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Last time on EDQ, anons got Liz very, very salty indeed.

You are also playing as Charlemagne, and you've been doing a bit to fufill your personal agenda while trying to rule...

Anyways, it seems the communists got taken care of, and Sweden seems to be prospering again...

A few things have transpired sicne the battle however.

The irrelivancy of mass charges and melee have become transparent to the officer Corp, and they've decided to revitilize themselves and innovate...

Choose an advanced army doctrine.

Manpower: 4 Million (1 Million in the army.)

Your army costs you about 50$ Million in income per year.
Your current income (after army and everything else): 300$ Million per year, roughly.

>Mass Infantry. (WW2.) (Your manpower goes up to 7 Million and your conscription laws become much more updated, along with you drafting from closer countries. The cost of your army is also reduced by half. Armor becomes a bit more expensive.)
>Blitzkrieg. (WW2) (Your army will become fully mobilized with trucks allowing for much faster movement, and armor cost will be reduced by half. Doubles the cost of your army however, and your men are forced to have lighter Anti-Tank guns and lighter Anti-Air. Armored Tanks cost is reduced by half, and are much more effective.)
>Specialist Corps (WW2) (Your army attempts to make your men "elite" rather then "grunts". Triples the cost of the army, but your entire army becomes much more effective but take much longer to train.)
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>>1522882
Also...

>Attempt to learn some doctrines from another race or country... (Each race has a special doctrine!)
>Write-in
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>>1522882
>Blitzkrieg. (WW2) (Your army will become fully mobilized with trucks allowing for much faster movement, and armor cost will be reduced by half. Doubles the cost of your army however, and your men are forced to have lighter Anti-Tank guns and lighter Anti-Air. Armored Tanks cost is reduced by half, and are much more effective.)
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>>1522882
>Specialist Corps (WW2) (Your army attempts to make your men "elite" rather then "grunts". Triples the cost of the army, but your entire army becomes much more effective but take much longer to train.)
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Keep in mind that the Blitzkrieg will discourge you from wanting less mobile and heavier races to participate, but Specialist Corps have a problem with huge armies.
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>>1522950
Changing to specialist then. Large armies are why biological weapons exist. Also don't forget to update twitter
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Specialist it is. Now choose between learning another doctrine or learning Specialist Blitzkrieg.

Mass Infantry Specialists is contradictory and not possible.
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>>1522987
Learn another doctrine
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>>1522987
Let's look at kobold
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God dammit guys. Why did you go for the specialist corps? Manpower is something we have to spare, not money.

I could've dealt with blitzkrieg but specialist corps is shit since it can't make full use of the manpower of our empire.


You realise this changes our entire military strategy? That all my ideas weren't calibrated for this style of war? This eliminates so many different styles of combat and other tactics we could've used!

Model-T tank doctrine, superior firepower and so many other methods are impossible or far harder with a focus on quality.
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Keep in mind the kobolds aren't going to say a word about their strategies, which are quite advanced for "Post WW2" tech, going to "Computer Era" shit.

So expect Kobold Doctrines to be very effective but also nearly impossible to learn unless you join it as an officer or get the legate mindcontrolled or some shit.

Also, keep in mind that Mass Infantry also helps your cities defenses as they get double the garrison. You can still vote for other things by the way anons.
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>>1523060
Fine, then I vote for spamming tanks
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>>1523060
What do you mean other things?
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>>1523063
You can try to revote from Specialist to something else.

Also, here's a quick example of what Revenaris is allowed to get.

>Crusader Warfare (WW2) (Only allowed if you either take control of the Papacy, or nationalize the remaining Crusader Orders. Charlemagne can do this if he makes the Empire more catholic-favored, or alternatively, try to make a religious order dedicated to warfare. Your infantry automatically pass all will saves in religious warfare, and are typically much more effective from their zeal in it, above average infantry. Though however, fighting other Catholics/religions the holy warriors worship will mean your army will be fucking shit at it. Can be combined with another tactic. Can be upgraded in the future...)
>Citizen Soldier (Your average citizen is required to be in the army. Increases manpower to 6 Million, and your citizens are more trained and disciplined in milita's once they retire, and in additionally the price of your army goes down by 1/4th. Slightly more effective general army, but produces quite a bit of discontent. Can be combined with another dcotrine)
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>>1523085
Can I get more details on
>Citizen Soldier (Your average citizen is required to be in the army. Increases manpower to 6 Million, and your citizens are more trained and disciplined in milita's once they retire, and in additionally the price of your army goes down by 1/4th. Slightly more effective general army, but produces quite a bit of discontent. Can be combined with another dcotrine)

How long are they soliders for? Two, three, years?
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>>1523085
I would like put a vote changing specialist to citizen soldier but including specialist jobs like doctors in the mix
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>>1523093
It's up to you, but the longer they are the more chance they have of dying...

Keep in mind you have to mix Citizen Soldier or Crusade Warfare with something else.
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>>1523085
Oh, and are you going to call an end to WRQ4? Its been 2 days since the last update
>>1523102
Then citizen blitzkrieg
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>>1523096
No, these are things you can have in addition to specialist I think. Although Citizen soldier doesn't work well with Specialist thanks to specialist wanting small numbers of troops to work with...


Also, I would like to begin a revote to change from Specialist corps to Blitzkrieg.


>>1523102
So how does it work? Are they automatically conscripted once they reach a certain age for a certain number of years excluding people in certain jobs and shit?
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>>1523108
>citizen blitzkrieg
What kinda mad max level bullshit are you going for here?
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>>1523108
I focus on EDQ, and I've been way too busy to WRQ to think about updating it. It might change in a week or two.

>>1523110
Citizen Soldier just means in order to be considered a full citizen they're encouraged to sign up for the army.

>>1523108
You can only choose to mix Crusader and Citizen with something else like Crusader Blitzkrieg or something.
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Note.
Blitzkrieg means soldiers need to be lighter.
So no half dragons.
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I would argue we should use Blitzkrieg.


As to what other thing we could try and get...I don't know can we have a few more generic examples?
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>>1523143
If we do then we'll have to change our officer corps from half dragons
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Keep in mind that Blitzkrieg can go down the path of making very powerful, big, and devestating tanks, along with mobile advances and "sudden" annexations of land which are suddenly fortified positions.

That's all anons could in theory grab right now.
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>>1523153
What is there down the mass infantry route?
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>>1523181
The ability to mass produce tanks and artillery for cheap, and gain even more manpower, along with some nice defensive bonuses.
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to sum it up it seems

>Mass infantry:More troops, better garrisons in fortifactions, spam mooks at people, They'll be behind technologically and poorly trained individually and in general low quality

>Blitzkrieg: Fast strike force to overwhelm forces, no heavy forces like half dragons and minos, same for weapons as well

>Specialist: Elite forces that we can outfit with high grade technology, costs more money
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So it seems the best option is specialist mass citizen army
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Rolling here in 25 minutes unless anons decide.
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>>1523199
>Mass infantry:More troops, better garrisons in fortification, spam mooks at people, They'll be behind technologically and poorly trained individually and in general low quality

They will be behind technologically by comparison to what we could achieve with other choices but will still be better equipped if we put the effort in.

>>Blitzkrieg: Fast strike force to overwhelm forces, no heavy forces like half dragons and minos, same for weapons as well

No heavy weapons or heavy races. Unless we produce specialised vehicles to carry them in both cases.

>>Specialist: Elite forces that we can outfit with high grade technology, costs more money

No real downsides besides the cost and the difficulties with larger numbers.
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>>1523222
I'm gonna go with mass infantry.
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>>1523208
No.

Because that would bankrupt your nation just from the cost, and you can only combine Mass Infantry with either Crusader or Citizen Service.
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>>1523237
not really.
We'd bankrupt ourselves unless we had a godly economy

We simply cant afford to keep them teched out and in mass numbers.
And they'd have poor training
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>>1523265
Good equipment doesn't automatically cost more.


For example, with moderate investment we could develop laser rifles thanks to the high density batteries and laser enhancing crystals we have.

Also, mass infantry doesn't mean badly trained infantry because training is cheap: you are paying them no matter what.
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Final roll call.
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>>1523299
>Mass Infantry. (WW2.) (Your manpower goes up to 7 Million and your conscription laws become much more updated, along with you drafting from closer countries. The cost of your army is also reduced by half. Armor becomes a bit more expensive.)
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>>1523270
it means they'll be subpar.

Basically specialist would be trained for a year.
These guys would be 3 months.

And those are a rare crystal we have to grow in a contained environment.

Simply put.
At best we can give the mass infantry average to above average.

Specialists we could start going a bit crazy with.

It's a quality vs quantity thing.
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>>1523301
>Basically specialist would be trained for a year.
These guys would be 3 months.
American basic training for their armed forces is far shorter than a year and they are considered one of the best trained forces on earth these days.

>And those are a rare crystal we have to grow in a contained environment.
Not really, it will just keep growing if we leave it, the controlled environment is to avoid the world becoming a giant crystal.

>At best we can give the mass infantry average to above average.
And we can have more than 7 million of them.

>Specialists we could start going a bit crazy with.
Or we rely on elite squads and a decent common soldier.

>It's a quality vs quantity thing.
Correct and quantity is better.
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I'm passing out anons. Decide by morning please.
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>>1523317
>To avoid the world becoming a giant crystal.
And we kinda should so growing them isn't going to be EZ PZ. It takes care and precision

And the year thing is just a comparison I got from OP since I was asking about that.

>Elite squads.
We don't really have any elite squads. Just personal regiments that aren't that elite.

>Quantity is better.
That's opinion.
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>>1523325
>And we kinda should so growing them isn't going to be EZ PZ. It takes care and precision
It is a simple thing to upscale the production.

>And the year thing is just a comparison I got from OP since I was asking about that.
Okay just pointing it out.

>We don't really have any elite squads. Just personal regiments that aren't that elite.
Those regiments are elite and we can make them far better if we bothered to invest in their training, equipment and shit.

>That's opinion.
In a world where you can lose thousands in a moments notice and without them having a single chance to fight back. I would see quantity as great.
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I think we should get a list of the various disciplines of the various races. Because we all seem to be ignoring them and mass infantry is the only main option appealing to me right now
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Back because I couldn't sleep.

Keep in mind, to even know what a race's discpline is you require a few in the officer corp, and to actually use them you need them as a majority for a while.

Anyways, here's a quick history I was thinking about a bit for Germany.

1944: Hitler assassinated in Operation Valkyria. Helmuth James Graf von Moltke manages to negotiate an early peace with the Allies. Graf von Moltke sets into motion the foundation of a democratic Germany in the Second Versailies Treaty. As due to the "early peace" with Germany, Germany keeps most of the territory gained in the Second World War, but does lose a bit of land and is reduced greatly in manpower and industry. France is restored, and the territories of the Balkan lost. In a year's time, it is united under Serbia, with Albania and Romania the only other remaining Balkan state. Italy itself has the Pope step into power in a semi-religious coup.
Popular demand for a "second" Fuhrer leads to concessions. Germany is made into a elective monarchy by nobility by the Allies. Helmuth James Graf von Moltke feels betrayed by this, along with most of the German people.
Helmuth is forced to flee Germany after he was nearly assassinated by the remnants of the Nazi Party.

Soviet Russia is pushed back after the Germans consolidate to deal with them under leadership of Wilhelm II. Wilhelm II dies not too long after cementing his position by winning the war against Soviet Russia by capturing Stalingrad and encircles Moscow in a very bloody battle, and manages to luckily capture Stalin in his flight away.

His heir, Wolfgang, takes power. He declares annexation of Romania after it's soviet occupation. Not too long after, Austria declares rulership over Hungary after it's brief seperation, and under fear of a combined German-Austrian force, surrenders quickly and becomes a state under Austria, to this day.

A year after you come around, and Wolfgang was killed by poison at a mead hall. Germany is in the midst of somewhat severe public unrest and a great feeling of betrayal by the leaders of Germany due to the Second Versailes Treaty. But due to the great manpower, absolutely titanic industry manpower, and innovative nature, is firmly planted in the League of Nations.

This is a general history of Germany, which I felt lacking.
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>>1523454
So what you are saying is that the germans are angry, armed and able for a third world war?


Welp, let's make it 3 times in a century...
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Some things about the different races in our empire and what military doctrines they'd prefer.

Werewolves and Half-Dragons prefer up-front charges.
Humans are the most 'tactically flexiable and prefer combined arms.
Dwarves and Yuan-Ti prefer defensive styles of combat and bombardment.
Minotaurs vary. They can be either for up-front charges or for the more educated, bombardment and combined arms.
Elves tend to favor guerrila warfare.

Also the Kobolds prefer armored warfare to encircle and destroy the enemy.
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>>1523698
The kobolds are also obsessed with traps.
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>>1523702
Yeah, you can probably expect stuff like really good mines and a a lot of them but apperantly they emphasize a type of Blitzkrieg doctrine. I think this is to get more prisoners.

Also I'm voting for Mass infantry and citizen soldiers.
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>>1523475
They are, but lack any unity to do much.

Going to be back in a while anons.
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Anyways, Mass Infantry wins, and Citizen Service will be an option later.

Your officer corp has reformated to have a much better supply line and field further troops on the battlefield.

You can also institute a few orders to make your soldiers better...

You can institute two orders. You can institute more as your officers get more competent.

>Fascist Orders (Focus around highly nationalistic and loyal army. Most options will increase the time it takes to recruit and might decrease manpower due to picky recruitment methods. Allows you to take complete control over the army and customizize it to the max.)
>Monarchist Orders (Many of these make certain regiments/elite regiments extremely loyal and very powerful.)
>Mass Infantry Orders (Many of these attempt to increase your manpower or increase the loyalty of your men by more harsh means. Can decrease recruitment time further and lead to better defense in some cases.)
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>>1523959
>Mass Infantry Orders (Many of these attempt to increase your manpower or increase the loyalty of your men by more harsh means. Can decrease recruitment time further and lead to better defense in some cases.)
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Mass Infantry Orders.

>Penal Regiments. (Sign prisoners up for the army. You gain 2 Million Manpower, but these penal regiments are less effective than usual, and are usually highly disloyal.)
>Political Commissars (Your ideology has "political officers" to maintain morale by propoganda on the frontlines and dispense punishment. This increases the discipline and morale, and combat effectiveness of your men, but slightly decreases their loyalty. Can be upgraded to make them more "heroic" or more "terrifying" later. Will also slowly convert your soldiers towards your ideology.)
>Laxed Youth Recruitment. (Relaxed restrictions on recruiting the youth. Will hurt manpower slightly in the future if you take too many casaulties.)
>Artillery Enforcement (Doubles the rate of production on artillery and makes it even cheaper to field, and makes them even more effective. Halves the time it takes to make artillery. Makes your tanks take twice as long and twice as expensive.)
>Citizen At Arms (Your citizens are considered to be ALWAYS part of the military, and given military training. This helps your soldiers gain experience upon recruitment and their quality, along with having a more militant culture, but revolutions and revolutionaries are likely to be well-trained.)
>Scraping the Barrel (You'll recruit from even the disabled, elderly and mentally ill. Has quite a few disadvantages, but increases your manpower by 3 Million.)
>Service by Requirement. (Conscription can be activated at any time, anywhere, to anyone. This decreases the loyalty of the upper classess since they'll be drafted just as much as the lower classes, but increase your manpower by 1.5 Million.)
>Female Regiments. (Institute Female Regiments. Your manpower will increase by 8 Million, but will cause lots of unrest among traditionalists and the female regiments will not be the best in a fight.)
>We Have Reserves (Recruitment speed decreased by 50%, meaning your men just need a month and a half. Quality drops further.)
>Hold the Line. (Your infantry are doubly more effective at defensive combat and you can now fortify cities to be more resistant against rebellion or invaders.)

Only choose two anons.
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>>1524031
>Hold the Line. (Your infantry are doubly more effective at defensive combat and you can now fortify cities to be more resistant against rebellion or invaders.)
>Artillery Enforcement (Doubles the rate of production on artillery and makes it even cheaper to field, and makes them even more effective. Halves the time it takes to make artillery. Makes your tanks take twice as long and twice as expensive.)
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Waiting for more votes.
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>Hold the Line. (Your infantry are doubly more effective at defensive combat and you can now fortify cities to be more resistant against rebellion or invaders.)
>Artillery Enforcement (Doubles the rate of production on artillery and makes it even cheaper to field, and makes them even more effective. Halves the time it takes to make artillery. Makes your tanks take twice as long and twice as expensive.)
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Hold the Line and Artillery Enforcement wins.

Right now, anons can choose a country to "fortify" next to and assist in an invasion, or they can look into fortifying a city.

You have "three" enforcement points. Cities can support up to 3 max in peace time of fortifications, and 6 in wartime of fortifications. Borders can have up to 2 before it's considered to be "aggressive".

Actions

>Set up fortifcations at Normandy. (0)
>Set up fortifications at Paris. (0)
>Set up Fortifications up against Greece. (0)
>Set up Fortifications against Egypt (0)
>Set up Fortifcations against Iran (0)
>Set up Fortifications in Stockholm. (0)
>Set up Fortifications in Rome (0)
>Set up Fortifications in Hansodr (0)
>Set up Fortifications in Oslo (0)
>Set up Fortifications in Moscow (0)
>Write-in
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>>1524173
Against Iran, in Rome and in Stockholm
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Iran, Rome, and Stockholm it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how effective Charlemagne is at planning defenses...

+3 for ideas on weak city defenses being able to be set up easily.
+2 for defenses for half-dragon soldiers, and other larger races.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1524240
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>rolled a Nat 20 on fortifications
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You are now FORTIFYING THIS POSITION.

So, choose two trait for Charlemagne anons.

>(Fortification Naturalist)Charlemagne turns out to be an absolute natural at the art of defensive fortifications. Every fortification will count as 2. Charlemagne's defenses can also go up to 10, rather than 6 in times of war, and 6 peace fortifications.
>Stockholm or Rome have maxed out fortifications, along with being able to be built up to 12 fortifications whenever you want.
>(Inspired Fortifier)Charlemagne can construct mega-defense project of Charlemagne's idea is to be built. This will be likely a very, very advanced defensive position, but will be very expensive and time consuming.)
>(Defensive Strategist) Attacking from regions with +3 Fortifications grants your troops a bonus in their assault, and defenses are even more effective.
>(Glorious Constructer) Regions with defenses have more loyalty from the prestigious constructions that Charlemagne construct.
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>>1524270
>(Fortification Naturalist)Charlemagne turns out to be an absolute natural at the art of defensive fortifications. Every fortification will count as 2. Charlemagne's defenses can also go up to 10, rather than 6 in times of war, and 6 peace fortifications.
>(Glorious Constructer) Regions with defenses have more loyalty from the prestigious constructions that Charlemagne construct.
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Anyone else anons?
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>>1524288
I could agree to this
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Fortification Naturalist and Glorious Constructer it is.

The fortifications of course are of the highest quality...

Now of course, you've also gotten a bit of a crazy idea... Maybe you should propose to Svana?

The only drawback is that it might piss off the humans though the Yuan-Ti would certainly love it...

Hm.

Actions

>Marry her.
>Don't. It's a terrible idea...
>...You erm... You shouldn't marry a snake lady, that's not becoming of you...
>Write-in
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>>1524407
On a Cale of 1-10 how much would Humans be pissed? Also what about Half-Dragons.
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*scale
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>>1524407
>>Marry her.
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>>1524412
Half-Dragons would also be pissed.

About a 7.
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>>1524407
>Marry her

They've been together forever.
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>>1524615
Not for ants version
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You of course, decide to say fuck it and marry her.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well this goes with Charlemagne.

+3 if Charlemagne can find a fancy way to propose?
+2 if you can try to compliment the lovely body of Svana?
+2 if you can also try to talk to her about how great life with her would be.
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1524630
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Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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>>1524652
Place it a piece of bread at a dinner date
>inb4 she chokes to death
Your scales are the smoothest things to ever rub against my body?
Just think how it would be spending the rest of our lives together! Just you, me, and our children
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

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Of course, when you propose to Svana, she eagarly hugs you and of course, the two of you make out...

Where do anons want Charlemagne to get married at?

>A church!
>At the vatican? (You'll need to convince the pope... But Svana would be utterly in love!)
>A quiet monastary?
>Right here, right now!
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>>1524680
>>At the Vatican? (You'll need to convince the pope... But Svana would be utterly in love!)
Why would he say no? Free advertising!
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>>1524680

Find the nearest holy man and have him marry you both right then and there.
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>>1524680
>A church!
It should at least be a Cathedral that's 500 years old
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>>1524686
this
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Vatican it is.

However, you have some unfulfilled obligations to do.

Such as getting her a ring... Oh, and a best man. Not to mention you erm... You kind of need her parents to agree.

What do first?

>Get her a ring.
>Get her parent's approval...
>Attempt to find a best man?
>Get married anyways!
>Write-in
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>>1524838
>Get her a ring.
Who would be the best man available?
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>>1524838
>>Get her a ring.
>>1524851
Claw
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>>1524856
How about a person besides the autistic Slaaneshi werewolf?
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>>1524851
Probably revenaris
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>>1524866
Revenaris is kind of out of contact anon.
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>>1524868
What about Basil or Viktor. Can one of them cut time out of college or politics to be here.
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>>1524871
Viktor would certainly come. Basil though is a 50/50.
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You decide to get her a ring, and decide to find out who's avaliable.

Treasury: 30$ Million

Choose one anons.

>A small ring. (Free)
>A moderate-sized ring. (0.5$ Million.)
>A large ring, very impressive... (1$ Million.)
>A HUGE ring, worthy of an empress! (1.5$ Million)
>Write-in (She'll like custom rings!)
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>>1524911
>Write-In
A ring with a serpentine design.
Wrapping around the finger and finishing with a snake holding a gemstone up in it's mouth
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>>1524923
this
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You spend about 1.5$ Million on the ring. It's quite expensive, but custom made...

You of course, present it to her at dinner time in a piece of bread. She's extremely flattered, and hugs you, and seems very grateful.

You call a few people up...

Claw seems too nervous to really join, and mentions how he's kind of busy.
Basil seems too busy to handle the requirements of a best man, but he'll try to show.
Viktor seems a bit awkward and mentions how he'll go.

Lacking anyone else, you go with Viktor.

Do anons want to try and get her parents approval?

>Yes!
>No!
>Write-in
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>>1524923
What about a ring that has a serpent and a Draconic figure intertwining and wrapping around the finger in opposite paths but both meeting to hold the gemstone in their mouths.
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>>1524959
>>Yes!
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>>1524959
>Yes!
I don't remember ever meeting them but okay
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>>1524961
supporting
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You of course, decide to look into meeting her parents...

This of course will take a while, but hopefully it'll be worth it...

Anyways, choose one thing to do anons.

>Try to convert people as Vasura. (Might as well finish this off!)
>Try to get Liz to not hate you as Renexizious!
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>>1525001
>Try to convert people as Vasura. (Might as well finish this off!)
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Conversion it is.

You are now Vasura, and you are PANICING.

Mostly from Ren kind of forgetting about YOU KNOW CONVERTING PEOPLE?!

You'd think that guy would at least convert a FEW! Not just ONE guy and forget about it...

By Venus, you are ticked off... Normally you'd relax by watching some television or magazines, but right now you actually have to do things. Luckily, this is your speciality! Converting people to a different religion... All that stuff.

...You need to really find a good place to convert people.

Actions

>Try to convert the more... Well, a good start would be prostitutes, honestly! Or sexually deprived men, that too.
>...Hm. A GREAT start would be among the nobles! They're usually either corrupt, degenerate, or something like that...
>...Soldiers. Simple enough, they like women who flirt with them a bit, mostly because they're worried about getting shot or something... They're also so sweet with presents!
>Write-in to try and appeal to another class of people.
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>>1525069
Try to appeal to artists, jewelry makers and musicians.
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>>1525081
supporting
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You snap your fingers! Artists!

By far the least valuable members, but also surprisingly enough the most gulliable and impressionable... Yes!

You of course, go out to find somesort of art convention...

Though you get a bit of an idea...

100 people needed for conversion.

Actions

>...Perhaps you should pursue a bit in making some artwork for this convention... Artwork subtly woven with symbols of Venus... That worked in your Slaaneshi days...
>You should just show up, talk to a bunch of artists who are probably living with their parents, and make them interested in talking with you and dialoging and all that sort of thing.
>...You know what the BEST way to convert people? Take them to a back room... Show them your daemonette form, and remind them of the power of cha- Venus. Yeah. That should work. Most people on seeing godly creatures convert... (Can be very effective... But be careful about luring the wrong people)
>...Take some more extreme methods. Maybe something a bit more... Corrupting, so to speak. (This will corrupt people slowly to worship the Hellenic Gods... These also target a much larger audience, allowing for larger conversions!)
>...Maybe you can just try to be normal and try to talk about religious doctrine or whatever and convert people? (Vasura is bad at this. Less morally ambigious though.)
>Write-in

Keep in mind her "Warp fuckery" options won't corrupt or mutate people, but will corrupt them into worshipping Venus/Roman gods.
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>>1525163
>...Maybe you can just try to be normal and try to talk about religious doctrine or whatever and convert people? (Vasura is bad at this. Less morally ambigious though.)
I know it probably isn't the most effective option but it's the most "good" option.
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Anyone else anons?
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>>1525163
>...Perhaps you should pursue a bit in making some artwork for this convention... Artwork subtly woven with symbols of Venus... That worked in your Slaaneshi days...
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Rolling here in 20 minutes I guess.
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>>1525358
I'll vote making a some artwork for this convention
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Alright.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how effective this is.

+3 for artwork portraying Venus in a positive light?
+1 if it can have slightly lewd undertones.
+1 if you can somewhat be angry towards Renexizious...
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Rolled 5 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1525403
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1525403
Some modern takes of that one painting of her
In slightly sexual positions
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Rolled 8 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1525403
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Well, if anons want a higher success, just come up with ways to somewhat be angry towards Renexizious in the paintings.
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>>1525659
Have one being Venus beating up a dragon while in a seductive pose
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8+10=18

Of course, your corrupted paintings are... Well, effective you suppose. You get plenty of claps at the meetings, and judging from the look, you've gotten a few converts... At least fourty-five, easily. They'll be thinking for a good long time on the value of Hellenicism...

Actions

>Look into corrupting more...
>Try to get into an actual religious conversation? (Won't be too effective.)
>Well... Maybe fourty-five is enough. (It's not.)
>Write-in
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Rolled 3 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1525403

A naked Venus standing ontop of a dragon's neck, carrying two babies.

So what all have I missed?
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>>1525721
>>Look into corrupting more...
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>>1525721

>Look into corrupting more...
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>>1525721
Charlemagne has become a master at fortifications which is all that matters right now. Although in the last thread, anons rolled like 3 ones in a row while tumbling Liz which caused her to find the Drow harem in the Kobold village and to hate us. We're currently at a imperial paradise world as a type of vacation. Also we kind of destroyed a city that we were trying to get for Cortez whilst tumbling Liz.

>>1525721
>Look into corrupting more...
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You of course, decide to corrupt further, as is your strong suit.

Actions

>Attempt to corrupt some people with your true form. Most who even look upon it are very likely to convert... Though you should do it in a back room or something to avoid suspicion.
>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
>Write-in
>Write-in
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>>1525761
>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
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>>1525747

>Three ones in a row
>Liz found drow harem
>she's pissed
>mfw

>>1525761

>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
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>>1525761
>>Try to talk to people and use your shockingly good looks, slightly debauched nature, to charm them into joining your religion.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+3 if Vasura can think what the most appealing way to look to a clearly desperate artist with her shapeshifting ability. (+1 if she can induce pressure on them during their short conversation...)
+2 if Vasura can of course, be extremely seductive...
+2 if Vasura can find a way to make her targets interested in the Roman gods...
+1 if she can be lewd.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1525808
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Rolled 4 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1525808

Find a few guys and give a few dick tickles, telling them that they can draw her. And tell that if they worship the Roman Gods are good at giving rewards for those who worship them and will do whatever they can to help the gods,

And for ladies grind against them and tell them that they'll either end up bi or a lesbian if they weren't already because of Vas. And mention Venus accepts all and will give them their idea form of beauty.
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>>1525783
To give a point of reference for how ad it was; you might recall a scale for how characters feel about Ren. Liz was like 90 or 100 and would always consider us. Now her opinion of us has dropped to 35.
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>>1525849

Wow, we better start off with giving Liz entire gemstone mines for jewelry and do what she asks in bed.

Christ's hand holes and glorious beard and hair.
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>>1525874
On the plus side Ren can't flirt with new women anymore. Only with the dozen or so other woman who he has affairs with in the past
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15+12=27

You of course, grab a few unfortunate artists, who look quite desperate and lonely by underneath, and of course get them to eagarly draw you and that sort of thing... If they convert to Venus, of course. And finally, for the ladies you can't help but hint at a good time and mention how great it would be if they just so happened to be hellenic...

This of course, corrupts another fourty people into this... Now of course, you just need to get the last few desperate artists and you'll be done for the day.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to get the last few.

+3 if you can use your shapeshifting ability to appear even more attractive throughout this...
+2 if you can be quite lustful towards both genders. (+1 if she can however, shy away from actually doing sex... Renexizious might not be the smartest dragon or capable of long-term thought but you aren't going to embarrass him by sleeping about with others... It just wouldn't be as fun without him.)
+2 if she can of course, seductively find a way to shill for Venus.
+1 if she can slightly get in a position of domination in the midst of said corrupting.

If everything's done, autosuccess.
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1525896
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>>1525890

And thus ends an era. Oh well, I just want to be sure do one thing.

Eat a few hundred out of the trillions of Hindu gods to get max power boosts.
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>>1525898
Speaking of gods and power, I think you should join the discord. There's a shit ton of redpills about the game there
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>>1525896

Shapeshift to have bigger tits, give long and sensual licks to man and woman alike, while licking whisper "Worship lady Venus of the Romans, she'll reward you greatly should you spread her worship and the other gods.", make sure they're on their knees.

>>1525909

Link?
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>>1525922
https://discord.gg/BbzTura

A bit more and it'll be an autosuccess.

I tend to get drunk on the discord and share spoilers and shit, so yeah.
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>>1525927

Be sure to just tease, only Ren can give the daemonette dragon dickings. And danke. Is this enough for an auto?
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>>1525957
Eh. Either just come up with a bit more reasoning on why, or just continue to be lustful towards both genders I suppose.
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>>1525967

Hey, Ren saved her from Slannesh's jizz covered grip. She has a better life involving Venus, it'd be ungrateful to fuck a random person to shill Venus' worship.

Speaking introduce said randoms to Vas' tits, face first
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You of course, manage to easily get the rest of the corrupted converts...

This erm... You have a bit of a strange feeling, actually. You erm... You don't feel stressed, nothing like that. Or tense. It's rather strange, since you started to worship Venus you felt unstable... Now you feel somewhat at ease...

Huh.

You of course gently pull the man who was in the middle of your tits out, and head home...

Interesting...

Vasura has upgraded a bit.

Choose one anons.

>Warp Fuckery. (Vasura can of course, manipulate the warm as a Daemon. She can learn to cast spells, and use the Warp as an illusion. She'll also be able to see through illusions better and detect other demons/warp tainted individuals.)
>Demonic Evolution. (Vasura becomes a more powerful daemon. This is a powerful upgrade, but keep in mind, she'll have more effect on people.)
>Cult Leader. (Vasura tends to easily inspire loyalty towards her, and finds it easier to be in command of others.)
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>>1526035
>Warp Fuckery. (Vasura can of course, manipulate the warm as a Daemon. She can learn to cast spells, and use the Warp as an illusion. She'll also be able to see through illusions better and detect other demons/warp tainted individuals.)
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>>1526038
This, we need more demon detection.
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Vasura can now cast spells, and use the warp as an illusion and detecte demons/warp tainted individuals.

Roll me a 1d20+4 by the way, anons. This is to see if you can detect anyone chaos related in your court.
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1526065
Ren isn't aware that Slaanesh is taking control of Claw does he.
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13+4=17

The only individual you find is Claw. Who reeks a bit of Slaaneshi taint, but isn't actually worshipping... But is instead quite influenced.

Hm. You never really talked to the guy... Not really your type.

Actions

>Tell the spymistress Frankizka? (Claw will likely get BLAMed.)
>...Get your inqusitiorial hat and robes out, you're going to get rid of Slaanesh's influence over him!
>...Maybe you should ignore it. He's quite harmless.
>Write-in
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>>1526080
>...Get your inqusitiorial hat and robes out, you're going to get rid of Slaanesh's influence over him!
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>>1526080
>...Get your inqusitiorial hat and robes out, you're going to get rid of Slaanesh's influence over him!
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You of course, decide to help Claw...

How are you going to do that?

>...You know, you should try to corrupt him AWAY from Slaanesh. Maybe you can do that somehow? That might be good... But how?
>...Maybe you should try talking to him...
>...Try to get rid of his addictions. Maybe it'll help him?
>Write-in
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>>1526080
>...Get your inqusitiorial hat and robes out, you're going to get rid of Slaanesh's influence over him!
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>>1526132
>...Maybe you should try talking to him...
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You of course, decide to introduce yourself to him!

You knock on his door, and put a cheery face on, and as soon as he opens he sees you. He immediately notices what your wearing.

"Are you um... Who are you?"

"Oh, I'm Vasura!"

"...I-I um... Why are you wearing a-"

"Inquisitorial outfit? Well... I thought it'd be fun."

"O-Oh... I um... Hi."

"Hi! Can I come in?"

"I erm... Uh... Right now?"

"Yeah!"

"Heh... I um... It's kind of dirty... I erm... Uh..."

He seems to be awkwardly stammering.

"...I um... So... Who are yo- Shit, I um... Have I seen you before?"

You try to not giggle. He's really, really bad with talking to girls.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can indeed talk and gain access to his room for a private conversation.

+2 if you can use your inqusitiorial power of being very attractive to gain entrance.
+1 if you can try to find a reason to talk to him and go inside?
+1 if you can be seductive...

