>>1551711
>Try to find another way around...
Maybe there's ventilation or they left a side-door open.

>>1551720
Support

Roll me a 1d20+3 to find a side entrance or another way in.

+2 if you can consider why the entire task of saving Clevita got put on you.

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1551723

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1551723

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1551723

13+3=16

You find a small vent, which you open up and start to crawl through...

Actions

>Remain in your human form.
>Shift to your wolf form.
>Write-in

>>1551795
Human since I assume that's easier to navigate the vents.

>>1551795
>>Shift to your wolf form.
So we don't die in one shot like when Charlemagne showed up.
>>1551799
We can make ourselves thinner

>>1551806
Okay

Wolf form it is.

You of course, try to crawl through the vents... It's kind of small for you but you can do it...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons to remain sneaky.

+3 if you can find a way to be sneaky in the vents
+1 if you can encourage yourself on why you should rescue Clevita!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1551839
Form a tube, reducing the surface area that would grind against the metal

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1551839

19+7=26

You manage to sneak through the vents with nary a noise.

Eventually the vent comes to a dead end, and you open a hatch out of it...

It seems you've bypassed the door, and now you follow the trial of Clevita further...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+1 if you can encourage yourself!

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1551854

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1551856
Oh no

>>1551858
It's okay, we can deal with this.

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>>1551856
Whats with all these ones and no crits?

Critical Failure!

You completely loose track of CLevita. Her trail's gone cold!

You look around to try and follow it, but find yourself somewhat lost...

Eventually, you hear footsteps coming towards you, and talking.

Actions

>Hide!
>Prepare for an ambush!
>Attack head on!
>Write-in

>>1551901
>Hide!

>>1551901
>>Hide!

You of course, attempt to hide!

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons.

+2 for ideas on how to hide in a large empty room!

Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1551909

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1551909
Flatten yourself against a wall

17+2=19

You of course, somehow manage to hide in the large room.

It doesn't take too long for a drow armed with a rifle and a sword on her hip to walk past you into the other room. She seems completely unaware of you... She seems to be heading towards the metal door.

Actions

>...Sneak behind her and... (Choose to kill her, knock her out, or just "absorb" temporarily.)
>...Try to follow her?
>...Let her pass and try to go back the way she came. Maybe there's something down there?
>Write-in

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>>1551934
>>...Sneak behind her and... (Choose to kill her, knock her out, or just "absorb" temporarily.)
Absorb

>>1551934
>...Let her pass and try to go back the way she came. Maybe there's something down there?

Do anons want to do both?

>>1551958
Okay

Roll me a 1d20+4 to stealth absorb.

+2 if you can find a way to dramatically and yet stealthily sneak absorb the Drow.
+1 if you can try to be somewhat awkwardly polite, and avoid autism!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1551964

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1551964

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1551964
Slowly form our body into an arch of slime at the edges of the tunnel and fall on the drow as they pass.

"Sorry about this but I have my orders: save the girl. You are a potential suspect and informant."

14+7=21

You manage to absorb her stealthily, and she seems somewhat confused at this.

"H-hey... Um, sorry about this, but I need to save a girl... You're kind of a suspect, you know. Can I ask you some information?"

"Who are you? What in Lolth's name are you?!"

She tries to draw her sword and cut through your flesh. It's kind of effective as she tries to cut through.

Actions

>...Can you stop that? It tickles a bit...
>...Try to disarm her?
>...Knock her out or kill her.
>Hey um... Can I please ask you questions? I need to know some stuff.
>...Can you please stop? I don't want to hurt you.
>Write-in

>>1552000
>...Can you stop that? It tickles a bit...
>...Try to disarm her?
>...Can you please stop? I don't want to hurt you.
>Hey um... Can I please ask you questions? I need to know some stuff.

>>1552000
>>...Can you stop that? It tickles a bit...
>>...Try to disarm her?
>>Hey um... Can I please ask you questions? I need to know some stuff.
>>...Can you please stop? I don't want to hurt you.

You of course, try to get her to stop and so you can ask some questions.

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons. This is to see if you can get her to stop.

+3 if you can find a way to disarm her!
+2 if you can akwardly and politely ask her if you can ask questions.
+2 if you can please tell her to stop.
+1 if you can mention how you don't really want to hurt her and be nice.

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1552011

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1552011
Put the word in its own bubble

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>>1552015

Critical Success.

Choose one.

>Somehow Claw's awkwardness and politeness stuns the Drow, who's never been talked to nicely. Ever, really.
>The drow finds Claw's awkwardness and politeness... Surprisingly cute. Claw will have no idea how to react to this, and will act even more awkward.
>...The Drow is terrified of you, realizing you to be the same monster who took a shitload of people captive a year or two ago. (Can be combined with anything else.)
>Write-in for ideas.

>>1552027
>...The Drow is terrified of you, realizing you to be the same monster who took a shitload of people captive a year or two ago. (Can be combined with anything else.)

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>>1552027
>>The drow finds Claw's awkwardness and politeness... Surprisingly cute. Claw will have no idea how to react to this, and will act even more awkward.

Do anons want me to combine the two?

>>1552031
This.

>>1552035
sure

"Hey um... Can you put your sword away, please? I just wanted to ask you if you could um... Well, if I could ask you some questions and um... Yeah..."

She kind of puts her sword away.

"Who even are you?"

"I'm um... Claw."

"...Why are you being... Polite?"

"I um... I kind of just... You know. I um... I-I think I should probably go..."

