>Fuck Goblins
Jump out of the window

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>>1422877
its a long drop

>>1422882
Shit. Break a leg from the table to use it as a club. Open door to bedroom.

>>1422882
Use the table to barricade the bathroom (they can come up through the toilet, you know!) and enter the bedroom. As you've just observed, the window has a long drop and you doubt any Goblins could make their way in, rather make their way out... you hope. Make sure to do this very quietly, as you don't want your parents to wake up and run into a pack of goblins. (are you still a child?)

>>1422947
>Seconding

Will step in if OP seems kill.

>>1423366
seems like op is kill

Righto. Starting up in an hour.

Befriend the (assumingly) radioactive spider. Get her to bite me. Become Spiderman. Take over this thread.

Was a little delayed, but writing now.

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>>1422883
>>1422947
You are a little hunter of goblins. If you were big like Daddy, you'd be able to do big things no problem, like break sturdy things and block doors with tables. But then goblins wouldn't try to pick on you. They'd run away before you could ever catch them.

Anyway, breaking a table takes time, and moving a table takes strength, if you want to do it quietly.

>Noise 0/20

>Block door?
>Get ye Leg?
>Other?

>get ye leg

>>1424912
>get ye leg

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>>1424939
>>1424942
Luckily, the legs are screw-ins. The one you pick is square like the others and uncomfortable to grip and loosen up. Righty tighty? Oh, but that's not true if what you're unscrewing is in the bottom.

You manage it with some scuffle.

>Noise 1/20

>

>
I choose that

>>1424993
You stand a moment in what feels like pointed silence, as though the world is impatient at how easily your determination has been sapped by unscrewing a table leg.

That's your bedroom in front, and if you need the bathroom, it won't be for the potty.

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>>1425019

>go into the bathroom for scrubby time

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>>1425059
You went potty to prepare for tonight's battle, and even though nothing came up and grabbed you, that doesn't mean nothing will this time if you get too close!

Well, it'll be a bit safer with this table leg, right?

>Armed like this, maybe you could even run a noisy bath and whack all the goblins that come!
>On the other hand, you're still pretty small...
>Other

Noise 1/20

>other

begin making soft goblin noises

>>1425165
Go back out to the main room and look at the other side. This whole house can't just be a bathroom bedroom and window. Lock the bathroom door on the way out of it.

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>>1425179
Skreekr...bip? Usually you have an escape plan first when you're feeling brave enough to call out to the goblins, so you make sure to be extra quiet this time.

A goblin! It was holding up the shower curtain with its big claws! It is looking for a real goblin.

>>1425184
Moment for that was a moment ago!

>Scream
>Run away
>Other

Noise 1/20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>BEAT IT IN THE FACE

>>1425290
>Other
Say Hi to it, ask it's name, and be an all around good fella

Rolling between these two in 5 min.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

1: DIPLOMACY HAS FAILED
2: Wait, we haven't even tried it.

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You give the fiend a whack on the chest. You are Young, and this table leg is hard to swing.

>16 rolled, Noise +1

>cont

>>1425604
TRY DEPLOMACY AGAIN, STAY DETERMINED!

>"I'm sorry, little guy. You just scared me.

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Nonetheless, you leave the goblin hanging stunned. +.02 Brave Flailing!

Suddenly you hear a crunch from the wall. You've attracted the attention of a Long-Nosed Snaky Faucet Goblin! You really should have known it was related. They have the same eyes.

>Scream
>Run away
>Other

Noise 5/20

>>1425645
seconding

>>1425675
Try diplomacy again! Explain that you got scared and reacted quickly, and ask it's name!

Alright fellas, roll me a d20.

>>1425739
I may have forgotten how

how about this

Rolled 2 (1d20)

Uh-huh. Closing in 10.

>Rolled 2
>-2 Small
>+1 Apologetic tone
>-2 hitting first
>+2 intimidation?
>-5 not a native speaker
>-5 not a goblin

Final result: -9. The goblins who've tormented you for years probably never had anything nice to say for you to learn anyway. The Long-Nosed Snaky Faucet Goblin seems to take a deep breath. Is it going to say anything?

No, it's just going to sneeze cold water all over you. You're blinded for a short moment, and in the time it takes to push your wet blanket away from your eyes, the lights go out.

>You're cold and it's dark. Get warm soon or you won't be able to take Other options any more.

>Scream
>Run away
>Other

>>1425984
>Run away

While running away yell "I'm sorry"

>>1426008

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1426008
>>1426070

>>1425984
Final result was actually -11 here, whoops.

