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White Rhino Quest 06/17/17(Sat)11:56:47 No.1581996

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White Rhino Quest Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/17/17(Sat)11:56:47 No.1581996 Archived

You are the last of the White Rhinos.

According to the humans, you are already as good as extinct. A sole male rhino with nary a mate to be found in all the savannahs and plains of Africa. Once you draw your final breath, your species will be gone forever, a distant memory maintained in the tears of particularly emotional environmentalists and animal lovers.

One day the humans come to you. The carry with them a can of some foul-smelling pink substance that they speak to one another about. They wish to spray it upon your mighty horn, so as to prevent poachers from slaying you just to get at the ivory of your body.

You are a proud creature. Your horn as much a symbol of your manhood as your genitalia. And these silly, peach creatures wish to mar it pink until the end of your days, making a mockery out of you for all the animal kingdom.

Sure, it may preserve your life. But it shall not preserve your pride.

>Accept the foul-smelling pink substance. Your horn shall be tarnished permanently.

>Reject the foul-smelling pink substance. Risk death and torture by all manner of malicious poachers.

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH)
06/17/17(Sat)11:58:32 No.1582004

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH) 06/17/17(Sat)11:58:32 No.1582004

>>1581996
>Reject
>Attack the furless apes to assert your dominance

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL)
06/17/17(Sat)11:59:06 No.1582006

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL) 06/17/17(Sat)11:59:06 No.1582006

>>1581996
>Reject the foul-smelling pink substance. Risk death and torture by all manner of malicious poachers.

>There are cucks who will sully their pride to live

Anonymous (ID: 8CBThN+f)
06/17/17(Sat)11:59:21 No.1582007

Anonymous (ID: 8CBThN+f) 06/17/17(Sat)11:59:21 No.1582007

>>1581996
>Give birth to Ace Ventura

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1)
06/17/17(Sat)11:59:57 No.1582009

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1) 06/17/17(Sat)11:59:57 No.1582009

>>1581996
TRAMPLE EVERYTHING

GORE IT WITH YOUR HORN IF YOU CANNOT TRAMPLE IT

Anonymous (ID: 2EjQUt8r)
06/17/17(Sat)12:00:08 No.1582011

Anonymous (ID: 2EjQUt8r) 06/17/17(Sat)12:00:08 No.1582011

>Pink is a gay color. Better dead than gay, my rhino mom always used to say, before talking about how fluoride is used by the government as mind control

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe)
06/17/17(Sat)12:01:43 No.1582021

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe) 06/17/17(Sat)12:01:43 No.1582021

>>1581996
>Rape them with your rhino dick to repopulate your species.

Anonymous (ID: TA472Ez4)
06/17/17(Sat)12:02:06 No.1582023

Anonymous (ID: TA472Ez4) 06/17/17(Sat)12:02:06 No.1582023

>>1581996
>Reject the foul-smelling pink substance. Risk death and torture by all manner of malicious poachers.

Kill them all

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM(...) !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16)
06/17/17(Sat)12:07:20 No.1582042

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/17/17(Sat)12:07:20 No.1582042

Votes are now called. Writing!

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL)
06/17/17(Sat)12:08:59 No.1582045

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL) 06/17/17(Sat)12:08:59 No.1582045

>>1582042
Oh boy, I can't wait to do more rhino shit and live a long fruitful life and repopulate my species.

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH)
06/17/17(Sat)12:10:09 No.1582049

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH) 06/17/17(Sat)12:10:09 No.1582049

>>1582045
But anon, we're the last rhino. That means that we're going to have to crossbreed with other species.

Totally calling dibbs on the elephant waifu.

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1)
06/17/17(Sat)12:12:53 No.1582057

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1) 06/17/17(Sat)12:12:53 No.1582057

>>1582049
>Not a thicc hippo

Just kill yourself

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe)
06/17/17(Sat)12:14:06 No.1582065

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe) 06/17/17(Sat)12:14:06 No.1582065

>>1582057
>not the leggy giraffe childhood friend

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM(...) !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16)
06/17/17(Sat)12:16:15 No.1582080

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/17/17(Sat)12:16:15 No.1582080

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You reject the pink substance. You shall not be made a mockery in your misery. Let the poachers come if they choose. You shall face death a white rhino; not a pink one!

You quickly thrash and kick, scaring the "helpful" humans away from you long enough for you to rush away from them and stampede into the wilds of Africa. Through scrub brush, tall grass and large shade-providing trees you run, a free White Rhino in his prime.

. . .

Your existence is a lonely one. Once you were sure the humans were not following you in an attempt to coat your horn in that sickly chemcial you eventually came to rest on your haunches as you pondered what to do next.

Is it true you are the last White Rhino? Could there not be another? Daring to hope is almost too much for you to fathom, if only to experience the pain of impedning extinction once more, vigorously renewed in your despairing brain.

>Hold out hope. Search for another white rhino.

>There is no hope. Go to the nearby watering hole and drink away your sorrows.

