>>1487831
Walk to school. Maybe we can thank DIRT BROTHER on the way there.

>>1487831
I want us to move a bunch of our shit into our new apartment! And put Susan in there too! Now we can bring her anywhere with us!

>>1487831
Make breakfast and head to school. Test gliding, and if we can't get it down, just portal if we're short on time.

>>1487642
Woah man. I can see why Ron would want her, she still a QT.

Just asking for curiosity's sake, do you do this professionally? Like paid commissions? Because you can probably pull it off, man.

>>1487831
>make breakfast and get ready without delay
>Send jackie a wish me luck text

>>1487831
We should probably store Susan and some other items in the new apartment we got.

>>1487831
Mentally and physically psych yourself up
Today is gonna be another long ass day.
Maybe bring Zombella along fir some fresh air.

>>1487831
>implying there's anything else to do

Make breakfast and get ready without delay.
Oh, and let's use the Manta Cloak to go to school this time.

>>1487831
Go to school... Gliding!

>>1487831
Manta Cloak to school.

>>1487857
>>1487851
Supporting this, actually. Let's keep Susan in the portable room and whatever valuables with her.

>>1487869
Try it out, we got to test it out in low risk environment first.

>>1487831
Check out your new Apartment and store your shit there. Maybe store Our zombie pal there too for easy access.

Make a triumphant entrance to school in our new Manta Cloak.

>>1487831
Portal to school. Gotta start using these scissors for menial shit like any good wizard.

>>1487831
Portal to the top of a high hill, take that manta cloak out for a test ride.

Get the infinity falls ready in preparation for the drake.

For the uninitiated, that's where we put two portals horizontally on top of each other, and put a thing in, and let gravity accelerate it to terminal velocity.

Later, we open another portal to re-route it into the face of something we want dead.

>>1487869
Fuck it, let's do it!!!!

>>1487831
>>1487904
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WYRfBISyu9o

>>1487831
We could breach the fact we have a magic apartment with mom.
Might be useful to her also.

>>1487996
Nooooo! Let's not tell Mom about it!

>>1487869
>>1487871
>>1487885
Supporting. We just got it, so we gotta test it out.

>>1487996
Mom would freak.

I also just realized Marco won the tournament with his evil tentacle arm.

He does not have the will to control it, meaning he's going down edge central.

Additionally, he's still gonna have the arm by game time.

>>1487996
Not a fan of this thought. Don't think she has to know about this little acquisition of ours.

>>1488029
Yeah, without a godlike will like ours monster arms just aren't worth it,
HELL, it's still almost not worth it even with a will like ours

>>1488029
We have to stop marco from going down edge central. WE MUST REMOVE ARM

>>1488029>>1488050


Tournament doesn't happen yet, I believe.
That's an entirely different trophy.

The School Spirit episode hasn't even happened yet. The tournament is much later.

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>>1487846
>]
>>1487860
>>1487857
>>1487862
>>1487864
>>1487867
>>1487869
>>1487871
>>1487881

>Getting ready for school has always been typical
>Shit
>Shower
>Suds
>Brush
>OJ
>Bread
>Door
>Today, however it's more like
>Everythingishappeninginablurbecauseyouhaveapairofmagicalportalscissors!
>Or something
>You brush
>SCCHRIP!
>Then get breakfast
>SCHRRIP!
>Then dress!
>SCHRRRUP!
>You don your new cloak
>You catch yourself in the mirror

https://youtu.be/IGMabBGydC0

>Your clothes are clean
>You slept
>Wow
>You really slept instead of being up all night on 3senpai
>You hung out with people last night
>Today you're gonna be at a Football game where everyone is counting on you
>Your friends will be there
>Your mom will be there...
>You caught yourself smiling
>Muscles gives you the thumbs-up
>It's weird how your arm moves on it's own sometimes
>Even weirder that it gives you high-fives
>A: "Haha you feeling it too, Big guy?"
>SCHRRRRRRRRIP!
>You open a portal
>Not to school
>But to the top of the last big hill before School
>50 feet in the air
>You breathe deep
>Draw out your arms
>Then jump!

>You fall...
>Then fall...
>FWUMP!
>The wind catches your wings!
>You're pushed up into the sky like a leaf!
>In moments you're not just falling
>You're falling in style!
>The sun is well and out
>Breaking apart those beautiful summer clouds
>You can see the ocean
>You see your school
>The Bus has rolled up
>You spot several kids looking up at you
>K: "Is that Anon?"
>K2: "I think I have Science class with that guy."
>A window flies open
>Blake leans out of it
>B: "Dude! ARE YOU READY TO ROCK THIS TOWN TONIGHT!?"
>You pump your fist
>A: "TO-NITE!"
>Some of the kids in the seats do the same
>Some of them are screaming at you to do a flip
>You also see Jackie just skating up the front of the school ahead of you

What do?

