Last time on YouthQuest

>>1353943
Nomad continues studying
>History grade:B


>>1353948
Worm learns a thing or two about the past
>History grade:B-
>New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>1353972
>>1353981
Yeah the thug is dead
(Blacker is out of stamina)

>>1353999
Jack cuts deep dealing another 180 damage!
(Angel: 140/500 HP)
(Jack: 2/4 stamina)

>>1354085
Ko-ma takes a shower to wash away the filth

>>1354085
Az is the master
>Science sophomore grade: A+

>>1354411
Glam slices at the chain
It won't break for some reason...

>>1354435
Perry opens the door to find a bun in the oven
>Bread (10) - Fresh, wheaty goodness. Heals 5HP each.

==School Hallway==
Bully A decks blacker!
(Blacker HP:253/600)

==Ethereal plane==
Angel A & B strike down jack. Each of them dealing 34 damage!
(Jack HP:123/225)

>>1355809
[spoilers] apologies blacker but your health actually is still capped at 400. Just some minor confusion. Apologies [/spoiler]

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1355809
Shoot the bully in the foot

>>1355809
Ko-ma equips clothes and goes to see Aleera downstairs.

>>1355809
Keep studying history.

Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1355809
Rev up that rocket launcher and fire at the angels

Rolled 1, 7, 7, 12, 17, 15, 6, 3 + 272 = 340 (8d20 + 272)

>>1355809
Brew 4 haste potions and 4 health potions using the last of my ingredients

Rolled 5, 17 = 22 (2d20)

>>1355809
>Pick up the wasteland knife and hand it to Batta.
>Guard twice and laugh at Bully A.

>>1355809
Continue studying WW1

>>1355809
> put the cryo-stuff in my inventory
Can't wait to analyse it later on.
> return to upstairs, inspecting the letter of... one of the Kos?

Rolled 14 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1355809

Attack muthafuckin bully A's left leg

>>1355824
Batta misses and almost shoots himself in his own foot.

>>1355834
Ko-ma heads downstairs and meets up with aleera

>>1355866
Worm studies history
While az erases a minus sign in the background
>History grade:B

>>1355935
Nomad studies about the treaty of Versailles and it's long and short term effects.
(History, 1/2 to B+)

>>1355907
Az brews stuff
>1x Amazing haste potion
>3x Incredible haste potions
>1x Epic health potion
>2x Incredible health potions
>1x Amazing health potion

>>1355899
Hue

>>1355902
Jack lays down fire at the angels dealing 50 damage to both. (Stamina 1/4)

Angel A 90/500 HP
Angel B 450/500 HP

>>1356000
Dirk seperates Bully A from his left leg.
(Bully A: 35/50 Bleed 1)

>>1355928
Blacker blocks.

>>1355941
>To the esteemed Ko,
>We regret to inform you that your services in the Freedom City Biological Engineering Centre are too risky in our current struggle against the forces on the Surface; however, due to well received praise of your schematics for the Anti-Riot Device, we are happy to offer you a position in a small project to overtake the Surface's education system, partnered with a small youth mercenary organization titled the Nomad Project. Should you accept this job offering, we will do anything in our current power to promote you graciously to Head Scientist of the Nomads. You can begin anytime, but please send a reply back if you do. We offer our sincerest apologies, but there are no other available contracts that require your creative mindset.
~Commander Molyard, FCC

This next paper was only from two week ago...

>In response to the 7th Freedom City Council,
>I apologize for not getting in contact with you sooner. I will happily take the position of Head Scientist and use it to my greatest potential, starting as soon as I send this paper to you. However, due to multiple security concerns of the lacking Nomad Project budget, as well as the incidents I've looked over about a small group of newer students rioting in the Surface's downtown areas, I ask for an advance to start the process smoothly. To confirm that this budget will NOT go to waste, I have sent a blueprint for new armor concerning these "Big Boys" that the Nomads have taken pride in.
~Ko

And this one from a day after?!

>To the esteemed Ko,
>We have looked over your blueprints and found it quite intimidating. We thank you for your time; with this envelope should carry a $25,000 bonus for maximum production. The Council looks forward to working with you in the future.
~Commander Molyard, FCC

==Ethereal plane==
Angel A retaliates with their spear dealing 34 damage! (Jack:89/225)

Angel B misses

==School Hallway==
Bully A retaliates with a rising uppercut on dirk!
(140/150 HP)

Bully A bleeds out! (30/50)

>>1356112
Continue studying WW2

>>1356112
Study more history.

Rolled 10 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1356112

Sweet! Lets make that bully a midget!

> Chop at his other leg

Rolled 3, 6 = 9 (2d20)

>>1356112
>Guard Dirk.

>>1356112

> Give Ko a short laydown on what they should consider doing: Going to talk with Ko about getting Glam out of their current situation
> Also inform them that they should exchange details about what EXACTLY happened regarding the nomad base, but not now, as the current situation is still a bit tense
> additionally, giving her the HV-taser would be appreciated.


> After finishing the talk, go to school, down one of Bateman's haste-potions and start studying math

>>1356192
> Listen to Aleera and tell her about Ko's position and how Ko is pretty busy at the moment... and kind of lewd.
> Kindly apologize profusely over everything they have seen and hope they never ever bring anything like this up again.
> Hand Aleera the HV Taser.

After Ko-ma finishes talking. She puts on her sweatbands and heads over to the Gym to train Dodging as well as her physical Attributes.

>>1356112
Study sophomore english

>>1356112
Drink a potion of healing before blocking the incoming attacks.

>>1356123
Nomad studies world war two learning about germany post WW2. The nazi's and the events that lead up to them as well as the government shift in the japanese that lead to their involvement in the war.
>History grade:B+

>>1356137
Worm studies more
(History, 1/2 to B+)

>>1356163
Blacker defends dirk!

