>>1375238

>Twitter
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

Your current Stats are

-1 Str
+4 Will
+1 Perception

You are ok at video games
You are Mediocre at the Saxaphone
You've got a little help from the other side.

You can read people's inner thoughts when they speak to you.

>>1375238
Wellll, who're our choices???

>>1375238
PICK A PARTNER, QUICK! ANYONE!
Before we're forced to sit with the last person without a partner!


>>1375251
I'm not sure what out stats mean exactly since we don't have any knowledge of other character stats for us to compare ours against theirs.

>>1375238
Partner with the jock we were with earlier.

He probably wont help too much, but it will have him like us more.

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>>1375260
To give you a barometer

Here's your first ally.
Becoming allies gives you access to their stats.

>Justin Armberg
>Class: Football Quarterback

>+5 Str
>+2 Cha
>+2 Con
>-1 Int
>-3 WIS

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>>1375258
>>1375260
>>1375262

There are 3 count em' THREE people without partners in this class

>Oscar
The kid who never usually goes to class, smells weird but has his own car and plays a mean Keytar.
>Star has a huge Crush on this boy, he's dopey and IS going to fail

>Ned
An effiminate young man who's usually pretty quiet. He hangs out with the cheerleaders. He's tan, pretty and athletic.
>Friends with the popular girls, Total unknown personality and intelligence wise

and...

>Alfonzo
A nerdy/weird kid who always hangs out with that weird fat guy Ferguson. He's famously good at Science but hasn't had a partner since middle school where he blew a volcano up all over Brittney Wong
>Social outcast but exceptional Student

Ned.

>>1375270
Fuck it let's go with Alfonzo.
Way I see we act as a bridge between the many social cliques and we'd be able to manage to have a whole network of people and allies to draw on in times of need. Be it helping the quarterback with some hard ass hell homework thru help of the nerd to helping keep nerd safe from bullies through muscle of the quarterback.

NETWORK ANONS!

>>1375270
Go for Ned. Most average, but he'll do.

>>1375270
>Oscar would be nothing but a dead weight on us. He'll probably never notice Star, but there's a slim chance of it to happen.
>Alfonzo could be useful as an INT companion, but he's still Marco's friend would would choose him over us,
>Ned definitely gay, but he has contacts with the schools' celebrities.
Ugh. We're stuck. I don't know what to choose. Alfonso I guess.

>>1375270
Go with Alfonzo. I have a bad feeling about Ned due to his connection to Brittany.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

>>1375270
I'm gonna roll, since I'm tied between Ned and Alfonzo. 1 is Alfonzo, 2 is Ned.

>>1375270
Alfonso
The smarts may come useful in the near future

Put together the "Breakfast club" and proceed to go on magical adventures with them.
Gonna go all Persona on this highschool

>>1375270
Becoming close friends with Oscar could give us a chance to make Star suffer.
I'm certain we are intelligent enough to do the project ourselves, and our new level up in Will should help us focus on class rather than the teachers curves.

>>1375294
Well since everyone else seems to lack faith in Anon, I guess I will have to choose Alfonzo.

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>>1375273
>>1375276
Two Ned

>>1375274
>>1375289
>>1375292
>>1375293
>>1375294
Overwhelming Alfonzo!

>You sit in a stool that's gone unoccupied for ages.
> Mm. Good choice...if you're trying to pass with no class.
>At this point the book in your waistband almost feels like a hot water bottle
>It warms your lower back and seems to soothe you when it "Speaks" into your mind
>"A-Anon? Hey! You know this is where I was gonna sit but uh..."
>Wow this kid's voice is gratey
>Sounds Immigrant-ey too
>A piece of paper strikes Alfonzo in the back of the head
>He turns, seeing his personal bully, Terrance eyeing him like a wounded gazelle

Choose
>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt
>Ignore Terrance and explain to Alf you wanna be partners
>Ditch Alfonzo now that you know he's Meat

>>1375301
>Take the paper, and turn it into a paper hat.
>Wear the new paper hat.

>>1375301
>Ignore Terrance
No need to take public action, we haven't determined how useful Alfonzo is yet.
If he proves himself valuable we will reward him.

>>1375301
>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt
I say we just turn slowly to stare at Terrance, like in that creepy way that gets people to freak out a bit or just have the focus be switched to you so that Alfonzo isn't targeted. That way we can use the book's second language to learn the fears of the bully before mentioning something to him to give him chills.

>>1375301
>Back up Alfonzo with no prompt
If anyone asks, blame our new bravery on a concussion.

Well he isn't going to let is be his partner if we're just another asshole trying to mooch off his brains. Back him up!

>>1375301
No sense getting into beef with Terrance until it's unavoidable.
Alfonzo needs to be the one fighting that battle, otherwise he'll never grow a backbone himself.

Just explain you want to be partners. He deserves to know somebody who somewhat cares about his well being. Plus that builds loyalty from him... loyalty over Marco who's probably stopped hanging with just about anyone who isn't Star.

>>1375304
Could just turn head raise eyebrow, go "really?" before going back to Alfonzo.

If Terrance wants to escalate, that's his prerogative before we step in.

>>1375301

>>1375309
This.

Also the thing where we take the paper, turn it into a paper hat, and wear it.

>>1375302
Voting for this

>>1375313
>>1375314
>>1375302

Could just turn head to acknowledge what happened, go "really?", put on paper hat to assert dominance, and go back to our conversation.

>>1375317
This seems to be the best compromise
Supporting.

