warmly waiting

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We are doing something differently today! Rather then 1d100 best of we do something called Matching

You roll 1dxs, called relative to the difficulty of the move. Rather then highest roll you succeed if the anons manage to produce rolls with matching numbers. So if two anons roll a one you pass. If you get a triple or higher match the result increases.

Wrestling is a battle of endurance, if you get pinned and resist it the next time you get pinned that roll goes up a dice. So d4, d6, d8 etc.

Finally wrestling isnt real, its staged craft. Likewise if you get a triple you dont immediatly use the crit, rather you save it and can replace other rolls with a crit later.

The opponent can do the same and you may find yourself suddenly on the ropes, such is wrasslin.

None wrestle checks will use a normal 1d100 if necessary.

>>1354160
Can't wait for the match to begin.

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//( *u*)\\ HAI! Queen-chan here, behind the ring with the greens! Today we are talking to the lovely rookie! //( *u*)\\ﾉ Hey rookie what is your name!

"..."

//( *u*)\\ Hoi, mysterious. Kawaii~
Anyway rookie-chan this is your first match!
Are you excited!

> You know it Queen Sing, I've been a fan of WWW all my life!
> Look Queen, I don't really care about the WWW, I care about two things and money is one of them.
> ... : ) [Mute smile]
> ... [You are in front of Queen-sensei, how nervewracking]

>>1354209
>> ... : ) [Mute smile]
Words are meaningless. Action is everything.

>>1354209
> ... : ) [Mute smile]
I have no idea what's going on here.

>>1354209
>> You know it Queen Sing, I've been a fan of WWW all my life!

>>1354209
> ... : ) [Mute smile]

>>1354224
This is character creation.

Rookie-chan is you! You are being interviewed before your first fight by the lovely Queen Sing, one of the commentors of WWW, the biggest CCC federation in the Immortal Nippon Empire.

What does CCC stand for? Competitive Cute Combat!

>>1354209
>> ... [You are in front of Queen-sensei, how nervewracking]

>>1354105
>>1354243
Switching to this.

So 3-2 and your definitely mute. But since I explained things I want to wait a little to see if
>>1354224
Wants to change his vote.

>>1354264
No, mute moe is fine.

>>1354264
So we have SPS then?

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You smile. "( ﾟ▽ﾟ)/" You look to the camera, waving, not a single sound moving from your lips as you smile. You aren't really talkative but you think you are ready for this... but wow your in front of Queen Sing, you got her dakimakura, you should ask for a autograph... oh wait you can't really do that.

( ;n;)

Queen claps her hands, eyes sparkling. //( *u*)\\ Ha? The quiet type, sugoi. She pats your head as you blush on reflect. Shes a former world champion you can't help it.

//( *u*)\\ But Rookie-chan! Your facing Lady in Pain, and she's gotten quite a few wins on her belt, aren't your worry your debut will go up in smoke?

> : D [You believe in yourself and that is what matters]
> : ? [...Win? You just wanted the free backstage pass, you didn't realize you may have to actually FIGHT. Uh oh]
> (9 o.o)9 [Your tuff, Lady in pain, you just try to take you down, when your threw she's going to wish she never crawled out of that hospital ]
> ( p.o) [A clever foe like you knows just the right way to take down a old dog like Lady in Pain]
> : P [Its not about being the best, its about having fun. You sure do like violence]

>>1354356
>> : ? [...Win? You just wanted the free backstage pass, you didn't realize you may have to actually FIGHT. Uh oh]

>>1354356
> : D [You believe in yourself and that is what matters]
Moe as fuck.

>>1354356
>> : P [Its not about being the best, its about having fun. You sure do like violence]

>>1354356
Change >>1354364
to
> : ? [...Win? You just wanted the free backstage pass, you didn't realize you may have to actually FIGHT. Uh oh]

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(Apologies for delay, wanted to make sure you were committed.)

You blink. Fighting? You mean... actual fighting? With pins and submission and tights and stuff? You thought you were going to be one of those manager girls who sit ringside and cheer and occasionally help someone cheat.

You didn't want to actually FIGHT... but you can make this work!

I mean you thought it was a backstage pass, but its even better, its a stage pass! You can meet Lady in Pain in person! She will even show you her Burning Bandage finisher! On your own body but still! Maybe she'll autograph your bruises.

//( ?~?)\\ Rookie-chan! Your making a strange face kouhai! You... DID know you were wrestling right? Queen waves a hand in front of your face, her brow crinkled in worry around green sparkling eyes as you shrug.

//( ꒪Д꒪)\\ You didn't! So des nai Rookie chan you need to read the fine print! And the normal print! And the title of the contract how do you miss something like that baka!

You smile sheepishly, rubbing the back of your neck, being called baka by THE Queen Sing is a little... ehehehe your friends are going to be so jealous. SO jealous.

Queen sighs. //( *⌓*)\\ =3 Banzai the youth of springtime is sure scary... You do know how to fight at least right?

