Ladies and Gentleman thank you for watching, once again you are tuned into WWW, World Waifu Wrestling PLB, featuring the greatest in Middleschool Weight Combative Cute. I am, and always have been, your lovely host Henry Thai and joining us is the lovely Queen Sing. //( *u*)\\ Thank you Henry-kun, it is a lovely night here in Neo Neo Yorkyo and Queen-chan thinks she speaks for everyone here that she is pumped to watch Miss Massacare-chan take on Daughter of Whip in todays Swimsuit cage match. It will be totes kawaii nippon!Ha, right on the money as always. So you're a retired waifu, have a twenty year history in WWW and 13 titles under your belt so it must be really interesting to be here and watching the rookies go at it again. //( *u*)\\ It sure is, you so smart sugoi~ But as we all know we divide CC into several stages here, Middleschool, highschool, university and the vaunted primetime Milf leagues. Guess which one Queen-chan was in! //( *3<)\ But you know, you don't really see the polish down here in the weeds Henry-kun but this is where the heart really is. Everyone here dreams of going up to the top and getting that championship title of Best Girl from Commissioner Senpai-senshi himself! Just thinking about my first time makes me squee! Speaking of the Commissioner, Haku Senpai himself is going to be visiting the middleclass ring later on so stay tuned, but first we have the Lady in Pain against a upcoming rookie and Queen you said you had a personal interview with her. //( ?.?)\\ Yes I did Henry-kun and she's quite the mysterious character!
We are doing something differently today! Rather then 1d100 best of we do something called MatchingYou roll 1dxs, called relative to the difficulty of the move. Rather then highest roll you succeed if the anons manage to produce rolls with matching numbers. So if two anons roll a one you pass. If you get a triple or higher match the result increases.Wrestling is a battle of endurance, if you get pinned and resist it the next time you get pinned that roll goes up a dice. So d4, d6, d8 etc.Finally wrestling isnt real, its staged craft. Likewise if you get a triple you dont immediatly use the crit, rather you save it and can replace other rolls with a crit later.The opponent can do the same and you may find yourself suddenly on the ropes, such is wrasslin.None wrestle checks will use a normal 1d100 if necessary.
>>1354160Can't wait for the match to begin.
//( *u*)\\ HAI! Queen-chan here, behind the ring with the greens! Today we are talking to the lovely rookie! //( *u*)\\ﾉ Hey rookie what is your name!"..." //( *u*)\\ Hoi, mysterious. Kawaii~ Anyway rookie-chan this is your first match! Are you excited!> You know it Queen Sing, I've been a fan of WWW all my life!> Look Queen, I don't really care about the WWW, I care about two things and money is one of them.> ... : ) [Mute smile]> ... [You are in front of Queen-sensei, how nervewracking]
>>1354209>> ... : ) [Mute smile]Words are meaningless. Action is everything.
>>1354209> ... : ) [Mute smile]I have no idea what's going on here.
>>1354209>> You know it Queen Sing, I've been a fan of WWW all my life!
>>1354209> ... : ) [Mute smile]
>>1354224This is character creation.Rookie-chan is you! You are being interviewed before your first fight by the lovely Queen Sing, one of the commentors of WWW, the biggest CCC federation in the Immortal Nippon Empire.What does CCC stand for? Competitive Cute Combat!
>>1354209>> ... [You are in front of Queen-sensei, how nervewracking]
>>1354105>>1354243Switching to this.
So 3-2 and your definitely mute. But since I explained things I want to wait a little to see if >>1354224Wants to change his vote.
>>1354264No, mute moe is fine.
>>1354264So we have SPS then?
You smile. "( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/" You look to the camera, waving, not a single sound moving from your lips as you smile. You aren't really talkative but you think you are ready for this... but wow your in front of Queen Sing, you got her dakimakura, you should ask for a autograph... oh wait you can't really do that.( ;n;)Queen claps her hands, eyes sparkling. //( *u*)\\ Ha? The quiet type, sugoi. She pats your head as you blush on reflect. Shes a former world champion you can't help it. //( *u*)\\ But Rookie-chan! Your facing Lady in Pain, and she's gotten quite a few wins on her belt, aren't your worry your debut will go up in smoke? > : D [You believe in yourself and that is what matters]> : ? [...Win? You just wanted the free backstage pass, you didn't realize you may have to actually FIGHT. Uh oh]> (9 o.o)9 [Your tuff, Lady in pain, you just try to take you down, when your threw she's going to wish she never crawled out of that hospital ]> ( p.o) [A clever foe like you knows just the right way to take down a old dog like Lady in Pain]> : P [Its not about being the best, its about having fun. You sure do like violence]
>>1354356>> : ? [...Win? You just wanted the free backstage pass, you didn't realize you may have to actually FIGHT. Uh oh]
>>1354356> : D [You believe in yourself and that is what matters]Moe as fuck.
>>1354356>> : P [Its not about being the best, its about having fun. You sure do like violence]
>>1354356Change >>1354364to> : ? [...Win? You just wanted the free backstage pass, you didn't realize you may have to actually FIGHT. Uh oh]
(Apologies for delay, wanted to make sure you were committed.)You blink. Fighting? You mean... actual fighting? With pins and submission and tights and stuff? You thought you were going to be one of those manager girls who sit ringside and cheer and occasionally help someone cheat.You didn't want to actually FIGHT... but you can make this work!I mean you thought it was a backstage pass, but its even better, its a stage pass! You can meet Lady in Pain in person! She will even show you her Burning Bandage finisher! On your own body but still! Maybe she'll autograph your bruises. //( ?~?)\\ Rookie-chan! Your making a strange face kouhai! You... DID know you were wrestling right? Queen waves a hand in front of your face, her brow crinkled in worry around green sparkling eyes as you shrug. //( ꒪Д꒪)\\ You didn't! So des nai Rookie chan you need to read the fine print! And the normal print! And the title of the contract how do you miss something like that baka!You smile sheepishly, rubbing the back of your neck, being called baka by THE Queen Sing is a little... ehehehe your friends are going to be so jealous. SO jealous.Queen sighs. //( *⌓*)\\ =3 Banzai the youth of springtime is sure scary... You do know how to fight at least right? > ( ^u^)=3 [course you can fight! You were raised in the school of hard knocks, detroishima itself! You can certainly break a chair on someone's head]> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]> B D [You may look geeky but Nerd is power! You've honed your nimbleness in the human jungle of Holy Comiket and have practiced many signature moves alone in your room when no one was watching, sometimes even when they WERE! You can take this.]> ( 9 o.o)9 [You may not be the best at dirty play or fancy martial arts or that weird acrobat stuff but you've got Gumption! And isn't that enough in the mangas! You are sure your going to find out your the heir to the arcane secrets glopinomicon or something later... right?]> <( : D (You may not got much fighting but you are one of those mysticy wrestlers and you can use the powers of the... hold on... Undead? Charm? What.. what is your magic gimmick again? You wish you could ask but all your words end up as spells..]> ( O.O) [uh oh]
>>1354566>> B D [You may look geeky but Nerd is power! You've honed your nimbleness in the human jungle of Holy Comiket and have practiced many signature moves alone in your room when no one was watching, sometimes even when they WERE! You can take this.]MUTE NERD WRESTLER HERE WE COME.
>>1354566> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]we're pretty good.
