>>1342663

What do I do?
[] Mess with her some more
[] Hey, Jesss, wanna fight?
[] OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME
[] Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon
[] thank her for not being TOO weird about all this
[] Reassure her she isn't my type anyways....I think?
[] Do the old "pretending to push her off the edge" prank 1d20+might
[] Guilt trip her
[] Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse
[] apologize for being a little bitchy
[] You know, Yvette is still probably Embarrassed that you walked in on her shining my scales.
[]Call her fat and laugh at her
[] Show off my new magic 1d20+Magic
[] write in

Sorry I've been sick a lot lately, I'm just the type who only gets sick for like... once or twice a year,but stays sick for fucking ever. May have to push USNQ back a day, but I'm not sure.

>>1342664
>[] OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME
>[] Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon
>[] thank her for not being TOO weird about all this
>[] Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse
>[] apologize for being a little bitchy
Hope you're feeling better HM

>>1342664
>[] Mess with her some more
>[] Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon
>[] thank her for not being TOO weird about all this
>[] You know, Yvette is still probably Embarrassed that you walked in on her shining my scales.
>[] OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME
>[] Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse

Glad you're feeling better HM.

>>1342664
>[] OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME
>[] Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon
>[] thank her for not being TOO weird about all this
>[] Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse
>[] apologize for being a little bitchy

>>1342664
>[] Mess with her some more
>[] Reassure her she isn't my type anyways....I think?
>[] thank her for not being TOO weird about all this
>[] Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon
>[] apologize for being a little bitchy
>[] Tell her about Valhalla and the gods I met up there, and my old corpse

Please do make sure you take care of yourself more though, I'll admit to being nervous about other cancellations because of sicknesses/other means. Please don't stretch yourself too thin.

>That Title
Welllllllllll shit...I sense some bad times coming for a certain wingless lizard...

>>1342664
[] OH HEY, YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT, ITS AWESOME
[] Ya know...I'm really glad I became a dragon
[] thank her for not being TOO weird about all this
[] apologize for being a little bitchy
[] You know, Yvette is still probably Embarrassed that you walked in on her shining my scales.

I stare at the spot she nearly tripped down as she clutches her chest looking a little pale as she breaths in an out heavily.Looks like someone got scared, Can't blame her since she nearly fell down the side of a cliff. I mean sure she'd be probably fine but... wait I forgot I was going to tell her about the cool thing Yvvy can do!.

"OH HEY!" I shout, pointing the last little bit of ginger at her as she turns to me, still looking a bit out of it "YVVY CAN LIKE, WALK BETWEEN WORLDS AND SHIT"

She stares at me, chuckling as the color slowly comes back to her face. She shakes her head and sighs, now looking more confused than scared shitless.

"ITS AWESOME!" I shout, stepping up to her, my tail wagging as she smiles and tilts her head

"Wow, well never knew that was something someone can do, must've been quite the experience or you two" She says with a smile "Maybe I can go along sometime"

"yeah, maybe, but the one world we went to was a bit...well there were a few fucks in it" I say, rolling my shoulders as I lean back and toss the last bit of ginger into my mouth "Still need to give a few things back to them but...eh"

"Where...exactly did you go?" She asks, frowning as I chew nice and slowly, glancing at her as I swallow

"Ah, Valhalla' I snort, chuckling as I turn back to the river roaring just under our feet "Met two gods, Magni and Modi, they were....well really desperate and magni was just kind of a cunt, but to be fair I was looting the"

Jessie glares at me

"Dammit May" She groans, facepalming "the first thing you do in a new world is steal, why?"

"Hey, they weren't going to need them and I needed a souvenir" I laugh, grinning widely as I add "But yeah, I was looting the dead"

"Jesus May" Jessie sighs, hanging her head "No wonder they were pissed"

"Yeah, I know, I know" I sigh, craning my neck back and scratching one of my smaller horns "But they hit on me to, so really no ones in the wrong here...especially cause they treated me like I was still the...my old self"

"Yeah, but they do ha....wait are they gay or something to?" She asks frowning deeply as she glances at me

"Oh no, they never died so they still have their dicks" I say bluntly as she blushes and face palms "Thought that was obvious, we were the first girls they've seen that weren't related to them in some way"

"Must've been a rude awakening" Jessie says bluntly "But if they still act like you were...Nidhogr? right? well maybe they deserved it a little"

"Oh I don't blame them for that, old me was a massive bastard" I snort angrily "But I also feel sorry for the poor guy, its complicated, but when I found my corpse I saw just why they hated the old me....also Magni fucking killed the old me its....just confusing alright"

"W...wow I...I'm sorry?" Jessie says, unsure of what to say to make me feel better or just not to piss me off, her tail swishing behind her "Yeah that does kind of make it...a grey area but still no reason to be mean to the new..er to you"
cont

>>1342742
"Eh, I don't care much sure it was disturbing and still kind of is, but I just want to get this claw I took from the old me made into a sword or something" I say grinning as Jessie frowns

"You looted your own corpse?" She asks flatly as I laugh like a mad man and grin cheekily, showing off all my fangs as I stand up on the tips of my claws and look her in the eyes

"Why not?" I ask, breathing steam into her face "Its my body, that means I can take whatever I want from it, its dead anyways, besides I already looted other bodies before then, so it wasn't really that bad,besides I got Yvvy a nice shining scale from it....might have to take the rest, with a bit of polishing they'd be"

"You sound like a serial killer" Jessie cackles as I smirk "Like, that's kind of creepy may"

"...you have some pretty nice horns there" I sneer, reaching for them as she leans back out of my reach

"Not today" She giggles, pushing me back to the ground as I just keep laughing


"Aww" I say sarcastically as I push myself up with my tail, still grinning as I laugh with my best friend for awhile.

When I finally calm down I look up at the sky and sigh "Ya know, I'm really glad I became a dragon"

"I know, I'm glad its made you so happy" She says, smiling as I suddenly see a twinkle in the bushes next to her

roll 1d20+ finesse or will.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1342749

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1342749

Rolled 17 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1342749
Will

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1342749

>>1342751
Will
Forgot to add that

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1342749
We get to kill her now, right? Also Willpower, we can tank her fairy shit no problem.

>>1342764
I suspect that this isn't actually Puck, but a trick to try and get us to lower our guard. We probably resisted, our dragon sense of looting ignored for now.

>>1342780
Yeah that sounds about right, she'd be a tricky bastard like that. I say she get's one more chance to either play nice or fuck off, and if she declines we go hunting.

I glare, narrowing my eyes and crossing my arms, sticking my lower lip out as the small ball of sparkles hits my face. I lean back, feeling a sneeze coming on as the magic or fairy dust or whatever this stuff is falls on and covers my face, and I breath some of it in. It tickles but doesn't do much else. Jessie turns to me, looking a little confused.

