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>>1437038
>>1437039
>>1437040
>>1437041
>>1437042
>>1437043
>>1437044
>>1437045
>>1437046
>>1437047
>>1437069
>>1437060

THE VOTES

>Scissors getaway
8 votes

>Bully Tha Police
6 votes

>A: "Hey. Wanna see a magic trick?"
>DB: "Sure, think it'll impress the piIIII!!!"
>You rip open the air with your new tools of dimensional escape
>The scissor blades sheer right through reality
>A hole is open
>A wide hole
>One that leads to school
>You grab your dirtbrother and leap inside
>WHUMP!
>You both land on the grass in a smelly heap
>A similar thump gets your attention
>One eye pops open
>It's two inches away from someone else's eye
>S: "Anon!?"
>Oh fug
>You've made it to school
>Out of a portal
>Landing right in front of Star Butterfly and Marco
>Star narrows her sparkling blue peepers at you yet again
>That's when Dirt Brother pulls you up
>DB: "Thanks kid."

cont
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>He starts shuffling off toward the Denny's
>Fuck yeah, Denny's dumpster grub
>Just before you return to your affairs however...
>He turns
>His eyes have become a milky white
>DB: "Oh yeah...and don't forget. 1770 Wurther Street."
>He's gone
>S: "What the HEBBLE PEBBLE is this!?"
>Star mad
>Confused too
>Scared maybe?
>Scarmafused
>Scaramoused?
>You're assaulted with the sounds of Scat spitting robots before you realize you're being yelled at
>S: "Three days ago you were just some mean kid! Now you've got scissors?! You hang out with Hekapoo!? MARCO! He has MAGICAL VAGRANT FRIENDS! You said humans weren't magical!"
>Marco...
>Looks like absolute shit
>He's got a shiner
>He's wearing a newspaper and smells like trash
>He barely makes it up on his feet
>M: "Buh..."

CHOOSE

>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
>Say nothing and listen (???)
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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>>1437137
>>1437141
Poor Marco, however let's leave him to it. Try and sneak away from them.
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Rolled 13 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437141
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
Rollan
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>>1437141
>sneak off while they argue(dex)
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>>1437141
Oh fuck... let's back away slowly. Her vision is based on movement.
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>>1437141
>>Say nothing and listen (???)
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>>1437141
Say nothing and listen
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437141
Calm down Star. We haven't spoken to her like we promised.
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>>1437141
Let's skeddadle
Sneak off while they agrue
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>>1437141
>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
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>>1437141
>>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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>>1437141
>>Say nothing and listen (???)
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>>1437141
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437141
>>Calm Star Down (Charisma)

Now hol' up there Missy.
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>>1437141
>Calm Star Down (Charisma)
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>>1437141
Charisma
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>>1437141
>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
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>>1437141
Changing my vote to calming star down
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>>1437141
>Sneak off while they argue (Dex)
Let's get out of this mess before it gets any worse.
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>>1437154
Supporting
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Don't roll yet it doesn't do anything unless Quest asks for rolls
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>>1437171
AYO
HOl
UP
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>>1437184
I realize this IMMEDIATELY after rolling a 20.
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>>1437171
> wasted crit
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>>1437141
shit, what'd they do to Marco?
Let's sneak off while they argue.
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>>1437189
I'm sorry.
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>>1437171
Like >>1437184 said, you're not supposed to roll until quest asks. You just waistef a perfectly good crit.
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The Hour of counting is at hand!
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>>1437166
Charsima bitches
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>>1437141
>Woah dude, what happen to you?
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>Calm Star Down
8 Votes

>Sneak away
9 Votes!

>You know you promised to hash things out with Star
>You do
>It's just you have so many other things, people and places you'd rather be involved in
>You've had your bad moments with her before...and Hekapoo's words ring in the back of your head as you consider your actions
>H: "Avoid Her. She's a bad accident waiting to happen."
>You used to always be the kid who played it safe
>Guess that part of you isn't totally gone
>You just walk away
>On tip toes sure
>With your backpack held aloft to avoid thumping
>With your breath held in
>While using Muscles for extra lift
>Walking on one arm
>Totally casual.jpeg


ROLL DEXTERITY!
d20 + 2!
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1437218
RAWLING
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
VAMOS NENE
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Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
>inb4 we fail
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
Uh oh.
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
Welp lets not fuck it up
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WpsdtJQ_2eU
Let's walk away slowly now.
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Rolled 4 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
h-here I go
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
rollan
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
Little sad we didn't get to HOL UP on her.
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Rolled 17 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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>>1437241
Dr_Lazer....you wretch.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
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>>1437250
That's not me you dolt. I'm the one playing sick metal gear music and dodging the bullet.
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Holy fuck these rolls.
Can Anon literally just turn invisible?
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>So many 20's
>To run away like a biiiiiiiitch. A BIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITCH
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>>1437255
You promiscuous rapscallion, I see through your inconceivably lie. You pinhead.
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>>1437260
>he wants to eat narwhal horns with his ass
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>>1437236
>>1437242
>>1437244
>>1437253
>>1437244
The Starfu clan cry out for their chosen girl,
And the dice gods whisper back
HAHAHAHA GET REKT FAGS
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>>1437266
Not even an AltStar, just don't like running from something that'll keep coming up.

Goodness you don't even know how much I want to work out the Janna and Jackie thing with maybe Hekapoo coming over to have fun with them. Seems like she'd love bad movie night.
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>>1437218
Time to bounce, nigguh
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437273
Sheeeit
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>>1437272
>I'm not an AltStar, I just love taking Narwhals up the ass
There is a difference between being brave and being stupid, buddy.
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>>1437266
Rolled so many 20s that it made Quest disappear.
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Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1437218
>>1437218
>>1437218
THE D10 OF FATE!

Intermission is over
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437218
rolling chikken
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>>1437361
>Anon is so dexterous that he completely slides out of reality.
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>>1437363

>>1437233
not a great roll, but with all these >>1437266
we might make it
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>>1437367
look at
>>1437253
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>>1437233
Vad i helvete.

>>1437367
He posted another 20 twice, so we only got +8

>>1437373
It's the first 3 that counts
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>>1437373
Oh it's whatever one is highest? I thought it was the first d10 result.
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>>1437377
I thought it was anyone one that had that number at the end?
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>>1437377
No you're right. It's the first post ending in whatever Quest roll
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14 isnt that bad
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>>1437383
>DC 15
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>>1437233
Ganador!

6

+2!

>>1437242
+2!

>>1437244
+Yet more 2s!

>>1437253
>N-nande!?

>6 total
>+8
>14 total...

>You would have escaped
>Clean like
>If not for your new and greatest weakness
>J: "Anon!"
>Friends

cont
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>>1437395

>Jackie's spotted you
>She slides up on her board and kicks it out from beneath her feet
>Her kneepads look extra shiny today
>She has a bandaid on her thigh and elbow
>J: "Glad to see you made it one cross-section."
>Marco and Star have gone quiet
>You can feel their eyes on you
>You are still doing a stealth-hand-stand on Muscles
>Remember him?
>Your arm?
>The one with insatiable booty-lust?
>He is awakened
>Something changed while you were in Hekaworld
>Your will seemed to smother him
>Now you're looking at one of the girls you have some weird, unexplainable emotions toward
>He is struggling to grasp glory

What do?
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>>1437397
"oh hey"
>carry on
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>>1437397
No, Muscles! STOP!
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>>1437397
Warn Jackie. Also, stand up straight you goob.
Talk with Jackie in front of Star and Marco like it's no big deal.
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>>1437397
"Mornin'."

Oh, and USE WILL TO KEEP MUSCLES DOWN
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>>1437397
"I can say the same about you. How are you after all that crap at the pier yesterday?"
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>>1437397
"So, how are you?"
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>>1437397
"What's hangin?" Maintain that handstand for dear life and unbullied booty.
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>>1437397
hey hows it going.
>continue to handstand as if nothings wrong.
>ALSO RESIST THE BOOTY.
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>>1437397
"Hey Jackie! Yeah, I managed to avoid being burnt alive, so don't worry about that. I'll see you after class, maybe?"
Control Muscles, for god's sake.
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>>1437397
HOLD THE LINE MUSCLES

> Grit teeth against Muscles bootylust
"h-hey what's crackin"
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>>1437397
"Lets walk and talk. If I don't keep using Muscles here, he's probably gonna try swiping butts again"
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>>1437397
Muscles hasn't had booty in 8 months. He'll shatter poor Janna's rump if we don't tell him to knock it off.
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>>1437410
plus maintain handstand
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>>1437397
Let him have a pitty grab
Our arm bro needs this, and I'm sure Jackie won't mind.
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>>1437397
Let's try to make Muscles at least NOT kill Jackie by breaking her butt.
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>>1437419
JACKIE YOU PLEBIAN REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1437397
"awkward"
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>>1437397
HOLD THE LINE!!!!!!!
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>>1437397
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6RlSgnpLbro
ITS TIME
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>>1437397
>"heyyyyy Jackie now's not a good time"
(Down muscles. Later. I promise, kay?)
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>>1437397
Tell Jackie that Muscles is about to go wild
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>>1437397
"Oh hey Jackie would you look at the time! We better get to class! Its been great talking to you two!"
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>>1437397
"Hey, man."

Do not let Muscles slap the ass.
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>>1437397
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"
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>>1437397

>Hey man remember the 12 steps. You're working up to your Blue Chip.
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>>1437447
>>1437447
Slap her ass
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>>1437397
think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts think unsexy thoughts
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>>1437455
Slap Star's ass

If she makes a fuss, slap Marco's ass. Say it's the arm's fault.
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Rolled 1 (1d10)

>With overwhelming support to try and keep Muscles contained


>You grit out a smile at Jackie
>"What's uh...Crackin' Jacklin?"
>She grins
>J: "Doing Pre study pushups, tiger?"
>Dammit she's mocking you
>This only increases Muscles' lust for Gluteous Maximus
>You start hopping on him to try and stifle his worm-like twitches
>A: "You know it! Gotta get this bad mama-jam ready for Friday!"
>Jackie raises a blonde brow at you
>J: "Are you... -on- the football team?"
>A: "No. Nor would I ever be. Justin asked me to help out for the big game tho and well..."
>As you hop, you draw Jackie with you toward the school
>A: "You know me! Gotta be there for the bros."
>J: "Bros? You have bros -and- burn your house down with memes?"
>A: "I'd burn you down."
>J: "Kinky."
>You nearly fall off of your own wrist
>Muscles snaps like a whip
>Janna notices the commotion from her locker
>Some poor kid gets snatched by your mighty limb
>Rammed into a locker
>Muscles spanks them to fit inside
>Janna has joined you
>JA: "Kinky."
>In the background you see Star hurling some shrimpy blonde kid into the school fountain
>Marco is staring at you as Muscles' contortions drag your little party toward your first class
>Math
>Muscles makes his move!

https://youtu.be/PBPrvuHGcW0

ROLL WILL!

d20 + 8!
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Rolled 1 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Rollan
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Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Muscles no!
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Rolled 18 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Here goes nothing...
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Oh god no
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Muscles quit bein a bully!
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Rolled 14 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
rollan
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
MUSCLES YOU SON OF A BITCH
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
Eh
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
FUCKING HOLD
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Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
>>1437466
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

WARN JACKIE AND JANNA!
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Rolled 3 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
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Rolled 12 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
MUSCULOS NO
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>>1437471
The savior has arrived!
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>>1437463
Please Muscles. Just don't KILL them.
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Rolled 2 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
NONONONO
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Rolled 13 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437488
FUCK AM I RETARDED OR SOMETHING!?
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>>1437487
I think Quest just forgot to remove the dice, though it WOULD make it quicker if he rolled the dice in the post where we roll.
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Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1437463
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA" At this moment anon realized, he fucked up
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
>>
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NkRyWpgmV3Y
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ROLLING STOP
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Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1437463
You cannot stop me.
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We need to make this up for muscle he hasn't grabbed ass for so long guy is getting antsy
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>>1437463
Could we turn around what with Star attacking someone else? It shares a similarity to something that happened to us before that started this whole transformation.
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>>1437504
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9AMYVgtmkoM
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>>1437511
I'm supporting this
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AHAHAHAHAHA
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>>1437471
>>1437471

>Muscles Yeh-
>Oh
>26 total
>Muscles No

>You have to play this off
>You flip onto your back
>Muscles grabs the ceiling and yanks you both through it
>As you're flying the sky he stretches further than you ever thought possible
>BRRRACK!
>Distant screams fill the air as you witness the fucking plane he ass-slapped crash out of the heavens
>They're stable...ish
>Might make it to the airport
>Muscles returns to you, unsatisfied
>Still, you manage to use him to break your fall
>Jackie and Janna are both just standing there as you come down
>A little awestruck
>Jackie is, at least
>Janna...
>JA: "I'm dating this thing."
>She has grabbed Muscles by the wrist
>He looks smug and happy to be appreciated
>Jackie plays it off well
>J: "I gotta get to class, guys. Cya!"
>She runs off, stashing her board in her locker on the way out
>Janna hasn't released your arm
>Justin approaches from Math class
>JU: "Hey, Nondo wassup? Oh."
>He's noticed Janna
>Janna does not give a single care
>She's up on your elbow with her face
>Muscles checks out Justin's ass
>Nolegs
>He doesn't care either

What do?
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>>1437511
You know what? Yeah, this.
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>>1437520
Walk up to star and call her out for messing wit ha random blonde dude
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>>1437520
GODDAMIT MUSCLES, IF YOU WANT AN ASS TO SLAP, FINE

SLAP JANNA'S

I SERIOUSLY DOUBT SHE CARES ANYMORE
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>>1437520
>"You want to date Muscles Janna? First step is letting him slap your butt!"
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>>1437520
>Mouth help
>get into the class and start the day.
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>>1437520
let Muscles have a tiny Janna butt slap.

Then, talk with Justin. we can walk to class while we're doing so
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>>1437520
Lift Janna into the air so she can use Muscles as a chair then ask Justin what's up.
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>>1437463
>In the background you see Star hurling some shrimpy blonde kid into the school fountain
Why is Star attacking a student
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>>1437520
>Not much my fellow Broman, you?
>So how exactly did you want me to help with the game?
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>>1437520
>"Ive lost control of my life..."
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>>1437528
we know a lot of people with J names...
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>>1437520
Go to class
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>>1437526
Nevermind this
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>>1437525
Janna is our buttslut
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We need to go after Star for attacking another Human. For no good reason other than being mad too.

Justin will understand. If Janna wants to date Muscles, she'll have to deal with booty grabbing.
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>>1437520
Dap Justin up and get more info on the Game we're gonna win for the school.
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>>1437520
Tell Justin we know jack shit about Football and we need to go over this after School.
Get a +1 in STR for ganging out with the football jocks.

Also, Tiny Janna buttslap.
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>>1437546
This
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Buttslap Janna
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>>1437546
supporting this
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>>1437526
This
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RIP JANNA
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>>1437546
Another vote for this
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>>1437546
Seems like a good idea. Supporting!
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>>1437546
This
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>>1437520
>inb4 Janna's ass gets shattered.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1437546
rolling for buttslap force
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1437572
BUTT SLAP FORCE!!!
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>>1437546
>>1437520
Supporting
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>>1437546
This, but "Tiny" butt slap? Fuck that. SMACK THE SHIT OUT OF THAT BOOTY!
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>Your eyes scream help me
>Your arm screams boo-tee
>You're sweating
>Knees weak
>Wish you had some spaghetti
>Mom really can't cook eggs
>You fistbump Justin like everything's cool
>You release Muscles, saying he can have at it if they're willing/suicidal like Janna

cont
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>>1437585
>Incoming butthurt but happy Janna.
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>>1437585

>He's still only for a second before...
>WHACK!
>sslhhhhllurUURRRRRRP!
https://youtu.be/yjnxGSEY8-8

>Janna is sitting on your arm now
>Which has morphed into some kind of floating meat-chair
>Her eyes are the size of dinner plates
>You have no idea where Muscles' hand is or what he's doing to her but...
>Oh
>Oh god now you're feelin it
>This is not ok
>Janna is deflating into a mumbly, blushy mess
>You've never seen her embarassed before
>Somehow Justin is able to hold half a conversation, constantly glancing over at the squirming teen on your arm's lap
>JU: "Uh...you ok?"
>JA: "SASSA-frass...Mm! Yep! Great Ohhhhohoho better than great!"
>This is probably the lewdest thing you've ever done
>...and you're not even doing it
>Tendy lord to the end

...cont
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>>1437589

>You manage to ask Justin about the game
>He explains that all you need to do is play defense
>Keeping the other team off him long enough to get his passes in
>Not bad
>A good strategy even
>Justin eventually can't take the obvious PDA
>JU: "Jeeze, Anon you're almost as bad as Brad."
>A: "Brad?"
>JU: "Yeah. Sir Braddick the Poonslayer. He's the kicker. You and him should trade lady crushing tips sometime."
>As he walks off you can tell how much wonton sexualish acts push him away
>Is Justin a pure boy?
>Weird

>You are Anon
>You are late for class and are alone with JANNA

What do?
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>>1437589
SEX PLEASE
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>>1437593
GO TO CLASS
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>>1437593
>>1437589
>>1437585
DEVILICIOUS
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>>1437593
Walk to class while giving Janna a ride. Fuck if we're going to stop Muscles right now. He's gone eight months without slapping ass.
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>>1437593
class time

also, wash your hands
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>>1437589
>>1437593

MUSCLES NO

ANON'S ONLY 14 FOR GOD'S SAKE, WE ALLOWED ONLY A BUTT SLAP

A BUTT SLAP!

Eh, I don't really care. Let's head to class.
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>>1437593
That's quite enough, at least for now.
Let's go to class before anything goes wrong.
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>>1437593
CLASS NIGGA
ANON
JANNA
IN CLASS
RIGHT NOW
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>>1437593
"Sorryjannamuscleshasntslappedassfor8monthsandhewasreallyrepressedandyouseemedlikeyouwereupforitsorrykaythanksbye"
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>>1437593
GO TO CLASS
FIND PEOPLE TO BULLY
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>>1437593
Wash your hands. Go to class.
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>>1437593
Uh, I need to get to class... You n Muscles can continue this some other time.
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>>1437593
poor justin.
go to class and reel in muscles.
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>>1437593
Oh well
>give the smuggest grin known to man
>Go to class
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>>1437593
>>1437603
Seems about right. Really nervous and gushing Anon. But we must go to the classes for our learning! Anon has to get in a good college you know?
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>>1437593
Let's go to class. This is enough lewdness for one week.
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>>1437593
What class is it, math? Yeah anon and Janna don't give a fuck. Get into class, let Janna take her normal seat but stretch muscles so that he always remains connected with nirvana.

Make a game of getting her to make funny noises in class but stay over the cloth.
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Ah wait, is Janna in the class we go to? Go drop her off then go to the late class.
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>>1437603
this
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SESSION PAUSE

A quick break for Lunch
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>>1437593
W-we should do lewd things.
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>>1437640
Like hide in the bathroom together for an hour lewd things or stealth touching and giggling in public lewd things?
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>>1437647
I was thinking handholding
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>>1437593
It's time to stop the PDA
We can ask Janna for a private buttslap session later.
There are other matters we must address.
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>>1437652
>Degeneracy like handholding.
Police should be knocking on this door any minute now.
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>>1437647
>>1437652
All these suggestions are so lewd.... I'm up for them.
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>>1437652
W-woah l-lewd
B-but okay
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>>1437652
Holy shit anon we only just got to the buttfondling phase slow down.
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>>1437593
Oh God.
Mentally allow a buttslap to appease Muscles, then stop him and apologiize to Janna.
Jackie route best route
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>>1437652
DO IT
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>>1437593
COITUS INTERRUPTUS
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>>1437462
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>>1437652
> https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H5d42w4ZcY4
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>>1437652
Supporting
>>
Going to class while Holding hands
Degenerates the lot of you, supporting!
>>
YOU'RE GOING TO BREAK JACKIE'S HEART YOU HORNS SHITHEADS
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>>1437725
YOU FRICKIN FRICKS! YOU RUINED THE STAR FANBASE!
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>>1437652
Man If she were wearing pants I'd say shove our hand in a back pocket and walk to class but eh, hand holding is fine.On the way to the bathroom stall with the hole for heavy makouts in a dead world.
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>>1437772
>implying there ever was enough of a Star Fanbase for it to matter
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>>1437767
Not holding one of their hands each
>>
LUNA WARS PART 2 PASTEBIN
https://pastebin.com/er231Lwh

Part 1:
https://pastebin.com/8CvbeuaS

Thoughts?
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>>1437778
Best end.
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>>1437593
>>1437593

>Ew
>Lewd
>EWD!
>You have to pry Janna off of Muscles
>It's not so hard once you figure out how to get his fingers loose
>You're back in control
>A part of you wants to keep it that way
>Janna can't walk straight
>You support her while you rush to class
>JA: "Anon...mmm I'm sorry I don't have a phone."
>A: "What?"
>JA: "Jackie texts you all the time and sends me your memes on Headbook. I'd text you too but...damn I'm poor."
>She's asleep
>This Bitch is snuggling you
>After all that crude lewdness
>You push the door open to class
>Everyone looks up from rolecall to stare
>You're carrying a very sweaty Janna
>Who you put down in a nearby desk
>Then walk across the room
>Arms straight
>To wash your hands
>???: "WOOOOOOOO! GO ANON!"
>Silence, whoever you are
>You have no evidence

cont
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>>1437807

>Mr. A: "Anon..."
>You turn slowly, drying the shame from your entire forearm
>A: "Yes?"
>Your math teach, Mr. Anderson has lowered his glasses at you
>The most expressive face you've ever seen him make
>Mr. A: "Please sit down. I'll mark you as tardy..."
>He sighs for a solid minute
>Mr. A: "Again."

cont
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>>1437809

>As you sit you notice three people next to you

>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
>A passed out Football player (You can tell by the Letterman Jacket)
>Some fat kid you think you've seen one ti-
>Oh
>It's Ferguson

What do?
>>
>>1437812
APOLOGIZE TO FERGUSON

DENY THE BULLY
DENY THE PATH OF MUSCLES
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>>1437812
Pay attention to the lesson, of course. Our grades are terrible enough already.
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>>1437812
apologize to ferg
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>>1437812
Apologize to ferg
>>
>>1437812
>Apologize to Ferguson about earlier
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>>1437812
APOLOGIZE NOW
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>>1437812
>Talk to Ferguson about the sportsball game
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>>1437812
It's time...... secret DEMON path time. Completely ignore Ferg and go to Sabrina.
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>>1437812
Smack that ass.
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>>1437812
Apologize to the Ferg. Flip off Brittney if she raises any shit.
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>>1437812
Yo Ferg, that shit last friday was whack and I'm sorry. Just going through some things you know?
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>>1437812
Apologize to Ferg.
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>>1437812
apologize to ferg, and then put attention to classes
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>>1437824
>>
>>1437812
Apologize
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>>1437824
Changing to Demon path
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>>1437812
>>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
>Sabrina, one of the cheerleaders that run with Brittney Wong
TALK TO HER NOOOOOW
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>>1437812
this >>1437824
>>
>>1437824
Demon Path forever
>>
>>1437824
This
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>>1437812
Apologize to Ferguson
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>>1437824
You know what, I'll change to demon path as well.

Ferg needs to step up if he wants an apology.
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APOLOGIZE! NOW!
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>>1437812
apologize to the ferg.
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>>1437812
Apologize publically
>>
DEMON PATH.

FUCK THE NERDS.
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>>1437812
Kid needs to grow a backbone just not sure how to get that across to him
>>
>>1437824
WE ARE ALREADY A DEMON
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>>1437850
We do so with the DEMON path!
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>>1437812
APOLOGIZE NOW OR YOU'LL BE REMOVED
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>>1437812
Apologize
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YOU FUCKS
Sabrina doesn't like bullies

If you wanna be on her good side you have to apologize.
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Five minutes remain...before the counting begins
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>>1437812
Apologize to Ferguson
>>
Fuck you moralfags, Demon path is best path!
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>>1437854
So ignoring him is going to solve the problem? Sounds more likePussyboy path to me
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>>1437812

>Hey Ferguson. How does a man stop his arm from slapping the ass before him. At the sportsball on Friday I'm supposed to play and somehow keep this hand of mine from slapping everyone's shit.

I ask you as a man, How does one avoid the temptation?
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>>1437812
Apologize to ferg
>>
>>1437865
What problem is there? All we're doing is not apologizing for putting him in his place. He needs to learn personal space!
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>>1437812
>Apologize to Ferg.

