>>1315085

The dragon girl couldn't answer, as she got a face full of a fur covered fist, and a Griffin launched bar stool.
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May "Fucking" Mcnarren
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"Woooow" Yvette says, hanging on my back as she gingerly touches the new horns that've sprung up on my head, making it even fucking heavier "its so pretty May, I knew they'd turn out well"

I growled under my breath, slumping forward, my head still hurts like a son of a

"....it looks like a crown" Rowen says, sounding a bit disgusted

I turn and glare at her

what do I say
[]....what are you doing here
[] Get the fuck out of here, I'm in no mood
[] Oh? Scared
[] heh, well it fits, doesn't it
[] Bah, its just a headache is what it is
[] do they really look good, Yvvy??
[]OF course they're pretty, they're on my head right?
[]......wait, since when could you just hang on me without getting all....you know
[]Sup Rowen
[] I need more....aspirin.
[] write in

SORRY for the long wait, but godamn I was sick as a dog, happy to be back though.

>>1315090
>[] Oh? Scared
>[]....what are you doing here
>[]......wait, since when could you just hang on me without getting all....you know
>[] I need more....aspirin.

VERY quietly

>[] do they really look good, Yvvy??

Glad you're feeling better HM.

>>1315090
>[] Bah, its just a headache is what it is
>[] do they really look good, Yvvy??
>[]......wait, since when could you just hang on me without getting all....you know

Glad to hear you're feeling better HM.

>>1315090
{[] Bah, its just a headache is what it is
>[]....what are you doing here
>[]......wait, since when could you just hang on me without getting all....you know
>[] heh, well it fits, doesn't it
>[] I need more....aspirin.

Carla and Cerberus have our back and its adorable. But man Daniel is just going to escalate this isn't she?

Glad you are back HM. Hope you are feeling much better. Look forward to today, and more YDGQ eventually too.

>>1315090
>[] Oh? Scared
>[]....what are you doing here
>[]......wait, since when could you just hang on me without getting all....you know
>[] I need more....aspirin.

Glad I could make it to the thread, HM

>>1315090

>[] do they really look good, Yvvy??
>[]......wait, since when could you just hang on me without getting all....you know
>[]Sup Rowen
>[] I need more....aspirin

"Yeah" I say, holding my forehead most of my head aches around the new smaller horns growing around my old, big ones like welll....hmm Rowen was right they do look a bit like a crown, badass "They kind of do but... I really need some more aspirin"

"On it sweetie, just stay right there and try to get used to your new look" Yvvy says, picking me up with a hug as my fat tail hangs limply in the air.

I turn, watching her go, nearly skipping away from me with a big happy smile on her face. I turn away once I realize she's trying to flaunt her body at me, mostly from the mischievous look in her eye.

And there's Rowen sitting next to me, not in her usual outdated and silly looking get up that makes her look like that cripple kid from that one christmas story.

"What are you doing here?" I ask as she turns to look at me again and sneers, narrowing her eyes making her look more like a snake than....well a rat.

"What, can't visit my friends May? Just making sure you didn't crack your head open or anything or" She says as Yvette comes back around, nearly flattening me against the floor with how big she is as she lays into my back

"Here, brought you the bottle since....well you need most of whats inside of it for any effect" She says cheerfully as I notice something

"Wait,since when can you just hang on me without getting" I say slowly, wiggling my fingers around as she smirks playfully and Rowen groans and facepalms

"You didn't notice till now?" Rowen asks as Yvette shrugs

"Well, It took me awhile to" She says warmly "I just guess I got an immunity to it"

"Hey, my skull just had a few horns sprout out of it, I was exactly fucking perseptive while it happened" I growl under my breath as Rowen shakes her head

"it's pretty obvious may" She says, frowning smugly

"that's because you notice everything, since you" I sigh stopping myself as she smirks and Yvette smiles a bit wider

"Yeah, well I need to go...well you know, can't just ignore my paper to hang out with you guys" She says, snickering as she leaves "but I'll drop by later if I find a nice scoop"

she casually walks away, and I watch her go....when exactly did she decide to bury the hatchet. this is a little weird, since I'm pretty sure I hit her with said hatchet more than once.

"Feeling better May?"Yvette asks as I down a handful of pills and turn back to my reflection, and frown, does that really look good on me, I mean I'm know I'm pretty tough and all, but Do I really deserve to have a crown stapled to my head, I mean sure I did kind of make another dragon girl my bitch but

"Do...do these really look good, Yvvy" I ask, nearly whispering as my girlfriend lays over me and sighs

"Of course they do" She says happily "at least I think so but...I might be a little Biased in that regard"

My cheeks start to burn and Yvette squees

"Ah you're blushing, that's so cute" She cackles, hugging me tightly now that she apparently doesn't get tired around me like she used to

cont

>>1315214
What do I do?
[] break free 1d20+might
[] wrestle her 1d20+might
[] Ask if she wants to go out on a date to the lion's den now that she isn't so...worn out around me
[] Give into my fate as a comfort dragon
[]Wait...I wanna try something 1d20+magic (Green touch)
[] they'd look better with a few gems....
[] Call my sis and see if she has advice for taking care of horns
[] Go outside for a root and get some fresh air
[] write in

And yeah don't worry, besides my dreadful allergies I'm feeling great.

Made a pizza earlier, it was amazing

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1315225
>[]Wait...I wanna try something 1d20+magic (Green touch)
>[] they'd look better with a few gems....
>[] Call my sis and see if she has advice for taking care of horns

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1315225
>[] Give into my fate as a comfort dragon
>[]Wait...I wanna try something 1d20+magic (Green touch)
>[] they'd look better with a few gems....
>[] Call my sis and see if she has advice for taking care of horns
Glad to hear you are feeling Better HM it was a sad week without your Quests

Rolled 20 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1315225
>[] Ask if she wants to go out on a date to the lion's den now that she isn't so...worn out around me
>[] Call my sis and see if she has advice for taking care of horns
>[] Go outside for a root and get some fresh air
>[] Give into my fate as a comfort dragon
>[]Wait...I wanna try something 1d20+magic (Green touch)

>>1315244
Eeeeeeyyyy start with a bang.

>>1315244
Oh my how l-lewd

>>1315244
May gives the BEST massages~

I sigh, and lay back as Yvette sits down behind me as I continue to look at my own reflection in the mirror, while her's gets cut off just under her eyes. Yeah guess I should just give into my fate of being a comfort dragon, ever since I went through this...er second change she's been really...really affectionate and cuddly. I think she was worried about me, hell I know she was but it put her motherly side into overdrive and even if I could've done anything with that splitting headache I don't think she would've let me.

Besides, despite her being partially made out of bark, she's actually quite soft and...well I've fallen asleep next to her more than once already, so this isn't bad. Not at all.

"Hehe, is someone grumpy?" Yvette says, reveling in the new power she has over me, I just smirk "or do you still have that headache...should I let go?"

"Nah" I say, looking up at her as she smiles like a kid in a candystore, and instantly begins to brush and run her hands through my hair, trying to get it back under control and uh...clean the blood that's been stuck to it since the new horns grew in

I shudder and close my eyes, remembering that god awful sensation when they broke through my skin. Never going to get used to that

"They don't still hurt do they?" She asks, stopping her hands around them as I look at my reflection again and smile....yeah I like this picture in front of me right now but something is missing

"No, its fine, besides last time this happened I had to hurt alone, didn't really have anyone to pamper me while I was screaming bloody murder" I laugh as Yvette frowns

"Not even your mother or jamie?" She asks, frowning a bit deeper as I shrug

"Well, they helped where they could, but you kind of" I say frowning as I try to find out what's wrong with my reflection, besides the new kickass horn "Well you gave me luxury I guess"

"Well I can't help it" She says, hugging me from behind as she yawns again "I just can't seeing someone I love hurt"

"Need some water?" I ask, as she lets go of me, letting me lean closer to see what's making my reflection feel wrong

"Yeah" She groans she stumbles back to her "bed" nearly tipping over before she roots herself in the ground.

I smile, shaking my head as I turn back to my own face, touching my horns.....wouldn't they'd look better with a few gems? I mean don't crowns usually have gems, they feel kind of bare and plain and what the hell am I saying? I don't like stuff like that but....it'd look nice wouldn't it.

I shake my head, and speed dial my sister, hearing her yawn and sigh as I remember she's probably still tired since its cloudy today

"huuuh? Sis, what do you need? I'm a little tired so I may not be good for" She says, yawning and cutting herself off "Conversation right now"

"Oh I was just wondering if you knew anything about horn care" I say, grabbing one of new small, antler like ones forming my "Crown" "Since I, you know grew a few more"
cont

>>1315359

"Uh, lemme think, I know you have to clean them with soap" She says, sounding really fucking tired "I know...the people at the spa could tell you more since I don't have horns, can't really help much unless you want me to get you a magazine for dragon girls, I know there's a few good ones out there but"

"they're for girly girls and mostly deal with wings and fashion right?" I ask angrily as she laughs tiredly

"yeah...you guessed right sis...sorry may but I need to" She says, snoring with a hiss as I hear her thud down on the otherside and someone gasp

"Ah...shit well, cya around Pam" I say weakly as I hang up and turn back to Yvette and why the hell is she half asleep now? I tilt my head, seeing her slumping over as she's sprayed with ice cold water....is it just an eye of the storm sort of thing or.