But past her I see a little shimmering light flying from bush to bush, towards the forest. And a whole lot of little twinkles sitting in the leaves of the bushes.

My lip twitches....sure its probably magic bullshit but...still they look like something shining in there, like metal or gems.

I shake my head and try to focus

What do I do?
[] Yell at who ever did that
[] Chase after her 1d20+finesse
[] Try to grow the bushes so she slams into one 1d20+magic
[]Ignore her and keep talking with may
[] Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type
[] Ask jess hows she's been
[] FUCK IT, I NEED THE SHINIES!
[] write in

>>1342793
>[]Ignore her and keep talking with may
>[] Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type
>[] Ask jess hows she's been

>>1342793
>[] Yell at who ever did that
>[] FUCK IT, I NEED THE SHINIES!
>[] Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type
>[] Ask jess hows she's been

I know its a trap, but for story reasons I want to see where it goes.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1342793
>[] Yell at who ever did that
>[] Try to grow the bushes so she slams into one 1d20+magic

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1342793
>[] Try to grow the bushes so she slams into one 1d20+magic
>[] Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type

>>1342793
>[]Ignore her and keep talking with may
>[] Argue that I'm more of a....collecting type than a serial killer type
>[] Ask jess hows she's been

>>1342814
I kind of expect that will rolls will be happening a lot this session.

>>1342814
it was resisting the magic, which you did. Instead of making May go full hoarding mode, it just made her almost sneeze

>>1342814
We rolled for willpower instead of finesse, so instead of dodging it like a badass we ignored it like a badass.

>>1342793

[]Ignore her and keep talking with may

"So, are the fairies considered bullies if they do not take no for an answer and tey to hit you with magic anyway?"

>>1342818

Omake: Prank

May yells as the clothes she is wearing turn to dust after trying the ring.

In a room inside the Lion's Den, Puck falls out laughting and Blackcat smiles. Of course the Tricksters got their own room, it reduces the colateral if they fight each other.

"Okay who did that one? Because let's face it, norse curses tend to be way more nasty than that." Blackcat asked as she looked over the naked May who was blushing deep red by using a magic mirror, the dryad looked like it was... interested, almost drooling.

"I did."

All the other tricksters in the room looked at Puss In Boots.

"You did? Really? Wow, what did she do to get you angry?" Puck asked. Puss In Boots was as tricksters go, the smart with low power type, it was very different from her and Coyote who had power to spare.

"Nothing really, but she is new, and I actually got all those curses replaced by mostly harmless stuff like that ages ago. Sure those three charged me a lot but it was for the best."

"Ahh... I see. With all the favors you been making around I got used to think of ya as the white sheep of the group. And is stuff like that that reminds me that you killed a giant that had not really done anything bad to you just to make a peasant into a King."

"Yeah... I can get nasty if I want to, or if I have to. Plus is a mostly harmeless prank, isn't it?"

Then Blackcat covered the mirror with a black tarp "Uh... seems like certain tree really liked it, must be because she had a green thumb high."

"Oh I wanna see!" Puck said and Coyote picked her "Hey let me go!"

"Puck, they do have right to privacy."

"Okay... but is not fair, how come I didn't get a prank on her yet?"

"You have to be less direct, everyone knows your name. Try a disguise, don't say your name, ya know... be subtle?" Blackcat suggested

"Ahh but that's hard work. And those damn kitsunes are doing things that way anyway."

"Ah yes, fucking magic bitches, they are the reason everyone distrusts foxes." An anthro fox girl said. "So... should I go by Reynard or what? Or that's copyrighted?"

"I will find out." Boots said "Come on Black, if you stay too long here we will have to find a good luck charm or something otherwise the bad luck will destroy the room."

"Fuck, I know." The black catgirl said and groaned."At least my bad luck doesn't affect myself but with so much magic this club has things get weird."

I growl, barring my fangs as my lips curl back, and whoever the hell just tried to magic me flies out of view somewhere. I swear to god if that was puck I am going to


"May?" Jessie asks, looking a little concerned that I'm suddenly putting on the best monster face I could hope to pull off "is something wrong"

"Nah" I snort, shaking my head as I turn back around and sigh "Just thought I saw something, and I'd say I'm more of a collecting type than a serial killer type"

"I mean, stealing from dead bodies is a bit" Jess says, frowning and looking at where I was glaring suspiciously "Creepy"

"COLLECTING" I say, air quoting with my claws as my friend tilts her head and leans back, trying to see what got me so mad "I was just taking things no one needed, I mean they were dead, not like I killed them"

She just shrugs and looks back at me with a cheeky smirk

"Well, your old self might have" She says smirking

I look down at my feet, rubbing my chin as I think about that for a second

"Fuck you're right" I groan, facepalming and digging my claws into my face

"MAY!" Yvette's voice cries out, sounding scared of something

roll 1d20+guile
>>1342833
Ohoho I like this

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1342870
Oh boy.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1342870

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1342870

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1342870

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1342870

>>1342902
Well alright then. Guess May isn't going to get tricked this time either...come on Puck I want to see you succeed somewhat, then it makes your rivalry with us more fun.

20+0= success, +crit
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And I start to run there, already pissed off that someone might be hurting yvvy, Before a stray thought runs through my head, stopping me mid sprint before I can really start to run. I facepalm, growling as I realize how much of an idiot I almost was.

That didn't even sound like her, Yvette's voice is deeper than that, even when she's scared, hell she doesn't even scream when she gets scared, she just gets really quite and holds me tighter, refusing to let go until she's calmed down. If that was really her she wouldn't have screamed like that. And how could she end up where that scream came from when me and jessie just left? Yeah, someone is fucking with me now, I can tell and I have a pretty good idea who it is now. Godammit. I was having such a nice day to until now.

"What the hell was that?" Jessie snorts "Another friend of yours"

"No, just a thorn in my side" I hiss as I start to turn back around, but when I do I see a little woman in the bushes.

Its a fairy, but it isn't puck. And she's rapidly texting on her super minature phone, looking a little worried

What do I do
[] Tell jessie we should go back to my room now
[] Ask jessie if she could watch my back for a second, and walk down the row of bushes
[]grab the fairy
[] crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doing
[] Pretend to be tricked
[] Insult puck, as loudly as I can
[] Hey, jess wanna do something?
[]write in

>>1342918
>[] Ask jessie if she could watch my back for a second, and walk down the row of bushes
>[]grab the fairy

>>1342918
>[] crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doing

>>1342918
>[] crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doing
Full Bully Time?

>>1342924

In this case the fairies are the bullies.

>>1342918
>[] crouch down and lean close to her, and ask what she's doing
Simple stuff...

Watch, Puck planned for this and we just set off of Rube Golberg...

>>1342931
I don't know why, but I just had a mental image of May saying "from my point of view, the faeries are the bullies!"

>>1342943

She was just talking with a friend and then the fairies started to bully her. What do you expect her to think?