It was the arm, not us.
>>
>>1437865
You don't shove your butt in someones face without expecting red cheeks.
>>
THE VOTES WILL NOW BE COUNTED
THE PATH WILL BE CHOSE!
WILL YOU APOLOGIZE TO FERGUSON
OR WILL YOU PURSUE THEM HOES!?

Let's a go
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>>1437812
>apologize to Ferg
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>Mr. Anderson
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>>1437887
>Using my screenshot
So much for dirty phone posting
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>>1437812
>>1437812
>>1437812

THE VOTES

>Apologize
17 votes

>Demon Route of Ignoring Ferg for Sabrina
10 votes

>Other/class
1 vote
>You haven't even sit down before you approach Ferg
>A: "Hey. Ferguson, right?"
>He leans back when you get close, not speaking
>A: "Dude, I gotta apologize. The other day I was going through some stuff and just...well my arm has immense butt-lust. It's crazy. You shook your donk in my face and I'm not ready for that much intimacy without a warning first."
>Mr. Anderson has stopped teaching to listen to this
>A: "I don't expect you to just forgive me right away. I just also don't want it to seem like I don't give a shit. I used to get -way- harder by guys like Patrick and uh...some family members. Look, I'm sorry ok? Hope you uh...hope you stop freeballing in the Possum costume. Shit's nasty."
>You sit
>The class is a cemetary

>Roll CHARISMA!
d20 + 1!
>>
>>1437871
This
>>
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
It was worth it.
>>
Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
FUCK
>>
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Oh great, spaghetti time.
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 8 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
*finger guns*
>>
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Rolling.
>>
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
I'm helping.
>>
Rolled 1 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1437903
Whats our cha stat again?
>>
Rolled 4 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 3 (1d10)

>>1437903
The d10 of apologizization!
>>
Rolled 3 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 2 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Rolling for inspirational speech and mascots around the world stop freeballing it.
>>
Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
ALLE VOY
>>
Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 10 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1437903
>>1437922
its +2
>>
Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Let's see if I can fuck this up.
>>
Rolled 6 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
DICE!
>>
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
The dice giveth and the dice taketh away
>>
Rolled 13 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>
Rolled 16 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
>>
>>1437903
>+1
Don't we actually have +2?
>>
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
CHA is +2, not +1.
>>
wait dont we have a +2 for charisma?
>>
What
>>
>>1437903
isn't charisma +2?
>>
Rolled 18 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1437903
Ayyyy
>>
>>1437951
shit son
>>
>>1437913
>>1437913

The winner!

>16 total

>>1437909
>>1437921
+2 -2

>>1437921
-2

>14 total

>Nobody claps or jeers you
>Nobody makes fun of you either
>Ferg doesn't look totally convinced
>He kind of just glares at you while looking like he might cry
>Then stuffs his face into his arms
>Sabrina makes eye contact with you though, she looks confused
>Like even doing something like that wasn't in the realm of possibility
>Mr. A: "Touching."
>The class resumes
>In the middle of it that sleeping Jock wakes up and tales some messy notes
>You notice his number and name
>Oshit
>That's Brad
>Braddick the Poonslayer

cont
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>>1437951
>>1437952
>>1437954
>>1437955
>>
>>1437960

>You have no opportunities to ditch today but you have several options here in school

>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>The Jock (Save all energy until Gym. Then go ham) Possible Physical increase

Choices will resume at the end of school!
>>
>>1437960
Quest, cha is +2
The roll is 15
>>
>>1437963
>>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
We need those grades, man.
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
Talk to Brad
Become true demon
Fate us shown us our hand and its time to play it
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437963
The Socialite
>>
>>1437963
Full on student for today.
>>
>>1437963
>The Jock
Might be good to bond with muscles
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)

Slaves are important to ones empire.

>>1437968
>>1437971
>>1437975

Fuckin' nerds.
>>
>>1437963

>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437963
Socialite ples
>>
>>1437963
Full student.
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>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437966
>>1437966

The Middling result still stands as the DC for full success was higher than 15 but good catch.
I'll be a little more mindful and thank you for having Anon's character sheet handy.
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>>1437963
>Full on Student
Because goodness knows we need the grades. That and the Int.
>>
>>1437963
>>The Jock (Save all energy until Gym. Then go ham) Possible Physical increase

We need those gains back, maybe ask Justin to hit the gym sometime.
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1437960
We have plus 2 charisma so
>He rolled a 15 + 2
>+2 -2
>-2
15+2=17
17-2=15
We passed DC
Also maybe you should put what kind of + bonus we get every time we roll for something.
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
CHA is not a dump stat.
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>>1437963
>>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
Quit being a dum dum anon. I want to surprise our troll teacher when at the end of the year Anon has a solid B at least for his last report sheet.
>>
>>1437991
dc was 20 not 15.
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>>1437999
Oh, then I guess it doesn't matter thanks for clearing that up for me
>>
>>1437963
Socialite
>>
>>1437960
Either Brittany has a thing for the powerful sticking up for the common man or she likes the idea of us being a buttfiend.
>>
>>1438020
> Brittany
Sabrina?
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
>>1437963
>>1437976
Changing mine to student
>>
this

WE STUDENT
>>
>>1437963
>>Full on Student
>>
>>1438035
Yeah , that bitch.
>>
>>1437989
>>1437963
changing to student.
>>
>>1437963
>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1438051
No, Brittany is the bitch one.
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)

Gotta get ourselves an education.
>>
>>1437960
Socialite


you're welcome anonkin
>>
>>1437963
>>The Socialite (Talk in class, gain rep and possible Charisma enhancements/ties)
>>
>>1438056
She's a bitch anon, not the in your face kind but the subby side character kind.
>>
Socialite.
>>
>>1437963
>Full on Student (Ignore friends and get possible Int increases)
>>
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Tiempo de contar!!

>The Socialite...
9 votes

>Full on Student
9 votes...

>We Have
>A TIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEE

SPECIAL EVENT
SPECIAL EVENT
Writing now!
>>
>>1438090
Is every tie a special event?
>>
>>1438090
STUDY WITH FRIENDS
or try to study but everyone keeps bothering us.
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>>1438094
Ye
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>>1438090
WOOO raise ya hands!
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>>1438090
>angry Star
PANIC
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>>1438101
Two can play at that game.
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>>1438090
>Just watch me, guys.
>I'll solve equations with my left hand
>and make friends with the right

>I'll take a potato chip...
>>
>>1438132
>Make friends with the right
Well, you could say we made VERY good friends with Janna with our right arm! Hehe!
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>The day starts to blur by
>You focus in on your studies
>The spirit of your time with Hekapoo still lives
>You don't see school as a chore anymore
>It's just more training
>You find new ways to get ahead
>Realize how things are supposed to work in Anatomy surprisingly well
>Ms. Skullnik actually smiles at you
>Holy dicks
>Ms. S: "Glad to see borrowing that book helped, ey kid?"
>Nice
>Braddick vanished after second period with this one girl almost nobody talks to
>Ingrid
>She's one of Janna's friends, a German Goth exchange student
>Nobody sees them until lunch
>They come in together but sit at totally different tables
>You're munching with the Bro-horde
>Although it's more like grazing
>Everyone's on that high-protein low carb shit
>Except you
>HaHA tendies
>Braddick nearly destroys the table when he sits
>B: "Sup."
>Sups echo across the table while you all stuff your faces

cont
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>>1438135
>>
Ok, how about I put nothing in the comment field will that work?
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>>1438137
>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head
>You almost deep throat a tendy
>You stare, not sure how to approach this
>That's when you hear the whip crack
>You look up
>Brittney is standing over you
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>She stuffs a piece of paper in your mouth
>You hork, spitting it up on the table
>It's an invitation
>To Brittney's Birthday

What do?
cont
>>
>>1438146
4chan mods confirmed anti-anon.
>>
>>1438146
Well it changed the colour of your ID.
>>
>>1438149
accept the invitation of course
>>
>>1438149
DO YOU JUST LIKE SHOVING THINGS IN MY MOUTH!? Ask first, then I might be okay with it. FUCK.
>>
>>1438149
Uh,thanks
>>
>>1438149
>>1438149

Pardon the interruption, Questers. I'm changing my name to do a test.

>The day starts to blur by
>You focus in on your studies
>The spirit of your time with Hekapoo still lives
>You don't see school as a chore anymore
>It's just more training
>You find new ways to get ahead
>Realize how things are supposed to work in Anatomy surprisingly well
>Ms. Skullnik actually smiles at you
>Holy dicks
>Ms. S: "Glad to see borrowing that book helped, ey kid?"
>Nice
>Braddick vanished after second period with this one girl almost nobody talks to
>Ingrid
>She's one of Janna's friends, a German Goth exchange student
>Nobody sees them until lunch
>They come in together but sit at totally different tables
>You're munching with the Bro-horde
>Although it's more like grazing
>Everyone's on that high-protein low carb shit
>Except you
>HaHA tendies
>Braddick nearly destroys the table when he sits
>B: "Sup."
>Sups echo across the table while you all stuff your faces
>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head
>You almost deep throat a tendy
>You stare, not sure how to approach this
>That's when you hear the whip crack
>You look up
>Brittney is standing over you
>Br: "Hey, Non."
>She stuffs a piece of paper in your mouth
>You hork, spitting it up on the table
>It's an invitation
>To Brittney's Birthday

What do?
>>
>>1438149
Sounds fun.
>>
>>1438137
>I'll take a chicken tendie...
>>
>>1438149
"Sweet. Can Janna and Jackie come?"

Eat yo' tendies and eye Brad.
>>
>>1438149
Read Brad's mind.

Shit aint fucking right.

Accept the invitation. Tell Brittney she should at least take you to dinner first before shoving shit down your throat.
>>
>>1438149
Accept invitation, it could be fun
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>>1438157
Sounds fun.
>>
>>1438157
>>1438157
Something about my name was keeping me from posting and at certain lengths. Not sure what to do about this.

Figure out your course of actions, Anons
>>
>>1438157
........ TIME!!! FOR!!! THE SECRET DEMON PATH! AHAAHAHHAHAHAHA!

Take that fucking piece of paper and shove it right back into her mouth!
>>
>>1438157
>>That's when the image of Sabrina being dragged by claws into the woods spurts out of Brad's head
WAIT WHAT
>>
>>1438157
Accept invitation, I think we will enjoy ourselves at her party.
>>
>>1438149
>>1438161
Ask this while reading Brad's mind more. I smell bodysnatcher plot.
>>
>>1438157
Say Thanks.

And read Brad's mind.
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>>1438162
Seconding
>>
>>1438149
Read her mind
"Thanks sweetheart, But next time you wanna invite guests over how about you use your words yes."
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>>1438174
Nah nigga, read Brittney's mind
>>
Read Brad's mind. Also say you'll go.
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>>1438161
This.
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>>1438149
Start wondering how the fuck you are going to afford a birthday gift good enough for the queen bitch.
>>
After this we should walk past Sabrina and read her mind, we know she went to another part of the cafeteria. Try walking past her even if it's not to our class.
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>>1438157
Sure, let's go to the party. Sounds like it'll be fun. The gift might be a problem, however.
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>>1438157
Read Brad's mind, find out what the hek was going on with that Sabrina image. Also accept Invitation to cool kids party.
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>>1438173
I forgot we could read minds. Read that motherfuckers thought paste.
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>>1438182
Agreed.
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>>1438157
>>1438167

Nay. It is time for the SUPER SECRET SUPRA DEMON Path.
>Commence spontaneous slaughter.
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>>1438157
>read Brad's mind
>>
>>1438137
DO THS
>>1438162
GOTTA FIGURE OUT WHAT'S WITH SABRINA
>>
>>1438195
Now that's a bit too stupidly edgy, even for me.
>>
>>1438204
Why let a bit of edge get in the way of a good slaughter?
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>>1438206
I said stupid for a reason, genius. Even then, these kids aren't worth the slaughter. I wouldn't even get out of bed to try and kill one of them. Getchyo edge in check man.
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>>1438206
Simple slaughter is nice and all, but meaningful slaughter is best.
We should only slaughter those who act like animals. Like Monsters.
>>
Interrogate Brad about Brittney, why did he think of Brittney being dragged away in the woods
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>>1438214
Why let a bit of purpose and meaning get in the way of a good slaughter?
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>>1438214
>Gas the liggers now!!!
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>>1438224
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>>1438157
Let's make a tiny undead to tail both Brad and Sabrina. They can report back to us every morning with their findings, or rush back to us in case of an emergency.
>>
>>1438220
8
KILL KILL KILL KILL
KILL KILL KILL KILL
IS
THE FIRST
FOLD
OF
INFINITY
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>>1438220
>>1438249
reach heaven through violence then
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>>1438254
That's the most reasonable thing I've heard all week.
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>>1438254
I mean.. I'm 90% sure we've got scissors that can skip that whole violence part and straight to heaven. I mean we've been to hell.
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>>1438254
We need a jersey.

A red and green, 88 jersey.
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>>1438270
Heaven doesn't exist, there is only Iowa
>>
In other news, in the Discord, an iowan anon got a date. Good shit man.
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>>1438273
Black and white 1488 Jesery with skulls
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>>1438149
Accept the invitation then read Brad's mind.
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>>1438287
>now he's freaking out because he's getting paranoid she mid have a dick.
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>>1438306
>>1438287
KEEP THE DISCORD AUTISM TO DISCORD

FUK
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>>1438317
No
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>>1438285
>>
>>1438270
Heaven has a toll that needs to be paid. Either with good deeds or bloodshed.
>>
/qst/ mods are prunning Quest's posts for some autistic reason. So we are getting one last closing post for today.
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>>1438287
>>1438306
Kill yourself, keep the discord shit IN discord
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archive?
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>>1438349
Well shit.
Those fuckers.
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>You ignore Brittney
>Focusing on the freaked out images pouring out of Brad's head
>Lots of ass and titty
>Some football
>A fast car
>Then a car with huge scary teeth
>The car is eating women
>Girls
>You see flashes of sores and weeping wounds
>You gag
>Brittney has been glaring at you this whole time
>You don't notice
>You don't care
>Something fucky is going on
>A: "Hey."
>You say out of nowhere
>Brad snaps out of his own reverie to look at you
>B: "Yah?"
>A: "Justin told me about you. You're Brad, right?"
>B: "Indeed, bropenhagen."

cont
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>>1438382
>A: "Name's Anon. I was told you know how to get chicks. Care to swap notes?"
>B: "You know anything that I don't?"
>You smirk
>A: "I know how to smack an ass so hard the girl gets a concussion and thanks me later."
>J: "Can confirm!"
>God dammit Janna
>Get out of the rafters
>Brittney has snatched her invitation off the table
>Uh oh
>Br: "Nobody ignores me, weirdo! Chase tail with the hound dog if that's what you want. Enjoy obscurity, FUH-reek!"
>She stomps off
>Sabrina stays behind
>Just for a second
>S: "Thanks for what you did. For Ferg. He's not ok about what happened but...you made him feel a little better."
>She starts running after Brittney and the other cheerleaders
>S: "See you at the game!"
>You are Anon
>You disregard status
>Aquire knowledge of bitches
>You have no idea what's up with Brad
>He grins up at you, moving his lock of curly hair from his eye
>B: "Sick burn, dude..."
>Although you do intend to find out.


SESSION END
Epilouge post later tonight
Thanks for playing!
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>>1438385
Thanks for running Quest! Hope Mods stop being dicks!
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>>1438385
Thanks for running.
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>>1438385
Thank you for running today, man.
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>>1438385
>>Br: "Nobody ignores me, weirdo! Chase tail with the hound dog if that's what you want. Enjoy obscurity, FUH-reek!"

See, I would normally say "pfft, fuck her. We gon crash her party" but we have more important things to do. Quite frankly even if we did keep the invitation I'd say let's ignore it.

After all, we still need to save our Mommy.

Side note, hope the bullshit's cleared up soon, Quest! Thanks for jogging.
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>>1438385
Right on.
Thanks for running it's the first time I got to participate in this quest and it was fun.

Have a good night and hopefully thing get better, technical wise, for ya.
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>>1438408
Blessings to you, friend
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>>1438385
This motherfucker has been watching too many horror movies.
What an amazing trick, no one's EVER thought of going to scary movies to get girls to hang on to you. SUPER ORIGINAL BRUH.
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All right.
Star's aggro'd onto us. Better avoid it.
We still need a gemstone and to condense the HOLEworld into a wand
We gotta find out how to read the book, or find someone who can.
We have those quests for the armor and the crystal skull, I forget exact details.
The Hobo mentioned 1770 Wurther Street. possible lead.
We totally need to summon and control 2 tiny creatures, considering how damn free it is and how effective the cockroach was at covering our mistakes.
We got a ball game later.
Plus we gotta respawn mom, somehow.

That's quite the list of things to do.

What's a tiny creature that's useful? I was thinking one of the poisonous ones but poison production doesn't continue after death.
Might be better to get some kind of spiderbro, and a cute flying insect such as a butterfly.
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>>1438433
Frogs. Frogs would be nice.

Also, it's generally agreed that for the armor we're gonna research and hunt a swamp drake.

Also, we need a pair of magical eyes from skeletor. Which he doesn't even use, he just has.

And, do you think we can use our scissors to break into a jewelry store and steal a gemstone or two?

Oh, and Heckapoo will direct us to someone who can read the book if we get our wand.
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What kicked Marco's ass?
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>>1438459
Life. He got a taste of Anon's life.
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>>1438459
He's just having a bad day.
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>>1438459
Probably dice gods
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>>1438433
For surveillance reasons, an undead fly would do wonderfully, especially now that we can have them speak. Can plant it on someone to watch, and they're usually fast enough to avoid death, unless they're using a fly swatter. They can't sense the rush of air as it comes down.

Can't think of another at the moment.
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Birds can be useful scouts.
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>>1438433
A fly to act as our eyes and ears when we aren't around would be useful. Maybe a seagull as we are near the ocean. It would help us nip problems like Brad here in the bud. Apart from that I don't know. At this level our necromancy skills are only good for surveillance or specific tasks e need to be present and aware of.

Checking in on that street hobro mentioned could be hekauseful as he seems to either have super good intentions or could reveal some super bullshit we really need to get on top of.
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>>1438413
Rock on dude.
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>>1438471
Amusingly, Flies are now evolving to avoid anything brightly colored and moving.
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>>1438481
Then solve the problem the same way Texans solve the hog problem.

Make sure none of them get smarter to avoid death.

Or set up that jar-thing with a one way entrance and jab a piece of meat inside of it; watch flies go in and not be able to get back out.
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>>1438494
You mean hit them with toilet lids?
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>>1438471
>>1438451
i would prefer insect spies because they don't look that different when dead, and at first glance they look normal. Also they are small enough to be out of sight most of the time, unlike frogs or birds, which they do look like corpses after some time..
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>>1438592
But how are we going to subtly fuck with Marco without frogs?
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Go with an undead spider, no one notices spiders unless they want you to notice them and by then its too late.
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>>1438599
we won't until we know how to make our undead minions look alive.
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>>1438643
Who says they need to look alive?
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>>1438643
We'll just have partially decomposed animals pop up and only let him see them.

They'll just be their.

Staring.

With colourful party hats.
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We should mind read the goth girl,she seems to know something about Brad.
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>>1438385

SESSION EPILOUGE

>After lunch you kind of coasted through the day
>Passed Star in the hallway
>She actually stopped to say hi
>Nothing more, just "Hey, Anon."
>With a weak little wave
>Didn't seem like she wasn't trying
>She just had no idea what else to say
>You wonder how many people she's known that have genuinely surprised her
>At least, the way you have
>Just some mean kid
>To be fair, that is how you met
>She learned your name
>You said something pretty fucked up
>Bam!
>Right in the face
>Funny how you've taken a lot worse now
>That hit would be a love tap these days
>You're not the guy she thought you were
>You're you...and don't need to wonder how she sees you
>You don't respond to Star
>You kept eye contact as you marched alongside the bros but said.
>Nothing.
>Justin shows you the weight room
>Much cleaner than you expected
>Some of the shit you saw in Brad's head sticks with you
>He doesn't act that strange
>A little out of it but he hits some monster lifts
>Especially for a lanklet
>You struggle in this physical fitness shit
>Muscles curled somebody's squat warm-up
>S-showoff

cont
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>>1439035
>>1439035

>A girl shows up
>Not sure how she handles all the manliness in here but-
>Oh
>She's here for Brad
>B: "See ya, fags."
>Justin tries to stop him
>Ju: "Raddick, you've been cutting out of workouts to uh..."
>He glances at the girl, censors himself for modesty
>Ju: "Chill with friends. For the last month and half. You're not gonna have any cardio at the game."
>B: "What are you, my step dad?"
>Ju: "I'm the J-V captain, dickmunch."
>B: "Yeah well I'm a Sophmore so I'm practically varsity. Go screw. Coach won't let you cut me I'm too fast."
>Brad's a bit defensive and kind of dick
>Like he's antsy to get somewhere
>B: "I'm gonna go get some. You queers suck each other off all you want."
>The girl looks mortified
>Also kind of shocked
>Like she didn't plan on a hookup
>Still, the two walk off together with Brad's arm over her shoulders
>He slouches resembling a wilted telephone pole
>You drop the ten pounders you were super setting
>Justin blocks your chest as you try to walk out
>Ju: "Nuh-uh Muscles."
>Your arm jerks, thinking it's being addressed
>Ju: "If anybody in here needs the crash course, it's you. You're my secret weapon."
>A: "I'm worried about that girl."
>Ju: "Trust me. She'll walk again someday. Braddick ain't that rough. Besides, they all say yes. Nothing we can do. He's got the touch. Now get down here and spot me on leg press."

cont
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>>1439038
>>1439038

>Your afternoon is spent liftan
>Sweatan
>Runnan
>Your body hates you all over again
>Still, your mind is ready for it
>Thanks, Hekadude
>Eventually you get back home
>The street lights are already on
>Some guy tried to mug you
>You think he landed somewhere in Anaheim
>Muscles and you don't have time for fools anymore
>Right as you close your front door you hear it

https://youtu.be/P--BuBdNXxw

>???: "PRIVELEDGE IS REAL AND ALLL WHITE MALLES HAVE THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOooooossst! AWWOOOO!!"
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>>1439039
>>1439039

>That was close
>Way too fucking close
>Lightning cracks outside
>Rain begins belting the roof
>Where did this come from!?

>???: "I don't see COOLOOOORRRR!! WE'RE ALL ONE PEEEEEEEEOPPPLE AAWWWWOOOO!!!"

>Wait didn't that voice just say white privilege was a thing how can both those statement-

https://youtu.be/8_8Pk7pwNUI

>You hear a human scream
>Blood splatters from over your neighbor's fence
>You hear crunching
>Then choking

>???: "EUCH! YOU SHITLOOOORRRRRRDD! YOU WEREN'T EVEN REALLY VEGAN! RESPECT MY LIFE-STYUHHHLLLLL!!! I DESERVE RESPEEECT! AWWWWWWOOOOOOOO!!!
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>>1439044

>You are Anon
>Level 6 who knows what
>You are alone in your house
>Something just ate your neighbor
>...and has an alternative lifestyle you do NOT understand
>You have no idea what's happening or why
>All you know is that your privilege is about to be checked


NEXT SESSION TOMORROW AT 2PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME!

