Suivons où mène la fortune!Wealth and glory awaits those under our banner! Leave everything behind and begin a life of adventure, fight for alongside your brothers–in–arms and carve a better future for yourself!The Bastard's Boars hare currently hired byt the Black Suns Company to kill soldiers stationed at a supply camp.
>Old threads: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?searchall=bastard%27s+boarsYour troops arrive at Smuggler’s Crags and quickly find the Black Suns encampment.[Barrand]BOARS! Aha! You came! Just in time! I saw it in y’all, your thirst for glory!Okay, the deed is simple enough. There’s this supply camp inside a small forest next to the castle. I need them off my back when we’ll attack the whoresons sieging the castle and that’s where you come in.You go in, murder every last sod there and loot the place. Keep everything, burn it all, I don’t care. Remember though, Léonard the Badger is in charge over there. He owns a frightening mace and I want it. I’ll pay good silver! Aha! After you’re done you can join the battle too. Head for the south wall, I’ll have a bunch of guys there. I can’t give you silver for this, but there’ll be so much to loot it’ll be worth your while believe me.Alright! BLACK SUNS WE’RE HEADING OUT! [Caitlyn]W-what? Already? No time to rest?Ugh…Okay Bastard’s Boars, remember our objectives: Main Task: Kill every mercenaries you can at the auxiliary supply camp. Optional Task: Bring back Léonard's mace to Barrand.Optional Task: Join in the main assault.
>This is a fairly simple skirmish. Attacks are resolved with 1d6. 1-2-3 are misses and 4-5-6 are successes. +Hit weapons increase your success chance by one (i.e. 3 is now considered a success) You can only attack enemies adjacent to your tile (not diagonally) unless your weapon has that ability. Movement is cardinal only.>Please reply to this post with your character sheet (Name, Class, Skills, Weapon, Items) so that I can prepare your character in the .PSD.>Post with your name ( Name #Trip in the name field ) and paste your character sheet at the bottom of your post when in combat.>First choose your class and then pick the appropriate number of skills. You will also need a weapon and some items. >Men-at-arms is the only class considered armoured. Armour is reduce the damage the unit suffers. It is represented with a dot next to the Health value. One dot means one Armour, two means two, etc.>There’s three sort of skills: Combat, Passive and Prompt. Combat skill are activated when you roll a 6, Passive skills are always active and Prompt skills are activated when you call them (write it at the top of your post during your action).
>>1455649I am returned and ready for some pious killing.>Name: Father Giacomo di Corneria >Class: Engineer 4 health>Skill: Sagacitas > Weapon: Crossbow 3 ignore armor +2 range> Items : Shovel, Torch Smoke Grenade*2 potent herbs3hp
>>1455649"How could i miss such an occasion?">Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP6 Mobility2 Skills1 Item>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG, +2 against armor / RNG +5)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Sagacitas (Can see 2 tiles through smoke)>Items:Torch
>Every weapon has its own damage output and capabilities. Ranged weapons cannot be used at point blank (1-tile). 2-handed weapons (indicated by ‘’2H’’ at the bottom left of the item) cannot be used with a shield.>Consumables items (Herbs, bandages, bombs, etc.) can only be used once and are then discarded.
>>1455649"Present and Ready."Name: Eiron CobblestoneClass: ScoutSkills: Gressus, StrennuitasWeapon: Dagger>Items: Shovel, Rope, Bandages, Fresh Healing Herbs, Potent Healing Herbs, 4 Silver Pieces
>>1455695Forgot name.
>>1455692>Small error there: the Estoc isn't two-handed.We'll take players until I start panicking about having too much players. Welcome (back) to Bastard's Boars!
>>1455649"W-wait, you mean we're going to be fighting? Oh god, My friend said this was a vacation group!"Name: Roland the CowardClass: ScoutSkill: Inumbro, Arguereweapon: ShortbowItems: Hemp Rope, Clay Smoke Grenade
>>1455695>>1455674>>1455652I tweaked a bunch of weapons and mechanics, feel free to change your gear if you want.
>>1455619"Don't you worry not Captain. We'll clean that camp out. Show that sorry bastard how a real mercenary unit does it's job!"Name: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope, simple antidote
>>1455710//wheres my tank I guess I'll take Potestas in stead of Sagaticas As I wont be on the front lines much.Also how far can a character throw shit?
>>1455710The estoc calls to me, but I shall stay my hand.
>>1455606Is this correct?Name: Gwilim PettiferClass: Man-at-ArmsSkill: FortunaWeapon: Flanged MaceItems: Targe, Rations
>>1455649>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)Item: Shackles, Quatreberries"I have no fear, the knucklebones of Saint Budoc shall protect me."
>>1455710Some tweaks have been done, i am ready to rumble!>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
>>1455649>name: Helder Justice>class: Man-At-Arms>skills: Inumbro>weapon: Flanged Mace>items: Bandages, Simple AntidoteReporting for duty.
Say lads, while we're waiting to deploy, wanna swap stories? Since we're gonna be fighting side-by-side, it'd be good to get to know each other.
>>1455767>>1455750>>1455734>>1455733>>1455722>>1455706>>1455695>>1455652This is the Boars that will go into battle!>>1455723Well, previously I said the same range as a crossbow. But I guess the bow range would be more useful, considering the item is gone after the throw. So like a bow.I'm populating the map with enemies now, if there's more Boars wanting to deploy it's your last chance!
>>1455803We fought together last time and it went great.The name is Giacomo and I am an ordained priest.I left the Vatican because that bitch, the girl-pope, banned brothels in the city. So now I'm saving up to buy my own.
>>1455818Ah, a right shame that. Indeed, you fought bloody well in the last skirmish Father.I'm Eiron. You can probably tell from the name, but my old man was a Blacksmith in a backwater village. I left the place years ago and now I'm after some good old fame and fortune.
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Short Bow>Items:CFGx2, CSGx2, Hemp RopeChanging from crossbow due to balance changes.>>1455706"What, and you joined us without any questions? What if the camp activities aren't to your taste? You don't sound like they are, heh.You may as well stick around now you're here; even if you leave after you'll likely have stories and loot to take home. You may have to give your 'friend' a good thrashing, though. Kekeke."
Mislav runs into the camp, looking rather dizzy. "A-am I late..?" He lets out a hiccup. Name: Mislav BergerClass: Man-at-ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: Grosse MesserItems: Bandages, Fresh Herbs//I changed some stuff up if you are alright with that OP
>>1455857FFFUUUUUU
>>1455803I am Kuelph and I style myself a tradesman of the the mercenary life. Namely gambling and waiting. I pray to the blessed Saint Darerca that I may live to practice my craft as this day ends.
>>1455818Last time sure went great.But those were just thugs, after allWell, the pleasure is mine, companions. My name is Jeanpierre Brunebert, marksman and soldier of fortune.The reason why i am here is... Quite hectic. Let's say i needed a quick way out of the hole i had dug myself in, or else i would have spent my days in a cold cell with no more wine on my lips and gold in my hands. As a mercenary, however, i can have both!The fact that i am quite far from where the mess happened is also an added bonus.>>1455811There seems to be a considerable lack of melee fighters... I wonder, is it possible to learn how to weild a zweihander during a siege?
>>1455811No complaints? Okay, I'm ready.>>1455833"Pettifer, only my friends call me Gwilim.""My home villaige got razed to the ground when I was but a wee lad, fled with my childhood sweetheart and managed to eke it out for a while." The mercenary stretches his arms, "a'fore she caught the Pilgrim's Waste, anyway: flesh melted right off of her, didn't last long after that. Right tragic, really."
>>1455857"Well to be honest, he wasn't so much of a friend, as he was some guy I met in a bar yesterday. He just told me they liked to travel, and to get a weapon to 'fit in.' I figured it was some kind of LARP group, not a full blown Mercenary company!"
>>1455875Lack of melee fighters? They make up half our numbers, my good man. We shall have no problem.>>1455878Sorry to hear, lad. Well, at least this here's your chance for glory and riches.>>1455882Don't worry lad. Just shoot at the bad guys, and if any come near you we'll give them a right thrashing.You'll get paid plenty.
>>1455882"I don't know friend... I can't even remember joining this band..." He lets out a small hiccup. "But I remember beating up people in warehouse."
>>1455882What size are your boots my child?>>1455875>>1455861Have any of you seen the cat guy, we lost him in a cockfighting den.
>>1455886"Aye, damn shame." Gwilim stares off into the horizon, the corner of his mouth twitching, "Lass didn't put out even once before she got turned into a blooming candle."
>>1455893"We were cockfighting...?" Another hiccup escapes his mouth. "I think... He's sleeping in a bush somewhere... Tried to catch a chicken with mouth."
>>1455893I remember his ears twitching while we left the warehouse, but i have no idea where he ran off to. My mother told me to never trust cats, anyway. Vicious beasts, i tell you.>>1455886I can only hope you are right, my friend.
>>1455857What's your name?>>1455875>Is it possible to learn how to weild a zweihander during a siege?There's no weapon restriction, you can change whenever you want (but not during a battle, obviously)The battle is about to start! No more units can join.
>>1455903Bastards, lets go kill some bastards!
>>1455893"What do the size of my boots have to do with anything?">>1455903"Oh god I'm going to die!"
>>1455887>>1455899Dammit man, did you really drink so much before a fight? You're right suicidal, you are.>>1455893>>1455900I believe his name was... Konrad, if I'm thinking of the right one. Maybe he's just late, and he'll show up to reinforce us.>>1455898Now THAT is a right damn shame if ever I heard of one.>>1455911Aye Father, let's.>>1455915Chin Up, Eyes Forward, Blade Drawn, Mouth Smiling! That's the way to be, Lad! Let's move!
>>1455915"Because if you die, he can take your boots... He's a very bad priest but he's fun to drink with."
>>1455915"You will with that attitude lad and don't think that bow o' yers will keep ya' out of harms reach neither. If it isn't the enemy archers that get ya' it'll be the flanking cavalry."
>>1455857>>1455863>>1455903Why do I keep missing the name dammit>>1455882"My companion, any such group that uses real weapons would soon run dry of members. Or did you bring some form of padded arrows? We do have our own storage of arms, so you doubtless find something for yourself lying about.Anyway, you're not equipped for melee combat, so it's not a problem. If you're worried just hang at the back and duck when people shoot at you."
>>1455915>>1455922We all die someday, but if you're afraid I can sell you an indulgence. Blessed by the girl-pope(bitch) herself!
>>1455915Nonesense, nobody died yet!Keep away from the heavy hitters, and you may only get wounded! And then, if you're lucky, you will even survive your wounds!
>>1455924Don't be mean to the lad, Brenil. He might actually end up helping.
>>1455924"Don't scare the poor sod off, we'll be left a man down. Anyway, hasn't he already burnt off his bad luck for the day, accidentally joining mercs? Kehehe... As long as he doesn't get in the way or manage to lodge an arrow in his foot he's probably fine staying here for now, we could use the aid."
>>1455918"Look..." Another hiccup escapes his mouth. "Booze gives you certain strength and it makes you feel no pain...Well, most kinds of pain" He hiccups again.>>1455930"Priest... Did you steal them from her...?"
First round!Declare your actions Boars!
>>1455933>>1455944"If I was bein' mean to the lad I'd tell 'im everythin'll be fine and dandy an' he's got nothin' to worry about. Tellin' 'im the truth and scarin' 'im off would be fore the best. For both us and 'im."
>>1455947"URAAAAAAAAAAA!" He charges.4 tiles to the guy infront of meName: Mislav BergerClass: Man-at-ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: Grosse MesserItems: Bandages, Fresh Herbs
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1455947>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, Quatreberries>N, N, W>Fire at Grosse Messer bandit
>>1455955//Or W, W, W, W better to say
>>1455947>Move two spaces left
>>1455947>3N, 2W"I'm just gonna stay behind these boxes here and try to stay out of everyone's way."
>>1455947>Move 5 EastName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope, simple antidote
>>1455962>W, W that is>>1455951Brenil, I suggest you shut up, lest an arrow ends up in the back of your throat
>>1455951Fair enough then. Let's get down to business.>>1455947C'MON BASTARDS, LET'S SKEWER THE BASTARDS!>Six Spaces West>Name: Eiron Cobblestone>Class: Scout>Skills: Gressus, Strennuitas>Weapon: Dagger>Items: Shovel, Rope, Bandages, Fresh Healing Herbs, Potent Healing Herbs, 4 Silver Pieces>>1455964"Shoot at 'em or I'll give you a kick or two after the battle!"