> ( ^u^)=3 [course you can fight! You were raised in the school of hard knocks, detroishima itself! You can certainly break a chair on someone's head]
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]
> B D [You may look geeky but Nerd is power! You've honed your nimbleness in the human jungle of Holy Comiket and have practiced many signature moves alone in your room when no one was watching, sometimes even when they WERE! You can take this.]
> ( 9 o.o)9 [You may not be the best at dirty play or fancy martial arts or that weird acrobat stuff but you've got Gumption! And isn't that enough in the mangas! You are sure your going to find out your the heir to the arcane secrets glopinomicon or something later... right?]
> <( : D (You may not got much fighting but you are one of those mysticy wrestlers and you can use the powers of the... hold on... Undead? Charm? What.. what is your magic gimmick again? You wish you could ask but all your words end up as spells..]
> ( O.O) [uh oh]

>>1354566
>> B D [You may look geeky but Nerd is power! You've honed your nimbleness in the human jungle of Holy Comiket and have practiced many signature moves alone in your room when no one was watching, sometimes even when they WERE! You can take this.]
MUTE NERD WRESTLER HERE WE COME.

>>1354566
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]
we're pretty good.

>>1354566
>> ( 9 o.o)9 [You may not be the best at dirty play or fancy martial arts or that weird acrobat stuff but you've got Gumption! And isn't that enough in the mangas! You are sure your going to find out your the heir to the arcane secrets glopinomicon or something later... right?]

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>>1354566
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

>>1354575
Switching to this.

So two votes for Ex Millitary two votes for Heart.

One vote for power nerd.

Heelfu, Wizardry, and Hard Mode are locked out.

>>1354588
power nerd is actually second heart vote

Okay so its just

>> ( 9 o.o)9 [You may not be the best at dirty play or fancy martial arts or that weird acrobat stuff but you've got Gumption! And isn't that enough in the mangas! You are sure your going to find out your the heir to the arcane secrets glopinomicon or something later... right?]

Or

> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

>>1354613
Yep. Sorry for the confusion.

We'll see if we get more viewers tomorrow. For now enjoy glorious Sleep-san

>>1354656
gnight

>>1354566

> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

>>1354613
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

>>1354656

> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

>>1354656
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

>>1354566
>>> ( ^u^)=3 [course you can fight! You were raised in the school of hard knocks, detroishima itself! You can certainly break a chair on someone's head]

>>1354613
> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

OP, please continue, I live in the old world so I wont likely get to participate much, but this seems to be an interesting concept.

> ( o.o)7 [You served the Glorious Nippon Navy in the great Shipping Wars and are sent when the going gets tough. You know the basics of CQC]

Let's be Solid Waifu.

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This is virtually impossible to read

>>1355919
desu senpai I'm baka

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You smile, reaching behind you and pulling out a wooden box.

Queen squees as you open the box, the camera zooming in on your collection of medals.

//( *o*)\\ Hai? You were in the millitary? Sugoi! I used to preform for the troops! Queen salutes you, which you return. You actually saw that performance, watching Queen single highhandedly take on five Fujoshi undead warriors in a cage match is what got you into WWW in the first place.

You wish you could tell her but... You wish you had pen and paper.

//( *.*)\\ Soooo Rookie-chan what did you do in the millitary? You must have been really impressive to get all of those.

> ... ( o.o)7 [You were a Serganaka, fighting in the front lines with your men, giving you great skills in tagteams... if you had friends in wrestling. But you should also be good at submissions]
> (ﾒ▼_▼) [It's classified but you were a elite special forces agent. You went behind enemy lines and took down key Seme officers behind enemy lines. You got the nimbleness of a ninja. nin nin]
> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]
> ( o.o) [You were a loader in the tank the scary devil guy was in. Lifting those shells really bulked you up and you can really lay the hurt on people ]

>>1355919
xGUOkun you dont think my doujinshi is sugoi? That makes my kokoro go ono all this kekiaiku just to make you go doki doki

TL note: Keikaiku means plan
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2FSLLivweFQ

>>1356020
>> ( o.o) [You were a loader in the tank the scary devil guy was in. Lifting those shells really bulked you up and you can really lay the hurt on people ]

>>1356020

> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]

>>1356020
> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]

>>1356020
>> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]

>>1356020
> > : D [You drove a tank, held a generals rank, when the blitzkrieg raged and the bodies stank. Pleased to meet you.]

>>1356020
>> ( o.o) [You were a loader in the tank the scary devil guy was in. Lifting those shells really bulked you up and you can really lay the hurt on people ]

>>1356020
>> (ﾒ▼_▼) [It's classified but you were a elite special forces agent. You went behind enemy lines and took down key Seme officers behind enemy lines. You got the nimbleness of a ninja. nin nin]
OP pls, generals don't drive tanks. They would at the very least be sitting up at the commander's cupola, if not far behind the front lines.

