>>1500695
Do I have a job? If not, search for applications. Also, what are my skills?

>>1500695
Check skills and traits.
We gotta know how good we are at being a good boy!

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stats:
100% good boy
Atk: 2
Goodboy: you are a very good boy. so good you can take anyjob

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there are three jobs open:
Chef:
President:
Dog:
The last job seems weird. Maybe it seems that you must be a good boy inorder to be a good boy

>>1500821
Check the classifieds section of the newspaper.

>>1500821
Roam around the streets looking for good things to do

>>1500828
Become the President and Dog.
You'll be the world's first good boy furry president.

>>1500828
Become dog. Dog is human's best friend. Becoming dog is best way to earn good boy points

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you are now the worlds first furry president.
+50 good boy points
Bork bork.

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this furry over here looks like he has something for you to do to gain good points

>>1501068
Cautiously approach.
I'm not so sure about the intentions of this furry citizen.

>>1501068
Analyse the objective goodness of yiffing.

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You cautiously approach the furry.
The furry says he'll give you five(5) whole good points for a yiff owo

>>1502023
Yiff

>>1502023
Yiff

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you yiff the furry
+5 good points
He thinks u have something in u. he has a job 4 u. 45 good points if u do it

>>1502179
Inquire about the details

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he wants u to kill the mayor of BAD BOY TOWN.
Where evry1 there is a BAD BOY

kill people is not 4 a good boy. not meant to get good boy points for this. put furry in bad-jail.

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the furry screms.
He is now is BAD JAIL
he begs 4 mercy, he says he will give u 46 goodboy points if u kill the mayor of BAD BOY TOWN. if u let him out

>>1502342
Tell him that he needs a timeout, and killing people isn't okay.

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you give him the no no finger. telling him killing is a BAD THING. the prison gives u 5 good boy points for taking care of the furry.
One of the prison guards tell u that they have a job for you if u want owo. For 45 good boy points

>>1502410
Immediately pinky promise that we will do it. Then ask about the details.

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u pinky promise that u will do it.
The cop says he wants you to track down a evil group of people. That is producing artificial FAKE good boy points. he says he will give u some good boy items when u track them down

>>1502456
Accept, use dog nose for tracking

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u sniff

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U FOUND THEM

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YOU WITNESS THE FAKE GOOD BOY POINTS DEALING AND IT TURNS OUT THE FURRY IS A DEALER???!!!!
o my

tell the person they not real good boy points because furry not a good boy. put furry in VERRY BAD jail. also be sorry to guard for getting 5 maybe fake good boy points, give them to him, and promis it won't happen again.

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the FURRY POINT A GUN AT U
U convince the person that it is bad and now they are sad.
BUT THE FURY STILL HAS A GUN

Activate good-fu powers that you learned when you became president.

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You use your ultimate good fu powers. the furry is very confused

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HE IS KICKED

Kicking people is not good! You have brought shame to your dojo.

>>1502617
Say sorry for kicking, as is custom for good boy president dojo

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u say sorry to the furry. who is now PASSED OUT.

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you have so much good boy points now.
You can now pay rent.
What should you do now. OwO.

>>1502752
Now that we have finished our facade of good boy, we need to put on our bad not mask and run around town being a bad boy.

(said the guy who was buying good boy points from the furry)

give 100 points to president to pay ur rent, then buy som mor attack because you used one of your last two attacking the furry.

>>1502752
Skin the furry

>>1502962
Yes! Only good boys know of the horrors furries can produce in goodboytown!

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yuo skin teh furry

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you give 100 good boy points to the president
-100 good boy points
+100 good boy points

>>1503306

Use the furry's skin to write a bill that allows dogs to do whatever they want.

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u put on your bad BOY MASK its tim to do bad boi thingiwa

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you write a bill that says "dogs = gods".
What now

>>1503326

put it in congress' mailbox

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its now in there owo

>>1503345

graffiti on the mailbox

>>1503354
draw a benis

>>1503354
>>1503627
With the furry's blood

>>1503354
>>1503627
>>1503639
Cuz why not?

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you graffiti a benis and other things on the mailbox with the furry blood. This is a truely bad boy thing.
+5 bad boy points

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u graffiti a benis and smoe other bad boy things in the furries blood.
Such a bad boy thing
+5 bad boy points
(reposting because omg i made a mistake in the last time)

But the collision of good boy points and bad boy points will create a black hole!

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a black hole appears o no o boy

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where are you now?

>>1505820

Minecraft?

Flip the "Wow" upside down. You're in Isaac's basement.

Neutral boy world

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you really doubt that you are in minecraft

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you don't really know which one you are in. Both of them seem pretty viable.
Maybe you should look around to find out where you are
I think you might see somebody

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this fellow looks like a bad micky mouse. Maybe he knows something

Ask its gender and preferred pronoun

>>1505909
Threaten to yiff him if he doesnt explain whats going on.

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you threaten to yiff them.
They say that they're male and the preferred pronouns is he/him/shim/slom/mous/mim/mis
He explains that you have done a bad boy thing and a good boy thing. so a black hole appeared and suck you in..
slom says that you are in zone 0.
Also known as neutral boy zone.
also he says you're probably not in a basement. But nobody really know's as they're too confused with why they're here.