"...Didn't you just erh..."

Shit, right... You um... Kind of absorbed her.

"Y-yeah... I um... Kind of did. I was meaning to just restrain you... But um... Yeah..."

This is very awkward.

Actions

>You um... So who are you? Just wondering.
>...You're nice for a drow. Thanks for putting the sword away...
>...Do you know anyone called Clevita?
>...I-I um... I got to go somewhere...
>Write-in

>>1552064
>>You um... So who are you? Just wondering.
>>...You're nice for a drow. Thanks for putting the sword away...
>>...Do you know anyone called Clevita?

>>1552064
>You um... So who are you? Just wondering.
>...Do you know anyone called Clevita?

"So um... Who are you" Just wondering... I um... Thanks for putting the sword away and um... Do you know anyone called Clevita?"

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if she knows anything...

+2 if you can Claw can be awkward, and not know what to do with the girl...
+2 if Claw can try to be sweet and polite?
+1 if Claw can try to introduce himself akwardly.

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1552080

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>>1552082

"Clevita?"

"She's um... Small. I think."

"...Is she a kobold?"

"I mean... Um... Maybe?"

"Well, I certainly won't tell you a single thing about her!"

"What? Come on, you know something."

"I'd never betray the Empire!"

"...Seriously? Please? I really need to know this stuff..."

"You wish."

You sigh. She's being stubborn.

"...Please? Listen... I really need to save her for my friend. She's defenseless, small, and also love minatures... So please?"

"...Why should I help you against our enemy, the kobolds? Let alone someone who has taken me hostage?"

"I haven't taken you hostage!"

"I so believe you have, knave. Now, unhand me!"

"I can't! You'll alert your friends or something..."

She kind of pauses.

"...I don't exactly have any friends to alert..."

"Oh. I'm um... Well, I'm kind of sorry about that. Friends are great... Even if they insult you a lot... Or for stuttering..."

"...That doesn't exactly sound like a friendship."

"...I mean... Well... He's kind of the only person who's been nice enough to me and helps me through some things... I'm kinda weird at times... I think he really does try to help me."

"...Oh."

"...And listen... I really, really need to save this girl. He'd be so pissed at me, not to mention how disappointed he'd be... Not a lot of people are nice. You're kind of nice, though."

She takes a bit of a sigh... Which sends some oxygen bubbles up to your surface.

"...I can't believe I'm doing this."

"Wait... You're going to help me?"

"...Only until it suits me no longer."

"So um... How long will that be?"

"...I am... Unsure of that."

"Oh. I'm um... Thanks! So where is she?"

"She's being taken to the Citadel of Lolth by Captain Advana... I suppose I can direct you there."

Actions

>Thank her for changing her mind!
>Hey um... You don't have to stay in there. If you'll help me I'll let you out.
>...So um... Who is this captain?
>What's the Citadel of Lolth?
>...What are they going to do to her?
>Write-in

>>1552136
>Thank her for changing her mind!
>Hey um... You don't have to stay in there. If you'll help me I'll let you out.
>...What are they going to do to her?

>>1552136
>What's the Citadel of Lolth?
>...What are they going to do to her?

"So thanks for changing your mind... I'll um, just let you out... But what's the Citadel of Lolth? Not to mention, what are they going to do to her?"

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if she'll answer that...

+2 if you can tempt her more with being nice and polite, and stress your need to know more...
+2 if you can find other nice things to do for her.

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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552154
We will find and rescue Clevita

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1552154

>>1552154
"Please, it is urgent that I know! She's just a little girl and needs to be protected."


Don't suppose we can clean her somehow?

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1552154

11+6=17

"...Please, it's urgent that I know. She's just a... Little girl... I think, and needs to be recovered before something bad happens to her."

"You know, I'd be executed if I told you anything, and I am not exactly particularly in a good mood especially after having my clothes covered in slime."

"O-oh. Sorry... I um... Hang on."

You detach her from your body, and seems covered in slime... (and disgusted.)

"...Disgusting... Thanks to you, I'll need a change of clothes..."

"Hey um... Hang on."

You shift to your more "natural" form, rather then your gelatinious one. This one is still just as flexiable... But much less slimy and is basically just your normal form... Though you are still very, very squishy.

"...I'm Claw... I'm basically a giant wolf."

She looks up at you, and you can't help but feel a bit bad for ruining her clothes.

"...I'm Dalayia."

Actions

>It's nice to meet you Dalayia.
>...Hey um... You know, you're um... Kind of... Erm... You smell good? (Try to compliment her)
>...I'm um... I'm sorry about kind of getting slime all over you. Why don't we just continue on?
>...We need to go... So um... Let's go?
>Write-in

>>1552189
>>It's nice to meet you Dalayia.
>>...Hey um... You know, you're um... Kind of... Erm... You smell good? (Try to compliment her)

>>1552189
>It's nice to meet you Dalayia.
>...I'm um... I'm sorry about kind of getting slime all over you. Why don't we just continue on?

Roll me a 1d20+3 to compliment her.

+2 for awkward compliments.
+2 if you can apologize to her about the slime thing.
+2 if you can do something cute towards her?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1552205

19+3=22

You think...

"You know... You're kind of really sweet... I um... Your hair is um... It looks really... Swell."

She tries to hide a tiny bit of a blush.

"That's erm... Well, I thank you for the words... They're unnecessary, however."

"...Come on... I mean, your hair is long and white... I mean, it's cute."

She at this point, smiles a bit.

