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This here is a thread for all Star vs The Forces of Evil Faggots

SESSION START!

>You are Anon
>14 years young
>Proud owner of his own Zombie/Crocodile girl
>You sick fuck
>You're in a MAGIC SWAMP
>Here to kill gigantic monster known as the The Swamp Drake
>To get it's scales
>To make some armor
>To get you one step closer to rescuing your mentor
>Luna...
>It hurts to try and remember her voice
>It's absence still makes your guts wrench when you think about it too long
>You've been dropping bodies to get stronger
>Monsters
>Sentient Monsters
>Even beat up your old best friend in a Karate Grudge Match
>You've just rested up and fleshcrafted your most loyal (and longest lived) minion ZOMBINA into a flesh beast
>She thicc
>Which is a fact you desperately try not to agonize over
>Muscles, your ass-crazed demon right arm thirsts for booty
>He doesn't seem to care what shape, gender or state of living that booty is in
>You're sweating from more than the humidity
>A: "I should really get you some better clothes."
>Z: "Wan dress!"
>A: "Susan, we fight too much for that."
>Z: "Wan Preeeeedy dressh!"
>Damnit
>There was an explosion to your east right after you emerged from your cave shelter
>Green smoke and fire are rising in the distance
>You saw some other places to investigate as well when you flew overhead


CHOOSE

>EAST
There's glittering green fire and smoke over there. You saw the Swamp Drake belch some when you first encountered it.

>WEST
There's a huge dead tree over that way surrounded in a lake of clean water.

>NORTH
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>>1532396
LET'S GO TO THE TREE, GRAB IT, AND THEN USE IT AS A WEAPON AGAINST THE SWAMP DRAKE!
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>>1532396
>time for Mystery Box North!
Also:
>quickly text Star, asking for pro tips in regards to hunting/dealing with a Swamp Drake
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>>1532396
>>1532396

CLARIFICATION POST

I was given an erroneous error message


>NORTH
You saw everglades that way. Clear water and lots of grass and fish. Could be a feeding ground for even huge critters.

YOUR CHARACTER SHEET

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

YOUR ALLIES

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

basic rolling for our new friends

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

bless
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>>1532396
East
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>>1532396
>WEST
Take a bath,and text Star "what is the best way to kill a Swamp Drake?"
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>>1532422
>Could be a feeding ground for even huge critters.
You mean for even Larger critters?
or just huge?
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>>1532396
>East
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Previous thread has been archived, please remember to vote.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest
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>>1532396
We go east but fly VERY high to stay out of range of Drake
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>>1532396
>WEST
We can use the tree as cover, that might be useful.
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>>1532396
>East
>Text Star, ask if she knows anything bout killin Swamp Drakes
>And ask why Mewni sucks so fucking much
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>>1532422
>>1532422
Go North.

It's better we choose out battlefield, and NOrth ahs alot of wildlife to BfB during our fight.

>>1532429
We should also ask Star for data.
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>>1532457
>>1532415

>And ask why Mewni sucks so fucking much
Pfftt, OK, If we ask Sar for tips (which I am against) I support this.
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>>1532422
North
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>>1532396
North

I'm against asking Star though.
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I like the fact how Anon's only experience of Mewni so far is Swamp land. I love to think that he thinks that Star is a Swamp person who is going to inherit a chunk of wet land
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>>1532422
>>1532469
Also adding support to text Star.
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>>1532466
>>1532466
PS. The NORTH everglades also provide for good places for zombina to swim around and evade the Drake during our fight.
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>>1532396
Time for quest!
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Ye boys it's planning time
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>>1532422
Are there any vines around here that we could use for rope? We forgot to pack some, and the ability to trip the drake would be very useful.
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>>1532396
We prep the arena, see what it looks like before luring the drake to it.

We need as much of a home field advantage as possible.

Dead tree as weapon.

But we may need a place with more land for anon to move on. Water for zombina to maneuver

And honestly, zombina probably wouldn't care about Muscles ASSaults. Too dead to care.
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>>1532396
West
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Tick Tock
Tick
Tock

Time to count!
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>>1532396
We should go north and set up a trap.
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>>1532534
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>>1532537
>>1532533
>>1532523
>>1532498
>>1532481
>>1532468

THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>EAST
4 votes

>WEST
3 votes

>NORTH
7 votes

>You set off toward those everglades you saw on your descent
>One small issue keeps you from making a smooth take off from the ground
>Z: "Mah! MAshta!"
>A: "Oh, shit."
>You can't carry your zombie so easily
>A quick slap of your Housevator fixes that
>With Susan tucked away you're clear for take off

https://youtu.be/bOtrwYBUul0

>Up here it's hell dodging all the man sized flying bugs
>One even makes a go at you but-WHACK!
>NEeeeeRRR poof
>Muscles slaps his unevolved shit right in
>You cackle but get a mouthful of gnats for your trouble
>A: "AAC! aaah! Why!?"
>You spit and curse, pulling out your phone
>Without your wings you just drift in mid-air
>You send a video to Star
>The angle from up in the air with your camera pointed at the ground and you in selfie mode
>A: "Hey! Why is your planet so shit-tacular? I've met 11 whole things from here and all of them have either tried to kill me or they're -you- which is almost as bad."
>You swing the camera around
>To a long-necked snail with shark teeth
>A Fly with eyes all over it's 4 foot long body
>A set of Dragon-flies with human feet
>Euugh
>A: "I thought you were some kind of Fairy Princess not a damn swamp Queen. No wonder you hate Pepe. You've got a frog phobia."
>You zoom in on a nearby toad the size of a beanbag chair with one huge pink eye
>It looks at you pass with a dull expression
>T: "MmmmRiibbbit"
>Kersnap!
>It went for you
>Haha! You were too fast for it's tongue
>You land in the clean water which comes up to your knees
>There's all sort of stuff around here to work with
>Hanging Vines
>Bamboo which is both flexible and sturdy-ish
>The water's full of succulent leaves and Fish
>A treeline surrounds the entire area up to 15 feet


You actually have a chance to prepare.
>As you're washing the mud from your face a text comes to you from Headbook
>TEXT FROM STAR BUTTERFLY

>S: "I don't even live on the ground."
>Attached is pic related
>You kind of want to start the socio-economic revolution all of a sudden
>Cause Star lives in a f-
>Flying castle
>You choke a little

PITCH YOUR TRAP PLANS USING THE AVAILABLE MATERIALS!

USE ALL THE SHITTY MS PAINT DRAWINGS YOU PLEASE!
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That was embarrassing.
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>>1532601
>Contact Star and ask for tips on how to deal with/trap a Swamp Drake
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>>1532601
shitty ms paint? well,i made this thing like weeks ago.
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>>1532601
Make a vine swamp drake dummy, soak it in female swamp drake pussy juice, then butcher the male that swooces in for some sex.
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>>1532629
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>>1532636
Second part about throwing rocks with portals.
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>>1532637
We'd need a female drake for that. Quest, is the drake we're hunting male or female, is there any way to tell.

>>1532630
I'm gonna have to go with this. But we need to trick star into it. Play it to her sensibilities, make her think we're just trying to understand her and where she's coming from.
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>>1532629
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>>1532601
>>1532643
It can be made simpler, but i love the idea
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>>1532601
>Traps
>In the middle of these everglades
>Against a two story high swamp drake
Who's idea was this?
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>>1532601
Don't have a complete plan yet, but we can cut down the vines and raise them right? Having sentient ropes could be useful if they could hold the drake.
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>>1532601
A'ight here's the plan yew bloody wankers.
We grab some vines and rope them together to make it stronger and tie it around the trees in the entrance to the clearing.
We grab some bamboo and sharpen them into points and stick 'em on the ground because we Vietnam now.
Tell Zombo to lie in wait in the water.
So what this means is that we'll lure the drake in, it'll trip on the vines, fall and stab itself in the bamboo and its head will fall in or near the water, where Zombina will ambush with teeth and claw like an actual croc, leaving us to rip and tear its guts while its down and stabbed.
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>>1532636
>>1532643
This is what BoTW Link would do
I support this plan
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>>1532674
It was made to be safe,so we dont get hit by the rock.
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>>1532684
>>1532643
We can do both.

Prep spikes after getting boulders in place.

We could still use advice on drake hunting though.
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>>1532601
I would try to snare it, but we don't have any wire. Vine won't cut it for a snare, either. We wouldn't be able to dig a pitfall trap in the swamp, and I don't think there's anything big enough to drop on the drake that would snap its neck here.

I think the only semi-viable trap here is to try and trip the drake, since it just so happens to be bipedal.
>>1532684
This isn't a terrible plan, and it was what I was thinking of. I'll support this plan.
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>>1532653
Female drakes are super big and don't breathe fire when matured, male drakes are 1/10th the size of females and do continue breathing fire after maturing.
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>>1532601
Use bamboo and vines to build a giant raft so cool that the drake won't help it but to jump on it.
But he's gonna be too heavy for it, and so he'll sink like a tool, while you throw fish on his face from the sky, mocking him.
His morale will be so low that he'll surrender right away, waiting for Anon to put him out of his misery.

Or maybe this >>1532684 if we're not feeling silly.
We also might need to round up lots of fish to lure him where we need.
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>>1532639
Glad we could agree to something.

>>1532653
I guess I'd be okay with that.
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>>1532684
Can we throw some of these in there?

>>1532601
What exactly is Anon's knowledge of traps? Can we use anything off the internet due to Anon having access right now?
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>>1532639
>>1532703
An alliance has been made this day.
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>>1532732
YOU BEAT ME TO IT
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>>1532684
Would it be more efficient if we cut off a bunch of vines, raised them as undead, and command them to trip the Drake when it comes close enough?

We'll also have extra minions that way.
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>>1532772
....... Vines don't have a soul. You need a soul to link to the dead body to raise it.
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CLARIFICATION POST

for all our lovely plotters and planners

>>1532710
>>1532710
Anonymous has his phone which DOES have internet access.

>>1532702
>>1532702
This is a wonderful plan but the Drake may not be a watersports enthusiast

>>1532699
>>1532699
These Dubs Speak Truth. See this link for a diagram of Drake Anatomy.

http://i.imgur.com/AYPxFgE.jpg

>>1532693
>>1532693
Doing both is risky bidness since you have to meet with Star Butterfly and Marco in roughly an Hour

>>1532681
>>1532681

Anonymous Cannot Raise dead plants as they are not in possession of MEAT and TENDONS and BONES and other such lovely things needed for movement.

>>1532630

>A: "So like...Swamp Drakes."
>S: "Hm? I thought u h8ed talking to me."
>A: "I may or may not imagine all your texts in Gilbert Gottfried's voice."
>S: "who???"
>You send her a link to Gilbert Gottfriend reading 7 Proxies of Grey
>S: "What's a ball-gag?"
>A: "Ask Marco."
>S: "Now I don't want to know."
>A: "how do to kill green chicken beast?"
>S: "Y r u on Mewni!?"
>A: "2 into kill Green Chikman beast."
>S: "What did it do to you? Are you hungry??"
>A: "I'm always hungry. Our last grocery trip included seven boxes of hopes dreams and wishful thinking...and skim milk."
>S: "You're a boy don't you know how to kill anything?"
>A: "ur a grill don't you know how to kill any boy's dreams?"
>S: "I killed Tom's dreams of making me Queen of hell."
>A: "haha he's still in love what a faggot."
>S: "..."
>A: "So, this murder"
>S: "boys usually swarm a male with their closest friends when they all get old enough. Right when they start rutting so they're all super strong."
>A: "Ok 1. I'm alone. 2. Instructions unclear, unable to go through alien puberty."
>S: "Mewberty?"
>A: "There you go again with your bug-Moonspeak."
>S: "If you're by yourself I dunno if u can dewwit. my dad did it but punches eagles out of the sky from the ground..."
>A: "sheeeeeit I might try it."
>S: "do u...want some help?"
>A: "Psh. I've -needed- help for years and I still won't get any."
>S: "go for the base of it's neck"
>A: "roger dodger"

>You close your phone and realize how still everything is
>Outside of the trees the water here is clean and motionless
>The plants are in a blasted out spectrum of color
>Nothing here is without frills, lacey wings, curly vines and pointed tips
>It's like a death-bouquet made out of play-doh
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>>1532784
>Boys attack males
>We end up attacking a Female which is 2-3x larger

WEW LAD
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>>1532784
>told us stuff we already knew
THANKS FOR NOTHING YOU DUMB BUG
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>>1532684
Either way, supporting traps.
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I just realized something.
If we match the events of the quest with those of the show, both Marco's monster arm and the football match, Brittney's nearing birthday party - even though the order is a bit murky with Marco and the game being on the same day - that puts us squarely around episode 4 of season 1 as far as the timeline is concerned.
What I'm trying to say is, Mewberty Star soon, lets unleash our pent up anger on her at that time, we've got Muscles, and a cloak that lets us glide and now a spell that lets us fly, we must fight her to see how we match against Mewni royalty.
It's carte blanche to punch her in the face hard and she'll thanks us for it later.
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>>1532803
She did say the base of its neck. Probably has thin scales or something.

Better than hacking away at the torso.
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>>1532784
>Star said literally nothing helpful
Thanks a lot, stupid mewgger.
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>>1532818
While I appreciate your enthusiastic hate for star, no.
Just. no.
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>>1532822
Or its foot with a gumball machine.
Or the upper neck which may have thicker scales.
etc...
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Wait, I've got it.

>hold Drake in place with vines, or distract with zombie
>jump into into the air and fly with Starwalk
>go high
>fleshshape Muscles into lance
>charge Drake with lance using Manta Cloak to guide our movement, aim for the base of the neck
>use combustion for extra damage

>>1532818
>our rolls end up sucking and she rapes us
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>>1532818
I'm up for helping restrain Star. Maybe not punch her in the face, but with enough steel cable or something, we could trick her into being captured.
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>>1532822
Go for that scrawny ass neck? God damn, I just never would've thought of that, completely lost to me. Hardest puzzle in the entire quest. Go for the neck.
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>>1532784
Should have probably asked her if there is something we shouldn't try and do against it unless we want it to go enraged and wipe the party out.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1532841
>our rolls end up sucking and she rapes us
What like this roll?
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>>1532851
Exactly.
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>>1532851
Yes Aku, exactly like that.
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>>1532851
Great, know you got Anon to accidentally knock up Star from he raping us.
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>>1532851
https://youtu.be/-_XJc2DUz4g
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>>1532863
*now, *her
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>>1532831
>hate
>Not realizing this would be a fresh start for Anon after getting it out of his system.
>Implying Star wouldn't shrug it off because alien anatomy
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CAST YOUR VOTES NOW

>Find and Lure Male
>Find and Lure female


THEN CHOOSE A TRAP SETUP

>>1532710
SWINGEY-STABS

>>1532684
>>1532684
THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

>>1532643
>>1532643
THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

CHOOSE
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>>1532894
THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
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>>1532894
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532894
>roundabout wrecking ball
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>>1532894
MALE

ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
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>>1532894
>>Find and Lure female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532894
>Find and Lure female
Time for the secret JUST FUCKING HIT IT path! When we find the drake, don't try to trap it at all, just hit it! Maybe lure it over to the everglade because fish blood can heal us and Susan is fast. But the important part is JUST HITTING IT!
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>>1532894
FEMALE

ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
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>>1532894
>Find and Lure Male
Only because we've seen hints of a male breathing fire, but I don't think we know how to find a female. Don't want to spend extra time finding a female.

>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532894
>>Find and Lure female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532894
MALE

ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL
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>>1532894
FEMALE
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532892
>Implying Anon didn't already do that by ass-punching Star through two walls.


>>1532894
Whichever's the biggest one.

THE ROUNDABOUT WRECKING BALL

FOR MAXIMUM AC AVOIDANCE
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>>1532894
>Find and Lure Male
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532894
>Female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE

We're not going to goddamn half-ass this.
>>1532914
>not wanting a safety net
>wanting to attack a drake without any backup plan
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>>1532894
Trip-bamboozle.
The roundabout is nice and all, but it doesn't have a backup.
Or we could combine all the plans. Have a swingy stab hit the beast first, if that doesn't kill it, position the trip after that so it will charge after us in a rage. Then right before Zombina we set the wrecking ball.
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Rally call for roundabout wrecking ball
https://youtu.be/-Tdu4uKSZ3M
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>>1532894
>Female
>Trip Bamboozle
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>>1532938
We don't have time to do all of them, we meeting Marco and Star in an hour >>1532784
>>Doing both is risky bidness since you have to meet with Star Butterfly and Marco in roughly an Hour
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>>1532938
Whoops, forgot to add, that I wanted to lure the male.
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>>1532951
Forgot about that. Though in my defense I've been doing things along side this.
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>>1532894
>Female
>THE TRIP-BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532936
>Says I don't have a backup plan/safety net
>I specifically mention that we should fight in everglade for heals in case we get hit
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IT IS TIME TO COUNT!

IT'S TIME TO ROCK!
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>>1532951
We can't ask her if we can delay a little for the hunt?
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>>1532863
>We beat Marco to the punch inadvertently

I can live with that 1 and Anon being a broke ass baby daddy to half-bug royalty babies if it means we continue to ruin Marco's future relationships.

>>1532894
TRIP BAMBOOZLE
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>>1532973
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>>1532991
>Not supporting ruining Marco's future in every single way

No, YOU are the shit taste
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>>1532732
>>1532765
What the fuck is wrong with you?
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>>1533010
I have good taste
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>>1533003
>wanting to have mewgger babies
There is a point where petty revenge goes too far
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>>1533018
>not wanting to have mewgger babies
What is wrong with you?????
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>>1532968
We're fighting a female

Males are x2-3 an adult mewman

Females are like x4 a male
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>>1533018
That is a sacrifice I am willing to make.

It's not as good as a nut and bolt with no kids, but it's still another successful cucking of Marco's future.
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>>1533029
I have good taste
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>>1533034
>wanting to put your dick in star
this is exactly why I posted that shit
Star is deserves just as much suffering as Marco
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>>1533039
>Not wanting to be part of the IRL shitposting during family gatherings
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>>1533049
Like I said before:
It's because I have good taste
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>>1533049
>wanting to be involved with Stars shitty family.
>The prissy bitchy nobles
>And the retarded barbarians
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>>1533053
>>good taste
>>1533056
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Rolled 7, 4 = 11 (2d10)

THE VOTES

>Male
4 votes

>Female
9 votes

TRAP VOTES

>ROUNDABOUT
There are six votes for roundabout but Toffe- TO BE CONTINUED

>TRIP BAMBOOZLE
10 Votes

>SWINGEY STABS
the humble 1 vote
IT BEGINS

https://youtu.be/zXcgKjPy0v8?list=PLD1D52F3B782C88A1

>You remember that big boi
>That was the female
>Das what you want
>Huge Guts
>Huge guts to rip and tear
>Also to lure into your amazing ruse
>You gather up fish from the water
>The fat, lazy ones with big leafy fins
>You start slitting their guts open to get that GOOOD stank
>Then you stab a field of spikey bamboo sticks up into the mud
>Zombina helps
>Z: "Mah! Mah!"
>She makes little noises every time she stabs a man-sized skewer into the mud
>So cute with her scales, claws and terrifying teeth
>You gather up only the THICC-est vines
>Some thorny ones too
>The slimy ones?
>Why not
>Eventually you have something that resembles a real plan
>Whoah
>A: "This took way too long. It better be worth is..."
>Muscles flexes tight
>He feels something coming

https://youtu.be/zXcgKjPy0v8?list=PLD1D52F3B782C88A1

>Boom...
>Boom...
>BOOM!
>Birds come screeching from the treeline

rollan for size of Lady Drake

17 total

>She big
>She wades through the swamp like a kiddy pool
>Her eyes look down over the water listlessly as vines drizzle slime down onto the trees
>Fire licks at the edges of her nostrils, never leaving her body in total
>She sees the fish
>D: "RRrrrrrr..."
>Then takes two MASSIVE steps toward your trap!

>WHOOM! SPUHLAAASH!
>Water cascades across you
>You nearly drown
>Susan crouches into the water, her body much more suited for it now
>Her tail pulls to the side, ready to launch her at the prey

ROLL FOR YOUR TRAP!
ROLL WISDOM with ADVANTAGE! (roll twice and use the higher result)
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Rolled 20, 15, 3 = 38 (3d20)

>>1533089
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Rolled 7, 5 = 12 (2d20)

>>1533089
VAMOS ALLA!
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Rolled 11, 2 = 13 (2d20)

>>1533089
>>1533089
>>1533097
>>1533097
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>>1533089
There's no such thing as hubris
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Rolled 15, 15 = 30 (2d20)

>>1533089
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Rolled 1, 3 = 4 (2d10)

>>1533089
time to face the hubris
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Rolled 12, 9 = 21 (2d20)

>>1533089
Rolling.
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>>1533097
20 on the trap
>>1533104
15 on wisdom
EYYYYyy

>>1533106
YOUR 1 MEANS NOTHING
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Rolled 4, 10 = 14 (2d20)

>>1533089
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Rolled 19, 12 = 31 (2d20)

>>1533089
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Rolled 8, 13, 20 = 41 (3d20)

>>1533103
Whoops
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Rolled 8, 15, 20 = 43 (3d20)

>>1533089

>>1533097
>20 on trap

WE IN FLAVA TOWN, BOYZ!
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Rolled 4, 19 = 23 (2d20)

>>1533089
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Rolled 11, 19 = 30 (2d20)

>>1533089
HERE IT COMES

STEADY

STEADY
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Rolled 9, 19, 1 = 29 (3d20)

>>1533089
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Rolled 7, 18, 3 = 28 (3d20)

>>1533089
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>20
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlsEbWe-gZk
Tis grounded, Master!
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>>1533141
STRENGTH IN NUMBERS, ANONYMOUS

Swamp drakes hunt in packs!
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Rolled 18, 18 = 36 (2d20)

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>>1533097
>>1533097
>>1533097

THE NATURAL 20!

critical success

https://youtu.be/bg9e4B3pLQA?list=RDQMTplYjARzAXI


>You are sneeki
>Your trap?
>Breeki
>Your zombie?
>She's blowing bubbles in the water
>SNNKK
>D: "R?"
>CRRRRAAAASSSSSSH!
>D: "rrrrRAAH!?"
>The Beast falls!
>It's body, titanic and shimmering splatters mud so high up it blots out the sun
>It lands on it's side, impaling it's body with hundreds of stakes
>Bright Yellow blood spews out into the clean water
>The lake boils upon contact with it
>She roars
>The trees are sent waving from the wind
>Your eyebrows singe
>It's
>A: "Beautiful..."

>THE DRAKE HAS TAKEN 40 DAMAGE!
>THE DRAKE IS PRONE! UNTIL IT STANDS ATTACKS HAVE ADV AGAINST IT!

YOUR TRAP HAS SPRUNG!

>A: "Holy shit."
>You stand
>Master of the wilds now, boyz
>A: "I DID SOMETHING RIGHT!"
https://youtu.be/qFhM1XZsh6o?list=RDQMpWsHIVZneqg

You have the upper hand, Anonymous!

what do?
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>>1533182
Go for the base of the neck with sword arm
We shall take its head as a trophy
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>>1533186
This
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>>1533182
Go for the throat! Muscles, kill!
Be careful of the acid blood!
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>>1533182

What I suggested here: >>1532841
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>>1533182
>Muscles Flame Sword
>GO FOR THE BASE OF THE NECK
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>>1533186
supporting
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>>1533182
Go for the base of the neck and RIP AND TEAR
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>>1533193
THIS
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>>1533182
MORPH INTO MACE ARM

RECKLESS ATTACK FOR AN EXTRA 2D20
ATTACK WITH 4D20s FOR MASSIVE DAMAGE
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>>1533182
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dVNcmGjNW6c
Take to the skies!
Fleshshape Muscles into a spear!
Use cloak to speed our downward's descent and stab the thing in the base of neck.
WE DRAGOON NOW FUCCBOIS
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>>1533182
Decapitate it like we did with the crocosaur!
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>>1533182
CUT ITS DAMN HEAD OFF BY THE NECK!
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guys we need to make sure the neck wound is cauterised just in case it is like the hydra and would form two heads
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>>1533202
Reckless attacks are still a thing or they got nerfed?
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>>1533186
Supporting this.
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>>1533182
Go straight for the base of the neck with Muscles.

Have Susan tear it's eyes out in the meantime.
Make sure to retreat back into the water if you catch on fire.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2Beda3kFNjo
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>>1533186
We're bringing this to the negotiations with Star as fuckin' incentive.

Faced this mega-bitch on our own, and come back in a scaley-pimp suit.
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>>1533212
This is NOT a hydra.
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>>1533230
Oh god that sounds badass.
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>>1533218
Even if it did get nerfed down to advantage, we should be using it every round of this fight since it only halves our AC and I'm pretty sure this thing has more than +11 STR to hit our AC of 13
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>>1533230
What if she misunderstands and thinks we're trying to impress her?