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1488084
b-b-back flip

also rolling for this thread's luck

>>1488084
Scream "Sup" at Jackie while falling with style

Swoop down to where Jackie is, no fancy tricks. Greet her like nothing happened.

>>1488084
Do a flip!

>>1488084
>DO A FLIP

>>1488084
This is our first time gliding, let's not risk cracking our skull. Try and land next to Jackie.

High five Jackie, do a flip, then enter school with swagger And an i own the place attitude

>>1488084
Catch up to Jackie.

Do a flip for her.

>>1488084
Shout "TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!" Then land right next to Jackie.

>>1488084
Glide close to Jackie and get her attention. Let her know how fucking awesome this is.

>>1488084
>inb4 https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1lWJXDG2i0A

>>1488135
This is what I change to
It fits with our autism, and it doesn't end with a cracked skull

>>1488084
Do a barrel roll!

>>1488084
>>1488111

>>1488162
THIS

>>1488144
>>1488162
Can get behind these.

>>1488084
When someone says do a flip, you flip.
combine with>>1488135

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Rolled 9 (1d10)

>>1488191
>>1488168
>>1488162
>>1488153
>>1488111
>>1488108
>>1488105
>>1488099

ROLL DEX!

Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
>DOODLE bow wow

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1488206

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
We gonna crash

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1488206
FOR THA WOMEN!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

Fuck im

Rolled 9 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
Al infinito y mas alla!

Rolled 5 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
INCOMING CRASH LANDING

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
TO INFINITY AND BEYOND!!!

>>1488219
first roll!

>>1488219
C O M A A R C

>>1488219
>>1488220

WE'RE CRASHING THIS GLIDER

WITH NO SURVIVORS

DO A FLIP

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1488206
fuck

Rolled 6 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZzQ3eBerHfM

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Why did you idiots vote to do a flip?

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
D

Holy shit, we got like no rolls above 10 not counting the one without a +3

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1488206
r-r-r-r-rollannn

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206
Well, things are already terrible. Let's make them worse.

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Holy God these rolls

>>1488240
Tactical comedy. We succeed and gain cool points. We fail, and get Sympathy points. It a win win.

>>1488240
That's how you learn; Try shit, eat shit, get better at shit.

Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206

Rolled 2 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1488206
Saving?

Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488206

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>>1488270

>saving?

nope

Let's crash.

At least we didn't get any 1's

Whelp gents, looks like it's Funyuns for breakfast!

>>1488259
>>1488256
>>1488279
Y'know.... we're probably end up meeting up with Sabrina in the infirmary...

>>1488281
As long as we survive, we should be able to BfB from other animals and people. No need to waste them.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1488206

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>>1488219
>>1488219

WINNER!

>7 total

>>1488220
-2

5 total...

>You hitch back your arms
>Pulling up, into the sky you ready yourself for the full 360
>The speed
>The G forces
>A: "WOOOOOOOOO!!"
>You did the flip!
>A: "HAHa!"
>...but now youre' fast
>So
>Fast
>A: "Whuh WH-!"
>SHHHHHREEEEEEE
>The road is blazing by!
>The school is approaching like an oncoming train!
>Just as you rocket past Jackie you catch her eye
>She looks a little startled
>Until she sees you
>In that split second where you're looking at one another
>She takes in your situation
>Is afraid for your life
>Then snatches out her hand
>Smiling
>FWOOSH!
>You're blasting through the hallways!
>Barely dodging teachers and students
>J: "Anon! WHaaaat is happenin' my duuuude?"
>A: "I was gliding to schoooll!"
>J: "Were?"
>A: "NOW I'M CRASHING IN SCHOOL!"
>You both scream
>Jackie's still laughing for some reason
>BREASH!
>You end up in a heap at the end of the locker hall
>Jackie is in your chest
>You went into the wall
>Ow
>Your whole body
>Good thing you're getting so tough
>Still, you see stars
>A: "uuhhh."
>A strong hand grips your shoulder and pulls you free
>Ju: "Broh. Do you -ever- slow down?"
>It's Justin
>A: "Here's hoping I figure out how before I'm dead."
>Ju: "Long as you make it tonight bro...cause you know what day it is?"
>Intense techno fills the air in your mind as all concussions fade into brotherhood and readiness
>Jackie's dusting herself off
>Looking not too worse for wear
>She almost speaks up until she realizes you're doing the High-noon high-five stand off with Justin
>J: "You guys are like, dorky rays of sunshine today."
>Your eyes lock with the J-man
>Your hands fly out to each other!
>With power!
>Precision!

ROLL CHARISMA FOR BRO HANDSHAKE!