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL)
06/17/17(Sat)12:16:51 No.1582084

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL) 06/17/17(Sat)12:16:51 No.1582084

>>1582049
>>1582057
>>1582065

>Not the shy Zebra
baka

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1)
06/17/17(Sat)12:17:34 No.1582087

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1) 06/17/17(Sat)12:17:34 No.1582087

>>1582080
>>There is no hope. Go to the nearby watering hole and drink away your sorrows

Pick up wildebeest hookers and snort flowers

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL)
06/17/17(Sat)12:17:53 No.1582092

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL) 06/17/17(Sat)12:17:53 No.1582092

>>1582080
>There is no hope. Go to the nearby watering hole and drink away your sorrows.

Our rhino mother raised no fool, and we shall not hold any false hope

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH)
06/17/17(Sat)12:18:53 No.1582097

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH) 06/17/17(Sat)12:18:53 No.1582097

>>1582080
>There is no hope. Go to the nearby watering hole and drink away your sorrows.

This become oddly depressing. Still, it's a chance at new waifus so I'm game.

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe)
06/17/17(Sat)12:18:55 No.1582098

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe) 06/17/17(Sat)12:18:55 No.1582098

>>1582080
>>There is no hope. Go to the nearby watering hole and drink away your sorrows.

>>1582084
>Not the tomboy antelope

Anonymous (ID: 7GSOhn8u)
06/17/17(Sat)12:19:46 No.1582101

Anonymous (ID: 7GSOhn8u) 06/17/17(Sat)12:19:46 No.1582101

>>1582080

>There is no hope. Go to the nearby watering hole and drink away your sorrows.

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1)
06/17/17(Sat)12:20:07 No.1582105

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1) 06/17/17(Sat)12:20:07 No.1582105

>>1582098
>not the lewd Crocodile

why even live

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe)
06/17/17(Sat)12:22:01 No.1582111

Anonymous (ID: 2byp6lDe) 06/17/17(Sat)12:22:01 No.1582111

>>1582105
>Not the milf lioness
Ara Ara~

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1)
06/17/17(Sat)12:23:17 No.1582116

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1) 06/17/17(Sat)12:23:17 No.1582116

>>1582111
>not the imouto Black Rhino

baka

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH)
06/17/17(Sat)12:25:11 No.1582123

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH) 06/17/17(Sat)12:25:11 No.1582123

>>1582057
>>1582065
>>1582084
>>1582098
>>1582105
>>1582111
>>1582116
>Wanting a waifu that you'll eventually outlive
Only the hippo, crocodile, black rhino and the objectively best waifu, the elephant are viable

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM(...) !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16)
06/17/17(Sat)12:31:41 No.1582149

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/17/17(Sat)12:31:41 No.1582149

There is no hope. You are the last White Rhino. Your tremor sense has not alerted you to the presence of another of your kind since your mother passed away six years ago.

You stroll down to the watering hole when all the other herbivores of the African plains are also drinking their fill.

While they know you are no predator, your thick hide and powerful horn are threatening enough to ensure you a wide berth as you approach the lip of the oasis, all of them careful not to find themselves on the wrong side of your infamously ill temper.

You drink deep of the waters, refreshing and rejuvenating your body even as your mind stays mired in the existential reality of your species non-future.

You can't help but envy the antelope, the zebra, the giraffe and the birds as they all live and thrive among their own kind in droves, all of them a cohesive unit. It saddens you.

>Search out the monkeys, watch their antics to distract yourself

>Approach one of the animals at the watering hole (which) and speak with them

>Graze all by your lonesome

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1)
06/17/17(Sat)12:33:20 No.1582158

Anonymous (ID: FqFS07c1) 06/17/17(Sat)12:33:20 No.1582158

>>1582149
>>Approach one of the animals at the watering hole (which) and speak with them
Your giraffe childhood friend, of course.

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM(...) !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16)
06/17/17(Sat)12:33:21 No.1582159

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/17/17(Sat)12:33:21 No.1582159

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Anonymous (ID: 2EjQUt8r)
06/17/17(Sat)12:34:41 No.1582169

Anonymous (ID: 2EjQUt8r) 06/17/17(Sat)12:34:41 No.1582169

>>1582149
>Graze by your lonesom

Fucking normie wildlife will never understand tfw no gf, ever.

Plot to destroy the monkeys.

Anonymous (ID: 7GSOhn8u)
06/17/17(Sat)12:36:38 No.1582179

Anonymous (ID: 7GSOhn8u) 06/17/17(Sat)12:36:38 No.1582179

>>1582149
>Search out the monkeys, watch their antics to distract yourself
they better not be conspiring about getting their filthy hands with oppository thumbs on my great horn

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH)
06/17/17(Sat)12:39:57 No.1582192

Anonymous (ID: GXCH33eH) 06/17/17(Sat)12:39:57 No.1582192

>>1582149
>Approach one of the animals at the watering hole (which) and speak with them
African Bush Elephant

Anonymous (ID: mlV9+4HF)
06/17/17(Sat)12:41:12 No.1582198

Anonymous (ID: mlV9+4HF) 06/17/17(Sat)12:41:12 No.1582198

>>1582169
backing.
we don't need no woman. fuck these faggots, we're going out with a bang.

any way we can get sick rhino gains, OP? we need to enact revenge on the world somehow.