It is a rite for males of her planet.
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>>1533243
Don't forget we still have that croc liver she asked us to save for her.
Boy, aren't we just the best
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>>1533243
I mean.... it kind of is to impress her. But not in a way to show her we want her to like us, but more that we want to show her we're a fucking force to be reckoned with.
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>>1533243
Then we continue cucking Marco, both with our machismo AND by stealing his retarded roommate. We're doin' this shit at the age of fuckin' 14.
It took him 20 years to become halfway badass and we already set a high standard.
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>>1533250
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>>1533243
You are forgetting anon and star are both autistic, she will know we aren't trying to impress her. That misinterpretation only works with someone normal doing the gesture, not with two autists.
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>>1533262
>>1533250
>>1533258
Getting real tired of this shit taste
Doesn't help that I'm running out of edits
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>>1533258
>>1533262
>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke
>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions
>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend
>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend
I don't know why you don't hate her. She's a terrible person and Anon can do far better.
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>>1533289
MY NIGGA
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1533089
Trap
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>>1533289
They see show Star in her, not Quest Star. It's rather stupid, I know.
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Rolled 2, 20 = 22 (2d20)

>>1533089
Superior
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>>1533297
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>>1533304
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>>1533289
>Not wanting opposites to attract
>Not wanting to make royal mewgger babies with Star
>not wanting best path
It's like you have shit taste or something.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk
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>>1533276
>Anon and Star have a mutual dislike for each other
>constantly at each other's throats
>literally everyone else thinks they're flirting.

No, think about it:
>Anon punches Star awake, but other people think he used it as an opportunity to feel her up
>Anon beats up Marco, other people think it's because he's jealous of his relationship with Star
>Star tries to kill Muscles, other people think it's because she doesn't want a hanger-on
>Anon kills things on Mewni to gain power and force Star to take him seriously, other people think he brought back gifts to impress her
>Assuming negotiations succeed, Star helps Anon by introducing Glossaryck, ???
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>>1533225
The water is boiling from the contact with the water.

We can use Muscles, but he may take some damage from the strike.

If we can focus the "Bone spikes" for the strike, I'd be down for Spike muscles.

Susan plays decoy/harass ( strikes in the face or anywhere that'll cause the Drake's face to move such that the neck is exposed) while we place a power hit at the base of the neck
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>>1533327
>implying starnon is good in any shape or form
Your shit taste is a plague that must be cured.
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>>1533328
when has anyone ever expressed these opinions
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>>1533328
Like I said she isn't going to misinterpret it
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>>1533328
Pffttt, I hate Starnon as much as the next guy, prolly more than the next guy, but this is hilarious. It sounds like how Starfan13 might see it all! HAHA!
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>>1533334
The only shit taste here is you.
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>>1533328
kek, i'll support this cause it sounds awsome
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>>1533289
I'll play devils advocate for a while.

>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.
>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke.
We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions.
What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?
>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend.
She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.
>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend.
Implying marco has not stopped trying to woo jackie now that he knows she is with us.
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>>1533358
You must be practicing for the mirror
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>>1533378
So...what you're saying is...that we shouldn't hate Star, but Marco?

You know what, I will humor you and say that whatever cucking Marco gets from now on is fully warranted.
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>>1533378
All of these points are very true
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>>1533378
checkmate bitch
(don't take this seriously tho)
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>>1533289
>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
That was Anon's own emotions that did that. He had an extremely bad day that caused him to explode because Anon couldn't handle sharing a friend. Blaming our drifting away from Marco on someone completely ignorant of our existence is silly.
>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke
You mean the "joke" that Quest confirmed to be the most hurtful and venomous thing we could think of pointed towards both her and her people? For her, that was the equivalent of a slap.
>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions
She's never had to deal with a conflict like this in her life. To her, this is dealing with someone who seems to truly and genuinely hate her for what she sees as no good reason. She's a 14 year old girl, of course she would be intimidated by this situation.
>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend
I would have taken the same damn shot. We had a monster arm that we said she gave us, something that corrupted her best friend. Not only that, but we were in the middle of making a giant ass of ourself gloating and enjoying the fact that we beat the shit out of someone who we once considered our closest friend. And then for bonus points we started breaking our own fingers and magically attacking people in the middle of a fucking high school football game, almost vindication her attempt.
>wanting the girl who helps our "friend" turned enemy who is trying to woo our current girlfriend
Does Jackie seem like a two timing slut to you? Are you really worried about whatever pathetic attempts Marco may try to take Jackie from us? Marco is barely even a contender anymore. Plus, I don't think Star has actually helped Marco try and woo Jackie after we got together.
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>All these fags arguing ships
>nobody is fighting for princess marco

you know, I had some hope for you guys....I really did.
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>>1533397
>implying we wouldn't cuck Princess Marco by becoming supreme Princess Anon
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>>1533393
No, what he is saying is Anon is going to rape Marco at this rate when he turns into a girl because of our conflicting angry feelings if we don't take care of them.
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>>1533403
kek
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Rolled 5 (1d10)

Everyone...

YOUR PATH IS DECIDED!

RIP AND TEAR! TEAR AND RIP!

https://youtu.be/Wcz95p8Q2GM?list=PLstXdGXEYegd3XI7qfL-9B8S4106toCFo


>Your morph your horrid arm into a blade
>Long and gleaming with blood from your previous kill
>You've never had this chance before
>To fight something without restraint
>Or Morals at play
>It's a beast
>You're a beast
>It's time kill
>Muscles is very happy
>You feel it radiating from his bones

ROLL STRENGTH!
1d20 +9!
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
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Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
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>>1533378
>Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.
Not quite. He was one of the only people Anon truly trusted, and Star took him away. I know I would still have a huge chip on my shoulder.
>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
>No really guys, it's okay to assault someone over words!
You disgust me. What she did was fucking stupid, and she still hasn't apologized to us in a real way. Text does NOT count.
>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
Hmm. Maybe when she punched us? Or how about when she tried to assassinate Muscles? Or what about the whole Marco thing? Besides, the zombie was just standing still doing nothing, with big old words telling Star NOT to attack the zombie.
>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.
She could've asked, you know? Tried to be subtle about it, or judge us for corruption by asking Jackie, WHO WAS RIGHT THERE.
>Implying marco has not stopped trying to woo jackie now that he knows she is with us.
Eh. I concede this point, because I don't have enough data right now. We'll have to see if he truly gives up.
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Rolled 7 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
We doin' this!
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Rolled 11 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
DESTROY HEEEEER!
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
THERE WILL BE
BLOOD
SHED
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
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>>1533413
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Rolled 4, 11, 2, 1, 7, 19, 13, 9, 15, 3, 13, 4, 5, 20, 13 = 139 (15d20)

Holy crap, these dice suck.

Clearing.
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Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
Rolling.
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Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533447
The hell?
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
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>>1533378
>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
It would've been one thing to insult us back. She could've called us a filthy stinking retarded autstic naked ape, or whatever. We could've handled that. She could've even been the bigger butterfly and not say anything., But she took it physically. When we couldn't do anything lest we risk our already fragile (at the time) rep Absolute fucking dick move.

>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?

First of all, her attacking Susan was completely unwarranted. Susan is a kind and pure soul who's adorable. Her blasting her head off instantly was rude as hell.

Secondly, still haven't got a proper sorry for punching us in the face.

>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.

I would think that us being a cool dude who doesn't go around beating people up for fun, and even HELPING HER stop Marco from being a dick would've shown her that we weren't 'corrupted.' But she was a trigger happy dick and tried to TAKE OUR CLOSEST FRIEND AWAY! This isn't like her trying to break a sword we have, this is her KILLING OUR BLOOD BROTHER!
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>>1533455
>>1533455
>6 REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
RIP AND TEAR
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Test
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>>1533455
Not great.

But at least the 1 was cancelled out by a 20.
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>>1533186
Supporting this, show them who the boss of the swamp is.
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>>1533434
Get Got
Time for 20s
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Hopefully our zombie will pick up the slack.
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Rolled 9 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
>>1533468
Right
Bet the last post would have been a 1 anyway.
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No harm in rolling (hopefully)
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1533434
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Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

And here's MY roll
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Rolled 20 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1533434
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=41qC3w3UUkU
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>>1533396
>I would have taken the same damn shot. We had a monster arm that we said she gave us, something that corrupted her best friend. Not only that, but we were in the middle of making a giant ass of ourself gloating and enjoying the fact that we beat the shit out of someone who we once considered our closest friend. And then for bonus points we started breaking our own fingers and magically attacking people in the middle of a fucking high school football game, almost vindication her attempt.

I think you're missing the point. It doesn't matter if you would've fucking taken the damn shot or not. She tried to kill our Battle Brother! That is NOT COOL! You don't just forgive someone for trying to kill your closest friend for ANY reason without at least some TIME inbetween when it happened and now.
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>>1533489
Okay, now it's 6+9+2=17.

Hopefully it's enough to not be a failure.
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>>1533461
>>1533439
Guys, please. Those rebuttals are weak. My argument pasted in front of your answers are still more powerful than your answers. You can do better.
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>>1533519
i would say the reason Anon dislikes her so much isn't really her punching her or such, its the fact that they are polar opposites. While he had a hard life and had nothing given to him (even had stuff stolen) he became more cynical of the world and the people around him, and he had to work for single thing he wanted. Compare that to Star, who not only grew up in a magical flying castle with wealth and loving parents, but is able to magically conjure up money and solve most of her problems in an instant. She is highly optimistic and at times naive to the harder things in life. They are Oil and Water, they will never truely get along because of the vast personality differences.
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>>1533455
>>1533455

WINNER!

>15 total

>>1533452
-2

>>1533453
+2!

>>1533489
+2!

>17 total

Haha, you went for the neck
good job


https://youtu.be/tSxkka81TJk

>Muscles slices down into the creature's neck!
>The scales here are silky
>Supple
>Your blade sinks deep, sending scale fragments and yellow blood flying!
>D: "RRAAAHHHH!!:
>It's scream makes your ear-bones crumble
>The world rings
>Still...you can hear something roar back

ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE

>Z: "For MAAASSHTA!"
>Zombina attacks from the water!
>She goes for the stomach
>Gurrrl she wants dem guts!
>Even her new fearsome claws are nothing against the thick hide of this monter's body

>THE DRAKE STANDS!
>It's puny claws swing down as it rolls itself up with the titanic legs that carry it
>CRRASH!
>They rip across your chest and throw you into the mud...

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 12 DAMAGE!
ANONYMOUS IS AT 38 HP!

>It turns down to look at Zombina after it stands
>Vines grow up to protect it's wounded neck and stitch up it's skin
>The plants move as if they were snakes

>SWAMP DRAKE STOMPS FOR ZOMBINA!
>She leaps into the water!
>Her movements are so purposeful
>So sleek
>There's a light in her eyes
>Something more than bloodlust
>You can feel her spirit
>She's happy and yet...lost
>She sees something you don't here
>This might be personal to her


THE DRAKE IS ON IT'S FEET
WHAT DO?
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>>1533542
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VcnSvzsXMrk
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The real reason we should hate Star is that it adds greater narrative stakes. No story can work without a foil, and Star is the perfect foil to Anon. More so than Marco. Removing any conflict between an MC and his Foil is the easiest way to kill a story. Do you want to kill this story?
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>>1533519
I will admit, most of those I was struggling with. But I will stand by my argument for not liking the fact that she tried to kill Muscles. Not fuckin' cool.
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>>1533546
>Tarzan yo ass on that shit like that one guy from Shadow of the Colossus. Using Muscles, of course.
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>>1533546
Burn the vines working for her neck.
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>>1533546
Stop that regen. Use Combust on the vines and plants.
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>>1533546
>>1533553
Wait, vines???
>CUMBOST
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>>1533546
Combust!
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>>1533546
attack the vines, and if we can go for the neck again.
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>>1533378
>>wanting the girl who stole our one and only "friend"
>Marco did it on his own volition. He also at that point was going with us out of pity. Star did nothing wrong there, she was just the scapegoat for our anger while marco was the real target.
I can agree with this one. That being said, do you think anger is purely rational?

>>wanting the girl who punched us in the face just for making a joke.
>We insulted her first. Its our own fault to not expect a retribution of any kind, let it be a talkback or a punch. Holding a grudge because we aren't men enough to accept our mistakes is no excuse.
Words will never hurt me, and what not. To say that physical retaliation is equal to an insult is retarded.

>>wanting the girl who has utterly failed to truly apologize for ANY of her actions.
>What has she done to wrong us? Attack zombina? That was our fault to let a goddam zombie in the housevator. Who wouldn't attack a zombie if its the first thing you saw after waking up?
>Other than that, what other thing has she done against us? tell us we were mean?
The punch, and continually calling us mean? I mean, she's not wrong, but it's still not acceptable. Also being a member of the social elite.

>>wanting the girl who has tried to ASSASSINATE our best friend.
>She tought we were on the same path as marco was. She was just misguided and also she was trying to "fix her mistake". Remember, she belives muscles is her fault.
Don't you think she was being a little presumptuous? What right does she have to decide anything for us?

>>1533519
You don't think you're a little biased?
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>>1533546
BURN TO THE GROUND THE PLANTS!
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>>1533546
>use Combust on the drake
Fire away.
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>>1533546
Let's light Muscles on fire and go for the neck again.
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>>1533546
Zombina getting flashbacks to her original life when she fought drakes?

Anyway:
>While the drake is distracted, take to the skies.
>Combust the vines
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>>1533546
Combust the plants trying to heal the injury around its neck then take the chance while its distracted to strike again
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>>1533546

>>1533553
>>1533558
Change my vote to: Combust the neck & vines while Starwalking
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>>1533546
Keep attacking at the wound, if we can bust enough veins we can bleed it to death.
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Flame the vines
Sword the neck.
Flames should help with the vines, we don't want to cauterize the vessels with fire though. We want it to bleed out.
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>>1533566
agree on anger
physical reaction is still bad
insults to us are bad
she was being presumptuous

But her actions were still in good faith, which is why we don't hate her on a Ludo level.
I don't think the ProStars think Anon will just like Star in a week or anything.

More like a month or so down the line if she stops being presumptuous and learns true empathy which encompasses trying to understand why a person's situation sucks rather than just "person's life sucks, I feel sad"
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>>1533642
Also take the Star argument to discord please.
No sense clogging the thread.
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We won't die.
Anon won't die.
I refuse to let him die until Mami tells us one last bedtime story.
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>>1533546

STOP THE REGENERATION

COMBUST VINES

THEN
GO FOR THE EYES.
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THE VOTES HAVE BEEN CAST!

>COMBUST UPON THE VINES

>The neck is no longer in standard Melee Range

Without Teleporting or taking to the air you cannot melee the neck! Even then, you would be WEIGHTLESS while using Starwalk!

ROLL WISDOM TO HARNESS THE FLAMES!
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
Bleh
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533738
off to a good start
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
QUEMALOS!
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1533734
TAPU KOKO
TAPU KOKO
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1533734
BURN YOU BITCH
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
>>1533734
NOT ANOTHER 1
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
DICE GOOOOOO
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
OH god
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>>1533734
We can do...
>>1533738
GOD HAVE MERCYYY
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8FJTK_iNA5s I summon the power of..... BURN!
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
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>>1533741
>>1533738
AYYYYYYYYYYY
>>1533744
ROLL 6, GOT A 10, -4 aaaAAAYYYYYY
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I thought this might happen
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
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>>1533760
yep. should have gone with strength.

We dont have enough wis

Alright Anons. Save the rolls
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
We're not very good with fire, are we?
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
It's time to send this where it came from.
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>>1533734
>Without Teleporting or taking to the air you cannot melee the neck! Even then, you would be WEIGHTLESS while using Starwalk!


What I don't get is why more people didn't vote for Starwalking in the first place. The drake's attention was off of us, it was a good opportunity to get out of the drake's range. Hit it with ranged attacks to draw its attention and allow Zombina to climb on it and attack the neck.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1533734
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1533734
Burn Baby Burn (Disco Inferno~~~)
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>>1533744
>>1533744

WINNER!
>10 total

>>1533738
-2

>>1533741
-2
>6 total

>Your focus lights your hands ablaze
>You throw them out!
>You see the deep red heat-rays cascade across your foe
>They catch!
>They blacken!
>They Burn!
>...and the Drake looks totally unaffected
>It glowers from it's perch above you
>Green and yellow blood drools from the side of it's gaping mouth
>D: "Rrrr..."
>You are now fighting a dinosaur
>That is also on fire
>D: "RAAAAHHHHHHH!!!!"
>It blasts it's roar at you!
>A small lake of green fire boils in the bottom of it's throat!
>You see it's mouth is packed with some sort of bulbous sack that narrows it's air tube
>Probably why it's so slow and purposeful
>It raises it's foot!

>BWOOM!
>Muscles grabbed a nearby branch and pulled you both to safety!
>You're up in a tree now
>A monkey-beaver chatters at you
>Muscles breaks it's neck
>Shit Muscles
>Calm down

>Z: "Hubar!"
>ZOMBINA ATTACKS!
>She goes for the shins!
>Useless against the scales
>The Drake throws it's foot out to toss her

The Drake Rolls a Nat 1

>D: "Brah! BRRRAARR!"
>Zombina uses the momentum to swing herself upwards!
>She leaps off the foot and gets a bonus attack up high!
>SHE GOES THE EYES!
>She lands on this thing's face and rips in like it's an all-you-can-eat Eyeball buffet

>D: " https://youtu.be/yfET0qhZMCo?t=4 "

>Jesus
>You are most certainly deaf now

ZOMBINA HAS DONE 9 DAMAGE!
ZOMBINA IS NOW ON FIRE

zombina takes 4 burn Damage

what do?
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>>1533824
GOD BLESS YE, ZOMBINA!

USE STARWALK TO JUMP FOR THE THROAT, AND DO AN ANIME-SLASH THROUGH IT AND LAND ON THE MUD GROUND, "SHEATHE" MUSCLES AS THE HEAD FALLS OFF
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>>1533824
Damn, the Drake rolled worse than we did.

Tell Zombina to get in the water to put the fire out.

Take to the skies with Starwalk.

Fleshshape Muscles into a lance.

Divebomb Drake's neck while using combust on Muscles.
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>>1533824
First off, don't calm down Muscles, KEEP GOING! Secondly, GET SUSAN INTO THE FUCKING WATER! SHE ONLY HAS 10HP! AAAAAH
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>>1533831
Supporting
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>>1533824
Fuck it, let's >>1533830
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>>1533824
FLY LIKE THE WIND
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>>1533831
Read my fucking thoughts.
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>>1533824
Go for the other eye
BLIND THE DUMB BITCH
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>>1533831
Supporting
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>>1533824
Let's do >>1533831 this.
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>>1533824

this>>1533830
>>1533831


We got a meeting to do
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>>1533831
This

Except Zombina holds on long enough so that it tries to throw her off by LIFTING its head, which will expose the neck
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>>1533831
Wait,dont tell her to retreat now,she is in a good position.
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>>1533833
Doesn't she get an HP Bonus from getting BUFFED
>>1533831
Can't we turn Muscles into a sword instead
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>>1533850
SHE'S ON FIRE AND ONLY HAS 10HP! AND SHE JUST LOST FOUR OF THAT! NOW SHE'S AT SIX!
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>>1533856
DONT BE A PUSSY,SHE IS GONNA BE OKAY!
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>>1533824
Find some way to trip it.
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>>1533860
dont jinx it YOU DUMB FOOL
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>>1533860
SHE'S NOT LIKE US! SHE ISN'T AS DURABLE! SHE'S AT SIX HP! SHE'S GOING TO DIE! BURN DAMAGE NEXT ROUND WILL DO 4 MORE DAMAGE, THEN SHE'LL GET HIT BY THE DRAKE AND DIE!
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>>1533867
BfB er??
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>>1533873
We can probably just res her, use some Drake parts to replace her broken parts
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>>1533892
can we?
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Rolled 2, 8 = 10 (2d10)

>>1533831
>>1533831
MUCH SUPPORT!

https://youtu.be/E2uXCOtX7EQ

>A: "Hey! Tall green and Gorgeous!"
>The Drake is a little flattered but doesn't understand the mixed signals
>You morph Muscles into something new
>Something long
>Something penetrative
>A lance
>A: "Susan! Abort!"
>Z: "Noh ready to be parent anehwaysh!"
>Zombina leaps off the creature, doing a flawless dive into the waters below

SUSAN IS NO LONGER BURNING

>YOU TAKE TO THE SKIES!
>THE BEAST SNAPS AT YOU AS YOU PASS!
>A: "Not today! That's not my fetish yet!"
>You drop your full weight into your flight, dodging those jaws
>A shockwave passes you as they snap shut
>You don't want to get hit by those
>You ascend!
>Higher...and higher!
>The air feels thin
>You can see it below
>D: "RRAAAAHHH!"
>You
>Drop

ROLL DEX! THEN STR!
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Rolled 10, 11 = 21 (2d20)

>>1533902
Zombina's got some sass of her own! I dig it.
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Rolled 14, 11 = 25 (2d20)

>>1533902
FLY
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Rolled 4, 11 = 15 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 18, 9 = 27 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 17, 17 = 34 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 13, 13 = 26 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 6, 3 = 9 (2d20)

>>1533902
FOR MOTHER
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Rolled 7, 17 = 24 (2d20)

>>1533902
get SHREKT
THIS IS MY SWAMP
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Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 5, 6 = 11 (2d20)

>>1533902
DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE BOOOOOOOOMB!!!!
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Rolled 9, 19 = 28 (2d20)

>>1533902
Rolling.
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Rolled 4, 6 = 10 (2d10)

>>1533902
TAPU KOKO
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Rolled 5, 10 = 15 (2d20)

>>1533902
>>
>we keep missing 2's and 8's

Damn, this is nerve wracking.
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>No one's hit a 2 OR a 9 yet

How?
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Rolled 16, 16 = 32 (2d20)

>>1533902
DON'T FUCK UP!
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Rolled 20, 2 = 22 (2d20)

>>1533902
PIERCE THE HEAVENS
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>>1533948
YEAH, THERE WE G-

>8 is the 2nd roll
>2

Sheit
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Rolled 13, 10 = 23 (2d20)

>>1533902
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>>1533937
>>1533940

We walk a thin thread
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>>1533948
20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls 20 pls
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>>1533962
You wasted the 2!
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Rolled 1, 5 = 6 (2d20)

>>1533902
Dex, then str

I'll throw my hat in
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>>1533962
God damnit
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Rolled 14, 8 = 22 (2d20)

>>1533902
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>>1533968
why
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>>1533962
>>1533968
I can't believe you've done this
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>>1533968
aaand there goes our DEX bonus

>>1533972
>14

Not bad.

Too bad our damage won't be very good.
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Rolled 12, 11 = 23 (2d20)

>>1533902
Let's do this thing.
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Rolled 10, 6 = 16 (2d20)

>>1533902
HAHA IT CAN'T GET ANY WORSE. CAN IT?
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Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)

>>1533902
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Rolled 3, 17 = 20 (2d20)

>>1533902
>These rolls
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Rolled 16, 9 = 25 (2d20)

>>1533902
... a little curious about those sacks in its throat.
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>>1533972
>>1533972

DEX WINNAR!

>17 total

>>1533968
-2
>>1533948
+2!


>17

>>1533948
STR WINNAR!

>11 total
>You pull your cloak in tight!
>Air rushes past your ears
>This is what you wanted
>To not have everything that drowns your thoughts
>That crushes your heart to hold you back
>You see the Drake Below
>It's jaws open wide
>It belches smoke
>The whole world melts away
>Your focus is immaculate
>You are lightning
>You are death!
>YOUR AIM IS TRUE!

>KRRRAACKKA FWOOM!
>Which is why it hurts all that much more
>When your lance meets the monster's shoulder...and shatters
>A: "AA! AAAA!"
>You haven't screamed in so long
>Not in agony
>Your body is frozen in waves of agony
>Your shoulder is obliterated>
>Muscles spews blood and bone fragments as you crash into the monster's body
>You bounce up into the air, turning toward your opponent
>Which is when the jaws clamp around your waist...and you're pulled into it's mouth
>SHUHNAK!