>>1342918
>[] Ask jessie if she could watch my back for a second, and walk down the row of bushes
>[]grab the fairy

>"Hey motherfucker, I'm in an ok mood so I'll give you a choice here: fuck off and leave me and my friends alone, or I break all of your tiny limbs."

"Hold on a second Jess" I say, holding my hand out to her, palm up to tell her to stay put as I walk up over to the bush and smirk "I'll explain later, but now"

She nods, realizing I'm planning something or at least saw the thing that was pissing me off earlier, and she stays quiet so the little fairy doesn't see me, which judging from where she's looking, she just saw her to.

Crouching down, wrapping my tail behind my legs as I press my feet flat into the dirt road beside the fairy's hiding spot. She doesn't notice me, her pink wings and face lit up by the light of her tiny phone as I lean up close to her and grin, giving her a nice look at my fangs when she looks back up.

It takes her a few seconds, but I know when she does. She makes a pathetic squeaking noise and stumbles back on the little branch she's standing on. I keep smiling and look down at her, getting closer and shoving my face nearly right into the bush.

"And what are you doing" I sneer as she turns pale, pressing herself up against the nearest branch, stammering and blubbering already.

"Uh...uh, just texting" She says, as I lean closer in and breath on her, making her wince and close her eyes

"Oh? Who?" I ask sweetly as she opens her mouth and pouts

"None of your business!" She says angrily, trying to turn away from me, texting as quickly as she can "Just a friend, don't be so nosy!"

What do I do?
[] threaten her
[] flick her, not enough to hurt her
[] grab her, and squeeze a bit
[] Rip the bush out of the ground, and shake it again
[] Puck right
[] try to sweet talk her 1d20+guile
[] hey wanna see a magic trick 1d20+magic
[] do you really want to make a dragon mad
[] write in

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1342994
>[] flick her, not enough to hurt her
>[] try to sweet talk her 1d20+guile
>[] Puck right

>>1342994
>[] flick her, not enough to hurt her
>[] Puck right

>>1342994

[] Puck right

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1342994
>[] Puck right
>[] hey wanna see a magic trick 1d20+magic

>>1342994
>[] flick her, not enough to hurt her
>[] Puck right

>>1342994
>[] grab her, and squeeze a bit
>[] Puck right
>[] do you really want to make a dragon mad

>"Here some free advice: I don't know you, I don't care about you, and frankly it's better for both of us if things stay that way. But if you keep this shit up, or worse yet involve you friends, I will hurt you in ways that no magic in the world can fix. Now, the choice is yours: fuck off from my life, and there won't be a problem. Keep trying to start shit for no reason that I care about, and it will be the worst decision of your life."

>>1343020
Woah buddy, calm down.

>>1343044
Tricksters make me nervous/angry when they're assholes instead of fun assholes.

I glare at her back, alright bitch you want to play the idiot, don't do it when you're within arms reach of me. You're lucky I don't have a jar on me or I'd trap you under it you idiot. Reaching up to her, I make an okay sign with my fingers, getting ready to flick her. But I can't just flick her, might break something or just break her. Need to be careful here, hit her too hard and she goes flying and probably breaks something. Too soft and I'm just poking her. I need to get this perfect the first try, just enough to get her on her ass.

Wait...her ass, hitting her in the back will just push her foward, but if I flick her right on her cheeks she'll fall face first from the force right? Man I'm glad I risked bullying fairies before. Really helps even if I'm not such a bitch anymore.

Besides, its still fun to mess with people.

The fairy yelps, her bum jiggling as I flick my finger up into it, sending her sprawling down onto the branch after she flies a few inches into the air. She grabs her ass, dropping her phone as she whimpers in pain.

"Puck right?" I ask pressing my finger down on the bottom of her back.

She glances back at me, her eyes filled with tears as she turns as pale as a whiteboard. Her jaw drops and she tries to stammer out an excuse as I smirk devilishly.

"MAY" Jessie shouts, grabbing the back of my shirt "RUN"

"HELP!" the fairy cries, trying to squirm out from under my finger "SHE'S GONNA HURT ME, SHE'S FIGURED IT OUT!"

What do I do?
[] take the fairy hostage
[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
[] RUN
[] Laugh, and cross my arms, staying were I am
[] Snap my fingers, and extend the forest a bit 1d20+magic
[] stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me
[] write in

>>1343049
Fair, but I suspect you are are barking down some trees.

That and the whole murder people thing. Kind of against that, not something May would do I suspect.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1343059
>[] Snap my fingers, and extend the forest a bit 1d20+magic

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1343059
>[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
>[] stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me

Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1343059
>[] take the fairy hostage
>[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100

>>1343059
>[] RUN
I am going to go with my friend on this one.

Rolled 62 (1d100)

>>1343059

[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1343059
>[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d100)

>>1343059
>[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
>[] stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me
add to the intimidation

>>1343076

And

[] stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me

"You know people call me a bully, but what you guys are doing is bulling me? What kind of genius decided it was a grear idea to annoy a dragon? Wasn't defeating a whole cat gang, a Griffon, and another dragon enough? Do I need to beat everyone and become the Quern of monsters to have idiots stop going after me or what?

>>1343059
>[] take the fairy hostage
>[] RUN
>[] stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me

>>1343063
Yeah murder isn't something May would do, sorry about that. Characters like Puck usually piss me off when they show up, and here I have a small chance of stopping her bullshit before it get's too humiliating. But yeah, I'll calm down.

>>1343059
>[] take the fairy hostage
>[] RUN
>[] stop repressing my wilting aura, killing all the bushes around me

I sigh, and turn my head around resting it in my hand, swinging my tail around as I stand, almost hitting the bush I was sitting in front of. I see a whole lot of shining faries, not sure how many, but all them look pretty excited, and knowing how most faries are I'm pretty sure puck got them in on this because she said it was some kind of game, or maybe they don't like all the noise I've been making. I don't give a shit which it is. I'm usually alright with faeries, so long as they don't annoy me or try to mess with me like they always do. I have nothing against them, until they start shit like this.

Jessie tries to pull me away from facing the gang of faeries flying towards me, getting ready to use their magic to fuck with me in someway, like puck asked them to. Boils my blood, tricking idiots into doing something you're too scared to do yourself.

I snort, and stuff my hands in my pockets. Green runes glow on the back of my wrists and out of my pants as I stop holding back my wilting aura or whatever annie called it. Before they vanish they turn grey. The grass around me loses its green color, turning a little brown as the bushes start to wilt and shrink in on themselves, like they haven't been watered in awhile.

I push my foot back into the dirt, leaning forward as I take a deep, deep breath, even moving some of the bushes as I feel a burn in my stomach. Sighing before I open my mouth, I roar, my voice distorting monsterously, turning into something out of a horror movie, sounding exactly like a dragon should.

