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"So tell me exactly what you're doing?" Rowen asks, note pad in hand as I lay ontop of the inn's roof with my hammer sitting next to me as I soak up some sun to try and wake up just a little bit faster since I've been sleeping like a rock lately, and have had some trouble getting up and staying awake lately.

"What does it look like?" I ask grumpily as I roll over onto my stomach, instantly get uncomfortable as my chest gets all squished up and roll over again, ending up near the edge of the building. My tail drags off the side and hangs there as I close my eyes and sighs.

"Sunbathing?" She says, sitting next to me as I grumble angrily and sit up, suddenly feeling awake from this "thrilling" conversation "Hmm, well I guessed as much, but everyone knows dragons like to do that"

"Why are you up here anyways? I'm just trying to wake up" I say angrily, still feeling tired and worn out

"Couldn't you take a shower or something?" She asks glancing at me a I stand up and look for a spot in the garden where I won't smash anyone if I jump off from here "You could always try coffee? I'd love to see what coffee does to a dragon"

"Yvvy was taking her morning shower" I say with a sigh "those take awhile and I didn't want to bother her when she's just trying to start her day, so I came up here"

"You didn't take a shower yet?" Rowen says, taking a step back as I glare at her

"I sleep in fire, trust me all I smell like is ash" I say happily "I'd recommend it if it wouldn't kill ya"

"I think I'd have to pass even then" She says dully as she walks up next to me and looks up at me in surprise "but you're right, you do just smell like ash"

"See?" I say with a somewhat smug smile as she flashes one back

"Then again, you still did back when your root addiction was still just a smoking habit" She says mockingly as my smile vanishes

"Tch, this smells entirely different than cigarette smoke" I say wrapping my tail around myself "your nose is messed up"

"I wonder what our old school would think if they heard May "Monster Hunter" Mcnarren was worrying about her looks and....scent" She says glancing at me with a twinkle in her eye "or that she was enjoying herself so much out here"

"You're bringing this up for a reason aren't you?" I ask suspiciously, grinding my fangs as she giggles

"Yeah, thought I should tell you they're coming over on a field trip or something, apparently jessie is having a fit because her farm is one of the places they're visiting" Rowen says, still chuckling as her tail curls up in amusement "Oh, and the golem was looking for you or any of us apparently, she might need help with something"

I sigh and hang my head, well at least I don't have to run into them and....wait fuck, I still need to return the stuff I grave robbed back to those shitty gods. Tch, fantastic
cont
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>>1521345

What do I do?
[] Ask Rowen if she wants the story of a life time
[] See if Yvette is done in the shower
[] Head to go meet those damn gods again
[] See what sieg needs help with
[] Go to the lion's den
[] Hang out with someone I know *who*
[] Confront MY past, and do my best to make sure people know I've changed a bit
[] Laugh, and ask why jess is so worried? not like anyone can say a farm is messy or anything
[] write in
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>>1521349
>[] Ask Rowen if she wants the story of a life time
>[] See if Yvette is done in the shower
>[] Head to go meet those damn gods again

Get this done, then go and help Jess out with the field trip, or help Seig, or both.
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>>1521349
>[] See if Yvette is done in the shower
>[] Head to go meet those damn gods again
>[] Laugh, and ask why jess is so worried? not like anyone can say a farm is messy or anything

This should take an hour tops, just drop off the shit we stole, chat with Odin a bit and leave. Still plenty of time to help out Sieg and hide Jessie.
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>>1521352
>[] Laugh, and ask why jess is so worried? not like anyone can say a farm is messy or anything
That also something we can do.

I just want to bring Rowen along, so that she can find out that she's a legend too!
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>>1521349
>[] Ask Rowen if she wants the story of a life time
>[] See if Yvette is done in the shower
>[] Head to go meet those damn gods again
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>>1521345
>[] Ask Rowen if she wants the story of a life time
>[] See if Yvette is done in the shower
>[] Head to go meet those damn gods again
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>>1521349
>[] See if Yvette is done in the shower
>[] Head to go meet those damn gods again
with Yvette
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>>1521345
Omake: Economy

"So... how does the cash work around here? Since gold and silver are so cheap." The sheep girl with the wool literally made of gold asked.

"We use runestones and paper money.The paper money and the runestones are enchanted." The white dragon girl said smiling.

"Then why... you dragons still collect treasure if it's worth so little around here due to magic turning hay inyo gold and that?"

"Is instinct, plus sleeping over a hoard is wonderful."

"Okay." The sheep girl gold wool then turned just golden. "Doesn't mean I will stop using this spell any time soon. I don't want to turn into an international incident like... you know who."

"The poor goose girl that laid golden eggs? Yeah, we hand to sent the big guns to rescue her... it was really a mess. Thankfully we didn't end nuked. Back then Monster Island wasn't as protected as it is today."

"So... who actually rules the island? No one outside seems to know."

"We have an administration council. No one is declared King or queen or given a title or even paid... because we have a lot of Legends with too big an ego... so only those who really care work on it." The white dragon then hug the sheep girl "How is the school going?"

"Terrible as usual, I do not know how you convinced me to teach to those darn brats."

"Because what really shines on you is not the wool but your golden heart?"

"Oh very funny, just for that you are paying dinner tonight."

****

AN: The golden fleece sheep and the white dragon who fights with that Welsh red dragon.
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>>1521388
>the white dragon who fights with that Welsh red dragon.

Oh yeah, I did a couple stories with her.
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"Hey Rowen? Want the story of a life time?" I ask as I take a step back before hopping off of the roof, aiming for some of the grass besides the walkways where no one is hanging around to end up under me.

I glance up at her as she scrambles over to the edge, her eyes filled with curiosity and demanding excitement.

"Like you'd know anything I don't, its my job to know what's going on in this city" she says, her tail puffying up as she looks more unsure of herself than ever before, even when I used to beat her to a pulp she'd have some kind of certainty behind her smile and smugness in her eyes, but not now

"Fine fine, waste this golden opportunity I'm giving you, I'm just trying to be nice and keep you from pissing off our old peers" I say, glancing over my shoulder as I see her running down the side of the wall, scampering like the squirell she is, rushing to my side with a huff "Oh so you're coming then? thought you knew everything"

"Well its at least worth checking out, might've missed something" She says, crossing her arms with a huff as I open one of the glass doors leading into the see through hallway leading to Yvette's and my room "I mean I still can't get into the lion's den after all....is this about that!? what's going on in there?"