"Well, thank you for that... Let's start moving though."

You and Dalayia start to go look for Clevita...

Do anons want to do switch to another character while they search?

>Switch to Renexizious.
>Switch to Revenaris.

>>1552267
Revenaris.

>>1552267
Shit.

>Remain as Claw.

>>1552267
remain

Never mind, remain as Claw.

You of course, remain as Claw.

Roll me a 1d5 for how long it takes for you to catch up to Clevita.

One roll please.

Rolled 4 (1d5)

>>1552286

You of course, manage to catch up as Claw...

There seems to be a few guards on the perimeter, and they seem to have made camp... About seven guards, in total.

Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you can try to get Dalayia completely on your side? (Will "take" you as a slave and let you sneak directly into the camp without alerting everyone there!)
>Try to take care of the guards! (Will be somewhat hard!)
>Go in head on!
>...Shift to your human form.
>...Shift to your "gelatinious" form. (More stealthy and has more utility, but less muscular.)
>Write-in

>>1552488
>...Maybe you can try to get Dalayia completely on your side? (Will "take" you as a slave and let you sneak directly into the camp without alerting everyone there!)

>>1552488

>Write-in

Melt the Antarctica hearts of the Drow using a combination of Claw's awkwardness and puppy eyes

You of course, turn to Dalayia, and begin to melt her heart so she'll help you in...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.

+3 for more ways to melt her icy heart.
+2 if you can be cutely awkward towards her.

Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1552747

Lay down and roll over

>"Hey um...d-do you like dogs? N-N-N-Not in t-that way! But um...yeah."

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1552747

>>1552779
Can you come up with something a bit more sane for melting her heart?

>>1552795
>Chaos
>Sane

>>1552798

>Anon calling me insane

So I have been often told

>>1552795

Whatever you say

>"Y-You know there's a game I want to show you...Reichcraft! I-It's fun!...C-Can I say you're cute?"

>>1552832
Jesus Christ man.

is it in the action genre or is it one of those strategy games?

"...S-s-so um... Just wondering... Do you lie dogs? I m-I mean, not in that way... B-b-but um... Yeah... I-I mean, no!"

You seem puzzled...

"A-anyways... I um... C-c-can I say you're cute?"

"...Are we going to rescue your friend or not?"

"W-well... I mean..."

She sighs.

"...Are you going to sit around or let me handle this?"

She slips out a small pistol...

"...H-hey, why don't you take me a-as a slave or something to sneak in?"

"...I'd rather just kill them, to be fairly honest."

Actions

>I um... You can handle it...
>Hey, I can do this... Just watch!
>...What's the plan?
>...Why did you just default to taking out a gun? That's a bit extreme... (Try to well... Maybe reduce her "murder" tendencies.)
>Write-in

>>1552906
>...Why did you just default to taking out a gun? That's a bit extreme... (Try to well... Maybe reduce her "murder" tendencies.)
Test

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By the way everyone. The Drow and their society are very vulnerable to Slaanesh corruption due to their cultural traits like female priests being able to demand sex from any male whenever they want or how Drow bards sing of debuahcery and slaughter. This is eventually going to lead to the Drow empire becoming chaos tainted. The taking over of the Drow by chaos won't happen instantly but it is going to eventually big effects that can be seen such as a civil war by more Slaanesh influenced Drow and traditional Drow who are adherents of Lolth. Also Lolth, patron god of Drow, may be "corrupted" by Slaaneshi influence because chaos tends to have the habit of perfecting the characteristics of other gods. tl:dr: we're FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCCCCCKKKKKKKKKKKKKED

I mean perverting, not perfecting

Roll me a 1d20-2 to reduce the drow's murder tendencies.

+2 if you can talk about why she shouldn't murder people for little or no reason!
+2 if you can mention how you don't kill people!

>>1552962

Oh sweet Christ's holes I didn't realize. OH GOD, OHGODOHGODOHGODGODGODGODGODGOD

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1552998

Why kill people all the time? You could just talk to them, plus it can be fun just to torture them.

Besides! I don't kill people and I'm.....me!

Rolled 20 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>1553001
Yeah. The Drow empire is probably going to be torn asunder, along with the continent of South America, and a lot of people are going to die. That's kind of why I want to get Dalayia off the Chaotic tendencies, to be a test on how Drow react and perhaps to be the harbinger of a less fucked up Drow race/society.

Well...

Shit.

I need to think.

What do anons?

>Claw's awkward rambling gives Dalayia a bit of a pause. She'll still be a bit homicidal, a slaver, and have questionable moral intent, but will slowly question WHY she's doing this on her own.
>She'll remain murdertastic... But while soften and curiously poke to see why Claw isn't exactly homicidal or ambitious or anything like that.
>...Claw can somehow talk to her and soothe her, and roll to see how far he can convince her to become "good"...
>Write-in for ideas.

The way to solving the drow chaos corruption problem.

1.genocide.
2.gather up corrupt survivors.
3.gas them.
4.find the noncorrupt survivors
5.?????
6.prosperity.

>>1553053
>Claw's awkward rambling gives Dalayia a bit of a pause. She'll still be a bit homicidal, a slaver, and have questionable moral intent, but will slowly question WHY she's doing this on her own.

>>1553022

And that twenty will be the first step. Fine job

>>1553053

>Claw's awkward rambling gives Dalayia a bit of a pause. She'll still be a bit homicidal, a slaver, and have questionable moral intent, but will slowly question WHY she's doing this on her own.
>Write-in for ideas.