Wait, she only woke up after she touched me....so maybe it isn't her or that weird field of fuck around me but my touch?

I frown, and feeling really stupid raise my hand at her like I expect it to do something
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20+1= SUCCESS+ crit
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And it does! weird shapes glow on the back of my hands like the tattooed runes Yvette has all over her skin and carved into her bark, but its a light green instead of her baby blue.

And then Yvette is surrounded by tall grass and flowers of all kind. I laugh as she wakes up fully with a start, and see all that shit around her move as she struggles to see through it, panicking a bit and making a lot of the same noises I used to hear when I....but cuter and less scared, more confused than anything actually. Then she starts laughing with me

"Oh so that's how it happened, I guess you found a way to keep me perky, eh May, this is amazing! how did you do this?" She asks cheerfully as I tilt my hand, looking at my scale covered palm and clawed fingers as a few stray thoughts give me a few....naughty thoughts, mischievous and mean

what do I do?
[] Try to turn them back to normal
[] See what it does to Yvette!
[] Go and cause a bit of trouble with this magic
[] Joke about it, and confidently state I'm a better wizard than annie
[] call annie and tell her
[] call all my friends and show of
[] Hold on a second (go out and test it on another plant girl to make sure its safe)
[] godammit, I've become a...a gardener! looks like mum was right about one thing
[] Holy...do you know what I can do with this Yvette? the possibilities! *wicked grin*
[]Hmm, guess I've changed the legend a bit, hehe
[] Are they sure I'm nidhoggr
[] Freak the fuck out
[] write in

>>1315423
>[] Joke about it, and confidently state I'm a better wizard than annie
>[] Hold on a second (go out and test it on another plant girl to make sure its safe)
>[] godammit, I've become a...a gardener! looks like mum was right about one thing
>[] Holy...do you know what I can do with this Yvette? the possibilities! *wicked grin*

>>1315423
>[]See what it does to Yvette!
>[] Are they sure I'm nidhoggr

>>1315423
>[] See what it does to Yvette!
[] godammit, I've become a...a gardener! looks like mum was right about one thing
[] Are they sure I'm nidhoggr

>>1315423
>[] Holy...do you know what I can do with this Yvette? the possibilities! *wicked grin*
>[] See what it does to Yvette!
>[] Are they sure I'm nidhoggr

>>1315423
>[] See what it does to Yvette!
>[] godammit, I've become a...a gardener! looks like mum was right about one thing
>[] Are they sure I'm nidhoggr

>>1315423
>[] Holy...do you know what I can do with this Yvette? the possibilities! *wicked grin*
>[] See what it does to Yvette!
>[] Are they sure I'm nidhoggr
>[] Hold on a second (go out and test it on another plant girl to make sure its safe)
>[] See what it does to Yvette!

I am hearing possible Spa days. Spa Days for Monster Girls sounds wonderful. Lets drag Rowan, Annie, Carla and anyone else into this!

"Holy hell did you see that Yvette!" I chuckle, watching the light fade back into my scales as I hold my claws up and grin, looking it over trying to figure out how the hell I just did that "Holy...do you know what I can do with this Yvette! The possibilities!"

"Uh, maybe calm down a little honey, I mean its really cool and all but maybe don't take it beyond gardening just yet" She says nervously under all the stuff I just GREW around her

"Goddammit, I've become a" I laugh even louder, holding my stomach as I lean against the drooping couch I've been sleeping on while Yvette's been taking care of me "a gardener! Seems like mum was right about one thing"

Yvette loses her shit, laughing more than I've ever heard her before, but that might be because she's coming down from this magic high or maybe she just really like my joke. I don't care which it is, cause I love hearing her this awake for once, its amazing!

"Oh, well look on the bright side may" She giggles as she manages to push her way through the wall of grass and flowers surrounding her to look out at me again "Now you can take care of me to, I've been needing a few helping hands to prune my leaves and keep my bark smooth for sooo long"

"Are they sure I'm nidhoggr" I ask, still struggling not to laugh as Yvette strides up to me, her shadow falling on me as she drips and makes a puddle on the floor from her watering, her oval shaped leaves glistening with drops of the stuff as her amber eyes shine happily as she looks down at me "Cause I'm pretty sure he did the exact opposite to plants, like I usually do"

She puts a hand on my shoulder and another, as she lowers a bit to look me in the eyes

"No, I think you just got sick of making me...sick" She says happily, hugging me as a thought runs through my head

if it did that too some grass, what would it do to Yvvy? I smirk mischievously as she sighs

"And well, maybe somehow that changed your legend or something, I mean I can't say for sure since I know nothing about it" she sighs, laying against me as I slowly creep my hand up "HEY! maybe we can ask annie or that griffon girl later? I mean they know a lot more than either of us and"

Her beaming grin fades into an awkward smile as her face turns bright red, her tattoos glowing blue as she glances down at her chest as I grope it, trying not to dig my claws in

"M...may what are you" She ask nervously "are ...so forward"

And then I start feeling crushed as she yelps, her already long and untrimmed mane of leaves growing like a wild woman's hair, covering most of her face as it cascades down her body like a water fall. Which is a shame because it hides what this...magic? touch of mine did

"MAY!" She yells at me as I laugh, messing with her some more "Why would you do that..I feel so much heavier now and I can't see a thing....I thought you were"
cont

>>1315570

"What?" I ask dully as she glares at me, her eye shining like fire "Besides I just wanted to see what would happen to ya, and its nothing bad right? I mean sure you could probably be mistaken for a cow girl right now, but I hey, more of you for me to enjoy right"

She stammers, turning bright red as I cackle and decide I'll lay off her since...well I don't want to be me...well only a little.

"Hey, chin up, I'm just messing with ya, but maybe don't let jamie see you like this, she might get a little jealous" I sneer as she bites her lips, turning even redder as her tattoos begin to glow brightly

"tu..turn me back" She says, trying her best to sound stern "I can't stand all this..all these leaves"

"Well I think they look good on ya, yv" I say, leaning against her as she turns away bashfully and...wait, I blink to make sure I'm seeing this right, but why is she glowing so...oh god its hurting my eyes!

What do I do?
[] Cover my eyes, and go on a trip to another world *briefly* with her 1d20+durability
[] Bite her to see if it makes her stop
[] Maybe just kiss her instead
[] Counteract the growth with wilting! 1d20+magic (aura of wilting)
[] Roar at the magic to make it fuck off! 1d20+magic (Tyrant's roar)
[] Hug her tightly
[] write in

Rolled 13 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1315594
>[] Cover my eyes, and go on a trip to another world *briefly* with her 1d20+durability
>[] Bite her to see if it makes her stop
>[] Maybe just kiss her instead
>[] Hug her tightly
Try everything!

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1315594
>[] Cover my eyes, and go on a trip to another world *briefly* with her 1d20+durability

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1315594
>[] Roar at the magic to make it fuck off! 1d20+magic (Tyrant's roar)

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1315594
>[] Cover my eyes, and go on a trip to another world *briefly* with her 1d20+durability

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1315594
>[] Cover my eyes, and go on a trip to another world *briefly* with her 1d20+durability
>[] Hug her tightly

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1315594
>[] Cover my eyes, and go on a trip to another world *briefly* with her 1d20+durability
>[] Bite her to see if it makes her stop
>[] Maybe just kiss her instead
>[] Hug her tightly

Its like I'm staring into the sun or an atom bomb's blast. It feels like it should be hurting me but it isn't, there's no heat or pain just...a soft kind of feeling like someone's wrapped a cold blanket all around me after a day of running and getting my ass kicked. And my eyes do feel like I just got a flashlight shoved in my face. Something weird and magical is happening, but I don't....feel like I'm in danger. not sure what's happening but I'm sure as hell not going to let go of her if something weird is going on. Fuck it if I get hurt, I deserve it cause I put some magic into her.

I hug her close as she starts to breath quickly, panicking and scared of whats happening. But she starts to calm down, hugging me back like a favorite stuffed animal. I can feel her calming down as the blackness I'm seeing is replaced with the brightest light I've ever seen/

I grit my teeth, and lay against her.

and then it slowly fades away, and nothing feels different, and I'm pretty sure I'm not dead cause I can still feel her breathing on my face, and chest. Slowly I open my eyes back up, still barely able to see a thing that isn't a blurred mess of bullshit. But it begins to clear, as Yvette continues to sound a little panicky and afraid. She's probably just stressed out at whatever just happened to her.

What do I see?
[] Broken halls and rusted weapons all around us, clutched by dust covered skeletons *Valhalla/ Midgard*
[] the biggest fucking trees I've ever seen *Arcadia*
[] I...I don't know, its a bunch of random bullshit! (the realms of chaos)
[] Bunch of boring looking crystal things (Realm of order)
[] an Empty plain of grey rock, fire, weird fleshy stuff *Hell!* (VERY DANGEROUS)
[] Wait....why the hell are we in a street? (Ultra super nova!)
[] An empty throne (Mt Olympus)
[] write in (Where)

Yvette has unlocked her
[world crossing] Ability due to excess energy!

>>1315677
>[] Wait....why the hell are we in a street? (Ultra super nova!)