>>1375302
Yes, paper hat. This is clearly the superior option.

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>>1375302
>>1375303
>>1375309
>>1375313
Ignore Terrance
...and make hat

>You snatch the paper up, folding it quickly into a little crown that you put on top of your head
>"Hell yeah, king of Science Class."
>Then explain to Alf that you want to be his partner.
>"Hah! I losers of a feather flock together I guess!"
> "Fuck you, get away from him you don't deserve him.
>Whoah
>Terrance's inner thoughts are blasting out of him at an 11
>Why?

You'll have to roll perception!
Or ask the book...

d100 + 1 for Perception.

>"Gee, Anon are you sure? I uh...I'm not good at...people-y things."

>>1375325
Assure Alfonzo, then ask the book what's up with Terrance. It sounds pretty homoerotic

Rolled 87 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
Rolling.

>Lightly jest that the King of Science Class demands that Alfonzo partners with us. But if he somehow doesn't get it, assure Alfonzo that we're sure we wanna partner with him.

Rolled 69 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
Hell yeah man, here you can have the crown of science, fits you better anyway.

STRAIN TEH INNER EYE

Rolled 85 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325

>>1375326
Supporting

>>1375325
>rolling perception at "you don't deserve him"

I mean, maybe for specifics, but we definitely don't need perception that the bad behavior's coming from a positive place of some sort.

Could say "Neither am I but at least I'm secure in my Masculinity... Terrance" if we wanted him to blow his top.

Rolled 12 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375329
Also for this.

FOR SCIENCE

Rolled 41 + 1 (1d100 + 1)

>>1375325
Rolling perception

>>1375325
>old system was 1d6+1 for perception, a 16.7% increase
>new system is 1d100+1 for perception, a 1% increase
You may need to rethink this. I'd say for each point in a statement add +10 or +15 to the roll.

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>>1375326
>>1375329
>>1375336
>>1375349

>With a perception of Two major successes and a Success

>You crack an actual joke
>Your first royal decree is that the finest Science student in the land be your new partner
>You place the crown on Alfonzo
>He looks...bashful but overjoyed
>"Thanks, Anon. Wow."
>"What a couple a Faggo-"
>Terrance is cut off by the sound of the door SLAMMING open
>In stalks Ms. Skullnik
>The busiest, and UGLIEST teacher in the whole school
>She looks extra ugly today for some reason
>Huge
>Green Skinned
>Long nosed
> She's a troll now, dear.
>Psh, Trolls aren't real
> Neither are magic books and king's of Science classes.
>Alright, touche' bitch

>"Class. Today we're going tah discover the..."
>Skullnik heaves a sigh so deep you can feel her midlife crisis crushing everyone's dreams from here
>"...wonders of the natural body."
>Every guy in the room is suddenly on the edge of their seat
>Even Ned
>"In these frogs."
>The class is both disappointed and excited
>"Ew! Guhross!"
>Says one of the popular girls.
>"Awesome! We get to cut somethin' up!"
>"Shut-up Fred you're so creepy!"
>"Were these frogs given a full life before being killed for science?"
>"Shut-up Oscar, you're so wimpy!"
>"Stop tone policing, Sarah!"
> Are they always like this? No wonder you hate them.

>Alfonzo grabs a frog, bringing it back to the table.
>The book.
> IT SINGS TO YOU

https://youtu.be/tMSNl66etMg

Ohohohoh...how lovely. So well preserved. So fresh. Open me, dear boy. I have something to show you...

>>1375364
Hmm yeah. Fuck it. Let's use d20s

>The last perception roll yielded this result

>Terrance is wildly upset about something
>Could be a crush on Alfonzo but...that'd be weird
>It being something else would be weirder
>His inner voice died out when Ms. Skullnik walked in

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1375371
What are we rolling for? Reading the book?

Ideally we should get a book cover for the book, so that nobody can notice

>>1375365
Let's not open the book....

Then again, this class is getting boring....
Aw, what the hell, open the book under your desk, we're in class after all, it's time for a learning experience

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>>1375365
>OPEN BOOK

>>1375365
Crack that book open like an egg! but do it in a way so everyone doesn't see it. Can't be to careful.

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>>1375365
>Class typically has a beautiful teacher that's awesome and stuff.
>One day, that teacher is 'replaced' with an ugly witch person.
Wait a minute, wasn't there a book series about this????

Excellent.
Open it now.

>>1375365
DO IT.

And apologize for the bitch remark. We're not sucking up to her, but it's never a wise move to slightly inconvenience or piss off someone with magic powers.

Play on her good side.

>>1375400
This.

>>1375371
>Opening the book
>Anywhere near someone could discover us by accident.
Sounds lik a bad idea.

>>1375410
Supporting this. Books not covered, and there's a crowd. Discretion for now.

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>>1375379
>>1375383
>>1375384
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>>1375393
>>1375400
>>1375405

It is decided...

>After a mental apology which comes somewhat out of your mouth
>"Huh?"
>"Nothing..."
>You slide the book under the lab table and peel back the smooth leather cover
>The pages fly past everything you've read
> DARKNESS TAKES YOUR MIND [/SPOILER]

Roll Will
d20 +4

>>1375410
True.

Is there a roll we can make to sneak-open the book?

Say we bring it out under the table to open it, then once it's done, sneak it back under our jacket/shirt?

>>1375415
Well. Here goes nothin'...

Rolled 11 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
DAGNAB DARKNESS BITCH WE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE!

ANON'S WILL IS UNSHAKEABLE!

