Time do some fun ship things.
>>1387963
>Check on Dorsetshire and Repulse

>>1387963
>Check on Ontario.
We haven't seen much of her in a while.

>>1387963
>>Check on San Fran

>>1387963
>Other
Gather up a destroyer squadron, find the largest battleship stationed here and dogpile the battleship screaming "BURNING LOVE". Or do it to the captain, whoever you find first.

>>1387963
>>Other
>Stampede up to the briefing room door, kick it in, and shout "BURNING LOVE!" at the top of your lungs. Make sure to have Paz taping on the cellphone so you can laugh at how badly the Captain flinches.

>>1387963
>Check on Portland and Indy

>>1388014
I seriously have to wonder what Kongou is doing right now.

>>1387963
>>Check on Portland and Indy

>>1388021
Sneezing.

>>1387963
>Check on San Fran
Lets see how miss alcoholic is dealing with being a bit more sober for so long.

>>1388021

>inb4 she ends up on the news for doing something stupid like hanging upside down from Tower Bridge.

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>>1387963
Okay, so there seems to be a split, so we'll have to narrow it down to the most voted options!

>Portland and Indy
>San Fran

>>1388077
>>Portland and Indy

>>1388077
>San Fran

>>1388077
>>San Fran

>>1388077
>San Fran

>>1388077
>>San Fran

>>1388077
>Portland and Indy

Although, I suppose the perfect burning love option would be to do it to Kongou herself.

>>1388077
>>San Fran

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>>1388077
"Come on, let's see how San Fran is doing." You grin as you lead Paz along.

"Oh, you mean the old and smelly cruiser?" Paz asks in her usual chipper tone.

"Paz, that's a rude thing to say." You tut. "San Fran isn't smelly anymore ever since she stopped smoking and drinking. Now she's old and grumpy!"

"Oh, okay!" Paz nods at your clarification.

It doesn't take too long to find San Fran. After all, all you had to do was follow DesDiv 6's trail, and she wouldn't be far.

Sure enough, San Fran was busy trying to wrangle the four destroyers, who seemed like they were playing tag with her. In addition, San Diego was present as well, a mirthful smile on her face upon seeing San Fran suffer.

"Too slow, Fraaaaanie!" Ikazuchi cackles as San Fran tries to catch up to her.

"God... damn... destroyers..." San Fran pants. "I am so not up to this..."

"Should have taken better care of your body." San Diego gives a sly smile.

"That's not how it works with us, and you know it!" San Fran pants.

"You should be teasing San Francisco like this!" Akatsuki pouts. "That's not ladylike at all!"

"But it's fun, isn't it?" Hibiki notes as she ducks under a grabbing swipe from San Fran.

"I swear when I catch you..." San Fran grunts, redoubling her efforts.

"Hawawawa!" Inazuma yelps as she dashes away.

"That looks like fun..." Paz pouts in jealousy.

>Let Paz join in.
>Maybe you should help out San Fran.
>Bully the San Fran more.
>Other

>>1388227
>>Maybe you should help out San Fran.
Help out the elderly.

>>1388227
>Other
Bully San Diego.

>>1388227
>Maybe you should help out San Fran.

>>1388227
>>Maybe you should help out San Fran.

Give the poor girl a break. She's already got that Abyssal shrapnel lodged in her chest, she doesn't need to be overstressed watching after DDs.

>>1388227
>>Bully the San Fran more.
A true destroyer would jump at the chance to play tag!

>>1388227
>Let Paz join in.

>>1388227
>>Maybe you should help out San Fran.
Being a New Orleans class CA is suffering

>>1388098
Kongou's probably getting dogpiled by those alphabet destroyers in Portsmouth. And probably some of the light cruisers. And Renown.

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>>1388227
You do acutely remember San Fran's "condition", that being a piece of Abyssal gunk lodged in her chest. You did hear from Vita and Shen that her condition did seem to be improving, but it definitely wasn't from all this extra exertion required to round up these destroyers.

"All right, that's enough out of you three." You grunt as manage to nab Ikazuchi and Inazuma by the collars.

"Aw, no fair!" Ikazuchi whines.

"Now, now." You tut. "San Fran is an old and creaky cruiser, and can't quite keep up with us destroyers!"

"You do realize I'm right here?" San Fran scowls.

"Oh, I'm so sorry, San Fran, I didn't know!" Paz gasps in horror. "Do... do you need special treatment?"