ANONYMOUS HAS TAKEN 20 DAMAGE

...cont
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>>1534024
Fuck
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>>1534024
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_p73PZIDQuA
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>>1534024
waait...what?
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>>1534024
>>1534024

>Darkness
>Blackness
>Light?
>A: "No...NO!"
>You are holding this thing's teeth open with your only human hand
>Muscles, even while destroyed and weakened (Reduced to +5 Str) is shaking beside you, pushing back what is most certainly death
>Flames roil up before you
>The Smoke suffocates
>Z: "MASHTA!"
>Susan has leapt form the water and has become enraged at the sight of your blood

>Scales are scattered!
>The water fills with boiling blood!
>The creature looks down and tries to smash her once again
>CRUMPH!
>Zombina is just too fast
>You're trapped, anonymous
>Staring into the Pit

what
do?

https://youtu.be/ew57ZIVVUSQ
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>>1534024
>>1534036
Fuck it. EXPLODE NOW
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>>1534036
>>1534036

Oh.

>ZOMBINA DEALS 9 DAMAGE!
>THE DRAKE IS AT HALF HP!
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>>1534036
Muscles can extend himself, can't he? If we're in it's mouth we use BfB to attack it's insides.
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>>1534036
tactical retreat,scissors out!
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>>1534036
BFB to heal Muscles.

>>1534041
All that shit and it's only at half HP.

Fuck.
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>>1534039
WE DON'T HAVE THE HEALTH FOR THAT! THAT DOES 25 DAMAGE TO BOTH OF US!
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>>1534036
WILL SUSAN TO MAKE IT ROAR! WHEN IT DOES WE JUMP OUT OF ITS MOUTH!
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>>1534036

Use zombies to make her fall. USE AAL THE ZOMBIES
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>>1534036
if we can, BfB in the monster, see if we can't get Susan to make it roar and have us come out
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>>1534036
BfB the Jaw Joints! See if we can't make it let us go via a weak jaw.
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Hide in our portable house?
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>>1534049
CHANGE OF PLANS! FUCKING ATTACK THE INSIDE OF ITS MOUTH! PISS IT OFF! USE BFB WHILE ATTACKING! IF IT OPENS ITS MOUTH UP JUMP OUT!
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>>1534036
RIP AND TEAR FROM THE INSIDE
No scales or magical plants to stop us from the inside
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>>1534036
Open a portal to the bottom of a lake.
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GUYS DON'T FORGET THE FUNYONS
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Does she have dead things in her gut? Can we get helpers to eat her alive from the inside?
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>>1534024
>>YOUR AIM IS TRUE!
>>KRRRAACKKA FWOOM!
>>Which is why it hurts all that much more
>>When your lance meets the monster's shoulder...and shatters

Wait, if our aim was true. Then why did we hit the shoulder and not the neck?
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>>1534036
I change my plan, we eat funyons if we can and then we get susan to make it open its mouth to give us a chance to get out
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>>1534055
This, but jump inside it instead. Let it swallow us whole while we start hacking away on its throat for as long as we can while bfb it as well.
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>>1534048
Then set ourselves on fire! we are immune to our own flame and the magic fire is magic so enemies with a natural resistance to fire still get shit on
Let ourselves get swallowed and reap havoc on the bastard that was dumb enough to try and eat us.
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>>1534070
THERE IS LITERALLY A PIT OF FIRE DOWN ITS THROAT! DO NOT DO THIS!
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>>1534066
Because Quest has decided to abuse us.
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>>1534066
>>1534066
>>1534024
Yeah.... that IS a bit sketchy.
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>>1534075
hahahah
>>
guys we have enough funyons to get us to full health
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>>1534036
Quickly eat Funyons to regain health, then try to pry our way out of there from the jaw.
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>>1534079
We're not using them because they're in the housevater, and to use it in here would mean losing our house. Don't eat funyons yet.
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>>1534036

>>1534058
This. I still feel curious about those sacks in its mouth.

>>1534061
Also This... we're in prime range to unleash muscles, i agree with maximizing damage and using our items for heal over BfB. We're already in a shit situation as it is.
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>>1534071
The inside of it is "A sea of green flame"
You still want to jump into that?
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>>1534073
Can we use it against it though? Cause it to explode from the inside via our fire control
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>>1534090
>>1534083
DON'T FUCKING EAT FUNYONS! THEY ARE IN OUR HOUSEVATER AND I DON'T WANT TO LOOSE OUR HOUSE IN THE MAW OF A DRAKE!
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Just scissor out,eat funyons and come back. Guys is not that hard.
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>>1534099
listed in our items on the sheet? is it not available?
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>>1534102
Using scissors in combat means we have to roll a d100 to determine where we end up.
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>>1534104
When the fight with marco was over we grabbed funyons from house. Where do you think the other fuggin' bag is?
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>>1534102
it's hard when we cant choose location
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>>1534105
Anywhere else is better than the mouth ouf a drake.
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>>1534102
we aren't in a calm situation to do so, we will roll and most likely end up somewhere worse
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>>1534102
Do you want to risk ending up in Hell in front of Tom? I don't.
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WHAT A PERFECT OPPORTUNITY TO RAISE THE DEAD INSIDE THE BEASTS GUT AND RAVAGE IT FROM THE INSIDE SAID NO ONE IN PARTICULAR
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>>1534036
STAB UP! STAB IT'S TINY WALNUT BRAIN
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1534091
YES!
No living creature could maintain a literal furnace in its body!
Like the poison sacks of a snake, the drake won't have literal fire beyond their mouth!
We go in past the fire wall of the throat! Our fire will protect us, negate the heat of the gay ass regular flame and after wreaking havoc going down its throat and reach the stomach we go wild!
We tried to do this with logic and planning. WELL I SAY WE KICK REASON TO THE CURB AND JUST DO IT
THE DICE GODS WILL FAVOR THE BOLD
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>>1534112
They'll be digested m8
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>>1534111
that is just a 1/100
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>>1534112
>>1534065
Yeah tried that.
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>>1534116
They are already kind of digested but the parts that aren't can prbs fleshcraft into a pretty nasty gut worm
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>>1534112
>A small lake of green fire boils in the bottom of it's throat!
There ain't shit down there.
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>>1534115
IT USES FIRE TO HEAT ITS BLOOD UP TO 220 DEGREES FAHRENHEIT! IT'S HOT ALL THE WAY DOWN! DON'T BE FUCKING RETARDED!!
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>>1534122
Okay find then open scissor portal from inside the throat into eyehole, wait for breath then victory
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>>1534114
we could try this, the upper part of the mouth is very thin and can be pirced to get to the brain
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>>1534125
We can't fucking do that, we're more than stressed and it's a dice roll on where we end up in situations like this.
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I am allowing an extra 5 minutes for the final arguments and votes to be had. Then I shall perform the great count-ening.

bless you, slayer of great beasts

Also for those worried about the neck/shoulder wording. The AC of the creature on it's neck is lower than it's body but it's higher than 11. I had to justify Anon missing in some fashion and didn't want to say you air-balled it because his aim was in fact true. You came out of nearly 100feet in the air with your arm fully extended. It was awesome. If you had rolled higher it would have been spectacular but you cannot win them all. I am not your enemy, friends.
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>>1534115
dude, its magic fire not regular fire, we are in a land full of magical bullshittery
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>>1534124
We probably should have shared that with the thread.
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>>1534044
>>1534102
Ok then,lets just stab the damm thing until it has to spit us.
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>>1534144
I think this is OK plan! At least until it opens its mouth and we can fall out. Then heals and funyons will be had.
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>>1534144
Stab it in the roof of its mouth? Like in Dragonheart?
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>>1534046
Okay, changing my vote a bit:

Stab the roof of the drake's mouth while using BFB.
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>>1534134
This is why Discord and IRC groups are complete cancer.

if you're going to post information, post it in the fucking thread so everyone cans see it.
>>
my friends...

It is time to count.
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>>1534144
Just so you know.
Muscle is still recovering
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>>1534124
>>1534133
>>1534134
Okay, geez.
Lets just open up a portal to some place safe, quickly grab the funyons from our pad and then flood the things mouth with thick gooby swamp water.
Come on guys, we can totally do this.
Sure it's cheap, but come on, we need to use all we got, so lets cheese this motherfucker.
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Rolled 14, 1, 2, 11, 13, 20, 9, 18, 15, 18 = 121 (10d20)

Pre-preemptively clearing dice.
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>>1534043
I was this guy,

I like this idea down here
>>1534151
>>
Blow ourself selves up and then reconstruct ourselves
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>>1534160
4 to 2 loss

Damn it dude
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Rolled 68, 204, 240, 179, 630, 615 = 1936 (6d666)

casting the bones for our chances
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Rolled 14, 15 = 29 (2d20)

Warming up the dice, bois.
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>>1534191
looks like w got 2 chance
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

The votes.

>Combust yourself
1 vote

>BFB STAB the roof of it's mouth
9 votes

>SCISSORS RETREAT
After the vote changes?
1 votes

The Path
Is
DECIDED

ROLL
STRENGTH!!!
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Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
COME ON BIG BOY! I BELIEVE IN YOU! MY BATTLE BROTHER! MY SOUL SISTER!
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1534211
CMOON
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
VAMOS VAMOS,TAPU LELE!
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1534211
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
PLEASE DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1534211
>>
Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
Time to do or fucking die
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1534211
>>1534214
Off to a good start
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Rolled 14 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1534211
Time to die
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

FIGHT ANON
DO IT FOR AKUUUUUU
>>1534211
>>
holy fuck. all these rolls
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>>1534211
>>1534211

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8gwvrr-M2pY

SAVE US SHEAN CONNERY
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
I MUST REDEEM MYSELF
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>>1534232
AKUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

WE BE GOIN EXTRA THICCC FOR THICC DRAKE
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

I'm gonna kill myself if this is a 1
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Rolled 16 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
Goddamn it, Com'on Dice Gods!
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1534232
LONG AGO IN A DISTANT THREAD! YOU, AKU UNLEASHED AN UNSPEAKABLE ROLL! BUT A FOOLISH ALGORITHM WIELDING RIGGED ROLLS STEPPED FORTH TO OPPOSE YOU!

BEFORE THE FINAL BLOW WAS STRUCK YOU OPENED A PORTAL IN TIME AND FLUNG HIM INTO THE FUTURE, WHERE YOUR GOOD ROLLS ARE LAW!

NOW THE FOOL SEEKS TO RETURN TO THE PAST AND UNDO THE FUTURE THAT IS AKU!
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I still hold hope.
https://youtu.be/zNVZzXgMdXs?list=FL7s4tjbJMEALjrk0scJbG8w
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>>1534260
Gotta get back, back to the past algorithms jack.
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

I belieeeeeve
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1534211
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>>1534232
>>1534232

WINNAR!

>20 TOTAL

>>1534214
>>1534217
-4


>>1534225
+2!

>18 total

https://youtu.be/P0xZ4zkKQkY

>You grit your jaw to tight you feel ligaments pop
>Your brain is going to squeeze out of your eyesockets
>This thing is so strong
>It's teeth are stabbing into your arm
>A: "You...cunt."
>You try to get your footing
>you slip
>A: "RR! You massive SHIT EATING CUNT!"
>You SLAM your foot down into the TEETH!
>You impale yourself to get the leverage you need
>Every muscle in your weakening body shakes
>Every fiber groans like a steel beam beneath the weight of a hundred Jihadi plane attacks
>Just like those beams howver
>You
>Don't
>Melt
>A: "AAAAAHHH!!!"
>You stab!
>SHUNK!
>Blood SPRAYS down onto you!
>It burns your skin
>You don't feel it
>Your soul is hotter than this putrid lizard's fire now
>Your magic
>It makes this blood into your power

>ANONYMOUS HAS DEALT 11 DAMAGE
>THE DRAKE IS NOW BLEEDING FOR 5 DAMAGE A TURN
>ANON HAS DEALT 16 DAMAGE
>reduce to half
>ANON DEALS 8 DAMAGE AND REGAINS 8 HP!

>ANON IS AT 20 HEALTH!
>A: "Fuck you!"
>D: "RRAAAHHHH!!!"
>A: "AAAAAAHHH!"

>That's when you hear something down below...
>A grinding
>A mashing
>A: "Wha?"

Zombina rolled her attack and critically hit.

>SHE BURROWS INTO THE MONSTER'S FOOT!
>SLICING FLESH APART!
>SHE PULLS A TOE BONE OUT AND SHATTERS IT IN HER NEW MONSTROUS TEETH!
>The thirst for blood has taken her...
>The HUNGER FOR FLESH ARISES!

ZOMBINA'S VORPAL CLAWS DEAL TRIPLE DAMAGE ON CRITS

ZOMBINA HAS DEALT 27

TWENTY FUCKING SEVEN DAMAGE

>The monster topples a bit
>It stumbles, screaming into the air
>You leap from it's mouth and glide down into the water
>Just as you land however...
>You look up to see Zombina leap for the water
>Then get crushed beneath the heel of the Monster's foot
>CRAWNCH!
>There's no noise
>No Screams
>Susan disappears in the now blackened mud-hole the foot leaves behind
>Her lifeless head floats away from the sight
>Still intact
>Her frightful body has been utterly decimated and her soul sent back to the void
>You can't hear her now
>Only the hateful screams of the Drake
>D: "RRRRRRAAAAAAAUUUUGGH!!"
>It's boiling body starts to lumber for you
>Eyes alight with green magic
>It's limping on that ruined foot
>It's drooling it's own fluids everywhere

Anonymous
You stand before the beast
Alone

What do?
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>>1534330
WE RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF THE LIGHT, GREAT LANCE THROUGH THE EYE
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>>1534330
I cant believe i am saying this but let muscles slap that ass

And get zombina's head
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>>1534330
If we're going to do this, we're going to do this RIGHT! Open up housevater, grab funyons and eat funyons for max heals. Then we avenge our girl.
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>>1534330
Get those funyons,now!
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>>1534330
RECKLESSLY STAB UPWARD KILL THIS BITCH
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>>1534330
Eat Funyons and Dodge! It's bleeding, hit it when it tries to heal it's internal bleeding!
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>>1534348
funyons sound good actually
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>>1534330
SAVE ZOMBINA

FRIEND FIRST

THE BLOOD WILL LEAD US BACK TO THE DRAKE
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>>1534330
FUCK.

ZOMBINA.

NO.

Our will is back to max.

Eat funyons. Then raise all dead bodies in the area to create a super undead like we did during the trash fight.
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>>1534330
We deliver the final blow, avenge Susan!
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>>1534330
>Save Susan
>Maneuver onto its back; it's Rodeo Time!
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>>1534330
Eat FUnyons.
Grab Susan's head and secure inside housevator.

Take to the air again.
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>>1534330
Funyons, please. Then, we should either save Zombina's head, or raise some dead with our newfound willpower.
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>>1534353
So fly with hood +walk to save Susan + dodge attacks

Get away enough to houseBator and store Susan and get futons

Raise dead on lake in rage mode
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>>1534330

POST FOR CLARITY!


>Your WILL is now at it's maximum power of 10.

>You are at 20 HP


>The Drake will take it's BLEED damage on it's turns

bless
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>>1534330
Finish the job.

Get Susan's head... Maybe she can be saved.
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>>1534330
Fly up and Blood for Blood snipe at it. Play keep away while it bleeds out and we heal.
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>>1534346
>>1534381
I change my mind. This is great idea.
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>>1534381
We can do this next turn.
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>>1534378
So we're under half health
With full WILL

while it's bleeding
On a lake full of dead things

Ho boi


Still wanna save Susan first
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>>1534330
>>1534367
Changing to >>1534381
except save Susan while at it.
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https://youtu.be/x-u-ISaOfS4
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>>1534377
Activate flesh mecha!!! Gather up all the dead things in the lake and make a mecha in susans likeness
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>>1534381
Supporting
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>>1534378
>>1534407
Support.
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>>1534407
This. Supporting.
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>>1534330
>>1534367
>>1534398
On third thought, I instead support >>1534407
so long as it somehow means we preserve Susan.
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>>1534407
Changing to this, let's do this right, Gundam style.
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It is time...to COUNT!
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THE VOTES

>ATTACK
2 Votes

>RANGE BFB
5 votes

>DEAD MECHA
5 votes

>FUNYONS
7 votes


WE HAVE

A TIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1534438
OooOOOOOOOOOoOoOooOo
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>>1534438
Hoah ship!
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1534438
>>1534438
>>1534438

https://youtu.be/2A99tgALlTY

>You have to admit
>For a second there, you were scared
>Not of dieing
>Not anymore
>Of what you might lose
>Of what you might have risked
>You just watched another friend get destroyed
>Her head's floating in that dirty water
>It sickens you
>Ker-SNAP!
>You snatch her to you and spit your blood into the clouded lake
>A: "I gotta admit. I definitely started this."
>You wipe your mouth clean and find yourself smiling
>Smiling at the near 30 foot monster walking toward you
>A: "Thing is. You're out of luck. You big fucking chicken."
>You point at her
>The beast who's hide you need to save your Mentor
>To save Mom
>A: "You stand in between me and my fucking DESTINY!"
>YOUR POWER MANIFESTS!
>The sky blackens!
>THE WATER TURNS TO A SEETHING SEA OF BLOOD!
>Your eyes sizzle with pink flames
>Your mouth opens, your teeth sharpen
>Your body floats just above the surface
>A: "Nothing's going to stand in my way you hear me!"
>D: "RRRAAAHHHH!!"
>A: "NOTHING!"
>D: "RRRAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!"
>A: "Not you! NOT ANYTHING! I'LL RIP THE WORLD APART IF IT TRIES TO STOP ME!"
>You raise your arms
>The blood fills you
>The bodies rise from your snares and traps
>Viscera and muscle surround you
>You writhe
>Muscles reforms with rubbery tendons of the massacred
>A: "I AM ANONYMOUS! I MAKE MY DESTINY MY OWN!"

>You land
>Surrounded by Flesh
>With Muscles Reformed
>Into a GUN
>YOUR MAGIC BUILDS
>YOU PREPARE TO FIRE!


ROLL WILL WITH ADVANTAGE!

NEW SPELL UNLOCKED

MASSACRE
WAVE
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Rolled 15, 18 = 33 (2d20)

>>1534492
Hell yeah
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1534492
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Rolled 11, 3 = 14 (2d20)

>>1534492
FOR AKU ONCE MORE
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Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)

>>1534492
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Rolled 15, 1 = 16 (2d20)

>>1534492
FALL!
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1534492
Time for a really big bang
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1534492
May this one role of mine be good!
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Rolled 7, 8 = 15 (2d20)

>>1534492
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Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1534492
Oh look anime

RAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Rolled 17, 8 = 25 (2d20)

>>1534492
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Rolled 6, 18 = 24 (2d20)

>>1534492
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uO48mtNd4jo
THE POWER OF GOD
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Rolled 3, 20 = 23 (2d20)

>>1534492
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>>1534499
>>1534507
>>1534508
It's with advantage, so roll one more.
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ADVANTAGE MEANS 2D20 YOU DUMMIES
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Rolled 13, 8 = 21 (2d20)

>>1534492
Dice
Don't forget to add 10
Also, Funyons?
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Rolled 20, 7 = 27 (2d20)

>>1534492
I AM DEATH INCARNATEEE
>>1534513
NAAAAT 20000000000000000
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1534514
Oh, wasn't sure how that worked.
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>>1534513
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>>1534513
20 on advantage
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>>1534514
Doesn't matter now.
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Rolled 10, 15 = 25 (2d20)

>>1534492
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Rolled 14, 14 = 28 (2d20)

>>1534492
FOR SUSAN
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>>1534513
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>>1534513
nice
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Rolled 20, 6 = 26 (2d20)

>>1534492
DEATH TO THE UNBELIEVERS OF ANOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON
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>>1534492
https://youtu.be/SYwMY9skP48?t=35s
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>>1534513
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=peVLto54RfM
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Rolled 14, 20 = 34 (2d20)

>>1534492
... and of course I forgot the roll...
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>>1534546
Where is this from?
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>>1534513
>>1534519
>>1534541
>>1534549
All these twenties.
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>>1534513
>>1534519
>>1534541
>>1534549
>All these 20s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J_moHXjH7pc
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>>1534559
and they align with the world death

Coincidence?
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Rolled 7, 1 = 8 (2d20)

>>1534492
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Christ.

I hope there's enough of the Drake left over to make armor out of.
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>>1534513
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rBxzqne_gWg&index=1&list=PL3IUXJYn3UtEb1HEyOTLTH_QORRSJ1gi1
WE'LL GRAB OUR FUTURE AND FATE BY THE ASSHOLE AND MAKE! IT! OUR! BITCH! WE'RE COMING MOMMY!
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>>1534571
This sentence somehow felt wrong...like cheesy porn gone wrong
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Stop the roll
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DRAKE STATUS:REMOVED
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>>1534578
Perfect for Anon to yell

>WE'LL GRAB OUR FUTURE AND FATE BY THE ASSHOLE AND MAKE! IT! OUR! BITCH! WE'RE CUMMING MOMMY!
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Rolled 20, 14 = 34 (2d20)

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>>1534513
>>1534513


THE

WINNNARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR

https://youtu.be/Tr6BMiHMPtI


>A CRITICAL HIT
>IT NEGATES ALL OTHER ROLLS
>NO FAILURE CAN HOLD YOU BACK NOW
>NO FORCE CAN STOP YOU IN YOUR QUEST

>A: "You HEAR ME!? I AM ANONYMOUS! I AM GOING TO BE. YOUR. GOD!"
>Pink Energy erupts from the end of your arm
>Your soul
>It's Burning
>IT'S BURNING BLACK AND GOLD
>The fire reforms
>Searing heat and burning light
>Blackened hatred
>Forced into a BEAM UNLIMITED POWER
>SKRRRRRRRAAAAATTT-T-T-T-T- KERPRAAAA!!


>Anonymous has dealt 20 damage


>THE BEAST IS PIERCED THROUGH IT'S CHEST!
>It careens forward!
>Her heart is evaportated from her body!
>SHE TOPPLES TOWARD YOU
>You don't move
>You watch
>As the hole you put in your enemy collapses over you...and you stand within
>Unscathed
>You are Anonymous
>The faggot kid who once made a science fair project from his own Cum-Socks
>Now you're Anon
>The Bad Motherfucker who just killed a Godzilla beast
>You
>Have
>won


++++ MEANWHILE +++++


>Star and Marco are both waiting patiently at the park near your old neighborhood
>S: "Marco. Was Anon always the way he is now?"
>M: "What? Mean? Yeah. I used to think he was just cranky but...I'm not so sure anymore."
>S: "I -know- that arm has to be corrupting him."
>M: "Eh. Jerk or not Anon's never let anybody tell him what to do. He's the kind of guy that wins blinking contests by saying 'hey, fu- errr 'hey -fig- off I'll just go blind holding my eyelids open.' Or something."
>S: "Hm. So he's tough?"
>M: "Psh. No. Not at all. He's mentally strong but Anon lost a fight with a Cocker Spaniel over a sandwich once. Without his arm Anon's about as tough as-"

SHHHHRRRRIIIIIP

>S: "A PORTAL!"
>M: "Who's portal!?"

https://youtu.be/kskU-yZc_yo

>Your portal
>You come careening down from on high
>Riding the severed head of your fucking Monster Kill
>A tide of Swampwater comes with you
>You land, Crushing the picnic table beneath you
>You jump off, covered in yours and your enemies' blood
>Roll your shoulders
>Spit
>A: "Hey Star. Hey Marco."
>You smile
>A: "What's good, Mewgga?"


SESSION END

FOLLOW THE TWEETER BOX
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JOIN THE CANCER BOX
https://discord.gg/x25nASh

bless you all
goodnight, friends
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>>1534589
>Another 20
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>>1534591
Get some sleep you cheeky kunt.
stay snug,smug
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>>1534591
KEKED AGAIN, MARCO

AHAHAHAHAHAH!

Thanks babycakes for the Quest man. Wuz some good shit
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>>1534591
SKELETOR HERE WE GO.
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>>1534591
That'll shut Marco up for a bit while anon gets down to business with Star.

Awesome read Quest, you have a good night.
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>>1534591
Thanks for all your hard work, Quest! Have a great night / morning / day
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>>1534591
We now have a damage spell that's based off our Will. This is great.