If everything is done, autosuccess.
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Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1526223
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Anyone want to do the bonuses?
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Continuing here in about 25 minutes anons. Allowing samefagging if you can try to be seductive.
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1526223
Use puppy dog eyes.
Time for karma of having a cute girl use puppy dog eyes on him
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15+5=20

You of course, use puppy dog eyes.

He is completely unable to respond, and just asks for a moment to clean up.

You agree, and after a minute he opens the door for you...

It erm... Well, it looks nice. Didn't he hold some guy hostage or something?

Also, the room looks postively spotless!

"I um... I kind of had to clean up."

"Really? What did you clean?"

"Just some um... I kind of spilt some chips early."

"Really? I'd thought there would be more slime or something..."

He mutters something.

"...Liz hates it. She even threw out my friend."

"Oh, how sad... Well, thank you for cleaning up... Where do I sit?"

"I um... Erh... There's a chair you can sit in. It's a bean bag one."

"Bean bag?"

"It's um... I got it imported from the Americans."

"Really? What's an American?"

"It's... A country? Yeah... It's erm... Really free, you know?"

"Oh, I see... You know, by far my favorite country has to be Italy. Very nice food... Nice looking women... The guys are weak, but that's nice in it's own right."

"...I um... You like girls?"

"Well, yeah."

"I-I um... How does a... How does a girl like other girls?"

"...Oh, well... I find them attractive, so to speak... Are you mortals typically not very... Outgoing?"

"I um... I never really go outside..."

"Oh, that's a shame. Lots of things to see..."

"Y-yeah..."

He's quite shy, it seems.

Actions

>Ask him what he does?
>...Try to look into addressing what his hobbies are?
>...Have you ever talked to anyone called Slaanesh?
>...Use your charm. You might find something that you can use to try and uncorrupt him, and he'll certainly talk easier.
>Write-in
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>>1526471
>Ask him what he does?
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>>1526471
>Ask him what he does?
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"So, what do you do?"

"I um... Play video games... I um... Paint stuff. You know, like figurines... I also kind of play D&D I guess..."

"Oh. Do you do anything else?"

"I mean, there's work, but I don't do it much... It's really boring. A lot of numbers... I have to manage Hansodr... Yeah. It's boring."

Actions

>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.
>...Maybe you should relax a bit with the... Well, the relaxation?
>...Would you say you mess around more then do work?
>...Try to use your charm.
>Write-in
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>>1526542
>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.
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>>1526542
>>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.
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>>1526542
>Try to make him like working? That could be the problem.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can encourage him to work!

+2 if you can use your natural charm and be seductive to have his attention!
+2 if you can talk to him about the benefits of working hard!
+1 if you can be cheerful, and relatively at ease.
+1 for ideas to get him to like working.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1526578
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Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1526578
"If you work hard, then Ren will like you more for trying to help him. Not to mention that people will respect you more for working hard. I know you can do it!"

Smile at the autistic fuck. Be cute as shit.
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>>1526607
You'll have to specify how you'll be cute. Otherwise, it's good.
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>>1526634
Smiling isn't cute? Shit...


Possibly do some sort of little hop on the spot at the last sentence.
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16+10=26

You of course, give him a nice smile.

"If you work hard, then Ren will like you more for trying to help him. Not to mention that people will respect you more for working hard, and I know you can do it, Claw!"

You of course, give a bit of a hop of enthusiasm, and he kind of chuckles nervously.

"I mean... I um... I guess I can work a bit more."

"How much more?"

"...A little?"

Actions

>...You know, girls like me don't like guys who just sit around all day...
>Tisk. That's not good enough... Encourage him further!
>...A little is good enough!
>Write-in
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>>1526695
>>Tisk. That's not good enough... Encourage him further!
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>>1526695
>Tisk. That's not good enough... Encourage him further!
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You let out a tisk...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how hard you can get him to work...

+3 if you can sassily find a way to notify him that you are a bit displeased.
+2 if you can find a rather lustful way to entice him into working harder.

Autosucces if everything is done.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1526729
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Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1526729
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16+4=20

Of course, you tisk slightly.

"Real professional... You can't sit around all day, doing nothing. No one likes that. It's boring, not to mention Renexizious is your friend and your taking advantage of him..."

"I am?"

"Well, of course! Living in his home, not doing anything..."

"I um... I didn't really think he'd be off-"

"Well, I mean, come on. You even probably had sex in his home or something. You need to make it up to him by working and showing your improving!"

"...I um... I guess that makes sense."

"Good! Now, why don't you work on that city?"

"...Right... I'll um... Sure."

"Thanks! I should get going, but thank you for taking that into consideration!"

You get up, and give him a hug, and talk to him a bit...

"And believe me when I say thanks. Women love this sort of thing, you know..."

"O-o-oh..."

"...Guys working hard, sweating... Sensational... Isn't it?" At this point, you whisper it like it's somesort of dirty secret into his ear.

"I-I-I-"

"...You DO want to work, right? You don't want to be... Somesort of failure?

"N-n-no... I-I can work."

You smile, and pat him on the head and leave. He seems very, very confused...

Claw's chaos taint has gone down by a bit!

Of course, as you leave you consider what else you can do... You know, you've gotten so much done today... Maybe you should take yourself out for a treat. There's probably some good pornography or strip club nearby... All this work and charming people has certainly gotten you in the mood...

...Though maybe you SHOULD do something before taking a break and relaxing...

That's when you suddenly remember something.

Wasn't... Wasn't Renexizious invited to somesort of barbecue by the American embassy today?

Oh shit, that's right, he fucking was...

You going would be... Kind of strange. You've never really eaten food before, just faked it. Not really natural to eat it...

Actions

>Head to the American embassy for that barbecue. You can help Renexizious with diplomacy, and at the sametime find out what this craze about eating is all about...
>...This isn't your problem... But you should probably head to that unniversity... The mage one. You have a feeling you can cast spells now...
>...Nah. Take a break and just head to a cabaraet or strip club... (Switch PoV's.)
>Write-in for other ideas for Vasura to do while everyone's busy!
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>>1526953
>>...This isn't your problem... But you should probably head to that university... The mage one. You have a feeling you can cast spells now...
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>>1526953
>Head to the American embassy for that barbecue. You can help Renexizious with diplomacy, and at the sametime find out what this craze about eating is all about...

We need more diplo
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Rolling here in 15-20 minutes anons.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Head to magic.
2=Head to diplomacy.
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You of course, decide to do magic...

Where do anons want her to go?

>Illusions.
>Pyromancy.
>Frostmancy
>Summoning.

This is all she can currently do.
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>>1527043
>Summoning.
I think she should main illusions and summoning
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Summoning it is.

You of course go to that summoning class...

There's a bit of a problem though... You kind of came in a bit late in the semester... Meaning the professor (who's a dwarf) is a bit suspicious of you.

Hm.

Actions

>Charm him into letting his suspicions go.
>...Threaten him until he lets you attend.
>...Ignore it and sit. (You can get thrown out!)
>Leave.
>Write-in
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>>1527056
>>Charm him into letting his suspicions go.
The shit I watch at midnight
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1iSmWsO7eyQ
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to charm the dwarf anons.

+3 if you can use a bit of shapeshifting and boobs to attract the professor.
+2 if you can also be seductive...
+1 if you can also mention how exciteded you are to take his class...
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1527096
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1527096
>Aw you wouldn't say no to a student that wants to learn right? I'm interested in the principles behind a summon as well as the practical applications.
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>>1527096
Make them Elizabeth sized while he is watching
Do some of them sultry eyes
Say thank you and shake his hand vigorously, causing our boobs to shake as well
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13+10=23

You of course, go into his private room. What your about to do might be a bit embarrassing to others, but you'd rather have no suspicions.

"Aw, come on... You wouldn't say no to a student taht wants to learn, right? I mean, I'm interested in the principles behind a summon as well as the practical applications... Wow... Is it erm... Is it just me or is it quite hot in here?"

You loosen up your buttoned shirt... And let your rack grow. He stares, and of course, is already tempted.

"I um... I don't know what your staring at good sir... But please, I was hoping you could let me take your class... I'm really interested..." You give him some sad... But sultry, suggestive eyes.

He looks at you with a bit of a grin.

"I erm... I think I can do somethin-"

"Oh my Venus, really? Thank you so much!"

You shake his hand, and your boobs of course shake quite a bit. He's certainly liking you now...

You shrink and button back up and of course, decide to find a seat...

You pay attention to the Professor's lesson...

And holy shit is it boring. You'd have to be a nerd or something to pay attention...

The guy next to you seems certainly nerdy enough to help you, but seems quite focused...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons. This is to see how much you learn.

+2 if you can try and attempt to be nerdy. This is way too fucking weird. (+1 if she can try to think why she's way smarter then any stupid feathered Tzeentchian bitch any day...)
+2 if she can try to find a way to attract the man next to her so he can help her... (+1 if she can be somewhat lewd.)
+1 if Vasura can of course, think how she's way smarter then this entire class. She's a daemon, for Venus's sake!
+1 if Vasura can try to not think lewd thoughts about what she'll do to get out of here. It's too distracting! Try to find something to keep her engaged!

If everything's done, you'll learn the spell.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1527121
Steal someone's glasses and wear it
Rub our hand on his arm and say "I'm so sorry but I have NO idea what to do!"
Doubt any of these people can comprehend the warp without growing tentacles
Fidget spinner Spin a pencil between our fingers
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Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1527121
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>>1527125
>Fidget Spinner
>Fidget spinner
>the cancer
>The literal embodiment of cancer

Yeah, no. I'm very close to giving you an automatic natural one just for even fucking suggesting that. Also, put more time into your write-in bonus otherwise I'll just do the nat 1 anyways just because fucking fidget bullshit.
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>>1527138
It was just a joke. Hence the spoiler. The pen thing was serious. I used that trick in high school.
Also this is about as much as I can write. I literally have no other ideas to make it longer.
>>
Good night QQM. Sorry for giving everyone cancer
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Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1527121
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Load shitpost!

https://youtu.be/oclFOlwIuQs

Take aim!

Fire!
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11+8=19

You of course, manage to learn a bit.. How to summon your own familiar, for one.

Of course, as you finish taking notes class comes to an end and you go outside to the restroom, intent on summoning a familiar...

What do anons want as her familiar?

>Something demonic.(Helps Vasura with warp magic.)
>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
>...Maybe you shouldn't even do this.
>Write-in
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>>1527370
>Write-in
Some sort of Venus based familiar.


Failing that
>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
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>>1527378
No real "Venus" familiar, anon.
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>>1527387
Just
>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
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>>1527370
>...Go with the regular familiars. (Slightly helps normal spellcasting.)
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>>1527370
A floating orb that looks exactly like Venus
>>
You of course decide to go with the normal familiars...

It doesn't take you too long to summon a basic familiar...

>A crow.
>A frog.
>A cat.
>A snake.
>Write-in
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>>1527420
>An orb
>That look like a human goddess
wut
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>>1527429
>A crow.
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>>1527430
The planet dude
>>1527429
Raven
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>>1527429
Summon a Great tit bird. It's the perfect familiar for Vasura. Maybe even a pair of great tits.
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>>1527434

Well, that's an idea. Vasura if you want can summon a tit bird. (The species. You aren't summoning a bird with tits.)
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>>1527456
Yeah sure.
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>>1527456
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You of course, summon a rather charming little bird called a tit.

With that, you yawn. That's enough magic for now... You can always go again with Renexizious or something.

You are back to being Renexizious!

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Liz has softened at all yet.

+2 if Ren can find more ways to make it up to her?
+1 if Ren can try to find a way to present her new high class clothes to her?
+1 if Ren can of course, be a bit lustful towards her.
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1527465
>>
Anyone else want to roll or do the bonuses?

Allowing a samefagging if you can regret the harem or not telling Liz...
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1527515
>Why couldn't I just break up the harem when I wasn't even doing anything with them?
I feel bad doing the write-ins because I am a terrible writer and I never seem to be able to write enough
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Rolled 1 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1527515
Make it up to her by holding hands and asking if she wants to go and walk about the town.

Then present her new clothes to her, explaining they are the latest in high fashion in the region.

Then grab her ass and say we think she'd look great no matter what though...
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>>1527522
See, I saw this coming. I was even chanting "5% chance, horrifying death" when it happened.


Luckily we can re-roll...
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So.

Do anons want to use Barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1527526
>Yes!


We really can't risk pissing her off further and so long as we are careful in the rest of our actions for today we can avoid risking anything important.
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can barbarically compliment and flirt with her.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful, or try to find a way to be barbarically loving towards her and try to make her feel better.
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1527547
"Good god the things I do and want to do to you...thank god I know healing magic, eh?"

Grab her ass and give her a loving kiss.


Dice gods if you are listening, please give me a good roll...
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18+5=23

You of course, have managed to get her to soften up a bit. She's not secluding herself to the deck at the least... Though she's not really liking your advances too much...

Liz seems a bit pleased at the clothes you've got her, and seems to be enjoying the attention your giving her...

Of course, when it comes to sleep, both of you are rather uncomofortable. Liz doesn't really have any money or gems to sleep on and she seems quite uncomfortable... She's very used to it, by now, and probably feels a bit naked...

Even you find it a bit hard to sleep without having money...

Hm.

Actions

>...Maybe you should try to get Liz more comfortable. If you can do it right, she might apperciate it...
>...You know the best way to get her to sleep. Lustfully. of course...
>Use pheromones?
>...You know what? You should just sleep on the couch...
>...Move into cuddling formation with her. (She might dislike this!)
>Write-in
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>>1527622
>...Maybe you should try to get Liz more comfortable. If you can do it right, she might apperciate it...
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Roll me a 1d20+3 to attempt to get comfy.

+3 if you can try to find comfortable objects that are worth a lot in the room to sleep with.
+2 if you can be lustful towards her as the two of you try to find a good position...
+1 if you can of course, find a way to go above and beyond.
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1527654
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>>1527654
Look for any artistic objects: vases and shit. Also the TV assuming there is one.

Grab her ass, tits and give her a nice kiss.

Give her our Imperial money. Explain to her it's worth.
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Rolled 10 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1527688
Forgot to roll.
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Allowing samefagging if you can be a bit more lustful and find a way to make her more comfortable.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1527709
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10+9=19

After you dismantle the TV, some vases and paintings, and put them in bed, she sleeps a bit more comfortably... You even manage to get a somewhat lewd position...

Anyways... Liz has upgraded a bit naturally.

Choose a minor mutation

>Stable Mutation.
>Upgrade Form.
>Upgrade Mutation
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>>1527792
>Upgrade Mutation
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>>1527798
Here's what you can upgrade anons.

>Assets
>Fire Breath.
>Fire Climate Changer
>Upgrade Size (2 points required.)
>Three-Headed. (Two points required!)
>Choose something else.
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>>1527817
stable
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>>1527792
stable
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>>1527817
>Upgrade Size (2 points required.)
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Stable it is.

Choose one anons.

>Engaging Speaker. (Elizabeth finds it easier to provoke intellectual debate, and can keep a conversation going on for a while. She finds it easier to use her Genius trait too, in conversation.)
>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)
>Minor Pheromones. (Liz gets very weak pheromones!)
>Very Attractive. (Liz will appear even more attractive! This grants her additional charisma, and she can get away with more things without it costing PR.)
>Studious. (Liz's gains an absolute love of books and writing and studying. This increases her intelligence by one, and makes her a bit more nerdy.)
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>>1528205
>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)
I read more reason to stop turning "European" dragon quest into "shitskin" dragon quest.
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>>1528205
>Engaging Speaker. (Elizabeth finds it easier to provoke intellectual debate, and can keep a conversation going on for a while. She finds it easier to use her Genius trait too, in conversation.)
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>>1528205
>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)
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>>1528205
>>Diligent. (+1 to National Actions so long as Liz likes you.)
The Faggot-try of being cured!
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Diligent it is.

You wake up the next day and reinstall the TV

You have to admit this is really boring, being with Liz. She's not doing anything and you have to do things...

God.

This is when you notice a brochure in the room...

You open it up... It seems be a list of activites. Watersports, Terraball.. Which seems to be just Volleyball... Tug of Cadia... Mechanicus Cookout...

Huh.

Actions

>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)
>...No, no... You aren't doing that. That's not what she'll like...
>...You should try to do something special for her already.
>Write-in
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>>1528219
>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)
Water sports
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>>1528219
>>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)
Terraball.
Any excuse to see that jiggle
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>>1528222
supporting
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>>1528219
>>Maybe do one of these activities with Liz? (Choose one!)

Let Liz choose.
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>>1528256
this. also.

>...You should try to do something special for her already.
If there's anyone back home, give them a call, it's time to Organize operation "sound of music." AKA, get daddies ass out of the doghouse.
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You decide to do that Terraball thing with her...

"Hey, Liz? How does volleyball sound?"

"...Volleyball? I don't think I'd be that good at it."

"Well, it would be fun..."

"Ren, I don't even have proper clothes for it. Why not something else?"

Actions

>...Find something else to do.
>...Come on Liz, you'd be great!
>You always look your finest Liz... You should know that!
>Write-in
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>>1528309
>...Find something else to do.
I'm not joking about operation "sound of music"
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>>1528318
What is it, specifcally?

Also, there will be a lot of difficulty calling home. Judging from how your in another dimension.
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>>1528309
>...Find something else to do.

>>1528297
>get daddies ass out of the doghouse.
?
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Also, can anons specify what other sport they want to do with Liz?
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>>1528384
I'm still going for watersports
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Well, due to lack of context, I suppose watersports it is.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Liz is interested going with you on this..

+2 if you can come up with how much fun watersports tend to be...
+1 if you can be a bit disappointed in the lack of volleyball with Liz...
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1528422
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17+4=21

You manage to convince Liz to come along with you to do watersports...

What do anons want to try and do?

It seems to be a rather lively day at the beach... A few tents and nobles talk and are gathered...

>Swim around a bit with Liz. It'll be quite fun...
>Surfing. There's artifical waves, after all. That's quite fun.
>...Get in a boat with Liz and have some fun in the middle of the lake.
>...There's a bit of the water you can snorkel at with her... It could be fun...
>Write-in
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>>1528447
>Swim around a bit with Liz. It'll be quite fun...
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>>1528347
remember that family movie that had the rock in it, the one where he had to babysit some of the worst children to exist, and at the end had them singing the sound of music for their mother when she got home? It's that last part with singing, except instead of the sound of music it's going to be a some english nationalist song.
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>>1528489
Ffs that's a shitload of movies.

Anyways, I'll keep that in mind when you go back...

Of course, you decide to swim around with Liz...

Roll me a 1d20+4 for having a fun time.

+3 if you can come up with interesting activities to do with Liz...
+2 if you can be a bit lustful while swimming with her...
+2 if you can think about how to be romantic?
+1 if you can think about if this is going to be a good honeymoon or not...
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Rolled 6 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1528522
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1528522
well sorry but clichés work.

put some lotion on her before going in. nobody likes sunburn.
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Getting her into a splash fight could be fun. maybe an attempt at tandem swimming whatever that is.

"To the victor goes their opponents swimwear- It was a Joke sweet holy shit!"

Towel her off slowly and thoroughly afterwards.

It would be a much better honeymoon if it weren't for the fact you still have about four or five other instances of infidelity you need to tell her about down the line.
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Allowing samefagging if you can be lustful towards her.
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>>1528566
Ahem, Lotion, slow towel dry, swimwear joke. cant be any more subtle with this man. can go full blown R rating and give a mid swim tit massage.
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>>1528576
Well, roll again if you want to go with the tit massage I guess. If you want to do something else, just think.
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1528596
eh, they are heavy enough to give her a back ache, and to ache in their own right.
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16+12=28

You of course offer to apply lotion to her, and she accepts... Which lets you of course, see her well-made human body... It certainly makes you a bit sore underneath, so to speak.

You go out and swim with her for quite a while... She enjoys herself, but whenever someone swims up by you she glares at them, teeth bared and clearly aggressive...

She seems to like this.

+10 to Relations with Liz.

"So... I'm just wondering... Does your back ache?"

"...Well, not too much... I've gotten used to it."

"Oh... What about your um... Assets? Are they alright?"

"...Well, they are a bit sore from you gropping them all last night."

"Well um... Do you want me to do a message?"

"...So long as you don't overstep your bounds, Ren."

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can really relax Liz.
+3 if you can try to message her lewdly and enjoy it, of course... Though make sure to not go too far.
+2 if Ren can compliment Liz's body...
+1 if you can try to make her more comfortable and closer to you...

If everything's done, her opinion will go up a bit.
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Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1528656
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1528656
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I just remembered something. There's a ominous cave in Croatia that Liz saw while on her way home from negotiations in Constantinople. It was near a burning and abandoned village that we never got to investigate.
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>>1528656
Massage her "lower back" especially.

"Amazing, your body is so well maintained and toned yet it seems quite effortless for you."

Hum some sort of British music to remind her of home and comfort her.
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1528656
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Allowing anons to not trigger Liz if they can somehow be lustful a bit in their massage.

Also, sorry about passing out.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1529102
Panting, sweating, and maybe just a bit too much cupping.
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Just lewdly complimenther and it'll be fine anons.
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>>1529201
Something about her tits, I am in the middle of a match in overwatch.
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>>1529201
You still there OP?
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>>1529201
The light reflecting off of her water soaked breasts makes them look as radiant as the sun
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Back again anons.

19+11=30

You of course, really, really relax her. She feels quite tense all over.

"...It's amazing. Your body is so well maintained and toned yet it seems effortless for you... Not to mention the light shining off your breasts just make them look as radiant as the sun."

"...Thanks, Ren..."

She seems to be calming down greatly but still seems a bit tense.

"...Ren, I don't understand you in the slightest."

"What do you mean?'

"...It feels like you find everyone but me attractive, unless I'm trying my hardest to show off to you." She says this to you, and gives a bit of a depressed sigh at the end... You don't exactly think Liz is angry anymore, but just very depressed.

Actions

>That's not true at all Elizabeth! I think your beautiful!
>...Liz, I don't really mind it if you show off to me at all, and I do actually like it, but you don't have to...
>...I kind of miss it when you were more conservative, to be honest.
>...Liz, I just... I have a problem, ok?
>Write-in
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>>1530002
>>That's not true at all Elizabeth! I think your beautiful!
>>...Liz, I don't really mind it if you show off to me at all, and I do actually like it, but you don't have to...
You are always the most beautiful woman in my life
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"Elizabeth, that's not true! I think your beautiful, and listen... I love it when you show off, but you don't have to. You're the most beautiful woman in my life."

"If that was true, why do you sleep with other people then?" She says, quite bitter.

Actions

>...I'm sorry, it's... Listen, it's a problem I have...
>...I told you, I won't do it anymore...
>..Liz, do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beauitful thing I have come across?
>...I'm sorry. I'm sorry... I didn't... I didn't really mean for this to happen, and I don't even know how to make it up to you...
>Write-in
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>>1530038
>>...I'm sorry, it's... Listen, it's a problem I have...
>>...I told you, I won't do it anymore...
>>..Liz, do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beauitful thing I have come across?
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>>1530038
>...I'm sorry, it's... Listen, it's a problem I have...
>...I told you, I won't do it anymore...
>..Liz, do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beauitful thing I have come across?
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"Listen, I'm sorry... It's a problem I have and I promised you I won't do it to you... Listen... Do you think I'm lying when I tell you, you are the most valuable and beautiful thing I have ever come across?"

"...I'd rather you be honest, because I certainly don't feel like that is true."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and get her to believe you.

+3 if you can point out all the beautiful, adorable, cute, and things that just make you like her!
+2 if you can talk about why you married her and why your happy you did!
+1 if you can mention how your lust also proves it to her!
+1 if you can find something cute to do.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1530056
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Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1530056
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Do anons want to do the bonus or just samefag if you can point out all the cute things she does and things that make her attractive?
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1530099
Remember that time I walked in on you as a Yuan-ti?
I married you as a result of my actions after I was smitten by your beauty, and my life has changed for the better for it!
Want proof? Look how many children we have together
Boop her nose
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Anyways, you just need to come up and tell her more about all the things that makes you like her.

Otherwise, it's good and I'll let it pass that Liz believes you.
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>>1530110
The way you brighten up a room when you walk in
You arent afraid to speak your mind
You can understand what i go though better than anyone
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13+11=24

"Liz. I married you as a result of my actions after I was smitten by your beauty, and my life has changed for the better of it! Do you want proof? Look at how many kids we've had!"

"Ren, one fifth of them roughly aren't even mine."

"Liz, we have nearly twenty kids. This isn't even counting the thirty you gave birth to and have yet to hatch."

"...That's... God, that's a lot."

You boop her on the nose.

"Yeah, it is. I never even envisioned having more than... Four kids? I mean, when was the last time you heard someone having THIRTY? But Liz... Honestly, you understand me better than anyone, and you aren't afraid to speak your mind to me... You just brighten my whole day up, and you are the most cute and attractive woman I know..."

She seems a bit flattered.

"....I mean... Well..."

"Liz, I love you. Please, understand that..."

She sighs.

"...It feels like at times you don't, Ren."

"I'm sorry."

"...I... I hope you are. It'd make me feel better."

"Yeah..."

You um... This is when you slightly realize your fondling her breasts a bit. You both kind of look down, and she has a bit of a blushed look.

"...I erm... Are these stress balls or something for you?"

"I um... Well, yes honestly."

She gives a grin.

"...Well... I mean, I supposed at least I know that your a subconscious fondler."

"Yeah, yeah..."

"...It's um... Surprisingly relaxing.... Do breasts build up stress?"

"Well, I wouldn't be surprised if they did..."

"...Well.... It's quite soothing... Thank you for that too."

"Yeah, yeah. No problem."

"...Ren?"

"What?"

"...I think your really genuine."

"...What do you mean?"

"...I honestly don't recall one time you've ever held back from fondling me, or trying to procreate with me... I mean... It's kind of refreshing."
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"...Really?'

"...Now if you were devoted to me and were a bit less outgoing, I'd considered it absolutely amazing.."

You sigh.

"...But just saying, that it feels very... It feels refreshing to have someone just completely bypass any sense of common... Well, decency, and just be honest and open."

"...Oh."

"...When you are honest and open, that is. I can't even tell what you like at times."

"What do you mean?"

"...You have a weird habit of changing. You'll always fondle me, kiss me... But some days you'll be ignoring me completely in favor of someone else, or you'll act different..."

She sighs.

"Honestly, I don't even know if you enjoy it when I make you breakfast. I don't recall ever hearing feedback or anything. Do you even eat it?"

"Of course I do!"

She sighs.

"I... I know, I didn't mean to sound like I was accusing you of something... Of having an affair with the bacon and eggs, maybe, but I just feel like you forget about smaller things once in a while... Did you even want children? I can't tell. Do you like sleeping with me? I can't tell either... It's... Well, I'd like to hear a lot more feedback or something... I just feel a bit neglected... And it feels really honest."

"...So you want me to fondle you more often when I like something?"

"I just... I want you to tell me things and don't hold anything back. I mean.... It's endearing in a sense. I want to believe you and I don't want you to think about how you might have a harem somewhere I don't know about."

"I'm sorry..."

She sighs.

"...Honestly, the fascination of males to harems is disappointing... I don't get why you like this and Viktor likes it."

"...Wait... Viktor likes it?"

"I assume he inherited it from you? It scarcely feels like my own kids inhereit anything from me."

"...Well... I mean... I didn't know..."

"That's because the two of you don't even talk except about politics. When was the last time you took him to sports or something?"

"I um... Never?"

"Ren, you weren't even there when he was a kid, really."

"...I um... Well, now I know. Did he say anyone in specific?"

She sighs.

"...Do you think I ask my kids about their sex life? I have boundaries you know!"

"Bouncy ones."

She gives a bit of a flustered laugh.

"I'll give you that... I was so petty earlier..."

"Really?"

"I didn't want to go to volleyball... Mostly because I didn't want to give you a good look at the royal navy."

"And yet swimming works?"

She blushes, and seems flustered.

"I erm... I well... Goddamn it Ren, why didn't I think about that..."

"Well, there's no need to be petty..."

"...I'm still pissed at you."

"Doesn't seem like it."

You go into a sort of hug, and Liz erm... She seems quite shocked.

"...How the bloody hell did I go from hating you to wanting to give you a hug, make you lunch, and cuddle with you..."
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"Maybe because of my good looks?"

She sighs, a bit.

"...Honestly I'm pretty sure we're both crazy and perfect for each other, or I'm just addicted to you."

"Probably addicted."

"...I still hate you by the way."

"Why?"

"...Both for the affair and for being too damned nice to me..."

She hugs you a bit tightly.

"...I um... I'm somewhat surprised how much a blatant excuse for touching my tits actually relaxed me."

"Well, I hope you liked it. I did."

"...I did... But... Listen, I'm still angry over the affair even if you might be my husband and far too good at convincing me."

"...You don't seem angry."

"Ren, I was considereing divorce naught but a few hours ago."

"Now?"

"...Now I'm pretty sure that I'm staying either because of the kids and how terrible it would be having to raise ten dragons by myself... Chances are I'll get ten Renexizia's and my country will go broke or destroyed in a week."

"...Oh."

"...Also, because I know not remaining with the man I love would be the greatest mistake of my life..."

"Well, thanks."

"...But I still hate you." She adds on, before hugging you.

Actions

>...I um... I love you too? Give her a hug..
>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.
>...Would you ever actually divorce me, Liz?
>Hug her very, very tightly, and thank Jupiter she's not actually considering leaving you.
>...I'm... Liz, I'm terribly sorry about the harem...
>Write-in
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>>1530275
>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.
>Hug her very, very tightly, and thank Jupiter she's not actually considering leaving you.


I go away for a few hours and you all decide to go down the route of denying Ren's sexual nature to preserve one relationship out of 13 or so. Admittedly of which only 5 or so were worth keeping but still.
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>>1530466
Fuck you kike, your the reason we get Rome and the Weimar Republic. 1 woman for a reason, it prevents the females from destroying the kingdom.
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>>1530575
>Fuck you kike
Not all that religious thanks, but I would point out I am from a christian family.

>your
Should be either "you are" or "you're".

>the reason we get Rome and the Wiemar Republic.
I am the reason why we got one of the largest, most densely packed metropolitan areas of the early European and human history? Filled with some of the greatest constructions in the world for literally hundreds of years? Well thank you very much.

As to the Wiemar republic, I am responsible for the creation of an intentional dysfunctional government to suppress the Germanic people post-WW 1? By the allies with the hope of preserving peace in Europe? I can't really say if that is a compliment or not...

>1 woman for a reason, it prevents the females from destroying the kingdom.
And this is magically going to occur the instant we have more than 1 woman? Yet we have manged to have more than 1 for a significant period of time without any side-effects that can't be dealt with logically? Sounds suspiciously like there is a massive gaping hole in your logic.
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>>1530591
The fall of Rome and the sexual degeneracy of the Weimar republic are both in part a result of sexual liberation taken to an extreme. as Rome became more female dominated and more practiced in 'sexual freedom', It opened it's borders to hoards of foreigners who pillaged the country and made moving around the city streets unsafe.

The Weimar Republic resulted in near complete collapse of Germany and lead to control of the country being handed over to a small populous of foreign Jews until the Nazi party took power.

also sleeping around doesn't have side effects that can't be dealt with logically, it causes long term issues that you cannot deal with logically at all. the fact of the mater is that your advocating for having continuous affairs while married, for the ruler of an empire, which would be a horrible transgression and already is one, against the queen of that very empire as well as her own. not to mention she has the kingdoms popular support. continued cheating will in fact lead to action being taken against our kingdom from within. and finally, I don't very much like the idea of cheating on what has been one of the most unreasonably loyal wives to ever exist in an original story. all in all, I have to say, fuck you and your bullshit theory of sexual liberty.
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>>1530623
>The fall of Rome and the sexual degeneracy of the Wiemar republic are both in part a result of sexual liberation taken to an extreme.
What amazing bullshit is this? The fall of Rome was caused by repeated invasions from external barbarian states, a lack of funding to pay their largely mercenary / disloyal armies, corruption, infighting and bad leadership. Not sexual liberation by any directly measurable means.

As to the Wiemar republic, I'll need a link before I can attempt to refute you on this point since I don't understand what you mean.

>as Rome became more female dominated and more practised in 'sexual freedom', It opened it's borders to hoards of foreigners who pillaged the country and made moving around the city streets unsafe.
That is horribly inaccurate. The pillaging of the country was a result of external nations / groups attempting to escape from the invasion by the Huns. As that forced the populations of Visgoths and other tribal groups into roman lands. NOT a loosening of the borders, they came by military might not by political agreement.

>The Weimar Republic resulted in near complete collapse of Germany and lead to control of the country being handed over to a small populous of foreign Jews until the Nazi party took power.
That they did but it did not lead to this transfer of power you seem to believe exists. The power remained with the government they just were shit at using it, busy fixing existing damage and were too politically divided (the goal of the allies when they set the government up) to cause massive change.

>also sleeping around doesn't have side effects that can't be dealt with logically,
Like I said.

>it causes long term issues that you cannot deal with logically at all.
This is the opposite of your previous statement. Please remove all logical impossibilities so I can debate you.

>the fact of the mater is that your advocating for having continuous affairs while married, for the ruler of an empire, which would be a horrible transgression and already is one, against the queen of that very empire as well as her own.
An affair is whenever your partner isn't aware it is happening. She was aware.

>not to mention she has the kingdoms popular support.
True but we've never ruled by popular support.

>continued cheating will in fact lead to action being taken against our kingdom from within.
By whom? The communists? We've killed them. The Christians? Potentially but we are a saint and ex-pope, they won't attack us. The conservatives? Potentially but even they aren't strong enough to defeat us. Our military? Our officers are immensely loyal along with many of our ground troops.

>I don't very much like the idea of cheating on what has been one of the most unreasonably loyal wives to ever exist in an original story.
Cheating implies that all involved were not aware of this occurring. She was.

>I have to say, fuck you and your bullshit theory of sexual liberty.
When have I implied such a theory?
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"The western Empire spoke Latin and was Roman Catholic. The eastern Empire spoke Greek and worshipped under the Eastern Orthodox branch of the Christian church. Over time, the east thrived, while the west declined. In fact, after the western part of the Roman Empire fell, the eastern half continued to exist as the Byzantine Empire for hundreds of years. Therefore, the "fall of Rome" really refers only to the fall of the western half of the Empire.

