>>1560339
Yeah!! we back?

>Last time: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1548544/
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You aren't sure what's worse about today, that some long lost alien brother of mister Goku decided to show up, beat up a bunch of your friends and try and steal Gohan, or that mister Piccolo showed up just when you need his help, but wants to use Gohan as bait. Either or at this point really. "Wh-what?!"

Piccolo frowns, moving closer to you. "I said hand over Goku's kid brat, if that long haired trash is looking for him then I can just use him as bait, lure him out and take him out by surprise."

"Saff!" Gohan cries, wrapping his arms around you as he holds on tighter. "Don't let him take me please! I wanna' go back to daddy!"

"I know Gohan, but I don't think it's safe there either." You gulp, looking mister Piccolo with worry. If you gave up Gohan to him you'd feel awful, but at the same time you don't think you can fight him off either. Looking down at Gohan and his crying face, you find new determination in yourself. Whatever you do, you've got to do it now before Raditz shows up.

>A. Try to convince Piccolo to let the two of you leave.
>B. "I'm not giving up Gohan mister Pickle!"
>C. Hand over Gohan.
>D. "FLYING NIMBUS!" Toss Gohan and hope for the best.
>E. Write-in

>>1560368
>>1560368
I'm not giving up Gohan, mister pickle!

>>1560368
>E. Write-in
I'm coming with, if radish overpowers you I want to help

>>1560368
>B. "I'm not giving up Gohan mister Pickle!"
>E. Lets cooperate to take down Raditz

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>>1560391
>>1560408
>>1560414
Hmmm, okay let's see some d50's.

Rolled 44 (1d50)

>>1560424
I can do it, coach.

Rolled 34 (1d50)

>>1560424
Rolling

Rolled 30 (1d50)

>>1560424

Rolled 4 (1d50)

>>1560424
Fucking captcha,why dont you load!?

Rolled 16, 4 = 20 (2d50)

>>1560430
>>1560450
>>1560460
>>1560466
Nice, let's just see how Goku and Krillin are doing and then I'll write it up.

>>1560466
>implying captcha isn't intentionally fucked here to make you go buy a pass
Cave in like the rest of us dawg.

>>1560468
Yeah that looks about right.

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>>1560430
"I-I'm not letting you take Gohan mister Pickle!" You shout angrily, though as soon as that trademark frown of his. "We can help!" You quickly add, stopping him in his tracks long enough for you continue. "This guy, his name is Raditz and he's Goku's brother, he's crazy strong, so if you went and fought him by yourself..."

"What," He growls, clenching his fist tight. "You sayin' I'd lose kid?"

"Well, maybe," You answer honestly. "But rather than chance it, wouldn't it be smarter to just, I don't know, gang up on Raditz?"

Piccolo pauses, turning around to look to wards where the battle between Krillin, Goku, and Raditz is taking place. You sense out for Goku and Krillin's Ki and immediately feel worried, it feels way lower, and you can barely sense Krillin at all. Piccolo seems to sense the same thing as he grinds his teeth. "FINE!" He shouts, scaring you a bit. "But only because I'm the one who's supposed to kill Goku, nothing more and nothing less." He quickly blasts off to wards the fight, you following closely behind him.

When you arrive on the scene it's worse than you thought, mister Goku looks like a beaten up mess and mister Krillin is getting smacked around by just Raditz's tail, while the Saiyan himself barely looks scratched. When he notices the three of you he smirks. "Decided it was better to just hand over the brat than try and run, smart thinking red girl." He raises a brow at Piccolo. "Ah, and the green man is here too. Thought I killed you back in the wastelands there."

Piccolo smirks, tossing his turban and cloak off and into the ocean. "Tch, think again idiot, back then I was holding back, now you're gonna' feel my real power."

"You threw your clothes into the ocean." You comment, earning another glare form Piccolo.

"HAHAHA! Really now, you're going with that old excuse that you weren't being serious?" Raditz gloats, then his scouter beeps and he genuinely looks surprised. "Hmm, power level of 416, suppose you were holding back. Won't make a difference." He starts forward, then his scouter beeps again and he stops, turning around to see Goku without his shirt and boots on. "Power level 432?"

Goku grins, though he still looks pretty beaten up. "Heh, yeah Piccolo wasn't the only one holding something back."

>A. "Why is everyone getting naked?"
>B. Dodon Ray Raditz while he's distracted by nakedness!
>C. Go check on mister Krillin.
>D. Power up yourself! (Though keep your clothes on)
>E. Write-in

>>1560508
>D. Power up yourself! (Though keep your clothes on)
>B. Dodon Ray Raditz while he's distracted by nakedness!

>>1560508
>D. Power up yourself! (Though keep your clothes on)
But wait,there's more!

>>1560508
Clearly taking your clothes off makes you stronger. We should join them. Please no it's a joke.

>B. Dodon Ray Raditz while he's distracted by nakedness!
Aim for a knee or an elbow or something.

>>1560515
>>D. Power up yourself! (Though keep your clothes on)
okay i wanted to hold of on this because its dangerous and dumb, but the humor in me says yes. my votes for this

>>1560527
but we should also throw
>A. "Why is everyone getting naked?"'
on top of everything

>>1560527
If anything the little kid being a 570 will distract him long enough for Goku and Piccolo to get a shot in.

>>1560515
>>1560518
>>1560524
>>1560527
>>1560534
Okay, so you guys wanna' Power Up and do a Dodon Ray then?

>>1560538
Yeah. Fuck this guy and his cool hair.

>>1560538
yeah sure.

Okay fella's, roll me some d50's

Rolled 9 (1d50)

>>1560550

>>1560508
>why is everyone getting naked?

Rolled 50 (1d50)

>>1560550
Yo, Arenge, spot me this one, ill pay you back in my starcraft campaign. Id rather have the roll here thx

Rolled 17 (1d50)

>>1560550

Rolled 30 (1d50)

>>1560550
Wait for me!

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>>1560558

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>>1560558
ty love you bae. Gonna miss my character 8-ball but this was worth it

>>1560558
RIP RADISH,YOUR AWESOME HAIR WILL NEVER BE FORGOTTEN.

>>1560558
>We possibly fucked up Raditz's arm
GOOD SHIT

>>1560567
>yfw we Dodon Ray one of Raditz' fingers off

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>>1560558
You're not sure why mister Piccolo and mister Goku got stronger just from taking their clothes off, maybe it's just something that happens with boys, but you are sure that Raditz isn't even paying you attention right now, and it's your best shot to get a hit on him. "Gohan, hold onto my back m'kay?" You rearrange Gohan, you're going to need both hands and a clear shot for this one.

You think back to that day you were sparing with Chiaotzu, how your power tripled in strength, you need that power right now. Clenching your fists and locking your elbows, you start forcing your Ki to rise, rise, and RISE! That same purple flare of Ki energy from before makes itself shown, like a fire burning around you! Piccolo notices, and from the look on his face he can hardly believe it.

