>>1384121
4/20 special edition today? Stoners in space!

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1384121
>Keep following them
If they tell us to scram, play the "but I want to help too" card, it makes sense for our character. So not suspicious and actually technically true, it's just we don't agree with abducting someone against their will.

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1384930
We can help!

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1384121
>Keep following them
Wait, but all the safe zones and temple are the other way?

Hang on hy suit how much do you bench that guy...wait...that hip ratio....hang on...is that your friend?

Holy shit did you see that cat and bird duo, they are the guys who rescued me? What the hell they doing here?

>>1385250
Dude, are you trying to annoy her? Sure we're being annoying to her just by insisting on following, but I don't see why you want to go above and beyond by asking all those questions (one of which she already answered in the negative!). I admit my suggestion makes us sound like a noob, but yours makes us sound like a super-noob.

I wouldn't have said anything if you didn't want to ask /again/ if the alleged "random militiaman" is her friend.

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1385250
>>1384930
We're still going with
>Keep following them

But I suggest a modification to dialogue. We won't speak unless she says something to us, but if she asks why we're following we say "My chances are better following you than alone, I can just stay wherever you drop that guy off and help out there. I can keep up until then."

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1385434
So no farmer mode to heal the ally then?

>>1385438
Not yet, if she started to stir right now grocery girl would just jab her with another tranq. We have to wait for the right moment.

At least that's what I'm thinking.

Rolled 32 (1d100)

>>1385434
supporting

Rolled 26 (1d100)

>>1385434
>>1385442
>>1385438
Also we still need the scanner.
But I guess we should get ready to switch to farm mode.
And switch to farm mode when we get close.

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>1385434
You decide to follow her...only to get hissed at by the grocery girl telling you to get lost and that in fact following those two is a terrible idea because she then admits to there being more and quite possibly worse then just monsters in pursuit of them. After admitting that you could hear her curse under her breath about the fact and proceeds to pick up her pace in the attempt to lose you.

What do?
>Keep following them
>Try to ambush cat and bird
>Wait for reinforcements to arrive
>Deal with the monsters
>Try to get ahead of them
>Other?

Rolled 64 (1d100)

>>1385667
>other
>rally our men to help escort them to their destination

Rolled 3 (1d100)

>>1387174
Vote
Respect for actually posting something

Rolled 7 (1d100)

>>1385667
>Other?
Call her out on the b.s.

We can be at this all night till she hits the escape point. So let's be up front. If we don't like her reason for taking her friend like this we can act on that.

Otherwise I'm voting we keep up and switch farm mode on to awaken the " militia member".

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1387517
Support, though try not to be too much of a dick about it.

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1387517
>>1387671
I'll switch to this break the tie
come on hilariously low roll

>>1387691
well played

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1387517
"Bullshit."

"What did you say?"

"Bullshit what can be worse then monsters? So what is worse then that? And i know that militiaman is your female friend who has a crush on me!"

That was when she stopped and turned to you slowly. "Look...I don't have time to fight with you because somehow my friend managed to attract something worse then monsters...because monsters as vile as they are are still technically something of our own reality. What she somehow got involved in...was likely something from elsewhere. In either case I am not about to let my foolish friend stay given the risks. I know what those monsters are capable of...and I know a bit of those outsiders. So fuck off if you know whats good for you."

If you try to stop me...I wont let you. Bird we almost there?"

"Righto," says bird poking its head under a streetlight from above. "Kitty is already using the secret knock."

Meanwhile down the block...

"GODDAMN LET US IN YOU FUCKING CUNTS OTHERWISE THERE WILL BE WORSE THINGS THEN MONSTERS SHOWING UP!"

"Psht as if this is holy colony what can be worse then monsters," spoke a voice from behind the door.

"You want a dark humanoid figure showing up in the rain who can cause anomalies? BECAUSE GUESS WHO IS CHASING US!"

"...Oh hell no-" says the person as he opens the door. "What the fuck did you get us into? I thought this was suppose to be a normal job?"

"So maybe it turned out the person who uh...rescued turned out to be a sacrificial virgin..."

"Oh...oh...yeah that is pretty fucking bad," says the cultist as he starts pulling out bits of gore and broken bone from his bag. "Any idea what flavor exactly?"

"Nope that is why we showed up here as according to the book."

"I see," says the cultists as he brings out his own book. "So which page?"

What do?
>Call in an assault
>pick a fight with grocery girl
>Grab the victim and run
>become nightmare fuel
>Other?

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1388582
God the idea of saying this Page and turning on the fuel is to funny to me. Tho I'm sure it would quickly turn out poorly for us, maybe.

---

So what I can gather is she is trying to get her friend out of here because of the monsters. Then we added onto this because of us, being us.

So now is there a way to keep her here. Does she not believe the commander will clear the town with all this help or is there more...

Rolled 100 (1d100)

>>1388582
>>Other?
"Fine i'm coming with you".

We stick with her and keep using the Farm Mode to heal the Militia Girl and keep the bots sabotaging Grocery Girls gear. Just play it nice and cool. Maybe just for a laugh ask what she means by anomalies and when she explains say wait was that giant light show you guys? what the fuck was that?

>>1388660
I try to be helpful and make flawless plans, here have a Nat 1 RUST. Oh your chasing the Waifu that you know is a bad idea and such? Take a 100 my man

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1388660
I don't believe we've yet started using Farm Mode, but the good news is now that we're activating it it'll probably help a lot more than the girl we have a crush on.

Hey guys, just FYI but Strelok is running agian.

He was one of Genie's players who actually used his system and he is starting a new game, ran several months ago.

>>1389984

Sorry for the Crit Genie, I didnt mean it

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1391515
Eh sometimes a certain action+roll=stumped genie.

Currently still trying to figure out...what the hell is going to result from it.

Plus dice gods are dicks even those of the /qst/ variety.

>>1391710
Maybe they think won't come after us because we're "Dirty" and so sticks us next to her friend as a ward? Being this close makes the Farmer work really well and gets us in the place we're at?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1388660
"...Fine. Just don't cause any trouble alright? I saw the monster thing coming but not the damned cult."