Other fundamental problems contributed to the fall. In the economically ailing west, a decrease in agricultural production led to higher food prices. The western half of the empire had a large trade deficit with the eastern half. The west purchased luxury goods from the east but had nothing to offer in exchange. To make up for the lack of money, the government began producing more coins with less silver content. This led to inflation. Finally, piracy and attacks from Germanic tribes disrupted the flow of trade, especially in the west.

There were political and military difficulties, as well. It didn't help matters that political amateurs were in control of Rome in the years leading up to its fall. Army generals dominated the emperorship, and corruption was rampant. Over time, the military was transformed into a mercenary army with no real loyalty to Rome. As money grew tight, the government hired the cheaper and less reliable Germanic soldiers to fight in Roman armies. By the end, these armies were defending Rome against their fellow Germanic tribesmen. Under these circumstances, the sack of Rome came as no surprise.

Wave after wave of Germanic barbarian tribes swept through the Roman Empire. Groups such as the Visigoths, Vandals, Angles, Saxons, Franks, Ostrogoths, and Lombards took turns ravaging the Empire, eventually carving out areas in which to settle down. The Angles and Saxons populated the British Isles, and the Franks ended up in France."

From http://www.ushistory.org/civ/6f.asp
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"The reasons for the fall of the empire include military overreach, invasion by emboldened tribes of Huns and Visigoths from northern and central Europe, inflation, corruption and political incompetence.
While historians have examined dozens of reasons for the decline of the greatest empire the world had ever seen, homosexuality is not one of them.

"No historian is going to argue that debauchery brought about the end of the empire," said Philip Matyszak, a historian and author with a doctorate in Roman history from Oxford University.

At the end of the imperial period, Carthage was one of the great Christian centres of the empire, so it seems odd to claim that it was spreading debauchery. The empire as a whole was becoming ever more Christian. Economic collapse and the arrival of the barbarian hordes had a lot more to do with the end of Roman rule.

In 'The History of the Decline and Fall of the Roman Empire', Edward Gibbon blamed the adoption of Christianity as the official religion and a decline in civic virtue as the reason for the collapse. The huge cost of maintaining bridges, roads and aqueducts over such a vast territory has also been identified as a contributing factor, as has the expense of maintaining enough legions to subdue and police the empire. Increases in taxation were also highly unpopular, while increased trade with India and China, through the Silk Route, may have caused a crippling trade imbalance.

The rising cost of ever more spectacular gladiatorial games, borne by Roman emperors and therefore the state, has also been posited as a theory for the decline. The once invincible Roman army was weakened by factional fighting and its ranks were diluted by the introduction of large numbers of Germanic tribesmen, other historians have suggested. Environmental factors may also have played a role, including deforestation, overgrazing and, in North Africa, salinisation of the soil."

From http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/italy/8438599/What-led-to-the-fall-of-the-Roman-Empire.html
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"The fall of Ancient Rome started from about AD 190. The Roman Empire was attacked by tribes such as the Goths and the Vandals. Civil wars in parts of the empire further weakened the rule of Rome and respect for Roman law dwindled as a result.

Why was the empire attacked by fierce tribes people? Tribes such as the Goths wanted to move south into parts of Europe that experienced a better climate that would assist their farming. This could only bring them into conflict with the Romans. At about AD 190, Rome also experienced a succession of poor emperors who simply were not capable of doing the job.

The Roman Army was spread throughout Western Europe. Each part of the army had its own idea as to who should be emperor. When one part of the army succeeded in putting its own man into the position of emperor, another part of the army would fight to put its own man in power. Between AD 211 and AD 284, there were twenty-three ‘soldier-emperors’ – and twenty of these men were killed by rivals! Clearly law and order and respect for that, within Rome itself was at fault.

However, Diocletian faced more than just administrative problems. More and more military defences had to be built across the whole empire. This cost money that Rome did not have. To pay for these, taxes were increased and extra coins were minted. This lead to inflation causing prices to rise. Therefore, the people of Rome were less than favourable towards those who led them.

With threats from tribes in northern Europe, financial problems in Rome itself and a civilian population becoming more and more discontented, Rome could ill afford further major issues.

In AD 307, Constantine became emperor. He ruled from AD 307 to AD 337. Constantine was Rome’s first Christian emperor and he is considered to have been a strong ruler.

He believed that Rome as a city was too far away from vital areas of the empire to be of value from a governmental level. Constantine, therefore, moved the capital of the empire to a new city – Constantinople. This was a new city that was built on the old city of Byzantium. Whatever the motives were, Constantine’s decision was a poor one. Constantinople was much further east than Rome and firmly in the eastern empire. This left the western empire very vulnerable – though the eastern empire was hardly free from attacks.

The Ostrogoths attacked the western empire via the eastern empire. The Huns, a fierce tribe from Asia, attacked the western empire. The Franks, Visigoths,and Burgundians all made large inroads into the western empire."
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>>1530656
IMPORTANT BIT

"The glory days of the Roman Army had passed and the Romans were forced into making deals with the tribes. The Vandals and Visigoths were allowed to live in the Roman Empire as long as they gave a promise to protect the empire from the Huns.

However, in AD 398, the leader of the Visigoths, Alaric, realised that the Roman Army was so thinly spread, that Rome itself was for the taking. Alaric moved cautiously south but in AD 410 he captured the city of Rome. The city was sacked. Roman held territory in Spain, France, northern Africa and England all fell to the various tribes that attacked them."


They were let in to act as guards and betrayed the Romans, NOT BECAUSE OF FUCKING SEXUAL LIBERTY YA TWAT.


Both parts are from http://www.historylearningsite.co.uk/ancient-rome/the-fall-of-ancient-rome/
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"This process created the successor kingdoms. Stage one consisted of immigration onto Roman soil, followed by a second stage of aggressive expansion of the territory under the migrants' control. All of it was carried forward at the point of the sword.

The central Roman state collapsed because the migrants forcibly stripped it of the tax base which it had used to fund its armies, not because of long-term 'organic' transformations."

From http://www.bbc.co.uk/history/ancient/romans/fallofrome_article_01.shtml


As those Visgoths moved in and took over shit, for many reasons as I have shown by these passages, they eliminated the tax base of the Romans and further weakened them.
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>>1530275
>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.

>>1530466
Liz is best girl. All others are meaningless in the end.
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Lightning round!

http://www.history.com/news/history-lists/8-reasons-why-rome-fell
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3PszVWZNWVA
http://rome.mrdonn.org/fall.html
https://www.warhistoryonline.com/ancient-history/4-reasons-rome-fell-ever-fall.html
https://www.thoughtco.com/economic-reasons-for-fall-of-rome-118357
http://www.tribunesandtriumphs.org/roman-empire/causes-for-the-fall-of-the-roman-empire.htm
https://yesterday.uktv.co.uk/history/classic-history/romans/article/fall-roman-empire/
http://www.eyewitnesstohistory.com/fallofrome.htm
http://www.roman-empire.net/diverse/faq.html
https://www.usu.edu/markdamen/1320Hist&Civ/chapters/08ROMFAL.htm


>>1530665
Like hell she is. Chrysoula is nicer and harder working and now she has wounds. Which if anime has taught me anything is essentially proof of them being the purest thing ever.
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>>1530653
> The west purchased luxury goods from the east but had nothing to offer in exchange.
> political amateurs were in control of Rome in the years leading up to its fall.
>corruption was rampant.
>As money grew tight, the government hired the cheaper and less reliable Germanic soldiers to fight in Roman armies. By the end, these armies were defending Rome against their fellow Germanic tribesmen. Under these circumstances, the sack of Rome came as no surprise.
>"The reasons for the fall of the empire include. . . . inflation, corruption and political incompetence.
>arrival of the barbarian hordes
increased trade with India and China, through the Silk Route, may have caused a crippling trade imbalance.

http://people.uncw.edu/kozloffm/glubb.pdf

financial mismanagement, sexual degeneracy, political incompetence, military ineptitude, and trusting outsiders all play a part. you don't just get to push one end of the problem off to the wayside because you don't like it.

and finally, what does any of this have to do with the problem of fucking so many other women that Elizabeth finally says fuck it and takes the empire as collateral damage over the course of her revenge. secondly, we shouldn't have even met Chrysoula, or even that vampire. Give me one good reason why we should keep fucking anything that moves.
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page 15.
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>>1530671
Chrysoula is meh.

Also where the hell are you getting all these sources about the fall of Rome? Do you just keep them on hand in case of a debate or something?
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Are you fucking kidding me? Did you even read>>1530654?

"No historian is going to argue that debauchery brought about the end of the empire,"

said Philip Matyszak, a historian and author with a doctorate in Roman history from Oxford University.

You are literally arguing a point no historian is apparently going to argue. You and your link which, trust me, I've seen before and still find illogical. It presumes patterns exist in history without any way of proving they do or do not. I won't bother arguing about that link because I struggle to read it in that format and lack the energy in my body. Blame a late night of partying and an hour of sleep.

>what does any of this have to do with the problem of fucking so many other women that Elizabeth finally says fuck it and takes the empire as collateral damage over the course of her revenge.
I would point out Liz has little power over our empire, at least compared to Ren, and anything she could do we could reverse quite quickly ignoring her burning down a city. But that would be out of character and far from realistic for her.

>secondly, we shouldn't have even met Chrysoula, or even that vampire.
Are you shitting me? We met Chryousla because Flames wanted a wife and because we wanted to get the Greeks as a ally. As to the vampire? She is useful as fuck I will have you know, seeing as she is stopping us having to deal with demon cults as frequently as we might otherwise.

>Give me one good reason why we should keep fucking anything that moves.
It gets / got us mutations, improves our relations with other characters, got us out of being raped by drow guards and their pets spiders and various other such events. Including allowing us to charm a wizard of an adventuring party trying to kill our mother. It also secured our alliance with Greece and many other things. Not to mention it stopped Vasura from eliminating us like she was meant to.

Oh dear, look at that. I had more than one.

>>1530675
Two minutes on the internet and a quick read over to make sure it isn't bullshit. If I was actually trying to debate I would be getting statistics: numbers, graphs and so on.

Also Chrysoula is the cutest little mino on earth and so shy it hurts in a good way.
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>>1530684
She's a glorified body pillow.

and you would actually attack her cities and start a war, jesus fucking Christ. secondly, mutations and short term solutions to threats to ourselves are NOT REASONS TO RUIN A MARIAGE. I honestly think you're just trying to satisfy 'muh dick' at the expense of everything built.
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>>1530684
>Also Chrysoula is the cutest little mino on earth
This literally doesn't make any sense.

>so shy it hurts in a good way.
Pic related
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>>1530691
>She's a glorified body pillow.
And I should care about your opinion because?

>you would actually attack her cities and start a war
Jesus your reading comprehension is a thing to see.

I said that we can fix anything SHE MIGHT DO TO /OUR/ EMPIRE /EXCEPT/ IF SHE BURNS DOWN A CITY. WHICH WOULD BE OUT OF CHARACTER FOR HER NOT THAT WE WOULD ATTACK HER SHIT YOU ILLITERATE FUCKWIT.

>mutations and short term solutions to threats to ourselves
I think you are underestimating the value of mutations and just how many times seduction has saved our ass. Also, it has worked as a long term solution on multiple occasions.

>are NOT REASONS TO RUIN A MARRIAGE.
Depends on your point of view. Seriously though, we've not ruined a marriage because trust me, we would be done already. She'll come round again given time.

It's something I would prefer to discuss when I don't feel like I might pass out in a few seconds so if we could come back to this another time, that'd be great.

>I honestly think you're just trying to satisfy 'muh dick' at the expense of everything built.
Mate I am completely in control of my self in that regard. Romantically is where I fuck up.


>>1530692
Hey, don't blame me I can't handle cute shit without dying inside from happiness.
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>>1530696
She is a glorified body pillow, in almost a literal sense.
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>>1530701
Again, your opinion, I don't care about.
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>>1530702
I mean really, she doesn't do nearly a thing besides play blacksmith, cuddle, and do girl shit with Liz and the vampire. Body. pillow.
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>>1530705
She has a job which she got so she could buy us gifts and because she felt like she was a burden on us.

She also spends her time taking care of our money to some degree, or do you not remember that event a few threads back?

This is before mentioning that she cleans up after our wives when they break things: making new, better, banisters for our home and such.

How about the fact we have also brought her on adventures? Where she performed well for someone without any military experience?

Another thing. She does not "play blacksmith". She has produced a chain necklace for us, a set of armour for her self and various other metal objects.

Plus she does athletic things too, going on runs and shit with us or lifting weights. In fact she is a major reason why or primary home has a large gym.

I swear there was more but I would need to reread the archives to be certain.
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>>1530706
She almost killed on our first adventure in Lustria and broke a priceless necklace that had enchantments to protect the wearer from harm.
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>>1530709
We are the one who decided getting punched in the face by the huge muscly Minotaur was a good way to test out the necklace. Which it was.


You can't blame her for our decisions. Especially since I am certain she didn't want to.
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Jesus fuck, you guys
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>>1530756
Care to expand on that?
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>>1530760
Holy shit
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>>1530762
A little more please...
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>>1530764
Thats a lot of effort for an argument
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>>1530766
You should've seen the time I defended the Soviet union. 3 hours of labour and back and forth arguments.


To think it all started over me wanting to have a defined national anthem...
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>>1530769
I am just glad we aren't a man slut anymore
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>>1530773
We never were. We were a James bond style connoisseur of women of all races.
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>>1530777
That's a man slut
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>>1530777
We were also a rapist that went for any piece of meat that was held in front of us. At least James Bond had class
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>>1530779
Not really. That'd be if we did it for a drink or something. Also the word is stud, especially considering the number of children we have.


>>1530781
It's not rape if they are willing. I mean the only account I can even think of was that one time with the wizard cultist girl one.

Also we have class. We just rarely get a chance to exercise it and we rely on barbaric to re-roll shit.
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>>1530785
We also raped a random elf woman who gave birth to a son and is extremely depressed as a result.
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>>1530787
That was the result of a barbaric rampage and a one off thing. Literally I think even OP declared that shit won't happen again.
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>>1530275

>...I um... I love you too? Give her a hug..

What is all this autism I just read through.
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>>1530905
Someone with a flawed understanding of the nature of the Wiemar republic and the fall of Rome pissed me off.

Also they insulted best girl and shit.
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>>1530912
Ah you mean frankizka?
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>>1530905
(Cancerous) opinions and conjecture
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>>1530905
rabid autistic screeching because sick of all the man whoring.
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>>1530918
Close enough.

>>1530924
Which side was cancer?

>>1530942
Lovely to see you can admit your own illogical behaviour.

I can admit my position isn't some perfect moral paragon and thus may be difficult accept or respect but on the other hand, Ren isn't a perfect moral paragon and we had a working system not too long ago for this shit.
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>>1530942
What I can sum up from this is
>Waifu faggotry
vs
>Anti waifu faggotry

I think I'll just sit back and watch and just try to not do autistic things

Also something about rome being taking down solely by degeneracy which sounds like tism
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>>1530952
Yeah, he said that sexual degeneracy caused the fall of Rome and the Wiemar republic and then blamed me for both of those.


I then proceeded to show how this is bullshit with probably enough links for an actual historical or scientific paper.
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Holy fuck anons.

Let's just all agree that Liz, Chrysoula, and Frankizka are the best waifus so far, and that you don't want to lose them.

I'd also like to point out that Chrysoula compared to Frankizka or Elizabeth isn't as well educated (though she is more in other ways, since she was trying to become strategian and also has some minor education in other things from being taught at home.) and that she's not going to be able to catch all the daemons/help your economy directly/shit like that. At most, she'd be able to help you understand Greek tactics and strategy, and that's close to being it unless anons wanted to fuck around with mutagens or whatever. She's not going to be as "politically" useful as Frankizka or Elizabeth, unless anons wanted to kill her father so she'd become an Archon.

Anyways... Final roll call for what anons want to do since I've lost track of everything through the autism. (And I might even study a bit more of Rome a bit with all the links.)
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>...I um... I love you too? Give her a hug..
>...I'm... Liz, I'm terribly sorry about the harem...
>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.

just remember, there's a reason marriage and monogamy exist.
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>>1530966
>Let's just all agree that Liz, Chrysoula, and Frankizka are the best waifus so far, and that you don't want to lose them.
I can agree to that problem is everyone else seemingly thinks Ren is some sort of devout catholic and should only have one wife, only think of one women and shit.

> She's not going to be as "politically" useful as Frankizka or Elizabeth, unless anons wanted to kill her father so she'd become an Archon.
She is a very useful political tool if you know how to use her. Seeing as she can get us the support of Minotaur at a moments notice should we need it.

>Anyways... Final roll call for what anons want to do since I've lost track of everything through the autism. (And I might even study a bit more of Rome a bit with all the links.)
Good to know all of my linking won't go to waste OP.


>...Do you want me to continue to be honest with you? Just um, curious.
>Hug her very, very tightly, and thank Jupiter she's not actually considering leaving you.
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>>1530951
More so the one that goes around insulting people about stuff like your vs you're and go around acting unreasonably smug. Cancer like that really brought down Rome. I've come to bear the rhetoric of Anti/OPdindu.

>>1530966
Doesn't Greece have huge bias against Minotaurs. Also I wouldn't expect them to exactly be the equalitarian when it comes to stuff like government.
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>>1530974
let me just state my position bluntly.

A KING! WITH MORE THAN ONE WIFE! IS A BAD IDEA! FOR ALL INVOLVED!
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>>1530974
I am okay with having multiple wives. I am not okay with fucking any attractive woman in sight.
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>>1530981
That makes sense.

>>1530976
Sounds like strawmaning
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>>1530976
Yeah. You'd have a lot of political opposition but you can do it.

>>1530974
I'm probably a bit biased myself.

If anons did get rid of Chrysoula and Frankizka, that's two of the most interacted with characters, gone, and then super-high salt levels will occur with anons.

That won't prevent me from killing them off though.

"Hey... I um... I love you too. I'm just... I'm... Can I hug you?"

"...Oh, well... Sure."

You hug Liz.

"...I'm just sorry about the harem, ok? And um... Do you want me to continue to be honest with you?"

"...Honest about what?"

Actions

>...Well... Continue to be honest about your affections. Fondle further.
>...Why don't you be honest and try to escalate to tumbling a bit?
>...Tell her about the other women she might not know about... (...Probably good in the long term, probably not in the short term.)
>...Can I just be honest about your cooking? Please?
>...I just want to be honest and tell you how much you mean to me.
>Write-in
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>>1530983
See >>1530591

>>your
>Should be either "you are" or "you're".

I also think I saw something in the wall of text like "do you even have any reading comprehension skills?".
This type of tone is just cancerous.

>>1530992
>...Well... Continue to be honest about your affections.
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>>1530992
>...Tell her about the other women she might not know about... (...Probably good in the long term, probably not in the short term.)

We can tank the short term, we won't last in the long, and as far as I know Liz isn't the type to do something self harming. lets put this fucking "James Bond" nonsense to rest.
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>>1530971
>just remember, there's a reason marriage and monogamy exist.
Marriage exists because of the need to assure that your children are your children and to simplify inheritance laws. We have a defined heir to the throne so that isn't a problem and Liz is too loyal to cheat on us so long as we love her enough.

As to monogamy, that mostly comes from a religious outlook that was popularised by christian / jewish institutions and people. Along with it granting greater societal stability and genetic diversity by ensuring all people have a good chance of reproducing.


>>1530976
I'd point out he insulted me first.

My first post>>1530466
His first post>>1530575

As to the your vs you're thing, that was just because I was pissed off with how he was acting and wanted to antagonise him. I'm human and I thus do dumb shit because it makes me feel better, so what?

As to acting smug? I am by my measures victorious. I presented logical evidence by independent sources which agree with my point, from multiple nations, groups and even eras. All agreeing with my outlook on the issue.

Also cancer like that didn't bring down Rome by any measure. We just had a 20 link and 6 quotation debate about it including a quotation from an historian with a doctorate from oxford in Roman history stating that it wasn't debauchery / degeneracy that caused the fall of Rome. Specifically>>1530654 at the second paragraph.


>>1530980
Let me state my position bluntly:

A KING WITH MORE THAN ONE WIFE IS A FINE IDEA, ASSUMING THEY CAN MANAGE IT AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IS FINE WITH IT!

Since you used caps.


>>1530981
I admit it got overboard at times and I did try and reel it in back when it was more common but this is too sharp a change in Ren's character to seem realistic to me. Let alone something I can just allow.


>>1530992
>...Can I just be honest about your cooking? Please?
>...I just want to be honest and tell you how much you mean to me.


>>1530998
We are on the internet. You can read your messages over and over checking for spelling mistakes and other such errors and fix them without anyone knowing. There is little excuse for failing to do so except being rushed or tired. Thus I, in my tired and angry state, decided against my better judgement which is usually to be quiet since the message was still understandable and instead to point it out to him. As I was infuriated by the tone he was taking with me.

Considering how badly he misread what I wrote at the time, it was entirely appropriate.

I stated that Liz couldn't do any sorts of damage we couldn't fix EXCEPT burning down a city. Which would be out of character for her. He took this for some reason as me saying that I would burn down her cities. Somehow.

I can provide links if you don't believe me.
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"Listen, can I just be honest about your cooking, and my affections? Not to mention... I really want to tell you how much you mean to me."

Roll me a 1d20+4 to improve Relations with Elizabeth.

+2 if you can talk about how amazing her cooking can be.
+2 if you can talk to her about how much in love you are with her, and what she means to you.
+2 if you can be lustful, lewd, and honest about it.
+2 if anons can go on for an entire paragraph of this.

If everything's done, it'll be an autosuccess and Liz will love you for it, granting an additional +10 opinion.
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Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1531018
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1531007
>A KING WITH MORE THAN ONE WIFE IS A FINE IDEA, ASSUMING THEY CAN MANAGE IT AND EVERYONE INVOLVED IS FINE WITH IT!

But they're not fine with it. Liz has terminal Jealousy, Frankizka is very sore about having to share with Liz specifically, and the one person who's fine with it happens to be the one who doesn't have her hands inside of the kingdom.

>>1531018
rolling
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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1531018
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Do anons want to do the bonuses to make Liz more happy?
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>>1531018
>>1531064
"Your cooking is...great, fantastic, amazing, delicious, godly, perfect, groundbreaking and so much more. Yet it's more than actual food itself for me.

Do you know how fucked up most of my days are? How much shit I deal with? How often I break some new record or cross some new line? A regular breakfast from my loving wife is pretty much the only 'normal' thing in my day sometimes, hell most of the time if I am entirely honest. In fact I remarked about this to someone back in the palace awhile back.

I love you and I have done so much to show you this and I'd hope you can remember all of that: a portion of France, a poem, a secret garden, so many children even past what I thought logical, mediating between you and Spain over colonies and that large loan recently. Simple things for me to do yet they mean so much to you and it makes me happy to see you smile as if I have done the impossible."


>>1531031
That is specifically because one is essentially French and the other a hyper-nationalist Brit. They physically can't get on even if they weren't in this situation.
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i have no idea what happening now??????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????????
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>>1531072
we must ad that they vent how crazy there lives are just talk about everything
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"Your cooking is...great, fantastic, amazing, delicious, godly, perfect, groundbreaking and so much more. Yet it's more than actual food itself for me.
Do you know how fucked up most of my days are? How much shit I deal with? How often I break some new record or cross some new line? A regular breakfast from my loving wife is pretty much the only 'normal' thing in my day sometimes, hell most of the time if I am entirely honest. In fact I remarked about this to someone back in the palace awhile back.
I love you and I have done so much to show you this and I'd hope you can remember all of that: a portion of France, a poem, a secret garden, so many children even past what I thought logical, mediating between you and Spain over colonies and that large loan recently. Simple things for me to do yet they mean so much to you and it makes me happy to see you smile as if I have done the impossible."


She smiles, blushing.

"I... I thank you for the compliment, Ren. I didn't think food was that normal for you."

"Well, it... It really is something and it gives a great sense of stability in my life."

She smiles slightly shyly towards you.

"...You know, you could always have tea with me in the afternoon if you wanted a more stable day."

"...Really?"

"I mean, well... I'd enjoy spending it with you."

"I might just consider that."

"Right... Though judging from the kids we'd probably get five minutes before we'd have to do work."

"...Yeah..."

"...Why did we decide having more kids was a good idea?" She sighs, and with a bit of a smile.

Actions

>To be fair, it was your idea.
>...Liz, you love them. Don't even try to hide that from me.
>...Eeeh... I blame myself for this.
>...Did you want more? Just thinking.
>...I think it was some strange mix of you wanting to be the best wife and mother ever, and me just wanting to have sex.
>Write-in for other explanations.
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>>1531144
>...Liz, you love them. Don't even try to hide that from me.
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>>1531144
>We decided?
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>>1531144
>Write-in for other explanations.
"Because I kept on putting off my research into self-controlled infertility mutagens but still wanted to tumble you hard. Also because you wanted kids, went though that strange period of being...motherly and to be frank it worked out pretty well.

Let's face it, they make our lives interesting and keep us on our toes."
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>>1531144
>...I think it was some strange mix of you wanting to be the best wife and mother ever, and me just wanting to have sex.
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"...Wait, we decided?"

She laughs a bit.

"I suppose we didn't..."

"Well, Liz... Don't even try to hide from me that you don't love having more, and I bet because I kept on putting off my research into self-controlled infertility mutagens but still wanted to tumble you hard. Also because you wanted kids, went though that strange period of being...motherly and to be frank it worked out pretty well. Let's face it, they make our lives interesting and keep us on our toes."

"...I'd rather you not do any fertility mutations, please, but I do agree they make life... Interesting."

"Certainly."

"...Well... By the way, can you fondle me not as hard?"

"Oh, sorry, sorry.."

You soften up a bit.

"...That doesn't mean stop, you know. It's relaxing, by God..."

"Really?"

"...You won't believe how much they weigh. Really."

"...How much?'

"...Enough that I could open a can of soup with them by crushing it."

"...Huh."

"...Don't ask why I tested. They get sore often, you know."

"Ah..."

"Anyways... You know, I somewhat miss the lair."

"Really?"

"...Well, yes... We certainly had a lot more slaves and money to sleep on..."

"You can get through a few days without slaves and money."

"...Who else is going to feed me grapes while I watch TV or read, and fan me?"

"Wait, they do that?"

"...Well, if you ask nicely, yes."

"Huh."

"...Honestly, how the bloody hell did I end up loving having slaves?"

"...Well..."

"I blame you."

"You don't like it?"

"...Well, I certainly do love having some, it's just that I'm trying to remember how you got me to like it."

Actions

>...Well, I think you were quite sensitive to it at first.
>...And now look at you, attacking small tribes and enslaving them... I couldn't be more proud.
>...I'm stealing that idea, about the grapes, relaxing, and fanning. Just saying.
>Well, it's great that you love having slaves Liz.
>Write-in
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>>1531203
>...Well, I think you were quite sensitive to it at first.
>Well, it's great that you love having slaves Liz.
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>>1531203
>Write-in
When you figure that out let me know, kinda curious how I didn't come up with having them do all that myself. I don't even know when or why I started taking slaves, just works out well I guess.
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>>1531203
>Write-in
When you figure that out let me know, kinda curious how I didn't come up with having them do all that myself. I don't even know when or why I started taking slaves, just works out well I guess could be intincts or in my genes then i inherited it from my mother

write in
they are more like unpaid workers i think? we should really improve there homes and living standars and are the children of a slave born free? if not i am going to make it so!
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>>1531203
>...Well, I think you were quite sensitive to it at first.
>...And now look at you, attacking small tribes and enslaving them... I couldn't be more proud.
>...I'm stealing that idea, about the grapes, relaxing, and fanning. Just saying.
>Well, it's great that you love having slaves Liz.
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"When you figure that out, let me know. It's somewhat curious how I didn't come up with having them do all that myself. I don't even know when or why I started taking slaves, it just works out well I guess. But I think you were quite sensitive towards it at first, and now look.. You're enslaving small tribes. I couldn't be more proud... And also, I'm stealing that idea about grapes, relaxing, and fanning... But really, it's so great you love having slaves Liz."

"You too..."

You of course, go in for a kiss for a while...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to bond over slavery somehow.

+3 if you can be loving towards her and a little lustful.
+2 if you can try to theorize why you and Liz like having huge amounts of slaves...
+2 if you can come up with loving activities to do with Liz when you get home that involve slaves...
+1 if you can also appeal to Liz's soft-hearted tendecies by mentioning maybe increasing their living standards... (+1 if you can mention getting more for Liz and you...)

If everything's done, Liz's relations will increase by +5.
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1531258
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Oy Vey. Maybe someone should roll again to try and get a 20 to cancel this 1.
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1531276
Quick! Start discussing plans to go down to the Middle east and taking all the mussie's kike's and Africans as slaves!
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Do anosn want to be barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1531281
>Yes!
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>>1531284
At least try to roll first. There's always just as much a chance to get a 20 as there is to get a 1.
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>>1531281
under the influence of barbaric can we make plans to turn Africa and the Middle east into our slave pen. along with most of Asia?
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1531290
Fine but watch me get another 1.
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>>1531281
Okay use Barbaric
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>>1531294
Yes. Though you'll have to sell her on it.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if Ren can be barbarically lustful towards her...
+2 if Ren can of course, barbarically appeal to her and talk about how great it is to ransack villages with her and taking humans as slaves...
+2 if Ren can mention plans of large-scale enslavement to excite her.
+1 if Ren can of course, passionately mention to her the wealth she'd gain, how it'd feel to have hundreds of slaves beneath her...

If everything's done, her opinion will go up by +10 and it'll be an autosuccess.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1531304
iz gonna roll anuddah nat 1
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>>1531304
We should go out into Africa and the East, and subjugate all who live there, razing the homes and loved ones of the defiant together, You resting in my arms, Commanding an empire as up put the uncivilized world under our leash, me, massaging your aching chest as I feast on the remains of the last resilient tribe. Our bed would never be more comfortable, adorned in foreign gold. So many slaves that not a spot in the layer would be left unattended for a second, and we would spend long nights on our hoard, wearing each other out until we only have enough strength to crack the whip.
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>>1531304
Get handsy: tits, ass and possibly lightly biting her ear or something...

"Come on, that feeling of power and absolute control over them as you are choosing who to enslave. That look of terror and respect, you can't tell me you don't enjoy that feeling? That you don't enjoy feeling so strong? I love doing with you too because it lets us both cut loose and not worry about anyone else in the world.

I mean, think of all the money, jewels and other valuables the Kobolds are offering me for slaves! Imagine how much wealth you could accumulate over the generations...them all serving you perfectly to avoid a life in the mines..."


That is all the bonuses, or a +8 / an auto-success.
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>>1531334
as we put the uncivilized.*
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You of course, escalate a bit more... Fondling her breasts and squeezing as you talk, and pushing her into your arms.

"...You know what we should do my love? We should go out into Africa and the East, and subjugate all who live there, razing the homes and loved ones of the defiant together, You resting in my arms, Commanding an empire as up put the uncivilized world under our leash, me, massaging your aching chest as I feast on the remains of the last resilient tribe. Our bed would never be more comfortable, adorned in foreign gold. So many slaves that not a spot in the layer would be left unattended for a second, and we would spend long nights on our hoard, wearing each other out until we only have enough strength to crack the whip... Come on, that feeling of power and absolute control over them as you are choosing who to enslave. That look of terror and respect, you can't tell me you don't enjoy that feeling? That you don't enjoy feeling so strong? I love doing with you too, my love, because it lets us both cut loose and not worry about anyone else in the world... To know we're on top... Not to think of all the money, jewels and other valuables the Kobolds are offering me for slaves! Imagine how much wealth you could accumulate over the generations...them all serving you perfectly to avoid a life in the mines..."

You say this and you can feel her be exciteded, thinking of all that power... Wealth... The long nights on the hoard with you and most likely heavy amounts of tumbling...

Actions

>Press further. You know she likes it. (...Elizabeth takes a much more relaxed approach to Ren's ransacking and looting, often times either ignoring it or liking it even. This will also increase her opinion by an additional +10. (Also, if your mom does actually hear of your ideas of mass-enslaving she'll probably be very proud of you.)
>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.
>...What are you saying? Mass enslavement? That'd make you little better then your mother... Though she'd be so proud...
>Write-in
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>>1531381
>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.
>...What are you saying? Mass enslavement? That'd make you little better then your mother... Though she'd be so proud...
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>>1531381
>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own
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>>1531381
>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.
>...What are you saying? Mass enslavement? That'd make you little better then your mother... Though she'd be so proud...
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Keep in mind that Liz might actually take to enjoying Renexizious's looting and ransacking and pillaging if you do let her decide on her own, and might encourage you to get more slaves.
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>>1531416
Aye but I feel that we should let her reach that on her own if that is the outcome.
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>>1531381
>...Hold off. Let her decide on her own.
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>>1531420
if we press further we could fuck up and make her hate us like the puppy died in fear also do we still have the body?
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Rolling.
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>>1531416
supporting
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>>1531435
Interesting
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Elizabeth relaxes.

"...That well... Someone needs to teach the uncivilized how to properly live, though I'm not too sure about making them work until they die in mines..."

She seems to agree with your previous statement, but seems to rather take a softer approach... Not really working until death, bu she seems to certainly like the idea of having plenty of money and slaves...

Liz will now be alright "civilizing" natives, so to speak, via mass slavery.

Actions

>...Contradict yourself and maybe mention that it's a bad idea?
>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...
>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment...
>Liz, you really need to relax on that whole "imperialism" thing...
>Write-in
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>>1531452
>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...
>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment...

>Write-in
"But hey, you do what you do. I'll do what I do...and you when I get the chance."
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>>1531452
>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...
>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment...
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>>1531452
>...I have to admit, you are far more gentle then me...
>...I um... Sorry, I kind of got caught up in the moment..
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>>1531468
supporting
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"I have to admit... You're probably more gentle then me, since I was talking about working them to death."

