>>1313378
>Look into the werewolf disappearances?
>Take petitions from the commoners!

>>1313378
>Spend time with... Frankizka...
Need to talk to her anyways

>>1313378
>Look into the werewolf disappearances?
>...Maybe you should go on a tour of the empire, and see what's prospering and not...
>Spend time with... Frankizka...

>>1313378
>Encourage Industry!
>Look into the werewolf disappearances?

These two, we can expand the military once our economy is stronger. Plus disappearances indicate crime, and government has a primary duty to protect its citizens from such.

>Take petitions from the commoners! This can be done with a couple low level government employees.

>>1314251
Speaking of our military, I would advise against any sort of expansion. We are currently near the maximum manpower our national reserves can support without drafting.


To strengthen our forces, might I suggest rolling out the new combat armour (which we still need a name for. Traditionally I would suggest something like Armadillo, Bear or another such animal but we could name it after a god or something...) to more troops than just one of our specialist regiments?

>>1314261
I think that we only draw troops Fromm Sweden and maybe Finald or other parts of Scandinavia. If we were able to bring say Russia closer into alignment with our empire then our troop reserves would be larger.

>>1314507
>*Finland*

>>1314507
Op described that being as very hard to do. Which makes sense since the entirety of Scandinavia shares a general culture where as Russia is a separate culture entirely.

Also, we only extract humans for the army, if we had yuan ti and werewolves we would be far better off.

>>1314532
I'm like 99% sure that Half-Dragons are in our military as well. They form most of the officer corps if I recall. Also I don't think there's anything preventing werewolves from serving and they're on of the more willing races in our empire.

>>1314565
I mean there are no formal werewolf or yuan ti regiments and that at one point it was raised as a way to get more manpower, specifically in the case of the yuan ti.

As to the half-dragons, that was more so our way of ensuring loyalty and effectiveness from them.

>>1314585
we don't need formal regiments, that creates an idea of distinction within the military and unless we're making them different branches or giving them different functions distinction is not a good thing within the ranks of common soldiers.

as for officers and ensuring loyalty, good call was made with the half dragons.

how long until QM is normally back?

>>1314612
QM is an illusive beast but if he is going to on then he will be on in a fair time, at least an hour. I think.


As to the half dragons it was a good call. We also need to make the draco-taur a official branch / unit of the army. Preferably serving as our body guards / vanguard into battle.


As to formal regiments, they are useful, as the different races all have different abilities and requirements to deploy effectively. Mixed regiments make logistics more complex along with medical care unless we specify the racial formation of a regiment or something...

>>1314634
well, I haven't considered biological variation aside from the racial distinction affecting troop behavior. significant biological differences may dictate necessity to split up the troops by species.

>>1314738
Considering that yuan ti spices can kill humans, that mino's can't eat meat and so on, it would be advisable to plan it around each races abiltiies and weaknesses.

For example, having mino's be heavy weapons.

>>1314772
light armor heavy weapons, similar to having fast moving artillery pieces. we apparently have modern artillery so encouraging inventive weapons development could work out effectively with the separation of the species in the military.

>>1314809
Not to mention the benefits of having the dwarves, who as a bonus are great at fortifying their positions.

As in, the kobolds may do great traps, but the dwarves could survive anything short of a nuke inside their homes.

Rolled 3 (1d3)

Rolling.

1=Take Petitions.
2=Go on a tour of the empire!
3=Encourage Industry!

The reason other races don't formally serve is that it would be a nightmare logistics wise, unless you want to bypass your officers and let mixed regiments happen.

>>1314940
See, like I said, logistics nightmare.


I mean, it makes a load of sense when you consider that each race would need a different uniform, except for humans + werewolves + orcs.

>>1314940
Couldn't we just allow non half dragons to become officers?

Or to be more specific let werewolves lead werewolf regiments and so on and so forth?

>>1314951
We made all of our officers halfdragons for a series of reasons: the mutagen inspired loyalty to us; they were naturally stronger / faster / better and thus could lead from the front and it helps that they are somewhat bullet proofed.


However we could have werewolves form second line elements and other areas, like police or such. Where the logistics are less important (in the army your food, housing, uniform, etc all are supplied. In the police, a uniform and that is about it.) and where they can interact with their own people better than human officers might.


Still, we aren't working on the army right now. As we lack the budget for sweeping changes and that is the only kind we wish to make.

>>1314978
Yea but the thing is we won't need a mutagen to inspire loyalty in the werewolves.
Also using werewolves as regular infantry is kind of off.

They are better suited for small groups used for ambushing and tracking.

Also where is the money victor was going to give us?
Is that later.
iirc we made a deal for 60 million.

>>1314989
I understand what you are saying. However I would point out that no army has any sort of large scale elements like what you are describing.

As to the money, we may have spent it. I honestly don't know...

>>1314951
Well, it's not that simple. For example, if you wanted a minotaur regiment, you'd need to make minotaur-sized guns. Then uniforms. And grenades. And backpacks. And rations. And cigarettes Which I believe come in most rations during the 1950s to prevent stress. That sort of thing. And you could let them lead, that's perfectly fine, though some races might have a different idea of what the command structure might be. A yuan-ti officer might be extremely religious and use religious zeal to encourage their men, which other officers may or may not like.

You decide to encourage industry, and look into the werewolf disappearances.

They seem to be happening at the border of Hansodr, around the ice lakes that remain frozen year-round... Not many people go out save for fishermen (fisherwolves?) and hunters... The disappearances are usually marked by what seems to be a struggle.

A somewhat famous werewolf private detective from Germany has taken up the struggle to try and find the kidnapper... Though he's known as a bit of a loose cannon.

Now of course... What will you do?

Actions

>Head down their personally! This could also give you a examination to see how the city's doing! (And also maybe make Elizabeth a bit less disdainful of werewolves if she tries to "blend in" to local culture", and might even increase the loyalty of werewolves by quite a bit for solving it personally! Choose a form to go down in, by the way.)
>Try to get that werewolf private detective to investigate for you...
>...Send a few spies or something. (Cost: 6$ Million)
>Send Charlemagne... He's popular, and you'd rather not have to deal with the... Wolves, so to speak.
>Write-In

>>1315002
We didn't actually spend the money.

And yea no army has.
But most nations don't have dwarves, werewolves elves, half dragons, etc.

Holding ourselves to traditional methods might not be the best

>>1315013
>Try to get that werewolf private detective to investigate for you...

Offer him the full resources of the nation: police and military support, a limited get-out-of-jail card and a cash lump sum once the criminal(s) are found.

>>1315013
But yuan-ti officers would be leading other yuan-ti.
And all yuan-ti are religious as fuck.

And the cigarettes came in C-Rations.
We should probably update from C-rations to something better.


>Head down their personally! This could also give you a examination to see how the city's doing! (And also maybe make Elizabeth a bit less disdainful of werewolves if she tries to "blend in" to local culture", and might even increase the loyalty of werewolves by quite a bit for solving it personally! Choose a form to go down in, by the way.)
werewolf form

Also maybe we should look into the health effects of cigarettes and asbestos.

iirc asbestos is still in use

>>1315021
True but it is wise to consider, that methods are often traditional because they are effective.

For example, the kobolds seemingly have a human army but it is just more focused on defensive combat and traps.

Do anons want to do both?

>>1315035
That's due to the fact that they have a empire of one uniform race so they can create a style of warfare dedicated around it.

Defensive combat utilizing traps and superior fire power due to their weak frames, and melee abilities.

And also the fact they ripped off alot of things from the romans

>>1315038
Eh, fuck it. Let's be the sexy dame in this noir story. That always ends well for the sexy dame...

>>1315038
I'm kinda in favor of going thee ourselves but we can do both.

>>1315038
Do both

You of course, decide to take a trip down to Hansodr... In your werewolf form.

Of course.

It takes you about three hours to apply proper make up to your eyes, proper skin lotion, finding a proper dress to wear, and sending a slave to buy you some werewolf shoes... Which of course, aren't even made from one of Cristóbal Balenciaga's designs! God, you feel like a commoner just wearing these shoes and dress...

You eventually settle for a modest Christian Dior set of clothes... The hat of course, sort of rubs up against your ears, but at least you think you look alright. Of course, most werewolves lack the package you carry, so to speak, requiring you to have to embarrassingly ask that nice tailor to make you a new bra for your werewolf form and all the others.

Well... Actually, maybe you should spend some more time getting ready...

After half an hour of applying lipstick, powdering your face, painting your... Claws, and having a slave groom your fur, you think your finally ready to head to Hansodr.

