Rolled 4 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1500700
>[] Just swing my hammer around a bit 1d20+might
>[] Give this big lug of metal a name
>[] head back to my room
>[] Teach Seigheild how to be a girl?
Have some fun, then FIELD TRIP!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1500700
>[] Just swing my hammer around a bit 1d20+might
>[] Give this big lug of metal a name
>[] wander around the forest thinking, and pretending to be a fantasy warrior
>[] Teach Seigheild how to be a girl?

We did promise her after all.

And evening HM, how'd you sleep?

>>1500719
Fuck me

>>1500700
[] Teach Seigheild how to be a girl?
[] write in

"Well... I can deal with those ifiots later after I tested my precious in a fight or two... but Ivy, Rowen, I and my sister should teach my newest friend how to be a girl first."

>>1500719
Went to bed at 6 am, took several naps until I woke up and saw it was 2pm and had a bit of a panic attack as I realized I had nearly slept past QMing.

but it was nice, had a dream houses cost 2000 dollars, that was awesome.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1500700
>[] Just swing my hammer around a bit 1d20+might
>[] Give this big lug of metal a name
>[] head back to my room

>>1500734
Glad you enjoyed it.

>>1500700
>[] Give this big lug of metal a name
>[] Head to the fallen realm of the gods with Yvvy

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1500700
>[] Just swing my hammer around a bit 1d20+might
>[] Give this big lug of metal a name

>>1500719
Time to reroll!

>>1500818
Yes please, I fucked up again. I'd rather have us smash a tree than our foot.

>>1500818
If only two voted for it, we wouldn't be forced to but yea last thing I want to happen is be knocked out right as the thread starts.
We should really go to the fallen gods realm. It reeks of bad things if we just let it stew for a few more threads.

>>1500818
Why? Just because we might hurt ourselves with a hammer? Let it happen!

Re roll?
[] Yes 1 1d20
[] No

>>1500835
>If only two voted for it, we wouldn't be forced to
The nat1 would do something anyway.

>>1500839
>[] No

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1500839
>[] Yes 1 1d20


I'm hoping for a calm thread so this should be fine.

>>1500839
[] No

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1500839
>[] Yes
I too hope for a relaxing thread. I worry not for us but for pissong off ANOTHER legend.
>>1500835
I hope to do that next thread.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1500839
>[] Yes 1 1d20
>>1500842
No if it was just two people and everyone else voted for something different HM wouldn't punish us for it.

>>1500871
You waste a reroll on this? Shame on you!

>>1500871
>No if it was just two people and everyone else voted for something different HM wouldn't punish us for it.
You must be new here, nat1s ALWAYS have a effect, regardless of if the option it was rolled on won or not.
Its to avoid people voting away from a rolled option just to avoid the bad roll.

>>1500877
Because there's a decent chance this is the only reroll we'll really need. And May deserves a break.

>>1500882
I'm aware of HM doing just that but if the vote didn't have any traction, to begin with HM wouldn't punish us for it.

>>1500896
Not sure what you're trying to argue. Nat1 means a bad thing happens regardless of what wins.
Its not punishment, just consequence of bad rolls.

I tap my claws on my cheek, shaking my head to make sure no birds have tried to sit on my head while I was thinking, not that I think any have its just another one of those instincts I guess. Pushing my hand into the wet dirt, I jump back onto my feet and swing my warhammer around as I pick it back up right as it starts to fall from where it was sitting between my legs. And just like that all my worried have melted away, man why is it so fun to swing this thing around!? I really need to give it a name, I can't just keep calling it big fucking hammer it doesn't feel right. I mean I was a norse legend it just feels wrong not naming my hammer. No idea what I should call it, but I need to give it a name as kick ass as it is.

But while I wait for an idea to pop up, there's no harm in giving this thing a few swings and learning how to hold it right, right? Not like its against the law and besides Magni mcshitface might try to start something if I head back to Asgard after keeping that crappy sword for so long. I don't know why I'm grinning at the prospect of fight a god, probably just a part either one of my old selves. But is the bully or the dragon.

Eh, it doesn't really matter. Both of the old me's were real bitches. I swing my hammer and the tree I hit gets a crater in its center, bark flying as my grin somehow gets even wider. With a giggle and a twist around, I swing my hammer into the side of a rock, breaking off a good chunk of it as I nearly stumble from putting all my strength into one swing. Not sure if this is how I'm supposed to hit things with a hammer, but it sure is fun.

The dust and shards of rock are still falling around me as I move my hand down the haft of my hammer and spin around.

AH FUCK GOLEM!! I stop my hammer right before I smack her with it. I think my heart just stopped for a second there

"AH!?" Seigheild gasps flatly as she looks at me with wide, silly looking eyes "Sorry, I didn't see what you were doing...haa, crap that scared me"

"Don't worry about it, it was my fault" I groan slamming my hammer into the ground as she lowers her head, taking a while to frown

"I snuck up on a dragon swinging a hammer around, it pretty much is entirely my fault" She says managing to sound somewhat sad as she stands back up fully.

I watch her for a few moments as she moves her feet around and tries to figure out if she needs to cross her arms over or under her tits. I smirk as she murmurs something under her breath

"So what are you doing here Seig?" I ask as she jumps, and with the noise of a few turning gears, turns her expressionless face away

"Oh you said you'd teach me to be a girl when you asked for the hammer, remember?" She says happily as she can, a smile spreading on her lips with the sound of metal groaning.

"You got over nearly getting a few...wait are your bones made of metal?" I ask as she chuckles

"Oh no I wasn't, golems are very sturdy" She says dully "its more likely you would've bounced off of me rather
cont

>>1500907
than break anything....and I'm not sure?"

She pushes two of her big metal fingers together awkwardly, her cheeks shining with a bright red light.

Well...can't go back on a promise can I?"

What do I do?
[] try to teach her myself!
[] Get Yvette to help
[] Get Rowen to help
[] Get Pam to help
[] Get Jessie to help
[] Get Carla and the fishbones to help
[] ask the inn for help
[] try to sneak her into the Lion's den
[] Ask if she'd like to see what's left of Asgard
[] ask if she has any idea what to name this hammer
[] write in

What do I name the hammer?
[] write in

>>1500907
"With a normal hammer yes, but this is made out a legendary dragon. Stop under appreciating your own work."

>>1500927
>Let's name the Hammer Headbonker Bob!

>Get my friends who are girls to help, yeah even Rowen and my sister.

>>1500927
>[] try to teach her myself!
>[] Get Yvette to help
>[] Get Rowen to help
>[] Get Pam to help
>[] Get Jessie to help

I imagine Rowen will tag along no matter what, might as well invite her.

Hammer name:

Saorsa ('freedom" in Gaelic)

or

Fuckbreaker Supreme

Either of these work.

>>1500927
>[] Get Yvette to help
>[] Saorsa

Yvette is like the most girly girl in this quest

>>1500927
>[] try to teach her myself!
>[] Get Yvette to help
>[] Get Rowen to help
>[] Get Pam to help
>[] Get Jessie to help
>[] Get Carla and the fishbones to help
>[] ask the inn for help

EVERYONE! EEEEEEVERYONE! More comedy that way!

>[]Name
>Mýritré
Literally, Swamp Tree. Earth Dragon, Dryad helped make this.

>>1500947
Saorsa

Not giving a weapon a name that includes "fuck" cause fairies. Is practically asking for it.

>>1500927
>[] Get Yvette to help
>[] Get Rowen to help

>>1500927
>[] try to teach her myself!
>[] Ask if she'd like to see what's left of Asgard

>>1500960
Fair enough, I just chose a name I liked (since we're giving Nidhogg the freedom he wished for, in a way) and something I thought was funny/something May would come up with.