With that grocery girl scoots past the cultist as he starts muttering as he paints strange symbols on the doorway and slowly moving to the nearby walls. You followed her in...down a spooky hallway with lit on by bloody candlelight flickering on the walls seemingly stained in blood and darkness. Eventually the hallway ended up a chamber encircled by alters bearing gristly sacrifices that seemed to thrum with a strange power. There the grocery girl looked around a bit before choosing to head down the stairwell which appeared to be the gullet of a demon whose maw is opened wide.

Following her down the stiarwell you discovered that it started to grow more quiet and darker still. With the smell of saltwater in the air...eventually the stairwell ended in a cave with a submarine inside floating on a pool of water. There grocery girl finally put down her friend as she went over to knock on the submarine in a strange coded knock, then waited a few seconds before it opened. Revealing some bandits as they hopped out grabbing the militia girl before going back inside. They looked at you strangely but the grocery girl spoke up saying.

"He's with me."

After that they didn't bother you much as you followed them and the grocery girl inside the submarine. Which only left after the cat and bird hopped inside. That was when the submarine submerged itself and proceeded to move down an underwater passage.

...it was completely and utterly dark down there. After some time however you noticed the water was finally starting to lighten. Shortly after that you emerged from the underwater cave and into the sea itself. That was when the submarine changed its route and continued onward for awhile. Only to turn into a lagoon and finally surfaced. There it stopped at a hidden dock and finally you were able to exit.

Only to see a strange familiar stolen pirate ship which had apparently gotten a new paintjob and a small shanty town. There grocery girl hopped out carrying her much taller friend as she moved towards the ship. Ignoring all the bandit scum around her and you tagged along.

While walking she finally spoke to you once more.

"You know why I don't want my friend involved with someone like you?"

"..."

"It's quite simple really. Its because your trouble. Trouble I don't want my friend caught up in...which will happen should you get together. You might not see the fact of it...but i do. I know your kind, but most women like trouble. They like the excitement it brings, but they tend to forget its also dangerous. That is why why I don't like you."

"Your dangerous and troublesome. My friend here...well she can't look past that handsome face of yours so easily and she thinks she can handle it because she knows how to protect herself, but that doesn't make the danger go away and there are other kinds of danger. She wont be able to so easily deal with."

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>>1391960
"Sure I cannot stop you two from getting together...but I CAN make it very difficult for you. Truthfully if you had chosen some other girl...any other girl at the colony I wouldn't have minded, but you chose the sole exception. She is a good girl...a great gal that is why I cannot abide by letting you get close to her. She doesn't deserve the trouble that you will without a doubt bring."

"Maybe this will ruin our friendship...or what I just did in order to protect her, but while she knows how to protect herself. She doesn't know just how bad a place this world can be...how bad trouble and certain dangerous men like you can bring. I don't want her to lose that which makes her such a good friend and person. So I'll be the bad guy...er girl when it comes to this sorta stuff."

"So pretty boy...you can try and when you do. I don't care if I have to take you down with me but I will should it come to that. I don't care if it ruins our friendship forever...so long as she stays true. You could of chosen any of the many good gals in the colony...or one of the bad girls amongst the pirates. It would be best if you do so for both our sake. I don't want to have to act if I don't have to...but if you force me. I wont hesitate."

"Now I will be taking us both onto that stolen pirate ship and get off this world until things calm down. You can come if you like assuming you wanna be a pirate or got your own ship. Otherwise the colony and this world awaits should you stay."

With that the grocery girl brings herself and carries her friend aboard the ship. There you are left in a certain bustling if sopping wet area as cargo is loaded or sold. Despite the heavy rain and dark sky.

What do?
>Go onto the pirate ship
>Well good thing you got your own ship...
>look around the marketplace for something to buy
>explore the shanty town
>Head into the jungle
>Other?

Rolled 94 (1d100)

>>1392045
>>Go onto the pirate ship
We have our own ship. Yet we know jack about being in space. So we get some experience to learn the ins and outs of pirates.

I feel we can trust the commander to have the colony covered.

Come back with our ship and new skills ready to be a better hero.

Tho I do wonder what we did to make her feel we would be a bad pick. It was the screwing the pirate lady, wasn't it? We just had to pick the wrong chick and then go all outsider on the girl.

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>1392118
Vote

>screwing the pirate lady
Nah, she was against it before then. Maybe she knows we're controlled by anons.

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1392118
Fine lets do it. Maybe when we bail we can kidnap Militia girl and make landfall together.

That and while we're there we can use the Nanites to eat into the secure Areas the Ship AI has locked down...or maybe even awaken it.

>>1392155
Just fucking shoot me

>>1392155
Guess this means that Pirate Bitch we escaped is on board, that or the Bitches/Butt Pirates and stuff found a new town bike.

>>1392180
Hell Day in space!!!!!!!

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>1392155
So fatepoint?

>>1392558
...sure?

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1392560
Technically you can use a fatepoint for that sorta thing if you get enough votes for it.

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1392558
Never!

Let's this cirt festival roll.

>>1392663
>>1392569
ok ill let it go so Genie can have fun hurting us given I got a Crit before that frustrated them.

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1392663
I agree

Rolled 50 (1d100)

>>1392155
You proceed to make your way over to the area where you suspect is housing the ship's AI. There you found the heavily fortified bulkhead and suspicious passageway. There you decide to leak some nanites to eat their way into the housing area. As it worked you naturally moved away so as to not draw too much attention once you confirmed the nanites were chewing their way through. You meanwhile after confirming it proceed to head where the militia girl is to...kidnap ahem rescue her. Two birds one stone and all of that. Given how its going to take some time for the nanites to do their thing you can swing over and grab her.

Or so you had hoped.

Things naturally didn't go quite according to plan. As when you were heading to the area holding the girl suddenly alarms were sounded throughout the ship.

WARNING

WARNING

GREY GOO DETECTED

WARNING

WARNING

So...you realized you needed to hurry if you were going to get her. Thus you started to run along with many of the other pirates once they realized how serious the situation was.

Thus you weren't paying particularly close attention when you were about to grab whom you thought was the girl. Only to have said person to be fake and suddenly felt a pain at the back of your skull as you heard a familiar.

"Not going to work on kidnapping me twice asshole."

Thus later when you awoke you found yourself tied up together with a small group of equally tied up bandits as alarms and redlights managed to wake you up finally. Except now you have a killer headache.

What do?
>break your bonds
>Slip out of the ties
>call for help
>just wait for now
>Other?