>>1488320
>>1488320
Credit for this image goes to the lovely "Deonix" in our Discord chat

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
CONTAIN THE 'TISM

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
C'mon bruh!

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
MORE SHIT ROLLS WOOOO

Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1488320
>>1488320
The dice

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
Ok come boys we can do this

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1488320

Rolled 5 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
>inb4 deciding post is a 1

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1488320

Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488320
Chareesma!

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

Nigga

Rolled 15 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

BROFORCE REPRESENT

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320
TIME TO FUCK THIS UP!

>>1488326
11 + 2 - 2

It's an OK high five

>>1488336
Yes

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

HOO BOY

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320

Well now it's down to 9.

Anon needs to wake up, his rolls are fucking garbage.

>>1488340
>>1488344
>>1488326
It's gonna be one of THOSE threads, huh?

>>1488354
>>1488361
Buddy, you get one roll.

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1488320

Rolled 19 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1488377
What dubs said

>>1488396
Fuck you

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>>1488326
>>1488326

The winner!

>11 total

>>1488327
+2!

>>1488340
-2...

>>1488344
-2...
>9 total

>Slap!
>Wap! WHip!
>It's going well
>CRRRACK!
>Until you used Muscles to do the last palm-slap
>J: "AH!
>You misjudged your strength
>Justin has a damn Indian tan all across his palm and each finger
>He's holding his right wrist
>Hissing
>Ju: "SHHHH AAAA! AAA!"
>J: "Oh my gosh."
>Ju: "Dude! You're beast-hand just gave me dead arm! I can't feel anything up to my elbow! FFFF-"
>Jackie swoops in, pulling some weird cream from out of her back pocket
>J: "Givvit here."
>Ju: "Don't touch it!"
>J: "Lemme see it!"
>She inspects that hand pretty intensely

>J: "Oh, you big baby."
>She smears the cream on in a thin layer.
>J: "He just took the upper layer off. You'd get way worse on a bike."
>Ju: "How would you know?"
>Jacke stands up, admiring her handiwork
>J: "I spend all day skating in short-shorts dude. Do you think I'm out here with no protection?"
>Muscles twitches
>A: "No."
>You scold him
>He calms himself...
>Until Sabrina startles him
>S: "Oh, H-hey guys are you excited about ga-THWACK!"
>S: "EEP!"
>Her dress is six inches higher on her waist
>A: "Muscles!"
>If an arm could laugh
>Muscles would be guffawing from his bicep
>A: "Sabrina, aw geeze you ok-"
>S: "Igottago!"
>She actually run to the bathroom
>Ju: "I gotta go see the nurse and get this taped up..."
>Justin slinks off too
>You're left alone with Jackie
>She's giving you that damn pleasant smile again
>Like she's happy just to see you
>Or some homosexual mess
>A: "So, uh..."
>J: "Hey. I'm proud of you, wild man."
>A: "Proud? What are you, my uncomfortably young and attractive step sister?"
>J: "That sounded like an entire porn plot."
>A: "It is and -man- is it boring to me by now."
>J: "Stop jokin' for a second! Haha my sides are getting toned but I need to breathe."
>A: "What are you proud of me for?"
>J: "For getting out there. You push boundaries all the time, my guy. Other worlds. New sports. New friends. You were a wallflower our whole lives up 'til now and..."
>She nudges your cheek with her fist
>Her hands are crazy soft
>J: "Look at ya."
>You can't seem to respond
>A blush has eaten your head
>A: "I- well I- psssh. FF hum. I-"
>J: "Make sure you invite me along on those sometime."
>A: "Well-"
>J: "There's no better adventure than one you take together."
>The bell rings
>Off Jackie goes
>J: "Byenon! See ya at the game!"
>A: "B-...buh."

>You are alone at school
>You have some classes before school
>It's Friday
>So your classes are different today
>First Class is Theatre
>You don't like Theatre
>Because Theatre is the only class you share with Marco and Star Butterfly
>You 'could' skip it
>You could also run from all your other problems though


What do?

>>1488468
Don't skip, go to class.

>>1488468
Yeah, let's skip it. Theatre is dumb.

>>1488468
Eeeeugh...

We want good grades... Dammit man.

Yeah... Take it. Don't look at either of them in the eyes.

But mind read Marco. See if he still has that shit, knockoff arm

>>1488468
>Go to class
>Hide in a high ground position
>When Marco comes by, greet him Master Asia Style.

>>1488468
Just go

>>1488468
Go to theater. Just keep out head don and take any kind of minor, backstage duties. DO NOT DRAW ATTENTION

>>1488468
Dont skip,we didnt get here by being a goddamm pussy.

Go to theater, star and Marco are nothing to us now.
They stay away from us, and we won't autism them

>>1488468
GO TO CLASS

>>1488468
Don't be a bitch-mewgga. Go to class.

