>>1362778
>Fuck it, toss the Other Liz in.

Going to wait for one more vote anons.

>>1362778
>...This is a terrible fucking idea. Don't do it.


We are going to take some inspiration from Stargate: SG1 for this next bit.


That being we are going to make a small robot with a camera on it and some little tracks to move it. Then we drive it through and do some scouting.

Well... I'll roll here in a few minutes unless anons want to decide

Rolled 2 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Toss the other Liz in!
2=Don't do it!

You decide against taking the terrible idea of tossing the other Liz in...

You decide to however, make a small robot with a camera... It could be rather hard though, making it from scratch... Maybe the kobolds has something?

Roll me a 1d20+4 to try and make a robot!

+2 if you can think what might be used to make a homemade robot?
+2 if you can be a bit lustful and loving towards your Elizabeth. (+1 for more compliments to her!)

>>1362870
Well, our self-built computer could probably be thrown together with the Renexium battery and a few motors to create a decent engine and control system. Give it some treads formed out of a few bits of interlinking metal or something. Then we just link it to a cable, from which we then control it by setting the treads to move at different speeds.

Mount the camera on top, attach it to the PC and have it take photo's every X seconds before relaying the data to a screen on the other end of the control wire so we can see what is happening.


Problem solved and fairly easily.


"So, are you enjoying your new forms? Cause I know I am...perhaps we should schedule some free time later this week? No interruptions and just each other for company..."

Rolled 19 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1362900
Forgot to roll.

>>1362905
mn, those numbers.

19+8=27

Amazing Success!

You do some hard-core engineering, and head back home making treads, getting your computer...

Eventually you make a small little bot, which you of course put through the portal...

You view the camera...

It certainly seems to be a marble floor... No audio however comes through it.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to scout.

+3 if you can find a way to get comfy with Liz while you use basically an RC car.
+1 if you can compliment Elizabeth's miontaur form even more.
+2 if Renexizious can be a bit disappointed he cannot have two Elizabeths. (And think why it's probably for the best to not have more than one.)

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1362924

Do you want to do the bonuses to get a higher success?

>>1362983
sit her on our lap so we both have a view of the rc car, throw an arm around her and rest two of our heads on her shoulders.

"ah, god how I love your fur, always warms me right up. it's either that or those cute horns."

it would be nice having another Elizabeth, the threesome would be incredible. . . but she is already very jealous. and I don't know how she would take it if I got them mixed up. I really need to send the other back.

>>1362992
ears not horns. bleh. either way, be back in a few.

>When your on public wifi and your blocked for 9 mins because someone's advertising on your wifi

rip me

You sit on Elizabeth's lap as you drive the car around, and compliment her more...

She seems quite flattered, and pats you on the head...

The car drives around and eventually you get the lay of the land... It seems to be somesort of building, with blue flags with yellow stars concentrated going around in a circle... Quite strange. It seems a bit in the future.

You drive up to a huge assembly room, where... Well, tons of people are sitting at. You carefully sneak by into a better position...

They seem to be representatives here... From the United Kingdom, from non-countries such as Belgium... Even Greece, and... Well, pretty much every European country you can think of. One of the "leaders" (you can't exactly tell who IS the leader...) seems to be speaking into a microphone.

You could try to listen in... Though the audio might be a bit... Terrible.

Actions

>...Listen in?
>Wrong dimension. Try to reset the dimensional portal?
>Oooh... Future dimension. Fancy tech... Fancy weapons... Maybe a brief excursion?
>...Throw the Other Liz in here. This might be her dimension.
>...Maybe you should see about "binding" the portal, so to speak. Get it's address... Just for a future visit. (This will let you visit this dimension at will when at Gerbil's laboratory!)
Write-In

>>1363037
Ask Liz 2 if any of this sounds familiar. If not then leave.

>>1363041
This.

"So... Other Elizabeth? Is any of this familiar?"

"A little. You know, the European Union... I think this is their assembly building."

"Oh, great. So you can find your way around?"

"Well, I think... Anyways... I erh... I love you?"

She gives you a bit of a unsure kiss.

"I'm uh... See you?"

"Yeah..."

Liz Two goes through the portal, and you get that robot out of there... Not too long afterwards... Liz suddenly realizes.

"I uh... There was one more. A uhm... Werewolf detective. Should we go back for him?"

"...I'll call it in..."

After an hour of waiting, you get the rather highly confused werewolf detective to go in...

"...Hey, Ren?" Liz says to you, as you leave...

"Yeah?"

"...Why don't we go out for dinner? To celebrate defeating Gerbils... Some more family members... Also to relax a bit from having SOME relatives doing stupid things in the pacific..."

"You want to go out?"

"Well, yes... Hopefully? Please?"

Actions

>I'd love to go out for dinner Elizabeth.
>...No, no... I think we should just get back home...
>...Why don't you use another form?
>Write-In

>>1363070
>I'd love to go out for dinner Elizabeth.

You decide to go out with Liz for dinner...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to find a good place to eat at.

+3 for ideas where to eat.
+2 if Liz and you can think of a good form to go in
+2 if you can continue to flirt and compliment her.

Rolled 17 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1363132
German. God knows how we would find it but German.

Yuan-ti.

"So, shall we go and have a brilliant meal, my lovely lady?"

Rolled 3 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1363132

17+11=28

Great Success!

You and Liz go out to eat in your yuan-ti forms, and find a small German restaurant in Hansodr...

Liz seems a bit shy to go in, worried she'd be recognized or something.

Actions

>...Come on, you'll be indistinguishable! Convince her to come in!
>...Mention how that won't exactly be a problem. And flex. (And maybe intimidate the rest of the restaurant into not saying anything.)
>Shift to different forms?
>Write-In

>>1363686
>>...Mention how that won't exactly be a problem. And flex. (And maybe intimidate the rest of the restaurant into not saying anything.)

>>1363686
>...Come on, you'll be indistinguishable! Convince her to come in!


"Because clearly the ultra-nationalist, cultural supremacist British queen is going to go into this one German restaurant in a form no one has ever seen her in before on a date with her husband who is currently very sick with a bio-weapon.

Or it is a Yuan-ti couple. Which is much more likely."

>>1363686
I'll switch to >>1363719

"Ah, clearly the ultra-nationalist, cultural supremacist British queen is going to go into this one German restaurant in a form no one has ever seen her in before on a date with her husband who is currently very sick with a bio-weapon. Or they'll think we're a Yuan-ti couple. Which is much more likely."

"Ren... Come on, I mean, I'm pretty recognizable... It's the eyes, isn't it?"

"Well, you have cute eyes... Come on, let's go in..."

You put your arm around her, and see a nice-looking Yuan-Ti waitress who goes to seat you and Liz...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if you can avoid anyone seeing Elizabeth...

+2 if you can give some adorable fake names to the waitress. For fun!
+2 if you can of course, try to order something outside of your normal diet... And Elizabeth's normal one too.
+2 if you can also try to come up with mental excuses in case anyone asks about why she's "so well built".
+1 if you can try to slightly hide Elizabeth.
+1 if you can mention how cute Liz is in her snek form.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1363762
You do realize keeping anyone from recognizing her means finding a large enough sweater to hide her Cleavage in. I don't think such a sweater exist.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1363762
How's Solaire doing right now? I remember he has a thing for Yuan-Ti, a specific waitress if I remember,but has that changed since Liz now has that form.

Rolled 16 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1363762
Victoria and Alexander thatcher. Two strong names and the best I can do at 1 AM.

If anyone asks why she is so well built...magic and enchantments on the clothes / her to make her look even more beautiful.