"I'd rather not, thank you."

"Well... I mean, sorry about getting caught up in the moment though."

"...Oh. Well, I mean, it was a bit... Intense."

"Yeah... But hey, you do what you do, I'll do wat I do... And maybe you when I get the chanace again."

"...That might be sooner then you think."

"Really?"

"...Well, if you continue to give me a good time."

"Ah... So my reward for taking you out..."

"And giving me a good time without reminding me of your affairs, womanizing nature..."

"...So a challenge to make you happy enough to forget?"

"I suppose you can call it that."

Actions

>...Challenge accepted, Liz. I'll make you the most happy woman I can.
>...Eh... Why don't we just do it now?
>...I don't need sex as a reward to make you happy, Liz.
>...I'd rather not. Can we just go home?
>Write-in
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>>1531518
>...I don't need sex as a reward to make you happy, Liz.

>Write-in
"Now, would you like to know more about where we are?"


Time to pull a doc...
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>>1531540
btw I have several docs about this quest about different subjects
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>>1531518

supporting this >>1531540
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"Listen, I don't need sex as a reward to make you happy, Liz."

"...Well... I mean, would you still want to do it later?"

Actions

>Maybe...
>Not really, no.
>...I'd love to, actually.
>...Why do you want to tumble anyways? I thought you hated me? Well, at least trying to.
>Write-in
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>>1531575
>Maybe...

Two words: Child Expenses
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>>1531553
Not that kind of doc. Doctor who I mean. On arrival in episode 7 season 1 he gives a description of the place and time they are in at 1:20 onward.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1B7yxXDwmB8&t=66s

That is what I mean and is in fact a large portion of how I thought of this holiday.


>>1531575
>Maybe...
>Write-in
"I'd prefer to enjoy the facilities of this place. Seeing as we can enjoy each other's bodies at any time."
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"Maybe. I'd prefer to enjoy the facillities of this place, seeing as we can enjoy each other's bodies at any time."

"Right... Well, did you have something in mind besides swimming all day?"

Actions

>...Let me check what else they have.
>...You know, all this swimming has made me hungry. Should we go out to eat?
>I think the Mechanicus is having somesort of barbecue or something. That might be nice.
>...Why don't we do some more things on the water?
>...Why don't we just sit around in the sun or something? That'd be nice, and relaxing.
>...I think we can still do some Terraball. That'd be nice.
>Write-in
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>>1531645
Look for a musical or something to see.
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>>1531645
>I think the Mechanicus is having somesort of barbecue or something. That might be nice.
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Rolling here in 20 minutes. Anons might want to decide.
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>>1531645
this >>1531647
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"Come. Let's find a musical or something to go to..."

You hear about a few musicals and plays being done locally by the local Actor's Guild... Apparently a branch dedicated to the culture of the Imperium.

Choose one to go to.

>The Horus Heresy. (A musical)
>The Iron Cage. (Opera)
>The Jolly Halls Of Terra (A choir preformance by the Ecclesiarchy.)
>The Lone Guardsman (A drama)
>The Inquisitor of Melourn (A play)

And yes, you have to guess what she'll like.
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>>1531757
>The Lone Guardsman (A drama)
OR
>The Horus Heresy. (A musical)
OR
>The Iron Cage. (Opera)
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>>1531757
>The Lone Guardsman (A drama)
I might vaguely remember that Liz was writing a screenplay ornthat she was interested in one.
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The Lone Guardsman it is.

Liz seems a bit interested in this, and doesn't seem to dislike it.

There's also an... Very interesting concession stand, apparently manned by the Ecclessiarchy. It seems like they're funding all these plays.

DON'T FUCKING BUY FROM THEM. THEY DON'T EVEN HAVE MY SIGNATURE SAUCE FOR FUCK'S SAKE, NOT TO MENTION.

You have about 495,000 money anons, and you see LIz eyeing the concession stand somewhat hungrily.

How much to spend on the concession stand?

>Side with Khorne, don't buy anything. (Khorne will like this, for siding with his brand over their brand. Liz will be quite disappointed though.)
>Try to sneak in food. (If caught, you'll get kicked out.)
>...Spend an amount of money. (Your average noble orders five-thousand at the concession stand. A peasant would order one-hundred at it! Decide how much to spend.)
>(Liz): Try to get them to lower their prices for you... They're just a bunch of teens really.
>Write-in
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>>1531816
>...Spend an amount of money. (Your average noble orders five-thousand at the concession stand. A peasant would order one-hundred at it! Decide how much to spend.)
5,000 or less
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>>1531827
This.
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You spend 5,000, which pleases Liz.

The play itself seems to be about the lone survivor of a Guardsman regiment, trying to bravely fight back against the Chaos forces that have conquered the planet he's fighting on.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how much you and Liz enjoy this.

+3 if you can find a way to get comfortable be loving towards Liz...
+2 if you can try to explain this strange dimension to her, and what a guardsman is, etc...
+1 if you can find cute little things to do throughout the play.
+1 if you can try to express what your "preferred" faction in 40k is.
+1 if you can predict the guardsman's fate in the play.
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>>1531909
When she gets frightened, which is inevitable, pull her towards our chest.

"See, a gaurdsman is kinda like a foot soldier. And chaos in this reality is sorta like a bad drug trip that has physically manifested and tries to bend reality to it's ideal. These soldier, guardsmen, serve as a standing military to fight the creatures that come out of chaos when they decide to attack. Their loyalty is towards the emperor of man, a man of legendary power and talent, currently on life support on his throne, a shame too, he actually carved out such a strong enough empire that they were able to make entire planets like this."

"Well gaurdsmen don't usually survive very long when they loose a world, if they do it would definitely be something of an epic. Chances are he'll die or be corrupted by chaos at the end of it. But then again I was wrong about the Muslims being behind the bombing back at Stockholm."
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1531909
I forgot to roll like a faggot.
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>>1531909
"Now is a good a time as any to explain where, or rather when, we are to you Liz.

Welcome to, admittedly in an alternate dimension, the late 40th millennium AD. To one of innumerable planets united under the single banner: that of humanity, of civilisation, of order and of the Imperium of mankind. A horrible yet necessary unity for this the darkest era to have ever been yet not the darkest yet to come.

A unity besieged on all sides by similarly if not far more so numerous forces: traitors, aliens, heretics, mutants and many other such threats including examples from humanity's prime: when they were gods compared to most. Yet that age of science, progress, wisdom, learning and prosperity ended long ago and even now their civilisation spirals downwards like the embers of a dying bonfire.

In this world, a human is far from the smartest or the strongest or even the most common race. Yet it is through sacrifices of life and of much more they slow the dying of the bonfire, that they spare their worlds death to their enemies hands even if only for a few decades at most: Irreplaceable technology, destroyed; perfect worlds, razed and desecrated; entire solar systems of humanity, killed or kidnapped or enslaved or sacrificed.

In this world, guardsmen are the best of the PDF or planetary defensive forces. Forcibly conscripted or willingly joining, they charge out across the galaxy to fight every threat that presents itself to man and, all too often, die to a man. Yet even now, as we speak, millions and millions take up arms to defend their homes, their people and their Imperium. Against foes who are far stronger in every way.

The only respite of humanity being the second greatest gift of their god emperor: genetically modified super-soldier version of humans to act as the bulwark of humanity, yet even these heroes are only a small number compared to their enemies and their numbers barely maintain against the endless waves. Not to mention that a number of them betrayed the emperor and humanity and cavort with their enemies now.

Even now as we speak, countless worlds and cultures are silenced. Countless screams echo into the void from the dark capital of the fallen empire of the Eldar as their few sane brothers hide on their worldships and stare into the future trying to find a path to salvation.

This is a fairly common story: the lone survivor against insurmountable odds, success unknown yet they 'soldier' onward. Yet in the Imperium it only goes one of two ways I imagine: success or death yet to them it really will be success or success. As he will either live to fight another day or die in service to their god emperor and travel to the afterlife to sit alongside him for all eternity in a perfect world. I doubt they will show the third possibility: him betraying the god emperor and stepping out of his great light and embracing that twisted darkness of chaos like so many actually do, their bodies twisting with dark and malignant energies."
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>>1531994
Now for the rest of the bonuses:

Snuggle. Take advantage of her...softer regions.

Feed her by hand.


"Personally I have always cared for the guardsmen, such a brave group of religious fundamentalists and fools. To stand tall in this world is a rare feat and they achieve it often."
>>
...My write-in wasn't too long...was it..?


Shit it was too dark, that was the problem, eh?
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>>1531994
i like it and its true the most ilkey is that you did not sugar coat it to mutch it not to dark it does not decribe how hoppless it is and how people are ripped from the emerors after life to be slwly feed to demons
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>>1532015
it not too dark actualy its light and sweet version without the gory details with puss cum shit and blood covered battlefellds with monster made from bleeding metal literal breast monster (monsters made from tits dick crab claws and virginas ect every fetish) giant fat corpse monster with tolong intesiens that makes the skin rapture and spill out with black acid puss filled with larve the size of buildings
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>>1532030
>>1532053
See you say that, I mostly didn't include those because it didn't work into the flow of the speech and because I hit the letter limit.
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>>1532056
i still love the speech it good but does not cover how truly hopeless everyting is in this universe it good perfect for this situation but does not go into the detaile and i thinks it billons that die every minute or hour to get there souls draged to become deomon food and we could do soomething how we could take human to our universe it would even be mercy if we killed them in our universe so that chaos can not take there souls and we could turn them into worshipers for that love goddes so that slanrzzh can not take our demon friend back
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>>1532094
True but she doesn't believe in demons or anything yet. We can convince her of that later and show / talk to her about that shit.
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Alright, back. I'm just playing Soulstorm in the background so expect large delays as I spam guardsmen.

You of course, introduce Liz to the 40th millenium, anno domini. You quietly explain to her the events of what's going on, and she seems a little frightened by the well... Very dark nature of this dimension.

As she gets frightened, you cuddle with her a bit and make sure to give her a hug, and o course, passionately rub her back.

"...So can we do anything, Ren?"

"Hm?"

"...I'd feel terrible if I was to let this happen without us doing anything."

"In this dimension? Liz, you'd be surprised by the likelyhood of our deat-"

"I don't care. I'm not going to leave humanity to perish while we sit around in Stockholm..."

Actions

>Try to tell her that no matter what you do, humanity here is likely doomed?
>...Listen, we can do something in the future, alright? We can't now.
>...Liz, I'll try my best, ok? (She'll greatly like this!)
>...Listen, don't tell Frankzika, ok? She's from a... Somewhat similar dimension, although a bit more fortunate.
>Write-in
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>>1532121
>...Listen, we can do something in the future, alright? We can't now.
>Write-in: But before we can actually do anything here, we would have to get our own house in order, we have threats to our world we have to stop, kingdoms and empires that would still bring us trouble, and my own fuck ups I need to clean. attempting anything here before fixing our own house would just lead to two realities being destroyed.
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>>1532121
>...Listen, don't tell Frankzika, ok? She's from a... Somewhat similar dimension, although a bit more fortunate.
>...Listen, we can do something in the future, alright? We can't now.
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>>1532121
>Try to tell her that no matter what you do, humanity here is likely doomed?
>Write-in
"Liz, let me give you an idea of the scale of the wars we are dealing with.

You know the Americans have their nuclear weapons? You know how they could kill one of us if they detonated within a few miles with us in our dragon form? Well in this world there exists weapons which can, literally, crack planets into asteroid belts and ships so big that their crews measure in the millions.

Another example, in this world I am at best a moderate threat to some of the weaker factions. They wield weapons which we would call science fiction: fusion lances, plasma launchers, rail-guns and laser cannons. Things so powerful they can destroy entire mountains in one volley.

We are not strong here. Here there are beings which can rip you limb from limb while taking pleasure from it. Here they are beings which are so disease ridden they are immortal and passively infect all around them. Here there are people who can with their minds rip 15 mile long ships in orbit in half with a thought. Here there are beings which literally mind-control entire cities to fight for them. Here there are beings that can enter your mind and force you to live out your worst nightmares for all eternity. Here there are people who can see the future. Here there are people who literally can. Not. Die.


We can't do anything to stop what is happening and to be frank us trying would just result in our world being worse off. This world will resolve itself as it must and as it will. Either with their god emperor rising from his throne of death and decay and bringing that fate to his enemies or whenever earth finally falls to chaos or to the tyranids or to the other races.

Trust me when I say I am understanding in why you want to help these people but we must focus on our own dimension first. Then we can work on here."
>...Listen, don't tell Frankzika, ok? She's from a... Somewhat similar dimension, although a bit more fortunate.
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>>1532189
"Also, they've been in this decline for more than 10 millennia. They aren't exactly going to start losing drastically in the next 3 years or even decades."
>>
"Listen, we can do something in the future, but before we can do it we have to get our own house into order, we have threats to our world we have to stop, kingdoms and empires that would still bring us trouble, and my own fuck ups I need to clean. attempting anything here before fixing our own house would just lead to two realities being destroyed. Just promise me, you won't tell Frankika, ok? She's from a somewhat similar dimension..."

She scowls, being reminded of Frankizka, her arch-nemesis, so to speak.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can avoid relationship catastrophacy just mentionning her.

+2 if you can quickly try to move on?
+2 if you can mentally distract her and talk about why Elizabeth is so great and cute?
+2 if you can be cute and find something to do with her...
+1 if you can find a way to relax her.
>>
Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1532250
>>
Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1532250
Come on, we came to enjoy a play. Sit up on my lap while I massage your arms.
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1532250
Worst comes to worst we can start going in depth about how an exterminatus works
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>>1532250
"Hey let's just try and enjoy our holiday before we have to go back and manage our kingdoms and take care of the kids okay?

I wonder what antics they'll have gotten into while we were away and what expenses we will have to pay...

Still it is all worth it to see your cute smile when they do something adorable or make us proud."

Hold her hand and stroke her hair. Maybe hum slightly some sort of cute lullaby like tune.
>>
If anons want to avoid Liz being angry, just try to talk about her kids more, and be a bit suggestive.
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>>1532504
"I know that they are responsible enough, well most of them, that when we get back things will mostly be in order but I worry that I will be replacing another Eiffel tower soon.

Still, I can think of another tower I wouldn't mind erecting again with your assistance..."
>>

"Hey let's just try and enjoy our holiday before we have to go back and manage our kingdoms and take care of the kids okay?

I wonder what antics they'll have gotten into while we were away and what expenses we will have to pay...

Still it is all worth it to see your cute smile when they do something adorable or make us proud..."


"...That's true..."

"I know that they are responsible enough, well most of them, that when we get back things will mostly be in order but I worry that I will be replacing another Eiffel tower soon. Still, I can think of another tower I wouldn't mind erecting again with your assistance..."

"Not here Ren... But thank you for being honest."

"Yeah..."

You hold her hand and stroke her hair.

"...I wonder what my parents think of the kids."

"...Well..."

"I mean, would he be shocked if he heard we had... Well, thirty?"

Actions

>...Well, I'm still a bit shocked over that...
>...I don't even know what to name the new kids...
>Well, I can tell you what my mother would think...
>...You know, I wouldn't mind more in the future. How about you?
>How much do you want to bet that last session of sex got you pregnant? I was a bit rough...
>...Don't worry, this is the last pregnancy... Right?
>...I wonder what my dad must think.
>Write-in
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>>1532555
>...Well, I'm still a bit shocked over that...
>...I don't even know what to name the new kids...
>...I wonder what my dad must think.

>Write-in
"After all this I think I am going to start looking into making a temporary infertility method that is 100% reliable and reversible. Just to avoid this sort of problem, I want to love you but I don't want to end up with more children than I have scales doing so."
>>
"Well, I'm still a little shocked over that. I don't even know what to name the new kids... Jesus, I wonder what dad must think."

"...Honestly, your lucky Frankizka's undead and Chrysoula for some reason isn't giving you kids."

"Yeah... After all this I think I am going to start looking into making a temporary infertility method that is 100% reliable and reversible. Just to avoid this sort of problem, I want to love you but I don't want to end up with more children than I have scales doing so."

"...Well, I mean... What's a few dozen more?"

She gives you a look of sarcasm.

"...But really, don't make yourself infertile. I'd hate for you to become permanently infertile, and at this point having kids when we least expect it is a lifestyle."

"...I see, so you're woried about me becoming an eunuch?"

"Yeah, I'd rather you not risk it. At all."

Actions

>Don't worry about it, ok? I won't accidently turn infertile.
>...Liz, either way we're probably still going to have a shitload of kids.
>...Yeah, you're right... I won't do it.
>Write-in
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>>1532655
>Don't worry about it, ok? I won't accidently turn infertile.


"I'll do some tests. Do you know how many people wish they could avoid impregnating their partners?"
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>>1532671
support
>>
"Don't worry about it, ok? I won't accidently turn infertile. I'll do tests too! Do you know how many people wish they could avoid impregnating their partners?"

"...You?"

"Yeah!"

"...Why don't you just use a condom?"

Actions

>Laugh. Yeah, like one of those can fit.
>...I um... What's that?
>...That's a... Good question.
>...I prefer science, I guess.
>Write-in
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>>1532746
>>Laugh. Yeah, like one of those can fit.
>>Also do you want me to take the time to find one if you want me?
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>>1532746
>Write-in
"A dragon sized condom for a 200 storey tall dragon? What store sells those? A novelty shop?

Seriously though considering how frequently I get bigger, that sort of method doesn't work..."
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>>1532795
think of the cost the amount of rubber were would we throw it when we were finiseded? and this >>1532795 think of how elastic ot needs to be and whats a condom
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>>1532746
he have never heard of a condom before
>Laugh. Yeah, like one of those can fit.
>...I um... What's that?
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>>1532746
how old are we just now?
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You laugh.

"Liz, a dragon sized condom? For a two-hundred story dragon. What the hell kind of store sells those? A novelty stop? Not to mention how frequently I get bigger, that sort of method doesn't work..."

"Well, make one?"

"Yeah, sure. I'll call the local stores for a two-hundred story condom maker."

She sighs.

"...I'm only trying to help you. I'd rather you not self-neuter or anything."

"...Come on..."

"Well, I'm worried.."

You sigh, and shake your head.

"...Well... Honestly, I have to admit, your two-hundred story form is... Well, it's quite fun, in a sense."

"...You remembering that one night?"

"...Ren, honestly. How couldn't I? We nearly destroyed a city tumbling... I think we might not want to do it in our dragon forms."

Actions

>...I suppose we can limit the tumbling-city destroying...
>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)
>...It was fun though.
>Laugh harder...
>Liz, in all honesty, if we tumble we're going to break a lot of shit...
>...Embarrass her by reminding her about how her breasts did most of the work, damaging the city...
>Write-in
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>>1532857
4
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>>1532876
>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)
>Liz, in all honesty, if we tumble we're going to break a lot of shit...
>...Embarrass her by reminding her about how her breasts did most of the work, damaging the city...


>Write-in
We could try doing it high in the alps once I fix our heat resistance. Make a few new valleys and rises...
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>>1532876
>>...I suppose we can limit the tumbling-city destroying...
>>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)
>>...It was fun though.
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>>1532876
liz i actual dont know what a condom is just that its human dick sized
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>>1532934
>>1532876
>...You know, if I remember right, you used to talk in your sleep about wanting to tumble on a battlefield... (Will heavily, heavily embarrass Liz.)
>Liz, in all honesty, if we tumble we're going to break a lot of shit...
>...Embarrass her by reminding her about how her breasts did most of the work, damaging the city...
>Write-in
>We could try doing it high in the alps once I fix our heat resistance. Make a few new valleys and rises...
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Roll me a 1d20+6 for how embarrassed Elizabeth is, just from this conversation and what your saying to her.

+3 if you can talk more about shaping the terrain simply just by tumbling...
+2 if you can be very impressed by her breast's city destroying tendencies.
+2 if you can find more ways to embarrass her.
+1 if you can of course, talk about how fun it was.

If everything's done, Liz will offer to share embarrassing things she does in another form just so you stop. Alternative method of payments also apply, if anons can think of it.
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1532957
As a Kobold Liz likes to LARP
As a Yuan-Ti Liz is a gunslinger
As a Drow Liz likes to be pampered like a Roman emperor

I think those are the forms we've covered so far.
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1532957
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1532957
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Anyone want to do the bonuses? You'll learn one of Liz's embarrassing secrets then.
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>>1533027
to tired good morning i go to bed know 04:16 me for
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>>1532957
We could make mountains out of your mountains
You could say they are weapons of mass destruction
Jokingly threaten about telling parliament about >>1532970
I'll remember it for the rest of my life
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"You know, we could easily just make mountains out of your mountains. You could easily say they're weapons of mass destrcution too, judging from what happened to that city..."

"God, please stop."

"You know, I could tell parliament about how you love to be pampered like a roman emperor, or how as a yuan-ti you love to be a gunslinger... Or better yet, how you adore larping in your kobold form."

"Stop. Now."

"Either way, I'll remember that sex for the rest of my life..."

"Goddamn it, don't tell Parliamen-"

"I won't, if you tell me an embarrassing secret."

She sighs, frustrated.

"Damn it... Alright, what is it?"

Come up with a form you want to ask anons!
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>>1533132
draco-ti
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>>1533132
Elf if she uses it or if we haven't ask it. Otherwise ask about Half-Dragon.
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>>1533132
Human.
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

Rolling

1=Elf.
2=Half-Dragon.
3=Human
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>>1533306
>tfw yours wasn't even rolled for
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>>1533324
I don't think she uses a chimera form like that
Also
>2 out of the 3 options were mine, giving me a 2x greater chance of winning
Not that I'm complying or anything but...
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Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>1533306
Oraleeee Rolleeeeee
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>>1533375
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Even the dice want to know how she gets when she shifts into a knife eared freak.
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>>1533360
Well, I'm rolling for what form anons want to know about.

Liz of course, tells you that she has a habit of just going to the garden and relaxing, and that's really it. Oh, and enjoying tea... Along with reading a book... And of course, planting around and taking care of the plants and other things.

Nothing too embarrassing.

"That's it? I'm a bit disappointed."

"Well, to be fair... I also have a bit of a tendency to clean up in it, and try to take care of things. Being nimble is far easier in it..."

"...Wow. That's it? Nothing embarrassing?"

"I'm trying to think... I um... I also have a tendency to read stories to the kids, other things like that."

You sigh. Not much in that...

Meanwhile, as Revenaris...

You've gotten to the camp for the kobold army! Which of course, means you get trained. Hard.

That's all you've been doing, really, for the past three days.

Meanwhile, you got put alongside a Equite tank crew, and trained into preforming your duties as a...

>Turret gunner. (You will be able to fire a Gauss Machinegun. Low Fame. Moderate survivibility against infantry, high survivibility against Tanks.)
>Gunner. (You'll be in charge of the main cannon. This grants you access to the 120mm Cannon, ammo, and Gauss Coaxial Machinegun. Low survivibility against Tanks. High Survivibility against Infantry. Moderate Fame.)
>Driver. (You'l be in charge of the tank! Lots of responsibility put on you, and you'll be the "commander" of the tank. High fame, but fuck ups aren't very good.)
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>>1533504
>>Driver. (You'l be in charge of the tank! Lots of responsibility put on you, and you'll be the "commander" of the tank. High fame, but fuck ups aren't very good.)
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>>1533504
>Driver. (You'l be in charge of the tank! Lots of responsibility put on you, and you'll be the "commander" of the tank. High fame, but fuck ups aren't very good.)
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>>1533504
Driver, we's in control nigga
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It's real nigger hours!
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Driver it is.

You of course, get introduced to the Equites tank.

These tanks are very costly to the Empire, and it is a sign of high responsibility that someone volunteers for the driver position, which makes you usually share the same fate as the tank. It is expected that the driver oftentimes "go down with it". Anything else is considered cowardice or sometimes even treason.

The tank itself has a few unique things about it. The engine is exclusively made for these tanks, and can go as fast as 50mph... But they take a long time to repair or be replaced, and be fragile.

There's also two main structual weaknesses in the tank.

The turret itself lacks the armor to take a direct hit from most other types of weapons, and the barrel itself can be easily destroyed by a well-placed explosion. Along with that, the ammunition is placed up by the turret, meaning a penetrating shell in the turret usually spells ill for the crew.

The tank however, has strong 60mm strong armor in the front, and it's treads are bulletproof. It also has spaced armor to protect the treads and protect against some tanks.

The tank however, can bring along a high amount of ammo. About 100 shells.

Choose how much to bring anons.

Having 0 shells means you have no chance for your ammunition to explode if it gets hit. If you have 100 shells and you get hit, you'll have a 25% of detonation.

After you get a quick briefing to your tank, you are also told to attend a briefing for what types of threats you might face on the field of battle.

Do anons want to customize their tank slightly?

>Customize the tank. (Select to either customize the paintjob/camo, try to change the armor, cannon, machinegun ammo, and what ammo to bring along.)
>Don't do anything, and instead attend the briefing about hostile threats your tank might face.
>Nah, it's fine. Don't change anything about it...
>Write-in
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>>1533572
Shit, ain't them the best now ain't them?
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>>1533583
Write-in: Go inna bathroom and masturbate furiously. Gotta get rid of all that there stress, innit?
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>>1533593
No.
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>>1533599
Then I respectfully choose
>Don't do anything, and instead attend the briefing about hostile threats your tank might face.
Sounds more useful and we cant customize with that in mind.
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>>1533583
>>Customize the tank. (Select to either customize the paintjob/camo, try to change the armor, cannon, machinegun ammo, and what ammo to bring along.)
25 APM, 25 HE
Dark camo with speckles, in order to match dark caves
Call it the Knight Wulf
Have an emblem of a non-anthropomorphic wolf wearing a knight's helmet
Then go to the meeting
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>>1533583
>Don't do anything, and instead attend the briefing about hostile threats your tank might face.
I'm pretty sure I know what we're going to face but should probably get specifics on the enemies.
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>>1533603
This, proper positioning sounds more important than fancy shit. Get 25 AP and 25 HE. I'm just going to guess that based off our mutual combined arms mmofps that HEAT is useless.
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>>1533606
I agree with this, except for maybe the wolf. Maybe thunderbolts or spears would be a design. Like have 3 spears painted on facing the front of the tank.
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You of course go to the briefing.

You are to be sent up against some small hobgoblin tribe up north armed with Drow equipment. They're acting as a bit of a resistance movement and have taken to terrorizing the countryside and attempting to form an alliance against the Roman Empire, and are to be made an example of. This is what's predicted you'll be up against.

Predicted Enemy Armor

MM-9 Storm

The MM-9 is a mass produced Drow tank, with weak armor, and a 38mm autocannon. It's armor is 40mm, and your tank will absolutely tear it to shreds in a direct hit. It's capable of penetrating an Equite's armor from the sides, but has almost no chance to penetrate from the front, save under prolonged fire. It also has a coaxial machinegun against infantry, but is known to overheat quickly and is rather unnaccurate. A Gauss Machinegun can also penetrate the armor easily.

Enemy Anti-Tank

AP-4 Lolth's Bolt: A rather small but hard hitting anti-tank gun. It's small enough to be put into a house and fired, but is a single-shot weapon and sports a HEAT round, and will usually penetrate up close and to the side. It is disposable.

Enemy Infantry

Hobgoblin Streztanaol are the predicted enemies. They are reputed to be very well-disciplined and usually are even more disciplined then a Roman. They lack much in the way of training, and lack any AT equipment...

Special Orders.

All survivors are to be publically executed after the battle to be made examples of. Survivors of the family's are to be enslaved as an example to the tribals.

Actions

>Leave to your tank and customize it.
>Get ready for battle.
>Write-in
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>>1533676
>Leave to your tank and customize it.
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>>1533676
>>Leave to your tank and customize it.
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>>1533676
>Leave to your tank and customize it.
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You leave to your tank and customize it.

You have about 2000 Requsition you can call on.

Choose something to customize.

>Select ammo for 120mm cannon.
>Select ammo for Coaxial Machinegun.
>Select ammo for Turreted Machinegun.
>Select Crew.
>Change Turret Weapon.
>Change Cannon.
>Change the paintjob/camo.
>Change the armor.
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>>1533717
Shit, abort didn't work.

Also

>Upgrade Compartment.
>Upgrade Tank (3000 Requisition)
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>>1533717
>Select Crew.
>Select ammo for Turreted Machinegun.
Explosive flak if we have it. Think the Banshee on a mosquito.

Speaking of real nigger hours, gotta deal with my neighbors.
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>>1533717
This>>1533726
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>>1533726
I also support this.
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>>1533726
Dis

Also good luck in getting those faggots to shut up.
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Here's the crew.

A skill rating of 1-5 is how effective a crew member is. Throughout the battles Revenaris will do, the more experienced they will get and better at their stations they'll be.

Lower ranked crewmen usually have worse morale, which ranges from "Treasonous" to "Impetous".

Crewmembers have also three hidden stats. Melee Skill, in case someone tries to breach their workstation, Psychic Defense, in case "psychic bullshit" happens, and Vitality, which represents their hitpoints.

Select a Gunner.

>Calidorus Pilus: The son of a businessbold who works at a highly wealthy tailoring company, and is expected to carry on the name of the family tradition of tailoring. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Cowardly.)
>Adrius Perennis: The son of a lifetime legionary who lost his life in a battle against the Gnomes, and was sent home in a closed-casket funeral. Filled with rage and fury, he's known to be a somewhat over-the-top recruit who is also good at hand-to-hand combat.(Rank: Private. 1 Skill. 500 Requisition. Brave. Gets +1 Skill against Gnomes, and becomes Impetous. Has above average Hand-to-Hand skill.)
>Robertus Fabricius. Son of a farmer who was kidnapped by the Drow, and his heart was sent back to their family in a box. Is terrified to death of the Drow, and will do his best to avoid conflict against them. Is otherwise a natural gunner, and is noted to learn fast. (Rank: Private. 2 Skill. 700 Requisition. Normal. Terrified of Drow, and suffers a -1 to Skill against them, and his bravery falters to Craven.)
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>>1533792
>Calidorus Pilus: The son of a businessbold who works at a highly wealthy tailoring company, and is expected to carry on the name of the family tradition of tailoring. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Cowardly.)
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>>1533792
>>Robertus Fabricius. Son of a farmer who was kidnapped by the Drow, and his heart was sent back to their family in a box. Is terrified to death of the Drow, and will do his best to avoid conflict against them. Is otherwise a natural gunner, and is noted to learn fast. (Rank: Private. 2 Skill. 700 Requisition. Normal. Terrified of Drow, and suffers a -1 to Skill against them, and his bravery falters to Craven
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>>1533792
>Calidorus Pilus: The son of a businessbold who works at a highly wealthy tailoring company, and is expected to carry on the name of the family tradition of tailoring. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Cowardly.)
Just cause he's free
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>>1533792
>>Adrius Perennis: The son of a lifetime legionary who lost his life in a battle against the Gnomes, and was sent home in a closed-casket funeral. Filled with rage and fury, he's known to be a somewhat over-the-top recruit who is also good at hand-to-hand combat.(Rank: Private. 1 Skill. 500 Requisition. Brave. Gets +1 Skill against Gnomes, and becomes Impetous. Has above average Hand-to-Hand skill.)
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>>1533808
This.
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Calidorus it is.

Select a turret gunner.

>Hadrius Trailus: Son of a bartender, and joined up. Has no intentions of dying in war, and seems to want a "safer" position. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Free. Craven)
>Cloelia Marsallas: Daughter of a Patrician, and joined the army to get away from her family... She's quite accurate with a Gauss Cannon, but easily panics under fire. (Rank: Private. 2 Skill. Free. Craven. Cost: 500 Machineguns suppress her easier.)
>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)
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>>1533837
>>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)
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>>1533837
>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)

Kobolds have women in the army?
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>>1533837
>Seleucus Feist: The son of a mechanic and plans to follow in his footsteps. Is rather lucky under fire, and knows the proper way to fix a tank if it's under fire... Or at least can guess. (Rank: Private. 1 Skill. Brave. Cost: 700. Can fix your tank much easier if damaged, and fix more of it.)
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Feist it is.

With that done... Select the ammo for the Turret.

A kobold belt holds 150 bullets.
You can hold up to 7 belts.

1300 Requisition left.

>Normal Belt (Free. Can penetrate up to 14mm.)
>Tracer Belt: Allows the gunner to track where his bullets are going. More accurate then normal. (Cost: 25 Requisition. Gives the Gunner +1 skill when using this.)
>Taser Belt. Marked by blue, effective up to 50 meters and non-lethal. (Cost: 100 Requistion per belt.)
>Airburst Belt. Explode in midair and release 20 smaller bullets. Explodes at 75 meters. Can penetrate 12mm armor. (Cost: 175 per belt.)
>AP-IC Flak Belt. Similar to airburst rounds but meant for Anti-Air and anti-vehicle. Spreads at 3000 meter, and can penetrate 35mm armor, and is somewhat explosive. Weak against infantry. (Cost: 175 Requisition per belt.)
>Incendiary Belt. Very effective at smoking out infantry. Can penetrate 20mm of armor. (Cost: 150 Requsition)
>H.A.P. (Heavy Armor Piercing Rounds), can penetrate up to 50mm armor. Has only 50 bullets, and is inaccurate.. (Cost: 150 Requisition. -1 skill when using this.)
>Explosive Belt. Can explode in a 3ft radius, and supports up to 50 bullets. Can penetrate up to 25mm armor, and is very lethal against infantry. Is very inaccurate. (Costs 200 Requsition. -2 Skill when using this.)
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>>1533904
>Tracer Belt: Allows the gunner to track where his bullets are going. More accurate then normal. (Cost: 25 Requisition. Gives the Gunner +1 skill when using this.)
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>>1533949
You have to choose up to seven belts anons.
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>>1533904
2 tracer, 5 normal
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>>1533971
This
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2 Tracer and 5 Normal it is.

Do anons want to do any other customization?