"It's not a disease, and I'm not old!" San Fran groans.

"I'm so sorry, regardless!" Paz continues.

"Ah, well, I do think that's enough for now." San Diego finally steps in. "Still, it's nice to see you actually playing with the smaller ships now. You're almost acting like a proper cruiser!"

"Please." San Fran rolls her eyes in mock disgust. "Someone's gotta keep an eye on these damn squirts."

"Yeah, she's damn right!" Akatsuki comes in on her defense.

"What have I told you about saying that!?" San Fran groans.

"Ohmygosh I'm sending that right to Atlanta!" San Diego chuckles as she snaps a picture on her phone.

San Fran then goes white.

"Don't you daaaaare!"

>Let San Diego get away with it.
>Better support San Fran again.
>Other

>>1388305
>>Let San Diego get away with it.

>>1388305
>>Let San Diego get away with it.

>>1388305
>Let San Diego get away with it.

>>1388305
>>Let San Diego get away with it.

>>1388305
>Let San Diego get away with it.

>>1388305
>Better support San Fran again.

>>1388305
>>Let San Diego get away with it.
We've already done our good deed for the day.

>>1388305
>>Better support San Fran again.

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>>1388305
"Sent~." Rin smiles as she hits the key on her phone.

"Nooooooo!" San Fran falls to her knees.

And at that very moment, San Fran's phone rings loudly. She quickly takes it out and looks at the screen. DesDiv 6 also peek over her shoulders to read it as well.

"...she thinks its cute." San Fran groans.

"That's Atlanta?" Ikazuchi blinks.

"S-she's really pretty, nanodesu!" Inazuma nods.

"Who...?" Akatsuki frowns. "That name sounds familiar..."

Hooo boy. Of course Akatsuki wouldn't recognize her Wartime nemesis...

>Tell Akatsuki
>Let her figure it out.
>Other

>>1388370
>>Let her figure it out.

>>1388370
>>Let her figure it out.

>>1388370
>Let her figure it out.

Lets see if Elephant Lady has some brains too.

>>1388370
>>Tell Akatsuki
>>Other
Ease her into it, something like "Remember how Yamato and I knew each other from the old days?" That way she sees other shipgirls have already gone through it and are friends with each other.

>>1388370
>Let her figure it out.

>>1388370
>>Let her figure it out.

>>1388370
>>Let her figure it out.
Atlanta will do her best too!
I wonder how the Atlantic shipgirl squadron commanders are like, are they stoic like Captain T or goofy?

>>1388370
>Tell Akatsuki

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>>1388370
You know what, maybe you should just let Akatsuki figure this one out for herself.

"Nnnnnnn!" Akatsuki scratches her head. "I know I've seen her somewhere!"

Hibiki just silently shakes her head. It was clear she had caught on.

"Anyways, I think it's time to get to that briefing the Captain told us about." San Fran instructs, and San Diego suddenly turns serious as well.

"Hoel, I suppose you got the notice as well?" San Diego asks.

"Yeah." You nod.

"But I don't think she's invited." San Fran points to Paz.

"What? You're all going to a cool meeting without me?" Paz pouts.

"Hey, you can tag along with the squirts and keep an eye on them while I'm away. How about that?" San Fran offers.

"Yeah! I always wanted to see what the new ship is made of!" Ikazuchi flexes her arm.

"Mmmmm, well..." Paz looks to you for guidance.

>Take Paz to the briefing.
>Don't take Paz to the briefing.
>Other

>>1388429
>Don't take Paz to the briefing.

This could potentially involve Woel, so best we don't bring Paz, lest she accidentally say something to 'Mommy'.

>>1388429
>Don't take Paz to the briefing.

Now we shall see who is the lady and who is the child.

>>1388429
>Don't take Paz to the briefing.

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>>1388429
>>Don't take Paz to the briefing.

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>>1388429
>>Don't take Paz to the briefing.
>"Yeah! I always wanted to see what the new ship is made of!" Ikazuchi flexes her arm.
They have more in common than you think...

>>1388433
This, so
>Don't take Paz to the briefing.

>>1388429
>>Don't take Paz to the briefing.

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>>1388429
"Yeah, how about you take care of them. You're a big ship too, you know!" You grin as you ruffle Paz's hair. "I'm sure Big E and Saratoga have been teaching ya how to be an example to the smaller ship!"

