would have left.
But after begrudgingly accepting Kaizars propositions their wounds were healed to the point where they could escape from the citadel but not enough to be able to fight.

After hours of running they escaped the fortress and entered the subterranean forest of Menos that so many hollow avoid.
As they run past almost everything the Quincy Ishida Uryu spoke up.
"It's strange...
How come there aren't any Gillians here?
Last time we came here this place was full with them."

Kaizar grunted.
"It takes a lot of time to get used to the woods.
But after a few decades you can recognize every single tree down here.
This is not the same place you were in.... No hollow ever comes here."

"Why?"
Chad asked him.

"Because I live here..."

>>1593110
Strawberries true powers, The hollow inside of him. I firgure that would be passed onto the kid.

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"Wait...
So not even the Guardians like that Hollow made of sand come here?!"
Rukia asks the hooded figure.

"No...
The only ones that come here are the ones that Aizen deems...
Unnecessary."

"Tch..."
Ichigo scoffs.
"If you're such a badass then WHY did we have to LEAVE OUR FRIEND?!"

Kaizar pointed at the kid.
"Because you're weak...
I don't know if you've noticed but the fifth Espada managed to almost KILL all of you."

"HEY!
I literally beat the Sixth before he showed up!"

"So... you're saying that if you weren't exhausted you could've handled him?"

"Erm... well..."

"Kurosaki!
Just let it go!"
Uryu sighs.
"We both know you wouldn't have stood a chance against him."

Kaizar nods.
"And after beating one of their own the Espada likely would have attacked you with full force.
Don't think that because they are the ten strongest their powers scale linearly...
The difference between individual members can be like day and night... Even between those that come after each other.
If you are that desperate to kill yourself then go ahead, I'm not stopping you.
But if you want to stand more than a snowballs chance in hell against them you'd best heal first..."

"Speaking of healing..."
Uryu continues.
"How exactly did you heal our wounds?"

Kaizar raises his hand and a globe of thick liquid begins to appear in it.
"This... is what made up that dust I blew at you...
It's my original hollow power. And its purpose is healing."

"A hollow that can heal?!
What insanity..."

"Speaking of which..."
Chad joins in on the conversation.
"What exactly are you?
You are not an arrancar...
Your spiritual pressure is more like that of a normal hollow"

"You are quite correct.
I'm not one..."
Kaizar answers.
"Menos Raíz...
That's what I am.
A Hollow that reclaimed his humanity. Without ripping off his mask..."

>>1593726
Oh right.
I'm dumb

>>1593738
OH GOD DAMN IT, THATS COOL.

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"M-Menos-"

"Raíz?"
Rukia and Renji finished each others sentence.

Kaizar nods.
"I am what happens when a Vasto Lorde keeps evolving...
As far as I'm aware I'm the only one."

"T-That explains a lot..."
Chad mutters to himself.

In a desperate attempt to shake off his fears Uryu tries asking some more questions from the hermit.
"S-so...
You know Ashido Kano?"

"He is a close friend of mine in fact..."

"A shinigami and a hollow? FRIENDS?"

"Is it that hard to believe?
Shinigami kill hollows because they are a threat to souls...
However I no longer need to feed..."
With that the staff in his hands turns into liquid and flows into his chest, filling his hole.
"The hole in us is the place where our heart left our body.
But I have attained absolute mastery over my heart.
I can fill my hole whenever I wish..."

"Insane..."
All of them speak up at once.

For the rest of their journey none of them even dare to ask questions.
Perhaps they became fearful of the answers.
But perhaps it's for the best since now they could focus on running.

It didn't take too long until they reached a small cave carved into a mountain and Kaizar ordered them to stop.
"We're here..."
He said.
"Home..."

The hermit then proceeded to lead the humans into the cave and upon entering a large room their jaws hit the ground.
"B-Blue?!
Why is it so blue in here?!"

"It can't be...
Vegetation?!"
Uryu spoke in shock and went closer to examine the plants in the cave.
"These are... just like all the dead trees and plants around Las Noches!
Only... alive."