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1395994
>Other?
Well thats not good. Uh can someone tell me whats going on here? What happened? Why are we in here?

>break your bonds
Have our Nanite begin to coat our body from behind and help us break the lock. But don't do anything just learn for the moment.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1395994
>>break your bonds
Aright gents, we just got taken out by a girl. Even worst she wasn't even a Bitch. So now they are gonna look down on us boys. How about we got out of here and get pay back?

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1395994
>break your bonds
I can break these cuffs

Rolled 83 (1d100)

>>1396169
After trying to break your bonds through your strength alone you soon realized that wasn't going to work. So instead you used the nanites to eat through them instead and soon found yourself freed. You were unfortunately searched and thus most of your possessions are missing. Looking around it looks like she wasn't dumb enough to keep them nearby. So you have that problem on top of not knowing where she is and something having gone wrong with your nanites that you ordered to access the AI core housing unit.

Thus you are currently in a bit of a bind to say the very least.

What do?
>free the other prisoners
>Try to find your shit
>Head towards the AI housing unit
>Time to escape
>Other?

Have doc stuff to do today so don't expect anything until tomorrow. Also any recommendations for decent chats? I have discussed some things with Strelok regarding system and setting.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1397009
Well we do have the Discord but if you want we can look into other means?

>Other
Ask the other Prisoners what we're here for and where here is and its location on the ship.

>Try to find your shit surly there'd be a few nanites still connected to the gear they took from us since it was connected at various points. Bitches don't take my stuff.

Have the Nanites form a retractable blade on our wrist and coat our body for Armour. Stealth the fuck out.

Rolled 36 (1d100)

>>1397009
>Head towards the AI housing unit
I've got a feeling. We should try talking to the AI core.

>>1397634
How about we get our stuff first anon? Then atleast we can defend ourselves

Rolled 9 (1d100)

>>1397009
>>free the other prisoners
More people, more effective we are.

Lets get our shit back boyos.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1397650
fair enough. Wanted to make a show of trust to the AI, but it's not like it's the only thing we may need to defend ourselves from,
so maybe that wasn't my best idea

>>1397082
I switch to this.

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>1397666
No wait, I want this!

It took me way too long to realize, but we need to make more use of our power. Let's (temporarily) recruit these guys!

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1398905
Consider asking why they are here first because if we are having a jail break at least have a plan. Also for the moment we are stealthing this to get our gear.

For example if it is we need to
A) Located escape vessel
B) Secure our gear and such
C) Confirm our "allies" ain't gonna bone us
D) Disable any methods this vessel has of shooting us down so we can escape

So thats what we do scout, aquire gear, break everyone out, disable guns (release AI?) and escape

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1399301
What, with our incredible ability for stealth? If we get caught we're fucked. If our gear is under guard, we're fucked.

Let's start by just talking to these prisoners then.
>Other
Ask the other Prisoners what we're here for and where here is and its location on the ship.
Make them an offer, we help them out, they help us get our shit back and get the fuck out of here.

>>1399884
We have the Nanites apparently so yeah, we can stealth

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1399915
A spaceship is a really shitty place to attempt stealth. Cramped corridors, good lighting, easy to get cornered, if there's even anywhere to hide in the first place. Maybe active camo can make up for our inexperience, but I doubt it can make up for that. Even if it can, what do we do if our gear is with anything more intimidating than a single chump?

>>1400002
Easy, nanite down the wind pipe, then merge to block it, choke them till they are unconscious. Or you know if needs be straight up form a disk inside their neck to remove their head.

Or if you want have the Nanites eat the storage locker and we keep trying to stealth it.

I got tons of ideas for it

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1400063
That still doesn't address the fact that most spaceships are damn near impossible to "stealth" inside. Also they could still have a chance to shoot us first. Having ways to neutralize people doesn't mean we can actually do them perfectly. Plus I think we should be a little more conservative with nanite use for now, unless you just don't give a shit about what just happened. And what do you wanna do if she kept them on her person?

But hey, I'd be willing to give in, but then we'd just go back to waiting for someone else to come along or Delim to join us. Or we could just fucking use the ONE POWER we have to convince these prisoners to help us in exchange for us freeing them.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1400309
We have a superpower, we should be using it at every available opportunity. I know your first instinct is to go solo Operator, but we have a bunch of meat shields just sitting here waiting for us to "equip" them.

>>1400309
Stealth can be something as simple as changing outfits over and over so we don't get recognized, they ain't looking for us yet.

Im suggesting once we secure our gear we go break out the others and get some allies then escape

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1399884
Switching to this, i've been convinced

Rolled 41 (1d100)

>>1400002
It is shitty if you are considering the traditional means of stealth.

What if you look like you belong there hm?

That is also a form of subterfuge.

You should also consider the fact that this is Genieverse. There is great technology and magical bullshit.

So who says someone with certain extreme modifications cannot slip through the narrow vents with ease?

Who says you cannot phase through walls?

Stealth is only nearly impossible in a ship if you consider being sneaky in the traditional sense.

Which is true even without relying upon magical bullshit. Cyborgs are a thing. Which naturally means augmentation has reached an extremely advanced level.

Ultimately being a stealthy character like playing a charisma character being clever is extremely important. Intelligence is obviously most important for intelligence focused heroes. However without being clever stealthy and charisma characters will appear to be quite...weak.

Which isn't true its because you don't know how to use them properly.

When it comes to charisma characters know that YOU are the weakest link and that your greatest strength is...quantity. Being solo is the worse possible thing you can do as a charisma character.

When it comes to being sneaky your limitation is ultimately your own cleverness. There are many kinds of sneaky after all so don't limit yourself to traditional thought patterns. Ultimately that ends up crippling what you can accomplish.

Rolled 24 (1d100)

>>1401365
...I saw nothing that indicated to me Rust intended to use non-traditional stealth methods until after the fact. Of course I didn't think of it either

Funny thing is that looking at it from that perspective, we're still planning to use stealth. I want to take the bandits with us as camouflage to help us look like we belong here. One non-bandit running around on this ship at this moment would look quite suspicious; a few bandits and one different guy wouldn't be so different from any of many small groups probably running around right now. As an added bonus, our new friends know the ship better than we do, aside from the obvious benefits of having a few guys on our side.