>>1356150
Dirk hacks off the bullies last leg!

>>1356286
Az studies
>Sophomore English:C+

>>1356210
Ko enters the gym where she sees the students playing 3 games
>Dodgeball
>Basketball
>Minnows & Sharks

>>1356192
Aleera enjoys a nice Bateman brand haste potion and studies math
>Math grade: C+
(Math, 1/2 to B-)

>>1356341
Jack ups his guard as he chugs a health potion.

==School Hallway==
>"Okay, okay I give up!"
The bully yelps as they drag themselves away

Batta has gotten
>Wasteland knife
>$19
>337 EXP

Dirk has gotten
>$19
>337 EXP

Blacker Baron has gotten
>$19

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel A swipes his spear at jack dealing 17 damage!

Angel B follows up with his spear dealing another 17 damage!

(Jack: 115/225HP)

>>1356379
More history.

>>1356379
Study the Cold War and the effects of consumerism.

>>1356379
Ko-ma plays Dodgeball.

>>1356379

I can feel an expontial growth already!
I think.
Might the learning affect our homones in some way? Or are rules of nature just fucked?
Oh wait, this is math.
> I guess Math goes on?

>>1356379

I FEEL STRONGA!

Dirk puts all of his points into Melee and takes a 5HP bonus for leveling up!

"I think I'll go have some fun," Dirk says.

> Goes to get his exercise on by playing dodgeball

>>1356379
Study more english

>>1356412

> Train/Exercise my melee skills

>>1356379
>Head home and rest.

Rolled 17 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1356379
>"I'll kill you! I'll fucking kill you, just like I killed everyone else!"
Pull out the Obsidian Mop and whack the everloving shit out of Angel A with it.
>"Just looking at you pisses me off!"

>>1356382
Worm studies more.
>History grade:B+

>>1356388
Nomad studies the cold war and the buildup of nuclear weapons, and how the cold war started the space race as well as the increase in consumerism of commercial goods.
(History, 1/2 to A-)

>>1356389
Ko-ma starts to play dodgeball.
(1/4)

>>1356392
Rules of nature are just fucked.
>Math grade:B
>New perk: Egghead - You will gain +2 to any and all ranged attacks since the angle and velocity are burned into your head.

>>1356412
>>1356419
Dirk starts doing push ups...
(1/4)

>>1356417
Az studies sophomore english
>English grade:B-
>New perk: Fanfiction Writer - You now have a +4 in speech rolls, and you can also forge any signature or note.

>>1356421
Blacker goes home and takes a nap.
(Stamina and HP restored)

>>1356444
Jack clocks angel A with the mop dealing 70 damage and restoring 18 HP to himself.
(Angel A:20/500)
(Jack: 133/225)

==Ethereal plane==

Angel A&B continue the assault dealing 34 damage each!

(Jack: 65/225)

>>1356517
Dodgeball! Dodgeball!

>>1356517
Go in for a block.
>"Hehehe. You think you got me, don't you, huh?"

>>1356517
Study the rise of Napoleon (History).

>>1356517
Drink an incredible haste potion and continue studying english

Rolled 1, 4, 6 = 11 (3d10)

>>1356517
>Go out looking for trouble.

>>1356517
Continue studying Edward Bernays and the rise of modern consumerism.

>>1356517

Wew Lad I'm feeling stronger already!

> Run some laps mixed in with push ups and sit ups

Rolled 10, 6, 4 = 20 (3d10)

>>1356379
Find enemies at schools

>>1356519
DODGE!
(2/4)

>>1356520
Jack prepares to block.

>>1356521
Worm studies the Napoleon and his rise to power as well as his strategic skill.
(History, 1/2 A-)

>>1356533
Az studies (Haste:5/6)
>English grade:B
(English, 1/2 to B+)

>>1356541
Nomad studies Edward Bernays and his status of "Father of Public Relations."
>History grade:A-
>New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.

>>1356547
Dirk feels the burn
(2/4)

>>1356535
Blacker goes into the RLD looking for trouble and finds...
Guardian A sporting bulletproof vest and a Stinger AN/M2!
And
Guardian B sporting Riot Armor and a M249

>>1356563
Batta searches for enemies at school and finds a lone bully wielding twin Taurus Judges!

==School Hallway==
Armed Bully prepares...

==RLD Area 1==
Guardian A prepares...
Guardian B prepares...

==Ethereal plane==
Angel A hits dealing 17 damage!
(Jack:48/225)
Angel B misses.

>>1356640
Study Napoleon's humiliating, anticlimactic, inglorious and inevitable defeat at the hands of Kutuzov. (History)

>>1356640
So many balls!

>>1356640
Study more english

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1356640
Fly into the air.
>"I am your lord and savior! Bask in my glow!"
Do this mainly as an insult to them. Hell, point my fingers at Angel B and pretend to shoot him with a fake gun.

Rolled 3, 5, 7 + 75 = 90 (3d20 + 75)

>>1356640
>Attack Guardian A

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1356640
Slice the bully's right arm with wasteland knife

>>1356640
Continue studying Edward Bernays through part 1 of the documentary "The Century of the Self"

>>1356642
Worm learns about the inevitable demise of Napoleon.
>History grade:A-
>New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.

>>1356644
Balls everywhere!
(3/4)

>>1356648
Az studies more english
>English grade:A-
>New perk: Published - The ability of words is but a mere pebble than it is a hurdle. You have a +5 to any and all rolls on Speech, Seduce, and thanks to an extensive read of Greek literature, you also have a +1 to attack rolls, Melee and Ranged.

>>1356733
Nomad enjoys a nice documentary.
(History, 1/2 to A)

>>1356669
Before oro can attack the guardians flee, leaving behind the stinger.