Hold Liz close, have her lean into our chest and thus hide her adorable eyes.

"Such a cute little snake woman for such a handsome snake man...truly I am blessed."

17+12=29

Amazing Success!

You of course get through stealthily, and get a nice booth seat...

Though Elizabeth's... Very long body and yours is...

Well, it attracts a bit of attention. Two 20 meter snekpeople isn't something you see every day.

After carefully maneuvering you sit down for lunch with Liz...

"So Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"...I erh, need to use the restroom... But before I do that, I got a question."

"What?"

"...How competent was I as the regent? I'm just... I'm kind of curious to hear your honest opinion..."

Actions

>...I thought you did really great.
>...You know, I think you did alright...
>You could do better.
>...You were... I could do much better, just saying.
>...It was pretty bad.
>Write-In (She'll like you taking time to point out why she's a good or bad ruler!)

>>1363852
>...I thought you did really great.

>>1363852
>Write-In (She'll like you taking time to point out why she's a good or bad ruler!)

"You dealt with all the problems competently.

I mean, I would have liked you not needing to risk yourself in a Gnome science-bunker but I understand why you did it and can see the benefits from it.

Which brings me to my next point, the negotiations with the kobolds, you handled it most excellently and got a good deal out of them.

You did exactly what I would have done regarding the Minotaur immigrants as well.

Then there was how you dealt with the infrastructure and elf problems in Stockholm.


To summarise, you performed well. As I expected and you did it as I expected you would, which is to say there were fewer deaths than my methods would usually result in."

You mention to her how she did well... She seems quite happy and slithers off to the bathroom.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see how well the rest of the dinner goes.

+2 if you and Liz can be loving towards each other in your yuan-ti form.
+1 if you can find some legroom for Liz and your 20 meter long body. (+1 if you can slightly prevent anyone else from sitting in any seating nearby.

Rolled 16 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1363962
Twistnour tails around each other.

>>1363962
Entangling our snek bodies under the table.

Coil them out from under the table in a ring like manner, so that if they wanted to pass they would have to climb over us.

16+9=25

Good Success!

You eat your dinner with Liz, when she speaks up.

"...So I'm just curious Ren..."

"Hm?"

"Am I erh... Well... I was wondering if I was a bit too motherly..."

"What do you mean?"'

"...Well... I mean, Gwynevere seems to think that... And I sort of wanted your opinion on it."

"She dislikes you acting like a mother?"

"Well... Sort of... She's a bit pestered when I talk to the kobolds."

"Oh.... Erh..."

"I think it's fine just the way it is... But Gwynevere wants your opinion."

Liz sips some tea, as you sort of realize you just got put into a bit of a crossfire...

>Agree with Gwynevere. Liz is a bit too maternal to people. (Liz will dislike this! Gwyn will like this! Liz will be slightly less maternal in the future.)
>Agree with Elizabeth! Liz is just fine! (Gwynevere will dislike this! Elizabeth will like this and might lean a bit towards being more maternal.)
>(Shrewd Mind) Just respond with making out with Liz lustfully. That could work? (???)
>Try to dodge the topic?

>>1364005
>Agree with Gwynevere. Liz is a bit too maternal to people. (Liz will dislike this! Gwyn will like this! Liz will be slightly less maternal in the future.)

>>1364011
This

Rolled 9, 10 + 3 = 22 (2d20 + 3)

"Well, I agree with Gwynevere..."

Ignore my roll.

>>1364108
>Average or moderate rolls
Okay

Liz seems a bit insulted.

"Right, just agree with the sultry healer..."

Actions

>Try to convince Liz to be a bit less maternal...
>Move along. Danger mindfield.
>Wirte-In

>>1364154
>Move along. Danger mindfield.

>>1364154
>Move along. Danger mindfield

>>1364154
>Move along. Danger mindfield.

Heh, maybe it's best we let Gwyn try and convince her.

You are now Gwynevere. And your boyfriend has avoided the question.

I am NOT too maternal! God, he can be so judgemental sometimes! Just because I have a habit of-

Liz, you've been so maternal since we've gotten back, And even Ren thinks it's a bit weird.

Elizabeth growls.

I AM NOT TOO MATERNAL DAMN IT GWYNEVERE!

He probably thinks your cheating on him, the way you wrap around everyone and coddle them...

Roll me a 1d20-2 to see if you can convince Liz internally.

+3 if you can give arguments why Liz should calm down a bit?
+2 if you can try to tempt her with lustful thoughts with Ren...
+2 if you can mention how she has far too many kids already..

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1364706
hahahahaha

>you really shouldn't get upset here, think of how it would look to your subjects, it would be bad for all of us.

>just keep calm, and remember we can take all this anger out on his body later. you know what I mean.

>liz, you already have. . somewhere up past ten children, most families stop at four. don't you think maybe we can slow down a little, raise a few of the ones we already have. besides it's not like he's magicly going to stop giving us kids once they're out of the house.

I've been busy today.

>>1364761
Allowing a samefag if you can give arguments why she should stop being so maternal? And also of course, tempt her with lustful thoughts about Ren.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1364820
>"You literally made a comment about breastfeeding one of your sons who is far to old for it. If you keep acting too maternal you do know it could actually harm a couple of your childrens development. At some point we can't coddle them."

>"If it made you that angry, then wait until we get home, grab the three headed jerk by the throbbing fourth. And screw him until he's bedridden again. But damnit, don't blow up in the middle of dinner."

>>1364841
In case you couldn't tell that was Elizabeth saying that as a joke.

>>1364871
Was it really a joke. . . . Ok fine QM, replace that with thinking about keeping one of them from school.

One final samfeag if you can try to mention why the amount of kids you already have is enough.

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1364919
"You can barely keep track of all . . .Fuck I don't even know how many you have! The fact i can't remember the number and am literally attached to their mother should say something!"

11+5=16

Failure!

Elizabeth refuses to listen to your points... You give up, and decide to just go back to thinking dreamily about Ren.

You are back to Renexizious, and Elizabeth looks a bit frustrated...

"Something wrong Liz?"

"Just Gwnyevere..."

"Oh, yeah... I know how those other heads can be."

What the fuck is that supposed to mean?

"Anyways... Like the dinner?"

"Oh, it's great Renexizious. Thank you."

She has the slight tone of being a bit agitated, and clearly disliked you mentioning your disapproval. She's nice enough not to argue with you though.

Actions

>Wrap dinner up?
>Try to do something special for Elizabeth? She's probably stressed out from working so hard...
>Write-In

>>1365001
>Try to do something special for Elizabeth? She's probably stressed out from working so hard...

Is there such a thing as a couples sauna/spa/bathhouse or should we take her to see a sporting event.

There's a few spas... And since this is Scandinavia, you can always fly to Finland to take a traditional sauna.

>>1365009
Perfect. See if we can't distract her with one of those.

You decide to do something special, and take Elizabeth out to a spa...

Do anons want to go to a normal spa for humans, one for scales, or another one for fur?

Rolled 1 (1d3)

>>1365028
1.human
2.scales
3.furs

I'm an indecisive faggot so whatever lands is my vote.

"So... Liz? Want to head to a spa?"

"Really? Oh, how nice... Hopefully they can do something about that breath though you've been having."

She gives you a bit of a kiss on the nose and the two of you move along...

What the hell does she mean by that?

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if you can cheer Elizabeth up!

+3 if Renexizious can be a loving, considerate husband... Especially in the jacuzzi.
+2 if Renexizious can of course mention to Elizabeth how beautiful she looks, and compliment her a lot.
+2 if Ren can also try his best to actually relax...
+1 if Renexizious can of course, think about how the hell to have better breath.