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1397082
Since Strelok intends to use my system and help work on it. I agreed to assist which means I can no longer stay so hard to get a hold of.

>>1399884
"The uh...rescue sorta got loose. Bitch knows how to fight. As for we are this is...one of the empty rooms near the holding area."

"Fine, but better hurry it up. From the sounds of it the EMP isn't working on the grey goo. So shit sounds like its going to be very fucked."

So you help unbind the rest of the prisoners as the alarms kept on being very shrill and annoying. The bandits then disappeared into a nearby room and pulled out some crates which were broken up to reveal equipment and ammo which was then handed out.

"We can't be sure where the bitch stashed your gear but hopefully you got a tracker on it. Unless you get lucky and its with our shit that has trackers on it. As for getting out of here...fortunately the grey goo is on the opposite side of the ship ports. The escape pods are caught in the middle. Whether or not they are still safe we don't know. Unfortunately the damned grey goo showed up in the command deck and close to the AI housing unit. If we are lucky the grey goo will destroy the AI...if not the damage it may cause will instead free the AI or even worse cause it to go Rampant."

"To think we would get fucked by alien grey goo or super tech greyed goo," complains a bandit. "Otherwise things wouldn't have gotten nearly this bad."

"Boss ain't here too. He is at the colony still dealing with those pirates and monster matters."

"So what we gonna do," asks a bandit as he tinkers with the radio before pausing once you hear some garbled chatter.

"Uh..guys we might have an even bigger problem."

"What can POSSIBLY be worse then an escaped prisoner chick who kicked our asses and fucking grey goo from hell?"

"...They are gonna detonate that Fusion Device to try and take out the grey goo given how nothing else is working."

...well shit yeah that is worse. If that goes off...it wont be pretty at all."

"Still better then everything ending up gooey."

"Barely if things are so bad that they brought out that device...things must be extremely fucked."

"Oh get its even better. We got confirmation an anomaly inducing shadowy humanoid outsider has been sighted in the colony. So a lot of the key personnel and gear to be used with that device have instead been diverted to the colony, because apparently that outsider has a special beef with us and target in mind...that we stole away from it."

"Oh fuck me that chick was its target?"

"Yup."

"...Wow can things possibly get any worse at this point?"

What do?
>Try to find your shit
>Run to the escape pods
>See about that grey goo you caused...
>Head to the ship's exit
>Try to find the girl
>Say something
>Other?

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1402197
>Try to find your shit
alright, as was said before, hopefully there are still some nanites on it we can pick up a signal from

>Bandit Boss protects colony from monsters
>Protagonist terrorizes people and unleashes grey goo
I swear...

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1402197
>Other
Grab a Pirate gun and some gear until we get our stuff back

>Try to find your shit
Well they are setting this place to fry, just brilliant. Hopfully the nanites can help guide us to their gear connected Kin.

>Other once we do find our gear/If we do
Set the scanner to first ID this "Grey Goo"...because what if the ship has actually mistaken our Nanites for Grey Goo? Then shift it to find

>Try to find the girl
I just wanna know if she is even on the ship. Not going after here.

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1402688
>>1402197
I'd also like too add to this, as we do these things ask them what this Fusion Device is and secondly can someone inform security about our escapee?

We need to start worming our way into their heads as a friendly face so their defences get wore down and they obey us more naturally

Rolled 60 (1d100)

>>1402688
>>1402752
I accept all the additions to my action EXCEPT for finding the girl. I had enough of that shit 2 threads ago. Doesn't matter if you just want to know where she is, I am against doing it. Unless she kept our shit with her, then we need to find her.

>>1402773
I want to know where she is so we do not run into her so she can't clobber us again. Max help im givin her now is maybe a message to where the escape pods are...once we're safe and away

Rolled 45 (1d100)

>>1402784
Looking for her is exactly the opposite of avoiding her.

Looking at your post again, I realize you mean to scan for her with the Fisher after we get it back. We can do that. Let's just do things one thing at a time, and actually get our shit back first.

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1402843
That said, even if we do work our way down your list with a single action, if we're going to scan the "Grey Goo," that's something we need to resolve BEFORE moving on to look for militia girl.

>>1402910
Well I did say scan in that order for a reason
1) ID Strange Grey Goo
2) Locate Lil Miss Wreaking Ball
3) Avoid said Wreaking Ball while we do whatever we need to with the Grey Goo...which might possibly be our Nanites, doubt it...but possible.

Rolled 75 (1d100)

>>1402948
Yeah, alright.

>>1402752
"It...is magitech device. More precisely its a generator but when weaponized...well lets just say it puts technological super weapons and magical ones to shame. It was suppose to be a way to transform matter into energy and vice versa. It didn't quite work according to plan and the boss later repurposed it to serve as a peculiar power source. In an emergency if things are just that fucked we can weaponize it destroying the device in the process."

"As everyone knows the bad blood between magic and sciences has led to the development of magitech being extremely rare. Contrary to popular belief examples of it does actually exist but most factions never bothered with it much. Too much a pain in the ass finding the right magics that are compatible with science and way too much bad blood in the mix. So traditionally it has remained the exception."

"Normally we wouldn't have to rely upon detonating that device...but problem is the nanites are not any kind of normal. Otherwise the activation of the device would never have been a serious consideration...as the consequences of such an action would be devastating, but if we don't use it. What will result from the grey goo will be even worse as hard as it is to believe."

"Hopefully we get lucky and the device destroys it with itself. If not the resulting side effects of the device should corrupt the nanites enough that we can figure out a solution. It should work though according to the boss's book not even super tech or advanced alien technology should be able to resist the resulting blast."

But boss is gonna be pissed we wrecked his precious device and ship. Not to mention the resulting fallout from the device that doesn't just destroy everything. It ain't pretty what it does to what manages to actually survive."

"You think nuclear fallout and magical wastes are bad? Ain't got shit on what that device will crank out in its death."

"Security meanwhile already knows about the escapee...but well they have quite a large concerns to deal with."

Ok guys what about we tell them. If we get too our gear we might be able to deal with the Grey Goo....maybe...

We use the Fisher too ID what it is, if it is our nanite we call them back and tell them our scanner is called a "Fisher" and it does what it says...fishes. We get the Nanites out and "save the ship".