"No no, its not about something in this city" I say, with a smile as Rowen frowns and groans

"Does it have to do with Yvette? people don't care about where she's tickilish or has a bookmark, also pretty sure she'd be more than a little ticked off if you" Rowen begins to say before I shake my head

"No, it isn't about her, but we need her to take us there" I say smiling as Rowen pouts and crosses her arm again

"People don't care about what weird rock or whatever you found either, they need excitment and" Rowen rants as I push the door open just enough to look in

"Hey sweetie, you decent?" I ask as I walk inside the room, seeing Yvvy in the kitchen trying to make some frosting that smells very heavily of ginger

"Oh yes, thanks for asking" She says turning around, her eyes still closed "I'm just making some frosting now, want to try some"

"Oh sure" I say, walking over to her and the bowl, dipping my finger in it as she holds up a spoon with a tired smile and a sigh, I laugh and shrug "Sorry, couldn't wait, but this is really good yvvy"

"Its fine, I still love you" she says teasingly as she turns to Rowen and smiles "hey Row, want some?"

"Later, not really a fan of ginger" She says as I growl behind her and shake my head "You aren't supposed to chew on whole roots of it"

Yvvy blushes and so do I as our minds wander to other places

"Anyways, May said you can show me the story of a lifetime" She says as Yvette looks at me with a judging look and I smile, clapping my hand together as I make a show of begging

"Come on, it'd put her over the moon" I say grabbing my girl's hand as she sighs and starts to glow, scooping up Rowen as she looks a little confused
cont
>>1521388
Good shit man
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>>1521418

"Fine, but keep her safe up their" Yvette says as Rowen tries to ask what we're talking about, before a dull greenish blue light washes over us, right as I grab the bag of stuff I took that I've been leaving sitting on the counter.

Roll 1d20+ Durability
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1521419
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Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1521419
Ooh boy.
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Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1521419
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Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1521419
Wooo
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>>1521398
>>1521418

Goldie is a druid, since gold is such an important component in druidic magic and she gets it just shaving her wool. And is not like she sells it for cash since the exchange rate of gold in monster island is terrible.And no, she still can't do the super strength potion from Asterix and Obelix but she is working on it.
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Now, I'm used to screaming. I mean I'm a trouble maker and enjoy beating heads when there's a good excuse for violence. And I especially know the screams of both the girls with me, Rowen because I spent years using her as my punching bag, and Yvette because well...she's a screamer. But I have never heard the former scream this shrilling and loudly, it actually gives me a headache and makes me wonder if she's dying or seeing something terrifying that I can't. I know she's terrified about the near instant trip, because she grabs onto me and holds onto me for the entirety of it, and Yvette hugs us bother, whimpering as she makes sure not to let either of us drop in the second that feels like an hour.

I hit warm, hard dirt. And Yvette falls ontop of me and Rowen, making her yelp in pain.

"What happened, where are we? Where am I?!" Rowen squeaks in a blind panic

What do I say
[] Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead
[] Hell, we're in hell
[] don't worry, you're not in danger
[] In the middle of a sexy sandwich
[] Calm down, I took you to a place you won't believe
[] Oh Yvvy just took us to another world
[] get her off of me before she loses her lunch
[] OOoooi Magni, Mooi, I got your shit
[] Hey, hey are you alright?
[] Helloooo anyone home
[] Bwahaha after a thousand years, I, nidhoggr return to...eh no ones here to hear that
[] write in
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>>1521454
>[] Hell, we're in hell
>[] OOoooi Magni, Mooi, I got your shit
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>>1521454
>[] Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead
>[] Calm down, I took you to a place you won't believe
>[] Oh Yvvy just took us to another world
>[] Hey, hey are you alright?
>[] Helloooo anyone home
>[] In the middle of a sexy sandwich
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>>1521454
>[] In the middle of a sexy sandwich
>[] Oh Yvvy just took us to another world
>[] Hey, hey are you alright?
>[] Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead
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>>1521454
>[] In the middle of a sexy sandwich
>[] Oh Yvvy just took us to another world
>[] Hey, hey are you alright?
>[] Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead
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>>1521454
>[] In the middle of a sexy sandwich
>[] Oh Yvvy just took us to another world
>[] Hey, hey are you alright?
>[] Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead

"Do you want to get a kiss to make the bobo go away?"
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>>1521454
>[] In the middle of a sexy sandwich
>[] Oh Yvvy just took us to another world
>[] Hey, hey are you alright?
>[] Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead
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"In the middle of a sexy sandwich" I say without missing a beat, watching both Rowen and Yvette turn bright red while I just giggle and lay down in the middle of the grasses flowing around me

"Be serious!" Rowen yells as Yvette picks herself up with her roots and puts her hands on her face, looking quite pleased with my little compliment

"Oh Maaay....well maybe you should explain it to her?" She says, looking around the field we're in as she wraps her roots back into her legs and walks around to my side with a smile on her face

Rowen sits up and looks around,her eyes go wide with panic, confusion and a bit of field as she screams "Where the hell are we! what just happened!"

"Oh Yvvy just took us to another world" I say, picking her up as I sit up, setting her down in front of me so she isn't sitting on top of me anymore.

"WHAT?! HOW CAN YOU BE SO CASUAL ABOUT THAT? AND HOW CAN SHE DO THAT?" Rowen yells, her glasses falling off as she starts to hyperventilate, chewing at her nails in her panic

"I don't know, I guess its because I'm the world tree I'm connected to lots of places" Yvette says, walking up to the poor little squirrel, putting a hand on her shoulder "it really isn't that scary"

"Yeah, are you alright?" I ask, looking down at Rowen as Yvvy hands her her glasses back

"Yes...as alright as I can be learning that there's worlds besides our own and you two have apparenlty been running off to them for what? fun?" She says as she holds her face in her hands shaking "I..I can't publish this! people will think I'm crazy if I put this in my paper! this is the biggest find I've ever had and I didn't bring my....hey could we go back and get something real quick?"

"Well we've only done it once, and...well it was kind of on accident" Yvette says softly as Rowen looks at us in disbelief

"What? we know its not dangerous here"I say swing my hammer onto my shoulder "Besides if it does get dangerous, I have that"

"....yeah that's real reassuring, but where are we?" Rowen asks, calmly down surprisingly quickly, guess her inner reporter has finally came out

"Oh no where too bad, in fact we're probably mostly alone here" Yvette says, not wanting to say we're in the former realm of the honored dead

"Valhalla, but don't worry we're not dead" I say as Rowen pauses and claps her hand together

"Well, that makes sense since you two are nidhoggr and Yggdrasil...or were' She says, writing some notes down before she looks around "Hmm...really wish I had my camera right now, can we go back and get it?"

