>>1394373
>B) You don't really want to be just handed a promotion.
there are some fuccbois who probably would be a pain if the tests weren't done to show competence.

Also, 'sup Country?

>>1394398
People suck no matter what. Shrugginganimegrill.wav

Nothing good really, I have the house to myself, at least.

>>1394373
>A) You'll take it.

>>1394416
being alone in the house is always a comfort, to me at least.

>>1394373
>>B) You don't really want to be just handed a promotion.

>>1394373
>B) You don't really want to be just handed a promotion.

>>1394373

>B) You don't really want to be just handed a promotion

>>1394373
>B

Truck swiped a utility pole at the top of my street, I might be able to run tomorrow, but it all depends on how much of a shit the electric company gives about one street.

>>1394922
Wow, as soon as I rejoin and make my first vote, everything goes to shit faster than TFS making a social roll. A sign from god, I do believe.

>>1394922
wow your luck is fucked, Country, go get an exorcist or some shit. See ya when we see ya.

>>1394373
>B) You don't really want to be just handed a promotion.
Kuro doesn't have the experience or strength to be a teacher yet
>>1394922
At this point you're worse than a black father, at least black dads only leave once.

>>1396530
Does that put me somewhere between Country and a black father because I keep disappearing for schoolwork?

>>1396627
Yes
But I'll always be there to give people the wrong advice

>>1394373
>>A) You'll take it.

>>1396634
Don't worry, I'll always trust your advice when I'm around, Not. Mostly because my own advice would send us down a path of destruction in this quest, but also because I like you as a friend.

>>1394373
>A) You'll take it.

Time for some nepotism

>>1394373
>A) You'll take it.
Who cares what some scrubs think about us.
also god dammit Country, this thread is title "Nijiden II" so I went looking through the archive for a "Nijiden I"

>>1394373
>>B) You don't really want to be just handed a promotion.

Affirmative action for the moonboy
Kuro don't need a hand out

>>1396530
I don't control Fed-Ex's drivers getting slammed on the job.

>>1397431
Nijiden I is XXVI on the archives.

>Writing.

>>1394398
>>1394455
>>1394580
>>1394615
>>1394681
>>1396530
>>1397583
"No, I don't want to just be handed a promotion that I didn't earn, I'm not even ready to be a jounin yet." Comes your reply.

The jounin commander seems taken aback, as if she didn't expect that answer. "Oh, um, well, alright then," she composes herself by clearing her throat, "would you like to be recommended for promotion at least?"

>A) Yes.

>B) No.

>C) "Surprise me."

>D) Ask her for/about something else (What?)

>>1397960
>>B) No.

>>1397960
>Ask why this is going on, And what is too gain out of promoting somebody the shitgae clearly hates up in the ranking.

>Also, Surpise me.

>>1397987
>>1397960
A this

>>1397960
>A

>>1397987
>>1398014
"What are you trying to get out of promoting someone that the Hokage clearly has it out for?" You ask her again.

"I already explained this, I'm just trying to make up for what the Hokage did to you," she says with a sigh, "now, what will it be?"

"Surprise me, I guess," you tell the Commander noncommittally.

"Great," she puts her forehead into her pal, leaning onto her desk, "you can go, just... you'll hear from me before too long."

>A) Leave.

>B) Say something else to her (What?)

>>1398031
Looks like I dropped this.

>>1398031
>A)

Dammit, too late to affect the vote. ;;

>>1398031
>>A) Leave.
Not sure how to feel about her expecting to take the promotion

>>1398043
Clearly, she knows that us anons are gonna make him chimp out eventually - she's trying to get on Kuro's good side for when he goes full moonnigger.

>>1398055
Why would you go full moonnigger?

>>1398061
Because knowing how we vote, it'll take one little slight by someone late at night and a quick landslide vote in favor of chimp-out.

>>1398031
>A) Leave.
I hope we get like a get-out-of-jail-free-card or something. might be useful later

>>1398065
>>1398061
>Implying that means we are bad ninja's.

>>1398041
>>1398043
>>1398068
You walk out of the office, bagged dress and bouquet of flowers in hand, then head back into the upper village.

You're still puzzled about the Jounin Commander's offer, naturally suspicious of any seemingly advantageous proposition. You suppose that she could just be doing it as an apology, but would someone really do that? You need to think about this more.

>What do you do now?

>>1398094
Go home and drop off all the shit we have

>>1398094
Supporting >>1398099, though if we haven't contacted her yet, I'd like to suggest we try calling eyepatch.