You bring up both of your arms, pointing each index finger right at Raditz. You're muscles have grown, nearly doubled in size just like last time. You can feel the Ki energy gushing towards your fingers as you take aim. "DOUBLE DODON RAY!" You shout, firey beams of light shooting out of your finger tips. Raditz turns his attention to you just a second to late, both of the beams connecting right into the side of his armor. For a second you're worried they won't pierce, but a sickening cracking sound and the fact that they travel out the other side tells you they did.

"Wh-what!" Raditz screams, blood coming out of his mouth as he coughs, clutching his bleeding side. "Y-you!" He glares at you with so much hatred you're pretty sure your hair stands up from it. "Wh-where did you get this power?"

"So it was you that day." Piccolo mumbles to himself, still looking at you with surprise. You can see Goku has the same look on his face.

Of course with neither of them looking at Raditz, they both don't notice him creating a huge ball of Ki in his right hand.

>A. Stay powered up and warn them(d100)
>B. Power down and warn them (d50)

>>1560613
>>A. Stay powered up and warn them(d100)

>>1560613
>A. Stay powered up and warn them(d100)
Lets push it

>>1560613
>>A. Stay powered up and warn them(d100)
Unlimited powah.

Rolled 56, 64, 93 = 213 (3d100)

>>1560623
>>1560630
>>1560638
Phew, oakie'dokie lads. Roll me some d100's. Let's see how the others handle this.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1560646

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1560646
Well gohan is pumped. Or is that Raditz? Adrenalin already pumping away at that mortal wound huh?

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1560646
rolling

>>1560649
>>1560653
>>1560660
Need one more, better hope it's a good one.

Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1560646
Shit

captcha, pls

>>1560680
lol

>>1560649
>>1560653
>>1560660
>>1560680
Mmmmm.

Writing.

>>1560680
Damn you captcha, if I was earlier I might have had a better seed for my roll.

>>1560686
>still mad about captcha
JOIN US

>>1560693
Fuck that noise. I can't afford that shit. I have bills.

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>>1560653
You try to stay in your powered up form, you don't know if your attack earlier did enough damage to Raditz for you to risk powering down. "L-look ou-UGH!" You flinch, the pain in your muscles becoming too unbearable, just like last time. You feel them shrink down to your normal size, and it's all you can do to stay floating in the air.

Mister Goku doesn't even notice the energy attack from Raditz as it comes barreling into his back, exploding and burning Goku on contact. His screams make you feel even worse. "One down," Raditz grins, though you can tell it's a forced one form how he still holds his hand against his side. "Two to go." He rushes Piccolo, who has a better time of defending himself against Raditz's attack, but even though the Saiyan is wounded he still vastly overpowers Picolo, and a quick afterimage is all he needs before elbowing the green man into the back of the head, knocking him into the ocean below.

"Daddy," Gohan cries against your back, looking down at his father as he struggles in the ocean. Your breathing is getting heavier, and Gohan is starting to feel like he weighs a ton. Looking forward, you can see Raditz has adopted an evil grin as he moves to wards you.

"And now for you." He raises his hand up, ready to strike you down. That's an orange Ki clouds your vision.

"SOLAR FLARE!" Krillin shouts, emitting a blinding light that causes Raditz to scream out. If it weren't for Krillin blocking most of your view you'd be doing the same. Still, the bald headed Turtle student quickly turns and grabs you and Gohan in his arms, rocketing away. "C'mon, we gotta' get to Korin's and get some Senzu beans!" He shouts, and you're not entirely sure what he's talking about, but thankful for the opportunity to rest.

>A. Who's Korin?
>B. No! We have to stay and help them!
>C. Take Gohan, I'll stay!
>D. Write-in

>>1560696
It's like $1.50 a month

>>1560718
>B. No! We have to stay and help them!
I bet we're taller than him

>>1560718
>C. Take Gohan, I'll stay!

>>1560718
>>C. Take Gohan, I'll stay!
Yea fuck you Krillin, we need to be big damn heroes

>>1560720
Yes, and? It's not like I -need- 4chan. And I need every penny.

>>1560718
Y'know, if Raditz doesn't get some first aid he's going to bleed a lot. That won't help him any.

>C. Take Gohan, I'll stay!

Rolled 45, 24 = 69 (2d100)

>>1560729
>>1560738
>>1560749
Let's roll some d100's to see if you can even fly on your own.

And let's check up on Goku and Piccolo

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1560756
I cant call in anymore favors so this one is raw. Somebody else really aught to step in.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>1560756
This time will be different.

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1560756

>>1560773
Atta boy! Knew you could top 80! Skin of your teeth but good job!

>>1560769
>>1560773
>>1560779
Nice job, one last roll is needed though.

>>1560787
Muh moms always tol' me I wuzza speshul boi.

Rolled 64 (1d100)

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>>1560773
You struggle against mister Krillin, finally freeing yourself from his grasp and forcing him to stop. "Saff what are you doing?! We need to get out of here now!"

"NO!" You shout, whole body aching. "I'm gonna' stay and help mister Goku, you take Gohan with you."

"Saff," Krillin' talks to you gently, like he understands why you want to stay. "I get it, I really do, but you did all you could back there when you injured Radtiz with your attack. Right now we need to get to Korin's."

"Saff!" Gohan whines, reaching out to wards you with tears in his eyes.

You clench your fists, trying to fight back your own tears. "I-I'm sorry!" You cry out, before turning and flying back to wards Goku and Piccolo. You can hear Gohan calling out your name one last time before it fades away. When you arrive back on the scene, things actually look worse than before. Raditz has mister Goku in a headlock, his arm wrapped around Goku's neck. In front of them mister Piccolo is clutching his fingers to his forehead, his other arm completely ripped off!

"Heh, go ahead green man, take your best shot, that is if you don't mind hitting your friend here in the process." Raditz taunts, though you can tell he's nearly at his limit, his wound still hasn't stopped bleeding.

"If you think I give a damn about hitting Goku then you don't know anything." Piccolo taunts back, and it's just now that you're noticing the huge building pressure of power coming from him. Gods, it feels like it match Raditz even. So why doesn't Piccolo attack?

"P-Piccolo!" Goku chokes out, trying to force himself out of Raditz grasp. "Do what you have to, there's no other way."

Piccolo actually grins. "Heh, well if you insist Goku." Oh man, you can feel the power growing, and you're not sure that Piccolo's bluffing.

>A. "STOP! DON'T!"
>B. Try to attack Raditz and get him to let go of Goku.
>C. Grab Radit'z tail and try to throw him off Goku.
>D. Dodon Ray Raditz!
>E. Write-in

>>1560850
>D. Dodon Ray Raditz!
Fly up in front of him and aim straight for his eye.