What do I do?
[] Get her camera
[] Try and find my old corpse to show off
[] OI, gods where the hell are ya
[]Tell her we can do it later, there's stuff I need to do right now
[] Explain that I'm not exactly popular with the few people here, so I have to hurry up here
[]....You know your cellphone can take pictures right?
[]Oh come on, just bask in the fact you've experienced some serious magic
[] write in
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>>1521559
>[] Try and find my old corpse to show off
[] Get her camera
[]Oh come on, just bask in the fact you've experienced some serious magic
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>>1521559
>[]Oh come on, just bask in the fact you've experienced some serious magic
>[] Get her camera
>[] Try and find my old corpse to show off
>[] OI, gods where the hell are ya

Make sure to drop the bag of loot before we pop out, don't want the gods making any assumptions.
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>>1521559
>[] Try and find my old corpse to show off
>[]....You know your cellphone can take pictures right?
>[]Oh come on, just bask in the fact you've experienced some serious magic
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>>1521559
>[]....You know your cellphone can take pictures right
>Next time I'll give you a chance to bring your nice Camera, now do you want to see my corpse?
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>>1521559
>[]....You know your cellphone can take pictures right
>Next time I'll give you a chance to bring your nice Camera, now do you want to see my corpse?
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"Oh come on!" I shout as I put my arm around her shoulder, grinning widely as she slumps over and keeps looking sorry for herself "Just bask in the face you've experienced some serious magic!"

"Why should I? I can't show anyone that I did, and no one will believe me if I just said I came here" She groans, looking actually depressed because of this "this is like torture for me"

"Well you still have your cellphone right? if having pictures means that much to you just use that" Yvvy says helpfully as Rowen sits down to sulk

"So I can take blurry pictures?" She says sadly "yeah, no one would beileve that"

"I mean, Carla, Annie, and Sieg would at least" I say dully as Rowen smirks for just a second "look, its not like we can only came here once, Next time I'll give you a chance to bring your nice camera, Now do you want to see my corpse"

"What? your...nidhoggr!?" She yells, sounding excited again as Yvette frowns

"Are you sure? You got pretty torn up last time you found it" She says, grabbing my hand and holding it tightly as she looks up at me with sad eyes

"I've come to terms with the fact that old me was a cunt, I'll be fine" I say as she frowns and keeps holding my hand

roll 1d20+shards of fate
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1521634
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Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1521634
>>1521640

Good thing we have that omake.
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1521634
>>1521634
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1521634
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>>1521640
Reeeeeroll!
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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1521634
Oh boy
>>1521640
OH BOY
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>>1521647
Yep, reroll time.
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Rerollo?

[] yes 1 1d20
[] nahnah
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Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1521656
>[] yes 1 1d20
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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1521656
>[] yes 1 1d20

Please and thank you.
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1521656
>[] yes 1 1d20
Oh my yes.
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"See!" I yell, staring up at the bare white bones and dirty black scales sitting on top of the cliff, my hands stuffed into my jean's pockets as I glance back at the Awed Rowen and terribly worried looking Yvette "I told you I could find it, might've only came here once, But I never forget where I've been unless I've had a real good or bad time"

"Wow....that's actually, amazing" Rowen says rubbing her chin as she glances at me "Still its...a little weird how cool you are about this"

Yvette holds my hand tighter, but doesn't say a word.

"Hey, what can I say" I say shrugging "I think its cool"

"Yeah, but still I'm worried you'll have another episode around it" Yvvy says under her breath as I frown and hug her to try my best to reassure her as Rowen investigates the "Staircase" I made to get up and down the cliff the last time I was here, trying her best to sketch it I think?

What do I do?
[] take her up to the skeleton
[] tell her how I died, in chilling detail
[] find the gods before they find us
[] try to drop off the stuff I took without having to meet those guys again 1d20+guile
[] Ask Yvvy if she wants to see if we can find any part of her old self
[] Tell rowen I made that, and demonstrate my magic 1d20+magic
[] write in
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1521709
[] try to drop off the stuff I took without having to meet those guys again 1d20+guile
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1521709
>[] tell her how I died, in chilling detail
>[] Ask Yvvy if she wants to see if we can find any part of her old self
>[] try to drop off the stuff I took without having to meet those guys again 1d20+guile
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>>1521709
[] take her up to the skeleton
[] Ask Yvvy if she wants to see if we can find any part of her old self
[] find the gods before they find us
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>>1521726
We still have two rerolls right? Sorry.
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Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1521709
>[] try to drop off the stuff I took without having to meet those guys again 1d20+guile
>Loot more
>>1521726
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>>1521726
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>>1521726
Can't help youself huh? Reroll.

I would rather meet the gods.
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>>1521743
Yep, looks like it's going to be one of those threads.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1521709
>[] tell her how I died, in chilling detail
>[] Ask Yvvy if she wants to see if we can find any part of her old self
>[] try to drop off the stuff I took without having to meet those guys again 1d20+guile
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>>1521743
what's the context?
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>>1521762
Heros from an older thread. They rolled 1s in near unison. Draw anon immortalized them

ANYWAYS
reroll?
[] YEAH 1 1d20
[] NOPE
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Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1521776
>[] YEAH 1 1d20

Sorry again
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>>1521776
>[] YEAH 1 1d20
I would rather avoid a fight.
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>>1521782
Well... and then May was a ninja...
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1521776
>yeah
At least they didn't roll 4 1's in a row one
>>1521782
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>>1521782
Praise be to the dice gods and their bipolar fuckery!
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>>1521726
>>1521782
I step out for a quick shower and CUA bipolar dice rolls strike again
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>>1521782
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A little sad we are going to be so blunt about our death. Poor Rowan doesn't need that.

Besides any searching for the World tree might mean we run across evidence of a squirel and an epithany. She's going to suffer it rough.
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>>1521824
The gods don't want to kill us. They sure as hell don't like us, but they're not going to kill us. We're returning their shit and that's all they really wanted.
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>>1521839
Not really what I was talkong about.

Though I would love to have meet them again to interact corroborate the idea that Rowan is in fact a legend.
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>>1521846
Well, I've got nothing then. My knowledge of actual Norse mythology is sketchy at best so I'm probably missing something about what we're about to do.
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"Hey Yvvy, want to try to find some parts of the old you to? I mean a tree that big has had to have left a mark around here somewhere around here" I say happily, leaning against her and wrapping my tail around her legs as I brush the sides of my largest horns against her gently. She frowns and wraps her arm around me, watching Rowen continue to try her best to record what she's seeing with her little, checker patterned phone.

