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''You can thank my instructors for that.
They taught us how to harness our rage better.
And my years on the field allowed me to perfect it. It's the reason why I stayed mostly sane after everything.
But I do admit that I can get carried away.''

Aaroniero shrugs at that.
''That doesn't concern me.
As long as you can keep it under control that is.''

''Of course I can!
Just who do you think I am?''

Aaroniero doesn't respond and instead turns his head in the direction of Ashisogi Jizo.
''But this is bad...
If Muramasa is capable of slipping in and out of the Garganta then catching him won't be easy.''

You also look at the shattered blade and start thinking about something.
''Is it going to be a problem that I broke this?''

''Who knows?
But I wouldn't worry about it too much.
This blade belongs to the captain of the 12th division Kurotsuchi Mayuri.
If anyone then he can fix it.
...
Think doctor Garasu but twice the insanity and half the morals.''

''Damn.
Wait! The 12th division?
Isn't that where we're headed?''

AA nods in confirmation.
''Yes.
It's probably no coincidence either.
If anyone then Jizo knows every inch of that place. Muramasa probably used his knowledge to assault the division grounds...
Speaking of which, do you still want to go there?
It might be better to report our encounter and findings to the Shinigami.''

>Muramasa must have come from there. Investigating that area just became top priority.
>Let's find the current HQ of the Reapers and tell them the truth about their zanpakuto
>Other? (write-in)

>>1499527
>Muramasa must have come from there. Investigating that area just became top priority.

Hey Spoopy

>>1499527
>>Muramasa must have come from there. Investigating that area just became top priority.

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Oddly quiet in here.

>>1499569
Aye.
Oh well.

>writing

>>1499569
Currently dying of heatstroke and unable to brain

But I am lurking

>>1499603
Don't force yourself my dude.
If you feel ill then just take it easy, dying over a quest on a mongolian basket weaving website is not worth it

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''Muramasa must have come from the 12th Division.
Which means we should investigate it before the trail grows colder.
Or before the reapers mess it up...''

Not saying a word your friend nods in confirmation and begins marching after you the second you take off.
It was no difficult matter finding the squad in questions. You just had to follow the trail you were previously on and the smoke.
Upon arrival you found yourself confused yet again at the state of the complex but not because of how devastated it was.
On the contrary, it appeared that the 12th Division sustained far less damage than the second.

''Hmmmm...
Interesting.
It appears that only a handful of buildings were sacked.''

Aaroniero walks up to you and observes the place.
''And if you look closely you can see that only a select few of the bigger piles of ash are still smoldering.
Even the destruction appears to be much more tame than the last one.
Were they so focused on the 2nd that they didn't have enough forces left for this one?''

''Or perhaps they simply didn't need to hit this one that hard...
Regardless we should investigate more thoroughly.''

''Agreed.''

Following that little exchange the two of you use Sonído a few times to get to the area in question as fast as possible and the smell of ash hit your nostrils very hard when you did so.
As AA said the damage was nowhere near as extensive as the second divisions.
If you really wanted to you could even see the intact buildings with your minds eye.

But just as you wanted to get closer to a larger pile of rubble you found yourself surrounded by an array of turrets all of which had cameras mounted upon them.
''So that's why the place wasn't hit harder...''
You muse to yourself.

''Okay Arrancar.
You have five seconds to explain yourself before we repurpose you as a colander.
Starting now.''

Frowning a bit you look into one of the devices and speak up.
''Didn't your mom tell you that it's rude to ask for someones name without giving your own first?''

*sigh*
''This is 3rd seat Akon of the 12th Division.''

''Well I'm Kaizar Soize and I came to unfuck Soul Society.
You may try to stop me but I must warn you that it won't work!''

Literally moments later you hear the sound of heavy machinery coming to life as a thick slab of the floor begins to rise before your eyes.
From this secret passage a strange man with two sets of horns can be seen coming up.
''Sorry about that.
Everyone is a bit on edge right now.''
He scratches his head.
''Once again, I'm Akon.
Nice to meet you.''

Huh, caught the start for once. Well that's a thing.

''You're awfully trusting for someone that pointed guns at us just a second ago...''
Aaroniero sneers at the scientist before him.

''Assuming that those readings we received a minute ago came from you it's unlikely that these would have done much to you.
But even with that our division has... access to almost all information that's within the Seireitei.
Not even the second division can match the capabilities of our intelligence system.
So we're very much aware of most of the Fear Eaters exploits.''

''And?''

''And if you say that you're not here to cause problems then I'm inclined to believe.
Plus we're in a bad spot right now.
I'm willing to take any help that I can get.''

''Won't you get in trouble for this though?''

''I'm already toast for what happened to the buildings...
At this point it really doesn't make a difference whether I help you or not.''

''Well your assistance is appreciated at the very least.''

Do you want to ask Akon about the siege?

>Ask what buildings were attacked.
>Ask who and how many of them attacked
>Just investigate on your own
>Other? (write-in)

>>1499696
Ask for his personal speculation as to why those specific buildings would be prioritised. He's an analyst. Analysing things is his job.

>>1499696
>investigate on our own, then come back to compare with the guy.

Don't won't to miss anything at the start

Okay then.

Roll 3d10
Best of 3
DC 22, no crit

>>1499749
Also

>writing

Rolled 1, 1, 10 = 12 (3d10)

>>1499749

Rolled 4, 7, 1 = 12 (3d10)

>>1499749

Rolled 4, 6, 8 = 18 (3d10)

>>1499749
Rollin'

Okay, no success but that's okay.
Thanks to the write-in you get the clue that you would have gotten without needing to roll.

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''We're currently trying to figure out exactly why these two Squads were attacked.
If you had any input on the situation then I'd like to hear it, even if it's just speculation.''

Hearing this Akon reaches into one of the pockets on his labcoat and takes out a pack of cigarettes.
''Oh I have a very good idea about what they were after.''
He then proceeds to light his smoke.
''Those buildings over there, or what's left of them at least, used to belong to the wings responsible for gathering and processing data from all over the place.
And then there was also the section responsible for monitoring all activity within said wing.
Now I don't know specifically what they were after but they made sure to erase any trace of their intrusion.''

Aaroniero then raises his hand to his mask and begins pondering.
''So they really were looking for something.
Could you tell us specifically what place this section of the division was observing?''

''The Living Realm.''

At this you look up in surprise.
''The Living Realm?
I thought the bastard was after us!''

''What do you mean?''
Akon asks in confusion.

You shake your head at that.
''Never mind that.
Suffice to say we also have our reason to step on his neck.''