>>1455947>N N E E>>1455945She certainly doesn't need them
>>1455968"Y-Yes sir!"
>>1455947Joke time's over, let's kill us some criminals.Don't run too far ahead of the rest of us or fall behind, else you'll get caught out.> MOVE W N W NGwilim Pettifer>Man-at-Arms>Flanged Mace>Fortuna>Targe, Rations(If I run into anyone, blame the fact that I don't know who anyone is)
>>1455947"They see us! ATTAAAAACK!">Move 4W and 3N>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
>>1455980>>1455811If you don't mind, post a version of this with everyone on it, I'll use it as a reference.
>>1455984Mate, you're the man at arms with the shield and a mace, who could you possibly get confused with?
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items:CFGx2, CSGx2, Hemp Rope>>1455947Suppose there's nothing better for me to do than moving 4 squares north-east. This is what I get for taking so long to find my character sheet... Don't suppose I get a consultation prize of a range buff?"What happened to the flash git back at camp, anyways? I saw how much effort it took him to get that outfit ready, he must be gutted to not get a chance to show it off. Perhaps it's for the best though, what if it got ruined?"
>>1455988Well of course, but with everyone else running off every which way, I'd rather not get between a crossbow and its target.
>>1455966"Shove it Helder there's fightin' ta do!"
>>1455988I think he might mean so he can tell who's who.>>1455984When last thread ended Ceg posted an image with all the mercs, so discounting people who only joined itt you can use that for now.
>>1455995I'm pretty sure there are no rules in play for that.>>1455991"Barrand? He's leading the main assault. We can swing by and join up with them once we mop up here.">>1456000"Fighting is the best time for a chat!"
>>1456008Nah, when Ceg reworked ranged weapons he made it so shots can be blocked, remember? That's why the spear has Bypass Units.
: Combat Log :Mislav charged Badger Merc. Jean!Kuelph shot at Badger Merc. Jean, but missed.Helder moved!Roland, like the coward he is, hid behind some crates!Brenil moved closer to Badger Merc. Jean!Eiron ran in front of Mislav!Father Giacomo moved!Pettifer ran toward the enemies!Kayeden caught up with the rest of the Boars!>Now processing enemies…
>>1456008"A chat sure. A philowhatsit argument about the virtues o' lettin' the ill prepared onto a battlefield is not a chat."
>>1456019(I was under the impression that I could only shoot up to 4 boxes away since the bow has +3 range, what's the actual range for the bow?)
>>1456017Oh, good catch.>>1456035"Righto then, let's have a chat. Caitlyn or Elle?"
Rolled 2 (1d6)>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items:CFGx2, CSGx2, Hemp Rope>>1456019Wait, Salvator is in range to shoot at them even after bow rework? Can you plz repost the chart on weapon ranges from last thread, or is that now outta date?Anyway, I move 3 to Salvadors' side for his +hit perk and shoot at the nearest merc.
>>1456039"Caitlyin definitely! That little redhead..."
>>1456045>>1456037Nah, it's my bad, I didn't double check. The weapon range is displayed on the weapon cards themselves.
>>1456037>>1456045Well, he did miss.
>>1456019Leave the Badger to me, take care of his friends!We'll see who's arm is stronger.
>>1456054And what a miss...
>>1456063Watch out for reinforcements coming along the road.
: Combat Log :Badger Merc. Guillaume (messer) ran toward Eiron!Badger Merc. Jean navigated through the boars to attack Brenil with it’s messer! Unfortunately for him, he missed.Badger Merc. Luc moved in and readied his crossbow!Badger Merc. Alexis (axe) moved closer to the tents and called his friends!Badger Mercs. Simon (Spear) and Julien (Mace) ran toward the Boars!Declare your actions Boars!
>>1456019"Christ, my head... that bastard chicken was faster than I expected.">deploy groggily from bush"What's this bloody racket? Can't a fellow sleep in pea- oh. Guten Morgen, meine Kameraden!"Name: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Key, Coins (9), Smoke Grenade
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456080"Oh yer' a cheeky cunt an't ya!?">Stab the cheeky cuntName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope, simple antidote
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456080>2W, 2N Shoot at the crossbowman"ohgodohgodohgod"
>>1456080I'll leave that one to you.> Move W N W WGwilim Pettifer>Man-at-Arms>Flanged Mace>Fortuna>Targe, Rations
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456080"Hah, this will be a cakewalk!">Move N,N,W,N>Shoot crossbow at Badger Merc Julien (mace)>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
>>1456080>N W W W>>1456083Youre late cat man, and you owe me some silver.
>>1456093(Does it need to be a natural 6 to proc combat skills?)
Rolled 1 (1d6)>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items:CFGx2, CSGx2, Hemp RopeAs stated before I'll move near the merc and next to Salvador for that +hit then shoot at the bugger.>>1456052Goddammit. In the same vein, while you haven't really chosen a range for throwing weapons, could you estimate what kind of range would be pushing the envelope to try throwing from?Am I being daft, or has nobody added the first thread to suptg yet?
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1456080>N, W, N, NAttack the merc in front of me
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1456080>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, QuatreberriesMy intent is to move behind Brenil to give him the benefit of Potestas and then fire at the bandit, assuming there is no line of sight problem. If there is then... well shit.>W, Fire at Grosse messer
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1456080"Haha, a perfect opportunity!"If this hits, Guillaume will be out of the picture.>W, W, N, N, W>Backstab Badger Guillaume with daggerName: Eiron CobblestoneClass: ScoutSkills: Gressus, StrennuitasWeapon: Dagger>Items: Shovel, Rope, Bandages, Fresh Healing Herbs, Potent Healing Herbs, 4 Silver Pieces>>1456051"I prefer Lady Elle myself. Her elegance is unmatched!">>1456109It's there, you need to specifically access the /qst/ archive.
>>1456106(Course you dippy bugger, an accuracy buff isn't gonna boost your crit rate.)"There's more in the tents, don't let them scare you when they pop out."
>>1456080"Come, come!">>1456083"Had a nice dream Katze?!"N, N, N, WName: Mislav BergerClass: Man-at-ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: Grosse MesserItems: Bandages, Fresh Herbs
>>1456111I'm sorry, I'm a dip I've been reading the Cardinal directions wrong. Please feel free to disregard if you've already made the map and I'll just learn my lesson next time.>S, Fire at Grosse messer
>>1456100"Lies, the fight was rigged from the start! That cock was clearly drunk, you scoundrel!">>1456121"Hmph. I dreamt that Godforsaken chicken was laughing as it ran in circles around me, since you ask."
>>1456143"Now is not exactly the moment to talk about drunk cocks, Katze."
Okay, the Bow/Crossbow range nerf was a bit too brutal. How about a +2 range buff for each?It felt right in rooms when I playtested it but out in the open it kinda it's kinda ridiculous that ranged weapons are so limited.
>>1456109Gah, Salvador's moving away. I'll go to the same place, though.
>>1456156Works for me. I am in no biased towards this. Honest.
>>1456156(Yeah, as it stands Bows and crossbows are too limited.)
>>1456156No complaints from me!
>>1456156Yeah, having only 4 squares per general direction for a crossbow bolt to land seemed a bit flaccid to say the least, which is the whole reason I switched weapons.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1456156Imma shoot the mace guy then, If Im still on time
: Combat Log :Brenil stabed the cheeky cunt Badger Merc. Jean with his spear! The Mercenary is deeply wounded!Roland cowardly shot at Badger Merc. Luc from behind the crates! Luc screamed in pain.Petiffer moved North-West!Brunebert shot at Badger Merc. Julien! The bolt went right through his armour and brutally wounded him!Kayeden moved and shot at Badger Merc. Jean, but missed even with Kuelph’s Potestas skill.Helder delivered 2.5 lbs of Justice in Badger Julien’s face! He then died, his skull crushed.Kuelph shot at Badger Merc. Jean, killing him! You were too close to take a shot at the mercenary, so I didn’t make you move.Eiron skillfully placed himself behind Badger Merc. Guillaume, but missed.Mislav moved toward Badger. Guillaume!Father Giacomo moved but couldn’t shoot fast enough! His target was already dead!>Now processing enemies…
"Gah, fuck."
>>1456243"Oh god I'm so sorry, please don't hurt me!"
: Reinforcements! :Badger Merc. Vincent came out of his tent!Badger Captain Léonard came out of his tent!
>>1456259"Don't apologize to the shite! We're here to kill the bastards! Not have a bloody tea party!"
[Léonard]Fuckin' hell. Who is it this time?Bastard's Boars? I see no Boars here. Only dead men.
>>1456279"How about you come you come over here an say that were I can stab ya'!"
Bloody hell, nine hit points WITH 2 armor? Every hit we land on him has to do at least three points or ignore armor. Our crossbowmen'll need to set up for that, along with anyone with an Estoc or Mace.
>>1456110"Nice work, Helder! You know how to swing that mace.">>1456259"Good work, companion! Keep it up, and you may score yourself your first kill!">>1456269"Well, i see why Barrand wants your mace! Come and fight, you big bastard!"
>>1456285"Oh Blessed Murcia his armor is so thick I can't even hurt him with my arrows ."
>>1456279"HOLY SHIT! LOOK AT THAT HAIR!"
>>1456295Good thing crossbows ignore armor.With two lucky turns of shooting from all of us, the guy will go down easy.
>>1456279"And we can't see the badgers for the gleaming of your bald patch, now get over here you bastard!"
>>1456295Deal with his underlings first, a half-assed attempt will only make him more dangerous.> Fortitudo: when below 50% HP, +2 to Hit.Injure him and get out of there, I'll hold him off.> Fortuna: Negate enemy combat skills.
>>1456300"That's why I'm an engineer lad. Takin' shite apart what wasn't meant to be is my job!"
>>1456304True, it'd only take three crossbow shots, but they'd all need to hit, and each shot only has a 50% chance of succeeding.>>1456309Doesn't that mean YOUR HP?
>>1456322We could always set him on fire and call it a day?
>>1456327Do we... Do we have that option?Because I am all for that option.
>>1456295maces kill armor!>>1456279Your mother is a prostitute! Nothing wrong with that though.
>>1456330Someone must have bought the flammable oil.Kayeden should have some.
>>1456332Well of course they do, but not only would our mace-wielders have to hit, they'd have to not die from the big man's massive mace attack.>>1456338Excellent. We can kill all his goons and then throw some on him.Let us also remember that pesky man-at-arms with the shield nearby him though.
>>1456338Yeah, I have 2, though I'm too bloody far away to chuck anything at him, so you shouldn't rely on me too much.
: Combat Log :Badger Merc. Luc limped back and shot Helder! The bolt went through his armor! Badger Merc. Simon moved in and tried to strike Eiron with his spear, but missed.Badger Merc. Guillaume striked Eiron with his Grosse Messer! Eiron was badly injured because of the Messer’s bonus against unarmoured opponents! Badger Merc. Alexis ran toward Eiron wanting to deal the killing blow, but missed!Badger Merc. Vincent and Léonard the Badger moved closer to the action!Declare your actions, Boars!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1456362> Move W W N> Attack Alexis with Mace (crack armour)Gwilim Pettifer>Man-at-Arms>Flanged Mace>Fortuna>Targe, Rations
Beware of Léonard's fearsome mace!
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1456362"Eiron, get back!" He attacks the merc.NName: Mislav BergerClass: Man-at-ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: Grosse MesserItems: Bandages, Fresh Herbs
>>1456362>Move North, East, North, East, NorthName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope, simple antidote
>>1456362"I'm in bad shape, lads..."
>>1456375//shit
>>1456369>>1456375>>1456377>>1456380Should i throw a smokebomb in there, to ensure that Eiron retreats safely?
>>1456362I move up again, because I'm still a bloody turn away from being in range. I'd try catching someone in an AoE, but that would only lead to friendly fire."Hoi! My man! Get outta there, you're gonna die!
>>1456362get out of the way!I loot the crate next to me and move >S S W W
>>1456375>>1456392>>1456393"Retreat"? You think I'd retreat?
>>1456397"If you want to live to fight another day."
>>1456362>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +5)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, Quatreberries> W, N, W, WRepositioning.
>>1456392Kill the one with the crossbow, if he wants to die then it's up to him.
>>1456392"If someone drops that arse with the crossbow and ye' keep that other one with the spear far enough away he'll be fine."