"I don't think I'm ready, I don't want to go through what you did" she says quietly "if there's anything even for me to remember since...unlike you I was just a tree back then"

"Yeah, but wouldn't it be cool to make a mixing bowl out of yourself, maybe some measuring cups" I say, giggling with a smile I make as sick as possible, but Yvvy just laughs and hugs me tighter

"Somethings wrong with you I swear" She chuckles as I blush and shrug

"Hey, I'm the girl who gave her girlfriend a piece of her old skin as a present, if you think about it" I say teasingly as she giggles and nods

"And chews on her legs for fun" She says, lowering her voice a bit as I hang my head "Oh don't worry, I'm not mad or anything"

"So I take it that's a no for the Yvette brand bowl, then?" I ask sweetly as she shakes her head

"Maybe another time, you still have to return the stuff you stole, after all" She says softly so Rowen can't hear me "You remember which ones you stole from"

My eye twitches as I wonder why I should, before remembering why I came back here in the first place

"Yeah, of course I do, HEY rowen we're heading to the halls, want to see a lot of dead people?" I ask, making her jump

"Oh, I thought we were going to go look at your corpse closer" She says, turning back leaning against the stairway I made up the cliff side

"Why are both of you so grim all of a sudden" Yvvy sighs as she starts to walk away with me "We can but....May has some buisness she needs to finish"

"...what did you do?" Rowen asks as I smile
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I frown as I stare at the body I took my treasures from, a little voice in my head screaming at me to just keep what I'm holding out in front of him like I'm asking for forgiveness

....I need to give these back but I Don't want to at all

roll 1d20+Will+Humanity
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1521921
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>>1521921
We did roll a twenty to return the stuff like a ninja, why we need another roll?
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1521921
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>>1521949
Because we're a dragon, giving loot back goes against our nature.
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>>1521949
Because
>>1521953
You have -1 humanity, meaning you're hoarding tendencies kicked in.
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>>1521953
But we did roll a twenty to just do that! If the GM wanted two rolls ge should have asked for a 2d20 dice!
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>>1521976
No, the first roll was to sneak back into the hall without anyone noticing, and no one did. Now we're going against an intrinsic part of our being by giving shit back, that requires a different roll than sneaking in.
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>>1521968
It kicked in when we got a twenty? Shouldn't you at least wait until after we deliver the stuff back for us to want to keep it?
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1521921
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Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1521921
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>>1521989
You are delivering it right now, you're just hung up at the last moment. That is literally what you're doing!

So yes I did.
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>>1521989
That's what we're dong right now anon, returning the junk we stole. For the third time, we are a dragon, dragons don't like giving things back. This requires our will power instead of our guile, hence the second roll.
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"May?" Yvette asks, as I dig my claws into the bag I've kept the things I took, the rusted sword, that cool hammer of thor necklace and the weird drinking horn I found lying away, my things!
"Is something wrong?"

I bite my lip, grinding my fangs as I whip my tail around, tapping my foot as Rowen sticks to the door leading into the hallways looking more than a little scared at the sight before her. No no, I have to do this.But...I mean, these things are pretty cool to have around, they make for good decor but...still. I bite my lip harder, balling my hands into fists as I open the bag up and toss the sword down next to the corpse. I don't need that, its rusted and I have a better weapon anyways. I wince as I grab the Amulet and glare at it, eh the norse gods are cunts, why would I keep this around even if it pisses them off

"You can have this back" I grumble, feeling really made for some reason

"Hoarding instincts?' Yvette asks knowingly as Rowen sighs "I know how hard this is for you but....well I'll get you some things that are actually...hoardable okay? I promise"

"She has those?'She asks

I don't say a thing and just pout as I grab the drinking horn, I know this thing is special somehow....I just now it.

"Come on May, its the last thing you took, just throw it in" Yvvy says warmly "I know you can do it, just give it back, Do you really need it"

I growl, groaning as I toss the horn down where I found it as Rowen peeks into the room

"OH I'm so proud of yoooou" Yvvy says, hugging me and messing with my hair and horns as I pout

"Why'd you take all that stuff anyways?" Rowen asks

"they didn't need it" I murmur as I head for the door

What do I do?
[] go back to earth
[] find the gods
[] Explore the hall a bit
[] Smash something with my hammer, because I can
[] Ask Yvvy what she's going to get me
[] Ask Rowen if she wants to get her camera or stay here a bit
[] try and find some of yggdrasil?
[] write in
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>>1522076
See what other worlds Yvvy can go to
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>>1522076
>[] find the gods

Be sure to pout the whole way
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>>1522076
>[] go back to earth
>[] find the gods
>[] Explore the hall a bit
>[] Ask Yvvy what she's going to get me

Do this and then head home.
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>>1522076
>[] Ask Rowen if she wants to get her camera or stay here a bit
>[] Ask Yvvy what she's going to get me
>[] try and find some of yggdrasil?
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>>1522076
>[] find the gods
>[] Explore the hall a bit
>[] Ask Yvvy what she's going to get me
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>>1522076
[] go back to earth

We have a golem to turn into a real woman, remember?
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"So what are you going to get me anyways?" I ask a little bluntly, as my girlfriend just giggles and wraps my arms around my neck, making me slump over from her weight as she lays on my back, while Rowen walks along looking through all the pictures she took with her phone, only pausing to glance up to make sure she isn't going to trip over anything or everyone.

"Well, I don't think you'd want to sleep on monster movies....hmm I'll think about it, but I'll be sure to get you something nice okay?" She says, leaning a bit closer to me as I feel my cheeks starting to burn a bit.

"Sure, but tell me when you figure out what you're going to get me, alright?" I ask glancing back at her, getting surprised with a kiss. She just giggles and gives me once last squeeze before she lets me go

"I will, don't worry" She says as she glances over at Rowen's phone "So did you get any good pictures row"

"A few, but I'd prefer to have my camera this phone doesn't have any resolution or" She says as she walks right into magni's chest, his teeth flashing under his red beard as he grins widely then frowns as he sees me "EH?!"

"Oh, a pretty face walking around with you...guess you did live up to your promise after all" He says as Mooi smiles and walks up behind him, his blonde hair shining in the sun "Have to say I'm surprised"

"Dragons don't give up their treasures easily" He says frowning "Might need to check those for a curse"

"Tch please? curses? Come on they're dead and I have no idea how to do that" I say dully as Mooi shrugs "Not like there's anyone else who'd robe them anyways, so even if I could what's the point"

"You're right there" He says turning to his brother who's staring at the utterly confused Rowen

"She did what you two wanted and you're still acting like this?" Yvette sighs as Magni glances over at us

"Her old self brought the end, for the world and you, why should we be polite to a dragon?" He asks "Especially Nidhoggr"

"She has proven herself to be more trustworthy than that old wrym" Mooi says softly "it might not be a spiteful ploy but...well our only other meeting was rather sour"

"What...who are' Rowen tries to ask, taken off guard as the brothers turn to her.

"Oh" Magni says as he realizes something "oh, You are Ratatoskr, haha, I did not imagine you'd return so"

He grabs the hands of the confused Rowena as Yvette glares at him

"Lovely" He says, making her stammer...I mean I can see why, she's probably overwhelmed by what she was just told, hell I'm a little taken a back that SHE of all people is a legend, but it makes sense if I remember the story about her and the old me right. Still this is...really surprising.