Kaizar didn't spoke up.
And for the first time since the kids met him his expression changed.
It was obvious that he felt a deep pain about something but the kids couldn't figure out what exactly.

But before any of them could speak up a loud shrieking voice could be heard coming from deeper inside.
"BWOOOOTHER!"
With a loud crash and insane speed someone or something crashed right into Kaizars chest, sending him flying into the wall behind him.

As entire segments of the cave crumbled around them the kids watched in horror as the Menos struggled to get up with something heavy in his hands.
His sad and pained expression was gone and it got replaced by one of pure joy as he stood up and laughed.

"O-HOHO!
You got me good little sister!"

"S-SISTER?!"

From deep within the cave even more people began emerging.
"WEEELCOME HOOOOME KAIZAR!"
Two hollows appeared.
Though vaguely humanoid they were very clearly regular hollows.

"PESCE! DONDOCHAKKA!"

And finally a familiar face also made his entrance.
"Kaizar...
It's good to see you in one piece."

"Ashido!
You made it back!"

"Of course.
Just who do you think I am?"

"Someone who almost died to a gang of mooks..."

"Veeeeery funny."

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"K-Kaizar-san..."
Uryu spoke up in confusion.
"D-Did that arrancar just call you brother?"

At this Nel looked at the quincy in glasses as if he just asked the most retarded question in the history of the universe.
"What awe you stupid?"

Kaizar patted Nel on the head and sent her away.
"Hey Nel!
How about you go and play with your other brothers for a while?
I have to deal with these losers."

Nel gave the scowl reapers a long and mean look but then gleefully returned to Kaizar.
"Owkay!"

Once Nel was out of the way the humans were sat down on a few moss covered rocks that were carved into the vague shape of chairs.
They had many questions and Kaizar had little time to answer them.

*sigh*
"Her name..."
Kaizars expression became very saddened once more.
"is Nelliel Tu Odelschwanck.
An... old friend of mine.
Just one of the many people I left behind when I betrayed Aizen..."

"Your friend is a... kid?
Is her age the reason for her calling you brother?"

Kaizar shook his head.
"I used to be Aizens underling.
But I realized that we had no future serving a monster like him.
So I left... I abandoned my friends for their own sake. It was best that I didn't drag any of them into something so dangerous."
Then Kaizar clenched his fists in anger and it looked like he was almost at the verge of breaking out in tears.
"What I didn't realize is how bad things got once I did leave...
People like Nel... they suffered through a lot. And without me being there to help them..."

He took a deep breath and calmed himself down before continuing.
"The man that almost killed you... Nnoitora Gilga.
He assaulted her. Broke her mask and her skull.
Then... a demented bastard by the name of Szayelapporo Granz did... things to her.
Things that not even I could fix.
So she was thrown out of Las Noches alongside her former subordinates.
The two you've seen before. They had their masks ripped off entirely and they became the creatures that you see now.
But Nel... She forgot everything. Even me.
...
Now I look after her. As her brother."

The kids pause and don't speak for a few minutes.
But eventually someone had to break the silence and Uryu took that upon himself.
"So...
I see you have your reasons for wanting to take care of Aizen Sosuke...
How exactly do you plan to do that?"

"It's easy...
By calling up some old friends."
The kids look up in shock at this and Kaizar smiled.
"Did you really think we'd assault them just like that?
No...
I still have some friends inside of Las Noches.
And two of them are in the Espada... Espada No.9: Aaroniero Arruruerie and Espada No. 3: Tier Harribel.
And there are others...
So here's the plan! I'll restore your reiatsu right now.
And we assault Las Noches with full force!
We will tear that place down from within!"

Omake #1: The End

>>1593830
This timeline is so depressing.
In retrospect, I'm glad we chose what we did.

>>1593830
Wish we went this route.

>>1593846
You monster

>>1593856
How is this being a monster?

>>1593830
Now I want to see continuations to this and other what if outcomes you've done before.
And although the Nazis lost WW2, leaving Germany in a poor state afterwards, I want to see a what if kaizer and rike stayed alive and raised their child.

Well im happy spook, Thanks!