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1365058
>a loving, considerate husband... Especially in the jacuzzi.

Nigga, it ain't Lovin, that's a fuckin. You know that damn well when a jacuzzi is involved.

>>1365058
Better breath accomplished in a few easy steps. 1, fire breath. Cook out everything between your draconic teeth. 2, eat plenty of clean non yellow snow. 3. Your done, there is no three.

Take care of the towels and grab a whole bunch to make a cushion so the preggers wife can sit up properly and comfortably. Then go old school Shakespearean while giving her a back massage.

>>1365077
If you get a higher success just by relaxing a bit and complimenting Elizabeth a bit, her happiness will go up.

>>1365089
"You've done a great job with the country. The people really love the effort you've put into ruling and I haven't seen moral recover this quickly before. And I owe that to the beautiful dragoness who gave me such great children."

It's a jacuzzi, you relax in it by wrapping your arm around the other person and spreading your legs, maybe sitting yourself on or near a vent for a massage as well.

You of course help make Elizabeth feel better and she seems to relax visibly, along with you.

"...This is wonderful. Why don't we have one at home?"

"I don't remember why, honestly."

"Yeah... Oh, Ren?"

"Yes?"

"I erh... I just remembered... My palace in England is finally done being repaired."

"Oh..."

"...I'll probably be heading home in a few days... I well... I'll miss you, alright?"

You sigh... This would come eventually.

Actions

>...Hey, it's alright. You need to rule your country, I need to rule mine... (You'll lose one national action.)
>...Stay here until you give birth, alright?
>...Liz... Why don't I try to make your last few days in Sweden absolutely thrilling? (Elizabeth will be extraordinarily happy! If successful, might even mean an upgrade for her.)
>...Come on, you should stay here... Please?
>Write-In

>>1365113
>...Come on, you should stay here... Please?
You don't split the royal family. And our focus in that should be in Sweden over England. The lack of a queen over there should be handled easily by having a sister or another relative start ruling either as a princess or something.

"Liz, please... Stay here?"

She seems sympathetic, she really does.

"I'll miss you too Ren. Make sure to visit often, alright?"

"Liz... PLease, just appoint another member of your family to rule... Your place is here."

She seems sympathetic and a bit guilty...

Roll me a 1d20+1 anons

+3 if Ren can really try to convince her to stay!
+2 if Ren can give a good argument to why the people love her and she needs to stay!
+2 if you can be quite lustful towards her in the jaccuzi. (+1 if you can also be lustful towards her breasts.)
+2 if you can appeal to her maternal side... (+1 if you can also mention how much more nice it is here when she's pregnant than a lonely castle... +1 if you can bring up the promise of MORE children and excite her with it..)

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1365248

>>1365248
Tell her that we do better when we have her around. That more has gotten done with her around and we haven't been happier than when she's around to wrap around us. Although we do wish she didn't choke us as much when she does.

And think of the children, it would be much nicer for them if their parents were under the same roof. Plus their mother could actually spend more time with them, see that they grow up right.

Finally, her popularity, she actually holds more sway over our own people than we do. While they respect our authority they actually WANT to serve Elizabeth.

"Liz, the kids need you. I need you. Sweden needs you. I don't need to tell you I love it when your around..."

"I know... It's.... I can't really... I can't abandon my work in England... Who knows what Parliament has done..."

"Liz, it'll be fine. People will tell you if anything's happened..."

You think your quite close to convincing her, and she looks at you with a look that yells "I wish I could".

Roll me a 1d20+5 to convince her to stay.

+3 if you can do something very sweet and loving to try and get her to stay.
+2 if you can either be a bit emotional... Or mention how much she actually means to you.
+2 if you can mention how much the people and Sweden need her...

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1365290
"Please, my dear wife. I don't actually know how I'm going to manage without you. What is a king without his queen? What am I without my Elizabeth."

Really we can't rule these people without her. Too many already don't like us.

Who would make for an excellent choice to make the ruler of England?

>>1365293
Edward VIII duh

Just a question, why can't she rule from Sweden?

I mean, I could understand if we were in the 1900's or something but we have phones and fax machines and shit.

Considering how quickly we can advance tech, why don't we just set up something so she can teleconference with the parliament and shit.

>>1365299
Imagine if the Vice President or Speaker of the house were only in congress while on Skype. It would come off as just disrespectful to other participants and probably make the person look lazy, as if their just golfing in Hawaii or something. Also considering our levels of tech, the reception probably wouldn't be good and there's more meaning when the person is actually there speaking.

Critical Success

"Please, my dear wife... I'm not sure how I'm going to manage without you? What's a king without his Queen? What am I without my Elizabeth?"

She breaks completely, giving you a very tense hug and surprising you.

"I love you too." She seems very happy by your comment, and you give her a nice hug...

"So... Does that mean your staying?"

"...Oh God yes! Oh, I'm so sorry for worrying you dear... I know you'd be so isolated and introverted without me..."

"What's that supposed to mea-"

She gives you a tight squeeze.

"Nothing, nothing... You just don't get out a lot, hon."

"I get out a lot!"

"...Not a lot dear."

You sigh and she continues to hug you...

"Well... Thank you for staying with me. It means a lot."

"...I know... I'll have such a commute though... Though I have ONE demand."

"What?"

"...You are cuddling with me on Fridays. Always."

"I can accept that."

Elizabeth cuddles up to in her human form, and the two of you relax.

"...Anyways... There was this lovely play going on downtown... I was wondering if you wanted to go."

"What's it about?"

"I think it's about me, I think... I'm not entirely sure."

"Oh... Well..."

"...Did I mention that if you go I promise to make you breakast?"

"You always make me breakfast though."

"...How about with 33% more butter? And a hug?"

"You really want to go don't you?"

Actions

>Alright... Well, let's go see that play.
>How come you get a play about you?
>...I'd rather just head home...
>...You know, I think we could have something exciting to do at home... If you know what I mean.
>Write-In

>>1365316
>Alright... Well, let's go see that play.
>Who do I have to eat to get a play about me? (Joke)

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>>1365316
>Alright... Well, let's go see that play.
>How come you get a play about you?

You decide to go see that play with Liz...

"God, who do I have to eat to get a play about me?"

"You know, I could always ask them before you eat them..."

"That was a joke, hon."

"Oh... Anyways, let's go! It'll be wonderful."

Of course, you leave the spa quite relaxed as Elizabeth talks to you about Welsh Pembrokes, terriers... She certainly seems to know a bit about dogs.

"Oh, I must say, I had the most adorable dog approach me when I was younger... He was one of those Golden Retrievers, and he slobbered all over my five-year old face..."

"...I see you love dogs."

"You know, I've always was curious if we could get ourselves a little Welsh Corgi... Oh, they'd be so sweet..."

Actions

>...Maybe you should surprise Elizabeth... Make a quick stop somewhere nearby and find her a Welsh Corgi.
>I'm not much of a fan of dogs...
>Oh, I love dogs...
>Let's talk about something else...
>Liz, I think you might remember one dog in particular... (Summon Blondi)
>Write-In

>>1365327
>...Maybe you should surprise Elizabeth... Make a quick stop somewhere nearby and find her a Welsh Corgi.

>>1365327

>...Maybe you should surprise Elizabeth... Make a quick stop somewhere nearby and find her a Welsh Corgi.

It's not much of a surprise if she watches us take her to a pet shop.

You tell the driver to wait on the corner while you go and get some "pastries for the kids"

You go to find a nearby pet shop maybe...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if you can indeed find Liz a Welsh corgi...

+3 if you can think where one might be...
+2 if you can think lustfully about Liz and be happy she's staying... (+1 if you can think about lustful things you could of done in that jaccuzi...)