>Dalayia feels...something for Claw, what is it? She doesn't know, not yet at least.

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>>1553054
I'd recommend against genocide just because that would probably aid Khorne.

>>1553061
At this point I'm kind of hoping for a savior who will save their race from the degeneracy which they don't even realize will destroy them.

Roll me a 1d20 for how much you get her to change, initially.

One roll please.

By the way, if you have any ethics you want to target specifically, go for it.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1553103
Now just watch as it's a shit roll.

Not cheating on people would be a good ethic and probably help with a more stable society.

>>1553109
3

She's of course, not even close to convinced... But does think for a bit.

She brushes you off a bit.

"So, you want to go with my plan or yours?"

Actions

>Sneak in as a slave with her escorting you.
>Have her go up and murder things effectively!
>Write-in

>>1553082
they will either bring up a Fuhrer or they will be conquered by one.

>Sneak in as a slave with her escorting you.

>>1553122
>Sneak in as a slave with her escorting you.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to sneak in!

+3 if you can put on a convincing slave act.

Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

Rub up against masters leg and whine like a scorned puppy. Eventually cross the line by sniffing crotch and then grovel.

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1553192
Just looking down and trying to look sad would be good.

>>1553213
Alright, can you stop with the autism?

Rolled 10 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1553192

we're a wolf and we're supposed to act like a drow slave, you said make it convincing, I tried.

>>1553266
Try making it just a little less weird. Claw is after all suppose to be acting LESS autistic right now and some QMs can only handle so much.

>>1553266
For fuck's sake, don't act like a fucking retard unless you want me to ignore your posts, and Claw is mostly in his human form you fucktard, and I'm fucking tired of Claw being a cringe-tier autist, and I'd rather him just go back to being "awkward" rather than cringing every time I write.

So you can fuck off with that. That's the same shit that led to edgy Stojan, because of "le drunk slav" memes.

>>1553289
in human form? alright.

look down and try inching away slightly every few minutes. when the drow looks back over immediately turn back from the inching.

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>>1553312
What the fuck dude

>>1553331
Slaves try to get away, it's unavoidable.

10+6=16

You get... Kind of close.

Close enough for Dalayia to be questioned on who you are, where you came from, etc..

Roll me a 1d20 anons. One roll please.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1553465

Dalayia manages to get you inside, and escorts you to the middle of the camp...

You notice a wagon and get put next to it. You manage to peek through a small barred window to see a small kobold inside, scared and alone. She's wearing little more then rags too, and seems a bit malnourished.

There's a bit of a problem though. There's about twenty Drow around, not counting the ones meditating in their tents... Most of the Drow pay little to no heed to you however, and Dalayia tells you to stay put as she goes to the mess...

You um...
You also find yourself bound to a pole.

You are currently in your human form.

What do anons?

>Wait for Dalayia to come back.
>Just wait until a chance appears.
>...Try to communicate to Clevita?
>...Maybe you can try to break out?
>Write-in

>Just wait until a chance appears.

>>1553507
>Just wait until a chance appears.
How long has she been missing?

>>1553550
A few days.

Roll me a 1d24 anons. If it's over 12, you might have a problem.

Rolled 20 (1d24)

>>1553579
the one time we want to roll a 1.

Rolled 23 (1d24)

>>1553579

>Unsure.exe

Well here I go

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

Just one.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1553587
>>1553594

Well E88, time to pucker our assholes

Rolled 9 (1d24)

>>1553579
Ancestors guide me

>>1553603
>>1553604
no thanks Mcsirman, looks to me you have that covered.

You um...

There's kind of a bit of a problem.

Daralyia isn't exactly coming.

You um...

You wait for about five hours, and Daralyia comes back. She has her usual stoic expression, and tells you to get up rather harshly.

"Follow me, worm. To my tent."

"...Y-you don't have to be so harsh, Dar-"

She gives you a bit of a terrifying look.

"What were you going to say, slave? Speak before I cut out your tongue!"

"I-I um... Nothing, at all. My apologies."

Her lips curl into a sadistic smile.

"Good."

You nervously follow her to her tent, and she turns to you... She has a bit of an expression of being afraid. Her eyes turn to a spider... Something akin to a black widow, but as large as a tarantula, crawls on the corner.

"...Listen, there's been some complications..."

"W-w-what do you mean?"

She seems very afraid, afraid to even speak.

"...The priestess said in that one of their omen if I were to continue down this path, I would be struck down horribly in my sleep. I-I'm not really sure if I can help you anymore."

"O-Oh..."

She seems cautiously alert now.

"...Not to mention she already suspects me of attempting to betray her... She's looking for any excuse to have me struck down or sacrificed. I can't risk doing this."

Actions

>...Please, I really need your help.
>...I-I mean, I can come up with you and I can bide my time a bit...
>...Don't worry, I can do this myself.
>...Honestly, what's the worst that a spider god could do?
>Write-in

>>1553637
>...Don't worry, I can do this myself.
Just tell her to stay true to the creed of Lolth and to die down on the murderfucking a bit before we leave.

>>1553637

>...Please, I really need your help.

>Write-in

>I-If you're worried about the sp-spider god I could get some b-bug spray.

Rolling here in 15 minutes anons.

>>1553657
this.

>>1553654
Lolth will continue to encourage the murderfucking until it's too late, I have an idea however. it involves getting that Drow to Ren and Lolth herself.

>>1553687

Does it involve explaining to the spider bitch what Slannesh is?