>>1505972
Ask how to earn neutral boy points. Earning points is all we know

>>1505972
look for a light switch, its really dark in here.

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you ask about how to gain neutral points. you either gain them by doing good things and bad things at the same time. or just doing neutral things.
Also there is no lightswitch. things are justl ike this

>>1506077
tell him to "have a day" and see if that gets any points.

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you say have a day. that's a lot of neutral points. maybe u can do something with them

>>1506095
Scratch a smile on one of the neutral points to see if you can make a good boy point with it.

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you scratch in a smile face into the neutral.
BUT IT MAKES A SUPER HAPPY POINT.
It's a godly point. It grants you one wish. what should it be

examine bork skill tree

wish for yes

>>1506124
wish for a light switch to turn on the lights.

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these are yuor stats

>>1506140
Use the god point to give us sideways eight points

Wish to gain the ability to direct gravitational forces with your mind.

Wish for worthy foe

use the wish to banish you alter-ego, bad furry president, and escape neutral zone.

>>1506124
wish to go to a random zone. we will be an interdimensional traveller.

>>1506140
wish for OP to come back ;__;

>>1506150
This will be the greatest thing we've ever obtained

(will update had to do other stuff lol)

>>1508268
love u
voting for this >>1506890

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you wish for yes, a lightswitch. a sideways eight points. Gravitational forces with your mind. A worthy foe. And to banish your alter ego, bad furry president, op to comeback. And to go to a random zone. to gain inter-dimensional traveling abilities. ok it says

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you don't know what happened. but you appear to be transcending space and time

>>1508347
Boy oh boy
How do we feel?

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where are you now?
Maybe you should see if some of those wishes worked

>>1508381
Slightly good boy world?

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you look around but you see somebody.
OH NO IT'S CYBORG FURRY PRESIDENT EVIL. this must be your alter ego and your worthy foe.

>>1508423
Inquire why he is bad, there must be a reason for his evil ways.

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y r u evil.
cause

>>1508475
Punch him, then apologize

>>1508475
No, that truly is a worthy foe
Use the control of gravitational forces to send him flying up into the stratosphere

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you punch him in the face. He says ow as you send him up into the SKY

>>1508533
shout "sorry!" as he's floating away and then use lightswitch

>>1508533
Finish him off with your goodest ultimate attack

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you shout sorry as he is being taken away.
You have a flashlight instead of a light switch. You turn it on but it doesn't do anything. maybe u could find some other way to usei t

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you use your goodsword send him off x2 faster.
He blasts away. Who knows. maybe he might come back.
What now?

>>1508342
>And to go to a random zone.
Here you probably gain points by doing random things
>>1508561
Stick flashlight up poophole
That oughta do the trick

(shouldimakeabaddiscordforgoodboyquestornahsinceitsthehipandcoolthing we do these days)

>>1508573
no, that is gay.

>>1508573
idk bro I stumbled upon /qst/ for the 1st time today and I would've long left if it wasn't for your little adventure
idk how you do things around here

>>1508581
(yeah you're right)

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yuo stiick it up wayyyyyy up there. you can now shoot lasrs out of ur eyes. + 1000 random points

>>1508594
write "GOOD BOY WUS HERE" on the wall with your eye lasers

>>1508607
Then leave this zone in style

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you laser eye it onto the wall

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You leave random zone in style.
Off to somewhere else

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Meanwhile somewhere else
a black figure is talking to a weird robot thing. it asks about many things. probably evil things.
The figure asks "do we have enough pants"
The robot responds with"no, we do not have enough sufficient pants to do this." "darn"

>>1508672
locate these guys and offer to buy them a bunch of pants with your random points for a part of the profit

>>1508707
Then maybe hijack the robot dude for robot powers

>>1508573
Make a twitter nerdddddd~

>>1508900
take off your pants and offer it to them

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you appear out of no where doing the splits. You pull out 99 pairs of pants using your points to buy them.they are shocked by how much pants you have

>>1509594
Offer pants in exchange for...an equivalent sum of local currency?

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"now all we need is one more pair of pan-" the bad micky mouse thing is cut off because you dramatically pull off your pants. giving it to them.
Now you have 0 pants: while the BM (Bad Mickymouse) has 100

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>>1509647
yuo screm for money
BM is very spooked

>>1509665
do not stop screm until mone is gib

gain chaotic points, and use them to level up your chaotic skilltree. align as CHAOTIC GOODBOY.