>>1560850
>C. Grab Radit'z tail and try to throw him off Goku.

>>1560850
>C. Grab Radit'z tail and try to throw him off Goku.
What kind of supposed super warrior would have a handle away from protecting limbs anyway? Begging to be grabbed and thrown around by. Thats dumb. Lets punish him for being made dumb. Possibly born dumb. Existing dumb.

>>1560850
>>D. Dodon Ray Raditz!
He's gonna kill the only man as innocent as we are!

>>1560869
>>1560873
>>1560874
>>1560878
Deadlock. Need a tie-breaker.

>>1560881
I say roll a d2 if this happens. Expedite the process.

>>1560883
If we don't get another vote in five minutes I will.

Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1560869
>>1560873
>>1560874
>>1560878
>C: 1
>D: 2

Okay guys, roll me some d100's

Rolled 8 (1d100)

>>1560905
Dodo ray!

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1560905

Rolled 66 (1d100)

>>1560905

>>1560906
>>1560908
>>1560910
Eeesh. One more roll, you guys really need a good one too.

Rolled 91 (1d100)

>>1560917
no promises

>>1560921
Wew lad

>>1560921
There you go, writing.

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>>1560921

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>>1560921
"SPECIAL BEAM CANNON!" Piccolo shouts, pointing two of his fingers right at Goku and Raditz. A huge, and powerful Ki beam shoots out, and you realize that though it'll be enough to stop Raditz, Goku's going to get hit too.

"NO!" You gather up what little energy you have left in your finger tip, pointing it right at Raditz before firing off a last ditch effort Dodon Ray. The beam travels fast, and you're lucky enough to strike Raditz right in the same spot as you did earlier.

"GUAH!" Raditz cries out, his grip loosening on Goku just enough for him to break free of his older brothers grip. Just as Goku ducks his head, Piccolo's attack pierces Raditz's chest, leaving a huge hole there as the beam travels out the other side. "N-no." He cries out weakly, falling down to the ocean below.

You feel a huge sense of relief course through your body as you float over to mister Goku, both of you looking really beaten up. "Mister Goku, you're safe." You say happily, wrapping your arms around him. You can feel tears start to pour out of your eyes, but you don't even care if everyone sees you crying.

"Heh, yeah it's all thanks to you Saff." He rubs your head before turning back and offering Picolo a smile. "Thanks for the help Piccolo."

"Tch." The one armed green man looks away, attempting to cross his arms before realizing he still only has one. "Don't be so grateful, I was fully intending to take out the both of you."

"Well, regardless thanks anyways." Goku looks down at the ocean where his brother has fallen, a frown developing on his face. "He's not dead."

"WHAT!?" You and Piccolo shout, looking down and-oh no.

Raditz is still alive, clinging on barely as he floats in the oceans waves. Floating down, Goku hovers just above his brother with an angry look on his face. "Why, why'd you have to be so evil?"

"E-evil? Heh, you don't know anything." Raditz coughs up some more blood, eyes facing upward and looking dull. "Our home, our race, even our parents, they're all dead Kakarot. There aren't even enough of us left to try and bring us back from the brink of extinction." He's silent for a bit. "I figured you'd be just like me, a low class warrior surrounded by a universe full of powerful beings, your place in life beaten into you. But you aren't are you? What makes you so different from me?"

"I have people I care about." Goku answers honestly.

"Heh. I've no room to argue your reasoning, you've beaten me completely." He's silent for a moment, face distraught. "End it. I've not long for this world anyways, and I refuse to die of my wounds in the middle of the ocean."

Goku frowns, looking torn between what he should do.

>A. "Can we...can we just let him go?"
>B. "He hurt us mister Goku."
>C. Shoot Raditz with a Dodon Ray
>D. "Why can't you just be nice mister Radish!"(dc100)
>E. Write-in

>>1561015
Fuck, that's supposed to be d100, not dc100.

>>1561015
>A. "Can we...can we just let him go?"
>D. "Why can't you just be nice mister Radish!"(dc100)

>>1561015
>>D. "Why can't you just be nice mister Radish!"(d100)

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1561025
>>D. "Why can't you just be nice mister Radish!"(dc100)
we get a few more characters we could get a pretty good salad going or a sandwich

>>1561015

>D. "Why can't you just be nice mister Radish!"
>E. "What's ex-stinky?"

>>1561064
>2
Woops. Made someone angry.

Rolled 87, 11, 98 = 196 (3d100)

>>1561025
>>1561042
>>1561064
>>1561067


Okay, now this is very, very important. Like, one of the biggest rolls you've done so far.
I need some d100's.

My roll is for someting else.

Rolled 31 (1d100)

>>1561072
FUCK

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>1561072

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1561072
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwelp.

Come on,we can do this! Fuck the canon in the ass!

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1561072
"Mr Radish, Im also a space alien, and I look like the devil man, and lots of people thought I was bad so I know what its like when others expect you to be a meanie. But you don't have to hurt people because of that. When I look at you and all that blood coming out, I know you have what it takes to be nice even if your mom and dad are Ex-stinky. Im pretty sure mine are too."

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1561072

>>1561078
>>1561079
>>1561081
>>1561095
Oh well, what a shame...

>>1561078
>>1561078
>>1561079
>>1561081
Okay, good news and bad news.
>>1561095
Nice speech too.

>>1561095
>>1561081
>>1561079
>>1561078
well radditz' fate is sealed. kind of wish id saved that crit but oh well. Arenge is Arenge.

>>1561102
Let me guess...
>You know what red child...maybe, just maybe-
And then Piccolo rips his head off.

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Rolled 8, 26 = 34 (2d50)

>>1561081
"WHY CAN'T YOU JUST BE NICE!" You shout, surprising both Goku and Raditz. "So what if your planet got blown up and there's only a couple of you left, that doesn't mean you have to be so mean!" You struggle a bit in Goku's grasp, turning around so that you're completely facing Raditz. You give him your meanest stare ever. "I don't even know who my mommy and daddy are, but you don't see me going around beating up people! Just stop acting like a big ol' stinky jerk and be nice to your brother!"

Goku can't help but a laugh a little at your tantrum, especially with your face all pout with your cheeks puffed out. "Ya' know, she does raise a good point Raditz, it's not like you're forced to be a bad guy, I mean I've met lots of people who used to be mean people, but they all kinda' changed for the better along the way." He looks up to wards Piccolo for a second, the green man frowning before turning away. "It could be the same for you you know?"

Raditz contemplates this, just staring up to the blue sky. Then he sighs. "No." Before either you or Goku has a chance he speaks up. "I can't just change who I am like that Kakarot, I've been doing this for too long, it's all I know. But," He coughs a bit of blood up again. "I've no desire to fight you anymore. If I can make it back to my pod then I'm leaving, that's the end of it." He honestly looks sad you think, but that pride of his is probably what stops him from wanting to change.