>>1553699
maybe, hopefully we won't have too, there's a high chance that Lolth would try to get in an alliance with Slannesh, ideally we would find a way to pit them against one another. if at all maybe through Khorne.

>>1553687
Lolth herself doesn't want to become part of chaos or for her worshippers to become full on Slaaneshi degenerates. The Drow will become Slaaneshi and chaos will ensue because they themselves are misappropriating her traditions.

At least I think this is how inter-God Chaos corruption works. QM may need to correct me

Also here's a google docs about Drow and other related stuff that people made in the discord.
https://docs.google.com/document/d/14lEOMd_Rap5JScLM6sfKMrECXdWD5ZwOc8Z9tYwW8Cw

Roll call for what anons want to do.

>>1553776
Solo it and leave Daralayia to her own things

>>1553789
eh, this.

You decide to just solo it.

What do anons?

>Shift to your wolf form.
>You can use your human form!
>Write-in

>>1554000
>Shift to your wolf form.


Let's get to vacuuming up the camp's current occupants.

>>1554000
Wolf

You shift to your wolf form...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can remain stealthy.

+2 to see if you can use the tent somehow to hide your transformation!
+1 if you can warn Daralayia.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1554060

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1554060

15+4=19

You shift to your wolf form without anyone noticing...

You of course go to...

Actions

>Rush to free Clevita!
>...Try to take care of the guards! (Kill, knock out, or absorb.)
>Write-in

>>1555174
>Rush to free Clevita!

>>1555174
>>Rush to free Clevita!

Slot and run boys, slot and run.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to rush in and free Clevita.

+3 if you can find a way to get that wagon!
+2 if you can reassure the small kobold inside that she'll be alright!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1555257
Don't worry! I was sent by Renexious!

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>>1555265

Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1555257

>Ooze into/around the lock and dissolve it away.
>"Um...Renexious asked Charlemange who asked me to come get you back from...here, I guess. Jump in?"

Critical Failure!

You rush out the wagon...

You um...
Kind of rammed into it, and send it flying, drawing attention of the entire base.

Crap, this is awkward.

Actions

>Vacuum Breath!
>Attack the guards! (Kill, absorb, or knock out!)
>Try to get Clevita and run!
>Write-in

>>1555329
>>Try to get Clevita and run!

>>1555329
>Vacuum Breath!


It is a flawless plan.

Do anons want me to combine?

>>1555341
Sure

>>1555341
No problem.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to vacuum up the Drow.

+2 if you can find a dramatic way to do this.
+1 if you can think what to do with them after sucking them up!
+1 if you can also panic over accidently knocking Clevita's wagon over!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1555350
Guess I'm the opposite of the Big Bad Wolf, huh?
Knock them out inside you

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>>1555354

>>1555350
"Dammit, I knocked over her wagon, she's gonna be pissed!"

Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1555361
Forgot to roll.

19+6=25

You manage to suck up plenty of the Drow, and you turn to trying to get inside of Clevita's wagon...

Clevita is also screaming at what the hell's going on.

What do?

>Just absorb the wagon!
>Try to break the door open.
>Lockpick it!
>Write-in

>>1555386
>>Lockpick it!
Hey Clevita! I was told by Renexious to save you

Roll me a 1d20+4 to lockpick!

+2 if you can find a way to unlock a tiny door.
+2 if you can think how Daralyia will be without you. She was kind of nice. For a drow.
+1 if you can try to introduce yourself to Clevita.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1555405
Subtly crush the relatively tiny lock
The drow don't know about her involvement, so she should be fine
I'm Claw! Renexious' best friend and your fellow tabletop aficionado!

Allowing samefagging if you can reassure her about the whole "vacuuming up drow" thing.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1555429
They would hurt us if they had the chance!

Rolled 15 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1555429
"The drow aren't in danger. They are fine, don't worry. I'll let them out once you are safe and probably give them to Ren."

15+9=24

You manage to break the lock, grab Clevita, reassure her a tiny bit, and RUSH off to where you think the surface is...

With saving Clevita done, let's change to another PoV...

>Renexizious.
>Elizabeth
>Revenarious.

>>1555447
>>Elizabeth

>>1555447
>Renexizious.


It's more fun this way and I have some things I need to do while we are in the 40K dimension that will be easier as him.

I'll roll in 10 minutes or so.

>>1555447
>Revenarious.

Final roll call.

>>1555493
Revenarious.

>>1555493
liz

>>1555493
Ren.

>>1555493
Are you still using the twitter you made recently?

>>1555447
>>Renexizious.

>>1555598
Yeah, I just wrote the password down somewhere and I'm trying to find it.

Renexizious it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for how successful your safari has been with Liz.

She's of course decide to use her drow form, since you are in a rather thick forest, where even sunlight has a problem hitting the ground.

+2 if you can worry about home.
+2 if you can continue to compliment Liz about her Drow form a little. (+1 if you can be barbaric about it.)
+1 if you can show some devoution to your wife somehow.

Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1555866
"I trust Claw to not fuck up his job but...shit yeah he might not be the best for a time-sensitive thing..."


"God I love how you look as a Drow, your graceful body enhanced even further...contrasts nicely with my body: a mass of muscle and scars..."

>>1555883
Allowing samefagging if you can continue to compliment her barbarically.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1555866
You need to be more careful. this happened last time

Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1555866

13+9=22

You of course manage to make her blush a bit and you go deeper on your safari...