Rolled 4 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
>>1375420
Fuck, forgot to add 1 to 1d20.

Rolled 13 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
>Are you going to try to do this every time?

>>1375415
Here goes... never done a roll before. First quest I've participated in.

>>1375415
Dice don't fail me now

>>1375410
I support this.
We should probably steal a book cover from the library, unless we have some at home.

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1375430
And by that I mean

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375428
Shit, Dice, not roll

>>1375425
Dear God. I've destroyed us....

I'm sorry, I've let you all down. And to think I was on a good streak with the Eat It. ;.;

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
Hey, we're teammates, not master slave.
Please don't bend us

Rolled 20 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375415
I knew this book would try and screw us!
We have no idea what might happen if we're revealed this early!

>>1375460
>>1375467
Don't lose faith anon, we have a savior among us!

>>1375415
dice+1d20+4

I hope the book realizes that while I appreciate the fast healing and mind reading I do not enjoy the attempts to crush my psyche.

>>1375470
Well yeah, but who's to say OP won't be sadistic and just ignore all rolls past the 3rd one???

Perhaps our savior is too late... ;~;

>>1375471
It's a test of Anon's resolve.

We don't deserve our gift if we can't handle it.

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>>1375473
>three in row rolls are sadistic
They're tougher than best of three, sure, but having a real chance at failure makes for a more enjoyable game. Taking the best from a giant dice pool isn't any fun.

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>>1375421
>>1375421
>>1375426
>>1375435
>>1375461
Success

>>1375436
>>1375425
Failure

Overall Success!

THE DARKNESS RETREATS. YOU ARE ASSAILED ON ALL SIDES MY CURTAINS OF VEINS. WRITING MUSCLE AND CRUNCHING BONE.

>>1375461
Don't worry, dear. If I wanted a pawn I'd look to far greater sources of power...with much less potential. Now pay attention.

>All that lives must die
>Still, nothing is just merely dead
>It stinks it lies, and it can rise...
>Take control
> and Rule with dread.

You now know

ANIMATE DEAD
Which is tied to your Will stat.
Animate tiny class creatures with limited motor functions. It takes a certain level of focus to do so.

>The book slaps shut.
>You blink the darkness from your eyes.
>Alfonzo has already sliced open the frog without you, humming to himself as he labels the visibly organs in his journal.
>He didn't even ask you what you wanted to do for him...
>Probably the result of his isolation.


What do?

>>1375474
Fair point.

>>1375481
First of all, ask for the book's name so we can properly cuss it out next time.
Then, help Alfonzo with labeling the organs. We wanted to be his friend, remember?

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>>1375471

You can learn to appreciate anything. I believe in you.

>>1375473
Nah, frend. I'll be counting the number of successes and failures with Crits creating MAJOR SUCCESS and Crit Fails creating MAJOR FAILURES which if there's one of each will cancel each other out.

>>1375474
>>1375478
These guys get it.

Rolled 16 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1375481
...Let's animate somebody else's frog. How about Star's or Marco's? Rolling will

>>1375489
Supporting. Though, he's the brains of the operation, so maybe inquiring what we can do to make things easier to complete the assignment.

>>1375481
What's the range on this spell? Try to animate Star and Marco's frog. Her status as magical princess should give us good cover.

>ask book what her muscles are writing.

>>1375490
Including traitors?

>>1375481
>Inform Alfonzo that we exist, and that we can help. After all, we ARE the King of Science Class. In other words:

>>1375489
This.

>>1375415
I knew it was a bad idea, and i dont even know how to roll dice

>>1375481
Ask Alphonzo how we can help.

Pretty sure we need to hide our magic, let alone any abilities, from Star. We're capable of spell casting without a wand, which means the book is probably our "focus".

Lets get the name of the book, steal a dead frog after class (ideally a plastic ziplock bag or glass jar should keep the formaldehyde from being smelt.)
We'll practice animate dead after school.
Also we may wanna keep tabs on Star/Marco after casting. Who knows if she can sense necromancy.

>>1375481
>Also, thank Mommy for the gift. uwu

>>1375507
She doesn't have random magic surges that often. If anything, it'll make the pair of them more aware that someone at school is also a caster.

>>1375519
This
>>1375501
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4sT99Y4AnmA

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>>1375481
QUICK STATUS UPDATE

Star and Marco dipped out of school around Lunch Time.

He's been having 'someone' bring his homework to him because of Star's magical shenanigans.

Neither of them are in this class.

We're taking a short break (30 minutes) and I'll be back. Get a list of questions you want answered. Including ones addressed directly to the book.

Cause like I said, Anon can't here us...

However, 'I' can.

Since it seems some of y'all can't seem to find the sticky,
When you write dice+1d20+x, it goes in the OPTIONS FIELD. NOT THE TEXT FIELD.

>>1375481
Dont animate anything in class!

Pocket a frog and well try our new powers over recess.

>>1375539
Last class of the day. Also, we got the weekend coming up to do experiments and shit at our own leisure.

>>1375539
This, But don't even steal a frog. Either find some roadkill, or kill something yourself. You're going to bring it back anyway.

>>1375536
What are the chances of Star letting us hold her wand if we ask nicely?
If only because she doesn't expect humans to be spell slinging.

>>1375536
Few points.

1. What's your name?

2. I'd like a face to go with that voice. Any way I can see what you look like?

3. There's someone else with magic in this school, a girl named Star. Should I be worried?

4. Why me though?

>>1375536
Not a question, but just saying: Thanks,
Mommy. uwu

>>1375546
>Kill something yourself

Now hold up Mr. Edgy. We've already got a dead frog. Could probably even scoop up dead birds or something.