Goku sighs. "I guess I can't really convince you otherwise huh?"

"GOKU!" You hear a shout, looking up and spotting Krillin flying in with Gohan on his back. He hovers over to the rest of you, looking down with anger at Raditz. "Why haven't you finished him off yet? He's nearly there."

"Yeah, we were talking, and we kind of decided to just let him go." Goku answers, causing Krillin to frown. Gohan hops over to his dad, reaching out for your hand which you give him. "Got any senzu beans by the way?"

Krillin blinks, as if just now remembering something. "Oh right, got'em right here." Krillin brings out a small sack, and pulls out a couple of green looking beans. He hands one to Goku, you, and then tosses one up to Piccolo. "Thanks for the help earlier, I guess."

Piccolo grunts but takes the bean regardless. As everyone eats one you can feel Goku and Piccolo's strength returning. You look down at your bean, feeling an immense hunger, then down at Raditz and his wrecked body.

>A. Eat the bean.
>B. Give it to Raditz.

Rolls are for Goku and Piccolo's power up.

>>1561148
>B. Give it to Raditz.
Someone needs to fucking die already and see king Kai.
Lets just get this out of the way already. Besides, its IC!

>>1561148
>B. Give it to Raditz.
>Please mister Radish. You don't gotta be bad like this.

>>1561148
>B. Give it to Raditz.
Maybe another time...

Rolled 21 (1d50)

>>1561176
>>1561177
>>1561187
I'm surprised how considerate you guys are. Let's see what kind of boost Raditz and his bullshit Saiyan DNA got from that.

>>1561195
I think that is the IC thing to do.

>>1561195
I would go against the grain but >>1561216
is right on the money. Its IC, and my inner roleplayer refuses to break character

Also eat a load of ass Radish. You aren't hot shot.

>>1561176
>>1561177
>>1561187
You offer the bean to Raditz, earning a loud shout of surprise from Krillin. "What are you doing Saff? If he eats that he's gonna' just go back to wailing on us!"

"Mister Radish said he just wanted to leave," You state, still holding the bean out to Raditz but looking at him with steely determination. "I'm trusting him."

Raditz looks at you in silence for a few moments before taking the bean and popping it in his mouth. Immediately you can feel his Ki swell back up to what it was before. You blink, no it's actually even stronger than before. As Raditz stands up from out of the water, looking down at his previously wounded body, you worry that you might've made the wrong choice here. "Hmmm." He looks at you, then at Goku, before nodding his head. "I meant what I said brother, I'm leaving." Raditz starts to fly off, but stops at the last second, turning around and looking at his brother. "Before I go, one last thing that's been bothering me. If that red child hadn't shot me, you would've been caught in the blast from that green man as well. You would've died."

Goku rubs the back of his head, grinning up at Raditz. "Heh, yeah that's true, but with the Dragon Balls I would've just been wished back to life. Happens a lot around here actually."

Krillin nods his head knowingly. "Yeah, believe me if we didn't have those things we'd have been in real big trouble a long time ago."

Raditz raises an eyebrow. "Dragon Balls? And what are they exactly."

"Wish granting orbs, basically." Goku explains. "You gather all seven of them up, and that summons the dragon Shenron. He grants you a single wish of whatever you want."

"Any wish?" Raditz ask.

"Well yeah, you can wish someone back from the dead, loads of money," Goku pauses, thinking back on a long memory. "We even had a guy who wanted immortality, but we stopped him at the last second."

Raditz starts to speak up again, but stops when his scouter beeps, and a new voice comes out.

"Immortality you say?" You don't know why, but that voices sends chills down your spine. Raditz quickly rips his scouter off, crushing it in his head before looking very, very angry with himself.

"Uh, who was that?" You ask.

"...Vegeta." Is all he says, clenching his fists and looking more and more angry with himself. "Damn it, I've just signed all your death certificates."

>END

Welp, that the end for this session guys, I got a D&D group to run. Tune in next time for more Dragon Ball.

Ask me any questions ya' want, and I'll answer them as best as I can.

Power Levels currently.
https://pastebin.com/Wx1mUnhG

>>1561280

Is it weird that I feel happy that Goku was the one who fucked up instead of us here?

>>1561280
>Raditz is 1,700 now
Fug.
Maybe he'll feel bad and train with us now.

>>1561280
God fucking dammit, Goku.

I'm 7 and even I'm not that dumb.

Stop enabling him, Krillin.

That's it, Radishman, now you gotta stay and make sure we get swole.

Wait...now we got no Kaioken.
WE NEED TO MAKE SERIOUS GAINS.

>>1561315
Don't worry, Saff can still go muscleloli. And someday, just muscle. At least we have a temporary super form for the time period.

until we go super saff-rekian or something. 100% Full Power MAX modo. Frieza and Roshi can eat their hearts out. Zarbon, too.

>>1561327
I think one of our main goals should be learning how to maintain our power-up form.
It's super useful, but the damage it causes to our body really isn't helpful.
We should try and acclimate ourselves to it.

>>1561338
Well here's a hint on that. Say you wanna' make a water balloon. But every time you turn the faucet on full blast, and the balloon bursts. What do you do?

>>1561343
...Stop filling it so damn much?
Get better balloons?

>>1561343
>>1561346
Do it slow. He is saying slooowww dddooooown.

>>1561356
Well fuck me, that makes sense.
Should we work our way up to full blast, start going at maybe 1/2 capacity?

>>1561365
JUST THE TIP

>>1561416
>innuendos
>when the MC is a 7 year old girl
for shame

>>1561421
I met a six year old the other day who kept making dick jokes. Or five. They all look the same at that age.

>>1561431
the world today...
were the jokes funny?

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>>1561421
Well, I mean I do it for a lot of reasons but partly for the shame, yea it helps I guess. Whats your point?

>>1561435
They were fucking hilarious.

>>1561452
There is hope for the next generation then.

Can't believe how many people really wanted someone to die just so you could have that Kaio-Ken

>>1561527
Dude do you remembe how much the Kaioken carries the Z fighters in the next couple arcs?
Vegeta is gonna curbstomp us if we don't pull some serious shit.

>>1561539
So just come up with new ways to train. If you remember all the Z-Fighters did is train on Kami's lookout to prepare for that.

>>1561561
Well then the Saiyans are gonna beat the shit out of each other while Saff and Gohan train under Tien.
Piccolo can multi-form and blow himself or something.

I propose this as Saff's theme song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xFSwIw-_-as

God help me.

>>1561593
...Are we Tofoo's worst nightmare now?

>>1561610
I don't get it.

>>1561593
Nah this is.
https://youtu.be/ZdFyC3TlC0g?list=PL4dfE_VOmvGtNM-p8siqyF-CaL1nEURYF

>>1561633
I dunno. I think mine is far more fitting. Clearly speaks much more directly about the character and is more representative of the ideals of the character. Also portrays the average mindset of the character. And isn't just total shitposting. Nope. 100% serious. Totes.