>>1500953
Oh shit, forgot
>[]Ask Annie for help
Can't forget her!

Hope Tabby and Pup show up too...

>>1500986
Those two only knows how to be brats. But Tabby is really good at giving makeovers... so it might help.

>>1500991
Annie isn't a brat! She's our friend.

And Pup...well I will grant you Pup. But I just want shenangians for this one. That and we can now bond over our shared love of digging!

>>1500998
Pup isn't ours like Tabby is, she is just the Inn mascot.

>>1501015
All the more reason to bring her in to the fold. We already have two mascots(Rowan, Tabby) whats one more. Then we have three stooges for endless entertainment.

>>1501019
I don't think May wants a puppy. And she is too young to be part of Ivy's harem.

>>1501019
I just hope Pup and Tabby don't get jealous of Rowen if/when she upgrades from "joke friend" status. Though their attempts at petty revenge will be comedy gold.

"Well come on" I say, patting her on her shoulder as I turn to walk back to the inn but I stop when I feel just how cold she is and can't help but to hold on for awhile "Wow, you're like ice water girl". And her cheeks start to glow again, even though her expression doesn't change at all.

"I know, its because I have oil instead of blood, if it was hot out I'd be burning up" She says as she pushes my hand off of my shoulder "and...what exactly are you going to teach me"

"Well, that's the hard part you were a dude your whole life, I wasn't" I say, holding my hammer on my shoulders as I think about what to call it as I walk with Seigheild through the forest "I just now how to be a girl and even then I'm not exactly feminine"

"I mean, I didn't want to say anything" She says under her breath as I laugh

"Hey don't worry about it, its not a sore spot to me or anything, I hate girly crap" I say happily as she takes a few big steps to catch up to me, her metal legs creaking with every step she takes "But that's also a problem, I could teach you to be a girl, but not how to be....well girly, well I could but I need help with the finer points"

"Well I just need the basics" She says nervously, her voice turning a little shrill

"ahahah, no no" I say sneering as I turn back to her, pulling my phone out of my pocket as she shrinks back "by time I'm done with you, you're going to be as feminine as bright pink and flowers"

"Please no" She squeaks as I quick dial my sister

"Hey sis, come over I need some help" I say before she can reply "Like now, nothing serious but...come over if you can okay, buh bye"

"HAaa, this is going to be a long day isn't it?" The golem sighs, sounding like she's

"Yep" I say, as I call up Jessie "Hey Jess, if you're free I could use some help with something if you want to know what that something is, well I'm trying to teach a golem how to be girly, hope you have some free time"

"How much help do you need?" Seig asks sheepishly as I shrug and put my phone away

"All of it" I say bluntly as I give my hammer another swing and slam it into the ground to use it like a walking stick "Also do you think Saorsa is a good name for my hammer?"

".....Celtic for Freedom?" She asks tilting her head as I nod "Yes, but....you know celtic?"

"I looked it up" I say as she frowns and nods

"Well I like it, certainly better than some names people have given my art" She sighs "Glad you like it"

I smile and walk a bit closer to her turning to ask her about what other people have called the weapons she made for them, cause I am curious now
-
cont

>>1501052
Keep in mind. We don't actually know Pup's age. She could be older than all of us(unlikely, though she is totally Tabby's age)

She just is a little dense and a little impulsive. Probably negatives in humanity. That's all.

>>1501094
A -8 at least because Fenrir has like a -5 and acts more human than she does. Although the therapy helps.

>>1501073
"Its a little cramped isn't it?" I say, feeling a little nervous as I sit on the couch between Jessie and Yvvy, the poor thing is nearly touching the floor from all the weight and I keep thinking the legs are about to snap like twigs. Rowen's lucky she's can sit on the armrest, because she'd be squished if she couldn't. Pam hangs over the back of the couch, wrapped around a good half of the room, smiling happily as she looks at Seig who's trying her best not to look out of place among everyone, or draw too much attention to herself when she's the center of it.

"So you're one of may's new friends?" Pam asks "and you need help being a girl, am I getting all of this right....seigheild was it?

"That's the gist of it" Seig says quietly as Jessie smiles

"Well we'd be happy to help" Pam says with a fang showing smile, as she moves around closer to the golem girl, nearly hitting her head on the ceiling

"Sure it might be a bit weird at first but hey, you look like you could lose a bit of a push" Jessie says happily "Guess your lucky May found you, huh"

Seig just nods as Pam looks down at her, making the poor girl even more nervous.

"Well she could've asked earlier or....you know looked up guides on the computer" Rowen says shrugging "I mean no offense to any of you but I think those would work better"

"Nonsense!" Pam says, flicking her tongue out making Seigheild shrink back and try to look small at the sight of my massive sister, probably not the best "Half of those things are useless anyways, since they're written by people who haven't changed"

"R...really?" Rowen says blushing as Jessie sneers

"Guess you didn't check your sources" She says teasingly as Rowen turns bright red. She tries to say something, but Yvvy holds her hand up and clears her throat to finally say something as she grabs one of my hands with her roots.

"Well" She say clapping her hands together "I've been thinking about how I was going to teach you and help you discover your new...self I guess ever since May told me of her promise to you since, well no offense sweetie but you were right in looking for help"

"Trust me I know that" I say smiling as she puts an arm over my shoulders, as Jessie stands up, leaving me alone

"But its one of the cutest parts of you" She says hugging me as Rowen crosses her arms and pout as Pam giggles and Jessie sighs with a smile

"C..could we get to how you're going to help me, I don't want to interrupt anything but I ...well I do really need help" Seigheild says, her voice cracking as Yvvy, Pam, Rowen and Jessie turn to her with impish looks in all of their eyes.

it feels like I'm watching a mouse get surrounded by an entire family of cats.

cont

>>1501149

What do I say
[] Don't worry you aren't, how about we start with what you're wearing
[] Hmm, hey wanna give her a make over? Starting with her hair
[] first off, you're a monster as well as a girl and your joints really need oiling
[] Hmmm, well you need some confidence I think that's the main problem
[] Well, first off you need to learn how to talk like a girl
[] Well shit uh....hm girls? what do you think we should do
[] Hey do golems get periods?
[] Hey why don't we take her shopping
[] Well lets practice with your expressions first, since you've seem to have fucking lost them ahaha
[] write in

>>1501162
>[] Don't worry you aren't, how about we start with what you're wearing

>>1501162
>[] Don't worry you aren't, how about we start with what you're wearing
>[] Hmm, hey wanna give her a make over? Starting with her hair

>>1501162
>[] Hmm, hey wanna give her a make over? Starting with her hair

>>1501162
>[] Don't worry you aren't, how about we start with what you're wearing
>[] Hmm, hey wanna give her a make over? Starting with her hair
>[] first off, you're a monster as well as a girl and your joints really need oiling

>>1501149
[] Don't worry you aren't, how about we start with what you're wearing
>[] Hmm, hey wanna give her a make over? Starting with her hair

"Tabby is good at those but we are out of space... unless we go to my sis place? Actually even if we don't get Tabby we should move to somewhere else since we are a tad too tight here."

>>1501162
>[] Don't worry you aren't, how about we start with what you're wearing
>[] Hmm, hey wanna give her a make over? Starting with her hair
>[] first off, you're a monster as well as a girl and your joints really need oiling

>>1501162
[] first off, you're a monster as well as a girl and your joints really need oiling.

"Can you afford a spa? I heard they have oil baths for girls like you."

