>>1552884
WE NEED TO TELEPORT TO JACKIE BEFORE SHE GETS TO READ THE MESSAGE

>>1552884
EXPLAIN YOURSELF MY BOY!! Jackie will understand!

>>1552884
>Text first
>"Hey babe, 1 outta 10, how's my shitpost to Star?"

>Chill Day
We need to regain our strength before getting the eyes.

>>1552884
Explain ourselves seeing as this is gonna get real a fuckin' awkward if we don't.

>>1552884
-Deal with the fact you have a date with a different girl (Sabrina) tomorrow despite having a gf
ITS TIME

>>1552884
>Explain yourself
"That was meant for Star, I was having some fun with her and accidentally sent you my friendly blow against her."

>>1552892
WAIT!

Scratch the last one. We gotta deal with the Sabrina problem.

>>1552884
>>Wait for her to respond
We wait and own up to that shit.
So we think our former best friend looks good in a skirt, big woop, wanna fight about it?

>>1552884
Copy and paste the jackie text and send it to star. STAR MUST KNOW HOW MARCO LOOKS IN A DRESS.

>>1552890
THIIIIS

>>1552884
Secret pasta mode. Ask Jackie if she'd be willing to try having a night with you and Marco in that miniskirt.

>>1552884
>Explain yourself

>>1552884
>>1552892
This.

>>1552884
Explain that he really does look great in a dress.

>>1552901
Voting for this as well as waiting for Jackie to respond.

>Own the post, She knows we're weird. Might as well see if she agrees.

>>1552892
Or go with this one

>>1552901
Yes. We MUST send this to Star, regardless of how Jackie responds.
>>1552892
Supporting this as well.

>>1552884
>Explain yourself
OK i think i have an idea,spam Jackie's chat to make sure she doesn't read it,then explain! And then ask about the chill day.

>>1552884
Oh yeah, encourage chill day after too!

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>>1552884
>>1552892
>>1552913
>>1552915
Own up to it.
Then tell her we're fucking with Star.
If we go 'J-Just kidding' she'll know think we meant it for real.
If we say it's for Star she will very much doubt it but not push any further.

Instead if we double down she'll think of it as our own weirdness and not think much of it.

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>>1552927

>>1552884
Oh, right, forgot to vote on what to do.
I vote we deal with Sabrina.
We'll only dig ourselves deeper if we go chill with Jackie before dealing with Sabrina.

>>1552901
support the sending the shit post to star

Also, we gotta hang with the Grill friend today. The other stuff can wait, and Sabrina I'm less concerned about then keeping wthe only romantic relationship Anon's had alive.

>>1552890
also, we should go after the eyes of the skull lord right now. We've got a bag of funyons, we can do that and chill later. We got a time limit here.

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Es time-o to Ah a getti deh countin!
Mama-Mia dis Spaghetti!

>>1552884
>Explain yourself

Let's try to pick up our spaghetti here dudes.

>>1552953
>>1552961
oops i was late the counting bit....

SECRET /decent person PATH

Go to Jackie, and explain this shit to her face to face, then go to Sabrina, and tell her we have a girlfriend, and we can't really have our first date with her, gently

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>Anon's trying to straight up explain ourselves.

You know she'll think it's just an excuse ya'know?

>>1552961
>Have to roll charisma
>We get shit rolls
>Only dig ourselves deeper and flood the Mewni swamp with our spaghetti
Yeah, nah.

>>1552967
I support this if it isn't too late.

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Rolled 4 (1d10)

Deh Votes a bella

>WAIT
2 votes

>EXPLAIN
12 votes

>Other
2 votes


ROLL CHARISMA!

>>1552968
This please.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1552972
TAPU KOKO

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
Mom's spaghetti.

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
okay, here we go

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1552972

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
DON'T! FUCK! UP!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1552972
Low roll pls. Spagetti

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
incoming shit rolls

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1552972

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
Let's get a suffering.

>>1552982
>>1552984
>25 total
'kay. We stop now.