Why do you already have a theme song picked out? I mean, it's nice, but nigga damn.

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>>1561626
Oh.
Well Tofoo is the name of the main character in another DB quest on the board called Dragon Ball Quest, plain and simple.
The MC ended up fucking canon so hard they married Bulma and proceeded to merc Vegeta after fathering "Trunks".
Kid Trunks apparently has a thing for watching Thomas the Train engine and the MC finds that extremely unnerving for some reason.
Probably the faces.

>>1561652
kek what the fuck

>>1561650
I was listening to it.

>>1561658
Shouldn't you put more thought into theme songs than that? Oh lawd.

>>1561669
>Shouldn't you put more thought into theme songs than that?
Fuck no. Rule of cool always wins.
my pick btw
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EHOPTVBFpgM

>>1561682
>Fuck no. Rule of cool always wins.

But what if it's cool AND relevant? Ala "It has to be this way" in Revengeance when fighting Armstrong at the end?

>>1561694
>But what if it's cool AND relevant?
Than that's just bonus points.
Cool comes before anything though.
What's the point of music if it doesn't please the ears?

>>1561702
>What's the point of music if it doesn't please the ears?

Paralyzing Namekians with the sound of middleschoolers playing on their Recorders?

>>1561343
>>1561356

Huh. So that's why everyone takes so long to power up.

>>1561431

Toilet humor is funniest around that age, but censors say no.

>>1561708
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gGN01Ieu0fQ

>>1561717
This is considered a war crime on Namek.

And here, but still.

>>1561733
The only musical warcrime here is playing this at 300 decibels.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Tc8iu0XFUQc
also fun fact, rick rolling was once considered for musical torture by the US government.

>>1561737
The fact you have all this objectively shitty music already on hand for this sort of thing worries me.

>>1561752
It's not that weird.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b0oQkjup4Q

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>>1561280
>Someone kept Raditz alive
I don't even care its a fem mc now, this is great.

>>1561975
It's weird how little that happens.

>>1561975
Uncle Raditz is gonna be a great teacher.
Can't wait to see how he shapes up if he decides to stay.

>>1562100
>inb4 absolutely slaughtered by NAPPA!

>>1562107
>implying he won't get gud and fight Nappa to standstill
Have hope in his great character design.

>>1562100
>>1562107
>>1562113
Ya'll know he said he was leaving right?

>>1562121
He doesn't get that choice. We're gonna blow up his ball. He needs to take responsibility.

Also who's to say the Kaio-Ken isn't still an option? Or some other power up Technique? I mean shit, Canon ain't even in here no more, just think up ideas guys.

>>1562181
>just think up ideas guys.
Saff goes super saiyan.

>>1562191
*Just think up ideas that WILL work guys

I guess we could use the Dragon Balls to wish something that could help us. Maybe asking Shenron for techniques or power ups?

>>1562198
Hey you just said this isn't canon, and saiyans being the only guys that can go super saiyans is totally canon. And we disregard that because not canon.

Just wish for Saff to be immortal. Duh.

>>1562204
That's an idea, since you won't be wasting the wish on reviving Goku.
>>1562205
You're right, that means we can have Ginyu and Frieza be Super Saiyans too.

>>1562207
Frieza was already a super mutant, you wouldn't be that mean, would you?

Also, Ginyu was just a step below super saiyan at one point in canon, so.

>>1562207
Isn't Frieza's golden form just super saiyan?
It's just gold paint over his "base" form like SSJ.
That means it's technically possible for other races to get transformations akin to SSJ.
Not stuff like Oozaru or whatever Zarbon does, like legit aryan transformations.

https://twitter.com/QM_Brush/status/874168149846970368

>>1565832
>Tfw people post your updates before you do.
Awww.

>>1565839
Just trying to help out.

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Might've come up with an idea on a possible source of training for some of the characters. Here's a hint.

>>1565860
Is that some shit from Journey to the West?
Because I never read that.

>>1565865
JttW is actually some good shit, mostly because Sun Wukong is a lovable bastard.

>>1565868
Having read the wiki article just now to try and get some context, is that thing you posted that headband that tightens and gives Wukong headaches?

>>1565871
Yeah, it was basically his leash.

Or if you've ever seen Inuyasha, it's his beads.

>>1565874
How is a "leash" supposed to help us out?

>>1565878
It's not the leash it's the person holding it.

>>1565881
So we find or make a weakness to exploit in somebody we might find untrustworthy.
The only things that come to my mind are Piccolo's intense aversion to whistling noise and Raditz's weak tail.

>>1565881
Also fuck I didn't realize I linked my own comment on twitter instead of just your update.
My bad.
Also I was the one who edits that OP pic together, no need to credit me.

>>1565874

Hmmm... training, training...

...maybe if we used ki to thicken the air around us, making it harder to move, or even push back against our physical forms--maybe we could figure out how to manipulate gravity without a gravity chamber. I mean, we can fly, so we just have to do the opposite of flying. It would exercise physical muscles and spiritual energy at the same time.

>>1565940
>exercise physical muscles and spiritual energy at the same time.
Couldn't we do that by training in our powered up form?
It already taxes our ki reserves and muscles a lot, and training with to at least maintain it seems almost necessary.

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So who/what are we exactly?

Jiece's transitioning daughter?

>>1561356
NO!

ENERGY LEGS

>>1565957
We might be related to Dabura considering we strongly resemble a demon.
Who knows what the fuck we are?
We're just gonna have to find out while kicking alien ass.

>>1565969
JUST RUNNING ALL THE TIME! YOU'LL RUN AS FAST AS

K E N Y A N S!

Alright, we back ya'll.

>>1566107
So fast people will think we are Kenyans and then deport us back to Kenya?

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"What do you mean you've signed our death certificates?!" Piccolo shouts, floating down to where everyone else is at. You notice his arm is back, though it looks like it's covered in some weird looking slime. Must be a boy thing. "Explain yourself dammit!"

Raditz glares at Piccolo, and moves like he's going to start up another fight when Goku steps between the two of them. The brothers shares a hard stare before Raditz grunts and turns away. "That voice you heard coming from my scouter, it belonged to Vegeta. He's another Saiyan just like us Kakarot."

"Should we be worried?" You ask innocently. You don't know who this mister Vegeta person is, but maybe he's friendly.

"OF COURSE YOU SHOULD BE WORRIED!" Raditz shouts at you. "Vegeta isn't a low class warrior like me or Kakarot, he's descended from the blood of the elite, the strongest of the strong. Listen carefully when I tell you, that if you thought I was strong, you're nowhere near prepared for him."

"So it's just one more bug we have to squash," Piccolo chides, grinning as he sees how irritating he is to Raditz. "We'll just train before he gets here and deal with him like we did with you."