The ground shakes, Jessie covers her ears, and most of the faeries turn tail and start to run, crying and looking terrified. Hell I think I knocked one out of the air. hehe

AHhhh shit, seems a few of them held onto their nerves....three I think, and a few of the runners are looking back, waiting to see if I'm safe to "Play" with.

The air fills with sparkles and strange lights as the fairies fly around me, singing and laughing.

roll 1d20+finesse or will

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1343141
Discretion is the better part of valor!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1343141
crap
oh and I vote for will

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1343141
Finesse

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1343141
Will

We are in sooooo much trouble...I love it!

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1343141

>>1343154
Well then... it's time for our final move!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7GaJUmefY1I

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1343141

1d20+finesse

>>1343154
Waay too easy...I am waiting for the shoe to drop...

>>1343154
>>1343165

Double fine!

Hmm, well they seem to be throwing fairy dust at me or something, guess they don't want to work any magic they have at me, maybe they don't have any. But as it stands its just like dodging a ball, a brick or a punch, I just need to move before they hit me with whatever they have cooking up even if its just dust. I know what faeries can do to people when they want to. I've had it done to me before, back in the day, and I don't want to spend the rest of the day talking in tongues or something dumb like that.

I just need to get this right. I pull myself free from Jessie's hand and hold my arms up, closing my eyes and waiting. They all just keep laughing and singing nonsence. I open my eyes, feeling wind brush up against my face.

I pull my head back, a small puff of dust exploding right in front of my face, I lean forward, and jump to the side, nearly slamming into one as I follow my instincts.

"Awww" the fairy dressed like a goth groans, hanging her arms down as I cross my arms and laugh, grinning proudly as

"YOW" I gasp, and smack my face as something hits it in the soft fleshy bit not covered by scales.

I pull my hand back and see a tiny arrow and a stream of blood on my palm. Ow godammit my face hurts like hell now and.


Oh...woah they...did something to this arrow. Its making me feel all wobbly

roll 1d20+durability to resist drunkenness

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1343194

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1343194
They fucking shot us with magic with a magic arrow

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1343194

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1343194
any feel like finding out how much force is to much when you hit a fairy?

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1343194

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>>1343203
.......damn it dice

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1343194

>>1343206
No. Not really.

>>1343204
Hahaha tragic...

>>1343209
reroll please

Wanna re roll? you have a few shards of fate and 1 omake reroll

[] yes 1 1d20
[] Nah, drunk may best may

>>1343219
>[] Nah, drunk may best may
Drunk May time

>>1343219
>[] Nah, drunk may best may
Its going to happen. May as well now.

>>1343219
>[] Nah, drunk may best may

>>1343219
depends, can may become a master in the druken fist style?

>>1343219

We should not have been hit in the first place, we had a twenty and our scales are supposed to be really tough!

>>1343227
The finesse was dodging the dust. This is something different. I would assume.

>>1343229

Dogging the dust and then getting hit with an arrow, after we got a twenty? And the arrow hurting us when our scares should have stopped it? Bullshit!

>>1343241

*scales

And yes after hurting us what the fairies arw doing is straight up bulling.

>>1343227
You did dodge all the magic, which would've messed you up a lot worse than this is.

anyways writing

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1343219
[] yes 1 1d20


Dammit, this is what I wanted to avoid.

Oh this doesn't feel right, I feel like I just downed a bottle of booze, but not in a good, tipsy way. Like a drunk, sick way. Ooooh, this is why I don't drink, I hate feeling drunk like this, everything is...so wobbly, but my tails keeping me from falling over and everythings fuzzy so that's fine. Besides, this isn't so bad, all nice and toasty now, and there's a bunch of pretty lights flying around me cause of the faeries, but they're making so much noise and moving around too much its making me feel dizzy and....sick. Errgh, good thing I didn't eat nothing besides a root or two, or I'd be covered in vomit right now.

I start to giggle, yeah besides feeling all wobbly and sick this is pretty fun. Not like they can do anything to a dragon like me anyways, besides they're just fluttering around and....pissing me off. I take a shakey step forward, trying to remember how to walk with this heavy thing stuck to my behind.

"GO GO GO' one of the faries laughs, as the few that aren't scared little bitches try to rush me.

What do I do?
[] try to grab a few 1d20+finese - drunk
[] swing my tail and swat them 1d100
[] Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100
[] tch...my magic is..better than yours 1d20+magic
[] Spit on the one who shot me 1d100
[] grab a handful of dirt and toss it up 1d20+might
[]write in

Rolled 70 (1d100)

>>1343266
>[] swing my tail and swat them 1d100

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1343266
>[] swing my tail and swat them 1d100

Rolled 90 (1d100)

>>1343266
>[] swing my tail and swat them 1d100
>[] Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100

GRR I AM A DINO-*HIC*D-DINOSAUUUUUUUUUUUURERR...ER

Rolled 82 (1d100)

>>1343266
>[] swing my tail and swat them 1d100

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>1343266
>[] swing my tail and swat them 1d100
>[] Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1343280

Pick one please.

[] Roar at them again and pretend to be a kaiju 1d100

>>1343280
Even drunk May knows how to bully the weak, very nice.

>>1343297

They bullied her first! Heck they even hurt her!

>>1343302
Yes, and now the stupid bitches are going to pay for it.

>>1343295
I like both. So I will stick with both. Besides, HM will choose based on Tallys

>>1343297
Well, I expect this is kind of a last stand.

>>1343306
I doubt it'll be that bad, May has the vitality of a dragon, and there was probably enough magic in that arrow to knock a normal person out cold. So we're drunk as hell for the moment, but that's as bad as it's going to get. And if we're lucky, it'll wear off once we break whoever cast it.

>>1343323
Depends. And while HM didn't mention it. I kind of expect that all DCs are up for a while.

That and I don't expect its magical, but like a tranquilizer dart/sedative.

>>1343328
Well either way, we're still up and able to kick tiny ass, and Jessie can bail us out if something really bad happens, like if we were to sit on Puck.

Waaaaaait, a second....they're all tiny and I big so its kind of like I'm some kind of kaiju right? I mean if they're so small then I must be a giant to them and I already look like one of those kaiju actors anyways, so its...I'm pretty much one already! this is so sweet, ahahah this is gonna be so awesome and fun, I can finally be the kaiju I was meant to be!

Holding my hands up, I take a deep breath and laugh, saying "Raaaaawr I'm Maygeldono~! Hic er don't feel so"

OW what just hit me

"Ya dare tocuh maygeldono!" I scream, swinging my tail around as I turn, hearing a few yelps as I smack like...three faries into the dirt, leaving them sititng there all dazed, trying to flutter back up....ehehe, they look like they just go jumped they're so bruised up

"RAAAAAAAR none can best Maygeldono!" I scream, smacking my chest as the defeated faeries away fly from Maygeldono's might! "I am the *hic* King of dragons!"