>>1398099
>>1398094
This is a sound plan

>>1398094
>>1398117
I guess this.

Also, what's going on, Country is running at a reasonable for me time?

>>1398099
>>1398117
>>1398121
>>1398127
You decide to head home, the short-ish walk there allowing you to think more and more about your meeting just now.

Maybe she was just doing it as some sort of apology to you from the village, you wonder if you will be ready to be a jounin before long.

When you get home, you put the flowers in a vase on your computer desk, and store the dress in your closet. Speaking of the desk, you also find a new phone with a ribbon on it, probably a gift from your parents, making sure you were caught up technologically.

Checking the device, it has everything your old one had, including contacts.

>A) Call Baratsuchi.

>B) Call someone else (Who?)

>C) Do something else (What?)

>>1398160
>>A) Call Baratsuchi.
Best girl time

>>1398160
>A) Call Baratsuchi.
would she have kept the same number for two years

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>>1398164
But anon, Shirou is in her room.

>>1398167
I haven't changed mine in like, five.

>>1398160
>A)
>>1398167
I hope she did.
>>1398169
So worst girl is in her bedroom, and we're calling best girl, got it.

>>1398177
>worst girl
I don't know about that, let's see what the results say when Wheel's done hacking them.

Wheel, you're Russian, right? I seem to remember you at least being in the vicinity of Russia.

>Writing.

>>1398164
>>1398167
>>1398177
You pick up the phone, going through your contacts, and finding your girlfriend. Or, at least you hope that it's still her number, and that she's still your girlfriend. You did both promise not to cheat when you were leaving.

You get an answer on the fourth ring.

"Whoever this is," it's undoubtedly Baratsuchi, she sounds just like you remember, even her tone is a haughty and huffy, "I don't appreciate this sort of humor, I thought you had given up doing these pranks months ago!"

>A) "It's not a prank."

>B) "Do you still have the rabbit I got you?"

>C) "It's me, Kuro."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1398177
>Shirou is worst
Maybe
>Bara best
Wrong

It's way too late for me to be participating in this shit desu

>>1398191
>>B) "Do you still have the rabbit I got you?"

>>1398191
>B)
Someone's gonna get punched for pranking her.

>>1398192
What time is it for you, anon?

And who do you think a best?

>>1398197
>Punched
>Not turned into a fruit and eaten

>>1398191
>>B) "Do you still have the rabbit I got you?"

>>1398201
It's closing in on 4 am.

Also, moon not!loliclear best

>>1398191
>A

>>1398201
>getting permission to fruitify someone and eat them

My day is made.

>>1398212
>Falling for the loli
Don't do what I did in the first part of the quest, anon. He's going to fucking ruin your emotions with the moonloli.

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>>1398217
>Implying I've forgotten Momo
Ya just gotta push on lad

>>1398217
Will every loli in this quest be shunned and looked at with doubtful eyes because of what's-her-face?

>>1398222
That picture brings me pain, and I have. That's why I support eyepatch personally - just going with who I think is best girl now.

>>1398225
But Baratsuchi was always better than Nono, or whatever her name was.

>>1398223
Yes. This is what happens when you fuck with my emotions, you cat-rabbit-monster.

Irregardless of waifuing, I cannot wait to be the villain and to win

>>1398230
Fuck you, you animal.
>>1398237
We're converting our waifu to evil and conquering the world, no matter what.

>>1398195
>>1398197
>>1398208
"Do you still have that rabbit I got you?" You ask with a grin that you're sure she can hear, even over the phone.

"I-um, yes, well of course I-" She begins, unsure of what to say, "Kuro?! KURO?!"

>A) "That's right."

>B) "Who else would it be?"

>C) "I'm back."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1398269
>D) "Missed you too."

>>1398269
>>B) "Who else would it be?"

>>1398278
>>D) "Missed you too."
Smooth

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>>1398281

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>>1398278
Fuck.

>>1398291
You thought the cringe was gone; you were wrong.

>>1398269
>B) "Who else would it be?"

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>>1398293
I wasn't cringing [/spoiler]it's just that's so sweet.[/spoiler]

>>1398278
>>1398281
"I missed you too," you tell the Stone ninja.

"I-I missed you so much Kuro!" She replies, extremely excited, "When did you come back? Can you come see me? Should I plan to go there?"

>A) "A few days ago, I don't think so, maybe."

>B) "A few days ago, sure, if you want to."