"....That squirrel only brings trouble" Mooi says calmly, his eyes falling down on the hammer I've been dragging around "Oh? What's that then? I don't think I saw any weapon like that in the final battle"

"Huh?" Magni asks, turning around, dragging Rowen with him as he's still holding her hands

cont
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>>1522223
"Did you steal that as well then?"

"No no, at least not from the dead" Mooi says, reaching for it "It doesn't carry the scent of blood either"

"Hey could you maybe let go of Rowen" Yvvy says angrily "And stop being such a horndog? You literally just met her and you're already trying to seduce her"

"I..I" Rowen stammers, still unable to process what's happening "is...is a god flirting with me"

"They tried with us before they remembered who we were" I say with a smug smile as Magni glares at me, and Mooi hangs his head seeming a little ashamed.

"Obviously I was blinded from the centuries of being without woman" Magni says, staring at me as Mooi laughs

"Well, not like we'd have any chance with these two anyways" He says turning to me as well "But may I see that hammer?I'd like a closer look at it"

"And you wonder why may was so rude to you" Yvette groans "Also maybe let go of her hands?"

"Oh, I honestly forgot" Magnis says as Rowen wiggles her fingers

"I can't feel my hands" She squeaks as Mooi smiles

What do I say?
[] Please don't make moves on my friend, She's not much of a people person
[] Why? its mine
[] You guys really need a date, like bad.
[] Hey can I meet the rest of the gods that are still alive? Kind of bored
[] Listen, I just want to bury this hatchet already
[] Magni you're a cunt
[] Oh sure, just give it back
[] Yeah, lets leave now, before I get mad
[] Oh? Saorsa? a friend of mine made it, it has my blood and Yvette's roots in it.
[] Hey Rowen, if you give birth to any gods can I name them?
[] Wasn't killing the old me enough?
[] Hmm, you seem at least a little nicer than last time...not you magni
[] oh? Scared its stronger than what your dad was packing?
[] write in
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>>1522254
>[] Hey can I meet the rest of the gods that are still alive? Kind of bored
>[] Listen, I just want to bury this hatchet already
>[] Oh? Saorsa? a friend of mine made it, it has my blood and Yvette's roots in it.
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>>1522254
[] Let's take these two to a place were thry will meet all the girls they want... like monster island.

"You know Yvvy maybe we could take them home, then they could date any girl they want..."
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>>1522254
>[] Please don't make moves on my friend, She's not much of a people person.
>[] Listen, I just want to bury this hatchet already
>[] Oh? Saorsa? a friend of mine made it, it has my blood and Yvette's roots in it.
>[] Wasn't killing the old me enough
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>>1522254
>[] Please don't make moves on my friend, She's not much of a people person.
>[] Listen, I just want to bury this hatchet already
>[] Oh? Saorsa? a friend of mine made it, it has my blood and Yvette's roots in it.
>[] Wasn't killing the old me enough
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>>1522254
>[] Please don't make moves on my friend, She's not much of a people person
>[] Yeah, lets leave now, before I get mad
>[] Why? its mine

>Look, I don't care about you guys or any of this really. I gave back your shit, maybe you can try to be a little nicer? And never touch one of my friends again. If you're so starved for attention, just go down to the mortal world like the rest, we're all having an alright time of it.
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>>1522284
This would be fun...
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>>1522254
>[] Oh? Saorsa? a friend of mine made it, it has my blood and Yvette's roots in it.
>[] Hey Rowen, if you give birth to any gods can I name them?
>[] oh? Scared its stronger than what your dad was packing?
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>>1522284
Adding this
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>>1522254
you know what
>>1522284
add this to my vote

I hope we can also get king Arthur somehow since the welsh dragons are around, show him the Japanese interpretation of him.
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>>1522284
I'll add this as well


>>1522334
Heh, that'd be hilarious, especially since he would probably reincarnated into a girl like everyone else. A shame he doesn't count as a monster.
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>>1522351
Unless we take the "Dragon heart" thing literally.
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>>1522363
Or Merlin got up to even greater fuckery than was recorded in the legend.
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>>1522371
Arthur chan being the daughter of a dragon?

I mean monster girls are already having kids so...
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>>1522392
Eh, this world is a strange and wonderfully fucked place. Weirder things have happened...
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>>1522396
What I mean is, Arthur-chan is reborn as a dragon girl baby because her new mother is a dragon woman.
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>>1522404
Yeah I knew that, I was just saying that it wasn't the weirdest thing to happen in this setting, and is therefore possible.
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"Please don't make moves on my friends, she's not much of a people person" I say keeping my eyes on mooi as he keeps his on my hammer, following it as I lift up and then hold it out

"HEY!" Rowen yells at me, sounding flustered as Magni chuckles

"She hasn't complained" He says confidently as Yvette's eyes narrow and she crosses her arms

"You haven't given her a chance to" She says sternly "you kind of blew her mind just now, since we didn't know she was...well a legend"

"Yeah I'm a little shocked about that" Rowen squeaks "and the fact a god is flirting with me, its a little too much"

"Hmm well then I'll give you a chance to come to terms with it first" He says crossing his arms as he turns away from her "And what are you doing"

I stop raising and lowering my hammer to see if Mooi will follow it and smile

"Oh, just showing off my hammer" I say a little smugly as Magni raises his eyebrow

"Yes, I was asking about that" Mooi says as his brother remains silent "where did you get such a weapon"

"Oh? Saorsa? a friend of mine made it" I say, slamming it into the ground, making the stones crack and both the brother's frown "it has my blood and Yvette's roots in it"

"Hmm, interesting combination" Mooi says, crouching down to get a better look at it "Kind of like a promise of marriage, isn't it...what sort of power does it hold?"

"Who knows, it has part of the world tree and the blood of the creature that has and will bring Ragnarok" Magni says calmly "It is masterfully crafted though, who exactly is your friend"

"Oh, she's just a golem" Yvette says before I can answer "And no, she wouldn't be interested, used to be a boy"

"Of course" Magni says as Mooi barely pays attention

"At least she wouldn't be related to us" Blondie murmurs, getting a dirty look from his brother

"So have you calmed down" Magni asks rowen again as she shakes her head "....it isn't that much of a revelation, did you really not have any idea at all"

"I don't study norse myths" She squeaks "I mean, I didn't research anything about"

Magni frowns and shrugs "Well, when adjust I won't be anywhere else but here"

"Hey, why do you think I'll end the world again?" I ask as little angrily as Mooi keeps staring at the my hammer, tracing his hand over the markings Sieg put on it

"Its your fate?" He says, looking a bit confused "Why would that change?"