It doesn't take too long to come across an animal. A four-eyed stag with very small antlers.

Liz pulls out her revolver, and lowers herself a bit...

Actions

>...It's not really worth it. Shy off...
>...Get out your lasgun!
>Charge it!
>...Maybe Liz can try to find a way to sneak up to it?
>You'll sneak up to it!
>Write-in

>>1555937
>...It's not really worth it. Shy off...

>>1555937
>...Get out your lasgun!

>>1555937
>>...It's not really worth it. Shy off...

"Come on Liz, let's find something else worthy of our time..."

"...I'd say a four-eyed stag is worth SOMETHING Ren."

Actions

>...Come on, it's not worth it.
>It's your bullet.
>Write-in

>>1555978
Look at the small horns!

"Come on, it has small horns."

She sighs.

"...Well, I suppose we can CONTINUE to hunt..."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well your safari ends.

+3 if you can be sweet to Liz while hunting through the forest.
+2 for ideas when you get back to the hotel.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1556019

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1556019

16+4=20

You of course, end the safari on a rather fair note, having gotten a few surprising heads... Such as one which you can only define as a "cougar and a elephant had a child".

"...So, Ren?"

"What?"

"...Could we perhaps go home now?"

"Go home?"

"Well, back to Sweden... Or rather Italy, since we can't really live in Sweden precisely.

She seems a bit bored.

Actions

>Come on, let's do some more things here first...
>...I think getting home would be good.
>...Why don't we go back to that D&D dimension? I have some things I'd like to show you.
>Write-in

>>1556070
>Come on, let's do some more things here first...


We need to buy tech. All the tech.


"Don't you want to grab a few memento's for home? The technology from this dimension is far more advanced than our own, even things like their clothes are made of materials we don't have access to.

Either way I need to grab some examples to try and learn from. Things like this laser rifle are amazingly advanced yet so simple and reliable for what they are."

>>1556083
We do already have a chainsword, lasgun, hand Flamer and a heavy stubber so at least with basic weapons I think we're good.

"Listen, I need to do some things here... Maybe we can get a few momento's for home? They do have rather advanced tech, you know..."

She ponders for a moment, and comes to a bit of a realization.

"...Yes. You are rather right, they do have advanced tech..."

"Yeah. Let's buy some things for home, ok?"

She has somesort of... Rather sinister look about her.

"...Liz, what are you planning?"

"Nothing, nothing. Let's just get back to the hotel..."

It doesn't take you too long to get back, and you go out to get some tech... Liz of course, decides to come with. She seems to be taking this as a rather sinister opportunity to potentially get valuables... And very, very high-tech.

Where to go anons?

>Adeptus Arbites. They might have some military tech.
>The local military station.
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
>...Maybe you should talk to Liz about her... Rather not benign look.
>Write-in

>>1556110
>>The Adeptus Mechanicus.

>>1556110
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.
>...Maybe you should talk to Liz about her... Rather not benign look.

>>1556110
>The Adeptus Mechanicus.

Adeptus Mechanicus it is.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how much tech you get from them.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1556480

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1556480
Best cause scenery o would be blueprints for a tank or something

>>1556565
Seems we just found out how to into space.

19

You um... Well, you get a shitload of tech. It seems the three rather lonely Mechanicus scribes were... Really happy to talk to someone who KNEW something about machines.

A lot of talk about machine spirits, etc etc...

You have gotten...

Schematics for a Bolter.
Schematics for a Lasgun.
Schematics for a Krak Grenade.
Schematics for ALL Autoguns.
Schematics for a Chimera Transport.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see Liz slightly try to pry into tech.

Also, sorry about the delay anons. I might be running a civ quest here in a while.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1556628
I've been BEGGING for this!

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1556628
Noice. We doing even have to reverse engineer some of the stuff we have now. Also we got a good anti-tank weapon in the form krak grenades which we probably need.

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>>1556635

>>1556641
Galatical conquest here we come!

Critical Success.

Choose two anons. This is just for vehicles.

>Schematics for a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank.
>The Basilisk Artillery Vehicle.
>The Hellhound
>The Sentinel, Mars Pattern.

>>1556654
>>The Sentinel, Mars Pattern.
I hope this is awesome... I don't follow 40k

>>1556654
>The Sentinel, Mars Pattern.
>Schematics for a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank.


Mech and the most reliable and efficient battle tank we will ever encounter in all likelihood.

>>1556654
oh im dumb
>Schematics for a Leman Russ Main Battle Tank.

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>>1556661
A sentinel is pic related. A hellhound is a light that's essentially a chimera like what Ren got but with more armor and better weapons.

>>1556654
Leman Russ and Sentinel please.

Sentinel and Leman Russ it is.

Choose another two things anons.

>Meltagun
>Ceres Pattern Bolt Carbine (More accurate bolter, less damage.)
>Godwyn-De'az Pattern Bolter. (Human sized bolter that still retains the damage!)
>Plasma Pistol.
>Plasma Gun.
>Plasma Cannon.
>Webber Rifle
>Melta Bomb

>>1556711
>>Meltagun
>Plasma Cannon.

>>1556711
>Meltagun
>Plasma Cannon.

Liz gets a Meltagun and a Plasma Cannon...

You are now Liz, and one of the rather lonely, longing members of the strange machine cult has awkwardly brought you to the "cogitator shrine".

He's male, young, and certainly very awkward around women, judging from how he looks at you and quickly turns.

"FOLLOW. I SHOULD NOT HAVE LISTENED TO YOU."