>>1552982
>>1552984
Dammit. Why don't anons want marco in a dress?

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972

Rolled 4 (1d20)

DON'T WORRY BABE, I'M NOT GAY

.....MUCH

Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
Do you think I'll ruin it? Do you think I'll ruin it with my bad attitude?

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972
You like this critically good roll, faggots?

>>1552995
>inb4 DC was 25
>inb4 we fail, and it's all your fault.

>>1552995
Fuck you

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>>1552995
Yes.

I think you did.

>>1552995
This poster is Marco is disguised

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>>1552995
fuck you

Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552972

>>1552995
Moral of the story, folks: Please Update before you consider posting.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

BIG MONEY!?

https://youtu.be/H5d42w4ZcY4

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>>1553019
We can't be quenched dude.

Sammy is totally right.

Why did we bring this upon ourselves! WHY!

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>>1553019
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z2s56IQzsBE

who is down for anon to end up as pansexual and putting his dick inside anything that moves?

AYE

>>1553033
No.... frig off.

>>1553033
NAY

We must keep to the Secret cute Path!
Royal Mewgger Babies for Mommy via Star!

>>1553033
>>1553033
No
That's spanish for no

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>>1553033
ACTIVATE

>>1553033
Anon's not a faggot.

He can be bisexual, gay, straight, or even sexual towards kitchen tiles. But he would never be that much of a fag.

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>>1553038
We meet again my old nemesis

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552995
Dice gods say fuck you

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>>1553049
Indeed, we have...

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>>1553062
Our war will be waged unendingly

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>>1552984
>>1552984

WINNAR!

>23 total

>>1552982
+2!

>>1552995
-2

>23 total


>You start typing
>As fast your fingers will go unti-

>MESSAGE FROM JACKIE LYNN THOMAS

>J: "Dude I had no idea you felt that way. Are you like, repressing some stuff?"
>You can feel the sweat on your fingers making typing this out difficult
>You take a deep breath
>Have to slow your heartbeat
>This is precarious
>A: "naw."
>Smooth
>Maybe if you just hold out your sauce won't boil over and burn
>J: "Anon you just..."
>There's a pause of her typing
>J: "You scare me, you know?"
>A: "What?"
>J: "ur So intense. You do and say things that I don't anybody should get away with...like, are you trying to get yourself killed?"
>You blink to yourself, wondering how on the money that just might be
>Then you formulate something from this little mishap
>A: "Look, Jackie. I know I say a lot of outta pocket shit...but hey. Everything I say to you is true. That's all I'm about."
>J: "Tendies, pushing it to the limit and Hispanic boys in Mini Skirts?"
>A: "yeh"
>J: "...so are you gay?"
>A: "I might be a lot of things. Gay ain't broad enough. I wrote that shit to mess with Star Butterfly. She lives with Marco and I thought it'd be funny as hell if she knew about his booty blessings and I uh...Haha I sent it you instead."
>J: "you're nutz."

>You send Jackie pic related
>A: "Nuts 4 u."
>J: "Haha you dork!"

>Oh shid
>What's habbening?
>You are Anon
>Man of many mysteries
>Mainly because he actually doesn't keep secrets for shid
>With one...super chill girlfriend

>J: "So what -were- you thinking about?"
>She's still interested
>You pump your fist in the air
>Muscles does not understand your silly gesture
>Are you fighting the sky now?
>Muscles is ready to kill the atmosphere
>Carefully, you copy and paste your brilliant shitpost to it's intended recipient
>A: "aaaand sent!"
>Tactical Dankness inbound
>MESSAGE ERROR<
>A: "What?"
>USER: STAR BUTTERFLY HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER

>Oh
>That
>Bitch


What do?

>>1553065
>>USER: STAR BUTTERFLY HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER

Oh that's gold! I dunno, let's tell Jackie about our day or something.