>>1356725
Batta slashes at the bullies right arm dealing 15 damage!
(85/100)
(Batta stamina: 1/4)
>>1356666
As jack takes flight his finger erupts a fount of flames killing angel A and dealing 40 damage to angel B!
(Angel B:460/500)

==School Hallway==
Armed bully deals judgement giving batta a painful 40 damage!
(Batta:90/150)

==Ethereal Plane==

Angel B swings his spear at jack impotently...

>>1356942
Finishing up Dodgeball.

>>1356942
Addendum
Angel B has 410 Health

>>1356942
>"You may think you're all that and a bag of chips, but I'm better."
Guard with a smug look on my face.

Rolled 9, 7, 4 = 20 (3d10)

>>1356942
>Look for an enemy that has a fucking SMG, and take my armor off.

>>1356942
Continue studying by watching the second half of the documentary

>>1356942
Hearing a fight, Worm rushes out to help [BATTA].
Run up and sidekick the Armed Bully in the right arm for unarmed damage.
(Worm is currently at 135/150 HP)

>>1356942

Finish exercisng

Captain Tightpants--male

>>1356958
>Put my armor back on because Manhorse grew a brain and fixed something.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1356980
(the roll)

>>1356942
English.
Study it.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1356942
Slice up the bully's hand

Worm deletes system32 and vanishes from this plane of existence.

>>1356942
I finish admiring my bread, and I go off to science class to finish my studdies

>>1356946
Ko finishes
>+1 to dodging

>>1356954
>Smugjack.png
(Stamina 2/4)

>>1356963
Nomad continues to study
>History grade:A

>>1356995
Dirk finishes
>New perk: Buff - Due to extreme workout, you have a +1 to all melee rolls.

>>1357068
Worm just disappears...

>>1357041
Batta slashes at the bullies arm disabling it.
(Armed Bully:70/100 Bleed 1)

>>1359632
Perry continues to study
(Science, 1/2 to B)

>>1356998
Tight spawns in

>>1357027
Az studies
>English sophomore grade:A
(English, 1/2 to A+)

==School Hallway==
Armed Bully growls and retaliates with another shot at batta!
(Batta HP:70/150)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B glares at jack harshly.

>>1360280
Ko-ma wipes the sweat off herself with a towel and goes to class.

She studies History

>>1360280
Continue studying

>>1360280
Finish english and spill over into history

>>1360280
> continue at math while screaming internally about what the actual fuck happened back then. Back in the house, that is.

>>1360291
And fuck my trip too apparently.

>>1360280

Take both machetes to each of the bully's arms!

> Go to Batta and help him against the armed bully

Rolled 19, 16 + 16 = 51 (2d20 + 16)

>>1360296

Dice roll

Also my HP is at (145/155)

>>1360297

What i meant to say was go home because Dirk is a tired ass bitch

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1360301
Or if I cant go home, block

>>1360283
Ko studies history
(History, 1/2 to C+)

>>1360289
Nomad is nearing something...
(History, 1/2 to A+)

>>1360290
Az studies all over the place
>English grade:A+
>History grade:C+

>>1360291
>>1360293
Aleera totally doesn't panic as she studies math.
>Math grade:B+
(Math, 1/2 to A-)
(Haste 1/4)

>>1360311
Dirk blocks!

==School Hallway==
Armed bully turns to dirk and brings down judgement dealing 10 damage!
(Dirk:135/155)

>>1360321
Ko-ma finds history surprisingly boring.

Continue studying history.

>>1360321
> Growing mentally and mathematically. No sign of physically though...
Damn Az-hole.

>>1360321

> Block again with his bad ass machetes

Dirk smells the blood dripping. He doesn't care TWO judges are staring him down in the face. The Holy one is his judge. Praise the SUN

Rolled 17 + 28 (1d20 + 28)

>>1360321
Smack the angel. Yes, smack him.

>>1360321
Drink another incredible haste potion and continue

>>1360323
Ko continues studying
>History grade:C+

>>1360326
Dirk blocks again.
(Stamina has returned to 1)

>>1360324
Aleera studies
(No growth yet though)
>Math grade:A
>New perk: Genius - You have become impressive in the field of mathematics. You will gain +3 in all ranged attacks instead of +2, as well as a +1 to all melee attacks.

>>1360338
Az continues
>History grade:B-
(History, 1/2 to B)
>New perk: Like a Boss - With insane knowledge of all modern disaster and warfare, your survival instinct expects tragedy like a motherfucker. Your health is now quadrupled (read: 4x) the original base amount.

>>1360333
Jack decks angel B dealing 38 damage!
(Your stamina is at 1)
(Angel B:372/500)

==School Hallway==
Armed bully continues his attack with another shot at dirk dealing 10 damage!
(Bully HP:60/100)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B pouts a bit.

>>1360356

Hit the books HARD.
Ace math, then...
> Start studying english

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1360356
Slices the bully with wasteland knife

>>1360356
Bide time and hold out just a little longer by blocking

>>1360356
Continue studying.
-Ko-ma

>>1360358

Voices are telling me to pop it, not to drop it.
Guess I'll take another of the haste potions.

>>1360356
Continue studying

>>1360356
Just float there like a smug anime bully.

>>1360358
>>1360367
Aleera studies
>Math grade:A+
(English, 1/2 to C+)

>New class unlocked:Chemistry

>>1360364
Batta slashes dealing 15 damage!
(Bully HP:45/100)
(Stamina 0/4)

>>1360365
Dirk blocks!

>>1360366
Ko keeps on.
(History, 1/2 to B-)

>>1360386

Az keeps it up
>History sophomore grade:B+

>>1360393
>Smug_snowman.png
(Stamina 2/4)

==School Hallway==
Armed bully let's out another round at dirk dealing 10 damage!
Armed bully bleeds
(40/100)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B rethinks his life.