>C) A few days ago, maybe, if you want to."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1398306
>B)
>D) "And... sorry for not finding the time to call sooner."
>>1398299
>Calls it sweet
>Uses an Aizen picture
I don't know how I feel about this.

>>1398311
It's glasses!Aizen, he was a good guy.

>>1398306
>>A) "A few days ago, I don't think so, maybe."

>>1398306
>>B) "A few days ago, sure, if you want to."

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>>1398311
>>1398316
You horndogs just want to go to the Stone so you can get it in with Eyepatch and the Rockage at the same time.

>>1398326
>3 Years on the moon

>>1398329
All this is making me think of is that fucking line in the SAO novel.

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>>1398313
>Aizen
>A good guy in any incarnation
>mfw
>>1398326
Hey, man, you're the one who brought up the Rocktittieskage for me, you only have yourself to approve of.
>>1398329
>>1398340
Chapter 16.5 made an already terrible experience even worse.

>>1398340
>>1398346
Glop

Sorry about the delay, had to visit the oval office.

>>1398311
>>1398316
"I just got back a few days ago," you tell her, "sorry for not finding the time to call before now."

"Kuro, no, that's fine," her tone has taken a one-eighty, she's speaking to you sweetly, happily, "I understand that you were busy, but I'm so glad that we get to talk now at least."

"And I'm pretty sure that I could go to the Hidden Stone soon enough, unless you'd rather come here," you offer to her.

"I think that you should come here Kuro, you've only been to the Hidden Stone once, and that was on a layover, right?" You confirm the fact, "I'm sure you'll love it here, it may not be as aesthetic as the Hidden Leaf, but it has its own beauty."

>A) "I'll see what I can do."

>B) "We'll talk about it soon."

>C) "That's because you're there."

>D) "What about your dad?"

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1398453
>C)
You include the option, I'm gonna go for it.
>D)
I'm curious if the old bastard has died.

>>1398459
>I'm curious if the old bastard has died.
He's only a few years older than Kuro's parents...

>>1398453
>C) "That's because you're there."
>D) "What about your dad?"


>>1398467
Our real ones, or the ones that permitted us to become a moonnigger.

>>1398467
That doesn't mean he wasn't hit by a stray jutsu.

Also, if I see one more gas station today, I might buy an electric car.

>>1398478
>Also, if I see one more gas station today, I might buy an electric car.
What?

>That doesn't mean he wasn't hit by a stray jutsu.
He's not a ninja.

>>1398483
>only ninja's get hit by stray jutsu's

>>1398483
Captcha, man, it's hell.

>>1398453
>C) "That's because you're there."
>D) "What about your dad?"
I'll come visit as soon as I can

>>1398459
>>1398471
"That's because you're there," you woo the pinkette with your silver tongue.

Baratsuchi laughs, "I'm so happy to hear you've not greatly changed, Kuro."

"Oh, but for when I go there, what about your father?" You bring up the concern, knowing that your girlfriend has a rather overbearing parent.

"Don't worry about him," she says curtly, seriously, "anyway, I hope that you can come soon Kuro! I can't wait to see you."

>A) "What do you mean by 'don't worry about him'?"

>B) "Yeah, I'll see you really soon."

>C) "I'm sure that I'm more excited to see you."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1398569
>C)

>>1398569
>B) "Yeah, I'll see you really soon."

>>1398569

>C) "I'm sure that I'm more excited to see you."

>>1398571
>>1398580
"I'm sure I'm more excited to see you," you tell her, your grin evident in your speech.

"Kuro!" You can practically feel her blush.

>A) "I've spent three years on the Moon, you know."

>B) "Sorry, sorry."

>C) "What, you haven't let yourself go, have you?"

>D) "What? You've given up your fashion sense?"

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1398614
>B)

>>1398614
>A) "I've spent three years on the Moon, you know."
>C) "What, you haven't let yourself go, have you?"

BULLY THE WHORE.

>>1398614
>B) "Sorry, sorry."

>>1398620
>>1398638
YOU TRAITORS, BULLY THE WOMAN.

>>1398643
Kuro usually only physically bullies women.

>>1398627
>>1398643
Fuck off, Baratsuchi's pure as snow, no bully.

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>>1398648
She is pure, isn't she? But nothing that's pure can remain that way forever.

>Writing

>>1398653
>>1398648
DON'T WORRY, I plan on having us defile her little purity when we meet. Unless shes a whore, then we kill her and him.

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>>1398653
Don't make me fucking cut you.