TUNE IN FOR THE FRIGHTENING SESSION OF!


https://youtu.be/TJZ5uP3eBKQ

NIGHT. OF THE WERE-YUPPIE!
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>>1439044
>>1439039
>>1439038
>>1439035
>werewolf.jpg
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>>1439051
>>1439051

Session end

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Thanks for playing
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>>1439057
You forgot the character sheet
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX
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So who knows a good place to purchase silvered weapons?
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>>1439067
I would say check the kitchen drawers for silver dining ware for Muscles to use, maybe bend them around its fists to make impromptu brass knuckles, but I doubt we have anything more fancy than plastic utensils.
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aw shiet.
Social Justice Werewolves
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You guys think we should start wearing a mask or something just so weird shit doesn't try to find out who we are and were we live?
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>>1439132
Maybe a goalie mask so we can go Casey Jones/Jason Vorheese.
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So what will be our plan for dealing with the werewolves? so far we have came up with 2

we could surprise him with the sheer raw power muscles can deliver and take him out quickly on surprise alone

or wear him down with our magic

afterwards we would want to question him about who he is, what is he doing etc however we would need to raise some dead first to hold him down, or tie him to the ground either way
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>>1439415
we could use the scissors to teleport him and us to europe or japan. or somewhere that is currently daytime. that should end the curse effect immediately.
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We could also jump inside of him then use COMBUSTION
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>>1439418
I like this idea.
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Whatever we do, obviously don't get bit and become a werewolf ourselves.
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>>1439415>>1439418
We don't know who the werewolf is, or if there are near other nearby.
We need to survey the situation before we engage. Try to figure out how many there are and who they are as humans.
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>>1439418
Good idea
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>>1439502
we wait for the first to lunge at us, we teleport it to japan or russia or australia. then we search for others and repeat the cycle until we're satisfied.
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>>1439418
>jump into portal to indoors on other side of earth
Let him transform back into human upon being duped
Beat him, harvest some of his fat, and leave him alive in the trash dump.
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>>1439505
>>1439502
forgot to ada: then we go to their new location to interrogate them.
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>>1439502
of course, engaging in a skirmish without surveying the situation is almost a death sentence
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>>1439525
>>1439502
so do we send a little spy fly to get the scoop first?
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>>1439531
that is not a bad idea and I will take it into heavy consideration however it appears the main questers are caught up in a moral war so trying to get them to think right now will be a hard fought task
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>>1439538
it's gonna be the sea trolls all over again.
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>>1439538
i don't know what they are foghting about. we ain't killing anyone. the idea of moving the werewolves to japan is so that they can regain their human forms and we can talk to them.
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>>1439051
>GAHH!!! KILL IT!!!
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Ladies and gentlemen, we have a plan.
>Send spy fly to find where the werewolf is exactly
>open portal to Japan, or somewhere that it's daylight right now
>open portal next to werewolf, take it by surprise
>use Muscles to pull the werewolf into the portal to Japan or wherever
>interrogate

how's that sound?
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>>1439551
Why do we need the spy fly? Do we even have a dead fly?
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Revised Japan portal idea:
>open portal in front of werewolf
>shout "ABORTION IS MURDER" or "THERE ARE ONLY TWO GENDERS"
>run inside portal
>profit
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>>1439551
We know where the werewolf is exactly though.
It's right behind the neighbor's blood-dripping fence.

I think it's more important to check if there are other werewolves nearby.
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>>1439553
there's dead flies everywhere, just check the corners of your kitchen tabletop.

Also, we don't know where the werewolf is exactly, we just have a vague 'next door', so we find out where it is exactly so we can make a portal right next to it
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>>1439555
I think it COULD have moved since then. Also, checking for more werewolves IS a good idea.
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>>1439558
How do you know there's dead flies? Did Quest say there was dead flies?

Also, why do we need a portal? Let's just hop the fucking fence.
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>>1439562
If we hop the fence we're open to attacks. The portal is faster and makes sure we get the drop on the werewolf.

also, why WOULDN'T there be dead flies around?
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SESSION START!

>You are Anon
>Level 6: ???
>You are currently alone in your house
>With some awful monster outside, screaming contradictory statements and...eating someone

CHARACTER SHEET
https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>You are currently in your living room at the front door
>You can see the entrance to the kitchen, which has the backdoor in it
>To your right are the stairs which lead up to your and your Pare- err Mom's room

What do?

>???: "IN ALL OF HISTORY THERE IS NO INVENTION WORSE THAN THE GUUUUUUNNN! IT IS A TOOL WHO'S ONLY FUNCTION IS TO END HUMAN LYYYYYFFFFEE! AWWWOOOOO!!!"

>Man, this thing likes to scream
>You should show it 3senpai
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>>1439566
let's go make a spy fly first. I'd like to know if there's any other werewolves out there, and if we can find the exact location of the beast then all the better.
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>>1439566
scout with a dead fly, we need to know the location of a werewolf
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>>1439566
Check on Mom. For the love of god check on Mom.
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>>1439566
Raise dead fly, then use it for recon.
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>>1439570
supporting this as well
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>>1439566
Fly spy is go. In the mean time, find Mom.
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>>1439566
Mind link with the wolf and tell it to shut the fuck up people are trying to sleep
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>>1439566
Roll DEX to sneak.
Scout ahead using undead tiny creatures.

Need to know what this thing is and if there are other nearby.
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>>1439566
>GAHH, KILL IT!!!
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>>1439570
it says we are alone in our house.

>>1439566
I support the scouting,maybe do some mind reading.
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>>1439578
we need him alive for questioning
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>>1439566
send a dead fly outside to check on it's location and wtf is going on

Go up to mom's to ensure she's secure before acting on the SJWerewolf
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>>1439580
I don't care if that's what it said, go check on her in her room. The wolf could be our mother.
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>>1439581
Why let a bit of questioning get in the way of a good slaughter?
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>>1439578
>>1439581
>>1439596
Okay fine.

>>1439566
I say we have Muscles do to the SJWerewolf what he did to Janna earlier.
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>>1439607
I also want to molest the SJW werewolf.
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>>1439566
>>1439566

>Many votes for undead spy
>Interesting

>Your powers have become so much easier to use since Hekaworld
>You creep toward the kitchen, spotting a fly or two trying to get into the fridge
>With a wave of your hand alone the fallen ones start to quiver back to animation
>You end up with two little scouts
>Their souls shimmer with delight and curiosity
>Seeing through them is painful
>Compounded images and constant movement
>You shake your head clear and usher them outside
>You swear you saw do a barrel roll or two on the way out
>Sick
>What you witness is hard to make out
>A hulking shape crouched down over meat splatter and gore
>It's shoulders rise and fall as it shovels meat, organs and bones into it's mouth
>It's muttering

>???: "I wanna go hunting...hrrrrr but only bow hunting! It's culturally relevant. I'm a 12th Comanche. GRRRRRRR Rah!"

>It turns, snapping one of your flies up in it's mouth
>You saw it's face
>Long nosed and fanged
>Wearing thick rimmed glasses
>It's fur is so curly
>Must use good product
>The other fly manages to avoid it's return to the void with sick flips and a free-fall drop
>Once high enough in the air you get a better look
>This thing is tall. 8 feet or so...long bodied.
>You can't see a shirt, just shreds of orange sleeves and some tight jeans
>The guy under it was definitely Mr. Johansen, your neighbor.
>He sold Heroin
>Fuck Mr. Johansen

What do?
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>>1439616
FIRST, make a portal to japan or australia, somewhere that it's daylight

THEN, make a portal appear behind the werewolf and pull the werewolf into the portal to daylight, using Muscles
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>>1439616
Should probably go out there and smack Mr. Johnson a few times until he calms down.
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>>1439616
try and sneak up on him and use scissors to open a portal to a barron place in which to fight
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>>1439616
Supporting this >>1439620
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>Orange shirt and jeans
JUSTIN NO
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>>1439616
>Time to molest the SJWerewolf
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>>1439616
Alright. Let's hop the fence and send the wolfy to the the other side of the earth. Sunny side up.
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>>1439616
Snipe it with a combust explosion.
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>>1439616
OK then,supporting the pacifist route,lure him into a portal.
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>>1439620
This
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>>1439634
hey, we still have to interrogate him afterwards. We can kill him once we get to know what we need to know.
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>>1439634
It's not pacifistic, it's smart. Less effort on our part to just throw it into a place where it's stripped of all its powers.
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>>1439634
supporting
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>>1439616
Lure the werewolf into a portal leading somewhere where sunny by triggering it.
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>>1439616
>>1439633
Changing vote to this
>>1439620
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>>1439638
>>1439639
Yeah yeah,i know. Not a pacifist myself, is just because everyone is being paranoids about the sjwerewolf being someone we know.
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1439620
>>1439623
>>1439625
>>1439630
>>1439634

>A plain is laid
>To lure the beast!

This will require remarkable speed and cunning...

Roll Dexterity!

d20 + 3!
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>>1439653
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>>1439616
SECURE MOM

Bait him into running after you, run through door, place portal, let him run into portal

close portal

SOLVED
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Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Rollan
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>>1439652
>quest describing the cloths Justin wears
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
What happens when we fuck this up and get bitten?
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
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Rolled 18 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
CMON BAYBE
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Rolled 20 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Rolling Go
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Rolled 1 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
LURE! LURE! LURE THE ANGRY WOLF INTO THE PORTAL!
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Rollin'.
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Rolled 13 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Veinte ven a mi!
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Rolled 4 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Time to fuckit up.
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Rolled 8 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
>1d20 + 3
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>>1439653
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
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Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439663
>>1439665
WEW LAD
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stop rolling everyone we have a winner
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Rolled 16 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
Roll rol rolll
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>>1439683
shhhhh....
let them have their fun.
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>>1439683
But if we get 1 more crit, that'd be a 20...

And what if DC is 20?
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>>1439687
and what if we get a crit fail?
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>>1439683
No keep rolling the DC might be 20
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>>1439691
Oh shush, DCs work in 5s.
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KEEP ROLLING

WE CAN STILL MAKE A 20
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>>1439691
Then we would fail eithet way.
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>>1439701
>>1439691
This.
We already have 18. If we roll 16 with a NAT 1 we still fail.
IF we get a 20 we might still pass.
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Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439653
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Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1439698
rolling for 1 just to spite you
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>>1439653
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Rolled 1 (1d1)

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>>1439738
Can't fool me, faggotte!
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>>1439737>>1439738
Rolling goes 'dice 1d20 + 3' on the Options box for DEX.
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Rolled 11 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

Whoops
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>>1439678

>WINNER!

>18 total

>>1439663
>>1439665
-2 +2

>18

>You've played some vidya
>Bonnered some Roos and denied false Cakes
>It's time to start thinking with portals
>SHHRRRRIP!
>You pry open the air to somewhere sunny. A red barren desert awaits you on the other side
>You step in, then open a portal back home
>Geeze
>How does anyone survive without these?
>You peek through to where the creature waits
>The pitch blackness of your backyard is all encompassing
>You snake Muscles into the portal
>He taps the Werewolf on it's shoulder
>???: "Hm?"
>Then SNATCHES HIM BY THE SNOUT, pulling him through the portal
>He does not go quietly
>Thrashing
>Snarling and kicking
>???: "Fucking THIS!"
>Your eyes connect as he passes into the sunlight
>His furry body crashes against the dry ground
>He stands up, screams at the blue sky with blood spittle rocketing from his mouth
>That's when you see it
>Dangling from off his sleeve
>The Echo Creek Highschool patch...that's not just a jacket
>It's a Letterman
>???: "RRRAAAHH! YOU SHIT LOOOORRRRD! YOU TOUCHED ME! RAPE! YOU'RE A RAPIISSST!"

>Ok, you're a rapist now
>So there's that
>Constanzaface.png
>A: "Buddy, I don't know who you are but nobody gets eaten in my backyard except maybe Jackie at some point if I'm lucky."
>???: "STOP OBJECTIFYING WOMEN! YOU'RE WORSE THAN HITLER! I'LL KILL YOOOOOOUUU! AWWWOORRR!!"
>HE LUNGES!

>He Crits
>You're pinned to the earth
>Muscles coils around the creature's throat, barely keeping it's mouth from closing around your head
>The claws however
>They shred your chest and stomach
>Blood is spattering up and out of you like a sprinkler
>The fucking thing is smiling
>???: "Die Cishet!"

>Anon has taken 10 dmg
>He has 10 health remaining
>What do?
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>>1439756
Throw him off, close the portal.

That's the end of that.

Maybe check back on him tomorrow. He won't die of one day without water.
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>>1439756
Explode. Fuck this guy.
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>>1439760
Well get back home first before closing the portal at least.
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Throw him off and try and break his legs with muscles

or just use explode
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>>1439756
Bite him in the nose as hard as possible.
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>>1439756
FIRE TIME
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>>1439756
EXPLODE
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>>1439756
>"Guess those stereotypes about werewolves were true"
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>>1439756
OK FUCK ME
1)Close Portals
2)BLAST THIS FUCKER WITH COMBUSTION or maybe just set his mane on fire
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>>1439756
>MOLESTATION TIME
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>>1439756
Use Combust to put some space between you and the werewolf.

TRY RUNNING INTO THE PORTAL AND CLOSING IT
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>>1439756
Explosion
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>>1439756
>>1439756
>>1439756

Clarification!

Anon has 50hp total not 20.

Anon has 40 hp remaining
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>>1439756
>a desert
Probably not many dead creatures here.

Blood for blood might work but man, it seems risky.

Explode in his face, at least to get time.
We have nothing to loose.
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>>1439789
Don't do this to us ever again.
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>>1439786
what this Anon said.

Leave the werewolf in the desert and see who doesn't come to school tomorow. It's a jock, so it won't be hard to pick out.
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>>1439756

>Time to really explode!
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Time to count!

Awoo
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>>1439800
>>1439770
>>1439761
>>1439767
You all do realize we don't know Explode?
We got FLESH CRAFT instead, so we CANNOT EXPLODE on demand.

We can make Muscles into a hammer and stuff though. Or pull blood from Werewolf, which is probably a bad idea.
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>>1439834
It's in the fucking Pastebin saying we can!
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>>1439834
COMBUSTION
Anon can use his WISDOM to manipulate the elements. Using laser like focus he can create FIRE and EXPLOSIONS.
Created fire cannot harm Anon.
It behaves as magical fire IE creatures immune to natural fire are not immune to it.

From char sheet
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Rolled 4 (1d10)

THE VOTES

>Explosion
8 votes

>Leaving
3 votes

It begins...

https://youtu.be/y-Gmg-XxNAc

>You leer up at the mess of teeth hanging over your face
>Half an eye dribbles out of this monster's throat
>That's it
>The air here is dry and hot
>The sun sizzles the sweat off you and your opponent
>You're gonna kill it
>Kill it with fire

ROLL WISDOM!

1D20 + 2!
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>>1439760
not tomorrow, but a few hours later, after securing our place and mom.

also, leave a spy fly with him so we know where he is.
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Rolled 7 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
Rollan
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
Time to die.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
cmon baybe
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Rolled 18 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
CLEANSE WITH FIRE.
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Rolled 20 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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Rolled 8 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
BOOM not fizzle pls
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Rolled 2 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
KABOOM!
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Rolled 9 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
BURN
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Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439857
>>1439864
ANON'S LIFE IS SUFFERING
>>1439865
>>1439868
SUFFERRRINNG
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>>1439864
for us
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
NO FEAR HERE
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>>1439864
ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh.
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Rolled 19 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439864
>>1439873
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Rolled 15 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439873
>>1439864
Oh it's another one of THESE ROUNDS
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>>1439864
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>>1439864
>>1439864
>>1439864

A critical failure...a natural 1

Writing.
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>>1439911
You're welcome. :)
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Rolled 5 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1439857
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>>1439911
https://youtu.be/aTqHbiE0vl8?t=29s
NO! I'M NOT READY AT ALL!!!
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BRACE FOR IMPACT
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>>1439911
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>>1439911

. . .
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>>1439911
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>>1439911
>>1439911

>Your focus cannot be deterred from this spell
>You can see it
>Embers building up in the air between you and the beast
>It lunges down
>Even overpowering Muscles for a second
>Teeth slash the sides of your face
>A: "AAAH!"
>Blood pours down over your eyes
>You struggle and scream
>The dirt under you has turned into a thin layer of mud from the sweat and crimson blood
>You didn't even know you had released the spell
>Not until the pain hit

cont
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>>1439961

https://youtu.be/sDIkDOtAuoo

>KRABOOOOM!
>The world hurtles around you
>You see the sky
>The Earth
>The Sky
>The earth
>You're spinning through the air
>...and headed for the ground

>Anon has taken half of his overall health in dmg
>He has 15 health remaining
>The Wolf is nowhere to be seen
>The cuts on your face burn like the fire that just consumed you
>Your eyes twitch and convulse
>Muscles tries to move up...
>He's a tattered mess of meat

>You are Anon
>Attempted slayer of Werebeasts
>You're about to become a pancake

What do?
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>>1439965
We'd have to use Muscles like a helicopter or someshit.

Channel our health into Muscles to form.
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sccisors portal now!
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>>1439965
Scissors into something bland!
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>>1439965
LET'S GET OUTTA HERE, OPEN UP A PORTAL AND GO
SQUAD BROKEN
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>>1439965
portal to the dimension of soft pillows!
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>>1439965
OPEN A PORTAL! Open a portal facing us and then have it open up on the ground facing upwards! If we go to high we repeat until not going to die!

OR we portal into a large body of water!
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>>1439965
>Use your knowledge of Portal to portal yourself safely
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>>1439965
Scissor portal into butt land
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>>1439965
cut a portal into the water by the pier back home!
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>>1439965
RUN
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>>1439965
Scissors, portal, think of somewhere with low gravity.
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>>1439965
Open a portal to butt dimension and land safely on the soft stinky cushions of Ass Mountain
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>>1439970
NVM, scissor portal to the butt dimension for the cushioning. we know the butt dimension, and if we come out sideways, it won't be as bad as an impact.

Might wanna head home to heal then head back to check on the werewolf. Ideally we didn't kill him.
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>>1439965
PORTAL somehere where our fall won't kill us.
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>>1439965
Retreat!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U6zQ6ZqEqg0
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>>1439981
(with scissors)
is it possible to make the destination portal face the sky?
that would be ideal, maybe right over the water as >>1439977 and >>1439980 said
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>>1439978
>Specifically, portal to Pillow World.
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>>1439980
WAIT I FORGOT WATER FUCKING HURTS AT HIGH SPEEDS.

cut a portal that throws us upwards so we lose momentum and keep doing until we are slow enough to land!
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>>1439992
You know when someone jumps from very high into water they get hurt.
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>>1439992
Actually yeah, switch my suggestion for this.
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>>1439997
changing to this
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>>1439965
Open a portal pointing upward to counter our acceleration.
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>>1439997
this and pillow dimension are the best options so far
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WATER IS AS HARD AS CONCERTE WHEN FALLING AT TERMINAL VELOCITY

>>1439985
>>1439992
DO THIS INSTEAD.
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If you're voting to fall into water, YOU ARE A SAVAGE AND AN IDIOT
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>>1439965
Portal to the Dimension of soft pillows!
Bounce lounge here we come
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>>1439965
Fresh from discord:

Make a portal below us facing upward

right as we reach the arc of our reascension we make a portal below us to the ground, so not as large a fall.
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OPEN PORTAL UPWARDS.
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>>1440002
That's why the portal it's facing the sky anyway.
Ayway, if we fail at this >>1439997 plan, it will still hurt less than the ground. also we can try to make Muscle to take a small boat-like form.
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>>1439992
Honestly, let's have a go at this one
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Let's use our scissors to fucking run.
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>>1440017
This shall be dubbed portal Juggling. Mark this post for vote pls.
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>>1440007
>>1439965
Voting for portal juggle.
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>>1440018
>>1440017
Do the portal upwards to slow our movement until we're just bobbing up and down.

I really hope we didn't just Blow Justine up
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>>1439965
>>1439979
Changing to this >>1440035
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I don't think this was Justin. This is that one weird hipster/hairy guy.
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>>1440070
Why the fuck would he be wearing a Letterman with The Echo Creek Highschool patch?
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Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1439965
rolling for infection: CON
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>>1440079
Why have you done this?
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>>1440082
Did the werebeast not bite us?
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>>1440079
Kys
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>>1440078
Ooooh. It's fucking Brad then.
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>>1440087
It only counts if Quest asks for it. That's a WASTED 20
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>>1440079
I'm guessing you meant resistance to infection.
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>There's only one way out
>Completely out
>You fumble for the scissors with your one good hand
>You swing wildly into the sky
>The ground gets closer
>Your blood is turning into rain as it sprays from your chest and face
>The ground is getting closer
>YOU RIP THE AIR!
>You fall...
>and fall...
>and fall...
>SPLASH!
>Water
>Sour, muddy water
>You struggle upwards, prying leeches off of you
>You crawl onto a shore and vomit up your school caf tenders
>As you look up from the puddle you see it
>An ancient sign post
>A skeleton hangs from atop it
>"WELCOME TO THE FROG-MONSTER SWAMP."
>An arrow points west that says "KINGDOM OF MEWNI"
>Another points east that reads "CASTLE ORNIFEX"

>You are Anon
>You are fucking lost in a strange new world
>You're injured and bleary headed
>...and you need some help


SESSION END FOR NOW
4chan is still being a dick

FOLLOW THE LINKS TO THE TWITTER AND DISCORD

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Thanks for playing

Next Session WEDS at 7pm US Central time
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>>1440123
What? Didn't we decide on the portal thing?
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>>1440128
probably we weren't going that fast yet
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>>1440123
a skelly? maybe we will not be alone for much longer...
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>>1440123
So... why didn't we do what the thread decided?
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>>1440137
>>YOU RIP THE AIR!
>>You fall...
>>and fall...
>>and fall...
maybe that was it, it says "you fll" thre times.
Probably we just opened random portals upwards without thinking about where exactly to make them appear
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>>1440150
No , that is just saying that we kept falling at terminal velocity but just went through a portal once.
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>>1440123
Let's be real: This all woulda never happened if we just up and molested the Werewolf.
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>>1440175
>:smirk:.jpg
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We are really hurt you guys, we need to IMMEDIATELY portal home. Fuck dealing with swamp monsters and FUCK dealing with any mewggers.
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>>1440123
Ayy, now we know where to find a swamp drake. Gotta note this down and then go home. It's sleepy times. We can adventure in the morning.
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New sidequest! Find a loli demon wizard and cut her limbs and throat!
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>>1440197
or revive the skeleton and use him to heal ourselves.
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>>1440197
Perhaps just portal directly to a hospital if possible, animal attack is actually pretty much the truth in this case.
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Rolled 6 (1d20)

Just to see what I could've rolled
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Are we going to decry shitlords during the next full moon?
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>>1440233
....just why?
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>>1440233
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>>1440371
>>1440373
All this EXPLOSION autism is all her fault.
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I think I jinxed myself last thread. These sessions really ARE getting shorter.
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Well shit.

We, uh, sort of badly rekt ourselves.

But at least that werewolf is now On Fire and In Desert.
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>>1440332
In all likelihood we disinfected our wounds with fire.
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>>1440552
Too bad that it's probably Brad or another member of the football team and we most probably killed them.
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>>1440561
He was in werewolf form when we hit him. Pretty sure he is fine. We can go back for him after we hel ourselves.
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Rolled 11 (1d20)

>Mfw the rolls are shit
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>>1440819
>implying we didn't blow him up like we blew up the Sea Troll's head
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>>1440867
we didn't die from the blast, that means he neither died from the blast.
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>>1440123
>4chan is still being a dick
If you're getting "connection error", stop using the quick reply box.

Instead use the reply box at the top of the page.

You'll get a Captcha saying your post looks like it was made by a robot, and that you have to verify using an additional Captcha solve. If you solve it, you won't get the connection error message with quick reply for a while.

Basically the problem boils down to the quick reply box not being updated to handle the additional captcha solve, so instead you just get a vague "connection error" message.
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Posted these in the Discord so might as well post it here. Took prompts from the Discord and made short stories. So don't expect much.
https://pastebin.com/jan1QU44
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Man, anon jobs harder than JJ. That's some impressive, first-class jobbing right there.
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Can we use blood for blood on actual blood? Say blood bags? Or does it have to be a still living being?

If we can, that's an immediate problem solved. Portal into a blood bank, take a universal donor blood, and heal ourselves. However, unless we were extremely lucky with Janna's blood being the same as ours or she was AB blood type, I think any blood will do.
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>>1442470
It's magic nigga don't gotta explain shit.