Actions

>...Take the train to Hansodr. It's a fast way, and comfortable.
>...Maybe you missed a spot. Just.... More makeup?
>...How about a different form. You just don't feel comfortable in this one.
>...Try to get someone else to go with you.
>...Maybe just take a car down.
>Fly there in your dragon form. It's the fastest way, but ruins all that makeup you've been applying!
>Write-in

>>1315075
>...Take the train to Hansodr. It's a fast way, and comfortable.

>>1315075
Oh, and also...

>As Gwynevere, try to convince Elizabeth she looks beautiful?

>>1315075
>...Take the train to Hansodr. It's a fast way, and comfortable.

>Look up Cristóbal Balenciaga and Christian Dion
>Find out they were real life people
Wow. I'm surprised you know that much about 1950's fashion designers.

>>1315095
This makes me wonder.
Why do mobile phones exist in the 50s?

>>1315105
In real life? They didn't. You could get car mounted and even suitcase phones but nothing smaller than that. Primarily limitations in the batteries, receivers and transmitters but the electronics were also quite large / power intensive.


In game? We made them with tech taken from a universe in the year 2016, dragon knowhow and bullshit-fu.

>>1315123
Wait we made those brick phones?

I know we made the phones with the clam shell(I was there and actually started that)designs but the bricks too?

>>1315131
I would assume so, I mean the 1950's saw the adaption of the transistor into household / commercial electronics and we are in the early part of the 50's. So most of that shit is probably still being tested.

Going off of wikipedia: "The first handheld mobile phone was demonstrated by John F. Mitchell and Martin Cooper of Motorola in 1973, using a handset weighing c. 4.4 lbs (2 kg). "

And

"In 1983, the DynaTAC 8000x was the first commercially available handheld mobile phone."


I believe we made brick phones, called S.I.M phones or something...

>>1315131
>>1315153
Just reread your post, I don't remember you describing how you wanted the phones to look and I think OP took a different look from what you intended. I might be wrong though.

>>1315075
>...Take the train to Hansodr. It's a fast way, and comfortable.

>>1315095

I sort of remembered them from a wikipedia search I did on a movie from 1957 I think. I don't remember what it's called honestly. Then I got sucked into a near-infinite wikipedia sprawl which nearly took my life.

You decide to take the train to Hansodr. You get quite a few looks, and nervously just try to use your hat to avoid looks...

Eventually the train arrives at Hansodr, and you get out... The air smells terrible, if that makes sense... And you can see the city is surrounded in quite a bit of smog from all the factories... It smells awful here. There's plenty of signs of construction all over the place though, and you eventually leave the train station...

You walk down the street past crowded and what seems to be apartments crammed to the max with people. The city is in quite a bit of a sorry state, but the people here seem good-mannered and polite, and surprisingly happy from what you see.

Many people around here talk in strange accents, mostly German, French, Italian, and a few Americans and Brits... There's also a surprising amount of Spaniards as well.

Of course, that's when you remember you forget your lunch at home, and decide to go up to a hot dog vendor to buy something. After haggling him down to giving you it for free, you get a very large hot dog which smells of grease practically...

But it tastes heavenly... Even if it burns you a bit with the amount of grease in it.

Quite a few stores seem composed around meat... Such as "Uncle Lycan's Pizzeria", seemingly the most popular pizzeria in town (and the only one who's stayed in business). From what you hear, apparently they have "meat pizza's" made exclusively of meat and their special sauce... It's a little strange, but oh well.

You check the address of wherever this detective is at... Apparently not too far away...

Hm.

Actions

>Wander around the city a bit... Your a bit curious to see how this all works.
>...Maybe you should sample some of the local cuisine. Just out of curiosity.
>...Head to the detective's office.
>Write-In

>>1315155
No I mean when I went to go make better phones ren talked about improving on brick phones as if they already existed.

>
Within the hour, you easily invent telephones and innovate towards cellphones... Mobile ones. Smaller then the bricks you use today...

This implies the bricks already exist

>>1315178
>Wander around the city a bit... Your a bit curious to see how this all works.
Elizabeth always has to do what Ren can't and right now it's probably examining Hansodrs industry and its impact.

>>1315178

>Wander around the city a bit... Your a bit curious to see how this all works.

You wander around further...

The largest factory in the seems to be a German Panzer factory, dominating the cityscape.... Plenty of smoke comes out of it.

You of course, seeking better air quality, go towards the outskirts of the city a bit just to see it...

As you head down there, there seems to be a strong religious vibe from the densely put cathederals and churches... Eventually you seem to get to a part of the city predominantly Spanish in origin... It's a sweet smell coming from it, away from most of the factories. There's tons of food vendors on the side of the road, offering quesadillas, tacos, that sort of thing... along with "Lycan Dogs" which seem to be slang for the hot dogs here. It's a little non-nonsensical, but the Spanish section of the city seems quite well off...

You eventually wind up in the German section of the residential area, smelling of beer and meat... It's nothing too substantial, though you do see one of those restaurant's Ren made being quite heavily populated and filled to the brim with customers...

As you walk away, you walk head-first into a werewolf, and cause him to trip a bit with your bigger size and surprising strength.

"Oh, my apologies, I didn't see you there!"

"Erh, it's fine, really." He seems to be German, with only a slight accent. He seems to be an office worker judging from his tight tie and clothes. You of course, help him back up.

"I erh... Who are you?"

"Oh, just call me Elizabeth. I am pleased to meet you."

"Erh, right, right. I'm Joseph. Are you going somewhere?"

"Well, you could say that."

"I could indeed. Why are you out here alone though?"

"Me? Oh, I was going to meet up with someone... How about you?"

"I was getting off work myself and heading home, and maybe grabbing a newspaper and burger."

"Oh, how quaint. Would you happen to get your burgers from the fast food place not too far?"

"Ah, yes. The restaurant Renexizious owns. Very good burgers... Though I can't say about the nutrition..."

"Well, Renexizious never has claimed it was healthy for you."

He shrugs passively, and the two of you walk and talk.

"Well... I should probably leave. Just don't stick around the alley's too long. There's an orc cartel in the area."

"Oh, thank you sir. I'll see you around too."

You say your goodbyes and continue on, but the werewolf stops you.

"Oh, my apologies... I almost forgot. Would you like to sign my petition?"

"Petition?"

"Oh, yes. It's for holidays to be taken off, like Oktoberfest."

Hm.

He holds out a clipboard with a pen attached to it.

Actions

>Sign the petition!
>Politely decline.
>...You know, why don't we talk a bit? You seem interesting enough.
>...Orc Cartel? I'm curious... Could you tell me a bit about it?
>You know, why don't I take this directly to the Empress and Emperor?
>Oh, why you are quite lucky... You know that I'm the queen, right?
>Write-in

>>1315297
>...Orc Cartel? I'm curious... Could you tell me a bit about it?
I wonder if that's the cause.

>>1315297
>Politely decline.
>"Maybe some other time, right now i'm a little too concerned to be worried with holidays. Terrorist attack, the war, and everything else."

>>1315297
>Sign the petition!
Liz does have a disdain for German culture iirc so it makes sense from a RP'ing standpoint
>...Orc Cartel? I'm curious... Could you tell me a bit about it?

>>1315297
>...Orc Cartel? I'm curious... Could you tell me a bit about it?
But we are definitely going after this, no crime in our empire.

>>1315326
Wait iirc liz is part german

By taken off, he means that people get off work to celebrate it.

>>1315333
I think shes wannabe British and suppresses her German

>>1315347
Yea she does.
Though she does enjoy german food.

"Well, I might sign this... But what's this about an orc cartel?"

"You haven't heard of it? It's a motorcycle gang that smuggles drugs and weapons into the cities... They're based out of here in the Orc part of the city."

"Oh, really?"

"Most people stay away from them... They're mostly unemployed since there's no more jobs really here now, and so they took up crime... Just be careful, ja?"

Actions

>...Don't worry about me, ok?
>...Well, maybe I should visit this little cartel... Maybe get them to peacefully back down if your lucky.
>...You know I'm a dragon, right? I scarcely have to scared about my safety.
>I should just go to see my friend...
>Write-In

>>1315401

>...Don't worry about me, ok?
>I should just go to see my friend...


A good start might be drafting orcs into the military.
Orcs seem to be mostly militant anyways

>>1315410
Not to mention they are essentially human in diet and shape. So we don't need new weapons or armour.

"Don't worry about me, I should just go to see my friend."

You wave goodbye and go to see the werewolf detective.

You know, that wasn't so bad.

I was expecting it to be... Worse, I suppose.

I know, right? I was half-expecting to be mugged at some places.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if this softens Elizabeth's disposition towards werewolves a bit.

+3 if Elizabeth can think of the positives of werewolves.
+2 if she can think why they aren't exactly that... Well, terrifying like the books she's read about werewolves.
+2 if Elizabeth and Gwyneverve can try to get used to the werewolf form and comment on it a bit.
+1 if Elizabeth can try to enjoy being taller then most werewolves.
+1 if Gwynevere and Elizabeth can be a bit excited to use the other forms once in a while.