"Look I just want to bury the hatchet here, that already happened there's no reason for history to repeat itself' I say bluntly as both of them look confused

"She wants to make peace with you two and the rest of the remaining asgardians" Yvette says after a long moment of silence "And yeah, why would she end the world again"

"its fate" magnis says simply

"then again, I'm fairly certain that her old self wouldn't walk so freely with these two, especially since one of them wasn't alive back then" Mooi says with a shrug "So who knows, maybe it isn't"
cont
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>>1522482
Make out noisily and messily with Yvvy right here, just to make a point to them.
Then do the same to Rowen.
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>>1522482
"No legend says I would end the world twice. Besides with how many legends are about the end of the world, even if tge world ends, why would it be Ragnarok again? Why not the Aztecs version? Or maybe a big rock falling from the sky... that one actually happened once... that's how we got the ice age and dinosaurs died. Or how about a nuclear holocaust?"
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>>1522351
>Artoria stumbles around england for a bit, looking to find a way back to the lake to retrieve his sword
>Or now, "her sword"
>"That wanker merlin never said anything about this." She mumbles to herself as she goes into a shop with the word Pendragon fandom hanging from a sign post
>Inside she notices a card board cutout of some character from a far eastern cartoon, and To her shock, Sir Galahad
>Still a man,
>that grail really worked
>"Sir Galahad? arn't you a sight for sore eyes."
>" My king," He says as his excitement turns to horror.
>"Dont tell me that the far easterners got it right." Comes from Galahad
>"I hope Merlin can shed light on this further." She says, realizing that that cutout was supposed to be her
>"At this point I hope that we dont meet him, if you are any indication."
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>>1522556
Ha ha ha, damn that would be awkward. And now I'm thinking of Mordred, shit.
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>>1522556
>>1522572

And Arthur-chan is also a ten year old dragon girl.

"Artoria, Artoria! Here you are girl don't run away like that!"

"But mooom I wanna get my sword back!"
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>>1522482

"Still I don't like taking chances with things like this" Magni says, grumpily crossing his arms "But you may have a point, but still you remember the finale day as well as I do, but maybe I'm dwelling on old wounds....still, She was the reason the world ended before"

"The old me was, I just want to try and forget about that and maybe make friends, though I doubt I will if a certain someone keeps acting like such a" I say as Magni turns back around and Rowen scurries over to me as Mooi glances up, curiously

"You were a grave robber when we first met" He says calmly, Yvette hugs me from behind "I was simply angry for the dead"

"then you treated me like the old me, and now despite everything I want to forget about that, and start again, offering a branch of peace here" I say calmly

"Perhaps we should take it, she's at least someone else to talk to"Mooi says shrugging "As rude as she may be, her and uh...Yeevet are pleasant when they're not insulted, same as anyone else, we have not tried to be kind and she seems to be as balder says...different from the old wyrm she was"

"I'll try, if she does the same" Magni says dully "Still, you know as well as I do why I hate Nidhoggr"

"Oh I do as well, but the dragon's been dead for years, she's just his soul brought back, not him or else I'd be even more insulted that Yvette fell for her" Mooi says somewhat teasingly "No offense meant to either of you of course"

"Uncle Balder told you to be nice to them didn't he" Magni asks

"Well he had a few good points and I realized they have friends they can bring up here that aren't...soured to us, even if they aren't interested we need new people to talk to, I think" Mooi says "Sorry you had to meet us like this...Rowen?"

"Yes, we're much more gentle when we're at ease"Magni says with a smile

"Uh, thanks?" She says "But maybe don't be so forward next time"

"Oh they're just desperate" Yvette says with a smirk "but I can understand that, doesn't mean they couldn't have been a little more polite about it"

Magni sighs as Mooi frowns

"it was all my brother this time" He says sounding insulted

"Tch, your eyes lit up like fire when you heard about that smith girlboy" Magni says mockingly as Mooi shrugs

"I enjoy art" He says, glancing at my hammer again

"You know Yvvy maybe we could take them home, then they could date any girl they want..." I say smiling as a look of lust washes over their face before its replaced with terror

"No, not risking that" Magni says

"Yeah, we kind of enjoy being men" Mooi laughs

"And I'm pretty sure we're not close enough to drink together yet" Magni snorts "Or if you could keep up"

"She is still a dragon" Mooi says

"How do you know you'll turn to girls if you went to earth?" Rowen asks as Yvette nods

"yeah, it just seems like paranoia to me, besides it might make us get along better if you let off some steam and....well spent some time with May when you aren't pissing her off' Yvette says
cont
>>1522556
ahahaha
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>>1522628
She's trying her best to be a good person"

"Yeah, besides what better way to bury the hatchet huh? We obviously can't stand each other sober yet" I say with a smile as Yvette looks shocked

"You drink?" She asks

"Sometimes" I say shrugging "mostly stuck too smoking be I have gotten drunk"

"I thought you would've guessed" Rowen says as Yvvy smiles

"Well I just...never thought about it" She says awkwardly as Magni and mooi sigh

"We don't know that's true" Mooi says "but...everything else has turned to a woman"

"Even the all father" Magni sighs "We didn't know the world was reborn until she stumbled home"

"So you just assume it'd be the same for you?" I ask "but you haven't died"

"Its what we fear" they say in unison

What do I say
[] Oh come on, its just reborn souls, you two need to let out some steam or else we're going to kill each other one of these days, again
[] Listen, you guys are all doom and gloom anyways, what's there too lose besides your man hood
[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious?
[] Fine, be scared. Come on lets go
[] Hey mind if I meet odin really quick
[] Well before we leave, at least promise me you'll try and keep magni from thinking I'm plotting to end the world again
[] My god, for gods you two are pussies
[] Bah, wouldn't have drunk with you two anyways
[] Can I meet balder? Balder sounds like a nice guy
[] So, Rowen I have to ask, would you?
[] Don't worry rowen, you're safe now
[] write in
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>>1522683
>[] Oh come on, its just reborn souls, you two need to let out some steam or else we're going to kill each other one of these days, again
>[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious?
>[] Hey mind if I meet odin really quick
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>>1522683
[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious
[] Can I meet balder? Balder sounds like a nice guy
[] Well before we leave, at least promise me you'll try and keep magni from thinking I'm plotting to end the world again
[] So, Rowen I have to ask, would you?
[] Don't worry rowen, you're safe now

I know y'all want it. But easing is probably easier.
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>>1522683
>[] Oh come on, its just reborn souls, you two need to let out some steam or else we're going to kill each other one of these days, again

"Hell it makes sense if the universe goes through cycles and the cycles have variations, the last one was a masculine cycle, this one is feminine."