>Fleshshape Muscles into Gun
>Add blade to gun
>Stab enemy
>Fire

Massive damage from both Strength and Will.
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>>1534591
>>A: "What's good, Mewgga?"
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hod0WtYE4SA
Perfect, I love it. Let's see if Star will find out about Mom and wanna kill us next session.
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>>1534591
Now all we need is for Anon to toss the liver to Star and the smug can be fully achieved.
Good run Quest, started strong with a 20 on the trip bamboozle I proposed, went south quick with bad rolls but we brought it home with a flood of nat 20s.
Fucking rollercoaster.
I seriously hope we got Susan's head, I don't want us to fall into a routine of having our undead bros killed every time we get into a serious scuffle, first baby skeltal, then our roach bro and now Zombina? You better not.
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Animate dead on severed head
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>>1534591
Dear Christ. Excellent session, Quest.
>>
EPILOUGE POST


>S: "What the HEEBLE JEE-"
>A: "Wait, no shut up."
>You snap your fingers, looking down at Susan's head
>You sweat
>Where is her soul!?
>You don't feel it in the ether
>You don't feel it connected to her head
>Where?
>WH-
>Pop!
>Z: "Mashta?"
>A: "OH! HOOOACHH!"
>M: "What was that noise?"
>A: " https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0yKTR2X_6LE "
>S: "Are you going to die?"
>A: "Not until a meteor hits me or the writer fucks off."
>You're concussed again
>Doesn't matter
>Somehow, Zombina is still here
>Z: "Massar!"
>You smooch her forehead
>Her laugh purifies the air around you
>You hold her like an ice-cream cone
>She squirms a little bit but not much
>A: "Hell yeah."
>Star is holding her brainium
>S: "Whussa. With. But you- The cocker spaniel."
>Z: "Hi Moon! Wike yourh Haiwr! Preedy."
>A: "You assholes got -five- minutes with me. Tops."
>M: "You invited US."
>A: "Oh..."
>You snap
>Give your best shiggy look
>Zombina does the same face as best as she is able
>A: "Riiiiight."

>Pic related is size reference for your Drake head

>ANON'S DEXTERITY HAS GONE UP
>Your dex (with Muscles) is now +5!
>You have learned the spell MASSACRE WAVE
>A spell based off of WILL that is ranged and quite Pwoerful
>It goes against AC and deals maximum will Damage
>Anon's CON has increased
>Your CON is now +7

Your WILL is dangerously close to reaching the next tier of power. Bless you all.


Duerme bien, hijos míos.
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>>1534679
>Duerme bien, hijos míos.
Buenas noches mami
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>>1534679
Thanks for running!

and Zombina (un)lives! We should be more careful with her from now on. She's useful in a fight, but unless we can be certain of her continued existence we shouldn't risk it again.

It's kind of sad that the nicest thing we've met from Mewni is our zombie.
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>>1534679
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vJU64tSAHIw
Great job Quest. I hope I'll enjoy the next session as much as this one.
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Wait a sec...Janna's back in Allied list
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>>1534787
She just had to do some thinking for a bit.
We probably have some kind of gypsy curse on us no for breaking her heart.
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>>1534679
Aw hell yeah
Now we can carve that shit into armor.
We probably have tons of spare scales, too
We should ask Hekapoo where we can sell the rest, get some money, and hit up the Home decor section of Quest Buy to replace our rekt bed.
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>>1534997
I propose our first order of business is to fashion Susan a new body out of the drakes' corpse.
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>>1535015
Imma support that
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>>1535015
Once we get what we need we should do this
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>>1534679
We have to pretend like we thought this was the male.

She had no way to prove we know otherwise. Also so we can say "wait, it takes a group of mewmen to attack something SMALLER?"

I'd be up for crafting Susan a body asap because we want our friend to have a new body. Star can't argue against helping a friend.
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>>1534708
We could probably mention that zombina is the nicest thing from mewni we've met so far.
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>>1535015
I'm all for making Susan a new body, but let's not go too crazy with the upgrades this time. I'd rather not lose too much Will bonus so our new spell can do more damage.

>>1535734
Especially a friend of her mother, apparently.
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>>1535854
There should be plenty of dead shit in the area of the battle, if I recall, so we can sub parts in so she isn't too expensive.

Does she lose all her upgrades from before? I know she wouldn't be exactly the same but would giving her drake parts give her the bonuses she used to have or different ones in the same vein? Or are we starting from scratch?
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>>1535886
There's definitely enough drake meat to make something, at least for the time being until we get a skeleton or corpse body.

Hell, we can probably ask Susan what sorta body she wants crafted from the flesh.
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>>1535960
Oh there is more than enough, the problem is that giving her a drake body is gonna be Will expensive as >>1535854 points out.

I'm hoping we continue taking her down the amazon path.
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>>1536035
>>1535854
It's cool.

One more WILL point we earn and we'll get a passive buff on our WILL based abilities, like we did before.
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>>1536053
which might mean that we could support Zombina without sacrificing WILL.
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>>1534679
Missed the session.
But...
GREEN FLAME!!!!
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>>1536116
Probably not that strong but something similar that will allow us to maintain an upgraded Susan without spending too much will.
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>>1535734
Supporting this.
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Looking at Massacre Wave's mechanics on the pastebin:

There's a charge up time, so we can't spam it and enemies can attack us during that time if they're in melee range. That's fair.

But can we charge the beam and hold it Megaman style? It seems like something we should be able to do, although charging it too much might cause Muscles to explode.

Also, can we sweep the beam for an AoE attack?

I'm so glad we finally have a good ranged attack. Combust is kinda wonky due to our (relatively) low Wisdom.
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ANNOUNCEMENT POST!

NEXT SESSION TODAY AT 7:00PM US CENTRAL TIME!

I AM A DRESS AREN'T I A PRETTY DRESS?
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>>1536577
SCRAPE THE SIDES
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>>1536577
Gon be awkward in a clothed porn setting
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>>1536577
Darn needing to go to work. least I'll have something to look forward to tonight!
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We should thank Star for the weak-spot hint.
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>>1537981
I don't think it really helped that much, considering the bulk of the damage we did to the thing was from our trap, Susan being amazing, and our god damn massacre wave. We did, like, seven damage going for the base of the neck. If anything, if I didn't know any better I'd say she gave us faulty information.
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>>1537981
Just give her a liver and consider us even.
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>>1538014
That works for me.
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>>1537999
The info was actually useful,we just failed to make use of it.
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>>1538027
>Implying we just gonna kill one drake
Come on anon we got allys to arm as well
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>>1538027
.......... You know, I'm fairly sure we would've attacked the neck in general anyway. So you know..... not like she told us its kryptonite was the apple fish or whatever. Just gave us obvious and general advice.
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I for one want to encourage more help when we can get it.
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Guys, stop being petty, a quick thanks and giving her the liver costs us fucking nothing
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>>1538072
OK. Just makin' sure no one acted like Star gave us vital information that won the battle or nuttin.
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>>1537999
That was because of our shit rolls, but I'm sure had we done the same attack anywhere else we'd have done much less damage.
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>>1538090
No, I'm pretty sure the attack would've been the same. From what I've seen the only major difference was about 5 AC in the neck compared to the body. Basically, the neck was easier to hit.

Even then, it wasn't even like the base of the neck, which some people acted like was the true vital information, was even weaker than the rest of it. To my understanding, the entire neck was the same AC wise. And even then, who the fuck wouldn't go for the neck. I would've voted for attacking the neck with or without Star's advice.
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SESSION START

https://youtu.be/9Qt0zHVyTYA?list=PLeRGKarlgNylWbtR52r-tYsYxFkOlTWak

>Guess who?
>It's Ya boi
>Anonymous
>The guy who just came crashing into his first formal meeting on top of a 900lb Drake Head
>You currently have a waterfall of swamp water cascading behind you
>Nice backdrop
>M: "Dude, close your portal the whole Park's gonna flood."
>A: "You're just worried about your socks getting wet."
>That's not ya boi
>That's ya former boi
>Marco Diaz
>Now you have two bois
>Zombina
>A dismembered head with crocodile teeth
>...and Muscles
>Your own right arm
>Who is still a little hype about the fact he can turn into a literal meat-cannon
>He's gently doing the worm off of you every now and then, or sassily snapping at the drake face
>You are so ready to get this over wi-
>There is a Wand in your face
>Right at your nose
>The five pointed Star Crystal in the center shimmers
>S: "Enough games."
>This girl is the opposite of ya boi
>She's Star Fucking Butterfly
>Magic Princess
>Somebody who came into your life at the worst time
>Taking all the good parts of it in her tidal wave of sunshine and puppy-sprinkles
>Then she punched you in the face
>Sure, you may have called her a REDACTED first but she violated the NAP
>You glare, Muscles bulging out with spines and mass
>A: "You remember the last time you pointed that thing at me?"
>S: "I do...it would be a heck of a fight to put you down. I can see that."
>A: "You want that fight?"
>S: "Are you bringing it?"
>A: "I only punch to get what I want. If I wanted to punch you, it would have happened by now. I. Am here. To talk."
>Star hesitates
>Lowers the Wand but then brings it back up
>Marco steps up and lowers it again for her
>He nods reassuringly
>She still looks nervous

What say?
What do?
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>>1538123
>"Here's your stupid liver, now where's glossaryck?"
Chuck the croco liver over to her and tap our foot slightly impatiently .
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>>1538123
Start with hashing shit out with Marco?
We'll get to the glossaryk situation in time.

We can straight tell her a unicorn told us to talk to him.
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>>1538123
First, we need to ask for some help with the drake. We can't keep all that meat to ourselves without it eventually going bad.

Next, let's get right to the point. We want to talk with Glossaryk.
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LUNA aka mama
LORE TIME
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>>1538139
Supporting
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>>1538139
Lets try to get tempers to cool a bit. She's itching with her finger on the trigger
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First off, when asking Glossy about shit, don't talk about the book. Loose lips sink ships, and I'm not willing to chance him having a personal stake on Earth to the point he would report a kid working to resurrect a world-eater to the MHC.

Ask about advice on spell casting, or useful trinkets for general survivability.
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>>1538145
MORE LUNA LORE
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>>1538123
Drop the liver in front of her. Bring it up so she can see it, then drop it at her feet. Make her pick it up herself.
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>>1538139
Supporting.
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>>1538123
>"Oh yeah, here's that liver you asked for."
>BREAK APART YOUR HATES AND IRES
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>>1538154
Sounds good just need to ask about luna tho
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>>1538154
> don't talk about the book
Dude, we are literally here to talk to him about THE BOOK. Pretentious Unicorn Guy sent us here so we could get the book translated. If we're not here to talk about book, why the fuck are we even here? There's a million other SAFER people we could've gone too for simple shit like god damn trinkets and spells.
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>>1538123
Giving her the liver and say we would like to talk to Glossaryk.
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>>1538163
The unicorn didn't know shit about the book nothing we dont already know so we ask about luna
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>>1538171
He could read it, he just refused to talk to us about the darker shit and pointed us to glossy for him to read it for us. If we're not here for him to do that, WHY ARE WE HERE!?
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>>1538163
We are here because quest gave no choice. We just said yes all of a sudden.

One thing to do would be asking about his former colleague, Luna. For us to get a better understanding of who she is and whether we support her or not.
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Give her the liver. And ask her about Glossaryk.

ALSO
We need to call Hekapoo
We said we'd bring someone o the negotiations and she can cover for us. we also need to contact her to ask her about the drake corpse.
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>>1538123
Offer her the liver and also try to dissuade her through telepathy. "You really dont want me as your enemy Star. Last call"
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Did Zombina lose her thick body forever?
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>>1538159
>>1538157
>>1538139
>>1538139
>>1538140
>>1538182
>>1538185

Roll CHARISMA!
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>>1538182
Not a bad idea
"Star's pointing her wand at my head. Can you drop by quick?"
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1538194
Charisma
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
Time to fuck up
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
LAST CALL STAR
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
DON'T SPERG OUT
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>>1538194
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1538194
>Charisma

We fucked up
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
Maybe we can stop being completely antagonistic against her and at least keep the heat level?
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Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1538194
rolling good start
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
GET TO THE POINT SMALLS!
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
Here's hoping for the best.
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>>1538218
YES
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>>1538218
>19+3+2-2

Fuckin' nice one.
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>>1538218
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
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>>1538181
>>1538181

You asked the Unicorn about your book.
You were told where to ask for more info.
You voted to ask Star Butterfly about her source for said info.
You have been provided every choice.
If you wanted, and the votes coincided then you could stroll off and have a corn dog, leaving Star and Marco to their own devices.

I highly suggest you remember, friend.
I am not your enemy
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>>1538218
19 + 4 + 2 20s

so we're at 27
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>>1538241
23 we got two 1s
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>>1538239
>>1538223
Really?

We were already a 25
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>>1538241
There are two 1's, so it's just 19 +4
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>>1538248
eh. fuck you
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Did we get stat gains from the football game?
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>>1538214
Well it's not like we can convince them to help by using our other stats. What are we going to roll, Will?

>"HEYGUYSCHECKOUTMYNEWLASERGUN"
>Fire Massacre Wave into the air
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
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>>1538240
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>>1538240
>Corn dog
Not delicious pudding
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>>1538280
Hell yeah!
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>>1538194
Let's save this thang
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
Forgot roll woops
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538194
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538240
git gud
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>>1538390
STOP
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>>1538218
>>1538218

The winner!!

Charisma is +4
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
19 + 4 = 23!

>>1538211
+2
>>1538212
+2!

>>1538223
-2

>>1538239
-2


>23 total


>A: "Alright look. Let's get one thing straight."
>You pull out the Liver you promised Star
>You almost throw it at her but catch yourself
>Then offer it
>A: "I don't owe you -any- answers. I have my own business. My own goals."
>You shake the liver juice off of Muscles
>Mango stink fills the air
>S: "You don't have to owe someone to be nice to them."
>A: "Well, when have you ever been nice to -me- ?"
>S: "When I MET you! Before you started being a big jerk!"
>Marco puts up his HOL UP hands
>M: "Guys. Stop."
>A: "I asked for your help, alright? That was pretty hard to do on it's own. Which should be obvious."
>You motion to the head of the fucking Dinosaur you slaughtered to get here
>A: "Considering what I'll undertake by myself."
>S: "You killed a female..."
>Star walks up the head
>Pokes it
>The skin wriggles a bit
>S: "She has eggs."
>What
>A: "I need the scales because there's something really important I need to do."
>S: "Which you won't tell me?"
>A: "No."
>S: "So why should I help you!?"
>A: "You don't have to help me."
>S: "If you don't want me to help you then why did you ask?"
>A: "I -want- you to help me because I'm man enough to know when I need help. I'd just rather fight hundred foot Monsters in a swamp first."
>S: "You're crazy."
>You point to yourself with Muscles thumb
>A: "I'm Anonymous...and I prefer the term 'driven.'"
>Star narrows her eyes, waiting on your next words
>A: "If you help me then maybe. JUST maybe I'll accept that you've got some good in you."
S: "Some go- Whu- You- Marco HE-"
>A: "...and MAYBE you'll help me save somebody I really care about."
>Star stops dead once she puts two and two together
>S: "I thought you said all your goals were your own."
>A: "The people I love -are- part of what's mine. Helping them is helping myself. I refuse to let anything else happen to them."
>You pick Zombina's head up
>A: "I'd rip the world's tongue out and serve it back in a shit sammich if it tries to hurt anyone else I love. Now. I need your help. So you can either get with the helping or get out of my way."
>Star considers some things
>Marco looks pretty not-ok with the way you're carrying yourself
>M: "When did you get so selfish."
>A: "When I realized how little I could rely. on you."

>A gang of passing melanin enriched boys shout OOOOOOOOOO as they pass

>S: "Ok."
>M: "What!?"
>S: "I'll help you."
>She passes you a book
>It's nothing like yours
>Huge
>THICC
>Messy
>S: "Good luck talking to him."
>A: "Don't wish luck on me."
>You crack open the cover
>A: "Luck's an even bigger asshole than I am."

ROLL
WILL
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>>1538390
W H Y
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Rolled 13, 11, 13, 16, 12 = 65 (5d20)

>>1538394
You've made a powerful enemy today, sign
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1538398
>>1538398
the dice
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Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
IF WE COULD HANDLE MOM WE CAN HANDLE THIS TINY SHIT!
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Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
>>1538398
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 10 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1538398
Time to panic
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Rolled 2 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538409
TAPU KOKO
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Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538409
>>1538398
GLOSSARYK

DON'T ASK US FOR PUDDING
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Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 17 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
Fortune favors the bold.
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Rolled 12 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538409
Stand back, I got this.
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
>Rollin
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
Rolling.
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>>1538398
>>1538398

CLARIFICATION POST

>ZOMBINA IS CURRENTLY A SMALL CLASS HEAD

>SHE TAKES UP ONE WILL POINT

>YOUR WILL IS +9
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>>1538430
>>1538430
27 yo!
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Rolled 19 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 11 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1538398
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Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538398
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Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538409
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Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538398
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>>1538430
Not half bad!
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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538398
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Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538398
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 4 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538398
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Rolled 6 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1538398
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>>1538494
>>1538495
Stop.
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>>1538474
>>1538494
>>1538495

What the fuck?
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>>1538430
>>1538430

WINNER!
>27
>Zombina is costing 1 WILL to upkeep
>27 - 1

>26 total

>You're nothing
>Everything is gone
>Whiteness
>A void surrounds you
>Where did the book go?
>Where is the world
>Your world
>It -is- your world right?
>You're adrift
>fffFFFwip!

https://youtu.be/9Am1iq5a9D8

>You're back
>Standing in a small pool of your own sweat
>You look up
>Floating there, above the open book is...
>A: "It's an asphyxiated Keebler elf."
>A tiny man with azure skin is held alot on the air
>A dreamy smile is chisled into his face
>Both of his eyes are closed yet you know his attention is on you
>A music seems to waft off of him
>An energy
>You see your reflection in the red rock that sits in the middle of his forehead
>G: "Hello, Star."
>He opens his eyes, smiling peacefully at you
>G: "Anonymous."
>S: "Anon. This is Glossaryck. My magic teacher."
>G: "A pleasure."
>He offers you a hand
>It has six tiny blue fingers
>He smells like Fritos and the Essence of the cosmos

What do?
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>>1538501
Shake it, I guess.

Use Muscles, his hand's already dirty.
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>>1538501
Return handshake.

>"I've been told you've had a hand in making this"
>Show him the book
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>>1538501
>Shake it
"How's it going?"
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>>1538501
>Shake his hand with your Human hand
>"You know me?
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>>1538501
"You're the strongest magic user to ever live?
....You're smaller than I expected"
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>>1538501
>"HI Glossaryck, nice to meet you."
Shake hand.
>"I need to read this book"
Show THE BOOK!
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>>1538501
>>1538501
>Instrumental - Hanuman Chalisa
Aw sheet Glossark look cool on this one.

Shake it.
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>>1538501
>>1538510
Essentially, >>1538511 and >>1538507
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>>1538511
Supportan
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>>1538501
Special Bro handshake, only for Bros who know how to handshake like Bros.
See if he's down.
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>>1538501
Shake his hand,
"Pleasure is all mine."
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>>1538525
Supporting
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>>1538501
"you are bigger then i expected?"
say in a reallycreepy way "i like how you smell"
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>>1538501
Shake his hand, make some sort of offering. Maybe the liver was for him?
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>>1538525
supporting let DO THIS BRO
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>>1538534
SUPPORT!
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>>1538501
Shake his hand,
"Likewise."
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>>1538534
>>1538542
Really?
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>>1538528
supporting
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>>1538511
>>1538507
These
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>>1538501
Shake his fucking hand you dip.
Use your human hand, though.
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>>1538528
Supporting, we need to really suck his dick and get into his good graces if we want him to share THE BOOKS secrets.
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>>1538528
support
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>>1538544
>>1538542
>>1538534
>>1538525
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>>1538571
what did he mean by this?
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>>1538565
Hey, how do you feel about fungal minions? I've been giving it some thought and it sounds really cool, your thoughts?
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>>1538565
What do you think about fungal minions?
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>>1538507
This.
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>>1538522
What this guy said
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>>1538511
this
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>>1538587
>>1538589
why are you asking? blank confused face
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>>1538603

I think you know why.....Sir can you come with us?
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>>1538603
or is it a smile? or a frown? or a smug face? can anyone tell what the shroom on shrooms expresion is?
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>>1538614
it's very clearly a happily content face
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So friendly. So forward!

I'm flattered.


ROLL CHARISMA ONCE MORE!

>A: "How do you know my name?"
>G: "I can see into your -mind-SHRRRWOOOOOSSH!"
>He made the noises with his mouth
>They also came from the air
>His crystal blinks in rapid succession
>G: "It's a hot mess! Still. I can see plenty of wonderful adventures in there. Not to mention I'm just glad to meet a fellow walker of the realm-psionic. So what do you need of me, Black Sun?"
>A: "Wh-"
>G: "A high-five?"
>He raises a foot and turns it into a hand
>Muscles withdraws from it
>G: "Directions?"
>He grows a thousand arms from his body which are the size boa constrictors
>They point every which way imaginable
>Showy
>A: "Your magic it's-"
>G: "Unique. All magic is."
>He pokes into your chest
>G: "Because it comes out of here."
>A: "My heart?"
>G: "You have a heart?"
>A: "Hah."
>G: "From your SOUL my boy!"
>A: "It isn't weird to you that I have magic?"
>He pauses you
>Pushes his finger into his nose
>Further
>Further
>Deeper
>It comes out of his ear and scratches his eye
>G: "Kid, at this point I've seen enough weird to not let it stop me from being friendly."
>Friendly
>That's a nice change of pace
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
>ROLL CHARISMA ONCE MORE!
Swiggity swole check out my roll
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1538641
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
Let's go
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Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
At least he seems chill......
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>>1538649
Aspautismergers.
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1538641
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
leeeeet's go!
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
DON'T FUCK UP
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
COME ONE BABY

GIMME A 20
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
tell him about the buritto thing
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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>>1538649
Welp that was a good try.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
Rolling.
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>>1538671
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did you do that? super!
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
oh shit,time to save the day!
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1538641
>4+4+2-2-2 = 6

Fucks sake, goys.
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Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

I already rolled so this doesn't count but I wanna see if I can roll a 1 too
>>1538667
>>1538675
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Let's offer buy some pudding to smooth this shit over.
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
>>
Rolled 2, 7, 14, 17, 10, 7, 17, 19, 4, 5, 18, 10, 4, 11, 2 = 147 (15d20)

Too many 1's.
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Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538675
boi
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>>1538685
We don't have any
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Rolled 9 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
Pls don't sperg
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>>1538685
it works or we could out weird him and earn his respect so we need to be as gross as possible
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Rolled 10 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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>>1538677
>WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!! how did you do that? super!
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
ALREADY FUCKED ANYWAY
GOTTA ROOOOOOLL
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>>1538718
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1538641
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>>1538727
now belly dancer with booty and snake arms
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>>1538727
is that marco?
>>
keep rolling, we need more 1s
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>>1538741
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>>1538751
i am confused? WHY BONER!!!!!
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>>1538757
Underage please leave
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>>1538762
just confused if its a girl with no breasts or a guy with a sexy jiggly booty that have a girls hair style
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>>1538770
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>>1538649
>>1538649

>Winner!
>8 total

>>1538667
>>1538671

-2 AND +2

>>1538675
-2
>6 total

>A: "I need your help."
>G: "Well you certainly need someone's."
>Z: "Hai Moon!"
>G: "Oh and who's this?"
>Glossaryck picks Zombina up with some sort of mind-beam
>G: "A construct. Springy! Supple! Very fine craftsmanship."
>S: "Glossaryck that's a zombie! You can't possibly be ok with Zombies that's dark magic!"
>G: "Star?"
>S: "Y-yes?"
>G: "My Princess."
>S: "Yes?"
>G: "My future Queen."
>S: "Ye-"
>Star has a big blue toe over her mouth
>Star turns green
>G: "Shhhhh."
>While she's choking the blue dude floats down, riding atop Zombina's head
>You pull out what's left of the book
>His face drops immediately
>G: "What is that?"
>He gently removes the shredded papers from your grasp
>He pours over them
>G: "W- This is -my- writing. These are my notes!"
>He leans out from behind the leather cover
>G: "Where did you get this?"
>A: "That's what I need your help with. I need somebody to read this book to me. Because the person who owned it they..they helped me and now they're gone."
>Glossaryck closes the book and looks at you
>His eyes are different
>Harder
>You can feel him pushing your mind's defenses
>G: "Who was it?"
>You lower your own brows and steel your head
>A: "If you can read my mind then why don't you just do that?"
>He stops
>All the pressure
>All the intensity
>Everything
>He laughs
>A bon-bon manifests from the air
>G: "Because you're resisting. I don't expect you to trust me right away... and it would seem rude to crack you open."
>He opens the bon-bon
>He drizzles sugary goo into his mouth
>G: "mmmm Tasty!"
>A: "Listen, Blue Man Group."
>G: "Those are my cousins, not me and I don't acknowledge any of them."
>A: "Chop Bluey."
>G: "Mmmm Good reference but I feel their albums got a little weak after Serj did that solo album."
>A: "Stop dancing around me!"
>G: "Speak plainly and the answer will be made so."
>Damnit
>You couldn't finesse him
>He's clearly concerned and...he hasn't given you THE BOOK back
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>>1538790
Dammit...
>Speak plainly
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>>1538790
>>1538790

CONT

>A: "Give that back to me."
>G: "Why? Didn't you say you couldn't read it."
>A: "Give it BACK!"
>Glossaryck opens THE BOOK
>Points to the very first page at a series of bloody dashes
>G: "Do you see that? Nemo-Namo Ni Normi Mano."
>A: "I don't speak space Spic."
>G: "It's my name. These spells were mine."
>He eyes the pages
>G: "Although I do not for the life of me remember making them..."
>He scratches his chin
>Rubs his stomach
>Eats a bread
>All at once
>Your temper is flaring


What do?