"Don't worry" I say as I rest my head against Yvvy' chest "You aren't, but how about we start with what you're wearing"

"What's wrong with what I have on now?" She says, using her oversized and guantlet sized hands to cover herself up, her cheeks burning red again

"Well, nothing if you're relaxing but you can't go out like that, it looks like you're wearing your boyfriends clothes" Jessie says bluntly as

"These ar...these were my clothes" She says meekly as Pam coils around her chair a bit tighter and smiles warmly

"Well, you can keep them but you really need some clothes you can wear when you go out" She says sweetly "How about we go shopping i a bit!"

"Yeah it'd be better to let her choose what she wants to wear, right?" Yvvy says happily "Lets just ease her into this"

"B..but the guides say you have to just" Rowen says, still trying to defend her bullshit sources, but a knowing look puts out her fire almost immediately "Oh forget it, lets just do that, but we need to help her learn fashion, and I have some experience with that...wrote a few articles actually"

"Don't worry, we won't kick you out because you're useless" Jessie says, sneering as Rowen smiles and then realizes what she said

"Bitch" She grumbles as Jessie giggles

"So, want to go out and buy some dresses?" Yvvy asks, a little teasingly as she leans closer to Seig, who blushes even brighter than she was before

"I uh" She tries to say

"No that's too much, lets start slow" Pam says,flicking her tongue out again "Lets just get her some basics, so she can get used to it at first"

"C..can clothes wait a bit? I think there are more important things to work on" She says meekly as Yvette pouts and Pam falls to the ground with a sigh, shaking the room as Jessie shrugs

"Sure, but what do you think you need help with?" She asks as Rowen scampers over to her side

"Hey, I could always just give you some videos that might help for cheap of yah!" She yelps as I grab her by the back of her coat

"Don't be greedy" I say as she crosses her arms and chatters her teeth angrily "Now, how about we start with a makeover? We'd start with your hair of course"

"NO" She squeaks as Pam traps her in her chair accidently. Seig yelps and covers her face with her hands, making a terrible creaking noise.

Rowen covers her ears and Jessie winces in pain as Yvette cringes.

"Hey, remember you're a monster as well as a girl now" I say angrily as she starts glowing red and whimper "your joints really need oiling"

"I..I does it matter? I mean I've been keeping them dry, isn't that enough" She says sounding like we're holding a gun to her head or something

"What?"Pam says furiously as the chair begins to creak and bend under her tail "DO you know how much could go wrong from that? You could freeze up! have you ever oiled them! this is worse than I thought, you don't understand how important that is!"

"But the bottle said once a week" Seig whimpers

"THAT'S THE BARE MINIMUM!" Pam yells, snarling

cont

>>1501297
"Pam you are a veryyy scaryyy big sssnake, don't make the former boy pee herself in fear."

>>1501318
"Remember what I was like when I started. Be gentle."

>>1501297
"....I thought you were lying when you said she was your sister" Rowen says, hiding behind me, clinging to my shirt as Yvette sighs

"That' r..rude rowen" She says, hugging me closely, shaking as I grab her hand "You know May is trying her best, besides she just got upset and...uh"

"Its fine, she's just a bit pissed" I say calmly as jessie nods

"Yeah, you should see her when she's actually mad" Jessie says with a smile as Yvette hugs me closer and whimpers as Rowen shudders

"Why are you scared?" I ask as Rowen gives me a look like I'm insane

"She's bigger than a truck" She hisses as Yvette shakes her head

"She might be...but she's really a kind soul isn't she?" She says, trying to reassure herself as Seig starts to cry oil as my sister's tail pushes the couch closer to the arm chair.

What do I do?
[] Calm pam down
[] scare Rowen and Yvvy some more
[] Let my friends do Seig's hair
[] try to do it myself 1d20+guile
[] Take her to a hair dresser
[] go shopping for clothes
[] Loan her some of mine
[] Spa day!
[] write in

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1501327
>[] try to do it myself 1d20+guile
>[] Spa day!

>>1501327
>[] Calm pam down
>[] scare Rowen and Yvvy some more
>[] Let my friends do Seig's hair
>[] go shopping for clothes
>[] Spa day!

>>1501327
>[] Calm pam down
>[] "Pam, remember when I started out. Gentle."
>[] Take her to a hair dresser
>[] Loan her some of mine
>[] Spa day!

Our clothes are likely more boyish. So weening Seig is a good thing...and then discover the joy of the spa. Like we did!

>>1501327
>[] Calm pam down
>[] scare Rowen and Yvvy some more
>[] Let my friends do Seig's hair
>[] Spa day!

>>1501333
This.

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1501327
>[] Calm pam down
>[] try to do it myself 1d20+guile
>[] Spa day

"Hey sis, chill out remember what I was like when I first turned?" I say standing up and walking over to my sister, putting a hand on her back as far up as I can reach as she stares at the shaking golem, looking sick with worry, which is pretty fucking terrifying when you're a giant snake woman and crushing the chair the person you're worried about is sitting in "She didn't have a sister to teach her and was too embarrassed to look for help right?"

Seig nods, not saying a word as Pam sighs and uncoils from around her chair.

"I really hope we don't have to pay for that" Yvette say nervously as Pam hangs her head, looking flustered now

"Oh if you do, I'll pay you back whatever you had to spend" she says meekly as yvette shakes her head

"No don't worry its fine" She says happily as Jessie laughs

"Hey don't get caught in a loop you two" She says teasingly as Seigheild stops looking so scared, and I notice how messy her hair is

"Hmm" I say grabbing it as she winces, I glance back a the girls and shrug "Well, the spa has oil baths right? that should fix her up, but I don't think they do hair cuts"

"Well...it isn't too long yet" Seig says, black hair falling in front of her eyes

"You really are a mess aren't you, shouldn't you keep it as short as possible considering you live with a forge?" Rowen asks as Seig opens her mouth and then frowns

"Wait, how do you know that?' She asks as Rowen laughs nervously, trying to look innocent

"She spies on everyone" Jessie says bluntly making Rowen gasp, like she's being accused of some terrible

"No I don't!" She yells as I walk into the kitchen to get a knife

"Hey, sis where are you going" Pam asks as I smile

"Oh, cutting her hair" I say, flipping the big cake knife around in my hand

"Wait wait" Yvette says, trying to get up to me before I do anything stupid, her legs reforming from her roots incredibly fast as she stumbles over to me "Not so fast sweetie, do you even know how to cut hair"

"She doesn't" Pam says as Jessie giggles, remembering what I used to do as a kid "trust me I know from experience"

"Also don't use my cake knife!" Yvette huffs, grabbing it from my hand and handing me a pair of scissor

"Wait aren't you supposed to stop her?" Seig asks

"Oh we can just take you to a proper stylist if she messes up" Yvvy says sweetly as Rowen cackles and gets her camera ready

"that isn't going to help if she doesn't have any hair!" Pam yells as I walk over behing Seig, who tries to stand up, but nearly trips over pam.

"I'll stop her if she goes too far' Jessie says dully as I smile as sweetly as I can and pull the golem back into her seat

"hey don't worry, I'll be careful" I say giving her a thumbs up as she whimpers and hugs herself
-
19= success
-

Cont

>>1501406
I sigh, setting the scissors down as I brush some hair off of my black scales and off of Siegheild's shoulders and chest as she stares at her reflection in the mirrow

"....wow" Rowen says looking surprised "You didn't mess it up"

"Hey, maybe you found your job sis" Pam says teasingly as Jessie shrugs

"Yeah, I bet people would love having her cutting their hair" Jessie chuckles as Sieg blushes as Yvette coos

"You did a wonderful job sweetie" She says happily as I shrug

"Well lets see what she thinks" I say as she stares at her new short hair that I managed to keep from looking like a helmet and giving it a natural look, which does...well it draws attention away from her metal bits since it stands out so much

"I like it....I didn't think girls with short hair could look so...nice" She says, blushing brightly and sounding incredibly happy but embarrassed "its kind of weird, but I like it"

She looks back at me, and I pump my fist in victory, cheering happily!
-

Who do I share a spa room with?
[] Yvette
[] Pam
[] Rowen
[] Jessie
[] Sieg

Also, if I do run UMGRQ this next line up, what day would you guys prefer. I'm thinking Sunday

>>1501420
>[] Pam

>>1501420
>[] Yvette
[X] Rowen

>>1501420
>[] Yvette


Is anyone else hoping this will turn into a lesson for May as well?