>>1488468
>>1488488
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1AoN6mr3cQ8

>>1488468
Skip drama. Let's go find somewhere to research swamp Drakes.

>>1488468
Go, might increase a stat

>>1488518
You know anywhere we could go to do that? And we have other classes to attend, man.

>>1488468
educayshun nigga, we goin to class

go to class

>>1488468
GOT TO CLASS YOU PUSSY
FACE YOUR PROBLEM WITH MANLY SPIRIT AND DETERMINATION

>>1488523
Library dimension. We could come back for our next class.

>>1488468
Just go to class. We've got nothing else to do.

>>1488541
We have like a hundred things we could be doing right now.

>>1488531
>Library Dimension
We've been over this. That's not how it works. Anon needs to know a library dimension exists if we wants to be able to go there. It's the same with Quest Buy.

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Time to count

DEM VOTES!

http://www.strawpoll.me/13024214/r

>>1488586
>No option to hold hands
Shit poll

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More edits from the Discord

>>1488586
STOP POSTING THE LINK TO THE FUCKING RESULTS

>>1488468
GO TO CLASS

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>>1488586
>posting Discord shit in the thread

>>1488468
Go to class.

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THE VOTES

>SKIP THEATRE
2 votes

>FACE THE DAY
13 votes

>You know you haven't come this far
>Not this fucking far just to keep running from a pair of people you barely know
>Well, you used to know Marco...
>Before Star came around you were sleepover buddies
>Then Nightlight Knights
>Then Playthrough Pals
>You thought your friendship was really special
>Especially since it was one out of the four you've ever had with other kids
>Everybody always seemed to leave you
>Or be taken away
>Even Marco
>A part of you wonders what will take Jackie, Janna, Justin and your new bros away
>Then you grip your backpack so tight the straps begin to fray
>A: "Nothing's taking them away. If fate tries to take what's mine again I'll do Mom did."
>Destroy the world
>You grin inwardly as that dramatic edginess fuels your entrance to theatre
>You kick open the doors
>Do a pose
>You spot a brown haired head attached to a red hoodie
>A: "MarrrcoooooO!"
>You scream
>Nobody turns
>Except the people wondering what all the screaming was about
>He hasn't turned at all to look at you
>What
>A: "I-I SAID!"
>You slap the ground
>Do a somersault in the air before you land at the front row in front of Marco
>You land on a step
>To have specifically 8 inches of high-ground
>It's over before it's even begun
>A: "Marco! I gotta bone to pi- whuh?"
>It's a basketball
>On a stick
>With a Marco wig
>A: "What the zog?"
>You turn slowly to your left
>In the seat next to this false Marco or 'Farco' if one was to be clever
>Is Star Butterfly
>...and she
>looks
>like
>St: "Shit."
>She curses?
>St: "Was my dummy that good?"
>Her eyes
>They're bloodshot
>It smells like she hasn't showered
>Do magic princesses even shower?
>If they do, then you now know their B.O. smells like cherry pie and play-dough
>Even their stank is sugary
>St: "I made him up so Marco wouldn't get a demeeerrrrrit hehee!"
>You've seen tired
>You've been tired
>This is utter emptiness of the spirit
>Girl's acting like she's drunk
>St: "He's a fake Marco! I call him 'Make-arco-ee! Heehehe wait..."
>She pauses, taking you in
>In a flash she seems to have remembered your entire five-minute history

cont

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>>1488597
Here. A higher-quality version.

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>>1488644
Me make guide for Quest

>>1488668
Monstar is pretty cute.

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>>1488644
>>1488644

FLASHBACK

>A: "Hey, Barko! My dog. You ready to smash through Legend of the Dragoon this weekend?"
>M: "What? Oh, sorry Anon haha I can't really chill tomorrow."
>A: "Oh. Family night? I- I get it man."
>M: "No, actually I just got other plans."
>A: "You-...you cancelled our plans for better ones?"
>M: "No! NONonono! More like just...totally forgot them? Haha. Silly me."
>St: "Hey! Hey Marco! Is this your friiiiend!? Hi new friend!"
>A: "Who in the sparkly tits of the pit-lords is this?"
>M: "Buh- Uhm. Anonymous? This is Star Butterfly."
>St: "Hellooo!"
>A: "She's a Princess."
>You remember the most mad you've ever been in your life
>Your second birthday
>When your dad knocked out the birthday clown and took all your presents
>In front of your classmates
>That felt like a spark in comparison to the split second hell-fire of fury that lit your soul
>When you met Star Butterfly
>The same day you met her was the day your Dad showed you what a flying Armbar was
>By demonstrating on your Mom
>With you tied to a chair
>He didn't understand why you were both so man
>Mom had to go to the doctor
>Dad didn't want to pay
>Mom was clearly hamming up her pain because she was almost out of pills
>You tried to make them stop
>Dad beat the shit out of you
>Mom was at her worst that day
>She cheered him on
>She cheered...him on
>About teaching 'you' some respect