>[] Hey mind if I meet odin really quick
>[] Can I meet balder? Balder sounds like a nice guy
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>>1522683
>[] Listen, you guys are all doom and gloom anyways, what's there too lose besides your man hood
>[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious?
>[] My god, for gods you two are pussies
>[] Well before we leave, at least promise me you'll try and keep magni from thinking I'm plotting to end the world again

*Pull Rowen in and whisper

>[] Don't worry rowen, you're safe now

>Say, is Odin around? Maybe she can come too, give you guys a familiar face at least.

And so May's "how to be a girl" class grew two sizes that day.
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>>1522683
>[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious
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>>1522683
>[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious?
>[] Fine, be scared. Come on lets go
>[] Don't worry rowen, you're safe now
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>>1522683
>[] Oh come on, its just reborn souls, you two need to let out some steam or else we're going to kill each other one of these days, again
>[] Wait if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you or is she already done being contagious?
>[] Hey mind if I meet odin really quick


"Is not like I will try to eat him, that's Fenrir."
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>>1522729
Protect the little Squirrel from the big mean Gods
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>>1522771
In our girlfriend secret lady compartment aka stuff the squirrel into Yvvy breasts.

"Here have something to warm you."
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>>1522785
I approve of this plan.
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"Wait" I say leaning against my hammer as both of them watch us, like they're worried we're going to try to force them to go "if odin just came back, wouldn't she have infected all of you? or is she already done being contagious?"

"Infected with what?" Magni asks, looking concerned as mooi grooms his mustache with his fingers looking confused

"Wait, is it a disease of some kind?" He asks as Rowen face palms and Yvette smirks "We thought you were just reborn as...this"

"Well no" I say, curling my tail around my legs as I tilt my head "But I mean...I think it only effects people who used to be monsters right? since its .....the old soul making itself known or whatever Annie said about it"

"Well I mean, how can we be so sure?" Yvette says shrugging "All we know is legends are reborn right"

"So is it just monsters finally being reborn or is it a disease that wakes up souls or...or what,this is all so confusing!" Rowen yells

"So you changed into your current forms?" Magni asks, a bit taken a back "Ah...must've been quite painful"

"Ooooh yeah it was"I say, my eyes widening as Yvvy grabs her arms and winces as Rowen holds onto her tail

"Sorry you had to suffer through that, but it made you stronger" Mooi says frowning as he scratches her chin "But now I am really confused, is this an illness or just the remains of the dead making themselves known?"

"And if its the later why is everything coming back as a woman?" Magni snorts "is it a curse or some foul trickery"

"Maybe its both?" Yvette says with a shrug "I mean it does seem to be kind of a like a sickness"

"Yeah we all know from experience, but well it does...uh" I say grabbing my head "Oh damn both of you, you've given me a headache!

"Yeah this is starting to get confusing" Rowen says "because if it only occurs from people who used to be monsters then why do people only catch it when they're....uuuuh"

"maybe its a conicidence?" Yvette asks

"that many?" I ask as Magni and Mooi frown even deeper

"And why wouldn't you just be born in your current bodies?" Magni says frowning "Also come to think of it, her horns are a bit different than the old wyrms aren't they"

"Alright, alright" Mooi says clapping his hands together "Everyone stop! Before we lose our minds or stop fighting, we have all realized something that is simply too much for us to figure out, so how about we ask the all father...and they are aren't they?

Mooi looks closer

"Yeah, Nidhoggr's old horns were much less...well more wild, they would've made you hideous, they were barely functional unlike your current set that actually work and make you look noble..." He asks glancing back to his brother "Gah, this is starting to actually make me angry, what is going on"

"I know, its one of those realizations that just presses at the mind" Magni sighs and Rowen still hides behind me

"Alright, could we move on, clearly everything about this is more complicated than we thought, and please stop talking about my girlfriend's horns"
cont
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>>1522801
Yvette says hugging my arm as the two gods laugh.

"Don't worry Rowen, you're safe now" I say, moving my tail a bit to hide her behind it, smirking as she sighs, not sure if its in relief or exasperation.

"Ah yes, we should ask odin" Mooi says nodding "Because this is...gah"

"Yeah, I'll feel cheated if I don't get an answer now" Magni says with a serious look on his face

What do I do?
[] go to odin with these people
[] go back to earth
[] Just say what I think it is 1d20+guile
[] Hey you two might get girls easier if you did change
[] No no, we can figure this out I'm sure
[]uh...Hey Rowen look up Echidna Virus for me, maybe wikipedia has the answer
[] right, well I'm leaving because this is getting old
[] write in
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>>1522818
>[] go to odin with these people
>[] Hey you two might get girls easier if you did change
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1522818
>[] go to odin with these people
>>1522818
>[] Just say what I think it is 1d20+guile
inb4 nat 20
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>>1522818
>[] Hey you two might get girls easier if you did change
>[] go to odin with these people
a serious look on his face
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>>1522818
>[] go back to earth
>[]uh...Hey Rowen look up Echidna Virus for me, maybe wikipedia has the answer
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anyone else?
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>>1522850
"So what Odin dis turn into? Just female or also a Monster Girl?"
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>>1522818
>[] go to odin with these people
>[] Hey you two might get girls easier if you did change
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>>1522862
aesir monster girl. Now that I think about it, either Odin had something entirely seperate happen to him that made him change, Echidna just does that to mythical figures that are exposed, or Odin is just a monstergirl that retained Odin's memories
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"Well I'm coming with you, I'd like to meet odin myself" I say Casually as I start to walk with them as Magni glances at me and Mooi shakes his head

"We are trying to bury the axe here" Mooi says as Magni sighs and nods

"Fine you lot can come with us, just remember to be respectful" He says dully as Rowen cheers happily behind me, making him smile as I chuckle and glance back at Yvette, who's rushing as quickly as she can to get up to me and put some distance between me and magni "and don't interrupt"

"What?" Rowen asks curiously as she pulls out her notepad again.

"Well the all father seems to have caught an addiction in her new life" Mooi says, like he's tipping toeing around actually answering

"Doesn't seem destructive" magni says, sounding unsure as well "But still she is quite consumed by"

"Oh so she plays video games then?" Yvette asks out of nowhere

"....Does she?" Rowen asks excitedly "Oh that would be funny if she did".Both of them go silent and keep walking as Rowen gasps.

"Does she?" She asks hiding from behind me and Yvette. They both remain silent as death.

"I think she does" I say as we walk along and....I bite my lip, seeing a literal field of abandoned jewelry and still pristine weapons and armors

"You can do it May"Yvette says encouragingly as I nod and sigh, walking along with her.