"Nnnnnn, okay!" Paz nods as the smile returns to her face. "How about some more tag?"

"Sure!" Ikazuchi grins as Hibiki nods.

"All right, come and get me then!" Paz laughs as she winds off and TAKES OFF, zooming down the street at speeds that would shame even Repulse.

Nuclear power really was something, huh?

"H-how can a carrier be so fast, nanodesu!?" Inazuma cries.

"This is a secret I must learn!" Akatsuki declares as she runs after the supercarrier.

Well, that should distract them all for a bit.

"Come on, let's go." San Fran motions for you to follow.

You, San Fran, and San Diego then make your way over to the briefing room, where this time, you see the Admiral standing there alongside the Captain. That meant shit really was pretty serious.

"Ah, it seems everybody is here." The Admiral nods. "Captain, if you may?"

"We shall now start the briefing." The Captain clears his through as he turns on the projector. "I don't have to remind you all, but the contents of this briefing will be classified, so anything I say isn't leaving this room."

There's silent assent among the small group of gathered shipgirls.

"Good." The Captain then turns to you. "Hoel, this chain of events has been sparked partly because of your actions. Would you like to start things off?"

O-oh crap. So this really was it.

Meanwhile, the gathered, curious stares of the other shipgirls focus on you.

>Try to explain things yourself.
>Let the Captain do it.
>Other

>>1388494
>>Try to explain things yourself.

>>1388494
>Try to explain things yourself.

>>1388494
>>Try to explain things yourself.

>>1388494
>>Try to explain things yourself.
Now this is a story, all about how my...

>>1388494
>Let the Captain do it
>other
Quietly prepare San Fran to record us BURNING LOVE tackling the Captain after the briefing is over so we can send it to Kongou.

>>1388494
>Try to explain things yourself

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>>1388494
>>Try to explain things yourself.

Ever play the game, SOMA?

>>1388494
>Try to explain things yourself.

>>1388494
>Try to explain things yourself.

>>1388494
>>>Try to explain things yourself.

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>>1388505
LIES, Hoel isn't into the Captain in that way!
>>1388509
Turning Abyssal results in an increase in bust size. Woel is probably more "developed" than Hoel by now

>>1388527
I didn't mean it to be about Hoel liking the Captain. I just find it totally worth it trolling the Captain with it (and Kongou too by stealing her move).

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>>1388494
"Ah, well, it's a funny story, really...." You chuckle nervously as you stand up. "Um, some of you should already know this, but for everyone else, a little while back, a certain Dr. Vahlen tried to clone me using Abyssal DNA..."

You could hear some gasps among the crowd, but otherwise everybody was professional enough to stay quiet. Good thing the Admiral handpicked the audience.

"And, well, shit happened and she managed to escape, with a little help from me." You slowly admit. "And, ever since, she's kinda been out there, doing her own thing."

"You mean you just LET an Abyssal roam free among the people?" One of the light cruisers, Jintsuu, you think, speaks up.

>She's not an Abyssal!
>She was just scared and confused.
>Other

>>1388547
>>She was just scared and confused.

>>1388547
>>She was just scared and confused.

>>1388547
>She was just scared and confused.

>>1388547
>>She's not an Abyssal!

>>1388547
>She's not an Abyssal!

>>1388547
>She's about as Abyssal as I am.
>Just so pale That the people who meet her think she German.

>>1388547
>>She's not an Abyssal!

>>1388547
>She was just scared and confused.

The fucked up thing is that she thinks she's me.

>>1388547
>>She's not an Abyssal!
>>She was just scared and confused.

>>1388547
>She's not an Abyssal!
She's our sister, dammit!

>>1388561
That's not actually messed up if she has parts of Hoel's DNA in there too

>>1388547
>She's not an Abyssal!

>>1388547
>She was just scared and confused.

>>1388547
>She's not an Abyssal!

>>1388547
>She's not an Abyssal!

>>1388547
>She's not an Abyssal!

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>>1388547
"She's not an Abyssal!" You growl back at Jintsuu. "She's just as much shipgirl as you or me!"

"All right all right, if you insist." Jintsuu settles back down.

"Anyways, during the time in between, it seems like she fell in with a group of Russian shipgirls, despite the Russians saying that they don't exist. So, now it seems everyone's interested in where they are."