>That same day you still had to go to school
>The only solace you had was that the weekend was going to be spent at Marcos
>You used to love being at the Diaz's
>His parents are the nicest people to ever live
>They'd let you both stay up all night
>Play your vidya
>Be loud
>Have fun
>When you met Star all of that was gone in the exact same instant you met this...
>Sparkly
>Rainbow shooting
>Butterfly spitting
>Glitter Dripping
>Fucking ACTUAL MEMBER OF ROYALTY
>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her
>The most heinous
>Vile
>Putrid shit you come up with
>All on the spot
>Must have been a pretty good roll
>So, she punched you
>Hard
>Harder than you had ever been hit
>You're pretty sure she cracked part of your eye sockets and it's why you have these crazy dark rings around them

>Now she's here
>In front of you
>With all the same questions she had before

>St: "Wait just a minute...YOU don't have the Muffintops!"
>Or, maybe less
>St: "It's you! Hipponymomynos!"
>Close
>St: "Mean boy! Y-y-you're the mean Magic boy! OoooO! I'd tell you hwat if I wasn't...so...tired."
>She's nearly melted into her chair
>Br: "Does that girl have Autism or something?"
>Oh shit
>It's Brittney
>On stage
>Of course
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>A: "What the hell are you doing here?"
>She's in full Uniform
>Br: "It's game day. We're touring all the classes to get them hype."
>She snaps her fingers
>All the cheerleaders come out and do...
>Wow
>That is a very well choreographed series of bootyshakes
>Wowr
>The students are stoked
>Br: "So remember, Possums! It's what we do!"

Mad cheering

cont

>>1488706
>>1488706

>Br: "Hey."
>A: "What?"
>Br: "Wanna come with?"
>A: "Uh..."
>Br: "I can get you a hallpass."

>Seems you have a CHOICE

>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

or

>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD

>Sabrina's there
>She has an ice-pack on her butt, under her skirt
>She averts her eyes when you look at her
>Glances back
>Then wiggles her fingers in hello

WHAT DO?

>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Tell her we're busy enacting revenge. She'll understand

>>1488716
let's go with Brittney.

Also, punch Star in the face before you leave, knock her out. She needs a nap. Aim for chin.

>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
This is the perfect opportunity to get Star on our side and fuck Marco even more.Lets tell her how Marco replaced us with her and how she is getting replaced.

>>1488716
Let's join Brittney. Marco has his own problems, and his COOL NEW FRIEND can help him.

>>1488716
Thank her.

But we have to go kick somebody's ass. HARD. Investigate missing Marco.

Because fuck me if reading that fucking story didn't make me want to fuck somebody up.

>>1488716
Just tell her we're staying back to enforce the order for once. She'll take that answer.

And then we investigate missing Marco.

>>1488716
Thank Brittany for the offer, but...
>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

We're gonna find our 'FRIEND' then give him a piece of our mind.

>>1488716
>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD
Well that sounds cool
I'm down

>>1488716
>"Sorry Britt. But I have personal business to settle."
>finger-wave back at Sabrina
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

>>1488716
>>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
>>Thank Brittney for the invite but we have some revenge to do.

Investigation of the Marco, we had our fill of slice of Life, now we go to the plot

>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Let's nip this evil monster arm business in the bud.

>>1488716
Investigate Missing Marco

>>1488716
>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD

Could we not use the word revenge in front of Star? Marco's her homie, no sense antagonizing further if we ARE investigating it.

>>1488734
>>1488739
>>1488743
Supporting.

>>1488716
Let's get to the bottom of Marco's arm thing. Also, say sorry to Sabrina before we leave to do that.

Bfb can heal butt slaps?

>>1488706
>>You opened your mouth and you said something AWFUL to her
>>The most heinous
>>Vile
>>Putrid shit you come up with
>>All on the spot

You're waifu a shit

Did.. we call her a jew?

>>1488736
What piece of our fucking mind!?

>>1488732
Why are we going to go kick his ass?! That'll ruin our fucking rep!

>>1488742
What revenge!? I thought our revenge was just going to be doing better than him in school, not hunting him down and beating him up!

>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
Oh, and apologize to Sabrina, I guess.

>>1488716
>>JOIN BRITTNEY AND THE CHEER SQUAD

>>1488766
That was never our revenge. That was our revenge to Dad for not being a deadbeat piece of shit. And prove to Mom we wont be a worthless whore like she is.