"Oh, what's the harm in letting me poke around a bit? I find these things interesting!"

"...WE NORMALLY DO NOT LET NOBLES INTO THE COGITATOR SHRINE. THEY HAVE A HABIT OF DISTURBING THE MACHINE SPIRITS."

"Oh, you don't have to worry about that dear, I am on my best behaviour."

"...I SEE."

You follow him to the room and he goes in. It smells of incense, machine oil, and strangely enough of microwaved meals.

You note that there's a surprising amount of dirty plates around, that the strange machine servants seem to be ignoring.

"EXCUSE THE MESS. THE SERVITORS HAVE A HABIT OF IGNORING MY MEALS."

"...Oh, well, it's fine. I deal with my husband's man cave all the time. This smells much better, thank you."

"...R-RIGHT. SO, DO YOU KNOW HOW A COGITATOR WORKS?"

"I have nary a clue."

"...THIS WAS A TERRIBLE IDEA, BY THE OMNISSIAH."

"...You know, you don't have to talk that loud."

"...I AM TALKING LOUD?"

"Yes, yes. Can you turn the voice down?"

He adjusts some gauge on his voice.

"So it seems. My apologies for that."

"Oh, it's fine... So... Why is this screen blue?"

"...Hm. Did it start as you pressed the Holy Power Button?"

"...Yes?"

"...Let me get some incense, window cleaner, and a prayer book, along with my debugging chip, and we shall start the holy rite of "The Off On."

"...The Off On?"

"It's a ritual we do..."

"Right... What did you say your name was?"

"I-I erm... My apologies, it was Fortius."

"Ah! It's nice to meet you, Fortius."

"Y-you too."

He comes off as a bit... Awkward, quiet, but has a bit of a personality of a sweetheart, judging how he let you back here when you asked so sweetly and nicely...

By the way, if you do gain access into the Cogitator, you get access to even more tech.

Actions

>...Well, I'm not really sure we have to do this "ritual" so to speak, it seems unnecessary.
>...Let him do the ritual. It seems interesting!
>...Maybe you could convince him to work for you? He'd make a fine scientist! (Very likely to bring even more tech, and someone who actually knows how this stuff works, along with computers.)
>...Try to talk to him a bit?
>Write-in

>>1556794
>...Let him do the ritual. It seems interesting!
>...Maybe you could convince him to work for you? He'd make a fine scientist! (Very likely to bring even more tech, and someone who actually knows how this stuff works, along with computers.)

>...Let him do the ritual. It seems interesting!
>>1556813
second parts a bit of a bad idea. that would be like asking a Buddhist monk with Islamic tendencies who has sworn his life to whatever temple he is taking care of to go work for you.

>>1556827
But he can give us a boost to our tech development. A especially huge one to computers

>>1556840
he could also cleanse you for trying to corrupt the pulpit.

>>1556848
To be fairly honest, with Liz's charisma checks, she can easily stop any potential "reee"ing that might come from him.

>>1556856
less worried about the people REEEing, more worried about if they turn on automated removal systems.

>>1556868
This is a Mechanicus Shrine on a paradise world, with a small staff. It's not exactly the most heavily defended of places, and most likely lacks automated removal systems.

>>1556868
I think Fortius is still mostly human and doesn't have stuff like his brain replaced. He should just have automated or robotic legs and arms.

in that case go for it.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to begin the proccess of trying to get him to like and want to work for you...

+3 if you can use one of your assets to get him off-guard, stunned, and awkward.
+2 if you can talk about how much you love tech (+1 if you can slightly nerd out.)

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1556924

Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1556924

Get his face in between the assets. If he sufficates?.....well I guess he died happy

>>1556948
Chaos, you can't solve all your problems by shoving tit's onto them. . .wait. . . . no, actually you can't put out a fire doing that. I stay vindicated. you can't solve all your problems by smothering them with tits.

18+8=26

You of course, get up and stretch as he turns to leave. You go up to him.

"You know, I have to say this is so much more interesting them home... You know, you have a rather strange looking face..."

You lean a bit towards him, your assets menacingly growing closer to his face.

"...Is your eye... Mechanical?"

"I erm... I'm a techpriest. I had it replaced to sychronize with cogitators far easier, and I am very impressed you notimhffh-"

He gets slightly muffled as you peer towards his eye, very curious. Your breasts are quite literally smacking him in the face.

"Sorry, sorry... I erm... I just find that ve- Oh my God, is that mechanical arms under your robes?"

He muffles something.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Liz can indeed, learn a bit about human augmentation while she looks at the tech priest quite curiously.

+3 if she can use her assets even further (+2 if she can apologize and try to not suffocate him!)
+2 if she can apologize for being so curious, but it's so interesting!

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1557002

Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1556995

I don't have tits so I wouldn't know E88

>>1557002

Continue accidental smothering, but apologize for it based on how it's kind of hard to NOT suffocate someone with the giant knockers. And apologize because HOLY SHIT THIS IS SOME FINE TECH I WANT TO LEARN MORE

>>1557017
She's already doing that, she'll need to do something additional for the bonus.

>>1557024

Eh, I'll with go the bonuses. I'm feeling good with my roll

"Oh, sorry about the smothering... It's rather hard with these, you know... "

You slightly open his robe and examine his mechanical arm a bit... It gives you a bit of inspiration back home, and it seems like you could replicate it if you knew how he controlled it...

Eventually you stop smothering him and he gasps for air, stutters something and quickly gets away.