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you spook him out so much he givs u 6000 gibs. which is the currency of the world.
Also you got a whole bunch of Chaotic points

>>1511819
Make new pants out of gibs

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you now have the chaotic ability of Screm. It's like screaming but real better

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you made the best pair of pants ever. It seems magical. BM is surprised. also spooked

Suddenly name become Dr. President Best Boi Bernardino THE THIRD

Benny 3 for short

>>1511900
Acquire parrot and eyepatch

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hye guys some bad promotional art for good boy quest (upd8 will com soon)

make sure ipatch is see-thru and that parrot could possibly be bees.

ask about bad mickys endgame

>>1511974
>>1511984
>>1512010
>Why not.jpeg

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oshimizzleowo you are benny 3 and your eyepatch is so fucking lit senpai you can see through it.
Also instead of a parrot you have BEE'S IN A CAN

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BM says that he will use to pants to take over all the zones. Goodboy zone, badboy zone, neutral boy zone, random zone. Every zone. Even though your world isn't a zone, he'll take it over anyway.
He will uses to pants to hold ancient magic from all of the zones. So he can use the pants to take everything over.
He also says he remembers you from neutral boy zone.

>>1513566
Because of this simple typing error

In this we respond by >>1513599
Wishing this zone becomes a poorly drawn manga zone... it's genre is up to popular vote If supported enough...

>>1513599
that sounds bad
use goodboy points to buy a goodboy gun and shoot him.

>>1513599
Use laser vision to burn his legs
Where is he gonna wear the pants now?

UNLEASH THE BEEEEEEEEEEEES!!!!!

realise that with your badboy alter ego gone, you're pure goodboy now. stop trying to brutally murder/disfigure BM, and just burn up his pile of pants.

also release the bees. they probably can't breathe in that can. use goodboy points to make sure they behave themselves.

>>1513906
Make sure they BEEhave themselves

>>1513942
gain 10 goodboy points for the wholesome joke

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>>1513892
Or is he

yes because you wish for and also for yes which means yes

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suddenly bad chaotic boy furry president dimension traveler is back!
He takes ur gun. Fires at BM, makes u shoot your laser eye. And RELEASES The BEES
They are good bees so they beehave themselves +10 goodboy points

but yu wish'd. for no mor furry bad. y is wish not work? ask the super-good point why.

>>1515169
Now we have to fight against the strongest enemy. Ourselves.
We must REASSERT our identity in the badboy/goodboy, negative/positive, black/white, No/Yes dichotomy which has MERGED inside us, CONFOUNDING our very own individuality.
That's why I declare we use the last wish the Super-Good Point has granted us.
We use YES.

>>1516703
No, we need to ask for the infinite wishes, then we do that and live happily never after in anime zone

Wish for more bees please

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>>1515293
yuo ask y.
He says y not.

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you ask if you can wish for yes. The coin says "yes".
You wish for yes

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yes

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yes

>>1517111
Are we in anime land now Senpai?

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hue

>>1517175
Well, are we Senpai desu~?

>>1517175
nut your way out of this universe

>>1517175
Find/make oneechan

but first find the pistachios

We >>1517297
To >>1517676
Before we >>1518401
Ok Senpai?

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senpi

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SENPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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SENPIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII

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meanwhile far away.
A young man stands in his room.
Someone who is not a good boy or a bad boy.
He is a ANONYMOUS BOY. Nobody knows his true intentions.

Replace head with Gameboy.

become *gameboyboy*

Put on clothes

>>1518987
be naked

>>1518987
369 noscope while 420 blazin...

It will feel 69 times better than sex, guaranteed or we will get your weed back....

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gameBOY??????
That's no game boy. That's the latest model of the new Iphone 82S.
You haked it so you can hack people with a click of a press on the screen. The ultimate phone for a hackerman.

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>>1519184
>>1519878
You're already wearing clothes. Wtf is wrnog u

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you've recently found this game on 4clover. one of your favorite websites. So far on the vidya game boards no one has made it this far. And for some reason with you not even making any actions. Your character is saying "SENPIIII" a lot. It's strange. it's like it's alive.

Replace head with shitty smartphone.

>>1523197
Lock phone and put in pocket, it'll ring if our goodboy needs us
Explore anonymousboy zone for people to hack

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>>1523341
Wow so rude to your phone. It just wants to try to be a good boy. A good phone boy.

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you place you phone away. You go to explore the zone to look for people to hack.

>>1523757
And?...

Hack the "normos" that don't use 4clover

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>>1525740
you go to enter the normo zone.
The worst zone out all every other normo zone. Tungler. Time to hack.
Though you're pretty sure there is like a war going on. So hopefully you don't get involved into the war with hacking a extreme n o r m o

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o shimmizle you just found a normo. You have access 2 literally evrything related 2 him. wot should yuo do with evrything u have.

Replace shitty hat with less shitty hat.
He'll be ostracized by his community for having different taste in headwear.

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>>1525978
you replace his hat with a far less shitty. and more supreme hat.

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it looks like it worked

Excellent. Move on to the next normie.

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mai god. it's mr tungler himself. The worlds BIGGEST NORMIE. fukc what should to do to ruin life.

Turn on Caps Lock so that whenever he tries to type his head he presses shift and it becomes lowercase.

assign him 1 cool point, and then collision of coolpoints and uncoolpoint send him to the neutral zone >:)

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you give mr tungler a cool point. A extra cool point

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he so gone

>>1530188
Hacking into mr tungler's shit, we take his place and impose new rules to the normo community

Just DDoS Tungler for a few hours.

>>1530415
This is genius Onii-Chan