>>1354566>> ( 9 o.o)9 [You may not be the best at dirty play or fancy martial arts or that weird acrobat stuff but you've got Gumption! And isn't that enough in the mangas! You are sure your going to find out your the heir to the arcane secrets glopinomicon or something later... right?]
>>1354566> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]
>>1354575Switching to this.
So two votes for Ex Millitary two votes for Heart.One vote for power nerd.Heelfu, Wizardry, and Hard Mode are locked out.
>>1354588power nerd is actually second heart vote
Okay so its just>> ( 9 o.o)9 [You may not be the best at dirty play or fancy martial arts or that weird acrobat stuff but you've got Gumption! And isn't that enough in the mangas! You are sure your going to find out your the heir to the arcane secrets glopinomicon or something later... right?]Or> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]
>>1354613Yep. Sorry for the confusion.
We'll see if we get more viewers tomorrow. For now enjoy glorious Sleep-san
>>1354613> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]
>>1354656> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]
>>1354566>>> ( ^u^)=3 [course you can fight! You were raised in the school of hard knocks, detroishima itself! You can certainly break a chair on someone's head]
OP, please continue, I live in the old world so I wont likely get to participate much, but this seems to be an interesting concept.
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]Let's be Solid Waifu.
This is virtually impossible to read
>>1355919desu senpai I'm baka
You smile, reaching behind you and pulling out a wooden box.Queen squees as you open the box, the camera zooming in on your collection of medals. //( *o*)\\ Hai? You were in the millitary? Sugoi! I used to preform for the troops! Queen salutes you, which you return. You actually saw that performance, watching Queen single highhandedly take on five Fujoshi undead warriors in a cage match is what got you into WWW in the first place.You wish you could tell her but... You wish you had pen and paper. //( *.*)\\ Soooo Rookie-chan what did you do in the millitary? You must have been really impressive to get all of those.> ... ( o.o)7 [You were a Serganaka, fighting in the front lines with your men, giving you great skills in tagteams... if you had friends in wrestling. But you should also be good at submissions]> (ﾒ▼_▼) [It's classified but you were a elite special forces agent. You went behind enemy lines and took down key Seme officers behind enemy lines. You got the nimbleness of a ninja. nin nin]> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]> ( o.o) [You were a loader in the tank the scary devil guy was in. Lifting those shells really bulked you up and you can really lay the hurt on people ]>>1355919xGUOkun you dont think my doujinshi is sugoi? That makes my kokoro go ono all this kekiaiku just to make you go doki dokiTL note: Keikaiku means planhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FSLLivweFQ
>>1356020>> ( o.o) [You were a loader in the tank the scary devil guy was in. Lifting those shells really bulked you up and you can really lay the hurt on people ]
>>1356020> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]
>>1356020>> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]
>>1356020>> (ﾒ▼_▼) [It's classified but you were a elite special forces agent. You went behind enemy lines and took down key Seme officers behind enemy lines. You got the nimbleness of a ninja. nin nin]OP pls, generals don't drive tanks. They would at the very least be sitting up at the commander's cupola, if not far behind the front lines.Also how exactly would driving a tank help our wrestling skills?
>>1356052Let me tell ya something brother:It's a rolling stones referenceOH YEEEEEEEAH
>>1356061But the actual line was 'rode a tank', which is also more technically correct.
You adjust your hat blushing as you remember it.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBZFQf--50The Shipping wars was a brutal affair, the hordes of Fujioshi, mad off the arts of dark yaoi crawled from the graves they belong, with rotten souls and minds. Raiding the glorious Nippon empire of its beloved stationary to better draw their obscene scrolls.It was a bloody and cursed war. The way those rotten hordes would claw at your tank as you drove over them, screaming not in fear but simply to alert others of your flesh underneath the iron.You'd giggle if you still had the vocal chords. Idiots.You point to one of the metals, Queen squinting as she read it. //( ?.?)\\ Ooooh, you were in the magipanzer division? They were the ones who faced the armored Seme supermachines right? What was that like?You wink, putting a finger to your lips. Even if you could it's rude to go talking about secrets like that. People might get the wrong idea.//( u.u)\\ Queen-chan is sorry, she shouldn't pry. //( ^.^)\\ But lets get back ringside. You got your millitary gutso, how do you think it'll match up with the grim gusto of lady in pain. > : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]> : ( [Heel: You hear the whispers of the fans? They cry for blood. Now you don't bleed but she does. Sorry, she will.]
>>1356087> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]Ex-military commands its own respect, so being a face is more fitting. Not to say that we can't turn heel later on.
>>1356087>: ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]
>>1356087>> : ( [Heel: You hear the whispers of the fans? They cry for blood. Now you don't bleed but she does. Sorry, she will.]Let's start out as a Heel, if we want to turn Face we can do that later.
>>1356087> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]
>>1356087> > : ( [Heel: You hear the whispers of the fans? They cry for blood. Now you don't bleed but she does. Sorry, she will.]If we're going mute creepy supernatural this works more than the face.
>>1356087>> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]
You smile sweetly, you like Lady in Pain, she's really cute with how determined she is! You just want to have a good match, getting to fight the burnt beauty is all the reward you need, not that you are going to make it easy of course. Your mouth curls in shock as Queen yanks you, hugging you tightly.You squirm, trying to free yourself from oxygen but as expected of the worlds most deadly grappeler her grip is harder then your panzer was. To think this is how you die, trapped between the soft hells of the greatest fighter in the world. //( *U*)\\ KAWAII~ You are so sugoi rookie chan I can't help myself. Your like a happy little bundle of military skill! //( *3*)\\ Who'se the cutest little diable? Is it you? Yes it is! Yes it is!! You tap the back of Queens back as she pulls you off, gasping for air. To think your first wrestling match will end in tapping out and its not even a match! How embarrassing. ( //.\\) //( *o*)\\ ! Sorry Rookie-chan! You were just so cute and happy that I couldn't help my instincts and got my glomp on. Forgive me~. You huff, wind blowing through your lips as you refuse to look at the distraught queen, this is a awful way to treat a general!You keep your pout up a little before turning back throwing a peace sign and a grin at the champion. You can't stay mad for too long... not on camera at least! //( *u*)\\ Thank you Rookie-chan! Speaking of which, you have a name right! We can't keep calling you rookie chan can we baka! >... [Whose to say you can't?]> Write-in [litterally, ask for paper and scribble your name on it]
>>1356117>>... [Whose to say you can't?]
>>1356117>> Write-in [litterally, ask for paper and scribble your name on it]1.20 mm cute
>>1356117> (O.o)? [Confused head tilt combined with interrogative punctuation]>... [Whose to say you can't?]
>>1356130>>1356117Or how about Treads?
>>1356117> Blitzkrieg Betty
>>1356148I'm down for this too.
>>1356144Treads is a good one. I like Treads.
>>1356157Yeah, I'm just down for a name other than Rookie-chan. Speaking of that, Blitzkreig Betty and Rookie-chan are tied up right now. Do you think you can break the tie?
>>1356117>Rookie or Blitzkrieg Betty
>>1356153>>1356117Fuck it, Betty
>>1356161I like Blitzkrieg Betty more, so I'll vote for that one.
I think Treads sounds nicer, but between Betty and Rookie, I'd have to go for Betty.
Betty it is, writing.
>>1356152But isn't Betty... a woman's name?