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1365350
The nearest pet shop with a Welsh Corgi would probably be . . . Oh fuck it somewhere with a heavy English population.

Allowing samefagging if you can be quite envious of Elizabeth getting a play and everyone loving her.

Rolled 12 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1365350

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1365363
I do great things, I fight in our wars, I stop bomb attacks, why can't I just get some of the love and recognition I deserve.

>>1365371
A little more envy anon.

Also, if you can think a bit lustfully you'll have a higher success.

>>1365377
You take the Queen. You put her on the pole, then you add foam to the jacuzzi. Your foam. You repeat until the prunification is complete and you get out. Repeat once again until she begs to stop. Happiness achieved

15+6=21

Good Success!

You eventually find an elven pet shop, and search...

Wait a minute... Hang on... Doesn't Elizabeth already have a few dogs at her palace?

...Erh... I don't remember her ever mentioning that.

Yeah. How would you know that Flames?

...I mean, I remember Elizabeth talking about how she loved them since she met the Marquess of Bath... Whatever that is.

I don't even remember that.

...It was when you were sleeping and she talked to us... So I sort of decided to answer for you.

...Nothing serious, right?

No, no. She just sort of talks about things she likes, things we should do, etc...

Hm.

Do you know what her dog is called?

I think... Susan?

Hm.

Actions

>...Time to take a quick trip to England...
>...Elizabeth would love a new corgi. Look into getting her another one.
>...Eeh... I don't know if I want a dog...
>Write-In

>>1365396
>...Elizabeth would love a new corgi. Look into getting her another one.
A pet store around the corner is a lot quicker then traveling several hundred miles to Britain,

>>1365396
>...Elizabeth would love a new corgi. Look into getting her another one.

You go into a pet store, and find a pembroke...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see it's attitude towards you and others..

+2 if you can try to come up with a name for it...
+2 if you can try to think how Elizabeth will take care of the doggo.
+2 if Ren can continue to think lustfully about Liz.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1365416

>>1365426
Want to do the bonuses anons?

>>1365430
Higby

I think Liz is going to take out her motherlyness on the poor thing and coddle it. God help us if she starts cooking for it.

>>1365436
If you do a few more of the bonuses, it'll likely have a better personality. Or do you want me to continue?

>Tfw your glasses lens pop out and you step on it, fucking your glasses up

Be back in a hour anons.

Back anons. A one-hour trip went a bit differently than I expected.

Anyways...

You fortunately find a Pembroke that isn't exactly going to bite your fingers off, and seems a bit scared of you... You decide to call him Higby, and you quickly buy him...

Higby seems quite terrified of you, and you think about how to surprise Elizabeth...

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see how well Elizabeth loves it.
If it's a critical failure, the doggo will be so terrified it'll suffer a heart attack and ruin your entire night with Liz.

+3 if you can get the dog to be less terrified of you. Why the hell is it so scared of you?
+2 if you can think how to best surprise Elizabeth with the doggo.
+1 if Ren can continue lustful thoughts of Liz.

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1365983
Since our body is very large, I bet that if we have a coat pocket it will be large enough for a small dog like a corgi to fit in. Gently put the dog in our coat and we'll surprise Liz with it.

Rolled 1 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1365983
Talk to it in a low slow voice and avoid crowding it. Let it lick / smell us or cower in fear if it wants. Try changing form and see if that helps.

I dunno, maybe give her a box and say something about great things coming in small packages? While in our Kobold form or something?

Snek Liz. Cow Liz. Dog Liz. All the Liz's, all the time.

>>1366024
Oh, for fuck sake.

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>>1365983
>If it's a critical failure, the doggo will be so terrified it'll suffer a heart attack and ruin your entire night with Liz.

>>1366024
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>>1366024
. . . .

>>1366043
>>1366062
So, in other news. I think necromancy is definitely something we need to get better at, in the next few minutes seems like a nice time scale...

>>1366077
Anon, I swear to Odin.

So...

Do anons want to try barbaric to avoid killing a corgi?

>Yes!
>Nah... Doggos aren't worth it.

Also, I assume your terrifying it into not having a heartattack(?)
Pls don't ask how this works.

>>1366077
In not so sure about upgrading necromancy. One small reason I don't want to upgrade it, and one you don't have to listen to, is that I, and Jupiter, find it distasteful. However for something more serious and something I kinda want to get off my chest is that Ren and necromancy are OP and Mary Sue as fuck. The instance where Maria was captured and Anons just didn't do it and did stuff like chase after women. She gets fucking beheaded but fuck any consequences because we'll just resurrect her and everything's instantly okay. Using necromancy to just revive characters like Higby just gets on my nerves

>>1366111
Yes, and it would basically be scaring it so badly about what would happen if it does die that it lives to avoid it.

>>1366112
I'm against doing necromancy because we have Charlemagne and Ritter, not to mention the church. I want paladins run by a religious dragon prince and a werewolf robot crusader.

>>1366111
Yes

>>1366125
While I have my opinions about necromancy, it does have its advantages like collecting information from dead enemies. I just wanted to rant about how it can and somewhat is OP.

>>1366112
Not exactly "Scot free" mind you. She's effectively unable to leave at day, and if someone happens to push against her head enough, she gets decapitated extremely easily meaning a permanent death since she's already undead. Also, she's quite depressed.

Also, turning your kids into vampires, or undead creatures is a fucking terrible idea.

Roll me 1d20 to see about terrifying a doggo?

+3 if you can threaten the doggo about if it bites you or Liz, and what it can expect.
+2 if you can DEMAND him to be house-trained, and threaten him if he isn't.
+2 if you can think barbaric lustful thoughts about Liz.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1366151
True. Although with the stuff you just mentioned, anons effectively pushed her off to the side and forgot about her while they were happy or content with what they did; pulling her out of true death and keeping her alive in a type of hindered and happy state.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1366151
If you bite her I will take you to a Chinese restaurant so fast your head will tear off.

And if you piss all over the rug, even death wont save you!

Your my ticket tonight. I swear when I'm done her privates are going to be so raw you can cook a puppy in them.

Allowing samefag if you can think a bit more lustfully and terrify the doggo a bit more.

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1366201
I'm going to lay into her hard enough to put a hole in the wall, then keep pounding until we go through the wall, then the floor and land on you little dog, then I'll fuck her on top of you like a bear skin rug!

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1366201
Reminisce about that time where Liz and Ren tumbled near a geothermal vent and think about how awesome it would be to install a sauna in the palace to mimic that.

Gently caress the dog with something like a Half-Dragon claw and keep issuing him threats of Chinese cuisine.

6+7=13

Great Failure!

You of course, terrify the dog so hard, that it stops moving. Great. It's stopped resisting.

You take it into the car, and prepare to show Elizabeth the dog you got her...

That's when you feel something trickle down you- For fuck's sake it released it's bowels in your fucking coat.

The doggo seems to have been so terrified it died of freight, and of course now you smell of dog urine.

Elizabeth even catches a glimpse of it's ear poking out of your coat pocket and seems visibly happy... And her nose is quite irritated.

Wow, we're shitty at pets. Even worse at timing.

Actions

>...Fuck, fuck... Erh... Make up an excuse for her to look the other way and throw it out the window.
>There's only one thing that can save you now. Blondi.
>...Fuck. Pretend that it's sick or something.
>...Mention how you have to use the restroom really, really badly.
>Write-In

>>1366289
>...Fuck, fuck... Erh... Make up an excuse for her to look the other way and throw it out the window.
Hi look! I think it's the queen of England.