>>1456392Nah, that would only mess with the melee. He should be fine for pulling out, though he'll have to stick to plinking with throwing knives after. Anyone have herbs to heal the poor sod?
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1456362>2N and shoot the crossbowman again"Oh sweet god in heaven that man is going to kill me"
>>1456408I've got herbs. Never thought I'd be using them on myself. If someone covers me I can back away four spaces and toss a throwing knife at the badger Gwilim hit. That might finish him off.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1456397"Yes, honestly. Staying there would just make you end up with a sword through your throat.">>1456405"Aye aye captain!">>1456422Just be careful>>1456362>Move 2W>Shoot Badger Merc Simon>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
>>1456362>S, S, S, SHelder doesn't feel like dying, today
Rolled 2 (1d6)Righto then, enacting the plan.>>1456362>E, S, E, E,>Toss Dager #1 at Alexis"That'll teach you to miss where you're aiming at, ya bastard!">Name: Eiron Cobblestone>Class: Scout>Skills: Gressus, Strennuitas>Weapon: Dagger>Items: Shovel, Rope, Bandages, Fresh Healing Herbs, Potent Healing Herbs, 4 Silver Pieces
>>1456443Bugger. Addendum please.>Also use my potent healing herbs
Ceg, I'm not sure if you noticed but I feel like someone has to point it out at some point>Weapons and Shields has no shields>Gear and Items has a shield
>>1456446Only one action per round! Since you already attacked you can't use an item.>>1456450At first the shields were in the Weapons sheet, but I figured since they take inventory space to wield they'd be better in the items sheet. Thanks for pointing it out, I'll correct it for the next deployement!
>>1456493Double Bugger. I'll have to keep that in mind for next time.Assuming I survive this round, of course.
I have to sleep now, sadly.Anyone is welcome to bot me until i get back, if they want to.
: Combat Log :Pettifer delivered a devastating blow to Badger Merc. Alexis! A horrible sound of bones breaking can be heard!Mislav moved in to attack Badger Merc. Alexis, but missed.Brenil repositioned himself!Father Giacomo quickly looted the open crate and found five (5) silver coins! He then moved to a safer place.Kuelph repositioned himself!Roland left his cowardly position and shot at Badger Merc. Luc, but missed.Brunbert moved and shot at Badger Merc. Simon, but missed.Eiron limped back to safety and threw one of his dagger at Badger Merc. Alexis, but missed.Kayeden moved up!>Now processing enemies…
>>1456512"You do not have to die today, lay down your weapon!" Pettifer exclaims as Alexis cries out in pain.
>>1456512Ceg, FYI I won't be able to participate for a while so pls don't kill me thanks
>>1456512Because of the bodyblocking rule, I'm still unable to get a shot off. I'll move up 4 aiming to go past the left of the main fight, but still don't have much in particular to do, unless anyone wants a bomb throwing?
: Combat Log :Badger Merc. Alexis limps away in an attempt to save his life.Badger Merc. Luc shot a bolt toward Eiron, but missed.Badger Merc. Guillaume moved closer to Brunebert and attacked him with his messer! The blow was devastating since Brunebert is unarmoured!Badger Simon moved and attacked Mislav from behind his comerade! The blow was underwhelming, as Mislav is wearing a sturdy coat of plates.Badger Merc. Vincent rushed to position himself between his wounded comrade and Pettifer!Léonard the Badger slowly advance towards the fighting.Boars, declare your actions!
>>1456596"Yer the bloody arse that put your tent at the other end of the camp!">Move Five West>Tie hemp rope into lassoName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope, simple antidote
>>1456596>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, QuatreberriesCan't hurt Shieldman so:>N, N, W, NTo get closer to allies to give Potestas
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456596>Shoot the crossbowman again"Oh god, he's getting closer, I think I can see him looking at me."
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456596>W W W W>I shoot sword guy>Name: Father Giacomo di Corneria >Class: Engineer 4 health>Skill: potestas> Weapon: Crossbow 3 ignore armor +4 range 9 dosh> Items : Shovel, Torch Smoke Grenade*2 potent herbs3hp
>>1456596"Scheisse, getting out of that bush was harder than I thought.">deployName: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Key, Coins (9), Smoke Grenade
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1456596> Move W W N> Attack Badger Vincent with Mace (crack armour)You'll die with him, then! You are outnumbered two to one!Gwilim Pettifer>Man-at-Arms>Flanged Mace>Fortuna>Targe, Rations
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1456596"SLAVA!" He attacks Guillaume.Name: Mislav BergerClass: Man-at-ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: Grosse MesserItems: Bandages, Fresh Herbs
>>1456596>1 square away from being able to shoot Sword & BoardAAAAAI'll have to just waddle 4 closer and hope next turn brings me release from this curse.
>>1456627I don't believe you can just deploy on the fly, Konrad.
>>1456628>>1456636>these rolls
>>1456641He can try, its a big bush though>>1456649You know who our GM is right
>>1456627"If you can't even fight your way outta that bush, how do plan to fight the balding bastard over there? Kah hah!"
>>1456649This is written by Cegremo, RNJesus cursed this fig tree a long time ago. Long past are the days the Major could bullet time with our roll power sadly, if we tried to use Yellow Death now we'd throw the last year of keikakus in the bin.
>>1456657"If I ever *ack* escape this hellish shrub, I swear to *ow* God I'm shoving you in, Kayeden!">>1456641You're probably right, but I figured it was worth making sure.
Alright guys, I've got a bit of a plan. Brunebert said he was okay with being botted, so, if I move him four east and one north, he can loose a shot off at the man at arms with the spear, then I can move to the square south of him and deliver some potent healing herbs to him to get him back up to four health. Thoughts?
>>1456692I have nothing against it.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1456692I shall roll for him god bless.
>>1456687"If you ever manage such a feat I'd say you'd merit a title worthy of a hero! How does Slayer of Shrubberies sound? Whole armies would crumble when they witness the Horticultural Hercules and his kitty ears! Kehehehe!"
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1456713Don't be ridiculous, how could you roll for him if he ain't moved yet?>>1456596Botting Brunebert while he's asleep.>E, E, E, E, N>Fire at Spear-Wielding Man-At-Arms>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:1/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope>>1456596Now moving Eiron.>N, N, E, E>Use Potent Healing Herbs on Brunebert>Name: Eiron Cobblestone>Class: Scout>Skills: Gressus, Strennuitas>Weapon: Dagger>Items: Shovel, Rope, Bandages, Fresh Healing Herbs, Potent Healing Herbs, 4 Silver Pieces
>>1456719"Do not make light of my struggles, these damned thorns are as wicked as any blade!"
: Combat Log :Brenil rushed westward and made a lasso out of his rope!Kuelph moved closer to his allies!Roland shot cowardly at Badger Merc. Luc, killing him! Father Giacomo bravely rushed ahead and shot Badger Merc. Vincent! The bolt ignored the mercenary’s armour!Katze is stuck in the bush! Katze? What a klutz.Pettifer attacked Badger Marc. Vincent, but missed!Mislav tried to attack Badger Merc. Guillaume, but failed to do so.Brunebert fled to safety! He tried to shoot at Badger Merc. Simon, but missed.Eiron rushed to the severely injured Brunebert and healed him with his Potent Healing Herbs!>Now processing enemies…
>>1456787"Congratulations Roland! You've killed a man."
>>1456787"Oh god I just killed a man. When I woke up this morning, I did not expect I would be killing people!"
>>1456787Oh. Oh shit. I'm within range of the spear-carrying Man-At-Arms. I could die right here and now.
>>1456807"Welcome to mercenary life. You spend your days either killing people or making their life more difficult. Night you spend getting drunk and if you're lucky in the company of a good women!"
>>1456842"Like Lady Elle."
>>1456787>I didn't moveEhh? I did my my best to travel, I guess I'm not really feeling it... maybe Kayeden as resigned to the fate of never getting a meaningful shot off. Not sure why now, as he has a clear shot next turn, but whatever.
>>1456787Konrad my friend I will pay you 2 coins for your useless key! I will even give you an indulgence and clear your debt with me! How does that sound
//well, I need to go. See ya lads.
: Combat Log :Badger Merc. Alexis escaped!Badger Merc. Vincent critically striked (6) pettifer! Longswords truly are spectacular weapons.Badger Merc. Simon ended Eiron’s life. The Bastard’s Boars will forever remember him.Badger Merc. Guillaume ran away!Léonard the Badger was infuriated and cursed the god who gave him such low mobility.>Adjusted Kayeden’s position.Declare your actions, Boars!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1456879Nooo Eiron! I pray you find your peace...>w, and I shoot the sword and shield guy.
Rolled 5 (1d6)Activate Inumbro>>1456879>Shoot Badger Merc. Simon"OHGODSOMEONEJUSTDIEDRIGHTINFRONTOFMEOHJESUSWHYDIDISIGNUPFORTHIS?!"
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456879"Eiron! YOU BASTARD!">Move 5 North>Stab spearmanName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), simple antidote
Well lads... Who would have thought I'd be the first casualty. Loot my body, I've got some nice stuff. I'll take over as botter for those in need of it for the rest of this session, and hopefully make someone new as reinforcements. My backstab build never really panned out, did it?>>1456894>>1456902>>1456907Oh hey, turns out me dying created good rolls. Least I was good for something.
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1456879>Attack VincentGwilim Pettifer>Man-at-Arms>Flanged Mace>Fortuna>Targe, Rations
>Notice the timeAnd I'm out, good luck guys!
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1456879>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, Quatreberries"You bastard! Which is ironic!">W, N, Fire at Badger Merc. (Spearman)
>>1456877"I'd argue, but in my current, ah, predicament, you can use it much better than I. You have yourself a deal, father.">>1456879Eiron, no!Du schwein! Das wirst du büßen!>toss key to PriestName: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Coins (9), Smoke Grenade
Y'know, we could have some kind of board, like a bulletin board, where we just tack on the names of the dead boars. Just as a remembrance kind of thing.>>1456919And the good rolls keep on going. Anyway, I count four absentees, Helder, Brenil, Brunebert, and Mislav. I'll bot the four of them, if that's good with you, Cegremo?
>>1456919Vincent is already dead, Giacomo killed him. Try something else!
>>1456954Oy Ceg, is >>1456948 Okay?
>>1456961Four is a bit too much, but I'm okay with two.
>>1456954Apologies. In that case:> Step over the body, W W W W
>>1456879And this is why you eat your bloody herbs. I'll stay put for once and plink at the bastard that killed him.
>>1456968Alright then, I'll bot Brunebert and Helder.Others will have to take Brenil and Mislav.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1456985Fucked up the roll, sorry.
>>1456946I toss him 2 coins and a piece of paper with crude writing on it.
Rolled 2, 3 = 5 (2d6)>>1456985I couldn't eat my herbs, Jean. I gave them to Brunebert so that he could live.>>1456879Botting Brunebert.>Fire crossbow at SpearmanFirst die result is for this attack.>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope>>1456879Now botting Helder.>North, North, North>Attack SpearmanSecond die result is for this attack.>name: Helder Justice>class: Man-At-Arms>skills: Inumbro>weapon: Flanged Mace>items: Bandages, Simple Antidote
>>1457023This is David all over again.
>>1457034Look, don't worry. My death spurred 3 5s and a 6. And we have two idlers who could be botted by you guys, who could possibly succeed in their attack. Not counting retreating units, there are only three dudes left.I'll be the only casualty of THIS fight.
: Combat Log :Father Giacomo shot Badger Merc. Vincent! The bolt proved itself to be fatal as it pierced through the mercenary’s armour!Roland cowardly used his ability Inumbro! He also shot at Badger Merc. Simon!Brenil, overcome with grief, attacked Badger Merc. Simon!Pettifer daringly approached Léonard the Badger!Kuelph attacked Badger Merc. Simon, but couldn’t shoot since Kayeden was in the way!Kayeden also attacked Bagder Merc. Simon, but missed! Katze finally freed himself from the bush!Helder and Brunebert both attacked Badger Merc. Simon, but both missed.>Now processing enemies…
>>1456879>>1456970Coward? It is not the Boars that run from this battle, but the Badgers. Fight me!
"Good job Katze! Which title are ya gonna pick?"
Aight, look. I ain’t a stupid man, nor a reckless one. Clearly y’all bested me and my mercs.What do you say we settle this like the hired swords scum we are? I’ll give you one and a half times what your patron pays you plus twenty silver coins. We pack up and leave, you let us do so, and hopefully we’ll never see each other again. Do we have a deal?