>>1501420
Sunday is okay.

> [] Pam

We really need to expend more time with big sis.

"So... are you dating someone?"

>>1501420
>[] Yvette
>[] Rowen

>>1501420
>[] Yvette
>[] Rowen

>>1501428
Well she is small enough... let's her enjoy some boobage between May and Ivy!

>>1501430
Adding

>[] Rowen

"Are you sure Sieg is alright?" I ask as I walk into an "Extra" Large room for two, apparently we need to soak for awhile since its hard to massage through scales and bark, and to let us relax a bit...and then after that comes the mud bath, and trimming for yvvy and scale scrubbing, claw and horn trimming for me. I smile happily, my tail wagging in anticipation as Yvvy looks at me oddly and giggles as she starts to take off her shirt

"Oh I'm sure she is, you're starting to sound like me there May, but...I'm glad you're so worried, it must be terrible for her" She says as I nod "I mean she has to undress and trust herself with people she doesn't know and"

"And those people are pretty women, can't be a nice feeling for a former man" I say, frowning as Yvette blushes

"There's that as well" She says, watching me take my pants off from the whole in them around my tail. She's making my cheeks feel like they're on fire I'm blushing so much "I mean if she isn't Contagious they might bring in a man for her and...that'd be worse wouldn't it"

"Oh yeah" I giggles as I step over the cold tile into the literally steaming bath, I think it might actually be boiling.

Yvvy stays on the side for a bit, looking catious as she tests the water and winces

"Haaa, should've listened when they said Dryads can't use the same bath as dragons" She whimpers as she tries to get in, wincing as she scoots up to me, still twitching as some of her leafs wilt from the heat and stress "how is this going to help me relax"

"Well I'm here" I say, leaning against her, grabbing her face gently as I move in for a kiss

"Oh, well I suppose that could work" She says, putting a hand on my thigh as my heart goes wild.

And nearly stops as I hear something slip from the rafters above me

"HELP!" Rowen cries out, her camera somehow caught on her leg and the beam she was standing on

"ROWEN!?" I roar angrily, did she just interupt our kiss? I'm not sure since I'm so fucking pissed off that she did.

I cover my chest and Yvette just stands up covering nothing.

"Rowen?" She asks, as I realize she can't use her camera and stop trying to hide myself

"I'm sorry, please help" the little squirrel cries out as Yvette starts to extend her roots to get her down "I'll leave I promise!"

What do I say
[] Wow, you're more scared of falls than you ever were of me
[] Oh no, stay, there's more than enough space here
[] PERVERT! Why do you always spy on me...us like this!
[] You better have a good excuse or I am stuffing a pillow with your tail fur
[] Ahahhaha, how did you slip?
[] Hey are you alright? that sounded like a nasty fall
[] So was this for your newspaper or personal collection
[] Hey, no reason to leave, we'll just tell them you got lost or something
[]....oh, I just realized how much "bigger" I am than you, hehehe
[]Yeah, you better leave! you rat
[] You're lucky you had your camera, otherwise you'd be boiling right now ahahaha
[] write in
>>1501432
Cool.

>>1501513
>[] Oh no, stay, there's more than enough space here
>[] Ahahhaha, how did you slip?
>[] Hey are you alright? that sounded like a nasty fall
>[] So was this for your newspaper or personal collection
>[]....oh, I just realized how much "bigger" I am than you, hehehe

>>1501513
>Go and give her a breasts hug!

>>1501513
>[] Hey are you alright? that sounded like a nasty fall
>[] So was this for your newspaper or personal collection
>[] Hey, no reason to leave, we'll just tell them you got lost or something

>>1501513
>[] Oh no, stay, there's more than enough space here
>[] Ahahhaha, how did you slip?
>[] Hey are you alright? that sounded like a nasty fall
>[] Hey, no reason to leave, we'll just tell them you got lost or something
>[] You're lucky you had your camera, otherwise you'd be boiling right now ahahaha
>[]"If you wanted to share the same spa treatments as me, you should have just asked. I hear mud baths are great for squirrels. I will make sure you, Yvette and I get a FULL treatment, don't you worry.

anyone else?

>>1501533
>>[]"If you wanted to share the same spa treatments as me, you should have just asked. I hear mud baths are great for squirrels. I will make sure you, Yvette and I get a FULL treatment, don't you worry.


I'll add this to my vote.

Alright, writing

"Hey, are you alright? That sounded like a nasty fall there" I say calmly as I relax, as Yvette free's Rowen's leg from the camera's belt. She tries to hug her and bring her down, but Rowen scurries up with her face almost as red as her hair. Yvette then also realizes what she just tried to do without wearing much at all.

"I'm fine, I'm fine" Rowen says as she scurries the other way "didn't mean to come here, I swear just forget that I was even here"

"I believe you" Yvette says kindly as Rowen look as guilty as a dog caught chewing up its owner's phone "Just be careful up there alright"

"Thanks" Rowen Mumurs as I splash the water making her turn back around in curiosity

"Oh no, stay, there's more than enough space here" I say happily as her eyes go wide and she shakes her head "we can just tell them you got lost when they come around"

"No its fine, I just....I" She stumbles trying to explain why she was doing something like this "Look as much as I'd like to have the treatment you're getting, apparently I need to get my tail brushed"

"OH!' yvette says, giggling as Rowen looks away "Oh I get it now, you were running from getting your tail clean because you still have some burrs left in it from yesterday"

"No!" She yells, hugging her tail as I try not to laugh "they're just too rough here, I don't like coming her because of it


"Suuuure, you know you'll get mats if you leave them in" Yvette says as rowen frowns

"Yeah, and my sister would be furious if she saw you treating your tail so badly" I say as she turns a little pale "But hey if you wanted to share the same spa treatment as me, You should've asked"

"I don't think I have horns to file down" She says bluntly

"I hear mud baths are great for squirrels" I say, seeing her ears perk up from over the wall, and see her clambering down our side soon after. Yvette giggles as she looks around to make sure no one is watching her undress down to her underwear.

"Fine, I guess I could use an article about the difference in treatment monster girls get here" She grumbles as she sits down on the opposite end of the bath, balling herself up so she doesn't risk touching our legs or roots.

"And I'll make sure I'll brush your tail and get all those nasty burrs out" Yvette says teasingly like she's talking to a baby

"NO YOU WILL NOT!" Rowen yells, hugging her soaked tail

Man she looks so sad when she's wet

"Oh don't worry, I'll make sure you, Yvette and I get a FULL treatment" I say happily "Don't you worry"

Rowen smiles and relaxes abit, not realizing that the people who work this treatment have to be a lot rougher than they do for "softer" girls" but ah well

What do I do?
[] Just relax
[] gossip a bit
[] get lovey dovy with yvvy
[] mess with Rowen
[] Ask yvette if we should go back to meet those gods and try and stop that bridge from burning.
[]take a nap
[] Worry about Sieg
[] Act like an excited puppy and try to rush to get my scales polished
[] write in

>>1501692
>[] mess with Rowen
Is there any doubt we wont do this

>>1501692
>[] get lovey dovy with yvvy
>[] mess with Rowen
>[] Worry about Sieg

>>1501692
[] Just relax
[] get lovey dovy with yvvy
[] mess with Rowen
[] Ask yvette if we should go back to meet those gods and try and stop that bridge from burning
[] Worry about Sieg

>>1501692
>[] Just relax
>[] gossip a bit

>>1501692
>[] Pet and tease the squirrel.