>>1366289
>...Mention how you have to use the restroom really, really badly.

We fucked this up, let's hope the Opera goes over better after we make an impromptu grave marker.

>>1366349
Switching to this. We can go to the bathroom and say Higby ran off.

You suddenly need to go to restroom...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to avoid suspicion.

+2 if you can try to explain this sudden onset of "needing to use the dragon's room"
+2 if you can try to be loving and try to downplay the terrible surprise gift you did.
+1 if you can think about how to take care of the evidence.

Rolled 4 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1366379
Dissolve the dog a bit with our acidic saliva and flush it down the toilet.

>>1366379
Blame it on the Bioweapon.

Head pats and implications that she just was seeing things that weren't there.

Rolled 9 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1366406
Forgot to roll.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1366379

Allowing a samefag if you can be a bit angry and think more lustful thoughts about Liz.

H-hi QM, how about we take a small break from this date and switch perspectives to get more of our favorite Charlemagne.

Or we can just have him ask if they can take a moment to bury the puppy. I mean it would be slightly better than just running off and doing so.

9+10=19

Minor Failure!

"I erh... I uh.. I have to go."

You give her a headpat and try to get up... She seems highly confused and a tad bit suspicious...

Eventually you get back after quickly burying the dog, and you throw the coat away... God, you need somesort of drink.

You head back to the car, and you get ambushed...

By Elizabeth.

"So... Ren? What were you doing back there?"

"Erh... Liz? Why did you follow?"

"Well... I just wanted to make sure everything was alright..."

She seems a bit suspicious...

Actions

>Admit the truth?
>...Everything's fine. Fine as can be.
>...Erh... Hey, you know, you look extra nice right now... Just uh, saying.
>...You caught me... Blondi really wanted to play... (Summon him?)
>Write-In

>>1366492
>Admit the truth?
The dog was terrified of me to the point that it defecated itself, had a heart attack and died. I'm sorry.

>>1366515
This.

You decide to admit the truth to Elizabeth.

Roll me a 1d20, and only one roll.

+2 if you can try to come up with the best apology you can.

Rolled 3 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1366871
I tried to do something special for you, and it just didn't work. Everything that could have gone wrong just did in all of fifteen minutes. I'm so sorry honey.

Oh come the fuck on, what is with the god damned threes!

3+2=5

Amazing Failure!

As soon as you admit the truth, she seems visibly shaken and upset...

Goddamn it.

You have lost 25 Opinion for accidentally killing a doggo.

Actions

>Try to continue the date?
>...Head home as a failure.
>...What? The dog? I was joking! He's erh, perfectly fine. Yeah
>Write-In

>>1366980
>Try to continue the date?
Take her to that play, hopefully we can salvage that.

>>1366980
>Try to continue the date?
I gotta ask. What would've happened if we rolled a one?

>>1367020
Instant divorce.

>>1367020
Elizabeth would have thought you were personally responsible for killing it, and would of hated it deeply. (Being a -40.)

Roll me a 1d20+1 to see if you can salvage the date.

+3 if you can try to remind her how great the play will be!
+2 if Ren can try to comfort her!

Rolled 5 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1367052
Hopefully we can save this. We were doing okay and keeping her happy.

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1367052

Allowing a samefag if you can worry about Elizabeth not really wanting to "hang out" after the date, and if she's upset at you.

>>1367052
Well, we got your approval rating from the census recently, and it turns out you actually have some fanatical followers something me and Charlemagne can't boast about, and most of the people who didn't really like you were either other women or flat out gay. The play will be great, I'm sure they will be singing your praises.

Wrap an arm around her and hold her tightly. Pepper her with compliments and try to massage her when she feels nervous or cold.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1367099
We already know there is no way in hell she will let us "play" with her. Especially seeing as a dog was involved. I hope she doesn't decide to go to England because of this.

14+6=20

Minor Success!

You convince Elizabeth to come along for the theater... She's upset enough that she's reluctant...

You get to the theater...

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see how well Elizabeth enjoys this.

+3 if you can be loving and apologetic during the theater...
+2 if you can point out how cute she is and try to relax her...
+2 if you can jokingly be envious of her getting a play in her honor...

Rolled 7 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1367187

Rolled 3 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1367187

Rolled 16 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1367187
"I apologise for how the night is going but I just wanted to do something to bring another cute smile to your face...let's just enjoy this play, in your honour.


...Wish I got a play in my honour, not a big one but something would be nice...I mean I saved them from a bomb threat, defeated two demonic cults, not to mention that one train bombing..."

>>1367187
Where are the other anons?

Once again, wrap arms around shower with compliments and give that backrub. And remind her how lucky we are to have her for a wife.

Remind her how adorable that minotaurs form was. Then find some unique features in this one to shower her with compliments over. Then don't forget to joke about how she's so cute we wish we could have a hundred plushie Lizzie's to make a bed out of.

>>1367239
You sir can have my hat.

Rolled 15 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

16+10=26

Great Success!

You apologize to Liz, and wrap your arms around her shoulder and continue to give her a back rub... And of course, remind her how adorable she was as a minotaur.

She certainly seems to enjoy your attention and watches, but you can tell she's still a bit upset...

+5 Opinion from Elizabeth.

Ignore my roll anons.

>>1367774
Elizabeth is of course, greatly honored by the play and makes sure the screenplay writer gets some reward for his troubles...

After that scenario ends, you begin to drive home...

Liz doesn't seem "pissed" but more... "Disappointed" in you.

Eventually you get home, and Liz... Considers giving you a kiss, but gives you a hug. She heads to bed, and you think you might of gotten the couch for tonight...

Meanwhile, as Charlemagne...

You have been fervently working on your theories against the gnomes... For at least three days straight. Your at least... 98% sure they're Jewish. 2% is reserved for them being Atheists.
Or related to Jews. You wouldn't be surprised if their last names had "Berg" everywhere...

Mostly however, you've been trying to figure out WHO Aria is...

Now of course, you went to ask the kobolds... Which honestly wasn't that hard, it took you only two hours to get to the front desk and not trigger any traps on your own. You did nearly fall for the classic "ring for service trap bomb", but luckily your wit let you find the actual ring for service.

Now, from what you heard about from the Legate... No one knows who the hell "Aria" is.

Great.

So she could be using a fake name, or simply not important...

It's of course when you begin to connect the dots.

After looking through the mostly charred Dean's work, you finally notice that he sent letters to this "Aria"...

These letters are however, quite burnt, but there's an address on them, located in Uppsala...

Now of course, normally you'd be down there in a heartbeat, but you've noticed something...

One of the letters went to someone else... Another address, this time up in Trondheim. Mostly about the sale of "occult materials" and other suspect materials...

Actions

>Go to investigate Aria!
>Go to investigate the occult!
>...Ignore it. You need sleep.
>...See if you can get Ulf to help you. You might be missing something.
>Write-In

>>1367851
>...See if you can get Ulf to help you. You might be missing something.
The memes shall guide you. Besides, this is one of the first times he's been vindicated by the government.

>>1367851
Who is Ulf?

>>1368177
Our Alex Jones equivalent.

You call up Ulf...

He seems willing to help, but of course it'll take him time to get there... Very well, you suppose.

You decide to pass the time with a nap, and maybe a visit to a bar...

Meanwhile, as Renexizious...

You finally get up off the couch... Elizabeth seems to have "forgotten" to make breakfast. She's still pissed at you, great. Or just so disappointed she wants you to learn from your mistakes or something.

Either way, you ask your chief servant where she is, and it seems she's flown off to England on business... Apparently she'll be back in two weeks.

Wonderful.