>>1457117I say we offer them unconditional surrender or death. We need the mace and what's in the tent.
>>1457117Dude killed me, so I may be a little biased, but I think you guys should kill him. If he's offering to pay us, he's probably got the coins on him or in his tent.
>>1457117Make peace with your God and die with dignity, this is the end of the road for you.
>>1457117*Roland is currently cowering in the corner*
>>1457134>>1457142>>1457154>>1457167[Léonard the Badger]Hmpf! As you wish.: Combat Log :Badger Simon attacked Brenil! The blow is dire for the Engineer!Léonard the Badger slowly walk toward Pettifer! What a terrifying presence!Badger Guillaume escapes!Bastard's Boars! Here's your moment of glory! Strike down Léonard the Badger! Claim your vengeance!Declare your actions!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1457186> N N N>shoot the fucker> E if I can still
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1457186>Move N>Attack Léonard the Badger (crack armour)Gwilim Pettifer>Man-at-Arms>Flanged Mace>Fortuna>Targe, Rations
>>1457186>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, QuatreberriesI will move:>W, W, Wand loot that box hoping for a weapon that can hurt the boss as well as giving Potestas to the good Father. For future clarification, does Potestas apply the bonus diagonally as well?Also I have these shackles that may spur me to try something desperate.
>>1457196He's not in range with just three moves north, I don't think.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1457186>Shoot the spearman"Go away, please!"
>>1457222ur right my bad>>1457196I move N N N N then
Rolled 3, 2 = 5 (2d6)>>1457186Botting Brunebert.>Fire crossbow at Spearman>Seven WestFirst die result is for this attack.>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope>>1457186Now botting Helder.>Attack Spearman>Four WestSecond die result is for this attack.>name: Helder Justice>class: Man-At-Arms>skills: Inumbro>weapon: Flanged Mace>items: Bandages, Simple Antidote
: Combat Log :Father Giacomo shot at Léonard the Badger! His aim was true and the Badger Captain suffered the full extent of our pious Engineer’s bolt!Pettifer crushed Léonard’s armour with his flanged mace!Kuelph moved closer to the crates and looted them! He found a Vulnerary! These desiccated herbs instantaneously heals 5 Health points! Roland let an arrow loose at the spearman, but his cowardice made him miss his shot!Brunebert shot the spearman, but missedHelder did the same and moved!>Now processing enemies...
: Combat Log :Léonard the Badger lifted his terrible mace and dealt a critical blow (6) upon our brother-in-arms Pettifer, may his soul find peace.Badger Simon got closer to Brunebert but failed his attack!Declare your actions boars!
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1457307//This is florence all over again>I shoot him>I move E N N N>I pray real fucking hard for the first time in years.
>>1457307//Well, I saw that coming.
>>1457307Brunebert should have moved west.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1457307Ruh Roh Rhaggy.>Name: Salvator Kuelph>Class: Man-At-ArmsStats:6/6 HP4 Mobility>Weapon: Shortbow (2 DMG, +1 HIT/ RNG +3)>Skills: Potestas (Adjacent units get +1 HIT)>Items: Shackles, QuatreberriesI move:>N, N, N, Wand fire at the double bastard."If we live through this Padre, I'll let you borrow St. Isaac's Rabbit foot."
>>1457316You're right. Plan your next action with Brunebert's right position, Eiron. He should be 7 tiles west.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1457307Botting Brunebert.>Fire crossbow at Badger Leader>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope>>1457307 #Now botting Helder.>One West>name: Helder Justice>class: Man-At-Arms>skills: Inumbro>weapon: Flanged Mace>items: Bandages, Simple Antidote
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1457307Lets have berger go E E E and spear simon
: Combat Log :Father Giacomo prayed for the first time in years, but God did not heard his plea. The bolt missed Léonard, who now looks directly at the priest. ‘’You’re next.’’Kuelph moved north and shot at the Badger, but missed.Brunebert fired his crossbow, but missed.Helder ran toward Simon and hit him with his messer! I adjusted his position a bit for him to be able to strike the spearman.Maybe we should finish this tomorrow? More than half the players are afk and I'm getting tired. So, same hour tomorrow? (14:00 (UTC-05:00))
>>1457493That sounds good. I'll be there for... moral support? Thanks for the game! Luck wasn't on my side today.
>>1457493Its 4 am here, so that seems good. but shouldnt Kuelph hit him because of his bow+1 hit?
>>1457493I won't be available tomorrow but I am 100% okay with being botted by someone who died.Thanks for the run bossman, good luck you bastards.
>>1457493Sure thing Ceg. We can run this, and then the main assault, or something like that.
I fell asleep soon after we turn Léonard down, sorry. Anyway, didn't you all want me to set the fuck on fire?
Since I work today, chances are I won't be around to control Roland. If I'm not available, someone else can bot him.Or you can just let him stay in his little corner and cower for a bit. that works too.
>>1458684Yes. Yes we did. Do it.
>>1457493Shit, I assumed I wasn't getting out of that bush and fell asleep.As I probably won't be able to run to Leonard in time, is it possible to throw my spear like a javelin?
>>1458887I will not forget you, Eiron. Our friendship was brief, but intense.
>>1458892Jeanpierre, all I ask is that you live on. After I stuck my neck out to get you those healing herbs, I think I deserve at least that much.And maybe some kind of memorial, like a note tacked to the board back at the branch base.Oh, and loot my body. I ought to have four silver pieces, some fresh healing herbs, bandages, rope, and a shovel.
>>1458912Here's an idea: when a Boar dies, we nail a piece of parchment bearing their name to the side of our wagon so that when we ride to future battles, the fluttering of their name will remind us of our fallen allies.
>>1458938We have a wagon?
>>1458938Spare me the embarrassment.
>>1458940I bloody well hope so, I'll be damned if I'm marching all the way to that blessed castle.>>1458945Nothing to be ashamed of, mein Freund, it was a very big man with a very big mace. You were a braver man than I to go toe-to-toe with him.
>>1458945Hey, you're the guy who walked right up to the dude who can deal six damage in one hit.If the living guys wanna put your name on the wagon, ain't much your corpse can do to stop them.>>1458949It's not THAT much of a trek. I hope we get reinforcements at some point so I can deploy with my new guy. Wonder what kind of loadout I should go with?
>>1458949Just take my boots and roll me into a hole, I'd have done the same for you. Save your poncey parchment for poetry and love letters, you might get some action out of it that way.
Would you guys be ready for a earlier session?
>>1458912Will do, camarade.We can organize you a proper funeral, if Giacomo agrees to speak some words on God's behalf.>>1458953That can also be arranged.>>1458969I sure am.
>>1458969Personally? Sure. Lemme just slip into something a little more comfortable.>>1458976That'd be nice. Bury me with my own shovel, have the good father say some stuff. I'd love that.Welp, ashes to ashes, dust to dust, and all that. New character time!
Ahh, there we go. Good to not be a corpse.>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1
>>1458976>>1458985Alright, we'll start If we're able to get at least four players.
>>1458969Yeah, if we can get together enough Boars for it. We best not go with only a handful, and botting loads isn't much better; what if we get someone killed without their permission?
>>1458999>>1459001Here's one.
>>1459001I am back
>>1459007>>1459004>>1459002>>1459001I count 4 with me.
>>1459001I'll be waiting for the rest of the party at the main event, don't take too long.>Name: Stenson Lytilprud>Class: Men-at-Arms>Stats:6:/6: HP4 Mobility>Weapon:Battle Axe>Skills:Iacesso (Unit more likely to get attacked)>Items:Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1459001Aye! Adriano de Luca hath arrived!Class: Man at ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: SpearItems: Shield
Preparing the the session!
>>1459020Alright, let's show this bastard what Boars are made of!Name: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade
Here are the Boars that will finish the fight!>Changed Léonard's Health to reflect >>1457516
Bastard's Boars, declare your actions!
>>1459054Excellent. Shall we, gentlemen?>Move 5 West>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1
>>1459054> Move on Simon, N N W N> Tap [Iacesso]Stenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Battle Axe>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1459054is there a compass rose on this map? I can't find it 4N(?) Come here and tase my spear, you arse!
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1459054”This is for Eiron, you BASTARD!”> Move 3N, 2W>Shoot Badger Merc Simon>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
>>1459075The compass rose is here, friend:>>1455649Right underneath the character portraits.
>>1459075North is up and rightCompass is in the image of the post that explains the rules.
>>1459054High time for these Hurensöhne to meet their maker, oder?>move N N N N N N WName: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade
>>1459054>E, E
W-why am I being left out?
>>1459080Fugg, I'm blind.4W then, not N
>>1459096I forgot you, sorry! State your action (I'm deploying you 1 tile west of Emeritus).
>>1459108 I Meant >>1459095
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: FOx2, CSGx2, Hemp Rope>>1459108I run closer and chuck flammable oil at the bastards.
>>1459111I'm here if you'll let me squeeze in.
: Combat Log :Emeritus daringly charged ahead of the group!Stenson also charged toward Badger Merc. Simon!Adriano ran west!Brunebert tried to avenge his fallen comrade, but failed to do so.Konrad, finally free of the bush’s grasp, ran north!Helder moved!Kayeden spilled and lit his flammable oil! It will burn for 4 rounds.Badger Merc. Alexis emerged from the woods!>Processing enemies...
: Combat Log :Léonard the Badger spent his round extinguishing the flames!Badger Alexis ran and broke Adriano’s targe with his axe! Fortunately for DeLuca, he suffered no damage because of his coat-of-plates. Badger Simon went straight for Brunebert and and pierced him with his winged spear!A voice is heard coming from the Badger's tent.Declare your actions, Boars!
>>1459164All right lads. Everyone on the right hand side, attack Simon. The left hand side will take Alexis. We can leave Leonard the Badger for next round. Sound good?
>>1459164>DeployName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), simple antidote
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1459164”Merde!”>Move 5S 1W>Shoot Badger Merc Simon AGAIN>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:2/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1459164"You won't be killing any more of our men today, you whoresons!">West, West, South>Attack Alexis>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1>>1459176No wonder you missed, crossbows can't shoot directly adjacent to them.
>>1459176Well fuck you too, dice gods.
>>1459177I moved before shooting, actually.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1459164I'll make you regret that! Taste the spear of the DeLuca family!I lunge at Alexis in retaliationWeapon: Winged Spear
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1459169"I don't want the poor sod in the tent to charge in and get themselves killed if I can help it.""Over here, troll!">>1459164>Attack Simon(only if movement is allowed after attacking)>Move WWW>Keep Iacesso activesquare off against Léonard for round twoStenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Battle Axe>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1459181Fair enough. I'm baffled as to how I didn't see that.Anyway, you sure do love getting put to near death.
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, Flammable Oil, Hemp RopeSorry for accidentally switching back to my old loadout Ceg-sensei, but with a second rework hitting mid battle I guess it'd be fair enough to stick with itI move into range then shoot the Badger."Oh hey, just noticed, the flash git's arrived lads! The pricks are nearly dead, and you can still run off with the glory! Good thinking! Kehehe..."
>>1459195It is not my fault that the enemies seem to be attracted by my obvious charm.Do you think it's because of the hat?
>>1459201It IS a damn fine hat. But really, my recommendation would be to, as a ranged character, stay out of melee range.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1459199Ah fuck, only saw the plan now. Still, I can kill him if this lands, so I'll stay by my word. I forgot to roll, here it is now.
>>1459205Well, the line between melee and ranged combat is pretty blurry for us crossbowmen, as a man-at-arms can close the distance between us and attack in only one turn.
>>1459212"That's why you stand behind the guys with the pointy sticks."
>>1459214Can't do that when one of them is behind me and the other one is completely ignored by the enemy.
>>1459218I was hoping that Iacesso would work for attacks that haven't got a chance of penetrating, but instead it looks like it's simply a death magnet.
: Combat Log :Brenil still had some fight left in him!Brunebert put some distance behind and Simon before shooting him! He missed again.Doc Emeritus tried to hit Badger Merc. Alexis, but missed!Adriano pierced Badger Merc. Alexis with his spear! Alexis screams in pain!Stenson dealt a blow to Badger Merc. Simon! Iacesso is now active!Kayeden moved in and shot at Léonard the Badger, but missed.>Now processing enemies...
>>1459224O fuk
Oh no, I missed the start-go signal!Go on, Boars! Fight!