>>1315677
[] Broken halls and rusted weapons all around us, clutched by dust covered skeletons *Valhalla/ Midgard*

>>1315677
>[] Broken halls and rusted weapons all around us, clutched by dust covered skeletons *Valhalla/ Midgard*

>>1315677
>[] An empty throne (Mt Olympus)

>>1315677
>[] Broken halls and rusted weapons all around us, clutched by dust covered skeletons *Valhalla/ Midgard*

You have no idea how tempted I was to choose ultra supernova

>>1315677
>[] Broken halls and rusted weapons all around us, clutched by dust covered skeletons *Valhalla/ Midgard*

>[] A place that may once have been a beautiful, almost unnatural grove. Now, you stand in a circle of withered shrooms, with not but grey ash between you and the wider circle of gnarled, dead trees and blackened, twisted brambles. And yet, even in death, you can feel the quiet, unshakeable majesty of this place. *Unseelie Realm* (Hold onto your fucking asses, kiddies)

>>1315677
[] Broken halls and rusted weapons all around us, clutched by dust covered skeletons *Valhalla/ Midgard*

and me. I blink, trying to figure out what's wrong with my eyes as I realize I'm not in our room anymore unless she just summoned some kind of burial yard from under our feet. Because all around the both of us are a bunch of dust covered skeletons, a few falling apart, a few already in pieces, laying among rusted weapons and broken, rotted shields and rusted pieces of armor and tattered, moth eaten furs. I grip Yvette tighter, my heart skipping a beat as she sniffles, and holds onto me shaking like she's just woken up from a bad dream. I just stare at all the bones around me, and quickly realize about half of them don't look like anything near human at all.

They're bigger and...wrong, but familiar somehow, But I can't tell how exactly, since well...they're just a bunch of bones. Sunlight is drappling in from a hole in the stone walls, falling over us. I look up, my tail swishing around me and my girl protectively as I look up and realize where we are as I see the carvings above our heads, in the side of a rafter that has collasped, nearly on my head.

Like someone took a knife to it

"Is it over" Yvette asks meekly, hugging me even closer

What do I do?
[] Cover her eyes
[] LOOT EVERYTHING roll 1d20+shards of fate
[]....tell her I think we ended up in valhalla somehow
[] quickly ask her to do that again to get us out of here!
[] WAIT, I CAN FIND MY OWN CORPSE! roll 1d20+guile
[] Lead her out of this grim place before I tell her yes
[] Tell her I think and just sit here for awhile
[] Ask if she wants to explore a....seemingly dead world with me
[] ....wonder how long mead can last for
[] write in
>>1315738
ooh, going to use this

>>1315770
>[] I am going to touch [i]everything[/i] *Delsin intensifies*

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1315770
>[]....tell her I think we ended up in valhalla somehow
[] LOOT EVERYTHING roll 1d20+shards of fate
[] WAIT, I CAN FIND MY OWN CORPSE! roll 1d20+guile
[] ....wonder how long mead can last for

>>1315770
>[] Lead her out of this grim place before I tell her yes
>[] Ask if she wants to explore a....seemingly dead world with me

Rolled 17, 14 = 31 (2d20)

>>1315770
>[] LOOT EVERYTHING roll 1d20+shards of fate
>[]....tell her I think we ended up in valhalla somehow
>[] WAIT, I CAN FIND MY OWN CORPSE! roll 1d20+guile
>[] Ask if she wants to explore a....seemingly dead world with me
>[] ....wonder how long mead can last for

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1315770
>[] LOOT EVERYTHING roll 1d20+shards of fate

>>1315770
>[]....tell her I think we ended up in valhalla somehow

>>1315770
>[]....tell her I think we ended up in valhalla somehow
>[] Tell her I think and just sit here for awhile
>[] Ask if she wants to explore a....seemingly dead world with me

Rolled 3, 7 = 10 (2d20)

>>1315770
>[] WAIT, I CAN FIND MY OWN CORPSE! roll 1d20+guile
>[] LOOT EVERYTHING roll 1d20+shards of fate
>[]....tell her I think we ended up in valhalla somehow

>>1315770
>[] See if you can find Odin. Laugh at the old bastard if you do.

"Uuuh" I say, slowing looking over all of the ruined hall, at all the broken corpses, tables, shields and...well hall, its a real mess but I can see that it used to look nice and comfortable once, it should considering what it is "I think we ended up in Valhalla somehow"

"WAIT" Yvette screams as she opens her eyes "Oh no no, did...did I kill us oh god if we're here than that means we're"

"No no, I don't think we were fighting" I say calmly as she stops talking and grabs my hand as fast as she can, holding onto me and trying to stay as close to me as she can....yeah she's scared out of her mind right now "So we wouldn't have ended up here....I think we just....sort of dropped in"

"Well that still isn't good" She says gripping my hand tighter "How are we going to get back"

"Not sure, but I'm pretty sure I can...recreate what brought us here" I say grinning as I wiggle my fingers teasingly.

Yvette just turns away, looking mad but still blushing furiously.

"I hope you're right" She pouts "I don't want to be stuck in an...a dead place like this, it just feels, wrong"

"Yeah I know what you mean, but it could be worse, could've only been one of us" I laugh as I walk away to a skeleton that still has a beard, that's pinned to a wall by a massive trunk like spear, still clinging a broken blade in his hand "And hey, at least we have eachother to talk to if we get stuck here"

"Uuuuh" She groans, sitting down on an intact bench, looking at me so she doesn't have to look at what's around her "Well just don't touch anything, we might be norse legends, but that doesn't mean we can't get cursed or"

"Oh no I'm looting EVERYthing" I say, casually ripping the sword out of the viking's dead hand, making him turn to dust as I turn around, grinning as I watch Yvvy cover her mouth, looking like she expects me to explode or something

"Whhhhy?" She asks, facepalming as I walk over to another one, grabbing the cool looking hammer necklace he's wearing "You're literally stealing from the dead right now, May come on, this is dangerous"

"Yeah" I say shrugging, as I turn my phone on and Holy shit I still have service?! are you fucking serious!? godamn I'm paying good money for this, jesus! "it might be, and I want souvenirs so fuck it"

"I'm going to have to save you from yourself aren't I?" She sighs as she walks up to me as I try and see if any of these guys had gold on them, still holding the sword like a bat on my shoulder....Oooh, this guy went out drinking

"Sorry, borrowing this forever" I say, grabbing the drinking horn from his hand "and yeah you probably will"

"You...really have no respect for people you don't know, don't you" Yvvy sighs heavily as she realizes just telling me no won't stop me

"they're not going to use it, and I'm sorry if I'm freaking you out but I at least need to sword" I say, tapping its still sharp blade on my shoulder "Because if there's anyone left here besides us, I'll need something to keep us safe"
cont

>>1315874

"YOU CAN BITE THROUGH STEEL" Yvette yells at me, clenching her hands into fists and beating them into a table as I laugh

"And you're telling me to worry about curse" I sneer as she turns bright red

"Sh...shut the hell up" She huffs, crossing her arms as I turn, and start to step over the fallen archway leading out of the hall "wait May! where are you going"

"Going to find more shit" I say with a cocky grin "No reason to not make the most of this"

"Y..you're not going to leave me right" She asks, scurrying over to me and looking afraid the skeletons are going to rise up for my disrespect and grab her

"No, of course not" I say frowning as she sighs and stands next to me, looking a little less scared now "So, do you want to explore this dead world with me?"

"Sure, just....don't grab too much alright?" She asks, not sounding confident at all that I'll listen
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Rusted, Broken sword added to inventory, Amulet of thor added to inventory

Strange black drinking horn added to special inventory
-

What do I do?
[] just walk with Yvette, teasing her as we walk through the empty hallways
[] Try to find one of the gods 1d20+shard of fate
[] ....wait, do you hear that? it sounds like...someone hitting a metal bat against a fence pole 1d20+guile to find out where the sound is coming from
[] try and use my new magic to....well liven the place up 1d20+magic
[] Roar for no real reason
[] walk out of the hall, and see what I can see/find
[] Keep looting corpses!
[] Say we can try to go back if its freaking her out so much
[] Ask if she thinks we could find our old selves bodies here!
[] pretend to be a viking for shits and giggles
[] write in

>>1315901
[x] ....wait, do you hear that? it sounds like...someone hitting a metal bat against a fence pole 1d20+guile to find out where the sound is coming from
[x] walk out of the hall, and see what I can see/find
[x] Keep looting corpses!
[x] Ask if she thinks we could find our old selves bodies here!

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1315901
>[] just walk with Yvette, teasing her as we walk through the empty hallways
>[] Try to find one of the gods 1d20+shard of fate

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1315901
[] pretend to be a viking for shits and giggles
[] Try to find one of the gods 1d20+shard of fate

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1315917
Whoops

>>1315901
>[] Try to find one of the gods 1d20+shard of fate
>[] Keep looting corpses!
yeah considering may lost a humanity point her wanting to build up a hoard of stuff seems fitting.

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1315934
whoops forgot my roll

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1315901
>[] just walk with Yvette, teasing her as we walk through the empty hallways
>[] Try to find one of the gods 1d20+shard of fate
>[] Ask if she thinks we could find our old selves bodies here!
>[] pretend to be a viking for shits and giggles

>>1315901
[] walk out of the hall, and see what I can see/find
[] Ask if she thinks we could find our old selves bodies here!
[] pretend to be a viking for shits and giggles

"Well" I say turning to the pile of broken skeletons smashed against a wall by a giant log, their weapons laying around them, rusted to the point most of them are just....gone, I shake my head, sighing as I tap my sword on my shoulder. "I don't think these poor bastards have anything good on them anyways"

Yvette smiles and walks as far as she can away from the long,glancing at it warily as I walk besides her.