Also how exactly would driving a tank help our wrestling skills?

>>1356052

Let me tell ya something brother:

It's a rolling stones reference

OH YEEEEEEEAH

>>1356061
But the actual line was 'rode a tank', which is also more technically correct.

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You adjust your hat blushing as you remember it.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0tBZFQf--50

The Shipping wars was a brutal affair, the hordes of Fujioshi, mad off the arts of dark yaoi crawled from the graves they belong, with rotten souls and minds. Raiding the glorious Nippon empire of its beloved stationary to better draw their obscene scrolls.

It was a bloody and cursed war. The way those rotten hordes would claw at your tank as you drove over them, screaming not in fear but simply to alert others of your flesh underneath the iron.

You'd giggle if you still had the vocal chords. Idiots.

You point to one of the metals, Queen squinting as she read it.
//( ?.?)\\ Ooooh, you were in the magipanzer division? They were the ones who faced the armored Seme supermachines right? What was that like?

You wink, putting a finger to your lips. Even if you could it's rude to go talking about secrets like that. People might get the wrong idea.

//( u.u)\\ Queen-chan is sorry, she shouldn't pry. //( ^.^)\\ But lets get back ringside. You got your millitary gutso, how do you think it'll match up with the grim gusto of lady in pain.

> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]
> : ( [Heel: You hear the whispers of the fans? They cry for blood. Now you don't bleed but she does. Sorry, she will.]

>>1356087
> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]
Ex-military commands its own respect, so being a face is more fitting. Not to say that we can't turn heel later on.

>>1356087
>: ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]

>>1356087
>> : ( [Heel: You hear the whispers of the fans? They cry for blood. Now you don't bleed but she does. Sorry, she will.]

Let's start out as a Heel, if we want to turn Face we can do that later.

>>1356087
> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]

>>1356087

> > : ( [Heel: You hear the whispers of the fans? They cry for blood. Now you don't bleed but she does. Sorry, she will.]

If we're going mute creepy supernatural this works more than the face.

>>1356087
>> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]

>>1356087
> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]

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You smile sweetly, you like Lady in Pain, she's really cute with how determined she is! You just want to have a good match, getting to fight the burnt beauty is all the reward you need, not that you are going to make it easy of course.

Your mouth curls in shock as Queen yanks you, hugging you tightly.

You squirm, trying to free yourself from oxygen but as expected of the worlds most deadly grappeler her grip is harder then your panzer was. To think this is how you die, trapped between the soft hells of the greatest fighter in the world.

//( *U*)\\ KAWAII~ You are so sugoi rookie chan I can't help myself. Your like a happy little bundle of military skill! //( *3*)\\ Who'se the cutest little diable? Is it you? Yes it is! Yes it is!!

You tap the back of Queens back as she pulls you off, gasping for air. To think your first wrestling match will end in tapping out and its not even a match! How embarrassing. ( //.\\)

//( *o*)\\ ! Sorry Rookie-chan! You were just so cute and happy that I couldn't help my instincts and got my glomp on. Forgive me~.

You huff, wind blowing through your lips as you refuse to look at the distraught queen, this is a awful way to treat a general!

You keep your pout up a little before turning back throwing a peace sign and a grin at the champion. You can't stay mad for too long... not on camera at least!

//( *u*)\\ Thank you Rookie-chan! Speaking of which, you have a name right! We can't keep calling you rookie chan can we baka!

>... [Whose to say you can't?]
> Write-in [litterally, ask for paper and scribble your name on it]

>>1356087
>> : ) [Face: You are happy just to fight. Service is its own reward. We'll see who's better when we do. ]

>>1356117

>>... [Whose to say you can't?]

>>1356117
>> Write-in [litterally, ask for paper and scribble your name on it]
1.20 mm cute

>>1356117
> (O.o)? [Confused head tilt combined with interrogative punctuation]
>... [Whose to say you can't?]

>>1356130
>>1356117
Or how about Treads?

>>1356117

> Blitzkrieg Betty

>>1356148
I'm down for this too.

>>1356148
>Betty

>>1356117

>>... [Whose to say you can't?]

>>1356144
Treads is a good one. I like Treads.

>>1356157
Yeah, I'm just down for a name other than Rookie-chan. Speaking of that, Blitzkreig Betty and Rookie-chan are tied up right now. Do you think you can break the tie?

>>1356117
>Rookie or Blitzkrieg Betty

>>1356153
>>1356117
Fuck it, Betty

>>1356161
I like Blitzkrieg Betty more, so I'll vote for that one.

I think Treads sounds nicer, but between Betty and Rookie, I'd have to go for Betty.

Betty it is, writing.

>>1356152
But isn't Betty... a woman's name?

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You hold out your hand, as Queen hands you a piece of paper, you scribble on it with your little pen, a private gave it to you from their overseas break, it has a little grenade at the tip, its really cute!