Just because we dislike Star doesn't mean we need to go full sociopath... especially right off the bat.

>>1375536
Dark, we should keep the power hidden in that case. Star's the resident weirdness magnet, so not having her in class while magic is happening would throw red flags. I'm with the other Anon's now, let's sneak a frog out for after class.

Question for book after the break
First: are you a liar
Second: do you plan to betray us?

>>1375547
Well, we did pissed her off earlier which kinda got this train rolling in the first place. And it's a family heirloom that is being actively seeked by extra dimensional beings... I think our chances would be pretty low.. but that's just my opinion, man.

>>1375554
I have a better idea.

Let's befriend a cat. I ain't no pet expert, but if what I recall is correct, there's this meme where cats bring their kills to the owners/favorites for some reason.

We should use this to our advantage. Befriend a cat or two.

>>1375547
That will bring us into conflict with star. Considering we don't even know our own abilities, that would be stupid at best and a lethally bad idea at best.
>>1375554
Hey, it's expedient, and I never said killing an animal. A bug would work fine.

>>1375561
>lethally bad idea at best
*At worst.

>>1375536
How's Trigon these days, Book? Still showing off his gigantic bulge in royal tapestries?

>>1375560
>Dead mouse army.
>Going Necromancer Ludo route

What exactly did we say to get punched in the face anyhow?

>>1375572
We didn't say anything.
It was supposed to be a playful game, but star overestimated human endurance.

>>1375572
It was a bad prank on Star's behalf. I'll be dammed if I'm not gonna hold a grudge, though.

>>1375570
Cats don't just kill mice, y'know. They kill birds too.

>>1375536
Why were you in a bathroom void hole? Did someone put you there?

>>1375579
We don't want a Frankenweenie thing going on where we got an entire pet cementary of undead animals.

If they're at least intelligent constructs that follow our command, lets keep them. But if they're just animals brought back to life and that's it, we should disband them otherwise they'll be a hindrance. Animate the animals for practice only if that's the case.

We need to ask the real questions here...
Like how to prevent the marcobowl.

>>1375605
It's obvious.

We have to make Marco gay for Anon before every female in the universe falls for him.

>>1375605
Become a bigger sex magnet than him, obviously.
Level up strength and charisma, roll well, that sort of thing.

>>1375558
I mean, a dog has literally run off with it before. We're not particularly threatening either.

Plus Star doesn't hate us, she just reacted to a mean joke. We're not continually attacking her or anything yet

>>1375560
I'm up for befriending a cat. Star can keep her laser puppies, we're gonna make... what's the opposite of laser? Shadow cats?

>>1375536
You obviously have the capability to bend us to your will if you desired... so what do you want?

What can you tell us about your past?

What were your hopes and dreams? What was your childhood like?
Also we need to start lifting with the jocks. Jocks respect even the weakest guy putting the effort in. Plus we're evidently unagile and weak.

Also if we pull a Dr. Zoom (" IT WAS ME STAR! IT WAS ME ALL ALONG") on star through her life at the school, it would be totally worth it.

>>1375615
I'm getting a familiar tinge of Mob Psycho, what with wanting to gain muscle despite having potentially cataclysmic powers in the near future.

>>1375615
Black hole cats! They suck in light through their eyes!

>>1375622
So just cats then.

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>>1375615
The opposite would probably be ballistic cats, though I'm not sure that would be a good idea.

Why not have particle weapons instead?
Recreational Nuclear Bombs?

>>1375627
>.......with the Cats.

>"I'M GONNA GET ENGINEERS TO INVENT A NUCLEAR CAT THAT *BLOWS YOUR HOUSE UP!!!*"

>>1375612
Will lead into
>>1375609
If the dice don't feel like fucking us over.

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What if we drop our angst and use our powers for good?

>>1375605
Date Jackie Lynn Thomas

>>1375645
I hope you're not calling Mommy bad.
>:(

>>1375645
Anon, this is an angry Neet gets powers story.
What made you think we'd ever drop the angst?

>>1375645
What if we drop our angst and use our powers for our direct benefit

>>1375645
But that's boring. This is interesting.
Besides, who said we can't do good things on our path to power?

>>1375481
Gracias Mami

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>>1375536

Mama's home.

>>1375539
>>1375554
>>1375555

>After friendily reminding Alfonzo that you're his partner now and that royalty should stick together he gladly includes you
>Huh. He's well meaning, just oblivious.
> Perfect.

>Roll Int to see how it goes

>Then Roll Dex for the end of class to steal that Frog

[Spoiler] Now for your lovely questions.

>>1375549 My name? My face? I'm a book. Your teacher. Your protector. I suppose I could use a name...call me Luna. As for my face.
>Pic Related
Oh, dear. Not quite ready for that, I see. Don't worry. There's time.

Star Butterfly is a remarkable girl. Already quite advanced in the use of her destructive powers. She's Mewman. You won't be a match for her physically any time soon...best not to focus on others, dear. Just don't ever forget the wrong they've done you.

Why you? Because you accepted. Because I think you can be wonderful. Extraordinary. Don't you?

>>1375552
Mummy's always here for you.

>>1375555

Maybe. Not yet. Liars have something to hide. You only hide things from people who could stop you. Do you think I'm afraid of you, dear boy?

>>1375615
I love how you think. My past is long and storied. Check the dates on my visitor's quotes. I knew Glossaryk before he became so...peaceful.