You hold out your hand, as Queen hands you a piece of paper, you scribble on it with your little pen, a private gave it to you from their overseas break, it has a little grenade at the tip, its really cute!It's also live but no one needs to know that right now. The pin's still in after all so no danger.You hand Queen the paper back as she squints. //( -.-)\\ Blitzkrieg betty? Hmmm I was no good with Tacotezcan I'm afraid... but I must mean something important! You frown, tacotezcan? Blitzkrieg is Holy Motherlandish for Lightning war... Oh whatever, confused Queen is cute too so it's okay.Queen holds out her hand. //( *.*)\\ Well anyway Queen-chan will be rooting for her lovely officer kouhai Bettychan, good luck with today's match! You shake her hand as the camera cuts.[End interview](Very eye opening stuff Queen, so she's ex millitary? We may see a greater expertise in this ring then we are going to get from our opponent.) You hear Mr Thai say over the intercom as you walk onstage, Guns and roses blaring behind you as you tote your military drill gun. It's not a real one but you can do the nifty spinning thing.You toss the gun as you climb into the ring, catching it just as soon as you crawl through the ropes and salute the audiance. Got to make a good impression. //( *U*)\\ THERE IS BETTYCHAN! HAI, ITS MEE QUEENCHAN CAN YOU SEE ME BETTYCHAN PLEASE WAVE BACK TO YOUR ONEESAN(Queen chan we have to impartial.) Thai begs his co announcer as you wave, hearing the champion of cute squee as a new song blares.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqFPswpNlk"And coming from Neo Yorki Medical Hospital..." You hear the ringside announcer drone, the masked woman winking at the audiance. "Its the sultan of scars, the Lady in Pain!"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmIThe twange of deep purple roars throughout the stadium as Lady in Pain's coach rolls out a streacher, a purple bodybag sitting atop the table as the room darkens, smoke parting the way of Miss Malpractice's path as she reaches the ring.The blue hair university class fighter lifts the bodybag, sliding it under the ropes as she flips over them, hoisting the bag against the turnbuckle she unzips it.You've seen Lady in Pain's entrances before, but actually looking face to face at her slumbering face, watching her eyes open as she crawls out of the bag, bandages and burns wrapped around her like a Tacotezca mask... it's a whole different experience.She reminds you of the fugioshi minions but... deadlier, more composed. And a whole lot cuter."Hai rookie." You hear her whisper as she straightens up, dwarfing you even in her hunched form. "Is it cold here for you too? We can fix that."You smile. So nice, it'll be a pity to hurt such a cute little corpse.But when you think about what that face will look like with tears sizzling out your little firestarter... you think you can go on. You are SUCH a good person <3
The bell rings. This match is on.>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.>Bounce off the ropes into a tackle, start with a opening barrage>GrappleWhatever you do, roll 1d6
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1356232>>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1356232>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1356232> GrappleGot to start with chain wrestling. In kayfabe we feel each other out and work out who is going to direct traffic.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1356232>Give her a bow. It's only polite to pay respects to the dead, after all!>GrappleOur military training should be the secret(?) weapon we hold back till the end, not our opener!
Remember to keep rolling any lurkers or people who haven't voted.Not best of 3 and we need to match.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1356232>>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1356232>>Grapple
>>1356232I'll change >>1356235to>Grapple
Calling rolls. You got one Crit Point.
As the bell rings Lady whips her arm towards you, you ducking from her slap, her arm moving with such a speed its like two whips were attached to her.You take a blow to the face, your cheek stining with a red outline as she pauses to smirk.A pause she shouldn't have taken as you leap for her, grabbing her outstreatched arm and yanking it to the floor.The lady falls like a grandma on stairs, bouncing on the ring as you bend the arm behind her. You are currently in grapple, but only got one arm.>Submission twist! You likely won't get the tapout but you'll bring some hurt in>Throw her off after getting another blow in.>Use the fact shes on the floor to set up some wrassle blows.
>>1356274>>Submission twist! You likely won't get the tapout but you'll bring some hurt in
>>1356274>Submission twist! You likely won't get the tapout but you'll bring some hurt in
>>1356274> Rainmaker?I just really want the rainmaker as one of our moves.Dice?
>>1356274>Use the fact shes on the floor to set up some wrassle blows.See if we can't pin both her arms, or force the other one into a position where it has no leverage.
I'll let you throw rainmaker in if others vote for it.Go ahead.
>>1356274>>Throw her off after getting another blow in.
>>1356287Supporting the Rainmaker.
Tie between rainmaker and Submission hold
>>1356300Woops didn't mean to trip
Nevermind! Roll 1d...4 I suppose, im only going to count the first four this time.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>1356304
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>1356304
Rolled 3 (1d4)
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>1356304
https://youtu.be/3iRV30cfT8w?t=1m53sYou keep your grip as Lady heads to the floor, balling your free hand a fist as you pull her towards you.Her body halts as her momentum is suddenly reversed, the hospital patient stumbling up in a rag doll as you clench your fist slams into her gut.Lady twitches as she falls to the floor, and this time you let her. The audance erupting at the first shot of your Panzerstrum Lariat.>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)>climb the turnbuckle before she recovers! (1d7)]>You are not heel enough to use "Goosestep stomp"
>>1356352>>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)
>>1356352>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)
>>1356352> Work The AudienceWe gonna salute or do osme mystical shit?
Rolled 7 (1d7)>>1356352>>climb the turnbuckle before she recovers! (1d7)]
You turn around, giving your foe time to cover as you lift the fist you clobbered Lady with, lowering it to your lips as you give it a kiss to the audience applause.(Looks like Betty is trying to work the audiance after that brutal lovetap of hers. The crowd seems to dig it but it looks like Malpractice isn't at all.)You turn to the senior wrestler, the blue haired nurse glaring at you as you salute her.Lady stumbles back up, the wrestler spitting to the floor as the bandaged babe motions to you.Well, round two is a go.>Crit points 2>A Crit MUST be used to use your finisher>Crits can also be used to start "Drama", revert failed rolls, and succeed rolls. Multiple points may be required for certain actions>Go back into blow for blows.>Use the ropes for a tackle.>Write in
>>1356402>>Use the ropes for a tackle.
>>1356402>Use the ropes for a tackle.
d6 matching or 1 crit
After the tackle, anyone wanna spend a crit to start a punch for punch spot?Like we punch. she staggers, returns. It gets the crowd involved with the "YAY" punch. "BOO" punch "YAY" punch "BOO."Good way to go from mid match to build towards the climax too.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1356425
Rolled 4 (1d6)
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1356425
You run to the ropes, bouncing off them as you duck under the Lady's clothesline, the womans whipcord arms salling over your head as you bounce over the ropes a second time and charge your foe.You leap, crashing into the Lady, with your shoulder as she falls like a brick on the floor. The audiance wincing in sympathy.You get up, your a little bruised from that move but nothing compared to what Lady is going through, the girl wheezing helplessly on the floor.>PIN>HOLD>Turnbuckle move
>>1356482>PINSPEND ALL THE POINTS
>>1356481We're speared her so hard she'll call us Hisao>>1356482> Pin
>>1356483You want to spend all 4 rolls on a pin? You dont want to do a finisher or anything?
>>1356482>>PINIf points are match by match use all of them. if not use 1
>>1356486>>1356483Dude let's not spend them ALL. If she gets out at 2 we throw all of them into a finisher that'll straight murder her crispy ass.
>>1356488Good point. let's use 1.