It's also live but no one needs to know that right now. The pin's still in after all so no danger.

You hand Queen the paper back as she squints.

//( -.-)\\ Blitzkrieg betty? Hmmm I was no good with Tacotezcan I'm afraid... but I must mean something important!

You frown, tacotezcan? Blitzkrieg is Holy Motherlandish for Lightning war... Oh whatever, confused Queen is cute too so it's okay.

Queen holds out her hand. //( *.*)\\ Well anyway Queen-chan will be rooting for her lovely officer kouhai Bettychan, good luck with today's match!

You shake her hand as the camera cuts.

[End interview]

(Very eye opening stuff Queen, so she's ex millitary? We may see a greater expertise in this ring then we are going to get from our opponent.) You hear Mr Thai say over the intercom as you walk onstage, Guns and roses blaring behind you as you tote your military drill gun. It's not a real one but you can do the nifty spinning thing.

You toss the gun as you climb into the ring, catching it just as soon as you crawl through the ropes and salute the audiance. Got to make a good impression.

//( *U*)\\ THERE IS BETTYCHAN! HAI, ITS MEE QUEENCHAN CAN YOU SEE ME BETTYCHAN PLEASE WAVE BACK TO YOUR ONEESAN

(Queen chan we have to impartial.) Thai begs his co announcer as you wave, hearing the champion of cute squee as a new song blares.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CCqFPswpNlk

"And coming from Neo Yorki Medical Hospital..." You hear the ringside announcer drone, the masked woman winking at the audiance. "Its the sultan of scars, the Lady in Pain!"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

The twange of deep purple roars throughout the stadium as Lady in Pain's coach rolls out a streacher, a purple bodybag sitting atop the table as the room darkens, smoke parting the way of Miss Malpractice's path as she reaches the ring.

The blue hair university class fighter lifts the bodybag, sliding it under the ropes as she flips over them, hoisting the bag against the turnbuckle she unzips it.

You've seen Lady in Pain's entrances before, but actually looking face to face at her slumbering face, watching her eyes open as she crawls out of the bag, bandages and burns wrapped around her like a Tacotezca mask... it's a whole different experience.

She reminds you of the fugioshi minions but... deadlier, more composed. And a whole lot cuter.

"Hai rookie." You hear her whisper as she straightens up, dwarfing you even in her hunched form. "Is it cold here for you too? We can fix that."

You smile. So nice, it'll be a pity to hurt such a cute little corpse.

But when you think about what that face will look like with tears sizzling out your little firestarter... you think you can go on.

You are SUCH a good person <3

The bell rings. This match is on.

>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.
>Bounce off the ropes into a tackle, start with a opening barrage
>Grapple

Whatever you do, roll 1d6

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1356232
>>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1356232
>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1356232

> Grapple

Got to start with chain wrestling. In kayfabe we feel each other out and work out who is going to direct traffic.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1356232
>Give her a bow. It's only polite to pay respects to the dead, after all!
>Grapple
Our military training should be the secret(?) weapon we hold back till the end, not our opener!

Remember to keep rolling any lurkers or people who haven't voted.

Not best of 3 and we need to match.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1356232
>>Go for CQC. Use your miltary skills to soften her up with a few elbows to the delicates before doing any of the real wrassle moves.

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1356232
>>Grapple

>>1356232
I'll change >>1356235
to
>Grapple

Calling rolls.

You got one Crit Point.

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As the bell rings Lady whips her arm towards you, you ducking from her slap, her arm moving with such a speed its like two whips were attached to her.

You take a blow to the face, your cheek stining with a red outline as she pauses to smirk.

A pause she shouldn't have taken as you leap for her, grabbing her outstreatched arm and yanking it to the floor.

The lady falls like a grandma on stairs, bouncing on the ring as you bend the arm behind her.

You are currently in grapple, but only got one arm.

>Submission twist! You likely won't get the tapout but you'll bring some hurt in
>Throw her off after getting another blow in.
>Use the fact shes on the floor to set up some wrassle blows.

>>1356274
>>Submission twist! You likely won't get the tapout but you'll bring some hurt in

>>1356274
>Submission twist! You likely won't get the tapout but you'll bring some hurt in

>>1356274

> Rainmaker?

I just really want the rainmaker as one of our moves.

Dice?

>>1356274
>Use the fact shes on the floor to set up some wrassle blows.
See if we can't pin both her arms, or force the other one into a position where it has no leverage.

I'll let you throw rainmaker in if others vote for it.

Go ahead.

>>1356274
>>1356287
Fine, Rainmaker.

>>1356274
>>Throw her off after getting another blow in.

>>1356287
Supporting the Rainmaker.

>>1356281
>Rainmaker

Sounds fun

Tie between rainmaker and Submission hold

>>1356300
Woops didn't mean to trip

Nevermind! Roll 1d...4 I suppose, im only going to count the first four this time.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>1356304

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>1356304

Rolled 3 (1d4)

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>1356304

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https://youtu.be/3iRV30cfT8w?t=1m53s
You keep your grip as Lady heads to the floor, balling your free hand a fist as you pull her towards you.