Rolled 19 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1315452
Loyal, Hardworking race that's dedicated to the empire not to mention polite and have manners as well.

Not to mention werewolves aren't violent bloodthirsty beasts like mentioned in the stories. They seem to prefer munching on a burger rather than munching on a human

If anons can do all the bonuses, Elizabeth's disdain for them will greatly be reduced.

>>1315498
>Fueling liz's obsession with being taller than others.

I'm good tbqhwy

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>>1315452
> positives of werewolves
cute doggo pups

19+9=28

Good Sucesss
'
Elizabeth is now quite a bit more soft towards werewolves.

Of course, now you head to the office the detective is staying at, and head to the floor you believe he's on.

You take the stairs up, and eventually get to his office where a human secretary seems to be at.

"Erh, hello. This is the office of detective..."

"Detective Sigmund is out of his office right now. Do you want me to leave him a message?"

You hear what seems to be jazz playing in the room behind her, and smell smoke coming from it... Cigarette smoke. It seems the detective is indeed in.

"...Listen, I know he's in there. Can I please see him?"

She sighs.

"He's on break right now... And has been for a week. Hasn't taken any jobs for a while, don't know why. I got at least twelve jobs for him."

Hm. Certainly is strange.

Actions

>...How about I talk to him for a bit, alright?
>...How much would it cost to buy a meeting?
>...Can you call me when he's in a... Better mood?
>I can do this by myself then.
>...Is someone threatening him or anything like that?
>Ignore her and walk into the office.
>Write-In

>>1315671
>...Is someone threatening him or anything like that?

>>1315671
>...How about I talk to him for a bit, alright?

>>1315719
this

"Is someone threatening him or anything like that? And can I talk to him for a bit?"

"Sorry hon, he's not seeing anyone. All I can do for you is leaving a message he may or may not check on."

Goddamn it.

Actions

>...Might as well reveal who you are. It's an easy way to get in.
>...Try to stay incognito. Mention how it's very, very important.
>...Maybe if you get her either envious enough or ridiculed enough, she'll be willing to let you pass just to get rid of you. (And if you so want, you can try to remember your father's scottish insults, as degrading as that may be.)
>...Do it the polite way. Offer him a paid for lunch and tea with you... Though it's unlikely.
>...Try to bribe her?
>Write-In

>>1315769
>...Try to stay incognito. Mention how it's very, very important.
it's a mater of national importance.

>>1315769
>...Try to bribe her?
My Sicilian genes tell it's the right thing to do.

>>1315807
well my American Gene's are telling me just walk the fuck in there.

>>1315816
That would work too

>>1315769
>Walk away
My genre savvy tells me that the orc cartel got him

>>1315824
were a fucking shapeshifting dragon queen, Orcs aint slaying us unless it's a tribe of "honorable warriors."

So do anons want to bribe her or try to press for how important it is?

>>1315769
We could ask her where he's taking his break.
But outside that we should leave

>>1315868
The latter

Rolled 2 (1d2)

I'm just going to roll, and since two anons want to stay...

1=Try to press!
2=Bribe her!

You of course, decide to go the old fashioned route of bribing...

Roll me a 1d20 anons.

Variant bonus depending on how tempting of an offer you give her.
+1 if you can mention JUST how important this meeting is.
+1 if you can try to be sweet about this.

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Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1315987
Oh my. How Italian of Liz.

Rolled 6 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1315987
>I must thank you for taking time to talk to me but I must press how important this meeting is. Would you reconsider and maybe get me an appointment for say 800 marks? Maybe 1000 if it's prompt After all it's not everyday I get as worried as I am today so I absolutely must see him.

>>1316011
I'd say that would be about a +5 bonus. If you want to samefag either increase the money your willing to bribe her, intimidate her, or just try to convince her.

Rolled 16 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1316036
>"If you need the pot to be sweetened how about a nice, fair, 3000 marks."


Liz probably carries triple that in walking around money

16+7=23

Good Success!

You give her 3000 marks, and she seems quite convinced to help you... She books a meeting right now, and you of course head inside to the detective...

He seems to be smoking something and relaxing in a comfortable office chair, and as you enter, snuffs the cigarette out in the ashbowl.

He doesn't exactly seem happy, and he clearly doesn't have a chair set out for customers to talk to him. Meaning you can awkwardly just stand up or just drag that chair in the corner for you to sit in... Which of course is small. Great.

Roll me a 1d20+8 to see if you can get off to a good start with the detective.

+3 if you can use your assets to "convince him" to help.
+2 if you can introduce yourself properly and elegantly, and mention what you need help with.
+2 if you can try to find a comfortable way to sit in your larger then usual werewolf form. (+1 if you can make up an excuse or be a bit embarrassed. Or both.)

Autosuccess if everything happens.

Rolled 6 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1316096

Rolled 14 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1316096
>Hello good sir I am elizabeth. I come here to humbly ask for your aid regarding the dilemma regarding the recent disappearances.

>>1316130
*Applause.*

14+8=22

Borderline Success!

"Hello, good sir. I'm Elizabeth, and I'm here to humbly ask for your aid regarding the recent disappearances around here."

He seems a bit softer. Only a little though.

"I'm not working right now. Come again later."

"...Goddamn it, I bribed your secretary a thousand marks to see you. Can you please help?"

He sits back.

"I'm the middle of a case, goddamn it. Besides, that's for the police to solve, not my work. I've already got enough on my plate, fraulein."

"Really? From what I hear, you've been sitting all day doing naught but smoking."

"Well, I got the cartel trying to take me out for finding their cocaine stash in a warehouse along the highway, not to mention I have at least three lawsuits against me for various things, ranging from trespassing to excessive force regarding kneecaps and revolvers. Enough said, really. Oh, and not to mention the homicidal kidnapper who may or may not be coming after me since I snuck onto his mansion quite literally looking for these "disappearances" I think your talking about."

"...So your worried about someone going after you?"

He nods, and takes out a flipbook and a pair of reading glasses.

"So in case you can't tell, my schedule is full, and I'm busy not trying to get killed, arrested, or become one of these "disappearances."

Actions

>Well... What did you find in that mansion exactly?
>...So you have a kidnapper after you? Can you tell me a bit about him?
>Why haven't I heard about this cartel?
>...Why don't I provide some incentive for you to help me then?
>...Well, maybe you should stop being such a loose cannon.
>Write-In

>>1316174
>Well... What did you find in that mansion exactly?
>...So you have a kidnapper after you? Can you tell me a bit about him?
I assume that the orc cartel is a relatively small and local thing or else we probably would've heard of it by now. Same goes for drugs that gangs are smuggling in. Also Half-Dragon and Lycanthrope physiology might allow them to take many serious drugs casually with out the consequences a human would have.

>>1316174
>Well... What did you find in that mansion exactly?
>...So you have a kidnapper after you? Can you tell me a bit about him?
>Why haven't I heard about this cartel?

"Well... What did you find in that mansion exactly? I'm curious."

He seems a bit hesitant to say anything.

"...It isn't exactly for your ears. I have a client who's interested herself, and I'm not exactly keen to have you know anything right now."

"...Really?"

"Damn... Well, why haven't I heard about this cartel?"

"...Have you been living under a rock or something, ma'am? Big crime cartel in Hansodr, mostly local. Some roots in Stockholm but not much, mostly just protection rackets... They're in drugs, guns, and prostitution."

"Oh... I see. So anyways, what's this kidnapper?"

"...How the hell would I know? I got a letter to my door a few days ago saying "it will find you" or some shit."

Actions

>Try to convince him to tell you more?
>...Demand to know more!
>Who's this client anyways?
>...Maybe a bit of strategic asset deployment might be in order. (+3 Bonus)
>...Offer a bribe.
>Lay off. He has a client and is hesitant to involve you.
>Write-In

>>1316609

>Who's this client anyways?

>>1316609
>Try to convince him to tell you more?
Now I'm interested.

"So, who's this client anyways?"

"That's confidential too, you know."

Damn. He's really not saying anything...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if he'll say anything about his client and provide any information.

+3 if you can use your assets to soften him up.
+1 if you can try to mention why he should tell you.

Rolled 12 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1316698

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1316698

12+6=18

Borderline Success!

"All I can say is that she's a damned important person, alright? Comes from a foreign country, and not the type you'd see around here."

The werewolf takes out a zippo lighter, flicks it open, and takes out a large cigarette and smokes it.

"And listen kid, my clients get pissed if I say too much."

He lays back in the chair

"You know, for a private detective... You are sure a tosser..."

"I don't even know what that means."

"Well, why don't we talk here for a bit and you can find out?"