Plus, blood transfer include blood cells AND plasma.
In plasma, AB is the universal donor and O the universal acceptor.
So if you're transferring whole blood, the types need to be an exact match, give or take Rh+ accepting Rh-.
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>>1442470
If we can use blood from any living creature to heal ourselves, I don't think the blood type matters too much.
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MEANWHILE, IN THE DEPTHS OF MIDDLE CLASS CALIFORNIA


>You are Ano-
>Oh
>No, this isn't Anonymous
>This is Marco Diaz
>Safe Kid
>Normal boy
>S: "MAAaarrrcooooo~*"
>Victim of life's most ridiculous practical joke
>Several weeks ago Marco's world was perfectly in order
>He had his struggles
>Bullies
>Allowance limits
>Karate belt promotions
>He had arenas of success
>School
>Oral Hygiene
>Immense trivial knowledge about the band "Love Sentence" which includes both their discography and touring history
>A perfectly normal, albeit lame little life that...he was happy with
>Now...
>M: "Coming, Star!"
>Everything's been flipped
>Turned upside down
>By an actual Princess from another dimension
>Star Butterfly of Mewni
>Universe expanding deepest lore aside things have been a bit of an...adjustment
>Like today
>Right now
>When he comes into his living room finding it metamorphosed into the set of "Legends of the Hidden Temple"
>S: "CHeck it out, mahDood! I did it! I made your house into that game-show you told me about!"
>M: "Is that a real-"
>SNAP!
>M: "AAH! REAL SNAKE! STAR THE ANIMALSAREN'TSUPPOSEDTOBEREAALLL!!"
>Star is currently booping the snoot of an 11 foot reticulated python
>S: "But...that's Lame...and They're SO CUTE!"
>Marco had no idea Snakes could tolerate having their cheeks squished so much
>S: "I just wanna wear you wike a big snuggwy bwanket!"
>Star is now being constricted by a reticulated python
>Some people would think it's an Anaconda
>Haha, the fools
>Anacondas are a group of snake species that prefer rivers
>Not trees
>Fools
>Marco knows that, and gets distracted by knowing it until he realizes that Star is turning blue
>Although she -is- still smiling
>Kinky
>M: "WH-Star! HIYA!"
>KARATE SLEEPER SLAP
>The Snoot, Dooters
>Marco's floor is covered in limp snake and a coughing Princess
>Any innuendo escapes young Diaz
>M: "You gotta stop getting chummy with earth animals, Star."
>S: "-ack- Ow! My most of me~"
>M: "Things must be pretty friendly on Mewni for you to not be afraid of our most cold blooded predators."
>Stockinged legs rear back and Star does an actual frontflip off the carpet
>Right after near-suffocation
>Marco doesn't know what Mewmans are made of but he's pretty sure they would dominate most contact sports if given citizenship on earth
>S: "No, silly! Mewni's covered in Monster nests, Hydra pits and black scars from the age of the Dragons! We don't really have pets any bigger than a poodle."
>She giggles
>S: "Anything else would eat our children in their sleep. Then curse our house to rain indoors forever!"
>Marco stares at Star Butterfly
>This happy, Golucky little ball of sunshine
>From a deathworld
>He can't keep up being stoic
>He chuckles
>S: "H-hey! Stop mocking my lightheartedness!"
>M: "It's not that. I like it!"
>S: "Like what? Being happy? Is that so rare on Earth? You lazy jerks. Don't even have Cloud Giants to oppress you and all you do is mope around."

cont
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>>1442698

>M: "Star, that isn't fair to anybody."
>S: "Fair? Who said anything about a -fair- Marco this is a jungle temple. Step it up, D-man."
>M: "No! Star, life on earth is really hard for some people. You can't judge the human race based off -your- life."
>S: "Oh, Marcoloco. Hello~? I'm a Princess."
>Star has kidnapped an entirely family of Tamarins from the vines
>They will die hugged and loved
>Still totally dyeing from the hugs and love
>Star continues to explain
>S: "It's my job to judge stuff. I gotta -always- be up in the biz. Decidin' precidin' and trying to make things better for everyone!"
>She waves her wand
>The Tamarins are now french maids
>Also, still Tamarins
>Also dyeing
>S: "SEE! Awww~ Wookit their widdle uniforwms!"
>M: "Star. Put those down. They're endangered."
>S: "Endanger of being too cu-"
>M: "We will be arrested."
>S: "Yeah ok."
>Soyez libre, petits singes.
>M: "You cause a lot of unintended harm, you know that?"
>Star flops onto the new grass carpet and rolls to her back
>S: "I do."
>This thought actually seems to trouble her
>Marco kneels down
>M: "I know asking you to curb your enthusiasm would be like asking the heh -Stars- not to shine."
>Marco Diaz has been pulled to the floor
>S: "My royal judgement is that you shall be banished for your criminal puns."
>M: "Haha banished where? The Gas mart?"
>S: "Nah. Just the kitchen. Star needs Marco-Nachos!"
>Marco, ever the people pleaser, makes his way to the nexus of corn chips, cheese and peppers when-

https://youtu.be/17o1OlroNSE?t=7

>Marco's-
>M: "My phone?"
>Rude. How dare you show when I'm telling.
>Marco checks the I.D. and not recognizing it he does what any sensible lad would do
>He hangs up
>The number calls eight-teen more times
>Each one coming faster than the last
>He denies each and every one
>Far too busy making Nachos for himself, his little family and the ray of rainbow sunshine that's come into it
>M: "Star, do you know any spells that'll stop telemarketers?"
>S: "We could declare war!"
>M: "Nevermi~nd."
>Little did he know who was on the other end of that call

MEANWHILE, AT THE BEACH OF ECHO CREEK CITY

>You are Ano-
>Wait, wait no
>You're Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Anon is your friend
>Probably one of the coolest kids you've ever met
>He's funny
>Crazy funny
>A little awkward sometimes but hey, it's High school. Who isn't still growing a personality?
>He's cool to your best friend, Janna
>He tries new things -all- the time
>Which is a huge plus
>You really like this guy
>Which is why it's tearing you apart that he's fighting some giant Sea-Booger to keep the boardwalk safe
>Or, you guess...
>To keep YOU safe
>You did all you could
>Evacuated old ladies
>Fat tourists
>You even carried a kid who sprained his knee
>This isn't normally who you are
>Normally you'd get on your board, save Janna and leg it home
>That's what smart people...REAL people do
>There are no heroes
>Or at least that's what you thought..

cont
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>>1442783

https://youtu.be/_FQqAAedVeQ

>Now you're not so sure
>There goes some kid
>Just some kid
>All alone against something the world should never have put in front of him
>He doesn't have anything to gain from doing this
>Jackie hears a voice she's never stopped listening to since she lost...Aaron.
>"Sweetie. It's ok not to go there. There's still SO much good in this world. Life's an adventure. -Your- adventure. Don't...don't cut it short. For anything. Keep riding. Keep running. Don't stop. Not for anything or anyone but the closest, most precious people to you. I love you."
>She hears her mom
>She remembers the hug she got and how much it didn't stop her from crying
>She looks at Anon swinging his fists at something he cannot defeat
>For a moment she sees her brother
>She sees Aaron, all in uniform rushing into the flames
>Her heart screams for him to stop
>To come back
>She doesn't want to trade the rest of the world for him
>Not again
>Janna pulls her away, getting the group somewhere safe
>Her chest shatters when the explosion comes from the docks
>That's how the world is
>It takes away everything
>Especially from people willing to risk it all for others
>Stupid Anon
>Stupid Aaron
>Stupid, wonderful people who just wanted things to be better
>That's how the world is
>Or at least...that's what you thought
>Ja: "Holy scrud, LOOK!"
>You raise your eyes from the beach
>What you see isn't real
>It can't be
>Anon
>Coming back
>Alive
>Out of the Water, riding on a wave
>He's messed up
>Super messed up
>He smells like rotten fish
>He's bleeding but-
>A: "Hey. Sick landing, right?"
>Oskaar pipes up out of sheer amazement.
>O: "This is gonna be my album cover."
>Anon collapses
>You hug him so close you think you might finish him off
>You are Jackie Lynn Thomas
>Your world has been flipped
>Turned upside down
>Because now, in this dangerous and awful place called life you have a ray of sunshine
>An island
>A rock
>You've got Anon
>He's a hero
>Your hero
>Even when heroes shouldn't exist

[[LORE EPISODE END]]
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>>1442841
Aww yes
>>
Prisma
>>
The
>>
To
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>>1442841
Fuckin' A boys.

Alright so forget monster origins we're gonna have to deal with some survivors' guilt from best girl.
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Rolled 15 (1d20)

roll for anon healing Jackie's emotional baggage
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>>1443141
But last I checked, Janna doesn't have survivors' guilt. She's just a poor homeless girl.
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>>1442841
Libera me from hell sounds in the background.
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>>1443159
>>1443140
>>1443128
>>1443121
>>1443094
stop spamming pls
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>>1443165
We don't know what Janna has. She's an enigma wrapped in a mystery tucked in a toque.
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>>1443193
Wasn't trying to spam, new here and didn't know how to roll.
Sorry.
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>>1443240
Read the first thread on /tg/ for roll rules.
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>>1443228
We DO know that she's poor, and homeless.
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>>1443516
HOLY FUCK DUDE THIS IS GODLIKE.
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>>1443516
10/10 Good job, you're a Hero
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>>1443516
That's awesome dude!

can you make anon as Kamina?
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>>1443516
Dude, that is amazing! That is almost show quality!
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>>1443516
Nice dude, fucking nice.
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>>1443516
YOU! You my friend, WIN! You just win everything!
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>>1443516
Hey, that's some good shit right the-

>Drew Janna "sitting" on Muscles

Pure kino
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>>1443516
>Being a stuttering faggot.
Fuck you, you don't get to be insecure about your art.
Yes, I'm fucking jelly.
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>>1443516
>>1443516
>>1443516

Give me your art handle
Your tumblr
Anything. You need to be credited for this.
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>>1442167
Phasing soon?
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>>1444242
Never Ever, maybe there's a chance when JJ makes his return and Crusty comes back.
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>>1444386
I meant in Star Vs Quest. Crusty is dead.
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>>1442698
>>1442783
>>1442841
That was fucking based Questy, it's an honour to serve under you sir.

>>1443516
This is based as fuck also anon
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>>1443525
>>1443528
>>1443560
>>1443563
>>1443564
>>1443568
>>1443571
>>1444442
Thanks

>>1443574
you shouldn't be jelly i based most of the stuff in your drawings

>>1443530
Here

>>1443669
sorry, i don't have either of them
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>>1444473
Thanks to you I can almost die happy now. All I need is for Momma to come back and then I can fully die happy.
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>>1443516
That first panel and the cock smirk of Anon.
Nice.
Question tho whats up with the Coon eyes? He just got bags under his eyes or something like that from lack of sleep?
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>>1444505
yeah those are bags under his eyes
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I regret nothing
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>>1444520
I will pray for you, brother.
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>>1444520
It was for 30 seconds. Just hop right back in.
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>>1444522
I would like to state that Quest himself told me to do it.
The most unfortunate part is that writefagging fromne is over now. It was a good run. Though being baited by the QM is new
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>>1444473

Well, for now and for what it's worth your work is appreciated. If you ever and I mean EVER get a page for your art let me know. We will celebrate you for aeons, friendo.

>>1444505
We can only assume that a diet of pure tendies and insomnia have left our boy a little 'marked' for the dark side of things, yah?


CLARIFICATION POST!
WHEN WE START THE SESSION I AM GOING TO TRY SETTING "QUEST OBJECTIVES" RATHER THAN GIVING LIMITED CHOICES PER INTERACTION

IN OUR NEXT SESSION WE WILL START WITH OUT FIRST SET OF OBJECTIVES

>HEAL CONCUSSION
>GET HOME OR EXPLORE AREA
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>>1443516
That's some top quality stuff
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>>1442783
ayo hol up
Marco doesn't know Jackie's number?
Ain't he got a crush on her?
Most of the time if you got a crush on someone you get their number before you get their NAME.
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>>1445600
You really think the person who spent god knows how long just nodding at Jackie had the guts to get her phone number?
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>>1445609
Huh. So he's really that awkward?
If you're so afraid of losing the girl that you don't ask her out, then you already lost her.
I ain't saying you gonna land every catch you fancy
but you miss all the ones you don't throw.
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>>1445618
Yep, Marco had like a 2000 step plan that didn't even involve talking to her until Junior year.
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SESSION START

>You are Anon
>14 year old, level 6: ???

https://pastebin.com/UHYYajzX

>You have been on an adventure for the past week
>Got some fancy powers
>Literally made a new friend/conjoined twin in your Monsterous right arm
>Got a second Mom
>Lost that second Mom
>Met the thiccness queen of interdimensional travel
>Got a portal gu- er Scissors
>Killed some Trolls
>Got jumped by a werewolf with questionable progressive views
>It's a good thing nobody in your family goes bald
>Or you'd be thinning already
>You are currently concu-
>AH!
>AAAH the ringing in your ears!
>It hurts
>You can barely see
>Ok, you're REALLY concussed...and in a swamp somewhere
>A signpost with a humanoid skeleton hanging off it stands before you
>One half of the sign points WEST
>It reads "Kingdom of Mewni"
>You've heard of that place
>It's where that magical bimbo comes from
>Star Butterfly
>She's their actual princess
>Year of our Trump 2017 and they still have monarchies in this backward place
>Shiggidus Diggidus
>The other half of the sign points EAST
>It reads "Castle Ornifex"
>Which you're not sure of...
>It sounds familiar
>Luna called that creepy bird guy an 'Ornifex.'
>Ludo...
>The name makes you tremble with hate
>He ripped your gateway to magic apart
> THE BOOK
>Which took your patron matron away
>Luna wouldn't want to see you like this
>Covered in your own blood
>Soot
>Swamp slime
>Behind you in the swamp proper is a maze of waist high-water
>You see it begins to bubble on it's own in the deeper parts
>You have one objective for now


>HEAL YOURSELF

What do?
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>>1445618
9 YEARS OF NODDING

NINE
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>>1445752
3 MINUTES EARLY

WE'RE GOING FASTER!

Guess we find a hiding spot (Star's talked about the monsters in Mewni pretty often) and then begin reforming flesh on Muscles and ourself. Simply close smaller wounds and halt bleeding on big ones.

Once we're done we can go home and finish the job there. Don't wanna drop blood on the floor.

Also maybe open a portal to send a fly after the werewolf to keep track of him. Maybe a flea?
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>>1445752
Try using the scissors and when that doesnt work,update our Headbook status. Priorities.
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Try to rev that skeleton and have it take us somewhere we can eat and rest.
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>>1445752
Heal by crushing local wildlife in our fists!
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>>1445752
Either we can use the scissors to move into a hospital supply room to heal, or limp to Mewni and find some magic bullshit to heal Anon with.

I'm voting we don't risk getting magic-aids from Mewni and try going for natural, human healing. Maybe try BLOOD FOR BLOOD on some human bloodbags if we can get our hands on some.
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>>1445752
>raise mewmanoid skeleton
>have him Blood for Blood you
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>>1445761
This
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>>1445752
bfb on anything we could get our hands on
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>>1445752
We are in an unknown environment and hurt. We raise a bodyguard or two and then we explore the surroundings.
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>>1445761
this
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>>1445761
Sounds like a plan.
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>>1445761
Supporting
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>>1445770
We could probably SEE better from the skeleton than our current condition honestly.
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>>1445755
He's the ultimate orbiter
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Start draining everything except muscles with BfB. The trees the algae, any nearby insects.

Drain, EVERYTHING.
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>>1445752
>>1445770
>>1445752
Look for corpses to raise.
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Rolled 10 (1d10)

>>1445761
>>1445770

WITH THOUGHTFUL ACTION

>You don't have to do this alone
>Your time in Hekaworld taught you that
>Tiny dead things take no effort to pull up from the dirt
>To make the dead walk
>That's one of your gifts
>You eye the skeleton, impaled on this ancient signpost
>Not a scrap of clothing
>Nothing indicative of him but a single brass tooth in his oddly pristine chompers
>A: "R-...rise."

ROLL WILL
d20 + 8!
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Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
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Rolled 11 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
rollan
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>>1445801
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Rolled 16 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
ANON WILLS IT
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Rolled 10 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
Here goes.
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Rolled 8 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
Levantate!
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Rolled 5 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
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Rolled 15 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
LET'S NOT FUCK IT UP!
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Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
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Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
YOU WILL OBEY
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Rolled 20 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1445801
Papi nita ayuda wey
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Stop rolling we got it
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STOP ROLLING YOU FAGGOTS WE'RE AT 20
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Don't forget quest, we are under half health so we get a bonus right?
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>>1445801
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>>1445810
>>1445810
GANADOR!

>16

>>1445819

Agrega dos

>>1445807
+2


>20 total

>Anon succeeds on raising the skeleton

>+1 Skeltal
>Medium Humanoid
>Anon now has +6 will

>You force yourself onto your knees
>Your human wand wavers in the air
>Something about this pain you feel
>The weak tether you have to life makes this simpler
>You feel invisible threads pull from the infinite
>The bones quake
>Shake
> rattle
>Then spring to life!
>The skeltal struggles for a moment, pulling itself free of the post with an audible 'CLack!'
>After falling down, surprisingly graceful it kneels and helps you to your feet
>It doesn't know what's happened
>You can feel the questions it has
>The soul within seems to already know you however
>At least it knows your will
>You look up
>Milliondollarsmile.png
>A: "Hey good lookin'. Know any safe places around here?"
>Wordless, the undead begins to fervently search
>Then points out a round wooden door at the base of one of the swamp trees
>You couldn't even make it out before
>Skelt-bro practically carries you over, then pries at the door edge
>It's coarse and knotted, like the tree it's built into
>No visible handle
>Your skeleton doesn't seem strong enough to open it on their own

WHAT DO?

>Punch in the treedoor (Muscles is currently weakened. Only +4 Str)
>Help Skeleton (Dex)
>Empower Skeleton (Zombie Craft)
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>>1445850
empower skellie
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>>1445850
punch down the tree door
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>>1445850
>Empower Skeleton (Zombie Craft)
Got it for a reason. Might as well use it.
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>>1445850
>Empower Skeleton (Zombie Craft)
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>>1445850
>Empower Skeleton (Zombie Craft)
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>>1445850
>Empower Skeleton (Zombie Craft)
Well Zombie Butler is cool too
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>>1445850
Empower, it might come in handy later.
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>>1445850
>Empower Skeleton
THIS SKELETON WILL BE THE STRONGEST!
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>>1445850
Empower skeltal
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>>1445850
MAKE SKELTAL STRONGER

And give him the ability to speak while we're at it.
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Punch down the door.
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>>1445870
I'm with giving him a voice, communication is key
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>>1445850
Empower the skeltal
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>>1445850
Empower him

Give him the strength to break, and the strength to speak.
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>>1445875
>>1445870
He's a sentient. Giving him a voice and little more ability would be nice. We don't have much flesh to give though.

Wanna say this, but we may need meat to do that.
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>>1445856

>>1445870
Ehh, why not. Let him speak too.
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>>1445856
>>1445858
>>1445861
>>1445862
>>1445875

>You'r not sure how to do this
>When you trained before, you were fitting bones together
>It was all just like a puzzle
>Cept with dead things...and dead people
>Ok, so it's a pretty spooked puzzle
>Still, you think you've got it
>Muscles can barely stretch out but you feel around in the muck and moss filled water
>The smell
>The noises alone make you gag...
>You're rewarded however
>SHHLLUCK!
>With a fistful of rotten roots, worms, snakes and forgotten gator-like things
>You morph the mess on the ground, letting flesh twist to awful new shapes
>Some of their blood splashes to you settling the pounding in your head

>+2 Hp

>You offer the mass of flesh to your Skeleton
>They hesitate
>They're afraid
>This must all be a bit much for them

What do?

>Command Skelt
>Reassure Skelt
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>>1445901
>Reassure
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>>1445901
>Reassure Skelt
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>>1445901
Reassure skelt. What're they afraid of, dying?
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>>1445901
>Reassure Skelt
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>>1445901
>>Reassure Skelt
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>>1445901
>Reassure Skelt
We can't be rude to him, we need him far too much.
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>>1445901
Reassure Skeleton.

Tell him (or her, who can tell at the moment) this will make him stronger; he has nothing to fear.
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>>1445901
Command!
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>>1445901
Reassure skeltal

Faith is purest when it is unquestioning
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>>1445901
>Reassure Skelt
no skin off our backs.
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>>1445901
>reassure
DO NOT BULLY SKELTAL
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>>1445901
Reassure.
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>>1445901
Reassure, but condescendingly
"Dude, c'mon. You're already dead. What's worst that could happen?"
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>>1445922
>>1445914

>You know what it's like to be afraid
>All too well
>You're asking alot of this creature
>Even if it's dead
>A: "Hey. What's the worst that could happen?"
>You put your hand over the Skeleton's and let them see what you intend
>As your mind opens they start to understand
>You feel them pulling at your memories
>You see a few of theirs as well
>Your eyes shoot open when you realize
>Just as the Skeleton falls into your mound of meat

https://youtu.be/TWcrBeG6PuA

>A: "You're no skelebro..."
>The flesh wraps to bone
>Contorts to the joints
>Un-needed bits fall to the earth as unnatural systems merge
>What stands before you is a creature unlike what you imagined
>Soft features
>Gentle, nimble hands
>A pit for one eye, and an amalgam prism for the other
>S: "Master..."
>It rasps
>Then giggles
>It sounds like crickets chirping
>S: "What's good?"
>You are Anon
>14 year old Necrodude
>You have just summoned your first skelebro
>...and she's eternally grateful

>WHAM!
>wham! wham!
>BRRACK!
>With the two of you the door comes open
>S: "Come. Safe inside."
>She slides down the pitch black hole without any hesitation
>You hold a moment, considering what to do
>Muscles groans into your head
>He's losing even more strength
>Simply too rended to seal himself
>A: "Fuck..."
>boom
>What was that?
> BOOM
>You whip around
>Searching for the source of the noise
>As your eyes drift up you see it
>A towering beast, covered in hanging vines
>A corpulent, building stomach atop a pair of Redwood Sized stilt-legs
>It screams into the air, breathing glittering green flames
>A: "That's a swamp drake!?"
>Skelta pops back out of the darkness
>S: "Master! Come!"
>A: "This is horse shit!"
>S: "MASTER!"
>A: "HORSE SHIT ON A BRICK!"
>She pulls you down
>Closes the door behind you
>Now you're together in some sort of hidey hole
>There's bugs all over
>She gathers them into a pile, presenting you the squirmy hill with a smile
>S: "Eat. Make master strong."

What do?
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>>1445989
Drain the bugs, no need to eat them.
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>>1445989
Eat, we need the strength
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>>1445989
CONSUME BUGS FOR HEALTH! Blood for blood!
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>>1445989
Eat,this is nothing compared to that fish
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>>1445989
Eat them all
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>>1445989
Eat them.

She knows more about this place than we do, and odds are we've eaten worse.
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>>1445989
Drain life
We can ressurect some afterwords
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>>1445989
Drain them of life.

Please do thank her though.
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>>1445989
drain the bugs
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>>1446014
NONONONOOO! Bad idea to rez something you've killed!
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>>1446021
nvm This
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>>1445989
Oh, before we forget, we should ask for her name.
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>>1445989
Eat the bugs.

Hakuna Matata
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>>1446022
It's a bug
What's the worst it could do?
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Drain life the bugs.
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>>1445989
Seems like we're BfB-ing the bugs.
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>>1446035
Cast bug spells because it's extremely pissed you killed it then brought it back to life.

Some Lich King shit.
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>>1446042
>cast bug spells
Mewgga what
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>>1446047
Don't have it on me, but there's an official art page talking about spells that was for the Star vs The Forces of Evil

Mentioned bugs that can cast spells if it's pissed off, one of which being "a thousand paper cuts on ones heart" or something like that.
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>>1445989
Drain bugs.
Ask her about the surrounding area. Also her name.
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>>1445989
>devour/drain them bugs
did we raise squiggly?
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>>1445989
Get health, portal out
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>>1446068
Dude holy shit YES
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>>1445989

>Overwhelming bug eating support
>Gross

>A: "This better be like how the Disney Nazis said it would..."
>You mutter, gripping into the pile with Muscles
>As you speak the rhyme that would normally heal you nothing happens
>A: "What in all fuck?"
>You hear a splash
>The Zombella you've made is slapping her hands into the standing water that's coalesced into the corner
>S: "Hehee! Flip flop. Flip! Flipflop!"
>Fuck is she doing?
>No matter
>You glare at the mound of wriggling things
>Your fist clenches
>SPLAT!
>uGH
>A: "EEUUUGGGH!"
>You had to do it
>Muscle-fist the insect pile
>You HAD to do it, didn't you
>Now there's insect viscera everywhere
>It's in your werewolf wounds
>It's in your mouth
>As their life force drains out into the air though...you feel it
>Power
>Vitality
>All that they had fills your chest with breath
>Steadies your head and eyes
>The ringing stops
>Your blood feels hot and steady
>S: "Master! Look!"
>Your new zombono has caught some freaky tadpole thing
>It's the size of a damn bulldog
>Covered in blinking lights
>S: "It struggles! Haha!"
>She bites it's fucking eye out while it's squirming
>S: "MMm."
>She doesn't stop
>Not even to really chew
>Eventually the damn thing dies
>Eventually
>Midway through she offers it toward
>S: "Oh! Showwy Mashtew. Yew want somf?"