>Yes. (Customize tank job, cannon ammo, or change out your cannon/machinegun.)
>No. Continue to battle!
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>>1534011
>>Yes. (Customize tank job, cannon ammo, or change out your cannon/machinegun.)
Cannon
Bitches love cannons
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>>1534016
Cannon ammo or change out the cannon?
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>>1534018
change it out then ammo
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>>1534011
>Yes. (Customize tank job, cannon ammo, or change out your cannon/machinegun.)
Just bring like 50 high explosive rounds. They should be able to deal with anything we're going to meet.
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Change the cannon it is...

Choose one anons.

>Install a 75mm Autocannon. (Can have up to 300 shells. Can fire multiple times. Requisition: 700)
>Install a 145mm Heavy Cannon. (Can have only 50 shells. Longer reloading, but much more damage. Requisition: 700)
>Install a 80mm Gauss Cannon. (Amazingly effective at pentrating armor and buildings, and reloads normally. All around better, but somewhat fragile. Requistion: 1000)
>Install a 120mm Gauss Cannon. (Can penetrate most armor. All around better, but takes a bit longer to reload, and is quite fragile. Requisition: 1500.)
>Your default is alright. Go choose ammo.
>Write-in
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>>1534062
A 120mm is fine
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>>1534067
As in the standard one, not the gauss one
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>>1534062
>Install a 120mm Gauss Cannon. (Can penetrate most armor. All around better, but takes a bit longer to reload, and is quite fragile. Requisition: 1500.)

BITCHES
LOVE
CANNONS
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>>1534062
>>Install a 120mm Gauss Cannon. (Can penetrate most armor. All around better, but takes a bit longer to reload, and is quite fragile. Requisition: 1500.)
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>>1534080
Anon, you can't. You have only 1300 requistion.
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>>1534087
Drats.
Cucked again
>Install a 80mm Gauss Cannon. (Amazingly effective at pentrating armor and buildings, and reloads normally. All around better, but somewhat fragile. Requistion: 1000)
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>>1534062
>>Your default is alright. Go choose ammo.
>>1534098
We gotta save up for it...
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Default it is.

Choose ammo anons. You can support 100 shells, which max out at a 25% to explode on being hit.

>HE Shell. (Can penetrate 120mm steel. Huge explosion on penetration.)
>AP Shell. (Can penetrate 160mm steel.)
>HEAT Shell (Can penetrate 140mm steel. Explodes on penetration.)
>Smoke Shell. (Causes a smoke screen that blinds an enemy or makes you hard to shoot.)
>IC-AT (Penetrates armor and sets the crew on fire. Can penetrate up to 130mm steel. Requisition: 10 per shell.)
>HEIC (Explodes with incidenary going all over. Penetrates up to 120mm steel. Costs 20 Requisition per shell.)
>TAI (Toxic Anti-Infantry. Canister of highly poisonious cyanide gas. Kills within 25 seconds. Requisition: 50 per shell.)
>TAT (Toxic Anti-Tank. Canister of highly concentrated cyanide gas, that upon penetration kills a tank crew within 5 seconds. Requisition: 30 per shell.)
>S-HEAT (Superior HEAT. Reflects much less and burrows into armor, exploding and rendering tanks useless. Penetrates 170mm and above. Cost: 50 Requisition per shell.)
>S-AP (Superior AP. Reflects much less and CARVES through armor. Penetrates 200mm and above, and can penetrate multiple tanks/buildings. Requisition same as above.)
>S-HE (Superior HE. Reflects much less and explodes with a huge fireball of shrapnel. Explosion is strong enough to tip over tanks and penetrate just with debris or destroy buildings with ease. Penetrates 140mm. Requisition cost same as above.)
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>>1534174
>HE Shell. (Can penetrate 120mm steel. Huge explosion on penetration.)
>AP Shell. (Can penetrate 160mm steel.)
>Smoke Shell. (Causes a smoke screen that blinds an enemy or makes you hard to shoot.)
30 HE, 17 AP and 3 smoke
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30 HE, 17 AP, and 3 smoke it is.

You of course, get armed and ready for duty...

You get on your armor, which seems to be a rather flexiable yet comfortable set of black legionary armor, with a blue tunic underneath it. You notice that the armor itself is mostly for aesthetics, and underneath it is a bulletproof jacket. Your legs also seem coverered in bulletproof armor, and the fancy visor that you put over your head also seems to double as a radio headset... It's also remarkably sturdy. It's likely bulletproof as well, though you'd like to not try it out. Your snout and nose is somewhat still exposed though, and you have to admit, the kobold officer helm is really nice... It's a nice shade of black, and you feel it a bit...

After that, your crew hops in your tank, and you begin to drive out...

The deployment area is about an hour ahead, and you of course have to cross a bridge. You are being deployed alongside five other Equites tanks, and two divisions of Legionaries...

Of course, it seems like you'll be driving through a city on the way there, and luckily the dress uniforms of the kobolds also double as the official uniform...

That's when you're told to go slower, as you take a brief "parade" through the city...

The city itself has been recently "reclaimed" after a rather bloody revolt and the populace still hostile towards the Empire.

Since you are the "commander" of the vehicle, you are expected to be in the turret position and be saluting out towards the civilians, while another crewmember takes over.

What do anons?

>Follow protocol, and stand up.
>...That's a bit too risky. Stay driving. (Your crew might think you craven!)
>Write-in
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>>1534266
>Follow protocol, and stand up.
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You of course, stand up in the tank, and it seems the local Legate is in a sort of armored jeep giving a speech. Lots of rather angered civilians seem to be booing or throwing things, and the city's garrison is indeed holding them back. It seems like there's also a band playing a rather favorable parade tune.

The legate of course, gives his speech. He's your commanding officer, meaning you have to listen...

"Brave Romans! We march to battle, as pitiful as our tribal foes may be! But know this, one of you is worth more than any number of these barbarians!"

The men cheer as they march, and the Legate continues.

"Now, you know I have a reputation for cunning in battle! I do not intend this to be a fair fight, and we are going to fall upon them without warning! We will strike at their weakest points! This won't be a battle - it'll be a kick up the toga!"

At this point, the parade leaves the city and continues on the road to the tribe as the men cheer the Legate on.

What do anons?

>Cheer the Legate for his speech...
>...Get back in the tank and don't cheer.
>Write-in
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>>1534312
>Cheer the Legate for his speech...
May as well do what everyone else is and not risk being put on a blacklist
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You cheer him on and get back in the tank.

After half an hour of driving, the legions fall behind and your sent ahead...

You get orders from the radio that apparently the Hobgoblins have erected some barricades to slow you down, and the commander suspects an ambush or covering fire for the Hobgoblin retreat... Either way, he wants you to clear out the barricades.

The other tanks drive up to the barricades, which are raised enough to prevent infantry from moving through it...

What do anons?

>Ram into the barricades!
>...Open fire on the barricades! (Choose a gun, and choose an ammo type.)
>...Wait for the other tanks to act.
>Write-in
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>>1534401
>...Open fire on the barricades! (Choose a gun, and choose an ammo type.)

Main gun, HE shell
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>>1534401
>>>1534401
>...Open fire on the barricades! (Choose a gun, and choose an ammo type.)
>Main gun, HE shell
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oh boy, uh, questing. I kinda tried archiving my last thread the other day, and half awake I ended up archiving this one. with my tags.
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>>1535704
Derp
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>>1535704
Are you fucking autistic or something? Good job, now shit gets more confusing you fucking tosser.

You of course, order to fire an HE round into the barricade. It certainly does plenty of damage, knocking much of the stuff to the side.

It seems like the coast is clear.

Actions

>Fire another shell, just in case.
>Drive through!
>Write-in
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>>1535923
Yeah, my bad. lesson learned, never archive while tired.

>Fire another shell, just in case.
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>>1535923
>Fire another shell, just in case.

I guess we have to archive a prototype thread as a EDQ one now
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You fire another shell. As soon as it hits and explodes, a small amount of explosions go off. It seems like the hobgoblins planted some landmines, which you luckily managed to trigger...

It takes a moment for a mine defusal crew to come up, and eventually the way is cleared for you to move through.

Roll me a 1d20 anons.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1536076
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1536076
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1536076
Has someone emailed Lord Licorice?
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It has been approximately 7 hours since QuestingQM.

His status is unknown and moral among anons is falling.
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Shamefully shameless self plug for my quest while we wait. in the mean time.

>>1536276
how the hell did you do this?! WHAT IS YOUR SECRET!
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Sorry about being dead anons, I went out to a gym to get /fit/ and just woke up after passing out.

Anyways.

Critical Success!

The shell hits the ground and explodes, and detonates some other type of explosives. It causes a chain reaction, going on for quite a while under a fury of explosions, and eventually coming to an end.

You seemed to have cleared out a minefield. Nice work!

Your tank drives forward and of course, as you turn the corner, behind a rock seems to have been a hidden Storm tank trying to hit you, but you suspected this, allowing you to get your armor to face him...

What do anons?

Chance to Hit: 90%
Actions

>Aim at a specific location! (He'll get the first shot, but it'll let you hit a vital location...)
>Fire an HE shot!
>Load a different shot type!
>Open fire with your coaxial machinegun!
>Order the turret to fire!
>Write-in
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>>1540502
>Fire an HE shot!
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>>1540502
>>Fire an HE shot!
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Roll me a 1d10. Anything above 10 is a miss.

One roll please.
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

>>1540511
There's no way we can miss
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4

You hit and and it detonates inside of the tank, easily destroying and even blowing the turret off...

Some hobgoblin soldiers open fire, and your crew reloads...

What do you want the turret gunner to do?

>Single Fire. (80% to hit. 90% with tracer belt.)
>Burst firing. (60% to hit. 80% with tracer belt.)
>Full Auto. (30% to hit. 50% to hit with tracer belt.)
>Tell the crewmember to take cover! (Won't take damage.)

There are thirty hobgoblins anons.
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>>1540536
>>Single Fire. (80% to hit. 90% with tracer belt.)
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>>1540536
>Single Fire. (80% to hit. 90% with tracer belt.)
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Roll me a 1d10 anons.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1540574
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Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1540574
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>>1540577
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>>1540577
Woah
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Rolled 9 (1d10)

Your turret gunner opens fire... And completely misses every shot.

Shit.

One of them seems to be using a handheld anti-tank weapon. Lolth's bolt.

Ignore my roll.
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The rocket shot goes wide and misses completely.

Actions

>Open fire with your cannon!
>Fall back!
>Open fire with your turret!
>Open fire with your coaxial gun!
>Write-in
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>>1540671
>>Open fire with your turret!
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>>1540671
>Open fire with your turret!
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Rolled 2 (1d10)

Ignore my roll anon.
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The turret gunner position opens up, and the hobgoblin soldiers open fire on the gunner...

Roll me a 1d20-1 to see if he survives!

+2 for evasive manuevers!
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1540766
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Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1540766
Turn the tank to move the position of the gunner.
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"Hey, this is pretty easy! Reminds me of my dad's workshop when I used to use the dri-"

The gunner gets his head blown off, and get stuck, leaving the turret hatch open...

You have lost Feist! Your tank's hatch is also exposed.

You hear a few of the Hobgoblins rush to jump onto the tank and hope to toss a grenade down the hatch...

Who will you send to remove Feist's corpse from the hatch?

>The gunner.
>The loader (In the middle of reloading!)
>You'll do it yourself!
>Ignore it and focus on getting the hobgoblins off of you.
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>>1540781
>The gunner.
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>>1540781
>>The gunner.
Great, the guy we paid for died
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The gunner goes to extract Feist's corpse...

The morale of your crew has suffered from Feists' death.

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see if you can keep your crew together!

+2 if you can keep your recruits focused on the battle!
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>>1540790
To make things worse he was a mechanic. Also we're probably run into a few more losses in the future.
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1540803
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1540803
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10+2

Your crew is somewhat paniced.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if the gunner can extract the corpse without problems.

+2 for ideas on how to dispose of it.
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Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1540819
Just push it out of the way and off the tank. It's not he's going to get an open casket anyways.
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1540819
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19+5=24

You of course toss him out and your loader has loaded the cannon, of course.

What do anons?

>Use coaxial gun!
>Use cannon!
>Write-in
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>>1541289
>>Use coaxial gun!
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>>1541289
>Use coaxial gun!
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Roll me a 1d20+3 anons.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1541382
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1541382
I guess I'll roll.
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Back, sorry about my death.

18+3=21

You manage to fire and hose down quite a few hobgoblins on your tank...

The survivors decide to flee, allowing you to pick a few off. You and the other tanks continue, undaunted...

It'll certainly be a while until something happens. A few hours...

Anyways... Onto something else happening.

>Switch to the PoV of Chrysoula.
>Stay Revenaris.
>Switch briefly to Renexizious.
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>>1542132
>Switch to the PoV of Chrysoula.
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>>1542132
>Stay Revenaris.
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Rolling here in 15 minutes. Please decide.

Keep in mind this isn't "ultra" important, but it could be to some people.
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>>1542141
this.
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Chrysoula it is.

Meanwhile, in Stockholm.

As Chrysoula.

You of course, sit in bed, curled up tight and trying to stay warm.

You haven't seen anyone but Renexizious's helots for a few days, and you miss him already... You kind of were hoping when he got back he could cuddle with you. He was cold to the touch, but on the otherhand, everything just felt so much better when he was there, curled up beside you...

You sigh a bit emotionally. Honestly, you just want to get out, run around... Do things. Not sit here and wait.

Not to mention the bed hates you. Probably from how much you weigh maybe... You do pack on the pounds rather quickly while laying around in a hospital bed.

Not to mention a lot of Renexizious's soldiers are off on holiday for "Easter Sunday", even a lot of the servants get time off...

...You kind of wish someone would make you something warm like hot chocalate, that'd be great...

You begin to stand up and after painfully groaning, you put on some rather tight clothes... Not a lot is in your size, though you are happy for having some...

You go down the stairs (cursing in Greek as you descend) when you notice something rather... Weird. The couch cushions have all been tossed to the ground. Maybe Frankizka lost the TV controller or something.

Strange.

This of course, draws your interest.

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+1 if you can be suspicious and think about who could be searching around?
+1 if Chrysoula can think how Ren and Flames are doing and worry a bit...
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1542233
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1542233
Speaking about stuff that we don't entirely know about, there's still one Elven Dominion base left in Denmark. Instead of slaughtering the remnants of the Elves there, I think Ren or Liz should go there to actually find out about their agenda or background. There are dynamics about them which we've never touched about. For example, the Drow who bombed Stockholm a while back were going to out the blame on normal Elvea.
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16+4=20

You manage to hear some sounds from the basement... It erm...

Someone's in Ren's lab? You erm, usually rarely go down there and it's freezing cold... Especially the lab. You once took some water and it froze over in there...

Actions

>Go tell the guards! (Little to no personal risk. Gives whoever is in there time!)
>Go down and intercept! (Plenty of personal risk, but you can intercept whoever's down there!)
>Write-in
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>>1542285
>Go tell the guards! (Little to no personal risk. Gives whoever is in there time!)
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>>1542285

>Go down and intercept! (Plenty of personal risk, but you can intercept whoever's down there!)
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>Go down and intercept! (Plenty of personal risk, but you can intercept whoever's down there!)

Please be our Jewish Treasurer, Please be our Jewish treasurer.
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You decide to go down and intercept...

You stumble down the stair...

Roll me a 1d20+3 if you can stay sneaky.

+2 for ideas on how to sneak while injured and a huge minotaur.
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542358
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18+3=21

You manage to not make a sound and get to the lab...

Inside, seems to be a man stuffing documents and tubes inside a duffel bag...

He hasn't exactly noticed you yet...

He's also armed with what seems to be a silenced rifle... It looks to be high caliber, whatever it is.

Actions

>Sneak up on him. (High chance of failure)
>...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!
>Sneak away...
> CHARGE HIM FOR STEALING YOUR HUSBAND'S THINGS!
>Write-in
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>>1542384
>>...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!
Handy vial of acid sitting on a table
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>>1542384
>...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!
Fuck his shit up
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>>1542384
...Grab something, and prepare to THROW it right at his face!
This seems the most likely to succeed and least likely to break everything.
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Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if Chrysoula can be very ANGRY!
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Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1542407
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1542407
I JUST WANTED TO RELAX!
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17+4=21

You grab a nearby object, which is an entire table, and toss it right at him.

He turns around and the table hits him RIGHT in the fucking face, knocking him to the floor face first. The table itself breaks in two upon impact, and it flies off into the rest of the lab, breaking shit.

The guy scrambles for his rifle, and being quite angry, you charge at him...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can beat him before he gets to it..

+2 if you can find a way to go FASTER!
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542440
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542440
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1542440
Using newton's second law of motion, if we throw our clothes behind us, the opposite force will propel us forwards
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>>1542451
. . that's not how physics works but I don't want to ruin this.
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19+3=22

You RUSH forward, and STOMP the gun into two seperate pieces outright with your hooves, and you pick the guy up...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to KO this guy back to the fucking stone age.

+3 for particularly angry, hardcore, or devestating take downs.
+2 if Chrysoula can find a way to put MORE force behind her punch.
+1 if Chrysoula can completely ignore her pain.
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1542475
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1542475
Grab his head and repeatedly slam his face into the ground
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Rolled 9 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1542475
DOUBLE PUNCH
Bring around a fist from the left and right side of his head to hit him on both sides.
If we're lucky he'll only have severe brain damage
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>>1542493
>>1542498
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

Ignore my roll. This is to see if he even survives.
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>>1542498
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PLEASE BE OUR KIKE TREASURER!
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>>1542528
>PLEASE BE OUR KIKE TREASURER!
Stop trying to kill our treasurer
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>>1542535
Well he does have the tendency to cause inflation every once in a while. Not that it matters but still.
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>>1542538
well, he is Jewish, what did you expect?
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>>1542546
idk. Maybe him stealing and giving all of our national secrets to Israel. Holy shit this just made a lot more sense
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bingo. now your getting the hang of it.
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ok, why the fuck is half my image folder suddenly for ants and how do I fix that shit?
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>>1542589
>ants
>>1542538
A small amount of inflation is necessary for a stable economy
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You bring your two fists from the left and right, and EXPLODE HIS HEAD INTO A RED MIST, brain practically flying onto the ceiling at such a high velocity that the few non-flattened bone shards act as shrapnel, FLYING out of his head into the ceiling, and cutting deep into it. His head is entirely sandwiched, but you aren't done yet. You grab his now mushy head, lifting him high in the air and SMASH him into a nearby table with so much force that the room itself shudders.The tile beneath it is completely shattered and evicerated, and it acts as shards that go into his back adding more and MORE blood all over the floor. The table itself is smashed in two pieces, itself at one point being solid stone, but now broken in half.

His head is now little more then a spinal cord, which you slam into the ground, dowsing the floor with his blood. Not yet done, you grab him by the legs, and whirl him around STRAIGHT into one of the cells here and THROWING HIM HEADFIRST INTO IT.

His body smashes through the solid concrete wall, the glass, and hits the other side with visible cracks appearing on it, blood utterly covering the wall. The corpse of the man is so bruised, so deformed, and so heavily mangled that you could fucking play basketball with it.

You grab the now "meatball" and literally smash ANOTHER table with it, this time for fun.

It's erm... After this, you calm down, and find yourself in a um...

A really, really damaged lab. Covered in blood, entrails, and plenty of debirs. Even the lights flicker from the amount of punishment you've dealt.

Roll me a 1d20+3 if Chrysoula can totally not freak out at having destroyed Ren's lab while having physically made someone a compact meat ball on accident, when you just meant to knock them out.

+2 if Chrysoula can try to worry about how she'll get all this cleaned out...
+3 if Chrysoula can feel horrible for doing that to the man!
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>>1542594
redownload
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1542600
wut...
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542600
>Can't even look at his ears to see if it was man or elf
Damn
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>>1542619
We have genetics, we will know
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>>1542623
Is DNA testing even a thing by now? Also it could've been from a more obscure race that don't have a lot of DNA samples.
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542600
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Choose one anons.

This will affect Chrysoula's behavior.

>Horrified. (Chrysoula will shy away from violence even more, and will try to remain in control of her own anger and strength. She's also much more timid.)
>Scared. (Normal, but Chrysoula will shy away from touching people or physical activity out of fear of hurting them.)
>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.
>...Impressed. So this is what being BUFF can do! (Chrysoula will seek out to be even bigger and buffer!)
>...Secretly Enjoyed. (Chrysoula will secretly enjoy getting into fights and will become much better at fighting. She'll also be a bit happier.)
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testing.

also she can clean it with lemon, lots of lemon. And bleach.
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>>1542653
>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.
We might want to not become a khornate berserker mentally
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>>1542653
>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.
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>>1542646
We can make entirely new races by scratch. I think we can tell the man's race by his corpse
>>1542653
>>...Secretly Enjoyed. (Chrysoula will secretly enjoy getting into fights and will become much better at fighting. She'll also be a bit happier.)
>>1542654
Still shitty
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>>1542653
>...Shocked. (Normal. Chrysoula will get concerend about her anger issues though.
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You can't help but gasp...

You um... You didn't really mean to kill him... Just knock him around a bit, you know?

Actions

>...Maybe you should see Franziska about this...
>...Go back to bed?
>...You um...You should clean this mess up before Ren gets back...
>...Exercise. You need to relieve some stress...
>Write-in
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>>1542698
>>...Maybe you should see Franziska about this...
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>>1542698
>...Maybe you should see Franziska about this...
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>>1542698
All Franzizka and the guards
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You of course, go to Frankizka to PANIC ABOUT HOW YOU ACCIDENTLY KILLED SOMEONE.

Roll me a 1d20+3 before we go to see if Chrysoula breaks down or not.

+2 if she can be super scared about her first time killing anyone!
+1 if she can go for hug.
+1 if she can miss Ren and wish he'd help you with your anger.
+1 for theorizing where Chrysoula's inner anger comes from.
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Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542725
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1542725
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1542725
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>>1542725
Oh my god! I could have gotten hurt, or worse! Expelled
Pick up Krankizka and spin her in a hug while lightly crushing her
Ren has an angry side too. I wish he was here to give me some pointers
Khorne?
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18+3=21

You of course are on the verge of a breakdown and cry your heart out to Frankizka, but not before being a bit too clumsy and damaging some of her room...

You eventually manage to stop crying and tell her what you did, and she seems to feel bad for you...

Anyways.

Do anons want to go back to Revenaris or Renexizious...

>Revenaris.
>Renexizious.
>...Remain as Chrysoula?
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>>1542761
>Revenaris.
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>>1542761
>Renexizious.
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>>1542761
>>Renexizious.
Lets get some civ stuff soon
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Renexizious it is.

Liz of course, is right next to you, quite comfy and of course, lovely as always... Watching a play about guardsmen or something...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how much your relations with her has increased.

+3 if you can find a way to hit max comfy while sitting together in a play.
+2 if you can miss Chrysoula a bit, and think about what to do with her when you get back... She's just so adorable.
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Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1542854
Now just watch as all of our luck disintegrates
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1542854
Liz on lap, your chin on shoulder. Arms resting on belly, get in a slight slouch on chair. Max comfy.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1542854
Wrap our hand over her shoulder and grab her breasts while she leans on our shoulder
Man its been a while since we hung out with Chrysoula. Maybe Flame should spend some time with her
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>>1542871
>>1542872
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I will get us to fifteen.

For Chrysoula, we will take her and Liz out ice fishing. Why? Because Chrysoula-fags is a body pillow, and she and Liz would be two extremely comfy people to be with while fishing in an ice shed.
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Top fucking kek! Thank you so much auto correct saved terminology!
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5+9=14

You have a decent time with Liz, and return back to the apartment to rest.

She seems exhausted, and collapses into bed. You get into bed also, tired.

She cuddles up close to you.

"...That was nice."

"Yeah..."

The two of you cuddle together.

Actions

>See if she wants to do anything else?
>...See if she's in the mood for some tumbling...
>...Pass out.
>Write-in
>Write-in
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>>1542950
>>...See if she's in the mood for some tumbling...
When did Liz lay those 30 eggs?
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>>1542950
>See if she wants to do anything else?
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Rolling here in 20 mins anons.
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I think it would be wise to treat Liz as if this were a more mutual relationship instead of one based around sex which it kind of is and has lead to fractures in this marriage,
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>>1542991
I'll change you answer my question
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>>1542950

>See if she wants to do anything else?
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>>1542955
She laid ten a week ago.

"So. Wanna do more things?"

"...I was just thinking TV and then sleep, really."

"Really?"

"...Yeah, I'm tired... I'm not really up to working more."

She shifts to a drow form, and certainly gets comfortable next to you.

"...Could you be a dear and get me some grapes?"

"...What for?"

"...I just would like to relax a bit, and grapes are most interestingly a very relaxing fruit. Fun fact, it takes nearly two and a half pounds of grapes to make some wine... Did you happen to also know I'd adore it if you could get me some?"

Actions

>Yeah, don't worry. I'll get you some.
>...Is this your "pampered" time? Just wondering.
>...If you want, I can feed you some. That sort of thing...
>...You know, I know so many other forms you'd be cute in.
>...I'm kinda sad you don't want to go out anywhere...
>Write-in
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>>1543052
>>Yeah, don't worry. I'll get you some.
>>...Is this your "pampered" time? Just wondering.
Do dark eldar have black skin?
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>>1543058
I don't fucking remember, I think they look more pale and less "purple/black"
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>>1543052
>Yeah, don't worry. I'll get you some.

>>1543058
Not really. Dark Eldar have normal skin like normal Eldar although you could probably see one with Drow like pigment from genetic modifications or something.
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>>1543071
>>1543075
So what would the guardsmen think of her?
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>>1543082
Probably a black chick with huge boobs, a NOICE ass, and cute very long elven ears.
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>>1543082
Probably a human or casual abhuman planet with environment like a always present sun that makes her skin that color. I don't think she would be spotted an an Elf/Eldar since their bodies are rather different from Humans here and her ears aren't the biggest abnormality about her.
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"I'll get you some, ok? This your pampered time?"

"Yes, it is. Can you get it now please?"

You get up to get her some, and lay back in bed with her, watching TV...

Roll me a 1d20+3 anons. This is for any additional opinion boosts.

+2 if you can compliment her drow form.
+2 if you can find other ways to have fun in bed with Liz.
+1 if you can be loving towards her...
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1543139
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Rolled 17 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1543139
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1543139
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>>1543149
>The dark skin brings out your eyes in a magnificent contrast
>Jump on the bed
>Kiss her at the apex of each jump
I have no idea what I just wrote
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>>1543154
More.

Also kinda doesn't make sense on how one can jump up and suddenly kiss her at bed level

Also, passing out. Night anons.

Post your EDQ memes while I sleep.
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Here's a picture of what Liz in Drow form would look like, confirmed by the QM himself
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>>1543171
Jumping up and down on the bed
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>>1543183
>thick
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>>1543193
Perhaps this is more up your alley? I mean this is confirmed by the QM himself for the character appearance
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>>1543197
WHERE WAS THICCNESS EVER MENTIONED! JUST BECAUSE SHE HAS BIG BOOBS DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO FORCE THAT UPON HER CHARACTER!
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>>1543208
Okay
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>>1543208
For reals though. QM straight out said that she has an ass and pair of thighs to match. After all, her breast aren't her only assets.
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>>1543227
There is some expansion, but >>1543212 proves that you are a faggot with horrible taste and no sense of proportion
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>>1543233
Whatever
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>>1543248
Dude, the only reason I am arguing this much is that it is the only thing I can do right now other than sleep and I am feeling insomnia
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>>1543258
Gif related.

19+3=22

You basically just cuddle with Liz as she watches TV. There's a few things interesting going on, but you think she's enjoying your company greatly.

"...You know, all these other forms make life so much more entertaining, you know."

"Really?"

"...Well, I have to admit the elf forms are rather nice for moving around, and I personally think I look quite attractive and nice looking."

"Oh."

"...Also, having white hair and somewhat black skin goes well together, wouldn't you agree?"

"...Well, you certainly are attractive..."

She gives you a kiss as a thank you, and cuddles up to you watching TV.

"...You know what we should do?"

"What?"

"A good old fashioned safari. Have you gone on one?"

"I erm... Not really."

"...Well, you should see if they have those here. It'd be quite fun."

"I'll look around, ok?"

"Thanks..."

You hear her sigh.

"...Just curious, would you be adverse to me using other forms besides half-dragon and human?"

"Like?"

"Well, this one... I know you love that snake form, but it is rather hard to move around in... Also, half-dragon makes me feel like I'm moving at twenty feet per hour and it's too slow, I suppose."

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>...I'd rather you not experiment, Liz...
>Could I give you a suggestion or two?
>...I think you should use your drow or elf form more.
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>>1544604
>...I think you should use your drow or elf form more.

Probably elf, going around as a Drow back home might turn out badly, considering what they've done lately.

(Liz want to go out shooting defenseless animals! My face when! Let's go hunting!)
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>>1544604
>...I think you should use your drow or elf form more.
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[red]"You should use your drow form more... But probably your elf form more... Anyways, you wanted to go on a safari?"[/red]

"Well, yes... I mean, imagine what sort of animals they have here, on a different planet..."

[red]"Well, we'll look into it tommorow, ok?"[/red]

"Right... Anyways,,, I think I might get some sleep."

[red]"...I might too."[/red]

"...Yeah... Anyways, you want to do the safari tommorow?"

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>Sure, sounds fun.
>Nah... Not really feeling it...
>We could go on a safari right now, if you know what I'm saying. (Tumble.)
>...I never really thought you were much of a hunter.
>Write-in
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>>1544729
>...I never really thought you were much of a hunter.
>Sure, sounds fun.
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>>1544729
>...I never really thought you were much of a hunter.
>Sure, sounds fun.
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[red]"Sure. That sounds fun. You know, I never really thought you were a hunter..."[/red]

"Well, I thought it would be interesting to see the wildlife. You know, that sort of thing... I wonder if there's anything like Princess at home."

[red]"...Princess?"[/red]

"Oh, that's the pegasus I got... She's still a bit shy. I'm not too good with horses, and she's so stubborn..."

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>...Where did you even get that pegasus from anyways?
>...I um... I don't think I've ever seen it.
>...You know, if you want I can help you with it.
>...I bet Chrysoula would adore it. Have you shown her?
>...Let's get some sleep.
>Write-in
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>>1544765
>>...Where did you even get that pegasus from anyways?
>>...I um... I don't think I've ever seen it.
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>>1544765
>...Let's get some sleep.
Princess is the Pegasus she got from Brettonia.
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>>1544765
>...I bet Chrysoula would adore it. Have you shown her?
>...Let's get some sleep.
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"I bet Chrysoula would adore it. Have you shown her?"

"No... You know as well as I do that she'd accidently sit on it and break it's back."

"...Come on, I doubt it."

"...Ren, she's horrendously buff AND has a habit of cracking my back when she gets emotional. Imagine what she'd do to sitting on a horse's back or something."

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>Come on, Chrysoula's harmless...
>...She does have a habit of breaking things. I don't blame you.
>Are you kidding? She'd squeal adorably just seeing it.
>....Just curious, do you think Chrysoula does like horses.
>...Chrysoula is a bit of a... Beefy character, so to speak. Just don't make her mad and everything will be fine.
>Write-in
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>>1544809
>You probably have a point there
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>>1544812
this
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"...You have a point there, you know."

"Yes, I do. How did she even get so muscular anyways? Have you ever met a woman with a six pack?"

"...Well, I mean..."

"...It's just strange I suppose."

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>...It's weird having someone more, or equally as muscular as I am, I have to admit...
>...Come on, it just makes her better, I suppose.
>It's not weird...
>...Alright, it's a bit weird...
>...She's a huge softy though, you have to admit.
>Try to explain to Liz why Chrysoula is such a beef cake. (Slightly improved relations with Liz.)
>Write-in
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>>1544828
>It's not weird...
>...Alright, it's a bit weird...
>...She's a huge softy though, you have to admit.
>Try to explain to Liz why Chrysoula is such a beef cake. (Slightly improved relations with Liz.)

In this exact order.
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>>1544828
>>...Come on, it just makes her better, I suppose.
>>It's not weird...
>>...Alright, it's a bit weird...
>>...She's a huge softy though, you have to admit.
>>Try to explain to Liz why Chrysoula is such a beef cake. (Slightly improved relations with Liz.)
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You need to write-in on how you think Chrysoula became so beefy.
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>>1544854
In pretty sure it's because she works out and we have her drugs because Flames wanted her bigger. Mostly the former though.
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>>1544860
Not drugs. Mutagens. It sounds more science-y and less like we are a suspicious man selling steroids.
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>>1544868
Drugs, mutagens same thing. Liz herself is very literate when it comes to science.
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>>1544875
True but it's the difference between "mercury containing substance" and vaccine.
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"It's not weird..."

Liz gives you a look you know full well. A look of "yeah right".

"...Alright, maybe it's a bit weird, but it makes her better, and she's a huge softy, you have to admit."

"...It could be because I kind of gave her some drugs and Flames wanted to make her bigger, I guess."

"...Wait. You gave her... Drugs?"

"Mutagens, Liz."

"Ren, I'm not really sure you should just give drugs out willy nilly..."

"It's fine..."

"...Ren, you gave a woman a six pack, and make an already strong minotaur huge and powerful. That's not exactly a good idea to do a lot..."

"She's fine..."

"That six pack says differently.... God, you know she's the only bearable person you've had an affair with..."

"It's not really an affair if your alright with it."

"...Honestly, after light of everything that happened... Maybe she should go."

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>Be personally offended over her choice!
>Argue against this.
>Agree!
>Strongly agree.
>Write-in
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>>1544900
>Write-in
"Liz. I want you to think about what you are suggesting here.


You are asking me to break my alliance with the Greeks, break her heart and get Flames to essentially hate me until I die. For the love of god please re-consider asking this of me.


She thinks of you like a sister. Don't abuse that trust."
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>>1544900
>Agree!
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>>1544919
Tovarich. Pls. This ends badly for all.
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>>1544930
I'm not your tovarich kamerad
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>>1544917
this
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>>1544946
Thanks man.
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>>1544954
Better than I could do
Lord knows I've tried
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>>1544960
Hey, it's just about thinking about it logically and in character. That and having a good idea of how to manipulate the characters you are talking to.
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>Agree!
since she met us she's just gotten injured and is probably starting to get dragged into something she probably won't be able to handle, it would likely be better for her if we weren't around.
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Rolling here in 12 minutes anons.
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>>1544917
This. Don't kick clumsy minotaur out.
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>>1544917
>>1544946
>>1545067
3, including me, for my write-in.