''I see.
It seems Muramasa has a knack for making enemies.''

''Too bad he's also adept at making... allies.''

''Sadly.''
Akon finishes his cig and tosses it at the ground.
''Is there anything else you want?
If not I'd like to get back to analyzing what little data we managed to gather.''

''Not really.
Say, would it be a problem if we looked around a bit?''

He shrugs at this.
''Knock yourselves out.
But we've thoroughly checked everything and found nothing.
So it might be a waste of time.''

''We'd still like to try.
Thanks for the assistance Akon.''

''No problem.
Just make sure to catch the bastard.''

''That's the plan.''
You then turn around and begin walking up to one of the larger piles of debris but stop halfway there.
''Oh and one more thing.
Make sure to get this message to your fellows: You can safely fight your zanpakuto.
I've seen someone beat his own and it became obedient once more.''

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Akon doesn't respond to you.
It appears that he's more taken back by this than you anticipated.
Regardless of that he quickly recovers and in a fit of panic rushes downstairs.

''GET ME A COURIER ASAP!
THE CAPTAINS NEED TO HEAR THIS!''

After he's gone you return to the task at hand while Aaroniero chuckles a bit.
''He took that well.''

As you keep shoveling dirt aside with your hands you speak to him.
''Quit being smug and get to work.
Or else we'll never finish.''

''Right, right.''

Even with the combined effort of the two of you the procedure took much longer than expected.
By the end both of your white uniforms were tarnished by numerous dirt patches.
Your lung was full of dust and ash and under your fingernails there was more refuse than you thought possible.
Both of you are now sitting upon a rock, breathing painfully with exhaustion.

''Nothing...
How could there be nothing?''
Aaroniero asks you but you are too tired to even respond to him.

As you're sitting there you hear footsteps closing in on you from the underground bunkers entrance.
A young shinigami with a miniscule spiritual pressure and a small topknot at the front of his head can be seen slowly coming out of the not so hidden entrance with two mugs in his hands.

''Erm...
E-excuse me!
I-I brought you two some coffee.''
He says meekly as he extends the two mugs to you.

Looking up at him you reach out and take the sweet brown liquid with gratitude.
''Thanks.''

After sending the drink down the hatch you felt a bit better about your situation.
But despite it being a good coffee Aaroniero didn't take his for some reason.
Curious about that you raise an eyebrow at him.

''Y-You can have it.''
He hesitates for a moment.
''I don't feel comfortable taking my mask off.''

Shrugging at this you take his share and drink it with lightning speed.
With the sun slowly setting on the horizon and your spirit restored you look at the shinigami that brought you such a wonderous gift.
''Thanks again.
I really needed a pick-me up.''

''N-n-no problem!''
He scratches behind his head.
But to your surprise rather than saying or doing anything after that he just stands there awkwardly.

''Can I... help you?''

''Erm... actually...
I was wondering...''
He swallows hard after that.
''If you could give me an autograph!''

That took you by surprise.
''Erm. Sure?''

''REALLY?!''
His eyes light up.

''Well you did help me out.
So what the hell!''

''SWEEET!~''
He then reaches under his coat and takes out both a pen and a rather large piece of paper.

As he unfolds the surface that he wants you to sign your initial confusion about the situations turns into mild rage.
A pitch black poster with only a pair of yellow eyes, six red markings on the side and a wide wicked grin can be seen on it with the following subtitle: FEAR EATER! Madness unfolds!

''I've been a HUGE fan of your movies for a while now!''

>>1500064
OH NO,OUR NEXT GREAT BATTLE. SS COPYRIGHT BATTLES.

>>1500064
>movies

Motherfucker it's time to sue for defamation. Unless they're actually really good.

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>>1500064
>How do we make people not fear the Fear Eater?
>I've got an idea that just might work...

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You keep staring at the poster with a twitching eyebrow as Aaronieros muffled laughter becomes more and more audible over time.

''Movies? As in plural?!''

''Yeah! This is the fourth in the series and my personal favorite!
It's the prequel for the first Fear Eater that basically redefined the series as a whole!''

''And let me guess...
It's one of those movies where the monster is a guy in a rubber costume...''

''Of course!
What else would it be?''

By now Aaronieros laugh has become unbearable to you.
Feeling one of your veins ready to pop any second you angrily scratch the boys poster and quickly scribble your name on it.

*sigh*
''There!
Just! Get this out of my sight!''

The boy keeps staring at the poster in disbelief.
''OHMYGODOHMYGODOHMYGOD!''
But as he keeps going on and on a loud explosion can be heard coming from deeper in the Seireitei.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fMGCcRAVpcM

''Oh my god...''

At this both you and Aaroniero forget about what just transpired and stand at attention.
Several spiritual pressures popped up all over the place and seemingly out of nowhere.
In but a few moments you could feel the battles unfolding from even that far away.

''Kaizar...
They-''

''Yeah, I know.
They must be using the Garganta for deployment.
Not good.''
You turn to the shinigami whose knees have given in after shaking so much.
''You! Get back where you came from! It's not safe out here!''

''R-right!''
He snaps back to reality and hurries downstairs.
Shortly after that the hatch closes once more.

Aaroniero tugs at Nejibana as if to get her attention.
''This is not like their last attack.
They are not targeting anyone.''

''Total chaos...''

>Jump into the fray, try to minimize the damage (Random fights)
>Find the strongest enemy signatures (Random fight with only strong opponents as options)
>This must be a diversion... (Ignore the fighting. Large casualties)
>Other? (write-in)

>>1500142
>This must be a diversion... (Ignore the fighting. Large casualties)

>>1500142
>>Find the strongest enemy signatures (Random fight with only strong opponents as options)

>>1500142
>Diversion/Other? (write-in)
>We fight strong types
>AA scouts to find anything else out of the ordinary

>>1500142
>>Find the strongest enemy signatures (Random fight with only strong opponents as options)

>>1500165
>>1500155
you guys know we let more die or suffer the longer this drags out right?

>>1500142
>This must be a diversion... (Ignore the fighting. Large casualties)

That's a fight against someone strong.

Roll 1d10 for the encounter.
The higher the more dangerous.
3rd roll only

also
>writing

Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1500218

Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1500218

Rolled 7 (1d10)

>>1500218
10 is that you?

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Not even bothering to look at your comrade you gave the order.
''Aaroniero, scour the area!
If you find anything suspicious: Don't engage. Gather as much intel as possible.
If you don't find anything: Damage control.''

''On it.''