He ditched Anon. And our rep will be fine. As long as he isn't dead.

>>1488736
>>1488716
Oh, also. Say hello to Sabrina and apologize.

>>1488766
You think so small, revenge is not about physical harm. It's all about the mind. Save Marco and Star won't have the excuse of solving her own problems. Star will also acknowledge to herself that she's useless.

>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
And of course, apologize to Sabrina.

>>1488716
Supporting:
>>1488739

>>1488716
>>1488739
>Also, BfB Sabrina's butt. She seems like she needs it.

>>1488716
Join brittney

>>1488810
Im down for that

>>1488716

>Investigate the MISSING MARCO

>>1488716
>Investigate the MISSING MARCO
and apologize to Sabrina for her butt

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It is time...to COUNT!

>>1488909
We really should take the time to hang out with them for a while.
At least at some point in the relatively near future.

>>1488982
oh totally. but I think for a lot of us here, it's just about a matter of priorities. Which is something I think Britney is fully able to comprehend and appreciate, especially after our parting conversation the previous night.

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THE VOTES

>Join Brittney
6 votes

>INVESTIGATE
17 votes

Oh my


THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>You don't even look toward Brittney when you turn her down
>You're laser locked on Star
>This twinkly little space alien
>A: "Nah. You know me. Got my own shit goin' on."
>Br: "With the Foreigner?"
>Now you turn
>A: "Hey. Juke Box Hero was an anthem. Even if you don't rock the jams there isn't a Panty in the world that can stay dry during 'I wanna know what love is.'"
>Brittney clearly doesn't get your dank reference
>Whuh-Whip!
>Doesn't phaze her
>Br: "Whatever, Anon. It's your spot on the gravy train you're missing."
>A hand raises up in the crowd
>Alf: "Uh...I'll come with."
>Holy hot potato dicks
>It's Alfonzo
>Trying to make a play!
>Brittney looks at him
>Then walks off
>Without even telling him no
>Jesus
>A: "Maybe next time, buddy."
>Alfonzo shrugs, still looking defeated
>Back to business
>A: "Where's Marco."
>St: "Oh wouldn't yeOOouuu like to know Mr. Grumpybutt!"
>A: "My butt is a normal. Butt! Trust me! I'm attached to an expert!"
>Muscles is nodding his hand
>St: "You DITCHED Marco as soon as I came along cause you need to be all -edgy- an coool! Yer just a big magic jerk!"
>Some people are whispering
>You catch some of it
>P: "What's happening?"
>P2: "Are Anon and Star gonna fight again?"
>P3: "I hope they kiss during it."
>P4: "Stop being weird."
>You steel yourself
>This will require something you have very little of
>Patience
>You take a deep breath
>Then spell it out for Star
>A: "Listen. Marco and I fell out, alright? He ditched ME though."
>St: "Waaa? No."
>Star has falled forward, off of her chair
>She's draped onto your shoulders
>She weighs next to nothing and is as limp as a fully cooked Spaghetti noodle
>St: "Marco's a gray-boat. N-Nuh He's a Great guy! He keeps the leaves out of the gutter...he's...grate."
>A: "He was my best friend until you showed up."
>You push her off, the chair she lands in makes a little squeak and poots pink clouds
>Why does that make you so angry?
>A: "Now. Here you are all alone and totally destroyed. You're sitting next to a Broom! That was how I spent my first so I think I speak from experience when I tell you that's a sign of your social standing."
>Star looks at the Broom
>St: "Marco! Hey!"
>She hugs it
>You hug your own face with your hand
>M: "Can you just tell me where he is?"
>St: "He's...mwahhh!"
>When Star yawns a butterfly being chased by a gang of knife wielding moths escapes from her mouth
>They catch that butterfly
>They catch him and make him scream while they take him from behind
>They took turns
>St: "Training."
>A: "Marco skipped school...to train?"
>St: "Mhm."
>Star's cheek hearts are transforming into little sleepy clouds
>Her eyes are shutting

She's falling asleep!

>A: "No! Don't go out on me you fucking Psycho Pixie!"

>STAR IS PASSING OUT

WHAT DO!?

SLAP THAT DUMB BITCH AWAKE.

FULL FUCKING FORCE HIT. SHE'S A MEWGGER, SHE CAN TAKE IT.

>>1489007
Only one thing to do.

Have Muscles smack her ass. She wont wake up otherwise.

>>1489007
>>STAR IS PASSING OUT
IT'S TIME!..... SECRET DEMON PATH!

SLAP HER AWAKE! SHE'S A WARRIOR, SHE CAN TAKE IT!

>>1489007
SOBER HER UP

>>1489007
PUNCH HER IN THE FACE

>>1489017
This

>>1489017
Going for it

>>1489007
Wake her up.