>tfw could have been a super-double-ultra badass zen master

>but would've had to watch everything go to shit instead of everything turning out okay

You pull me in two different directions, Spooky. Damn you.

Is there somewhere i could see the previous omakes or do i have to go thread diving?

>>1597223
I'm affraid I don't have an archive exclusively for them.
And I'm unaware if any anons compiled a list...

But to make your work easier just go through the threads one by one and search the term "Hermit".
I believe I only ever used that word when making that specific omake

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Omake #2: Remembrance

It's been sixty years.
Sixty long years since the day that many of squad 7 were massacred.
It has become somewhat of a tradition for the members to host a solemn feast to honor the departed.
And to retake old vowes.

As per custom most of the feast has passed by with very few words being uttered.
Or at least those having the desire to converse were considerate enough to lower their voice.

For years this occasion has been the hardest part of being a captain for Sajin.
Every time a division gets decimated to such an extent the captain always gets at least a portion of the blame even if everyone realizes that they can't be everywhere at once.
But at least this time he can relieve his frustration with some food.

Sighing to himself he takes another plate of chicken, his favorite.
He munches on it even if it doesn't bring him any sort of joy. At least it lets him pass the time.
As he takes another small bite his pointed ears twitch as his subordinates start talking about him.
Nervously he reaches for his head and finds it that yes, his helmet is still not there.

That is the other thing that frustrates him greatly.
During the ryoka invasion two humans of all people managed to engage him in two on one combat.
And although Sajins victory was unavoidable the pesky human girl still managed to shatter his helmet to pieces while the boy held him in a lock.
It was at that point that his bestial nature was revealed and he lost his temper.
They never stood a chance against the full might of Kokujō Tengen Myō'ō.

Still to think that they could shame him so greatly is unbelievable.
And ever since then people have been giving him funny looks from all divisions, even his own.
But with a formal declaration from Captain Commander Genryusai stating that "Captain Kommamura is a proud member of the Gotei 13 and his loyalty is UNQUESTIONABLE!" certainly helped.
It's also a plus that he feels much more relieved now that he no longer has to live in seclusion.

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But as the banquette nears its end a surprising visitor steps in through the door.
At first Sajin was confused about this.
Only members of the seventh division attend this event and he submitted a formal request that all other divisions cease all activities that'd include them.
It's the least he could do for the deceased.

However his initial surprise fades away quickly once he spots the "intruders".
Through the main door three familiar figures enter, all formal members of his division.
He quickly jumps up and walks up to them in a quick pace.

"Captain Asato!
Is there a problem?"

Junichi chuckles and starts taking off his Haori.
"No Captain Kommamura...
And please, just call me Junichi this day.
I'm not here as a Captain but as a member of the Seventh."
With that he hangs up his Captains coat and shakes hands with his formal captain.

Sajin graciously accepts and speaks up.
"It's good to see you.
All of you."
He looks at Chisato and Takeshi.
"I want you to know that you'll always have a spot with us!
No matter what!"
He put great emphasis on that.

Indeed some bad rumors have been circulating the Seventh Division lately.
Stating that the current Kamaitachi Momochi Chisato and her son Takeshi are closely related to the Fear Eater.
Though irrational it may be many harbor some hatred towards them just for that.
But Kommamura is different.

He knows from experience that Chisato is someone that walks the path of righteousness.
She's a woman worthy of respect and that's all that matters.
After all if he doesn't show compassion to them then who will?
He knows that they have next to nothing to do with the Fear Eater outside of being related to him in life.

So with a friendly grin with his sharp canine teeth he looks at them.
"Chisato! I don't believe I've congratulated you for becoming the Kamaitachi yet!
I knew you had it in you!"

"T-Thank you Captain!
Hehe!"
Rike began rubbing the back of her neck and stuck out her tongue.
"But without you constantly kicking my butt I never would have gotten there."

"Hmmm.
Yes yes!
You were always a fast learner but you lacked motivation.
And young Takeshi! It makes me feel immense pride seeing you grow stronger!"

Takeshi bows to Sajin.
"Thank you Captain Kommamura.
I'm doing my best!"