With those two words he disappeared with a loud booming Sonído.
Drawing your sword free from its holster you followed suit and made your way to the reiatsu that was amongst the strongest ones and also the closest.
Using the technique over and over again you sped through the battlefield like a white blur until you stopped abruptly because the tiny source of light that you spotted on the way grew so large that it began hurting your eyes.
Looking at the scenery you felt oddly disgusted as the smell of searing flesh hit your nostrils.
The screams of the shinigami who had their skin seared off reminded you of the war.

Feeling a bit nauseous and incredibly furious you decided to jump straight into the flames just so you could get to their source faster.
Swinging Basilisco with full force you managed to whip up enough wind to disperse some of the flames but not all of them, just enough to get in the blazing inferno faster.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tx74U7-tAw

After landing on the molten ground a familiar sight appears before you.
''It's been a while since I've last seen you.
But if I knew this would happen I'd have eaten you.''

The scantily clothed woman with the pale skin and the colorless clothing that barely covers her private parts turns around to look at you.
''You mean you don't like what I've done with the place?''
She spreads her arms in a welcoming manner.
''Shame. After all you're one of the people whose attention I wanted to catch with this little barbeque.''

''Me?''

''That's right.
After Muramasa told us of your arrival I must admit... I could barely contain myself!''

Looking around at the swirling tongues of flame around all around you let out a chuckle.
''This is what you mean by ''Containing''?
I must admit I liked the old you better.
You know the one. Meek, knew how to wear clothes...''

The woman laughs at you as she twirls in place.
''Let's not focus on the past and just enjoy ourselves!
Come on big boy! Whip out that nice... thick... and long sword of yours!
Show me a good time!''

Feeling a bit agitated by her attitude and worried about the flames in the area you point Basilisco at her.

>Get in there and slice her up before things get out of control
>Just keep away from her flames and fight from afar
>It's obvious that she's trying to lure you in. Let's trap the trapper
>Other? (write-in)

>>1500375
>>It's obvious that she's trying to lure you in. Let's trap the trapper

>>1500375
>>It's obvious that she's trying to lure you in. Let's trap the trapper

>>1500375
>>It's obvious that she's trying to lure you in. Let's trap the trapper

>>1500375
>It's obvious that she's trying to lure you in. Let's trap the trapper.
>Ask her if she chose to look so Scantily dressed or just enjoys being so unmodest.

That's an obvious result.

Okay, start rolling again.
3d10 as usual, best of 3
DC: 17 Crit: 21

Rolled 4, 6, 4 = 14 (3d10)

>>1500463
F

Rolled 7, 5, 10 = 22 (3d10)

>>1500463

Rolled 1, 5, 1 = 7 (3d10)

>>1500463

>>1500471
We gonna spank some ass.

>>1500463
Can we take a bit out of her by chance? Actually can we bite EACH one of those we fight?

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>>1500479
Technically you can.

>>1500471
Pretty much how this fight will go...

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Seeing how the girl already has her sword released you charge her almost immediately.
Basilisco clashes with the sword of the sword and the shockwave that's created makes the flames around you dance for a moment.
The pale girl begins grinning like a mad woman and she lets out a long laugh.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pBIf2hSV0w

''HAHA!
YES! THIS IS IT!
Oh how I longed for this!
Now then! Don't hold back!
Show me everything you have! I want to take it all in! YES!''

As sparks fly off around the edges of your blades you break free of your little struggle and deliver five swift slashes, all of which were parried flawlessly by the girl.
Seeing that at your current level this is not going to work you decided to fall back momentarily.

''Oh no! You can't be done!''
She flicks the flint lock mechanism on the hilt of her sword and the sparks that appear ignite the gas released by the sword.
For a moment you see the streak of gas that serves as the fuse for her ability light up before it reaches the pocket of volatile gas around you.

With a loud booming sound her technique goes off and the area just before your chest explodes, tearing your clothes apart.
As you grasp your chest after it got singed you look at the girl with a concerned look on your face.
''I have to finish this quick...''
You mumble to yourself.

''What were you sayin'?''

''I was just wondering if your choice of attire is intentional or you're simply enjoying it.''

She chuckles a bit.
''Since I'm planning on burning you until you can't regenerate I might as well tell you.
It's a bit of both. I simply realized after a time that if I have such wondrous curves then why shouldn't I show them?
It'd be cruel to rob the world of such a sight, wouldn't you agree?''

You smirk at that.
''Well... in that case...
I won't have to be considerate about exposing you even more.''
You raise your sword.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=suwfJMiXauU

''Mend and maim.''

Reiatsu begins to swirl around you and obstruct your opponents vision.
Seeing you releasing your blade she gets visibly more tense.
''Like hell you are!''
She activates the sword and another explosion goes off where the mass of reiatsu was still swirling.

But before she could get too happy about her achievement she hears a loud booming sound and you appear behind her.
''Where are you aiming?''

In a fit of panic she turns around her heel and slashes horizontally.
Just by observing her movements you can tell that she's a captains zanpakuto.
Each movement she makes is executed with liquid precision and at such speed that it's honestly hard to follow.

Unfortunately for her you avoided this strike of hers in the same manner as you did the last.
Appearing behind her you have your back turned to her this time.
''Slow.''
You raise both of your hands up and then push them forward, tightening the thread of mucus you left behind around her neck like a garrote.

Wait who's sword is this? Ashido's?

>>1500698
I think it's the lesbian who wants to munch on the cat. Black hair and all that

>>1500720
No, that one's a tiny bee. And also not this explosive.

>>1500726
I dunno then.

>>1500698
That guy who's sword we stole for a while at the beginning of the quest, Oiren or something

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For a moment she panics but after that she simply lets out a smirk.
''That's no good!''
And after finishing her sentence you feel your thread snapping in two.

As both halves of your wire fall before you it became obvious how they got separated.
At the ends of both strands you see tiny flames slowly making their way up to your arm.
Letting out a sigh you turn around to face the girl once more.

''I had no idea you could do that...''

She smirks at that.
''And it was such a good try as well!
Better luck next time!''
Then the girl begins pacing around the place while her body is covered entirely by flames.

Not taking any of this you raise your hand, extend your finger and open fire at the rogue Zanpakuto.
Five translucent bullets were fired, hoping that with enough force behind them they'd penetrate her flaming wall and hit her before they burn to a crisp.
But the intensity and heat of her fire proved to be too much for your mucus.

You squint at that.
''Not good...''

''Ara ara.
Do you need a hand?
Maybe if I lowered the shield a bit...''