"Oh, hah. I'll have you know I've served in the polizeibehörde von Berlin, and by Gott I'm not going to put up with this."

"At least hear me out, damn it."

"Fine. From what I'm guessing, you also want me to investigate?"

"Yes, I do. I understand if your busy but this is of national importance."

He gives a bit of a wolfish grin.

"...Well, well... I'd say you'd be Queen Elizabeth then. National importance... Not to mention I'd recognize that rack from anywhere."

"Well..."

"...Good one too. Do you smoke?"

"Oh, erh..."

You've only smoked once in a blue moon, in all honesty.

"It dulls the senses in the city. Surprised you haven't smoked at all."

"Really?"

"What? Practically everyone smokes just so we can't smell the stench."

"I'll have one, I suppose. I don't smoke often, too busy."

He pass you a cigarette and you lack a lighter... He however, puts his zipp forth, albeit a bit low, causing you to have to bend down in order to smoke it. His eyes seem focused elsewhere, and you distastefully smoke it... You feel half-tempted to snuff it out just from the smell...

"Now, we're in business... I'm willing to take this job on. No pay really..."

"Really?"

"...So long as you get those charges against me "forgotten about", and help me take care of that cartel."

"How am I supposed to help you?"

"Send me someone good at shooting. Or you could just try to get them a better life if you have the time... I certainly don't though. And those charges will vanish if you talk to the right guy about it, trust me... I'd say the minister of Law or just write me a pardon."

"...So free?"

"Free as free can be."

Actions

>...I suppose I can help clear up the charges against you. And maybe help you against that cartel...
>...Come on. This will be for the greater good! You'd be a hero!
>...Why don't I pay you?
>You know... You seem quite competent when it comes to actually dealing with gangs... Maybe my husband should look into making you a sort of minister of investigation or something?
>Write-In

>>1317128
>...I suppose I can help clear up the charges against you. And maybe help you against that cartel...

>>1317128
>...I suppose I can help clear up the charges against you. And maybe help you against that cartel...

"Well, I suppose I can help clear up the charges against you and help you against that cartel."

"Great... Why don't we meet tommorow and venture out to the mansion then?"

"...That soon?"

"Well, I've heard how fast you can get things done, worst case scenario we just push it back."

"Oh, well... I suppose I'll see you later... Where exactly am I going?"

"I suppose you should knock off either the cartel first or go or write that pardon and hope that the courthouse likes it."

Actions

>...I can write a pardon. Seems easy enough.
>...Why don't I take care of this cartel's clubhouse? I'm certain that I can find a way to knock some sense back into them.

>>1317483
>...Why don't I take care of this cartel's clubhouse? I'm certain that I can find a way to knock some sense back into them.

"Well, why don't I take care of this cartel's clubhouse? I'm certain I can find a way to knock some sense back into them."

"Right... Head to the scrap yard, and look for the large amount of Orcs messing about then."

You nod, and you of course get ready to leave...

So... What's the plan? And it better not involve murdering all the orcs.

Is this your inner pacifist speaking?

Well, I'm under the Hippocratic oath, you know...

...You aren't a doctor.

Hey, I'm practicing, alright? I'm trying to be one.

Actions

>...I suppose I'll find a non-lethal way to do this. I can talk to them about changing their ways.
>...I'd rather just go in and just do some property damage and scare them a bit.
>...We can... Try to arrest them? I mean, we have quite a few powerful forms we can use.
>Let's just go in and do what we need to do. As in maybe kill a few.
>Write-In

>>1317541
>Let's just go in and do what we need to do. As in maybe kill a few.
Does Liz have a Dragotaur form? It would be a good backup incase shit hits the fan.

>>1317585
She does anon. And what form do you want to use?

>>1317591
Minotaur

You tell Gwynevere you may kill them. Or only a little. She seems sensitive to this and refuses to assist you if you do kill someone.

Either way you prepare to head the the scrap yard...

It takes you a bit to get there, and you go to your minotaur form, a big and bulky form...

You of course find that the scrap yard is surrounded in a large chain link fence. Meaning you need to find a way through.

Actions

> Tear through it!
>Go over it!
> Shapeshift!
> Try to find the main gate?
> Try to climb up an adjacent building and leap over!
> Write in

>>1317633
> Tear through it!

You tear easily through the fence and head to their clubhouse... It was quite loud to hear you tear through the fence, but hopefully no one hears so you can get a surprise attack.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see if you can catch the advantage of surprise.

+3 if you can try to be sneaky in your minotaur form.
+2 if Elizabeth can be physically imposing still, and if she can justify to Gwynevere maybe killing a few of the orcs. Or all of them.
+1 if Liz can make a comment about if she likes or dislikes her minotaur form. (+1 if she can think if she looks good or not.)

Rolled 6 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1317711
They're sending drugs to people which is bad for their health and may as well be on par as purposely spreading the plague.

Allowing samefagging if you can think about how to be sneaky in your minotaur form and if she can worry about how she looks.

Rolled 12 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1317744
Walk very very slowly and maybe try to grasp onto to stuff that's firm like a pillar so we make less of an impact with each step.
>This coat is so ragged. Ren's just sure to find it unappealing if I don't properly groom it on a regular basis.

>>1317757
Close to a success anon. Just do the bonuses and you'll succeed.

>>1317791
I'm confused. Did I not do the bonuses by putting a 4 instead of an 8 or do I have to give reason why killing the Orcs is okay and make us be physically imposing.

If it's the latter then it's because the Orcs are green which is a color of pestilence and these ones don't contribute anything positive to society. Crouch down and have our horns ready to skewer anything in front of us.

No, I mean there's some remaining bonuses you could of done. You can do the one where Liz thinks about her appearance if you want ro get a minor success or a normal one if she thinks if she likes this form or not.

>>1317920
Well the Minotaur form is rather large. The coat, while somewhat ragged, is rather soft and the color of it compliments the eyes and their color. Also the horns are quite magnificent. They carry an aura of beastial savagery but a noble aura at the same time. Also having bigger boobs then Chrysoula is good.

Success!

You sneak up on the orcs in the clubhouse and peek through a window to see quite a few orcs in leather jackets sitting at a bar, drinking alcohol, smoking, arm wrestling, and what seems to be a drinking contest. Oh, and one of those pool tables. They seem unarmed, though the female bartender has a nasty double barrel shotgun hanging on the wall... The bar itself seems to be called the Rusty Shotgun, and is a two story biker bar it seems...

You of course, smell something foul and look to see a passed out drunk werewolf in a biker outfit...

Hm.

Actions

> Strip the biker suit off the werewolf and try to pose as a biker. A bikeotaur.
> Kick the back door next to the bartender down.
> Go in through the front door.
> Wait for a bit?
> Jump through a window!
> Dragotaur form to be even more intimidating.
> Write In

>>1318238
> Dragotaur form to be even more intimidating.

>>1318364
How do you want to enter though? By the way, you could probably burst through a wall.

>>1318378
Burst through the wall and shout
>"OH YEAH"

You shift to your dragotaur form, and prepare to charge through the wall... And of course, shout "Oh Yeah!" It just feels right.

Don't question it.

Roll me a 1d20+7 to see how terrifying this is.

+3 if Elizabeth can utterly terrify everyone inside when she bursts through, and show off her strength. (+2 if she can show it off by beating the shit out of the nearest biker brutally. Non lethal if you want.)
+2 Scot Bonus if Elizabeth can act like a true Scot in a bar.
+1 if Elizabeth can get pissed the hell off.
+1 if Gwynevere can try to calm Elizabeth down a bit, and maybe try to suggest better options, and only end up making Elizabeth even more brutal/angry.

If everything happens and if anons are brutal enough, autosuccess.

Rolled 13 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1318538
Yell out 'FREEEDOM!'

Rolled 13 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1318538

Smash through the door and squeeze someone's head like a grape. Then grab the nearest gent and tear him in two.

And scream out, "THERE IS NO OLD MAN IN THE SKY TONIGHT EVERYONE! THERE IS ONLY ME, MYSELF AND I!"

And just tear out two pieces of the wall and smack a motherfucker between them to make a not really sandwich of biker and wall.

And for good measure. Shove our tail down someone's throat, do what Davy Jones did in Pirates of the Caribbean

Allowing a higher success if anons can either try to get Gwynevere to calm Elizabeth down or if Elizabeth can be even more brutal and scottish.

>>1318605

Add in to mine tearing out someone's eye, dump in the most flammable alcohol in the hole and set fire in there.

Along with showing our ass to anyone who wants to fight. Just like in Braveheart.

And scream out swear words in gaelic while playing tug of war between one hand and the other. One guy in the middle.