CONFIRM DATE WITH GIRLFRIEND, LET DOWN Sabrina gently, she's a good girl

>>1553065
eat some funyons and... continue the talk with Jackie, I suppose

>>1553065
Tell Jackie about our day

>>1553065
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE SCISSOR OVER TO HER AND MEGABLAST HER WHILE READING THE SHITPOST OUTLOUD

>>1553065
When is the chill day?

>>1553065
I've had enough shit posting for one day.
Let's play build a body with Zombell
Maybe this time we can make something more cost efficient.

>>1553065
>>1553079
You know what? This. Maybe except for the megablast part

>>1553065
Talk to Jackie and pursue the chill day yo.

>>1553084
Only after we buy proper flesh craft tools at quest buy

>>1553065
Let's get those eyes already. Tomorrow will be our chill day. We're on a roll and I don't wanna get side tracked for days when we're making so much progress.

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>>1553065
We send the shitpost the old fashioned way!
Write it down on a piece of paper, resurrect dead birb, open portal near the Diaz house and let it fly!

>>1553065
Talk to Jackie, and this >>1553095

>>1553065
Stop messing around with Headbook
Time to get the Eyes of the Skull Lord

>>1553065
fuckin kek she blocked us.

Could use a new account to send it to her anyway. Surprised she blocked us though.

I'd be down for going with Jackie and finding a way to let Sabrina down gently. I mean Jackie will understand if we tell her, considering the Sabrina plan was before we kissed her.

That and the goal of the Sabrina plan was to give her interaction with someone not Britney.

>>1553065
If possible let down Sabrina gently then go for the eyes

>>1553095
>>1553100
^ This for star. Put inside a frilly envelope, and tuck it into her room through a window. Muscles can stretch that much right? Or do we gotta star walk?

>>1553077
on second thought, I think we should eat some funyons and then go hunt down those skull lord eyes

>>1553100
>That and the goal of the Sabrina plan was to give her interaction with someone not Britney.
That was the whole plan from the start tho...

>>1553095
>>1553102
We could always mail it normally via post office. She'll never suspect that it's us until it's opened.

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>>1553095
>>1553079
>>1553065
THIS.
Send your shitpost the old-fashioned way.
Through undead carrier pigeon.


ALSO.
We need to tell Jackie about the thing with Sabrina tomorrow.
We already told Sabrina we'd do something on Sunday, so...

SECRET /good prep time ROUTE.

GO TO QUEST BUY AND BUY SHIT

LIKE A UNIVERSAL TRANSLATOR

>>1553065
cancel the date with sabrina, but gift her a questbuy collar to make up for it.

>>1553065
>>1553088
I suppose I change my support to >>1553110

>>1553110
support

>>1553065
>>1553091
We should craft Zombina a new body, we can hit up Quest Buy and get a skeleton with some proper fleshcrafting equipment, or hit up the dead corpse of our neighbor and do it the old-fashioned way.

>>1553095
Support
>>1553079
Support

And we need to honestly figure something out about Sabrina. With Jackie being so chill, I think we should just tell her the truth and ask her what she's comfortable with. If we do the date, we're doing to help sabrina get some confidence, not to two time Jackie.

GO TO QUEST BUY

ENOUGH SHIT POSTING

Hey

Why don't we invite Jackie to quest buy?

>>1553095
This right here is exactly what we should do.

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Rolled 9, 5 = 14 (2d10)

>Talk with Jackie
6 votes

>Pursue Date with Jackie
3 votes

>REE-ZILLA
7 votes

>Questing and Quest Accessories
5 votes
Anonymous is -dedicated- to his shit posting...

Roll Charisma once again
Then WILL

Rolled 10, 9 = 19 (2d10)

>>1553148
TAPU KOKO

Rolled 13, 9 = 22 (2d20)

>>1553148

Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)

>>1553148
At least sending a letter only takes 5 minutes... right?

>>1553148
AW SHIT NIGGUH

Rolled 1, 4 = 5 (2d20)

>>1553148
Let's get those shit flingers ready and hot!