"Fool, Vegeta's power level is over 18,000."

"Is that supposed to impress me?" Piccolo asks, crossing his arms.

"Mine was only 1,500 when I fought you all." Now THAT makes Piccolo break his too-cool face and look worried, which actually brings a smirk to Raditz's face. "Not to mention Nappa's going to be with him, and he's twice as strong as I am right now."

Everyone around you seems to be slowly realizing what this means. If they had such a hard time fighting Radtiz, what chance could they have against someone that literally ten times stronger than him?

>A. "How long do we have till they show up here mister Radish?"
>B. "If we train really, really hard I bet we could beat'em!"
>C. "Why would they want to come here though? Is it because we beat you up and they're mad?"
>D. Write-in

>>1566179
>>D.

Arent we little kids? Lets fuck off and let the adults worry and check on Gohan, and Turtle. Did the weird pink house get blown up in the fighting?

>>1566188
Gohan's here with you, Raditz, Piccolo, Goku, and Krillin.

>>1566179
>A.

>>1566188
>>1566223
>>1566225
Deadlock. Five minutes then I'm rolling to see which one gets picked.

>>1566179

>A.

>>1566225
>>1566241
Writing

>>1566225
>>1566241
"So, how long until they show up here mister Radish?"

Raditz tries to pretend he isn't annoyed with your mispronunciation of his name, but he does about as good a job as Piccolo does when you do it to him. "If they're following the route planned out before I set out, then it'll take them about a year to get here."

"What, like space years or regular years?" Krillin asks.

"I don't know, just normal years, what other kind of years are there?!"

"Hmmmm." Goku rubs his chin, going over what his brother just told him. "Well, if we've got a whole year to train for these guys then we shouldn't waste anytime."

Piccolo nods, flying back up into the air. "Can't believe I'm saying this, but Goku's right. I'm off to get stronger, I suggest you all do the same." With that, the big green man flies off.

The look on Raditz's face makes it seem like he can't believe what he's hearing. "You can't be serious. You actually plan to fight them when they show up?"

"Nothing else we can do mister Radish," You reply honestly. "If we don't fight them they'll just beat us up."

Raditz clenches his fists and shakes his head at your supposed stupidity. "Fools, it'd be better to just run. I'm leaving like I said I would, I've no interest in being here when Vegeta arrives, and I doubt he'll be pleased to see me after failing to retrieve you Kakarot."

"It's Goku, and are you sure you don't wanna' stay and train with us? We could really use the help."

"Positive. Good luck brother, you'll need it." With that, Raditz shoots off into the sky, his form disappearing after a while.

Now it's just you, Krillin, Goku, and Gohan. You're still aching from the fight earlier, and kind of wish you'd taken that magic bean that mister Krillin had offered.

>A. Ask if there's any more Senzu Beans.
>B. "I'm gonna' go let mister Tien and Chiaotzu know what's happening."
>C. "Mister Goku, do you think we have a chance of winning?"
>D. Write-in

>>1566255
>>B. "I'm gonna' go let mister Tien and Chiaotzu know what's happening."

>>1566258
Writing.

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>>1566258
"I should probably let mister Tien and Chiaotzu know what's happening." You tell the others.

"Yeah," Krillin agrees. "I should probably go give Yamcha a heads up to. Sounds like we're gonna' need all the help we can against these Saiyans."

Goku nods his head. "I'll take Gohan and go tell Chi-Chi, maybe she's even got some lunch ready!" Your tummy growls loudly at the mention of food, causing everyone to laugh before splitting up.

It doesn't take you long before you arrive back at the Crane School, and you can already sense mister Tien and Chiaotzu inside. Landing inside the courtyard, you sense that both of them are inside the dining hall, which works out perfectly for how hungry you are. Rushing inside, you're greeted to a very odd sight.

Tien is sitting rigidly at the main table, looking completely uncomfortable while a blonde haired woman serves him food. The rest of the students in the dining hall also look nervous, some of them seem to have bruises and bandages on their heads. Chiaotzu doesn't seem to care at all though, just eating away at his meal.

"Launch, really it's fine." Tien's voice sounds curt, but also strained.

The blonde haired woman smacks a spoon down onto the table, making everyone but you and Chiaotzu in the room jump in their seats. "Nonsense ya' big lug, I told ya' last time I'd make ya' a fine meal for helpin' me out, and I'm a gal of my word!"

Hurrying up to the main table and passing by the students, Tien finally notices you and looks way more pleased than he should be. "SAFF! Uh, have you met Launch yet? She's an old friend of mine."

"You mean she's your girlfriend." Chiaotzu mumbles, conveniently looking away while chewing on his food as Tien gives him a death glare.

"Who's the kid? An' Why's she all red and junk?" Launch asks, pointing a spoon at you as she frowns.

>A. "I'm Saff!"
>B. Tell Tien and Chiaotzu what's going on.
>C. FOOD! NOM NOM NOM.
>D. Wide eyed stare. "Mister Tien has a girlfriend?!"
>E. Write-in

>>1566286
>D.Wide eyed stare. "Mister Tien has a girlfrie-
>B.Tell Tien and Chiaotzu what's going on.

World shattering revelations later, warning about impending apocalypse now.

>>1566286
>A. "I'm Saff!"
>B. Tell Tien and Chiaotzu what's going on.

>>1566289
Might as well be this

>>1566289

I'll back this, but with an added

>E. *STOMACH RUMBLE INTENSIFIES*

>>1566289
>>1566299
>>1566325
Writing. Also sorry about that the computer was acting weird.

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>>1566289
>>1566289
>>1566299
>>1566325
>>1566325
You're about to tell miss Launch that you're Saff, when your brain finally starts to process what Chiaotzu had said. Immediately your face gets all smooshy and happy looking, your cheeks puffing up as you smile, sparkles in your eyes.

"Oh man what's wrong with her?" Launch says, edging behind Tien as he too stares at you with a little worry. "She looks like she swallowed a cat or somethin'."

"Mister Tien has a girlfrie-." Before you can finish your sentence your stomach rumbles loudly again, snapping you out of your daydream. "Uh, huh?"

Launch snorts, smiling as she whips out another bowl of food from practically nowhere. "Here ya' go kid, figured ya' stomach couldn't resist mah' five-star quee-zeen."

Mouth salivating at just the thought of food, you jump up into your seat and start digging into your bowl, letting out little noises of gratitude. "Thanks miss Launch!"

"So Saff, what happened to you?" Tien asks, indicating your beaten up demeanor. "Did you run into Piccolo again?"

"Nuh-uh, ran into Goku's brother, also Goku's an alien." You hold up your bowl. "More please."

"WHAT?!" All three of them ask at once. You quickly give the run down of what happened, how Goku's long lost brother showed up, told everybody he was an alien, then you all beat him up, and now there's two more mean guys showing up who are way stronger than Raditz.