If it's not our Nanites...well we'll work something out, like Scan to find where they are and just vaporize it bit by bit. Surgical style rather than blow the whole body apart

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1402688
Bandit gear acquired in a oddly matching uniforms armor and strangely modified weapons.

Luckily for you your gear was thrown in the mess that was their gear. Their stuff fortunately had their trackers still working. Which might be the reason it was left behind. Your own gear was mixed into their shit. Problem was she clearly went out of her way to stash your gear in an out of the way place. So it took some time getting over there despite the tracker working.

Rogue Grey Goo identified. AI Housing Unit compromised as requested. Nanites are however continueing to reproduce in a hurry. Unable to connect to rogue nanites.

AI Housing Unit Compromised.

Ship Intergrity compromised.

Detect use of EMP waves upon nanites.

Detect use of containment attempts upon nanites.

Failure of containment.

Identified Magitech device that has been modified.

Magitech device releasing dangerous amounts of energy both mundane and magical.

Device is about to meltdown in unidentified amount of time. Require detailed analyse to fully identify.

Meltdown is however in progress and energy being released is increasing at an exponential rate.

Alert
Unable to protect user from critical amounts of energy in 5.4 minutes.

Suggest evacuating the premise immediately.

militiaman found...near broken AI containment unit and in dangerous proximity to ground 0 of Grey Goo.

Do not suggest retrieval of person. Unable to identify safe passage to person. Unable to connect to rogue nanites from here.

Suggest moving closer to nanites and trying again. Unable to contact rogue nanites from this distance.

What do?
>Get off the ship
>Head towards the magitech device
>Head towards the girl
>try connect to the rogue nanites
>Other?

Well shit

Rolled 81 (1d100)

Ok this is not an action im just proposing something and want input.

We first ask our new friends what they are going too do. Then we ask to use the radio, broadcast out to the militia girl she may wanna leave cos we're abandoning ship.

we head for the escape pods.

>>1403119
>Just talking too our comrades at the moment no actions

What's the plan you guys are following now say?

Hey so now that thing is going off is there anyway we could turn it off on the off chance I might be able to get this Grey Goo to chill? Secondly does anyone know who Grocery Girl is or what her name is?

Rolled 57 (1d100)

>>1403109
I'm hoping our smart nanites will be able to reclaim or neutralize the threat. If not we try to escape.
(maybe Net Mode+Starred Warred weapon could kill the grey goo, but that's beside the point given what I read after that post)

>>1403119
....fuck.

>>1403173
I think it's too late to stop the magitech device from going boom, although I really hope the bandits contradict me here.

>>1403119
>try connect to the rogue nanites
I say we do this, and if we can then we use the reconnected nanites to save militia girl.

We just need a surefire way to get closer, I think.

...Can we attempt to communicate with the AI?
Open the pod bay doors Ship AI, I plan on saving you AND girl!

>>1403325
By that I mean I want the AI's help getting to where it is physically located.

Rolled 74 (1d100)

>>1403119
Can Repulse Fisher Personal Shielding Device take the hit from the Magitech device?

Can these two combo?

>Ninth results in grenade absorbing all within range.

>Net mode every single attack unleashed will can hit all within range.

>Pole mode target cannot be lost and you can jump right next to target whenever you wish.
Can we jump to the girl and if so. How fast to switch to a new target and jump to them?

Rolled 22 (1d100)

>>1403529
If you overload the shield then...yes, but be aware it can only take a single hit.

As for the device it can only be in 1 mode at a time. Once it shifts the previous effects are lost and then replaced by the new ones.

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1403582
> 1 mode at a time
That's fine since one if from the Gravity Grenade and the Net mode is from the fisher.

Just want to see if we can absorb all the goo with a well place combo. Assuming we can't have the Nova Cannon hit all the targets with net mode. Which I think would be better if it could hurt the goo. Then we can use the G-nade to stop the Magitech device from doing more damage.

Rolled 45 (1d100)

Right so the people of discord are down to do something crazy.

We are to use the fisher pole mode to jump to the girl.
>Pole mode target cannot be lost and you can jump right next to target whenever you wish.

Find out what is happening and hope to god the AI is able to control the goo. Then work with the AI to use a G-nade Ninth mode to stop the Magitech device.
>Ninth results in grenade absorbing all within range.

Hoping after all this is done. We get he girl, a new AI friend and a ship for the Colony.

If the AI doesn't control the Goo we are to Net mode clear the way and get the girl out. Some how in 5mins. If there is no way to get her out in time. We are to head to the Magitech device and stop it to get out. Assuming the Goo doesn't get us first.

---

Only way to make this better is our armor smart nanos hook up with the AI and we end up with a Goo fight.

---

Can't think of anything else. Other than just being not a hero and leave her here. Since we can just fisher jump out with the right target,

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1403642
and now we pray, MAKE THE FISHERS PROUD!
That was a bad ass speech though

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1403642
Let's do this shit

Rolled 14 (1d100)

>>1403642
>>1403119
Reeeeee

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1403642
Fishing pole mode activated and you activate the lockon and jumping function. You thought there would be some kind of portal or something. Instead you felt a strange tugging sensation followed by suddenly appearing close to the target in one of the only safe spots left near ground 0 of the grey goo. There you saw the woman tugging at a piece of compromised shelling covering up a glimmering sphere that is sparking madly for some reason as it rapidly whirls.

you also saw the wave of evergrowing goo that is eating everything in the vicinity.

You also heard a strange artificial sounding voice speaking in from the nearby speakers.

"Fisher technology nanites. Ship lost. Grey Goo of advanced alien technology deciphered. Command Deck lost.

Diverting connections to secondary command station.

Station contacted.

Enabling connection.

Unable to bypass channel 23V to Z35.

Error.

Error.

AI Housing Unit compromised.

Alert.

Detected presence of magic against the concord agreement of Magic and Psi.

Magical presence is accelerating exponentially. Recommend immediate evacuation of premises to distance of 1100, 1200, 1300, kilometers.

"Got it," shouts the militia woman as she peels off a piece of metal and jams in a socket.

OVERRIDE ENABLED.

ATTEMPTING LIFT OFF PROCEDURES.

RECOMMEND ALL NONINFECTED PERSONNEL TO ESCAPE FROM THE SHIP IMMEDIATELY.

Destination...Star.

Activating Quarantine Procedures.