>Snatch the book
>Tell him about Luna
>Lie
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
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>>1538808
Grab the book! GRAB IT NOW! We can tell him about her after we secure THE BOOK!
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
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>>1538808
LIE
FOR THE LOVE OF GOD LIE
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>>1538808
No way around this.

We gotta tell him about Luna. Fucking shit.
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>>1538790
>>1538808
Patience Anon.
>Lie
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>>1538790
>Someone who knew you when you were less peaceful.
>She also called you The Scholar.
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>>1538808

>>1538815
FIRST WE MUST HAVE THE BOOK BACK
>Tell him about Luna
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DO NOT TELL HIM ABOUT LUNA, NOT WHILE STAR IS AROUND
WE DON'T KNOW HOW HE'LL REACT
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
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>>1538808
>Lie
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>>1538822
support
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>>1538812
>>1538814
>>1538817
>>1538819
>>1538830
>>1538831

NOOOOOOOOO!!!! NOT WHILE HE'S HOLDING THE BOOK! AT LEAST TAKE THE BOOK BACK SO IF HE FREAKS WE CAN RUN!
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>>1538808
If you guys are going to tell him about Luna,at least do it through telepathy
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>>1538808
>>Snatch the book
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
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>>1538808
>Open apartment
>Invite Glossy in and only Glossy
>Close door.
>He is now under the laws of hospitality
>Serve food and drink and offer a place to rest and request confidentiality ( He is bound to obey)
>Full disclosure
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>>1538808
Tell him about Luna, fuck the liars.
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>>1538808
>Tell him about Luna
>With Telepathy
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>>1538808
Snatch the book.

Then tell him about Luna.
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>tell him about Luna
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>>1538844
support we must do this star must not know
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>>1538844
Changing to this
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>>1538844
Gloss does whatever he wants you know that right
Or
DID YOU NOT WATCH THE SHOW MEWGGA?
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>>1538808

>>1538818
changing to this
>>1538844
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>Not voting to secure the book first.

What's wrong with you.

We can tell him anything later o but we NEED to make sure the book is with us.
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>>1538882
Because

>ROLL FOR DEX
>1
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>>1538834
>>1538808
>>1538825
ALL my support to this my vote >>1538844
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>>1538885
Trying and failing is better than never trying at all.
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>>1538882
Absolutely this.
Are you all insane? We can't just talk about Luna, let alone talk about her in front of Star. We should at least try to get The Book back before we talk about her.
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>>1538844
This is good
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>We tell him about Mom
>He doesn't like that we have her book
>He destroys book because we never grabbed it back
>All hope is lost because everyone was so autistic they couldn't even read simple fucking human emotions

God y'all're retarded! You're not even giving reasons as to why we should tell him. You're just saying "tell him" like brain dead idiots!
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>>1538808
>>1538822
This wasn't a vote. I am supporting this >>1538844 because this is the kind of thing I don't want being told to Star.
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Announcement

WE ARE PAUSING FOR ONE HOUR

These votes are some of the most important in all of Star vs Quest.

I implore you to think very carefully. To think of everything you have learned thus far. When I return I shall count the votes. Each one will be tallied and I shall write...
Possibly the most relevant post in all my career.

Vote true, friends.

bless
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>>1538911
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>>1538790
Get that book back
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>>1538808
>>Tell him about Luna
I hope to god this doesn't fuck us over... but I have faith in Glossy.
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>>1538808
>Snatch the book
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>>1538911
Fuckin' hell, if it's that important, might as well switch votes.

>>1538844
Keep Star out of the loop. She aint hearing shit.
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>>1538911
>Tell him about Luna, especially in front of Star
>No Apartment Invitation, no Take Book Back First, no Snatchin', no nothing.
Good men need no reason to be so discrete about a noble cause.
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>>1538844
>>Serve food and drink and offer a place to rest and request confidentiality ( He is bound to obey)
No he's fucking not.
Glossaryk is not a vampire.
You think he couldn't just tell Star about it later?


WE NEED TO HAVE THE BOOK ONE

We need to ask him firmly for the book ONE MORE TIME.
We can tell him we'll answer all of his questions if he promises not to try and take it back again against our will.

After he agrees and promises so, THEN we can talk.
If he doesn't and won't give us back the book. Well...
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>>1538909
>>1538808
Tacking on us politely asking for THE BOOK back before we tell him.
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This is an example of how bad our lying skills are
You really want to lie with rolls like these?
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>>1538844
Supporting.
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>>1538931
It doesn't matter if we see our cause as noble, BECAUSE THEY FUCKING WON'T!
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>>1538808
changing from >>1538920 to >>1538844
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>>1538844
i vote for this
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Jack off furiosly on Star and then slap Marco on the face before cunt punting glossy
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>>1538950
And they DEFINITELY won't if we come off like as though this is something we shouldn't easily discuss with them.
If we also tell him about how we saw good in Luna (What with the little bit of change to her after we BfB'd Man-Arm), they should be more enticed to care.
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>>1538846
support if we dont invite him into our apartment
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>Everyone worried about what Star will do
>Not about what Glossaryck, the infinitely more powerful and smart person will do

WHY!?
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>>1538970
support
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>>1538844
>>1538808
FIRST

We have to ask him for the book again. Firmly..

Then we can talk more politely in housevator.
We need to be on even ground when discussing this.

Him holding the book without our will is not appropriate for a polite conversation.

ASK FOR THE BOOK FIRST
MAKE HIM PROMISE HE WONT TAKE IT AWAY
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>>1538993
support
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>>1538993
YOU KNOW WHAT! THIS! ASK FOR BOOK FIRMLY! THIS IS A NICE MIDDLE ROAD OF GETTING THE BOOK BACK AND NOT SHOWING INSTANT HOSTILITIES!
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>>1538993
Quick reminder:

If Glossaryck is as all-powerful as he is played to be, we accomplish literally nothing if we take the book back, except come off like we need to totally hide something.
After all, what's to stop him from just magic-ing it back into his hands?
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>>1538993
This
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>>1538909
>>1538937
>>1538993
Christ alive, supporting.
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>>1538993
I'll support this.

Promise to tell him what you know about the book, but we must have it back first. It belonged to someone precious to us and it's all we have left of her.
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>>1539010
Him promising not to do it in front of Star.

Yes, is a pretty weak excuse but we don't have alot of leverage in here to begin with.
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>>1538808
Can we just tell him half truths and ask for the book back
"My magic godmother from another reality gave me the book. She means alot to me and only ever wanted the best for me. That book is all i have left of her, she is the means world to me."
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>>1538993
This is probably the best we're gonna get. There are too many unknowns to make any other choice without having a huge chance of completely screwing ourselves over.
I support this.
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>>1538808
Supporting:
>>1538993
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>>1538844
I am behind this. A king needs to know when to cool their shit. We need to be upfront and he doesn't generally give a fuck.
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>>1538978
Peeps being retarded and on the Star hate side of the fence.
There's nothing wrong with animosity but these guys are so hung up on hating, they are blind to the actual threat.
also, supporting >>1538993
Lets not burn any bridges by immediately acting like we're going through withdrawal from The One Ring here.
Considering Glossaryck's powers, he's definitely putting the ball in our court on purpose to see what we do.
For once, we need to reel in our autism.
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>>1538808
>>1538819
>>1538923

Fuck it, 2nd change, going for this >>1538993
fella.
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>>1539069
Shit man, I hate Star more than anyone here, and even I can see that Glossaryck matters WAAAYYY more than her. Which is why I don't like him holding our one last fragment of hope.
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>>1538993
Yes I agree with this
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>>1538808
>>1538830
Changing to support this >>1538993
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>>1538820
>>1538993
OK then,if we are going to spill the beans,at least we will do it in our way.
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>>1538808
>>1538871
I AM CHANGING MY SUPPORT AGAIN
to this
>>1538993
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>>1538808
Alright. Let's not get the most powerful being in the multiverse angry at us.
Let's ask nicely, open up our Housevator and get a bit of privacy and begin talking about the book. Then once in the Housevator we tell him about Luna. No point in lying to him, he'll eventually figure it out because he wrote it. If anything this could be some kind of test.
We'll see how things go from there, hopefully.
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No matter what, remain calm and polite ,even if it takes all our Will to do so
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>>1539151
this is a very good point.
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>>1538993
Supporting.
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>>1539151
If we're not going my way, I must at least ask we go for this.
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>>1538808
SECRET DEMON PATH:

BFB GLOSSARYCK
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Guys, I got an idea.
And this may sound stupid, but please, just hear me out.

What if
we take ourselves hostage, and force them to give back the book? We got nothing to live for without it, right?
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>>1538993
This
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>>1539119
>>1538993
Oh,and dont forget to say PLEASE.
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>>1539200
Do you really think Glossaryck, a being that is probably immortal, and has more important duties, cares for the life of some random dude?
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>>1539178
https://youtu.be/YSDTPPM9qsc
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>>1539268
Not supporting him, but Glossaryck wants information about the book. He can't get at the information we have if we kill ourselves.

Or maybe he can. There's probably a spell somewhere.
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>>1539285
he said he can easily break into our mind. if he wished, he can immovilize us and strip whatever kind of info he wants. we really have no kind of control over the situation right now.
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>>1538993
Changing to this, it's a private conservation we must have.
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>>1538993
Changing to this.
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>>1538993
I vote for this
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>>1538911
oh boy!!
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>>1539404
In these trying times you're a breath of calm and happiness drawfriend.
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>>1539404
Quest took away thicc Susan. Use your art powers to bring her back!
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>>1539404
Please get a patreon so I can give you money each time you draw like this pls
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>>1539404
You're too good for this world, my friend.
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>>1539404
You are a light in these dark times. You're too good for us.
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>>1539404
>The giant swamp drake trophy
>Thicc Dino-Zombie-Susan
>Motherfucking skelenigga walk

Good FUCKING G O D !
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>>1539404
i'll pay you money for this
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>>1539404
You are too good for this world my friend
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>>1539404
>Skeleton nigga walk
>Anon just keeps swaggering past Marco and Star.
>Marco's expression
Words cannot express just how perfect this is.
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>>1539404
You're a god
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I'll drop what I have as well, just to get it off my chest.
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>>1539512
Those shorts...
You are a man of taste.
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>>1538808
>>1538808
>>1538808

As was promised, I am returned...and it is time to count

https://youtu.be/KWuJWVp7jNg
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>>1539538
DOOOOOM
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>>1539512
Fuckin' nice, m8.
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>>1539512
RIP thicc susan
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>>1539538
If Glossykins can read our mind he would know what would happen should he steal the book. His forehead gem would make a fine gem to inlay the scissors we forge for our betrothal shears for H-poo
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>>1539538
https://youtu.be/QCJIN9HeqiY?t=7s
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>>1539538
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z_Xp4fMSaiQ
HERE IT COOOOOMES!
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>>1539551
>Attack Glossy
>Anon does 30 damage!
>Glossy has ???????????? out of ????????????hp
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>>1539551
>>1539551
That isn't even demon path. That's just brain dead path.
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Rolled 14, 7, 8, 9, 1, 18, 4, 19, 15, 5, 15, 6, 3, 3, 7 = 134 (15d20)

warming up some dice
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>>1539563
>>1539565

Oh sure, hes out of our league right now, but nothing will bar our path and we will remember all who cross us.
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Rolled 110, 481, 133, 635, 55, 369 = 1783 (6d666)

>>1539579
Casting the bones
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>>1539580
Yeah, no. We aren't surpassing Glossaryk in our lifetime. Hekapoo and Tom and the others is one thing. Gloss, no.
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>>1539591
What if we go beyond our mortal lifespan.
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>>1539591
You don't think death will feel the firm yet tender slap of God-Muscles?
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>>1539580
Yeah something tells me that path only lies in pain and suffering and possibly being made into a chili frito plate. Maybe after lichdom/immortality and we've had lots of babies with Jackie, Janna, Hekapoo, Maybe Star too, very slim maybe though. Only if she stops thinking we're evil and starts being a little nicer.
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The votes


>Snatch the Book, forcing your strength upon the world again. Take what's yours. Be violent. Be free and rash and wonderful and cruel.
7 votes


>Lie. Hide your heart from the world. Keep it safe. Be discreet and have all you are be as a treasure beneath the sea. The path of caution. Readiness.
4 votes...

>The Truth
23 votes
the number of destiny

Writing
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>>1539617
Never thought I'd be at the edge of my seat over what might happen next during an anonymous game on a Christian basket weaving website with a bunch of other strangers.
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>>1539649
I'm still expecting quest needing to take a hour break regardless and just wanted to fuck with us in the meantime
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>>1539404
I rate this art Ten 10/10 out of Tens raised to the power of 10 to the power of Ten outta ten.
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Come on....

COME ON
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>>1538993
>>1538844

https://youtu.be/rqy0OZgsO_I

>Your hands shake
>Your lip trembles
>A: "Give it back."
>You've never allowed yourself to be sincere before
>Too dangerous
>For both the world...and you
>Your soul
>It's had enough punishment
>Some part of you knows that now you can't pretend
>That your wall of ego holds you back
>Still, you do not beg
>You are resolute
>A: "Please. It's all I have left of her..."
>Even resolution does not hide the pain behind your actions
>Glossaryck's expression leaves serenity
>It holds a pause
>A withdraw from his coyness
>His hand floats down upon your own
>G: "You and I should talk. Do you have a place?"
>You nod
>Then pull out your Door
>A flick and home is open
>You stand tall, proud to feel this pain
>To have come so far
>You turn to insist again for Luna's body ba-
>It's in your hands
>Glossaryck gives it to you, his head bowed and both arms outstretched
>Supplicant
>Respectful
>Kind
>He floats his way up to your door
>A: "You going in?"
>A smile
>G: "Not without your invitation."
>A: "I could feel your power. Why aren't you taking what you want?"
>Glossaryck waves his hand, opening the door
>Waves of energy exude from the tiny motion like tidal waves
>G: "May I?"
>He asks again
>S: "Glossaryck. It's not safe."
>G: "Nothing is safe, my dear."
>He looks to you
>You nod
>In he goes
>G: "Nothing."
>The door closes behind you
>Glossaryck sits at your table
>G: "A lovely place. Did you make it?"
>A: "N-no."
>G: "Quest Buy?"
>A: "Yeah."
>G: "I hear they have -wonderful- chili dogs."
>A: "What do you know about Luna?"
>Glossaryck's smile doesn't turn to a frown
>It's another pause
>A: "You knew her! I know you did! Your name's in this book and this is where she came from."
>You gently place the book in your lap
>G: "I have lived a very long time, Anonymous."
>He holds his hands out
>G: "Long enough to have met many creatures, affecting their lives to the point utter ruination. Or salvation."
>A: "Why didn't you stay with them?"
>G: "Because I was going where they could not."
>A: "Why didn't you take them with you?"
>G: "Because I did not want them to suffer like I did."
>You rock back, wishing you had a chair in this bare and empty place
>G: "There is something I can do, however."
>Glossaryck folds his tiny hands into his sleeves
>G: "Because in my long life there has never been anything more plain."
>He floats to you
>Puts a palm upon your head
>With his eyes nonjudgmental, his face imploring he looks at you
>With no pity
>G: "You are a boy who is in desperate need of love...and no one has had the decency to give it to you."
>Your mouth curls
>Your chest tightens
>G: "All this time you've spent alone. Hiding. Preserving. Strengthening yourself. In a world that never gave you a reason to trust. To care. Yet you do."
>He floats down to sit in your lap
>His finger traces the air into a single symbol
>Somehow, you know what it stands for
cont
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>>1539730
https://youtu.be/KpOtuoHL45Y

>It's you
>That lonely thing
>You choke
>A: "Stop it."
>G: "Tell me, Anonymous."
>A: "Stop it!"
>G: "It's ok."
>You stand
>A: "You don't even know me you fucking cunt! You gremlin! YOU GODDAMN FUCK!"
>You're crying
>You're seething
>Power washes from you now
>Crackling seas of pink fire
>Gold Lightning
>Black clouds
>Glossaryck never breaks his eyes from you
>G: "I know one thing Anonymous."
>He grasps your hand
>G: "I know love when I see it...and whoever you're trying to save certainly showed it to you."
>DARKNESS
>LIGHT

>ALL SURROUNDING
>You fall through the void
>Alone
>You try to fight
>You spin faster
>You scream and hold onto the one thing that remains in all the futile fucking world
>You.
>Stars dissolve
>Planets explode
>Time stares on indifferent
>Matter crushes all that is
>You are Anonymous
>You are alone
>The One
>The Beast?
>The lonely boy...
>You see every face that's ever looked on you with kindness
>Your Mother, even with her eyes poisoned by your father's anger
>You remember when she held you in her arms
>Before she forgot you
>Before she let the world hurt you
>Before she left you for drugs and fitful sleep and numbness
>Your friends
>Even Marco
>How you felt wanted
>Safe
>How you felt safe...
>Before you learned the truth
>That even in the company of others
>No one could feel your feelings
>No one could see your pain
>Even the ones that didn't leave could never know your anger
>How much it hurts to WATCH the world from the island that is your mind
>Happiness...
>A: "I had to 'earn' it. I had to -take- it! There's no good world for someone like me."
>G: "I know."
>A: "I keep hurting people. The ones in my way. Like she did. Like I know she'd want me to because I CAN'T LET THEM KEEP GETTING AWAY WITH IT! I WON'T LET THEM WIN! I WON'T LET THEM HURT ME!"

cont
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>>1539816

>You roar
>You fall into the void
>Until a stillness finds you
>You see the moon
>Earthly
>Dead
>White
>Then a new moon
>It's pink
>In a sky without stars
>Your only light
>Your hear her voice again
Anonymous
>It holds your trembling face
>It soothes your heart
>Love
>You feel it now
>Maybe others couldn't understand it
>Caught up in petty things
>Their lives
>Their ways
>They can't feel this
>What you feel now
>Perfect
>Encompassing
>Pure
>Love
>Her voice fades...

>A new world appears
>You stand upon a lake of perfect pitch black
>With the moon glowing up above you can barely see Glossaryck
>G: "Anonymous."
>You look to him
>Tears streaming down your face
>G: "Do you know why you hurt the way you do?"
>A: "No..."
>G: "Do you think you deserve it?"
>You choke
>Clench your mighty fist
>Muscles is shaking
>All that he is has merged with you now
>As he realizes how the same you are
>How his hate and yours spring from the same pure well
>Of injustice
>Of despicable lonesomeness
>A: "Sometimes."
>Glossaryck hands your book to you
>G: "Well it isn't true."
>A: "I-"
>G: "It. Isn't. True."

cont
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>>1539818
Oh look. We accidentally true soul merged with muscles with the power of EMOTIONS.

Fuckin emo pussy ass bitch
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>>1539826
shhh
yer ruining the scene
Ya punk ass cracker
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>>1539826
Trippin' on phenomenal cosmic power can change a man, man.
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Thank the old magic man when he is done opening our third eye wider than the goat man. This is as much a cruel lesson as it is a kindness.
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>>1539818

https://youtu.be/ildqhZ49H9k

>G: "I ask you only this. Who are you?"
>A: "I'm nothing."
>G: "Wrong."
>A: "I'm no one."
>G: "Also wr~ong."
>He rolls his Rs
>Waves his hands again
>You're in Luna's world
>Beneath the citadel
>Something calls to you from up on high
>At the tip of the tallest tower
>Glossaryck reaches into the air and produces...
>A thread
>Only one
>He pulls it dutifully
>Gently
>Until it reaches you
>It's pink
>Silky yet strong
>It chimes like steel as it's pulled
>It sings
>G: "You're a very special boy."
>He pulls, revealing a new thread.
>Intertwined with the pink one
>G: "One of very few."
>He reaches toward the black and gold steel cord mingled in with the pink thread
>He plucks it
>Your life flashes around you
>Everything
>The pain
>The fucking glory
>Your screams of agony
>Your smile when you stood upon the ruin of your enemies
>G: "I know what it's like."
>He reaches into himself
>Produces a thread
>Tiny
>Blue
>Lustrous
>Untied to anything
>G: "I don't have anyone to guide me. Nor do I know where even my own thread goes...my quest."
>He smiles at you
>G: "Likes yours. Must be had alone. Where no one can truly follow."
>A: "Luna wanted me to follow her."
>G: "Did she?"
>Her pulls the pink thread again
>Screams
>Of a billion worlds
>Ruined
>Forgotten
>Condensed into a tune of sadness and rage so potent it can only be cut by the shrill notes of loneliness that follow
>Then of love
>You see your face
>G: "Anonymous you don't need me to READ anything for you."
>He takes the book
>Folds it
>A light begins to shine
>The book begins to crumple!
>The book begins to burn!
>A: "NO!"

cont...
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>>1539871
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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>>1539871
YOU SMURF CUNT
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>>1539878
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1dQeqL0vAM
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>>1539871
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA GLOSARYCK YOU PIECE OF SHIT MOTHER FUCKER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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We have to let mom go.
>cut the cord
>be born into the world
>stand on our own two feet
>let mama go, like all boys do
>when then become a free man
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>>1539871
https://youtu.be/QCJIN9HeqiY
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>>1539887
FUCK THAT SHIT WE PUT TOO MUCH INTO THIS
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>>1539887
DELETE
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>>1539887
Nope, Momma's going to get to watch us grow. She's not going to be our martyr.
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>>1539887
FUCK YOU
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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Waiting for the posts to be complete before reacting.
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>>1539887
>Wanting to abandon Mom
>After we were just shown we're the small bit of love in her life of pain and suffering.
>Just as she was to us
Stop
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>>1539887
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>>1539891
There was never anything more we could do. She was dead and gone long before she met us, but what little she had, she gave to us and now we are strong enough on our own to invent our own destiny. We are unbound through Luna's love. The love of a being that ate a billion worlds in her rage. A black and pure love for a wretch like us. Its going to hurt, its going to hurt so bad we will claw our way to godhood, but a good mother knows she must do what she must.
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Or, OR, he could burn the book but tie her Cord to us like a bracelet and then she'll always be with Anon.
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>>1539903
You disgust me beyond words.
Were we to meet face to face I would spit in your face.
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>>1539903
I'LL KNOCK YA IN THA GABBA M8
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EVERYONE CALM THE FUCK DOWN!!!!
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>>1539910
Whatever helps you swallow this bitter pill, but its time to take our medicine, young man. Can't be a mewling baby forever.

We harnessed our own magic.
We have our own scissors.
We have proven our manhood by slaying the dragon.
Soon we will go and take the power of a dead world as our magical scepter.

There comes a time a boy must leave the shadow of his mother behind to stand tall as a man.

This is the truth.
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>>1539923
YOUR WORDS WOUND ME, but you may be right......
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>>1539923
dude, it's been like a week
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>>1539923
To abandon one's mother to a terrible fate is a sign of cowardice, not manhood. And even if you were right, Anon is but a child. To claim that he must truly seek independence now in this fragile piece of his growth is misguided at best and dangerous at worst.
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>>1539871
>>1539871

>You lash out!
>With everything you are able
>Glossaryck can be a god or demon
>You don't care
>Blades grow from you in shapes the likes of which no mind without pure hatred can conceive
>Glossaryck moves upward, not so much dodging and willing his body to be elsewhere in space
>In his hand he holds THE BOOK
>It still shines
>Half-formed into something new
>G: "So you'll fight is that it? Fight like she did? Look around you! Do you see where that leads!?"
>A: "I don't care!"
>You leap
>Strike again
>The world rearranges
>You land upon the earth
>In a heap
>A world of darkness surrounds you
>A sun shines down in the pitch...a black sun with golden rings of power bursting from within
>G: "Why? Why fight against the world?"
>A: "Because I need to!"
>G: Says who? What's the point if you die?"
>A: "WHAT'S THE POINT OF LIVING IF I LIVE WITHOUT THE FEW THAT NEED ME!? I DIDN'T ASK FOR THIS!"
>G: "No one ever does."
>You won't relent
>Your anger is too strong
>G: "Can you be at peace if you fail?"
>He's still avoiding you
>As the world fades away and your hate becomes more focused
>You blast your energies at him
>They fill the sky with supernovas
>You hear your father's screams
>You feel your mother's tears
>You feel every heart that's ever broken and you RAGE
>You RAGE AGAINST THE DYING OF IT ALL
>OF THE UNFAIRNESS
>At the horridness of it
>G: "You never give up...do you?"
>A: "No."
>G: "Is that you speaking?"
>He holds the pink thread in his fingers
>G: "Or is it her?"
>You pause
>Only for a moment
>A: "What-...what does that matter?"
>Glossaryck waits
>A: "I am -not- my father. I am -not- the world."
>You stand
>A: "I am Anonymous...AND I WON'T LEAVE ANYONE BEHIND!"
>G: "What do you think that makes you? A hero?"
>A: "I don't care!"
>G: "A savior?"
>A: "I. Don't. CARE."
>Your tears evaporate from your face
>A: "I care about her. The world CAN'T care about her...so I will. Just like she did for me."
>You glare
>A: "I will be what the world will -not-."
>G: "Even if that means destroying everything?"
>Your eyes alight
>A: "Especially."
>Glossaryck descends
>He folds the book one last time
>Then in your hand
>He places
>A flawless
>Black
>Gold
>Gem

>G: "To fight fate is a terrible thing, Anonymous."
>You look up
>Glossaryck is smiling
>G: "I wish you well. In your war against All Things."
>You close your hand around the gemstone
>The piece you needed for your wand
>The last piece besides those damned eyes
>G: "Good luck. In your war against The Universe."


https://youtu.be/gP6mwFQBvAE


session
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>>1539944
My cock is so hard right now.