"That's correct. Thank you, Hoel." The Captain then steps back in. "We have been keeping an eye on the Russians for quite some time, and noticed odd activity that had been occurring that didn't make sense up until now."

The Captain then brings up a satellite image, showing what looked to be some sort of naval base.

"This is a Russian naval base on their eastern coast. This is what it looked like last year." The Captain then switches to a different image. This time, much of the base was obscured in thick smoke and fires. Evidence of an attack of some sort.

"This image was taken several months ago. At first, we had assumed that it had been raided by Abyssal forces. However, none of our satellites picked up any Abyssal activity, and the Russians wouldn't comment on anything."

"And you think that's involved with the Russian shipgirls?" Enterprise asks.

"Correct." The Captain nods. "We believe that they were being held in this facility in secret."

"Why on the Pacific?" Iowa speaks up. "Isn't that their most vulnerable coast?"

"Most likely they didn't want to risk them being spotted in their western ports, where we have better intelligence capabilities." The Captain explains. "Either way, the managed to leave somehow."

"Leave? They fuckin' totaled the place." San Fran grimaces. "How do we know they didn't just go rogue?"

>We don't.
>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.
>I dunno, anyone that sticks it to the Russians is fine by me.
>Other

>>1388610
>>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

>>1388610
>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

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>>1388610
>>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

Though they really need to get retested in their ship identification tests.

>>1388610
>>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

>>1388610
>>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

>>1388610
>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

Given the way Russians have historically treated their navy, its not much of a stretch to think they weren't treating their shipgirls well.

>>1388610
>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

We should also add something like "She has her differences from me but at heart we're the same person, so if you can trust me you can trust Woel." And then try to ignore the incredulous looks.

>>1388610
>If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are.

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>>1388610
"If Woel thinks they're cool, then they are." You grunt. "No ifs ands or buts."

"Either way, it's not wise to have these Russian shipgirls operating out on their own." The Captain continues. "Not only are they a potential danger to surrounding shipping, but they're also vulnerable to attacks from Abyssals or even the Russians themselves. We can't afford to lose potential allies such as these."

"So, a rescue mission, then?" Enterprise smiles.

"Ugh, rescuing Russians? I'd rather swallow needles!" Blys whines.

"Settle down, we're all friends here." The Captain sighs. "Anyways, there's the issue of how to carry this out. If the coordinates we received are correct, the Russian shipgirls are operating out of an abandoned oil rig very close to Russian territorial waters. Personally, I'd rather keep this extraction low key and send in a small, light force. However, I won't fault you if you'd prefer to sail in as a larger fleet to try to intimidate the Russians, but that will of course cause certain political repercussions..."

>Go in small and stealthy.
>Go in large and loud.
>Other

>>1388640
>>Go in small and stealthy.

>>1388640
>>Go in small and stealthy.

>>1388640
>>Go in small and stealthy.
This is a SNEAKING MISSION

>>1388640
>Go in small and stealthy.

>>1388640
>Go in small and stealthy.

We've already tweaked the Russians noses once not to long ago, doing so again this soon may not be the best idea.

>>1388640
>Go in small and stealthy.

>>1388620
Soviet submarine graveyard at Kola Peninsula would be a horror show.

>>1388640
>>Go in small and stealthy.

Too bad I would like to go in large.

>>1388640
>>1388640
>>Go in small and stealthy.

At this point, I wouldn't be surprised if Vahlen is making more shipgirls.

>>1388662

Making more girls rather than becoming one.

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>>1388640
"I think we should go in small and stealthy." You suggest. "I mean, we already kicked the hornet's nest before, so I don't think we should really be doing it again."

"Understood." The Captain nods. "I think the contact team should be nothing more than three to four destroyers, maybe a cruiser. We'll keep some shipgirls in reserve in case more firepower is needed."

"A good plan." The Admiral grins and turns to you. "Hoel, I suppose it's only natural that you take the lead on this. Who would you like to bring?"

>Any suggestions on who to bring? You can have a team of up to four! Destroyers or cruisers only!

>>1388662
Wonder if North Korea tried to do the same?