"Wait...are..are you pretending to be Maygeldono again may? I thought you stopped that when you were like ten" Jessie giggles as I laugh and stumble forward, nearly stepping on a fairy before her friends picked her back up.

"MAYGELEDONO!" I scream, smacking my chest again "Ah, quit it, that's so annoying, stop!'

I cover my face as some gravel flies into it, as like...two faeries still try and defeat the great Maygeladono!

"Raw, stop it already!" I yell at them as they keep throwing stuff at me! "Ah no, the other ones are back now, just stay down"

I groan as the bruised and smacked faeries glare at me, sparkling all...gayly

What do I do?
[] roar at them 1d100
[] grab them and try to climb a tree 1d20+finese
[] Try to breath fire 1d20+durability
[] Throw myself at them 1d100
[] smack the ground a few times with my tail 1d100
[] But Maygeladono has control of the forest it *hic* self! 1d20+magic
[] TAIL SMACK 1d100
[] BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might
[] write in

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>>1343323

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1343343
>[] TAIL SMACK 1d100

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1343343
>[] BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might
I hate myself for picking this but at the same time I can not.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1343343
[] BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1343343
>[] But Maygeladono has control of the forest it *hic* self! 1d20+magic

>>1343343

[] BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY

So we wanted to be a Kaiju? What did Jess want to be?

>>1343349
I'll switch that too

>[] BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might

Sorry

>>1343348
Just add a bunch of broken faeries and that'll be us right now.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1343343
>[] BUT THE MINOTAROS CAME INTO THE FRAY *pick up jessie and use her as a weapon 1d20+might

>>1343361

>>1343361
JET JAGUAR!

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1343343
>[] Try to breath fire 1d20+durability
This better do what I think it does...and no its not decay...

Hurk-blurgh. Beware of the splash zone.

>>1343340
Also...I expect...reinforcements...

>>1343376
Than they will break all the same. But seriously, how many idiots would try to attack a drunk dragon just because their spiritual liege told them too?

>>1343382
I ain't talking faries, CUA...I ain't talking faries...

>>1343393
Yes, and? We are a fuckmothering dragon, nothing can stand before our inebriated wrath! And Jessie probably has a cell phone, so she can call in back-up of our own. To help us get home if nothing else.

"Ah ah, stop it, stop it!" I yell, trying to keep them from getting all that dirt and stuff they're throwing at me from getting into my eyes.

"May, maybe you should stop before this gets any worse" Jessie sighs, putting a hand on my shoulder "And all of you, stop it before I start helping her"

"SHE STARTED IT" the goth fairy, now covered in dirt and bruises yells, snarling at me as I grin and giggle, I think I knocked a tooth or two out of her "Besides, she needs to be knocked down a peg or two"

"Yeah its all just good fun right?" another one of the swatted an squashed faeries groans

"Puck said she'd like this, why is she....ergh my head'

"Ahhhh....I get what's going on now" Jessie laughs as I grab her horns, she looks down at me as I look up at her, giggling happily "May, what are you"

"BUT THEN MINOTAROS ENTERED THE FRAY!" I scream as I grab on tight, and begin to fall back to toss her over myself

"MAY NO I AM NOT GOING TO" She yells, trying to push me down and away as I lift her off the ground "this isn't a game may, let go of my....eh?"

*THUD*

The ground shakes and cracks under her weight and all it took out of me to actually pick her fat Minotauress ass up, dust flying everywhere and making a big cloud as she lays in front of me looking a little tipsy herself now

I laugh, crossing my arms as the dust cloud washes over me as I slam Minotaros into the ground.The fairies are all laying on the ground, looking dazed and pretty shocked at my massive strength!

"Maaaaay" JEssie growls, glaring up at me as I stand above her "I am going to fucking kill you"

"Ahahahah Maygeledono stands triumphant!" I yell, pumping my fists into the air as one of the fariries groans


"Did puck trick us again?"

"I think she did" the goth one sighs, fluttering up as

eh? what's that light in the forest

roll 1d20+finesse - drunk or willpower

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1343406

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1343406
willpower

>>1343368

And instead she ended as the being who has orgies with seven beautiful women and seven beautiful men every year.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1343406

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1343402
Hubris will be the death of you...and May at this rate.

And yeah, Jessie could help, its true. I just fear Welsh foes, and their friends...

>>1343406
We can totally dodge this!

Also, poor faries. It ain't their fault now...

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1343406
Your magic is nothing tiny whore!

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1343406
Maygeledono can withstand anything
use will

>>1343421
I have a suspicion this won't be enough.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1343406
Drunk

>>1343426
oh thank god late. for once I'm glad that captcha is ass.

>>1343421
That uptight bitch doesn't scare me, and I'm allowed to be confident in someone who isn't me. And do you really think she has friends she can rely on to attack some random girl? Based solely on the beating that she earned from Clara and Cerberus, I doubt it.

>>1343430
Anon probably would have voted reroll there.

>>1343433
Yes. Dragons strike me as the most clique-y...

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>>1343363

>>1343445
A MASTER PIECE

>>1343440
>Yes. Dragons strike me as the most clique-y...

Fair enough, and for all we know White (the other dragon from her myth) is her friend /lover at this point. But once again, she got the shit kicked out of her rather recently, by May and then in that bar fight she started. And I somehow expect Puck to have even fewer friends than her.

>>1343445
Their limbs all look like they're pointed the right direction, but that's probably just the art critic/sadist in me. Holy crap, that's really cool. Thanks anon.

>>1343458

Puck has friends, mostly Coyote and black cat. Coyote is a lot like Puck only he teaches lessons and deals punishments and black cat needs all the friends she can get due to her bad luck aura giving bad luxk to everything and everyone that's not her.

>>1343445
I like the idea that this is the legend version of what happens.

I kinda am curious about your takes on a few other characters in other quests

Cute work.

>>1343465
>>1343458

Puck strikes me as someone who is a bit of a motivational speaker/car salesman. She has a natural charisma so she tricks even the other fairies who know better.

"AH' I gasp, covering my face with my scaly hands as a giant ball of pink light flies at me, and I feel another little arrow get stuck between my fingers,shaking and burning before I snap it in half with a twitch of the two fingers its stuck in between "Stop throwing shit at me"

"Keep throwing stuff at her" Jessie huffs, why's she mad at me now? All I did was toss her around a little, no bigee right?

"Alright!" Puck giggles as I see a few more of those pink fire balls fly at me....three of them, this is gonna be a long....annoying battle isn't it

"Hic" I hiccup, whiping my mouth as I lower my self down

What do I do?
[] dodge 1d20+finesse - drunk
[] Tail smack 1d100
[] Just walk up to her 1d20+durability
[] MINATAROS SECRET ART, COW SHIELD 1d20+might
[] Hold my arms in front of myself and run at her 1d100
[] just trip and lay down, not like they can track me, ahahah
[] Eh, bored now
[] write in

>>1343465
>Coyote is a lot like Puck only he teaches lessons and deals punishments

Well she sounds alright if that's the case, she's got no real reason to harass May then, since she's trying to be a better person and all.