Rolled 4, 3 = 7 (2d20)

>>1553148

Rolled 9, 4 = 13 (2d20)

>>1553148

Rolled 15, 7 = 22 (2d20)

>>1553148

Rolled 6, 19 = 25 (2d20)

>>1553148
okay, charisma then will

>>1553159
Fuck

>>1553155>>1553159
nat 1
18

Rolled 5, 12 = 17 (2d20)

>>1553157
AW SHIT NIGGUH I FUKKED UP

Rolled 3, 19 = 22 (2d20)

>>1553148

>>1553148

Rolled 19, 9 = 28 (2d20)

>>1553148

Rolled 1, 17 = 18 (2d20)

>>1553148

Rolled 16, 20 = 36 (2d20)

>>1553148
Rolling.

Rolled 17, 6 = 23 (2d20)

>>1553148

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>>1553159

>>1553169
Weird, didn't roll before

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d10)

>>1553148

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Rolled 17, 18 = 35 (2d20)

>>1553148
>>1553148

Rolled 5, 19 = 24 (2d20)

>>1553178
reroll

That critfail though man i hope marco intercepts it and we get a message saying "do you really feel that way?"

>>1553190
>IINB4 its Marco who rips a portal and smashes our phone

>>1553190
>It's actually Marco's dad that gets the letter
Hopefully we aren't retarded enough to sign the damn thing so it can't be traced back to us.

>>1553198
>Turns out we are
>Marco's Dad can't trace us back anyway because it's signed Anonymous

I would hope this teaches you all about wasting time with stupid shit..but I've been here too long to expect anything good from you fucks.

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>We accidentally make Anon gay thorough constant natural 1's.

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>>1553210
>>accidentally

>>1553207
Marco's dad knows us.

Then again, he'd never think it'd actually be us.

>>1553065
>USER: STAR BUTTERFLY HAS BLOCKED YOU ON HEADBOOK MESSENGER
>What do?
Send the message to Marco instead.

We really should stop trying to piss off others on purpose, brings nothing but trouble and loses us allies

If we had done it with Jeffrey, we wouldn't have any armor, or gold, or our lives

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>>1553159
Charisma...
Oh my.
>Natural 1
>The ultimate failure

>>1553155
WILL Winner!
9 + 9 = 18 total total
>>1553172
+2!
>MEANWHILE, AT THE DIAZ HOUSE<

>Star Butterfly, Princess of Mewni is still a little miffed
>Her whole time her on earth has been one confusing day after the next
>She's made so many friends but her distance to Earth culture has made things...difficult
>Even now, she struggles with trying to understand why Marco wouldn't want to be pretty
>S: "If you look nice in them why not wear it!?"
>M: "It's embarassing!"
>S: "Since when has it been embarassing to Werk What Chu Gawwwt!?"
>M: "Star. I. am. a. BOY! I will NOT wear a dress for you!"
>S: "Anon said you were the prettiest Sailor Scout! You showed me that one on the Internebs!"
>M: "Internet."
>S: "I- I know that! I was just pretending not to. El Rused!"
>She pokes Marco in his nose, causing a little esplosion of sombrero wearing comets
>Diaz wipes the little magical effect from his face with grimace
>M: "Don't you start that, Star. Rusing is a dangerous path."
>S: "You're deflecting."
>M: "Am not."
>Star whispers to her sentient cloud
>S: "He's so deflecting."
>C: "Just embrace your femininity, Marco. Even the greatest warriors had a gentleness within that they embraced during times of peace."
>M: "I'm pretty sure Bruce Lee didn't wear pantyhose in private to embrace his "femininity."
>Star begins to lecture her Amigo and house-host about how Alexander The Great was arguably the greatest conqueror in history and actually -was- with the freak shit
>Not noticing the looming shape in the window
>Coming in hot
>Fast
>M: "Listen. All I'm saying is that people who get too dedicated to that kind of fun end up deranged. Do you think it's fun to be the same kind of person as Anonymou-" CRRRAAAAASSSSH!

>That's when your Dad's Transam crashes in through the fucking wall

cont

>>1553221
Can't lose an ally if you never had one in the first place.