"You three can climb good?Yes?" Mooi asks glancing back at us, as I see a cliff in our way

"I don't need to" Yvvy says

"Of...of course" Rowen says adjusting her glasses trying to look cool
-

roll 1d20+might, durability or magic
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1522939

Might!
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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1522939
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1522939
Might
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Rolled 1321 (1d20000)

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>>1522955
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>>1522955
Well, good thing we have one last reroll
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1522939
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>>1522955
Oh Boy
We have had awful luck tonight
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>>1522959
N...nani
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>>1523000
Gotta test the luck somehow.
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Reroll?
[] Yeah 1 1d20
[] Nah nah
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Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1523012
>[] Yeah 1 1d20


Asgard kind of sucks.
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Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1523012
>[] Yeah 1 1d20
Woof.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1523012
yeah
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1523012
Hold my beer and watch my awful roll
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>>1523028
Did not lie.
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"Hey, may are you coming or did you change your mind?" Rowen asks, already well up the rocky cliff as I stare at the rock, raking a claw down it and watching the specks of stone and dust fly "Because I'd really like you up here"

"And I'll stay down with you if you aren't going!" Yvvy yells down, just pulling herself up with her vines

"Well if she isn't coming up there's no point for us to stay here" Rowen yells back down as I smile and hold my hand up

"I'm coming!" I yell up as I star to scoop out rocks from the cliff and slowly start to make my way into and up the cliff. Oh god this is going to be a long climb, and a long dig. But I can deal with it, not like there's enough room for me to fall down this hole I'm making anyways. Well at least as long as I got my tail where it is, even though it feels like I'm trying to force the poor thing through something the size of a pringle's can

I wheeze and huff, staring ahead at the darkness ahead of me as I start to dig as hard and as fast as I can. Rocks and dust cover my nearly white hair but I keep digging, brushing my horns against any pieces of rock they get suck on as I work my way up as fast as I can.

Can't wait till I get some fresh air, I just hope these gods are going to start being at least a little nice now.

And we'll end here
I've archived
and will answer questions
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>>1523070
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Yeesh, it was a rough one tonight, but it will all be worth it when we take Thors sons on "new girls night out" with Sieg. With Odin taking pictures in the background.
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>>1523070
Wait, she dig a tunnel going up instead of climbing?
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>>1523080
Fear of heights. Why climb and exacerbate it when you can dig...and something something no falling!
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>>1523080
A fear of heights will make you do weird shit.
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>>1523070
Thanks for Running HM
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>>1523080
>Wait, she dig a tunnel going up instead of climbing?
Yeah

Durability was climbing
Might was just saying fuck that and cutting your way through the cliff as you did
Magic is, ahaha I'm may and the beanstalk bitch

Also I just realized I forgot to write >[] Hey you two might get girls easier if you did change

So I am really sorry, but I forgot since I'm a little exhausted right now. But she did say that when they started to climb I'll say

>>1523088
>>1523090
Exactly.
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>>1523095
Fair enough, it's late and you ran last night. Thanks again for that by the way. And trust me, the shenanigans of next thread will more than make up for any minor things tonight. Though I'm wary of ever visiting Asgard again.
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>>1523114
it seems to be salty about nidhoggr
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>>1523095
Its all good buddy. Busy week for you.

Juniper for Verdant Soil or Vibrant Daylight!
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>>1523121
Fair enough, we did wreck the shit out of it in a previous life. Oh well, if the gods want to party they'll just have to follow Odin down next time.
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>>1523122
Juniper for best Doggo
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On the note of recent events:
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So HM I made you an asset you can use as a part of your Unfortunate Magical etc. Quest poster.

The file size is large enough that you can crop it where you like (showing only the upper half of the body for example), cut it out, place it into a background, color it, or whatever you want to do with it to help make your unique UMGRQ poster.

The poof out the back is her HAIR when transformed, it will resemble a roman ponytail thingy. So if you color it make sure that's red.

The post isn't very dynamic, no great perspective or anything, not artisically the greatest, but it's definitely usable if you choose the right size, crop, or whatever to stick it into a poster.

Sorry it wasn't better artistically it just would have taken me more time.
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I also might draw a monster for you to go with it. Not yet sure yet.
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>>1526826
*pose
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>>1526826
That must be after she gets an upgrade or two because right now ahe is flat as a board.
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>>1526826
OH MY GOD THIS IS FUCKING AMAZING DUDE!
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>>1526826
>>1527406
Like seriously dude, I love this
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>>1526826
>No Tower Shield
>No Pilum
>Gladius has a crossguard
What kinda legionnaire is this again?
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>>1527406
>>1527407
Thanks HM! I appreciate it and I'm glad you like it :)

>>1527358
I drew her perfectly flat but it just looked weird with the quasi-realistic armor. So yah, it's not 100% accurate X)

>>1527412

Other than the crossguard, her shield according to the character sheet is the front end of a nuke turned into a plate similar to, but larger than a buckler.

She doesn't carry a Pilum but rather a short sword. (Unless I missed something.)

Though you're right about short swords not having the same kind of guard as what I drew. In fact her sword was suppose to look a bit rustic and odd, made out of unique metals etc. acc. to the character sheet.

But I mean come on it's a free piece of art that I took a significant amount of time to draw for you guys. Give me a break.

That or draw a better one yourself if you're not happy with it.
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>>1527497
Don't worry, our MC will get an upgrade in looks soon... even if she doesn't want to.

****Omake: Developed

"Holy..."

"Yes?"

"Why did I get bigger... in the chest area?"

"Why are you asking me? You are the one who picked the upgrade."

"It wasn't supposed to do this!"

"Uh... I might have forgot to say that a Magical Girls appareance might get better as they grow in power?"

"Holy I will need need underwear and new clothes and I don't have that much money!"

"Eh... you could try a modeling job?"

"Holy this isn't funny!"

"I was being serious! How about a Maid's cafe then?"

"There is no way I am doing that!"

Later...

"Hi my name is Carol I will be taking your order."

****

"A Maid Cafe?" The King asked, curious.

"We got complains about the previous show taking too many liberties. So we are only going to use stuff that actually happened... and that means setting up situations like this." The dragon girl said

"Uh... since when I got a dragon girl working for me?"

"I used to be a magical pet dragon when we were still doing the talking pet companions things. But since a lot of our public is gonna be monsters... I got turned into this in order to investigate the market better."

"And... what happened to the other magical pets?"

"More or less the same, a few even went to the new world to do investments and that."
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>>1527509
lol! Nice

>>1527407
Here is a quick monster for you to use or not use in your poster at your choice too. Same specs as the last picture - big size, cropable, colorable, etc.

Something about the tail bugs me. You might want to extend it over his head or something, you could cut it out if you didn't like it, or whatever. It's yours to modify now. :)
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>>1527943
It has a lizard like tail and he cuts it out to escape enemies?
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>>1527509
Good work my dude

Also I like the king bit, and Carol in a maid cafe is a fun idea

>>1527943
I like this one, Looks proper chaosy
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>>1528472
Thanks again HM, glad you like it. It'll be cool to see if you do something with the pics! (And if you don't no biggy)




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