>>1544919
>>1545026
2 for >agree.
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"Liz, I want you to think about what you're suggesting here. You are asking me to break my alliance with the Greeks, break her heart and get Flames to essentially hate me until I die. For the love of god please re-consider asking this of me. She thinks of you like a sister. Don't abuse that trust..."

She seems to not like that answer.

"Don't tell me that. I just told her that so she'd cheer up, ok? This isn't to mention that I have made it clear I wouldn't tolerate you cheating on me in the past, and I'm done with you seeing other women."

"...Even Chrysoula and Frankizka?"

"I want them gone, maybe you'll have some notion of loyalty if they left..."

She seems to have taken from a light-hearted to a dour mood.

Actions

>...Listen, I promise you, that I won't see any other women...
>...I... Listen, I'll promise that I'll try and not see them as much.
>Are you kidding me? I'm devoted to you practically!
>...Go to sleep, you aren't listening to this.
>...Try to sweetly convince her that Frankizka and Chrysoula should stay.
>...Try to guilt trip her with the whole "sister" thing with Chrysoula.
>Try to guilt trip her with the whole "Gwynevere attraction" thing to Chrysoula.
>Write-in
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>>1545095
>...I... Listen, I'll promise that I'll try and not see them as much.
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Continuing if one more anon can vote.
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>>1545095
Op give me time to write out a long write-in.
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>>1545125
I have no idea
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>>1545128
Oh, yeah, sure.
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>...Listen, I promise you, that I won't see any other women...
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Continuing in fifteen minutes anons.
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>>1545125
>Write-in
"So let me get this straight: after making a promise to Chrysoula; to be loyal to her and to care for her like a sister; you have decided to effectively cut her off from someone she loves? You have decided to remove one of the few people she knows and likes from interacting with her? Seeing as you apparently want them to outright leave...

Then you have the audacity to imply that by forcing me to only be romantic with you, I will suddenly love you like some love-sick puppy. For god sake Liz! Do you know how...how...evil that sounds? How possessive, petty, manipulative, controlling and deceiving it makes you seem? That you would make such promises to them and then tell me to stamp on their hearts and toss them aside like refuse? That you would act like such a kind and loving women and then so carelessly and callously try to have me end my relations with them?

Hell, let's consider what this would do for our family, eh? Do you know how many of our children like them or are only alive thanks to them? For god sake Liz, Frankizka might not be someone you enjoy having around but she has saved one of your daughters from death and god knows how many times she has done good for my nation. Then there is the fact Chrysoula is a friend for quite a few of my children and such and a important diplomatic tie with the Greeks who are a great ally.

Not to mention your mental-sister's attraction to her or have you yet to even consider what she would think of you acting this way?


But lets ignore all that for a moment, shall we for the fact you seem to believe I am not loyal to you in the slightest or at least that is how this is making me feel. I have already gave you my word that I won't pursue any more relationships and that I will end my current ones ignoring these two and yet you feel that isn't enough to prove my loyalty and love?

How about the fact that I called in a favour at a moments notice from a god to bring you across dimensions to a damn world far from home so we could have a nice holiday and you could forget about these petty concerns? How about the fact that I was going to spend more time with you in future to convince you? How about the fact I have in past done grand gestures to show my love: a dog, although it died; a secret garden; a poem; a chunk of France; a huge loan; a daughter back from the dead; a wedding ring more expensive than most people's homes; dates to expensive restaurants and so much more? I made you into a dragon so we could be together for even longer and so I wouldn't lost you as easily!


...Yet considering all this...you find it possible to say that I...am not loyal and that this is the course of action you want...I will keep my promises to you: I will end my relationships that you were unaware of and possibly even some you might have known but these two...these two are not a option."
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>>1545172
you wouldn't have to write out something this long if you just did this one simple thing. NOT FUCK OTHER WOMEN AFTER MARRYING AND KEEPING IT TO ONE WIFE.
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Well, nice write in. Small problem is that Maria isn't even Elizabeth's daughter.
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>>1545182
She adopted all of them, remember?
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>>1545181
Oh just shut the fuck up already you annoying twat. I have better things to do than listen to you complain about things not going your way and people disagreeing with you.


>>1545182
Even better just change that line to "she has saved one of my daughters from death" from "she has saved one of our daughters from death". Strengthens the angle of Ren having reason to love them and not abandon them like a piece of shit.
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>>1545184
Just being technical.

Anyways, due to the sheer weight of this and how it's very true to character, I might side with this.
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>>1545184
Yet another good point, thanks anon. Also lovely gif.
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>>1545191
What can I say? I learned to write from the best and I have plenty of practice...
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>>1545184
point.

>>1545194
and shove the damn ego, you remind me of fucking Karl.
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>>1545196
Karl?
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>>1545198
Marx?
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Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes over with Liz.

+3 if you can remind her of her relationship with Chrysoula and how great it is.
+2 if you can mention what Chrysoula and Frankizka bring to the family!
+1 if you can also mention Gwynevere's slight attraction to Gwyenvere!
+1 if you can mention how you already are loyal to Liz!
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>>1545199
I think he might mean someone more modern but if he is comparing me to the father of early communist theory, I am insulted.


I deserve Stalin or modern Chinese communist theorists at least.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

Isn't this just Liz's hoarding tendencies coming into play?
>>1545201
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1545210
no it's natural female tendencies coming into play.

>>1545203
Karl is a fucking twat of a modern Bolshevik I know who prides himself on being a writer and acts like a smug prick.
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Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

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Rolled 11 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1545201
"Think of all the time you have spent with Chrysoula. Think of all of the jokes, shopping and bonding Liz and see what I mean. She is a great girl who just wants to be accepted and she respects you deeply and cares for you so much more than you know.

This is before mentioning what she and Frankizka bring to the family: Chrysoula helps me keep healthy by encouraging me to go on runs and to take part in weight lifting, she also does metal working, wood working, a job and so much more. All the stuff that we break? She is the one that goes around fixing it when she can!

As to Frankizka, she is the only person that can bond with our vampire children on a close level and understand how they feel. Not to mention she is immensely useful for avoiding problems with demonic corruption and such.

Not to mention your second head's attraction to Chrys. I mean I wouldn't want you souring your relationship with each other over such a thing.

Plus, if loyalty is a concern you could at least wait and think about if I have been loyal. Consider that I have spent almost every moment in the last few days caring for you here. Consider that I have neglected my nation entirely just to convince you I am loyal and that I care because I could see how much it meant to you."


>>1545210
...I am not sure if pointing that out would work for or against us.
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>>1545216
The hoarding is only adding to it. I am just saying why she is being completely unreasonable. She is "hoarding" us
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>>1545216
How was I that smug? I received praise and I returned praise to the one who gave it. I didn't imply I was some sort of superhuman in this regard.
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11+11=22

You talk long and hard, and just talk about everything. She seems quite upset after everything is said and done.

She seems frustrated and turns over.

"...I just don't want you leaving me again for someone else."

"I won't. You can trust me, ok?"

"How? Like the last few times I've trusted you and you slept behind my back? Or how I'm the only one taking this relationship somewhat seriously in the first place. Why should I even follow the vows I took when we got married if you aren't?"

"Don't y-"

"For years, I've been ignoring, or putting up with your unorthodox manners and look at where it's gotten me. Everything has gotten worse, you've gone from having a few concubines on the side to being married to three other people, and having an ENTIRE harem behind MY back. What's to stop me from going to make my own if you're such a damned liar?"

"You wouldn't dare."

"You're right, I wouldn't, because unlike you, I'm somewhat mature and I don't stab my partner in the back repedately, expecting each and every time they'll get over it."

"....Oh come on, it's scarcely a stab in the back..."

She seems angered by this.

"Oh, so it's "barely" a stab in the back? I see then! Yes, clearly, if I went around to sleep with a variety of guys, that would only be "barely" a stab in the back, and then had the audacity to defend it... God forbid, let alone MARRY two others..."

"Liz, can you stop talking abou-"

"Ren, I know the entire story. For a few days you'll take me out, apologetic, try and get me to be happy and reminded why I love you, then you'll do it again. I fall for it each and every time."

"I wouldn't say I keep it exactly the sa-"

"Oh yes, just book a cross-dimensional flight to God knows where, and hope Liz cools off while you hope your empire isn't in shambles. Meanwhile, I'm foolish enough to believe what you say and think you'll change, when it's evident you won't."

"How dare you! I can change Liz!"

"How? All I've seen is you putting on the facade of trying to be courteous while you nail the clerk when I'm not looking!"

"What?!"

"I've seen the looks you keep giving other girls, and I'm not putting up with it, damn it."

"I don't give other girls looks?"

"Oh, really? You don't size them up? Not at all? I find that hard to believe from your rather lustful nature."

You feel yourself being angry.

"Liz, you think I'm somesort of rogue who always double-crosses you and has nothing but his own interests in his heart. I haven't even looked at her for more than six seconds for God's sake!"

She growls a bit.

"Because each and every time you do this you end up betraying me again and again! It would be insanity if I didn't expect you to do this again, and frankly I'm sick of it!"

Well... She's not as angry as she could be, but surely is not happy.

Actions

>...Admit you... Well, did betray her a few times when it came to girls. (She'll apperciate this.)
>Defend yourself!
>Write-in
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>>1545287
>...Admit you... Well, did betray her a few times when it came to girls. (She'll apperciate this.)
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>>1545287
>>...Admit you... Well, did betray her a few times when it came to girls. (She'll apperciate this.)
>>Defend yourself!
But I am not a robot, a slave to their programming. I can change, and I have!
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>>1545287
>...Admit you... Well, did betray her a few times when it came to girls. (She'll apperciate this.)


"Yet that was all in the past dammit, quite the distant past as well."


>>1545293
That argument doesn't work yet, seeing as the only robots we know are sentient.
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god damnit I really wish we had Ritter as relationship council.

inb4: "he will just get angry and shout at us for being heretics."

THATS WHY I WISH IT!
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"..Alright... I... I betrayed you a bit when it came to girls, but I can change, ok?"

She softens.

"...Thank you for at least admitting that at the least."

"Yeah..."

"....But Ren, this is your final chance. If I catch you sleeping with any other women, sizing them up, or anything like that, I'm done."

"Done?"

"...I'll walk out, because I'll know you won't change on me."

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>Liz... I... I didn't know I actually hurt you that much just from sleeping around a little... I don't want you to leave me.
>...I understand if you're angry at me... Just don't leave...
>...Listen, I'll try to make this up to you.
>...How dare you mention divorce! From ME!
>Try to intimidate Liz into not even thinking about divorce!
>Write-in
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>>Liz... I... I didn't know I actually hurt you that much just from sleeping around a little... I don't want you to leave me.
>>...I understand if you're angry at me... Just don't leave...
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This. change a little to a lot or something, we've made Charlie Sheen look like a beta.
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>>1545336
>...Listen, I'll try to make this up to you.


>>1545354
We really haven't. She was aware we were seeing other people and was seemingly fine with it and anyhow we already agreed to cut back.
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"Listen, I'll make it up to you... Please, just... Don't leave me, ok? I... I didn't really think I actually hurt you that much from sleeping around a little... I don't want you to leave me."

She seems a bit sad, and sighs.

"Listen... I think it'd be good for both of us, ok?"

Actions

>...Try to guilt trip her over her mentioning over leaving... (Will make her sad, and likely artifically want to stay with you more. A bit emotionally abusive though.)
>...Mention that you can handle it, and you don't want her to leave...
>Write-in
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>>1545406
>...Mention that you can handle it, and you don't want her to leave...
Jesus Christ this situation is fucking stupid and just flat out unnecessary. If only people listened to me more, everything would be in a batter place.
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>>1545406
Does this include Chrysoula and Frankizka?
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>>1545417
Like fuck it would be. We would be so much worse off without our various companions.
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>>1545419
It may vary.
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>>...Mention that you can handle it, and you don't want her to leave...
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>>1545428
Give me a definite answer man...but if you can't do that I can't really choose. I won't abandon two good women thus just to please another.
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>>1545438
She'd certainly get salty towards Frankizka, and might overlook Chrysoula if she's in a good mood.

Really, it depends on her mood.
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>>1545406
>...Mention that you can handle it, and you don't want her to leave...
>>1545438
There are no more arguements were done.
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>>1545444
...increasingly I regret everything involving Liz which is funny since I enjoyed the concept / character so much to begin with.


>>1545449
Nope, I will continue to work towards getting my wives, you keep your shitty single waifu nightmare away from me.
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>>1545427
Oh shut the fuck up. You're the most opinionated person here who is willing to self justify destructive behavior by any means necessary.
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I'll be back soon anons, in two hours. You might want to discuss how to get Liz to like you again.

Also, just as an alert, the Clevita thing is time sensitive.
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>>1545469
Again, I don't see it as destructive behavior.


Also, is there anyway to justify except self-justifying? Seeing as I can only provide justifications from myself?


Also, not by any means necessary. I've not resorted to abusing multiple IP's or anything in an attempt to throw votes in my favour or anything of the sort.
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>tfw you don't care whether or not you keep the other girls
I see no right answer on the road ahead. Anons will never decide how many waifus to have regardless of how good the arguments are.
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>>1545478
WE ARE DONE! THERE ARE NO ARGUEMENTS TO BE MADE! YOU ARE AS BAD AS THE LEFTIST IN YOUR PERSISTENCE ON YOUR DESTRUCTIVE PATH AND LEAVE US LITTLE CHOICE BUT TO OVER POWER YOUR WILL.

>...Mention that you can handle it, and you don't want her to leave...
Reaffirming!
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>>1545515
My arguments are solid. Additional wives provides tangible benefits: loyal companions, ties to other nations, a happy Flames and a way to "level up" Ren without risking ourselves in combat.


Their arguements mostly revolve around it being degenerate or about it breaking our trust with Liz. Which completely ignores the fact that ending our relationships with Chrysoula and Frankizka would also break their trust and the holy vows we made to them.
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>>1545529
I am not saying any side has better or worse arguments. Anons on 4chan rarely change their minds on this kind of thing. You guys are automatically dismissing their arguments on some level. I only slightly lean towards keeping the waifus because it would hurt their feelings, but that's balanced by our actual marriage to Liz
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>>1545529
Female companions do not have to be wives that cause unnecessary tensions between your current wife, which inturn causes trouble for the PC and other characters around them. We don't have to be a in constant relationship with every single female character that we know who have some boon to them.
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>>1545529
All these arguements are meaningless when the topic is how this behavior is harming those the MC cares about. The fact that you have to resort to metagame to justify the behavior as well as redefine marriage and fail to address the issue of infighting these actions cause when you bring up "loyal companions" only exposes the shallow nature of your thinking.

And how dare you claim the vows are holy when you are willing to violate them and have made them in a way that violates them as they are made!
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>>1545515
See what I mean? All >>1545526 can do to undermine my position is to make implications about my character and beliefs without evidence or cause.

Even though the last time someone did this it lead to me beating them over the head with links to shit proving them wrong.


He says there are no arguments to be made, yet I make arguments he has yet to provide an answer to.

He says I am bad because I am persistent yet he persists as well and thus can't appreciate the folly of his statement.

He says mine is a destructive path when all I can see is him burning relationships and connections to other nations.


>>1545544
We are married to all three of them. They are all equally legitimate marriages. They are working off of the logic that the first is the best or something.

Also, I have frequently be convinced to change my opinions by people on this site. When they can present actual, factual, arguments and refute mine.

I am just trying to convince you to my side.


>>1545545
>Female companions do not have to be wives
We have a few that aren't. Yet that doesn't mean they can't be.

>that cause unnecessary tensions between your current wife
First off, we have more than 1 wife, none of this "current" or "Original" or "First" bullshit. They are equally legitimate marriages in the eyes of the lord who we don't worship.

As to the tensions being unnecessary, they are. Seeing as Liz is being a bit of a bitch over this, even if I can understand why.

>which inturn causes trouble for the PC and other characters around them.
Honestly this hasn't caused all that many problems yet. I mean it's distracting and time consuming but it hasn't cost us anything and we had been meaning to go to the 40K world.

>We don't have to be a in constant relationship with every single female character
We aren't. I mean there are quite a few I'd like to follow up on but I honestly wanted to get rid of the harem by using them to infiltrate the Drow empire.

>that we know who have some boon to them.
We don't have to but we can.
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I don't think you understood what I just said, I'm done argueeing, you've made it clear you are completely unwilling to sway from your position. There is no intent to sway you from your position, this is now a task of disenfranchisement through group force and effort!
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>>1545590
Yes I understand all 3 of them are our wives. If anything we shouldn't even consider giving up Chrysoula as she isn't even ours to give up and we never even officially married Frankizka. And I am talking about such a deep rooted idea. Small things frequently change, but when waifus are on the table, 4chan never changes.
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>>1545550
>>1545550
>All these arguments are meaningless
Great to know you can dismiss logic so thoroughly.

>when the topic is how this behaviour is harming those the MC cares about.
Except the behavior is only a problem because the individual we are dealing with has cultural and religous hang-ups about this.

>The fact that you have to resort to meta-game to justify the behaviour as well as
Where? It is logical that you consider the benefits a person brings to you in a relationship especially when you are a king or other sort of ruler. Ren is smart enough to consider "hey this person gets me an alliance with Greece, a fucking military powerhouse." or "Hey this person is immune to disease, can control minds and is addicted to the taste of my blood.".

>redefine marriage
"the legally or formally recognised union of two people as partners in a personal relationship" is the definition given when you search marriage into google. As far as I can see I've not redefined anything in that.

>fail to address the issue of infighting these actions cause when you bring up "loyal companions" only exposes the shallow nature of your thinking.
They are loyal, to us. The issues between Frankizka and Liz are purely because of their nationalities, not because of how close we are. Seeing as Liz hates the mere concept of doing anything good for the french and it has previously been stated that it would lower our relationship's "value".

>And how dare you claim the vows are holy when you are willing to violate them and have made them in a way that violates them as they are made!
They are holy vows. To Christians. Which we are not. And have not been. For a long time. Please, read the archive on this matter.
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>>1545608
>The issues between Frankizka and Liz are purely because of their nationalities
Also because she is super fucking jealous
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>>1545606
>we never even officially married Frankizka.
We did.

>Small things frequently change, but when waifus are on the table, 4chan never changes.
I used to love Liz wholeheartedly. I wrote that write-in poem, came up with the secret garden concept and everything. That should tell you all you need to know about Waifu's.
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>>1545619
>Also because she is super fucking jealous
All the more reason to get rid of her surely.


I am semi-joking but seriously, she has little problem with Chrysoula by comparison to Frankizka. So that should tell you just how much nationality contributes to it.
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>>1545463
You mean we are only going to maintain 3 wives and not try as ren to get more right?
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>>1545608
>Great to know you can dismiss logic so thoroughly.
because your arguments failed to address the question they were dismissed, get over it. it happens all the time in debate.

>Except the behavior is only a problem because the individual we are dealing with has cultural and religous hang-ups about this.
Except the agreement you made with that was based around those cultural and religious hang ups you twat! that was the understanding we gave her! She is angry and jealous because you violated that agreement!

Where? It is logical that you consider the benefits a person brings to you in a relationship especially when you are a king or other sort of ruler. Ren is smart enough to consider "hey this person gets me an alliance with Greece, a fucking military powerhouse." or "Hey this person is immune to disease, can control minds and is addicted to the taste of my blood.".
literal Sociopathy!

> is the definition given when you search marriage into google.
REMIND ME WHO REDEFINED FASHISM!
>fail to address the issue of infighting these actions cause when you bring up "loyal companions" only exposes the shallow nature of your thinking.
The infighting is once again, because the very nature of the union, is being violated, by the pilling on of additional unions!
>They are holy vows. To Christians
Which Liz is! we got married under her system!

If you cannot handle being bound by the terms of an agreement, then do not enter said agreement, but we did, so fuck off!
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>>1545627
...I think we both know which answer I want to give and which answer I will give. I'll keep to these 3 for now. At least until I can get Liz to calm the fuck down. Anyhow I only have one more in mind: 3rd head who's name I forget still needs a waifu. However this isn't counting Vasura. Who I plan on keeping out of the public eye / quiet so we can make use of her shape-shifting more.


>>1545644
>because your arguments failed to address the question they were dismissed, get over it. it happens all the time in debate.
I want proof. Show me how my arguments failed. Show how the question is unanswered or redefine your question until we reach a satisfactory end point for both of us.

>Except the agreement you made with that was based around those cultural and religious hang ups you twat! that was the understanding we gave her! She is angry and jealous because you violated that agreement!
Yep. She married someone who, not only is legally speaking a child, isn't a christian and didn't have any sort of upbringing that implied only 1 relationship was allowed. Also refer to my second to last point.

>literal Sociopathy!
You are insane. People have been considering the economic, social, political and other such benefits different partners offer for generations. Yet the moment I say it you act as if it is unbelievable.

>REMIND ME WHO REDEFINED FASHISM!
I dunno, seeing as that isn't a word. However assuming you mean fascism, I don't know. Seeing as google gives it as "an authoritarian and nationalistic right-wing system of government and social organisation." which seems accurate to me.

>The infighting is once again, because the very nature of the union, is being violated, by the pilling on of additional unions!
Not really. The infighting is because of the different nationalities of Liz and Frankizka. As can be seen by the fact that Liz and Frankizka don't fight with Chrysoula.

>Which Liz is! we got married under her system!
True. I would point out however we recently converted her to the Greek / Roman gods.

>If you cannot handle being bound by the terms of an agreement, then do not enter said agreement, but we did, so fuck off!
I did fulfil the terms of the agreement. I cared for and loved her and planned on doing so until death did part us.
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Well to start. Still doesn't change what marriage means to Liz.
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>>1545752
I am going to be using this as a source. As I assume Liz is a follower of the Church of England.
http://www.bbc.co.uk/religion/religions/christianity/ritesrituals/weddings_1.shtml

Beginning the service: the priest welcomes the congregation and then reads out what Christians believe in marriage.

Declarations: the couple make their promises in front of God that they will love, comfort, honour and protect their partner as long as they both shall live.

Vows: The couple then make their vows to one another.

"to have and to hold, from this day forward; for better, for worse,for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health ,to love and to cherish, till death do us part" - Traditional Church of England wedding vows

Rings: The couple exchange rings and say:

"With my body I honour you, all that I am I give to you, and all that I have I share with you, within the love of God, Father, Son and Holy Spirit." - Traditional words for the exchange of rings

Proclamation: the priest tells the couple that they are now husband and wife.

Prayers: prayers are said for the couple. They may include a prayer for the gift of children, but this is optional.

Readings and sermon: there will be some readings from the Bible and the minister gives a sermon.

Signing of the register: the bride and groom, along with two witnesses, sign the register, which is a legal requirement. They receive a legally binding marriage certificate.


I see nowhere in this any mention of it being impossible to have more than 1 marriage. So long as we "love, comfort, honour and protect" our partners so long as they do live (raises some problems with undead wife but still).
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>>1545788
because to take of another is to dishonor with you body, this is why I hate you. you claim to know a system but only go by dictionary definitions, and not even from a real fucking dictionary.
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>>1545797
>because to take of another is to dishonour with you body
And? That is only something Christians believe which we were not by that point. We can't be held responsible for not obeying their concepts of honourable conduct especially since we were just getting married, not exactly looking into the fine print for anything beyond "do this if you love the girl". I'd also point out that we never exactly got any details about the ceremony, so for all we know it was a purely civil marriage but presided over / authorised / observed by a priest in which case this is a pointless point.


You say that as if dictionaries are some flawless representation of the meaning of the English or any other language. They are made by people, based off of their shared conception of what a phrase means and how it works in communications.

Also that is a very similar definition of fascism to the one provided by google. So I fail to see your argument.
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>>1545907
I see your point, but Christians aren't the only ones who believe in the sanctity of marriage
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>>1545911
The Romans in particular held emphasis on marriage. The word chastity itself comes from Latin meaning morally pure.
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>>1545907
my argument is that google is intentionally changing the definition of fascism so why should I trust them, specifically their own dictionary, with any kind of definition.

but by your own admission, definitions are made by people. Liz is people, Liz had us enter into an agreement under certain terms that we were expected to follow and that we knew about before hand, and yet we broke them. and now you want to continue to break them at the cost of the marriage.
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>>1545922
That doesn't say anything about how the romans viewed marriage because the meanings of latin rootshave changed greatly compared to now. Vagina as we use it today is literally translated as penis scabbard
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>>1545947
still meant pussy didn't it?
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>>1545922
The Romans also believed that eagles circling their camp before battle and shit meant they were going to be victorious. They have also been dead for roughly 1600 years for all western language purposes outside of Italy. Shit changes.

>>1545925
They aren't changing shit you autistic fool, the definition means the exact same thing just less wordy since if someone is looking for a meaning on google they just want a quick summary not a in-depth explanation.

>By your own admission, definitions are made by people. Liz is people, Liz had us enter into an agreement under certain terms that we were expected to follow and that we knew about before hand, and yet we broke them. and now you want to continue to break them at the cost of the marriage.
Actually I don't know if we knew the terms. Essentially we just went "marriage is a thing you do to those you love, Liz'd like that." and didn't read into it too much.

Also, we could have a different definition of what was expected of us from Liz seeing as if we went with the standard vows I showed earlier, we wouldn't have discussed what we were going to say and thus our different ideas wouldn't be brought up. We could have had / have two entirely different ideas as to what we must / should do to fulfil the marriage.


Also, I am not continuing these acts at the cost of the marriage. You are obsessed with this concept that these acts automatically will cause problems rather than the problems being something we can avoid or remove from the equation but that is besides the point. I have been awake 3 hours longer than I should have been, so I am probably going to sleep soon if I am not careful.

>>1545982
Only in the same way as glove means hand-sock...
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>>1545982
vagina literally means scabbard in latin. It had swords in it. Vagina in latin is naturale eius debent
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>>1545947
While it is true that etymology alone isn't enough to tell us the values of a society, the Romans did place emphasis on the sanctity of marriage. For example the Roman Emperor Augustus banished his own niece, and another relative I believe, on the pretext acting immoral by having scandalous relationships. Augustus himself was Pontifex Maximus ,which was the highest single religious position in Rome, comparable to the modern day Pope. Along with this position he served a number of other of roles which included being the virtuous role model of the nation who was faithful to his wife and vice versa. It's all very complicated but long story short they did place a lot of value on the marriage between two souls.

>>1545988
>The Romans also believed that eagles circling their camp before battle and shit meant they were going to be victorious. They have also been dead for roughly 1600 years for all western language purposes outside of Italy. Shit changes.
Do you not realize the value that this has to the discussion about Rens religion and the value of marriage?
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>>1545998
They also didn't consider gay sex as cheating if you were married
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>>1545998
>Do you not realize the value that this has to the discussion about Rens religion and the value of marriage?
No. No in the slightest.

You know, seeing as we are directly in contact with the gods we worship and can be certain that they want what we do.

As to it effecting the value of marriage, so long as you love your partner(s) and it's all above board I am fairly sure they don't care or at least will look the other way.
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gtg

I'll respond to these statements after I go do something
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>>1545988
>You are obsessed with this concept that these acts automatically will cause problems rather than the problems being something we can avoid or remove from the equation

Cause and effect you god damn nigger! You don't get to avoid or remove the consequences to holding your own head under water without the proper gear, you will drown.
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>>1546021
That is a terrible example.


Also, there are no consequences to holding your head underwater if you can breathe underwater.

You know, like Ren can.


It's not cause and effect which implies it is as unavoidable as friction. It is Liz having hangups we need to "fix" like we did in regards to slavery or such.
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>>1546033
Not liking it when you sleep with other people while married is not a hang up, it's a natural response!
>Also, there are no consequences to holding your head underwater if you can breathe underwater. You know, like Ren can.

and are you implying we are able to cheat without being caught, because I think this entire situation begs to differ.
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>>1546047
>Not liking it when you sleep with other people while married is not a hang up, it's a natural response!
It is depending on what cultural background you are considering to be the correct one. Which basing it off of dragon's is...a cultural hangup.

>and are you implying we are able to cheat without being caught, because I think this entire situation begs to differ.
Why cheat without being caught when you can make your wife accept it?

Also, we weren't cheating with that harem we never used anymore so than someone wanking off to porn is cheating on their wife.
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>>1546061
European Dragon Quest.

Funny I didn't see anything labeling this as Muslim Dragon Quest, Arabic Dragon Quest, or Mormon Dragon Quest. also I don't like you implying that we can mentally reprogram Liz into liking constant cheating. So no. we're done, when QM comes back to tally the votes, you will find mine for actually having a western marriage.
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>>1546076
Or nordic dragon quest. Just because we live in Europe doesn't mean we should ignore the DRAGON part
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>>1546091
what era are we in, because last time I checked even the nords had adopted a normal fucking stance to marriage. plus Ren has made consistent indications that he wouldn't be ok with Liz cheating, why should we try to reprogram her to accept what he won't.
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>>1546076
Okay, now you are just being obtuse.

We are a dragon. We are not from this dimension. We are only calling this EDQ because our starting region (at the start of the quest) was Europe and because it was the only descriptor for our dragon at the time. We now know we are from another dimension. Really this I-DDQ (Inter-dimensional Dragon Quest) and we know for a fact our mother, who is from our home dimension, keeps a harem.

So shut the fuck up about the name and instead consider the fucking content.


As to the Liz thing, we mentally reprogrammed her to enjoy eating people for a time but then decided against that. If we can't make her okay with being our main wife / one of our major wives after making her fine with mass cannibalism of humans then we have a weird range of powers.
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>>1546104
I don't agree with rampant cheating. I was against getting Frankizka as a wife but Crysoula is Flame's wife. I am just saying that we shouldn't ignore that we are a dragon as well as a european
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>>1546104
1950's, in an extremely alternate universe. It increasingly feels like you picked up this quest a few weeks ago without any knowledge of what the fuck is going on, am I right?

Also, people can have double standards.
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"I can handle it, just... Please, don't leave me."

"...Ren, you completely ignored what we vowed at the pedestal, betrayed me, and... I just want you to stay with me, alright?"

"Liz, come on, I'd stay with y-"

"I mean REALLY with me... You even promised me you'd ask permission and for some reason I agreed! Then you ignore me still... What else am I supposed to do? Fade into becoming "one of three"? What happens when you turn it into "one of ten" or "one of a hundred". I'm not standing by, Ren. So far I have been reasonable... Unreasonably so! I've gone to great lengths where you and me can ATTEMPT to see things through... Ren, you wouldn't believe how much I've done for you!"

"Such as?"

"Well, I actually at one point LET myself listen to your words about... Eating people, as disgusting as it is, and trusted you on it. I even converted away from my religion and the way I see it, I've had to change for you, and you haven't changed a single bit for me... I even shift to the most appealing forms I can around you just so you like it!"

Actions

>That's not true, Liz... I've changed for you too!
>...She's... Really right. She's changed so much for you.
>...I don't see any reason why you had to change...
>...Liz, I love it that you're reasonable and trusted me so much... Why can't we get back to that?
>...I wish you never did, really. Listening to me was a bad idea...
>Write-in
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>>1546014
That is true although I don't think this is relevant since are has never held gay feeling. Also it would've mostly been affluent people who could spend that would being committing the debaucherous acts we commonly associate with the Romans.

>>1546016
Because you just listed a superstition or an omen and conflated it with a social practice or standard for no reason. I believe this is suppose to be a discussion about social values but saying such a thing is the same as superstition is blatant misrepresentation.

Also Jupiter himself has said that he doesn't agree with Rens poygomay, saying it's more an an "Eastern" thing. I don't recall him saying which relationspnhe preferred but he would prefer 1 relationship.

>>1546118
I want to stay in good terms with Franzizka but just get her out of the picture since her relationship with us then comes into conflict and scrutiny. Like have her be a close friend but just don't tumble her and have her live in another part of town.

>>1546140
>...She's... Really right. She's changed so much for you.
>...Liz, I love it that you're reasonable and trusted me so much... Why can't we get back to that?
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>>1546140
>>That's not true, Liz... I've changed for you too!
This is really stressing me out
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>>1546140
>That's not true, Liz... I've changed for you too!
>...She's... Really right. She's changed so much for you.
>...Liz, I love it that you're reasonable and trusted me so much... Why can't we get back to that?
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>>1546140
>...She's... Really right. She's changed so much for you.
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>>>1546156
>1546159
Can you prove that you've changed for her?
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>>1546165
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1236445/
Post>>1240904

We stopped being quite as lustful for her and focused on being more romantic.


Would you like more examples.
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>>1546189
>stopped being quite as lustful

It's a little true, but if that's it, she'll probably laugh in your face at the "less lustful" remark unless you can prove more anon.
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>>1546201
what changes have she asked of us?
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can we just not try and go for the we've changed angle, I really don't think we have for her. and if there is one good or reasonable example I don't think it's going to be anywhere big enough to warrant any 'good boy' points.
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>>1546207
I can only think of being less lustful and dumping the other 2. Although we can't prove that we're less lustful after the harem discovery and we just said no to dumping the others.
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>>1546207
Maybe spending more time with the kids but even then I think we've had seldom interactions since then.
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>>1546201
I am going to continue looking through the archives but it takes time.
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"Liz... You're right. You've changed a lot for me. Thank you, for that. I love how you're so reasonable and how you trusted me so much, but now you barely trust me at all... Can't we get back to that?"

"...I hope we can... Anyways... Listen, we've been arguing enough... And just... It should be easy, ok?"

"...Can I still do it with Chrysoula and Frankizka?"

She shakes her head... Then thinks.

"....No... But what YOU need to do, is tell them about how you've been womanizing behind their backs."

"What?"

"...Have you told them ANYTHING about how you sleep around? Well, once you tell them that, consider that your first step to regaining my trust."

"...Oh."