"Mister Radish said we have a year till they show up, and he doesn't think we can get strong enough in time to fight them." You finish as you scoop another spoonful of...whatever this is into your mouth.

Tien frowns and stands suddenly. "Well, we'll see about that. We're not gonna' just sit by and wait on our hands and knees for these guys to show up. Chiaotzu, Saff," Tien begins walking. "We're going to meet up with the others and figure out what we need to do."

"Okay." Chiaotzu replies, finishing up his bowl just as you do. The two of you begin following Tien before a loud gunshot echoes throughout the hall. Turning around, all three of you see Launch standing there with a machine gun, looking angry.

"An' where do ya' think yer' goin' huh?" She asks, pointing the gun at you. You instinctively hold your hands up. "Ya' ain't gonna' just leave me behind like every other time, I'm goin' with ya'."

"Launch," Tien starts. "These people we're gonna' be fighting, they're not something you can just point a gun at and solve."

"Then I'll get a bigger gun!" She retorts. "I'm sick'n tired of bein' left outta' these things."

Launch and Tien have a stare off, with the blonde lady holding her own against the triclops. You and Chiaotzu share a worried stare.

>cont.

>>1566351
>A. "Why can't she just come with us mister Tien? She could probably train too!"
>B. "Miss Launch, I don't think it's safe for you to try and fight these guys, you're not strong enough."
>C. "Mister Tien, none of us fighting mister Radish today were strong enough to fight him alone, but together we were able to beat him.
>D. Stay quiet.
>E. Write-in

>>1566352
>C. "Mister Tien, none of us fighting mister Radish today were strong enough to fight him alone, but together we were able to beat him.
>A. "Why can't she just come with us mister Tien? She could probably train too!"

>>1566352
>>D. Stay quiet.

>>1566351
>"Then I'll get a bigger gun!"

This is why she's a best.

>D. Stay quiet.
Tien is the training expert here, he knows what's best.

>>1566351

>E. Where are ya gonna get a bigger gun from?

Rolled 46, 31 = 77 (2d50)

>>1566430
>>1566431
Mmmmkay, let me just roll something real quick for this.

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>>1566430
>>1566431
>>1566443
Maybe you should say something? But then what exactly would you say here? "Sure mister Tien, let miss Launch come along and get 'sploded by big bad alien men!" Ugh, you hate not knowing what to do, it's easier to just hug people.

"You. Aren't. Coming. With." Tien states, standing his ground.

"Yeah?" Launch asks, crossing her arms and walking right up to Tien. "Who's gonna' stop me big guy?"

"We'll just fly off, you can't fly so you can't follow us." Tien points out.

Launch smirks. "I got tons a' capsules with all kinds a' flyin' machines buddy, I can keep up."

That seems to throw Tien off. "Th-then I'll just take the capsules away!"

"Ooooh, are ya' sayin' yer' a thief now Tien?" Launch taunts him, earning a couple "oooohs" from his students and you. "Guess I'm actually rubbin' off on ya'." Tien starts to speak but Launch places a finger to his lips. "Uh-uh, no butts. I'm comin' along and that's that."

Tien looks like he wants to argue some more, but finally just lets out a defeated sigh and nods his head. "Alright."

Launch grins, bending down to you and jerkin' a thumb at Tien. "See that kid, ya' can get guys to do whateva' you want as long as you got some womanly charm."

"Womanly charm." You say, nodding your head at this new important piece of information. "So mister Tien, where we gonna' meet everyone at?"

"Probably at the Lookout, everybody already knows where it is, and it's the best place to train at the moment." Tien states. You and Chiaotzu nod and begin to take off, Tien looking embarassed as he turns to Launch. "....I'm gonna' have to carry you."

"Oh." Launch says, and you can't help but notice the redness of their faces. "So uh, how ya' wanna'..."

Tien just scoops Launch up like a bride, making you have more visions of cute little triclop babies running around with curly blonde hair. "Hehe."

>End.

Gonna' have to cut it right there guys, got work to do. Probably be back later tonight, like after 10:45 or something. It's 3:10 right now.

Any questions or suggestions, I'm open.

>>1566462
So what happens to Raditz now? Will he be back? Perhaps show up again when all hope is gone and help us in a funal effort against the sayans?

>>1566469
Raditz'll come back with Vegeta and Nappa. Then Vegeta will kill him.

>>1566482
>sparing Raditz just so he can die 2 threads later

Som pls.Besides,we can resurect him
later with the dragonballs if it really happens

Anybody up for a little late night Dragon Ball?

>>1568136
I'd be down.
8:30 on a Monday is as good a time as any.

>>1568139
Shit, you in Cali bro?

>>1568150
Washington actually.
I wouldn't be caught dead any place on this coast south of Oregon.

>>1568136
wew

>>1568155
Alright. Well if we can get one more person for tonight I can do some stuff to move the story along, but just you and me ain't gonna' cut it.

>>1568160
I feel ya

>>1568160
Am I invisible? Was I shadow banned?

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Flying up to Kami's Lookout seems to have taken you less time than it did before the last time you were here. You can't help but feel that's a good indicator of how strong you've gotten in the past months.

"Looks like coming here was a good idea after all." Tien comments, and after a few seconds you can tell why. You can sense a bunch of other people already on the Lookout besides Kami and Popo.

The four of you land on the Lookout, Tien placing Launch down and the two of them looking away from each other for some reason. "Weirdies." You mumble. Ahead of you near the entrance to the main building is Krillin, giving you all a smile and a quick wave, and beside him are two others. One of them is a man of about Goku's height, wild black hair and scars on his face. He's wearing the same orange gi that Krillin and Goku wear. Beside that man is a shorter, fatter one, who looks like he's in a perpetual state of hunger.

Kami and Popo stand in front of you all, you give a big smile to the old green man. "Hi mister Kami! Hi mister Popo!"

"Hello Saff." Kami greets you, Popo giving you a quick bow. The elder guardian looks over the group, as if weighing your strengths and weaknesses. "I've already been informed by Krillin here of what's coming, and I'm going to be honest with you." He pauses, making everyone nervous. "Your chances of surviving are slim."

"Really, that's it?" The scar faced man bursts out in anger. "There's gotta' be something we can do to up our chances against these guys, I mean no one's invincible right?"

"You didn't see what Raditz was capable of Yamcha." Krillin interrupts. "And these guys are supposed to be way stronger than him. We'd need a miracle to win."

"Maybe not a miracle," Kami says. "But you'd need to train harder than you ever have before. This is an enemy the likes of which you can't imagine." He closes his eyes for a moment, then opens them back up. "Goku will be arriving here shortly, I'd suggest you find some way to relax if you can. Once he gets here I'll explain more."