: Combat Log :Badger Merc. Alexis ran away! Again!Badger Merc. Simon was provoked by Stenson’s Iacesso! He moved and attacked, but missed.Léonard the Badger is infuriated! He charged!A wounded woman came out of the Badger’s tent!Declare your actions, Boars!
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1459241”I see an opportunity, and an awfully charming lady!”>Move 1S 1W>Shoot Leonard the Badger>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:2/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Hemp Rope
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1459241>Keep attacking Simon>Keep Iacesso active until further notice(It would be kind of cool if the icon was lit up somehow)Stenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Battle Axe>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1459241"A badly wounded warrior! My oath requires me to provide aid!">West, North, West, North, West>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1459241Somebody finish of that shitface with the axe. My fight is now with this ugly pig! W,W then I lunge at Léonard
>>1459244>>1459259Why, I do believe, good gents, that you have just slain the bloody badger.
>>1459248>>1459259Bye bye Leonard >N, N, W, NHolder pursues the merc Simon
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1459241"Where you goin' you chicken shite!">Move West 4 South 1>Lasso the chicken shiteName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Winged spear-2 damage: range+1: bypass unitsItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), simple antidote
>>1459265Forgot name
>>1459244Badger is kill. GJ lads
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1459241>move W N W>attack Simon"Begone with you!"Name: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade
>>1459241I seem to be stuck in a bush
>>1459244*tips musketeer hat*Nothing personal...
>>1459282God in heaven, after this is done I'm burning that damn bush down.
>>1459286You want to buy your key back?
>>1459283>>1459274>>1459263>>1459265Now now. Let's not cook the pig before it is dead. Stay alert. Fortune is no reason for a man to lose his composure
>>14592953-3=0 my man. We'll get an Assassins Creed type death talk in all likelihood, but he's not likely gonna grow a second health bar.
>>1459295"Fortune is the best reason to lose yer composure, but yer right. We an't fortunate yet."
>>1459306At some point, that'll definitely happen of course, just not for our first boss.
: Combat Log :Brunbert moved in and, together with Adriano, ended Léonard the Badger’s life! Their names will forever be remembered by the Bastard’s Boars! Suivons où mène la fortune!Stenton kept his blows coming, but couldn’t hit Simon!Doc Emeritus ran toward the injured woman!Helder moved north!Brenil tried to lasso the escaping Badger Merc., but failed!Konrad Katze striked Badger Merc. Simon! The injured spearman pleaded for his life!
[Léonard the Badger]I'll- Ugh! He spitsK-killed by the- the Bastard's Boars... Fuckin' hell.The man known as Léonard the Badger then falls down, dead! His fearsome mace Minutie is yours!
>>1459314>3W, NContinue pursuing simon
>>1459314Please let me administer passing rites (((loot shit))).
>>1459334"You'll have to make it quick father. Unless we're passing on that second fight."
The woman approaches you carefully, her sword drawn.This bastard was mine. Who the hell are you? I don't recognize your crest.
>>1459344"We're the Bastard's Boars. And YOU, Lady, need healing."Can I use one of my Potent healing herbs on her?
>>1459349>>1459344"What he said lass. An if you want if'n you want to stick his corpse a few times I doubt anyone here'll stop ya'."
>>1459349"She can take some of my rations when we're on our way to the castle, I'll trade you for a healing herb. I point to the spearman, "Barrand will know what to do with this one, unless you'd rather execute him now."
>>1459353//Shit, it was the other one that had the rationsI pat down my pockets and come up empty, "Err, nevermind. Must have eaten those already. There'll be some around here though."
>>1459344”In both love and war, there are no rules, my dear”Brunebert wiggles his eyebrows, the most sly smirk you can imagine resting on his face.
>>1459344We are the bastard's boars, experts in killing, maiming, and looting. We were recruited by the black suns to convince those badger fellows to part with their lives. Who might you be fine lady?
>>1459366god damn, phoneposting is a pain. It resets the name field with every post.Forgot name
>>1459314"A coward like you should know the drill. On your knees.">accept surrender>remove his belt and restrain him with it>go through his pockets>>1459293"I'll give you 2 coins and a slightly-used indulgence for it."Name: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade
"Oi lads, I had a thought about that there mace. Now I'm not against just givin' it to Barrand or even just keepin' the bleein' thing if that's what you all want. But I says give it to the Captain. Let her decide if she wants to give it to 'im or not."
>>1459423"I concur. She's the one running this outfit."
>>1459423I agree, but what shall we do with this slime (simon)?
>>1459423>>1459444>>1459434She's only acting captain right? And a woman that knows nothing of war. If we ever have to fight the black suns that mace can only bite us in the back.
>>1459444Well first we loot the bastard. (Loots shit alongside the Priest, starting with the maybe-prisoner)
>>1459449You know, I seem to recall us KILLING that mace's previous owner with little trouble.You really think we couldn't do it again?
>>1459449"I wouldn't say that someone who grew up the daughter of a mercenary knows nothing of war."
>>1459449She's more a captain than you Father, and anyway, what incentive does she have not to give the mace to Barrand?
>>1459471"Well...Barrand is a right arse for one."
>>1459474You make a convincing argument
>>1459465>>1459468>>1459471Little trouble? He killed poor pettifer in one hit. I only think the Boars benefit most with one of you braves wielding that mace!
>>1459349She takes a step back Don't touch me.>>1459351It doesn't matter now, he's dead. Serves him right.You came not a minute too late. He couldn't get his rotten cock to work, but still. I don't know what he would've done to me if you didn't show up.>>1459361Exactly. That's why I advise you to stay back. I'm a trained swordswoman, don't underestimate me.>>1459366Bastard's Boars, huh? My name is Cordelia, I'm... a sword-for-hire too. I was- Wait, you're with the Black Suns? Oh God, that's why you killed everyone here. I though that you were here to rescue me! She steps back again, still holding her sword. I'll be blunt, Bastard's Boars: we're enemies here. The army besieging the castle hired me. I was posted here with the Badgers but Léonard demonstrated his lack of honour by beating me up and tried to force his way with me. But we're not like him and his ilk! We're good, just people! The Baron inside the castle kidnapped someone dear to us, and we aim to get her back.Look, it may sound like a ruse but listen to me: I want to hire you to switch sides. I saw you fight. I saw how you took down Léonard, you're fantastic warriors! Help us take the castle! You will be paid awesomely, in both silver and renown.
>>1459481"SOUND like a ruse? This is page seven of the trick book, ma'am. You're gonna have to come up with more than that. Who was this that the Baron kidnapped, and why?""Boars, I'd recommend we get the captain's opinion on this."
Right, allright, I have the bits and the bops and the belts and the bombs. I got stuck trying to get the quartermaster to issue me a shovel! Would you believe the man insists shovels aren't a thing? I was here just last week and I was sure we had shovels. Well so be it, right-wise.Now if only I could read this map so-as-to find the darn battlesite and arrive just in time to-->>1459481! Well. Uhm. Maybe... someone else can handle this one. >Are we still accepting fine fighting folk? I'm one of those three descriptors.Name: RabbitspawClass: Engineer4 / 4 HP4 Move1 Skill>Gressus, Bypass EnemyWeapons: Zweihander | 3 dmg, Diagonal, Cleave5 Slot | SmokeClay, Oil Jug x 4
>>1459493"Doc, we took this job on the pretense of good loot, from a man who couldn't give the time of day. We've been getting rused from the get go. I agree we should get the Captain's word though."
>>1459481"You aughta remember that while we're enemies in the overall battle, we're on the same side in terms of the fight to kill that badger prick, so until we meet on the wrong sides of a battle there's no need to be antagonistic. After all, I did set him on fire for ya. I even thought your 'Yes, finally!' coming from the tent was over that, keke.Anyway, you'll have to let us more about your side'a the story. The job description from here comes mostly to 'join in and loot shit,' but we'd rather not switch sides without a good enough cause regardless, and anyways we'd best get our Captain to give consent (heh) first."
>>1459481"Hm, switching sides like this is never good for a company's reputation... If everyone's scared that we'll work for the enemy, nobody will hire us, in the end. But yes, it is always better to see what the Captain has to say about this."
"I-is the fighting over? Can I come out of the tent now?"
>>1459481Interesting proposal,madam.Don't take me wrong. I'll point my spear in whatever direction fares best for my coinpurse. Though, you must understand. The word of a single sword is hardly representative of the size and stregnth of an army. How are we to know this army of yours is not a ragtag collection of two or three baffoons? Do I need to remind you your enemy is the black suns?
>>1459548"Why yes, it is. Just be careful not to trip on all the blood and corpses."
>>1459548"For now, If you want out of here now is the best chance you're gonna get. Otherwise, congrates you killed a man AND survived your first battle. Welcome to the mercenary life!"
>>1459559>>1459562"Alright, I'm coming out n- Oh that is a lot of blood....Who's the lady?"
>>1459573"Ah, you missed the best part! Come out now, it's safe, until the Badger that ran away comes back with reinforcements!""And this charming lady is someone we should kill on sight, but she has just offered us the possibility of betraying the Black Suns and fighting our allies for profit!""Ah, such is the Boar's life..."
>>1459493>>1459501You fetch your Captain, Caitlyn. and explain the situation[Caitlyn]Uh... I don't know? On one hand I'd rather not work for the guys who killed Eiron and Pettifer. On the other I never was too keen on working for Barrand either. By the way, Barrand promised a lot of loot in this camp. Was he right? But, technically our contract is over is it not? We killed Léonard and his mercenaries! Yes, Barrand asked to join in the main assault after that, but It never was mandatory. And honestly, I don't know if our reputation would take a hit. It's kind of a gray area, really. It's certainly not unheard of to switch side once a contract is done. Ours is ''mostly'' done.I think we should vote on this. Either we keep the mace and take the castle with Cordelia's side or we tie her up and meet with the Black Suns to break the siege. What should we do, Boars?
>>1459585"I for one am entirely okay with giving Barrand that mace wrong end first."
>>1459585We didnt get to looting yet. But I think we should help take the castle, it must be full of loot.
>>1459585Honestly, i vote for staying with the Black Suns. Mercenary's honor and all that.Plus, i still need to dig Eiron's grave... These bastards killed him.
Ah! This is a conundrum, yes? But the solution is simple.We have taken the camp and... if Priest there grabs a bit of cloth, we have also looted the camp! Then our contract is as one says principalement poisson, for Caitlyn is correct. Then we are free to take new, excitable contract for this very handsome if bloody lady.And our honor is assured! Expanded, even! The Bastard's Boars are so good, we fulfill multiple jobs in a day.
>>1459334: Aftermath log : Father Giacomo looted the cold corpse of the Badger and found a curious ring!Konrad Katze goes through the prisonner's pockets and find a small gem worth twenty (20) silvers!Keyeden goes through the various crates of the camp and find two (2) Fire Grenades, one Smoke Grenade and enough rations for one person.Of course, you are now in possession of Minutie, Léonard's unique mace.The camp is now looted!
>>1459585"Is ther an option for just going home? No?I guess I vote we help the lady."
>>1459585>>1459598"I also vote for staying with the Black Suns. It takes more than a pretty face to convince me to switch sides. But if the other option wins the vote I'll abide by it."
>>1459585I must say, joining Cordelia here is quite an appealing offer. The black suns only offered us what we could pick off the ground. An actual salary would be a nice change of pace.I'd still like to here what you have to say about your brothers in arms though.How many men strong are you? I'd say, if our chances against the suns are good, we take the opportunity.I never much cared for that Barrand fellow anyhow
>>1459636>>1459624>>1459614>>1459608>>1459598>>1459593Then who wants the mace?
>>1459642I'm not the sort of man for that weapon.>>1459611However, i will ditch my Hemp Rope and grab some Rations. Always useful.
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, CFGx2, Flammable Oil>>1459611I'm ditching my hemp rope and picking up both CFGs I found. Anyone who wants the rope, CSG or rations can take what they like.I was gonna loot the prisoner, RIP
>>1459611aren't the black suns also trying to siege the castle? I'm a little confused on how these two groups are enemies Though, on the other hand, the black suns pledged to pay us for taking this camp. Perhaps we'd be wise to not make them our enemies before we collect our pay.
>>1459654The Black Suns are actually breaking a siege on the castle.>>1459642I'll take it, but only if no one else wants it.
>>1459642This axe is a lot duller than I thought it'd be, it'd be an upgrade. I wouldn't mind holding onto it if no one else wants to, until the end of this battle anyway.>>1459585Two princesses rescued in one day? It'll be a new record for me, let's go for it.