>>1398658
>us defiling her little purity when we meet
oh, well, I'm fine with that.

>>1398620
>>1398638
"Sorry, sorry," you wave it off, "Anyway, we'll talk soon, alright?"

"Of course," she replies, "It was wonderful speaking to you again."

You hear a beep that indicates that the call has ended.

>What do you do now?

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>>1398660
What good would that do you?

>>1398658
Who's 'him'?

>>1398698
>Go get the paper work ready so you can go visit the rock, sense its bound to be needed cause Mooningger.

>>1398706
I fully expect her to be a whore, even moreso after you're time on Akun.

>>1398708
Akun has not changed my views on whores. Also, I was less cruel there.

To make up for that, I'm going to kill every character who nottfs can remember.

>>1398713
thats cause the anons voted for the most cruel, So you were able to use them as an excuse.

But he remembered the MC, does that mean we kill ourselves?

>>1398718
Anons didn't vote for Mojo to die.

No, it just means that you're stuck in a sisyphean loop of trying to achieve your goal.

>>1398718
Everyone we know and love aside from characters introduced during/after timeskip will die, and with them so will we.

>>1398713
I can verify that, surprisingly, he was less cruel on Akun.
>>1398698
Do as this anon says >>1398708

>>1398708
>>1398734
>Obtaining Papers Please.

I'll end the session there, got some stuff to do tonight, but I might pick up around 10 my time, if not, then I'll run tomorrow. As always, I'll stick around for a bit.

>>1398758
God damn it.

>>1398765
:^) Can't let you and Dice run it into the ground, anon.

>>1398785
>Anon

HAVE YOU FORGOTTEN THE HERO OF THE QUEST?

>>1398791
I like to think if I reverse-tulpa you, your influence might disappear.

>>1398794
You can try but nobody can truly forget the greatest of all.

>>1398791
go back to fucking your cousin, Jiraiya.

>>1398814
I've told you time and time again Dice. Thats not how it works, and most of my family is already dead.

>>1398846
That doesn't mean you can't fuck the body.

>>1398856
It does, Because you don't disturb the dead.

Just keep it on page one with your namefag circlejerkery.

>>1398863
Fine fine. Jiraiya, join me in circlejerking us to the top.

>>1398880
thats gay.

>>1398899
Then it's perfect for this quest and for you especially.

>>1398713
Idk, you were pretty cruel with your pacing
That shit was awful

Nobody lapped up my clear, salty, prethread?

For shame.

>Starting soon

Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga and Anime. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, though a bit more refined, and the villages you know and love are largely the same, though their diplomatic situations may not be.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and Shippuden..

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a fifteen year old Hidden Leaf Chunin. Once a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Tokubetsu Jounin who specializes in Hand Seals, also living with you is your cousin Haiiro, who's mother sent her to attend the Ninja Academy.

You've returned to the World after three years of being consigned to the Moon for general Otsutsukery, and also the degradation of the diplomatic order of the world.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats that's still outdated by three years: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXi

Last Time, Kuro talked with his girlfriend for the first time in years,

>>1398708
>>1398734
You decide that it would be a good idea to get the required paperwork for an outing to the Hidden Stone, which is one of the official functions left in the Academy, and not transferred elsewhere.

When you go there, the receptionist at the small ninja administrative office in the Academy, a chunin around Shirou's age, hands you the appropriate paperwork, though he notes that it's odd you would be leaving so soon after you returned.

You fill out the form, returning it to the chunin, who tells you that it'll be a few days to process the request.

>A) Go home right away.

>B) The Academy is almost out, walk Haiiro home.

>C) The Academy is almost out, go shopping with Haiiro when she gets out.

>D) Go see someone else (Who?)

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1402557
>C) The Academy is almost out, go shopping with Haiiro when she gets out.

Oh damn, I forgot an OP pic.

>>1402557
>C)
>>1402575
Forgot it like my Pathfinder group keeps forgetting that Tuesday is game night.

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>>1402588
Maybe they just realized how shit pathfinder is?

>>1402597
Not with how much these guys fucking love this shit - to the point that everytime they say 'lets play Only War at some point', they inevitably decide against it in favor of Pathfinder because they ask 'can't we just do it there'.

Maybe it's because of me, maybe I'm the reason they don't show up.

>>1402557

>C) The Academy is almost out, go shopping with Haiiro when she gets out.

>>1402567
>>1402588
You wait around for the Academy to get out by the entrance, standing of the periphery of a group of parents, siblings, and assorted child-carers.