>>1356486Ignore that other thing I said. Just spend 2 if they are match by match.
>>1356482>PINI don't know about using all the points though. 2 sounds alright.
Pins are normally 1d20. For each point you remove two from the roll.So roll 1d16Failing removes a additional two, and finishers remove more but can only be used once and failling causes BAD STUFF
Rolled 11 (1d16)>>1356496
Rolled 3 (1d16)>>1356496
Rolled 1 (1d16)>>1356496
Rolled 5 (1d16)>>1356496
>>1356496We're still rolling to match, but with 1d16 this time? Man, pins are hard.
>>1356511ITs rare to get the first pin so yeah.
You grab her legs, pulling back in a leg lock as the the announcer counts.(ONE TWO... NO!) Henry screams as Lady spins, causing your head to crash into the mat, and reverse the hold, your arms now locked under the burn victims weight,(Oh, Lady has reversed the pin, will she go for the hold?) You feel her get up, panting on the floor as she climbs to the top of the turnbuckle,.She points at you, making a motion of lighting a match.Uh oh.>Roll 1d6 to avoid turnbuckle hit!(I'm going to go see a movie now! Later everyone, have fun with the other questsIf hurting waifu's is your thing may I suggest Moon's paranoia quest?)
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1356524
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1356524
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1356524
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1356524Wheres my bible when I need it
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1356524
>>1356524>paranoia questReally? I heard the QM bullies his players
>>1356536Don't forget to roll for antibullying
>>1356536It's true, QuestMM is a massive bully who gangs up on poor anons who are obviously not from reddit.
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1356524Apparently I am also supposed to roll or something
Back everyone, did you miss me?Looks like you added one crit point.Relooking at a poker table itsOne match: Normal successtwo match: extra pointThree of a kind: Double pointsTrip and double: 4 pointsFour of a kind: 16 points5 of a kind: We'll get there when we need to.
Lady in Pain grins, dropping the match as she leaps in the air at you in a moonsault, you hurriedly scrambling up.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdAM3WM_n8From your squating position, you leap, shoulder crashing straight into Lady's gut in another Howitzer spear.You hear Lady gasp and a part of the ring is stained with her bloody saliva, another tally in the massive chart of pain this ring has been.[Crit expended. Lady's pin roll: 1d12, Crit points remaning two]You pat Lady on the back as the taller lady crumples around your shouler, the woman wheezing from the blow as you let her slip off the shoulder into the floor.>Turnbuckle move (If successful perform one successful Wear (A d2 removal) on the Pin) d8>Lift her back up for some grappling (d6)>Work the audience. (Free crit)>PIN! (1d12 to end match)
>>1356979>Turnbuckle move (If successful perform one successful Wear (A d2 removal) on the Pin) d8
>>1356979>Work the audience. (Free crit)
>>1356982>>1356993Either we get a d2 off the pin 100% or we risk a d8 roll to take a d2 off the pin and both hype up the crowd.
>>1356999Yeah, but where's the showmanship? Where's the tension? This aint MMA buddy. Its Pro Wrestling.
>>1357005Working the crowd is showmanship, it would give her time to do her thing.
>>1357008Working the crowd is great, but doing actions, we have the potential to earn crits while dropping by a d2. If we earn a crit, we're profit ting.
>>1357015A d8 with only 3-5 dice isn't great odds.
>>1357019never tell me the odds. High risk high reward.
>>1357026Actually if we can do crit points after the dice are rolled then we have nothing to lose and everything to gain.
(Well it looks like your rookie is DOMINATING this battlefield, Queen. I don't see how Lady in pain is going to pull through this.) //( ^u^)\\ Well thats the fun thing about the PLB, always new suprises in every match. (You are right as always Queen, has the General of Hell came, saw and conquered, or will Lady in Pain check Betty off as KIA. Stick around after these short messages!)HEY KIDS! Are you tired of opening your cereal boxes and only finding ONE TOY?INTRODUCING PLAY-OS! THE UNIQUE BREAKFEST CEREAL ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF TOYS!"TOYS?" A youthful child of 8-10 with brown hair says with childish exuberance. "I LOVE TOYS.""HEY" A grumpy, yet sassy and attractive mother says, with straight black hair to indicate seriousness says, glaring at child A. "Haven't I told you not to play with your food."Everyone laughs. FUCK OFF! MOMS CAN BE COMFORTABLE BECAUSE PLAY-OS ARE SUGAR FREE WITH OVER TWICE THE FIBER AND IRON AS THE COMPETIORS!ENJOY SUCH FLAVORS AS... LEAD SANDWICH, GI CHOW MEIN, AND OF COURSE... BALLER JACKS, THEY DONT TASTE LIKE APPLES OR CINNAMON, BUT THEY DO TASTE LIKE JACKS.Cue a bottle of orange juice, a glass of milk, toast, eggs, and a different bowl of cereal along with a bowl of 'nutritious' Play-os (TM)PLAY-OS FIND THEM IN THE DESSERT AISLE, FROM KRUULITEE-CORP
>>1357040So basically we are continuing tomorrow.
I'm sorry, and maybe it's only me, but can you please use quotation marks when someone's speaking, instead of this weird system you have going?
>>1357176The narrators are different because you dont see them talk.Queen talks in green because shes that type of person.Normal people talk in quotes like everyone does, its just you havent had much oppurtunity yet.I'll work on making commercial narrators and Thai easier to understand.The bracket stuff is for the most part cause you don't talk so your silence has to be translated.Queen's weird voice stays, because shes world champion and scares me.
>>1356979> work the crowd for that sweet sweet crit.
You walk towards Lady in Pain, bending over to pick up her imaginary match. Such a tiny flame for such a spitfire... You kneel in front of your foe, Lady glaring at you under the bandages."Looks like Betty is almost taunting her foe here, holding out the match for her failed Arsonist, perhaps trying to say that her attempt at setting this match on fire fizzled like wet wood." You hear Henry announce over the intercom as you blow, the audience gasping."AND BLITZKRIEG JUST PUT OUT LADY IN PAIN'S MATCH. LADY'S FIRE BEEN SNUFFED OUT!" Henry yells as the audiance roars."BLITZKRIEG BOP HER" You hear to rhythmic clapping.You smile at Lady, confident in how easy this has been as Lady looks like shes about to hurl.https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmIYou'r face is blinded by red as you stumble back confused, what just happened. //( >n>)\\! How dare she! Lady in Pain just used the arterial spray on my cute little rookie-chan! How dare she! You hear Queen shout as you touch your face and feel your hands are wet. She sprayed you! With her own blood given the smell... or maybe thats just cause of the iternal bleeding.You feel a leg smash into your head and hit the dirt. "Dirty or not, the momentum in this ring seems to have changed thanks to that move, and Lady goes for the pin! Can she do it?">Roll 1d4 to reverse pin.>Crit points 3 (Open to better names)>Incidentally your opponent can use crit points too
Rolled 2 (1d4)>>1358065
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>1358065
>>1358065How about heat points. Seeing as how popularity and crowd reaction is called heat in pro wrestling
>>1358073I'll allow it.Im workin om mechanics as i go, so this will get more polish a few episodes down.
>>1358073I second this roll
Rolled 3 (1d4)>>1358065Use a crit just in case.
>>1358080I'd say we save it for the pin or if we failed a roll.
>>1358087And I second this opinion.