>>1459611Ill put the ring safely in my pocket.>>1459654We can take our pay of his corpse.
>>1459661>>1459659>>1459642"I'll admit I'd like to 'give' the mace to Barrand me self, but it's hardly my kind of weapon and I'm not in the best shape for doin' it either.">>1459652"You arse! I wanted one of those, but finders keepers I suppose."
"How much were we due from the Suns? Pretty sure it was 3 silver a head, but with these arses coming and going I lost count.">>1459674"How else am I supposed to keep up my grenade chucking equipment? Anyway, Elle's shop is shite except for her being in it, so your pay on this may as well be sunk onto one, keh."
Alright that makes...>>1459593>>1459597>>1459608>>1459614>>1459636>>1459661...six in favour of helping Cordelia versus...>>1459598>>1459624...two for staying with the Black Suns. That settles it!>Do you want to take the castle now?
>>1459698Sure, let's do it. We'll have to deal with the black suns attacking the siege, too.
>>1459698May as well, at this point...
>>1459694"Yeah, that's my problem. I used all my grenades on those arse holes that stole that painting. Then find out Elle doesn't have any in stock! Just them oil jugs. Which just aren't explosive enough for my tastes. Ah, well. Might as well take the rope. Lot of uses for a good rope.">Claim discarded hemp rope>>1459698"Ready when the rest of these bastards are Captain! Just ignore the bleeding. I'll hold together till the day is won!"
>>1459698We have suprise on our side so lets go.>>1459659>>1459661//mb roll for the mace then?>Name: Father Giacomo di Corneria >Class: Engineer 4 health>Skill: potestas> Weapon: Crossbow 3 ignore armor +4 range 7 dosh> Items : Shovel, Torch Smoke Grenade*2 potent herbs3hp key serf ring
>>1459698Since this is a new battle, can I deploy?
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1459722Sure, I guess.
>>1459722His Estoc there is pretty useful, he should keep it; swing this axe at a tree though and the tree would come better off. I'll take the mace for now, we can pull straw when we get back to base.If that's alright?> take the mace
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1459722If that's what'll set you right
>>1459735>>1459736Helder should take the Mace, he already uses one.
"U-uh, I'm here! We killed badgers, right?"
>>1459767"Aye, and now we're gonna go save the rest of 'em."
>>1459726You can when the battle starts, in the meantime post your character sheet so Ceg can record your name.
>>1459767Another victim of the Bush.
>>1459772He smiles and then his smile goes into confusion. "What?"
[Cordelia]Fantastic! Now listen. I know Castle Galentais pretty well. The Baron's main quarters are situated next to the east wall.My f- There's already soldiers tasked to climb the wall and get the Baron's head, who will most certainly be in his bedroom with his personal guard. I say we meet with them and help them out with their task.If we get the Baron there's no way the Black Suns will continue fighting.[Caitlyn]She right. The Black Suns are renowned to give up their contracts once the patron is dead or captured.A piece of advice: the Black Suns troop are always armoured, but never use ranged weapons or grenades. Keep this in mind when choosing what weapon to deploy with.Let's show them the Bastard's Boars' might!>>1459726>Yes! Everyone who want to participate post your character sheet! If we get 5 players we'll start the next battle. Remember you'll have the same Health as last battle unless you eat Rations.
Finally got all my gear together, did I miss the fight?Name: Samuel WatesbyClass: ScoutWeapon: LongswordSkills:Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobilityRescindo - Cancel opponent's next attackItem: RationsHemp Rope
>>1459779I vote for our squad's official banner being a boar getting tangled in a bush while trying to get out.
>>1459792My face when someone said this wouldn't produce waifus
>>1459792Here you go Ceg.>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1>>1459798I'd rather not have such buffoonery represent us.
>>1459780"I'd say long story, but really it's that we're mearcs, and thus arseholes. The contract was only for the supply camp and we were just invited to the rest anyway, so hopefully the Suns aren't too miffed we've come back on the wrong side.We killed the evil bastard we came to mess up though, so our karmas' probably fine, kehehe."
>>1459792Rollant Durand reporting for duty!>Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs(2), Bandages, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
>>1459805That was me who said, that. And while I admit that it's possible that I may have been wrong, I'll still be shocked and amazed if a waifu appears who doesn't have brownish-red hair.
>>1459792"Why are we helping the enemy...">>1459814"You're telling me, instead of taking the money and go home to get drunk, I need to fight again?"Name: Mislav BergerClass: Man-at-ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: EstocItems: Bandages, Fresh Herbs//I can change weapons right?
>>1459792I am here. And i will use the looted rations to bring my health back to 4>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:2/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb, Rations (USED)
>>1459792Although I'm loath to turn on people who are meant to be paying us, democracy appears to have won the day. Can collect our pay before setting on them?>>1459811Nobody has to know - we can say it represents our restless struggle against our adversaries or somesuch.Name: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: Winged SpearItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade, Gem
>>1459792"Armored, hmmm. My spear isn't so good for that rot. Guess I'll have to try something new.Name: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
>>1459792>>1459722
>>1459824It's Heroic! The Bastard Bush Boars. We Get Tangled In. See? Rolls off the poet's tongue.
>>1459744He can keep it, I'll carry his old one, we're about the same size.Stenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Helder's Mace>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, CFGx2, Flammable Oil>>1459792"Hi ho, hi ho, it's off to loot we go! Woot do do doot woot di doot! Kekeke..."
>>1459820"Yer already drunk, asshat! Anyway, you already knew we were only in this for the looting, so if you want you can waddle back to camp... but then you'd have to pass on the shinies, wouldn't ya? Keke."
>>1459744>>1459835I'd be honored to accept this spoil of war, however I feel we should wait until no other wants it.
>>1459858No one else DOES want it! We've been over this! Deploy with it already, mate. We'll need its power against the armor of the Black Suns.
>>1459861Well then i accept.
>>1459858They've had their chance but we're not burying it with you if you go down, understand.
//woops, won't make it, so my spot is open>>1459855"Y'know... I'm seeing double... I found some good schnap in the bush..." He shrugs. "I'm going to get more drunk." He turns around and walks to the camp. "See you in camp friends."
>>1459792Name: Adriano de LucaClass: Man at ArmsSkills: FortunaWeapon: EstocItems: Targe, Gold(7)do I have to buy a new shield? If so, 4 gold
My battery has given out, so I've switched devices, FYI."As our ancestors once said, 'J'adore les pommes de terre, mais je ne mange jamais les ananas!'"
>>1459793Wait, they're all armored? I'll go fetch an estoc then.>Name: Samuel Watesby>Class: Scout>Weapon: Estoc>Skills:>Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobility>Rescindo - Cancel opponent's next attack>Item: >Rations>Hemp Rope
>I'm working on setting up the map! It won't be long now.
>>1459932Armour, eh? Seems like an opportunity to try out this old thing.>equip crossbowName: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: CrossbowItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade, Gem
"I'll just be over here, uh, providing... moral support. Yeah."(At work, so I can't play)
So, uh, any advice for a recruit fresh from the farm? I'm a little nervous.
>>1459961Don't wind up dead.
>>1459961"Stick the pointy end in the other guy. Or hit 'em with the bluntier end if'n yer usin' a mace."
>So Helder has Léonard's Mace?
>>1459981Correct.
>>1459972>>1459974Can't say that makes me less nervous, but I'll figure it out.
>>1459987I'll make sure you will go to heaven if you die on the battlefield, for our cause is just. Let us save this err noble and pious baron.
>>1459981Also helder has to sit this one out. 'll have to try out the new mace some other time
>>1460001"We're not saving the Baron father. We're killing him, or at least capturing him."
>>1460001"What parta Heaven will your acts let him into? The great brothel in the sky? Kekeke..."
>>1460008oh I must be drunk
>>1460005Bloody hell, I'll give it to you afterwards if you're going to sit at camp.>If Helder is sitting this out, I will take the mace instead
>>1460017You? Drunk? Shocking!>>1460008So we're attacking the people who're attacking the people who're attacking the castle? I'm confused already.
These are the Boars that will take fight!
Round 1!Declare your actions!
>>1460030>>1460017"Alright look. Some sad sacks are attackin' a castle see? Barrand and his Black Suns were highered to make them stop. The Badgers were hired by the attackin' army to stop shites like Barrand. The Lass there was hired to keep an eye the Badgers. Léonard was a shite, so now he's dead. And the Lass has just hired us to help kill the Baron."
>>1460056"Well, here we are, gents. Looks like we'll need to split up. Half left, half right.">West, South>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1
>>1460056W,W,W,W Through the door I suppose. I think we should stick together.
>>1460069This "forgetting name" thing is like a plague.
>>1460056>Health should be 2 unless I got healed and missed it.>Move North 4Name: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
>>1460056"Ech, I don't like this. It's too quiet.">move W W N W>enter doorName: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: CrossbowItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade, Gem
>>1460056>SThe Barons room is to the left right? Also be wary of reinforcements.>Name: Father Giacomo di Corneria >Class: Engineer 4 health>Skill: potestas> Weapon: Crossbow 3 ignore armor +4 range 7 dosh> Items : Shovel, Torch Smoke Grenade*2 potent herbs3hp key serf ring
>>1460056See: >>1460018I reckon that he'll be in the building there, most of us should go that way. I'll lead one or two the other way, just in case.> Move N WTry the door and if it's locked> Try to force itStenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Léonard's Mace>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1460056I-If we're splitting up, I'll head rightE,E,N,N,N>Name: Samuel Watesby>Class: Scout>Weapon: Longsword>Skills:>Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobility>Rescindo - Cancel opponent's next attack>Item: >Rations>Hemp Rope
>>1460056Move North 2, end behind Brenil use a Fresh Healing Herbs on the fool. Should be down to 1 now."Don't rush in and die you fool.">Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs, Bandages, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
>>1460047>>1460056How come I keep getting missed out on deployment? Surely this is bullying...
>>1460087Crap, didn't copy the updated sheet with the Estoc>Name: Samuel Watesby>Class: Scout>Weapon: Estoc>Skills:>Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobility>Rescindo - Cancel opponent's next attack>Item: >Rations>Hemp Rope
>>1460099"It's what ya' get fer stoppin' to take a piss in that bush."
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, CFGx2, Flammable Oil>Presence: Sorely missed>>1460112"Implying you take me for the kinda daft knob who'd wade into a bush for a mere piss? I don't take my life that lightly, you know."
>>1460133"You got a better explanation for why in the bloody hells yer not up here with the rest of us?"
: Combat Log :Everyone moved out and opened the two doorsRollant healed Brenil with Fresh Healing Herbs!
>>1460145Did I tumble over the wal?
'The fuck are you all doing here, Boars?For fuck's sake I said to head for the south wall after your were done slaughtering the supply camp.Oh well. Kill 'em all boys. They shouldn't have seen us killing the Baron. Let no boar leave this place alive.
>>1460145Welp, left side is screwed.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1460145Right Samuel, just like Pa taught you.NAttack 2 armor Black Sun Merc
>>1460152Here, sorry I forgot to move you.Since they're surprised that you're here, you all get a free turn.Declare your actions Boars!
>>1460176Am I supposed to have 1 HP? Or am I misreading things.
>>1460181No that's an error, you're at 4.
Okay guys, this'll be a tight fit, and for the left team especially, coordinating on where we'll end up at the end of each round will be key for preventing a bunch of deaths for our side.
>>1460176>S W W WWe should slowly pull back I think.
>>1460145"You three can handle this lot right? I'm goin' ta reinforce the West side.">Move 4 south 1 WestName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1460145>Move 5W 1S>Shoot the Black sun with the Zweihander>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, CFGx2, Flammable Oil>Presence: Vocals only>>1460139"I'm slaying the devilish shrubbery, it's just public service. What if some poor soul is subjected to the same hells as Katze was? Keke..."
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1460176W,W,W,WThen I'll attack the fellow directly west of me
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1460172Give the crossbow a line of fire, lad! You're agile enough, jump on that table. and get him from the side!>>1460145> Step E> Swing at the shielded enemy with Léonard's Mace> Toggle Iacesso to ONStenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Léonard's Mace>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1460176"Ahem. After you, meine Freunde!">move 2EName: Konrad KatzeClass: ScoutSkills: Strennuitas, InumbroWeapon: CrossbowItems: Coins (11), Smoke Grenade, Gem
>>1460204S-sorry, I'll get a move on as soon as I'm able.