>>1426008
"I'm sorry!" you yell, and you're off like a shot, closing the door behind you in the quietest hurry you can manage.

>17/20 Noise, no roll can mitigate. Yelling is yelling.

You don't look behind you. You know the goblins won't follow. They always disappear when you yell. But you know they're still there, even when you close your eyes, and they're waiting for you to come back and look.

Don't look at the door. Don't leave it behind.

>Go to your room
>Go to the bathroomnononoNONO
>Go down the hall. You'll pass a closet and your parents' room before you reach the Down stairs.

>>1426125
>Go to room

Lock my door, and if I have one sit by the heater/vent to warm up.

>>1426160
You run to your room. Your door used to have a lock, but Daddy took it off. He said it wasn't safe for you to have one until you were older. So, you throw a few toys against the door, but not too many, or the goblins under the bed will get out.

>Noise 18/20

It's dark. You're cold. You can't sit by the floor heater vent until you're sure they won't bother you. You hear something growling downstairs. And crickets. Crickets sound nice.

>Scream. Mommy will get to you first. You hope.
>Run away right to them, won't you?
>Other: 3 left.

>>1426395
>other
Take off the wet blanket.

Writing a paper today, so updates will be slow if they come at all. Sorry.

>>1427578
I understand

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>>1427445
It's cold, but under the blanket is the safest place you know! Aside from with Mommy and Daddy or on your bed, anyway. No way you can take it off.

You back into a corner and curl up. The growl gets quieter and goes away. Something moves across your wall. You're cold and it's dark.

>Noise -1

>Sleep
>Scream
>Other (2)

>>1430453
>Other,
Look around, don't move, but look, look for more options. toys or a weapon, or a toy weapon.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1430874
>1430874

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>>1430874
You're already holding that table leg. You'll definitely hit any goblins that come too close. The toys are all under the bed to keep the goblins stuck there. But what if they jump out out after all? If you get up to fight them, the ones in the walls will get out from behind you.

Something moves across the wall and stops. You're cold and it's dark. Why don't they go away?

>Noise 16/20

>Scream
>Just close your eyes
>OtheIt's so hard to do brave things when you're small

>>1431167
>Close your eyes
and hope for the best

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>>1431213
There's nowhere to go. The bathroom isn't safe, and in your room, they're all waiting. You know they're watching when you close your eyes, but they never come.

And that is how Mommy and Daddy find you in the morning. Shivering in a corner ("Night terrors."), drenched ("Cold sweats."), and clutching a table leg ("Getting clever, this one." "Dear!")

>YOU WERE BRAVE FOR FIFTEEN MINUTES
>ROOMS TRAVERSED: 3
>GOBLINS REVEALED: 2
>GOBLINS DEFEATED: 1
>WEAPONS IMPROVISED: 1
>HIGHEST NOISE LEVEL: 18
>LOUDEST NOISE: +12, APOLOGIZING AND CLOSING A DOOR
>NOISE ABATED: 2
>YOU SLEPT POORLY
>YOU DID NOT WAKE MOMMY
>YOU DID NOT WAKE DADDY
>THE GOBLINS DID NOT TAKE YOU AWAY TONIGHT
>YOU WILL PROBABLY NAP IN THE CAR
>THANK YOU FOR PLAYING

>>1431325
THE END? We need another one of these.

>>1431371
Then so we shall, in 2 days. We have a high score to beat and a childhood to survive and eventually forget.

In the meantime, any feedback is appreciated.

>>1431502
I liked this alot. I wonder though, is the next one going to be the same thing again, or a continueation? also, what time period is this?

>>1431502
Nice work salvaging this, Salvager. Were you also the QM of Hijacked Quest?

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>>1431579
Fanks. That name's not familiar to me. I did salvage Dr. Waffles' Perfect Breakfast, though, and tried to do the same with a group adventure game. I don't believe either was archived. Pic is the good doctor experimenting with overripe bananas.

I have an affinity for abandoned things.

>>1431506
A continuation. It's set in ambiguously present day, I suppose.

>>1431728
I also ran Noble Magics. Warriors of light and all that good stuff. http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive/848798/

And then there's this too, a good deal more cryptic but set in the same universe as Nobles. Read if you're brave or enjoy reading verse.
>>>1418429 →

Beginning again in ~4 hours.

>>1436364
Something's come up and I expect to be delayed a further few hours. Thanks for your patience.

In the meantime, roll call please? If it's only two, I'll probably start a new thread so I don't have to roll for (as many) tiebreakers.

Well then.

>>1438032