Rolled 4 (1d4)>>1358065inb4 the final mechanics just become identical to Legends of the Wulin
>>1358094I dont know how that works.But you got a crit
You feel Lady wrap you in a leg lock your spine bending to her will as the referee slams the mat...BUT you don't exactly need to see to kick out, knocking Lady off you as you contine to try to wipe the blood from your eyes.You wish you knew where the turnbuckle was, or your hat to use as a rag... or Lady herself.You hear a woosh and duck under one of the Lady's whip slaps, you are blind not helpless...But... youd rather not be either...>Spend a crit point to regain sight!>Brawl, if you got a grip on her then you know where she is. 1d8>Pull off a hold! 1d10 (Bonus Heat)Your heat is 3 and you got a d6 on defense and a d2 penalty afflictionYour opponent has a d12
>>1358127>>Spend a crit point to regain sight!
>>1358127>Spend a crit point to regain sight!
>>1358127>Brawl, if you got a grip on her then you know where she is. 1d8WEAK! FIGHT ON!Who even NEEDS sight?
>>1358127>Brawl, if you got a grip on her then you know where she is. 1d8Tank drivers are basically used to operating with minimal vision anyway.
Heat spent, roll 1d6 on defense
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1358147
>>1358145For the record the person above was right, you were a tank commander, not a actual driver.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1358147
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1358147
CAlling hold on.
You got a full house! That is 4 points.Your heats at six. Want to spend some to throw a signature move into the mix?Doing so can give you certain bonuses on your next pin.
>>1358195Sure, 2 points sounds good and leaves us with a decent amount.
>>13581952 or 3 points.
Two points it is.What is your move?>Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]>Howitzer [Spear tackle]>Write in nameEither way, using the move lets you force your opponent to skip a turn, meaning "showboating", "Going to get stuff (Grounds for disqualification in this match)" or "Setting up for turnbuckle" can be done without your opponent doing shit but whimpering in their tears.
>>1358277>Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]
>>1358277>>Howitzer [Spear tackle]
>>1358277>Panzerkeil [Spear tackle]
1 vote for rainmaker a vote in the half for a spear tackle
>>1358277Tora Tora Tora [Flying Lariat]
>>1358277>>Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]
>>1358309We shouldn't have everything with Panzer in the name, we didn't drive the tanks.
>>1358334No, but, as I understand it, we commanded one. There's more than one crew member in a tank, you know.
>>1358336Yeah, but we already have Panzer in the name for another move.
>>1358277> Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]
it would be hillarious if, while you guys take forever to vote, lady snuck up from behind you with a chair right?But this isnt no disqualification.>>1358363THERE IT ISTHE EVIL HAD BEEN DEFEATED
>>1358338That's reasonable. But I imagine if we're unwilling to repeat words, we'll soon run out of catchy names that still fit the motif of 'tanks'.Howitzers already diverge somewhat from the theme, being themselves artillery.
>>1358376We are more than just tanks. Did you get the reference of our backstory?
>>1358376So what about Balkenkreuz?One could work with that word, you have like two terms in there.
>>1358381Wait, are we going with tanks in general or the Wehrmacht as a whole as our motif?>>1358379I had assumed that to just be a reference with no deeper implication.
>>1358398We are the scary devil lady the tank loader prompt talked about, it was literal.
You hear the wind whip and this time when you duck you go for the gut punch, Lady under the blow, still on her feet as the chop is interrupted mid extenstion seeing the oppurtinity you grab Lady's arm, hooking a red nailed finger under the woman's bandage as you hold your arm out.You rush Lady, in a rainmaker, your arm tasting sweet neck as she falls down, her bandages ripping under your fingers as you wipe your face with your trophy.You blink in the blinding light of the arena. Oh good you can see again...Lady is on the floor, body slightly heaving in a attempt to breath but otherwise no ones at home.Would be a awful shame if something were to happen now.>Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER! (d4 if you dont match you dont fail)>Set her up on the turnbuckle (Free crit point, can lead to a finisher)>Throw her out of the ring (lets you perfomr turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)>Write in
>>1358398We are devil tank girl. We spoopy tank girl.
>>1358409> Get out of my rinkg
>>1358409>Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER! (d4 if you dont match you dont fail)May as well.
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>1358409>>Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER! (d4 if you dont match you dont fail)
>>1358409> Throw her out of the ring (lets you perform turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)
>>1358409I'll change to>Throw her out of the ring (lets you perform turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)
Rolled 1 (1d4)>>1358409Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER!
You lift the Lady in a bridal carry...heading over the ropes with Malpractice glaring at you. You smile as you heft Lady over the ropes."Let her go." Malpractice says, the nurse's eyes narrowing to a glare. You frown, she is a University class fighter you don't want her to get involved.You shrug as you let her go, Lady clattering out of the ring.The referee counts to ten. You doubt Lady will actually ring out though... besides thats not a fun way to win is it?>Take the fight off ring>Go for a ropes move d6>Turnbuckle leap d10 (Big payoff)
>>1358495>Go for a ropes move d6
>>1358495> Go for a ropes move d6
>>1358495> Talk shit/ Taunt to malpracticeGo big or go home.
>>1358504An idea.>Taunt to malpracticeWhy not both? It might be entertaining.
>>1358495>>Go for a ropes move d6
>>1358504>Talk shitHOW? You're MUTE
>>1358524We have hands, beckon her to come get some.
>>1358529Or we can not be a cocky shit.
>>1358529Work that body, work that body, make sure to just hurt somebody.
>>1358495>Go for a ropes move d6We're a first-timer. Let's not get in over our heads.We're also a face, so taunting someone might be a little our of character, depending on how we do it.
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1358548
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1358548
Rolled 5 (1d6)>>1358548
Rolled 6 (1d6)
Rolled 1 (1d6)>>1358548
Damn, I was hoping for the 1,2,3,4,5,6
You run to the ropes bouncing off them as you head to Lady, the woman stumbling up just as you grab the top of the ropes, fliping up with the momentum into the air before crashing your elbow into the Lady.Lady twitches under your blow, that sure was a tough move, you should give it a name... the...Eh elbow drop is fine."Oh a agreesive elbow drop by the solider of silence." Henry shouts as you stumble back up, rubbing your elbow.You got options down here, you can throw her at the ringside, smash her face in... or you've had your fun, throw her back in the ring?>Street style grapple. d6>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win)> Use a hold to get her into the ring, lets finish things d8 (double crit chance)
>>1358620> Street StyleRam her into the steel steps?
>>1358625Nothing that can cause disqualification, but you can still use the ring to your advantage
>>1358620What is a double crit chance?
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>1358620>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win) Let's use 3 crits.
Rolled 6 (1d8)>>1358620>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win)
>>1358638Sorry about that rolled text, I hate being on the phone.
>>1358632if you were to earn a heat you get twice that
>>1358620>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win)>>1358640thanks
>>1358628Throwing into stuff isn't a DQ.But picking up stuff and hitting people with them is. Wrasslin' rules.
>>1358642So yes you could use the stairs.Time out win it is.Anyone else throwing heat in?You got 4
>>13586533 Heat sounds good
>>1358653I say go all four heat.