>A: "This is just like one of my doujins."
>S: "Hwah?"

Anon is now at half health
25 hp
Muscles is sealing up, stabilizing his power at +4 str

What do?
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>>1446080
>>1446068
Stop it, you're getting attached.
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>>1446089
Now we Stay The Fuck Away From The Drake
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>>1446089
Let's drain the tadpole for more health.
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>>1446089
>N-no thanks.
>Ask for her name
>Ask about Swamp Drakes
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>>1446089
Eat it!
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>>1446089
HEAL UP ENOUGH TO USE THE SCISSORS
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>>1446089
Eat the tadpole then give our zombrah a name.

Also, hows she doing in the chesticle department.
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>>1446110
This; info is key in any game.

Be it war, killing, or even waiting.

But let's try and drain the tadpole for extra health, though.
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>>1446089
>Sure, why not. Absorb the tadpole.
>Ask for name.
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>>1446105
Supporting
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>>1446089
"No thanks, you can have it." We should get back to the werewolf soon. Make sure its... do we want it dead, or do we want it alive? It is sort of a person
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>>1446089
ask if she knows any weaknesses about the drake. also let her eat tadpole,

>>1446094
it's more that squiggly is a much more pleasant thing to think of than a real rotting corpse.
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>>1446110
These are good, I support this post.
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>>1446089
Drain all life you can find within the hole until we are healed, besides the Zombella of course. Then we get scissors and get the fuck outta here.
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>>1446060
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Scissors out to home with new servant.
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>>1446127
This
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>>1446105
This
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>>1446110

Her name is skelta

>Skelta pops back out of the darkness
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>>1446129
Anon doesn't know these spells.
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>>1446156
Yeah, but I was saying that for all we know, Mewni insects may know spells that can fuck us up if we're not careful.

We don't know. We gotta be careful around everything we see.
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>>1446166
If they knew those spells they would have used them before we consumed them dumbass
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>>1446176
Ey mang, I know we aint fooked now. I'm saying otha stuff we see here may fuck Anon up.

He's in an alien world where magic exists in large amounts, according to Luna; what's to say other animals wont know magic to try and fuck our boy up?
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>>1446193
Alright, that's true.
But what's stopping us from res'ing the insects we just killed
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Rolled 6 (1d10)

>>1446103
>>1446110
>>1446119
>>1446124

>You pop outside for a moment, take one look at that Jurassic Park Steven Spielberg Panorama scene motherfucker and decide
>Nope
>Well, maybe
>Maybe when Muscles can give somebody the shining finger
>Or when you've got more Zombozos
>You come back inside
>Find Zembella still holding out the tadpole
>You look down reflexively
>Green tiddies
>You cover your eyes so fast you basically slap yourself in the head
>A: "N-no! NO THANKS! Do you know anywhere else I could get some warm bodies? Or maybe an asprin?"
>S: "Ass..."
>Muscles jerks half awake
>S: "Perin?"
>He sleep
>You hold your human hand out to keep from looking down
>She's dead
>She's got the brain of a five year old
>That's enough to warrant some nopes
>Maybe a littl-
>NO
>no
>Bad, Anon
>A: "You know -anything- about this place? Do you know your name?"
>She thinks hard
>You see a worm squiggle out of her ear
>She sniffs
>It's sucked back inside
>RIP
>S: "This Monster Land...Frog-Bog."
>She looks up at you
>S: "This where die...doing trade. Deal. I don't...me not..."
>She weeps orange tears from her kaleidoscope eye and empty hole
>She drops the fish
>Hugs you
>Grooosssssss
>Tiddies tho
>Still Groossssssss
>S: "Me know you. Anon. Give life. No longer...nothing."
>She pulls back
>S: "What want? Want me kill? Kill things? Me march. Me fight."
>She stands up to her full height
>Oh, sweet saperella
>She's huge
>Six foot four, at least
>With some weird faded markings on her hands and face
>Can't be tattoos...you -made- that skin for her
>Did her soul do this?
>A: "Look. I'm not after a fight. Not right now."
>You nurse your head
>A: "We gotta get out of here. I gotta get home."
>You pull the scissors from your jacket, they're a little wet
>After giving them a good swish you slice the air...
>Your eyes cross from the pain
>Focusing
>It takes so much effort to focus

ROLL A D100
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Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1446228
Rottin
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Rolled 5 (1d100)

>>1446228
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Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1446228
Ooooh, d100s I see.
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Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1446228
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Rolled 35 (1d100)

>>1446228
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>>1446235
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Rolled 15 (1d100)

>>1446228
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Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1446228
Oh shit mate.
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Rolled 28 (1d100)

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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1446228
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Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1446228
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Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1446228
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Rolled 96 (1d100)

>>1446228
GOTTA GET BACK
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Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1446228
OH shiiiiiet
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>>1446246
welp,we are staying here for a while.
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>>1446228
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Rolled 8 (1d100)

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Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1446228
LOOKS LIKE WITH THESE ROLLS WE GON' RIP AND TEAR!
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Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1446228
AW SHIT MANE

>>1446223
Resentment towards their master.

Yeah, I know they're bugs, and don't know spells after we just crushed them all, but who knows. Maybe they will get pissed and swarm us and we'll lose some health, which is the opposite of what we want.
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Rolled 49 (1d100)

>>1446228
Tonights the night we die fellas
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Rolled 34 (1d100)

>>1446228
Shouldn't hurt to get some healing. We can rend Muscles some tissue to at least let him reform for starters.
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Y
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So in case you sick fucker were thinking about it, here is 3 reasons why we shouldn't fuck the Zombo.

1)We have actual living waifus that are into us. Just wait you motherfuckers.

2) Nigga that thing is a corpse. Not fresh dead or even close to it but a fucking corpse with rotting bits in it. This is how you get diseases and shit dude.

3) If she is anything to us beside a meat shield, SHE IS OUR DAUGHTER YOU FUCKERS. HER SMILE IS FOR PROTECTING. I REPEAT.
ZOMBO. DAUGHTER. IS. NOT. FOR. SEXUAL.
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>>1446278
>not wanting to fuck your corpse daughter

Ha, FAGGOT!
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>>1446278
Nigga nobody was even thinking about that
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>>1446278
4) if our last minions are any indication, she'll probably be a sacrifice for you.
We have to work on that.
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>>1446278
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>>1446278
yeh nah, we bangin' zombo pus 2nite
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>>1446246
>>1446246

>A 15

Well.

Would you look at that?

SESSION PAUSE UNTIL 10PM U.S. CENTRAL TIME

INTRO POST INCOMING FOR CASTLE AVARIUS
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>>1446278
what the fuck man
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>>1446278
Nigga, no one was thinking of fucking the use-to-be skeleton now made of swamp flesh.

Now BECAUSE you told us not to, people are gonna try anyway! You fool!

>>1446300
Wait...

AW SHIT MANE
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>>1446300
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
CLOSE THE PORTAL CLOSE THE PORTAL
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>>1446330
I agree with this chap.
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>>1446300
IT JUST ON AND FUCKING OFF ISNT IT!
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>>1446300
> Castle Avarius
Shit, that's Ludo's place isn't it?
If so, our work is clear.
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Plan:
Find one of Ludo's monsters
Make sure he's alone
Make Zombie girl grapple him
BfB until he's dry
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>>1446300
looks like its round 2.
this time with some tactical sneaking and assassinations.
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>>1446364
This
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>>1446364
how do we make sure he doesn't scream for help?
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>>1446371
Zombie titties.
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>>1446348
>Wanting to attack Ludo's forces with 25 hp and Muscles at only half strength
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>>1446278
It was a titty glance, those don't mean shit dude. Everyone glances at bare titties. Straight, gay, man, woman. It's genetic.

>>1446300
Well shit.
There's no chance of us popping up in his parents house is there? I'm guessing that was castle a2
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>>1446371
Slash his throat? Gag him?
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>>1446374
>>1446383
either way, this plan might work.
Depends on where we emerge from, though.
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>>1446364
or you know, use the scissors again to get the fuck out. we're in no position to fight
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>>1446403
Hey who knows we might a free castle out of it.
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>>1446300
Can we get Zombina's stats?
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We should get a minion, gib him, and once we are healed up we portal home to (relative) safety
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>>1446429
BAD IDEA
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>>1446300
Skela stats plz
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So... will we keep her around? Feed her things? Will she get smarter and act a cute?
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>>1446605
make her eat eggs, they are brain food
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>>1446605
She will act LEWD
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>>1446618
she better not. Anon's house only has room for one ho, and that's Anon's mom.
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>>1446618
She's a corpse.

Even Anon has higher standards.
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>>1446686
>implying a boy blushing to zombo boobs is gonna have high standards
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Guys, let's visit hecathicc soon, it's probably been a few thousand years since we saw her, plus we can use herdimension like a hyperbolic time chamber.
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>>1446686
>Implying zombies aren't besto
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>>1446691
Dude, we haven't even slain a swamp drake yet. We need to make at least SOME progress before visiting her, otherwise we'll just disappoint her.
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5 MINUTES
REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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>>1446694
LOOK, IF YOU ASSHOLES REALLY WANT TO SEE ANON BANG ZOMBIE CHICK, THEN FUCKING WAIT UNTIL WE CAN TURN HER FORM TO TRUE UNDEAD, INSTEAD OF CHILDLIKE ROTTEN FLESH BAG SHE IS NOW! !!!!

Fucker is late.
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>>1446711
Toclarify, a true undead is
>completely indistinguishable from the living, except for the being kill part
>intelligent and capable of learning
>powerful
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>>1446711
>>1446718
At that point, you might as well just fuck a human.
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>>1446694
not when she looks more like pic related than your pic
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>>1446721
I think that's the point
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>Your portal opens
>Oh Christ on a crackerjack box
>Your head
>You plummet forward, tumbling down a set of stone steps
>You land on your back with an ugly CR-ACK!
>Zombina leaps after you
>She tries to help
>She still has the fish
>It's in her mouth
>At least it keeps her from talking
>Once you're on your feet you look up and see a castle
>It's huge
>Foreboding
>Abandoned in appearance
>There's TP tossed over every tree in the front courtyard
>Skeletons
>Skeletons everywhere
>Z: "Friendsh?"
>A: "Not yet...but maybe."
>This place looks trashed
>There's crushed cans of Woohoo everywhere
>A gameboy
>Holy shit a whole game boy
>No batteries
>Of course
>The front gates on the castle are being held together with 2x4s and hope
>You see sparkly residue on the sides

>Your scissors are clearly not doing the do right now
>What do?
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>>1446728
Pocket the gameboy.

Raise a few more skeletons from the dead, as many as Anon can handle without harming himself in any way.
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>>1446728
Break down skeletons and use them to augment Zombina with armor and claws.
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>>1446728
Take the gameboy!
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>>1446728
res some skeletons and BfB until full health or near that
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>>1446733
This
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>>1446733
Support
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>>1446734
Also; do this if it doesn't lower Anon's will at all. Both to Zombetta and the other zombies raised.

There might be enough to satisfy both wants.
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>>1446733
support
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>>1446728
Pocket gameboy and let's get the fug outta here. If we're too weak to take on a swamp drake, we're too weak for Ludo. Let's just go find a couple of rabbits or something to heal up and then go home.
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>>1446728i think we should pocket the gameboy
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>>1446733
We do this, but also BfB a few as we go to heal up
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>>1446728
Let's give the zombie some armor so she isn't nekkid like >>1446734 suggested
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>>1446728
Take the gameboy and find things to use BfB.
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>>1446728
pocket the gameboy and use the scissors to get home
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>>1446737
Supporting.
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>>1446728
Take the gameboy andany bones you and zombie can carry and go throuth the portal
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>scissors ambiguously don't work so now we can't leave

CHOOO CHOOOO!!
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>>1446728
Supporting:
>>1446733
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>>1446733
I can get down to this.

Also, I elect we check the place out. It seems like the sort of style that the Monsters wouldn't just sit pretty on.
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>>1446728
Also can we get her stats?
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>>1446761
It's more we are still fucked and need to heal.
Do that and we should get home no problem.
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>>1446761
They do work. We just haven't fully healed from our concussion. If we voted for opening portals until we finally got home we could probably do it. It'd be a long and boring session, though.
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>>1446728
>>1446734
This.
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All this adventure and nigs wanna go back home instead
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>>1446815
>He wants to be pounded by the Frog again
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>>1446823
A somewhat swole frog is the least of our worry's dosnt even measure up
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>>1446733
>>1446734
>>1446746
>>1446751
>>1446764
>>1446795


>You breathe deep
>The air here is moist
>Dank
>Some might find the scent repulsive
>Not you
>You sense power here
>The skeletons that lie forgotten
>Monuments
>To lives once proudly lived
>Your concussion seems to help you listen
>You hear their last moments
>Struggling
>Fighting
>Falling to a force they were told there was no point in fighting
>You feel their sadness
>Their hope
>Their rage
>This was their last stand
>Where they risked it all...and lost
>Their defeat hangs here like a soaked shroud
>Smothering the air
>You raise your hands...and put the GB in your pocket
>A: "I've still got Leaf Green back in my stash closet. Gonna nostalg that shit later."
>THEN YOU COMMAND THE DEAD TO RISE

>ROLL WILL d20 + 6!


Will provide stats for all undead risen provided the roll succeeds
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
>1d20 + 6)
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
RISE
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
Rollan
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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>>1446848
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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
FOR MOTHER
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
WE ROLLIN'
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446862
YOU FAIL
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>>1446862
Try again, you're the winner.
dice+1d20+6 in the options field.
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
UN EJERCITO PARA MI
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Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

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>>1446848
>Leaf Green
>compatible with a classic Gameboy
Ohh Anon, you poor, poor soul.
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Rolled 8 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
Alzaos!
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>>1446848
RISE

AND THRIVE ONCE MORE
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hey guys if we fuck up this time we can try again, this isn't life or death
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446894
DAMMIT

>>1446882
DOUBLE DAMMIT
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Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446882
God damn it
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1446848
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Rolled 18 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

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>>1446896
Yes it is, last I checked we get hurt if we fail the rolls.
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Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1446862
>>1446871
You won first but hecked up your dice

>>1446882
Then you won

Flipping a coin!

HEAVEN OR HELL!
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heaven
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>>1446871
Better this I guess
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Rolled 2 (1d2)

>>1446912
1 = heaven,

2 = hell
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>>1446871
>14

Better than a 9

>>1446912
We saw Hell while dueling with Tom. It's a 2-star vacation spot, let's check out Heaven.
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Let's heal ourselves instead of raising more minions
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>>1446928
I concur with this Anon
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>>1446928
Y'know, we could just have our minions scour for stuff to BfB.
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>>1446933
Yeah. We need blood.

And these bodies may be humanoid, but they sure as hell aint human. Let's not risk mutation by healing our wounds with bones.
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>>1446941
We immune dude
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>>1446949
Forgot, you're right, but it says that using different species can have unintended consequences.
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>>1446952
We also almost dead dude
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>>1446912
>>1446862
>>1446871

WINNER!

>14 total
>A failure


>>1446859
-2

>The threads scream as you pull them
>Like piano-wire ground against teeth
>You choke
>Blood squirts from your eyes and nose
>Your head swims
>You fall to your knees
>You hear them
>The souls
>They felt you but you couldn't pull them free
>They're begging
>They cry for your help
>You've failed them
>That was too much to try all at once
>You cough up a lung
>You're losing a lot of blood
>A: "Fuck."

>Anon takes 4 damage (-2 for each failed res)
>He has 21 hp remaining

>YOU STILL CURRENTLY HAVE ONE UNDEAD

>She-Zomb

Lvl 6 Zombie

>Str +2
>Dex +2
>Con +2
>Wis -2
>Cha -4
>Int -4

>Muscles is crawling toward her
>He's so hungry
>He perks up as your eyes lower on her
>Z: "Muh?"
>You hear something from inside the castle
>A door slamming
>Someone might be on their way


>That didn't work
>What do?
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>>1446965
Hide
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>>1446965
Scissors and fuck off!
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HIDE
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>>1446965
Hide out in a nearby bush for spying. And make sure Susan stays quiet too.
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>>1446965
Have zombie girl lay on us as we play dead
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>>1446965
hide
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>>1446965
Hide
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>>1446965
>hide and get She-Zomb to hide too
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>>1446965
If we can scissors, GTFO. Being in Hell's probably better than here.

Otherwise, hide. Get the zombie to follow and keep quiet.
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>>1446965
I don't want to hide, because we have shit dex, but I don't see any other thing we could do.

Maybe there's an oversized skull somewhere around here.
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>>1446965
Hide
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>>1446970
Changing my vote to scissors
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>>1446965
>Hide with She-Zomb
We could have fucking augmented her, but nooooooo. You faggots wanted more minions and we lose HP instead.
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>>1446965
supporting >>1446969
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>>1446965
Hide and have She-zomb hide too.
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>>1446965
We ninjaz now, we be hidin'.
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Oh, goodness just look at the time

TIME TO COUNT!
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>>1446993
Looks like it. I'd rather risk using the scissors and dropping in the middle of anywhere else, but that aint happening.

GET THE PURPLE PAINT, BOYZ
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News from the Discord: Dimensional Scissors will be unreliable until we either reach full health or take an extended rest. Until then, refer to the d100 for where we end up.
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>>1447016
Behold my amazing luck
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>>1447026
Forest of Itchiness
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>>1447026
>Forest of Itchiness
You fucking suck, Aku.
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>>1447026
Did Quest ASK For a roll!?
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>>1447026
Lemme show you how its done
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Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1447032
AKU DOES NOT NEED PERMISSION
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>>1447032
Nah, he's just testing out his all powerful dark emperor luck. It's shit.
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Rolled 67 (1d100)

>>1447035
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>>1447026
>>1447035
>>1447040
>>1447033
STOP ROLLING YOU MONGRELS
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>>1447016
>>1447016

Thank you

>Hide wins overwhelmingly


>You drag your sorry ass off these steps
>You fall
>Zombella catches you, moving with odd purpose toward one of the giant stone skulls in the courtyard
>You can feel it
>She knows your will
>You didn't even need to command her
>She hoists the Rocky Skull with surprising ease and urges you under it
>You are both inside, little blinking eyeballs in the shadows
>Is tha-
>Yep
>Your arm is in her
>A: "Grrrrooooooosss!"
>Gross
>Z: "Sorry, Master. Too many holes."
>It's true
>Her stomach is just a cavity
>You see that fish's eyeball plop out of her into one of the two beams of light coming in from the skull's eyes
>A monster walks out onto the steps
>You don't recognize him
>He's...a dinosaur?
>No
>Some kind of lizard
>With sick hair
>He's in a posh suit
>He's alone
>You consider what to do for a moment, eyeing your scissor blades in the spotlight
>The glint catches off the side of the castle
>He turns and looks dead at you
>You freeze
>...
>???: "I'll try the forest..."
>With that, he's gone
>Walks right out into the swamps
>Didn't even have any survival gear
>A: "That's not how you Operate in the zone."
>You mutter through bloody spittle
>That guy wasn't with Ludo
>No way
>He also seemed to have not found what he was after here
>This place is probably empty

>The castle could serve as a shelter for now
>Maybe more if you get enough time
>You sure need the break
>Or maybe you could just try and get home

What do?
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>>1447033
>Johansen Castle
>>1447035
>Forest of Itchiness
>Again

H U B R I S
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>>1447043
We need that rest now, we can't risk any more damage
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>>1447043
try and get away undetected
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>>1447043
Rest
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>>1447043
Rest in castle
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>>1447043
>Toffee

RUN!
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>>1447043
AUGMENT
ZOMBINA
Give her bone plate and Claws.

Also, PANIC
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>>1447043
We can try the castle. Trying for a small chance to get home will just waste our time and possibly risk Anon's health.

I say if possible, raise one from the dead, just one, to serve as a scout while female Zombie helps keeps Anon stable.
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>>1447043
Into the castle. We can always scissor away if Toffee comes back.
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>>1447053
he left us dude, hes gone
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>>1447043
OK Gentlemen, let's calm down. That was Toffee, but there's no reason to panic. Let's wait a moment, for him to leave. And then let's go out and try to find some wildlife to heal ourselves.
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>>1447043
Let's beef up our zombie minion with some bone armor, then we'll need to rest.
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>>1447043
use the scissors again! may lady luck be soft with us.
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>>1447043
>Rest for a bit. Be absolutely sure this guy is away from us before we do ANYTHING.

>When we're rested enough to stop having a concussion, get going home.
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>>1447043
Zombie Craft and go rest.
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>>1447044
HUBRIS DOESNT EXIST
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>>1447043
Rest
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>>1447070
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Guys we aren't a major danger to his plans and we have no known benefits he wants so he'll just leave us alone
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>>1447043
Sleepy times
Have Zombella keep watch as we sleep
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>>1447074
But...
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>>1447078
we could even be allies if our interest don't collide
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>>1447078
Tbh we have no idea what would happen if he met us and I don't care to find out
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>>1447085
>waterfolk
AcidSilver, stop
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Wait guys, I just remembered something. It's a bad idea to sleep after you get a concussion.
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>>1447043
take nap in castle
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>>1447043
>>1447068
Okay, guys. New plan.

>Step 1: After being rested enough to focusedly do so, visit Hekapoo.
>Step 2: Tell her about the stuff with the Werewolf bite, as well as the stuff that proceeded afterwards; coincidentally, be sure to mention seeing the lizard in the business suit.
>Step 3: ????
>Step 4: Toffee is dealt with early.
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>>1447086
Doubt it. We share disliking Ludo, but he knows we're young. I doubt he'd make allies with us knowing the monster arm we got and magic we have.

Either he'll try to brainwash Anon to his side, or kill him fast before he can beceome a larger problem later.
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>>1447097
This sounds good
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>Literally no one's voting to heal ourselves
Am I working with mentally disabled people?
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>>1447093
That doesn't take into consideration having some of it healed by various BFB spells. Its probably the equivalent of a several week old one.
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>>1447080
Go to Ludo's bed and sleep in there as Zombella keeps watch
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>>1447108
no you idiot thats asking for death
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>>1447099
I got to stop saying "we" with Anon.

>>1447103
There's nothing around but bones. We need something with more flesh and blood.
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>>1447108
Yeah this is pretty good idea, nobody is in the castle anyways
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>>1447116
we should use those bones to give our zombie a suit of bone armor
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>>1447116
OK, then why don't we fucking go searching for more fleshy beings to kill for health instead of sleeping in Ludos bed like Goldilocks.
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>>1447114
Toffee was slinking around looking for something, it obvious there's no one in the castle
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>>1447123
as long as it requires no checks, i'm with you
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>>1447125
You still want to risk it? Again, consider how long an EXTENDED rest is several hours at most
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>>1447123
Aside from bugs, we don't know what other wildlife there is here. I do say this is a MUCH, MUCH better decision than straight up resting in the castle than scouring the place for the off chance a few minions are there to feed blood off of, but we need some animals that aren't as dangerous as the swamp dragon, which is a roll of the dice.
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>>1447125
Looking for Ludo to bait him into the Keikaku?
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guys, before we leave the castle

let's take a shit in Ludo's bed
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>>1447138
this
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>>1447138
NO STOP IT
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>>1447138
No.
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>>1447138
this
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>>1447138
I'd rather steal it to replace anon's burnt one.
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>>1447138
Can we just sleep in the skull?

Please? I don't wanna risk us getting caught.
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>>1447149
How do you think we go about fixing that by the way?
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>>1447149
I mean if it fits through the portal..
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>>1447154
Just replace it with a better bed
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>>1447159
No no i mean the WHOLE ROOM
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Ludo's room is probably in the middle of his castle, one that would sstill have henchmen in it even if most left, and probably has traps all over the place
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>>1447164
skeletal labor and stealing the materials needed
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>>1447176
wait what about Ludo's mom? I never mentioned her. I was talking about the VERY REAL risks about going into the castle
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>>1447171
Not a bad idea...
Also we should really collect some bones
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>>1447186
My B, misread.
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>>1447186
The place is abandoned, if its not we'll go back to find stuff to heal our self with like bugs and leeches.
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>>1447199
>Assuming its abandoned
>assuming we'll survive an encounter with 21 health
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>>1447199
>>1447204
>Assuming Toffee isn't still hanging around and not just trying to fuck with us.
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>>1447218
>Assuming Toffee even cares about us
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>>1447218
Toffee and his 10D chess
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>>1447220
>Toffee and his 14D underwater ping pong
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>>1447204
"I rather the devil i know than the devil i dont"
At least here we know what are we dealing with.
Using the scissors could send us to an even worse place.
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>>1447234
I never suggest we use the scissors
>>1447097
We should do this
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>>1447097
I vote this.
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>>1447097
Voting for this.
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>>1447097
I vote against visiting Heckapoo. She'll just mock us for trying to use her as a crutch.