"...Then we'll talk, alright? If they're somehow alright with it, then maybe you can with my permission."

Actions

>...I can't tell Chrysoula how I went behind her back...
>Are you kidding? Frankizka would be furious!
>...Holy shit, I never did tell them I slept around...
>..Shit... Whatever it takes, Liz.
>What is this going to prove to you anyways?
>Write-in
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>>1546313
>>...Holy shit, I never did tell them I slept around...
>>..Shit... Whatever it takes, Liz.
>>What is this going to prove to you anyways?
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>>1546313
>...Holy shit, I never did tell them I slept around...
>..Shit... Whatever it takes, Liz.
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>>1546313
>...Holy shit, I never did tell them I slept around...
God damn it.
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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/802406/

In this thread, we decided to stop aligning with the Swedish people as part of our identity by the way. In post 809821.


>>1546313
>...Holy shit, I never did tell them I slept around...
>..Shit... Whatever it takes, Liz.
>What is this going to prove to you anyways?
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>>1546342
post the actual link http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/802406/#p809821
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>>1546342
and yet we still have been aligning with the Swedish people. way to shoot oh wait. >>1546344 thank you anon.
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"Holy shit, I never did tell them... Listen, I'll do whatever it'll takes, ok? What will this prove to you anyways?"

"...That you can actually be honest for our relationship?"

"...I'll do it."

"Good... Now, let's get some sleep, and do some things in the morning..."

She turns over...

Actions

>Go to sleep...
>....Maybe you should try to do something special when she passes out.
>...Shit... Khorne? Can you take me back to my dimension for a while? (Get it over with, and have a place to fall back to. Recommended you do this now.)
>...Can I just tell you that your the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, let alone married?
>Write-in
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>>1546359
>>...Shit... Khorne? Can you take me back to my dimension for a while? (Get it over with, and have a place to fall back to. Recommended you do this now.)
>>...Can I just tell you that your the most beautiful woman I have ever seen, let alone married?
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>>1546359
>...Shit... Khorne? Can you take me back to my dimension for a while? (Get it over with, and have a place to fall back to. Recommended you do this now.)
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>...Shit... Khorne? Can you take me back to my dimension for a while? (Get it over with, and have a place to fall back to. Recommended you do this now.)

Rip the band-aid off.
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You ask Khorne to take you back for a bit. He agrees...

Who to see first?

>Chrysoula.
>Frankizka.
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>>1546387
aren't they together?
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>>1546387
>>Chrysoula.
Are they still with each other?
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No.
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>>1546387
Franzizka
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>>1546387
>Chrysoula.
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>Frankizka.
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Chrysoula
2=Frankizka
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You teleport right into Frankizka's room.

She seems to be working and is completely oblivious to your presence?

How do anons want to open up?

>Sneak away and try to get a gift for her to soften the blow...
>Sneak up and give her a kiss?
>...Guiltily poke her on the shoulder?
>Fuck, you can't do this. Chicken out.
>Write-in
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>>1546440
>>...Guiltily poke her on the shoulder?
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>>1546440
>...Guiltily poke her on the shoulder?
how do you guiltily poke someone?
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Roll me a 1d20-3 for how well this goes.

+3 if you can find a way to explain this to her...
+2 if you can be a bit nervous and try to apologize?
+1 if you can worry about how Frankizka and Chrysoula will take it.
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1546467
So along with telling Franzizka and Chrysoula he salt, we should also tell Charlemagne's to find Celvita before sometng bad happens. We may have a few as two days left before she gets fucked.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1546467
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

Embrace the suc. for ye have earned it. and live to recover from your fall.
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Anyone want to do this? Otherwise Frankizka will not take it well in the slightest.
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Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1546504
Frankizka, Liz pointed something out to me which I feel I must make right. I had up to now not made you aware of all of my...partners and for this fact I must apologise and beg your forgiveness as it never occurred to me.

Simply put, although I don't generally consider them romantic companions but rather sexual outlets, I have a harem -which I am getting rid of even though I never made much use of it- in another dimension along with about 2 extremely short term relationships and 3 more serious ones.

I don't plan on maintaining any of these except for potentially the more serious 3. These being a pair of drow sisters who I am somewhat close to and someone you know: Vasura.

The drow sisters and the harem happened by, in order of mention, chance and because I wanted to avoid fighting them. I just never got round to getting rid of them. For this I am sorry.

In Vasura's case, she is a entity under a Roman god who I am semi-entangled with emotionally. As she pretended to be you for a time but I managed to convince her not to kill me and to instead break allegiance to her god for another. Freeing her from her life of suffering. She is romantically inclined to me thanks to this fact and considers sex a fairly casual thing. I will avoid this part of our relationship in future with her but I doubt she shall take it well."


"Yep, this is how I die, the vampire drains me dry and the Minotaur kicks me in the stomach repeatedly."
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>>1546504
Op please allow us to samefag a reroll. I beg of you.
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>>1546557
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>>1546557
No.

>>1546552
Also, you sure you want to mention Vasura?
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>>1546564
At least it wasn't Chrysoula and anyhow we can recover from this given time.
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>>1546566
If you are saying I don't have to, then no. Bury that thing deeper than my sense of shame.
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>>1546566
>>1546578
I mean we are being totally honest here... I think we should mention Vasura and that fiasco to Franzizka. Just to be a good character.
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>>1546584
True but it's not like we married her or anything. Hell we've never even been on a date with her!...right?
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Also, can we end the session after Frankizka's response for the night? As I have shit in the morning and it is 1 AM for me. We can pick it up another time with fresher heads and shit.
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>>1546595
We have gone on dates together
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>>1546609
Did we? I can't remember besides the time she impersonated Frankizka. That doesn't count because we couldn't know.
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>>1546616
yeah
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You explain to her this.

11+3=14

"...So, you literally cheated on me with elves, had an entire harem of them... And consider them "sexual outlets"?

"Well... Yes?"

"So, am I a "high class" sexual outlet or something? What exactly makes you presume you can mess around with other girls?"

"I erm..."

"Pray for your soul before it's lost to Slaanesh or worse, Renexizious. What you did is wrong. You know this, correct?"

"...I know, I um... Well..."

She seems disappointed in you.

"...You can let yourself out, you know."

"Come o-"

"I'm not in the mood to talk."

You sigh. She seems silently pissed at you.

"Listen, I'm sor-"

"...Sorry isn't exactly good enough Renexizious. Now get out. I'm not going to argue over this, and you know it's wrong, so I think the answer speaks for itself."

"Oh."

Actions

>...Leave. She doesn't really want to talk to you.
>...Wisdom check to see what she WANTS you to do?
>Stay. She needs you, whether she likes it or not.
>Write-in
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>>1546664
>>...Wisdom check to see what she WANTS you to do?
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>>1546664
>...Leave. She doesn't really want to talk to you.
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I need to go, lest I fuck up my education and sleep schedule, OP I hope you agree to my request >>1546605 so I can actually provide you with a good write-in for best waifu.


In case OP continues:

1) Imply the relationships outside of the known 3 (Elizabeth, Chrysoula and Frankizka) were purely sexual relief or situational benefit / good act ("would you prefer I had killed them?") that we forgot to deal with because we were busy / they were useful outside of sex.

2) Downplay the amount of time spent with and on them.

3) Focus on our love for them and how we didn't give two shits about them really.

4) On how we are there for them and nothing has really changed, except we now have even more time for them!

5) Try and down play the harem's size but make them sound more threatening as a combatant group so us not wanting to fight makes sense.


>>1546664
>Write-in
"You are far more than a mere outlet for some base urge that I am, depending on how you look at it, cursed with. You are an ally, a moral compass, a friend, a confidant and my wife. I would prefer if you could at least believe me when I say I love you. Even if you don't want to talk with me currently.


Also, I know that what I did with them is wrong but the alternative for the harem was to kill them and I didn't really make much use of them, they did more work keeping my village in line than they did work on me by a long shot.


Still I shall leave and I shall attempt to repent for my actions. I am sorry for all I have done."
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>>1546695
IN POINT 3 the first them refers to the Chrysoula / liz / Frankizka. Second refers to the harem / twins etc.
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Anyways... Anons want to do the wisdom check too, or just leave?
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>>1546740
check
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>>1546740
Chrysoula is going to need a lot of attention and I'm paranoid on telling Charlemagne to look for Celvita as fast as possible. Just be the deliver of bad news, not the lamenter
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>>1546749
this.
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Roll me a 1d20+2 to see what she wants you to do.
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1546774
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1546774
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1546774
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1546774
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Critical Success.

You can easily see through her facade of not being affected at all.

In fact, she seems very, very devestated. She clearly feels like she's "alone" again, with no one to really help her and that you deserted her.

In a sense, you're a bit "dead" to her eyes, but at the same time she desperately wants it to not be true, and for you to be playing a joke.

She slightly seems to want you to stay so you can reassure her, but she also wants you to go so she doesn't have to be sad or angry looking at you, and most likely so she can be upset in peace.

What do?

>...Stay.
>Go.
>Write-in
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>>1546832
>Go.
This is painful but we must
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>>1546832
>>...Stay.
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>>1546832

>...Stay.
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>>1546832
>...Stay.
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>>1546832
>Go.
I need to find Chrysoula and then go back to Liz, I'll be back tomorrow.
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Stay it is.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons. This is to see how much Frankizka likes this.

+3 if you can find a way to calm and reassure her, and tell her that everything's alright.
+2 if you can mention how you'll prove yourself to her again...
+2 if you can talk about how that harem was a complete mistake.
+1 if you can reassure her about you not being a Slaaneshian.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1546895
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Rolled 15 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1546889
We have to tell Charlemagne to find Celvita though. She only has 2 days left until something bad happens to her like with Maria who got her head chopped off. If she dies then our relationship with the Legate will be personally ruin and since she's a visitor here and we her protector, it'll make us look awful to Kobolds if not worse.

>>1546895
Bring up the Khorne tattoos. Those are pretty anti-Slaaneshi
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So.

Do anons want to do barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!
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>>1546895
>>1546908
H-He didn't apply the modifier! It shouldn't count!
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>>1546923
>Yes!
Just so she doesn't go rouge, lose her faith and join Vlad the impaler or something
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>Yes!
Not sure if I should be euphoric, anguished, or enraged.
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>>1546923
yes
>>1546930
I never apply the modifier, stop trying to jew out of this!
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>>1546923
Yes please.
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 if you can be barbarically reassuring to her.
+2 if you can be lustful too.
+2 if you can be barbarically regretful.
+2 if you can be barbarically insulted by her thinking you might be a Slaaneshian!
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1546949
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1546949
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Anons want to do the bonuses?
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>>1546949
Something something, rip our own entrails out for this. May as well have Chrysoula beat us with bricks tied to them, I still have to tell her.

We put Slaneeshians on pikes for a reason, I even got myself marked by fucking khorne to have at least a passable resilience!
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>>1546949
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15+2=17

You manage to reassure her a bit barbarically, mostly by shifting to your half-dragon form, and giving her a devestating hug, and plenty of kisses.

She pats you on the snout... Which is actually really fucking nice of her, and feels very comforting.

"Listen, I didn't mean for it to hurt you and I didn't want to hurt women, ok?"

She seems comforted by you reassuring her...

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons.

+2 if you can mention how you'd never leave her.
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1547029
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1547029
No.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1547029
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>>1547036
This is just to see how much opinion you gain with her anon.
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>>1547043
I meant no on the write in. we can't promise her that because I have a good feeling this will end in us having all three wives in the same room asking the same question. can polygamy even work?
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17+2=19

You reassure her, and after a bit calm her to the point where she isn't too furious..

Either way, you leave her with a kiss and mention how you have to tell Chrysoula.

You have gained +5 opinion with Frankizka for telling her the truth.

You go into the bedroom, where you hear a bit of... Crying.

Inside, seems to be Chrysoula. She's um... Kind of covered in blood, guts, and is extremely upset.

Oh, and the bed is dirty as fuck.

She seems to be upset and has a blanket over her head, clearly shocked. She hasn't even noticed you.

Actions

>...You shouldn't tell her. Telling an emotional minotaur something they don't like is bad.
>...Chrysoula? Is everything alright?
>...Poke her on the shoulder?
>...Give her a kiss?
>Find something to cheer her up with.
>Write-in
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>>1547110
>Write-in.
maybe go back to Frankizka and ask if she knows why she's covered in blood. just to be safe.
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>>1547133
This.
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>>1547133
Usually I dislike "metagaming" but fuck it, let's just say Frankizka told you why she's covered in blood (turned a guy into a Swedish meatball on complete accident and is now really upset)
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I meant that as an in character action. seeing as it's a bit concerning to see her covered in blood and we wouldn't want to add emotional trauma on top of whatever just happened.
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>...You shouldn't tell her. Telling an emotional minotaur something they don't like is bad.
>Write-in
Rub her back and tell her. "I'm really sorry about what happened today, but it's ok, you did the right thing. for tonight just rest, there is something very unpleasant I have to tell you but it would be wrong with what you just went through. So just get some sleep, alright."
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You sigh, and rub her back.

"...Ren?"

"Hi. I'm ho-"

You don't get much father than that before she grabs you and pulls you into a rather bloody hug, and her arms are like steel, unbending and not giving up.

She's also slightly choking you out from the force of the hug, and she seems very emotional and quite upset.

"I didn't mean to kill him! I-I just... I just wanted him to get out and I thought that at most a table would knock him out but then he went for his gun and so I killed him ohmyzeusohmyzeus..."

She is hyperventilating a little bit.

"Come on, breathe, ok?"

She hugs you even tighter.

"W-why am I so unlucky?"

She cries a bit into your shoulder, and your face turns blue.

"I didn't want you to get back so soon, oh my Hera I was going to clean up your lab and it's completely broken and blood's everywhere and all over your notes I'm so, so, so sorry..."

She hugs you tightly.

"Just don't be mad Ren, I didn't mean to kill him and I didn't want to and I swear I'm going to clean the lab but I just can't go in there without wanting to throw up and... By Zeus I can't help but think about what I could of done!"

...If anything, Chrysoula should be mad at me...

Don't push our luck.

She hugs you, not really wanting to let go, but looses up enough so you can breath.

"...I um... I'm sorry... I just kind of am emotional right now... Hey... I um..."

She chokes up a bit.

"...I-I'm really sorry about your notes... I um... I put them under a fan so maybe they wouldn't be covered in blood... I mean, it's probably dried but maybe you'll be able to read?"

"...I'm just happy you're alright..."

She hugs you tightly.

"...I um... Thanks for coming up... Not a lot is going on and my legs are killing me... And I think the painkillers are in effect but they aren't doing anything... Also I've been worried sick about you... I missed you gods damn it..."

She buries her face in your chest, and she just seems happy that you're here, and calms down a bit.

"...I um... I kind of don't want to sound greedy... But I might need a new shirt and shorts."

"...Shorts?"

"...T-the um... Regular pants aren't that comfortable. Also, shorts are nice... I-i um... I also kind of w-wanted to go to a military surplus store."

"Why?"

"...I-I um... This sounds kind of insensitive since what happened... But I kind of want to buy stuff from it... Like you know... Backpacks and stuff..."

"Why?"

"...I-I mean, military stuff's cool... I also kind of have been reading a lot of my books I got in Greek..."

"...I'm amazed by how you went from crying to asking me to take you shopping."

"...I-I-it clears m-my mind... I-I-I um... I-I don't um... I erm... I di-didn't want to s-sound like I was g-guilt tripping you I just um... I wanna just... Erh... I kind of want to just... You know..."

"You aren't making sense."

She blushes a bit embarrassed by her stuttering and is nervous.
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"I-I-I'm sorry, I just um... Shopping just is really... It's a lot of freedom and gets my mind off things and um... D-d-did you want to go? I want to go. I-I mean, did you want to go out?"

She blushes profusely at that.

"I-I-I meant if you wanted to go somewhere! N-n-not on a date! I-I um... O-oh gods I um... D-did you want to do um... The thing?"

"...The thing?"

She seems extremely awkward, nervous, and is completely nerve-racked.

"I-I-I mean um... The thing... The um... T-the relax? Can we do the relax?"

"...Can we do the relax. What the hell does that mean?"

"...I-I don't want to be here... I-I mean, I don't want to think about how I kind of killed someone and I just want to go with y-you and... I um... I really missed you..."

She scratchs the back of her head a bit.

"A-a-alot... I um..."

She nervously clenches up, and kisses you suddenly, awkwardly, and kind of cuddles with you not too long after. She seems emotionally needy now.

"Gods I just want a hug... A-and maybe a new pair of shorts..."

Actions

>...Sorry, I really do need to go... (Chrysoula will be heartbroken. She really wants to spend time with you!)
>...Can we make it fast? Please?
>Can I tell my son something first?
>...Chrysoula, you are really adorable.
>...Sorry, I need to go... (Come up with an excuse. Will hurt her feelings a bit.)
>...We can go, sure.
>Chrysoula the fact that he's dead isn't your fault...
>Write-in
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>>1547332
>>...We can go, sure.
>>Chrysoula the fact that he's dead isn't your fault...
He would have killed you if you didn't do anything
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>>1547332
>...We can go, sure.
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>>1547332
>...We can go, sure.
>Chrysoula the fact that he's dead isn't your fault...
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>>1547336
>>1547376
Supporting if it means we take her with us back to Liz.
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>>1547398
You want to take her to the 40k dimension?

...Well, I mean, she'd be considered at the best an abhuman, keep in mind.
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>>1547398
I seriously don't think taking her to the 40k dimension is good. Partially because she would be marked as a chaos creature and killed on sight.
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>>1547403
>>1547409
Well, was thinking we wouldn't let her out of the room, after all she just doesn't want to be alone at night.
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>>1547409
Well, I mean, the thing is that unless you encounter an Inqusitor or a particularly zealous priest on a paradise world, it's unlikely that she'd be diagnosed as "chaos". She'd likely be thought of as an abhuman and certainly of a "lower class" and disliked by most people.
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>>1547437
>Impying she can fit into a room made for humans
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>>1547446
I'm pretty sure she would still be considered a mutant. Beastmen do exist in 40k and are technically abhumans like rattlings but they're just seen as evil things. During the Great Crusade apperantly they were treated as a Humans and fought in the imperial guard but that's changed and now they're just mutants or strains of humanity that deviate too far to persecute.
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Anyways, do anons want to bring her along?

>Yay!
>Nay!
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>>1547481
>>Nay!
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>>1547481
>Yay!
Send her right home in the morning. No risking it.
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>>1547481
>Nay!
I'm just going post a summary of how beastmen are treated in 40k
>In the late 41st Millennium, Beastmen are often now classified as mutants and as a result are the subject of severe Imperial persecution
>These creatures are often hunted down during anti-mutant pogroms conducted by the Adeptus Arbites on those worlds where populations of Beastmen are known to exist.
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Nay it is.

"Chrysoula, let's go out. I think you'd need it. But really, the fact he's dead isn't your fault..."

"...It feels like it is..."

"Come on..."

Actions

>...Let's just shop. I think you'd like that.
>...So you're interested in military stuff? You know, I think we can go to a arsenal or a gun store and mess around a little...
>Let's check out that military surplus store. That could be fun.
>...Come on, let's go clothes shopping...
>Write-in
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>>1547530
>...Let's just shop. I think you'd like that.
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>>1547530
>...Let's just shop. I think you'd like that.
You are really pressing up against my /k/ommando with that second option.
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>>1547530
>Let's check out that military surplus store. That could be fun.
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>>1547556
Going to a gunstore would probably give Chrysoula a bit of an interest in firearms.

Rolling here in a bit.
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Back.

You decide to randomly go shopping with Chrysoula. The first place you go to is a nice little clothing store...

This of course, helps calm Chrysoula down (she also took a bath before going, making her not look like she just murdered a few people)

You have a few ideas...

Actions

>Get a present for Chrysoula (You have guess what she likes!)
>Get a present for Elizabeth. (Guess what she likes!)
>Get a present for Frankizka... (Guess what she likes!)
>...Maybe you should get something for your mom? (Guess what she'd like!)
>...Don't get anything.
>Write-in
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>>1547646
>>Get a present for Chrysoula (You have guess what she likes!)
>>Get a present for Elizabeth. (Guess what she likes!)
>>Get a present for Frankizka... (Guess what she likes!)
>>...Maybe you should get something for your mom? (Guess what she'd like!)
4 Renexious plushies
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>>1547646
May as well buy a gift for everyone. A golden ring with a ruby in it for Liz, a portrait of a something French like a grand chapel for Franzizka and something military related for Chrysoula. I don't know what to get Karesteina although Ren could probably make a macaroni portrait and she'd love it.

>>1547649
This made me chuckle.
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Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1547649
...I'm going to assume that at some random gift shop by the harbour there's going to be plushies of you just for kobold tourists to take home.

...In fact, excuse me while I roll to see how popular Renexizious plushies are among kobold tourists.

>inb4 all the kobolds are now dragon weebs
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Huh.

You of course, get a handful of Renexizious plushies, managing to grab the last few in stock. It seems that the kobolds are rather... Well, they're practically pouring MONEY into the hands of the merchandise here... T-shirts, mugs, hats, cats, you name it, they're buying it.

There's literally a thriving tourist trap market, and from what you hear, their most common customers are literally kobolds now.

Huh.

You get some plushies, and go around buying some other gifts, such as a ring for Liz, a French potrait sold at an art museum pretty cheap... And you have no idea what to get for Karestina and decide to stop by a military store.

Chrysoula seems to have a fun time going out with you, and you stop by the military store to get something.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if Chrysoula gets any hobbies or not.

+2 for unleashing your inner /k/
+1 if you can find a way to surprise her with the Renexizious plushie.
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Rolled 18 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1547744
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1547744
Take her to a gun range and have her deadlift tank cannons
Pull a bit of legerdemain and pull the plushy out between her breasts
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18+4=22

Chysoula seems to love the plushie you give her, but seems even more interested in the military stuff they have here... Machineguns, shotguns... Oh, and pistols...

Which she accidentally breaks in her hands. Pistols are really tiny to her. However, she finds machineguns easy to hold, holding them like a child's toy in a single hand.

"...Hey um, do you think they have anything... I don't know, bigger or more comfortable? These are kind of small."

She's holding a MG-42, and has no problem at all holding it with one hand.

Actions

>...Chrysoula, I'm pretty sure that's the heaviest stuff they have.
>...You know, I could make you a gun at home...
>...Hey um, try two machineguns. Maybe that could work?
>You know, you should try out this type of gun... (Show her a gun she might like?)
>...Let's go home, ok?
>Write-in
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>>1547795
>>...Hey um, try two machineguns. Maybe that could work?
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>>1547795
>You know, you should try out this type of gun... (Show her a gun she might like?)
She's thinking too small. She needs at least a M2 Browning. She could probably go for a Oerlikon 20mm autocannon
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You direct her towards an old M2 Browning. She lifts it with ease.

"...This um, doesn't feel too different."

"Hang on..."

You direct her to the 20mm Oerlikon autocannon. She has to lift it with two hands to actually use it, but finds it easy still.

"...What's this?"

"An autocannon?"

"...An autocannon? What does it do?"

She seems quite curious...

Actions

>Explain to her what the Oerlikon 20mm Autocannon is.
>...Find something even heavier.
>...Hey, come on. Let's see if you can fire this baby.
>Write-in
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>>1547822
>>Explain to her what the Oerlikon 20mm Autocannon is.
>>...Find something even heavier.
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>>1547822
>Explain to her what the Oerlikon 20mm Autocannon is.
>...Hey, come on. Let's see if you can fire this baby.

It's a really big machine gun
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You explain to her what the 20mm autocannon is...

Now, do anons want to try and find something heavier? Keep in mind you'll have to write-in.

Or you can just go to fire.
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>>1547843
40mm bofors cannon. It must be done.
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>>1547855
>This was made for hunting ducks
wew
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40mm it is.

...Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Chrysoula does in fact, possess the strength to hold a large anti-air FLAK gun.

+1 for encouragement.
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Rolled 10 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1547869
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>>1547869
Does this count?
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>>1547873
>Shia Lebauf
Eh
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>>1547880
Sure he's lost all of his touch, but that video is still inspirational
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>>1547873
Yes.

Anyways, want to do one more roll to see if she'll be even more effective?
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1547893
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Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1547893
Ok
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>>1547873
>more effective
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16+6=22

Chrysoula lifts up the cannon, tearing it off. It seems to be hard to hold for her... But she can do it.

"...I mean, this is kind of heavy, but it feels natural I guess... Wow, I'm kind of impressed how much you actually know about guns though..."

Actions

>...Try to impress her with your knowledge about firearms?
>Let test this baby out!
>Let's try more things that are bigger!
>...Wow. Do you want me to buy you one?
>Write-in
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>>1547925
>>...Try to impress her with your knowledge about firearms?
>>Let test this baby out!
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>>1547925
>...Wow. Do you want me to buy you one?
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You of course go to test this baby out.

The other folks at the gun range...

Well, they look on as a huge minotaur armed with a Boros 40mm cannon goes on the field...

Roll me a 1d20-2 to see if you can teach Chrysoula how to fire a 40mm Boros cannon like a gun.

+3 if you can try to tell her how to aim with the fucking Boros 40mm cannon.
+2 if you can get the other guys to envy you for your wife.
+1 if you can do a bit of affection to her.
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Rolled 4 - 2 (1d20 - 2)

>>1547948
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1547948
Going to bed. Good night
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Allowing a samefag.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1547967
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1547948
Don't stop me now!
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Well, the only way to pass is to do the bonuses. Or do you want me to continue?
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>>1547975
"I would usually say how to be accurate with a gun but in the case of a rapid firing flak gun, so long as you are in landing shots in the general region of the target you will do good damage.

However if you are firing, you can time the delay between shots firing and detonating to work out how far off the target you are. This would require however knowledge of how far away the shells are detonating or some sort of colour-coded pattern of shells to make it easier to distinguish them."


"Still, I hope you enjoy this and those new clothes. Hopefully they last longer than the last set I bought you...maybe you won't 'outgrow' these ones."


Head pats.
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Need to go, best of luck. Don't lose best Waifu. I return soon.
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Just woke up.

Chrysoula fires the cannon after you give her some advice, and the shots miss at first, and eventually hit. She smiles at a direct hit blowing a target away, leaving little but the bottom of it.

'Hey, nice job."{/red]

"Yeah, um... This is actually kind of fun..." She says, a bit sheepishly.

"Really? Well, it's nice your finding new things you like to do. I hope you enjoy this and the new clothes too, hopefully they last longer than the last set I bought you... Hopefully you won't outgrow these ones."
She puts the cannon down and gives you a hug.

"Thanks for going with me.."

You scoot your hand towards her breast with one of the Renexizious plushies and promptly pull it out.

"Yeah... Anyways, I got you something..."{/red]

She smiles and grabs the small plushie. It's quite tiny for someone with massive hands like hers.

"....Aw, they even gave you that little mark on your belly."

"Huh. Anyways, where do we go now?"

"....Hang on... Can we do this a bit more? This is kind of fun..."

Actions

>...Yeah, that sounds good. (Chrysoula gets a bit of a hobby regarding guns...)
>..This is honestly quite fun too...
>...Let's finish our shopping up, ok?
>Write-in
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>>1548290
>...Let's finish our shopping up, ok?

Want to get our dirty secret aired to Chrysoula so we can get Charlemange to find Clevita for us
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"Come on, let's finish this shopping trip up, ok?"

"Alright... Well um.... I think that's it to be honest."

"Oh."

Actions

>...Tell her now, while she's still happy to be with you?
>...Wait until she puts the cannon back. Just to be safe.
>...Wait until you get home.
>Take her out further!
>Write-in
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>>1548304
>...Wait until you get home.

Some things don't need to be aired in public.
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You of course decide to tell her.

Roll me a 1d20+2 anons.

+3 if you can try to explain the series of events.
+2 if you can try to be apologetic towards her and mention why you're telling her this.
+1 if you can be a bit disappointed in yourself and feel bad for telling her this.
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1548313
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1548313

"Chrysoula, you...you may want to sit down for this, I...I have some explaining to do. I thought that I could hide and handle this without needing to get everyone involved, but...that ended up not being the case, and I would be remiss if I confessed to everyone else besides you.

What started as a quick jaunt to another dimension ended up with me having a Drow harem. It was either take every Drow in the area with me without a fight, or kill each and every one in the most brutal manner possible to escape their lair. I thought that I could have gotten rid of the harem before anyone else caught on, but...

And, to make matters worse, that's not the only time I've strayed. There was also two, very short, but still, relationships, and three more involved ones. I plan to cut those romantic ties, because they put my promises to my wives in jeopardy, and nothing is more important to me in this world than you, Frankizka and Liz.

I'm so sorry that I couldn't control myself better. I'm sorry that I couldn't be a better husband for you all. This just makes me feel so....so awful. Please, I beg your forgiveness."
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1548313
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14+8=22

She seems somewhat upset, but rather then angry, just kind of sad/

"O-oh."

[red]"Listen, I'm so sorry that I couldn't control myself better. I'm sorry that I couldn't be a better husband for you..."[/red]

"...I-I mean... D-did you h-have to?"

[red]"Have to... Have to had it?"[/red]

"Y-yeah..."

Actions

>In all honestly, unless I wanted to hit women or kill them, yes.
>...In all honesty, I didn't have to and I regret it even now.
>Write-in
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>>1548343
>...In all honesty, I didn't have to and I regret it even now
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Thank god, you guys managed to keep things under control while I was away. Also OP can we still get her a hobbyist interest in guns? I want my /K/ waifu...


>>1548343
>Write-in
"The simple fact is that I would've had to kill 29 drow women plus however many more showed up from the sounds of the fighting.

As much as I hate to bring it up, you know what it is like to take a life. I am far more used to it but that doesn't mean I can't feel uncomfortable with taking a life or even feel bad about it.


However I can't be excused of my actions and behaviour. I should have dealt with it immediately and told you immediately, I will endeavour to make it up to you as much as I can. I still love you as much as ever and I will now have even more time to shower you with love and care which you dearly need in your injured state but sadly I must get back to Liz as I have to continue helping her deal with this and in time I will return but until then...try and keep being you. For me, please.

Don't let my stupid behaviour cause you any worry or doubt.


However before I go, do you have any other questions? Any requests to make?"
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>>1548353
We did kinda have to at the time. We weren't exactly ecstatic to engage 28 magically trained and equipped warriors in combat outside of our dragon form.
>>
[red]"In all honesty, I didn't have to and I regret it even now. I can't be excused of my actions and I should of have dealt with it immediately and told you and all my other wives immediately, and I'll make it up to you as much as I can. I still love you as much as ever and I will now have even more time to shower you with love and care which you dearly need in your injured state, but sadly I must get back to Liz as I have to continue helping her deal with this and in time I will return but until then...try and keep being you. For me, please."[/red]

She seems still rather upset.

"...I mean... Well... Thank you for telling me at least Ren... Hey um... Can you just stay a-a bit?"

[red]"...I should really go."[/red]

"P-please don't go... I missed y-you and I don't want you to go so soon..."

She seems still upset and sad.

Actions

>...Stay with her for a bit. (She'll like this.)
>I'll be back soon, ok?
>...Listen... I have to go soon, but I have to tell my son something...
>Write-in
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>>1548367
>...Listen... I have to go soon, but I have to tell my son something...
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>>1548367
>...Listen... I have to go soon, but I have to tell my son something...you can come with me if you want to.
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>>1548367
>>...Stay with her for a bit. (She'll like this.)
>>
Rolling here in 20 minutes.
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>>1548369
This.
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>>1548367
>...Stay with her for a bit. (She'll like this.)

Liz can wait, seeing as she is currently sleeping. We can just chug some caffeine rich substance and head back, no problems with spending a few hours here.
>>
Keep in mind anons will have to roll to see if your relationship with Chrysoula deteoriates because you decide to leave suddenly, and staying will likely make her very happy.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Stay with her.
2=Go
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Also, why do you guys want to leave her?
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>>1548397
I only want to leave her. I want to not get Clevita killed and have a huge break with the Legate and potentially the wider Kobold empire.
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>>1548400
Why would she be getting killed? I feel like I missed something...
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You decide to stay with her for a bit.

She gives you a hug from sheer gratitude and you think about what to do...

Actions

>Take her out for breakfast.
>Take her out back to the gunstore.
>Take her on a picnic to a park?
>Maybe you can try to do something special for her... Cheer her up.
>Take her shopping more?
>...Maybe you should exercise with her?
>...Honestly, she probably doesn't want to go out and probably just wants to be near you. Head home. You can probably even catch Charlemagne and tell him about Clevita...
>Write-in
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>>1548405
>...Maybe you should exercise with her?


Take a run back to the palace. Then we can catch our son and warn him about whatever the fuck is happening to Clevita.
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>>1548405
>...Honestly, she probably doesn't want to go out and probably just wants to be near you. Head home. You can probably even catch Charlemagne and tell him about Clevita...
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>>1548405
>...Honestly, she probably doesn't want to go out and probably just wants to be near you. Head home. You can probably even catch Charlemagne and tell him about Clevita...

>>1548401
See >>1546909
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>>1548408
...And you are getting that information in that post from where?
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>>1548411
From the discord and >>1545475
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>>1548413
Okay but I don't use the Discord (or any Discord's) and didn't see that post.


Still with my post >>1548406 we can still deal with it.
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>>1548419
>You can probably even catch Charlemagne and tell him about Clevita...
>Probably
I am not taking any chances on this. Even if Charlemagne does look for Clevita, he still has less time to actually find her. If you want her to be tortured, killed and experimented on by Gnomes or whatever party has taken her while your focused of your waifu then fine. I'm going to be as adamant as possible in saving her.
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You of course decide to head home.

You also stop by Charlemange's room and tell him to find Clevita before bad shit happens.

What do with Chrysoula?

>...Mess around with firearms a bit more.
>...Maybe you can just cuddle with her and pay plenty of attention to her. She'd love that.
>Exercise with her? You need to work out!
>...Clean up the lab.
>See about doing something special to pay for your betrayal to her...
>Write-in
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>>1548423
take her with us
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>>1548423
>Go and throw together some guns for her in the lab...after cleaning up of course.
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>>1548429
Take her with you to the 40k dimension?