To your surprise, Haiiro comes out on the arm of a somewhat nondescript boy her age with lavender hair. He seems flustered by the contact.

You suppose that it's good Haiiro isn't socially awkward like your sister, but maybe she's a bit too forward.

>A) Call her over to you.

>B) Go over to them, say something about the boy.

>C) Go over to them, say something to the boy.

>D) Follow them, see what Haiiro's up to.

>E) Let them be.

>F) Something else (What?)

>>1402649
>Go over and threathen the boy.

>>1402649
>A)

Goddammit, she's become a hoe, hasn't she?

>>1402649
>C) Go over to them, say something to the boy.
Greet them properly, then ask if Haiiro would like that shopping trip now or some other time.

>>1402649
>C) TEASE THEM

>>1402664
>"Romance doesn't involve spreading your legs like a sixty-ryo whore, Kuro."

>>1402665
>>1402671
Once the end-of-the-day crowd is mostly dispersed, you approach Haiiro and her 'friend' casually.

"Hello Haiiro, would you care to introduce me to your friend?" You ask your cousin pleasantly.

The younger girl turns to face you the boy being forced to wheel in tow, "Hi, Kuro! This is Renkin, Renkin, this is my cousin Kuro!" She beams, looking from you, to Renkin, and back to you.

"Hello Kuro," he manages in a subdued tone, "I've heard you're from the Moon, is that true?" A pretty bold question, considering Haiiro seems to be dragging him along.

>A) You are.

>B) You aren't.

>C) Kind of.

>D) Brush off his question.

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1402736
>C) "It's complicated."

>>1402736
>C) Kind of.
"I AM an Otsutsuki, if that is what you are asking."

>>1402736
>its complicated,

>>1402736
>C.

Fucking country

>>1402749
>>1402759
>>1402795
>>1402796
"It's complicated," you answer, "but I am an Otsutsuki if that's what you're asking."

"I-I knew you were going to eat me!" He wrenches free from Haiiro's grasp pointing accusingly at her.

"It's not like that, he didn't get it from our family!" She pounces on him, pouting, "and I did say that I just wanted to eat you up."

>A) Break this up, ask Haiiro about shopping.

>B) Say something to Renkin (What?)

>C) Say something else to Haiiro (What?)

>D) Threaten to eat Renkin.

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1402829
>D) Threaten to eat Renkin.

>>1402829
>B) Say something to Renkin (What?)
"Do not worry, one of the complicated parts is that I'm the only Otsutsuki in our family."

>C) Say something else to Haiiro (What?)
"So Haiiro, would you like to go on a shopping trip?"

>>1402829
>D. jokingly but not jokingly Threaten to eat Renkin

>>1402829
>B)
"Don't worry, we only eat people who deserve it.... so don't hurt my cousin."

>>1402829
>>1402846
Seconding

Sorry for the delay guys, talking with the family over the phone.

>>1402839
>>1402858
>>1402846
>>1402833
>>1402898

You hold up your right hand, generating a blue-green shade of chakra encompass it, grinning madly, "I only eat people who deserve it, so you had better not do anything to Haiiro."

Renkin's eyes widen in fear, and he tries to back off, though Haiiro's binding him hinders that somewhat.

You let the smidgen of avatar dispel, "Don't worry though, you seem like a nice kid, and it's pretty complicated, but I'm the only Otsutsuki in the family," you then assure the boy.

Renkin just nods.

>A) Offer to take them shopping.

>B) Offer to take Haiiro shopping.

>C) Let them be.

>D) Get Haiiro away from the poor boy.

>E) Something else (What?)

>>1402992
>D) Get Haiiro away from the poor boy.
>B) Offer to take Haiiro shopping.

>>1402992
>B) Offer to take Haiiro shopping.

>>1402992
>A)
We shall chaperone this date and prepare to devour this poor, poor child.

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>>1403010
I knew you weren't a lolicon Dice, but a shotacon?

>>1402992
>B) Offer to take Haiiro shopping.
>D) Get Haiiro away from the poor boy.

>>1402992
>B) Offer to take Haiiro shopping.

>>1403021
Devour his fruit thing, not his shota dick, faggot.

>>1402997
>>1403000
>>1403038
>>1403039
You think that it would probably be best to get Haiiro away from this object of her affection, he seems nice enough, if a bit timid.

"Come on Haiiro, I want to make up for what happened when I got back, where do you want to go shopping?" You proposition your cousin.