I'll go with three.Roll the 1d6
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1358696
Rolled 5 (1d6)
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1358696
Rolled 3 (1d6)>>1358696
>The trip adds 2 heat to your roll.You face off against the Lady, keeping a steady count along side the referee.Ten, nine... You leaped in with the elbow drop two seconds after the ref started the count for the Lady... Well 1.6 and your referee is actually counting every 1.2 seconds as one if you have to be accurate.But the point is that when the bell rings, Lady will be disqualified and you won't.You go for a elbow blow again, blocking the Lady's access to the ring as her whip chops smash against your skin.You push your boot against her gut and shove, the Lady flying a few feet back from the push.>Enemy heat expended: Interference>Three crit expended, Intererence fizzled.You hear the foot steps behind you and grab Lady by the arm as she falls, yanking her forward into Malpractice's swing, the audience wincing as your opponent crumples like a tricycle in a hummer's grill.You reach the floor and toss Malpractice her student's body bag as you walk back in, Malpractice staring in horror at what she did as the bell dings."And at the upset of a century, fanfavorite Lady in Pain has just been knocked out by her own teacher! You can hear the rawness in Henry's voice, he must have been shouting a lot. Ladies and gentleman the General from hell has entered the warzone and no trench is deep enough to hide."You smile as you salute the audiance but deep down your feelings are a little hurt. Hell? You aren't THAT scary...You here a splash and you lift your boot, the bottom sole of it stained red in your opponents blood and arterial spray move... oopsies.Your so silly sometimes! Teehee right? Oh speaking of victory... You rush to your jacket, pulling out your notebook, the black tome weighty but blank.... except shoot you forgot your pen.Oh well.You rush to Lady in pain, the woman groaning as you hold the book open for her, flipping to a empty page as you poke one of her fingers in her blood."What do you want firewood?" The woman rasps, face red... well shes burnt so of course its red, with exaustion, bandages stained with sweat.You mime writing and Lady, nodding numbly, writes L.i.P. before passing out, her teacher glaring at you as you lift the book in the air."AND LADY'S NAME WRITTEN IN BLOOD ON BETTY'S BLACK BOOK. WHAT DARK CONTRACT HAS BEEN SIGNED HERE IN THE WRESTLING RING?"...Dark contract? It's your autograph book? //( -n-)\\ HENRY-SAMA DON'T BE MEAN TO MY CUTE LITTLE ROOKIE-CHAN! She won her first match! //( ^u^)\\ WOOHOO! QUEENIE'S PROUD OF YOU ROOKIE! You finish your salute as Malpractice glares at you.>Taunt her sure, you didn't need those bones. (Generate hype and start a grudge with someone two leagues over you)>Just fastwalk quietly to the looker room and try not to get beaten up on the way out.
>>1358738> TauntAsk her for her autograph by silently pointing at her, then the book with a big smile.
>>1358738>>Just fastwalk quietly to the looker room and try not to get beaten up on the way out.
>>1358738>Just fastwalk quietly to the looker room and try not to get beaten up on the way out.We've done enough for one day, I think.
>>1358738>Just fastwalk quietly to the looker room and try not to get beaten up on the way out.
Guys we have the chance to get a midcard program right off our first match.Believe in Betty.
>>1358738>>1358741Sweetness that burns so much... gotta love it.
>>1358755Also an autograph from Miss Malpractice!
>>1358758thats what the vote is anon.
>>1358762I know, that is what I'm saying.
>>1358741If we can blush too I'm do for this.
>>1358738Autograph is a good idea...I'll change to >>1358741
You look at Malpractice, book in your hand... well you don't know when you have a oppurtunity to do this again.You walk up to Malpractice, holding the book open as you mime writing again, the woman's eyes narrow as Lady gets up behind you, you nod as point to a space right next to L.i.P.The woman nods as you smile, isn't this great, you are going to be friends with Malpratice and shes getting close to your and giving you this arm hug and hello floor nice to meet you today.You crash to the floor as the audiance gasps. "And Malpractice hears the silent solider's taunt and answers with a flatliner!" Henry shouts over the audience commotion as you blink in the air.Malpractice reaches into her pocket and pulls out a syringe pen, oh hey thats nifty, scribbling on the book."Here you go." You hear malpratice drop your book on your face, her name scrawled in red ink.>Hey... RUDE! Get up and chase after her! 1d6 to get up from the flatliner>Oh hey naptime is funtime right>Get up and slink away 1d6 to recover
>>1358797>Hey... RUDE! Get up and chase after her! 1d6 to get up from the flatliner
>>1358797Do we still have heat to spend> RUDEIt's time to develop our undertaker esque get up technique
>>1358797>>Oh hey naptime is funtime right>>1358797
>>1358802You got three heat.Roll 1d6
Rolled 2 (1d6)Can we burn it all?
Rolled 4 (1d6)>>1358809
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1358809
Rolled 6 (1d6)>>1358809
>>1358813On getting up?
Hold on i got the gym to go to.Calling, you did it.
Rolled 2 (1d6)>>1358809Just cuz.
2 pairs and a late one that would make a trio.I think we burn all heat to make it look like that wasn't shit.Play that undertaker card.
>>1358832Nah, we got enough I think.
>>1358838But muuuuuuuummmmm I wanna be the storngest.
>>1358839I guess 1 heat couldn't hurt.
You successfully get up! Roll a... 1d12 on Howitzer to the back.NOW you spend your heat. You have four>One heat per d2 shave off the test.>2 heat to add winded (Stun) to blow>three heat to prevent counter heat>4 heat for interference
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>1358918> 3
Rolled 7 (1d12)>>1358918>three heat to prevent counter heat
Rolled 66 (1d100)>>1358925>>1358918Supporting
Rolled 11 (1d12)>>13589183 heat to prevent counter
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>1358918
Rolled 1 (1d12)>>1358932>>1358918Wrong dice
Rolled 3 (1d12)>>1358918Let's spend 3.
Rolled 4 (1d12)>>1358918
Rolled 8 (1d12)>>1358918>1
Rolled 6 (1d12)looks fun. not too sure how mechanics work>>1358918>three heat to prevent counter heat
>>1358953You can find it earlier in the thread, but the goal is to have dice match results. So the harder something is the larger the die.
Congratulations everyone, now writing.
You get up, spitting. you... got attacked?Your eyes narrow as you get to a crouch. If you are fighting win. If you must lose make them lose more. The Nippon Navy is very exact in its oath.You charge Miss as she walks out, crashing into her with a Howitzer spear tackle.Malpractice is sent off her feet, teeth meeting the third step of the the staircase as audiance get off their feet around you. You wheeze, your tired and that blow caused you to land on the stairs a little too.You get up as the audiance cheers, your name chanting as Queen grabs the mike.//(*o*)\\ Nani des ka? It looks like our darling Rookie chan has matched the flatliner with a howitzer to the back! This is the first time a debutee has knocked a university league fighter!!! "This is the first time a debutee has tried Queen." Henry mutters into his mike as you can hear Queen's face scrunch in a pout. //( >.>)\\ Henry-sama you absolute baka, yamete and read the mood a little. You get up happy, well a eye for a eye is fair right? Now we can call this whole thing-https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iwXkDRbpuuUMiss Malpractice gets up slowly, turning to face you as she rips her facemask off and tosses it to the audiance.She reaches a hand into her mouth and pulls out a tooth you loosened.Uh... oh....>Roll 1d24 for anal circumference
Rolled 8 (1d24)>>1359319
Rolled 13 (1d24)>>1359319
Rolled 7 (1d24)>>1359319
Rolled 24 (1d24)>>1359319pls no
Rolled 3 (1d24)>>1359319Don't underestimate the might of the IJA!