What I think we should do is find the universes best Library (Not the book dimension) and look up these kinds of werewolves for a self diagnosis and ways of curing it.
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>>1447052
>>1447056
>>1447057
>>1447095
>>1447108
>>1447119
>>1447138
>>1447143
>>1447147
>>1447149
>>1447199
>All these people wanting to do the riskiest thing in existence, especially when Toffee is now a player in all of this
Please don't. There's nothing stopping Toffee from just coming back.
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>>1447269
Why would he come back?
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>>1447269
It's either we go in the castle, or leave and try to somehow find a safer place to go to while in Anon's weak state. Or, we risk another scissor portal.

Besides, why would be come back?
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>>1447287
Why wouldn't he?
What makes you think he hasn't officially called dibs on the place? What makes you think he isn't now living in the place as he did after Ludo was kicked out in the show?
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>>1447298
because he left it and hasn't cleaned it up.
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guys we are still under the rocky skull, we can rest underneath it until we can scissor our way out
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>>1447093
That's because the people observing you can't see symptoms. Not because sleep will actually cause a problem.
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Quest is kill
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I AM RETURNED

Time to count votes
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Actually, question: what's stopping us from Anon having bone armor for himself?

At least temporarily until we get the good armor Hekapoo told us about earlier?
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SO many votes
I'm proud of you, Anons

>Rest in the castle
10 votes

>Escape
3 votes

>Fix up Zombella/Heal
5 votes


THE PATH IS CHOSEN

https://youtu.be/nuSDQ5Z0084?t=1

>After that creep is gone you motion for Zombina to lift the Skull
>She does so dutifully
>You slink out, arm still dragging in the dirt
>A: "Aw, c'mon Muscles. I don't wanna wear you like a scarf."
>You wear muscles exactly like a scarf
>A meat scarf
>A: "Fuck the Pope with a strap on this is nasty."
>You crawl up the stairs, taking a look at the battered doors
>It looks like 'somebody' tried fixing them
>Terribly...
>This is a bad idea
>You know it is...
>Then again, what are your options?
>Sleeping in a hollow log?
>Under Zombilla?
>Nope
>Not today
>Too many chances for infections
>Too many risks
>You push the gates open
>Inside you see a main hall, devoid of the suits of Monster Armor that used to decorate it
>Tapestries of woven silk and twine cover the stone walls
>Theres two doors on your left and right
>A massive open door at the end of the hall
>You see the base of that bone throne down there
>You know there's a steam room, full bathroom and Ludo's bedroom that way
>This is a legit castle
>You could nail the door shut and name yourself king
>King of getting his ass kicked

What do?
>Rest in Hall/Investigate
>Door left?
>Door Right?
>Door Ahead?
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>>1447422
hall/investigate
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>>1447422
>take over castle and use it with undead servants.

c'mon Quest what do you take me for.
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>>1447422
Let's not nail the door shut; Ludo can just scissor portal his way inside.

Have Zombella keep an eye out and guard you. Let's investigate the hall.
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>>1447422
Where else but right?

That IS where Ludo's bedroom is, right?
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>>1447422
let's investigate. Go silently
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>>1447422
Right
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>>1447422
Right door.
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>>1447422
>Door Right?
look through a keyhole or pop the door open a little to peer inside.
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>>1447422
Let's go left! Right is never the right way to go!
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>Explore the left.
Maybe he has come goodies to steal.
Also, I don't want to sleep yet.
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>>1447422
Check out them motherfucking tapestries.

e can learn about how those Mewggers jewed the monsters and then get monsters on our side.
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>>1447436
Changing my vote. We go left.

Last I checked, there was a snack machine there.
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>>1447422
We should use our phone,maybe to call Mom or talking with friends in HB.
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>>1447422
Check cell reception.
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>>1447422
Door left
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>>1447422
Perception check before going left.
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>>1447504
AND DO NOT SLEEP IN THE CASTLE WITH TOFFEE AROUND JESUS FUCKING CHRIST
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Cow! yeah
TI! YEAH
ING! YEAH!
BIRD! NO!
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>>1447534
This bodes well.
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>>1447533
WHY ARE WE EVEN SLEEPING IN THE CASTLE?!
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>>1447422
hey guys what about this why don't we leave the castle of death were Toffee might be waiting for us in some trap?
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>>1447476
Of course this place will have cell reception.
Ludo is without a doubt one of those Blueit faggots. Probably admins on /b/conspiracy and bans any posts that suggests mutants might be unfriendly.
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>>1447554
Swamp Drakes and various other swamp bullshit that would be bad for us in our condition. We don't ant some kind of spiny fish swimming up our dick our a spider nesting in our open wounds do we? Can't have zombina helping with that shit who knows hat festers in her dead flesh.

We need to get dry and arm and this is our best bet.
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>>1447422
Use Cell phone to call for some evac from weird ass castle in the meantime head right, see if you can't find a storage room or even a broom closet to look for.
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Quick reminder that Zombina can be sacrificed for at least 20 HP. I don't want to do it, but it is an option.
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>>1447422
guys we could get star with our phone, I hate the idea but the option is there
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>>1447575
>We don't ant some kind of spiny fish swimming up our dick our a spider nesting in our open wounds do we?

I don't think sleeping in a ruined castle in the forest of certain death will prevent that.
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>>1447607
Don't forget, Toffee made sure to say his thoughts out loud and to leave our field of view. He might be in the Castle waiting for us
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>>1447617
See, a Toffee lurking around also seems like a terrible place to take a fucking nap in. I'd feel safer if we slept in Star's old room in Castle Butterfly
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THE
VOTES

>Stay and investigate
6 votes

Forward
0

Left
4
Right
4

>A secondary tie SPECIAL EVENT


>When you were first here this hall...
>This place felt so forboding
>Now?
>Especially after what you saw outside
>Piles of bodies
>Cut down without weapons or steel armor
>Defending this place
>Their home
>Knowing this is where you lost Luna
>Your friend
>Your guide
>It thickens the sadness you feel pouring out of the stone walls

https://youtu.be/19bBGxf5k6k

>As you wander the main hall, catching your breath you begin to notice patterns
>Every crevice of stone is covered in minute carvings
>Impossible to have been done with chisels
>Impossible even for human hands
>The castle is so old most of the shapes are faded into blobs...but with a close look you can see it
>Stories
>All of them, stories of Monsters
>Monsters who did great things
>Cruel things
>Wonderful things
>Terrible things
>Every one given the same venration
>Stories on the tapestries look newer
>Cruder too
>Done by someone else
>They seem to be images of the Monster's fall
>Of the rise of...humans?
>No
>Mewmans
>These tapestries were made by the conquerers that took this place
>The cloths claim the war was over food
>A war won in the name of the livelihood of the victor
>You're not so sure

cont
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>>1447634

>What of the armors here in the hall?
>They weren't made for humans
>Were they...what did Luna call them?
>Thralls?
>Maybe warriors that bent the knee to their new rulers?
>Who knows?
>Those suits...and their weapons are gone now
>Piles of rust remain where they sat
>With tossed aside iron brushes
>Someone cleaned the suits before taking them
>You hear a clatter from behind you
>You turn, Muscles bulges to as big a size as he can muster
>It's Zombela
>She's wearing a vending machine, with the cord still trailing out of it on her body
>Z: "Haha! Clothes!"
>A: "No, i-"
>Z: "PRetty!"
>A: "You're a block."
>Z: "Preeetiest block!"
>She smiles
>There's that brass tooth again
>If only she could remember anything
>A squeak tickles your ear
>BOOM!
>Pebbles fly from the crater Muscles' reactionary punch left behind
>He's more loosely under your power while you're weakened
>At least he did something that benefited you
>Anon has gained +4 HP
>Anon is at 25 health

>Thanks, Meta info
>You settle down, cradling your head as the pain begins to eb
>Every once in a while you smash another rat
>After a time you start to feel close to healthy enough to walk
>Zombella follows you wordlessly, still wearing that snack box
>You check it for goods
>Cheesy Poofs
>Fuk
>You love cheesy poofs
>When you reached inside a bug fell out of Zombella's groinish region
>Right onto your hand
>It crawled up your sleeve and across your face before trying to escape
>You were frozen with PTSD the whole time
>Didn't even get to enjoy the +1 hp from Muscles mashing it into bug bits
>Not sure if you still love Cheesy Poofs...


ANON IS NOW AT 45 hp

>Go find the Snackroom
>Go to Ludo's Bedroom
>Try the scissors (Con roll to avoid glitches)
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>>1447639
Hmm... We can check the snack room to get that last bit of HP needed to GTFO...

OR, we can raid Ludo's bedroom for anything to steal.

For the time, I vote snackroom. Gotta have a good meal.
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>>1447639
Snack room
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>>1447639
Snackroom
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>>1447639
Let's just bail out if we got the health for it, if not just try to check the snack room out to see what's up there. Maybe something to make scissor use a hell of a lot easier?
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>>1447639
snack room
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>>1447639
>Go find the Snackroom
Q.
Does Zombella have an ass, or just bones?
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>>1447639
>>Go find the Snackroom

What if that Crabman is still here, squatting in the place.
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>>1447639
>Go find the Snackroom
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>>1447639
Go to Ludo's bedroom and SHIT IN HIS BED
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>>1447639
Place was probably emptied hen ho ever it was took everything else.

If there's food anywhere Ludo would have a stash.
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Bedroom, then thiccapoo to sleep in her castle for a couple hundred years.
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>>1447639
>Looks like it's time for the snackroom
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>>1447639
Let us go to the snack room. I want that last 5HP so we get gedda fuck outta here and sleep in OUR bed.
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>>1447679
I'm sure we'd recover at home

May wanna keep an eye on sjw somehow
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>>1447639
>siphon off the little health we need from Zombina
>augment her with bones to heal her and upgrade her
>use scissors to go home
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>Another speculation is that Toffee is a son or descendant of Eclipsa, Queen of Darkness, a mewnian who took a monster for her love interest and left the kingdom.
Guys...
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>>1447710
>Anon meets Toffee face to face
>"Y-you have her eyes...."
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>>1447704
How can we if we wont be able to stably summon a portal until we get to full health?

>>1447710
Have Anon scream BROTHER! in the best raspy voice he can muster.
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Go look for some snacks/rats to kill in store room.

If we get up to full health leave, if not try to look around for more loot and then take a short rest while Zombie watches.
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We do have a killer punch now.
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>You look down at the Cheezy Poofs
>Disgusted
>They're oily now
>There's still a few bugs scittering on them
>Tiny ones, too. One's not worth absorbing.
>A: "Fuck this."
>You grab the cord trailing out of Zombina's butt
>Following it you come to the snack room
>Oh man, this place is a Wreck
>You busted it up good when you were last here
>When you killed Man-Arm...
>Hey!
>Muscles was the one who killed man arm
>Man arm even asked for death
>You can feel Muscles' opinion on that
>Pathetic
>Those who wish to die should go on and do it
>Leave more for the strong
>Muscles, you scary
>Either way you see the couch has been removed
>The video games all smashed or taken
>There's a strong smell of...fluids in here
>Circles on the floor
>Oils
>Scented flowers
>Th-there's a severed goat head
>Just on the floor
>It has lipstick on it
>Why?
>W
>H
>Y
>?
>A: " https://youtu.be/sluHwh3hJhI "
>Z: "WAAH!"
>AAAH!
>Oh, it's your zombie
>She's found the lipstick and drawn a bikini onto the front of the vending machine
>Decent, at last
>Wait, what's that in the corner?
>A Minifridge!
>It's unplugged...smells a little odd but it's not broken
>You pop it's door to find...
>A PRISTINE CAN OF WOO HOO!
>You shotgun the chocolate soda-poison drink like a redneck at his, and by extension his cousin's wedding
> +5 HP!
>ANON IS AT MAX HEALTH!
>A: "HAHA! Game physics! Let's get the FUCK outta here!"
>You take your Zombie giant woman and go
>Straight back home
>It's midnight
>Fuck
>It's midnight
>You can see Mom in the kitchen, on the phone
>She's dressed up nice
>Oh god
>Did you keep her from going out?
>You're in your backyard with a Zombie girl
>A new mini fridge
>...and an appreciation for Lipstick you've never had before now

What do?
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>>1447846
Fug, get Zombina hidden until we can do something better first
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>>1447846
Upgrade zombina with mr johansen corpse,use the scissors to go somewhere more private.
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>>1447846
FUCK

Is there a spot we can hide her in? A shed, some dense foliage? Or hell, we can just cut the middle man and teleport to our room.

Side objective: open a portal and check on our werewolf friend. See if he's back to normal or not. Don't go in the portal, but check to see if he's good.
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>>1447846
portal up to our room and hide the zombie there, then come back downstairs and talk with mom.
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>>1447863
this, its our only option
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>>1447858
seconding upgrading Zombina with more meat and bones n shit
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>>1447863
This
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>>1447846
Now that we have our brain back intact let's portal Susan into our room to hide her, give her an express order with all of our will NOT to move. Just sit there.

Then, let's walk in through the front door.
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Hide her in the shitty swamp treehouse. We have scissors. We can hide her literally anywhere.
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>>1447846
Supporting:
>>1447863
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>>1447846
GO IN AND SEE MAMA

OH GOD WE'RE SORRY
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>>1447846
Teleport our zombie into our room without mom noticing.

Go talk to mom.
Either she's worried that we haven't returned yet, or she's extremely worried that we haven't returned yet and the neighbor is dead.

If no on has seen Mr. Johansen's corpse we could use it to fix our dear zombie even more.

Also, if we can we should sheck on that SJWolf.

All of this in order of importance.
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>>1447857
>>1447858
>>1447862
>>1447871

>You gotta think fast
>Sonic speed fast
>First you look at your new undead
>She waves pleasantly once she realizes you're looking at her
>A: "Yeah, Hi. Look, do you wanna eat somebody?"
>Z: "I have a hunger that cannot be sated no matter HOW much I eat!"
>Wow
>She said that so cheerily
>A: "There's a dead guy over the fence. How fast can y-"
>She's already hopped that bitch
>Vending machine and all
>You hear sounds that resemble a garbage disposal filled with Gogurt
>You peek over the wooden slats, and see a scene straight out of a Tarantino film
>A naked Zombie girl
>Surrounded by snickerdoodle crumbs
>Gore
>Bugs
>Hunched over a guy in overalls and a clown nose
>Mr. Johansen and his fucking fetishes
>She even eats his clothes
>The hair
>Everything
>When she stands back up it's smoother
>More purposeful
>Her head snaps backward to look up at you, with the biggest 'did I do good' look on her face
>Looks like she gained weight
>Her stomach's sealed up
>A: "Hold still."
>You snip open the air behind you, a hole to your room.
>Gripping the sides you hop in and prep your closet for a visitor
>You never do laundry anyways, clothes everywhere won't be sus
>You almost lean back to tell the Z-team to come on through but...
>You realize you don't have to
>You will it, and she comes
>Z: "Lovely room, Maste-"
>A: "SHhh! I can't let my mom hear-"
>CLANG
>A: "Us."
>M: "ANON!?"
>You usher the hardest thing you'd ever have to explain being in your room, into your closet and pop open your door.
>Mom is running up the stairs
>In heels
>Jeeze, mom
>She nearly yanks you up by your neck
>M: "OH, jesus Anon I was so fucking scared! Why would you do that to me!? Where have you be-"
>That's when she looks at your bloody, dirty, face
>Your shredded clothes
>Smells you
>Mom screams
>She screams like only a mother can when she realizes how much has happened outside her control
>It takes an hour for her to calm down
>Another hour of arguing to expain how she has no authority to ground you after you've held her hair out of the vomit-stream so many times
>Eventually you're both on the couch
>She's still holding you, stroking your hair
>She washed you up
>Got you a change of clothes even though it's your room
>She hasn't even had a beer since you got back
>Who is this woman?
>You can see her hands shaking
>Certainly not from fear
>She's jonesing hard but...not giving in
>You look up at her
>A: "Mom, did I keep you from going somewhere?"
>She smiles
>The fake kind of smile
>M: "Sweetie, no. Don't blame yourself for that. Besides I was already out before you got home. I thought you'd be here when I got back..."
>A: "How long did you wait for me?"
>M: "About an hour."
>Your Mom went out
>You sniff
>She's got the Chanel number 7 on
>Your mom went out somewhere nice
>A: "Wh-"
>Dingdong
>You both turn to the door without a word
>She doesn't move
>You don't move
>A: "Who-"
>DING
>DONG

cont
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>>1447916

>She pulls open the door
>Biting her lower lip and looking like she's about to be shot
>A man walks in
>Muscles gets ready to murder-
>M: "Hey, Ron."
>A man walks in that isn't...your dad
>R: "Hey. I got your text and came right over. Is he still missing?"
>Mom turns to you, looking like she's gonna collapse in on herself
>M: "He's fine, now. He's also right here."
>R: "Holy shi- I mean uh..."
>He turns
>He's tall
>He's blonde
>He has intense green fucking eyes but he looks...scared to see you
>R: "Heya there, Sport."
>You're gonna throw up
>R: "Yah like baseball?"

>You throw up

https://youtu.be/ikpc1BN4nN8

>You are Anon
>Level 6: ???
>You've traveled new dimensions
>You own your own zombie girl
>Your mom is dating again
>Your world is out of fucking control


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>>1447930
thanks for running
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>>1447916
>>1447930
We gotta watch this fucker. Immediately.

Voting espionage, reading minds, fucking whatever next session. Fuck, read Mom's mind too.

We're making sure this asshole isn't a fucking vampire shit coming in to steal her youth or any something that could hurt her.

Still, good on her.
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>>1447939
>>1447939

I SHALL POST THIS IMMEDIATELY

Thanks for stopping by, friendo
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>>1447939
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Jvn36OVdKs
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>>1447939
So we just left her in the fucking closet?

Nice art btw
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>>1447930
OK, great. Mom's getting her life back into shape. Awesome. We still have bigger things to do. Like getting swamp drake armor.
>>
So did we just abandon the werewolf in a desert dimension without a second thought? That's hardcore, senpai.
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>>1447939
>>
>>1447939
She's bootiful. You are the hero we need, but do not deserve.
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>>1447939
Daaw She's almost a people.
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>>1447951
This, this so hard.
Bio Mom has finally showing agency and getting her life out the shitter.
Great.
Lovely.
Fantastic.
Unfortunately unless Ron is some type of evil bastard then this is a non-issue. We aren't fucking Hamlet and we have 99 other problems besides the bitches our mom brings home.

That being said, what's our next plan of action?
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>>1447975
Aside from getting a quick check on him, either now or later, we gotta check on our werewolf-pal to make sure he doesn't off himself in the desert. Try looking for a cure for the poor sod.

AFTER THAT, we'll go to bed for school, then work on our plan for getting one of the artifacts Hekapoo told us about.
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>>1447975
I have a pair of things i would like to do,you guys tell me if you agree.

-Find the werewolf
-Get more food for Zombina.

And there is our old objectives.

-Make a Drake Armor
-Train for the friday game
-Get the skeletor eyes
-Investigate more about Brad.
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>>1447990
About getting flesh for Zombina,i was thinking we could find corpses of suicidal people or we could do it in the old fashioned hunting way.
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>>1447990
Training for the game and investigating Brad probably isn't gonna happen unless we have another maditory school section.

As for the a food for Zombella, we can go to one of those Death Planets Heckapoo was talking about. Hopefully its filled with dead shit we could feed her.

I dont wanna fight the drake till we have a reliable way of dealing with it so i say we investigate the werewolf and taking it dowm as a type of side mission to gain EXP.
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>>1448005
>Anon hunts deer
>Somehow gets deers, bears, and a couple skinwalkers.
>Z gal ends up looking like a super pale catwalk supermodel wearing furs but it's actually her skin, too spoop
>She's still for being the start of our hopefully long lasting larger minions and being number 1 Daugtheru.

Wonder what Momma would say about being introduced to her. Both of them.
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>>1448063

Draugrtheru*
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>>1447975
Simple, we get BioMom's gun and maybe some sharp kitchen knives and then we go show that swamp drake our new wand!
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see you around cowboys
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>>1448106
7 days
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>>1448117
sorry quest but making you break your own rules in reguards to banning, have you believe I there was a different entity all together and to finally get you verbally mad at me to the point where you actually start mis spelling was to perfect for me and made this whole ordeal worth it. No hard feelings, at least on my end. However if you perma ban me will also understand, just try and keep the rest of the posters in order while I am "on vacation"
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>>1448123
*in line
god damnit I am tired
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>>1447930
Oh hey, mom's new boyfriend, cool

Lemme guess, don't tell dad? Wasn't going to.

You like video games, Ron?
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>>1447975
>Bio Mom has finally showing agency and getting her life out the shitter.
The problem is, what was her triggering event?
It was either:
Anon showing agency and competency at sorting his own shit out
or
Star did some bullshit

If it's the latter, there'll be side-effects.
If it's the former, there's a -reason-.
Mom was taking pills because she feels stuck in the relationship with Dad, right?
What's stopping her just calling the cops and walking out? Dad's money.
Now, Mom might believe she can survive on her own perfectly fine.
But Anon? Anon couldn't make fucking mashed potatoes for himself.
Until recently.
Mom most likely feels confident that we can handle ourselves if the money ran out.
And so, it likely will.
Brace for some time spent being homeless.

Hope you got tips from Dirtbro and Janna.
Remember: 1770 Wurther Street.
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>>1448134
Mom won't need Dad's money when Anon gets his new Daddy.
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>>1448106
>>1448123
Good riddance desu
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>>1448063
She's a good girl.
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>>1448466
4u
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>>1447939
That's awesome, here's your (you)
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>>1448139
New daddy is totally dropping dosh
We're bugging him.

Literally bugging him.

Also why hasn't anyone in this house talked about our arm?
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>>1448772
>Also why hasn't anyone in this house talked about our arm?

Probably no one knows? Anon might just hide it using long sleeves.

Or she already realized:
>>1447916
>M: "OH, jesus Anon I was so fucking scared! Why would you do that to me!? Where have you be-"
>That's when she looks at your bloody, dirty, face
>Your shredded clothes
>Smells you
>Mom screams
>She screams like only a mother can when she realizes how much has happened outside her control
>It takes an hour for her to calm down
>Another hour of arguing to expain how she has no authority to ground you after you've held her hair out of the vomit-stream so many times
>Eventually you're both on the couch
>She's still holding you, stroking your hair
>She washed you up
>Got you a change of clothes even though it's your room
>She hasn't even had a beer since you got back
>Who is this woman?
>You can see her hands shaking
>Certainly not from fear
>She's jonesing hard but...not giving in
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>>1448787
>why did no one comment on the fact that our entire room is charcoal
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>>1448815
She just saw our room. And she probably found it wanting.
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>>1448736
Beautimus
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>cut one head off, two more shall take its place
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>>1449143
This is why Iowans were banned off the Discord.
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QUEST

WHY DO YOU MAKE US SUFFER LIKE THIS
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>7:08 PM
>No Quest

He dead

Pack it up, fellas. It's been a good run
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SESSION START

>You are Anon
>You've been 14 for roughly 315 days
>You've been some kind of adventurer for a week
>You're level 6
>At this point you've gained and lost so much
>You have cool powers
>A monster arm who's sort of like your own sexually aggressive room mate
>You're hiding a dead girl in your closet
>Somehow though life keeps surprising you
>Like right now, when Mom brought in this...this DUDE into your house
>Ron
>Ron is not your dad
>He's some kind of... -other- guy that your Mom is hanging out with
>Not so weird, considering how Dad's treated her but...you're not ok with this
>Not at all
>You don't show this not okness to Ron
>Other than throwing up that is
>You chalked it up to being sick from running home
>Mom left you in the living room to exchange words
>Ron is a mostly chill guy but real nervous about meeting you
>You read his mind
>Ain't havin' that shit
> R: "Man, Alli wasn't kidding about this guy. He looks like life dropped a steam roller on his head and 'then' beat him up. Looks like he knows where to get good weed. Fucks up with his arm? Jesus, Ron don't stare that's fucked up. I wasn't ready for this. I thought we were gonna go to that amusement park or something to meet. My feet hurt. I think Allison bit me when-"
>And you stop reading his mind
>R: "So."
>A: "Yeah."
>R: "Your mom tell you about me?"
>A: "No."
>R: "Well, surprise I guess my man."
>A: "What?"
>R: "I'll be around. Your mom's a great lady."
>A: "Uhuh."
>This faggot has no idea, does he?
>R: "We went to Highschool together. It's been awhile. You in school?"
>A: "I'm not in -prison- yet, so yeah."
>Ron laughs
>It's a little forced
>That's when you notice
>He has a fucking gun
>A: "WHoah what the hell is that!?"
>Ron actually looks taken aback
>R: "She let's you talk like that?"
>Mom comes swooping in from the kitchen just in time
>M: "Ok, boys! It's late. Anon has school and the department will fall apart without you, muscle man!"
>She's pushing him out the door
>M: "So shoo! Shoo!"
>Ron looks real heckin' conerned
>R: "Hey."
>He puts an arm out, stopping their slide immediately
>This guy lifts
>R: "You need anything. I mean it. Call me, ok? Don't worry about the schedule."
>M: "Ron, don't get all sappy. I was worried but he's fine."
>She smooches his cheek
>M: "I've got a good kid. Trust me."
>You think you're gonna be sick again
>Mom makes microwave Mac n Cheese for dinner
>Eventually, you're left alone in your room
>Back home on earth

>Life is getting alittle bit more interesting
>Your Zombie falls out of the closet
>She's eating your boxers
>Z: "MAshter!"

