>>1414705
Fall

>>1414705
Grab the camel or do a sick flip

Rolled 30 (1d100)

Rolling for epic landing and counterattack with magik missals!

>>1415121
Shiiiiiiiit I screwed that up

Rolled 76, 50 = 126 (2d100)

>>1414705
rolling not to fall on the knives or cacti

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>>1414925
>>1415114
>>1415121
>>1415142
You quickly fling out your hand and grasp the camel midflight.

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You are safe from the hashasheen tumblers and the cacti -- for now.. but Nicki isn't done with you...

>>1415240
Use you momentum to swing towards towards the wizard with a flying kick

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"You will never get to the Profiteer, not as long as I'm here. You will forever be chasing a mirage, Nicki Miraj!!"

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>>1415259

>>1415269
Perform a super ultra mega multi smash hit combo to hit all of the Nicki Miraj's at once

Rolled 5, 5 = 10 (2d6)

>>1415290
Roll

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>>1415300
SMASH HIT!!

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The Nicki's recombine and the magic mirror goes flying.

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Uh-Oh it looks like it's going to land in the wrong hands!

Reminder: you have destroyed two out of four of Nicki's Power beacons.

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1416214
Ram them with the burning end of your Camel and grab the mirror.

>>1416214
cast magic missile on the cacti to send spikes flying around, hitting the tumblers

Rolled 52 (1d100)

>>1416326
rolling

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>>1416325
You ram Nicki Miraj in the Badonkadonk, knocking out one of her power beacons! Unfortunately the magic mirror has fallen into the hands of the hashasheen.

( sorry for the late reply I didn't notice it because no one showed up for a while )

>>1416372
Send the cat to fuck up the hashasheen with it's claws while you look for the final power beacon.

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1416381

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>>1416381
Puffers nobles jumps off you and flies through the air blocking the magical blast from the hashasheen.

*nobly

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Nicki ignobly wraps her fingers around your neck and starts to squeeze all the while forcing you to listen to her awful singing.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1416420
Using your legs, swing the camel through her legs to burn her other asscheek.
RIP Cat, your sacrifice will not be in vain!

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>>1416431
You jerk your weight back and Nicki turns in the air with you, her slender hands wrapped firmly around your neck.

You bring in your knees and the burning tip of the amazing faithful Camel sinks into her other butt-cheek, searing her last power beacon.

She let's go of your neck and soars backward as you continue to roll.

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As your spinning head of heels the Hashasheen down below have joined together to aim the magic mirror in your direction.

B-zzzZZZT! It shoots out a blast!

Puffers struggles to get back on his cute putty tat feet, though he is badly wounded.

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Nicki Miraj falls delicately out of the sky.

Because the thread is dead, I'm gonna go eat and check back later. Around 7pm EST.

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Aiming the mirror the Hashasheen are rapidly burning away the front of your camel.

Anyone available to play?

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1417174
Ash that sucka right on top of them, then fly down to rescue kitty.

Sadly it's too late for me to play properly, but here's a bump.

>>1417197
D100s are unkind, do me a 2d6

>>1417197
>Sadly it's too late for me to play properly, but here's a bump.

That's okay man, I appreciate that you played. And thanks.

I think all my players are on a different timezone than me.

I'll give this thread another few minutes then if no one shows up I'll probably have to call it dead for now.

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d6)

>>1417217
>>1417258
Alrighty, new rolls.

Yeah, I guess so. Shame, this quest has been fun so far, hopefully some others will turn up.

Rolled 2, 2 = 4 (2d6)

>>1417174
>>1417258
Nobody's here, this is merely a mirage.

So what's this mirror weak to, another mirror?

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>>1417300
>>1417323
The 9 takes it.

You hunch down and elbow the camel. Ashes rain from the sky and land squarely on one of the dastardly Hashasheen tumblers.

(Thanks a lot for the compliments I really appreciate it and I'm glad you've been having fun.)

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>>1417323
I'm sorry I can't tell you that.

+You have received 2 Jenny of the Lamp tokens for your defeat of Nicki Miraj.

+You have received $100 gold pieces.
(For a total of $200g in your old timey purse)

+You will have +1 to your next 2D6 roll.

>>1417678
Wew, I was busy today and missed the Nicki Miraj fight

I love this quest really, I'm usually just here a little later because I'm so busy during the day.
I'm actually in the eastern time zone too and it seemed like you start running only an hour before I get on

>Report back to the king

>>1418092
Oh thanks I really appreciate it. I usually check on the thread for a good while after making my continuing post.

I'm optimistic that there will be better times when everyone catches each other online.

>>1418092
Oh yah and I forgot to say I'll catch your >report when I officially start the thread back up tomorrow. I'm just checking and responding here before bed right now.

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>>1418092

>>1421867
Tell him we've accomplished our quest.

>>1418870
A good chunk of questers are on drastically different timezones.

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>>1421876

>>1421876
"You have?" says the king. "That's funny because I am still receiving reports that the Profiteer is stealing my gold."

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...Back at the desert on the way to the Profiteer's Palace.

>>1422121
I was hoping for a noice reward

That booty was probably fake anyways

>Head west, rich people live in the west

>>1422297

Continued here:

>>1425539

(If you're wondering why I continued in a new thread after so few replies it's just because the 3 day permasage on qst, I like to keep the quest bumpable as long as it's being played just in case it'll grab some new players.)