"Haha!
Don't be so formal!"
Kommamura signals them to follow him to the tables.
"Now then let us not waste any more time standing around!
Please join us! There is still plenty of food to spread around!"

"OH!
FREE FOOD!"
Rike squees but something else quickly catches her attention.
"I-IS THAT IBA-SAN?!
Oh boy! My old drinking buddy!"

"M-Mother!
Please don't make a scene... again!"

Sajin laughs and pats Asato on the back.
"Those two never change do they?"

Omake #2: The End

>>1597744
>dat happy scene

Wonder how pissed are the division when fear eater unfuck their problem again?

>>1597993
It generally varies from division to division.
Some like the fourth enjoy not having to clean up their comrades once the Fear Eater repainted the Seireitei with their bone marrow.

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Omake #3: Working out

A loud crash. A violent explosion!
But move a few inches away and all you'd hear is a small "pop".
That is the power of... Dollhouse.

Riruka Dokugamine.
A young fullbringer and a prodigy.
By the age of five she awakened her ability and until she met Asher Bergson no one even came close to her time record.

Her ability while not what most people would consider "strong" is nevertheless very convenient.
And deceptively deadly under the right circumstances.
With it she's capable of transporting anything or anyone into items that she finds to her liking.
At the request of her friend Jackie she transported both her and the reverend into one of her most favorite items, a large fishbowl where they are free to fight to their hearts content without the risk of collateral damage.

Jackie has been looking forward to this occasion and not just because her powers are more combat oriented.
This is the first time she met a fullbringer who has so much more experience than herself.
Even Giriko, who was the eldest within Xcution awakened his abilities relatively late in his life so his age didn't matter that much.
And even then... Giriko always freaked her the fuck out. There was always something incredibly sinister about that man.
He may have been Jackies "ally" but she never would have trusted him with her life.

Still...
This man...

Jackie charges him once more, her boots as dirty as they possibly can get.
She goes in for a high speed kick and finds her attacks getting stuck on a wall of endlessly swirling and squirming chains.
"Shit!"
She cries out as she completely stops and she notices the head of the snake coiling around to face her.

Although the head doesn't attack her directly its jaw opens, revealing a wicked smile.
As its body begins to contort it tenses up and then loosens, sending Jackie flying like a spring would.
With her velocity the impact with the terrain would have been very dangerous if she didn't soften the rocks before collision.

After being knocked on her ass she stands up and wipes her face clean of the muddy water.
"Tch...
Damn old geezer.
Why won't you show at least a shred of chivalry and let me hit you at least once?
It'd save me some face..."

Asher chuckles as Anguis stops swirling around him and instead coiling around his body, acting as a powered exo skeleton.
"Please don't say such things young lady.
I'm hardly in my prime after all! I don't think I can allow myself the luxury of going easy against you!"
Then Asher pulls out the cross from his pocket and produces his other fullbring.
"But... if you'd like I'll use this one instead!
It's a bit slower and doesn't protect me that much...
The catch is that it's stronger!"

Jackie freezes for a moment.
Her thoughts are clouded and messy. Did he just say "stronger"?
Eventually she laughs up.
"Hahaha!
Fine! Let's give it a whirl!
DIRTY BOOTS!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU

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Jackie charges with as much speed as she can but she doesn't attack.
Instead she begins running circles around the elderly priest, creating a few mirages as she rapidly changes directions.
She's trying to analyze her opponent, what he might do or what his fullbring might be capable of.
But as the father stands doing nothing she gets impatient.

Her eyes focus as she begins her attack.
The front would be suicidal and the back would be predictable.
Meaning her only options are the sides so Asher would have to rely on the toss of a coin to block her...
Which is exactly why she decided to attack from above, something she avoided doing this entire fight.

Using bringer light she appears above the priest and Asher smiles at this.
"Ah the wonders of youth...
So unassuming."

With the flick of his wrist he turns around Sanctus around so it points to the ground and lets go of the blade.
As the sword drives into the ground without effort he mutters the words.
"Cali-"
He quickly grabs the grip and pulls the weapon out of the ground violently.
"burnus."
And a giant eruption sends most if not all of the soil under their feet into the air alongside the top of the fish tank.