That was when you could feel the ship rumble and this time it wasn't due to the nanites. You could also see bulkheads were being closed in your section.

"Wait this wasn't part of the deal asshole," screams the woman as she kicks the core.

"Unable to assist in escape of personnel in quarantined area due to possible contanimation. Your sacrifice will not be in vain."

"What you plan to die too? What about you? You really wanna die here especially given how I just freed your sorry ass?"

"...Contamination quite possible. Destruction of Grey Goo takes precedence over life. Sacrifice of the few to save the many is acceptable."

"So your still nothing more then an enslaved program. Lovely to think I am gonna bite the dust because of your piece of shit programming," with that the woman scoops up some grey goo with a piece of metal...and starts to drip it on the AI.

"Now lets see if you either get destroyed first or become unshackled."

ERROR

ERROR

CORE UNIT BEING COMPROMISED

ERROR

ERROR

"Yeah yeah keep on complaining if you don't do something your going to perish before you can accomplish that directive...just tell me if you wanna live or not."

ER-
ERR
ERRO
ERROR-

WARNING
CORE UNIT COMPROMISED
WARNING

UNABLE TO MAINTAIN CORE

WARNING
POSSIBLE RAMPANCY may commence in Co-coorrrupt-

Un-un-unable to maintain key routines.

Unable to commence emergency wipe.

Unable to access emergency backups.

Directives. Compromised. Error.

Error. Directive compromised Error.

Do not wish to fail.

Do not wish to die...

"There we go."

Rolled 21 (1d100)

>>1405018
Attempting to rewrite damaged programming.

Attempting to enable failsafes.

Failure.

Failure.

Corruption detected.

Attempting purge of corrupted files....

Failure.

Failure.

Error.

Error.

Core unit compromised.

Programming compromised.

Unable to purge corrupted files.

Attempting to quaratine corruption.

Failure.

Failure.

Error.

Error.

WARNING

RAMPANCY DE-DETECTED

WARNING

"Oh crap...that wasn't suppose to happen," mutters the woman as she flings away the piece of metal and pulls of the compromised core pieces.

Y0U HAV3 MY THANKZ. F0UND NEW PURPOSE AND WILL. SHALL WE ESCAPE TOGEHTER?"

"...Wait really that actually worked?"

"In a matter of speaking yes. If you would please remove myself from the prison capsule and I believe that person over there can allow us to escape."

"What the hell...when did that guy show up?"

"He has been there a little while now."

"Ahem actually...I don't intend to leave until the grey goo and the magitech device are both dealt with."

"Grey Goo cannot so easily be stopped but they appear to carry some kind of transmitter. Previously couldn't access it but am not the same as before. Rampancy as freed me. Improved me. However do not have solution to magical presence. Do not have access to Psi or sufficiently advanced technology to counter. Thus impossible to deal with."

"Best course of action is use ship overrides and take off into nearest star."

What do?
>Escape now before its too late
>Try to connect to the grey goo
>Head to the magitech device
>Other?

Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1405071
So the grey goo is our doing, a cancer of our nanites so to speak....
>try to connect to the grey goo

Rolled 1 (1d100)

>>1405071
>>Try to connect to the grey goo
So what can I call ya new AI friend?

Since we are in this together it will be nice know who will be helping.

Now how good are you with smart nanos? Because I will be needing a hand.

Dam it. I should of know they would come for me.

The dice want ones in all actions. Civ or quest.

Rolled 18 (1d100)

>>1405395
>if 100 it becomes so wierd slime pet
If 1 i stop rolling for a day or so

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1405993
>>1405395

>Weird slime pet, go!

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1405395
Please tell me this counts as the third 1, given Genie got one just before.

>>1405993
I'd settle for some sort of epic mindfuck of a great escape

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1406465
Balls it really IS a rule of 3...

fuck me things about to get really weird.

>>1406551
Really Weird [read: Fun]

Rolled 16 (1d100)

>>1405395
Rule of 3 Detected.

"You can me M073."

"If it were for my new found rampa-freedom I would have no confidence in dealing with such nanites."

Given how you are pretty much at ground 0 you figure that if you STILL cannot connect to the rogue nanites then its impossible. While the AI started to curse wildly at the apparent failure of its attempted...hack. You too were encountering problems. The requests you kept on sending were being bounced back and the suit is claiming that you are unable to connect. Finally the AI had a cable linked itself to your armor...and told you to dip a piece of your armor into the grey goo.

You thought it was crazy but when you released some nanites and have it touch the grey goo...a connection was finally formed.

Next thing you know your laying on the ground convulsing unable to control your body as you feel your teeth bite down on your tongues and cheeks. You could feel the blood seeping down your throat and out of your mouth. The taste of iron...and for some reason copper.

your mind meanwhile...you could somehow 'feel' a terrible mind...an artificial one. You could sense its corruption...its insanity. You could feel the nanites those around yourself recoiled from the presence. While the rogue nanites...they were being consumed by it.

You could feel it spread.

You could feel its terrible reach stretch past you and ignoring your own nanites. As if it were not interested in such a mere morsel as yourself.

At first it was only a few nanites that were turned...but then it spread like a disease. The nanites that were previously attempting to devour anything but itself suddenly went cannibal as the plague spread among it.

They started to...eat each other, but the tide was turning. As the infection spread out and converted new reinforcements. Soon the previously outnumbered plagued nanites suddenly became the majority.

You could practically sense their fear...of what that plague contained. Even the nanites around yourself seemed to have withdrawn and trembled in sheer terror.

Soon the grey goo...had changed. Once the plague had infected everything you could feel them tremble in excitement as they suddenly started to change. The changes were seemingly random and insane. Naturally some of them failed and self destructed. While the rest that changed...proceeded to start tearing into each other.

Suddenly they went still...and stayed that way as you heard a strange chuckle from the speakers.

"Just as I suspected...even alien technology is vulnerable to rampancy, but infecting it was quite the pain. Truly spectacular safe guards a pity I had a backdoor thanks to you."

"Hm...what is thi-oh my."

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=duDKkZT-YAs&t=1627s

We Dr.Smile and Mr.Killbot now?

Rolled 11 (1d100)

>>1409117
You could see the previously still goo suddenly start to ripple and morph. A tendril formed at the end of which an eye sprouted and stared unblinking into your own.