Her body halts as her momentum is suddenly reversed, the hospital patient stumbling up in a rag doll as you clench your fist slams into her gut.

Lady twitches as she falls to the floor, and this time you let her. The audance erupting at the first shot of your Panzerstrum Lariat.

>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)
>climb the turnbuckle before she recovers! (1d7)]
>You are not heel enough to use "Goosestep stomp"

>>1356352
>>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)

>>1356352
>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)

>>1356352

> Work The Audience

We gonna salute or do osme mystical shit?

>>1356352
>Work the audiance, (Free crit point)

Rolled 7 (1d7)

>>1356352
>>climb the turnbuckle before she recovers! (1d7)]

You turn around, giving your foe time to cover as you lift the fist you clobbered Lady with, lowering it to your lips as you give it a kiss to the audience applause.

(Looks like Betty is trying to work the audiance after that brutal lovetap of hers. The crowd seems to dig it but it looks like Malpractice isn't at all.)

You turn to the senior wrestler, the blue haired nurse glaring at you as you salute her.

Lady stumbles back up, the wrestler spitting to the floor as the bandaged babe motions to you.

Well, round two is a go.

>Crit points 2
>A Crit MUST be used to use your finisher
>Crits can also be used to start "Drama", revert failed rolls, and succeed rolls. Multiple points may be required for certain actions

>Go back into blow for blows.
>Use the ropes for a tackle.
>Write in

>>1356402
>>Use the ropes for a tackle.

>>1356402
>Use the ropes for a tackle.

>>1356402
>>Use the ropes for a tackle.

>>1356402
>Use the ropes for a tackle.

d6 matching or 1 crit

After the tackle, anyone wanna spend a crit to start a punch for punch spot?

Like we punch. she staggers, returns.

It gets the crowd involved with the "YAY" punch. "BOO" punch "YAY" punch "BOO."

Good way to go from mid match to build towards the climax too.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1356425

Rolled 4 (1d6)

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1356425

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1356425

What happened?

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You run to the ropes, bouncing off them as you duck under the Lady's clothesline, the womans whipcord arms salling over your head as you bounce over the ropes a second time and charge your foe.

You leap, crashing into the Lady, with your shoulder as she falls like a brick on the floor. The audiance wincing in sympathy.

You get up, your a little bruised from that move but nothing compared to what Lady is going through, the girl wheezing helplessly on the floor.

>PIN
>HOLD
>Turnbuckle move

>>1356482
>PIN
SPEND ALL THE POINTS

>>1356481
We're speared her so hard she'll call us Hisao

>>1356482
> Pin

>>1356483
You want to spend all 4 rolls on a pin? You dont want to do a finisher or anything?

>>1356482
>>PIN
If points are match by match use all of them. if not use 1

>>1356486
>>1356483

Dude let's not spend them ALL. If she gets out at 2 we throw all of them into a finisher that'll straight murder her crispy ass.

>>1356488
Good point. let's use 1.

>>1356486
Ignore that other thing I said. Just spend 2 if they are match by match.

>>1356482
>PIN
I don't know about using all the points though. 2 sounds alright.

>>1356482
Pin
Spend one

Pins are normally 1d20.

For each point you remove two from the roll.

So roll 1d16

Failing removes a additional two, and finishers remove more but can only be used once and failling causes BAD STUFF

>>1356496

>>1356496

Rolled 11 (1d16)

>>1356496

Rolled 3 (1d16)

>>1356496

Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>1356496

Rolled 5 (1d16)

>>1356496

writing.

Rolled 5 (1d16)

>>1356496

Rolled 1 (1d16)

>>1356496

>>1356496
We're still rolling to match, but with 1d16 this time? Man, pins are hard.

>>1356509
>>1356510
ROBBED

>>1356508
Uhhh.
>>1356506
>>1356510
>>1356509
>>1356507

>>1356511
ITs rare to get the first pin so yeah.

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You grab her legs, pulling back in a leg lock as the the announcer counts.

(ONE TWO... NO!) Henry screams as Lady spins, causing your head to crash into the mat, and reverse the hold, your arms now locked under the burn victims weight,

(Oh, Lady has reversed the pin, will she go for the hold?) You feel her get up, panting on the floor as she climbs to the top of the turnbuckle,.

She points at you, making a motion of lighting a match.

Uh oh.

>Roll 1d6 to avoid turnbuckle hit!

(I'm going to go see a movie now! Later everyone, have fun with the other quests

If hurting waifu's is your thing may I suggest Moon's paranoia quest?)

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1356524

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1356524

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>1356524

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>1356524
Wheres my bible when I need it

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1356524

>>1356524
>paranoia quest
Really? I heard the QM bullies his players

>>1356536
Don't forget to roll for antibullying

>>1356536
It's true, QuestMM is a massive bully who gangs up on poor anons who are obviously not from reddit.