She lets go of her death grip on Renkin, "Really Kuro, wherever I want? You're the best!" She transfers the majority of her attention to you.

Renkin mouths a 'thank you' in your direction as he flees for home.

>A) "Yeah, anywhere you want."

>B) "Well, let's not go crazy..."

>C) "Oh no, I choose where."

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1403062
>A) "Yeah, anywhere you want."

>>1403042
Too bad fourstar's not here, he's a huge shotacon.

>>1403062
>B) "Well, let's not go crazy..."

>>1403062
Haiiro a cute
>A) "Yeah, anywhere you want."

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>>1403090
Cute enough for lewds?

>>1403062
>A) "Yeah, anywhere you want."

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>>1403106

>>1403106
Hell yeah

>>1403062
>A)
Lets go down this rabbit hole.
>>1403075
How about no?
>>1403106
>>1403114
First Shirou, now our poor little cousin. What is with you and encouraging us to fuck relatives?

>>1403128
I never encouraged sisconery, and this is just posing a question as to whether people would want to tear off that seifuku with their teeth.

>>1403137
I flat chests country, I'm not a fucking lolicon.

Make a shirou route you prude!

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>>1403074
>>1403090
>>1403111
>>1403128
"Sure, anywhere you want," you offer to her with a smile, placing a hand on her head.

Haiiro grabs you by the hand, essentially dragging you to a little specialty clothing shop that you've never noticed before. It reminds you a little of the shop where you bought your ninja onesies, but more for form over function.

Your cousin ignores all of the nearly fully-stocked racks of the store, instead heading right for the counter.

She speaks to the young woman manning the register, rattling off her order.

In the end, your wallet is three ninja seifuku lighter, red-black, blue-gold, and black-pink, along with some other outfits.

Haiiro thanks you as you get the receipt, getting ready to leave. "That was great, thank you Kuro, I only needed a few more, it's not really a set, but, you know how it is, getting all the colors and whatnot, say, are those unitard things you used to wear any good? I remember you had a bunch, would you recommend them?"

Before you can sing the praises of the comfy, stylish, and practical garment which is the ninja onesie, a familiar face walks into the store.

It may have been a few years, but Ryuko Ishizumi is still the same 'delinquent' as she always was. The same red streak through her hair, the same 'not caring' stance, of course, she has grown up a little, and she's swapped out her skirt and button-up for jeans, leather jacket, t-shirt, and short red scarf. "Hey there Kuro, long time no see," she says, not entirely confident in it.

>A) "Hello Ryuko, how've you been?"

>B) "This doesn't seem like the kind of place you'd shop."

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1403216

>A) "Hello Ryuko, how've you been?"

>>1403192
There's always been a Shirou route, it's just that nobody's been dumb enough to take it... again.

>>1403216
>A) "Hello Ryuko, how've you been?"

>>1403216
>A) "Hello Ryuko, how've you been?"

>B) "This doesn't seem like the kind of place you'd shop."

>>1403216
>A)
>>1403225
note to self, wreck the quest harder than fags on Akun wreck their dignity if someone goes down the path of siscon.

>>1403247
They would need a majority, and it seems like Shirou is in a distant sixth or even seventh.

>>1403268
Or just one night where the rest of us aren't paying attention, just like with Trump at the RNC.

>>1403274
Shirou can't cyberbully and assassination-shame the other waifus out of the race.

Baratsuchi has a solid lead.

>>1403223
>>1403226
>>1403246
>>1403247
"Hello Ryuko, how have you been?" You greet your former classmate.

"I've been okay, I guess, I got involved with the family business, but it's not too exciting," she gestures around the shop. "How about you Kuro, I hope that the Moon wasn't too soul-sucking?"

Haiiro grabs you and pulls you into a whisper before you can respond, "I know this is a lot to ask Kuro, but is there anyway you could look past love for a discount?"

You don't dignify your cousin with a response. "It wasn't as bad as I thought it would be," you reply, "so your family owns this shop?"

"My mom, this one and a few others," she responds with a sigh, "gives me something to do when I'm not out on missions."

>A) Ask more about her family.

>B) Talk to her about something else (What?)

>C) Say something to Haiiro (What?)

>D) Ask for a discount.

>E) Something else (What?)

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>>1403284
Shirou winning would be this, essentially.

>>1403314
>A) Ask more about her family.

>>1403314
>A) Ask more about her family.

>>1403314
>D) Ask for a discount.
why would I care about her family? also,
>still no plot whatsoever
why u do dis

>>1403314
>>A) Ask more about her family.