Jackie didn't know what to think.
her eyes opened wide as she was swept away by the flying debris.
In her mind she already admitted defeat.


After much complaining from Riruka and a small bucket of water the two got cleaned up and eventually transported out of the fish tank.
With a satisfied grin Asher tries to crack his neck but stops as the pain kicks in.
"Ow ow ow!"
He rubs his neck.
"Since when the heck did this hurt?"
*Ahem*
"Anyway... this is what I got.
Satisfied Ms Jackie?"

"Yeah...
But damn.
I didn't expect you to be this strong."

"Yeah! No kidding!"
Riruka also chimes in with stars in her eyes.
"I never thought I'd see another person with TWO fullbrings!
Maybe... You are almost as strong as Ginjo was!"

"Awww...
Thank you young ladies.
It warms the heart of this old fool that such young girls are complimenting him!
So... if you still want me to I'd happily teach you a thing or two! What are one or two more pupils anyway?"

"I'll pass..."
Yukio speaks up from under the shade of a tree.
He didn't bother to watch the fight, his games are more important than that.
"I don't need the help of some old fart that I could beat without a sweat...
And to think you'd compare him to Ginjo, Riruka... Preposterous."

"Oh?"
Asher begins stroking his chin.
"Is that so young man?
...
Tell you what!
If you fight AND beat me...
I shan't pester you any longer.
But if I win... you have to attend my classes."


That got Yukios attention.
Not because he cares that much about fighting but because the tone of the old dinosaur irritated him.
How can an adult even DARE to imply they would beat him in... well anything.

After giving the priest a long and contemptuous look he spoke up.
"Fine..."

>>1601347
I'm sure her boots would get absolutely filthy if she found a dude into that sort of stuff in the bedroom. I wonder if Kubo thought of that when he came up with these niche powers. Kinky shit.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gTw2YvutJRA

Yukio stood up and walked up to the priest.
Asher merely looked at him with a smile on his face.
That looks of superiority is the one Yukio hates the most.

"We can start now..."
Yukio said.

"Oh?
Aren't we gonna go in the tank?"

"No need.
Start whenever you like."

"I see!
In that case-"

"Invaders must die..."

"Wha-"

And just like that Asher was sealed away and transported into the confines of Yukios handheld console, his fullbring.
After turning it on he looked at the screen and saw Asher from a birds eye view.
"I win..."

"Whoa... Impressive.
So you also have a pocket dimension?"

"Yeah...
But unlike Riruka I have absolute control over it.
And that includes everyone inside.
Meaning I win."

"Hoh?
Really now?"

"Yes. Admit defeat old man and I'll let you out."

"Not so fast young man!
First I'll give this thing a whirl!"

Yukio looked at him in disgust.
Just how arrogant can he be?
But by all means, let him try.

Anguis uncoils from around Asher and makes its way to Sanctus.
Asher looks up at the wide screen where Yukios face can be seen and grins.
"Now then...
Let's see just how sturdy this is!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uc5wxO8NEo8

The two fullbrings dissolve and the reishi produced by them begins to mix and fuse, becoming a black and green mass that surrounds Asher.
With a clench of his fist he solidifies the reiatsu around him into a thick carapace like armor.
Much like Anguis before the armor is not something he simply wears, rather he controls it with his mind and the armor moves his body.
It's not entirely safe however.
Even though he can fight at the same capacity as in his prime his body is still old and withered.
Moving in that state can cause some immense pain but luckily for him, he became a master of ignoring it and using his abilities to lessen it.

As he does a few warm up stretches he looks at the screen and sees Yukios horrified expression.
At the same time Jackie and Riruka have absolutely no idea why the boy is freaking out so much.
With a grin appearing on his face plate Asher speaks up.

"Just remember boy!
Don't blame me if I break your toy!"

Then Asher begins to focus and produces a massive sword of swirling energy.
He looks at the almost roaring blade and speaks up.
"Okay... Let's see if this works.
Hopefully one arm isn't too much..."

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He begins focusing on his dominant hand in which his blade rests.
Slowly it begins to swell up and the energy appears to be concentrating into actual matter.
However after grunting painfully Asher stops and looks at his arm.
He only managed to do the hand.