>black cat needs all the friends she can get due to her bad luck aura giving bad luxk to everything and everyone that's not her.

That seems... counter-intuitive at best, but if she's not an asshole like Puck I don't see her being the type to attack someone for no reason.

>>1343479
Yeah it is pretty cute actually

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1343480
>[] Eh, bored now
>[] MINATAROS SECRET ART, COW SHIELD 1d20+might

Jess you traitorous bitch.

>>1343480
>[] Eh, bored now
walk away ignoring all the arrows that are pelting you.

>>1343480
>[] Just walk up to her 1d20+durability

>>1343490
FUCKING DAMMIT. Reroll please, sorry about that.

>>1343480
>[] just trip and lay down, not like they can track me, ahahah

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1343495
would help if I rolled my dice yeah,

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1343480
rolling for the hell of it

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1343499
>[] Just walk up to her 1d20+durability
I figure that these actually both work well together

>Walk and endure
>Trip
>Giggle incessantly.

Re roll?
[] Yes 1 1d20
[] No, Maygeledono is too strong for puny magic!

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1343529
[] Yes 1 1d20
Alright fine

>>1343524

Yeah why not?

And Jes you damn bitch you don't abandon a friend to be bullied by fairies, more if she is acting weird because some magic shit!

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1343529
>[] Yes 1 1d20


Please guys, if we keep letting them get their magic into us something really bad/stupid will happen to us.

>>1343529
>[] No, Maygeledono is too strong for puny magic!
I am ambivallent to it. But I am okay if reroll wins.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1343529
>[] Yes 1 1d20

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1343529
>[] Yes 1 1d20
I feel like I'm about to do something bad

>>1343529

When the hell are we going to give Jessie the "You are a bully too speech"? Because she is abusive with May, starts fights with her with no good reasons and now she is abandoning her to the fairies. Unless she is dumb and bricks to not figure out that May is acting weird because she got hit by magic!

>>1343451
>>1343464
>>1343479
Thanks everyone.

>>1343547
Hey, good work deserves praise at the very least, and that was damn good work.

>>1343546
You and I have very different views on the character. Also, she picks ights with us for sport. There is a definite difference.

Everything else is a matter of dealing with your drunk idiot friend. I totally understand why she's doing this.

>>1343546
Well, Jessie is a good friend in general, it's just that right now she's being kind of bitchy because we threw her at people, and probably doesn't realize whats going on. She's still be a bitch mind you, but there is a reason for it. Or Puck is somehow messing with her, you can never tell.

"Minotaros secret technique!" I yell, trying to pick up Jessie as she crosses her arms and glares at me, seriously why is she being so mean and bitchy right now? I mean I just threw her into the ground, it couldn't hurt that badly could it? She's just overreacting "COW SHIELD"

She doesn't budge as I try to pick her up, huffing and puffing as I kick into the dirt, trying to lift her up but all I do is drag her up to my waist as I grab her under her arms. She just glances back at me and asks "Are you done yet may?" dully


"Tch bored now" I huff, letting go of her and putting my arms in front of my face, the pink balls hitting them and bouncing off and turning to smoke as I walk over jessie

"Don't overdo it" She sighs, sitting up as I walk down the path towards the dumb fairy bitch shooting arrows at me "I don't want you to get hurt"

"Maygeledono cannot be hurt by puny arrows" I laugh, giggling as more of them bounce off of my arms

"Well at least you're having fun" She says flatly as the arrows stop flying for some reason

"Fine, lets try this you big idiot!" Puck yells at me as suddenly a whole lot of mist fills the air "Come get me now, ehehehe"

Uuuuuh

roll 1d20+guile- drunk, willpower, or shards of fate (2)

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1343579
WILLPOWER

>>1343559

She also started fights with May just because she could with bullshit excuses. She always thinks the worst of May and is easy to blame or abandon her.

Yet May still considers her a friend despite the fact they fight all the time.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1343579
Willpower!

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1343579
Willpower please.

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1343579
Welllllp

>>1343588
She's working on her rep, Jessie knows it. May is her own worst enemy. Again, I think you are really overanalyzing this.

>>1343579

Can I use my Omake point to have Coyote appear and give Puck a lesson? Or at least a shard of fate?

Because Puck is going beyond mere pranks, this is outright bulling.

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1343579
whelp, can't see shit. Let's head to the beach while ignoring everything fairy related and see if we can't find our sister.

then see how sister reacts to drunk may

>>1343603
hmmm, if you're willing to burn one

>>1343605
Prollly a good time for that reroll now. I am enjoying May's adversity. But a 13 is low enough as it is...

>>1343586
>>1343589
>>1343590
>>1343599
>>1343605
Wow these rolls man

>>1343605
these 1s are starting to get ridiculous

>>1343605
Why, why must this happen to us? Reroll please, assuming that uses Shards of Fate and I'm not being stupid.

>>1343612

Yes I am because Puck is going too far.

>>1343620
I think we are about to get really familiar with that cliff soon.

Flight lessons inbound?

>>1343622
it does

>>1343623
Her prank plan was to just swamp you in fairy magic and laugh at you, but you kind of dodge/ ignored all of that

and she's still salty about what happened at the bar

>>1343627
It doesn't burn a shard right? If so let's reroll, getting hit with magic is always a really bad thing.

So reroll?
[] yes, 1 1d20
[] Nah nah nah

>>1343637
Nah, only burns when I say it does

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1343641
>[] yes, 1 1d20

Let's kick some ass.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1343641
>[] yes, 1 1d20
Note, this is the last reroll with SoF I believe.

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1343641
>[] yes, 1 1d20

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1343641
Sigh yeah

>>1343627

The bar was us saying no and her becoming a bully because she would not take no for an answer!

Funny how is the fairies bulling a dragon.

>>1343655
Hey, dragon's always die in fairy tales. POKEMON WEAKNESS/ ADVANTAGE LOGIC

and writing

>>1343662
Alternatively. Fairies=Bees. They swarm, aren't usually deadly, but when they are a swarm, they cause damage.

It just so happens that Puck is a queen bee.

>>1343655
I'm pretty sure that Puck is just a dumb spiteful bitch who supplements the void of loneliness that is her soul by making other people miserable. The only safe course of action is beat the ever loving shit out of her, for as long as it takes for her to be too scared of broken limbs to try and mess with us anymore.

Whaaaat, okay this is a little bullshit. Now I can't see anything. Its too foggy, I can't even see a foot in front of me this is really bullshit. Where...alright where'd the forest go all of a sudden, this really isn't fair. And puck's laughing and pissing me off even more now, god she better hope she's faster than me or she'll know the fury of a drunk and pissed of dragon if I don't end up throwing up the two roots I had for breakfast up before I can find her little tailed ass.