I don't remember who she is and want to know more.
Was she the video game girl?

>>1403351
>video game girl
No, that's Mitasu, she's Sensei's age.

>>1403318
>>1403323
>>1403351
"I don't remember you talking much about your family, what's it like?" You ask, curious.

Ryuko shifts nervously, "Well, my parents split up after I was born, and I only got to know my older sister and mother recently," she informs you, "my father's in the science division, and my sister's a chunin like us, but my mother owns a bunch of clothing stores, it's her passion, apparently."

>A) Inquire further.

>B) Change the subject (To what?)

>C) Leave with Haiiro.

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1403370
>Hey atleast you know you're real parents.
>make a soft joke out of it, Cry inside.

>>1403379
The fuck are you on about?

>>1403370
>>A) Inquire further.

>>1403379
I don't think thats how our moon shit works, 100% related.

>>1403381
>Whatisgeneticmodifiction

>>1403370
>A)
Wow, hitting it right on the nose with the Kill La Kill, aren'tcha, Country?

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>1403370
>A) Inquire further.
>>1403379
>whut

>>1403370
>C) Leave with Haiiro.
seriously none of this even matters
I wanna know who got us sent home from the moon early
I wanna learn about the rising political tensions
instead all I'm getting is boring irrelevant filler

>>1403386
As the great director, Michael Bay once said "Shut the fuck up."

>>1403390
Well, at least you're not quoting the amazing actor Shia LaBeouf's famous line fuck orange president.

>>1403383
>>1403386
>>1403388
"Wow, sounds like an interesting home life," you comment, "does your whole family ever get together or anything?"

"Not really," she answers, rather disinterested, "I've got to start my shift now Kuro, it was nice seeing you again, love the new look."

With that, you and Haiiro take your leave home.

That night, your mother offers to let you help her cook dinner.

>First four 1d100 to see if you're still the flavorsenin.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1403398

>>1403389
I'll try to speed it up, but the early Moon recovery thing isn't too compelling, and the political tensions is a little more overarching.

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1403398

>>1403398
Fail incoming

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>1403398
Fuck, forgot to roll

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Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1403398

>>1403401
>early Moon recovery thing isn't too compelling
well that was a shitload of wasted potential
so basically what you're saying is that I have no plot development to look forward to? are we full going SOL with unrelated and unimportant missions?

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>>1403412
nice roll. and nice assassination kino.

>>1403400
>>1403408
>>1403412
You help your mother with dinner, and do a fantastic job, it looks like your skills in the kitchen haven't withered at all from being on the Moon! (Permanent +15 to all cooking rolls, you can no longer critfail cooking rolls.)

After dinner, you retire to bed, sleeping a restful and dreamless sleep.

When you get up, you find that you have the house to yourself, and that there are two official pieces of mail for you.

>A) Go out and do something (What?)

>B) Read the mail.

>C) Something else (What?)

>>1403436
>B)

>>1403436
>B) Read the mail

>>1403436
>>B) Read the mail.

At last, no more bitching from kuro for fucking up cooking

>>1403436
>B) Read the mail.

>>1403445
I know, it's the end of an era. I'd better kill someone to make up for it.

>>1403458
Great plan, but who to kill?

>>1403441
>>1403444
>>1403445
>>1403446
Casually ripping open the envelopes, you find that one's from the Jounin Commander, Koshuko Gokyo is apparently her name, detailing how you can prove yourself ready for jounin testing. The way you can do this is by completing four B-rank missions on your own, or at the head of a team, and one A-rank mission on your own.

The second letter relates to your travel request, which has been approved!

>A) Plan for your trip.

>B) Go to the missions office.

>C) It's been a while since you saw Shozun, go see her.

>D) Something else (What?)

>>1403472
>A) Plan for your trip.

>B) Go to the missions office.

Any mission in/near stone village that we can do as long as we're gonna be out there?

>>1403472
>A) Plan for your trip.
seeing people now, missions galore later

>>1403472
>A) Plan for your trip.

>>1403472
>A

>>1403472
>A) Plan for your trip.

>>1403474
>>1403476
>>1403480
>>1403484
>>1403488
Ho's before risking your life for your village, am I right?

>I'll end it there, be back probably tomorrow a bit later than usual, as always, I'll stick around for a bit.

>>1403509
thanks for the run, Country. So is Kuro some sort of boogeyman to the younger ninjas?

>>1403514
Not really, Haiiro was just telling Renkin all about you.