Taking on a different approach you open up your palm and as quickly as you can you charge up a Cero.
After firing the turquoise blast off the girl uses Shunpo to dodge it completely and as if trying to impress you she begins imitating your approach and appears behind you with her sword raise to your neck.

''And that's just too slow.
You seem to have gotten weak in your old age Fear Eater dear...''
After finishing her sentence Oiran then slices your throat open with her flaming blade...

Or at least she wanted to do that but instead she found her sword getting stuck in the goo doppelgänger that you left behind.
The flames around her blade slowly begin to burn the mucus into a black mess as she looks in horror at the trap you set up for her.
''W-WHEN?!''

''When my Cero blinded you...''
You speak in a condescending tone and raise up your hand into the air.
Bringing your fist down like a hammer of judgment you strike the ground which causes it to cave in and create a large sinkhole.
And as the sword spirit falls down you shoot numerous strands of goo all over the place in order to make it drag as much dirt into the hole as possible.
With enough soil falling down to cover the girl almost entirely the flames around her die out due to the lack of oxygen.

But rather than feeling accomplished about your creation you start feeling uneasy as the girls reiatsu spikes.
''BANKAI!''

A pillar of flame emerges from the ground and it appears that the girl is riding it.
Once she lands you can see a large red halo floating behind her back and black flame markings all across her body.
The sword in her hand also appears to be different as there is no longer a flint-lock mechanism on it.
''Taiyō-shin no joō!
Okay! I'm done playing!''

Raising up your fists you look her in the eye.
''So am I!''

>Just keep this up
>Try overpowering her
>Attempt to figure out her power and turn it against her
>Other? (write-in)

>>1500745
speaking of swords, what happened to that guy's sword that we found in ghost mexico?

>>1500782
You lost it in Soul Society.
Then the science mooks found it and placed it in a depository

>>1500780
>Attempt to figure out her power and turn it against her

>>1500780
>>Try overpowering her

>>1500780
>>Attempt to figure out her power and turn it against her

>>1500787
Guys should we ask for it back after this? also on a side note on bleach swords, I hope that one day someone runs a shingami quest where we regularly interact with our sword.
>>1500780
>Attempt to figure out her power and turn it against her

>>1500780
>>Attempt to figure out her power and turn it against her

>>1500808
...Dude are you kidding? Like, literally every shinigami quest so far has had that

>>1500780
>Tty overpowering her
>>1500808
Shinigami savant quest sees the character routinely interacting with her sword spirit(s)

>>1500834
Don't often read female mc quest and the one time I have read are shingami quest the qm was a fucking dick and made the anons choose between killing an innocent person or stabbing themselves, killing them mc and ending the quest, this qm complains about how anons are idiots and how they won't read anymore of his quest

>>1500867
sorry about typo's by the way, I am a speed typer on keyboard where some of the key input don't register properly

Okay this is a bit of a risky move.
Bring out the dice for the last (?) time
3d10, best of 3.

DC: 18 and no crit.
Because it's an auto-win if you get it

>writing

Rolled 2, 10, 1 = 13 (3d10)

>>1500883
F

Rolled 10, 5, 5 = 20 (3d10)

>>1500883
An opportunity for flawless victory? So we're going to fluff it right?

>>1500881
I understand your pain.

the w key on my keyboard is busted so all I can do is use Ctrl+C/V whenever I need to use it...

Rolled 7, 10, 8 = 25 (3d10)

>>1500883
>>1500888
Nicely done anyan

Rolled 5, 9, 3 = 17 (3d10)

>>1500883

Rolled 4, 6, 4 = 14 (3d10)

>>1500883

>>1500883
>>1500890
Spooky plz, look at this>>1500891 let us take a bite or something great.

>>1500891
...Of course this happens on the one roll with no critical DC.

I can't tell if my luck is awesome or horrible.

>>1500890
how many more threads do you think there will be spooky before you hollow quest ends and you start another quest? Do you think you will ever see your self returning to anime based quests if you are still qming after the next quest as well?

>>1500904
Answers in order:
>Don't know
>Don't know but possibly

You've seen this form once before...
Sadly back then you didn't really have the luxury to observe it up close.
So now's the time to rectify that.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DuvElD7MGh8

Using Sonído to get in closer you quickly throw a punch right at her, thinking that it's a good way to test her capabilities while her flame shield is down.
But to your surprise she doesn't actually block, dodge or otherwise try to avoid your attack.
And sadly in a few moments you realized exactly why.

Upon coming in contact with her skin you found your hand being almost burnt to a crisp automatically.
The pain was so sharp and so sudden that you couldn't help but instinctively pull away your fist.
After much panting you clench the burnt arm with your intact one and find out that it wasn't merely burnt but the flesh was charred to the bone.
Hissing profusely as your arm heals you find it to be much easier to just cut off the defunct limb to grow a new one than to let it heal naturally.

''The hell was that?!''
You curse while still holding onto your stump.

''Uhuhu!
Now that's an expression that I like!
Alright, since you decided to be a good boy I'll tell you the secret.
You made a mistake in assuming that I didn't have my flaming defense up.
Mastering that technique is merely the requirement for my Bankai!
Because in this state the flames exist within my own body. And they not only protect me from my enemies but they also fill every... inch... of my... body with power!''
As she explained her power she caressed her own body, running her fingers along the curves of her frame.

''Okay... Not good for me...''

''Glad you finally started seeing reason darling!
Now come here! It's time for the climax!''

The pale girl began slowly walking up to you, her hips swaying back and forth all the way.
Meanwhile you're busy trying to figure out a way to counter her ability.

''Damn it! Nothing comes to mind!''
You mumble to yourself.
''I can't think of a way to stop her from boiling my body!''
Then it hits you like a bolt from the blue.
''Hey wait a minute!''

>>1500996
Sweet Jesus, she is just as bad as cell from dbz abridged, I feel sorry for her wielder

>>1501029
It's kinda our fault, too. Well, Ashido's fault for not sitting down and having "the chat" with her but ours too.

Still, she may be the second strongest fire-based zanpakto in existence right now.

So, out of all the factions in bleach which do you guys prefer? I always liked the shinigami because of the fact that their weapons are sentient and I love that kind of stuff, one of the reasons why I love the 13th age

>>1501069
I think I have to agree with you there. I think the arrancar are cool and all, but sentient sword companion is a really fun idea and treads an interesting introspective path.

>>1501069
Hollows in all honesty.

I would say hollows if they were an actual faction in bleach instead of just being a type of spirit. Most hollows in canon leave each other the fuck alone and don't work together, so you really can't call them a faction at all. Aizen's group and barrigan's empire could be considered factions, though.