Nice dubs btw
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>>1539730
>>1539816
>>1539818
>>1539871
>>1539944
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>>1539944
Well holy shit that's one fucking way to drop a title.10/10 love you Quest and I hope you have a great night. I wish I could create tension even half as well as you do in my own quests.
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>>1539944
Good

Fucking

Shit

God damn
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>>1539944
Epilogue for dubs?
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>>1539955
HOLY FUCKIN SHIT THIS MEANS THAT Luna WILL BE AN ACTUAL PIECE OF ANON'S WAND!

FUCK YEAH MUSICAL WAND WITH THE VOICE OF A DEAD REALM TO GUIDE HIM!
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>>1539944
It's nice 'n all that you gave me this sick gem, but I kiiiinda liked that book. it had good things written in it that I'd like to have back please.
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>>1539944
Woah.

Wonderful session Quest, I can't wait for the next one.
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WE have a gem.... Muscle shall become our W A N D
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>>1539968
Ludo cuts off our arm when?
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RIP MOM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WChTqYlDjtI
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>>1539944
Thanks for running.

WHO AMONG YOU FAGGOTS CHOSE TO NOT TRUST GLOSSARYCK?
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>>1539404
>>1539419
Fucking this man. I would gladly support more like this.
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>>1539968
Also the drake eggs, come back and raise those babies as our own
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>>1539730
>>1539816
>>1539818
>>1539871
>>1539944

This is also Ten 10/10s out of Ten.
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Star%20Vs.%20Quest
Once it gets archived this is getting a +.
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>>1539944
I came

Truly Glossaryk is the mentor we never had.
How strange would it be if he was our mentor.

GET THIS TINY BLUE MAGICAL SMURF HIS CHILI HOTDOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOG
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So it's confirmed that Anon is a caring person in spite of his shitty upbringing.

Does that mean that if he had a proper upbringing, he would have turned into Clownshoes Friendshipman?

They're both Disney related
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>>1540095
SO we are the Riku to Star's Sora

And Marco is Kairi
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>>1540080
>Truly Glossaryk is the mentor we never had.
Oh come now dear, you know that's not true. She's still waiting for us you know?
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>>1540099
Sounds about right
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Session Epilouge

https://youtu.be/I8sUC-dsW8A

>The strange world you occupied fades away
>Gravity returns
>Light emerges from the unknown corners of your Housevator
>Glossaryck waves his hand and leads you, still shellshocked towards the now open door
>You're staring at the gem
>It almost feels like it's staring back
>A: "Is this?"
>G: "Yep."
>A: "I thought I needed to go back to-"
>G: "Oh, you will."
>A: "I will?"
>G: "Wand or not..."
>You both emerge from the little apartment, moments after you had left the outside world
>You, looking like ten ghosts had just jumped into your sleeping body to play twister
>Glossaryck floating beside you, joking like you were old chums
>G: "...if you want her back you're going to have to find what's left of her in THE HOLE."
>He waves his fingers and causes some sort of lightning strike for effect
>You close your hand
>A: "I thought the -book- was all that was left."
>G: "What? Haha no that's impossible. Unless she's a book...but no one is -just- a book. Now, go get your armor. Get your wits about you and get in that hole!"
>A: "I'm gettin' in THE HOLE!"
>S: "What hole?"
>G: "His mother's Hole."
>Shock and disgust Star Butterfly.exe
>A: "Thank, G-loss."
>G: "No problem. Just promise me you'll stay you, Anonymous. All of you."
>You smirk
>Then run off, ripping a hole in the air and slam dunking Zombina into it
>It's back to the Swamp to get the rest of your Swamp Drake
>A: "It's been a LONG time coming!"
>Z: "Buh Eeh Finawwy Came!"
>A: "For Anonymous to get his zombie head in the game!"
>You rap incessantly to your theme song with Zombina
>With Star, Marco and Glossaryck watching on in their respective fashions
>Confusion
>Disgust
>A mysterious, pleasant smile
>G: "Yes, Stay you, Anonymous. Stay you..."
>Glossaryck looks down at his own book
>His smile drops
>G: "...and far away."
>He floats down, opening the pages to a particular section
>One that needed a little extra tending all of a sudden
>He mutters, closing the pages shut while Star and Marco start trying their best to figure out what has just occured
>G: "Far. Far away."

session end

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>>1540235
>Glossaryck looks down at his own book
>His smile drops
>G: "...and far away."
>He floats down, opening the pages to a particular section
>One that needed a little extra tending all of a sudden
>He mutters, closing the pages shut while Star and Marco start trying their best to figure out what has just occured
>G: "Far. Far away."

Ooooo, ominous.
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>>1540235
God diddly damn Quest.
Stay snug you smug mug
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OH YEAH thats the section that Eclipsia wrote, no wonder he wants us to stay far away
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Remember guys, we have a date with Sabrina on Sunday, so we have to decide what to do with that.

Of course I am a haremfag and think we should go, but do we tell Jackie and make is seem like just a friend thing or what? We know Jackie wants to do something with Anon, and we've sort of been blowing her off so it may not be a good thing to go on a date with some random girl before her.

I personally think we should tell Jackie instead of trying to go behind her back, that seems like relationship suicide. So the question is how we present it to her.
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>>1540553
We should honestly tell her that before we started getting serious Sabrina asked us out and we said yes.

Tell Jackie that even though we feel strongly for her we can't go back on that. Depending on how she reacts to that we either have a good time with Sabrina and see her again or say it was a one time thing. Or we end up getting some drama with Jackie end end up not going or go and end up doing something stupid.

It's gonna be touch and go really.

What we need to decide before hand is if Jackie says no or gets seriously hurt hat do we decide? Are we putting our foot down and going anyways, hoping for the best but not too worried about how hurt she is or are we gonna break it off?

Not to mention how Sabrina might feel about going out with a dude ho just got serious with another girl.
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>>1540553
could bring up the fact we made the plans before we started dating

but with our charisma i doubt a derect confrontation will go over well
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>>1540765
You mean this charisma?
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>>1540553
>>1540716
>>1540765

Guys, guys, it's simple: we just tell Jackie the truth, that this was planned even before the day we were gonna fight Marco.
Sabrina's a nice girl with a bit of a low self esteem issue, taking her out will hopefully boost it a bit, even if nothing will come of it having the excuse that another girl sniped her out of the Anonbowl is less damaging to the ego than simply fucking off after the date so win-win.
Jackie's a chill girl, she'll understand.

Also, please no harem, I get enough of that from my Mongolian shadow puppet plays.
It's getting already hard to balance out time with the people we have now and the actual quest, Jackie's our girl presently, that means we'll have to give time for her, we still need to check up on Janna, we've completely neglected Alfonzo, we're officially part of Justin and the boys now, he even wants us on the team, we made friends with a magical unicorn, we also now have Glossaryck and by extension Star and Marco Even though those two aren't our friends, these social links just keep pilling up!
Now try balancing a harem on that shit as well.

By the way, we really need to visit the Diaz household, Marco might have dropped the ball, but that doesn't mean we must neglect these two, they'd be genuinely happy to see us I bet, out of pity or not we were Marco's best friend for a while so we must have spent time with them. It's gonna be their anniversary soon, if the quest is following the show's timeline.
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>>1540716
>If Jackie says no or gets seriously hurt

We'd go anyway. She knows by now that's just how Anon does things. He asks for assistance or suggestions on stuff, not permission. If we have Anon explain that it's so we don't piss Sabrina off or make her really sad, and it was all happening before he got with Jackie, she'll eventually get it.

As for explaining it to Sabrina, no clue. We fully knew that we got a date with her on Sunday, and in between asking the date and the date itself, started dating another girl. We gotta be real crafty with this.
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>>1540910
Your thought process is that of a grade A piece of shit, goddamn. Going your way we'll end up hurting Jackie the way we hurt Janna.

Stop acting like Anon was knowingly setting shit up for haremshit. He were just fooling around with the whole Sabrina thing, riding a high of tomfoolery and adrenaline. Anon was actively seeking Jackie.

We shouldn't be crafty with shit, Sabrina was a blip on the radar that needs to be let down easy and we need Jackie on board to make shit less awkward in the long run.
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>>1540909
I feel the social links will balance out somewhat once we have our wand. It's only been like 1 in quest week so its not to strange to figure that some SLs seem neglected, but we haven't had to many instances to plan to spend time with those neglected SLs since we've made plans to finish the wand
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>>1540990
Stop taking whatever roid supplements you poured into your cereal this morning and chill. I know that isn't what Anon or most of us were thinking at the time. I'm not a harem-shitter.

I'm talking worst case scenario here. We have to deal with the Sabrina problem anyway despite Jackie getting hurt or saying no. And while assistance from her would be great, if she can't or wont help, or deny us, we have to let Sabrina down regardless.

And yes, we do have to be crafty you colossal retard, because if we let her down poorly, it can very well end Anon's relationship with Jackie in a snap as collateral damage. To Sabrina, it'd look like we dumped her because we got a "hotter girl" before the date happened, and word can spread like wildfire, possibly ruining whatever other allies we have in the school. We're not being quiet about dating Jackie. We need a good idea on what to say to Sabrina to defuse this situation instead of relying on a regular line with a charisma roll. A bad roll on a good idea is better than a bad roll on a shit idea.
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>>1540716
This. All of this is fine.
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>>1541106
>>1541027
>>1540990
>>1540910
>>1540909
>It was never a date to start with.
>Kissing jackie was a heat of the moment thing
anon hardly knows her.
Just needed to get these to points out of the way.
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>>1541106
Anon I can't stop taking the roids they're in my asthma meds.

As to the rest of your post yeah you make a lot of sense but the problem is that we're too deep already. I get that Anon was flying by the seat of his pants and new to this whole socializing thing but he really was too loose and wild for his own good, this is gonna get bad before it gets better.

Unless Sabrina was looking for some super casual hookup there is no way to smooth this over with her and judging by her mental state she is looking for something solid to latch onto.
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>>1541216
Same guy, have to be a phone posting shitter for the moment. Excusing that, i agree with you as well.

We're potentially real deep in this mess, and not planning ahead on what to tell her can really fuck us over. Jackie we might be able to rely on, but predicting what Sabrina might say or do is murky at best.

Apologies for the earlier insult, as I was trying to make a call to attention for ideas to discuss on letting her down with the best results.

One idea I got is hooking her up with someone else. Questiob is, do we know anybody we can hook her up with? Someone on the football team or something? That wont fully fix the problem, but if we get a good match, can definitely be better than dropping her and running off.
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>>1541216
>>1541455
pfft. we all know that the best answer is to just give her a collar as a present, make her wear it and be done with it.
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>>1539404
>>1539404


Hello, friend. Just wanted to make sure you knew that your work has been shared and appreciated yet again.

bless
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Is it just me, or did it seem like Star was actually afraid of us?

It does make sense considering that we use "dark" magic and our rate of growth. It's been how long in real time? A week? We went from a nobody to a Swamp Drake slayer in that time. And we're still getting more powerful of course. How long until we overtake her?

Maybe she had another motive for getting rid of Muscles: to stop us from getting stronger so fast. We're the kid she beat up in middle school, only the kid started getting swole and can shoot lasers out of his hands.
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https://pastebin.com/aDk7RkjU
Cute little Jackie/Anon greentext.
I'll make sure to come back to this one.
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>>1543195
Neat.

I know for goddamn certain if this happened in Quest, we'd hit 1-5's with each charisma roll, and that's not accounting the multiple 1's rolled on the side.
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>>1543195
>Greentexting for a quest about the show.
Oh boy, we've reached new levels of autism.
But seriously though, it's quite nice, even for someone that doesn't much care for Jackie endgame.
Though Anon doing the "milady" shtick... I guess it's kind of in-character since he's supposed to be a 3senpai dorklord.
This kinda makes me want to write my own green.
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>>1543673
What'd it be about?

It better not be Anon and Star hate fucking while yelling obscenities to each other on how the other is a piece of shit asshole while getting fucked raw.
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>>1543761
>That spoiler.
Are you trying to use reverse psychology on me senpai? I-It won't work.

Honestly, I have no idea what I'd write from the quest, there isn't much material to work with besides the time Anon spent in Hekapoo land, there's potential for shenanigans there.
I just mentioned how that dude's green gave me an urge to write too, not that I was actually gonna write something.
Though writing some Anon/Star just to get a rise out of people ITT is quite tempting.
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>>1543791
If ya wanna write, write man. Don't mind seeing what ya come up with.

Can be Muscles x Marco's arm for all I care.
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>>1543850
MusclexTentacle

Waht is this a gay tentacle hentai?
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>>1543925
You can't prove it won't happen
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>>1542447
Ehh, I dunno if afraid is the right word. I don't think she really fears us, more worries. And not in a good way, like Jackie worries for us.

It's the same kind of worry you get when you see a fire slowly growing out of control. Only instead with us, we're growing out of control quickly. Really quickly.

And Star would probably love to put that fire out, but if she fucks up (or in her case, "star's" it up) she'll make the fire even worse and burn herself.
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>>1541455
ell let's look at the pool of guys we have to offer her. Justin is Brittanys' and off the table, Moob is gay, I forget the other guys' name but he might work, don't have much of a read on him, Oscar might work but getting him interested would be a challenge, and lastly we have Alfonso and as much as I'd like to hook the dude up I doubt she'd go for him.

An idea I had was that we could scare her off. We get into some pretty horrific bullshit and I doubt her nerves could handle anything like Anon's daily bloodbath.
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>>1544549
I should clarify that I don't mean we just straight up go horror show on her like "You think you can handle being a part of this?" way, but if we detect some magic shit going on, which seems to be always as Anon seems to have become a magnet for this shit, then getting involved and having the horror show just kind of happen would show her that she really can't handle being in a relationship with us.
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>>1544549
>An idea I had was that we could scare her off. We get into some pretty horrific bullshit and I doubt her nerves could handle anything like Anon's daily bloodbath.

Honestly, that'd just happen naturally, I'd think. Hell, knowing our track record it'll probably happen during our hang out no matter how we approach it.
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>>1544549
>tfw no brittany's route

Fine then...as long as i got Princess marco's route
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>>1544562
The only way I think this plan could go wrong (other than someone getting injured/killed) is if she turns out to be into that kind off stuff or snaps and has a murder mode. We could get either a dark acolyte or an antagonist we can't just kill out of hand, though I guess dumping her somewhere like Brad would work.
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>>1543925
>>1544380
Shit... rules 34 and 35
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>>1544549
I actually kinda support the Alphonso x Sabrina option. Given the sheer testosterone levels present in these threads, dunno how others view it, but I think it'd be pretty cute. They're both kind of wall flowers but I think they'd be able to bond over that kind of stuff. And Alph kind of seems like he's going medical profession career track, so it'd kind of match for someone who constantly gets hurt. Poor Sabrina wouldn't hear the end of it from Britney for dating a nerd though, unless Anon kind of helps prop him up within the social/group dynamics.
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>>1544741
>Tfw sabrina choose Ferg

Truly Pixie Empress is Al's true wife
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SESSION START

>With an announcement<
Today's session will be somewhat short, intended to get "housekeeping" done for Anonymous

>Managing items
>Improving his stuff
>Dealing with his schedule

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

Your character sheet (and inventory) shall be very important today

>Your encounter with Glossaryck has improved your inner perception
>Your WISDOM is now +4

>You are Anonymous
>The Man
>The Guy
>No doubt about that today
>You've just defeated an actual Dinosaur in pitched Jungle-Style Fortunate Son combat
>Along with the help of your trusty companion
>Daddy Warcucks
>Or, Susan depending on what you feel like calling her
>Zombina?
>Emily
>Doesn't matter, she's attached to your WILL and seems grateful just to be here
>Z: "Weee!"
>You've just slam-dunked her head through a portal to the sight of your victory
>The Magic Swamp
>A few scavenging fish and beasties have already tried their luck with the titanic Drake Corpse
>Your splashing presence scares them off right away
>You reach down and tuck Zombina's head into your jacket with her one useable eye sticking out
>Z: "Cozshy."
>A: "You're cozy?"
>Z: "Yesh."
>A: "Good, enjoy the Aesthetic."
>Another set of splashes can be heard
>Muscles swells and grows bladed claws from the surprise
>???: "Is someone there?"
>A person?
>No wait
>A Mewman
>In a set of leather armor, colored sky blue and purple
>He's wielding a halberd of some kind with a broad and hooked blade
>He's shocked to see you
>Mew: "Wh- A child? Young man, what are you -doing- out here this is Monster Territry!"
>A: "Yeah, and you're looking at the biggest monster here."
>???: "Jeffery, who are you talking t-"
>Another one
>Taller and skinnier with a bow
>Same armor
>He draws on you
>???: "State yer business! This land belongs to the Queen and King of Mewni!"
>The first one, apparently named Jeffery shouts at his partner
>Jef: "Oliver put that blasted bow down, it's a boy."
>O: "He's goh a monster arm, sir. Somefin' ain't right."
>A: "Why are Mewmans so damn jumpy and rude?"
>You roll Muscles, not even the slightest bit intimidated by a skinny cunt with a stick launcher
>A: "I'm a human. This is my arm and my pet head."
>Jeff: "Y'see Oliver? Just an earthling probably here to see the wonders of ou-"
>A: "I killed this thing and I'm here to get it's body parts. Don't point that bow at me again unless you feel like eating it."
>A silence pervades
>A tense one
>You don't know who these two are but...
>You also had no idea what to do with all this Drake-Body
>You are Anonymous
>Man with mo' money, mo items and now mo problems

>What do?
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>>1545295
>Ask for directions to an Armorsmith or something
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>>1545295
What ever we do, we need to make a snide comment about how so far Mewni just seems to be nothing but a swamp planet and kinda shit.

Also, ignore them and just get to stripping the drake of all the important bits. Also fixing Susan.
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>>1545302
Support
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>>1545295
>winning smile
>ask if they know a good armor smith around here
>also ask if they want a drake egg or whatever
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>>1545295
Ask for help bringing it back to town?
They can have a cut of the meat for their families?
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>>1545295
How convenient,can one you tell how much this thing is worth in gold?
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>>1545295
ASK FOR ARMORSMITH DIRECTIONS

DON'T BE RUDE
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>>1545295
ask for an armorsmith and continue your business.
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>>1545295
Susan gets a new body. This is a given.

As for these two chucklefucks tell them Star has decreed that swampdrakes are ugly and need to be culled and they better get on that or else they'll answer to the royal assfucker.
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>>1545302
Yeah, might as well see if we can get someone that can make our armor already. Also make sure to assert that we killed this thing and it's juicy bits belong to us.
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>>1545295
start harvesting scales and eggs for armor and tiny drake babs respectively
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>>1545295
Call Hekapoo.

>She got connections and can cover for us.
>She needs to see the big ass drake we fell.
>She could give us further directions about the armor.
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>>1545295
We should call Hekapoo in order to get aid in what parts are worth salvaging and selling off for Mad Dosh with the Drake, and for her overall advice in this situation. Pull up the texts yo!
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>>1545319
This plus
>>1545334
This
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>>1545295
>>1545302
If we do >>1545334 then I demand we take Secret cute Path.
>Text Star again to thank her for Glossy visit,and engage in a petty shitpost war of Unicorns vs. Narwhals with her.
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>>1545334
Supporting
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>>1545302
>>1545305
>>1545306
>>1545307
>>1545308
>>1545309
>>1545310
>>1545319
>>1545334
>>1545356
>>1545343

>You don't have time for these guys' nonsense but they're natives
>Natives that probably know the value of a dollar
>Er...or value of a Dinosaur Chicken leg
>A: "Listen, fellas."
>You start climbing up the body, forming Muscles into a long carving knife
>He isn't so pleased with the idea of being tools
>He likes blood
>Hot fresh blood
>You shush him with the promise of Tush
>Muscles is a happy boy
>A: "Do either of you know where I can unload this thing?"
>Jef: "Well...yes. We're huntsmen for the royal guard."
>O: "We see that the armies and villages of Her Majesty are well fed and safe from Magic Beasts."
>Oliver salutes the sky, where a daytime moon can be seen in the clouds
>O: "Wiffout us the people would starve an' our men be ravages by Hyena-Slugs."
>A: "Sure, real nice whatever just hol up a second."
>You pull out your phone and start skimming through to find Hekapoo
>She needs to see this
>Gonna make her so proud
>When did you start caring if people were proud of you?
>SHHHHHRRRRRIP!
>You rip a portal open back to earth and retrieve your Drake head
>Jef: "My Mewni, you really killed her didn't you?"
>A: "Traps did a good chunk of the work but me and my bois got is done."
>Z: "Da boish!"
>Zombina and Muscles high-five using his finger and her tongue
>Gross
>You snap a selfie with the Drake head and ask H-poo

>A: "ey bby gurl I finally got some brain what do I dew wiffit?"
>One of the huntsmen clears his throat
>Jef: "Young man. I'm not sure if you're aware but felling one these beasts is...quite the achievement."
>A: "Is it?"
>O: "It's -poaching- is what it is. He's a foreigner, sir."
>Jef: "Oliver these are wild lands."
>O: "Wiffin our borders!"
>Jeffry rolls his eyes at the xenophobia of his lanky companion
>Jeff: "Are you a huntsman? Looking to spend the next week cleaning this carcass?"
>A: "I have some uses for it's bigass but there's something specific I need you might be able to help with."
>You slide down like you're on a big, dead, park jungle gym
>A: "I want armor. Whole reason I killed it was for for it's hide."
>Jef: "I see."
>A: "If you can point me somewhere that do that I might be willing to part with some meat. Some organs."
>O: "Why don't we just take what's rightfully our Queen and King's property and be done wif it?"
>That bow is raising again
>Jeffry reaches over and pushes the arrow-head back down
>Jeff: "Because we're not bloody Monsters or Bandits, Oliver. Now stand down. Your commanding officer demands it."
>Jeffry turns back to you
>Jeff: "I have some money provided me due to my station, young man. We'd need the platoon to move this big bugger but we'll do it if you'll sell us what we need."
>He holds up three fat fingers on a calloused hand
>Jeff: "Three Hundred Gold Mewni pieces for the whole thing, minus the head. Plus I'll see to it the Armor Smith whips you up a proper set of Drake-mail."

what do?
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>>1545295
>Ask if they know someone who could make something Fucking Badass out of the drake
>And also where civilization is on this fucking Banjo World
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>>1545400
Deal
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>>1545400
Sounds like a good deal
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>>1545400
Alriiiiiight, Now we're making a real deal here!
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>>1545400
Sounds good.
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>>1545400
Deal, but we take the eggs.
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>>1545400
I doubt he's giving us a fair deal other than keeping the Mewni popo from coming for us but does it really matter?

Deal.
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>>1545400
>Ask the conversion rate of Freedom Bucks to Mewni chocolate coins
>Also, introduce yourself, Luna didn't raise you in a barn
She never got the chance
>Ask precisely how impressive killing a female Swmap Drake with some sticks, a zombie, and one hand is, so we can brag appropriately
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>>1545400
Deal
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>>1545400
Don't forget the eggs if you want a pet drake or two
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>>1545426
No,we dont.
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>>1545400
ok. we know that the price we are being given is low due to the fact that we dont know the true value of the drake. but the rest of the deal is good.