Rolled 9 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1360407

Take a hack at the bully's bleeding right arm with 1 of my machetes

>>1360407
More studies.
Boring boring studies.

>>1360407
Keep studying

>>1360407

"Herro, nizu tu meetchu"
> English is hard. Probably not tho.

>>1360407
Finish mastering History

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1360415

Actually I'll burn both stamina in hopes of taking him out.

Slash the other at the bullies head

Rolled 13 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1360407
Pull out the healing mop of healing and whack the angels with it for qualtiy healz

>>1360415
>>1360440
Dirk annihilates the other bully's arm
(Armed bully 10/100 Bleed 2)
(Dirk stamina 0/4)

>>1360428
Nomad masters freshman history
>History grade:A+
>New class unlocked:Psychology.

>>1360422
Aleera speaks in broken english.
>English grade:B-
>New perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>1360418
Ko enjoys some nice boredom.
>History grade:B-
>New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>1360420
Az keeps studying...
>History grade:A-
(History, 1/2 to A)
>New perk: Bush Did It - You have a +2 to all attack rolls, thanks to the extensive knowledge of all the world's warfare.

==School Hallway==
Armed bully bleeds out!

>Batta has gained 167 EXP, $16, 2 .44 bullets, 1 taurus judge.

>Dirk has gained 500 EXP, $16, 2 .44 bullets, 1 taurus judge.

>>1360493
Ko-ma goes over to English and starts studying over there.

>>1360493

Wew lad. I'm beat. Time for some well earned rest

> Go home to rest and regain

>>1360493

> English
...
No, that's it.
Just doing English.
You were expecting a witty comment?
Too bad!
It was Aleera-chan!

>>1360493
Master sophomore history

>>1360490
Jack strikes the angel doing 30 damage and healing himself for 12.

(Angel B 342/500)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B is a bit miffed.

>>1360515

That is some quality healz

>>1360498
Ko-ma studies english
(English C, 1/2 to C+)

>>1360500
Dirk goes home and rests
(Health and stamina restored)

>>1360501
Aleera-chan strikes again!
>English grade:B
(English,1/2 to B+)

>>1360503
Az masters sophomore history
>History grade:A+

>>1360555
More studies! on English.

>>1360555

Yeah boy! Time to dig down deep and improve my melee! I think I'll join a TaeKwonDo center and work my way up to black belt

> Exercise

>>1360555
Guard desu

>>1360555

Keep it going, yeah!
> English

>>1360555
Drink my final incredible haste potion and study sophomore math

>>1360572
And Fug!

>>1360558
Moar english
>English grade:C+

>>1360560
Dirk can't find a place to study martial arts so he just does more pushups.
(1/5)

>>1360566
Gotchu senpai
(Stamina 2/4)

>>1360572
>>1360576
Aleera keeps going
>English grade: A-
>New perk: Novelist - Your language skills are impeccable. You will gain a +3 to all speech rolls, as well as being able to forge basic notes.

>>1360575
Az starts studying sophomore math
>Math grade:C+
(Math C+, 1/2 to B-)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B shakes his fist in the air.

>>1360605
More studies.
Same old English for the next two more turns or whatever until Ko-ma gets the next perk.

>>1360605
Go study psychology

>>1360605
What is this power?
> Engrish continue!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1360605

Dirk wipes his brow after doing pushups. He closes his eyes and visualizes/imagines a TaeKwonDo Center in his mind.

The instructor greets him and shows him inside. The instructor's name is Jun. She is a pretty bad ass chick who immediately punches Dirk in the stomach.

> "You must be ready for anything Dirk"

>> But how did you know my name?

> "This is your imagination dumbass. Now ready your physical body to stand and train. Practice your form with me. Here is your white belt."

>> Dirk wears the belt proudly

Dirk Exercises

Rolling to determine the power of my imagination

>>1360623

Dirk realizes his imagination is not all that great. The belt looks nothing like a belt. Jun is just a stick figure.

Still the training is invaluable.

>>1360605
Study more

Rolled 8 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1360605
Rev up the axe and smash it into the angel's face.

>>1360611
Ko grinds for gains
(English, 1/2 to B-)

>>1360615
Nomad studies the inner workings of the mind.
(Psychology, 1/4 to C+)

>>1360617
It's the power to engage in normal human conversations.
>English grade:A
(English, 1/2 to A+)
Haste 3/4

>>1360623
Dirk's imagination fails but his body does not.
(2/5)

>>1360628
Az studies more
>Math grade:B
>New perk: Exponential - Angles are your bitch. Your +3/+1 will not change, but rolling a 19 in a ranged attack will count as a critical.

>>1360666
Jack cuts deep and deals a nice 180 damage!
(Angel B: 162/500)
(Jack stamina: 1/4)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B grits their teeth.

>>1360685
Simply guard.
>"Eat shit, Angel."

>>1360685
Once more for the studies.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1360685

Dirk hears the OP's words whisper into the wind and into the Dojo. He feels encouraged to go on. Jun very strictly corrects Dirks forms and stances. As he gets better, Jun smiles.

> "Dirk you are an incredible force to be reckoned with, but you are very sloppy. I mean I am a stick figure for fuck sake. Still you have earned your yellow belt. Now let us continue."

> Dirk applies his yellow belt and continues his training.

Rolling to how badass my Dojo uniform looks

>>1360685

Well, being a cunning linguist (Tier I) is fine and dandy, but...
> Master freshman english
Then
> history
Non of the boring shit.
Chinese history is where it's at!
Cao Cao, Liu Bei, Sun Jiang, all the good stuff!
(Grade is C+ at the moment)

>>1360698

Wow, Dirk looks down to see a tattered smelly old uniform that does not even fit correctly. The once white thread is now a smelly yellow. The pants are jorts. Gross...

