>Pepe
>All your base
>Hijak

>>1374081
>Pepe
>To Be Contiued------>
>We are Number One

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>>1374131
>Pepe
>All your base
>Hijak

Somehow, you remember.
You remember the memes.

Your MEMEBOX fills with two memes, that can now be used in various ways to affect the world around you.

Odd.
You know you had another meme, something about a sad frog...? But it's not in your MEMEBOX...

Well whatever.
Anyway, with that sorted out, what will you do?

>>1374220
Spread the radiant glory of your taste in memes to the unsuspecting world. Starting with your neighborhood.

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>>1374220
>Hijak
I was referring to this guy

go through the door

>>1374262
Sorry. I googled "Hijak knowyourmeme" and got nothing. I assumed you misspelled it.

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>>1374235
...Yes.
THE WORLD MUST KNOW
OF MEMES

You open the door, and exit to find...
Another room. This one has a cat in it. Well, a cat HEAD anyway. It's sort of... Floating about. Seemingly totally okay with it's lack of a body.

What will you do?

>>1374286
Take it with you and go to the next door.

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>>1374291
You try to take the Cat Head...
It retaliates by using an unknown meme, flinging keys at you!
The keys hit you, increasing your COLOR!
You... Are now slightly less colorful, you guess.
You are not sure you want to know what happens if you turn completely white...

Suffice to say, You have failed to take the Cat Head.

What will you do now? It looks like it's gearing up for another attack...

>>1374330
*Decreasing color. Not increasing.

>>1374330
Take those keys and throw them back at the Cat Head.

>>1374330
Use Hijack to counter his key throwing.

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>>1374365
You try to use your hijack meme...
the topic has changed from fight...
To tea party!
You are now having a tea party with the cat head.
...
It takes a sip of it's tea.
...
This feels kind of awkward. What do you do?

That's all for tonight. Will return at a later time (probably tomorrow) to continue.

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>>1374382
Invoke the old meme powers of CATS: "All your tea are belong to us."

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>>1374393
Well, you can't invoke a cat meme, as you have yet to get any.

But...
You can use THIS meme!
All your tea are belong to us!

The cat's tea is now yours.

The cat seems upset by all of this. It just wanted to have a tea party with you, and then you went and took it's tea. What the hell?
You're pretty sure that if you had a POLITENESS stat, it would have gone down.

The cat head is now confused and upset. You think it might even be crying a bit. What will you do?

>>1375445
All your tears are belong to us!
Now, use hijak to change the subject to friendship and join forces to enter the door above you.

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>>1376155
You take it's tears and oh god you ruptured it's tear ducts.
Whoops!
You try to use the hijack meme, but the current topic (oh god you ruptured my tear ducts) is far too strong!

In addition, your memes are being used rather often. You may want to moderate your usage or you risk turning them into OVERUSED MEMES, lowering their power!

Anyway, the cat is screaming and freaking out and not crying (duh). It seems like it is experiencing too many FEELS to use a meme on you right now.

>>1376569
Eat the cat.
Absorbs it's memes.

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>>1376700
You grab the cat head and take a bite out of it!
It tastes like raw meat and fur.
It seems that you have gained +1 EVILNESS, and have awoken the STATBOX.
1/2

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You finish eating the cat head and gain the KEYBOARD CAT meme! That must have been what it was using to fling those keys at you before.
Your MEMEBOX is getting full. You may want to find a way to expand it soon.
2/2

>>1376761
Statbox is almost empty...
Surely we trade statbox space for memebox space

>>1376783
Aha! You tear off part of the floor of your MEMEBOX, make it part of the STATBOXES wall and...!
Err...
Well, the wall isn't quite tall enough, but you're sure it's fine.

Anyway, what next?

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Whoops, forgot image.

Rolled 5, 1 = 6 (2d6)

>>1376802
We need more dank memes

>>1376802
Drink tea and inspect blue dot

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>>1376827
You agree completely!
But the question is, how to get them?

>>1376848
Drink tea, and remember about a frog saying that's none of business

>>1376848
Maybe we should drink tea instead of being idiots,
But that's none of my business...
>acquire tea kermit meme

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>>1376833
>>1376862
You inspect the blue dot.
It appears to be the tears that you ripped out of the cats face. Why they have chosen to take the form of a sphere, you have no idea. Perhaps due to the inherent unpredictability of memes?

Anyway, your EVILNESS stat compels you to put them into your tea, which you then drink. It's rather salty.

By now, most of the cat blood has left your face, either because of you licking it off unconsciously, because it dripped off, or whatever. Only a few congealed specks remain.

Hmm... Dank memes...
You think you remember...
Something...
...It seems your mind is still quite messed up. You can't quite recall it... Trying to remember is giving you a headache...
Well, it was probably none of your business anyway.

>>1376882
Well, we've done what we can
Time to open the next door

>>1376887
Agreed, maybe there some dank memes

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>>1376887
>>1376892
Alright, enough of this room.
You head into the next, which seems a fair bit larger than the others, and has two doors. Three if you count the one you came in through!
It's rather empty.
1/2

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One of the doors opens, and someone steps through.
Ah boy what the fuck is this blob of gradients.
"Hello! So nice to finally meet someone else! I mean, technically I did meet someone before you but they weren't human and didn't speak english and... "

Ugh, he just keeps blabbing on and on and on.
What do you do?
2/2

>>1376990
Too many colors, use the keyboard cat

>>1376990

>Use keyboard cat to weaken him, then use hijack meme to steal his colour

>>1377012
Don't you mean the 'all your blank are belong to us' meme?