"This place is so depressing" She says, trying to look straight ahead as I calmly walk over the skeletons lining the hall....really glad I have strong scales, cause I'm pretty sure I broke a few of these old bones right now "I just want to leave as fast as we can, if we can...do you think we can"

"Oh of course" I say, grinning widely, showing off of my fangs "Hey think we can find our old selves corpses"

She looks at me like I just spat in her face and slapped her, stammering before she just shakes her head and sternly says "No, I don't want to go looking for them either"

"Oh don't be like that, we're in valhalla! our eternal reward" I laugh, putting on a real heavy accent "We should enjoy our time! DRINK FIGHT, PARTY! Looking up our pasts is only natural! no reason to fear what took us last time!"

"May please" She says frowning as I laugh

"Ach, don't be a cowardly last, the dragon nidhoggr is here in the form of girl" I laugh, sticking my black tongue out as she she purses her lips so she doesn't crack a smile and start giggling "ahll never let one foul beastie touch ya, lest it be me!"

"May, you're such a nerd" She sighs, patting my head as we walk towards the end of the hall, where its been completely torn away to reveal a golden field

"Ah am not May, ach am Mcnarren the black!" I roar, smacking my chest with the pommel of her sword as she looks down at me, giggling happily as I grin "I'm the dragon reborn once more! TO MAKE MISCHIEF AND BATTLE, AND TA RAID THE WORLD TREE YGGDRASIL OF ITS MIGHTY ROOTS THAT ONCE TRAPPED ME, AND"

"and?" Yv asks as I turn to her and smile, leaning towards her as she leans against the wall

"and" I say, trying to think of how to say this vikingly "Well, ach don't know, mayhaps just laze around in comfort"

"Awww, how boring" She chuckles as I laugh and turn around and

....did I just run into someone. It feels like I just walked face first into someone's chest.

I glance up and see a fucking massive son of a bitch, taller than me by far, and even taller than Carla, Jamie AND Yvette.

He's wearing flowing cloak and old armor, his flowing red hair looking like rust as his beard hangs over my head. Standing next to him is a blonde man with a mustache, dressed similar to him

Yvette gasps in surprise as the man slowly pushes me back and turns to his brother laughing.

They say something I can't understand, but then I can

"Ah, Brother it seems we have some fresh company" He says chuckling as he glances at me "after so many years"

maybe they're friendly

>>1316069

"Gods? But aren't you guys... dead? And... well the world didn't end so..."

"And why the fuck aren't you some kind of monster girls?"

>>1316069
>[] Yo, sup fuckers, why's everyone dead?

>>1316069
aaaand you two are?

>>1316069

"Aye, two fine maidens made from nothing maiden like all" the other laughs, my eyes widening as I see what the two of them are holding....a silvery hammer, a small one but I know what it is! Thor's hammer "he who brought ragnarok and the tree that fell when it started"

"Oh don't be so rude, mayhaps they know not what they are" the red headed one says looking down at me with a smirk "We should introduce ourselves first, it'd only be polite, no reason to talk of what these two lost maidens know not"

"T...th, actual gods, there are two actual gods standing in front of us right now, Uh...this isn't just a dream right May?" Yvette asks, gripping my hand as tightly as she can

"Æsir' the blong one says "And we're real as any day, survived the finale one"


"Ach, only us men though" the red head sighs "Well at least till...ya know"

"Everything started coming back" Blondie laughs "but...ya can't really woo a gal who used to be your grandfather"

"ach ye can't, its just wrong, but" The red haired one says smiling "Names Magni, this is my brother"

"Mooi, we're off the few Æsir who lived through the mess your old self caused....not sure if we're to die and rise again before it happens again though" Blondie sighs

"Don't just say that outright, you'll scare them" Magni snorts, smiling as he glances at me

"Sorry, already taken" I say calmly as the light fades from his eyes

"Oh, I wasn't" he begins before his brother laughs

"Ah trying to take uncles old place of fucking strange things are ya brother" Mooi laughs, sneering as Magni snorts

"Well, perhaps I may win your" He begins before Yvette raises her hand "yes? Yggdrasil in a woman's body?"

"Uh, we're kind of dating" She says as they look at eachother confused, Making me facepalm and yvette sigh "It means I'm the one she...she's mine"

"....Don't think you can fight the world tree" Mooi cackles as Magni sighs

"Ach, figures the first woman we see who isn't related to us is ....well taken by another, what a cruel twist of face" He sighs hanging his head.

"Well, least we don't have to worry bout getting her under her again' Mooi laughs, his brother joining in with him as Yvette blushes furiously

What do I do?
[] Ask them how the hell they're alive
[] Wait....do you think I'll cause Ragnarok again
[]....nice hammer, can I see that real quick
[] Ask who they are
[] Man, this got awkward real fast
[] Introduce myself and Yvette
[] Wait, didn't all the norse gods die?
[] Punch Magni in the face 1d20+str
[] ask who else is here
[] Ask if they can show us around a bit
[] .....how much did you hear before I walked into you
[] Yeah, can you maybe shut up before I make you?
[] write in

>>1316120
>[] Man, this got awkward real fast
>[] Introduce myself and Yvette
>[] Ask who they are
>>1316121
this too probably

>>1316120

"You two... are ghosts aren't ya? Because I don't see any golden apples around here nor food. And I know for sure norse gods needs those two things to not die."

>>1316120
[] Ask them how the hell they're alive
[] Wait....do you think I'll cause Ragnarok again
[] Ask who they are
[] Man, this got awkward real fast
[] Introduce myself and Yvette
[] Wait, didn't all the norse gods die?

>>1316120
>[] Ask them how the hell they're alive
>[] Ask who they are
>[] Introduce myself and Yvette
>[] Wait, didn't all the norse gods die?
>[] ask who else is here
>[] Ask if they can show us around a bit
>[] .....how much did you hear before I walked into you
>[] Ask if they know where your old body is.

>>1316120
[] Ask them how the hell they're alive
[] Wait....do you think I'll cause Ragnarok again
[] Ask who they are
[] Man, this got awkward real fast
[] Introduce myself and Yvette
[] Wait, didn't all the norse gods die?
[] ask who else is here
[] Ask if they can show us around a bit
[] .....how much did you hear before I walked into you

>>1316145
>[] Ask if they know where your old body is.
This too.

>>1316120
>[] I know a few girls who'd probably be REAL taken by a couple of strong, manly man sorts like yourselves, though. *Because bringing men to a Legends club cannot POSSIBLY end bad*

>>1316120
>>[] Ask them how the hell they're alive
>>[] Ask who they are
>>[] Introduce myself and Yvette
>>[] Wait, didn't all the norse gods die?
>>[] ask who else is here
>>[] Ask if they can show us around a bit
>>[] .....how much did you hear before I walked into you?

>>1316153
If Yvette can get them to our world? Sure.

>>1316162

I think that would turn them into monster girls or into girls at the very least. If Coyote of all beings ended a monster girl these two don't have much choice about that.

>>1316167
But at least they'd have someone to fuck.

>>1316120
>[] Ask them how the hell they're alive
>[] Wait....do you think I'll cause Ragnarok again
>[]....nice hammer, can I see that real quick
>[] Ask who they are
>[] Wait, didn't all the norse gods die?
>[] .....how much did you hear before I walked into you


I leave for a few hours and we go from cuddling to talking to a pair of Æsir and probably stealing Mjolnir. Fuck I love this quest.

>>1316167
I see no problems with this course of events.

>>1316120
I don't care what we do I just want to poke at our old bones

"Okay, wait" I say, stabbing my sword into the ground as Magni's eye twitches as he notices it "How the hell are you two alive? didn't ragnarok kind of wipe everything out, including all the norse gods?"

"Ha, sutr's flames left a few places alive, but well" Mooi sighs, glancing at his brother who closes his eyes and hangs his head

"Nothing to fill them, in the end for us, six of the Æsir lived on" He groans glancing at the ceiling "And they were all men"

"Aye, only six of us!" Mooi says nodding "And not a woman among them"

"Not even a valkaryie!" Magni shouts "and Being alone with no...gentler company for some many years is"

"I believe the allfather said it was "Being blue balled for Millennia!" Mooi sighs

"Whatever that means" Magni says with a haunted look in his eye "and I have not been liking the look in Baldr's eyes of late, when the sun falls and the mead'

"Lets not think of Baldr now brother" Mooi says quickly

Yvette chuckles as I tilt my head, trying to figure out who the hell these two are and how they're still here

"No I mean, wouldn't there be no food and golden apples to keep you going?" I ask tilting my head "Also who the hell are you two?"

"Ah, a fiery one" Magni says with a snort "well if you're to be so rude....well we're the sons of the thunder god"

"Aye, without our dear sister" Mooi says hanging her head

"We thought it was a curse, when we survived without her" Magni sighs "but what do we know?

"AND how are you still kicking?" I ask again, angrily

"Listen, all we've had to eat until grandfather returned to us were apples and the same boar" Mooi says "it was not a pleasant time, I assure you"

"At least we still had mead" Magni says happily "now, what are you doing grave robin Nidhoggr? Or are ya that cursed dwarf?"

I feel Yvette's judging glare on the back of my head as she clenches my hand so sternly it actually hurts.