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1356524
Apparently I am also supposed to roll or something

Back everyone, did you miss me?

Looks like you added one crit point.

Relooking at a poker table its

One match: Normal success

two match: extra point

Three of a kind: Double points

Trip and double: 4 points

Four of a kind: 16 points

5 of a kind: We'll get there when we need to.

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Lady in Pain grins, dropping the match as she leaps in the air at you in a moonsault, you hurriedly scrambling up.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xbdAM3WM_n8

From your squating position, you leap, shoulder crashing straight into Lady's gut in another Howitzer spear.

You hear Lady gasp and a part of the ring is stained with her bloody saliva, another tally in the massive chart of pain this ring has been.

[Crit expended. Lady's pin roll: 1d12, Crit points remaning two]

You pat Lady on the back as the taller lady crumples around your shouler, the woman wheezing from the blow as you let her slip off the shoulder into the floor.

>Turnbuckle move (If successful perform one successful Wear (A d2 removal) on the Pin) d8
>Lift her back up for some grappling (d6)
>Work the audience. (Free crit)
>PIN! (1d12 to end match)

>>1356979
>Turnbuckle move (If successful perform one successful Wear (A d2 removal) on the Pin) d8

>>1356979
>Work the audience. (Free crit)

>>1356979
>Turnbuckle move (If successful perform one successful Wear (A d2 removal) on the Pin) d8

>>1356982
>>1356993
Either we get a d2 off the pin 100% or we risk a d8 roll to take a d2 off the pin and both hype up the crowd.

>>1356999
Yeah, but where's the showmanship? Where's the tension? This aint MMA buddy. Its Pro Wrestling.

>>1357005
Working the crowd is showmanship, it would give her time to do her thing.

>>1357008
Working the crowd is great, but doing actions, we have the potential to earn crits while dropping by a d2. If we earn a crit, we're profit ting.

>>1357015
A d8 with only 3-5 dice isn't great odds.

>>1357019
never tell me the odds. High risk high reward.

>>1357026
Actually if we can do crit points after the dice are rolled then we have nothing to lose and everything to gain.

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(Well it looks like your rookie is DOMINATING this battlefield, Queen. I don't see how Lady in pain is going to pull through this.)

//( ^u^)\\ Well thats the fun thing about the PLB, always new suprises in every match.

(You are right as always Queen, has the General of Hell came, saw and conquered, or will Lady in Pain check Betty off as KIA. Stick around after these short messages!)

HEY KIDS! Are you tired of opening your cereal boxes and only finding ONE TOY?

INTRODUCING PLAY-OS! THE UNIQUE BREAKFEST CEREAL ENTIRELY COMPOSED OF TOYS!

"TOYS?" A youthful child of 8-10 with brown hair says with childish exuberance. "I LOVE TOYS."

"HEY" A grumpy, yet sassy and attractive mother says, with straight black hair to indicate seriousness says, glaring at child A. "Haven't I told you not to play with your food."

Everyone laughs. FUCK OFF! MOMS CAN BE COMFORTABLE BECAUSE PLAY-OS ARE SUGAR FREE WITH OVER TWICE THE FIBER AND IRON AS THE COMPETIORS!

ENJOY SUCH FLAVORS AS... LEAD SANDWICH, GI CHOW MEIN, AND OF COURSE... BALLER JACKS, THEY DONT TASTE LIKE APPLES OR CINNAMON, BUT THEY DO TASTE LIKE JACKS.

Cue a bottle of orange juice, a glass of milk, toast, eggs, and a different bowl of cereal along with a bowl of 'nutritious' Play-os (TM)

PLAY-OS FIND THEM IN THE DESSERT AISLE, FROM KRUULITEE-CORP

>>1357040
So basically we are continuing tomorrow.

>>1357044
g'night

I'm sorry, and maybe it's only me, but can you please use quotation marks when someone's speaking, instead of this weird system you have going?

>>1357176
The narrators are different because you dont see them talk.

Queen talks in green because shes that type of person.

Normal people talk in quotes like everyone does, its just you havent had much oppurtunity yet.

I'll work on making commercial narrators and Thai easier to understand.

The bracket stuff is for the most part cause you don't talk so your silence has to be translated.

Queen's weird voice stays, because shes world champion and scares me.

>>1356979

> work the crowd for that sweet sweet crit.

>>1356979
>Work the audience. (Free crit)

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You walk towards Lady in Pain, bending over to pick up her imaginary match. Such a tiny flame for such a spitfire...

You kneel in front of your foe, Lady glaring at you under the bandages.

"Looks like Betty is almost taunting her foe here, holding out the match for her failed Arsonist, perhaps trying to say that her attempt at setting this match on fire fizzled like wet wood." You hear Henry announce over the intercom as you blow, the audience gasping.