You can't help but feel a bit discouraged, and you sit on the couch to catch up on Gunsmoke.

Of course, suddenly two very large, fuzzy hands put a huge bowl of salad in front of you, complete with slightly overcooked chicken and a little too much ranch dresssing.

"...Chrysoula?"

"H-hi.. I erh, I heard about last night."

"Yeah... I messed up big time. Liz isn't too happy. Didn't even make me breakfast."

"Y-yeah... I erh... I did though. I hope you like it... Even if I kinda don't know how to cook."

You take a fork and begin to eat the salad... It's... Well, to you, you refer meat. The over-cooked chicken is only a little scorched, but otherwise good.

Chrysoula sits next to you... She seems sad, but otherwise doesn't seem to blame you for anything.

"S-so... I... I..."

She sneezes into her arm.

"Sorry... I erh... I'm not feeling to well."

"Please don't tell me you sneezed into this salad. I prefer not to have a cold."

"N-no... I-I just... I don't feel well right now."

"Strange... Anyways, what were you saying?"

"I made you a necklace... I-I hope you and Flames like it."

She takes out a small box from her pocket, and hands it to you...

You of course, open it up to see a steel chain necklace, with a rather ornate looking rose on it... The tulip itself is made of stained glass... It would fit around your neck in dragon or dragotaur form, really. There's also another identical one for Flames.

"I-I erh... Well, I only knew of one plant... Besides a cabbage... Or grass. Or onion... A-Alright, I mean flower... But... Well, do you like it?"

She seems quite nervous giving this to you, worried about what you'll say...

Actions

>...Well... Thank you, Chrysoula. For the breakfast and the necklace. I'll make sure to wear it!
>Oh, well thanks! I'm not too sure if I'll be able to wear it too much.
>...Shrug, and mention how it could be better.
>...I'm not interested, thanks. Maybe Flames is though.
>...Chrysoula, why the hell did you give me this?
>Write-in

>>1368747
>...Well... Thank you, Chrysoula. For the breakfast and the necklace. I'll make sure to wear it!
>I'm sure Flames is ecspecially thankful for this

>>1368747
>...Well... Thank you, Chrysoula. For the breakfast and the necklace. I'll make sure to wear it!

Well lads. We killed a puppy. . . Any ideas for getting on her good side again?

>>1369007
Buy her more puppies? Like, six?


In all honesty we can get her love back pretty easy. Assuming no one has any problem with another 30 succession crises-in-waiting wandering our palace and empire?

>>1369017
We scared it to death, i'm pretty sure we would just have another 6 dead puppies on our hands.

>>1369024
...We have reserves...Reserves of puppies...


Okay, plan B. What if we made a dog? Made one that looks like a corgi, sounds like a corgi and acts like one but is actually more long lived, smart and resistant to heart attacks.

>>1369007
Give into her demands of sex more.

>>1369024
>>1369033
We could probably have our servants get the puppies or something. Maybe even find a really good dog breeder and get dogs specially trained to not get heart attacks in front of stuff like Yuan-Ti or Half-Dragons.

>>1369033
>>1369058
How about no more puppies. It was a terrible idea considering we are massive fucking dragons with multiple heads.

>>1369061
Okay I hear what you are saying.


A snake-ferret it is then.

>>1369063
Why the fuck not, what can possibly go wrong with that? Know what, maybe we would be safer with. I dunno a bear.

>>1369061
>>1369063
How about a Komodo dragon? O what if we get a puppy and make a mutagen to turn it into something more Draconic and less likely to die from us like a 90 year old man with heart problems.

. . . I give up on the pets front. Cook her a morning meal?

>>1369098
Maybe try conquering the world for her by the time she gets back in 2 weeks.

I'm going to be back soon. Just walking up back to my house with plenty of alcohol.

>>1369111
Well, she does want world domination. Finish subjugation of Nam? Korea?

>>1369129
Unless you intended to give them as gifts to England, she'd think your just working.

>>1369132
Hmn, which do you think she'd like more?

I'm back home my senpai. For now at least.

You happily accept the gift and she seems quite happy.

"Hey, I was wondering something Renexizious..."

"What?"

"Did you want me to talk to Liz?"

"Oh... You'd do that?"

"W-well, yeah... I'm worried about you two. She loves dogs... And you kinda scared one to death."

"...Which defecated in my coat."

"Oh, I uh... I fixed that. Cleaned it."

"Really?"

"...Yeah. It wasn't a good sight. But I hope you like it... I hanged it up in your lab. And I made sure to use some perfume... Fancy stuff."

She sneezes not too long after saying this.

Oh, how nice. She fixed your coat... Now do you want her to help you more?

Actions

>Chrysoula, I can handle Liz. I have the perfect way to cheer her up.
>I wouldn't mind if you helped Chrysoula.
>...I'm surprised you went that far. Cleaning up that coat... I personally would of bought a new one.
>...Chrysoula, are you feeling alright? I'm just curious.
>Write-In

>>1369446
>...Chrysoula, are you feeling alright? I'm just curious.

>If you can help us come up with an idea, it would be great.

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>>1369446
>I wouldn't mind if you helped Chrysoula.
>...I'm surprised you went that far. Cleaning up that coat... I personally would of bought a new one.

Totally not so that they go shopping again and up near a place with a lot of money during an episode of confusion.

"Chrysoula? Are you feeling alright? I'm just curious."

"...I'm fine... I think I just have a cold or something, my throat's been a bit scratchy though."

"Oh... Well, do you have any ideas?"

"...Well, she loves poetry... Kids... Also you..."

[red}"I know that."

"...How about you erh... Try to bond with a kid? I mean, you have a lot."

"I do... And she probably wants more."

"...She'd weird like that, I guess."

"You don't want any?"

"I-I erh... I've never really seen myself in the whole "raising a family" thing... I have things I want to do."

"Right."

Actions

>Any other ideas Chrysoula?
>Eh... I'm not sure if that would help...
>...Why don't I try to do something special for her? What else would she like...
>I have the perfect idea.
>Write-In

>>1369544
>Write-In
"Chrysoula, I would advise you that you may have caught the Gnome bio-weapon off of me. There is no reason to panic, seeing as we know the treatments for it and such.


It is thus going to be my highest priority while Liz is away taking care of business to help your deal with this...possibly step out towards the end if you are feeling well and get her something. If it's going to be something like a song or poem then I can think of that over the time I care for you."

>>1369577
Ah, this. Let us focus on Charlemagne and his fight against conspiracy.

You tell Chrysoula that she might of caught the Gnome bio-weapon... She panics a bit, but you calm her and mention how you'll take care of her... She seems a bit hesitant and mentions how she has work in a hour and was going to go down... She mentions how she used up all her sick days to take care of you too...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well you can take care of Chrysoula...

+3 if you can find a way to keep her comfortable, bedridden, that sort of thing.
+2 if you can decide to call up the foreman and see if you can get Chrysoula more sick days... (Keep in mind you'll have to roll. If it's a failure, she'll lose her job. If you do nothing, it'll also result in her losing her job.)
+2 if you can mention how much you love her, and why everything will be alright...
+1 if you can find small, loving things to do for her.

Rolled 7 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1369679

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1369679
Call the foreman. If we have to we can simply replace her with a slave for a little.

Now we can tuck her in put a book in her hand and occasionally check in have her test our cooking or help us work on how to cheer Elizabeth up. (I have a plan)

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1369679
Time to make a Minotaur burrito using some nice, soft blankets and our largest bed.


Yes - "Foreman, this is the literal ruler of your current nation of occupation, work and possibly origin.

I am afraid to say your Minotaur worker is sick, having caught a bio-weapon from me while caring for me. While she is off recovering, I am willing to compensate your company from my private funds.