>>1375658
De nada,
Mi hijo

>>1375672

Oh! Silly me. I forgot to mention THE HOLE
>The lights overhead flicker and shake when those words enter your mind
It's still in the bathroom if you're so curious about it. I prefer direct demonstrations.

>>1375645
Who said you can't do good things and be angsty at the same time.

We're a virgin early highschool loser with, thanks to Star, no friends. Marco was our closest friend, and now he doesn't hang with us.
I'm more than willing to bet the mean joke we made was something along the lines of her whipping him or something

>>1375621
Star is a super fit princess with spell slinging abilities. And our friend stopped being our friend just because her life is more interesting than anything he's known.

That means the only way to have friends is to improve. That means we need to become a super fit spell-slinging princess also.

>>1375622
>>1375626
>>1375627
>>1375635
Laser puppies aren't harmful enough to hurt something with their lasers (if it doesn't hit the eyes at least).
Super stealthy cats that are shrouded in darkness? Seems to fit the slightly edgy necromancy/dark based powers we're being granted.

Rolled 3, 5 = 8 (2d20)

>>1375672
So, 2 d20s for int roll followed by Dex roll

>>1375681
Furthermore we should really go back to the bathroom to check out that hole before we leave school

Rolled 12, 10 = 22 (2d20)

>>1375672
Here's hoping I don't mess up again...

Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>1375672
Dice GO

Rolled 10, 5 = 15 (2d20)

>>1375672

Rolled 15 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1375672
As far as the class goes, if we're confused or having problems we should legitimately ask clarifying questions.

We need to surpass Star. That means in mind, heart and body.

Rolled 4, 2 = 6 (2d20)

>>1375680
>>1375691

My bad on the roll, lets do this again.

Don't know why we need to be agile to steal a frog. It's not like the teacher will get on our case. Dead frogs go in the trash afterward anyway.

We can just say we want to study it more cause we found it interesting.

Rolled 1, 6 = 7 (2d20)

>>1375672
Of course you aren't afraid of poor Anon here.
But you're afraid of us, aren't you?

Anyway, these rolls aren't doing to hot, are they?

>>1375681
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>>1375696
>>1375701
.....We've failed. ;.;

Here's hoping all goes well...

>>1375705
Oh well, it was bound to happen at some point.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1375672
Rolling Dex to take frog.


To Luna
>"I'll try to visit the hole after class. It might take me a while; I can't fit in yet. And... thank you."

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>>1375705
Once again the dice find a away!

Rolled 6, 16 = 22 (2d20)

>>1375707
Sigh.... dice, not roll...

Rolled 17, 12 = 29 (2d20)

>>1375672
Vamos muchacho, papi necesita su ejercito de ranas

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1375709
Apologies, forgot the int roll.

>>1375701
Careful Anon, we could be here all night playing the intimidation game
[spoilers]because we can't hurt each other [/spoilers]

>>1375725
See guys, all you need is to be nice to the dice

>>1375714
I keep telling you people that d100 is better than d6 & d20. This is exactly why.

I don't care if it mean I'm less likely to get a crit success. If it also means I'm less likely to get a crit fail, I'll take it ANYday.

As as matter of fact, why roll for how we perform? Why can't we just decide how we perform for ourselves??? That would encourage us to be more clever and come up with big master plans.

Due to OP's rules, all of everyone else's rolls are moot since we got a 1 for BOTH of these rolls. Therefore, we are fated to fail no matter how much we don't want to fail.

Rolled 16, 2 = 18 (2d20)

>>1375739
Screw that, double 20s

>>1375731
As I see it, "Luna" is attempting to usurp our point of control over this world. This is a threat to our designs, whatever they may be.

This is unacceptable.
Therefore, we must be very careful utilizing the book, and accepting any "Help".

>>1375739
I'm Gonna just try to enjoy whatever OP comes up for us. Just thankful they're willing to host something for us all to enjoy, regardless of whatever system is used

>>1375752
I think you're right, but without the book we can't gain much power. For now, we must coexist.
Fashion our resistance from the neglectful dragon's hide.

>>1375761
Yeah, well it's hard to appreciate what OP brings when OP is a faggot.

At least Mommy does things right.

>>1375752
That is a bit of a thing with "accept the darkness to get power" stories, problems arise when you try to abuse the power of the darkness.

So, harmful intentions or not, being careful is always good.

>>1375771
Implying it can't read our minds.

We basically have our own Glossaryk. It's just less goofy and more relaxed.

And Glossaryk was all about pulling out the book wielder's true potential. This raises the question: How was Luna bonded to this book.

Additionally, we don't know about Glossaryk yet in this story. We just know Star is a magical mewman who has us outclassed in everything but ( and this is conjecture) willpower and intelligence.

Hey QM, what are our stats so far?
Has our inventory changed?

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LAST POST
THE RESPONSES TO THIS WILL CLOSE US OUT

Check the twitter for updates on our next session!

Which should be Weds, my dudes. Around 2pm or 7pm Central US time depending on what works for more people [/spoiler]

For the Science roll.

d20 + 0 for int

>>1375681
>>1375689
>>1375696
>>1375701
>>1375715
5 failures...with a MAJOR FAILURE

>>1375727
>>1375725
>>1375691
>>1375690
With 4 Successes

>Wow, you suck
>What is an Science?
>Alf basically carries you through the experiment
>You can feel how uncomfortable he is having to stop and explain shit but he does it anyways
>His inner voice is shockingly patient
> "Don't mess this up. Try, Alfonzo you must TRY to make a real friend! No more Life boats!"
> He's like a lost puppy. I just want to enslave his will so he doesn't have to wander alone in the darkness anymore. Don't you?
>Wow, no
>Maybe?
>Not sure...