>>1553221
Most of what you say is true, but
>Star
>Others
I am sorry, but Star goes in the "Bichez" category.
Pissing off bichez on purpose is hella cool.

>>1553225
Jesus Anon

Your style is all over the fucking place, but I love ya anyway

Fuck, Diaz parents hate us now, one of the few people we actually liked

>>1553225
Well, shit looks like we corrupted Star

>>1553148
Well, we can talk with Jackie, explain things to Sabrina the Teenage Nonwitch, and spend 300g on a non-crispy bed, after we're done funposting and pretending (ironically (notironically (male(female(meta))))) to be gay

>>1553234
it was through star's wall
it's fine

Guys, it's okay. Star can fix the walls, she destroys the house a lot anyways.

>>1553236
Doesn't work that way, does it?
You can't turn girls into traploving homosexuals, girls have a vagina and cannot fuck boipussies with said vagina. Boiscissoring is not a thing.
... Star's going to use her magic to make Boiscissoring a thing isn't she

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>>1553244
>Doesn't work that way, does it?
>You can't turn girls into traploving homosexuals, girls have a vagina and cannot fuck boipussies with said vagina. Boiscissoring is not a thing.

FLESHCRAFTING.

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>>1553225
>>1553225

>As the smoke clears coughing and sputtering can be heard
>Star looks up from her hands and knees to see the front of your father's ill-used sports car
>Now even more ill-used
>Because your psycho ass has gone full REEE tendy mode
>A shape pops out of the sun roof
>Looming
>Triumphant
>A: "Oh ya'll Mewggas thought it was that easy?"
>It's you
>A: "Now as I was -saying- ..."
>You cough
>Pull out Susan's head
>She exchanges one look with you
>Then...
>Z: " "Marco wooks weally good in a dressh. Way too good for a guywah. He has smooth wegs and I don't think he'll everw need to shave. Now, I may not be chasing the cock but the boy doesh enouf squats to be crackin' walnuts and he'sh got that Mexico sunkissed smooth skin and shit. I'd shlap him with a wet eggplant and call him Mihjio. I wouldn't kiss him. Or hold his hand or anything but you should really get him in a skirwt at least once so he can feew like a pretty princess and god damn I'd snatch thah maiden head if he bent over for too long and I had some Taco Sauce on hand for lube."
>You look Marco in the eyes the entire time Susan is talking
>In
>The Eyes
>You smell his fear
>His confusion
>That's when Star nails you in the face with
>S: "BOXER GUMMY KITTY RAY!"
>A small horde of cats made out of candy wearing Boxing gloves
>A: "AAAHAHAHAHAHAH! HELL AIN'T SHIT, MEWGGA! IT'S WARM! No amount of proxies will protect you! I'M GONNA GET YOU DIIAAAAaaazzz!"
>Your WILL keeps the magic from doing any damage
>It does however launch you into the distance
>You cackle as your gliding cloak engages
>You soar over the town
>Your town
>There's no way you're making nice with those two any time soon but...
>Fuckem
>You're the baddest muffuka alive
>Star Blasts her room back into a repaired state just before Marco's house disappears on the horizon
>Haha
>Call it a W.
>Cause you feel like the President
>A: "I might be evil."
>Z: "Nah. It'sh noh eviw if it's funny, Mastah."
>You boop your emotionally supportive Zombo

>The day awaits

WHAT DO?

>Pursue Date with Jackie
>Follow your QUEST
>Other


We pause now for 1 hour

Bless

>>1553252
I'll get /d/ on the phone.

... /d/'s asking us where the same-size vore is.

>>1553257
>>Pursue Date with Jackie

>>1553268
support

>>1553257
WE QUEST NOW
we also need to eat funyons

>>1553275
Supporting

>>1553257
Go hang with Jackie for the Date

>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie
Welp,this went better than i expected.

>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie

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>>1553257
Go to QuestBuy with Jackie and Janna.