"So... when will you stop the denials and trying to take naked pictures of us, and just admit you want to be our girlfriend?" You wink at Rowen and show her your naked breasts, it felts good to have something up there and being a dragon the weight isn't really a bother.

"Hey you have nothing to hide" I say, smiling widely as she opens her mouth then realizes what I meant. I cackle as she turns away and Yvette lightly taps me on the back of my head, just behind all my horns.

"Heeey" I say, still smiling as Yvette spreads her roots through out the bath, still looking a bit boiled from the heat

"Don't be a bully, May" She say sweetly, pecking me on the cheek as Rowen grumbles on the other end of the bath, as more roots spread under the surface. She looks like she's melting from all the heat, and is breathing and panting as her fur get more water logged and soaked with burning water.

"Hey, squirrels are small" I say teasingly as Rowen sighs heavily

"You're the worst, how long do we have to sit in here again?" She asks, wiping sweat from her forehead as she lays against the back of the bath, staring at me and Yvette like she can't understand how we're able to stand the heat

"Oh, until we soften up" Yvvy says happily as I nod

"S...soften up" She squeaks, hugging her tail again

"Yeah" I say, laying back myself and sighing in relief "Girls like us need to be soak for awhile before we're massaged, Other wise we won't feel a thing under our scales"

"Or bark, you could always get out if its too much" Yvette says sweetly as Rowen shakes her head

"No, I need to experience it all, otherwise I won't be able to write a good report" She says crossing her arms as Yvette nods and closes her eyes, grabbing my hand as she does. She's just better at hiding her suffering than rowen is. I hold her hand reassuringly, and give her a bit of a boost with my green touch.

"Your funeral" I say, as green runes glow over my scales.
-
An hour or two later"

"Hey, we hope it wasn't too much for you" A patch work girl with an extra arm walks in frowing as she sees Yvvy holding onto me nearly passed out "Haa, we told you you could've taken another bath Ma'am"

"No I'm fine, I just wanted to be with her" She says as I start to help her out of the bath, her skin shining red

cont

>>1501853
"But"

"No you need some cold water, stat" She says, grabbing a small radio from her pale red, chinese looking uniform "Does anyone know where that snow golem girl went? we need her to get a bottle of water or two from"

"No no, I know I need water but my other friend is" Yvette pants pointing at Rowen as she lays where she has been for the last thirty minutes, groaning on the edge of the bath, steaming and even brighter red than Yvette is

"Heaaaaaah" She groans, reaching for the undead girl who takes one look at her and shrieks in terror "Meeeh"

"Be gentle with her tail" I say, as I get led away by a big ogre with a flower in her hair

"Oh wow, you have lovely scales" She says happily "You must come here often, most dragons can't stand cleaning their own scales"

"Oh I enjoy it" I say happily

"I enjoy it more" Yvette says teasinly, making me blush as the ogre giggles
-

What do I do?
[] Make sure Rowen is okay
[] throw mud at her with my tail
[] lay under my mud bath and take a nap
[] Ask Rowen if she wants to do something after this
[] Ask Yvvy and rowen how they became friends
[] Tell Yvette we should do this more often
[] Wonder outloud what it'd be like to be a dryad
[] write in

Also I've found three pictures I might want to use for the OP image for UMGRQ unless/ until draw anon comes up with something

>>1501890
>[] Make sure Rowen is okay
>[] Ask Rowen if she wants to do something after this
>[] Ask Yvvy and rowen how they became friends
>[] Tell Yvette we should do this more often

>>1501890
>What do I do?
>[] Make sure Rowen is okay
>[] Ask Rowen if she wants to do something after this
>[] Ask Yvvy and rowen how they became friends

>>1501890
>[] Make sure Rowen is okay
>[] throw mud at her with my tail
>[] lay under my mud bath and take a nap
>[] Ask Yvvy and rowen how they became friends
>[] Tell Yvette we should do this more often
>[] Wonder outloud what it'd be like to be Dryad
>[]GENTLY dunk Rowan into the bath
>[]"The mud is good for the burns. You'll thank me later Rowan"

>>1501890
[] Make sure Rowen is okay
Then
[] throw mud at her with my tail
Then
[] Ask Rowen if she wants to do something after this
And then
[] Ask Yvvy and rowen how they became friends
And after you leave
[] Tell Yvette we should do this more often

Rowen groans weakly, a towel laid over her head with an ice pack and cucumber slices set over her eyes. Her head is laying ontop of a thin pillow with an ice pack under it, her hair is wrapped up in a bun as far away as they could get it from her face. She's laying in a smaller pool of mud, closer to the ac than mine. It looks like she's still worn out from being cooked in that bath, Yvette is having a better time since she can get rooted into her bath. And well...she's a plant so the water is doing more for her than it is for poor little rowen. My eye twitches as I remember all the times I hurt her and sigh. Rolling over to the edge of the tub, I pull myself up a bit and look at her as she recovers in her mud.

"Hey, Rowen are you alright" I ask quietly as she turns to me slowly, panting

"Yeah just, well" She says weakly "I mean I was just hard boiled and everything still feels fuzzy and weak but, at least I didn't get burned"

"Which is really surprising, because that was a hot bath for a dragon"I say as she gets up, the cucumbers falling off of her eyes as she looks at me in shock

"WHAT?!" She yells, making Yvette sit up to see what's happening

"I thought you knew" she says sadly as Rowen lays back down, looking very much unrelaxed.

"Sorry" I say with a sigh "But you have to admit its amazing that they're able to get it that hot without scalding either of you"

"yeah" Yvette says nodding

"The wonders of magic" Rowen sighs, closing her eyes again and sitting back down to rest with an ouch and an aaaah

I smirk as I get an idea, she could use a bit more mud on her couldn't she? Sure its mean but hey, I've done worse things to her so she shouldn't get too mad at me. Smiling, I flick my tail under the mud, throwing a glob of mud at her, hearing her yelp as she struggles around from the impact

"MAY!"She yells at me and I giggle while Yvvy sighs

"You two can't be left alone can you" she says, gigging herself as I sit up in the bath to look at her

And get a glob of mud in my face, I just laugh as Rowen sits back down, trying not to do the same.

"So want to do something later?"I ask as she turns to me, looking confused as I wipe my face clean

"Why?" She asks, sounding a bit suspicious

"Well we're friends now, and I want to get to know you" I say shrugging as I turn back to Yvvy "Actually how did you two become friends anyways?"

"How did you?" Rowen asks as I shrug and Yvvy sighs

"Well, if I remember right it was when I first came here and had to be stuck in a greenhouse before I learned I could walk still" She says happily as Rowen smiles as innocently as I have ever seen her "I was in a bad place since I couldn't bake any more or go anywhere without wheels on my pot, which they hadn't found a big enough one that was safe for dryads, so I was stuck in a boring glass dome"

"Until I came along and saved you" Rowen says happily before Yvette laughs

"You mean when I had to hide you from that big mean wolf you had caught shaving?"
cont

>>1501890
>Also I've found three pictures I might want to use for the OP image for UMGRQ unless/ until draw anon comes up with something

I'm going to go with CU's idea, that if I do something for the main pic, I at least should wait until I know who the main character is.

Then I can draw that character with a minimal/abstract bg or something along those lines and if you guys wanted to use that as your pic you could.