>>1360685
Study more math

>>1360688
Jack guards as he taunts the angel.

>>1360690
Ko grinds more
>English grade:B-
>New perk: Poet - You will gain +2 to any sort of speech or bartering.

>>1360698
Dirk continues to enjoy his delusions as he exercises.
(3/5)

>>1360703
Aleera spills over.
(Haste 2 more turns)
>English grade:A+
(History C+, 1/2 to B-)

>>1360728
Az studies more math.
>Math sophomore grade:B+
(Math, 1/2 to A-)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B scowls at jack.

>>1360761
Head back over to history and start studying.

Rolled 15 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1360761
Grab a tight hold of the axe and FUCKING CUT OFF THE ANGEL'S HEAD
>"Listen! And tremble with fear!"
>"I am Jack! I am one with Bateman!"
>"...By his will, I will destroy you!"
>"Feel the wrath of Bateman, creation of flash god!"

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1360761

> "Good, good Dirk you are doing very well. Your form is turning excellent. Soon I will have you sparring competitors and breaking boards. Keep up the good work."

>> Thank you Jun. You have been quite the inspiration. Though I don't think you will be quite the fair opponent seeing as how there is hardly any body to your stick figure self.

> "Ha, don't get so cocky. You are not even close to my level yet. Here is your orange belt

Dirk applies the orange belt.

Though tired, shitty imagination, and smelly clothes he endures his training.

Rolling to see how cool my fighting theme song is. (OP's choice depending upon the outcome)

>>1360761
> History
I can feel a growth of charcter already!
... still waiting for the real stuff though.

>>1360761
Study more

>>1360774
Ko heads back to studying history
(History B-, 1/2 to B)

>>1360779
Jack makes them see the power of the one true bateman as he deals another 45 damage!
(Angel B: 117/500)

>>1360780
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=btPJPFnesV4

Dirk is nearing the end
(4/5)

>>1360790
Aleera is nearing something...
>History grade:B
>New perk: Old News - Because of your history in the form of old warfare and longetivity, you will be able to last much longer in a fight.

>>1360834
Az studies more
>Math sophomore grade:A
>New perk: y=mx+b(itch) - You have a +4 to ranged attacks and a wicked +2 to all other attack rolls.

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B looks worried

>>1360888
Continue studying while seeing if there's a text to speech device in my desk. That's where I usually put it.

>>1360888
Guard, I guess.

>>1360888
More studies in history.
I'm out of ideas how to spice this up besides saying that Ko-ma's butt is sore. It is a little to late for that though.

>>1360888
Drink a amazing haste potion and finish off math.

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1360888

The eye of the tiger plays in the DOJO

>> Awwwww yeah TRAINING MONTAGE!!

(Dirk proceeds to make impressive strides in his training)

(Jun nods silently, but approvingly to the side with a smile as her pupil grows)

Dirk is matched up against a chump thug who is also training for his first sparring match.

Gear is on both. The squared circle match begins.

Rolling to see how effective his fighting has become

>>1360888
I got a feeling of...
Not being impresssed of someone.
Anywho
> history

>>1360911

Dirk completes the standing crane kick on the chump! It is super effective and the combatant is down for the count.

Dirk bows towards the ref. Jun presents dirk with a high five and his green belt which he applies.

>>1360893
Nomad continues studying but finds no text to speech device.
(Psychology, 2/4 to C+)

>>1360900
Jack is on guard.

>>1360903
Ko-ma is butthurt
>History grade:B

>>1360904
Az finishes off math
>Sophomore math grade:A+
>Sophomore grade mastered.
Az is a junior now.

>>1360911
Dirk completes his training.
>New perk: Mountain of Muscles - Your fit gains have grown to be stronger than most could think, with a +2 to all melee rolls.

>>1360917
Aleera studies
>History grade:B+
(History, 1/2 to A-)
Haste has run out.

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B does jack shit.

>>1361054
More History studies.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1361054

Haven't even broken a sweat. He receives his blue belt from Jun.

Jun brings out the wood and holds it in position for Dirk to break.

> "Lets see a great spinning roundhouse!"

>> You got it!

Rolling to check the badassery of my kick

>>1361090

Its a pretty good kick! Better than most.

Dirk didn't realize that Jun had put a marking on the piece of wood the size of a dime to which he hit pretty much well on the mark.

> Well done!

>>1361054
Huh... fancy pen i'm using here...
Slowing down though...
> Take haste: 2/6
> history
> make mental notes for later

Rolled 7 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1361054
Rev up the axe and fucking CHOP OFF THE ANGEL'S HEAD
>"THE ONLY GOD IS BATEMAN!"

>>1361094

If i wasn't clear I'm continuing to exercise. Gotta get that mountain of muscles boi

>>1361054

Study junior science

>>1361074
Ko studies more history
(History, 1/2 to B+)

>>1361090
Dirk keeps training.
(1/6)

>>1361104
Aleera studies
>History grade:A-
(History 1/2 to A)
>New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.

>>1361112
Jack tries to go for the kill but fails. He still deals a nice 30 damage though
(Angel B:87/500)

>>1361410
Az studies
>Science junior grade:C+

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B is looking kinda weak.

>>1361445
Study even more history

>>1361445
Guard. Again.

>>1361445

I suppose... I'll give the pen back as soon as possible...
> history
> put the pen in breastpocket.

>>1361445
Study more junior science

>>1361445

exersice!!!

>>1361445
Continue studying

>>1361530

Dirk continues to hone his skills with board breaking and receives a probationary brown belt.

> Pay attention here Dirk. You have adapted well. You are well on your way to black belt. Next you will spar with another.