"I'm May Mcnarren, and yeah I was nidhoggr or am" I yawn "and this is Yvette"

"Also known as Yggdrasil, and I tried to stop her from looting but" She says, tugging on my arm

"What?" I say huffing as magni and mooi sigh

"A dragon is a dragon I suppose" they say in unison

"But still, the dead deserve their little...treasures" Magnis says softly, but I can tell he's pissed

What do I do?
[] flip him off
[] Smash the sword on the wall to spite him
[] sigh and drop what I took 1d20+will
[] Offer them a wager, I give this back if they manage to beat me, they give me their papa's hammer if I win!
[] Wait, Odin came back? I thought it was only monsters
[] Look, you want beef with me, leave her out of this
[] Ignore them and walk outside to see what's up
[]...why isn't the boar a monster girl yet?
[] hey wanna see a magic trick? 1d20+ magic (green touch)
[] how do we get back home
[] Try and sweet talk them into letting me keep it
[] Angrily tell them I've wanted a weapon like this for years, they're not taking this from me!
[] write in

>>1316186
>[] We can discuss that once we see what old-me left behind for me-me. At the very least I want a bomb-ass sword, even if I have to fashion one from the old-me's claws.

>>1316186
>[] Offer them a wager, I give this back if they manage to beat me, they give me their papa's hammer if I win!
>[] Wait, Odin came back? I thought it was only monsters
>[] Look, you want beef with me, leave her out of this
>[]...why isn't the boar a monster girl yet?

This is a terrible idea but I want that heavy ass hammer! And it might give us lightning powers if the last few decade of comics and movies have had any effect on it.

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Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1316186
>[] hey wanna see a magic trick? 1d20+ magic (green touch)

>>1316198
Seconding this as well

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>>1316207
Pepe! I have failed you!

>>1316186
>[] Wait, Odin came back? I thought it was only monsters
>[] Look, you want beef with me, leave her out of this
>[]...why isn't the boar a monster girl yet?

And this
>>1316198

If we need to reroll, sure. But lets try diplomacy.

>>1316186

"Eh... wait are you saying Odin is a girl now?"

"You lazy fucks if you were so damn bored why didn't you bury the copses?"

"Wait a minute... don't think I didn't notice that's Thor Hammer, if none of you two are Thor, then you stole from the dead first!"

Whisper "I think these two are ghosts who haunt this place. And they are liars, that's Thor hammer!"

>>1316207
Reroll to not fuck up in front of the gods or ghosts of gods, they won't give us the hammer if they aren't impressed.

>>1316226
Agreed

>>1316186

>[] Wait, Odin came back? I thought it was only monsters
>[] Look, you want beef with me, leave her out of this
>[]...why isn't the boar a monster girl yet?

>[] Isn't that Thor's Hammer? What were you saying about stealing from the dead again?

>[] "You lazy fucks if you were so damn bored why didn't you bury the copses?"

Something is really fishy here...

>>1316226
you don't have to worry literally no one else voted for it

>>1316218
>>1316239

I mean Magni and Módi did inherit thor's hammer after he got fucking Jormungandred

>>1316186
>[] Offer them a wager, I give this back if they manage to beat me, they give me their papa's hammer if I win!
>[] Wait, Odin came back? I thought it was only monsters
>[] Look, you want beef with me, leave her out of this
>[]...why isn't the boar a monster girl yet?

>>1316186
>[] Isn't that Thor's Hammer? What were you saying about stealing from the dead again?
>[] We can discuss that once we see what old-me left behind for me-me. At the very least I want a bomb-ass sword, even if I have to fashion one from the old-me's claws.
>[] Wait, Odin came back? I thought it was only monsters

Also fashioning a weapon out of our previous corpse sounds super metal.

>>1316257
It still makes the rest of our actions worse

Also, these are not acting like Norse ghosts

>>1316258
You learn something new every day

>>1316266
I thought it was common knowledge

>>1316258

That's not how the story goes, only one god is supposed to survive Ragnarock. The depressed as fuck one with the swird because all his friends and family are dead.

Hence these guys are hidding something and are grave robbers too. Plus THRY DID NOT BURY OR GIVE FUNERALS TO THE DEAD!

>>1316258
So these two (supposedly) survived canon Ragnarok? Neat.

>>1316272
No, Magni and Modi survive as well. They are said to survive in the stories of Ragnarok

>>1316278

No, the two others who survive are a human boy and a human girl; not gods.

>>1316286
>Apart from his role after Ragnarök, there is nothing we know about Móði
Straight from wikipedia saying that he does stuff after Ragnarok. Two humans survive as well as Thor's 2 sons and 1 daughter

>>1316258

Oh look we are bored as fuck because no women, let's not give proper rites to the dead and stay locked up amongst copses!

"HEY!" I growl pushing myself in front of Yvette and against Magni's chest as he glares down at me and Modi just smirks " If you want beef with me at least leave her out of it"

"You know, you don't seem so might now, Nidhogr" He says coldly "give the dead back their possesions, before blood must be spilt"

"Oh piss off" I say huffing as his eyes narrow "also odin's back? I thought only monsters came back"

"We were surprised to" Modi says angrily "We don't know why you're a maiden now or why she is as well, we just know the world started again without us"

"Aye, and apparently little has changed if you're still so ill tempered" Magni huffs glaring down at me as Yvette sigh

"Please just calm down you two really don't have to" She tries to say before I hiss at the big bastard

"Why hasn't the boar turned into a monster girl yet" I ask

"....How should we know? Obviously some mischief has turn you two and the all father into women, why would the same happen for the boar?" Magni asks angrily, pressing his chest...er stomach into my chest

"...Oh, so that's what odin meant when he was" Modi says turning a little pale "Hmm, Mayhaps we should stay"

"Oh you two don't know" Yvette says cheerfully as I bare my teeth and growl, locking eyes with Magni

"Look, we can tear eachother's throats out late, all I want is a bomb ass sword at the very least, even if I have to fashion one from the old me's claws?" I say, glaring at him as his eyes narrow

"and why should we lead you? You were not exactly a friend of our kin" He says coldly

"We should probably break them up" Yvette says nervously as Modi sighs

"Well, she hasn't exactly been kind" He says calmly

What do I do?
[] Find my corpse myself
[] continue insulting Magni
[] Accuse him of being a fake!
[] Relent
[] CHEAP SHOT 1d100
[] Smack him with my tail 1d20+might
[] TYRANT'S ROAR 1d20+magic
[] Hey....wonder what would happen if we brought them back to earth
[] write in

>>1316272
Actually
these two, Víðarr and Váli survive it. Baldr and Höðr return from hel as well, two humans survive to bang humanity back into existence, and the sun has a daughter

>>1316286
Then you have only read an incomplete version of the story, cause six gods fucking live to play chest forever

>>1316294
Funeral pyre

that's why there are so many skeletons in the hall, instead of outside. Some died in the hall, other's were brought there. Somethings survived the fire because of magic/ low temperatures at some points as the thing wasn't exactly meant to be burned at an even temperature

>>1316311
>[] Find my corpse myself
>[] Hey....wonder what would happen if we brought them back to earth

>>1316311
>[] Find my corpse myself
>[] Hey....wonder what would happen if we brought them back to earth

>>1316311
>>[] Find my corpse myself
>[] Hey....wonder what would happen if we brought them back to earth

>>1316311
>[] Find my corpse myself
>[] Relent

>>1316311
>[] Look, if I give you the shitty sword back, will you take me to old-me's corpse?
>[] We know where you can find a LOT of women who have not had hope for a man in a while. Strong women, too.

>>1316311

>[] Find my corpse myself
>[] Hey....wonder what would happen if we brought them back to earth

"Hell no, I am not going back to let Odin ride on my back thank you." The eight legged centaur girl says."Besides someone has to stop my sister from eating everyone and from trying to eat the sun."

"Yeah, no reason to be when you're both being ass" I snort, pushing my way past the two giant men, walking down into the golden fields that are surprisingly entirely empty of anything besides a few massive skeletons larger than anything I've ever seen....like seriously some of these things are bigger than mountains and I don't even want to think what those ribs over on the horizon could've belonged to, because they're massive "Now I'm going to find myself myself, come on Yvvy"

"Sorry, excuse me" she says as she pushes past the two gods to get into the field "Uh no hard feelings, she's just a little"

"She's a dragon, its to be expected" Magni says coldly

"Its in her nature, nothing that can be changed" Modi says as I keep walking away "But try not to get lost"

"and you say she's rude" Yvette says under her breath "asshole

"Tch, maybe the world wouldn't be burned again if they do" Magni grumbles, as Yvette sighs

"Just ignore them May they're gods" She says, glancing at me as I sigh and smile

"Yeah and I wonder what would happen to them if we brought them to earth!" I say, loud enough for them to hear "Since it did this to all of us"

"...mayhaps brother we don't anger the woman connected to all worlds now" I hear modi says as I walk away laughing

"Honestly, it'd be a bit of an improvement, might bring them down to earth a bit" Yvette sighs "So....any idea where we're going"

"Hell no, I just hope they don't hound me for the sword until I find my body" I snort, looking down at the rolling hills with a sigh

"....haaa, we're going to be stuck here for ever" She whimpers, leaning against me as we walk together

roll 1d20+shards of fate

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1316374
Dice don't fail me now!!!

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1316374
Oh, hey, what's that over there?

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1316374

>>1316374

Do we really needs shards of fate to find something so big? Is not like norse mythology had that many dragons.