Even better if someone else in here is an artist cause I might not be able to commit to a fully coloured piece, but if someone else wanted to paint my linework that could work out really well.

Again not trying to be stingy - I draw a lot and it's just like 10+ hours of work to do even a simple poster full color.

Now I've got a looooot of catching up to do on this thread so, I'm here, but reading a mile back.

>>1501993
May is the main character.

>>1501980
Yvette says, smiling as Rowen smiles proudly "and you woke me up to hide behind me?"

"Yeah, and you didn't even ask why I needed to" Rowen sighs laying back down, looking like her heatstroke has passed

"That's because Yvvy is a sweetheart, she doesn't need a reason to help people, she's just that nice' I say, grabbing her hand to kiss it as she giggles

"Oh you're making me blush" She squeals as Rowen groans

"Get a room!"

I just laugh.
-

"We should do that more often" I say happily, feeling my trimmed claws as Yvette runs her hand over me recently groomed horns in awe

"yeah we really should" She says softly "Wow, these really give you a regal look you know"

I smile, tickled pink until Rowen buts in

"hey, what are we going to do anyways?" She asks as I tilt my head and think about it as Yvette pulls my head back to feel my smaller horns


Well?
[] take her to asgard with me
[] go to the lion's den
[] To the beach
[] Wait out here for sieg, jess and pam
[]Visit the fishbones
[] get something to eat
[] WRESTLE!
[] write in

>>1501997
No no not this quest

>>1501993
also glad to see ya

>>1501998
>[] To the beach
>[] Wait out here for sieg, jess and pam
>[] get something to eat

>>1501998
>[] Wait out here for sieg, jess and pam
>[] get something to eat

>>1501998
[] Cuddle with Ivy and invite Rowen to do that too.

>>1501998
>[] Wait out here for sieg, jess and pam
>[] get something to eat

>>1501993
Glad you're here draw friend, hope you have a fun read.

>>1501998
>[] take her to asgard with me

I am trying to picture what it takes to trim May's horns and claws. I suspect power tools are involved if they are as tough as I think they are.

A beauty treatment involving an angle grinder and a belt sander just amuses me for some reason.

>>1501998
>[] Wait out here for sieg, jess and pam
>[]Visit the fishbones

"Well lets wait for the others and go get something to eat" I say happily as we stand together "That's what I was hoping to do at least"

"Oh" Rowen says sounding disappointed, making me a little mad

"What not good enough?" I ask, frowning as she shakes her head

"No no, just not what I was expecting" She says, shrugging as I look at her curiously "I mean, may lets be honest when you usually say you want to do something it leads to something exciting happening, like"

"A fight?" I ask, smiling as she nods

"I guess" She says as Yvette shrugs

"Well it would've been rude to leave everyone else here to go on an adventure of some sort, and I am getting a little thirsty" She says, smiling as me and rowen both think the same thing as she notices "Ah, I know I just drank a lot but, that was just keeping me hydrated, now I'm actually thirsty and hungry"

"So its agreed then, we wait for the other's and go get some grub" I say happily, standing next to Yvvy as she waits by the door, basking in the sunlight as I do the same enjoying the spring warmth

"Well its better than what I was planning to do with my day" Rowen says happily "Less of a chance of someone pulling the fur off of my tail"

"What were you going to do?" Yvette asks suspiciously as Rowen chuckles and shrugs

"You can imagine what I was doing, but it involves that lion's den club" She says with a smirk as I smile "Lots of people are curious about that place"

"Why do I feel so soft and flowery?" Sieg asks, sounding actually excited and curious "is this how it always feels or am I just freaking out? I mean I've never been...Pampered? before"

"Oh yeah it always feel this nice, and it makes you feel better for a few days" Pam says happily as sieg swings her arms around, enjoying the loose fitting shirt she was given to wear "Also why did you have oil in your hair"

"Uh....an accident" Sieg says, brushing her blonde hair out of her eyes "I'm not very good at oiling myself"

"Oh I can give you some tips, if you're anything like my truck" Jessie says, chuckling as Sieg

"or we could find a magizine for, oh hey sis" Pam says waving at me "Guessing you three have something in mind then?"

"Oh yeah, actually May wanted to get some lunch with all of you" Yvette says, hugging my arm as I smile

"Oh? Where?" Jessie asks as Sieg plays with her hair, looking amazed at how soft it and her skin is

"Wait, aren't we supposed to go shopping for clothes, you were making a fuss about this not being...girly enough" She says blushing

What do I do?
[] let them choose
[] pick myself *where*
[] Oh thanks for reminding me *drag Sieg to a clothing store*
[] tease the golem
[] Well what do you want to do?
[]That can wait
[]Why don't we try to cook ourselves, I know pam and jess can
[] ask if they mind me and Yvette meeting them for lunch later
[] write in

>>1502041
Well, you aren't wrong. Funnily enough Rowen decided against getting the same pedicure as you did for some reason.

>>1502092
[] Oh thanks for reminding me *drag Sieg to a clothing store*
[] Let Ivy pick a dress for you and one for Rowen.
[] Give the squirrel a hug using your breasts.

>>1502092
>[] let them choose
>[]That can wait
Food First then we drag the poor Golem shopping

>>1502092
>[] let them choose
>[] tease the golem
>[] Well what do you want to do?

After food

>[] Oh thanks for reminding me *drag Sieg to a clothing store*

>>1502109
>[] Let Ivy pick a dress for you and one for Rowen.

Adding this for after food

Writing

>>1501420

>Also, if I do run UMGRQ this next line up, what day would you guys prefer. I'm thinking Sunday

Sunday is usually good for me.

>>1502001

Thanks, HM, good to see you too. Hope everything is going good with your new pup n everything :)

>>1502013

Thanks CU!

-------------

Aaaaand caught up. Woosh that was a lot.

>>1502163
UMGRQ?

Ultimate Monster Girl Royal Quest?

>>1502163
Got inspired?

>>1502163
Yup, making a Golem into a real girl and seducing a squirrel take time.

>>1502189
>>1502192

I'm just answering HM's questions from this thread, since I wasn't here. They look weird out of context so I put the >quote HM so he'd know what I was answering.

>>1502194
Poor overheated monstergirls!

>>1502189
Unfortunate Magical Girl ...something...Reboot? quest. XD HM can tell you I forget

>>1502211
She is unfortunate because she turned into a monster girl?

Ah dammit now I want to write that!

Unfortunate Magical Monster Girl, Thread The First, I am a WHAT now?

>>1502223
One of the character options for the actual quest is weirdly similar to that actually.

"Well how about you guys decide?" I ask shrugging as they all stop talking as they think for a second or two, leaving me to enjoy the sun and the "Silence" of the city. I can hear harpies chirping and squawking at eachother and a slime sliding along. I open my eyes and see the hustle and bustle of the city. Man this place is colorful, haven't really realized that yet but this place is....varied. I've never knew how different the same type of monster girl could be. All the ones back in my home town were the same subspecies most of the time, guess the ones here are from all over the places. Still that is pretty amazing.