Dirk bows. He feels incredibly accomplished at the moment. He's trained so hard so far.

>> I WANT TO FIGHT EVERYTHING

> You will never earn a black belt with that attitude. You must be calm. Collected. You have to pick and choose your battles wisely lest you wind up dead.

>>1361493
Actually make this turn and last one art for QM reasons

>>1361451
Ko studies more history.
>History grade:B+

>>1361457
Jack guards again
(Stamina 2/4)

>>1361467
Aleera put's the pen in her breastpocket as she studies more history.
>History grade:A
(History, 1/2 to A+)
She's almost there....

>>1361574
Az get's a B- in art
>New perk:"Roy G. Biv was actually an asshole" - You gain a +2 to Spellcasting, as well as gaining the ability to make Runes, magical artifacts with unknown powers.

>>1361568
>>1361530
His delusions and exercise continues.
(2/6)

>>1361548
Nomad continues studying
(Psychology C, 3/4 to C+)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B wonders if they left the stove on.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1361637
Ko-ma reaches over from her seat and tries to steal the her pen back from Aleera while she is busy studying.

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1361637
Oh? Oh?!
What is this feeling?
This feeling tight to my chest?!
> Become Sophomore
But... was this the feeling? Or something else?
> inspect this "feeling"?
And work out a bit. Feels like the right thing to do.
> so last action to contribute to 1/5 buffness +2

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1361637

> Excellent Dirk! Now you shall spar... him!

Jun pulls aside a curtain and reveals a tree.

>> Um what?

> This is Grondor. Except this is Grondor in your imagination. You have a shit imagination though. It is so shit in fact. That Grondor does not move or shake or talk or attack or even given any exp.

>>.... What?

> Just fight the tree damn it. You are fucking useless in this delusional dream state. The OP is making fun of you. Hurry up and get it over with Tree-sus...

Dirk lays down an axe kick on imposter Grondor.

Rolling to see how imposter Grondor loses.

Rolled 10 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1361637
Pull out the Fire Axe and chop off the angel's head with it.

>>1361054
Go to the gym and train
*muffled eye of the tigre in the background*

>>1361709

The kick is so effective that it splits imposter Grondor into 1000 pieces and scatters into the wind!

> Excellent hit Dirk! Here is your official brown belt!

Dirk applies it with a dignified, but smug grace, Jun slaps him.

>>1361637
Study more science

>>1361637
Finish studying

>>1361637
Study ancient history

>>1361719
Jack keeps cutting through dealing 35 damage to the angel!
(Angel B:52/500)
Yadda yadda you are at 1 stamina m8

>>1361642
Ko tries to take back her pen but...

>>1361673
Aleera levels up and becomes a sophomore
[Sophomore]
Mega Perk | True Neutral (0/0)

This perk removes all the studying perks when you were a Freshman, and replaces/promotes them all like so:
(History) This perk will increase your health by another multiplier (x2 to x3, x4 to x5, etc.)
(Science) This perk will give a +6 to Alchemy and a +4 to Crafting; these rolls will stack with any future perks.
(English) This perk will give a +5 to Speech, as well as being able to forge more advanced notes, like contracts and permission slips.
(Mathematics) This perk evens out a solid +4 to Ranged/Melee attacks.
This perk will make you older by a year, giving you a thin mustache/beard and increasing background features.
This perk will stack with any other perk that isn't in the Freshman category.

She catches ko reaching for her chest and knocks her hand away.

Then she starts excersising
(1/5)

>>1361709
Dirks illusions start to break the 4th wall.
(3/6)

>>1361724
Batta starts exercising as this...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ag1o3koTLWM
(1/4)

>>1361810
Perry studies
>Science grade:B

>>1361888
Nomad goes on up
>Psychology grade:C+

>>1362838
Az studies.
>Ancient History: C+

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B whispers under his breath.
>"Oh God he's hot."
Angel B is shaking

>>1362859
Moar excercise!
*starts shadow boxing while jogging*

Rolled 3 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1362859
Pull out the street sweeper or whatever and fire into the angel.

>>1362859
Study ancient history

>>1362859
...
You know...
> work out a bit more
I just realized something.
Maybe I should talk to Az...
It's 2/5 by the way. Meaning now 4/5

>>1362859
Ko-ma looks away with a slight frown and a bit of confusion towards Aleera's sudden growth.

Ko-ma keeps studying history.

>>1362859
Continue studying

>>1362859

Exercise

>>1363011

> Excellent Dirk very good. You're almost there. You truly have come a long way in here! *Tosses Dirk A bow staff*

>> Fuck yea boy this is cool!

> No it isn't. None of it is. It is literally just a straight line in here. You're terrible. This is terrible. God I can't wait to vanish out of this terrible place.

>> Um, bipolar much Jun?

> I'm sorry. It's just you will be leaving soon. I will be forever forgotten.

>> Not so!! In fact Jun, you are my conscious now. I will listen to you in every battle from here on out!

> Really?!

>> No, you're a stick figure. I do everything on my own. Jeez.

> We'll see about that.

It jun had eyes they would be on fire right now. She chokes Dirk with his new red belt.

>>1362861
Batta looks like a weirdo as he shadowboxes and jogs.
(2/4)

>>1362888
Jack pulls out his streetsweeper and wipes the angels head clean off.

>>1362910
Az studies.
>Ancient history:B-
>New perk: Beyond - You have become unimaginably interested in the art of the ancients-- your HP and MP have increased jurastically.

>>1362916
Aleera works out.
No it isn't
(3/5)

>>1362928
Ko studies.
(History, 1/2 to A-)


>>1363011
>>1363040
Dirks delusions and his muscles intensify.
(4/6)

==Ethereal Plane==
Angel B bites the dust!