The girl slowly starts picking up the pace until she's sprinting at you at max speed with her weapon raised at you.
In response to her coming assault you decided to take a note from her and adopted a similar defense strategy to hers.
That is to say, nothing at all.

Oiran jumps forward and prepares to plunge her sword into your chest.
''I'll cook you from the inside out!
Die Kaizar Soize!''

The sword impales the left side of your chest and the moment it does you can feel the burning heat spreading through your body.
Every nerve cries out in pain as they are burnt to a crisp.
And feeling that you let out a smile.

''Heh...''
Oiran laughs.
''I see your Resurrección is crumbling away!
So it really is like a bankai...
You know... I think I'm gonna miss you. Now I won't have something to work towards.
Oh well. Guess I'll just have to find some other strapping young man that's in desperate need for a... pop.''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SYEmpiy9W2o

But as she tries to pull her sword free you grab hold of her arm and don't let her go.
''Now that's what I call rude'' *coughing* '' Leaving without a word after penetration...
At the very least you could've bought me dinner first.''

''I-Impossible!
You don't have any organs left! How are you alive?!''

''Not... true.''
While still holding onto her sword you deliver a downward chop with your free hand at her.
Though she manages to dodge your claws still create a nice wound on her torso.
Once the girl is away you finally pull the darn sword out of your lung and toss it aside.
''Man am I glad this worked out...
If it didn't I might have actually died there.''

''What?! What did you do?!''

''Isn't it obvious? I used your nifty little power to my own benefit!''

''B-but your armor!''

''Oh, this old thing?
Don't be ridiculous. That's not my skin any longer...''
At that instant your reiatsu begins to spiral out of control and fills the area around you.
Its composition also changed, it became thick and viscous almost like water.
''Resurrección: Segunda Etapa...''
As your previously white armor crumbles away the much darker one with turquoise accents.

After you molt your old carapace Oiran gets visibly terrified.
''T-that's! Not possible!
YOU CAN'T JUST TRANSFORM LIKE THAT!
YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO WAIT! AREN'T YOU?!''

''Under normal circumstances, sure.''
You raise your finger.
''But since you were such a darling and helped me evaporate my goo faster I was able to skip the intermediary stage!''

The girls expression betrays her state of mind.
She realized that she made a huge mistake.
At this you can't help but chuckle a little.

Quincy.

Or, more specifically, all non-yhwch quincy. The sternritter are just disappointments. They're single-trick ponies.

''Well... truth be told there was a high chance of me dying in the process but...
Looks like I had luck on my side this time!''

Casually you start walking up to the girl and you see that she doesn't even attempt to run.
She has admitted defeat already.
Not feeling like dragging this out more than it needs to be you simply extend your finger and point it right at her heart.
Pushing it forward ever so slightly, her flesh is incapable of putting up any resistance.
After but a few inches your claw penetrates her heart.

One... Two... Three... Four...
And then her heart beat no more.

Aaaand that's all I can muster for now.
Apologies for the slow thread goys.

On the bright side after next week I won't have any finals left, meaning I can devote more energy for the quest once more!

I'll (hopefully) continue the quest next week!
Stay safe until then

>>1501169
Not Askin.

I'd say that the guy alone made reading the final arc at least not completely pointless

>>1501196
Good luck on the finals spooky, and by god that was great but also depressing. However isn't everybody in the entire SS area of us now?

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>>1501183
Putting everything on a gamble that might not work, and being so upbeat about it like that?
Reminds me of satou.

>>1501208
Some are.

Keep in mind that the place is currently being fucked in every orifice so most people won't pay attention to or even acknowledge Kaizars presence.


And people felt Aaroniero before so...

>>1501217
Loved that mother fucker.
Even after being decapitated and forced to watch his body grow a new head he's like:

''Hey there buddy!
what a day, am I right?''

>>1501218
Did they have a 'run from this guy' training manual like they did with the 'fear eater' ?

>>1501228
Not really.

The reapers are at the point where if you don't have enough self preservation instincts to run on your own then you deserve to get axed

hey spooky, your next quest is a fanatsy setting right, do you think it will be possible for us to get sentient magic items? i mean you are using ideas from berserk and their was that strange hellhound armour stuff?

>>1501241
That's... not really out of the picture.
I didn't plan on including an item like that but enchanting is a thing so you could make one.

>>1501258
so are people going to be able to turn into demons? because isn't that one of the main things in berserk ( that and fucking violent deaths, holy shit)

>>1501258
>not wanting a helmet that talks mad shit to everyone when you wear it starting all sorts of fights

>not wanting a bow demanding that you finger it constantly

>not wanting a spear that bitches about the blade/handle proportions of other weapons

>not wanting your lover's soul trapped in a whip to kill evil immortal dudes because plot contrivance

>>1501263
I only brought up Berserk because I'm going for a somewhat similar tone.

But yes, there are demons.
In fact they'll be rather important for... I dunno a good amount of threads

>>1501269
ho god, having your girlfriend being stuck as a whip but still being able to talk to you would be cool yet really fucking weird.

>>1501303
Hey, it'd totally work if she was into harems and BDSM play.

Also one hell of a way to deter waifuism. Because you can't get rid of the whip for "REASONS! tm". Hell, any "lover is turned into X item the protag uses" is pretty brutal if it's an irreversible process.

>>1501345
>Also one hell of a way to deter waifuism
Or you could just ask people to cut it out upfront rather than act like a passive aggressive asshole.

I have no real problems with waifuing as a concept...

what I detest is people obsessing over it and quests devolving into waifu wars.

Heck... I'll probably include a bunch of potential waifus in my next quest.
So the only thing I'd ask from you goys is to wait for a bit so I can introduce them

>>1501374
Well whilst waifu battles are prominent in beyond the gate, we got around waifuing too early by the fact that the MC lacked knowledge in just about everything ( as well as common sense)

>>1501183
>Implying we aren't going to Respira her back
"I don't recall saying you could die yet."
We might not be friends but she's never been an enemy really.
Might as well confuse the hell out of her.

>>1501556
Why would we do that? not like we have to.Infact! i feel like that would make it WORSE!

>>1501970
For what reason? Worst case scenario we just kick her back to Ashido and leave.

So far we've tended to try not to murder manipulated idiots unless they double down on it.
Plus we have a pre-existing nonantagonistic history.