Anyways, rolling in 15 more minutes.
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>>1548443
Go to the lab like >>1548433
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>>1548443
Take her with us to find clevita. zSince I am apparently illiterate, I'll change to going to the lab
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You decide to go and clean up the lab... And maybe get her to like firearms.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can clean up the lab somehow.

+3 if you can be amazed at the damages that Chrysoula has done...
+2 if you can be really nice, loving, and try your best to make her feel better while cleaning.
+2 for thinking how to clean up the room.
+1 if you can feel bad about cheating.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1548456
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1548456
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1548456
>>
Anyone want to do the bonuses or just want me to continue?
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>>1548494
"Jesus, maybe I did make her a bit strong I mean she fucked up that table bad and wrecked this gun on the floor..."


"Thanks for protecting my lab by the way, nice to know you were brave for me while I was away and that I can count on you."

Rubber gloves, gas-masks, mop and bucket and a chemical neutralising agent.

"How could I ever cheat on such a sweet Minotaur, such a sweet innocent Minotaur?"
>>
19+12=31

You amazingly clean up the lap and it seems nothing was permanently damaged.

Once you're done cleaning the lab, you decide to get Chrysoula her own custom firearm...

What make anons?

>Somesort of well, hand-held rocket launcher...
>Autocannon, that'd be great.
>...Combine an autocannon AND an assault rifle.
>...Somesort of huge assault rifle.
>Try to make a sniper rifle...
>...Make a auto-cannon sniper rifle or something. A fuckhuge sniper rifle.
>...Make her a machinegun.
>She is such a shotgun girl. Make a shotgun. (Optionally, try to make it automatic.)
>...You know what is the best idea ever? Combining an autocannon AND a shotgun.)
>Try to make her a fuckhueg pistol or revolver.
>Write-in

Also...
>...Make Liz some revolvers for her yuan-ti form. She'd be so happy. (Come up with an idea.)
>...Maybe you can make something for Frankizka? (Come up with an idea.)
>Don't do any of this.
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>>1548511
>Autocannon, that'd be great.
>...Make Liz some revolvers for her yuan-ti form. She'd be so happy. (Come up with an idea.)
>...Maybe you can make something for Frankizka? (Come up with an idea.)
For Franzizka, we ca get her a squirt gun that shoots holy water.
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>>1548511
>...You know what is the best idea ever? Combining an autocannon AND a shotgun.)
>Write-in
Also an AT gun. Call it a sniper rifle if you want but just a fuck off huge rifle.

>...Make Liz some revolvers for her yuan-ti form. She'd be so happy. (Come up with an idea.)
Carved, filigreed and engraved revolvers. 8 shots in each and chambered in a decent calibre. Enchanted.

>...Maybe you can make something for Frankizka? (Come up with an idea.)
A elegant machine-pistol. Effectively a mac-10 meets a ivory, silver and such flintlock pistol for the looks.
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So...

Let's start with the autocannon gun for Chrysoula.

What caliber anons?

>5mm.
>10mm
>15mm
>20mm (She can easily hold this!)
>25mm
>30mm
>35mm
>40mm (She can hold this with a bit of trouble.)
>45mm.
>50mm. (Anything above this needs to be invented.)
>Write-in

Also, this can be used as tank equipment in the future.
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>>1548523
>>50mm. (Anything above this needs to be invented.)
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>>1548523
>50mm. (Anything above this needs to be invented.)


Might as well make her a true auto-cannon for her size.
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>>1548523
35mm please
>>
>25mm
Should be around AK level for artillery.
>>
50mm it is.

You of course, make a rather large autocannon...

There's a bit of a problem regarding ammo though...

What do?

>...Try to make it belt fed. (Very heavy, but shitloads of ammo and doesn't have to reload.)
>Magazines should be good... (Has to reload, but is a bit lighter and more organized.)
>Write-in for other ideas on how to carry around ammo.
>Write-in for ideas for ammo.
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>>1548545
>...Try to make it belt fed. (Very heavy, but shitloads of ammo and doesn't have to reload.)
>>
>>1548545
>>Magazines should be good... (Has to reload, but is a bit lighter and more organized.)
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>>1548545
>...Try to make it belt fed. (Very heavy, but shitloads of ammo and doesn't have to reload.)


>Write-in for ideas for ammo.
"Dragon's breath" rounds - Phosphorus, Napalm and dragon-fuel.
>>
Belt fed it is.

You also come up with incindenary rounds for the cannon...

Now, for the sniper rifle/autocannon...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can even make this a thing.

+3 if you can come up with a design for an AT sniper rifle, fit for a buff minotaur.
+2 if you can also come up ways to get Chrysoula interested in firearms!
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Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1548568
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1548568
Recoil system includes a buffer tube that goes over the shoulder and curves, while the shoulder pad includes a pad that collapses inwards when pushed on.
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You come up with a bit of a recoil system just for her, and set about the caliber...

>.50 cal
>5mm.
>10mm.
>20mm.
>30mm
>40mm
>50mm
>60mm
>70mm
>80mm.
>Write-in for caliber.
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>>1548568
"Guns are a great way to work out since they weigh a fair bit and they are truly the best weapon these days. Unless you are a mage. Even then though guns can take them down in most cases.

Plus, they are cool as hell and can be used for hunting, sports and such."
>>
>>1548593
>80mm.


Essentially, if a 8 cm / 80 mm projectile isn't doing damage, chances are that anything you can carry isn't.
>>
80mm it is.

With that done, you of course make Liz some great revolvers...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for the quality you do in designing revolvers for her snek form.

+3 if you can come up with a custom design for a revolver.
+2 if you can think what caliber she could use...
+2 if you can think how adorable Liz gets as a snek and pretending to be a cowgirl.
>>
Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1548603
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Rolled 3 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1548603
Instead of the classical design of six rounds in a cylinder, make it eight.

5mm?

"Just imagine her trying to coil around a horse, in a little hat with a belt of guns...god she is such an adorable little snek woman."
>>
Allowing samefagging for more thoughts about snke Liz.
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1548626
I know she's oissed and threatening to leave, but her as a Yuan-Ti in bed is one of the nest things possible. I can see why Charlemagne likes Svana so much.
>>
8+12=20

You make a fair set of 5mm revolvers. Rather strong too... You think Liz will like it.

You move onto Frankizka's firearm...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for making a firearm/ranged weapon for her.

+3 if you can think about what she'd like...
+2 if it can be semi-French.
+2 if you can be pissed off at yourself for not reassuring her further how you didn't desert her.
+1 if you can think good things about her.
>>
Rolled 19 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1548639
Put a Fleur-de-lis on it
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>>1548639
She'd want an elegant and subtle weapon, easily controlled and hidden. Some sort of small smg perhaps.

Encarve some saints or something onto it.

"Shit, I should've been better at convincing her of my love. I mean I have made tougher sells and I definitely wouldn't have to lie in this case.


She's so nice, not to mention that thing she can do when she drinks my blood...and her being so useful for contain chaos and shit."
>>
19+13=32

You make a small SMG for her, kind of like a MP-42...

That seems like that's it...

Chrysoula seems very interested by her large autocannon and she lifts it curiously...

"Hey um... Thanks for this."

[red]"Yeah, no problem."[/red]

"...Hey, um... Thanks for this. Why are you giving me a gun?"

Actions

>...Well, I think it suits you...
>...I mean, guns are cool. You'd love guns!
>...Why not? Besides, it lets me invented new things...
>...You know, I should really work on tanks...
>Hey, why don't we do something? I just really wanted to get this done...
>Write-in
>>
>...Well, I think it suits you...

that and there's one universal truth to the world.
https://youtu.be/bYqxyCUn5uc
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"Well, I think it suits you."

"Oh, really? T-thanks... Hey um... Just wondering, did you want to go to a movie or a play?"

"A movie or play?"

"Yeah... I mean, I kind of want to just watch something with you... Please?""

"...How about TV?"

"...I-I just kind of want to cuddle for a bit, right now... Mostly because my body hurts."

Actions

>...How about we go to a play or something?
>Some TV in bed sounds good.
>...A movie would be interesting actually...
>...Come on, let's do some more things!
>Write-in
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>>1548782
>Write-in
"I need a reason to give my dynamite gal a big ass cannon? Anyhow, you like guns, I like guns, I like making things, I like giving you gifts and you like gifts from me, seems like it was a good idea.

Plus the two great universal truths: there is nothing more attractive to a man than a women taking part in a masculine hobby and to quote a wise man, bitches love cannons.

...Admittedly he was talking about all women but still, he said bitches.


Also I needed to design a behemoth killing gun just in case of...unexpected circumstances and I need a auto-cannon for my army."
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>>1548831
>Some TV in bed sounds good.
when she passes out we can go back to Liz, I wonder how she'll react to "break in just happened while we were gone, and Chrysoula traumatized herself turning whoever it was into a red mist."
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>>1548831
>...A movie would be interesting actually...
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>>1548831
Shit, messed up and aborted.

>Try to get her more interested in guns.
>Come up with an excuse to go.
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>>1548844
So long as we leave her a note or something, sure.
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You decide to get a movie set up in bed to watch with her...

She seems a little upset but greatly enjoys you being with her for a little while longer.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can improve her opinion to you AND manage to get her to fall asleep so you can go home.

+3 if you can get comfy, and if you can get her comfy too, in bed. (+1 if you can find a way for her to fall asleep faster...)
+2 if you can think of interesting movies she might like...
+2 if you can continue to talk to her about how sorry you are, and how thankful you are that she's taking it well...
+1 if you can be slightly lustful...
+1 if you can slightly comment on her missing eye a bit, and her insane amount of muscularity.

If everything's done, she'll pass out and you'll get to Liz in time. Also, autosuccess.
>>
Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1548867
>>
>>1548867
A glass of wine and enough pillows to construct a actual fort.

As to movies: war, action, historical fantasy's like 300 and such.

"I am glad you aren't too angry at me for my actions as it makes it far easier to show you how sorry I am. I'm just glad you haven't hit me hard or anything after what happened last time..."

Hand on ass.


Done
>>
does she pass out and we get to Liz on time with the 20?
>>
Shit, yeah.

Critical Success.

Choose one anons.

>She passes out fast, you go home fast, and get to make breakfast for her!
>She passes out after a while, having loved being with you, and forgives you for cheating on her.
>...She somehow finds a way to make you happy enough in bed that you get to upgrade for free. (You need to come up with how you'll be made happy with her.)
>Write-in for ideas.

Be back in two hours anons.
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>>1548880
Seeing as I did all the bonuses for a auto-success, I imagine she also has completely or nearly entirely forgave us.
>>
>>1548887

>She passes out fast, you go home fast, and get to make breakfast for her!
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>>1548887
>She passes out after a while, having loved being with you, and forgives you for cheating on her.
>>
>>1548887
>>1548887
>She passes out fast, you go home fast, and get to make breakfast for her!
>>
You get to go home fast anons.

Roll me a 1d20+4 for making a good apology breakfast to Liz.

+3 if you can come up with a good breakfast meal.
+2 if you can symbolize your love.
+2 if you can find a way to display it.
+1 if you can be lustful towards her.
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1549031
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WE'RE GOING TO DENNYS!
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>>1549039
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Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1549031
I'll try and save this

>>1549039
Maybe your name should be fagioli now
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Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1549031
Bacon, sausages and eggs with some toast. Shit like that would be available on any civil planet of the Imperium.

Cut the toast / eggs into heart shapes.

Hum the British national anthem while we give her it.

Grab her ass.


Might as well focus on getting a 20 to cancel this out...
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Do anons want to make a particularly barbaric and Khornate breakfast under the inspiration of Khorne?

>Yes.
>No.
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>>1549083
I am the same man
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>>1549087
yes
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>>1549087
>Yes.
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>>1549087
Yes
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>>1549087
>MFW this turns into a giant advertisement for KHORNE FLAKES!
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Roll me a 1d20 anons.

+3 for KHORNATE COOKING!(?)
+2 for FINDING APPROPRIATE KHORNATE FOODS FOR ELIZABETH!
+2 for BARBARIC SHIT TOWARDS ELIZABETH!
+1 if Khorne can act like Gordon Ramsey.
+1 if you can also feed Best Doggo somehow.
+1 if you can also be BARBARICALLY LUSTFUL LIKE A TRUE MAN!
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By the way anons, I might make barbaric write ins more "khornate" like, and using barbaric increases the opinion of Khorne.

This isn't because of "omg Barbaric=turning to chaos" but just because I think having a God of Warfare in your head MIGHT just impress him.

Also, I might add that Khorne will increase the use of Barbaric and make it more effective if he's happy.
>>
Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1549109
>>
Rolled 16 (1d20)

IF YOU DON'T PROPERLY TENDERIZE THE BACON! I WILL BEAT YOUR ASS WITH THE LADDEL!

PREHEAT THE OVEN TO 450! NOT 350! NOT 550! YOU ME DAMNED AMATURE!

YOU CALL THAT A QUICHE! NURGLES MADE BETTER! AND HE JUST FILLED A DISH WITH PUSS!

WHY IS YOUR CARVING KNIFE DULL! DID YOU RUB THE EDGE AGAINST A BONE TO MANY TIMES YOU TALLENTLESS HACK!

I SAID THE WATER SHOULD BE BOILING, THIS IS SIMMERING! I SHOULD DROWN YOUR CHILDREN IN IT!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1549109
>>
Back at home.

16+4=20

Khorne of course, threatens to kick your ass as you quickly make Elizabeth whatever the fuck "bacon boiled burger with extra bacon and cucumber and blood" is.

Oh, and you found out what the fuck Khorne sauce is.
Mostly just mayonnaise, a bit of melted cheese, melted tomatoes, and hot sauce. Oh, and a bit of Thousand Island sauce.

You hear the sultry, sweet sound of Liz coming in, and she puts her hand on her hips... Her rather nice thick hips...

"So, you made breakfast?"

"Fuck yeah. You want some?"

"Sure."

She of course, takes the home made burger. Which is about as big as an entire salad bowl.

"I um... Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"...Why is there... Steaks in this? This um..."

"Because steaks are FUCKING awesome!"

"Is it... Deep fried?"

"Fuck yeah!"

She curiously pokes around the many layers of bacon, steak, and sauce.

"I um... I'm pretty sure this would give me a heart attack."

Action

>Just eat it Liz! You'll fucking love it!
>Then I'll eat it then.
>...Why don't we eat it together then? That'd be good.
>Then fucking take your time and eat it slowly Liz.
>Write-in
>Write-in
>>
>>1549336
>>...Why don't we eat it together then? That'd be good.
>>
>>1549336
>...Why don't we eat it together then? That'd be good.
Come on! I didn't get emasculated by an angry god of warfare and conflict for not boiling the water well enough just to be told it might kill me!
>>
You of course, offer to eat it with her.

"...Ren, how the bloody hell would both of us eat a giant sandwich at the same time?"

"...Come on, let's just try, ok?"

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how much Liz enjoys the sandwich.

+3 if you can find a way to of course, romantically eat it barbarically with her.
+2 if you can compliment her drow form a bit more.
+2 if you can talk like an artisan about what was on the Khorne burger.
>>
Rolled 11 (1d20)

I just realized that a Khorne burger might as well be something that you would see at a Red Robins if the chef and manager were both insane metalhead stereotypes.
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1549392
>>1549406
And super fat
>>
Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1549392
>>
Anons want to do the bonus? At this point you'd just increase her opinion of you, or do you want me to continue?
>>
>>1549499
I'm fine with just continuing
>>
14+3=17

She enjoys the burger quite a bit.

Her opinion of you has increased by +5.

"...So, are you still up for that safari today?"

Actions

>Yes, I am indeed...
>Yes, I am indeed... I also got you something... (Give her the revolvers!)
>Give her a kiss?
>No, I'm not really...
>Write-in
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>>1549605
>Yes, I am indeed... I also got you something... (Give her the revolvers!)
>>
>>1549605
>>Yes, I am indeed... I also got you something... (Give her the revolvers!)
>>
You of course, show her the revolvers.

She smiles a bit and takes them.

"...Oh, wonderful, wonderful..."

She looks them over, and seems a bit confused. Like something's wrong.

"...Ren? Why is this... Five millimeters?"

"...What do you mean?"

"...Ren, I'm fairly sure this is a rather... Piss poor caliber."

Liz seems a bit disappointed, rather then amazed. She seems to like the quality you put into it... But doesn't really like the whole "5mm" shit.

Actions

>...Reassure her that 5mm is just as good as what she's used to.
>...Oh, I see. You like the "bigger" guns, don't you? Fine, I'll try to remake this into a bigger caliber.
>Come on, you don't want to bruise your hands sweetheart...
>...Oh, I um... Sorry about that.
>...Try to change the topic?
>Write-in
>>
>>1549669
>>...Oh, I see. You like the "bigger" guns, don't you? Fine, I'll try to remake this into a bigger caliber.
>>
>>1549669
>...Oh, I see. You like the "bigger" guns, don't you? Fine, I'll try to remake this into a bigger caliber.

Does .303 sound good? A rifle calibre revolver?
>>
"Oh, I see. You like the "bigger" guns, don't you? Well, I'll see about making them better later... Does a .303 sound good?"

"...I was thinking bigger. But anyways, about the safari..."

"...Yes?"

"...Did you have any firearms you'd prefer to bring along?"

Actions

>...No. I think I'll just use my natural forms.
>...Why do you want to go on a safari anyways...
>...I think I can borrow a gun from someone. Or something.
>...Are you kidding? I have magic!
>...Why don't we just do a "safari" at home, so to speak?
>...You know, just saying, you'd be awfully cute in a safari trying to be a British cowgirl...
>Write-in
>>
>>1549710
>...I think I can borrow a gun from someone. Or something.
>...Why do you want to go on a safari anyways...
>>
>>1549710
>>...I think I can borrow a gun from someone. Or something.
>...You know, just saying, you'd be awfully cute in a safari trying to be a British cowgirl...
>>
"Why do you want to go on a safari anyways?"

"...Well, we are on a different world... Who knows what's here? Besides, it sounds better then lounging at the beach all day reading and getting stared at."

"...We haven't really lounged ye-"

"It's on my list of plans, so to speak. I have plans to finish reading a few books while I'm out here... Ooh, maybe get a nice tan..."

"...Oh. Hey um... You know, you'd be really cute in a safari trying to be a British cowgirl."

She chuckles a bit, a bit entertained.

"Well, too bad you had to cheat, didn't you? And hasn't your mother ever told you it's impolite to stare at a woman's breasts?"

"What?"

She snaps her fingers, realizing something.

"You know, that's absolutely WHAT you need. You yourself are completely and utterly uncivilized, much like your nordic ancestors!"

"Liz, what are you sa-"

"Well, I doubt you know much about common courtesy, so in fact, I think I'll make that a goal... By the time this vacation is done, I'll make a fine gentleman and father yet!"

It seems you might of unintentionally given Elizabeth an idea.

"Liz, I'm perfectly civiliz-"

She laughs.

"Oh, Ren, you are a charmer!"

She seems to be trying to hide a smile. She's clearly going to have fun with this "Safari" and trying to teach you the good ol' "proper ways", rather then what you've been going off of.

Also, every bone in your body is screaming that Liz is just doing this to get back at you.

Actions

>...Liz, I don't need to be under your definition of "civilized"...
>...Well, what's the worst that could happen? (Elizabeth will slowly convert Renexizious to being a proper british gentleman... On the exterior, at the least. Which will make her happy (and her revenge fufilled.)
>Sigh.
>...You know, you know for a fact Liz loves it when your barbaric, and she's just messing with you. Time to mess with her back.
>Write-in
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>>1549766
>>...Well, what's the worst that could happen? (Elizabeth will slowly convert Renexizious to being a proper british gentleman... On the exterior, at the least. Which will make her happy (and her revenge fufilled.)
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>>1549766
>...Well, what's the worst that could happen? (Elizabeth will slowly convert Renexizious to being a proper british gentleman... On the exterior, at the least. Which will make her happy (and her revenge fufilled.)
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>>1549766

>...Liz, I don't need to be under your definition of "civilized"...

We are swedish.
Not a fucking brit
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>>1549782
This
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What's the largest caliber revolver she can hide under her assets?
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"Liz, I mean, what's the worst that could happen? Sure."

She seems a bit shocked.

"I um... Well... Really?"

"Really what?"

"...I was just messing with you... But you'd um... Really let me teach you how to be British?"

Actions

>...I'd love to learn how to act properly. No one has ever really taught me... Not even my mom! (Liz will feel proud and quite happy.)
>...Try to come up with an excuse to remain Swedish but still get Liz convinced that you'd be willing to change...
>...I mean, if I don't have to... I'm good.
>...I'd rather remain Swedish, Liz.

>>1549874
...I um... Fuck if I know? I mean, anything past like 13mm would stick out, I guess?
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>>1549876
>...I'd love to learn how to act properly. No one has ever really taught me... Not even my mom! (Liz will feel proud and quite happy.)
At least act British in front of Liz like right now for a stable relationship.
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>>1549886
So probably just do this for a while?
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>>1549929
At least for a while. I'd prefer this to remain so, at least until the situation with Liz improves and other character change can happen without threatening anything.
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You decide to do it for a little bit.

"Well, I mean... That certainly sounds interesting."

"...Really? You'd be interested?"

"Sure."

She of course, gives you a hug.

"Let's discuss this after the safari, ok?"

You and her go out to hunt the native creatures that plague the forest... However, you need a firearm...

>Try to secure a firearm.
>Shift to a more effective form. (You won't encounter any imperials while you're on the safari!)
>Use your fucking fists!
>Write-in

Also, how should you act towards Liz?

>Act like a gentleman! (Liz will like this...)
>Act normally.
>Act a bit barbaric. (Liz will correct you... But also like this.)
>Write-in
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>>1549970
>Try to secure a firearm.

>Act a bit barbaric. (Liz will correct you... But also like this.)
Scold me.
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>>1549970

>Try to secure a firearm.

>Act a bit barbaric. (Liz will correct you... But also like this.)
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You of course, decide to secure a firearm.

Where to go anons?

>Adeptus Mechanicius.
>The Arbites.
>Maybe you can try to buy a gun?
>Write-in
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>>1550012
If we go to the mechanics can we keep it?
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>>1550028
Yes, if you have enough.
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>>1550108
Go with the Adeptus Mechanicus. They'll have the best guns which we can keep and reverse engineer.
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You go to the Adeptus Mechanicus.

Currency: 498,000

What buy?

>Autogun. (1500)
>Lasgun. (1800)
>Hellgun. (3500)
>Heavy Stubber (1800)
>Chainsword (2000)
>Chainaxe (2200)
>Eviseractor (2400)
>Hand Flamer (1900)
>Flamer (2400)
>Heavy Flamer (7000)

This is all the local Adeptus Mechanicus has.
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>>1550180
>Lasgun. (1800)
>Heavy Stubber (1800)
>Chainsword (2000)
>Hand Flamer (1900)
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You buy a lasgun, heavy stubber, chainsword, and a small flamer...

You take these outside and go meet up with Liz.

Who looks at your small arsenal of weaponry, and seems interested.

"Shall we go, Ren?"

"Yeah, yeah... I'm ready."

"Great."

Anyways...

Choose a PoV anons.

>Charlemagne, and the search for Clevita!
>Remain as Renexizious!
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>>1550273
>Charlemagne, and the search for Clevita!
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Charlemagne it is.

Charlemagne has a bit of a problem though...

He could get ready for his marriage with Svana... Or he could deal with his dad putting whoever this "Clevita" person on him and rescuing her or whatever...

Actions

>...Try to go deal with Clevita or whatever... (Will piss off Svana!)
>...Try to somehow meet up with Svana's parents WHILE dealing with Clevita. (Will take longer, but Svana will be alright with this...)
>...Focus on your marriage. Clevita isn't your problem. (Ignore it and try to get ready for your marriage with Svana.)
>...Try to pass it off to that woman dad sees once in a while, doing art or whatever... (Play as Vasura!)
>...Maybe you can get Frankizka to do this for you... (Frankizka does this!)
>...Claw's been... Notably more hardworking and less bored and a bit less awkward. Maybe he can do this? (Play as non-autistic Claw!)
>Write-in
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>>1550333
>>...Claw's been... Notably more hardworking and less bored and a bit less awkward. Maybe he can do this? (Play as non-autistic Claw!)
Can't wait!
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>>1550333
>...Maybe you can get Frankizka to do this for you... (Frankizka does this!)
She is a masterspy
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>>1550340
God I'm stupid. Lets get the person actually trained to do investigations, the vampire.
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Anyways, here's the specialties...

>Vasura is very good at charisma checks and has powerful shapeshifting, and can corrupt enemies to her side.
>Claw is a fuck-off sized wolf and also is trying to not be austistic. Oh, and he's very, very sneaky for a giant fuck-off sized wolf.
>Frankizka can dominate enemies temporarily, and finds it easy to sneak around, but requires blood (which she's low on).
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>>1550372
What if we send everyone? That sounds like a totally logical action.
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>>1550374
That's um... Well, you can do that, sure. Though you'll have to select who to play as.
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>>1550372
EVERYONE!
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>>1550386
Frankizka I guess. We can steal blood on the way
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>>1550392
Frankzika will refuse to drink blood from anyone unless they're willing, by the way.
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>>1550386
I'm torn them. Vasura seems good but I'm not in the mood for lewd write-ins. I guess Franzizka is the better option for something delicate though.
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>>1550398
Ask one of the other two?
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>>1550405
*both of them
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>>1550405
>Drink a daemonette's blood who you barely know
or
>Drink blood from a giant wolf you barely know anything about

Neither of those seem like good ideas, keep in mind.
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>>1550431
She isn't a demonette anymore, and what better way to get to know them?
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>>1550398
What about the blood of a dead person?
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>>1550437
Anon, drinking her blood is a very, very, very bad idea.

>>1550448
Doesn't work, they still have to be alive.

Keep in mind, Frankizka cannot cast spells, shapeshift, and will be vulnerable to sunlight if she's low on blood.
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>>1550459
"bad idea" are the words that discourage weak men. I challenge them
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So our options are
A. Charlemagne who's standard but that will piss of Svana and her parents
B. Claw who's good at stealth but trying to suppress his autism
C. Vasura who can convince people but will probably need lewd write-inS
D. Franzizka who is really fucking weak right now
E. A crippled and traumatized Minotaur named Chrysoula
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>>1550476
F. D̨͓̫̤E͡ͅA̘͡T̤͔̼H̫͍ͅ
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>>1550502
I say we either go with Claw or Charlemagne, possibly more so the formersince Charlemagne has a wedding to plan.
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Going with claw in 15 minutes anons.
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>>1550548
claw...
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>>1550333
>...Maybe you can get Frankizka to do this for you... (Frankizka does this!)
>>
Alright, let's just do a roll call.

>Claw.
>Frankizka.
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>>1550570
Claw
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>>1550570
>>Claw.
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Claw it is.

You of course, pass the job off to Claw...

You are now Claw, and you just got told it's your job... No, duty, to save some girl in distress!

You haven't the slightest clue who she is, why you need to save her, or anything remotely like that, but how hard can it be?

Well, you shouldn't say that. Who knows...

Either way, you haven't the slightest clue to even start. Well, save looking around in her room... That could be a good start.

Actions

>...Investigate her room!
>Maybe her father has a few ideas on where she went off to?
>...How about you just ask around?
>Write-in
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>>1550630
>>...Investigate her room!
What are the chances Claw gets a waifu out of this?
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>>1550630
>...Investigate her room!

>>1550645
>Claw
>Ever getting a woman
Pffft... all that he needs to survive are his vidya games and miniatures.
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You of course, investigate her room.

It um...

For some reason the door's kinda locked.

Shit.

You um...
You don't exactly have a key.

You awkwardly stand there for a moment, thinking about how to get in without looking like a pervert... You um... You don't exactly like the idea of sneaking into the room of a woman you don't know. Liz would be angry. That other really nice girl would be angry...

You sweatily consider this moral dilemma...

Actions

>...You um... Maybe you can try to lockpick the door?
>Try to get to the ceiling and break in from there?
>...Maybe you can ask around for a key?
>...Why don't you try to open a window and crawl up in there?
>Maybe you can break the door down?
>...Don't do it. It's a bad idea.
>Write-in
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>>1550682
>>...You um... Maybe you can try to lockpick the door?
We have slime claws which should do the trick
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>>1550682
>...You um... Maybe you can try to lockpick the door?
Watch out for any LEGOs that might be laying around. Those are legit deadly af
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You shift to have a pair of claws... They um... Well, they're losing their gelatinious aspect... But honestly you like it like this... You know, um... More stable. Less bouncy. Also, less transparent...

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if Claw can worry about entering a woman's bedroom... He's never been in one before! It's... Honestly, this could end very badly!
+1 if he can think how Liz and Vasura are going to crucify him for this, and worry over this.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1550711
What if she's in there, naked! What would I do then?!
They would HATE me for going in here, but its not like I have a choice!
>>
Rolled 8 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1550711
>>
Allowing samefag anons, if you can worry further over how angry Vasura and Liz would be at hearing about this!
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1550724
>Oh Fenrir. What if Liz or that Nazi looking lady take away my imperial guard because of this. I have them all just the way I want them
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9+4=13

You manage to get the door open and look around inside...

It um... Seems like whoever living in here is... Really small. Lots of tiny clothes...

That sort of thing.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to look around.

+1 if you can find a way to keep your rooting around... Well, not noticed by everyone else.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1550784
Close the door and seal the cracks with a thin layer of slime
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>>1550718
>>1550791
>3
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Allowing samefagging.
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Rolled 1 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1550784
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>>1550808
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Critical Failure.

You poke around her room, and after opening a small drawer of woman's lingerie, you completely ignore it and open another one and...

Oh God.

It's...

Holy shit there's fucking miniatures. And rulebooks in Latin!

Oh God you have to find out more...


A few hours later.

You plop a large Latin-to-Swedish dictionary on a table, and try to learn this strange rulebook about this weird tabletop game. It's kind of weird, but really cool. Apparently the kobold units get fucking amazing tanks and...

Wait.

Weren't you doing something?

Oh, right...
You look over the well-made and delicately painted miniatures... Just as well painted as your guardsmen which you have invested far too much time into...

Wow.

Roll me a 1d14 for how much time Claw wastes.

One roll please.
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Rolled 2 (1d14)

>>1550834
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>>1550842
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You waste two hours going over the tabletop game before you come to your senses and realize you kind um... Well, got distracted.

You quickly get back to working.

Roll me another 1d20+4 anons.

+2 if Claw can try his best to focus and not get distracted.
+1 if he can try to not think about how cool the tabletop looked...
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1550852
Grab something and mess around with it in your hands to use that nervous energy
Its not nearly as cool as Warhammer and I don't have to use a dictionary when I play that!
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Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1550852
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>>1550866
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Critical Success!

You manage to find something interesting...

A um...

Well, there seems to be a hole in the floorboards... It um, seems like someone was digging .

Huh.

Actions

>Climb down and follow the hole!
>Get some help from that nice lady and maybe Frankizka?
>...Maybe you shouldn't go down... Chicken out.
>Write-in
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>>1550922
>Climb down and follow the hole!
My guess is it's either Gnomes or Drow. Probably the Gnomes seem they seem more sophisticated like when they ambushed us at the diner.
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>>1550922
>>Climb down and follow the hole!
>>
Anons sure you want to follow the hole alone?
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>>1550956
We'll be fine
>>
You of course, go down alone.

You eventually crawl through the hole to find yourself at the city sewers. There seems to be excavation equipment which you've never really seen before.

You decide to follow it.

Roll me a 1d20+5 anons.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1550988
>>
Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1550988
>>
Allowing a samefag.
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Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1551059
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9+5=14

You follow the excavation machines and parts and wires down the tunnel...

The parts are a bit strange, and seem to be electric and being charged from a rather high-tech generator. There's about three, painted a variety of colors. A blue, red, and white one, each making a humming sound.

Eventually the wire splits... The center wire goes into what seems to be a dug out tunnel.

Actions

>Follow the red wire to the left.
>Follow the white wire to the right.
>Follow the blue wire to the center.
>Try to cut the wires?
>Write-in
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>>1551175
>>Follow the red wire to the left.
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>>1551175
>Follow the red wire to the left.
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Anons sure you want to follow the red wire to the left?
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>>1551200
My gut tells by white wire since that would seem to be of a higher value to me but I'll vote red to move things along
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>>1551200
No?
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>>1551200
I'll change to white
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>>1551209
This, seems like it'll be safer...
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Anons sure about white?
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>>1551228
Blue it is then!
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>>1551228
Is there any word for this other than railroading?
>blue
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>>1551228
I feel white leads to whatever's in charge. Go with white.
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Anons sure about blue?
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>>1551275
Stop stalling
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>>1551275
Yes. Seeing as we've now been uncertain about all 3 colours.


To be frank I kinda want to go back and grab a few of our palace guards to support us in the tunnels but still, I stick with blue as my colour choice.
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>>1551275
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>>1551282
>>1551281

I'm just making sure.

Anyways, you go towards the blue wire...

Roll me a 1d8 anons.
First roll please.
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Rolled 8 (1d8)

>>1551293
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>>1551296
Oh
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>>1551296
...Is that good or bad?
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It um...

You accidently fell into a hole and hit your head. It um... Kind of knocked you out, but you're back on your feet!

...But apparently underground.

You look up and there's absolutely no light. You must of been here for a while... Or maybe you're just below ground too much for light...

You um.... You're also kind of lost apparently.

You do however, notice something particular... A fragement of ripped clothes. You seem to be hot on the trail!

Roll me a 1d20+4 anons. This is to stay on the trail!

+1 if you can think about what this Clevita girl is like...
>>
Rolled 19 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1551315
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>>1551315
>Probably a cute nerd, seeing that she has all that tabletop stuff
No need to roll
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I'm passing out anons, sorry.

New thread tommorow.

Also... Are anons trying to make Clevita Claw's waifu?
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>>1551348
No. That'd be difficult to pull off and any benefits wouldn't be substantial enough. Clevita isn't deserving to be matched with Claw.
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