Rolled 12 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1316374
A hunting we shall go.

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1316374

>>1316388
We are finding our corpes from millenia ago. It is very important and has ties to our destiny. Hence, the shards

A few hours later
-
"Look I'm just saying, we should probably try and find our way home before it gets too late" Yvette sighs, sitting down and pouting, looking a little less endowed than usual due to the fact we've been walking for all day now looking for the old me "And I know you don't want to have to stay with those two for the night"

"yeah, cause there'd be a fight, and lets look a little longer, not like there's anything out here that can hurt us" I snort, wiping my nose as I grab my girlfriend's legs a bit higher, as she rides me on my back

"Haa! don't grab my thighs so tightly, they're still squishy" She whines as I just keep walking "And Magni and Modi are here, I'd say they're pretty dangerous"

"And did they follow us?" I ask, glancing back at her 'No, they didn't"

"Because they think you're going to give that sword back when you find yourself...I think" Yvette sighs "Sorry I'm making you carry me like this, May, but I just"

"I know, you got tired, its fine" I say cheerfully as I keep walking along "Besides not like I'm tired yet"

"You aren't? But you've been carrying me for hours!" She shouts, sounding amazed "I didn't know you were that tough may"

"Hard as nails" I cackle as I keep carrying her along "Besides, not like I mind being under you"

"....You are really lucky those two aren't around to hear that" She says as I realize what I just said and curse under my breath, walking a bit faster towards a larger hill "oh, did you get embarressed again?"

"Shut up" I groan as I turn my head towards the horizon, sitting down on the top of the cliff, letting Yvette lay against my back with a sigh "finally"

"Are we just going to sleep here?" She asks weakly as I shake my head

"No, I need to find my corpse" I say angrily and stubbornly, trying to stand as she holds me down "then we can try to get back home"

"Gaaah, its been hours, just stop may, you're going to run yourself ragged" She yawns, trying to pull me down to hold me and cuddle with me "just...lay down and"

I gasp, as I notice a glint of white in the distance, and black. I stand up, dragging Yvette groaning back to her knees as I see A massive dragon's corpse sitting on the edge of a distant cliff, its claw hanging down the side, like it had died reaching for the sky.

....I frown deeply as I notice the rusted chains all wrapped around my own....my old body. Like it had been dragged...I had been dragged down and killed like that.

"What?" Yvette groans "did you see it"

"YES!" I shout, feeling sad for some reason

"REALLY!?" She gasps as I rush for the cliff

what do I do?
[] go there alone and reflect
[] just run up there and loot what I need
[] Smash the old thing up
[] Grab one of the old scales to give to Yvette
[] Try and figure out how I died
[] Man, poor me, I'd pour one out but....well I don't have any beer
[] write in

>>1316441
[] go there alone and reflect
[] Grab one of the old scales to give to Yvette
[] Try and figure out how I died

>>1316441
>[] Grab one of the old scales to give to Yvette
>[] Try and figure out how I died
>[] Man, poor me, I'd pour one out but....well I don't have any beer


>....I frown deeply as I notice the rusted chains all wrapped around my own....my old body. Like it had been dragged...I had been dragged down and killed like that.

I'm unfamiliar with the actual story of Ragnarok, but this makes me mad. Maybe stab an Aesir or two on the way out.

>>1316441
>[] go there alone and reflect
>[] Try and figure out how I died
>[] Man, poor me, I'd pour one out but....well I don't have any beer
>Then loot us
>[] Grab one of the old scales to give to Yvette

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1316441
>[] You just wanted to see the sky, man. It'd been so long...you just wanted to feel the wind on your face, and dance through the clouds. You were a fucking dragon...so dark...so lonely. And only that fucking squirrel for company...is it any wonder you went mad? You just wanted to fly. *Maximum emotional hand grenade modo*

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Guys! Nidhogrr was killed by Magni!

>>1316463
Wait really?

>>1316469
> In one version of the story of Ragnarok Nidhogg is killed by Thor’s son Magni
http://www.draconika.com/legends/nidhogg.php

>>1316441
[] go there alone and reflect
[] Grab one of the old scales to give to Yvette
[] Try and figure out how I died
[] Man, poor me, I'd pour one out but....well I don't have any beer

>>1316472
Though, it isn't really a credible source

>>1316463
>>1316469
>>1316472
And wouldn't you know it, he was just asking for this sword we got.

Swords also used to have the same symbolism as a Phallus, coincidentally.

On a completely unrelated note, I want to shove the sword up his ass.

>>1316472
>>1316472
.....
Oooohohohohohoho
Puuuurfect
anyways writing

>>1316475
Yeah well I like the idea

>>1316472
MOTHERFUCKER. That's it, we're taking that fucking hammer, and more importantly we're taking that shit stain nobody's head back to Midgard!

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>>1316477
What have I done

>>1316483
Gotten one of the last Aesir murdered by the look of it.

>>1316480
Though we probably aren't strong enough yet to carry it. The only reason Thor could was because he had magic gauntlets, and Magni can carry it because he is the strongest thing in existence. Marvel claimed it was because you had to be worthy, but according to the actual myth it was just super heavy

>>1316492
I knew that part, though not about Magni being the strongest in the universe apparently, shit. Murder problems aside, I figured we would be strong enough to drag it back to the room and put somewhere nice-ish on the floor, or that Yvvy could teleport it directly to the room with us.

>>1316501
Being strong won't protect you from rusty-sword induced tetanus

>>1316503
Being a semi-immortal god might though. Actual decapitation on the other hand...

"Well lets go!" She shouts as I run towards the cliffs, holding my old body that's much bigger than they are...I think? pretty sure it is! Wait...shit I hope that doesn't mean I'm going to become the same size as Pam, I don't think I could handle that, since I'm pretty sure..nah Yvette would just ride in my coat pocket if I became that big knowing her

I stop, and lower my head as a wave of grief washes me

"Huh? May?" She asks as I frown and sigh, weakly smiling as I look up at her "What's wrong?"

"Mind if I go up alone?" I ask softly as she smiles and sighs "I think I could carry you but.."

"I understand, just don't be long, I don't want to be down here all alone for long" She says sweetly as I smile, and kiss her on the cheek as I set her down and turn away, running up to the cliff and shouting back

"Thanks doll, but I have to do this alone, I think!" I shout as I pull my phone out of my pocket and turn it one, turning on my playlist, turning the volume up as I hit random and nearly run into the cliff face.

I stop, setting my phone in my pocket as I look up at the sheer cliff face before me. A nearly perfectly straight wall of smooth white stone. I snort, and crack my knuckles, wiggling my fingers as I get ready to see if my claws are strong enough to stab into solid stone.

This...is gonna be a little hard I think
Oh, my song started.
Fucking finally!
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tLxjlBnla7Y
-
an hour later
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"GODAMN, never doing that again" I groan, as I flop down on the cold stone, wind wailing and pushing against me as the sun's light pulls away from me as the damn thing falls out of view "Just fuck this man, ha, this is the one time I wish I had wings?"

I frown as I push myself up, and notice my skeleton has a massive pair of wings on his back, kept together by the very chains that pulled me down. Wait....I had wings? But why don't I? I frown a bit deeper, furrowing my brow as I stagger over to me, putting my hand on the last patch of scales hanging on it...my side. They feel so...dirty, they were never clean, they're gritty like dirt and gravel. I touch my own, smooth and shined scales and shudder at the thought of them feeling like this.

How could I live like this? I mean I didn't stand up for it from the dreams I had, I wanted to get out from under Yv, but mostly because of that damn eagle talking mad shit and....well I guess I couldn't remember the sun. I turn to it, and watch it sink lower and lower, what if this was the last time I ever saw it? I shake my head, I don't like that thought. so forget it. I frown and slowly walk under my own ribs, looking up at my spine.

Its not like I was trying to fight here, poor me was just trying to fly, and...guess he got beat so badly I can't fly. Hmm, shame. Not like I'd ever fly, heights scare the shit out of me

Don't know how I got up here without freezing up. Guess I was just focused on more important things.
cont

>>1316518
I thought Nidhogg wasn't trapped, he just wanted the world to fall into chaos, so he tried to eat Yv's roots and collapse her into the abyss that is chaos. He even leave easily with an army of the damned riding on his back.

>>1316518

Still, what a shitty way to go, dying right before you achieve your dream, a literal inch away from taking to the skies and soaring for the first time. Sure I would've just plummeted and died, but...hey its the thought that counts. Still, old me was brave if he just tried to achieve his dream in his finale moments, though I don't get how we could be...so different. Maybe because I've never been trapped under Yvette unless its because she fell over while cuddling with me.

Living in dirt...mud and roots. Now that I think about it, I don't think roots would've been my favorite to start with. God, my previous life was shit

"Man" I say grabbing one of my old scales, its nearly the size of my chest "Poor me, I'd pour one out but....well I don't have any beer"

I rip it off, the rest of the scales falling lip as I rub my thumb against the edge of it and sigh.

Looking down the cliff....how the hell am I going to get down now. My gut turns in my stomach and I hold the Scale a bit closer, leaning against one of my ribs with a sigh.

How did I die though, I just can't help but....

roll 1d20+will
or
[] Don't and just see the flashback

>>1316525
And May wasn't a good student and knows the bare minimum of norse mythology.

>>1316530
[] Don't and just see the flashback
Time for May tears

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Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1316530
Kay, just wanted to remind you

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1316530
The will roll has me curious.