>>1388669
Haida
San Diego
Heerman
Johnson

>>1388669
>San Diego, Heerman, Johnson and Haida

>>1388669
Johnson
Heerman
San Diego
Haida

>>1388669
What? No Tarin-sub?
My choices:
Hoel
Johnston
Heerman
Sendai
Flasher/Tarin-sub or San Diego

>>1388669
Johnston, Heerman, Haida, Ontario

>>1388669
Jintsuu
Fubuki
Haida
Yuudachi

Got to bring in some Japanese effort plus Fubuki is an ace destroyer.

>>1388681
I don't know about having Japanese around the Russians. They might still be salty about Tsushima.

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>>1388669
"Well, I guess Johnston, Heerman, Haida, and San Diego would be fine" You say. "That should keep us small and light."

"Understood." The Captain nods. "I'll also have some of our subgirls forming a surveillance net."

"So um, I know what to do if Abyssals show up." You frown. "But what would happen if we run into more Russians?"

"I'm curious. What do you think you should do? If they were to come to take the shipgirls?" The Admiral asks, a curious yet innocent look on his face.

>No witnesses.
>Give them a bloody nose, I guess.
>I'd try to avoid them if possible.
>Other

>>1388669
San Fran
Johnson
Jintsuu
Haida

>>1388690
>>I'd try to avoid them if possible.
Or do we have to disguise ourselves as Abyssals again?

>>1388690
>I'd try to avoid them if possible.

>>1388687
Maybe but then again the rescue can be a peace offering. Honesty we haven't interact with other Japanese shipgirls often apart from Akatsuki's lot.

>>1388690
>>I'd try to avoid them if possible.
Speaking of Russians, how mindblown do you think the shipgirls will be to see two Hoels?

>>1388690
>I'd try to avoid them if possible.
SNEAKING
MISSION

>>1388690
>I'd try to avoid them if possible.

>>1388702
"Are you shipgirls German too?"
Also getting a The Hunt for Red October vibe from this.

>>1388690
>>No witnesses.

Sigh honesty I don't mind Haida, and San Diego but we already hang out with Johnston, Heerman often as sisters.

>>1388690
>>Other
Politely remind them that MAD still exists, despite the Abyssal threat. Do they want to push that far for shipgirls that just want to be left alone or serve a different nation?

>>1388707
Last few missions Hoel's been detached to another TF. Besides need to know what Johnston got in upgrades in addition to improved torpedo protection.

>>1388701
Merc's offered up other choices too, but DD6 are so popular the votes just outnumber those who want other choices, like poibotes or duckies

>>1388711
I want to see Poi go full Nightmare of Solomon, just once.

>>1388711
I know but I really would like to visit other characters we don't often see.
Did forgot about Johnston's upgrade.

>>1388721
So much this. I've seen plenty of lovable airhead Yuudachi, I want to see the nightmare come out.

>>1388721
Maybe in this timeline the Poibotes are fitted like Murasame DDs and Shiratsuyu and Murasame argue about who is ICHIBAN-KAN
>>1388729
I want to see Psycho-Shigure

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>>1388690
"I'd try to avoid them if possible." You sigh. "Fighting other people isn't exactly my idea of a good time."

"I see." The Admiral nods. "Well, do try to avoid conflict, but that doesn't mean you can't defend yourself, is that clear?"

"Yes sir." You nod.

"Excellent!" The Admiral smiles and turns to the Captain. "Now, we're planning on deploying them during the night, correct?"

"That's right." The Captain nods.

"Then that means you girls still have the rest of the day." The Admiral says calmly. "All of you are dismissed for now."

Cool, so... what should you do?

>Better coordinate with your team.
>Go check on how Paz is doing.
>See how Sam is doing.
>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?
>Other

>>1388739
>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

>>1388739
>>Better coordinate with your team.
Also find out which subgirls are supporting us.

>>1388739
>>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

>>1388739
>>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

>>1388739
>Better coordinate with your team.

>>1388739
>>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

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>>1388739
>>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

>>1388739
>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?
Get some tips on night battles.

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>>1388744
>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?
Forgot we can actually do both since the US subgirls are penned with the Japanese ones...
Mmmm... UAV carrying subgirls...

>>1388739
>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

>>1388739
>>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

Should swap with Yuudachi for a while!

>>1388739
>Maybe hang out with some of the Japs?

>>1388755
>Swap with Poi
>Aggressively "befriend" Shiratsuyus, stacked Kageros and thicc heavy cruisers
>Make Ashigara question her heterosexuality
>Confuse Bucky

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>>1388739
Hmmmm, maybe you could hang out with some of Jap ships? Seemed like you hardly had time to do that anymore.