>EXP:3334
>Loot

>Eye of the Angel (2) - A pale, white, completely solid orb the size of a large marble. Gives 10MP when consumed.
>Angel Robes - Pure white robes, with the ability to never be stained or torn.
>Angel Helm
>Angelic Boots

>>1363352
>"Hey, god? MAKE BETTER ANGELS."
Use the keys to hot-tail back to Schist's house.

>>1363352
Study chemistry

>>1363352
Study history one more time.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1363352

Dirk impresses the stick figure audience with his bow staff. Wild cheering and clapping ensues as he defeats the rest of his opponents in his form and technique.

> Dirk, you are on your last step to becoming a black belt. Only one more enemy to face now.

Dirk is excited and aggressive. Being a red belt took a lot of hard work and dedication, but now he is ready to put his resolve to the test. His confidence is un stirred as he looks across his mat at his final opponent

Rolling to see what kind of opponent he faces.

>>1363373

Dirk stares across the mat at a BLOCK OF CHEESE?

> Okay seriously Dirk. You are psychotic. Your imagination is seriously dumb as fuck.

Jun faceplams, or rather face sticks, her circular forehead.

>>1363355
Jack teleports back to schist's mansion

>>1363368
Az studies
>Chemistry grade:B

>>1363369
Ko studies history.
>History grade:A-
>New perk: Baby, You're History! - As well as gaining a +1 to all attack rolls, your knowledge of fighting over the decades presents you with a shitload of stamina. It takes a lot to bring you down.

>>1363373
Dirk gets insulted by his own imagination.
(5/6)

>>1363411
Ko-ma heads home to make a costume to hide her identity.

>>1363411
Lay down in bed for some comfy heals.
>"re"

>>1363411
Go to the cafeteria. My body is hungry after studying two courses worth of info.

>>1363411

>> FUCK YOU! CHEESE?? Really, is cheese really my final battle??

Dirk walks up and eats that mother fucker. The crowd goes wild.

>> This certainly is the dumbest thing that could have happened.

Dirk looks towards Jun to receive his black belt. The crowd goes quiet. The room goes dark except for a light shining over Jun. She is no longer a stick figure. She is a beautiful instructor. Long flowing blonde hair. White soft skin with green eyes. Her uniform is immaculate.

> Dirk come here.

Dirk notices her voice has slightly changed. Almost into a monotonous tone. He approaches with caution. With each step her demeanor changes. Her eyes appear to be moving closer to the center of her forehead, left arm filling with scabs. It begins to feel like a bad LSD trip.

>> What the fuck is going on??

Dirk stops in his tracks.

>> What happened??

Then he realizes... THE CHEESE. The cheese was destroying him from the inside. The room begins to spin, and then nothing but black.

He wakes up in the gym bound by a straight jacket. The staff tied him up and is now questioning him.

>>> Bro are you good?

> I feel better than good. I feel like a damn WALKING TANK

Dirk busts out of the straight jacket completely. He has no recollection of what happened. Some say he had some bad food. Others said he lost his mind. But no one will say it to his face, because they are afraid to be ripped in half.

Dirk completes his exercise

Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1363411
Run over to mary and give her a big hug and say.
"So mind doing me a favor?"
"Ya know. Free the school, save the day all that. After all behind every great warrior is a good medic to keep them together."

>>1363411
Go rest at hime

>>1363464
On second thought. Head home.

>>1363430
Ko gears up with a nice mask

>>1363446
Jack takes a rest
(HP and stamina restored)

>>1363573
Nomad goes home.

>>1363542
Batta takes a nap
(HP and stamina restored)

>>1363491
Mary smiles and nods
>Mary has joined your party.

>>1363465
Dirk breaks out of his delusion and finishes his exercise.

>New perk: Walking Tank - Dear god, nobody wants to get in range of you. Have a +4 to all melee rolls.

>>1363651
Have a meal, go to sleep for a couple hours before having another meal.

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1363651

Head to the school and team up with Az.

Also search for some useful items to use in our immediate quest.

>>1363651
Head over to School and join up with a group of individuals planning on beating people up. Maybe some bullies or something. Ko-ma feels pretty violent right now.

>She go joins Az's group to fight the Nomads

>>1363651
Headbto school and join up with the gang

>>1363651
Meet up with everyone at school

>>1363651
Exit the mansion via whatever and fucking join Azk. Put on the Angelic Helm, Robes, and Boots as well.

>>1363655
Nomad lazes about doing nothing productive.

>>1363660
Dirk...

>>1363683
Ko...

>>1363696
Batta...

>>1363751
Jack and co...

>>1363750
And Az&Mary

All meet up at school.

>>1363798
Start the last stand

>>1363798
The Mysterious Masked Stranger who is not Ko-ma wields their 15 inch dildo menacingly.

>Start Last Stand

>>1363798
START THE FUCKING LAST STAND SENSEI

>>1363798
Let's do this

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>>1363870

Start Quest

>>1363814
>>1363824
>>1363870
>>1363895
>>1363902
The Party enters the auditorium..

==Auditorium==

Everything is silent...

>>1363953
Fucking guard.

>>1363953
Ko-ma stands infront of the nearest noob and guards.

>>1363953
stand in front of mary and guard

>>1363953

Guard AZ

>>1363953
Ready my taurus judge

>>1363960
Jack guards

>>1363963
Ko ma stands in front of batta and guards

>>1363965
Az stands in front of mary and guards

>>1363970
Dirk guards Az

>>1363977
Dirk readies his gun

==Auditorium==
Lights flash revealing...
Big boy A with a stone destroyer!
Big boy B with a L86A2
8 Nomads on a balcony with MP-5s
And daddy with a minigun

(You also see throw rows of seats in the left, right, and center you can use for cover)

The 8 Nomads unload!
Ko takes 60 damage!
(Ko 90/150)

Dirk takes 100 damage!
(Dirk 50/150)

Jack takes 7 damage!
(Jack:218/225)

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1364091
Shoot the daddy with taurus judge

>>1364091

Guard Mary

Rolled 20, 13 + 28 = 61 (2d20 + 28)

>>1364091
Drink a potion of haste before flying up and throwing a nomad guard down.
If the first fly roll fails, use the second one without bonuses as a back up.