Due to your bumbling a friendship could not be struck with Alfonzo today. He even seems to think you're kind of slow.

People are snickering and think they know why you're partners with him.

You have met but he has not become your ally. You both pass the experiment however, and will likely be lab partners.

>Terrance is now clearly an enemy, as he smacks your frog tray when he passes to present his own.
>Terrance partnered with Ned

The Dex Roll to steal a frog after class...

>>1375681
>>1375687
>>1375689
>>1375690
>>1375696
>>1375709
Failure

>>1375714
>>1375715
>>1375727
Success! ...but not enough

>The teacher spots you trying to pocket one of the mangled amphibians
>Skullnik angry
>"Anon! Put that thing down! Go wash your hands! Iodine is TERRIBLY bad for your skin!"
>She leans over to you, her craggy new Trollskin becoming so detailed it makes you wretch
>"Not to mention the WARTS!"
>As you're forced to wash off Skullnik asks
>"What were you thinking? Trying to take a specimen out of class?"

>What do we say to her?

>>1375782
Twitter Link

https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest

>>1375781
Our Stats are currently

+4 Will
+1 Perception
-1 Str

We can passively hear the inner thoughts of others. Usually their struggles or fears.

We can cast ANIMATE DEAD on tiny class creatures.
They can perform basic tasks and have limited motor skills.

>>1375782
I really wanted to get better at this. Come on, you saw me suck at this today also.

Also there's no Iodine in the solution. There's Formaldehyde... Alfonzo taught me that...

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>>1375782
Oh shit.

"I wanted to try again to better understand the innards, so I took another frog."

>>1375782
"I uh... I have a pet snake. Food's a bit expensive to get, so I thought it wouldn't be a problem to take a frog that's already dissected. Thought if I washed it it'd be OK for the snake to eat, but..."

Then go to the bathroom and investigate hole for Wednesday.

>>1375790
Going with this.

>>1375786
What other stats are there? Will, Dex, Str, Per, Int, Mag, Luk, End, Cha?

>>1375790
This, we need to just hide the fact that we just are dumb. Man maybe we should like invest in looking into some science stuff or at least try to redeem ourselves using math? Who knows, though I do like >>1375782
This line > He's like a lost puppy. I just want to enslave his will so he doesn't have to wander alone in the darkness anymore. Don't you?
I can somewhat understand the feeling, but at the same time, mum please trying to make friends is not enslaving them, its better when they make their own choice and choose to stay loyal, they make much better minions that way.

>>1375795
Probably zero at this point.
We haven't been in a situation that allows us to level those up.

>>1375793
Oh, and if the lie doesn't work, then lie again and try to pass it off as a cofession. Something like "Ok fine! I wanted to sneak it into someone's microwave in my neighborhood."

It will probably work.

>>1375802
Seconding this second lie if the first one doesn't stick.

>>1375801
I mean, I'm willing to bet those are 0, but what stats are there?

Additionally we should thank Alfonzo for letting us act dumb and that we'll reward him by showing him something cool we can do (Animate Dead)

Explain that something just changed when Star started hanging around, and swear him to secrecy.

We could make him the Marco to our Star... minus the homoerotic connotations that statement just had.

>>1375792
>>1375786
This.

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>>1375790
>>1375792

Roll Charisma

d20 + 0

However! The situation is believable. Roll twice and use the higher result.

>>1375790
Supporting this.

>>1375782
"I just... Wanted a second chance at the project"

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1375811
Rollan.

Rolled 7, 11 = 18 (2d20)

>>1375806
That seems way too risky.
We don't know Alfonzo very well, and we don't know if he can keep a secret. I'd probably thank him and let him know he was pretty darn cool for helping our dumb ass.

>>1375811
Welp. Here we go.

Rolled 2, 11 = 13 (2d20)

>>1375811
Here goes...

Rolled 18, 12 = 30 (2d20)

>>1375811
Vamos mi muchacho, 'nitamos salir de esto

Rolled 2, 13 = 15 (2d20)

>>1375811

Rolled 14 + 0 (1d20 + 0)

>>1375811

>>1375820
Hot damn, seems like the dice gods love Spanish.

>>1375820
>>1375825
Freaking this, was thinking the same thing

>>1375782
Say "yeah, I needed to study a little more, since I was having such a hard time today"

Be smooth

Rolled 7, 13 = 20 (2d20)

>>1375833
And roll

>>1375825
Is this the secret of the Marcobowl?

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>>1375837
Possibly. We might have to learn french to get a leg up.
>>1375823
Holy shit motherfucker, how do you roll a zero on a dice?

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>>1375825
Si

>>1375815
>>1375820
>>1375821
>>1375823
Success!

>>1375816
>>1375818
Failure...


>"Sorry, Ms. Skullnik I-"
>You turn, wiping your hands on your coat.
>"Alfonzo just blew the heck out of that experiment is all. He's awesome at this stuff. I wanted to bring my grades up so I thought I could google frog anatomy at home. I'm tired of failing."
>Skullnik's eyes soften toward you.
>"Anon. If yah wanted some extra help just...here."
>She hands you a free copy of the Anatomy book.
>"The seniors use that but it's simple enough. Yah can READ can't yah?"
>You nod.
>"Good. Now get outta here. Enjoy your weekend."
>She grumbles as you saunter off into hallway.
>Alf is there.
>He has a look of pure joy on his face.
> Is he in pain?
>"Anon! You really think I'm...Awwesome!?"
>Hoo boy
> Slave aquired.
> Excellent work, dear.