>Battleships
>Carriers
>Cruisers
>Destroyers
>Other

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>>1388771
>>Other

>>1388771
>>Carriers

>>1388771
>Battleships
Haven't seen Yamato in a while.

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>>1388771
>>Destroyers
Play baseball with the Kamikazes, they aren't first line DDs but they do carry their own weight as convoy escorts

>>1388771
>Destroyers

>>1388771
>Destroyers

Poi

>>1388771
>>Cruisers

>>1388771
>Destroyers
I don't recall, have we seen the Kamikazes and Akizukis yet? I have the inexplicable urge to comment on Matsukaze's amazing fashion and/or feed the ducks.

>>1388771
>>Battleships

>>1388771
>Battleships

>>1388771
>Destroyers
Japanese destroyers are fun.

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>>1388771
Well, maybe it would be cool to hang with the other destroyers. You were also acutely aware that unlike the USN, that largely had one unified destroyer class via the Fletchers, the IJN had practically dozens of destroyer classes. This not only made things super confusing, but all the various classes also tended to form their own little cliques. So which one were you going to hang with?

>Yuudachi and her sisters.
>Kiyoshimo and her sisters.
>Fubuki and her sisters.
>The "ducks".
>Other

>>1388788
>Yuudachi and her sisters.
I want to see Yukikaze!

>>1388788
>>Yuudachi and her sisters.

>>1388788
>Yuudachi and her sisters.

>>1388789
damn it, I mean Yamakaze

>>1388788
>Yuudachi and her sisters.

>>1388788
>The "ducks".

Poi is overrated

>>1388788
>>Fubuki and her sisters.

Come on for Bucky!

>>1388788
>>The "ducks".

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>>1388788
>>Yuudachi and her sisters.
THE ICHIBAN CLASS

Inb4 Harusame is not present because she chose to "become beautiful"

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>>1388788
>The "ducks".
Based AACI DDs.

>>1388792
Wonder if Beaver was posted out since she can probably speak Mandarin or maybe Minnan.

You know, next time, we should try to hang out with the light cruisers and see how Tenryuu is dealing with not having to constantly take care of DesDev6. I bet she's lonely.

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>>1388788
You figure it would be cool to hang out with Yuudachi again. You're not sure why, but you get the feeling that the two of you had a lot in common, and not just in looks. You wonder if she was free right now...

>Hang out with just Yuudachi.
>You want to see her sisters as well.
>Other

>>1388806
>>Hang out with just Yuudachi.

>>1388806
>>You want to see her sisters as well.

>>1388806
>>You want to see her sisters as well.

>>1388806
>You want to see her sisters as well.

>>1388806
>>You want to see her sisters as well.

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>>1388806
>>You want to see her sisters as well.
All the pois... including Yamakaze.
>>1388805
Chuunibote probably hangs out with Kidd and Spee

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>>1388806
>You want to see her sisters as well.
May as well see all her other superior :^) sisters as well.

>>1388806
>You want to see her sisters as well.

>>1388805
Maybe she was just put in charge of another destroyer division. DesDiv7 has its own troublemakers...

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>>1388806
Well, one guaranteed way to get all of the Shiratsuyus together was to just go find them at the destroyer dorms. You casually head over, and sure enough, you see Yuudachi hanging out with her sisters in the lounge. You think you recognize some of them. Errrr, there was Shigure, Shiratsuyu herself, Murasame, erm, Kawakaze? And...

The Destroyer Princess?!?!

>WATCH OUT THERE'S A SPY
>Um, you look a lot like a certain Abyssal...
>Other

>>1388821
>>Um, you look a lot like a certain Abyssal...

>>1388821
>Um, you look a lot like a certain Abyssal...

"Did you get cloned too?"

>>1388821
>>Um, you look a lot like a certain Abyssal...
Have we met before?

>>1388821
>>WATCH OUT THERE'S A SPY

>>1388821
>Other
Tackle her!

>>1388829
Abyssal hover piggy back rides!
I second this.

>>1388821
>>OtherTackle her!

>>1388830
Vermicelli lover still has both her legs!

>>1388821
>Other
>"Hoel, isn't it about time to switch back, poi~?"
Crazy Ivan your confusion by creating MORE CONFUSION.

>>1388830
Changing from this to
>>1388834

Perfect counter.