>>1364115

Drag Mary to cover on the left side and guard

Rolled 9, 19 + 22 = 50 (2d20 + 22)

>>1364129

Nix all of that. Leave control of Mary to Az.

I attack the downed nomad!

>>1364138

In the legs

Rolled 20, 9 + 42 = 71 (2d20 + 42)

>>1364091
Mary get's into center cover.

I'll go fuck up the big boy with the stone destroyer using the northern edge.

>>1364091
Join Dirk in smacking this guy.

Ko-ma aims for the downed Nomad's face with her large Dildo.

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1364144

>>1364110
Batta shoots at daddy
(Daddy 1980/2000)

>>1364123
Jack shoots into the air and kicks down Nomad A!
(Nomad A: 70/80)

>>1364138
>>1364141
Dirk cuts off the nomad A at the legs dealing 20 damage to one leg cutting it off and 25 to the other cutting that one off too!
(Nomad A: 25/80 Bleed 2)

>>1364155
>>1364144
Ko joins in and smacks the oversized sex toy in his face dealing 15 damage!
(Nomad A: 5/80 damage Bleed 2)

>>1364143
Az jumps onto the stage swinging at big boy A dealing 222 damage!
(Big Boy A: 28/250 HP)

==Auditorium==
Nomad A bleeds to death!
Nomad B fires at dirk dealing 40 damage!
Nomad C fires at dirk blowing him away with 80 damage!
Nomad D misses everyone!
Nomad E goes for the overkill on dirk dealing 40 damage!
Nomad F misses
Nomad G fires at Az dealing 76 damage!
(Az HP: 324/400)

Nomad H fires at ko dealing 40 damage!
(Ko-ma HP: 50/150)

Big Boy B fires at Dirk dealing 60 damage!

Daddy fires at dirk dealing 150 damage!

Yeah dirk is dead.
>Dirk has died
>You have lost $5
Dirk wakes up at home. (Stamina 0/4)

>>1364331

> Wakes up in a panic

Wew! Must have been a nightmare!

> Frantically checks his body for holes.

The School! I have to help! Right after this nap...

> rest and recover stamina

Rolled 1 + 26 (1d20 + 26)

>>1364331
Grab another Nomad before throwing him back to the ground, then guard (you know, haste and all)

>>1364331
Hit Big Boy A with the Low Voltage Tazer.

>>1364331
>>1364360
Taze Big Boy B instead of A.

Rolled 1 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1364373

Rolled 10, 8 + 42 = 60 (2d20 + 42)

>>1364331
Southern edge.
Slash at big boy A

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1364331
Shoots at nomad A with m1911

>>1364331
Continue lounging around and maybe watch some tv

>>1364331

> Train once more
Huh... I wonder where everyone went.

>>1364354
Jack gives a nomad a reassuring hug then guards
(Stamina 1/4)

>>1364382
Ko misses and instead tazes a wall next to big boy
(Stamina 2/4)

>>1364459
Nomad continues to laze around.

>>1364391
Az does 2 more slashes finishing off big boy A.

>>1364432
Batta misses the dead nomad.

>>1364352
Dirk sleeps
(Stamina 4/4)

>>1365349
Aleera exercises
(4/5)

==Auditorium==
Daddy, Big Boy B, and 3 Nomads turn at az and light him up.

>You have died
>Current Wealth: $1498
Az wakes up at home

A nomad fires at jack dealing 14 damage!
(Jack HP:204/225)

>>1365417
Cuddle up in my safety blanket and think of stuff I could do.

>>1365417
Keep guarding while taunting at the Nomads.

>>1365417
Take a quick nap

>>1365417
Ko-ma leaps into cover and guards.

Rolled 2, 20 + 22 = 44 (2d20 + 22)

>>1365417

Go attack Big Boy B's legs!

> Screams while running in.

Rolled 1 + 24 (1d20 + 24)

>>1365417

Oh, I know!
> combine the MIC with the Cryo-liquids to create the MTC
That's short for "Matriarch Tundra Caster"

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1365420
Also see if I can find my text-to-speech device.

>>1365420
Nomad keeps laying around, thinking about stuff to do. Well, she can always fight someone, but that takes too much effort...

>>1365421
Jack guards. Again.
(Stamina, 2/4)

>>1365422
Azkeroth takes a small nap, remembering the pain of having a b- Wait, what?
(Health and Stamina restored!)

>>1365425
Ko combat-leaps onto cover while huddling herself into a tiny defensive ball.
(Stamina, 3/4)

>>1365429
Dirk goes in for a disarming slash as...the machetes kinda just grazes off of the leg. Hey, it still did damage!
(Big Boy B, 232/250 | Bleed I)

>>1365444
Aleera...makes something. Wait, what is this?
Cryogun - A tactical medical utility, modified to suit the needs of wartime effects. When fired, this weapon stops all Bleed and Poison effects, as well as providing Regeneration I for two turns

>>1365454
N0mad also doesn't find it. But, she can talk, can't she?

=Auditorium of Pain=
Two nomads aim at Batta as, oh.
Well, he's gone.
>Batta has died!
>Current Wealth: 28$
Batta wakes up in his house. (Stamina, 0/4)

>>1365524
Ko-ma Crawls over to the Nicely Dressed Nurse known as Mary and kindly asks for help with her bullet wounds.