He comes back not too long after with some incense which he begins to burn, and of course tries the tactic of turning the cogitator off and on again while reciting prayers.

It miraculously seems to work...

He of course, logs you into the Mechanicus network... It seems very interesting...

"...What were you looking for?"

"Oh, anything, really..."

You browse over and find a rather nice cache of medicines, agricultural practices...

You get out a notepad.

"I request you do not tarry too long. The cogitator may be needed soon for my duties."

Actions (Choose one!)

>See about taking notes on futuristic agriculture. (Upgrades your agriculture.)
>See about taking notes on futuristic industry. (Upgrades your industry.)
>See about taking notes on futuristic medicine. (Upgrades your medical care.)
>See about trying to browse more... (Will open up more options, but you'll have to convince him to let you look around further.)
>Wrtie-in

>>1557071
>See about taking notes on futuristic industry. (Upgrades your industry.)

You take notes on industry...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons. This is to see how far advanced industry goes.

+2 if you can ask Fortius some questions... (+1 if you can apologize once again about the whole "suffocating" thing.)
+2 if you can find yet another way to use your assets.

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1557123

18+3=21

You manage to copy down some rather advanced forge work tactics...

Choose one to learn anons.

>The creation of Plasteel (A metal as hard as steel, but as flexible as plastic!)
>Minor Industrial Augments. (Learn about minor industrial augments, such as Manipulator Mechadendrites, and Utility Mechadendrites. These can be used to make your workers even more productive and effective, but can only be used on humans. Will make them as effective as heavier and stronger races too, in manufacturing jobs.)
>Extreme Factories. (Your factories effectiveness skyrockets... But so does the pollution and need for workers. These factories are large and have enough advanced machinery to easily make tanks in but a few days if you're lucky.)
>General Factory Improvement. (All your factories become bigger, better, but do more pollution.)

>>1557220
>The creation of Plasteel (A metal as hard as steel, but as flexible as plastic!)

Plasteel it is.

That of course, seems to be it to your archive browsing...

Now of course, to lure Fortius further...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to tempt Fortius to join you further!

+3 if you can use your assets.
+3 if you can talk about the freedom he'll have to research whatever he'd like if he joined you...

>>1557313
Jump up and down in excitement at the concept of having advance tech like this.


"If you come with me, I can promise you can research whatever you want so long as I can make use of it too! Imagine all the great discoveries you could make!"

Rolled 7 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1557328
Forgot to roll.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1557313

Rolled 1 (1d20)

So.

Do anons want to use Scottish Rage?

>Yes!
>No!

before anyone says no, just think about this. Scotts in Space!

>>1557358
Yes

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can terrify him somehow, by talking like a true scot about tech.
+2 if you can fill him with dreams of SERVING THE BRITISH EMPIRE AND HER ROYAL COLONIES!
+2 if you can use the "royal navy" (aka: assets) intimidatingly, and scare him.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1557386

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1557386
I DARE YE TO THINK YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT HYMNIC DESTABILIZERS THAN ME!
IF YOU WIN, YOU GET SMOTHERED, IF YOU LOSE, YOU GET SMOTHERED HARDER!

18+5=23

"I FUCKIN' DARE YE TO THINK THAT YOU KNOW MORE ABOUT HYMNIC DESTABILIZERS THAN ME, YOU SON OF A BAWBAG AND A FUCKING TIN CAN! YOU WIN AND YOU GET TO FUCKING GET SMOTHERED, YOU LOSE AND YOU GET FUCKING SMOTHERED EVEN HARDER MATE!"

He seems very, very confused. Which ends up in him getting smothered in your breasts.

"So, lad! Do you fuckin' know anything about hymnic destabilizers?"

He muffles a bit. You think he called you "crazy" so you smother him a bit harder.

After terrifying him, you hear him choke, unable to breath. You let him breath a bit... Before smothering him further.

You repeat this until he breaks.

"WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!"

"Because I fuckin' need a scientist to restore the glory of the empire!"

He takes several breaths.

"Why... By the Omnissiah... You could of just told me I was going to wo-"

You smother him a bit more, for good measure for interrupting you.

"Now lad, are you in? For the British Empire, of course, not this silly Imperium!"

He softens a bit. Either he's getting used to being smothered, or he's realizing that he's going to run low on oxygen on somepoint.

Though while muffled, you do hear him say "never" or something, though it sounds rather non-commital.

Though you still have to convince him...

Actions

>(Scottish Rage)You can achieve anything via tits. Get him attracted to you. Most nerds fall for you easily, after all.
>...Try to talk to him about the advantages of the British Empire, and why it's clearly better than the Imperium! (Very unlikely to pass.)
>..."Torture" him with smothering until he changes his mind.
>Write-in

>>1557579
>>(Scottish Rage)You can achieve anything via tits. Get him attracted to you. Most nerds fall for you easily, after all.

>>1557579
>(Scottish Rage)You can achieve anything via tits. Get him attracted to you. Most nerds fall for you easily, after all.
In the end I must choose that which is the perfection of the female human form. Awesome tits.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to use tits to make him attracted to you.

+3 if you can INTENSIFY thine titties.
+3 if you can show your more gentler, scottish side... And promptly use it to be somewhat seductive. (If a bit hesitant.)
+1 if you can of course, brag about the size of thine glorious titties.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1557632
Put our hands underneath and raise them rhythmically

Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1557632

If anons wish to samefag, simply intensify titties and brag like a true Scot.