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>>1501183
Kaizar's method of killing for this one also reminds me of this scene from Gantz:O
Ironically, here the skellington is giving a speech about what it is to be a god

Sorta looking forward to running into that one quincy broad again, since she died of age she should have gone to their king. she might be worth our time this go round

>>1501352
>implying treating anons like adults works more than 16% of the time when waifus are involved

Sure, people will say "Yeah, okay" but there'll be that one asshole who stirs the pot and then all hell breaks loose.

Okay, I'm done with my work for today so I can finally make this announcement:

After my first oral exam on monday and my job interview on Tuesday I'll be doing some omakes about the fights that are happening in the Seireitei at the moment!

write down which match you're interested in and I'll be sure to write them down (Unless I already decided to do them Live during the next couple sessions)

Currently I'm thinking about doing 3 next week and 1 of those is going to be Renji.
The other two are up for grabs!
So go ahead and write down who you are interested in

>>1503022
How about Oiran's owner? Did we just kill his chances of ever being a Soul Reaper?

>>1503027
No.

Remember that Ashisogi also got iced.
Basically if anyone other than the owner kills a zanpakuto then all that happens is that the owner won't get his sword back straight away.

Mayuri will be able to fix these zanpakuto later.

>>1503022
Old man genocide?
Our man gin helping out folks maybe?
And of course the newest captain, the hakuda master of hueco mundo who i can never remember the name of despite his coolness

>>1503120
OMG is out of the question because he's currently missing in action

Gin I was planning on including but your recommendation of him helping out others sounds tempting.

And I might just do Ashido because him punching sword spirits does sound tempting

>>1503127
Noice.
I hope gin gets a reduced or more lenient sentence as a result.

>>1503039
I mean yeah sure but Maiyuri's a special case isn't he? Not only is he a captain he's Maiyuri fucking Kurotsuchi.

>>1503022
Ikkaku Most def

Also has anyone else Imagined Rangiku trying to talk shit about Kaizar In front of Captain turberculosis and Ikakku? only way that could end is in Hilarity.

>>1503022
>Whoever the hell Ulquiorra became, wouldn't be the first time we accidentally sent someone to SS.

>>1503127
>all these sword spirits cocky as fuck about shinigami being helpless
>in comes "Rip and tear" ashido, the swordless wonder, showing up to punch you a new asshole

>>1504515
Of course he is but after figuring out the method for fixing a zanpakuto broken this way he literally has no reason to tell his test sub- I mean assistants how to fix the swords of other gotei 13 members.

It's still in his best interest as a Captain that the Shinigami are not actually crippled like that.

And his fellow captains could easily threaten him to fix their swords ASAP or they'll fuck him over royally.


>>1504914
Funnily enough he was one of the ''tough'' opponents you could have rolled.
So I might do him

>>1505764
>Pale guy just chilling on his little plot of land, tending to his cabbages.
>Rebelling Zanpakuto show up trying to start shit.
>He tries his best to ignore them but one accidentally steps on his vegetables.
>Breathes in deeply
>Uppercuts them so hard their heads penetrate the 72 barriers protecting the Soul King Palace and then the floor of one Royal Guard members bedchamber.

>>1504939
Rangiku:
>I bet this is that Kaizars fault!
>Every time he's involved in our affairs things just go from bad to the worst! Don't you guys agree?!

Ikkaku & Ukitake in unison:
>Ahem... yeah... totally

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Omake #1: A stray dog still has teeth

Last night the Seireitei was under siege.
And while the damages and casualties were high it wasn't the end of the world.
For anyone not in the 6th division that is.

During the assault, at some point in time, Kuchiki Byakuya engaged his own zanpakuto spirit.
But while it seemed like he held the advantage over Senbon Zakura initially he was attacked by his own bankai and disappeared shortly afterwards.
Since then no one has seen or heard from the Captain since and as such he was declared to be MIA.
Needless to say the entire squad has been in disarray since captain Kuchikis disappearance and none has been more upset than his lieutenant, Abarai Renji.

Walking around, looking for clues, he stops and sighs as the setting sun forces him to stop his search.
''Damn it Captain...
Where did you go?''

''It's useless!''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ze5W8cDHcsQ

Hearing an unknown voice Renji draws his sword instinctually and turns towards the voice.
''Who's there?!''
He turns to the voice but sees nothing.
Then frantically he begins to turn his head for a potential ambush.

''It's useless for a moron like you to look around like this!
It's not like you're gonna find anything! So why bother?''
This time a different voice spoke.

Turning once more Renji finally sees his strange visitors.
A pair, one woman and a small boy chained to her.
''Just... just who... erm...
Who are you?''

Hearing this the woman was obviously annoyed.
''You really don't know?
Good grief... You're so hopeless, Renji.
I see I've given you too much credit when I called you a moron.
Even after all these years together you still can't recognize me?''

''Years?
Sorry but I'm sure I'd remember a chick with a mane like yours.''
But saying that reality dawned on the shinigami as he finally comprehended the sight he was seeing.
Two souls, chained up together like that.
''Y-you are!''

''It's about time Dumbass-Renji!''
The little boy snaps at him.

''So it IS you!
Zabimaru?! The hell happened to you?!
You used to be a plain old monkey with a snake for a tail!''

The woman chuckles at that.
''Exactly.
It would have been difficult rebelling against the shinigami as a monkey!
Don't you think so?''

''I see! So this is that Muramasas influence!
Then...
I just have one thing to ask of you.
Why did you leave my side? What did you find so bad about being with me?''

''Isn't that obvious?
Because we've had it with you!
In every major battle you had, you relied on us!''
Then the woman turns to her partner.
''Isn't that right, Snake?''
But seeing as Snake was busy picking his nose at the time he paid no attention to her.
At this Monkey got furious and punched the back of his head with full force.
''WHAT ARE YOU DOING?!
Listen to me when I'm talking to you!''

''OWOWOW!
That hurt! What gives you fat-assed broad?!''

''LEAVE MY HIPS OUT OF THIS!''

''R-relied on you?''
Renji asked in confusion.

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The pair break up their fight for a moment and look at their former master.
''Yeah... That's right.''
Monkey answers.
''When we decided to part ways with you we heard a voice...
A voice that stirred our instincts.''

''Instincts?''

This time it's Snakes turn.
''Ye!
It told us to obey our instincts!
And our instincts tell us to get stronger!''