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, CFGx2, Flammable Oil>Presence: Cameo only>>1460204Something is telling me that crit will be our last for a while, might just be because Ceg is running this though.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1460176"Get them Boars!">North, West, West, North>Attack Man-At-Arms with the shield>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1>>1460222That's a crit with a special mace, too. It'll do double damage.
>Class: Engineer>Skill: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: CSGx2, CFGx2, Flammable Oil>Presence: Spirit animal>>1460232Exactly, proccing murdermode on the murdermace only makes the curse this will likely hit us with stronger.
"You can do it, yes you can! If the boars can't do it no one can!"
: Combat Log :Watesby moved and attacked Black Sun Daniel, but missed.Father Giacomo rushed to the left side!Brenil did the same!Brunebert moved up and shot at Black Sun Guy, but missed.Stenson ended Black Sun Louis’s life with the Help of Minutie! Louis’s armor did little to protect him against the heavy mace.Katze stepped back!Doctor Emeritus closed in on Black Sun Roger, but missed his attack!>Now processing enemies…
: Combat Log :Black Sun Daniel was provoked by Stenson Iacesso! While his critical blow was mostly absorbed by Stenson’s armor, he still is badly cut and is bleeding! He will loose one (1) hit point per round until he is healed by Bandages!Black Sun Roger striked Doctor Emeritus, but missed.Black Sun Sylvain charged Adriano with his Zweihander! Black Sun Guy attack Adriano too, but missed.Black Sun Marc moved!Black Sun Captain Barrand also moved!: NPC Round :Cordelia finally reached the top of the wall!The captive girl cries for help.
>>1460348>Wait, Adriano should be hurt by 1, since the Zweihander is 3 damage.
>>1460348Please calm down miss, we're on your side! Just need to finish off this fellow.N,N,WAttack Black Sun Daniel
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1460348> Shift E N> Retaliate!> Maintain IacessoStenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Léonard's Mace>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1460361you better give me that mace when i return.
>>1460348Would you guys mind piling into the left room now?
>>1460348"Hey Barrand! Yer an ARSE!">Move 5 WestName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1460348I'll shoot Black Sun guy Guy trough the window.>W if katze moves.>Name: Father Giacomo di Corneria >Class: Engineer 4 health>Skill: potestas> Weapon: Crossbow 3 ignore armor +4 range 7 dosh> Items : Shovel, Torch Smoke Grenade*2 potent herbs3hp key serf ring
>>1460356Forgot roll
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1460348What are ya bastards doing waiting around in the doorway? Come here and earn your pay!I'll move S,W and attack the poor idiot again.
>>1460373Nice hit! We need that row clear then. Can Katz and Adriano move out of the way please?
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1460348"Ah, perfect. Time to give some brigands some new holes.">move W W>shoot Black Sun W W N
>>1460356You forgot your 1d6 roll, Boar.>>1460373Eeeh, I'll allow it.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1460381This is embarassing
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1460348>Move 1W>Shoot Black Sun Sylvain>Name: Jeanpierre ”Spyglass” Brunebert>Class: Scout>Stats:4/4 HP7 Mobility>Weapon:Crossbow (3 DMG / Ignores Armor / RNG +2)>Skills:Acribus (Stuns enemy for a round)Strennuitas (+1 mobility)>Items:Clay Smoke Bomb
>>1460393Really, what the fuck now.Anyway, i gotta go sleep. So bot me if y'all want to.
Rolled 6 (1d6)Shit, Some of us are overlapping. >>1460348>West>Attack Black Sun to my west>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 Simple Antidote x1
>>1460390Thats why we love you cegry.
>>1460403Ceg has to allow this kind of stuff. It's the only way he can balance out the curse of low rolls.
>>1460348Move N,N,E use bandage on Stenson.>Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
>>1460425//We got like 3 hits this round, that means Barrand is going to kill at least 4 of us.
>>1460449I believe he can only move twice a round, just like The Badger.
: Combat Log :Watesby moved behind Black Sun Daniel to attack, but missed.Stenson did the same, and missed too!Brenil moved and insulted Barrand.Father Giacomo expertly shot at Black Sun Roger through the window! What a shot! Adriano’s Estoc went punctured Black Sun Guy’s armour! Katze also demonstrated outstanding marksmanship and shot Black Sun Sylvain right through his armor! I took the liberty and moving Brenil back one tile east so that you could take that shot. Sorry Brenil.Brunebert tried to shot Sylvain too, but his bolted missed him and went straight through one of the two Aquinarrian white wine bottle. What a waste.Doctor Emeritus ended Black Sun Sylvain with his Estoc!Rollant quickly bandaged Stenson’s wound! He is no longer bleeding!>Now processing enemies...Excellent round, guys! Is my cursed finally lifted?
>>1460479ceg you know not to say that
>>1460479.....Huh.Well, that went well.
>>1460442Bless you. Once we've dealt with this one, we'll both run to help the others, Samuel can make sure the girl's alright.Got that, boy?
>>1460533Aye, sir. Pa taught me with a Longsword, I've never touched an Estoc in my life.
>>1460533"I'll grab the girl whilst you two deal with the ruffian. We should get her away from danger as soon as possible, I shall meet back up with you to tend the wounded as soon as she is back safe with her ally."Trying to keep me from a waifu, psh. Regardless I'm not of much use in combat so I can spend the next few turns doing something remotely useful.
>>1460579I'd like to handle this one Rollant, you can fight better than me, and I don't want to slow you guys down too much.
>>1460579>>1460586Stop fighting over the fucking waifu and help the left team not die.
: Combat Log :Black Sun Guy saw his chance and cleaved both Katz and Brunebert with his Zweihander!Black Sun Roger attacked Katze with his messer! He missed!Black Sun Marc attacked Doctor Emeritus from behind, but missed!Barrand didn’t missed though, and Doctor Emeritus was deeply wounded by his Zweihander!Black Sun Daniel attacked Rollant from behind, but missed.: NPCs : Cordelia moved north!Declare your actions, Boars!
>>1460589>E E E E>>1460587Thats right children, you should leave her to your older, more educated brothers in arms.
>>1460589"I do bel- Wooooah."Move N,N,N. Secure girl. If possible move S, if not then that's fine too.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1460589>Stab that Black Sun bastard to the NWName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1460589>Swap places with Ser Rolland>Attack Daniel>Maintain IacessoStenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Léonard's Mace>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1460589"Sorry Gentlemen, but I'm no use to you dead. Do some thinning out and I'll swing back around for a flank.">North, North, West, North, North>Use potent healing herbs on self>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x4 (-1) Simple Antidote x1
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1460589N,NThen I'll attack the 5 health fellow from behind
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1460589Stop worrying about the girl! This Black Sun guy is still very much alive.E,SAttack Black Sun Daniel
>>1460625"I cannot hit a target so close! Have you ne'er used a crossbow?"
>>1460630"THEN MOVE! I swear, it's like the Three Stooges over there!"
>>1460608My life is in your hands, master mercenary. I will never be able to thank you enough.Please protect me from harm, sir.
>>1460669Just stay over there miss, this guy can't last forever, then you'll be safe.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1460589"Scheisse, my apologies good Herren but I must breifly take my leave. Have a parting shot, nonetheless.">attack 5 health Sun>move E E E E E>>1460604"Less of this lechery, my friends. We're here to save the girl, not seduce her."
>>1460669I keep being proven wrong.Fucking hell Cegremo.
>>1460669"Don't worry m'lady, we shall return you to your friends with utmost haste. Lady Cordelia has hired us to aide you. Please keep your head down and we shall make sure you're safe."
>>1460693// The man made me realize my love for freckles.
>>1455606>Name: Maleth Otomeria >Class: Man-At-Arms>Skill: Fortuna > Weapon: Battle Axe 2 Damage: Destroy Shields: Bleeding on 6's> Items : Targe, Rope
>>1460693breathes inboi
: Combat Log :Father Giacomo retreated to the east!Rollant secured Eleanore! Brenil tried to strike Black Sun Roger, but failed.Stenson attacked Black Sun Daniel, but missed.Doctor Emeritus escaped north!Adriano skillfully stabed Black Sun Marc! His Estoc easily went through the mercenary’s armor!Konrad Katze limped back east!>Now processing enemies>>1460723I'll deploy you next turn next to Father Giacomo. Is Maleth a man or a woman? I can't tell from the name.
>>1460787Ceg, what about my potent healing herbs that I used?
>>1460787I just realized the fresh healing herb that got used on me should have healed me again put me at 4 last turn.
>>1460800>>1460807>Corrected! I really need to stop forgetting these things.
>>1460787No one can tell! Not even Maleth! (In other news, I am too drunk to care at 2 bottles in the last 15 minutes.)
>>1460909//you'll fit right in
>>1460972//WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE ONTO THE GROWLER!
: Combat Log : Black Suns Captain Barrand attack Adriano! Black Sun Marc attacked him too!Black Sun Guy tried to attack Brunebert, but missed.Black Sun Roger attacked Brenil, but missed too.Black Sun Daniel hit Stenson with his messer, but couldn't get through his armor!: NPCs : Cordelia healed Katze with Potent Healing Herbs!Declare your actions, Boars!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1460983Move N, W. Fire crossbow at Daniel. >Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
>>1460983I'm sorry, but I don't see me.
>>1460983Ceg, What kind of weapon is buried in the Baron's back?
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1460983>N N N Eshoot the sword and shield guy
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1460983Buddy, listen, your comrades are dying in droves and you can't keep dodging forever. Drop your weapon and surrender.Attack Daniel
>>1460993Here!>>1460994A simple longsword.
>>1461007>Forgot the picture. :^)
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1460983Oh my!I seem to be in a bit of a pickle here.S,EThen I'll attack MarcIf you bastards keep dawdling around over there, I'll take all the glory for myself!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1460983>Retaliate in kind> Maintain IacessoStenson Lytilprud>Men-at-Arms>Léonard's Mace>Iacesso>Targe, Flammable Oil
>>1461028JESUS, Stenson.When you hit with that thing, you bloody hit.
>>1461039We finally got that guy, the embarrassment is done for now.
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1460983"You are a lifesaver, my lady! Now back into the fray!">move W W>wait for Brenil to move>shoot Roger
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1460983"You're not alone, Adriano!">West, West, South, South>Attack Barrand>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x3 Simple Antidote x1
>>1461017YAY!Time to tank!Move W with full move.
>>1461061>>1460983Lets have brenil move down the ladder and leave the battle, as he hasnt done anything
>>1461084"Was waitin' ta see what the rest of ye louts were gonna do."
>>1461005Right then, lad. You're the only one that'll get over there in any timely fashion. Up for it?>>1461039Helder will have the same success I'm sure, she has a bloodthirst, this weapon.And to think he wanted to let it gather dust in his tent while we're out here dying.
>>1461109I-I'll do my best, I don't want to keep failing you guys,
>>1460983>Move East 1 South 1Name: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
Kick some ass Boars! I, uh, went to the wrong Castle.
>>1461124The hell are you doing? Brunebert is going to get killed if you pull out.
>>1461132"Well Doc, I could have stood there blocking Katze's shot and preventing him from downing a man I couldn't. And maybe if Brunebert didn't want ta get himself killed HE should have fallen back."
: Combat Log :Rollant expertly shot Black Sun Daniel! Eleanor gasps.Father Giacomo tried to shoot Black Sun Daniel, but missed.Samuel, perched on the table, tried to stab Daniel, but also missed.Black Sun Marc is no more! Adriano delivered the final blow!Stenson proved himself incredibly talented with Minutie, and killed Black Sun DanieléBlack Sun Roger is dead! Katze killed him with a bolt right between his eyes!Doctor Emeritus courageously attacked Barrand! But missed.Brenil and Maleth moved!The end is near, Boars! Keep fighting!>Now processing enemies…
: Combat Log :Barrand turns back and attack Doctor Emeritus! Black Sun Guy, in a desperate move, tried to cleave Katze, Brenil and Maleth! Fortunately for the Boars, he somehow missed.: NPCs :Cordelia moved to give space to the Boars!Declare your actions, Boars! Finish the fight!
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1461218>Stab the arse who can't aimName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
>>1461218Move 4 South. "This way m'lady, we're almost through here. I'm sure Lady Cordelia will be glad to see you are unharmed.">Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
>>1461218I'll be seeing the other two off and getting right to the important stuff, looting. I'm too slow to contribute to the other fight.> Check the dead'uns for anything useful
>>1461218Good luck with the lady Rollant, let's end this!E,S,S,S,S,S,W>Name: Samuel Watesby>Class: Scout>Weapon: Estoc>Skills:>Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobility>Rescindo - Cancel opponent's next attack>Item: >Rations>Hemp Rope
>>1461218>>1461232>N N N WLooting the other dead guy.Title Get [Greed Priest]
>>1461218Move W N WAttack the guy next to me.Move W
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1461252>>1461218Forgot to roll!