Uh...where's the road, all this laughing and fog has gotten me all turned around, I know there's some fairies flying aroung to, but I'm pretty sure none of them are...puck and well, I wanna beat her ass more than some random tiny person.

I whine and whimper, my head already hurting from all the laughing as I look around, snorting angrily as I try to see anything! anything at all! Hopefully something that will let me put puck in a bird cage or something so she stops being such a bitch

"Hey, the forest is to your right!" Jessie shouts out "Just....don't step to the left, you're nearly off the cliff may!"

Hmmm,

what do I do?
[] trust jessie
[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate
[] write in

>>1343687
I love you this

>>1343662
We'd be a POISON dragon though meaning fairies get wrecked

>>1343695
[] trust jessie

>>1343695
>[] trust jessie
i guse fairys really do hit dragons for more damge
pokemon was right

>>1343695
>[] trust jessie

>>1343699
and they have been. remember, may's first encounter with puck ended with her being grabbed and tyrant's roared point blank

also, wouldn't that make the damage of fairy attacks neutral? or am I an idiot here?

>Trust Jess

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1343695
>[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate

No, something is wrong here. Either Puck is using trickery withing trickery to almost kill us, or Jess is still being a total bitch and thinks we'll survive the fall mostly intact. I'd say just sit down until this shit passes, but that'll just give Puck more chance to strip and shrink us or something. Best to trust ourselves for now.

>>1343695
[] trust jessie
One of two things is about to happen. Part of me is kind of paranoid and thinks that because of our previous failures we are getting tricked...buuuuuut!

>>1343695

>Give up and cry(fake).

"I was just talking with my best friend but then the mean fairies started to bully me and then Jess decided to not help me and I am sick of it!"

Also that voice is not Jess, how could she see in the fog anyway? She is a minotaur not a bat.

>>1343695
>[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate
Ya'll are idiots to think that's jessie.

>>1343717
Than why are you throwing us off a cliff? We'll be ok in the long run, but it's a long way down and I'm sure there are rocks in the water.

>>1343711
yeah, BUT poison attacks do 2x and then add in DoT

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1343695
>[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate
>[] write in
>And WHY SHOULD I! You bein a...a bitch...an' I been tryina be nice and shit and mind my own business but...fuckin...fairies...and fuckin...marshmallow hell...and shit. I wanna be a good girl...for Yvvy...but...*break down sobbing*

This is assuming we don't fall off the cliff mid-rant.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1343725

>>1343731
Guy's, if we out vote falling off the cliff we'll be ok with a roll like that, just saying. It's 5 to 3 in favor of falling right now.

>>1343695

>And WHY SHOULD I! You bein a...a bitch...an' I been tryina be nice and shit and mind my own business but...fuckin...fairies...and fuckin...marshmallow hell...and shit. I wanna be a good girl...for Yvvy...but...*break down sobbing*

>Sit down and cry, we are a sad and depressed drunk.

Rolled 11 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1343728
Look, I was fine with trusting her. Because unlike some anon's here. Jess is our friend. She's angry at us for legit reasons. But she wouldn't steer us wrong.

I just have a bit more faith in it.

I don't think we should bitch at Jess. And I don't think we should RIP AND TEAR Puck like you are wanting to do. But I'll roll.

>[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate

>>1343756

And Puck can fake voices! Don't be a morron!

Oh, its a tie now if I'm counting right

>>1343767

>[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate

>>1343756
Look, whatever else is going on, we are in the middle of Puck magical influence right now, and she is more than capable of mimicking Jessies voice in order to trick us off the cliff. And yes, I'm probably getting to mad right now, but our rolls haven't been very good thus far and tricksters like Puck make me angry and uncomfortable. I still say we should hurt her though, or something to neutralize her as a threat to us. But thanks for your support of rational thinking, you may have just saved our drunken hide.

>>1343775
Well I hope you're right, other wise we are just pissing over May's oldest friendship Because Puck can mimic voices

>>1343695
>[] Don't, and keep wandering around 1d20+shards of fate

>>1343783

Said oldest friend always thinks the worst out if May so what would be the difference? Not to mention we are drunk and under magic influence. If she blames us for not listening to her she us dumb as nails.

>>1343775
I actually think we would have been fine if we fell. For one, there is a river underneath, two, I think the moment we fall the majority of the fairies stop this game, it's become too real and they come for the save. And knowing HM, we'd probably get an additional fate/durability reroll and land in like, a swamp or something.

We'd be super panicked, but we'd live.

>>1343783
I think because there is enough people that didn't vote for the drunken rant, it won't happen. So we won't piss on that friendship.

>>1343783
We got a 19, so we're alright no matter what. And May is not in a good state of mind right now, either Jessie knows that or we can explain everything later. She knows we're fighting fairies, and everyone know fairies trick and mess with people. Once this is done, everything will be good with Jess, I know it.

>>1343798
Oh we'd be fine, I wouldn't dispute that. I just don't want to fall and give Puck the satisfaction of thinking she won, or worry our friends. Not to mention the fact that we can't beat her down if we fall of a cliff.

Yeah no, puck can immitate voices can't she? she did it with Yvvy's voice and she's heard Jessie before, like just now, besides if I was really in danger of falling off, she'd just pull me away from it like she used to do when we were kids. She wouldn't let me wander that close to danger even if I just slammed her into the ground. Not that that's something to get angry at, but still it wouldn't be like jess to let me blunder into danger that isn't her without a little bit of help. Besides, how could she see through the fog if I can't? Hmm, dumb fairy ahahaha'

I laugh and keep wandering around, steeping whereever I can hear laughing. I think Jessie groans, but that's probably just puck.

"Maaaaay....ya know what, forget it" She grumbles as I smirk, yeah, dumb fairy I'm smarter than you are even when I'm drunk! how does that feel huh? "Just try and not fall over anything"

I ignore the fake and keep walking around, she has to be around here somewhere right? It shouldn't be too hard to find her. There's only so many places she can go. And with all that laughing I'll find her soon, I know it...I mean it sounds like she's all around me but...I dunno maybe I'm just imagining it.

I snort, and keep stomping forward through the fog.

"AI" Puck yelps, as I nearly trip over her, as she sits on the ground laughing at me

AH shit, I actually tripped!

Roll 1d20+finesse- drunk + tail

Rolled 19 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1343820
Yeah...I knew it...

Oh well, tail don't fail us now!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1343820

>>1343820

>Enough rolls, lets just fall over the damn fairy!

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1343820
.......

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1343820
We win you goddamn bitch.

>>1343824

She is not a bat, how can she see inside the fog? Unless the fog is only an illusion that only affects us but even then why would she just talk to us? Why not try to push us to safety?