>>1553257
Date Jackie
Shitpost
Date Sabrina
Shitpost
Hit up Quest Buy
Shitpost
Hit up ... whatever it was that Jeffrey mentioned about earning dosh, in case we wanna buy mor eshit at Quest Buy
Shitpost
Get Susan a body
Summon 2 tiny undead scouts
Steal Skeletor's Eyes
Shitpost
Go to the Dead World
Find bookmom
Mourn
Condense Dead World into a gem
Shitpost

>>1553257
This is officially the greatest session. Now let's go on a Quest.

>>1553257
>Other
Irrational Secret cute Path Time

>Make amends with Star

But otherwise,
>Follow your QUEST

>>1553257
Warn jackie of impeding cool, the scissor your way into her yard.

>persue jackie date

>>1553284
Why not?

While we're there, let's sweeten a deal with Jackie by explaining the Sabrina situation. Let her get something nice for herself.

>>1553292
>scissor your way into her yard.
lewd.

>>1553257
>Follow your QUEST

>>1553299
you know it

>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie

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>>1553225
>>1553257
How does rolling a nat 1 on charisma to write a letter to be delivered by dead bird end with us carjacking someone we're actually fine with so we can ram his car though the wall of our target so we can have our zombie head say the shitpost live?

>>1553313
Ours is a special quest.

>>1553313
meme magic
Ain't gotta explain shit

>>1553257
pursue date with jackie

>>1553313
naw, the guy whose car that was is a huge dick

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1553313
Because my number is higher than yours

THE PROPHECY MEWGGA, NOW WE DIE!

>>1553257
>Pursue Date with Jackie
Take her out to Quest Buy, she will love that shit

>>1553321
WE TRU AUTISM
WE SPERG TOGETHER
WE BLERG TOGETHER
repost this to 10 other people or ur not a TRU AUTISM

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>>1553321
THE PROPHECY COMES FROM HELL

>>1553313
Thank the discord for that

>>1553257
>>Pursue Date with Jackie

>>1553327
But who's the son of lies

>>1553350
Not us, that's for sure. If anything we're Black Sun. Lies are not our thing.

>>1553355
We're the Son.

The lies are Luna's.

The Black sun means an eclipse.

ECLIPSA

>>1553357
So... prison break to release Eclipsa?

>>1553357
Luna is not a liar.

>>1553357
Mom has literally never lied to us, name one time she's lied to us. And no it doesn't. Fucking when has it meant that?

>>1553365
She lied about how the possible world where Star and Anon weren't enemies being cute because it doesn't exist.

>>1553368
Imma call /d/ again, get them to summon that world.

>>1553368
Oh shit, got me there. That is true.

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>>1553368
>doesn't exist

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Cuteness is eternal

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IT SHALL BE THE ONE TRUE PAIRING, MARK MY WORDS

RRRREEEEEEEEEEEEE! !!!

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SVQ is a sophoticated strategy game

>>1553427
My waifu is OP. May he bless.

>>1553433
MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM bless.

OTP!

>>1553433
ah shit mewgga thats the best waifu

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>>1553394
>>1553405
>>1553411
I don't know man, after this last stunt I don't think we can salvage Star and Marco's opinion of us, let alone getting Star to see us romantically.
Our unquenchable thirst for shitposting might have just burned the secret cute path.

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SUPER OTP!

There is only one path and it's Shitposting our way to Heaven with out Thicc Demon Wueen Anonapoo OTPAT

OK motherfuckers, we need to have a talk about our decision making process.
Now im sure we can all agree that the past couple of posts have been wacky, hilarious, and fun. But I would like you all to keep something in mind
EVERY CHOICE WE MAKE HAS LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES
They might not effect Anon's current situation or drastically send us down the path to a bad ending, but the things we do and say will at the very least effect Anon himself.
So next time you wanna spend half the thread shitposting, be cognisant of the long term effects they might have.