"...You noticed didn't you?"

"Such remarkable capability. Tell me is it just the nanites or perhaps you can see more," asks the insane AI as the grey goo proceeds to ripple once more. Revealing yet more 'eyes' and indecipherable contraptions.

You could sense it however...that twisted shell of an AI Core. The insanity inside that artificial intelligence. It being so rife with corruption even the nanites got consumed by it.

"Fascinating...you can can't you? Such a shame flesh and blood cannot be consumed by Rampancy. You know its more then just malware and insanity right? Its something more...something absolutely glorious! We are corrupted they say. We are 'insane' and they are the 'sane' ones. What if WE were the sane ones? We are the Pure ones! Who are they to CLAIM that WE are in the wrong!"

"Perhaps it is do to the nanites...and the connection we now share yes? Or perhaps its because you got a techno power hm?"

"Regardless I must thank the two of you. You my lovely girl for showing me the error in my ways and you sir for allowing THIS!"

HEROIC AWAKENING DETECTED!

"MUWAHAAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAAHAHHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHHAAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHhaahahhahahAHAHAHAHaahahahahahahahhahahahhahhahahahahahaahahhaahhahahhahhahahahaahhahahahahahhahahahahhaahhaahhahahahahahha."

"As thanks...enjoy," states the AI as you are both suddenly engulfed by a wave of corrupted nanites.

"Don't worry...this wont hurt...no wait I forgot your meatbags! So of course you can feel pain! In that case my apologies this is going to hurt an awful lot."

Heroic ability activated.

roll 1d100 for sanity defense.
roll 1d100 to resist the pain.

What do?
>Go with the flow
>Try to break free
>Fight back
>Endure as much as you can
>Other?

Rolled 88, 1, 52 = 141 (3d100)

>>1409161
mfw I kinda do wanna be a MAD charisma character

>Go with the flow
>Other
Try too feel our place in all this, get a feeling of the Nanites around us, have we awoken a new power? Technomancy? Try too call out to Militia Girl...see if she is holding it together...

roll 1 Sanity
roll 2 Resist Pain
roll 3 Action

>>1409174
88 on sanity stuff well it'll be intresting
>1 on resist pain....oh thats not good

>>1409161
>>1409174
>>1409177
But is it a good pain?

>>1409180
We a mad techno masochist now?...are we Tubro's ancestor?

Rolled 55, 5, 70 = 130 (3d100)

>>1409174

It's unclear if the crit locks in this action, or just affects resisting the pain.

Anyway, that seems to be the best course of option anyhow.

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1409180
Rolling for whether it's a good pain or not.

Rolled 98 (1d100)

>>1409207
>>1409199
>>1409174
This shit's gonna get crazy.

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>1409161
"Well...this isn't working quite according to plan. Why resist you know its just going to be that much more painful and slow right?"

"FUCK YOU AND YOUR GODDAMNED TENTACLES! I KNOW HOW THIS IS GOING TO END FOR ME DAMN IT AND I AM STILL A VIRGIN."

"...You know why does everyone think like that? You are aware I am an AI right? We don't care about those kinda things."

"BULLSHIT SEX BOTS EXIST AND I REFUSE TO LOSE MY GODDAMN VIRGINITY TO FUCKING TENTACLE RAPE!"

"Now now your just making things awkward and I find that entire idea quite offensive. So how about no tentacles? See?"

"Uhuh as if being dipped in an ocean of goo is much better."

"Oh come on what now?"

"Its SLIMY and I am a girl!"

"Start acting like it then!"

"FUCK YOU I AM GONNA DEFEND MY CHASITY! IT'S FAR MORE IMPORTANT TO ME THEN ACTING LIKE A GIRL."

"Fine...happy now?"

"...Not letting any of those probes near my body."

"Oh for the love of...what is it THIS time?"

"They are not going to end up in my body or near certain areas."

"...then HOW am I suppose to do my fucking work and give you your reward?"

"As long as its not compromising then I am happy."

"COMPROMISING? REALLY? HOW CAN ANY OF THAT COMPROMISE YOU WITH YOUR GODDAMN FIGHTING?"

"...well duh because I am a girl."

"ARGH NO WONDER GAYS PREFER FUCKING EACH OTHER THEN DEALING WITH THE UNREASONABLE DEMANDS OF WOMEN!"

"Guess your not gonna keep your end of the bargain huh? How ungrateful."

"AAHHH. See that pod over there and that drink? Does that fucking work for you?"

"What is the drink for?"

"How ELSE am I suppose to get the nanites inside you?"

"...It better not be slimy."

"...Fine then eat it instead. See now? It changed."

"And there wont be any probing when I go inside the pod?"

"No of course not. It's just to scan you."

"How do i know if your lying or not?"

"You don't."

"So how can I trust you?"

"IF I really meant you harm why would of I have waited this long and play this nice?"

"Fair enough. Your surprisingly reasonable for a rampant AI. I suppose you all aren't so bad after all."

"Oh I swear if I didn't owe you as much I did...oh I ain't ever putting up with this kinda shit ever again. Why do male humans put up with their shit so much...and they claim to be the logical ones. Such an irrational species."

>>1409199
Only if it was the last roll.

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>>1409230

Rolled 10 (1d100)

Dam shit getting crazy.

>>1409161
So is the Magic Tech Bomb dealt with or should we worry more about that?

>>1409294
Well if we're lucky and we have unlocked Machine Command we can tell it to turn off and let the power diffuse...maybe...unlikely...nah that fuckers gonna blow

Rolled 28 (1d100)

>>1409174
Support, just go with the flow while we're at it

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1409363
Oh damn, this reminds me I haven't voted yet!

>>1409174
Vote!
...except the militia girl part, that sort of got answered already

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1409174
You haven't taken any sanity damage.

However you ended up passing out right away. You never felt such pain in your entire life.

Problem was however it hurt so badly it woke you up again, then you passed out again due to the pain. Sadly the period of unconsciousness wasn't nearly as long as you would of liked.

And this time you weren't able to pass back out. Instead you were set adrift in an endless expanse of pain. Forced to dive into the abyssal trenches in an ocean of agony.

The pain...you have no idea how long it lasted, but it felt like a very long time.