>>1388834
Fantastic. Voting for maximum confusion.
>>1388821

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>>1388821
Okay, there looks to be a bit of a slip, so let's narrow things down...

>Um, you look a lot like a certain Abyssal...
>Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?

>>1388840
>Um, you look a lot like a certain Abyssal...

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>>1388840
>Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?

>>1388840
>>Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?

>>1388840
>Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?
Close enough. Naturally I expect them to see right through us. Though it would be infinitely more hilarious if they didn't.

>>1388834
YES YES YES!!

We need this for maximum keks and confusions

>>1388840
>Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?

>>1388840
>Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?

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>>1388840
Oh, OOOOOOOH.

A devious idea had just floated through your head. A very devious idea, indeed!

With a evil grin on your face, you skip towards the Shiratsuyus and wave cheerfully and energetically, trying to match Yuudachi's voice and mannerisms as carefully as you could.

"Hey, Hoel! How are things going, poi?" You say happily.

>Roll 1d20

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1388852
FOR AMERICA

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1388852
nat 1 incoming

>>1388852

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1388852

>>1388857
Holy fuck.

>>1388853
>>1388857
were doomed ohohohohoho

>>1388853
>>1388857
>they countertroll so hard to Hoel begins to doubt her own identity

>>1388853
>>1388857
We have to let this ride...

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>>1388853
>>1388857
At least it wasn't on the battlefield

>>1388857
I will never roll dice on this device again.

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>>1388853
>>1388857

The abyssal now accused us being an abyssal

Meanwhile Abyssals welcome Hoel and dont even knew she was a shipgirl and assumed that she is the abyssal spy who sent.

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>>1388853
>>1388857
FUUUUUUUUU-

>>1388853
What.
>>1388854
What is this?
>>1388857
WHAT IS THIS?!

>>1388857
>>1388853
We failed so badly it became right again and the jap DDs nervously play along and humor the retarded gaijin boat.

MERC HAVE MERCY ON US QAQ

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>>1388853
>>1388857
Well shit.

Let me think on this.

>>1388873
You know how parents can tell between triplets and twins? Let's see if the Shiratsuyus roll with it and troll us back.

>>1388873
Hoel Embarrasing Ranking list

1. This
2. The LoveXRadar fiasco
3. The Boiler Incident

i know i miss something

>>1388875
See, the Shiratsuyus trolling us back, or Yuudachi rolling with it and ditching all her responsibilities on us is the sort of thing that would have happened on an ordinary crit fail.

We rolled 2 1s.

Clearly that actually WAS DD Hime in disguise.

Also all the rest of them are also Abyssal clones.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

do we have fate points i mean how many fate point have we are now?

also rollan for bad luck

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>>1388852
There's a brief, awkward pause as Yuudachi and her sisters stare at you. At first, you're afraid they didn't buy it, until-

"Oh my, Yuudachi, how could you play such a cruel joke on us!" Shigure gasps in alarm.

"W-wait, but-" Yuudachi speaks up trying to set things straight, but she's quickly quieted by Shigure.

"Yeah, that's real mean of you, Yuu!" Murasame frowns.

"And look! We can hardly recognize you anymore!" Shiratsuyu shakes her head. "Looks like we've got a lot of work getting you back to normal..."

It's then that you note Kawakaze and Umikaze were blocking the door, the only exit out of the room, while the other Shiratsuyus were starting to close in on you.

SHIT. THEY KNEW. THEY FUCKING KNEW AND NOW IT WAS TOO LATE.

"Come on, Yuudachi~." Shigure's hands clamp down on your shoulders. "We should get you back in your proper clothes~."

Oh nooooooooo.

>PANIC MODE
>Just lie back and think of Uncle Sam.
>Other

>>1388879
>Other
KEEP UP THE CHARACTER. YOU ONLY LOSE IF YOU BREAK CHARACTER.

>>1388879
>Just lie back and think of Uncle Sam.

>>1388879
>>Just lie back and think of Uncle Sam
We came for the poi but stayed for the spaghetti.

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>>1388879
>>Just lie back and think of Uncle Sam.
There are fates worse than this, but I can't think of anything right now...

>>1388881
>Other
>KEEP UP THE CHARACTER. YOU ONLY LOSE IF YOU BREAK CHARACTER.


Do this

>>1388879
>Other
>KEEP UP THE CHARACTER. YOU ONLY LOSE IF YOU BREAK CHARACTER.