>What do?
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>>1452194
"Gimmie those."
Take boxers from Zombella and try to to make her stink less
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>>1452194
Get the zombie out of the vending machine; dump that in the desert while checking on the werewolf.
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>>1452211
Supporting
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>>1452194
make her stop eating your boxers.

Also, we should check in with H-poo and ask her if she knows anything about werewolves
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>>1452211
This
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>>1452194
Get the boxers out of her mouth. We gotta think of a place to put her where she'll be safe.

>>1452214
You do know H-Poo's not our mentor or teacher, right?
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>>1452214
Supporting this.
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>>1452226
she is a friend, though.
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>>1452194
>>1452214
This is a good idea.
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>>1452194
Make her stop eating your boxers.

She needs a bath.
She needs a bath even more than we did a while ago.
She still has worms and other shit inside of her after all.
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>>1452234
Not an ally though. We don't have her stats yet. Even then, I bet when we go to her we'll either find her in a compromising position again, or she'll say "Kid, I can't teach ya everything. Fuck off and figure it out!" Which is pretty much what she said last time we talked to her.
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By the way, what's the zombie's official name? Susan? Zombella? Zombina?
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>>1452242
>Implying a bath can get rid of rotting flesh
We need to do some flesh crafting on her later, but in the mean time we need to store her in the basement.
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>>1452248
I call her Susan.
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>>1452245
last time we talked to her she gave us very good directions on where to get armor and how to keep from getting lost while world hopping. I don't know how you got 'fuck off and figure it out' from all that.
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>>1452194
>>1452211
This please

>>1452248
Het name is Zombella
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>>1452194
Tell her not to eat anything, and hide in the closet until morning. We will deal with her then, when we have some options on where to store her. She gets seen and Anon is in serious crap
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>>1452194
Magic the zombie to be.. not stinky.
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>>1452256
>Basement
>in California
Yeah no. There might be an attic though.
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>>1452260
She gave us three questions. Three. We got those three questions then she kicked us out. What makes you think we're gonna get more questions?
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>>1452194
>>1452194

TEST VERSION OF THE ALLIES SHEETS

https://pastebin.com/S9d55G4N

>>1452211
>>1452212
>>1452226

>You pluck your unmentionables from your new dead-girl's mouth
>Words you never thought you'd even think
>Zombella almost pipes up again but instead she's staring into your eyes with her one freaky blended eyeball-orb
>She's listening
>Your will pulses like a heartbeat into the room
>She pulls herself from the vending machine
>Because you willed it
>You hand her a blanket you don't mind getting ruined
>It helps that everything in here's extra crispy
>You sit down, considering your situation
>Then deftly rip a hole in the air
>This time just above the floor
>With muscles tossing the vending machine in to the Mojave is easy
>For some reason he has no interest in your Zombie's posterior
>Weird
>Probably helps that she's a big ol' beanpole
>Iddy bitty tiddy
>Long, lanky legs
>She's still silent, watching and waiting for your commands
>Your phone goes off


>HEADBOOK NOTIFICATION
>EVENT CREATED: ECHO CREEK HIGH FOOTBALL KICKOFF!
FRIDAY AT 8:30 PM!

>A lot of people are signed up
>Jackie's signed up
>Didn't take her for a sports type
>You get message
>From the very same aqua-lady

>J: "Hey. Janna and I are gonna come to the game Friday, dude"
A: "Why?"
J: "Cause you're our guy, ya walnut"

>Sick

>Your room is now vending machine free and your zombie is back under control, although not fully clothed
>You consider trying to reach Hekapoo again
>Last time you got decked in the nose for it
>A: "Look, just...can you just wait in the closet?That's not animal cruelty or anything is it?"
>Zombella doesn't even speak
>She grins
>Her tooth shining
>Then happily waddles back into your closet
>She doesn't even turn around back toward the light
>You close the door slowly

>You're alone in your room
>What do?
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>>1452327
shitpost on 3senpai
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>>1452327
we need to check on the werewolf and see how on earth we can clean this mess of a room.
and get some sleep.
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>>1452327
time to shower and sleep. Get Shelly or Susan or whatever her name is to clean up your room tomorrow while you're at school. In the morning we'll check on that werewolf we threw in the desert.
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>>1452327
Well big boy has had a Big day
I think we've earned some sleep.
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>>1452327
Go see the werewolf
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>>1452327
either try and get zombella a fucking bath or text back at jackie or try and find out who the hell the werewolf was
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>>1452327
We've had a rough night. Let's keep some sleep.
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>>1452327
Getting advice from Hekapoo might not be bad
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>>1452327
Lets try and take a quick peek on the werewolf.
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>>1452327
Contact hekapoo for werewolf lore or look it up in the book. In the meantime we should also try to figure out how to get the damn wand or just go for that eyes
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>>1452327
Quickly ask Hekapoo about Werewolf Bites.
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>>1452327
Look up what you need to do to make zombies.. less stinky. It's all fun and games until Ron and Mom find the dead girl in the closet.
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Dont bother hekapoo pls
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>>1452327
Teach She-Zombie to NOT kill Mom or Ron. Try to hide from both if possible.

Also, if we're gonna keep her, might as well give her a name or something if she can't remember her own.

Considering she slapped on a vending machine, I was stupidly thinking Vendy, but Wendy sounds better.

And take a peek at the werewolf.
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Wendy sounds cool.

Can we check THE BOOK for werewolf info? Or info on zombies?
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Look in THE BOOK for lore on werewolves
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Prepare your bed and portal it into a nice chilly mountain. Then get some sleep, while asking Zomgirl to make sure no predators kill us.
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>>1452431
>>1452432
we can't read THE BOOK
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>>1452383
>>1452355
>>1452339
>>1452346
4 Votes to check on the werewolf

>>1452342
>>1452345
>>1452350
Three votes for sleep

>Various votes for Zombie tending and Talking to Hekapoo

>Your mind spins
>There's so much to keep track of
>Is this what having a social life feels like?
>People want you at games
>People want you to be ok
>It's weird
>You think about seeking some advice
>Certainly could use it right now...
>You try opening a portal to Hekaworld
>It doesn't work
>A: "What!?"
>You jam the scissors over and over
>They don't connect
>Just to see you try a portal back to where you took the Werewolf
>SHHHHRRRIIIIp!
>You pop in your head, pleased to see your portal is nearly a dozen feet from the ground
>Below you see a crater from your explosion
>A lot of blood...and tracks
>Footprints leading toward a city in the distance
>Aussies have cities?
>You thought they all just lived in Kangaroo pouches and sucked Fosters from Koala titties
>Either way, the wolf has fucked off...but he's alive
>You swallow
>Certainly this has all been resolved
>No
>No, it certainly h'aint
>You whip out your phone, texting Justin furiously
>You had some worries he might have been your furry visitor

>A: "hey"
>J: "fffffffffff brah it's like 3am"
>A: "You good? Did you you see Braddick later?"
>J: "Do I look like Chantal to you?"
>A: "Literally who"
>J: "She's on the cheer squad."
>A: "LITERALLY WHO-"
>J: "HAha jesus, man you alright?"
>A: "My mom's got a boyfriend."
>J: "Oh...u wanna talk about it, dude? I've been there."
>You just woke this man up and now he's trying to be the wind beneath your wings
>Or some gay shit
>A: "Miss me."
>You close your phone
>A little cold but you're in a rush
>A: "Zombra!"
>BRACK!
>She just went through the door
>The whole door
>Z: "MAster!?"
>Fuck
>You cringe, waiting to hear mom scream for you
>Nothing
>You peek out, spotting her passed out on the couch downstairs
>Still dressed up
>Bottle in hand
>Rome's not getting built in a day, you guess

>You have to get things in order
>This girl is filthy but...so is your room
>You need to sleep
>School is tomorrow
>You've got adventures waiting on you

CHOOSE

>CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND ZOMBINA
-No sleep -easier to hide Zombie


>SHLEEP
-Your room will stay a wreck -Zombella might get out during the day

>Fuck it, adventure time
-Fuck all of this -Go to 1770 Wurther Street at 4am cause you're a mother humpin gangster
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>>1452447
>CLEAN ZOMBIE
>SLEEP.
Compromise.
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>>1452447
>SHLEEP
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>>1452447
>CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND ZOMBINA
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>>1452447
can we sleep some where else in the house and order zombina to clean our room?
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>>1452447
>>Fuck it, adventure time
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>Clean the room
This. So much this.

We want mom figuring out we almost set the house on fire?
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>>1452447
>>Fuck it, adventure time
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_S-ZrK76L0
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>>1452447
>>SHLEEP
>-Your room will stay a wreck -Zombella might get out during the day
She's a big girl, she can handle herself, besides a zombie isn't the WEIRDEST thing this town has seen.
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>>1452447
>SHLEEP
-Your room will stay a wreck -Zombella might get out during the day
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>>1452447
clean zombella
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>>1452447
>fuck it adventure time
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>>1452447
>>Fuck it, adventure time
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>>1452447
>CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND ZOMBINA

Our bed is burnt to a crisp anyway.

No one's getting any good sleep on that thing.
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>>1452472
>Star kills your zombie.
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>>1452447
>CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND ZOMBINA
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>>1452447
sleep, adventure in the morning
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>>1452447
>AAADVENTURE TIIME! FUCK IT!!
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>>1452447
Clean room and zombina
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>>1452447
>Fuck it, adventure time
ADVENTURE!
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Start stealing shit with our scissors to replace our burnt furniture
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>>1452447
>CLEAN YOUR ROOM AND ZOMBINA
>-No sleep -easier to hide Zombie
Energy drinks are no replacement for sleep, but they will have to do.
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adventure time
>>
We can always go adventure tomorrow we need to either sleep or clean up
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>>1452447
>>Fuck it, adventure time

We can sleep through school while covered in other people's guts.
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>>1452447
We should clean.

Also, any further votes on the zombie's name? Or is Wendy fine?
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>>1452526
You have a point
>>1452494
Change to clean
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>>1452526
change to this
makes a good point
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>>1452531
I'll put one in for Shelley
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TIME TO ADD UP NUMERALS IN ORDER TO DECIDE THE PATH WITH WHICH WE WILL TRAVEL
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Can someone explain to me why anon cares that his mom is dating again? With how passive he is normally, it came as a surprise he was so against that. Especially considering how rocky their (anon and his mother) relationship is.
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>>1452550

Because he might be a spy. Or a troll. Or something worse.
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>>1452550
He's 14 years old and has had really bad experiences with the sole father figure he has had his whole life.
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>>1452550
It's weird having a random dude in your house with your mom showing affection to them. Especially when you're young. He might have hoped she was getting her act together on her own. But I'd fear that it's just for a man. ( I know a woman who regularly re-works her entire lifestyle for whatever boyfriend she might have at the time.) Also he was packing heat. That's not great.
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>>1452565
Mom kinda implied that Ron worked with the police force, thats why he had the gun
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>>1452550
Anon has a lot of resentment built up towards his father + he's a teenager. A new dad would expect the child to give him shit.

Also maybe anon cares about his dad on some level. He always seems to pay to keep them in a home and his dad is predictable. Not a lot to go on but for someone in anon's position it can be enough.
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THE VOTES

>Clean and hide Zombie
10 votes

>Shleep
5 votes

>Adventure Hour with Anon and Muscles and also a dead person
6 votes

THE PATH IS CHOSEN

>You amaze yourself with how responsible all this has made you
>Before, you would have just shitposted on 3senpai until school started
>Either calling in sick, or blundering into school so tired you wished you were the little girl
>Outloud
>To the Janitor
>He was surprisingly supportive
>Either way, you've let your battle station turn into a pig stye
>Time to CLEAN
>You put on your favorite music for doing chores

https://youtu.be/BVWfqOSdzs4

>Ahh, the sweet Cyka tones of potatoe mongering Slavs
>It gives you Squat power
>Zombina starts helping as soon as you set to work
>Muscles Wipes across the room, grabbing debris and burnt trash up in his coils
>Zombrah props your bed up using her own dismembered leg
>Stop that
>Stop being cute and also a corpse
>Those things shouldn't go together
>Eventually you waltz outside, all of your deep fried room pieces in a pile
>The sun begins to rise
>It's 6:00am
>You should get to school
>Z: "Masha."
>A: "Huh?"
>Zombella's staring right at the sun
>She's a little transfixed
>Her face slack
>A little dew raises up under her eye
>She wipes it off
>You just felt that
>She hasn't seen light in so long
>Hasn't known the feel of the wind on her face
>She's smiling again
>Before you know it you've been bear-hugged
>Aw
>Some maggots get squeezed out of three holes in her shoulder from the pressure
>Aughw!
>You push off, shuddering
>Then set to usin' your noodle
>She can't stay in your closet
>She'd choke on your shorts
>Or worse, get out and meet mom before she's supposed to
>You can slide a mutant arm and going out past curfew...
>Spitting in the face of god and nature though?
>Might lose some Good Boy points for that
>Suddenly it strikes you
>A: "Of course!"
>Z: "Of courr?"
>Of course
>The sewer
>You pry off your house's manhole cover and flip it like a lucky quarter
>Zombina doesn't hesitate
>Not even a second
>She jumps right in and places the metal disc on her head like a steel sombrero
>Z: "Home!"
>A: "Sort of! It's a sewer!"
Z: "SHewer home!"
>A: "You're like a ninja turtle!"
>Z: "Nina Turrle!"
>You slam the lid shut
>A: "Mother fucker this is gonna be annoying."
>Then you jog off to school
>Some guy flipped you off from his motorcycle
>You didn't care
>Muscles didn't care
>Oh, no wait
>He cared immensely
>That guy doesn't have a bike anymore
>He has a crumpled sphere of metal with handlebars
>You now have his stash of energy drinks
>Which fuels you enough to get to school
>You're late, but present enough
>Janna's out here too
>She's poking something dead with a stick
>You literally cannot tell what that thing is
>You see Star Butterfly and Marco dashing inside
>Must have some kind of function this morning

What do?
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>>1452655
Bring the dead thing to life and have it compliment Janna on her hair or something.
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>>1452655
Eh, let's fuck with Janna.

Resurrect the thing and have it tell Janna "Good morning"
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>>1452668
voting for this
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>>1452668
This.
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>>1452668
Supporting
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>>1452655
Say hi to janna
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>>1452655
..... Fuck it, I'm adventurous, let's try to raise whatever she's poking. Try to impress our girl.
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>>1452682
This
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>>1452668
yes
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>>1452668
Sounds like a good plan. I support this.
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>>1452655
revive thing in front of Janna
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>>1452655
Raise the dead for her.

She can keep it as a pet and maybe we can give it other uses.
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>>1452655
Animate it. What could possibly go wrong?
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>>1452655
Revive whatever Janna is poking
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>>1452676
supporting
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Rolled 8 (1d10)

>>1452668
>>1452676
>>1452682
>>1452686
>>1452697
>>1452701
>>1452703
>>1452712


SPOOKY
POSSIBLY SCARY
THE PATH IS CHOSEN


>A: "Hey."
>Ja: "Chya?"
>A: "Wanna see a magic trick?"
>Ja: "Depends. What are we sacrificing?"
>A: "Give me your dankest meme."
>Janna Dabs
>Does a backflip
>In her boots
>Then lands in the splits pointing at your beautiful green /k/ommando boots
>Ja: "WHAT ARE THOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-"

A: "They're sketchers."

https://youtu.be/MvjQTA81MhY

ROLL WILL
d20 + 6! (Currently -2 due to maintaining Zombella)
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
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Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
rollan
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Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
ROOOOLLLL
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Rolled 5 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
>>
Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
Rolling
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Rolled 19 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
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Rolled 1 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
RISE

RISE I SAY
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>>1452752
WE DOIN' IT
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Rolled 2 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
>Does a backflip
Oh fuck, now we really gotta do it.
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Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
When we fail, blame it on her memes not being dank enough.
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Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
Rollan
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>>1452768
YOU

MOTHERFUCKER
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>>1452768
Why must you dash my hopes and dreams?
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>>1452768
you fucked us up
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>>1452768
Well, batting a thousand today I see. Good to see our luck is consistent in any case.
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>>1452768
It's just one of those threads, isn't it?
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Rolled 15 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
Rolling in hope Quest is gonna roll the d10 again
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>>1452768
I hope you get hit by a bus.
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Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
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Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1452752
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>>1452752
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>>1452768
>>1452768

The most dire of failures

>You push your will out into the body beneath you
>It's soul is so strange
>Warped
>Almost unfinished
>It's eyes snap open
>Or, you think those are it's eyes
>Your magic fills it's tiny body
>The threads of fate coalesce into the air and!
>SLURPHS!
>It blew up
>It just turned into meat jelly
>Janna looks down her now ruined clothes
>Then at you
>Ja: "What disease do you think we'd get if we used this thing as lube?"
>You laugh
>Ja: "I'm serious."
>Laughter stops
>Ja: "See ya, Lord of Dorkness. I gotta get to class."
>She leans down and smooches muscles on the chee- er you guess the side of his hand.
>Ja: "Keep this bad boy warm for me."
>Then she runs off
>You're covered in filthy pseudo-road kill
>Why is some of it sparkly?
>Time to get to class...
>Fuck

>You arrive in Math a little dejected
>Mr. Anderson marks you tardy
>Mr. A: "Again."
>Heck off, dude
>You're so tired
>Even after all those energy drinks you're just floating in outer space
>You notice something though
>Brad isn't here
>At all
>Sleeping or otherwise
>Neither is Sabrina
>You're not cool with this but there isn't much you can do


CHOOSE

>Zonk out
-Lose Grades in first half of the day
-Have more energy for gym and after school

>Push through
-Save Grades
-Pass out in Gym and after school


>Other
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>>1452827
Push through.
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>>1452827
>>Push through
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>>1452827
Zonk out
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>>1452827
push through, we can sleep in gym
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>>1452827
Push through

Gym is for chumps; we can catch shuteye there.
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>>1452827
>Push through
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>>1452827
Faaaack, push through grades and just zonked out for after school shit. Maybe use lunch to eat or even asleep a hour does wonders
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>>1452827
>Push through
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>>1452827
>Zonk out
We need to impress on the day of the Football.
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>Push through
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>>1452827
ZOINKS! We need all the rest we can get, since we'll no doubt be fighting monsters later in the day.
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could we just sleep through lunch?
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>>1452827
Push through. We've been through far worse, what's a little missed sleep to us?
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>>1452827
>Push through
-Save Grades
-Pass out in Gym and after school
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>>1452827
Zonk Out.

We need Energy for Gym Class


PS: Brad (our possible SJWerewolf) was fantasizing about weird thing with Sabrina yesterday.
We have to figure out if she's safe.
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Hm...

Hey, if we ever need to go to Hekapoo's realm, I think we need to send her a message on Headbook first. Ask if Anon can drop by.

I don't think the scissors can even go to her realm unless it's her own, or if given permission.
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>>1452874
You know not every encounter is something we need to deal with you know?
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>>1452880
>Implying there won't be repercussions to investigating the strange disappearance of one of the football team players and one of the cheerleaders during Friday's game, specially since one of them might have been a werewolf an there could be more.
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>>1452880
But you do know that dealing with encounters is how we level up, right?
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>>1452827
>>Zonk out
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>>1452827
Push through
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>>1452827
>>1452859
Changing to this
>Zonk out
-Lose Grades in first half of the day
-Have more energy for gym and after school
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>>1452827
>Zonk out
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COUUUUNTING!
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THE VOTES

>Push Through
10 votes

>Zonk out
7

>You've been slacking at school a lot lately
>Not acceptable
>Dad lost his job opportunities because he came to California with no degree
>You have intention of ending up like that
>Math
>English
>Espanjol
>Science (Where you try your absolute best to talk to Alfonzo but you're just. so. tired.)
>Lunch comes
>You're already SHLEEEP in the mashed potatoes by the time you sit down
>That's when you hear a mighty crash
>You look up
>Oh, Marco's gonna get in a fight with that huge kid you always see in detention
>You sleep
>Someone taps your shoulder
>???: "Anon! Anon, wake up you gotta see this! Marco's got an arm! It's just like yours but like...Japan-ey."
>Marco has...an arm?
>REAL SHIT?
>You sit bolt upright
>Just in time to see Marco suplex somebody into a table
>W-worldstar Yamaro Nigra des
>After the guy eats mad shit the lunchroom is left in silence
>Marco leans down
>He helps up Ferguson
>F: "Thanks, Marco. You're my hero."
>No
>People start crowding
>Whoahs
>So cools
>Jackie even steps up
>J: "Hey, Marco."
>He freezes
>J: "Can I check out that arm?"
>Jackie and like four other females are all up on Marco's new appendage
>It's huge...
>Even bigger than Muscles
>No hand though
>Just one humongous slimy tentacle
>You see something nobody else does
>Marco leans out and gives a thumbs up
>To Star
>Who's watching from the doorway
>She did that on purpose
>HE GOT A NEW ARM ON PURPOSE!?
>You mad
>On a scale of 1-Mad
>Mad
>Fuck sleep
>Fuck an Schedule

What do?

>Approach Marco
>Confront Marco
>Nothing (shleep)
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>>1452988
>Confront
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>>1452988
>>Nothing (shleep)
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>>1452988
>Nothing (shleep)
FUCK MARCO
DON'T WASTE OUR TIME
NOT OUR PROBLEM
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>>1452988
Shleep
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>>1452988
nothing (shleep)
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>>1452988
>sleep
What's he gonna do? Fucking nothing.
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>Shleep
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>>1452988
>>Nothing (shleep)
we're to tired to think properly, and if we get mad we'll fall in their trap.WHATEVER THEIR DASTARDLY EVIL TRAP MAY BE
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>>1452988
Oh wow, Marco's getting popular, like we give a fuck. We've had to deal with so much, and still have much to deal with, that we really shouldn't get involved with this stupidity. Let's just sleep.
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>>1452988
>>Nothing (shleep)
>Implying Marco is a big part of life anymore
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>>1452988
Marco isn't worth our time, nor is he worth our dwindling energy. We need some rest.
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>>1452988
>>Nothing (shleep)
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>>1452988
NANDATO?!

Confront that fucker
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>>1452988
>Confront Marco

"Where'd you get that arm Marco!?"

We need to show we're better than Marco. PREPARE TO MEASURE ARMS BOYS!
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>>1452988
>Nothing (shleep)
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>>1452988
If Jackie and Janna are that shallow we don't really need them.

Schleep.
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>>1452988
>nothing(shleep)
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>>1453021
Sounds a little gay anon
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Counting votes! I Cannot Breathe! I HAVE BEEN SIIICK ALL DAYY!
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>>1453034
pic related
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>>1452988
Secret path, Confront Star
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>>1453039
STOP BEING SICK

>>1453043
Wait, yeah!

Fuck Marco! Go get Star!
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>>1452988
Sleep. We're not that petty and Marco is not a threat to us. Luna chose us, not him after all.

Besides. Monster Arm is even more unstable than Muscles, he started to turn Marco evil during the episode and wanted to feast on the bowels of human beings.
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>>1453039
And yet you're still pushing through making up this quest. Bless.
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>>1453043
Oooooo, support
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>>1453042
Agreed
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>>1453043
Supporting if we don't confront Marco
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>>1452998

>>1453043
Looks like I'm changing to this.
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>>1453043
This
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>>1453043
Why the hell would we confront Star?
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Ok so while we all agree that Anon should sleep right now lets not down play how fucking mad he should be.