"Well whatever we get, I'll need a lot of it, so we might want to go some place cheap" Pam says sheepishly "So I don't end up costing to much, but I think I'd like something spicy"

"Anything warm, I don't really care what but...I'd prefer if it had some cheese or beef on it" Jessie says tiredly, looking half asleep as Rowen mumbles "Cannibal" under her breath. And jessie replies without missing a beat "Oh, so you want acorns then"

Rowen just pouts and says nothing else Yvette frowns and pats her on the back trying to cheer her up

"Well you like pizza right?" She asks turn to look at them and give them my full attention "How about we get some of that, Siegheild do you like pizza"

"Who doesn't but...it kind of feels wrong after all of that" she says awkwardly as I smile

"So? why not just get some pizza, not like you're body is suddenly a temple" I say happily "Besides pizza does sound nice"

"And most places that serve it around here have menus designed for every variety of monster girl" Pam says happily

"Unless they want to go out of business" Jessie and rowen say, glaring at eacother

"Hey hey, don't" Yvette says as Jessie huffs

"Yeah, don't go picking fights you two" I say calmly as Jessie shrug and nods

"I'll try my best" She says calmly

"I make no promises" Rowen murmurs under her breath

"Are they always like this?" Sieg asks as I smile

"There's a reason Jess and Rowen don't like being around eachother" I say as Yvette nods

"You used to be the same way" She says as she looks at the jessie

"I don't like what she doe" She says, without anyone saying anything

"And I think she's a hypocrite, we've agreed to disagree years before I turned into" Rowen sighs, shaking her head "Forget it, lets get pizza, I looked past what May did, I can try again for you Yvvy"

"Good luck" Jessie chuckles

"But I didn't say anything!" Yvette yells as I hug her arm as Sieg sighs

"Well, I've found myself some strange friends? or is there some kind of lingo for" She says as I laugh

"Stop worrying so much" I say, smacking her metal arm "Just go with the flow and it'll come naturally"

"Alright" she says, slumping forward, and wiggling her fingers happily "God the feel so fluid!"
-
Cont
>>1502163
She wants to play with my cat. My cat doesn't want to play. But she's a real sweet heart, a good pup.

>>1502240
Alright, going to take a quick walk. I'll say when I get back

shouldn't be long.

>>1502223
Well, actually the unfortunate is because of how much more forces Chaos had....and because in the first on there were no rerolls

in fact, for awhile, ASQ was the only quest with rerolls.

Unfortunate magical girl rebirth quest does have rerolls though

>>1502258
>Alright, going to take a quick walk. I'll say when I get back

Have a good time HM.

>>1502258
Adding a "becoming more of a monster girl" penalty when you get ones there would atract readers of this quest to go there.

Plus ya know becoming what you hunt is kibd of ironic, aren't most Magical Girl enemies monster girls? At least in Sailor Moon?

>>1502240
>She wants to play with my cat. My cat doesn't want to play. But she's a real sweet heart, a good pup.

D'awww - I had to let my cousins dog babysit my cat ..yesterday I think. He's well behaved but I'm sure there was some unnecessary stalking while we were away and out of the house... :\ Her dog is a german shepherd and I love the guy.

Anyhoo, have a good doggy-walk!

----------------------------------

While HM is gone, players pick a year between 2009 and now.

>>1502276
2011

Also those of you curious about UMGRQ

Some of the potential characters we can choose from and some of the starting options were posted here: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/1451724/

As a preview. Specifically starting here >>1454107

>>1502289
Pick a number between 1 and 166

>>1502296
25

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>>1502299
<--------You have chosen.

>>1502305
By the gods, what fuckery is this?

I have returned with jerky sticks

finishing up writing.

>>1502310
Sonic fanart from 2011?

>>1502310
LOL!!!

I just made you pick a random year from my digital sketchbook. Then a random picture. So you chose picture 25 of 2011.

Just something to do while waiting for HM, since I am not drawing right now.

The only thing is I didn't expect it to be so big XD It's not drawn that big, not even close.

You're better off seeing it in a separate window if you want to see it slightly more accurately.

It's someone else's character I drew for them, during that year.

>>1502321
Yeah, clever Anon, ye have rightly discerned this.

But it's of someone else's character, it was a request.

>>1502322
Heh, you get up to some weird shit when you're not here, I like it.

>>1502317
Welcome back!

>>1502326
Hah, thanks. You could have landed on better from that year, artwise but the randomness of it adds a fun element.

>>1502337
Ah well, we all know my luck is bipolar as hell. I just chose the first year I could think of and my favorite two digit number and it got my someones Sonic OC, crazy times.

>>1502346
It could have been worse. My digital sketchbooks are dodgy at best, especially the further back you go in years. I also have sketchbooks that are real physical books obviously, but those are mostly tucked away when I'm done with them.

I could have had you pic a random page from one I guess.

>>1502353
Eh, it would have been cool no matter what. You do good work draw friend.

>>1502362
:) Thanks CU

>>1502365
Tis' but the truth.

Let's try one more while we wait, I'll suprise you this time:

Pick a year between 2005 and now.

>>1502375
2014

>>1502240
"Wait no no I'm not ready, gimme a second to adjust, I can't go there yet" Sieg whimpers as she gets dragged away into the underwear section by pam, who is dragging her along with her tail and getting a lot of strange looks from the other customers and more than a few tourists wearing medical masks. I laugh, standing there by by where they sell the shoes with Rowen as Sieg tries to claw her way out of my sister's coils.

"Wait can't we just buy some pants first!" She yells, trying to grab onto Jessie, who's having trouble finding something in her size
"J..jessie help meeee"

"Sorry, have my own problems right now" She says sadly as she goes back to digging through her choices "Besides it isn't that bad, You'll have to do it yourself some day"

"It is for me, I can do any time? I'm not ready for this!" She cries out as a few girls laugh, and I bite my tongue to stop myself from laughing as I watch her get dragged along by my sister's massive tail. It amazing how she can move through the aisle without knocking anything down.

There's a camera flash, and I turn to look at Rowen

"What, you're laughing at her, I can't take a few pictures for my article on how to handle gender change as a monster girl?" She asks smugly

"hey, I have an excuse, I can't choose to laugh at a girl being afraid of clothes, you can choose to profit from it"I say with a sneer as she turns back around with a shrug.

"Maybe, but hey at least I'm not laughing at her pain" She says smiling widely as I laugh

"Hey, who the hell is scared of clothes" I giggle.

"Hey girls" Yvette says, making me turn around with rowen. And what I see turns my blood cold and makes me want to run as fast as I can away.

She's holding two dresses in her hands, with a big friendly, slightly devilish smile. One of them has an orange scale pattern on it, and the other has fake red fur.

"Uh" Rowen says, looking me as if to ask if we should run

What do I do?
[] Run for it 1d20+ finesse
[] try it on and ask if it looks good on me
[] grab rowen so she doesn't run off
[] Make an excuse that I need to save Sieg
[] Ask if it had to be so frilly
[] Whimper and try to hide somewhere
[] write in

>>1502380
http://s000.tinyupload.com/index.php?file_id=07818616656224715980

Download file - don't worry it's safe.

I used to make electronic music for many years. This is what you chose.

>>1502384
>[] Make an excuse that I need to save Sieg
>[] Ask if it had to be so frilly
>[] Whimper and try to hide somewhere
>[] grab rowen so she doesn't run off

>>1502384
>[] try it on and ask if it looks good on me
>[] grab rowen so she doesn't run off
>[] Ask if it had to be so frilly

>>1502390
scared

>>1502384
>[] Make an excuse that I need to save Sieg
>[] Ask if it had to be so frilly
>[] Whimper and try to hide somewhere
>[] grab rowen so she doesn't run off

>>1502400
>[] try it on and ask if it looks good on me
Adding. Maybe we look good in red...because somehow I expect us to wear the fur and Rowan to wear the scales.

>>1502384
>[] try it on and ask if it looks good on me
>[] grab rowen so she doesn't run off
>[] Ask if it had to be so frilly

>>1502390
My work internet is taking ages to download this file

>>1502384
>[]Grab Rowen so she doesn't run off

>>1502411
It shouldn't, it's only 5mb. It's not that great of a track anyway so you're not missing much if you don't hear it.