NON-VIOLENTLY

>>1489017
this!

>>1489007
>>1489017
Motherhugging this.

>>1489007
Put her on the housevator cuz' why not.

>>1489007
Give her a big ol cartoon slap to bring her back to reality. It'd be cathartic for Anon and if she gets mad we can say we just needed her to stay awake.

>>1489007
THIS SCHOOL HAS WATER FOUNTAINS
GIVE HER A LITTLE BATH

NO PUNCHING
YOU FUCK CRAZY ASSWIPES

>>1489017
Can't smack what isn't there.

>>1489007
portal her into like a vat of coke or something. The soda. Not the drug.

>>1489038
Supporting. Water should do the trick. And leave her with horrible, horrible wet socks.

>>1489038
She can take it! It probably won't even wake her up.

Do anything but hitting her.

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Rolled 5 (1d10)

>>1489017
>>1489017
>>1489017

Oh...

Roll Strength

Haha

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059
WE DOING IT BOYZ

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059

Rolled 17 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059

Rolled 1 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
WAKE UP YOU DOUBLE MEWGGER!

Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059

Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

Smack

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>>1489068
>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062
My fucking lord

>>1489062
>>1489064
>>1489065
>>1489068
THE FUCK IS THIS NONSENSE HERE

>>1489068
>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062
Holy shit.
>>1489073
way to ruin a cool thing.

>>1489073
I HAVE FAILED EVERYONE!

Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489062
>>1489064
>>1489065
>>1489068
Jesus, I think it wants us to have 19's...

Rolled 19 + 29 (1d20 + 29)

>>1489059
I'm torn. I wanna break her butt but I don't want to touch it either. Let the dice decide fate.

>>1489085
Another one
Holy shit the Star hate levels are insane

>>1489065
Well, ya won. Minus -2, we smacked her ass with a mean 26.

Christ.

>>1489085
Oh for fucks sake, another 19?!

Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489059

>>1489007
Leave her be, we have no reason to think she's lying. She's just too damn tired to intentionally make shit up, go on after Brittney, Sabrina and the others.
We'll handle what's up with Marco whenever it matters.

>>1489085
fucked up that roll. oh well, doesn't matter.

>>1489094
STOP GODDAMMIT. What fucking possessed you? Oh look we've got a great roll! I know I'll fuck it up further!

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>>1489094
CEASE AND DESIST FUCKO

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Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489059
ROLL FOR STARNON

Dice+1d20+9

>>1489108
Stop Rolling. Can you not count? Can you not see? Are you blind?

stop rolling

>>1489114
Put it in the options section bud

NAT 20

>>1489123
Tell him after the vote is called not now.

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489119
>>1489121
DONT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

>>1489139
This is why no one likes you.

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1489141
Nah son, this is why no-one likes you

>>1489059
Say Quest...

Did you expect all of us to be this retarded and seriously consider smacking Star's ass, and not as a joke, but as a legitimate choice to progress?

>>1489144
stop

>>1489065
A high roll where it counts

>>1489147
No, not particularly. But Star is the source of our resentment from the get-go of this wild ride.... and "Patience" is a quality we "have very little of" so I can't say it's all that surprising.

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1489065
>>1489064
>>1489062

its HAPPENING

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>>1489065
>>1489065
>>1489065

WINNER!

>27 total

>>1489073
-2

>>1489094

-2
25 total

>You roll Muscles around at the elbow
>He makes a comedic cranking noise
>You bounce in place
>Spit in your palms
>SLAP!
>A: "Oh. Sorry, Muscles."
>Muscles does the hand equivalent of grumbling before turning to the task at hand
>A: "Lord Kek."
>You say to the cieling
>A: "Forgive me for the sins I am about to commit."
>You crack your neck
>A: "Because I am gonna enjoy them."
>YOU SLAP!
>CRUNCH!
>Muscles took out three fucking chairs
>You...
>A: "I missed?"
>Star flopped over in her chair when you went for her face
>You try again!
>WHA-BOOM!
>A shockwave went out, knocked over six gossip queens in their seats
>A: "S-sorry!"
>GQ: "What are you even doing!? You can't hit Star! She's a grill!"
>A: "Propane, Coal or Foreman? Your next line is 'Hwat.'"
>GQ: "Whatever, freak."
>A: "I'm sorry, Jojo."
>Some guy in the crowd starts yelling
>SG: "Hey! Was that a mother fuckin-"
>WAP!
>SG: "AAAA!"
>Yes it was
>Muscles slapped the dogshit from that guy
>A: "Huh. So my slapper's not off."
>You and Muscles lock minds for second
>There is only a brief silence before you close your eyes
>An edgy shadow hides your expression as your throat fills with sandpaper
>A: "Do it."
>Muscles cannot believe his ea- err his thumb?
>Muscles does not have ears
>You look your hand in the face
>What even is Anatomy anymore?
>A: "Go for the butt, Muscles!"
>You raise your right hand!