Alternatively I can try and find the needed time to fulfil her hours for her while I am taking care of her."


"Chrysoula, you are a minotaur. You are a thing of myth and legend, born unto a species that have survived things far worse than this. I will see everything done to make this tolerable for you, as a sign of my dedication and love for you."


Glasses of water, head pats and shit.

15+12=27

Amazing Success!

You of course, begin to take care of her, and you try to convince the Foreman to give her some extra days...

Roll me a 1d20+7 anons.

+2 if you can either be very, very intimidating, convince him, or mention how urgent it is that she stays with you for a few days.
+1 if you can mention how she's his best worker... And why she deserves more days off.

Rolled 10 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1369734
Tell the foreman that we're the fucking Emperor and we can have him executed if we want.

>>1369734
"This is your best worker out sick, you can make due until she is physically capable of working."

"Believe me you do not want to fight with me about this. I've ordered assassinations for less and for far more selfish reasons than repaying someone's kindness."

>>1369782
You forgot to roll anon.

10+8=18

Borderline Success!

The foreman is willing to give her a day or two off... And that's it.

Great. Chrysoula has two days to get well...

Or you could just force the Foreman to accept more days. He seems unconvinced your actually Renexizious though.

What do?

>Head down there personally...
>Send the death squad to intimidate him.
>Send the death squad to arrange an "accident"
>A few days is fine...
>Write-in

>>1369832
>A few days is fine...

>>1369832
>Head down there personally...

>>1369832
>Head down there personally...

Do anons want to head down there in their dragon form? Or a different form?

>>1369883
Dragon. When someone says they are the king, and you tell them "sure" don't be surprised when the king shows up in his full glory to call you a bitch.

You decide to head down there personally. And scare this Foreman...

Roll me a 1d20+4 if you can terrify the Foreman.

+3 if you can come up with a terrifying way to enter the construction yard.
+2 if you can terrify in particular those who have a tendancy to "stare at Chrysoula's assets"
+2 if you can try to hide the reason your here from everyone else... You'd rather not have other people realize your second head is married to another woman.
+1 if you can of course, terrify the foreman by mentioning how much Chrysoula means to you and Flames. (+1 if you can also mention to the foreman, what will happen if he neglects to give her a raise, some more days off, and other benefits. +1 if you can also use your inner draconic overlord and order him to appease you.)

Rolled 17 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1369924

>>1369929
Nice.
>>1369924
Roar at the construction yard and land right in the middle of whatever closest empty space there is. "FOREMAN!"

17+10=27

Amazing Success!

You eventually land, and easily intimidate the Foreman... Who easily caves in, at realizing who he's angered. Especially after you dangle him for a bit.

It's not too long until you leave...

Meanwhile, as Charlemagne...

Roll me a 1d20+5, no rolls besides the first. This is for how well you've diagnosed the situation.

Rolled 9 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1369991
#YOLO

9+5=14

You've gotten a little clarification...

After some intensive research, you've think you have found a lead...

On a ship off the coast of Sweden, your fairly sure the crew is carrying something that may help your interests into the Gnomes and Drow conspiracies... Mostly because the captain is a drow himself. Or at least, hidden to look like a human.

There's only a few problems though.

First of all, it's flying the German flag. Which means it's offically a member of the German Navy.
It's a merchant ship, luckily enough... Though protect by a cruiser not too far away.

Your inside sources (being a harbor's customs officer) reports the last shipment had contained mostly iron and steel...
A little more searching reports that the iron and steel was later found to be in poor quality, and was utlimately discarded... The reason you know the captain's a drow however, is that the Dean mentioned the captain has more than once personally visited him on behalf of Aria...

Actions

>...Try to investigate this merchant ship. With stealth.
>...You know who's great at stealth... Your friend Claw. He needs to get out more anyways.
>...See about raiding the ship. (Cause a diplomatic crisis between Germany and Sweden.)
>...Ignore it. You don't want to anger the Germans.
>Write-In

>>1370029
>...Try to investigate this merchant ship. With stealth.

>>1370063
I'm going to point out that Charlemagne isn't very good at stealth. He's a large half dragon. Very noticable.

>>1370068
By "stealth" I was just thinking about trying to kill everything in our path in a not so gruesome way kinda like how Liz kept on taking out all those guards at the gnome complex with revolvers.

>>1370071
This is a ship. Not a huge underground base. Everything is very close quarters, sound will travel, and someone will contact the Germans if you get detected.
Keep in mind they're all largely unarmed civilians.

>>1370081
Can't we just fly onto the deck kill everyone who tries to fight and have a large group of military craft gather around and board it?

>>1370081
So would Claw do any better?

>>1370089
Charlemagne isn't a dragon, and effectively attacking a German trading vessel will likely lead to WW3.

>>1370091
Well, unless you wanted to be lethal, try to "ghost" it, or take everyone on the ship prisoner, his methods would leave plenty of witnesses, but he is extremely stealthy and agile.

>>1370096
>likely lead to WW3.
Tempting. At this point I think we should either do it ourselves so Charlemagne can get upgradepoints or just leave.

Well, what do anons want to do? Claw can do it extremely stealthily, but might leave plenty of witnesses unless he's lethal. Charlemagne is poor at stealth, plain and simple.

>>1370113
Just leave

>>1370113
Simple we blockade it at Port. It's in our waters and under investigation. We will handle diplomacy by informing them the vessel is under quarantine. We can handle diplomacy while we have it investigated and by that I mean subjected to a full search by what amounts to military police.

>>>1370113
The Germans won't exactly like that, and especially dislike it if the captain goes suspiciously missing or he suspects documents, etc was stolen.

And it's not in your waters, it's in German waters currently.

>>1370144
Hmn. We have Black ops units, claw, the Kobolds, what else is at our disposal. If possible I would suggest having the Kobolds do a raid.

>>1370151
The kobolds will have little interest in boarding a ship, especially since they have little knowledge about how oceans work, how to board a ship, how to not be sea-sick, etc. They'll be much less effective then usual.

>>1370162
In that case, I guess it's between claw and a black ops unit.

>>1370170
Claw will have autistic bonuses and will be playable, but the black ops unit will be a single roll type deal. (No extra dice rolls besides the first one.)

>>1370175
I think claw, anyone else?

So anyways anons, I've been thinking...

Because Renexizious is so powerful, and anons typically don't roll too much, I might be moving to a sort of "advantage" system.

It's a bit extreme, but here's the proposed changes...

There would be no bonuses given save for write-ins, or certain mutations.

Your skill modifier/attribute modifier will go up against a certain DC for the skill. If it is -3 orlower than the requirement, you can only roll one dice.
If it's -2 or +2 points or inbetween, you can roll two dice. If it's +3 above, you can roll three dice.

In addition, all the DCs will be told to you.

For example.

>Break down a wooden door! (Strength DC: 3)
If you had a modifier of +1, that would give you two dice since you are -2 away from the DC.
Or...
>Create a Half-Dragon Mutagen! (Alchemy DC: 4)
And Renxeizious's alchemy is 8. He'd get three dice.

And for let's say...

>Elaborately speak and gesture to throw the noble off his game! (Stagecraft DC: 5)
And Renexizious's Stagecraft is 5, he'd roll 2 dice.

In addition, Write-In choices will always have a bonus of +1, making write-ins more powerful then usual.

In addition, I plan to add some more Agility rolls in the future...

I feel like Renexizious and Elizabeth need a bit of nerfing to their rolls. I'll also be cutting down on bonuses from here on.

Finally, as a small change...

I plan to heavily simplify your Army, by having "statistics" for it.