"Eh... close enough."
He looks up at Yukio.
"Everything... BE CUT!"

With a quick slash across the sky everything freezes for a moment.
At first Yukio smiles as the attack apparently failed.
Then as the system begins to glitch out his face twists into an expression of abject horror.

As the console neatly snaps in half, spewing out its electric guts, it expunges Asher from its confines.
The figure clad in green energy stands there triumphantly.
He looks at the small boy still clutching his dear video game console on the verge of tears.

His reiatsu almost entirely used up he turns off his fullbring.
"Okay then...
I'm expecting you at the agreed time alongside the others!
And I won't tolerate it if you are late!"

Omake #3: The End

>>1601521
Asher is best boi.

>>1601521
This is wonderful. Will there be another omake?

>>1601521
Poor Asher, his body really is failing him nowadays. I kinda wish we choose to be in support for him hollowing.

>>1602219
same

You know what's going to be hilarious? If asher dies by accident and is found by a shinigami first.

>>1602340
That would actually make me angry.

>>1602340
>how to start a war with hollows 101

>>1602011
Yes

>>1602340

I would love the drama, especially with yata going MiB 2 on Asher's ass.

But doubt that it happen. Asher would kick the shinigami's ass first

>>1604019
Exactly. The drama would be delicious. And it's exactly the sort of error that a low level spodling, or letter of the law type, could make, disregarding the words of a recently deceased, who wants to become a hollow, in favour of ensuring they pass on correctly.

Whereas someone actually in the know, and thus not involved in the day to day work with plusses, would be aware of exactly how bad an idea it would be.

>>1603621
Can we get a what if asher dies suddenly with out his families knowledge and his conversation to the local shinigami.

>>1604369
Then he can just break his own chain.

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Omake #4: A trip

It happened almost entirely by accident.
As he was walking the town patrolling for stray hollows Ichigo happened to cross roads with two of his friends.
Orihimes immediate reaction was: "Kurosaki-kun!"

With a cold shiver running along his spine he walked up to her and proceeded to ignore the girl while he talked with Sado.
"Hey Chad!
How's it going?"

"Hmmm...
I'm fine. Orihime came to my house and asked me a favor."

"We're going on a trip!"

"Really?"
Ichigo looked at them in surprise.
"Where?"
The answer was Hueco Mundo.

And after being strong armed into joining them Ichigo found himself questioning his life choices.
To lessen the tedium of the blank landscape he decided to chat with Yasutora for a while.

"So... Chad.
Since when can you open up the Garganta anyway?"

"Hmmm...
Since this morning I think."
The large boy says as he keeps making the road for them to walk upon.
Orihimes power is less than substantial to make a path out of and Kurosakis reiryoku control is notoriously bad.

"That's... not really reassuring."

"Do not worry.
My powers are hollow in nature...
There shouldn't be any problems."
And surprisingly he was right.
"We're here..."
He spoke up softly before ripping the gateway open with his bare hands.

As the three of them jump through the two orange haired kids open their mouths wide.
Orihime has the expression as a little girl when she witnesses something magical while Ichigos is just one of pure confusion.

"Whoa...
That's... Not what I expected."

"It's so pretty!"
Orihime laughs gleefully as she takes in the sight of the azure forest.

A few arrancars see them appear and the young kid tugs at the skirt of his mother.
"Mooom!"

"Don't stare at them dear.
It's rude!
Just ignore them and move on."


After collecting himself from his initial shock Ichigo looks at Chad and speaks up.
"So... you came here once before?!"

"Hmmm."
Sado nods.
But before he could speak any more he catches a glimpse of something that scares him into silence.
He stops all actions and slowly turns in the direction of the ghastly visage he has seen.

In the middle of a road a figure can be seen standing.
The entire street is empty with him as the exception.
Standing there menacingly with an unassuming smile he stares at the invaders.

The sound he makes can be heard by everyone in the vicinity...
"Squee!"

>>1604784
In b4 strawberry picks a fight with Captain Wiggles and gets his ass handed to him!