Rolled 22 (1d24)>>1359319
>>1359337hopefully one pair is enough
Rolled 4 (1d24)>>1359319
2 rules.1. You made it, the foe can cause bad stuff regardless of your checks but a wins a win. If you make a roll and i say its not good enough where the fuck will we be?2. Im only counting the first 5 from now on, i dont want to pee and come back to like 20 rolls cause then no challenge is... challenging
You duck as a right hook sails over your head, leaping backword as you see a stilleto dagger stab the air you just were.Malpractice cracks her knuckles as you squirm back up into the ring, the woman grabbing a chair from the audiance seats and hurling it at you.You duck, wood splattering under you as two chairs follow, then three, you grabbing one of the wrecks and tossing it right into the path of Mapractice's fifth."Blast." Malpractice says as she realizes shes out of projectiles near her, the woman darting a red eye around before reaching for something in her nurse jacket.The audiance gasps as Lady in pain steps between the two of you, her arms held outstretched as she blocks you from Malpractices line of fire. "Senpai that's enough!" Lady yells. "This is my grudge."Malpractice sighs, pointing two fingers at you before slitting her throat.Oh hey you remember that... that means... Oh.Ooooooooh. She doesn't like you.Lady turns to you. "Two weeks, rematch, no disqualification. Be prepared."> >:D [Be smug, you can take this]> ( o.o) b [Sure thing! Anything for someone who helped you not totally die today]
>>1359400> ( o.o) b [Sure thing! Anything for someone who helped you not totally die today]
>>1359400>( o.o) b [Sure thing! Anything for someone who helped you not totally die today]
>>1359400>> ( o.o) b [Sure thing! Anything for someone who helped you not totally die today]
You nod, holding out your hand for Lady to shake.Lady takes it warily, sortof expecting you to turn this into another Panzerstrum but you let go and walk away.You salute her as you walk out of the arena, Lady returning it as she leaves from a second exit.You sigh as you enter the lockerroom, lying on your knees as you shudder. That was scary!That was one of the scariest moments of your life and you've been in the front lines regularly.What do you do know?>Shower, a clean body is a clean mind.>Go train a bit while you are still sweaty, you need discipline!>YOU GOT AUTOGRAPHS! Squee the best way your mute ass can.
>>1359481>>YOU GOT AUTOGRAPHS! Squee the best way your mute ass can.
>>1359481>YOU GOT AUTOGRAPHS! Squee the best way your mute ass can.
>>1359481>>Shower, a clean body is a clean mind.
You leap happily, holding your book. You got autographs! You also got a few bruises and your head's got quite the headache but you were excited just getting a season pass, this is WAY better.If you keep this up you can just get more and more autographs till its stuffed with people who know you!Maybe... maybe you will even get to sign a autograph yourself! You will get to be famous for something that didn't involve slaughtering people. How exciting~ You'd be eeping but sound doesn't really escape your lips after that damn tank wreck at the battle of owo bulge."Aw, kommander vou are so kute when vou do the little happy dance." You turn around, seeing a woman a few heads under you walk over, dark hair tossling her face as she smiles. You gulp, your former communications officer. Ivanna Ironsides.> ( ?.?) [what are YOU doing here?]> ( T.T) [You got seen, fairwell stellar wrestling career]> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]
I'm calling it for today! Have fun, im going to go look at other peoples quests.
>>1359543> ( ?.?) [what are YOU doing here?]Ah sheeit.
>>1359543>> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]
>>1359543> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]I mean not being able to communicate with each other at all seems kind of strange given the past
>>1359543> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]
>>1359543>[wait ivanna knows asl (jsl, surely?) you can just talk to her]
>>1359543> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]And why ASL? i imagine not knowing JSL is what's causing so much communication troubles.
>>1359561Immortal Nippon Empire is a fake nation such specificis are not the issue.Sign language just isnt common.
>>1359543> ( ?.?) [what are YOU doing here?]
>>1359543> ( ?.?) [what are YOU doing here?]> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]> What are YOU doing here?
>>1359543> ( ?.?) [what are YOU doing here?]> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]
>>1359543>( ?.?) [what are YOU doing here?]> [wait ivanna knows asl you can just talk to her]
You leap backwards, wh-where did Ivanna come from this is the wrestler locker room!You sign to her, your hands darting quickly as you ask her what she is doing here."Oh, well there was this wrestling kontest, the winners got a komplete backstage pass to all WWW events this season."You nod, you remember that, as Ivanna giggles. "Of kourse the grand prize winners, got a actual PLB kontract but that seemed like a awful vot of pressure. So I turned down the kontract. Seemed you were a bit more daring."Yo... you could have just gotten the backstage pass? > Pout, you didnt want to be a wrestler its not fair she gets to get autographers without being flatlined by sexy nurses> Gloat, does this mean that once again you beat ivanna. Well thats okay she can be your valet, shes used to driving you around.
>>1360620> Pout, you didnt want to be a wrestler its not fair she gets to get autographers without being flatlined by sexy nurses
>>1360620>> Gloat, does this mean that once again you beat ivanna. Well thats okay she can be your valet, shes used to driving you around.
>>1360620>(> ᨓ <) [Pout, you didnt want to be a wrestler its not fair she gets to get autographers without being flatlined by sexy nurses]>(> ᗜ <) [Okay, so maybe it was kinda cool and all...]>( ͠° ᗝ °) Wait. She's explained how she got allowed backstage, but she still hasn't said what she's actually trying to do here!In that order.
>>1360641the more emoticons the better
>>1360620>Gloat on the outside, Pout on the inside, fool absolutely no-one.>>1360641This is also acceptable.
(> ᨓ <) You frown as you sign rapidly. [It's not fair! I didn't MEAN to be a wrestler now I got a university fighter mad at me. Why do you get the backstage pass.]Ivanna titters. "But kommander, i am thick with the jealousy, strong vittle General Bertha von Screwtape managed to take down the Euthanizer all on her self and vive to tell the tale."You blush, well you WERE pretty incredible. (> ᗜ <) "Just vink vhat vonder my stunning kommander can do vith a vittle help from her commincations officer and manager. Why for just a thirty percent kut ve kan go all the way to the top."You scratch the back of your head as your comminications officer praises you. Well when it's put like THAT....> ( !n!)!!! Wait what was that about being a manager> ( `u`)9 That's right you can do this!
>>1360785> ( `u`)9 That's right you can do this!
>>1360785>> ( `u`)9 That's right you can do this!
>>1360785> ( `u`)9 That's right you can do this...> ( !n!)!!! Wait what was that about being a manager
>>1360785> ( !n!)!!! Wait what was that about being a manager
Hold on gotta clean floors.
You nod, that is right! You can do this! You managed to make a university wrestler lose a tooth in your first match you are going to go places! Just you and Ivanna....Wait Ivanna. [What do you mean you and me? And thirty percent?]Ivanna nods. "Well kommander who better to be your agent and transvator than me? Ve got the history ja? Vou know I am thick vith the trusting of vorth ja?"You frown, Ivanna was thick but not with the trusting of vorth... worth. She was a great radio operator during the shipping wars but you are also almost positive she was the reason you kept finding non military approved cigs and pantsus in the officers lockerroom. She will definetely be a loyal manager and can certainly translate what you are saying faster then your pen and paper combo.But she is a bit heelish and you may end up with your underwear being sold in a auction. ( -w-); How nervewracking.> ( o.o)b [Thumb up, manager approved!]> ( !.!) [This is a big decision, you should wait a bit.]> =( o.o) [Zoom, dont answer just run away]
>>1360969> ( o.o)b [Thumb up, manager approved!]