''It's just as he says...
Our desire was always to grow stronger. To develop further and further.
But it became all too clear for us that if we were to stick by you no such thing will happen.
I know you're a bit slow Renji so I'll make this simple: You are a fool.
A pathetic failure of a man that kept racking up loss after loss after loss.
You've succeeded in nothing you set out to do. Even the woman you love was saved by a hollow of all things!
By your side we wouldn't grow but wither!
That's why we're here Renji! To cut all ties and to burn that bridge to the ground!
So that we may find someone more worthy of our strength!''

The pair then raise up their left and right arms respectively.
Once they overlap with one another a crimson stream of reiatsu begins to pour out of them.
In their hands a familiar form begins to take shape.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IhMkI5aBZCM

''HOWL!''
Monkey shouts as he takes the newly formed Zabimaru and swings with its whip like blades.

The due then begins to assault Renji relentlessly.
Once Monkey beats him so hard that he's sent flying out of her reach Snake makes a mad dash towards his former master and extends his arm.

''HOWL!''
He screams and the blade teleports to him.

As the sun sets down and night rises they keep beating Renji for hours on end.
Their flawless combination attack where they keep switching between the users with Zabimaru creates an endless assault that would simply overwhelm Renji, should he even attempt to put up a fight that is.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eDvzOo6g790

''Useless...''
Renji thinks to himself as he's completely absorbed by melancholic thoughts.
''That's right...
I'm a failiure as a man. As a shinigami...
As a friend.
Perhaps it would really be better if I just died here and now.''

As he finishes that thought Zabimarus flat tip hits him square on the chest and sends him flying straight into a wall.
For the first time since they began Monkey and Snake stop for a moment and take a good long look at their work.

''This is boring...
He's not even putting up a fight.
Hey Monkey! Can we finish this already?''

Monkey nods.
''I think we can.
This really is pointless...''

With that the two begin walking up to their formal master to give him the finishing blow.
It's only a formality but the two feel like they owe this much to Renji.

''They are coming...
They are going to kill me.
Heh... perhaps it's for the best.''
Renji thinks to himself.
But perhaps in that moment of weakness where his life flashed before his eyes he saw something.
Two images stuck with him. Compelled him to stand up.
His reasons to fight.

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Gritting his teeth and blood practically flowing out of his pores he grabs a piece of rubble for leverage and stands up.
He locks eyes with his former Zanpakuto and mumbles to himself.

''Sorry... Rukia... Captain...
I'm not gonna croak just yet...''
He then looks straight into Monkeys eyes and begins shouting.
''I've made up my mind...
I'm gonna fight you guys now...''

Seeing that mess of a man still managing to stand up and make such a bold declaration like that took the duo by surprise.
But it didn't last nearly long enough as Monkey lets out a laugh.
''Oh! This is rich!
You actually believe you stand a chance against that in that condition!''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qf1GbcB-wY

Renji draws his sword and flashes it for his rebellious Zanpakuto.
''You said your desire is to grow stronger. Zabimaru...
And that drive of yours came from me.
I. WILL. Grow stronger! And you know exactly why!''

The bright light shining in Renjis eyes honestly scared both of them.
It was their signal that Renji meant what he just said, and that half dead he may be he'll emerge victorious in a few moments.
And this scared Zabimaru.

''D-Don't kid yourself!
Even if by some miracle you beat us all you'll achieve is destroying your own strength!''

''That's fine!
I'll just rely on my own strength from now on!
Now... for the last time! HOWL! ZABIMARU!''

He swipes his hand across his Zanpakuto and to everyones shock it actually transforms into Shikai.
Seeing this Monkey and Snake feel a mixture of adoration and crippling fear.
Monkey then looks at her partner and speaks up.
''DO IT! NOW!''

''R-right...''
Snake replies and Monkey puts her hand on his head.

The two speak in unison.
''BANKAI!
Hihiō Zabimaru!''

As Snake transformed and became the Bankai, Monkey jumped up into the air with the massive weapon.
''SORRY RENJI!
BUT THIS IS THE END OF THE LINE FOR YOU!''

However as the cloud of reishi dispersed around her and she got a clear view of where Renji was she sees only the tip of Zabimarus shikai suspended in the air, with the rest of its whip like body stretching all the way behind her.
Seeing this her eyes grow wide in surprise.
''THAT'S-''
She recognizes that technique even though it's not her own.
It was developed with the help of Renjis Captain, Kuchiki Byakuya.
And it involves stretching out Zabimaru with Shunpo, leaving the tip and the rest of the segments behind the user.

Standing behind Monkey, Renji speaks to Monkey.
''You said I relied only on you... that's not right.
Not anymore.
Now DEVOUR! ZABIMARU!''

As if just waiting for that Renjis the six segments of the blade retract to the hilt in Renjis hand.
Each teeth larger than the last then tear into Monkeys side, with the final one almost cutting her in half at the waist.
With a scream of surprise and pain her form disappears, leaving only a sword behind.

Her last words were: ''Magnificent.''

Omake#1: THE END

Omake #2: Snake eyes

The night has fallen and Soul Society is once more in disarray after barely managing to recover or at least stabilize the last assault.
With their forces collected and ready, the plan of the Gotei 13 was to band up into small groups in the case of a second attack and if necessary group up on any hostile Zanpakuto.
And while not nowhere near as devastating as the last attack of the rebelling Zanpakuto some lower ranking officers were still taken by surprise at the enemies sudden second attack.

One group consisting mostly of unseated officers who serve as escorts for the 4th Division members in their midst got caught by a mob of Zanpakuto who held the number advantage over the shinigami.
The man in charge, and the only seated officer, shouts in a fit of panic.

''We're outnumbered!
R-Retreat!''

His fellows nod and they are about to fall back but unfortunately for them the Zanpakuto have already encircled them.
It appears that a few Onmitsukido zanpakutos were also a part of this hunting party and as such they managed to sneak up on them.

''Stupid Shinigami bastards!
Did you think we wouldn't be able to predict your moves?!
HAH! Idiots!''

''W-What should we do?''

The medic looks at the squad leader in his desperation.
But unfortunately the man in charge appears to have frozen in place after realizing the hopelessness of the situation.
One by one the shinigami collapse and the Zanpakuto laugh in glee at this.

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''HAHA!
This is better than I imagined!
The shinigami cowering at our feet!
Okay boys it's time to ki-''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TYp6TzfA4fM

But before the cocky Zanpakuto could finish his sentence an overwhelming Reiatsu begins to envelop the entire area.
All heads turn in the direction of the captain class spiritual pressure and the shinigami shed tears of joy and relief.

''I-IT'S!
CAPTAIN ICHIMARU!''

Gin, looking like he was taking a casual evening stroll, walks up to them.
''Oh gosh! Captain Ichimaru!
Where?''