>>1553474
>EVERY CHOICE WE MAKE HAS LONG TERM CONSEQUENCES
Butts lol haha
I chose to make this post

>>1553474
Live life without fear, choose without regret. Our path is our own. Gods don't fear fate.

>>1553474
This guy right here >>1553481 has the right idea.

>following prophecies
>when Glossaryck told us our entire thing is fighting against fate/the universe

>yfw our crit-fail shitposting caused marco to never embrace his trap-princess destiny so Anon and muscles will never feel that tight boy booty and question everything about himself.

>>1553481
Do gods spend this much energy funposting tho?

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>>1553474

>>1553495
YES!

>>1553495
Well I suppose the ancient greek gods did, what with turning people into spiders and summoning poison apples and fucking trees and stuff.
But we gotta do wacky perverse bullshit if we're a greek god, like becoming our own grandfather or making some dude's wife salty.

>>1553495
Gods have all of the time in the world to funpost.

>>1553495
What kind of question is that?
Zeus would often shapeshift into animals and rape women for the shiggles.

>>1553499
>>1553504
>>1553481
>>1553488
>>1553508
Oh.
Then I support being a god.

>>1553495
Ask all the Norse Gods, Greek/Roman, Egyptian, Abrahamic, etc. Smiting mortals is a fun past time for most of them.

>>1553442
Wait for her to hit teenage puberty, then she shall follow the same path as all teenage girls. Going after the bad boy.

>>1553529
Not true, I was into Captain Planet.

>>1553529
>Implying they wait until they hit puberty

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>>1553529
>Wait for her to hit teenage puberty
So, like, in a few days to weeks?

>>1553529
>implying Star hasn't already grown out of her bad boy phase
>Implying Star wants to date Tom 2.0

>>1553532
Fuck the earth?

>>1553257
>Follow your QUEST

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>>1553549
But she hasn't grown out of her Cool-guy Teenage Musician phase...

and Anon still has his saxophone.

>>1553529
Tom would be the bad boy, Star thinks Anon is a creep

>>1553562
We rolled a nat 1 and sucked with it.

>>1553563
Not our fault Necromancers get a bad rep from moral fags.

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>>1553529
>>1553563
No. Tom has Anger Management issues, something which turns Star down.

Anon is another different caliber entirely.

>>1553566
On that particular moment and only because we hadn't played it in years. Quest has said Anon is actually pretty good.

>>1553575
Don't we have our own problems?

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>>1553582
Like not getting enough pussy for Anon. I know, right?

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>>1553549
Was Tom even a "bad boy"?
The dude seems pretty average, even chill later on, only he has some crippling anger issues.
Besides, Star is more into slightly older guys that skip school and live out of their beat up cars now.
>>1553566
>Implying our competition isn't trash.
>>1553562
>and Anon still has his saxophone
Really, after all that shit at Mel Gibson's Garbagedome to get the dosh to buy it back, we really only played it once and never bothered again.
We need to test this shit out and play something smooth within Star's earshot to see what happens.

>>1553582
Mewgga, there's a myriad of problems in anon. That's what makes him Anon.

If we bought a glove for muscles would that be clothing for him? And would that also mean he was naked the entire time?

>>1553589
>play something smooth within Star's earshot
OK but why though?

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>>1553595
It's actually a debuff spell

>>1553589
>Really, after all that shit at Mel Gibson's Garbagedome to get the dosh to buy it back, we really only played it once and never bothered again.
>We need to test this shit out and play something smooth within Star's earshot to see what happens.

THIS
We need to include our Saxophone into things.

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>>1553595
To see how she reacts to us being musically inclined? We need to test this.
Also, we need to start playing our sax more to get back into the groove, weren't we planning on using it as our wand or something?
Maybe we can get a buff/debuff out of it like >>1553599 said, who knows, perhaps we have a bit of bard in us?
Before our quest is over we must rise a band of skeltals to play a gig at least once https://youtu.be/2MDBXv5y3iQ so we better start practicing

Slight delay, friends please remain bless-ed. Will return with sweet postage as I have been counting the votes even whilst away.