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1461218N,N,WYou'd best be retreating for now doctor, I'll deal with this idiot myself.I swing at Barrand
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1461218"Out of the way, Arschloch.">grapple Guy and throw him off the ledge>move W W W
>>1461218"You're tough for an awfully ugly mule-looking whoreson. Too tough to fight by myself. But helping my mates finish you off? Child's play.">Move one West>Down some more Potent Healing Herbs>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x3 (-1) Simple Antidote x1>>1461259"What, and leave you in the lurch?"
>>1461267I don't want to know what wouldve happened if you rolled a 1.
>>1461283I was trying my best not to think of that possibility, and hoping Ceg didn't either.
Name: CissiusClass: ScoutSkills: Peritus, ArguereWeapon: LongswordItems: Bandages (x2)(I hope I'm not too late to play too)
: Combat Log :Brenil tried to stab the arse that can’t aim, but proved himself to also be an arse that can’t aim.Rollant escorted Eleanor to the south.Stenson searched the pockets of the fallen foes and find five (5) silver pieces!Watesby darts out of the room to help his friends!Father Giacomo searched the pocket of the dead Black Sun mercenary and found à Main-Gauche! Maleth, drunk out of his mind, attacked his comrade Adriano! Thank God he missed.Adriano pierced Garrand’s armor! His Estoc had no trouble puncturing the metal plate!Katze daringly threw the Black Sun mercenary off the wall! Doctor Emeritus munched on some Potent Healing Herbs!>Processing enemies…>>1461319Well, there's no point since there's only one enemy left. I'll still make your character in the PSD.
>>1461361
: Combat Log :Barrand struck Adriano with his powerful Zweihander!Declare your actions, Boars!
>>1461368Sweet Ill ditch my torch for that>>1461396>N N Ill loot the closet as well, ditching my smoke grenades
>>1461396Move 4 South.>Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1461396"About bloody time you arses cleared the doorway!">Move West 3 North 2>Stab BarrandName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
>>1461396>Continue the pillaging, looting the shelves.
>>1461396"Well, what do we have here...">Snag the Aquinarrian White Wine Bottle off of the shelf behind me, and check for any other loot on the shelf above>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x2 Simple Antidote x1
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1461396"Pile in gentlemen, we'll make worm's meat of this bastard!">move W W N>shoot Barrand
Rolled 6 (1d6)Aha!You'll have to better than that Barrand.Let me show you the skill of a true swordsman!I swing at Barrand again, holding my ground.This is like the third device change for me today, so pay no heed to my id
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1461396Just in time!W,W,W,W,W,N,WAttack Barrand>Name: Samuel Watesby>Class: Scout>Weapon: Estoc>Skills:>Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobility>Rescindo - Cancel opponent's next attack>Item: >Rations>Hemp Rope
>>1461428>>1461423Wine, is it? You can peruse the books Doc, I'll be taking those beauties.> take the bottles
>>1461470Stenson you moron, you're on the other side of the map. And the wine isn't for me.
>>1461487The doctors bottle is far away my friend. They're mine also.
>>1461487I was talking about the other Doc, Doc.//It's late and I'm bloody tired>>1461496You can have one because taking them both will be awkward with just the one hand, fair?
>>1461537There's only one Doc. He's the priest.
>>1461537Fair. Drink up my friend.
: Combat Log :Father Giacomo reached for the cupboard and find a bottle of Valtarian Rosé!Rollant escorted Eleanor to the ladders!Brenil Bravely charged Barrand but missed!Stenson took the other Vatlarian Rosé!Doctor Emeritus took the Aquinarrian White Wine!Katze shot Barrand with a bolt! It’s very effective!Adriano struck Garrand with is Estoc!Watesby couldn’t get close enough to attack Barrand due to the crowd.Processing enemy…
>>1461587
: Combat Log : Barrand cleaves through Adriano, Brenil and Maleth!Declare your actions, Boars!We've been running this session for 11 hours, this is crazy.
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1461621"Rot in hell, you son of a bitch!">Move One East>Stab Barrand>Name: Emeritus "Doc" Ossium>Class: Engineer>Skill: Strennuitas> Weapon: Estoc> Items : Potent Healing Herbs x2, Simple Antidote x1, Aquinarrian White Wine x1>>1461555You two gentlemen enjoy your wine. I hear Valtarian Rose is some good stuff.I really ought to thank Brunebert for keying me in to the fact that it was Aquinarrian White Wine on that shelf.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1461621Come on Watesby, you can do this.W,W,WAttack Barrand>Name: Samuel Watesby>Class: Scout>Weapon: Estoc>Skills:>Strennuitas - Gain 1 additional mobility>Rescindo - Cancel opponent's next attack>Item: >Rations>Hemp Rope
>>1461621This is Amazing.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1461621"Barrand! You're still an ARSE!">Stab BarrandName: BrenilClass: EngineerSkills: Strennuitas- +1 mobilityWeapons: Zweihander- 3 damage:Diagonal:Cleave 3 for 1 damgeItems: Shovel, Clay smoke Grenade, Hemp Rope (lasso), hemp rope, simple antidote
>>1461621//life's greatIll pick up one of my dropped grenades then, not much more to do.
>>1461644The dice hate me today
>>1461653Don't worry, my hit went through. We just need ONE MORE ATTACK and the fucker will go down.
>>1461653Our luck has to turn around soon, right?
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1461621"Down with you, Hurensohn!">shoot Barrand
>>1461621They should be about done by now, I'm heading over.> Slide Léonard's Mace into a belt loop> Move SSSS
>>1461673>>1461658//you just killed someone>>1461629I hope there's a cute shopkeeper around that prefers rosé.
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1461621Attack Barrand
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1461621For honour an glory!I swing at Barrand once more.
>>1461712>>1461713There we go
>>1461629>>1461712>>1461713We did it lads
>>1461712"Great Shot Kid! That was one in a million!">>1461713And here's Adriano with the overkill!
>>1461713man, I should have taken a crit weapon. this is my third 6 this session
>>1461621Move W, W, W, S. Escort Eleanore down the ladder.>Name: Rollant Durand>Class: Engineer>Skills: Sagacitas>Weapon: Crossbow>Items: Fresh Healing Herbs, Clay Smoke Grenade(2)
>>1461724You mean a crit skill? But yeah, you were MVP this session. If Barrand's Sword is a unique weapon, I vote that it goes to you.
>>1461740Stenson better give me back that mace i so generously granted him
>>1461748Sure, but you better use it as well as he did in this battle.
: Combat Log :Doctor Emeritus struck Garrand! His armor is easily pierced by the doctor’s Estoc.Watesby tried to stab the Black Sun’s Captain, but failed!Brenil wasn’t successful in hitting Barrand either.Konrad Katze missed his shot.Stenson ran toward his comrades.Maleth ended Barrand’s life with one stroke of his/her axe along with Adriano’s lunge! The Black Sun’s Captain is dead! Suivons où mène la fortune! >>1461740It's not, but I'm thinking I'll make it unique anyway. Adriano was relentless, it needs a reward.
>>1461758Excellent! A battle won, a maiden saved, plenty of blokes brutally cut open with sharp bits of metal, all in all a perfect day!
>>1461758>>1461740T-thanks guys.I guess lady luck really favours dudes with fancy hats.
>>1461758Right, next time I decide to bring along an Estoc, someone hit me in the head. I have no idea how to use this thing.
>>1461758Steal everything not nailed down and let's get out of here.> Hello, silver goblet, you'll go well with my wine.
>>1461758"We appear to have won both sides of the same battle. Another job well done!"
>>1461789Considering Brunebert's constant survival of his brushes with death, you may not be wrong.>>1461791It's a stabbing weapon, not a slashing weapon. Hence the armor piercing.
[Barrand]Eh. You bastards are tough whoresons, I'll give you that. A-ah!He wincesI'm sure you'll grow to be one of the best companies out there. Suivons où mène la fortune, eh?Just be careful, you stepped on a hornet nest here. There'll be a lot of pissed nobles wanting to cover their tracks.A- ah...He falls to the ground, dead.
>>1461808"I'll leave the lootin' to the rest of o' you lot. That last hit's gonna need a few stitches."
>>1461823I will inspect the baron then. I wonder why those that were hired to break the siege killed the besieged?Or am I mixing things up again?
>>1461823Check the bastard's pockets, he was supposed to be paying us.
>>1461839No, you're entirely accurate. Barrand pulled some shady shit. For all we know, he was never hired to break the siege at all.
>>1461822That...that was probably the mistake I was making, actually.
>>1461852Well if you did no wonder you didn't do any damage. Estocs are very sharp at the point of the blade, but the rest of the blade is edgeless.
>>1461823*Yawn* "Oh, we're done here? I went to go take a nap before I went back to cheering."
Good session, lads. I'm turning in, so I'll see you all next time.
>>1461841Someone else rifle through the nobleman's pockets, he'll have jewelery on him.
>>1461892The good priest is already on it.
>>1461887I should have figured that, given how pointy it is. Well, there's always next time.
[Servius]Lady Eleanor! She's here!You see a tall man and a woman clad in armour run toward you[Gwendolyn]God be praised! We found you. Are you unarmed? [Eleanor]Lady Gwendolyn! I'm quite alright, dear cousin. I was saved by this brave man here and his mercenary company. They executed flawlessly this rescue mission, hired by a woman named Cordelia. Where is she, by the way?You look around, she's nowhere to be found[Gwendolyn]Nevertheless, words can't express my gratitude. I'll be sure to tell everyone of your selfless deed back at the cloister.I'm sure God has seen everything you've done today and will reward you awesomely. Gloria Patri, et filio, et spiritui sancto…[Servius]I uh, I'm sure He will, Gwen.We all should rejoin Eleanor's father, the Marquis. He'll have more uh, material thanks.
>>1461961//Alright, some serious goddamn Plot Thickener has been poured into the mix here. Was ANYONE hiring us today actually honest about anything?
>>1461982probably not
>>1461982"There's a reason I didn't want ta take the first bloody job."
>>1461961It was our pleasure to be of assistance.>>1461982Absolutely not, I have a feeling things are about to get complicated.
It was a pleasure to be of service.I must inquire about our compensation though. Your friend Cordelia promised us a great sum of silver for our troubles. You wouldn't know where she headed off to, would you?Have we looted the castle yet? I'd like to at least get something out of this venture
>>1462022you got a new sword brah
This is it for today. Thank you for playing! This was fantastic. A don't worry, we'll do the looting round later this week. But for now I'm barely awake.I can't believe we ran for 12 hours. I always knew I was a bit of an autist, but I'm impressed with you guys. Thank you for putting up with my Skirmish (and my mistakes).I'm also thinking about putting up a patreon tip jarso that I can buy a labatt 50 every once in a while. You know, with 1 buck donation. Maybe. I don't know.
>>1461961"We're glad to be of aid to Lady Eleanor and your family. It is odd though that Lady Cordelia is no-where to be found, I caught sight of her leaving down the ladder before the battle was over, I figured she'd be awaiting us."
>>1462046Thanks for running, it was a lot of fun
>>1462046Thank YOU very much for running, Ceg! Your skirmish isn't something to be put up with, it's something to be enjoyed.Personally I think you doing that is a great idea. Your call, chief
>>1462046need more of that maple syrup liquor, eh ceg?
>>1462046Was a blast! Can't wait to see where this is going.
>>1462046Wish I was around for the siege, but oh well, getting paid comes before having fun.
>>1462046Good stuff, my dude.Hopefully I can make it to the next session!
>>1462046It's always a blast Ceg.I'd happily spend a weekend participating in one of your quests.With this and NBS, I have to say you're probably my favourite questfag by a large margin, and hell, better than a majority of DM's I've played with. I'd happily give you a few bucks over patreon if it meant the continuation of stuff like this. when are you planning on doing an NBS session anyways? I need my fix
>>1462152yeah same, i need my masochistic self indulgence ceg
>MFW someone joined halfway in and was allowed in when I wasn't despite responding to the initial deployment rolecall>MFW I have no face
>>1463778So it goes, mi patata mascota. Sometimes one cheers from the sidelines, like we.