The Zanpakuto begin to shiver and quake in fear.
It's very obvious that they all belong to low level shinigami and thus their power is also miniscule in comparison to a captain.
However their leader drunk on power points at Gin before shouting furiously.

''DON'T LET THIS MAN FOOL YOU BROTHERS!
He may be a Captain but he still doesn't have his sword!
If we team up then he stands no chance against our combined might!
Now then! ARE YOU READY TO BEHEAD A CAPTAIN BROTHERS AND SISTERS?!''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mxHWem6KGq4

Gin simply smiles slightly and casually speaks up as the Zanpakuto begin charging him all at once.
''Well... it's true that I don't have my partner here with me.''
He giggles nonchalantly.
''So yeah... You could attack me all at once...
Or you could...''
He draws his sword.
''Get rekt. Shinso!''

At the captains command his sword began to extend and using surgical precision he diced up all of the attacking Zanpakuto. Except one.
Gin left alone the leader of the gang and now he's kneeling before him.

''H-HOW?! HOW DO YOU HAVE YOUR SHIKAI?!''
He demands answers from Gin despite shaking uncontrollably in fear.

''Oh... who knows?''
Using his regular wakizashi he cuts the throat of the Zanpakuto and it reverts to being a regular sword.

Using his shihakusho to wipe away the blood Gin makes his way to the Shinigami he just saved.
They all greet him ecstatically.
''Oh my Reio!
Thank you Captain Ichimaru! THANK YOU FOR SAVING US!''

''Aww it was nothing.
Buuuuut... if you feel like paying me back-''

''Of course sir! ANYTHING you want!''

''Excellent!
Then before you go back to whatever you were doing, could you perhaps go up to that fellow that's following me?
Tell him he's doing an excellent job and everything but we're having a crisis right now.
...
Oh and please remind him that I could easily kill him and shift the blame to my rebelling Zanpakuto spirit if he doesn't comply!
Bye bye!''

Omake #2: The End

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Omake #3: Go Beyond!

While in one corner of the Seireitei Renji was busy dueling his own Zanpakuto spirit and in another Ichimaru Gin was busy cleaning up the place in another one a quite unusual little group has gathered.
Their plan is simple: Get the enemies attention to give some breathing room for the other shinigami.
Of course such a plan could be considered suicidal seeing how most shinigami don't even have access to their shikai at the moment but that doesn't stop any of them.

The leader of the group, and the mastermind behind this maneuver, is Captain Ukitake.
He proposed the plan to Shunsui who's acting as the de facto leader of the Gotei 13 in the absence of Commander Yamamoto and it was accepted without much hesitation.
His only restriction was that he could only use willing participants in the plan.
Considerate of the average power of shinigami below the level of lieutenant he didn't allow anyone at or below 3rd seat to participate.
Still, he managed to get three volunteers.
Madarame Ikkaku, Ayasegawa Yumichika and Matsumoto Rangiku.

Leaking as much reiatsu as possible Ikkaku cleaves a Zanpakutos head in half.
Just one day ago he, alongside all others, had a lot of hesitation about attacking the Zanpakuto but thanks to the information provided to the Captains by Kaizar Soize made killing much easier.
And this being a kill or be killed type of situation also helps.

''Captain Ukitake!''
Ikkaku asks the group leader.
''How many Shinigami are in the Gotei 13 again?
Don't want to sound like I'm complaining but my arm IS getting a bit sore.''

''Approximately there are 3000 soldiers spread across the 13 divisions...''
Yumichika answers him instead of the captain.

''Ho boy!
Looks like we're gonna have a LOT of fun!''

As Ikkaku finishes that sentence he decapitates another Zanpakuto while Ayasegawa and Matsumoto keep casting various Kido behind him.
They keep fending off wave after wave of the Zanpakuto in the most flashy way possible while Ukitake coordinates them and assists either Ikkaku or the two casters in the back lines.
But no matter how much they keep fighting the Zanpakuto just keep coming and it doesn't look like there is an end to them.

While chanting the incantation for Sajo Sabaku Matsumoto abruptly stops.
''Captain Ukitake! Look!
A shinigami! Why is he here?!
Did he get lost? We have to help him!''

But Ukitake shakes his head just pats her on the back.
''No need.
That's our reinforcements!
It looks like he left his Haori back at HQ.''

''H-Huh?!''

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Not realizing the grave mistake she's making a Spirit attacks the approaching Captain.
''You're wide open Shinigami!''

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RxkezvGwI20

Not even bothering to reply Ashido raises his fist and delivers a fierce punch straight into the girls stomach, leaving a hole eerily similar to that of a hollow if a bit bigger.
Once she returns to a mere sword her comrades charge Ashido with a lot of fear in their heart but also a desire to avenge their fallen comrade.
Each one of them gets an earth shattering punch or kick that breaks every bone in their body and sometimes even tears out chunks of their flesh.
As Ashido amps up the speed of his strikes the sound he generates gets louder and louder until it sounds like two trains colliding at maximum speed.

Seeing the captains ''performance'' the others sigh with relief.
''I didn't realize that was Captain Ashido...''
Matsumoto grumbles.

''Luckily neither did they!''
Yumichika shares what's on his mind.

''Phew... at least now we can relax a bit...
It's so good that we have captains like him that don't rely on their zanpakuto.
Speaking of which... Ikkaku! Where is your Captain when we need him the most?''

''I told you already.
He's hunting hollows in the Rukongai.
He should have been back by now...''

''Remember that he only took the lieutenant with himself for directions.
For all we know he might not be back for a whole week.''

''Oh yeah... shit.
He's gonna be furious if he comes back and the shit's been already sorted.''

As the two Zaraki Squad members keep chatting Matsumoto is left to talk with Ukitake.
''Erm... Excuse me. Captain.''

''Hmm?
What is it Matsumoto?''

''May I take my leave now?
I hate to say this but I might be needed elsewhere.
Like by the side of my own Captain for example.''

''Erm... I think we have the situation under control for now.
But why so suddenly?''

''Because I REALLY feel like complaining about Kaizar Soize to someone and I'm aware of your disposition towards him...''

''Oh. Oh!
Well then, permission granted!
Be careful lieutenant!''

''Thank you Captain!''

Omake #3: The End

Thanks for the Omakes Spooky, Congrats on your job interview.

>>1520914
>''Because I REALLY feel like complaining about Kaizar Soize to someone and I'm aware of your disposition towards him...''

Kek

>gets to ice shota tries to complain
>even ice shota can't stand it