>>1343824
Time to see if tail and a 20 beats out drunkness...

I have concerns...

>>1343839
Well if we're literally inches away from the cliff edge, she's probably worried about legitimately pushing her BEST FRIEND off a cliff.

Seriously, just because she has large horns does not make her the devil.

>>1343854
She's not the devil, she's just mad at us and missing crucial information. To her we just start laughing like an asshole and threw her for no damn reason, I doubt she knows what Pucks been doing to our head. Once the tiny bitch is defeated, she'll see how messed up we are, figure out what's been going on, and take us home. It'll all be fine, trust me.

But I catch myself with the help of my tail, and push myself back up a second later as Puck starts to flutter in the air, the fog clearing away as she tries to dart to the forest in a blind panic, still screaming from the sheer shock of me nearly falling on top of her.

But suddenly my stomach lurches, all this sudden movement and seeing something so shiny and sparkly flying about again, not to mention all the fog just vanishing...

well it didn't do wonders for my stomach

What do I do?
[] chase after her 1d20+finesse- drunkeness
[]TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100
[] throw something at her 1d100
[] Insult and scream insults at her
[] laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!
[] Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability
[] write in

>>1343854

We have a damn tail she can PULL us. Still not convinced the voice was the real Jess.Specially since she could have said something only she and May know to prove that she is the real one.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1343865
>[] laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!
>[] Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability

Rolled 20 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1343865
>[] laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!
>[] Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability

>[]Fall off anyways

>>1343864

Are you saying THAT SHE DID NOT SEE ALL THE DAMN FAIRIES? Yeah right. Specially when she had been trying to make us run before.

Rolled 23 (1d100)

>>1343865
>[] Insult and scream insults at her
>[]TYRANT'S ROAR 1d100

>Go hug cowpillow, force her to be not mad at us!

>>1343870
Man, of all the times that failure would have been great...that was the time...

Oh well, Iron Stomach it is.

Man, I did want comedic falling from a height into something soft/squishy/wet...but well, I guess we're good.

>>1343876
What? Of course not, I'm saying that she doesn't realize how badly their magic is effecting May. She probably things we're immune to their crap, since we just flat out ignored their first few attacks.

>>1343886

Then that means Jess is a moron. We are acting like we are fucking drunk and she thinks we are just faking it? Specially when we are acting in a way we haven't done in years? She has lived in the island for years and not only she ignores how much fairies can mess you up, she is still thinking the worst about May again?

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1343865
>[] laugh and proclaim victory for Maygeledono!
>[] Try not to throw up 1d20+Durability
plz fail on thow up on her

>>1343905
I kinda would like that the DC be way above even a crit...

It would be much more fun that way.

>>1343912
>>1343870

Blind you are.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>Try to projectile vomit somewhere at least mildly humorous

>>1343916
No I know I rolled a Crit, I'm lamenting rolling a crit. Because sometimes I want some comedy in my HM threads. It would have been perfect. Alas, unless HM decides to have us spew ginger anyways, it's not happening.

>>1343904
I don't know, ok? That's the only explanation I can think of that makes any sense, since Jessie IS our best friend. Hell, the fairies might have done something to her too while we were dealing with our own shit, something to mess with her perception of things? All I can say for now is that we're going to talk to Jessie, figure out exactly what the fuck just happened from both of our perspectives, hug it out, and go home. Maybe plot vengeance on Puck along the way.

>>1343924

Then we find out everything was an illusion and we have been walking naked and talked alone in the middle of the park. Yes even Jess was an illusion!

>>1343945
>We're still on the edge of the cliff though

>>1343945
Yeah, maybe...

I FUCKING HATE tricksters, jeeze.

Putting my hands on my hips, I swallow hard and look up at the sky, trying to keep myself from vomiting everywhere as I slowly start to laugh, careful so I don't end up throwing up in the middle of my gloating. I laugh as loud as I can so I know the bitch can hear me as I I turn back away from the forest, shouting at the top of my lungs

"MAYGELEDONO STANDS TRIUMPHANT AGAIN" I shout, beating my chest and....oh that wasn't a good idea

I grab my mouth, covering it with both hands as I slump forward and swallow, alright good, just a false alarm.

"BWAHHAHAHAHA" I laugh as I finally look up, slowly stopping as I see Jessie rubbing her back and wincing

"Ah, first time you actually made me worried you broke something" She grumbles under her breath as she turns back to me "Also....why couldn't you just run? I can't help you fight fairy magic May....still girl, I'm surprised it took her doing...whatever that was to do anything to you besides....making you drunk somehow"

I frown and tilt my head as she slowly stands back up

"Sorry I didn't try to help you through that, but Well, My back really hurt" She says, frowning deeply as I look away so I don't have to look her in the eyes "and...well if I got lost in that too"

She bites her lip, looking guilty.

I just nod, still feeling too sick to focus on what she's saying...and why is she apologizing anyways?

"I just...I'm sorry alright May, I should've helped more, didn't know you made enemies like that already" She sighs, smirking slightly as she slowly stands back up "Also...is it true you and rowen don't want to kill eachother now"

"Uuuh" I frown, closing my eyes to try and feel a little less whoozy "Yeah I think"

"Oh, well, might have to give that a try myself" Jessie snorts, crossing her arms under her massive tits.

what do I do
[] take a nap
[] hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on
[] Challenge her to a fight
[] wander off looking for fun
[] I need my yvvy!
[] write in

What

>>1343945
HHmmm that's an idea for a later thread:)

>>1343977
>[] hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on
>[] I need my yvvy!

And all is well--

>spoiler


God fucking dammit.

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>>1343949

>>1343977

[] Hug the damn cow

"So... are you jelly you weren't the one?"

>>1343977
>[] hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on

>>1343977
>[] hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on
>[] wander off looking for fun
>[] Lose your lunch

Lets keep looking for fun guys!

>>1343991
Thank you for making the salt worth it my friend...it's wonderful.

>>1343991
ahahaha, okay this is the best yet

>>1344002
I assume we'll be seeing these as future HM reaction images...I would hope.

>>1343996
>[] wander off looking for fun
>[] Lose your lunch
Adding these
Hug the Cow Do it Now

>>1344013
I think anon is just having a bit of fun. Don't think it was malicious. This is relatively cute, honestly.

>>1343998
>>1344005
Ty X)

>Wander off looking fun.

>>1344013
Not even close to trying to p you off. I'm literally just having fun drawing various things people say. There is no forethought, I don't even know the context.

>>1343991
This is wounderful

>>1343977
>[] hug it out, and figure out what's exactly going on
>[] I need my yvvy!

>>1344024
>>1344023

Sorry sorry, I didn't mean to be an asshole there. I'm just in a bad mood right now, and I know to usually expect the worst when it comes to this site. That was stupid and conceited of me to interpret your pick like that, and I apologize. It was fun though, thanks for doing this for us.