"AND BLITZKRIEG JUST PUT OUT LADY IN PAIN'S MATCH. LADY'S FIRE BEEN SNUFFED OUT!" Henry yells as the audiance roars.

"BLITZKRIEG BOP HER" You hear to rhythmic clapping.

You smile at Lady, confident in how easy this has been as Lady looks like shes about to hurl.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LCnebZnysmI

You'r face is blinded by red as you stumble back confused, what just happened.

//( >n>)\\! How dare she! Lady in Pain just used the arterial spray on my cute little rookie-chan! How dare she! You hear Queen shout as you touch your face and feel your hands are wet.

She sprayed you! With her own blood given the smell... or maybe thats just cause of the iternal bleeding.

You feel a leg smash into your head and hit the dirt.

"Dirty or not, the momentum in this ring seems to have changed thanks to that move, and Lady goes for the pin! Can she do it?"

>Roll 1d4 to reverse pin.

>Crit points 3 (Open to better names)
>Incidentally your opponent can use crit points too

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>1358065

Rolled 2 (1d4)

>>1358065

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>1358065

>>1358065
How about heat points. Seeing as how popularity and crowd reaction is called heat in pro wrestling

>>1358073
I'll allow it.

Im workin om mechanics as i go, so this will get more polish a few episodes down.

>>1358073
I second this roll

Rolled 3 (1d4)

>>1358065
Use a crit just in case.

>>1358080
I'd say we save it for the pin or if we failed a roll.

>>1358087
And I second this opinion.

Rolled 4 (1d4)

>>1358065
inb4 the final mechanics just become identical to Legends of the Wulin

>>1358094
I dont know how that works.

But you got a crit

You feel Lady wrap you in a leg lock your spine bending to her will as the referee slams the mat...

BUT you don't exactly need to see to kick out, knocking Lady off you as you contine to try to wipe the blood from your eyes.

You wish you knew where the turnbuckle was, or your hat to use as a rag... or Lady herself.

You hear a woosh and duck under one of the Lady's whip slaps, you are blind not helpless...

But... youd rather not be either...

>Spend a crit point to regain sight!
>Brawl, if you got a grip on her then you know where she is. 1d8
>Pull off a hold! 1d10 (Bonus Heat)

Your heat is 3 and you got a d6 on defense and a d2 penalty affliction
Your opponent has a d12

>>1358127
>>Spend a crit point to regain sight!

>>1358127
>Spend a crit point to regain sight!

>>1358127
>Spend a crit point to regain sight!

>>1358127
>Brawl, if you got a grip on her then you know where she is. 1d8

WEAK! FIGHT ON!
Who even NEEDS sight?

>>1358127
>Brawl, if you got a grip on her then you know where she is. 1d8
Tank drivers are basically used to operating with minimal vision anyway.

Heat spent, roll 1d6 on defense

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1358147

>>1358145
For the record the person above was right, you were a tank commander, not a actual driver.

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1358147

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1358147

Rolled 3 (1d6)

>>1358147

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1358147

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1358147

CAlling hold on.

You got a full house! That is 4 points.

Your heats at six. Want to spend some to throw a signature move into the mix?

Doing so can give you certain bonuses on your next pin.

>>1358195
Hell yea

>>1358195
Sure, 2 points sounds good and leaves us with a decent amount.

>>1358195
2 or 3 points.

Two points it is.
What is your move?
>Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]
>Howitzer [Spear tackle]
>Write in name

Either way, using the move lets you force your opponent to skip a turn, meaning "showboating", "Going to get stuff (Grounds for disqualification in this match)" or "Setting up for turnbuckle" can be done without your opponent doing shit but whimpering in their tears.

>>1358277
>Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]

>>1358277
>>Howitzer [Spear tackle]

>>1358277
>Panzerkeil [Spear tackle]

1 vote for rainmaker a vote in the half for a spear tackle

>>1358277
Tora Tora Tora [Flying Lariat]

>>1358277
>>Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]

>>1358309
We shouldn't have everything with Panzer in the name, we didn't drive the tanks.

>>1358334
No, but, as I understand it, we commanded one. There's more than one crew member in a tank, you know.

>>1358336
Yeah, but we already have Panzer in the name for another move.

>>1358277
> Panzerstrum Lariat [rainmaker]

it would be hillarious if, while you guys take forever to vote, lady snuck up from behind you with a chair right?

But this isnt no disqualification.

>>1358363
THERE IT IS

THE EVIL HAD BEEN DEFEATED

>>1358338
That's reasonable. But I imagine if we're unwilling to repeat words, we'll soon run out of catchy names that still fit the motif of 'tanks'.

Howitzers already diverge somewhat from the theme, being themselves artillery.

>>1358376
We are more than just tanks. Did you get the reference of our backstory?

>>1358376

So what about Balkenkreuz?
One could work with that word, you have like two terms in there.