For example.

Regiment of Stockholm.

Ranged Strength: +3
Manpower: +3
Melee Strength: -1
Morale Strength: +3
Leadership: +3
Experience: Elite

In addition, combat will be a bit different... It'll all be versus rolls from now on. And rolls will be a bit changed.

If Renexizious has advantage over a Regiment, he'll get 3 rolls, while the other regiment gets 1. (If it was Veteran, they always get at least two. If they're Elite, they always get three due to being the best of the best.)

Here's how an example combat would work.

Renexizious rolls to attack Regiment of Stockholm.

Ren has Advantage, meaning 3 rolls. An opposing regiment has Disadvantage, meaning 1 roll.

Ren rolls a 18, 18, and 5.
The other regiment rolls a 19.

In this circumstance, Renexizious would be injured in this battle, and do no "statistical" damage.

If Ren rolled a 19, 18, and a 17, and they rolled a 2, they'd be injured and take statistical damage, while Renexizious would not.

Renexizious's Ranged Attack would be Agility, and his Melee Attack would be Strength, for example.

Anyways, I'm going to sleep. Tell me if this is a good idea or not.
This is meant to add some more difficulty and make anons reliant more on their soldiers and followers too.

In addition, I plan to have a "battle" map in the future.

>>1370802
Also...

Certain Regiments might become "Regiments of Renown" and much more powerful than usual. They'll get a special ability in addition.

Also, your Personal Regiments are now going to be called your Personal Retinue. Your Personal Retinue are in charge of security, protecting those you want protected, and typically being fall-back soldiers you can call on at any time.

>>1370802
This seems fair

Anyways, I'll be rolling for if you guys decide to do Claw or nothing in about 45 mins. Please decide by then.

Rolled 1 (1d2)

Rolling.

1=Claw!
2=Don't do anything.

You of course, decide to get Claw on the job...

Of course, it's not too hard to convince him, since he's eager to go outside and do something...

You make arrangements for a small boat to be given to him, and of course, tell him how to do his job...

How should Claw do this?

>Try to not be seen at all! (Hard in his Gelatinious Form due to it's size!)
>Take care of the crew non-lethally... (May leave witnesses.)
>Take care of the crew lethally. (No witnesses.)
>...Try to take the crew prisoner and back to Sweden. (Get either slaves or experiment subjects, but if the Germans ever find out...)
>Write-in

>>1371220
>Try to not be seen at all! (Hard in his Gelatinious Form due to it's size!)
Worst case scenario is that Claw gets busted, we have to turn him into the Germans and eventually a war between Sweden and Germany starts which will probably escalate and include China and America.

>>1371220
>Try to not be seen at all! (Hard in his Gelatinious Form due to it's size!)

Morning. Also sounds like a neat system qm. Let's save Germany.

anons sure you want to try and "ghost" it?

>>1371251
Well it's either that, leave witnesses and probably start WW3 or kill everybody and probably start WW3 somImsay ghost it.

You decide to sneak onto the ship.

You are now Claw!

Your boat goes into the Baltic, and it's not too long until you see the merchant ship...

Of course, you'll need to avoid them noticing you in order to get on...

You are currently in your human form!

Choose an action!

>Stealthily approach the ship... Hopefully you can guide it right. (Agility DC: 3)
>Try to look like your out, having some fun! They'll completely ignore you! Right? (Charisma DC: 4)
>...Erh... Jump out of the boat and try to swim? (Swim DC: 3. Claw lacks the skill, meaning he could drown.)
>...Idea. What if you looked like your boat just stopped working and you needed help? (Intelligence DC: 2)
>Write-in

>>1371262
>Try to look like your out, having some fun! They'll completely ignore you! Right? (Charisma DC: 4)

Claw's modifier is a +1 to Charisma, but because of being a "Natural Human" he has an additional +2 to it due to being in his human form.

You'll be able to roll two dice anons. Proceed?

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1371270
Alright. Proceed.

Roll me a 1d20 anons. You can roll two times.

+2 modifier if Claw can look like he's having fun. Alone. And not approaching the ship.
+1 if Claw can slightly regret being unable to absorb everything on the ship for sake of "stealth"
+1 if Claw can try to look on the positives of this mission. Maybe it'll be fun?

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1371286

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1371286

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>>1371290

Critical Success

You of course, look like your having a awesome party, with the... Two beers you brought along! The crewmembers of the ship enviously look you on, as you have a RADICAL TIME BRO!

Of course, you run out of beer extremely fast after CRUSHING THEM OVER YOUR HEAD LIKE A MAN!

They eagerly however, invite you into their ship... And mention they have more beer.
Yum.

Actions

>Accept the offer! Party and celebrate on their ship!
>...What the hell are you doing? This will result in them knowing who you are, or worse! Decline!
>Hell yeah! A place to eliminate the entire crew in one fell blow!
>Write-In

>>1371304
>Accept the offer! Party and celebrate on their ship!

>>1371304
>Accept the offer! Party and celebrate on their ship!

You accept the offer, and get onto their ship... A few of the crew members go and get a shitload of beer and get ready to party...

Of course, you need to find a way to LIVEN UP the party to keep anyone from suspecting anything weird!

Actions

>Break out your best dance moves! (Agility DC: 7.)
>Challenge other crew members to BEER DRINKING CONTESTS! (Strength DC: 6. Lowered DC to 4 if you can find a way to cheat using your gelatinous powers.)
>CHUG THE BEER! ALL OF IT! (Strength DC: 8. Claw will gain the respect of the crew and their trust if he can indeed chug ALL of the beer.)
>Rampage? More like... BEERPAGE! Alright, that doesn't work, but you aren't just stopping at drinking the crew's beer... Drink the entire ship's supply of beer! (Strength DC: 13. Claw will become a legend and the crew will be in awe of this, and most likely ignore whatever you do save trying to take over the ship or killing people.)
>Try to slip away... (Agility DC: 8)
>Write-In

>>1371329
>Try to slip away... (Agility DC: 8)

Waiting for one more choice anons

>>1371346
This.

Roll me a 1d20 anons. You can roll twice.

+2 if Claw can find a way to slip away from the party.
+1 if Claw can be slightly disappointed in being unable to party.
+1 if Claw can steal some food before leaving.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1371361

>>1371361
Look for a bathroom, and by bathroom we mean an empty stairwell.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1371361
Forgot to roll.

Do anons want to do a few of the bonuses? Or do you want to try and cover up your failed slip away by doing one of the other actions?

>>1371420
Take some sausage that this German ship no doubt has.

>I want to make new friends and maybe play warhammer with. This blows.

8+4=12

Borderline Failure!

You sneak away, but notice some people sort of noticing your abscence...

You mention how you have to use the restroom... But you think the crew is keeping a special eye on you, and might notice if you use the restroom for a suspicious amount of time.

Actions

>Proceed to sneak on! (You'll have to do this in 5 turns, or the crew will get suspicious!)
>...Try to do another action.
>Everyone's in one place... Might as well attack!
>Write-In

>>1371466
>Proceed to sneak on! (You'll have to do this in 5 turns, or the crew will get suspicious!)

>>1371466
What if we actually go to the stairwell and take a shit on it?

>>1371485

No.

>>1371485
That certainly wouldn't be out of Claws character

So I assume anons just want to proceed to sneak on?

>>1371466
Fine, spend five turns then go to stairwell.
>Proceed to sneak on! (You'll have to do this in 5 turns, or the crew will get suspicious!)
>Spend those five drinking.

>>1371528
No, what I'm saying is that you'll have to sneak through this ship and get out without attracting attention. All in five turns.