Add in turning a lady into a puppet by upper-cunting them. :^)

>>1318605

"Alright ye filthy primitives, listen up! I ain't here to chat, and I ain't here to mingle. I be here, to git sum answers, an I dun give haf a shit if it means rippin' haf of ye apart wit me bare hands, and beatin' the other haf wit the remains until someone spills it. So wat's it gunna, mates?"

Elizabeth doesn't know Gaelic or Celtic or whatever you want to call it.

You smash through the wall, startling most of the bikers... Which only get even more startle when you tear out two pieces of the wall, and a nearby stunned biker, and cause him to fall to the floor, knocked the fuck out.

This of course, causes most of the bikers to reach for weapons... Revolvers, shotguns, and pistols. The unfortunate pool player however, lacks a weapon, save only a pool cue.

The bartender herself even grabs the double barrel shotgun for this brawl... Everyone certainly seems quite scared and hesitant to attack you.

Actions

>...Now that you have their attention... Beat the shit out of them.
>...Maybe you should try to calm down and be non-lethal...
>You know, there's one really under-handed combat technique you could do. Asset distraction. (+2 to your combat rolls/charming them.)
>Terrify them. Should do the trick in getting information.
>...Charm them? You hopefully can be quite charming, even if your a bit brutish.
>Write-In

>>1318682

>...Now that you have their attention... Beat the shit out of them.

Barroom blitz

>>1318682
>...Now that you have their attention... Beat the shit out of them.

What languages does Liz know? I don't think she can learn them quickly like Ren since he's a born dragon.

Now that you have their attention... You look to beating the shit out of each and every single one of them.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if Elizabeth can find brutal ways to knock out or kill everyone in the room, which is about fourteen orcs, two humans, and one unlucky werewolf. And the bartender who's the only woman.
+2 if Elizabeth can be extremely terrifying, and somehow find a way to make her assets terrifying as well. Or use them as a weapon.
+2 if Elizabeth can either finish off the knocked out biker or use him as a weapon somehow.
+2 if Elizabeth can try to prevent the cartel's possible escape.
+1 if Elizabeth can be scottish as fuck. (And upright about this.)

If everything's done, autosuccess.

Rolled 4 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1318733
Start chucking some people at their bikes. That should retard their escape.

Rolled 3 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1318733

Rolled 1 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1318733

Tear open an orc's arm and rip out the bone. Use that to kill a few people by stabbing them repeatedly in the dick until death.

For one suffocate him to death with our ass, and be sure to crush their motocycles.

For the bartender, we upper-cunt her.

All the while scream the following things.

"I HAVE COME TO DRAG YOUR WORTHLESS HIDES TO HELL TO BE THE DEVIL'S COCKSOCK!"

"YOUR GOD CAN'T SAVE YOU NOW! PRAYING WILL DO NO GOOD!"

"YOUR FAMILIES ARE NEXT! BY THEN MY MERCY IS GONE!"

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>>1318782

I'm sorry.

>>1318782
I think the dice gods disapprove of the amount of khornate brutality in this anon.

Since I feel nice I'll let anons use Barbaric since Elizabeth is going quite "barbaric" here.

Actions

>Use barbaric! (Note that Renexizious if he recovers tommorow will be unable to use it.)
>...Don't use it!

>>1318786

>Use barbaric! (Note that Renexizious if he recovers tommorow will be unable to use it.)

How to make a smoothy starring Elizabeth, ghost starring Khorne.

Step 1: Find some poor fuckers

Step 2: Get pissed

Step 3: Put them into a blender, this means rip and tear like a blender

Step 4: Make sure it swirls, oh baby make it swirl

>>1318786
>Use barbaric! (Note that Renexizious if he recovers tommorow will be unable to use it.)

You can't help but get angry... They're taking arms against THEIR queen! The ruffians! The scoundrels... The utter fools!

Roll me a 1d20 for Elizabeth to RIP AND TEAR.

+3 if Elizabeth can hit maximum rip and tear and be extremely barbaric. (+1 if it can include quite a bit of gore. +2 if she can barbarically use her assets as distractions or weapons on all of them somehow. +1 if she can use her weight and size as a weapon in itself as well.)
+2 if Elizabeth can vent her anger out on the bikers.
+2 if Elizabeth can find more things to break or destroy, or use the furniture as weapons.
+1 if Gwynevere can get quite scared of Elizabeth.

If you can kill all the bikers and come up with unique ways for each one, as brutally as a Khornate, and do all the bonuses, it'll be a critical autosuccess.
And potentially upgrade her.

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1318811
>Sixteen bikers with guns, a woman with a shotgun and a werewolf with a pool stick.
wew led. I think that's too much for me to write.

>>1318832
Eh, I'm willing to allow you to "combine" kills so to speak, to speed it up.

>>1318811

Orcs:

For one, use his spine to strangle him to death. Another must have his head ripped off and curshed. One needs to have the inside of his head lit on fire. Rip out another's stomach and feed it to him. Grind one orc's head Hellsing style on the wall. Break a stool and use the ends to impale one up the ass. Smash two together. Douse a guy in flammable alcohol and burn him alive. Bite another in half. Suffocate one between our tits. Sit on one until his chest caves in. Rip another in half. Use both halves of the previous killing to best another to death. Give one a blood eagle. And the last get's the William Wallace death.

Werewolf: Shove the pool cue up his ass, Vlad the Impaler style. If he doesn't die then tear out his heart and give it to Gwyn to eat

Bartender: Upper-cunt

All the while, use it as stress relief.

>>1318872

This it boss?

>>1318882
Only thing missing is using assets and getting Gwynevere to be a little terrified of Elizabeth. Other wise it's great anon.

>>1318908

I mentioned suffocating one using tits. And I mentioned offering Gwyn to have a heart to eat, causing her to freak her out.

If the heart one doesn't work, squeeze a corpse's blood out into her mouth. Tasty blood juice.

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>>1318908
Crush the bartenders head in our thighs or suffocate he in our blossom last.

>Liz, this isn't what a healing mage is suppose to do! Please stop, it's like a nightmare.

>>1318921
I might be kind of a moralfag but don't you think giving her heart to eat might be just tad overkill.

>>1318934

You must remember my dear anon. I'm not an edgelord, I just follow Chaos. And Stephen King and Quentin Tarentino as my trinity of role models.

Does that affect my sanity?

Sanity is for the weak.

>>1318921
Oh. Well, I missed that.

You go on a absolute rampage, There's quite a bit of impalement, a bit of comfortable suffocation, and ripping and tearing...

You eventually come to being covered in blood, and taste... Orc flesh in your mouth... Not to mention gore, bodyparts, and a suffocating biker inbetween your breasts... And a bartender with a broken neck in your thighs...

It seems the only survivor was the only lucky enough to be stuck in your breasts, and everyone is erh... Dead. Very dead. Gwynevere seems to be extremely upset, and you blink slowly... And can't help but spit out some flesh. Gross... Yet oddly delicious. But gross all the same.

You are a bit... Confused, to be certain. You do feel very relaxed though. That's good... You guess. Should you be relaxed? Probably not.

Elizabeth now has the mutation Scottish Rage. This is functionally similar to Barbaric, but rather then Renexizious being able to do work although acting like a barbarian, Elizabeth gets as angry and bloodthirsty as a drunk Scot in Glasgow who's just had their wallet stolen from them by a cunt midget.

She can do this twice a day however, and can re-roll failures in combat or other things.

Of course, now you have a bit of a... Suffocating biker problem. You should probably take him out and head upstairs to take out the rest of the gang... As you hear yelling from all the way up there...

Actions

>(Scottish Rage) He'll make a fine bloody example of what happens if they don't get the fuck out of your way! Head up there, get ready to kick ass if needed!
>Calm down, and remove the suffocating biker... You erh... You didn't exactly mean to do that. Besides, you sort of might want to interrogate him, although he does have friends upstairs...
>(Scottish Rage) Finish the fuckwad biker off! Squeeze his head like a fuckin' grape!
>Shapeshift. This form just... It's a little disturbing to be honest.
>Write-In

>>1318965
Also, the rage gives you bonuses to fighting and in addition being in a dwarf form, dragotaur form, or a minotaur form will give you a even bigger bonus.

>>1318965
>(Scottish Rage) Finish the fuckwad biker off! Squeeze his head like a fuckin' grape!

>as a drunk Scot in Glasgow who's just had their wallet stolen from them by a cunt midget.
I don't know why but that made me laugh

Oh, and finally, taking actions that are labeled Scottish Rage prolong Elizabeth's "Scottish" behavior and anger, which gets only more keen if she drinks, gets in a fight, is extremely crude, or otherwise insults people creatively like a true Scot. Oh, and be nationalistic of Scotland.