Anonymous (ID: 8CBThN+f)
06/17/17(Sat)12:41:16 No.1582199

Anonymous (ID: 8CBThN+f) 06/17/17(Sat)12:41:16 No.1582199

>>1582149
>Search out the monkeys, watch their antics to distract yourself

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM(...) !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16)
06/17/17(Sat)12:41:39 No.1582200

Trick "/qst/ boogeyman" QM !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/17/17(Sat)12:41:39 No.1582200

Alright well I'm tired and need to get some sleep. I'll leave this vote up until I wake up. Then I'll write the next update. I hope you like my new quest.

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL)
06/17/17(Sat)12:41:44 No.1582201

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL) 06/17/17(Sat)12:41:44 No.1582201

>Approach one of the animals at the watering hole (which) and speak with them

I'll back the Giraffe

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL)
06/17/17(Sat)12:42:47 No.1582204

Anonymous (ID: iKG7ZIhL) 06/17/17(Sat)12:42:47 No.1582204

>>1582200
Trick baby, I think you've got a money hit on your hands this time, can't wait.

Anonymous (ID: kVPUiZl4)
06/17/17(Sat)13:16:53 No.1582341

Anonymous (ID: kVPUiZl4) 06/17/17(Sat)13:16:53 No.1582341

>>1582192
>>Approach one of the animals at the watering hole (which) and speak with them
>African Bush Elephant
Backing this. Elephant is clearly the best waifu and the only one worthy of having our horrible crossbred babies

Anonymous (ID: sLFcr+8L)
06/17/17(Sat)15:10:47 No.1582769

Anonymous (ID: sLFcr+8L) 06/17/17(Sat)15:10:47 No.1582769

>>1582149 #
>Search out the monkeys, watch their antics to distract yourself

Anonymous (ID: A1Ok6+Fh)
06/19/17(Mon)09:35:16 No.1590508

Anonymous (ID: A1Ok6+Fh) 06/19/17(Mon)09:35:16 No.1590508

>>1582341
Support

Anonymous (ID: RL68N+xC)
06/19/17(Mon)09:45:17 No.1590519

Anonymous (ID: RL68N+xC) 06/19/17(Mon)09:45:17 No.1590519

>>1582149
>Approach one of the animals at the watering hole (which) and speak with them
We need an oxpecker bird bro for that symbiotic relationship.

Fuck parasites and shit.

Papa Trick !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16)
06/19/17(Mon)10:34:04 No.1590550

Papa Trick !Tx0QgjVrt. (ID: 4nqy5x16) 06/19/17(Mon)10:34:04 No.1590550

>>1582158
>>1582201

Approach Giraffe

>>1582169
>>1582198

Graze by yourself

>>1582179
>>1582199
>>1582769

Search for monkeys

>>1582192
>>1582341
>>1590508

Approach African Bush Elephant

>>1590519

Approach Oxpecker bird bro.

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Alright, so we have a two way tie. So new vote.

>>Search out the monkeys, watch their antics to distract yourself

or

>Approach the African Bush Elpehant at the watering hole and speak with it

Anonymous (ID: G/+Hm7qU)
06/19/17(Mon)11:22:57 No.1590589

Anonymous (ID: G/+Hm7qU) 06/19/17(Mon)11:22:57 No.1590589

>>1590550
>>>Search out the monkeys, watch their antics to distract yourself

Anonymous (ID: cf32OoSA)
06/19/17(Mon)12:19:09 No.1590644

Anonymous (ID: cf32OoSA) 06/19/17(Mon)12:19:09 No.1590644

>>1590550

>Approach the African Bush Elephant at the watering hole and speak with it

Anonymous (ID: f9g3DojV)
06/19/17(Mon)12:38:21 No.1590665

Anonymous (ID: f9g3DojV) 06/19/17(Mon)12:38:21 No.1590665

>>1590550
>>Approach the African Bush Elpehant at the watering hole and speak with it

Anonymous (ID: TYFfJlX+)
06/19/17(Mon)13:09:12 No.1590703

Anonymous (ID: TYFfJlX+) 06/19/17(Mon)13:09:12 No.1590703

>>1590550
Monkeys

Anonymous (ID: dz0yGR3e)
06/19/17(Mon)14:07:10 No.1590786

Anonymous (ID: dz0yGR3e) 06/19/17(Mon)14:07:10 No.1590786

>>1590550
>>Approach the African Bush Elpehant at the watering hole and speak with it

Anonymous (ID: kVPUiZl4)
06/19/17(Mon)16:43:49 No.1590993

Anonymous (ID: kVPUiZl4) 06/19/17(Mon)16:43:49 No.1590993

>>1590550
>>Approach the African Bush Elpehant at the watering hole and speak with it

Anonymous (ID: nVH6h0XE)
06/19/17(Mon)17:55:51 No.1591139

Anonymous (ID: nVH6h0XE) 06/19/17(Mon)17:55:51 No.1591139

>>1590550
African Bush Elephant