https://youtu.be/0ev9wDHtxWE

>A: "By the POWERS OF FEMALE OBJECTIFICATION! I SMITE THEE IN THE NAME OF OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!"
>Another fucking kid pipes up
>K: "Jesus?"
>WHAM!
>That kid might be dead
>A: "The BASS GOD!"

https://youtu.be/Y-dMSstLDqM

>Muscles SLAMS into the Jam!
>Star does a cartwheel, drooling from the side of her mouth
>St: "Mrrm Mommy, nooo I don't wanna wear the tutu. I want my halberd!"

cont

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>>1489190
>>1489190

>A: "Hold STILL!"
>BOOM BOOM BRACK SMASH BRANG!
>Lights
>Set pieces
>The cheap Gargoyles you used for the Halloween play last year
>None have their ass anymore
>Star is doing The Worm across the stage
>You are losing your mind
>A: "Enough!"
>CRRRRAAAAAAccck!
>Using this demon strength, channeling Muscles' lust for BUTTUCKS you rip the stage apart
>You've wised up
>Whatever Star is may be able to fight in it's sleep...but not if your make her into a COMFY BURRITO FIRST!
>You've done it
>She's restrained
>Ass out to the world
>A: "Mwahahahahaa!"
>The darkness behind you deepens
>Your eyes sear pink as you hold out the most charged up back hand in all creatio-
>What?
>Muscles is exploring the target
>A: "D-dude stop! It's funny if it's violent it's just sexual assault if you take your time!"
>He's pokes the butt
>He squeezes the butt
>He freezes
>So do you
>This butt is small
>...but it's TIGHT
>Rock hard in fact
>It's a booty forged from steel
>Which is why when you go to slap Star Butterfly's rump
>Muscle's decides to pull back

>and punch it.

>At first you were going to resist
>Then you realized something
>A: "Nah."
>Star sort of wakes up from all the dramatic tension music filling the theatre
>St: "Mama?"
>A: "Call me Daddy."

https://youtu.be/MWqS4A1kVKY

>KRABOOOM!!!
>Star is kill?
>No
>Star is outside the fucking room right now
>She went through the wall
>She went through the next wall
>She landed in the next classroom away
>Then an explosion went off
>Like
>A massive, cereal commercial tornado of sugar kind of explosion
>You think you saw Marshmallow bits
>Honey Pots
>Little Narwals
>A: "Fucking what? The Narwal's a species destined for extinction their body type is so specialized they ca-"
>St: "Hrrrrr waaat? WHaaat I'm uuup!"
>She's not dead
>A: "How are you even alive?"
>You stroll out of the giant holes you've put in the school
>At this point, you don't even register destruction as abnormal
>You find star in a crater
>Her dress is smoking from the back
>Otherwise she seems totally unharmed
>Some rubble falls out of her hair when she leans up
>She spits an entire lead pipe out of her mouth
>St: "What hit me?"
>A: "Gender Equality."
>St: "I don't understand."
>A: "You wouldn't."
>St: "Fine, Anon. I'll help you find Marco...but on One condition."
>A: "Which is?"
>St: "You gotta help me too."
>A: "Me? Help you? With what?"
>She crawls out of the hole, still looking so tired she could be pulled away on the breeze
>Her hand grips your collar as she sucks your damn soul out with them Big Ol' Eyes
>St: "You gotta help me save him. A-an' get my best buddy back."

>You are Anon
>You came to school to do some Football for the homies
>Like always you've left devestation in your wake...and you've gotten tangled up in something
>Much
>Much greater
>A: "Fuck. I think I hear the credits Music."
>St: "Oh, that's a relief. I need a nap."
>Meta jokes are lost on this girl
>Clunk
>She's passed out

cont

>>1489252
>>1489252

>It looks like school is going to be a lot more weird than you thought
>A little wild as well
>This girl ain't from round here
>Where is she from again?
>Oh, right
>Mewni
>A: "Another Dimension."
>Where, apparently people are made out of fucking steel
>A crowd is starting to gather
>Kids are ditching classes due to "trauma"
>Cowards

>You have one Passed Star Butterfly who has asked for your help
>On this
>The Sacred Day of Friday Football
>Your Next class was Maths

WHAT DO?

>>1489256
Go to maths.

>>1489256
Let her sleep in the housevator and go to math

>>1489256
We'll get back to her. Let her sleep.

Go to Math.

We might have time to get with Marco and still make it to the football game.

And tell Muscles to cross another name off of the "smacked booty" list.

>>1489263
Eh, why not. She already knows we're magical.