You squeeze your fucking huge ass boobs as hard as you can, bursting his fucking head like the bawbag the utter piece of fuckin' shit is. You continue your rage upstairs, and see the second story seems to have a door. How fucking cute. Who the bloody fuck thought this shit was going to stop you?

You kick the door right where it's door dick would of fuckin' been and headbutt the top of the doorway, only to see what seems to be a fucking storeroom full of goddamned alcohol, cocaine, marijuana, and God know what the fuck else. A few bikers seem to be taking cocaine in the fucking corner while some poor fuck is shackled to the wall on a pipe. Seems to be one of the fuckin' bikers, or at least was. The bikers in the room turn around, seeing you, clearly high out of their fuckin' minds.

A clearly high orc makes a crude remark for you to "show him the tits or get the fuck out", and the rest of the high and drunk shit-fucks laugh at him like it was fucking funny. You can show them what the fuck is goddamned fucking funny, when you shove their fucking tongue into their eyesockets and send them to a nursery in a goddamned box as a fucking warning sign.

Actions

>Intimidate the shit-for-brains. (Scare them off!)
>...Funny, eh? Fucking funny, to be this explotive to fuckin' women? Show him what the fuck is so funny when you shove your fist so far up his ass you'll teach him what the word "internal hemorrhaging" means! (Fight them.)
>...You need a fuckin' drink from what this daft cuntbag just said to you. Punch the cocksucker and grab the nearest drink. (Prolong the rage and get a +1 bonus due to drinking!)
>Fucking biker gang thinks their tough? Well, these fuckwads couldn't hurt a baby in a crib. In fact, you might as well show them how to BE a fuckin' biker! (...Try to take control of the biker gang?)
>Write-In

>>1319041
>...Funny, eh? Fucking funny, to be this explotive to fuckin' women? Show him what the fuck is so funny when you shove your fist so far up his ass you'll teach him what the word "internal hemorrhaging" means! (Fight them.)

Roll me a 1d20+7 to beat the living shit out of the bikers.

+3 if you can brutally kill the bikers, especially that Orc who just told you to show him your fucking tits. (+1 if you can make a "joke" while killing him brutally. +1 if it's somewhat ironic to what he said.)
+2 if you can use the drugs and alcohol in here to your advantage by either killing them with it, or drinking the shit out of the alcohol somehow.
+1 if after Elizabeth kills them all she can find a way to relax and calm down...
+1 if you can be Gwynevere and beg Elizabeth to calm down and stop.

>>1319076
Oh, and if everything happens autosuccess.

Rolled 17 + 8 (1d20 + 8)

>>1319076
>Liz, please put an end to this. You're suppose to above this. Not even the lowest of British commoners are this insanely violent. And you're a mother of princes and princesses like Charlemagne and Elisif. Think of the children!

>>1319076
for the +3 grab that specific Orc by the skull, pull him into your fist, and gut punch him so hard he pukes, then pull his head towards our tits, so it's the last thing he see's when we rip it clean off his body.

+2 throw the body into the alcohol spilling it everywhere, then when we bash one of the orcs in the head with a metal pipe or slash his helmet with a claw it catches fire, spreads to the weed and other drugs. we literally sling cocaine bags to blind some of the other Orcs.

both plus +1's after the end of the rampage Gwynevere begs Elizabeth to please calm down and that this is beyond horrifying for a good and proper lady to do, and she should calm down by trying to tidy up the mess, so she'll try and gather the orcs in a pile.

is this acceptable for the auto?

Amazing Success!

You of course, grab the orc by the skull, pulling him straight into your fist breaking his nose and two of his teeth, and punch him so hard in the gut he vomits onto the ground... Then while he's still puking, you pull his head towards your tits, and rip it clean off his body, vomit still coming out of the neck hole... And you toss the body into alcohol, smashing a few bottles...

The orcs seem a bit terrified, so you pull a metal pipe out, bashing one of their heads open with it, and slice another one's head into shreds while breathing fire...

The rest of the rampage is mostly a blur, but eventually you calm down with most of the room on fire... And the weed especially...

You feel a bit... Well... Calmer... Sort of... But really anxious... Your hands just can't stop moving, and you swear you see things in the corner of your eyes...

The only person left alive is the terrified biker chained up against the corner, with a fire blazing towards him...

You know, you could try to save him... Maybe get Gwynevere a bit less terrified of you...

Actions

>...Rush in there and try to help him. (Increase the opinion of Gwynevere a bit, and maybe get some information.)
>...Ignore him and save yourself. (Elizabeth might beat herself up later over this, and Gwynevere's opinion will decrease.)
>(Scottish Rage) Who says this bloody fuck is spared? Take care of him too! (Gwynevere's opinion slightly drops, and Elizabeth will not remember any of this at all.)
>Write-In

>>1319141
>...Rush in there and try to help him. (Increase the opinion of Gwynevere a bit, and maybe get some information.)

so, I miss anything good in the homeland of /pol/?

>>1319141
>...Rush in there and try to help him. (Increase the opinion of Gwynevere a bit, and maybe get some information.)

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1319159
Well, mostly missed the info that the Kobolds have gauss weapons, Drow are fucking with your nation, and other things like that.

You decide to rush in there to help him...

Ignore my roll.

>>1319171
Genocide the elves. for kobolds try and get a hand on a few of their scientist.

>>1319179
To be a bit more specific, the Drow bombed the Kobold embassy in hopes of putting the blame on us (Sweden) and normal elves (The Elven Dominion). They used a bio weapon designed by the gnomes which causes 3 out of 4 Kobolds to die from suffocation. However this is actually easily curable with stuff common in the surface and we made a deal to seal them medicinal stuff.

You rush in, tearing the handcuffs off, and carry him out alive...

Eventually you get outside, and the clubhouse seems on fire... You calm down quite a bit... Why are you covered in blood and vomit?

"P-please! Don't kill me! I-I just joined because they promised they'd leave my mom alone!"

The prisoner you saved seems utterly, and completely terrified of you.

"Hey, it's uh... It's alright... Wait, did you hear that?"

You look around... Your vision is... Really blurry... You can't help but feel hyper. Like you want to do all the things... And you feel like... Super relaxed. It's... It's really nice honestly.

The prisoner eventually realizes you aren't going to hurt him, and you just kinda pause.

"Erh... Are you ok? Your eyes kinda look... Big, I guess?"

"What? Yeah... I just kinda need to... Relax for a moment..."

You sit down not too far, feel relaxed and having more energy then you can deal with. It's like you drank twenty liters of pure sugar or something.

Actions

>...Try to focus. Try to get information out of the guy you saved!
>...Maybe you should relax for a minute or two, get it all out of your system...
>You feel like you have BOUNDLESS energy! Put it to good use or something! Do something!
>You should probably just take a nap for a bit... It's so relaxing, next to a warm fire... Kind of...
>Write-In

>>1319190
oh so to put it clearly, we need to genocide the Drow AND the Gnomes. should we start building the gas chambers first or the Death Squads.

>...Try to focus. Try to get information out of the guy you saved!

>>1319198
>...Try to focus. Try to get information out of the guy you saved!

>>1319203
I don't think any Drow or Gnomes live in our empire so stuff like that would be pretty pointless. Also the stuff we did with the Elves like ghettoes is still kind of hurting us.

>>1319208
well damn, we really need to finish fixing up our country in terms of industry and it's current wars so that we can kill them.

>Elves in Ghettoes.
whats the current plan?

There's a few drow slaves and refugees in your Empire.

You try to focus... God, it's really hard...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to interrogate the biker.

+3 if you can threaten him with the last of your rage.
+2 if towards the end you can just become sweet, and maternal again...
+1 if you can try to mutter out an apology for likely terrifying the shit out of him.
+2 if you can use your assets too, to convince him.

Autosuccess if everything happens.

>>1319203
You have a werewolf right wing deathsquad actually.

Rolled 13 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1319219
Shapeshift into what ever race he is. Then we can better use our assets on him.

>>1319215
Anons have been talking about just undoing stuff we did to the elves so that they like us and become more productive but as with many things, it's been very very slow.

Rolled 20 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1319219
now I have to resist the urge to post the video and spoil the moment when we actually do use them, damnit QM.

>+2 if towards the end you can just become sweet, and maternal again...
Oh sweety, it's alright, i'm not going to bite you, but I need you to be a good boy and tell me what you ca-ca-Achoo! . . pardon me! *giggle* what you can about those mean nasty bikers.

. . . don't judge me.

Critical Success!

You can't help but... Feel relaxed... Calm...

You stretch a bit to avoid closing your eyes.

"Oh sweety... It's alright... I wouldn't bite you... Just be a good boy and tell me... Tell me..."

You sneeze a bit.

"O-oh, pardon me..." You can't help but giggle towards the end while you pet his soft little cute hair...

"Just... Oh... Tell me about those nasty bikers if you can, please..."