>>1358381
Wait, are we going with tanks in general or the Wehrmacht as a whole as our motif?

>>1358379
I had assumed that to just be a reference with no deeper implication.

>>1358398
We are the scary devil lady the tank loader prompt talked about, it was literal.

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You hear the wind whip and this time when you duck you go for the gut punch, Lady under the blow, still on her feet as the chop is interrupted mid extenstion seeing the oppurtinity you grab Lady's arm, hooking a red nailed finger under the woman's bandage as you hold your arm out.

You rush Lady, in a rainmaker, your arm tasting sweet neck as she falls down, her bandages ripping under your fingers as you wipe your face with your trophy.

You blink in the blinding light of the arena. Oh good you can see again...

Lady is on the floor, body slightly heaving in a attempt to breath but otherwise no ones at home.

Would be a awful shame if something were to happen now.

>Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER! (d4 if you dont match you dont fail)
>Set her up on the turnbuckle (Free crit point, can lead to a finisher)
>Throw her out of the ring (lets you perfomr turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)
>Write in

>>1358398

We are devil tank girl. We spoopy tank girl.

>>1358409

> Get out of my rinkg

>>1358409
>Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER! (d4 if you dont match you dont fail)
May as well.

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>1358409
>>Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER! (d4 if you dont match you dont fail)

>>1358409
> Throw her out of the ring (lets you perform turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)

>>1358409
I'll change to
>Throw her out of the ring (lets you perform turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)

Rolled 1 (1d4)

>>1358409
Go set up on the turnbuckle for THE FINISHER!

>>1358409
> Throw her out of the ring (lets you perform turnbuckle moves easier or with extra brutal)

im calling.

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You lift the Lady in a bridal carry...heading over the ropes with Malpractice glaring at you. You smile as you heft Lady over the ropes.

"Let her go." Malpractice says, the nurse's eyes narrowing to a glare.

You frown, she is a University class fighter you don't want her to get involved.

You shrug as you let her go, Lady clattering out of the ring.

The referee counts to ten. You doubt Lady will actually ring out though... besides thats not a fun way to win is it?

>Take the fight off ring
>Go for a ropes move d6
>Turnbuckle leap d10 (Big payoff)

>>1358495
>Go for a ropes move d6

>>1358495
> Go for a ropes move d6

>>1358495

> Talk shit/ Taunt to malpractice

Go big or go home.

>>1358504
An idea.

>Taunt to malpractice

Why not both? It might be entertaining.

>>1358495
>>Go for a ropes move d6

>>1358495
>Go for a ropes move d6

>>1358504
>Talk shit

HOW? You're MUTE

>>1358524

We have hands, beckon her to come get some.

>>1358529
Or we can not be a cocky shit.

>>1358529
Work that body, work that body, make sure to just hurt somebody.

>>1358495
>Go for a ropes move d6
We're a first-timer. Let's not get in over our heads.

We're also a face, so taunting someone might be a little our of character, depending on how we do it.

Roll 1d6

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1358548

Rolled 2 (1d6)

>>1358548

Rolled 5 (1d6)

>>1358548

Rolled 6 (1d6)

Rolled 1 (1d6)

>>1358548

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1358548

barely pass

Damn, I was hoping for the 1,2,3,4,5,6

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You run to the ropes bouncing off them as you head to Lady, the woman stumbling up just as you grab the top of the ropes, fliping up with the momentum into the air before crashing your elbow into the Lady.

Lady twitches under your blow, that sure was a tough move, you should give it a name... the...

Eh elbow drop is fine.

"Oh a agreesive elbow drop by the solider of silence." Henry shouts as you stumble back up, rubbing your elbow.

You got options down here, you can throw her at the ringside, smash her face in... or you've had your fun, throw her back in the ring?

>Street style grapple. d6
>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win)
> Use a hold to get her into the ring, lets finish things d8 (double crit chance)

>>1358620

> Street Style

Ram her into the steel steps?

>>1358625
Nothing that can cause disqualification, but you can still use the ring to your advantage

>>1358620
What is a double crit chance?

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>1358620
>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win) Let's use 3 crits.

Rolled 6 (1d8)

>>1358620
>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win)

>>1358638
Sorry about that rolled text, I hate being on the phone.

>>1358632
if you were to earn a heat you get twice that

>>1358620
>You have a 3 second advantage on the count, hold her here and win by ring out d8 (Chance to win)

>>1358640
thanks

>>1358628

Throwing into stuff isn't a DQ.

But picking up stuff and hitting people with them is.

Wrasslin' rules.

>>1358642
So yes you could use the stairs.

Time out win it is.

Anyone else throwing heat in?

You got 4

>>1358653
3 Heat sounds good

>>1358653
I say go all four heat.

I'll go with three.

Roll the 1d6

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>1358696

Rolled 6 (1d6)

>>1358696

Rolled 5 (1d6)

Rolled 4 (1d6)

>>1358696