With that Kami retreats back into the building, and mister Popo goes back to watering his pretty flowers. Krillin and the Yamcha guy are already talking, or rather arguing, among themselves, and the fat guy is busy laying under the shade of a palm tree. "Saff, I'm gonna' show Launch how figure out Ki Focus, you wanna' join in?" Tien asks, Launch standing behind him with her arms crossed and foot tapping.

>A. "Sure!"
>B. "I wanna' get to know the others first." (Specify)
>C. "I wanna' do some sparring with mister Chiaotzu."
>D. "I just wanna' rest up."
>E. Write-In
>>1568197
Naw, I just didn't see ya' till after I posted.

>>1568214
>A. "Sure!"

>>1568160
Im here.

>>1568245
then vote

>>1568214
>A. "Sure!"

Rolled 10, 19, 16, 17 = 62 (4d20)

>>1568235
>>1568263
Alright give me some d20's.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1568265

>>1568267
Whoa there big roller, don't break yer' wrist throwin' them dice now.

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>>1568274
I exclusively roll with the table cracker.

>>1568281
Usually I'd say we wait for the others, but if nobody else rolls within' five minutes let's just call it, ain't gonna' beat that Nat 20.

>>1568288
You don't do subsequent crit override?
Cool.

>>1568288
K then.

>>1568294
Nah bro, go ahead and roll. You might be able to get us Double Twenties.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1568267
>>1568288
Well fine be that way

Rolled 25 (1d50)

>>1568303
Er, it's a d20.

Nice job rolling higher than the other guy though.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1568303
FUCK WRONG DICE

>>1568305
>>1568300
>>1568267
Mmmkay writing guys.

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>>1568267
"Sure!" You shout excitedly. You like the idea of helping miss Launch learn to focus her Ki, just like how mister Tien helped you a few months back. Chiaotzu goes off to talk with Krillin and Yamcha while the three of you pick a nice spot in the shade.

Sitting down cross legged, you close your eyes as you listen to Tien explain the basics to Launch. "It's all about being able to sense what's around you, knowing where someone is even if they're miles away. First, focus on your own energy so you can get an understanding of what it feels like."

"And don't forget to breathe." You add in.

"Mmmkay, so look inside myself, right." She sounds a little nervous, but Launch hides it very well. As she's focusing you decide to see how much you've improved on your own Ki Focus. You start small and sense for Launch, getting a little surprised as it feels like she's got some weird mixture of Ki's inside of her. They're not exactly in harmony, but they aren't fighting against each other either. Searching out even farther you can feel Goku and his family, and an especially angry Ki that must belong to miss Chi-Chi. Pushing even farther than that and you can feel mister Piccolo and...huh. For some reason he's right by Goku's brother Raditz. At first you worry that they're fighting each other, but then you realize their Ki's are too calm for that to be possible. Weird.

"HA!" Launch's happy shout knocks you out of your focus, and you open your eyes to see the blonde woman pumping her fist in the air happily. "I could totally feel you guys right now, heck I even sense the ol' pervert down on his beach!"

Tien smiles. "Good job Launch, you're actually making a lot of progress."

"Yeah yeah, don't get all mushy." Though you can tell Launch secretly likes it when Tien praises her. "So when ya' gonna' teach me how to fly?"

"I think it's a little early to be learning that." Tien says, not liking the idea at all.

>A. "C'mon mister Tien, I bet Launch could learn to fly no problem!"
>B. "Oooh, what if we practiced energy blasts instead miss Launch!"
>C. "How about we spar with each other instead?"
>D. Write-in

>>1568340
>B. "Oooh, what if we practiced energy blasts instead miss Launch!"
I'd spar with her, but we might beat her up

>>1568340
>>A. "C'mon mister Tien, I bet Launch could learn to fly no problem!"

>>1568345
And then she's murderlize ya'.

>>1568340
>"You just want an excuse to carry her, don't you?"

>>1568349
Bullets are basically bee stings at this point ain't they?
Goku had 9mm rounds bouncing off his forehead with a power level of 11.

>>1568359
Ooooooh.

>>1568359
fuck it, add this

>>1568345
>>1568346
>>1568359
Okay so it's a three way tie-between these options, needs a tie-breaker.

>>1568369
I'll change to teaching her to fly then

>>1568361
Carl the farmer with a shotgun had a PL of 5 but I bet you he couldn't deflect a .22 with no injury. PLs are misleading.

>>1568372
Flying wins, writing.

>>1568346
>>1568359
>>1568372
"Aw c'mon mister Tien, I bet Launch could learn to fly no problem!" You argue, pouting a little as you jump in place.

"Yeah, c'mon ya' big lug, teach me how spread my wings an' junk" Launch pokes Tien in his chest, earning a frown from the triclops.

You then grin a little mischievously. "Unless you just like carrying miss Launch around mister Tien." The big red blush on their faces makes you giggle.

"Ahem." Tien coughs. "Fine, we'll give flying a shot." You and miss Launch both give out a loud shout of joy. "But we're doing this carefully, last thing we need is you falling off the edge of the Lookout."

You and Tien quickly rise up into the air, hovering maybe five feet off the ground right in front of Launch who studies your every move. "So, just like with focusing your Ki, you need to get a good feel of your Ki. Feel it, grab it, and then just imagine yourself being lifted off the ground."

You watch as Launch closes her eyes, letting out a deep breath as she mumbles to herself. "Imagine, imagine, imagine." She just keeps repeating this to herself, and already you can feel the energy inside of her start to build up. Slowly you see the back of her feet rise up, till just the tips of her toes are touching the Lookout floor. Then, ever so slowly, Launch is floating in the air. "YOU DID IT MISS LAUNCH!" You shout excitedly.

Bad mistake.

Launch opens her eyes, looking down in surprise at the fact that she's actually off the ground, and this lack of focus makes her lose her balance. Still floating in the air, Launch starts to hover backwards until, much to Tien and yours fears, she goes falling off the edge. "Tieeeeeeeeen!" She shouts, more angry than scared.

"LAUNCH!" Tien shoots off after her, you follow closely behind him.

>Roll me some more d20's.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1568413

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1568413

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1568413
A shocking admission of their feelings? Wait, no, just screaming in terror.

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>>1568429
>>1568434
Screaming in terror indeed! Ahahaha.

>>1568429
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1568429
I ROLL HIGH FOR YOU PEOPLE AND THIS IS THE THANKS I GET

Rolled 46, 31, 29, 24 = 130 (4d50)

Okay....you guys have one roll left so go ahead, even if you've already rolled, and pray for a 20.

I'ma roll and see if Launch dies or not.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1568443

>>1568447
>>1568429
>>1568422
>>1568416
First the Warriors now this shit, writing.

>>1568452
I ROLLED A 19 BEFORE. BLAME THAT GUY WHO ROLLED A DAMN 1

>>1568460
This pleases me.

>>1568463
YOU DID THIS

>>1568466
Well now you have learned an important lesson, just because it is funny does not mean it is safe.