>>1502417
Finally got it
My work internet is awful

>>1502444
There are years where I did massive amounts of music you just happened to pick a year I only did one track and it sucked. XD

I made electronic for quite a long time.

Alright May, lets think about this. You aren't a very good runner at all, lets be honest, I prefer facing problems head on rather than turning tail and running off. And Yvette has her roots and some magic, if she wanted to she could just stop me dead in my tracks since she knows my weakness. Besides even if I do some how get away by the good graces off god, we live together, she's my girlfriend. I am in love with every part of her so eventually I'll have to wear that thing. I bite my lip, feeling a little part of my pride dying. Rowen manages to see this to, guess she really is a sleuth! She starts to turn to walk away at a very brisk pace so she can run off and leave me to my fate. But fuck that, If I am being dressed up, so is she. I grab her by the back of her coat and I swear by the look in her eyes she's weighing the cost of taking it off. But she gives up and sighs and I turn back to Yvette and smile as best as I can.

"Did it have to be so Frilly, Yvvy?" I ask as she hands me the dress with the scales and hands a very upset looking Rowen the one with fur.

"Well I thought it'd look cute, and I know you hate stuff like this but...just this once?" She says, putting her hands together and pleading with puppy dog eyes "Pleaaaase just for me?"

"Don't worry, I'm going to try it on" I say, still smiling as she grins

"And maybe we can buy it if you like it?" She asks, following me to the changing room as Rowen follows closely behind us

"Why do I have to try this on?" She squeaks "Haven't I suffered enough already"

"I thought it was cute" Yvette says with a smile as Rowen goes silent.

Well...its for Yvvy so its okay...its for Yvvy so its okay.
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"Oh it looks wonderful on you sis" Pam says a I try to hide myself with my tail and hand "Don't be so embarresed"

"Hey, you actually look really nice in a dress" Jessie says, patting me on my back as I hang me head, hissing "And you're trying to change, why not try to be feminine for once"

"Noooo" I growl as I sit in Yvette's lap as she hugs me tightly, squeeing happily

"I knew it'd look good on you, you're so adorable" She says happily "Don't worry, I'll get you a proper, sexy dress to if this is too much"

I bite my lips, not saying anything as Rowen stands there like a cave man, shaking because the dress is a little too short for her.

"I feel naked" she says, pouting as Sieg laughs from her changing room

"Ah, now I'm not the only one to suffer, feel my pain you...you" She says, stopping as I can hear her fumbling around "Uh..uh, how do I put this bra on"

"Coming" Pam says as I lay back in yvvy's chest and sigh

"Oh don't be so grumpy" Jessie says teasingly

"So do you want it?" Yvvy asks, looking down at me as I frown and think for a second

"Yes" I say, making jessie laugh and Rowen to smirk as I get treated more like a stuffed dragon.

Not that I'm complaining
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cont

>>1502537
>"Yes" I say, making jessie laugh and Rowen to smirk as I get treated more like a stuffed dragon.
>Not that I'm complaining
Dragons 100% for Cuddling

>I swear by the look in her eyes she's weighing the cost of taking it off.

Golden

>>1502555
Was it ever in doubt?

>>1502564
I stand by my write-in to tell Faith Dragons are for cuddling

>>1502570
We're just going to have to remind Yve that we can nibble back. Its about time for another game of who is "free" The World Tree or Nidhoggr.

They often both win. Only unlike last time. May gets the last laugh

>>1502587
She got to put us in a dress, it's only fair to have a little "revenge".

>>1502587
We should totally have got that upgrade to the green touch so we could shrink her, not just make her grow. Making her a chibi would be hilarious. And also payback by making her be the one being pampered and threated like a child.

>>1502599
>May goes to the library
>Checks out "Bonsais for Beginners"

>>1502599
One day
when we can direct this bag of cats into voting for skills again during a level up

>>1502537

"Where is that damn dragon" Magni hissed, sitting at the lonely table with what remained of his family, including his reborn grandfather, who sat silently playing that....game? she called "Pocket monster girls"

"Be calm my brother, she might've gotten lost up here with Yggdrasil" Mooi said dully, drinking from his flagon as his brother left his untouched.

"We'd know" He says simply "A thing like nidhoggr simply doesn't vanish away"

"Or maybe she forgot" A tall, handsome man said, his hair golden blonde with a friendly smile on his lips "She might've changed"

"Or she's doing this to spite me, Balder' Magni said dully "If she doesn't bring what she stole back soon I'll"

"Hey, don't risk that chance brother, we have no idea what the world of man is like now" Mooi said calmly

"But such utter disrespect!" Magni Said, raising his voice as the all father tapped at the strange device in her hands

"Can be given so leeway, until the reason of the crime is known" Balder said sternly

"We already know it was' Mooi began to say

"Greed!" Magni shouts

"Are we so sure? seems your first meeting was you three butting heads over a grudge from a ghost" Balder said laughing

"Fate has been written once, it can't be rewrote, we all saw this truth, why should we show kindness to" Magni said, angrily as he slowly spoke louder and louder as the allfather shook

Her wings spread, and she slammed her game onto the table, her one eye burning with rage as her braids of pure white hair fell over her face, her strange "hoodie" thing blowing in the wind

"SHUT UP, DAMN YOU, STOP ARGUING LIKE CHILDREN, YOU ARE GODS, Just let her come, and stop going at eachother's throats if she's so bad" She yells, her single eye narrowing "If you want to go on a trip to the world to make sure she hasn't ran off while owing us, shut up for five g....five damned minutes, I'm on a boss battle.....NOOOOOO!"

"May I try all father?" Mooi asks "Mayhaps I could"

Odin said nothing

"We might be able to best this foe in your place?" Magni suggested to the silent god

"No my nephews, this is a battle she must win alone" Balder said calmly, drinking from his flagon again

and we'll end here
I've archived
and I'll see you sunday
and will answer questions

>>1502555
>Angry tiny dragon noises

>>1502604
Cute

>>1502607
Guess we need to make a trip soon.

Bring Rowan, so she can discover that she is a legend too!

>>1502607
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Yep, gotta go return that shit to the gods next thread, maybe gloat about our hammer just a little. Odin looks like fun, hope she's as nice as she looks.


>>1502604

Heheh, YES. Definitely the next upgrade, adorable vengeance!

>>1502607
>>Angry tiny dragon noises
DryadXDragon Cuddling Intensifies!

Thanks For running HM

>>1502607
Cool! Thanks for the thread Headmaster.

This last post reminds me of lost gate by orson scott card

>>1502607
So Odin is a dragon monster girl? Hahaha.

"I kinda wanted to bait you to go to the mortal realm so you ended turned into monster girls."

>>1502632
Feathered wings

Just realised that the first UMGQ is going to be tricky for me. Just hope I can get some of the important votes in for creation.

Pray for the Hiral family[/spoiler

And before I go to bed, pick a number from 1 to 17.

>>1502643
13

>>1502642
Here's hoping
I'm going to miss the first half of the thread like every Sunday
>>1502643
2

>>1502642
Hope ya can make it mate

>>1502642
I play for the monstergirlsation penalty...

>>1502639
So? There are dragons like that.

>>1502648
Oh I will probably be lurking...got to try and get what I want. Even if I am unlucky.

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>>1502646
You get hand studies from I don't know what year.

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>>1502647
You get these doodles from sometime between 2010 and 2012 I believe.

>>1502656
I like it

>>1502656
Top right style for YDFQ

>>1502666
Thanks :)

>>1502668
There is an inked version of that somewhere.

Anyhoozles, have a great night everyone! Thanks again HM.

>>1502677
Night Draw Friend

>>1502677
Night draw friend, hope to see you tomorrow.