Also the armor smith should make three sets of armor. one for us, one extra and one for jackie.
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>>1545400
>Mind read Jeff to make sure he isn't trying to make us a sucker.
>Ask if they mind waiting for Hekapoo to respond.
Call me paranoid, but this seems too easy.
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>>1545432
>Pet drake.
No, this is a terrible idea. We can barely take care of ourselves. No way are we taking care of a wild animal that may or may not grow up to be two story's high.
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>>1545400
OK

BUT READ HIS MIND TO SEE IF THE DEAL IS FAIR
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>>1545416
>>1545400
Also we should keep the eggs
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>>1545400

No you fools, we have zero understanding of the currency we aren't prepared to be making deals!
He might be bamboozling us with the 300.
We need to call Star, ask her about "Mewni Pieces" and if 300 for a 8000 Kilo green dinosaur is a good deal or not.
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>>1545447
>>1545400
>>1545443
Switching to this
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>>1545432
I'll support scooping up some eggs for pet drakes.

>>1545440
Pets teach responsibility, a lesson Anon dearly needs.
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>>1545400
>"kk"
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>>1545400
>>1545453

>>1545432
>"...But is it alright if I keep an egg?"
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>>1545439
>>1545450
>>1545400
Mind read and figure out how much of that is true.

We might be poaching, but we're still going these guy's work.

Would confirm with HPoo if we can.
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>>1545452
>Pet
This thing is a wild fucking animal that we'll need to raise from god damn birth that can be as big as a cow if it's male, and big as a building if it's female. This isn't like getting a fucking puppy, or a kitten, or a snake, this is like getting a tiger or a gorilla. AKA a bad idea.
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>>1545400
>>1545436
adding to this. read their minds to ee if its a fair deal and MAKE SURE THE ARMORSMITH IS ALSO FREE.

and also get a drake egg for ourselves.
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>>1545400
>>1545461
Oh, and make sure that we keep the eggs.
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Let's NOT take an egg

We have no clue if they're tameable or not, and we are NOT a tamer to begin with. For all we know, they're as tameable as crocodiles. Let's not risk raising one.
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>>1545464
Go big or go home.

If need be we can get a collar at quest buy to help train it.
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>>1545443
ALSO ADDING TO HOLD EGGS
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>>1545472
Eggs can be valuable for other reasons:
Selling them individually
Making omelettes
Etc
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God damn it, I want a babby drake as well, but we are not in a position to raise one. We don't have the time necessary to raise it, nor the knowledge on how to raise it.
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>>1545443
Also this
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>>1545484
Yes, but you know the rest of the idiots here are still going to vote for taming it even though we don't have the fucking time to train a drake, we don't know how to tame a drake, we don't even know if they're fucking tamable to being with. And again, they can eat up being two stories tall.

>>1545474
That's not training that's enslaving it's will to us.
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>>1545486
Give them to HPoo to take to her forge in her Hyperbolic Time Chamber.
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>>1545461
Supporting
Also consider this >>1545486
Taking care of a baby drake will only consume more of our time
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>>1545499
So you either want to just throw them into a time skip, without training, without adjusting to us, and expect them to not try and kill us on sight?

Or you want to try and pawn this off on Hekapoo, and expect her to actually fucking do it?

Also, even if your stupid plan works they'll revert to babies again when they leave her world.
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>>1545424
y'know,better be safe than sorry,use mind reading just in case.
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Reminder that they sell collars cheap at Quest Buy, so we won't even have to train or raise drakes properly, just snap one with it and bam, complete obedience.
The true problem would be expenses.
We might have money now, but we are a 14 year old boy that can't work, if the drake was male you'd probably have to feed them a hundred dollars of meat a day after a couple of months and if it were female then forget it.
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>>1545507
UUuuuuugh. Fiiiiiiiiiine.


Lets just make an omelette or make sure we sell them to someone interested for a good price.
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>>1545498
>That's not training that's enslaving it's will to us.

And? It's an animal, a wild and untamed one at that, its mind is based on punishment/reward survival.
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>>1545499
how about no
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>>1545541
>no cheek hearts
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>>1545541
more comissions huh?
>>1545443
They're commoners, we need to tell if it's fair
I actually want to award him a little if he's playing to our favor considering we've done their job for a week
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>>1545400
300 seems to be a good amount we should see about making a contract with these guys to hunt down creatures for money and better equips
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>>1545560
We should check with Star to see if the whole thing's worth the price of 300, or if we're being swindled.
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>>1545400
Wait for Hekapoo response. She helped us big time with currency concerns while we were shopping at Quest buy and we're on good terms with her. She'll tell us if they're on the up and up
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>>1545567
Thats also a good idea
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>>1545567
Ooooh, I wouldn't mind this. We gotta engage in shitpost war with her afterwards though.
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>>1545400
Wait a minute, how long is making this armor going to take?
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>>1545567
Why not just hekapoo instead? We're already texting her to brag to her, why not just add in "Yo, this bitch worth 300 mewman smakeroos?"
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>>1545579
>>1545400
>>1545461
THIS TOO

WE ALSO NEED TO SEE THAT WE HAVE ENOUGH MATERIALS TO RECONSTRUCT ZOMBINA A NEW BODY.
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>>1545567
>>1545567
>>1545570
>>1545573

>Guy proposes the same thing you did.
>Now people respond
Niggers, I will come to your houses and cut you >>1545448
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>>1545586
supporting both of these
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>>1545541
Y'know, given Rivers' genes and upbringing, I wonder what Stars base STR modifier is. She's got the wand and magic and all on top of it too...
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>>1545593
I'll also support calling Star or Hekababe and asking for the going rate of a female swamp drake.
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>>1545586
It cost too much Will
We may need to downside a bit
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>>1545414
>>1545416
>>1545418
>>1545439
>>1545450
>>1545448
>>1545467
>>1545461

>A: "You know...for once that seems pretty reasonable. I'll shake on that."
>You reach out for Jeff''s big meaty hands
>Then catch yourself halfway there
>Your palms are rocketing toward one another
>Oh no
>Business is about to be executed
>T-teamwork!
>Synergy!
>Your spaghetti is boiling
>So many questions
>What about conversion rates?
>Is the armor-smith they know any good?
>What about the head?
>Why didn't Jeff want it?
>Only one way to answer these riddles of social interaction
>UNWELCOME MIND READING!
>Hnngh!
>You hear...numbers?
>Jeff: "We can get a hundred for the gizzard but it's better as rations. Meat tastes like Bollyfrog but damn if it doesn't keep well. A gold each for the feet and hands, 20 for the tongue and the skin he doesn't use can fetch near a Hundred and a half."
>Huh
>Butchering animals is a complicated business
>One that seems to involve a lot of compromise and repurposing
>Doesn't sound like you're getting a -bad- deal...
>Armor, 300 monie coins and a head for a trophy
>These poor schmucks get the messy part
>The worky part
>The more...profitable part
>A: "Wait."
>You pull your hand back
>Jeff looks a little cross at your change of mind
>A: "How good is your armorsmith?"
>O: "He's the best your Humie arse is ever gonna see."
>Jeff glares at Oliver so intensely that the much taller man slinks off to handle some 'administrative duties' on the other side of the Drake
>Jeff: "She's stalwart and true to her work. She made these garments you see here. Just stylish enough. Functional and durable. I haven't needed service in a month despite our skirmishes."
>You're doing math in your brainium
>Hundreds here, little coins there
>You think you could get more than 300 if you sold this sucker off by the pound but...
>You wouldn't get access to this armorsmith
>Plus it would be messy and take time
>You eye the big dis-embodied head
>Place a palm on it's bulging throat
>What about the eggs?
>Are they dead without the heat from their mother?
>You narrow your eyes
>Stretch out your mind to sense some sort of activity
>One
>One little life is squirming around in that mouth
>The rest are just omelette fodder
>You wanted to rebuild a body for Susan out of this thing as well...
>This big ol' regenerative muscles sure look promising
>Problem is the bones
>They're wayyy too big to make a humanoid body from
>Not to mention they don't probably fit together right
>Your options are clear

>Your phone goes off
>MESSAGE FROM HEKAPOO<
>H: *bombardments of fire and 100 emojis*
>You respond with an ok hand
>H: "Killing monsters now?"
>A: "Killin it in general."
>H: "Nice."
>A: "You know something about raising Drake babus?"
>H: "Why cause I'm a woman?"
>A: "Whuja huh- No I-"
>H: "Haha I'm not a woman I'm a chaos elemental with tits."
>A: "you biiiiiiiiii"
>H: "also, giant poops"
>A: "Noted."

Take the deal?

Y/N?
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>>1545586
ew no. that shit aint combat capable. That thing is only a pus filled bag ready to explode.
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>>1545603
Notally not.

We're on the edge of a new WILL passive buff threshold.

Reanimating this body might as well be enough to do so.
Soon it won't be that costly.
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>>1545615
ehhh.... yeah, why not. just make the armorsmith free(for the 3 armors) and we keep THE DRAKE BABU.
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>>1545615
>Y
It's fair enough
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>>1545615
Deal sounds fine, and don't take drake Babus. More trouble than they're worth.
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>>1545615
>Take the deal
>Take the babby too
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>>1545615
Y
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>>1545615
We take baby and meat for Susan, then deal.
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>>1545615
>Y
But dont take the baby drake
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>>1545615
Deal seems good
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>>1545615
TAKE THE DEAL, ASK HOW MUCH ENCHANTING THE ARMOR TO MAKE IT SUMMONABLE AND LIGHT WILL COST
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>>1545640
>>1545629
God dammit no, we don't have the time for taking care of a fucking drake baby.
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>>1545615
Make the deal.

Take the one live baby and the head.

Try and see if we can find Emily's old bones under the drake.
Might have survived and we can heal them back up.
Then use the excess of the head to make her a new body.
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>>1545615
Yeah, seems good to me.

Ask Hekapoo if she wants a baby, if we can raise one, and if they're sellable. Pteferably stated as said here.
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>>1545653
yes we can. and also it will be adorable.
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>>1545653
ALSO, TAKE BABU
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>>1545615
Take the deal.
Don't take the babus. even if we used one of those obedience collars, we won't be able to feed it properly with our funds once it grows a bit, making us have to periodically come back to the Degobah shithole that is Mewni so we can hunt and feed it EVERY SINGLE DAY.
Unless we could make a deal with the huntsmen to get payed to hunt, we could just let it run free a bit, get ourselves some rep in Mewni as the dude that hunts monsters with a pet drake. But all in all, babus is more trouble than it's worth. Daddy Warcucks is all the companion we need.
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>>1545659
Boi. We can barely make the time for our fucking girlfriend, and you want to start taking care of a god damn giant monster?
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>>1545653
Dammit man I've wanted Anon to have a drake since quest buy and I'm not changing my vote.
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>>1545615
adding to >>1545630 to NOT TAKE THE EGG
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>>1545615
Yes deal, no babby.

All of you so quick to move on from Zombina, for SHAME.
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>>1545667
yes.
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>>1545670
Susan would be an excellent mother, thank you!
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>>1545615
baby drake costs no WILL

more importantly, this might improve our relations with the Mewnian guard.

Especially if we become a contracted hunter for them ( we hunt on contract, get paid in gold, get better exchange rate on earth ). We might have something resembling a job!
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>>1545683
>baby drake costs no WILL
>Implying the problem is with will and not time, space, and other resources
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guys that drake is OUR SECOND CHANCE TO HAVE A PET.

We will not let him die just like our cat died!
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>>1545615
Take the deal
No baby
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>>1545615
Take the deal. Ask when we can expect the armor to be made and if there are any more bounties on wildlife in the area.
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>>1545615
Deal, but we take the babby egg, poachers can eat a dick.
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>>1545615
Yes, no baby. If you guys want the baby its better to ask Star about this shit than just jumping in blind.
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>>1545676
We're a teen, my dude. A meme-spouting, spaghetti-spilling, girlfriend-making teen, and yet you want to raise a baby?

DID YOU FORGET ABOUT THE CAT? Poor Anon, trying to give him PTSD flashbacks?
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>>1545706
Very true.

Text Star and/or Hekapoo. Ask if they make OK pets.
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>>1545615
deal, but we keep an egg or two
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>>1545687
We have a pocket dimension to keep it in while its little and e have actual gold we can pawn in our world for money to spend on food for it. As for attention we can have Susan give it as she does loads of nothing most of the time.

>>1545706
If it turns out to be too much trouble a live drake should sell for a nice sum.

>>1545711
Baby animals is easier than people, its a good learning experience.

Also the cat was the fathers' fault.
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It is time to COUNT OUR CHICKENS also, the votes
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>>1545615

Yes to the deal and a reaction from Star, if favorable then ill take the drake babu
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>>1545700
Also no babby drake. As much as it hurts
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>>1545720
Oh, you mean that pocket dimension that can only be accessed by a fucking door that's smaller than a male swamp drake? And it's a fifty fifty crapshoot on if it's going to be male or female.
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Can we try to save Zombina old bones?
And dont keep the damm egg.
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>>1545723
God damn it, late to vote
I have shamed the son of shepherd
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>>1545720
We don't know how to take care of a drak- ah, damnit, counts.

If it were a cat, or some small animal, SURE. But this is a drake. And what if it's female and gets super large?
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>>1545615
Take that egg
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>>1545726
I suppose I don't mind asking Star first.
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>>1545732
>>1545736

Yeah because we're gonna need to worry about that in the next year or five.

It's a temporary hoe, one that we can easily replace as long as we keep gaining power. Hell we can leave the thing in the Hole once we conquer it.
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>>1545615
keep the egg
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>>1545295
Susan needs a new body. A dragongirl body. We need to use some of the body for that. Ignore the Mewmans
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>>1545745
How do you know they don't grow rapidly over time? Oh wait, you don't because you put no thought into this besides "dawwww, wook at da cewt unborn dwake!"
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>>1545759
There is no way the thing is just gonna blow up in the next few months. At most it'll get to the size of a large dog and by then we'll know we need to relocate it.

Don't be pissy.
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>>1545769
You don't know that. This thing is fucking magical. Anything can happen. Hell, actually, do you even know what this thing eats? I know what drakes eat, they eat sunlight because they're so big and shit at hunting. We'd probably need to keep this thing outside for most of the day. So dumping it in the housevater is out of the question.
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>>1545615
Take the deal but we keep one of the legs. We can break the bone and use necromancer magic to use it for parts for our zombie. Also all that muscle. We don't need the whole dragon. We can even accept less money for getting the leg.
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>>1545769
A dog can grow to full size in a year, a cow in less than two senpai.
If we apply it to the drake, male or female, in the next year we'll have a monster already and it won't even be fully grown.
I understand that it would be awesome to have a pet drake but think of the logistics of actually maintaining one.
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>>1545655
>>1545652
>>1545646
>>1545631
>>1545632
>>1545629

THE VOTES

>Unanimous Support for the deal


>TAKE THE EGG
11 votes

>DON'T BECOME A PARENT AT 14
9 votes

So very close to a tie.


>A: "Y'know what? I'll take it. I get as much meat as I ask however and you get me a spare set of armors."
>Jeff: "Leatherwork takes time lad but..."
>He eyes the body
>Jeff: "Fine, I'll see what I can do."
>DEALINGS EXECUTED
>A: "Oh, wait haha. Where are my manners."
>When you shake his hand you give him your best Shiggy Grin
>A: "I'm Anonymous."
>Jeff: "Staying incognito eh?"
>A: "What? No. My name -is- Anonymous. Anonymous McMoot."
>Jeff: "Fascinating. I'm Captain Jeffry Geode of the Mewnian Hunstmen. A pleasure to do business with you, Anonymous."
>He pulls a FAT SACK from his pack
>Whump
>Shit is heavy in your hand
>You pull back the leather and sure enough
>Actual dubloon lookin ass coins are staring back at you
>A: "Whoah."
>O: "Be grateful, invader. S'more than you'll ever be seein' in your life again."
>You have developed a new policy on cunts
>Trample them if they get in your way
>...but as long as they stay out from under your boot and can't hinder you
>You ignore them
>Luna would be proud
>A: "Thanks, Cap'n. How do you guys think you'll be getting this stuff back to base?"
>Jeffry: "Simple, Lad."
>Jeffry blows a horn that's been hanging off of his belt

https://youtu.be/aLkqkMJup1U

>A thunderclap can be heard from overhead
>The clouds part
>Down descends an island
>Covered in thick wooden walls
>Archer towers
>A flying fortress
>Jeff: "We bring Base to it!"

>You take a pic of the soaring stronghold
>A: "Sick."
>Then bite your lip
>A: "mm...this is a bad decision."
>Jeff: "Don't tell me you're going back on our deal?"
>A: "Naw, I just...Man this is dumb."
>Jeff: "What are you on about, lad?"
>You pull open the drake's mouth
>A: "Puppy nibbles."

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>>1545780
Seriously brah it's time to change your tampon. It's starting to coagulate.

Hell, even if it got as big as a car in a matter of days we'd notice and relocate it.

Now I'm not saying raising the damn thing would be all rainbows and puppies because sure as hell it'd be going in the opposite direction with a beast like this but shit are you taking the most negative and pessimistic stance possible on this. If it needs food we have scissors that can take it to food or take us to food we can bring back. We can transport it to a place big enough for it to live.

Frankly the drake represents a potential resource in that it'll shed scales we can use for our zombies and be a powerful minion. On top of that is potential companionship.

And, worse comes to worse, we can always get rid of the thing later on.
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>>1545806
Wrong
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>>1545806
>Implying

It's gonna be Jackie and Anon. He'll teleportal her in
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>>1545806
IT DAMN WELL BETTER
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We shall name it Drake bell rocky the third, son (or daughter) of mc moot.

And we shall pet it and love it untill it grows big and strong like us.
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>>1545817
What ever, doesn't matter. You dummy's voted for it. Now we're stuck with it because everyone here gets attached to things quicker than instant glue.
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>>1545806
A second Comission? At least give the money to drawfag instead.

Also we can't craft Zombina any body parts if the whole body is gone.

Then again, I guess we do have the head? Might need a Mewnian skeleton before we can reconstruct a full body for her. Unless we give her the body of another bipedal creature.
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>>1545829
We ain't stuck with it, we can sell it or let it loose anytime.
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>>1545806
Honestly, at this point I'm rooting for it more for the faggots that spent money on these commissions than the actual pairing itself.
It would be a waste of money otherwise, you COULD use them to shitpost, but it would be lost on anyone that doesn't partake in the quest.
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Question: Can we read animal minds? We never tried.

They wont speak English most likely, but maybe we can glean emotions from them. See if they're aggressive, passive, etc.
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>>1545806
I thought you were cool, once.
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>>1545803
>>1545803

>Jeff: "What?"
>You jump the fuck in
>A: "Cuddles and Walkies!"
>You rip into the egg sac
>Searching for that little life
>The one egg that moves
>You pluck it loose
>It's as big as a bean bag chair
>As you climb out from the bloody mouth Jeff is instructing a few men to get carving
>Oliver looks twice as disturbed by you
>Jeff: "What do you think you're doing with that?"
>A: "I'll name him Sampson or something and love him and pet him and fuck I dunno this is an impulse buy. Like all children."
>Oliver shakes his head as he ascends the lifts
>You step up and get a few more questions out of the way
>A: "So, like. Can you enchant armor?"
>Jeff: "All Mewni Armor is enchanted."
>He taps the bright yellow crystal on his breast
>His leathers disappear into it, leaving him in comfortable and casual silks
>Jeff: "That monster's hide cannae be however."
>A: "What? Why?"
>Jeff: "It's inherently magical already. Tamperin' with tha could lead to instabilities."
>A: "Psh. I was born with instabilities. You got any other critters out here that need killing?"
>Jeff: "In every direction. Although this beast will set us on rations for the next several months. Most of us do this work out of a sense of Patriotism. Trying to join the war effort?"
>A: "Err...no. I already have a war to tend to."
>Jeff: "Well. If you're ever wanting to sell your skills feel free to come back in these parts. Seek me out through the Heralds at Mewni Castle."
>This guy is so forward
>Honest
>It's a little unsettling
>You pull out your phone while the lift ascends
>Something has been bugging you
>Mainly how easy it's been to piss off Star Butterfly
>A shit eating grin overtakes your face
>A: "hehe."

>You're cookin' up some of the good stuff
>Dat dankness
>Dat memery
>The Warp is overtaking you
>It is a good pain

>MESSAGE WITH STAR BUTTERFLY<
>You send an image of some Whalers carving up a Narwhal
>A: "Here we see the inferiority of the Narwhal. Succumbing to superior human hunting tactics. Sadly these hunters will not be able to enjoy their kill, as the Narwhal is a shit tier animal one tenth the size of other marine mammals with bones the consistency of sardine spines. Truly such a thing could never compare to the majestic Ocean Otter. Or the fabulous Sea-Cock."
>You send another image of a sea-cucumber blasting it's lungs all over some guy's face
>A: "Majestic."
>You look down at the mess your fight with the Drake left behind
>The crater where Susan fell
>Shit
>Those bones are practically powder
>Nothing salvageable there
>A: "Hey, pal how much do you guys respect your dead?"
>Jeff: "Enough for me to ask you to hide that curious little scamp in your jacket before we get to the base. I'm a woodsman. Nothing surprises me anymore. The officers upstairs however will not like your...inclinations."
>You pat Zombina on her head
>Z: "Dark time?"
>A: "No. Cause I'm not retarded."
>You slap open your Pocket Dimension Apartment
>Roll in Your new egg and Head

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>>1545852
>>The one egg that moves
>>You pluck it loose
>>It's as big as a bean bag chair

Fuck, this is gonna be tuff.
This is the path you fags chose, hope you like that grind just to keep something whose newborns are the size of damn bean bag chairs
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>>1545878
Option: We can always ding-dong ditch it

Like in front of Marco's house / in Star's room.
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>>1545878
I made my decision and am happier by this revelation.

Bring it on, we shall make this drake a monster fitting to be the pet of a God.
Or turn it into a monster worthy of our cause.
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>>1545896
That would be pretty funny.
Sadly it would still lead back to us, so we'd just get an angry Star at OUR doorstep with the thing.
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>>1545852
>>1545852

>Finally, you reach the top
>After a brief time spent being watched like a fox in the hen house Jeffry returns with not one but TWO sets of fascinating armor
>They're deep green
>Darker than the Hide was
>You run your finger down the scales
>They seem to shudder and writhe like living skin
>A: "Can I fuck this?"
>Jeff: "Pretty sure that's heresy."
>A: "Sheeeeee"
>You slip the Armor on underneath your cloak
>It's form fitting once it's over your head
>Warm too
>Jeff: "How's it feel? Does it breathe alright?"
>A: "Yeah. It's soft. Silky almost."
>Jeff: "Aaah the good old Pump-a-rum."
>Some sort of dimensional causality caused that reference you're certain
>No time for the logistics
>Jeff: "So. Ye interested in gettin' that skull made into a proper trophy?"
>A: "Huh?"
>Jeff: "Ye earned it, Lad. We don't normally go messin' with Drakes and their like because of the danger. Hoho until the lads get into the rut of course."
>A: "O-of course."
>J: "Ohhh I remember when me manhood day came. I went from 90 poon weakling to hoistin' Cow O'er me head in a single evenin. Why when me and the lads went out into the swamp we must have clear-cut a whole quarter Mile of grassland and left a hundred bodies in our wake."
>A: "Some of those were Swamp Drakes?"
>L: "Aye. The females are a bit...much for most kids. The males are a dime a dozen however. Only one in a hundred turns out to be a lady."
>A: "Deepest Lore."


>ANONYMOUS NOW HAS TWO SETS OF DRAKE SCALE ARMOR<

A passive 14 AC that does NOT restrict the use of Dexterity

>ANON'S AC IS NOW 18

>ANONYMOUS NOW HAS 300 GOLD COINS<
What the fuck are these worth back on your world?

>YOU HAVE OBTAINED ONE LIVING DRAKE EGG<
>You message Hekapoo about raising it
>H: "Lol welcome to parenthood there are no answers."
>A: "pls"
>H: "Should have used protection."
>A: "PLS!"
>H: "Now everyone will think ur a whore."
>A: "How do you deal with liking too many people at once?"
>H: "I don't really like anyone but me and food but food ain't a person. If it was I'd be food's slutty secretary."
>A: "Dammit."

>Your message to Star Butterfly has finally gotten response...es

>ANONYMOUS HAS 56 BUTT-BLASTED MESSAGES<

>haha
>fuck

what do?
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>>1545878
I have no regrets. Drake bell rocky the third son (or daughter) of mcmoot is the best thing that has happened to this quest.
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>>1545914
Blame it on Ludo then.

Plus, it's a good way of shitposting Star into helping us if she storms back to us with the egg. Easier than regularly asking, anyway. Can have her help us with where to dump it.
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>>1545917
Read the butthurt of course
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>>1545917
READ THEM! READ ALL OF THEM! AHAHAHAHAHHAA!
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>>1545917
use the flesh and maybe some of the teeth to fix zombina, then make it into a trophy
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>>1545917
Read as many as you can, then respond back with just this:

:^)
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>>1545917
>read butthurt
we Shitpost Warring now.