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>>1316535
God, that would be a disaster

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1316530
Time dramatic flashback

>>1316548
time for *

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1316530

My vision begins to cloud up with black smoke as I lay against my own ribcage, frowning as everything I see begins to get replaced with a thick black sheet of smoke, that just turns into a darkness before I begin to smell fire, smoke and rotting flesh. I curl my nose as I feel my senses falling away one by one like I've been drugged. I can "feel" myself in a much larger and different body but. I don't feel like I'm in it, it feels like I'm just riding along it somehow.

The sky is black and red, I can see giants stalking to horizon and the sounds of battle ring through my skull, as that same horrible...horrible smell fills my head. I can hear another voice inside my head, like a whisper in the back of my mind.

"I just wanted to be free"

it says as I see hoards of men die before my own claws and fangs, broken like dolls by my might tail, blood filling my mouth as it slicks my claws, and the sound of breaking bones and men echoing in the night.

"I had been sealed away, they said I was nothing but evil"

It says as I watch myself leading a hoard of monsters from a black abyss, the taste of roots heavy in my mouth, and excitement running through my head, my blood pumping with excitement.

"For centuries, I chewed and clawed at my cage"

I wince, feeling a cold pain in my chest as I see the roots of Yggdrasil in front of me, breaking apart like paper walls or twigs, leaving a sour taste in my mouth as my draconic body breaks its way through the mass off them.

"All I wanted to do was see the sun, and feel the wind under my wings, for once more in my life"

I see the sun vanishing behind massive jaws, as the sky darkens and the air burns, the screams of men and yelling of warriors filling the air as inhuman things that are probably going to give me nightmares run beneath me like so many ants.

"I had only wanted to be free and make merry with others, if only for once in my life"

Yeah these aren't adding up, either old me is trying to bullshit me somehow OR he was a sick son of a bitch....like when I was a bully. I feel my stomach dropping, it might be a stretch, but this is kind of like that right? Just more deadly? I wince as I see Valkyries, gods, men and monsters choking to death in the poison that flows out of my mouth. The vision changes from men screaming as their throats burn and their skin sloughs off of them to me smoking, but it changes back to what I've been seeing nearly instantly.

"I just wanted to see the world, and fly above it, as it burned to ash beneath me, so I could enjoy"

Flames fill my vision
"Enjoy all my enemies being dead, all those who were against me are dying! chaos is running rampant! Its wonderful, I'll be free soon, no tree or gods will hold me down now, I am free to....free to"

I see Magni and Modi dressed in real armor, running through a hoard of dead men, holding massive, glowing chains like they're nets
cont

>>1316599

"No I'm so close please"
"Please, I just want to fly alone"
"Why does the world turn against me"
"it always has"
"I just wanted to"
"Everyone is my enemy, the world wants me dead"
"it always has, never could I fly free"
"This world....I despise it, and it hates me"
"There is nothing that holds love for me in its heart"
"I have no regrets, this world deserves to burn"
"What right did they have?
"to restrict my freedom?"
"There were no winds beneath Yggdrasil"
"I only wished to fly, at first"
"But...chaos is fun to, and it will destroy all who would hold me back again"

I watch myself trying to fight off Magni and Modi, feeling...angry, like I just saw someone smack Pam and spit on my mother.

"If everything else had to die, so nothing would hurt me again"
"then I would personally kill everyone so I could be left alone"
"All I wanted was to"

Pain shoots through my body, my throat burning as I feel my scales break open, swords slamming into my hide and breaking it as panic fills my heart, making it beat faster and faster! Fear, terror, hate, and spite fill my head, blood...my putrid blood filling my mouth as I struggle to fly back to the sky, chains covering my wings

"No NO! I am not dying here! everyone was against me! what right do they have to survive? I am the wronged one! nothing showed any care for me! any love! they deserve all of this, this end! I just wanted to fly under the sun, and they locked me and my kind away from man AND god, they kept they light from me!, I just wanted to fly once more, but this world...it had to die for me to soar, or they would pull me down and"
"they would pull me down, so chaos must consume it, a great way to celebrate my new life free of all these foes"

I feel my self being pulled down, manic fear and sadness filling my heart as the thoughts become nearly feral and rage filled screams and roars.

"NO, I will not die like this! I will fly, nothing will stop me again, everything will die! these two upstarts will taste my curse!, I will devour them if they hold me back! I spent so long...if I die before I can enjoy my peaceful life, I will...I will no...NO"

get that spear away from me, leave me, DIE, DIEGETAWAY FROM ME, I DID NOTHING WRONG, THE WORLD PROVED ITSELF TO ME, IT WAS A TERRIBLE PLACE THAT NEEDED TO BE EMPTIED FOR ME TO SURVIVE. CHAOS...the only way for me to be left alone, was to consume the world in chaos, and kill everything. Fun...fun...then I could be left alone, forever more!

Why does everything hate me?!
DIE, DIE, I CAN SURVIVE, I HAVE COME TOO FAR AND WAITED TOO LONG TO DIE like a

I gasp, the thoughts leaving my head as I feel cold metal pierce my chest, and feel like I'm dying, like I'm bleeding out.

My eyes shoot open as I scream out in pain, clutching my chest, anger and loathing still clouding my head. Blood drips down my nose, and onto my lip.

cont

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>>1316627
And that's an 18! Imagine if I got one lower

>>1316627

"They killed me, they killed you"
"They will repeat the past!"
"don't let them, be free my new self and
"BATHE IN THEIR BLOOD"

What do I do?
[] step out of the bones, and smoke to calm down
[] tch, bitch I'm not you, you fucked up, not going to get into a fight because you couldn't win one
[] You know, old me was kind of a cunt
[] Hmm, well I do want to beat the shit out of magni...
[] Laugh it off
[]Smash the skeleton 1d20+might
[]Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
[] get back to Yvette and go home
[] just get what I need and go before I trip out again
[] throw up from what I saw
[] No wonder he was such a bastard to me
[] Well...I at least one to get them back for fucking killing me
[] write in

>>1316641
You are sitting inside your old stomach
and Nidhogr did try and lay a dying curse.

>>1316645
>[] No wonder he was such a bastard to me
>[] You know, old me was kind of a cunt
>[]Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
>[] get back to Yvette and go home

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1316645
>You are waaaay too sober for this. Go back to that place with infinite mead and fix that. *roll for drunkenness*

>>1316645
>[] throw up from what I saw
>[]Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
>[] get back to Yvette and go home

>>1316654
That'd be a durability/constitution roll, by the way. So low means drunker

>>1316645
>[] step out of the bones, and smoke to calm down
>[] tch, bitch I'm not you, you fucked up, not going to get into a fight because you couldn't win one
>[] You know, old me was kind of a cunt
>[] Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
>[] No wonder he was such a bastard to me

>>1316645
>[] step out of the bones, and smoke to calm down
[] You know, old me was kind of a cunt
[]Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
[] get back to Yvette and go home
[] No wonder he was such a bastard to me

>>1316645
>[] step out of the bones, and smoke to calm down
>[] You know, old me was kind of a cunt
>[] Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
>[] No wonder he was such a bastard to me
>[] get back to Yvette and go home
>[]Cry a tiny bit...just a bit...

>>1316645
>[]Man, am I glad I didn't stay like you
>[] get back to Yvette and go home
>[] just get what I need and go before I trip out again
>[] throw up from what I saw


Fucking hell, there was no right way for that to end. Oh well, Magni keeps his head for another day, but if he starts anything again we should tear him apart.

"Tch" I click my tongue as I dig my hand into my pocket and pull out the tattered cig box I've been keeping there as I walk out of my own bones. The cold wind washes over my like an bucket of ice dumped over my head, clearing it as I walk out to to the edge of the cliff, look down and feel my stomach curl as I run down to near the tail of my skeleton and stare up so I don't have to look at how high up I am.

I light it up with the little fluid I have up in my lighter, and practically inhale it because fuck it, it can't mess my lungs up anymore.

"You know" I say, flicking the but away from me "old me was kind of a cunt, and godamn am I glad I didn't stay like you, no wonder magni was such a bastard to me, jesus christ"

My head aches, and I clutch it, looking towards the edge feeling sick again.

"Now....how do I get away from the old me" I ask under my breath, barely able to breath up here

What do I do?
[] Jump down 1d20+durability
[] climb down 1d20+will
[] Oooh grow something to get me down 1d20+magic
[] just shout and yell for iris, too scared to try to get down from this high
[]....maybe I could use this scale as a sled? 1d20+might
[] write in

>>1316689
>Don't forget the claw! Phat Lootz is the whole reason you came here.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1316689
>[] Oooh grow something to get me down 1d20+magic

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1316689
>Get lootz
>[]....maybe I could use this scale as a sled? 1d20+might

>>1316689
>>1316701
>>1316705
>[] Take the chains, too. They're pretty fuckin metal, and not just literally.

Rolled 16 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1316689
>[] Jump down 1d20+durability
I can't not choose this for the inherent terror

>Iris
I want to get to YDFQ too HM. But we have over a week. Don't torture me, please.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1316689
Grab the claw as well then jump

>>1316713
Yeah, getting tired

Rolled 2 (1d20)

>>1316689
>[] Jump down 1d20+durability

shout and yell for iris
Was this supposed to say Yvette?

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1316689
>Grab loot (claw and chains)

>[] Oooh grow something to get me down 1d20+magic

Don't want to ruin our gift to Yvette.