>>1360969>( o.o)b [Thumb up, manager approved!]
>>1360969>( o.o)b [Thumb up, manager approved!]No point in burning bridges now and if it really doesnt work out, I suppose we could always find someone else.
>>1360969>> ( o.o)b [Thumb up, manager approved!]
>>1360969>> ( !.!) [This is a big decision, you should wait a bit.]
>>1360969>> ( o.o)b [Thumb up, manager approved!]25% and if we find out Pantsu being sold or lewd/compromising photos we didn't agree to, she's in trouble.
>>1360969>( !.!) [This is a big decision, you should wait a bit.]Ivanna do you even know what being a manager entails
You give a thumbs up. [Sure, we'll get best girl together.] Ivanna shakes your hand. "Perfect kommander, together vittle malpraktice vill be bug on proverbial vindow.">Acquired a manager! Managers will join you in PR vids, entrances, and depending on their heel rating and battle skill can help you cheat or perform tagteams. Contrawise tension can form if your heel/face is different from theirs."But that is later talks, first vou stench like mysterious pigs. Go, shover vith the shampoo and spice of age ja?" Ivanna says shoving you into the shower.You sigh, undressing as you here a eep behind you."B-bettysan what are you doing here." You turn around Lady's head poking out of a shower. Huh you guess she thought youd be gone by now.>Wave ( o.o)/>She seems nervous so... turn around and let her do her stuff.> ( //.\\)
>>1361430>Wave ( o.o)/I mean we were in the military
>>1361430>> ( //.\\)
>>1361430>Wave ( o.o)/>Give her a bow or something, to thank her for everything.
>>1361430> ( //.\\)
>>1361430>Wave ( o.o)/
>>1361430>>Wave ( o.o)/
You wave at the woman, its just skinmanship, it is not a big deal.Lady clutches the show tarp. "Sho-shouldn't you be off to see the propieter about your prize money by now?" She whimpers, "I can't shower in front of people."You frown, [If you can't shower around people how do you deal with performances?] You ask as Lady frowns."Wha-wait you are actually mute? You mean that wasn't just a weird gimmick?" Lady sniffed. "I can't beat up a disabled person, I'll be called a heal."You pout stomping your foot as you show off your medals. [I can take care of myself!]Lady blinked. "Wait that's real too... did you just, are you just a mute solider."You nod as Lady blinks. "Hai, I am going to look like such a bad person when I win..." She mutters as you pout. "Oh um, not that you aren't tough it's just um... I'm really good at nondisqualification rounds and you are new... sorry." She said hiding behind the curtain."But um, I'm sorry for my boss trying to kill you, she's um... testy." Lady says as you blink. Wait kill? You did see a blade on her boot, you guess that could have gotten nasty.Oh dear.> ( o.o) [Oh that's a lot to take... YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MANAGERS RIGHT NOW?]> (*´ڡ`●) [You're hungry, invite lady to dinner with you]
>>1361669> ( o.o) [Oh that's a lot to take... YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MANAGERS RIGHT NOW?]
>>1361669>> ( o.o) [Oh that's a lot to take... YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MANAGERS RIGHT NOW?]
>>1361669>( o.o) [Oh that's a lot to take... YOUR SUPPOSED TO BE AT THE MANAGERS RIGHT NOW?]>Invite her for dinner before you dash off!
Your eyes widen, you are late? TO a business meeting?You run as fast as you can, briefly stoping to redress before you rush to the manager's office, just what could he have to say?>Roll creditsA bubblegum pops in a office, blood stains decorated New Yorki's hospital, litterally. The bags were easier to find then finger paint and some of it's inmates are 'artistically gifted.'"So Mally you sayin this runt in the uniform is a problem?" A woman said from the other end of the desk, wreathed in shadows besides her labcoat and two boots on the table.She tosses a picture, blitzkrieg betty's saluting the audiance emblazoned on it. "She looks like a nerd.""Nerd or not she hurt Lady." Mal said. "That's a attack on all of us.""Aww sweetie she's only playin, that's what the ring is for. Is this cause she gave you a dentist bill?"Mal frowns, a golden tooth evident in her grin. "...No.""Ha, you should be thankful she let the tooth fairy visit you." The girl cackled, knocking a plaque off the desk, red lines scratching out the name of the previous administrator."Boss, I'm serious." Malpractice said as the woman raised a hand, a blue surgical glove wrapped round it. "I'm jokin sweetheart tell ya what, I'll go give her a visit."Psychiatrist Zero, leader of the Anarchist Asylum stable grinned, adjusting her seat posture so the desk cast her out of the shadows. "I've been told lots of soldiers suffer from PTSD anyhow."Psych Zero winked at the camera as it fads to black.Remember to visit www.www.com for the latest waifu merch.
>>1361866Thanks for running
That's it for episode 1, questions, comments, hopeful waifus to include in the next episode?Ideally we are going to do this monthely between Hexys and muscles.I hope you enjoyed this fighting tournament thing tune in later for muscle quest where you are in... a DIFFERENT fighting tournamentAnd then we will go back to hex maniac quest about a shy cute girl trying to discover herself by particerpating in a fighting tournament.OOOH SO ORIGINAL how does he come up with all of these?
I'm just wondering where Betty was keeping her medals while in the shower. Thanks for running, i'll try to participate next thread if i can.
>>1361895Are you telling us we can introduce other wrestlers to be rivals, NPCs, and maybe-allies?I have a few ideas, but I'm gonna hold off until I know more about the backstory of the world outside the ring first.
>>1362670Your jacket was nearby.>>1362782You can suggest girls and i'll incorporate them. Actual fully meshed characters seems like something i should keep reigns on so the rise and fall is my fault.But maybe after season one we'll get a WWW Stable quest where you raise your coalition of waifus against one another for the title of Best Girl.
>>1362794Liked this thread OP. I'll be back for the next one.Also, if suggestions for characters are allowed, my consideration for a WWW wrestler would be a short-haired, muscular tomboy that's kind of popular because she's the antithesis of everybody else on the roster.
>>1362794I am really liking this gameHow about a tsundere oujo-sama with a butler vallet
>>1362840For the record you are shorthaired and muscular but the tomboy waifu will be a thing. Its a big archetype of moe.>>1362849Definitely can't not do this either. They also have drill wresling moves.I need to watch more moeblog to get good pictures, feel free to suggest waifus in this way too.Names of people i can get pictures from allow me to more easily make wrasslers.
Yup, if you give me their names i'll be able to get more pictures too.
>>1362945That first one appears to be from a game named... Wrestle Angels: Survivor 2The other one is Karin from Street Fighter. Specifically Street Fighter Alpha 3.Image search for the win!
>>1362882>For the record you are shorthaired and muscular Oh? Neat. I'll make doubly sure to catch the next session for this.
>>1358277>>1358366>Not German Suplex [German Suplex]
>>1364942I forgot about holy motherland suplex
>Waifu Wrestling>Not Steel Hearts: Fantasy Booking This is neat can't wait for the next thread
>>1375824I didn't know that existed. This will make things easier thanks.