>>1403539
what'd the reaction be if Kuro tried to bang Haiiro

>>1403545
By who?

>>1403559
lets say haiiro shirou and the family

I woke up just in time for the ending

>>1403561
Out of nowhere? Haiiro would be scared, scarred, and also confused but in both the good and bad ways, Shirou would be angry but also sad that Kuro didn't go for her first, Kuro's parents would disown him, Haiiro's mother would probably take legal action.

>>1403568
No need to brag about your backwards toilets, fuck's sake.

>>1403570
interesting reactions from shirou and haiiro

>>1403572
Is that really so surprising, coming from Shirou?

>>1403579
Who has the worst opinion of Kuro in the leaf?

>>1403585
I'd put money on the Hokage

>>1403587
He doesn't dislike us, he's just an extremely cagey bastard

>>1403585
Byakko Uchiha.

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>>1403590
Where is moon loli?

>>1403613
Uchiha rape dungeon.

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>>1403618

>>1403625
I'm kidding, it has no affiliation with the Uchiha Clan.

I'll get going again in half an hour to an hour.

Future Naruto Quest

This quest is set within the universe of Naruto, long after the end of the series, but ignoring the events of the Boruto Manga and Anime. Of course, because this is Naruto we're talking about, the geopolitics and technology haven't advanced as quickly as they would in the real world. As such, the technology is similar to that of Boruto the Movie, though a bit more refined, and the villages you know and love are largely the same, though their diplomatic situations may not be.

However, the characters will be less familiar, because as much time has passed between the Last and now as passed between the Founding of the Hidden Villages and Shippuden..

You are playing as Kuro Nijiiroh, a fifteen year old Hidden Leaf Chunin. Once a member of Hōōmaru Tachibana’s Team Seven, along with Hakurin Hyuga, and Jimmaru ████ Uchiha. Your family consists of your older sister, an ANBU Black Ops, Shirou; your mother, the restaurateur Ki; and your father Aomon, a Tokubetsu Jounin who specializes in Hand Seals, also living with you is your cousin Haiiro, who's mother sent her to attend the Ninja Academy.

You've returned to the World after three years of being consigned to the Moon for general Otsutsukery, and also the degradation of the diplomatic order of the world.

Archive: http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/archive.html?tags=Future%20Naruto%20Quest

Twitter: https://twitter.com/No_CountryQM

Pastebin of Kuro’s Stats that's still outdated by three years: http://pastebin.com/4WycTkXi

Last Time, Kuro cucked a grade schooler, and then had a girls' day out with his cousin.

>>1403474
>>1403476
>>1403480
>>1403484
>>1403488
It's time to plan for your trip to the Hidden Stone, luckily there's a form for that!

How long do you intend to travel for?

>A) 1 week

>B) 10 days

>C) 2 weeks

>D) Another length of time (how long?)

When do you intend to depart?

>A) 5 days from now

>B) 1 week from now

>C) 2 weeks from now

>D) Another time (when?)

Where do you intend to travel to?

>A) The Hidden Stone

>B) The Land of Earth's Capital

What is the purpose of this trip?

>Write-in

>>1408775
>C) 2 weeks

>As soon as possible

>B) The Land of Earth's Capital
>Civilian work?

>>1408775
>B) 10 days
enough time to get laid

>D) Another time (when?)
asap

>A) The Hidden Stone

>personal leave
they cant really say no to someone who was basically in prison for no reason and just got out right?

>>1408797
>they cant really say no to someone who was basically in prison for no reason and just got out right?
This kind of logic is why people become repeat offenders.

>>1408775
>B) 10 days
>A) 5 days from now
>A) The Hidden Stone
>Visiting an associate/personal leave

do we really have to put down a reason? The travel request was already approved.

>>1408775
>>B) 10 days
>>A) 5 days from now
>>A) The Hidden Stone
>>Visiting an associate/personal leave

>>1408775
>B

>asap

>A

Personal leave

>>1408775
>C) 2 weeks
Asap
>A) The Hidden Stone
Visiting gf
inb4 somebody pulls some bullshit and this trip gets us labeled as missingnin

so we're staying at Baratsuchi's mansion right?
sharing a bed?

>>1408797
>>1408805
>>1408830
>>1408831
>>1408835
You fill in the three querying lines with

10 days.

You intend to leave as soon as possible.

And you intend to go to the Hidden Stone.

With that, you put the form into an enclosed envelope to mail back, and put it in your house's mailbox, with that done, you have the whole day ahead of you.

>What do?