Not too sure.

>>1388879
Just lie back and think of Uncle Sam

Our Freedom...gone

>>1388883
Changing to
>>1388881

They said to never go full retard, but let's see what happens.

>>1388877
This is why identical twins or triplets never try the switcheroo trick with their parents or other siblings, it never ends well (funny, yes. Well, never)

>>1388889
yeah we can salvage this
change vote to
>>1388881

>>1388879
>>Just lie back and think of Uncle Sam.

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>>1388881
>>1388886
>>1388888
>>1388892
>Detailed physical examination of Hoel conducted by Shigure and Murasame
>Details include size, shape, texture and taste
>Samidare takes notes and sends them to Akigumo

>>1388899
The poititude test?

>>1388899
>Portland somehow finds out

>>1388902
Portland always finds out

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>>1388901
How much Hoel scores on the poi scale and how lewd it gets.
>>1388902
>>1388903
Portland's been on a roll with her special project, throw some other doujin circles a bone too!

>>1388902
>>1388903
Might as well say that Portland secretly has a Datalink installed so she can get "ideas" from firsthand accounts..

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>>1388879
Shit shit shit, what was it that you learned from that one spy TV series? No matter how bad the situation looked, you needed to stay in character no matter what! Breaking character was the worst thing possible!

"Y-yeah, I'm really sorry for tricking you all like that, poi." You try to give your best crestfallen expression. "I... I just thought it would be funny, poi..."

The Shiratsuyus pause. Were they starting to question their judgment now...?

...

...

...

"Hoeeeeeel, Hoel! Where are you?!" You could hear Anna's voice calling out from outside your room. "You're going to be late for the mission!"

You were debating whether or not to actually answer Anna, but, well, you were in a bit of a dicey situation and you couldn't really afford to risk missing such an important mission just to save a bit of you're pride.

"I-I'm in here, but I'm going to need a little help." You mumble reluctantly.

"Help with what?" Anna asks as she opens the door and looks at the sorry state you're in. "H-hahwawawawawawa!"

Anna's face immediately goes red from shock at the sight of you, and you couldn't really blame her. Shigure and her sisters really did a number on you, you had to admit.

There you were, dressed up in one of Yuudachi's uniforms, on your knees and handcuffed with a dog leash tied up to your bedpost. Around your neck was a sign written, "Please keep a closer eye on your girlfriend! She's been very naughty~!"

"I-I'm not going to ask." Anna stammers as she quickly works up the nerve to untie you.

"And I'm never going to tell." You grumble, already trying to suppress the horrible experience.

"But this is certainly going into the next issue." Portland gives the biggest shit eating grin as she pokes her head through the door. "Seeing all the Shiratsuyus ganging up on you like that was rather... enlightening."

"You bitch." You scowl as Anna quickly and carefully undoes the dog collar.

"Oh, don't be such party pooper." Portland smiles, clearly wringing all the enjoyment she can out of this situation. "I've been thinking of drawing up an issue involving you and, er, multiple partners. It's very convenient!"

"U-um, maybe I'll just k-keep this around." Anna mumbles as she turns the dog collar and leash over in her hands. "M-maybe it'll be useful in the future...?"

"Oh, I should take notes." Portland cackles.

It never fucking ends...

>And that's it for tonight! As always, next thread is next week, and don't forget Frontier Knight on Saturday!

>>1388908
Oh no, is Hoel ruined for marriage now?

>>1388908
Thanks for the run, Merc. Very LEWD.

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>>1388908
Fuckin' A

Thanks for running, Merc!

>>1388908
See you next time!

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>>1388908
So did we just add ALL the Shiratsuyus to Hoel's Kantai Collection? Did we just acquire several yandere admirers?

Tune in next week, same POI QUEST, same POI BOARD!!!

Thanks for running Merc!

maybe the 1's are worth it now but...

THE ABYSSALS AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

>>1388916
More like Shigure added us to her collection

>>1388908
Bravo! For the LEWD!
Thanks for the run.

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>>1388911
>>1388913
Hoel being the uke to Shigure's seme.
FIFTY SHADES OF SHIGURE

>>1388908
>what was it that you learned from that one spy TV series? No matter how bad the situation looked, you needed to stay in character no matter what!

...is that a fucking Burn Notice reference?

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>>1388958
Is it?