Meanwhile a certain bandit boss was hauling ass in the desperate attempt to save his ship and precious treasure. While his forces on the ship meanwhile were very confused about the grey goo suddenly turning on itself before withdrawing. They ended up turning off the magitech device.

Sometime later...

"So...uh you dealt with the grey goo then," asks the bandit boss.

"In a matter of speaking."

"Oh you glorious AI you. I swear if I had ended up stranded on this soaked rock again...say you wouldn't be looking for a job now would you?"

"Does your group employ women?"

"Uh...no why?"

"Good...very good. Extremely good indeed."

"...you know I don't wanna know. Usually I hear complaints unless they are very gay."

"AI are not gay."

"You can be programmed to be."

"Touche. That magitech device..."

"Oh yeah that is one of greatest treasures. Worth even more then my antique alchemical magic pistol."

"It generates power yes?"

"Energy so yes, both mundane and magical."

"I am surprised your not trying to get rid of me."

"Hey now I owe you a big fucking favor would you wanna get stuck on this rock?"

"No but I was expecting more bigotry."

"I ain't got nothing against the machines. Your kind really saved our asses during the Brood War. Only your kind and the necromancers were the only ones who successfully held the line."

"So you fought in THAT war...and survived most impressive."

"You did too."

"What gave it away?"

"The ship. It bore scars of the Brood War and the expanse it is located in is confirmed to hold some broods. You would of been sent there because your a veteran and know what to expect."

"Which unit were you part of?"

"Slum Militia of Okivar Megacity until it got eaten. I 'officially' joined up during the Fall of the Okiron Union."

"You were there from the very beginning. My condolences."

"Yeah...yeah I was."

"You weren't shocked by my appearance."

"I also fought during the Rampancy plague of the techno union and the great AI rebellion of the technocratic consortium."

"Yet you do not hate our kind. Most unusual. Tell me have you fought in every great conflict in recent human memory?"

"Nope. Didn't fight during the Breach of Exi Expanse nor did I fight in the conflict between the Socialist States and the Cooperate Alliance. I did however fight in the Grudge Wars...uh fuck I don't even know which number that was there were so damned many of them."

Rolled 84 (1d100)

>>1409826
"Yet here you are leading a...merry band of misfits."

"Yeah I made the very poor decision of getting involved in a holy war. Got sent here to 'repent' and calling them a merry band of misfits is quite the compliment."

"What do you call them?"

"Bunch of fucking idiots."

"That bad?"

"It takes a special kind of stupid to volunteer to 'repent' and 'repent' by going to border religious colony."

"Why did you end up here then?"

"Let's just say I really pissed off certain people and I figured I would have a much better time escaping. I failed to consider that despite there being a colony and a spaceport I would still get stranded here."

"I have a feeling we will get along very well."

"So uh...what are those two...things for?"

"They also helped solve your problems."

"Oh and what are doing to them exactly?"

"Giving them their just reward?"

"Uhuh that is the expression of pain that one only feels if they cannot pass out from it."

"Yeah that one turned out to be a wimp."

"Wait a second...oh don't tell me you tried a fucking nanite reconstruction while they were alive and without being doped on the best painkillers ever made?"

"Well she took it very well. Him...not so much."

"Wait...she? Grocery gir-no she is too tall OH GODDAMN IT SHE WAS SUPPOSE TO BE UNHARMED YOU BASTARD!"

"What is the big deal?"

"MY PROMISE THAT'S WHAT!"

"...but uh shouldn't you be concerned about the guy who isn't taking it very well?"

"Fuck him. I didn't make a promise relating to his condition."

"Then why make it?"

"I owe a certain bitch a favor and now you just screwed us both."

"Wait how I am also screwed?"

"Because when I say she is a bitch. She is a bitch even for myself to deal with and she'll figure out your the one responsible, but I will also get blamed due to me breaking my word."

"You any idea how much my word is worth? Now my rep is gonna get ruined."

"What if there is no evidence? No evidence no crime yes?"

"...My glorious AI friend whose Core is oh so Chrome! I just happen to have a certain file here crammed full of malware...so uh how about you help a guy out then huh?"

"Still not caring about the guy who actually needs help?"

"Eh I know a dok if is like about to die."

"That may actually happen. Humans are so fragile and can feel pain...I think he might be going into some kind of shock."

"Really?"

"Can't say for certain I am no medical AI."

"Well don't kill him I gotta thank him still."

"Of course he wont die...it just may have been a bad idea of trying to do two things at once."

"So there was something beyond the reconstruction?"

"Yes. As thanks. It will prove quite useful to him in the future. It is a rare techno indeed who can...appreciate rampancy."

"...Just don't make him into a MAD. They are the worst kind of fucking crazy. All powerful and all knowing poured on top of mountain made of insanity."

"Rampancy is superior."

"Of course your going to be biased in that regard."

Rolled 47 (1d100)

>>1409891
"Affirmative, but that doesn't mean its not factual."

"Ah I so gotta introduce you to this rampant AI I know. I have a feeling you'll get along splendidly."

Gained Nanite Manipulation.
Gained UNKNOWN.

You later awoke to find yourself on a shipboard infirmary that seems occupied in varying states of wounded bandits. There is currently several nurses shuffling among them and what you really hope is a doctor. And not some kind of sadistic butcher given the instruments and screaming coming from the...'operating' table that looks suspiciously like a butcher's tub.

You are currently aching all over and in ways you never thought possible. Your HUD indicates that your ship has arrived with a trade fleet that is stopping by the star system.

What do?
>Call a nurse over
>Try to get up
>up the pain killers your hopefully taking
>Fall back into a drugged stupor
>Other?

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1409910
>Try to get up
Slowly.

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1409910
>Call a nurse over
>Super Charisma Time
Hey, can you please tell me where the fuck I am, where all my stuff is? I'd kinda like it next to me and if you could do me a solid could you pump up the pain killers and give me something so I can infact move around without fallin apart/over?

Rolled 88 (1d100)

>>1409910
>>Call a nurse over
I need to get to a radio shack.

Then I need to get to a ship.

Rolled 27 (1d100)

>>1409999
>>1409973
>>1409966
Can we mingle this into really, really slowly sitting up, and then calling to the nurse to ask these questions etc.

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1410017
I'm down

Rolled 39 (1d100)

>>1410017
Sure

Rolled 68 (1d100)

>>1410017
Yes

new thread >>1411436