Let's all remember how we got arm to start with.
The pain
The blood
The tears
It was traumatic and stressful like every we do for power.

But here comes Marco with his magic arm.
Hmm i wonder how much suffering he went through to get it.
None.
And that is one of the many reasons we hate these two.
All the power and privilege in the world, with minimal effort.
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>>1453088

All the more reason to confront them. Anon would want to.
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Quick reminder that we blamed our arm on Star. You idiots.
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>>1452988
>Confront Marco
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>>1453088
It's because Marco is that insecure that Anon is not worried about him.
He's just a little bitch nigga.

And soon he'll be our bitch nigga.
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>>1453091
Anon as enough of a lid on his emotions to know when he's a groggy mess.
We can all ways to it afterwards.
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>>1453088
let him have it, we're above him. we should not get down to his level in order to have a metaphorical dick measuring contest. we'd be the ones ending up looking like losers anyways.
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>>1453103
>And soon he'll be our bitch nigga.

hehe
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>>1453042
STOP MAKING ME QUESTION MY SEXUALITY MARCO
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>>1453103
>>1452988
Changing my vote to confront Star.

Giving people random evil arms is dangerous. We should know.
Our arm almost kills us.
STAR HAS TO KNOW BETTER
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>>1453103
later on we could fleshcraft him into a girl.
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>>1452988
>Nothing (shleep)
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>>1453043
Confront Star
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>>1453126
DO YOU WANT HER TO KILL MUSCLES!?
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>>1453103
>>1453106
You dense motherfuckers.
Do you really think you can take on Marco with moster arm, in the condition we are in right now.
Your sick fantasies simply know no bounds do they.
When will you learn?
When will you fuckers learn that your actions have consequences?
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Why are so many people voting to confront Star?! Why!? For what reason!? Do you want Muscles to die or something!?
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>>1453142
you retard, i don't wanna fight marco, i want to sleep and keep going with our plans.
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>>1452988
>>1452988

>You keep having stuff get in your way
>Things lost
>You think about losing the little popularity you have
>You think long and hard for someone with no amount of cellular energy
>A: "..."
>Part of your wants to get up and smack Marco and his new arm's shit
>Muscles really wants to
>How dare some pretender walk into your turf?
>You quiet Muscles with a single thought, just as you have it
>If something we have can be stolen was it really ours?
>Muscles doesn't have anything to say about that
>He believes in your power
>So do you
>Which is why you lay your head back down in the cheese and potato mash
>You sleep


>A soft hand caresses the back of your neck
>That, along with the bell wake you up
>A: "Bw- huh?"
>J: "Hey, Tiger."

https://youtu.be/IXdNnw99-Ic

>It's Jackie
>A: "What are you doing over here? Weren't you checking out Marco's sick arm?"
>J: "Yeah. I checked it out. Seen it. I prefer the original."
>You're stunned
>Jackie grins like a catfish
>Reaching up, she pulls some mashed mess off your face
>She giggles at your bemusement
>J: "Is that stuff good for your skin, dude?"
>You sputter up
>A: "Y-yeah totally. Really activates my almonds."
>She puts a bag of pretzels in your lap
>J: "Maybe you oughta eat something."
>A: "I should go to gym."
>J: "You wanna take a nap on the bleachers?"
>A: "I-"
>J: "Sure you do."

>Gym was magic
>Pure magic
>Jackie let you sleep on her lap
>Muscles snuck into her back pocket like it was some kind of sleeping bag
>The coach was out, some kind of family emergency
>You are Anon
>Today, school wasn't so bad
>You wake up when Jackie boops you on the nose
>J: "C'mon foggin noggin. Time to wake up."
>You pull your head free from the darkness
>Muscles rolls out like a muscular carpet onto the seats
>Jackie grabs her board, does a kick-flip before she gets rolling
>J: "Have you ever been camping before?"
>A: "I don't go out doors unless people are dying or there's pussy, money, weed and Roblox involved."
>You're still so tired what retarded shit are you spewing
>Jackie somehow...still finds you funny
>J: "Later, dude. Hey. You wanna do something after the game Friday? I figure you could pick the adventure this time around. Maybe we do something a little less...explody."
>A: "S-sure."
>J: "Bye!"
>Away she goes
>Muscles rolls his fingers, curious about this new emotion you're putting in him
>Is it happiness?
>No
>You got rewarded for sticking to your guns
>Everything turned out ok
>This is confidence

>School is over
>You got an awesome power nap
>There's still half a day remaining

What do?

>Go home
-tend to zombella and your crater of a room

>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
-Grab a Quest hook, My dude

>Check out THE HOLE
-You need to find your connection to the death world and make it into a crystal
-That way you can have your wand


What do?
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>>1453142
But think.

He may try to tassle with us. He may try to beat us in front of the whole school; but not kill us.

It will RUIN his reputation. With Jackie, with Janna, with the sports guys, and with every other friend we made.

This isn't a loss on Anon. This is a loss on him if we picked a fight with him.
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>>1453154
>>Check out THE HOLE
>-You need to find your connection to the death world and make it into a crystal
>-That way you can have your wand
Time to get a upgrade lads
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>>1453154
Grab Quest Hook
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>>1453154
>>Check out THE HOLE
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>>1453154
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
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>>1453154
>Check out THE HOLE
-You need to find your connection to the death world and make it into a crystal
-That way you can have your wand
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>>1453154
check out Wurther Street
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>>1453154
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
We are not ready for THE HOLE
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>>1453154
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
-Grab a Quest hook, My dude
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D_S-ZrK76L0
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>>1453154
>>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
Quest hooks. Lets hope that this doesn't become "An American Social Justice Werewolf In Sydney 2"
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>>1453154
Go home and tend to zombella because we need to rest you goofs
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>>1453154
>Time for 1770 Wurther Street
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>>1453154
Can we get Zombella, disguise her in obscuring clothes or something, and have her tag with us to check out 1770 Wurther Street?

>>1453162
>>1453165
Woah woah woah WOAH

Now hold up

We don't even have any of the artifacts Hekapoo told us about so we can make a safe journey inside of THE HOLE

Why the hell should we go there now?
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>>1453165
>>1453162
>>1453162
Niggas you're fucking crazy.
We still need our drake armor and magic eyes to survive the hole and not get lost on is.

Why the hell do you think H-Poo gave us info on them?
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>>1453154
>Check out THE HOLE
-You need to find your connection to the death world and make it into a crystal
-That way you can have your wand
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>>1453182
>Implying we need some gay ass looking crystal ball to navigate the hole
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>>1453154
Check the hole
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>>1453154
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
To the quest hook. We need to prepare a lot more before we attempt to tackle The Hole.
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>>1453154
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
We go in THE HOLE now then we die
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>>1453154
>>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
>-Grab a Quest hook, My dude
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>>1453154
>>1453182
2nd. Acquire companion for sleep-deprived quest hook.
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>>1453154
>>1453170
Changing
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
-Grab a Quest hook, My dude
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>>1453121
problem solved
>>
check out 1770
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>>1453154
>>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
>-Grab a Quest hook, My dude

Our mud brother knows what we need, let's bite that hook.
>>
They say the human iris can double in size when looking at something one loves

This is me, looking at this Quest

TIME TO COUNT!
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>>1453154
>Check out 1770 Wurther Street
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>>1453264
ITS THE FINAL COUNTDOWN
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jK-NcRmVcw
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THE VOTES

>1770 WURTHER STREET
13 Votes.

>HOME
3 votes

>THE HOLE
3 votes, you madmen

>Football team isn't working out today
>Justin let you know they rest before the big games
>So you're free
>Free to check something else out
>Your homeless friend mentioned something to you in a prophetic, pre-Denny's fugue state
>DB: "Don't forget. 1770 Wurther Street..."
>So out of school you jog, heading for the bus stop
>You spot Marco and Star laughing by the Lockers
>His tentacle arm opens an eye
>A fucking eye
>It watches you as you run off
>Muscles points at your eyes and then back at the tentacle
>Fuck you, Gary Oak
>The Bus rolls up
>You hop on
>There's a group of three identically dressed guys in the back row
>They look stiff
>Wearing all black suits
>They have on shades
>One pulls up a cellphone as you hop on
>Another's staring straight ahead
>Right at you
>Muscles coils himself into your jacket
>Something ain't right
>They don't bother you once you're in your seat
>The bus takes off
>Man, you don't get to see the city too often
>Mostly because your joke ass is always broke
>You're nickel and diming the money mom gave you
>Enough for bus fair and CHOCOLATE milk at lunch instead of Vanilla milk
>Or Strawberry
>Fuck Strawberry
>God, you like strawberry...
>Being Tsundere for milk flavors aside the bus trip gives you a chance to relax
>The Spooky boys leave two stop before yours
>At an abaondoned Cheesecake factory
>Weird
>The one with the briefcase waves at you when he catches you staring
>Super weird
>Eventually, you see the street up ahead
>You pull the little cord thing to stop your ride
>A: "Thanks, man!"
>You yell to the bus driver
>BD: "HAH!? WHAT!?"
>He can't hear dick over those headphones
>A: "THUH-HANKS!"
>BD: "REALLY!? TOM HANKS? I'M FLATTERED!"
>He then, leaves
>You chuckle
>It's been a good day
>A damn good day
>You turn
>It's no longer a good day...


>Sitting there, right in front of your face
>In a little window
>On a brass perch
>Is none other than your- and I mean YOUR
>Mother
>Fuckin
>Kissin and
>Cuddlin

cont
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>>1453316

>Saxophone

https://youtu.be/izGwDsrQ1eQ



>You fall to your knees
>It's been cleaned
>It shines in the setting sun just over the ridge
>The buttons are new
>The mouthpiece, stained oak looks like it's been polished to a glass finish
>You can practically taste it
>Your eyes drift down
>All this majesty
>Gold and Brass
>For $650
>Cash or Trade
>You are Anon
>Destiny is the biggest son of a bitch the universe ever made
>You've defied it
>With your power
>Your friends
>...and now?
>Maybe with your music


SESSION END
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>>1453319
Great session Quest
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>>1453319
YES, THE SAX
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>>1453319
>Saxophone
FUCK! WE GETTIN' OUR SAX BAX BOYS!
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>>1453319
We're getting our groove back, come hell or high-water.
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>>1453319
It's our baby, we need our baby
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>>1453319
ITS THE SAX
SCARAMOUCHE HERE WE COME BABE
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>>1453316
Thanks Quest babe.

You got a date for the next session?
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>>1453319
BUY IT, STEAL IT, WHORE YOURSELF OUT FOR IT WHAT EVER WE NEED TO DO TO GET OUR SAX BACK
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>>1453319
>we have the sax bax
oh baby, it's been soooo long.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pnxeKl-Kbqw
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>>1453319
OK, this is the plan. we get into mr. johanson house and wew take everything that isn't bolted to the ground and trade it for the sax
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>>1453319
Aw yeah!

We gonna get our precious Girl Charmer back.

ALRIGHT
LISTEN

ARE YOU LISTENING
ALRIGHT

GIRLS

FUCKING

LOVE

THE SAXOPHONE

THEY MELT OVER THAT SHIT

WE GOTTA GET OUR SAX BACK
BUY IR OR TRADE IT
WHATEVER IT TAKES.
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>>1453319
>SAX
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>>1453347
WHIP IT OUT BABE
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>>1453356
we're gonna go camping with jackie and we'll make beautiful music with the sax and her.
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>>1453319
>>1453319

NEXT SESSION SUNDAY AT 6PM US CENTRAL TIME

Make sure to follow the twitter for art and announcements

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Join the Discord to add to the infinite noise that compels Anon's mind to function

https://discord.gg/x25nASh

Thanks for playing!
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>>1453356
>>1453319
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>>1453319
OK! Here's the fuckin' plan! We're gonna memorize every single detail about where our sax is, then we're gonna slink off into a nearby allyway, one where we won't get shanked, and then we're gonna open a sax sized portal and grab that bitch. And then we're fucking booking it for home!
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>>1453356
Why buy or trade? We're magic, lets just take our shit.
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>>1453372
Just a thought, what if it's marked? A tag or tracker that informs it was stolen?

Not saying portal stealing isn't a good idea, but a small thought I thought should be said.
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>>1453386
Then we remove tracker.
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>>1453374
Do you want to have trouble with the cops?

With Ron?

Someone is going to know someone stole that sax.
They 're gonna hear us playing in it.
There's no way we could get away with this.
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>>1453395
It's only illegal if you get caught! And just because we have a sax doesn't mean we stole it.
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>>1453395
We just don't play it at home, hell no reason to keep it at home

We can portal anywhere though so no reason to play it where anyone would care it's stolen anyway.
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We should what can we trade for the sax.
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>>1453357
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>>1453404
Alternatively, we trade for it. If we try to steal it we will get caught because we will fail the roll. If we trade, or just pay there is no issue. Alternatively, we helped a guy to learn about this, so a good deed got us here. If we want to continue with that kind of support we need to be "good"
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>>1453404
It's the same sax. You think the store won'treaize it's the same sax?

Our mom will know. She'll question us how ew got that sax without money.

>>1453408
I'd be way easier to just trade something else for the sax. We can search our late crack dealing neighbor's house for things or maybe even Ludo's castle.

WE HAVE A MINI FRIDGE WE AREN'T USING.
WE CAN TRADE THAT.
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>>1453424
What roll? All we'll need to do is open up a portal, stick our hand in there, grab sax and then get out. No one will even know it was a kid.
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>>1453410
Don't talk to the shopkeep until e decide if we're stealing it or not. We'll be the prime suspect otherwise

>>1453427
Eh a minifridge would only cover half of that, maybe. Also a hell no on going back there ho knows what could be there.

Also looting a recently murdered dudes house is a prime way to get on the cops watch list.

I suppose we could steal something from the other side of the world and trade it here.
>>
we can also rent zombina to a zombie survival show or any weirdo on the internet that wants to see a real zombie
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>>1453444
>Eh a minifridge would only cover half of that, maybe. Also a hell no on going back there ho knows what could be there.
WE don't use the shitty bike we hate.

That'll cover the rest.
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>>1453428
We will have to roll simply because nothing is ever simple. You know how this works, if it can go wrong it will. Besides >>1453427 This guy has a point, we have an unused minifridge to trade. We can also travel the multiverse, so getting something exotic to trade would be a non-issue.
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>>1453451
Shitty bikes go for like $90 or less

A mini fridge around $200

We need more.
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guys, we just get Wolf Dad to buy the sax for us so that he can get on our good side. We get Sax he gets our approval, Win/Win scenario
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>>1453464
We sell Ludo?
>>
Sell some of dad's stuff.
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>>1453446
we need to get that sax now. I don't know how long that would take.
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>>1453479
i doubt he will buy us a sax so soon
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>>1453464
can we go to some kind of crystal dimension? take a few crystals from there?
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>>1453487
Think about it, we are the biggest obsticle between him and mom, and if he realizes that there is something we want near and dear to our heart he will jump for it
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>>1453485
we could leave something else as a colateral in the meanwhile, like the shitty bike or the minifridge
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>>1453479
Yo what, wolf dad?

$650 on some kid seems a bit much this early in his relationship with anons' mom.
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>>1453497
What if we try to raise what we can money-wise, and see if he can't front for the rest of it?
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>>1453510
This is good
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>>1453510
Doable but as>>1453485 points out time is of the essence. Knowing our luck someone will buy it before then.

>>1453493
Hell yes I am all for dimensional loot grabbing.
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>>1453464
Depends on the minifridge and the bike.

We can still take things from Ludo's castle and our Neighbor's home.
One's a book-person killer, evil mastermind, and harasser of children. The other is a dead crack dealer who no one will report missing for a month.
We're on the clear.
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>>1453493
Not a half bad idea.

I do agree with >>1453485 though, time is of the essence.
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>>1453510
That's still kinda fucked up.

Hi! I know you're banging my mom! Buy me shit! because.. uhh.. you're banging my mom!
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>>1453527
I can't describe how bad I think looting the neighbor would be. Holy shit that would open up a can of homewreck.

Looting Ludos' though... eh, it could be bad could be good. It would leave us open to a lot less domestic problems unless we get shit hawks.
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>>1453559
>I can't describe how bad I think looting the neighbor would be. Holy shit that would open up a can of homewreck.
I was going to suggest we tell our new friend and servant to steal it for us and sell it.
She doesn't have fingerprints and no one will believe a zombie committed a looting.

But then...she's not particularly smart and will probably get scammed out of everything by the shop owner.

I'd be safer to loot Ludo's place only.
>>
That zombie band is looking more and more real every second
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>>1453669
zombie band will play at our wedding with jackie and janna
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>>1453684
And Star.
And Hekapoo.
And Zombina.
And Marco.
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>>1453694
>And Star.

Only if we take over her kingdom and marry her to make anons' rule legitimate.
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>>1453733
We'd already be taking over her kingdom by marrying her tho.
Our genes would forever be in her Family Tree and our rule would be eternal thanks to our powers.
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>>1453758
Na dude, the women rule and the men are basically consorts in the Butterfly dynasty.

We need to conquer that shit and make it ours, re-write the rules.
>>
Not gonna lie, at first I thought we had walked into our mother and ron bangin' by the way Quest phrased it.
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Should we swing by the Ludo's castle for some valuables to trade? Or are we not sure if Toffee is actually gone?
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>>1454122
Sure, let's risk it.

Who knows, Toffee could move the plot along in a positive way for us.
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>>1454122
We should absolutely go.

If Toffee wanted to get us he could had done so easily when we were weakened and desperate.
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Alright you lot. I've got a plan.

A plan so heinous and daring that it's almost definitely gonna work.

Step 1. We go to another store. Not to many customers that the register is always being used.
Step 2. We buy an inexpensive item from the shop, and we make sure we can see how the thing works and where the money is stored.
Step 3. We go outside the store and wait til the register ain't being used.
Step 4. We open a portal from the inside of the cash register into our pockets.
Step 5. We let the cash flow out into our hands.
Step 6. Repeat steps 1-5 till we have all the $650.
Step 7. We go into the shop and buy our saxophone.

We get the Sax "legit" so there's not police report.
We get a receipt to show mom and cop-dad to make sure they don't get suspicious.
We get no blame since we don't get seen stealing anything and the method is totally silent.
We get out.
We go home.
And we indulge in some "Careless Whisper".

Sound good?
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>>1454565
A solid plan except mom and copdad are gonna wonder here anon got the cash. He already thinks we're on the dope but seemed pretty cool with it so that may or may not be an issue.

Honestly we just shouldn't bring it around home until we have a good excuse for having it.
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>>1454565
Way too many steps
>Quest already said that we don't have the precision to make portals that exactly yet.
>How exactly the money will just "flow" out into our hands. Do you know how a cash register looks o the inside?
>If we use our hand Quest will make us roll DEX because of the complex action of stealthily stealing money from a cash register from dozens of feet away and through a portal.
>Even they Quest might make us roll PER just to make a portal in such an exact location.
>We'll have to roll again for every cash register we take money from.
>If the police are competent they'll check camera recordings outside the shop and notice we're outside of them at every single one of the robberies.
>Ron is most probably a cop, which means he might have been trained to detect lies during criminal interrogations, which means we might have to pass speech check with him eventually.

>>1453319
Now how about this.
>We trade the New Mini-fridge our old bike, and everything we don't use that we have stored in our house for the sax
>If that doesn't cover it we go to Ludo's castle and loot the place for valuables we can trade too.
>If that doesn't cover it yet we can go adventuring and find expensive shit just like we found the minifrige in Ludo's.
>If THAT doesn't cover it we can portal into our deceased crack-dealing neighbor's house and take valuable stuff from there and portal to other states/Mewni to sell it there.
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If we have to loot dead neighbor's house, pawn the stuff off in other states/worlds.
Otherwise, I like the idea of looting Ludo's place for stuff to sell. Finding a crystal world to take a few bits from is a good idea.
I just think if we have to sell anything, pawn off the things that aren't ours (crystals, neighbor bits, Ludo's stuff) in other states or worlds.
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>>1455167
The Minifridge TECHNICALLY isn't ours since we took it from Ludo's place.
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>>1455201
Yeah, but I meant if there was anything that was actually ours that we wanted to sell, we should do it in town.
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>>1454565
its easier and safer to rent zombina to any weirdo on the internet that wants to look at a zombie. or to jump to another dimension, grab ANYTHING and sell it to a researcher
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>>1455226
Our craptop would cover a decent amount and e can always use our phone for shitposting and porn.

>>1455307
>wanting to whore out our zombie daughter

Disgusting.

Using our magic to make legit money is a good idea though.
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>>1455446
i never said anything about whoreing her out. we just rent her to any zombie enthusiast that wants to larp with a real zombie.
Also we shouldn't get to attached to her, because we'll have to eventually sacrifice her to save our asses.
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>>1455078
First off, that's why we buy something inexpensive. So we can see the inside of the register when they open it to get our change.
Second, our limits about the scissors are (quoted from quest) only short ranged teleport in combat, and using them while impaired or in a hurry is inaccurate. You want the screenshot? Send me your name in discord.
Third, we don't need to use our hands and therefore no Dex. We just gotta make the portal at the bottom of the inside of the register and let gravity do the work for us.
Fourth, we don't need to be that near outside. We can be on the other side of the street or in the alleyways and we'll still know when to open the portal due to mind reading.
If Ron's curious, all we gotta tell him is that we bought back the sax with savings. We have the receipt for that. Just make sure to not mention that it was someone else's savings.
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>>1455467
Maybe not a literal whore but it did sound like you wanted to make her a camgirl.
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>>1455566
why not though, that shit brings in a lot of money.

just imagine
Rando guy: "pop out your arm"
Zombina: "okay". She pops out her arm, the public goes wild and the cash begins flowing.
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>>1455577
It would but we run the risk of alerting the net to a necromancer and as we've seen on our little trips into town there is a hole lot more going on in the world than we ever realized.

There is already a werewolf problem that nearly killed us e don't want to let the rest of the spook show tracing our shit back to us. I'm betting that any experienced magic person could take one look at zombella and know she isn't some run of the mill amateurs' work. We don't need that kind of heat.
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Quest is going mad.
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>>1456170
>"LYRICAL SPRITUAL MIRACLE LYRCLE SPIRICULE INDIVIDUAL FLIPPIN AN DIPPIN AN TRIPPIN AND DIPPIN AN FLIPPIN."
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Super sekrit dokuments ripped from discord.
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why is no one talking about HOW WE PUT OUR HEAD ON THICC THIGHT of Jackie?
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>>1457313
the magic of our lost sax returning is bigger than that.
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Alright, got good news, middling news and bad news.

Bad news is that shits getting real.
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>>1457426
Time to git gud?
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The middling news is that Quest approves of my plan.
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The good news is that Marco X Jackie has confirmed taken into a ditch and shot in the back of the head.
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>>1457473
How can 1 OC affect so much?
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Here is my master plan.

>Memorize where Sax is
>Hide in a nearby ally-way
>Open portal right next to sax
>Grab sax and pull through portal hole
>After that, instantly portal back to our home
>With that, establish an alibi
>It is now impossible for us to've stolen the sax
>No one can pin the crime on us, and we get free sax
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>>1457778
the scissors is a bit risky and unstable dude so that plan sax
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>>1457970
Not really. They're only risky and unstable when under pressure. Like say, falling to our doom after blowing up. All we need to do is FOCUS!
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>>1457778
So how do we explain that we have the stolen sax?
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>>1457778
An Alibi doesn't really matter if you are in actual possession of the stolen item.
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>>1458584
It kinda does when it would be literally impossible for us to've stolen it. And hell, if we're seen with said sax at the same time it was stolen then that would be impossible for it to be the same sax since last I checked it can't be in two places at once.

Hell, if we use the portaling method people might not even believe the guy who says "oh yeah, a portal appeared out of nowhere and took this saxophone!" I know I wouldn't believe him.

>>1458562
The sax? I have a number of reasons. But my favorite is

>"So I was walking home from school, and this guy runs past me towards a dumpster and throws in a buncha papers and this great looking saxophone. So I took the sax. And those papers? Buncha crumpled up love letters and music sheets. Think some guy lost his girl and his dreams."
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H-happy Mother's Day
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>>1458926
We're gonna give her the biggest mental hug when we get her back.
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here is some McQuest rap if you guys are interested
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