"O-Oh... Erh..."

"Pretty please sweetie?"

You give the most kind, reassuring look you can in your dragotaur form... Slowly your energy just seems to be transferred to kind of just wanting to sleep a bit... So weird...

"I-I was a courier for their delivery service, alright? I-I accidentally caught on to the drug trade they were doing and they were going to starve me to death..."

"Oh, you poor little thing... I should get you some food..." You giggle slightly... He reminds you of one of your kids... Odah... He's so sweet when he's not arguing with his other head... What was his name again? You forget...

Either way, you give the man a great big crushing hug.

"...Come on dear, you can tell your mother anything... Just go ahead, mama's here..."

"W-what?"

You sneeze, and giggle maniacally for a minute...

"I-I erh... I uh... Thank you?"

"Oh don't worry sweetie... I'll make you bacon sandwiches when we get home..."

"Erh... I-I uh... Well, I kind of found out who they uh... Who they sold and got their drugs from... I mean, it's pretty huge, alright? But I'm not saying anything unless you promise me I'll be safe, alright?"

You begin to stand up, laughing a bit like it was a joke, while you cradle him in your arms.

"Oh, you'll be so safe with me... I can't believe you'd think you wouldn't be safe with your new mom..."

The guy is creeped out at this point, but you can barely think.

"...I-I just want to go home goddamn it."

You tsk slightly, and remind him cursing is bad... So of course, you walk to his apartment... Even Gwynevere is a bit loopy.

When Elizabeth is high on marijuana, it seems she's either very maternal, laughs a lot and thinks everything is a joke, or both. She does seem to be very calmed though.

Eventually you get to his apartment, and rest on the bed... You should probably take a bath. Eh. That can come in a bit, after you learn about whatever antics he's been up to...

He tells you a bit about how the Russians are involved with the cartel and supply them with drugs from Siberia, and how they sell it to a few Governor Generals and a surprising amount of public officials... And how the Russians have been bribing police officers very effectively since they've become half-dragons since they need more money to live and "like shiny stuff a lot". Not to mention there's an entire underground Russian Mafia in the Empire that's expanded all the way to Germany!

It's fascinating, honestly...

On the next national action, Elizabeth can now "purge corruption" for free which will greatly reduce corruption throughout the Empire.

After hearing this, you think about what to do...

Actions

>...Take a bath... You have to write one of those fancy letters and take it to the courthouse and tell the judge stuff so he accepts it... You probably should look and smell good and not like vomit and blood. (Also might sober Elizabeth up.)
>...Just make some bacon sandwiches, coddle the obvious child for a bit, and get some sleep...
>(As Gwynevere), Try to break Elizabeth out of whatever she's been doing! She's probably high or something... No wonder she's acting loopy! (HARD to sober up Elizabeth.)
>...Maybe you should... Well, maybe you should make sure that biker gang's taken out of commission... Ask the man so polite enough to invite you into their home if there's any other biker stuff you need to take care of...
>Go visit that detective guy at midnight! He'd be so happy to hear you took care of that cartel, oh he's such a cute little puppy, yes he is... Aw, he'd be so cute if you bought him a toy to play with too... (Optional if you actually want to buy the adorable serious werewolf doggo a toy.)
>Write-In

>>1319313
>...Take a bath... You have to write one of those fancy letters and take it to the courthouse and tell the judge stuff so he accepts it... You probably should look and smell good and not like vomit and blood. (Also might sober Elizabeth up.)

>>1319313
>>...Take a bath... You have to write one of those fancy letters and take it to the courthouse and tell the judge stuff so he accepts it... You probably should look and smell good and not like vomit and blood. (Also might sober Elizabeth up.)

NEVER DO GOVERNMENT BUISNESS WHILE HIGH! ONLY MAYORS CAN PULL THAT SHIT OFF!

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>>1319330
True that

Roll me a 1d20+5 to CLEAN OFF!
And maybe get a little less high.

+3 if Elizabeth can find ways to clean the blood and vomit off her body. (+1 if she can find a way to clean off the sensitive breasts as well.)
+2 if she can complain about all this blood and the... Vomit on her. Why is there vomit on her breasts? Gross.
+2 if she can slowly come out of her maternal state a bit, and start to realize where she is and that she's basically sleeping with a complete stranger tonight.
+2 if she can overlook going into a human sized tub in her dragotaur form, and the possible damages that might ensue from that.

Autosuccess if that all happens, and Elizabeth can think about adorable werewolf doggos and how cute they are. She's practically in a city with a bunch of them.

Rolled 5 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1319348
>Oh my. All this Mongolian blood and vomit on my bosom, how gross.
Orcs come from Central Asia right.

Rolled 18 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1319348
+4she is so grossed out by the vomit on her breast and the blood which absolutely does not belong on the body of a noblewoman that she couldn't give a damn about the commoners tub.

+3by scavenging around the bathroom for some hair products used by the wolves, use those on the fur portions, alternating hot and cold water to freeze and melt the puke accordingly to make it easier to target and remove respectively.

"Disgusting! I swear there better be a good damn reason i'm covered in the filth of those disgusting greenskin barbarians! ugh! and why is it so sticky! The hell is wrong with the shit that comes out of Orcs!"

Good Success!

You successfully clean up, but sadly the commoner's tub is grossly bent, destroyed, and the floor suffers from some water damage... Though luckily you seem clean, and smell... Alright.

With that done, you decide to just sleep on the couch... It's already awkward as it is, being in a stranger's home.

You eventually wake up in the morning, in your dragotaur form... You know, you should probably write that pardon now...

As you get up, you hear the man you rescued apparently eating cereal... He seems to be a older-aged teenager apparently... And erh... Seems to have been staring at your breasts. He quickly looks away once you get up though.

"Uh, hi. Is your little maternal thing over?"

You just shake your head as you look around, and note a lack of paper... Or pens.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see how well you can write that pardon.

+3 if you can think about how to make it official looking... Even if you lack a stamp or anything like that.
+2 if you can think about what form to deliver this in.
+2 if you can chastise him for staring at your assets... How rude! (+1 if you can slightly use them so he'll go out and get you some things you might need...)
+1 if you can comment on your maternal nature last night to the older-aged teen.

Rolled 17 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1319426

Back, sorry.

If anons want to do two of the +2, or the +3 and +1 bonuses, then it'll be a high enough success that you'll skip talking to the judge.

>>1319479
We should deliver it in human form seeing as that the most unassuming or neutral form. Alternatively we could deliver it in Half-Dragon form since they seem to be higher up on the social chain and probably more respected.

>You ought to be ashamed for looking at me the way you do. You may be a young man but a man nonetheless and proper gentlemen are suppose to be respectful towards any guests and not just ogle at their physical features.

>>1319426
+3 mark it with our signature and an address to contact invoice to the royal family in order to confirm it's authenticity.

Deliver it in a mostly Dragon form.

You of course, go down and deliver the royal pardon in a human form, but before you go, you chastise him quite thoroughly.

With all that done, you head back to the werewolf detective...

You of course, mention the royal pardon part... And mention the slight... Massacre you did to the bikers.

"What? You? Massacring a orc cartel biker gang? I heard from a rumor that you had a habit of literally babying people and treating them like children."

He seems a bit shocked at this, and clearly doesn't exactly seem to believe that you were behind the massacre at the clubhouse.

Actions

>...Mention how you can bring a witness, if he so wants.
>...Quickly move on. You'd rather forget that already.
>...I do not baby people! God, why do people think that? I just treat my kids like little babies, alright?
>...Can we just go investigate the mansion now? I got everything done.
>Write-In

>>1319514
>Write-In
"a queen will do what she must to ensure the safety and well being of her people against the violence and depravity of organized criminal elements, even if it means getting her hands dirty."

>...Can we just go investigate the mansion now? I got everything done.


>...Mention how you can bring a witness, if he so wants.

>>1319514
>...Can we just go investigate the mansion now? I got everything done.

"Well, a Queen will do what she must to ensure the safety and well being of her people against the violence and depravity of organized criminal elements. Even if it means getting her hands dirty. If you so desire, I can bring a witness. But I've gotten everything done, so let's go investigate the mansion."

"You sure?"

"Yes. I am."

You follow him to his car, and get in beside him.

"...So, you want a revolver? I got plenty of them from scumbags like that Cartel."

"...I'd like to know why you have two revolvers... It seems a bit... Unwarranted."

"Ambidextrous, like most werewolves. Besides, looks good for the dames... No offense."

"None taken... But how do you..."

"What? Fast reflexes, and also a gun smith of mine customized it a bit so I could dual wield it."

"...It seems highly impractical."

"Well, you like being a spoilsport about interesting guns, don't you? Next thing you know you'll get on my case about drinking or smoking!"