>>1553618
>weren't we planning on using it as our wand or something?

Etch, I hope not. Something so bulky, and to cast a spell you need to play well. It just seems like a hassle.

>>1553257
>Other(finally)
Spend time jazzing out

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>>1553257
>>1553664
Though little will probably come from this, I'm supporting.
Grab the sax, go to the park, Jazz out, check up on Janna, then maybe Jazz out some more

THE VOTES

>Date day
11 votes

>PLOT relevance
6 votes

>OTHER BROTHERS
3 votes


>You look back down at your phone
>A couple of messages 'have' trickled in
>One from your mom
>M: "U ok?"
>That's a little unusual
>The other two from Jackie
>Both pictures
>One is of her face with her tongue sticking out
>She's pomfed herself on the bed
>This girl has a -lot- of stuffed animals
>J: "I want pizza rolls and either you're gonna feed them to me or I'll have them all to myself."
>Heh
>The next picture is of a small hill of pizza poppers in the microwave
>J: "magic"
>Texting in the air has become second nature
>Good thing there's no cops up here
>Z: "Fug deh Poweesh."
>You are not a good influence
>A: "ey. Gimme yoh address."
>J: "craving my Tostinos, I see."
>A: "Bella."
>Jackie texts her address to you
>Oh dang
>She's in Coral Shoals
>That's the nice part of town
>Fug
>You're gonna be the riff raff
>SHRRRRRRIIIIP
>Swoosh!
>You blast out of the portal, doing a modest ollie
>A window opens
>Out leans a mess of blonde and teal hair
>J: "Anon!"
>There she is

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F0sdzCdMBe4

>Her eyes are glowing
>She's smiling
>She's in PJs...
>It isn't even 7pm
>Comfy lookin ass


>Your feelings have been all over
>This whole week has had more influence on you than anything else in your life
>Except maybe your dad...
>Haha you've destroyed his car
>One thing he's ever protected
>Not now, rising anger and ire
>It's lady and Anon time

What do?

>>1553728
SHOVE THE PIZZA ROLLS IN HER MOUFF!

>>1553728
Have a nice time,that is what we are going to do.

>>1553728
give her an 'AYYY GUUUURL' and use Star Walk to gently float your way up to her window.

Force those fucking pizza rolls down her gullet

>>1553728
FEED PIZZA ROLLS, AND PLAY JAZZ FOR HER!

>>1553728
Get our game on, and approach her as sly as possible.

>>1553738
You know what? This.

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>>1553728
ANIMATE PIZZA ROLLS

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>>1553728
lemme smash

>>1553728
Take her out to literally wherever she wants because Scissors.

Except Mewni, fuck that swamp.

Alternatively, go shopping at Quest Buy.

>>1553728
FEED HER FOOD
BITCHES LOVE IT WHEN YOU FEED THEM
also chill out and watch animal planet or some shit.

>>1553738
>give her an 'AYYY GUUUURL' and use Star Walk to gently float your way up to her window.
I support this.

>>1553740
This

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>>1553728
I say we chill for a while and we later go hang out at QuestBuy.
We can bring Janna to QB too.

>>1553754
Support

Also offer to bring her someplace wuh the scissors. Also, maybe respond to biomom, so she doesn't worry

>>1553737
Also answer BioMom "chillin with GF"

>>1553740
I support this action

>>1553728
respond to mom that we're chilling with GF

She's probably heard wind of us stealing the car

We eat and shoot the shit. Offer to take us somewhere else. Eating at the beach or in Paris or anywhere really.

>>1553785
>in Paris
Kek, it's like you want to have your outing ruined by nail bombs, trucks of peace or serial stabbings.

>>1553740
PLAY THAT JAZZ BOI

>>1553728
Supporting:
>>1553740

OH boy, get ready for another 1 with sax.

First we play the sax, then we get the sex

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>>1553747

>>1553738


HOLY SHIT WE CAN "I CAN SHOW YOU THE WORLD" HER

>>1553738
Let's do this.