And that's all for now folks! Feel free to leave questions and comments below!

NEW STATS

Will +4
Perception +1
Charisma + 1
Str -1

See you, Space cowboys!

>>1375842
He put in dice+1d20+0 instead of dice+2d20.

>>1375842
Nah, it was just the modifier...

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>>1375845
>>1375846
Oh.
Well now I feel like an asshole.
Sorry mate.
>>1375844
Hey, we got free shit! Nice.

>>1375852
Hey we got a free slave so it works.

The legend of the Spanish dice begins

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>>1375844
Excellent!

Another batch of subjects!

>>1375776
We need to play this long game, say like Yakuza thugs. We make investments, push when we need to push, don't go looking for fights, have allies who WANT to be allies, and slowly spread our influence to as many important fields as we can.

We're doing this for getting Anon a good education.

>>1375859
"C’mon baby, daddy needs some 20s" ---> ???

>>1375844
Yeyeyeyeyeyeye minion acquired!~ Now we just need to work him over and cement that loyalty to us. On another note what other tasty subjects may we have?

I'm imagining us acting like Greed by the end of this, we're not the fairest of overlords, but hot damn we'll keep you safe because no good do gooders get to mess with /our/ stuff.

>>1375867
"C'mon baby, daddy needs a frog army"
And
"C'mon my baby, we needa get outta this"

Remember, Minions work best with the illusion of free choice.
We should also allow some independence so that they can use their initiative to do things we want but don't think of at the time.

>>1375889
You I like, minion management is very important

>>1375844
Thanks for running.
>>1375874
>I'm imagining us acting like Greed by the end of this.
Cant wait.

>>1375889
Are you saying to advise us? Or to warn us of her?

>>1375919
Why not both?

>>1375844
Thanks for running, do you have the next session scheduled?

thanks for running! i love this guest! and when is it on again?

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>>1375481
>You now know

>ANIMATE DEAD
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_JUCfX1P1ik

But seriously, does Anon want this to be an Evil Alignment Quest?
I think everyone is putting too much trust into the unknown, eldritch voice whispering advice into our ear, touching our minds, and I say that knowing nothing about the voice since I'm just around the seventh episode.

>>1376035
We're already stuck with the deal; best to keep on the human-skin book's good side.

So far, we just want to get a few goals done: get a girlfriend, keep Anon safe from abuse, and pass classes. Demonic overlord be damned, we have our own plans.

>>1376050
Granted so far we have been a willful child to 'mother' rather than a obedient puppet child, so I think we are doing okay after all we are not pulling a ginny weasely

>>1376225
i am ok so long the book does not make decisions for us

>>1376388
How do you know it's not influencing us already?
It doesn't even need to magically control us, just it's voice could move us to choose something we normally wouldn't.

>>1376585
Oh no, it's worse than that.
It can hear everything we say here, and it's not impossible a poster or two might be it.
It can see everything we say, but we can't see anything it doesn't want to tell us.

Why didn't we continued using previous thread?
It's still alive, floating in the catalog.

>>1376689
The QM is new to quests entirely. We should bring it up in the next thread.

>>1376616
Fun. So we're a collection of mad ramblings in a potential school shooter, and she can hear every single thought, including the ones that call her out on bullshit and say shes fucking with us.

>>1376706
I think just leaving this here should convince him to continue it here than starting another thread.

>>1377107
Almost, but not quite.
Anon can't hear us, but we still control his actions.
See >>1374083 for what Quest said last thread.
Other than that, you've pretty much got why I'm so paranoid about the damn book.

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>>1375536
>>1375365
>>1374083
Eclipsa has such puffy cheeks. I want rub them with my hands like I would to a fat, happy cat, but her husband is right there.

>>1377617
So do you think she's speaking through the book to us?

Or is this book our own Glossaryck?

>>1377841
Probably her, but we're not even supposed to know she exists.

>>1377617
It's the monster cum. She's always got a load she's savoring in her mouth.

>>1377853
how would the dick even look like? riges,bumps,snake,dog,banana you know a bended cone shape?

>>1377871
It's probably prehensile and with a lot of secretion glands.

>>1377873
so a tentacle with lubrication glands, aphrodisiac and the bumps are glands around the base

>>1377871
Well, of Rhombulus can have talking snake heads for hands, I suppose anything is possible...

>>1378103
i did not mean literal a snake i meant snake dicks snakes have two dick and this is a possible thing i think it more like the marcos monster arm but no mouth

>>1377853
I don't think I would want to squish her face like a hamster's, then.

...I don't think we should be talking about mommy's sexlife, guys. She can hear us, remember?

>>1378381
Im sure she can tune or filter it out. Its not as if she HAS to hear it right?

>>1378381
Nah, she can hear Anon's thoughts, not ours.

>>1378381
There might be a chance she and the book are two different entities.

Might.

Besides, she knows we're shitting about while planting thoughts and commands into Anon.

No point in abusing / punishing him if he's not the one shit talking her.

>>1378434
She can't hear our thoughts, but she can hear our "voices"

>>1378381
Oh please, she's not BMClipsa. All the Eclipsa pics and "Luna" is an obvious misdirection.