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The two gingers simply ignore the high pitched bark and look at Sado who is frozen in place.
"Erm... Chad?
Are you okay?"

Orihime looks in the direction Chad is looking and she practically melts.
"OH MY GOD!
IT'S SO CUTE!"
She hurries to Captain Wiggles and begins patting his head.
"Who's a good boy?"

"O-Orihime!"
Chad extends his arm in the girls direction.
"Please stop doing that!"

"Why? He doesn't mind!"

"And besides. What are you so freaked out about?!"
Ichigo asks him.

At this Chad quickly looks at him with the fear of death in his eyes.
The large Mexican boy then places his hand firmly on Ichigos head and forces him to bow down.
Once Ichigo shown proper manners Sado also bows.

Meanwhile Ichigo is trying his best to struggle against his friend but it's futile.
"D-Damn it Chad!
Let me go!"

"No..."

Seeing this display of respect and feeling the headpats pleases Wiggles immediately.
Once Orihime takes a break he turns around and speaks.

"Thou art good guests indeed.
Now allow me to be a proper host and give thee a tour.
Follow me."

Naturally the humans didn't hear any of this.

Nevertheless the Captain turned around and began walking in the opposite direction while making a squeaking sound.
Amused by this Orihime calls for the boys.
"Look! It's walking away!
Let's follow it and see where it goes!"

And they did precisely so.
The good captain did his best and guided the newcomers around the place, visiting all the greatest sights the forest has to offer.

"Ah... A place full of memories.
Behold!
The Golden Monument!
This memorial was crafted from the crown of the false king Baraggan after his defeat at the battle of Las Noches!
It was the decree of my master that this would serve as the memorial for all those who lost their lives in the battle! No matter which side they were on.
A magnificent gesture, is it not?"

But the kids ignored him completely.
"Look guys! A sweet shop!
Let's try out some local candy!"
Orihime spoke happily.

"I hope they have some ice cream!"

Seeing this display Wiggles stopped to think for a moment.
"Ah... no good.
Perhaps children are not as enthralled by history as I thought.
No matter!
I shall change things!"

Next stop was the great tree.
"Now... this is a special place.
The tree of life! Yggdrasil some call it.
It is without doubt the nucleus of the city! Even the might fort of Las Noches can only live in its shadow!
For the citizens the tree is a symbol of their humble beginnings and a source of great pride.
From its base spreads the mighty azure forest which provides food, shelter and everything for the citizens!
This monument has shaped the perception and world view of all citizens!
...
It is the seed, root and fruit of Vanaheims culture!"

"HEY LOOK GUYS!
FOOD STANDS!"

"Hmmmm...
This is one of the largest markets.
It's here that I got my tattoos."

>>1604849
Oh boy, this will end poorly.

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That is the last straw.

"Imbeciles!"
Wiggles begins to throw a tantrum where he stomps the ground furiously.

Ichigo notices this and walks up to the angry axolotl.
"Heh! Hey guys!
Look at this!
Now he's making a funny dance!"
He points at Wiggles.

The Captain notices this and takes the opportunity.
Using all of his might he bites on the boys finger and Ichigo begins screaming.

"OWOWOWOWO!
HE BIT ME!"
The boy raises his hand and tries to shake off the tiny amphibian but it's futile.
Since it hurts quite a lot Ichigo tries to apply some force.

Noticing this Wiggles raises his front limb and blocks the boys hand completely.
Then with all of his fury he slams the boy in the ground and it causes small tremors in the surrounding area.
Ichigos eyes go wide as he forcibly spits upon hitting the ground.

Seeing this Sado starts shaking quite hard.
"I-Ichigo...
What have you done?!"

"YOU FOOLS!
FOOD? I'LL SHOW YOU FOOD!"

Omake #4: The End

>>1604889
Wew, thats what you get for ignoring all the warning signs.

>>1604889
Wiggles dont fuck around eh?

Also new thread later?

>>1604906
Sadly no my dude.

I'm too exhausted and with all the other shit I have to do I decided to take a break.
But next week I'll do one definitely

>>1604908
Ah well. Git sum rest ya snug smug