>>1316726
Wew. Out of range. Barely.

>>1316724
Whoa, you just saved us from a lot of pain, sorry about that.

>>1316721
We can continue tomorrow if you are free

I glance back and see one of his blade like claws, and quickly grab it, wincing as I pull it free. Wait did it scratch my scales?! oh no, it didn't thank god. I sigh in relief and smile, then frown as I hug it and the scale close to my chest as I look back down the edge of the cliff.

No no no, nope fuck that, that'll kill me, I'll just. NO fuck that I can get down, I can get down! besides I have magic I can just grow something to get me down right? I hold my hand out and focus on it as weird vines grows out of the ground as my hand starts to glow green again, the lines are it changing into different runes as a single drop of sweat drips down my forehead.

I wheeze and gasp for air, suddenly feeling like I got hit in the gut with a bat. There's now a stairway of vines leading down to the ground

Swallowing, I rub my throat as I walk up to it and start to walk down it and yeah I'm not staying up here! I begin to run down towards Yvette as fast as I can.

roll 1d20+finesse

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1316767
We should have gone with the toboggan

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1316767

Rolled 11 + 1 (1d20 + 1)

>>1316767
Dragon shaped bowling ball coming through.

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1316767

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1316767

>>1316801
Are you kidding me dice?
I roll a 2 followed by a 1....

>>1316801
Welp...time for a trust fall...

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>>1316801
Time for a RE_ROLL!!!

>>1316801
Do we have a standard reroll yet? Or should someone make an omake?

And then my foot catches a vine, and I start to stumble down it, screaming as I feel myself rushing towards the ground falling head over tail as I very quickly roll down my stairway, hitting my head every other second as I try not to panic or get scared from the fact I'm rolling down the highest set of stairs I've ever seen!

and it doesn't work and I start cursing and yelling inside and outside, fuck fuck fuck, grab onto something, you aren't falling just rolling, you won't get hurt, just grab some you pussy! just slow yourself down and.

*rip*
Alright, now I can panic. I scream "SHIT" louder than I thought I could.

I bounce as my tail hits the ground, and flip into it, making a crater with my head as I roll again, my heart beating a mile a minute and my head aching as I see a shadow fall over me as the Yvette comes running up to me shouting my name

I...I want to go home now I think.
-
"HAaaaaa" Yvette sighs, holding me close to her as we cuddle on the couch, holding an ice pack to my head "its good to be out of that place right sweetie"

I grunt, my head still hurting too much from my tumble

"Oh you poor thing" She says hugging me tighter as I try to relax, laying my head on her chest, but....I just can't forget what I saw but...fuck it I need to relax after that fall "How bout we watch some kaiju movies hmm"

"That'd be nice" I groan as she lays me down on the cushion to put one of the discs in the tv

"Just try to get some rest may, and...hope those two aren't too upset when we go back to give all the things you took back" She sighs as I stare at her ass and chuckle

Well I could but....eh, I just want some time with my girlfriend now, that isn't interrupted by two idiots or a concussion.
Still, maybe when I wake up I can have a day without a headache.

Sweet japanese music starts as yvette lays next to me, pressing the ice to the top of my head as I close my eyes and yawn

and we'll end here
I've archived and will answer questions

>>1316835
1. If Frakenstein's monster a zombie legend
2. are there skelegirls
3. Is there a grim reaper skelegirl
4. What about a Leviathan girl

>>1316840
Yes, one of the choices at the start, in the undead one
yes
somewhere
Yes, one of the choices at the start, in the sea one

>>1316835
Great thread as always HM, thanks for running. Daniel got her ass kicked, Yvvy learned to planewalk, the gods are alive (and genderbent in some cases), May's previous life was awful and sad, and we broke the land in Valhalla with our skull. A good day all told.

>>1316842
5.Was GR in the undead category?
6.If you could be any legend which woulde you be?
6 goes to all anons and namefags

>>1316835
Good thread HM.

I look forward to the fallout further from Daniel. Because getting her ass beat will not quell her new rage...revenge is coming...and we will be blindsided...I look forward to it. So the other girls can shine.

Hope we go to the club with Yve next week.

>>1316851
Well, my weird self insert character is based on Tiamat. Ephemeral beauty, is a dragon, and all the weird bullshit I can get away with as "Primordial Chaos" as her primary element. Nothing concrete enough for an omake or anything, just something I like to do for most settings I really like.

>>1316869
Me? Mothman monstergirl. Obscure and fluffy

>>1316851
no

Hmm, well based on my personality alone I'd end up as a catgirl, BUT Honestly, I'd love Jormungandr, or any of the aquatic one as I LOVE swimming and wish I could stay underwater as long as I could and have no real favourites between them. I like slime girls, but couldn't write and as such couldn't qm as one. and I'm already airheaded as is.

So anything aquatic, probably Namazu since its personality in this quest is closest to mine, and I like how cat fish tastes. so eh

so the answer is a cat fish mermaid, that causes earthquakes

>>1316855
hehehehe
I have plans for that

>>1316874
Nice

>>1316874
oooh that was one of the choices!

[] Mothman (???, A red eyed girl with giant black wings in place of her arms and grey skin, as well as bird like legs. Things tend to break around her for no reason. A little Mischevious) (+2 might, +4 Magic, +3 finesse)

[] Namazu (A cat fish tailed mermaid, Often dirty, with muddy brown hair and pale skin, and whisker like a catfish. Able to create earthquakesb by thrashing around violently, a bit airheaded) (+6 Might, +3 durability, -2 finesse, +2 Willpower)

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>>1316874
Obscure? wasn't there a rather famous yandere hentai comic involving one?

As for me something durable... Maybe that turtle that holds the universe on its back or the nemien lion or departing from the durability thing... if I'm being fetishy Echidna mother of monsters

>>1316851
Unoriginal as it may be. Catgirl probably. Though I admit Saytr is fun, and for conceptual reasons, as opposed to the usual reasons, Slime.

>>1316876
>Plans
And thus, the legend of Rowan begins...and Yve immediately drags her into the harem.

>>1316887
There's 2 movies about him, one by SiFi, and you think of hentai?

>>1316885
[] Mi-go (Fungus Harpy? An odd girl, with a mushroom cap over her head and hair, and a crab like shell over her bird like legs and a few other places. Her feathers are a sickly green and creamy white. Smarter than the average harpy) (+4 guile, -1 finesse, +2 durability, +2 will, +2 magic)

[] Snallygaster (A lizard like harpy? She has green scales along her legs and chest, and her feathers are silvery. Her teeth are metal fangs, and in place of her tongue are several tentacles. She only has one eye. She's much meaner than other harpies) (+2 magic, +3 Finesse, +3 Might, +1 guile, +1 durability, -1 humanity)

also the two strangest legends you could've been


Also anon, Mothgirls are a thing
but the mothMAN is a weird grey harpy thing

>>1316890
I mean, it's a pretty good hentai if you're into bug girls.

>>1316891
Apparently it appeared at the site of a bridge collapse, Chernobyl, and 9/11. And you just have to rain on my parade :(
>>1316893
Sauce?

>>1316890
Haven't seen either of those and completely forgot about Mothman as the urban myth and skipped straight to monster girls... Eh symptoms of 4chan I guess. clips from the comic in question show up as reaction images decently often.

>>1316851
I'd prefer to be the monkey king, or Loki since he can transform into anything.

>>1316900
just be careful you don't get fucked while transformed and have to stay transformed for the pregnancy, that's how loki ended up giving birth to sleipnir

>>1316897
Sorry anon, I only read through some of it once and I don't remember where. I don't remember what it's called, but as the other anon said it's a fairly common source for reaction images. Troll around enough filename threads on /tg/ and you'll find it. Wish I could help more, but that's all I've got.

>>1316903
Ah yes, also known as the reason loki went Columbine

>>1316897
https://e-hentai.org/g/732189/4094cba865/
Boom

>>1316910
You are doing God's work

Well, if Mothgirl isn't a moth, then I'll just go with the centaur thing discussed a few threads back provided that the human body has skin and the head isn't 10 times as large as normal

>>1316915
Moth girls are a mothgirl like you like

but MOTHMAN is mothman

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>>1316920
Hence why I am moving to the Nuckelavee

>>1316922
Huh, someone saved the pic I brought up awhile ago on the off chance HM could do anything with it. Glad you found a use for it anon.

>>1316925
I killed one of these in pathfinder
they're scary. like jesus christ are they horrifyingly strong

>>1316927
That's why I stipulated normal human body and head. Otherwise I'd be ostracized by everyone.
>>1316926
Nah, I just looked it up. Be glad I didn't post the MLP version. I never got around to deleting it

>>1316930
No anon, I meant stat wise, they're fucking terrifying. Like it was a hard fight for 2 level 15 Gesalts, that were path of war AND magical, with healing.
its terrifying to think what it'd be against a normal character. Don't fuckelavee with the Nuckelavee

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>>1316934
That, and there's this

>>1316927

>You wake up as Nessie.

"Wait, she is a legend? I thought she was a tourism scam."

"Close enough and it has been going by over a hundred years."

"How we know she is really Nessie?"

"Locator magic using stuff from that lake. "

"Okay, who is going to get her? She is huge!"

"Just have Puck shrink her down, she can not ask as long is for search and rescue."

>>1317245
>I thought she was a tourism scam."
Heh