>Also, see about dat trophy
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>>1545917
>>1545917

UPDATED INVENTORY AND CHARACTER SHEET

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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FUCK YOU STAR !
UNICORNS ARE WAY BETTER!
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>>1545917
>Ask what kind of trophy we could get made
>Offer Star drake babby
Unless anyone can tell me the plan on how to keep this thing incubated and where we're going to keep it, I want to offload this thing as soon as possible.
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>>1545917
>Read the messages
>Bask in the toasty warmth of a tush-twisted twat
>Ask Jeff what he thinks of his princess
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>>1545917
Read the butthurt
Take great enjoyment in it too
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>>1545917
Tell Star we are going to feed our new pet nothing but narwhal and ask Hekapoo about how to invest 300 gold coins. Store the egg in our housevator for now.

Actually we should see if ludo's castle is still empty. If it is we can store the egg there and pick up some bones to use for Susan.
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>>1545917
ps READ THE MESSAGES MEWGGA
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Now is time to get the steve irwin book for baby petcare and the steve irwin book to understand all the fauna in the dimension
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>>1545917
>https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
Noice

We can ask the soldier his thoughts on the princess/royal family while we peruse Star's buttblast.

Lets get these coins dropped off in the vator and this egg dingdong ditched on her door.

Though we still need a mewnian skeleton for Zombina. I mean other skeletons will work too, but a mewnian skeleton is probably optimal.
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>>1545938
>>Offer Star drake babby
Don't.
What if that's actually some kind of Mewman cultural thing and you end up courting her with that gesture?
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>>1545917
Get some rest
Enjoy the butthurt slowly

What day is it?
If it's still sunday, chill with J&J
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>>1545960
All of a sudden, I'm considering giving her the drake babby....
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>>1545917
Read messages, we need to see the top kek.
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>>1545938
We should hit up quest buy for an egg incubator.
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>>1545960
>What if that's actually some kind of Mewman cultural thing and you end up courting her with that gesture?
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>>1545917
Egg needs someplace warm. Th e furnace that was it's mothers inside gave it what it needed up to this point. We've gone and destroyed that. If we're gonna do this right, we need a place that maintains that level of heat. First guess... Hekapoos Dimensional Forge. If that's a no fice, perhaps a semi-to-non-active volcano at our beach resort island getaway in Hawaii?
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>>1546003
this, i like this plan
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>>1546003
Why not our apartment? We can make fire too ya know
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We should ask what could we spent the gold on.
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>>1546003
Hekapoo's dimension is a terrible idea, because of the time difference. And Lava's a terrible idea because we need temps of 220F and Lava's minimum is around 700F, and maxes at over 1000F.

>>1546015
Eggs need constant heat, not just bursts of heat. I don't even know if we can maintain 220F.
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>>1546003
>>1546006
Guys, what you're proposing is crazy. Remember, Hekapoo's dimension has wacky time hijinks, what the hell would happen if the drake hatched there and they you brought it with you to earth? Would it turn into an egg again, or God forbid, just be an undeveloped embryo sans egg?
I don't thik we need to worry about heat though.
Read the updated bin
>>Swamp Drake Egg
>-It's still moving and generating it's own heat
>-You hope it loves you
I think we can just put it in our portable apartment and it would be fine as is.
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>>1546015
True... I suppose another alternative is go full mother mode, and keep it with you, using combustion to keep it warm...
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>>1546018
Mewman armor?
Never hurts to have a spare
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>>1546030
>Mewman armor
>After we just got our own armor for free
>That self repairs
I can think of literally a million better things to buy.
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>>1545938
This, might as well ask her if there is some guide to raising this thing while we have her attention.
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Jesus christ, I just realized. Girls go crazy for animals. Girls go crazy for baby's. They go straight nutty for baby animals. they fucking activate their almonds for 'responsible' guys. Is baby Drake our ticket to Harem end?
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>>1546030
>>1546018

Invest 100 gold for our future. Buy some properties or bank em.

The rest is for Chill day or Buyquest
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>>1546049
Y E S
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I am returned, boys

Time to count up the votes

This time taking less suggestions unless they have lots of support because god damn that was a meaty ass update
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>>1546025
It needs to be at about 200 degrees. We need to get a grill at quest buy that;ll accommodate it.
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>>1545917
We should check out the Magic and Arms shop, and see if there's anything useful we can find there.
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>>1546060
What magic and arms shop?
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>>1546057
Did someone said ass?
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>>1545917
>A passive 14 AC that does NOT restrict the use of Dexterity
>>ANON'S AC IS NOW 18
What was the AC on Anon's regular clothes without the DRAKE SCALE ARMOR?
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>>1546097
0 I think?
Don't know where that 4 came from.
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>>1546097
14
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>>1545927
>>1545928
>>1545930
>>1545934
>>1545933
>>1545936
>>1545938
>>1545939
>>1545945
>>1545944
>>1545965
>>1546003
>>1546015
>>1546024


>You open up your messanger
>It starts off slow
>With clearly kindling comments like
>S: "What the heck is wrong with you?"
>S: "I thought you were just a jerk but that poor Narhwal...did it eat their families?"
>Then it gets a little spicy
>S: "u jerk. Narwhals are kind and pure! They're the sword wielding pirates of the sea!"
>Then heated
>S: "I'm glad I punched Narwhal hater! You foof!"
>Then...
>Oh then

https://youtu.be/M-WF0PVi2FA

>PICTURES OF NARWHALS IN DRESSES
>Angry Star faces
>Demands
>S: "Please explain"
>S: "I thought you liked Unicorns?"
>S: "Narwhals are basically Unicorns!"
>S: "They need hugs! You fuck!"
>She cursed
>Holy god
>Christo in the Misto
>You made
>Star
>Say
>Fuck
>S: "I'm sorry for cursing. You just make me so MAD!"
>GOOD
>S: "I thought you were like Tom! Angry but trying your best! You LIKE being mean don't you?? IS THIS WHAT YOU WANT? YOU...YOU FRICK!"
>She's lost the ability to type about halfway through
>She's sending voice recordings
>She's showing you Narwhal biology
>Cuddling them
>S: "Unicorns aren't even bad! These things aren't opposed!"
>She shows you a Unicorn and Narwhal side by side
>S: "Don't you like each other!?"
>U: "Well, he owes me money."
>N: "I have no intent on paying it back."
>U: "So, no I do not."
>N: "Understandable."
>S: "AAAAHHHHHH!!"
>You send her one image
>A: " >Unicrons >The Same as Narwhals."

>Pic related
>A: " X_Files_Theme.mp3"

>S: "What is this!? ARE YOU CURSING ME?!"
>A: "yes"
>S: "WHERE IS THE MONKEY'S PAW!? HOW DO I BREAK THE SPELL!??"
>A: "Go up to Marco and ask him why he browses /fit/ all the time without ever lifting any weights."
>S: "That feels like a trick."
>A: "Tell him to read the Sticky and GoMad so he can get bitches."
>S: "I already used enough bad words today. If I say anymore my Mom might hear them through my magic mirror."
>A: "If you had 300 gold coins right now what would you spend them on?"
>S: "I would wonder where my other 700 gold coins are for the month..."
>A: "..."
>God dammit

cont
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>>1546135
>>1546135
God.


Star is so cute.
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>>1546135
By the Grace of our Lord, this music and butt-blasting mad Star send my sides on instant Rapture to Lord's side.

Glorious
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>>1546135
>Listening to the music while reading Star's buttflustering.
>>A: "If you had 300 gold coins right now what would you spend them on?"
>>S: "I would wonder where my other 700 gold coins are for the month..."
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ux1MPZOPgmk

Shit, she got us there.
Fucking rich princesses, man. We killed a drake the size of a building that usually takes an entire unit of full grown men to take down, by the skin of our teeth and good rolls during our preemptive gorilla warfare, and only got 300 chocolate coins to show for it.
Are you telling me she gets 1000 Choco coins a month for an allowance?
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>>1546146
I know we're supposed to hate her. I know that and yet...
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>>1546162
>by the skin of our teeth
Mewgga, we never even dropped bellow 10HP. The drake has technically been one of our easiest fights yet that wasn't with a regular human.
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>>1546167
>we're supposed to hate her.
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>>1546135

>You look up at Jeffry
>A: "Say. What can I spend this gold on?"
>Jeff: "Whatever you like, I'm a hunter not a cop."
>A: "I mean like...who accepts these?"
>J: "Have you ever heard the phrase 'Cash is King?"
>A: "All my life."
>J: "Well. Now you have 300 little kings in your pocket. Enjoy bullying the peasants and being scoffed at by lords."
>Jeffry huffs
>Especially the second part
>A nearby soldier glares at Jeffry for his heretical comments
>A: "Wanna hear the Princess of your Kingdom scream the word Fuck?"
>That soldier has turned blue
>Jeffry Laughs out loud and coughs up some weird black jelly

>He shows you to the nearby embattlements and helps you out with getting your Drake-Head stuffed
>That's right
>Big Ole Bitchin Drake Noggin' to decorate your pad
>A: "Jeffry could you like...come fuck my mom or something shit you've been helpful."
>Jeffry: "I'm both far too busy and very much not into humans. Sorry, lad."
>Damn
>You're off the hook for now, RON
>The taxidermy boys have left you with THE MEAT from that Drake Head
>You Use Muscles to hang the big fuckin' thing up on your wall
>It's pretty good
>Really ties the place together


>The Egg is Keeping itself heated for now
>You have officially added a DRAKE HEAD to your furnishings
>Star is mad as frick


CHOOSE

>Go to spend your LodesOfMone at Quest Buy
>Go spend your Lodes on Earth
>Go see Hekapoo
>Contact your Girlfriend about that Chill Day
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>>1546168
MEWGGA, the reason we got out the other side the way we did after shit rolls halfway through the fight that landed us with an out of commission Muscles and inside the jaws of the beast was because Susan came out with the save, and she paid for that shit with her body.
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>>1546180
I wanna hang with H-Poo. It's been a while since we've seen Big Sis.
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>>1546180
>Contact your Girlfriend about that Chill Day
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>>1546180
STAR BEST WAIFU EVER
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>>1546180
>>Contact your Girlfriend about that Chill Day
We've had a pretty emotional and murderful day, some relaxing would be nice.
Also we can talk with Jackie about what to do with Sabrina
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>loadsofmone
is that a reference to the british song in the 80?
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>>1546180
>Go see Hekapoo
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>>1546194
Support
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>>1546186
>Out of commission Muscles
MEWGGA! Muscles was jsut weakened down to +5 STR. We still landed a good attack on the drake from inside its mouth. Susan was a beast, but we could've gotten out of that on our own.
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>>1546097
>>1546103
>>1546105
Oh. I thought it was 10 but I might be mistaken 100K, or maybe that was our natural AC.
>>1546103
>Don't know where that 4 came from.
Apparently it's the base AC + Dexterity, as a special bonus of the DRAKE SCALE ARMOR from looking at
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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>>1546180
Secret cute Path
>Resume in the shitposting war. We cannot surrender after one mere strike on our dignity!
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>>1546180
>Contact your Girlfriend about that Chill Day
>Go see Hekapoo
>Go to spend your LodesOfMone at Quest Buy
whats more chill than a shopping spree?
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>>1546180
Quest buy! We sgould at least glance if they have something useful or new
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>>1546180
>Contact your Girlfriend about that Chill Day

CHILL DAAAAYYYYYY (before Sabrina or Jacko will get jelly)

>>1546210
Secret Lewd path
> Tell star about Marco's sailor moon outfits
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>>1546219
plus this
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>>1546135
Two birds, one stone. Go to Quest Buy but take Sabrina with us to hang out.
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>>1546219
I'm chill with this too.
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>>1546180
IF WE WANT TO CONTACT H-POO, FIRST, MAKE HER A PEANUT BUTTER AND JELLY, WITH BANANAS SANDWICH,
AND CUT OFF THE CRUSTS THIS TIME, YOU SAVAGES
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>>1546180
Contact grill about chill day

Text her mounted drake head
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>>1546210
Support.
We need to get that last word goddamn.
Then ask H-Poo if she wants to go shopping at Questbuy again. Or if we really MUST, ask Jackie if she wants to come with us to Questbuy instead, since we just came into some money, to make up for blowing her off to go monster huntan'
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>>1546229
hfw we only send her the crust cut from the bread
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>>1546180
As much as I want to go visit Hekapoo, I think we gotta see Jackie, especially after blowing her off the other day.

And, I mean, isn't Hekapoo's dimension already a hyperbolic time chamber? We should be able to go chill at the end of the day or whatever with little to no time usage if we wanna see big sis.
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>>1546225
>>1546225
Sabrina is tomorrow Sunday.
Today is Saturday.
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>>1546246
Big sis is a busy woman too ya know
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>>1546210
THIS!
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>>1546180
>>1546249
Editing to just go shopping then.
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>>1546280
Someday.
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>>1546180

Go see Hekapoo AND go buy and QuestBuy.
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>loadsamone
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>>1546307
Did you paste those on top of existing images?
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THE VOTES

>QuestBuy
2 votes

>Hekapoo
5 votes

>Shop on Earth
0 votes

>Jackie
6 vote

>Secret Shitpost path
6 boats

LE EBIN TIE
special event

>You wave goodbye to your new pals
>Then send one last question to Star
>A: "So, like. Do you know what's better than stacking cash?"
>S: "New friends and the adventure of having new lives connected to your own?"
>A: "What are you, gay?"
>S: "what's gay?"
>A: "Tell Marco he's the prettiest Sailor Scout."
>Silence for a minute
>So you take the chance to text Yagirl

>MESSAGE WITH JACKIE LYNN THOMAS<
>A: "hey"
>You send an image of a hermit crab on beach with a pair of shades
>J: "Sup."
>A: "I uh...I realized some stuff."
>J: "Like what? Are you trying to make Chicken Tender Casserole again?"
>A: "Nobody's ready for that. Not even me."
>J: "So what's up wild man? Ready to slow it down a little?"

>Star Messages you
>S: "He won't talk to me now what have you done!?"
>A: "Haha pressure him about it."
>S: "I thought you hated Marco. Why do you want me to call him pretty?"
>A: "Ever here of Hatefucking?"
>S: "pls tell me why"
>You start typing up a juicy one
>A tasty garbo post the likes of which will rustle a Gorillion Jimmies

>You hit send
>Then choke
>Because you just sent it to Jackie Instead of Star

>A: "Marco looks really good in a dress. Way too good for a guy. He has smooth legs and I don't think he'll ever need to shave. Now, I maybe not be chasing the cock but the boys does enough squats to be crackin' walnuts but he's got that Mexico sunkissed smooth skin and shit. I'd slap him with a wet eggplant and call him Mihjio. I wouldn't kiss him. Or hold his hand or anything but you should really get him in a skirt at least once so he can feel like a pretty princess and god damn I'd snatch that maiden head if he bent over for too long and I had some Taco Sauce on hand for lube."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM

>You are Anonymous
>You have hecked up
>You have so much Mone
>But your Pasta
>That's what your rich with now

SESSION END
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>>1546408
WELP
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>>1546408
YOU PRINCESS MARCO FAGGOTS!

WHAT HAVE YOU DONE?!
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>>1546408
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>>1546408
BWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

This is dank as fuq

>>1546429
Blame the tie
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>>1546408
bless
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>>1546408
Did... did we just veer into Princess Marco route a little?
Good sesh Quest, now I sleep, because GMT and I've been skipping sleep to witness this glorious shit first hand.
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>>1546408
bless... aw shit, Quest. When's the next time we have the pleasure to try and sort out this mess?
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>>1546408
HAAAAAAAA
EVERYBODY POINT AND LAUGH
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sOzM4ClFG1o
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>>1546408
After that text, for next week jackie dresses up exactly as marco.
10/10
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Good thing is we are sharing with Jackie the deeper stuff, bad thing is we shouldn't have shared our confused feelings for marco in a dress.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
WHEN. PLEASE TELL ME WHEN.
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>>1546472
>Deeper stuff
It was a shitpost. I doubt it was deeper than "this ought to make Marco really embarrassed"

>>1546436
Literally how though?
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"I swear I'm not gay guys!"
>Slaps Ferguson's ass
>Fists football players
>Wants to hatefuck ex-bestfriend
Straight as a fucking rainbow
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>>1546527
>First two things were the result of his lustful arm getting out of control
>The second one was a shitpost meant to piss off Marco, and wasn't genuine

Sounds straight to me.
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>>1546538
>wasn't genuine
Is it?

DUN DUN DUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUN
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>>1546548
>The path was apart of the secret shitposting path
>Anon wrote that with the expressed intention of doing it to piss of Marco and Star

>You start typing up a juicy one
>A tasty garbo post the likes of which will rustle a Gorillion Jimmies

Sounds pretty not genuine to me.
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>>1546556
Chill dude

we still have janna
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>>1546556
Don't lie anon. We all know the best troll, the most cunning and brutal is with truth. Nothing cuts as deep as the truth.

we have fapped to Marco once after he dressed up as a sailor scout
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>>1546567
come on, Janna's not going to be cool being our rebound girl.
Especially not after the relationship lasted for a day, tops.
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>>1546574
>we have fapped to Marco once after he dressed up as a sailor scout

What? No we didn't.
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>>1546512
>Literally how though?
You know as well as I do that there's some truth in what Anon's saying, you can't pull the "it's just shitposting" because then where does it stop? You'll have Anon railing Marco's boipucci while he's wearing a dress, but it would be completely fine and not "genuine" because it's just a joke! HAHAH MARCO IS SUCH A FAGGOT TRAP.
Jackie will now think we are gay for Marco, which from an outsider looking in, can very well be true.
>It all started when Marco ditched Anon to hang with Star. Can look like the jealousy of a spurned lover.
>Constantly do gay shit like slap Ferg's ass and fist football players. Sure it's Muscles, but barely anyone knows that.
>Fight Marco even though Jackie tries to dissuade Anon, in a show of obvious masculinity and slight machismo. e.i, that's some hardgay for you.
>Now this homoerotic shitpost, that comes off as Anon telling Jackie some deep secret.
At the very least Jackie will think we're bi.
If we aren't careful, she might start thinking we're with her only to lose the heat on the gay shit.
She might even try to help our unwilling self to "come out" and confess to Marco because of this mess.
I'm just saying, even if this was just a joke, we kinda raised a flag here.
>>1546590
Don't know about fapping, but Anon did admit to getting confused feelings when he saw Marco's Halloween costume once.
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>>1546607
God damnit
Stop giving Quest ideas
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>>1546607
I kind of can though, since this is specifically apart of the secret shitposting route. This was literally fabricated to play into Marco's insecurities.

That's like saying we picked the secret DEMON route, but really it was from a place of love and kindness. No, dummy. The secret DEMON route is one out of demony feelings like anger, and hate, and jealousy.

But yes, Jackie will definitely start thinking that if we don't nip this in the bud soon. But just because someone thinks we're one way doesn't mean it's the truth.
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>>1546657
>>I kind of can though
>>since this is specifically apart of the secret shitposting route.
>implying Princess Marco route isn't one huge shitpost.
Like I said, we raised a flag.
Not that I want to go that route, I'm just stating observable fact: new possibilities have been unlocked thanks to this, you can't deny that.
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>>1546706
Yes. Implications have been made to Jackie. She may view us in a different light until we clear things up. Marco still hates us though, Star still thinks we're a jerk. Anon still generally hates Marco too.
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>>1546408
Fuck i'm late, well thanks for running man
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>>1546408
Well then. Time to go on a Hate Date with Star.
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>>1546758
Fucking nice my man
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>>1546758
You, sir, are one magnificent bastard.
Never change.
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>>1546758
I could have sworn i know this art from old /sveg/... That traced Marco...

Hmmm... Ill crack the case someday. Good shit m'dude
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>>1546758
>>1546758
No worries, friend our session today was shortened because of how chaotic trying to do logistics can get. Haha, love your work.
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>>1546434
Shameless req for sauce google images show me nothing
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>>1546758
great work as always
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>>1546827
I have no answers for you, anon, I am sorry.
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>>1546772
>I could have sworn i know this art from old /sveg/
i did some stuff for old /sveg/ and other quests but i can't claim it up because that and all my previous draws and portofolio was on my old computer
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OK guys,maybe if we use the scissors to go where jackie is we could prevent her from reading this shit...
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>>1547338
It's too late
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>>1547338
We are beyond that now
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>>1547338
We need time travel.
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>>1547338
Gotta find a portal to the past, hopefully Aku will provide the rolls we need.
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Shit to do:
1. Get Zombina a new body with that drake meat.
2. Shop with that gold. We need some new decor for our sweet apartment.
3. Summon 2 tiny creatures as scouts. well worth the +1 willpoint
4. Date with Sabrina tomorrow
5. Go steal Skeletor's eyes of seeing the way
6. Head to dead world, construct wand.

Now, Ludo's raising an army and Star's getting more and more antsy about our evulz. That's some imminent danger, so we gotta git gud.

I wonder. If summoning fire, but with Feelz, gives a buff spell
then what happens if we try to raise dead, but we raise long-dead memories and emotions rather than corpses?
Can you do that or does that not work?
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>>1548276
Don't forget finding Mom in THE HOLE.

Also, we still need to go find bones for Susan.

And what would be the actual point of raising emotions? I guess I can see a few benefits for getting old memories, but why emotions?

Even then, from what I understand how raising the dead works is we will the soul of the dead person into a physical vessel, typically their dead body. So I'm not 100% sure it works the same with memories and emotions.
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>>1548276
>>1. Get Zombina a new body with that drake meat.
Don't we actually have to find her a new humanoid body? We can add to her current body by using the meats and bones of other creatures, but we can't really fleshcraft a humanoid girl's bod out of drake, at least not with our current knowledge of anatomy and skill level, and since Warcucks lost her body there's nothing to add to. Unless we go pic related and just graft her head into the first thing we find.
>>2. Shop with that gold. We need some new decor for our sweet apartment.
Also, I propose we buy ourselves a weapon. Sure Muscles can shapeshift into weapons including a gun now, but there will be times where Muscles might be weakened, out of commission or otherwise better used in his regular form.
Until we get our wand, it's best to have something we can fall back to that also boosts our options. I bet Questbuy has magical weapons that can conceal themselves or otherwise pop in and out of existence on command, we wouldn't want to worry about getting in trouble with the popo by carrying around a sword or something everywhere we go.
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>>1547420
I got you man
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>>1547338
Man, we know via mind reading Jackie reads /fit/.
She knows what shitposting is. And she'll understand if we explain we were shitposting at Star to fluster her.
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>>1548757
She'll probably understand more if we show her Star actually saying fuck.
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>>1548278
If thats the case, we should probably save some of Susan's body powder. So that if we rez her using another body, we can at least use the powder to give her something to soul-bond with.
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ANNOUCE-A-MENT A POST!

Nexta session will be THURSDAY bambino at-a 7:00 PM US-a Central Time!

Blesso dis Questo
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>>1546408
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>>1548785
eggy
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Hey thread, if Muscles were to jack us off would it be masturbation due to the fact he is part of our body or would it be the same as getting a handjob cuz he has a mind/will of his own?
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How mad/jealous would Star be if we save her kingdom from an army of monsters and gain official recognition from her parents?

We're planning on killing Ludo anyway, but we might get some nice bonuses from the people we save from him.
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>>1551262
She'd probably only be jealous if we swooped in and stole the victory right from her, or did some really sketchy stuff to get the victory.

Still debating on whether or not she'd be OK with killing Ludo. At least in the fashion we want. Which I do hope is "in the most brutal way possible."
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>>1551262
>save Mewni from monster incursion
>River and Moon what to reward the dashing hero
>Marries off Star to us
>Proceed to torment and love her for the rest of her married life as the King of Mewni
>Optional concubine(s) made up off the other routes for the Jacnon/Janon/Heckanon/haremfags/etc.

Is there any better endgame?
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>>1551294
Uh yes, one where we don't marry Star. Honestly the one you presented seems kinda shit, we don't seem to have many choices in that one.
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>>1551269
What would be the most brutal way possible? Raise a horde of undead to eat him alive? Burn his skin off? Leave it to Muscles? All of the above?

>>1551294
Man, if marrying off Star to us is considered a reward, I'd hate to see what their punishment would be like. Probably worse than whatever we could do to Ludo.

Star and Anon still hate each other right now. Maybe it'll change in the future, but if they were to marry right now one of them will end up dead by the end of the hour. Probably Anon since he doesn't have a wand.
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>>1551350
Honestly, when we get her back I want to follow Moms advice on what to do to him. With her backdrop, you KNOW she's got some fucked up forms of torture that we can use on Ludo.
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Quest on magic and it's types.
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>>1551449
Charge your phone
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>>1543195
https://pastebin.com/JXrmbwCA
Here is the next part of the story
Please enjoy
And pardon any spelling mistakes, I wanted to get this out before the thread started.
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WE LIVE!

>>1552884




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