>>1379975
Then who is she, anon?
Toffee?
Toffee's twin sister who ruins his dreams in order to pursue summer romances?
Hekapoo?
Thomas' MOM?????
If she's not Eclipsa, THEN WHO IS SHE????

>>1380209
We could just ask her if she's Elcipsa. She can hear us. And as she explained earlier, she has very little reason to lie to us.

>>1375844
I haven't watched the show, but I'm liking how things are going so far.

Can't wait for the next session!

>>1380209
We don't know. If she is to be believed about her age (which is a big if), then she is of similar age to Glossaryk, and definitely much older than Eclipsa.

>>1380264
Luna has purposefully ignored questions asking directly about Eclipsa and Eclipsa related topics. She's stated that she doesn't lie, citing that you only lie to those you fear, which is blatantly false. Lying for expediency and ease of accomplishing objectives exist. Not to mention that we could always vote to drop the book entirely, or alert Star and Marco to its presence.

Bottom line is don't trust the fucking skin book we found in the void who routinely attempts to smash our psyche.

ANNOUNCEMENT

Next session will be Thursday at 1pm U.S. Central time.

I might make a new thread just to make sure nobody gets lost or misses it.

Hope you boys are ready for some serious fuckin' shenanigans

Oh and P.P.S.

>>1380377
Close. No cigar.

>>1380361
Thanks, bretheren

>>1380209
You're cute when you're upset

>>1378442
Mama's always here.

>>1378434
Can't I?


You're all so Precocious! I love that in new blood. Such promise. Such potential. Such a chaotic spirit...

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>>1380409

>>1380409
Best keep the thread here instead of making another. Otherwise every session would be floating around the catalog for weeks.

The previous one is still here, and I doubt it'll disappear soon.

>>1380631
>>1380409
This. Keep making a new thread for every session and soon the Catalog is gonna be riddled with Star threads, and some mod is going to ban us.

>>1380644
>>1380631
These boys are right.

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>>1380410
>>1380409
So... when exactly does the Quest begin in the timeline? How many things have Marco & Star done so far?

>>1380789
It seems like it's still season one

>>1380409
That's alright, Luna. I'm pretty sure if I was right you wouldn't have responded anyway.

>>1380789
Pre-Toffee Season 1. Star's been around for a few months now.

>>1380789
I would assume pre-mewberty, considering the worst Star's done to us is punch Anon in the face.

Or maybe mewberty did happen and Anon had a sick day, or Star just straight up ignored Anon.

>>1381103
>I would assume pre-mewberty, considering the worst Star's done to us is punch Anon in the face.

Is being kidnapped and trapped by a teenage lovebug girl for later reverse rape is somehow worse than being punched in the eye by a magical girl?

>>1381466
It is when the bug-girl is someone who cucked you out of a friend

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Thursday can not come fast enough.

>>1382578
I agree!

>>1382649
>>1382578
calm yourself m8

>>1380789
Season 1, Star just turned the teacher into a troll.
Ludo has been harassing star for a little bit at this point.

So we're on the nose of s1e3 or so

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START THE SESSION

NOW

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>Looks like the next session will be Thursday at 1pm Central U.S. time
>15 mins late

The German in me wants to REE

I dont think star has a green card i think we should try to get her deported

>>1383662
30 mins ain't a reason to REEE m8. Go do life things you gotta do. No sense shitting up a thread.

>>1383682
She totally does on some level. No way the government isn't aware of multi-dimensional shenanigans on some level if she's in a sponsored study abroad program.

>>1383688
Alright point taken

additionally thread is in permasage. 72 hours have passed. may as well make a new thread at this point.

>>1383693
It's in autosage on page 3. It'll last for a few more days, easily.

>>1383693
>Wants to make a new thread.
>When the first one isn't even dead yet.
I don't think that's how /qst/ works.

think there are sometimes weeks even months between the episodes of the Star Vs The forces of Evil universe

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I'm sure he's just writing up a nice big update for us. R-right?

>>1383717
M-mabye? i would REALLY like a big juice update shoved into me

So to all of y'all who don't have the twitter, here you go.
https://twitter.com/StarVsQuest
The quest is happening today, there's just been a bit of a delay.

>>1383742
YES THANK YOU!!!!

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HOOBOY LADS REV UP THOSE WANDS

Cause I sure am hankering for some Star vs Quest!

There was a delay but I've just made it home.

Let's rock

>You are Anon
>Earlier today you got punched in the face by a blonde magic girl
>The same magic girl that stole your best friend, Marco Diaz
>You threw a tantrum in the bathroom, discovering THE BOOK
>You can now into magic
>With the help of the mysterious voice you gained the ability to hear people's inner most thoughts when they speak to you!
>You decided to use this in order to Fuck Marco's bitch
>Of course
>You made other friends!
>Justin Armberg
>Lvl 3 Quarterback
>Alfonzo
>Lvl 8 Nerd
>The Book is pleased, and gifted you with the power to ANIMATE TINY DEAD CREATURES
> Aren't I lovely?
>You have just escaped gym class and gotten out of Science with a new reputation
>As gregarious
>As hard working
> How easy it all is. Aren't you proud of yourself?
>You are now free for the weekend with all of Echo Creek at your disposal
>Mom is probably passed out on Xannies back home
>Dad has been missing for three weeks
>There's always THE HOLE

What
Do?

>>1383776
HOLE first.

Maybe our skills can help us look for dad in the near future.

>>1383776
Might as well head to the hole.

Not like we have a reason to hurry home anytime soon.