Actions

>...I'll take the revolver, I suppose...
>...I'm perfectly fine. I can use much more... Lethal forms.
>...Show him how strong you can actually be. Shift to a more powerful form.
>Critizie him for dual-wielding revolvers like a jackass and like he's a movie hero or something.
>Write-in

>>1319550
>Critizie him for dual-wielding revolvers like a jackass and like he's a movie hero or something.

as someone who does very light /k/ browsing I have been triggered.

>>1319550
>>Critizie him for dual-wielding revolvers like a jackass and like he's a movie hero or something.

"...You dual wield revolvers?"

"Yes."

"...You are retarded."

"You're no fun. Besides, once you get enough practice i-"

"Stop. Your embarrassing yourself."

He growls softly.

"Why does EVERYONE say that? And fuck you, you aren't getting my revolver."

"How many revolvers do you have?"

"...Sixteen?"

"Just drive."

"What?"

"You have... Sixteen revolvers on you."

"Well, yes... Some people say it's a problem, but honestly I don't see what they're talking about."

That would explain the strange bulges beneath his jacket. And the many holsters under it.

"You need help. Now, can we go?"

"Fine..."

He begins to drive you to the mansion.

"...Besides, in all honesty the only thing that you can rely on to stop a angry werewolf either a very, very strong taser or a high-powered revolver. Which I carry many of."

Actions

>Come on, you don't need that much stopping power.
>...Why did I help you again?
>...Well, I'm sure Renexizious's police do an adequate job.
>...Can I please have one revolver?
>Quick question... Are werewolves actually weak against silver?
>Write-In

>>1319561
>Quick question... Are werewolves actually weak against silver?

>>1319561
>Quick question... Are werewolves actually weak against silver?
>...Can I please have one revolver?

1- what is the Caliber of his Revolvers.
2- if werewolves are weak to silver they can be simply put down with semi automatics or smaller caliber revolvers,
3- Duel wielding anything that isn't a machinegun for anything besides suppressing fire is absolutely the dumbest thing you can do in a combat situation, especially with a precision firearm like a revolver.

"So quick question... Are werewolves actually weak against silver?"

"Depends on who you ask. It's life-threatening to most... Though some people just have it like a mild allergy. Really fucks with us too, can't really have wounds for us get healed though. Silver bullets fuck that all up, but most of us can take a regular bullet and in a year you won't even feel the bullet mark."

"So normal bullets don't do much?"

"Eh. You take buckshot to the face, your dead. But a revolver round or two to the shoulder? You can walk that off... So long as you can stop the bleeding. We recover faster then most."

"Ah... So what caliber are your revolvers?"

"Mostly .455 Webley."

"So if werewolves are weak to silver, why don't you use a normal gun?"

"...Really? Yeah, I'll take a assault rifle on my next investigation... Gotta get that vibe of "home invasion" going. I'd stick with my concealed revolvers, thanks. And no, smaller caliber revolvers don't mean shit against a werewolf. A silver bullet won't mean it'll drop like a fly, it just means that you poisoned it and that wound won't close up for a damned long time. That's why you need stopping power."

"...So you dual-wield revolvers."

"...Let me just tell you that typically accuracy doesn't matter. When it does, you won't see me fucking trying to dual wield and fire. It's goddamned hard to miss a werewolf, let me tell you. And it's not my job to be a bounty hunter, I'm in the business of being a detective, not a gottdamned gunslinger."

You shake your head in disapproval as he pulls up to the mansion.

"Right... We're here. Now follow me."

The two of you get out, and you see a large abandoned mansion.

"So, you want to lead or want me to lead?"

Actions

>You can lead, thank you very much...
>...I'd rather lead.
>...Shapeshift to a different form?
>Can I please have that revolver?
>Write-In

>>1319592
>...I'd rather lead.
>...Shapeshift to a different form?

something stronger. maybe the dragotaur if we can avoid wrecking our clothing, if not we'll go as we are.

>>1319592
>You can lead, thank you very much...
>...Shapeshift to a different form?
Dwarves are sturdy and harder targets to hit. We can just stay behind and cast healing magic on him like a skrub.

>>1319597
Dragotaur won't damage your clothes due... Magical bullshit, I guess.

>>1319603
I say front, I like the idea of a noblewoman who gets shit done and still behaves like a lady.

So do anons want to be the heal slut or be the glorious meatshield?

>>1319629
hmn, is our revolver monkey one of those trash werewolves or can he actually take a few shots? i'll take heal slut if he can survive a decent amount of damage.

>>1319630
He can take a few shots like a normal person. Don't expect him to take a shotgun blast or anything severe though. Even a single gunshot is liable to kill.

>>1319632
glorious meatshield, excuse me while I tell off a shill in trump gen.

>>1319632
I'll go with being a meatshield

>>1319636
>salutes externally
Awoo Squad deployed.

You decide to be a meatshield... As in a dragotaur. The meatiest of meatshields.

You of course head in front of him, and into the mansion...

As you enter the front room... It seems a lot more fancy then the outside... Freshly cleaned red carpet, a warm fireplace... Someone's living here and taking care of it.

There's a grand staircase heading up, what seems to be a living room going straight forward, two rooms to the left and right... This room seems to have a lot of greek statues, and clearly smells of the upper class no doubt...

You note there's a small red chair with a martini on a stand next to it beside the grand staircase, like someone was drinking not too long ago.

What do?

Actions

>Head upstairs!
>Head left!
>Head right!
>Head into the living room?
>Investigate the room your in a bit?
>Write-In

>>1319641
>Investigate the room your in a bit?
Can the detective sniff it out and track it like a bloodhound. It might sound stereotypical but it makes sense for him.

>>1319641
>Head upstairs!
Martini by the stairs indicates someone's here, it would be better to get to them first than vice versa.

Would anons like to split up?

>>1319646
Sure

>>1319646
ok.

I swear the shilling got worse once the CIA were revealed to be the shills and bronyfaggots.

You head upstairs while the detective sniffs the martini... He follows it, and the two of you split up...

You head upstairs and see two doors... One seems to be locked, so you follow the other one...

You come to what seems to be a dinning room... Nothing really seems to be there... But you smell a great amount of food coming from the kitchen. You peek in to see quite a bit of food being prepared... Or was being prepared. And what seems to be a paper set out...

It seems to be entirely meat... Venison, steak, you name it. It smells delicious. It's mostly been cooked rare, with only one strip of ribs having been cooked above that.

Actions

>...Taste the food?
>...Read the paper.
>...Investigate the next room.
>...Try to meet back up with the detective?
>Write-in

>>1319656
>...Read the paper.

>>1319656
>...Read the paper.
>...Investigate the next room.
Cannibal.

>>1319660
You'd be able to tell if it was human meat. None if it is, it's just animal meat.

You read the paper.

Next time you set up dinner, please set out more napkins for the guests. It save you time, and saves the boss time as well!

Well, that's rather vague.

You move into the next room... It seems to be locked, with only a slit in the door... Which also is locked. The door itself is made of metal however.

Actions

>...Break the door down. It'll take some effort though.
>...See about heading downstairs.
>...Knock on the door?
>Write-in

>>1319667
>Write-in
now find the detective. we will see what he found and go back up.

>>1319669
This

>>1319667
>animal meat.
>in a setting with werewolves.
>expecting anons to fall for that one.

QM. . i

You go to find the detective...

You find him standing over a... Heavily brutalized pair of skeletons... Quite old apparently. That or something stripped all the flesh off them. They're remarkably white skeletons though.

"Dead... For how long, I don't know. Blood's dried on the carpet... Ribs crushed and the spine was torn. Something very, very heavy attacked these two. Both are human, by the way."

"So something large ran into them?"

"Judging from it, I'd say punched hard enough to break their spinal cord from the front. Whatever it was has an excessive amount of force... Though judging from the lack of any other physical marks, left quickly... Might of come back though. Now, if you look carefully, these two men were holding sub-machine guns, Tommy guns to be specific... And if you look at where they fired, there's no bullet holes. So whatever the fuck killed them is big as well. So likely speaking, this isn't actually their blood..."

"What do you mean?"

"It's most likely whatever this thing's blood is. Course, I have no idea what that is. Looks a bit darker then most dried blood stains I've seen..."

"So your telling me..."

"Very likely they just suffocated to death since their lungs were completely fucked."

Actions

>...Well, let's look deeper.
>...I think this place is still inhabited...
>...I'm going back upstairs.
>...I think we should just leave.
>Great. So we have a giant thing trying to kill us.
>Write-In

>>1319688
>...Well, let's look deeper.

Calling it now. Vampires with at least one vampire Minotaur who killed these guys who were the previous owners.

>>1319692
this and maybe. also tell him we are not alone in this building.

>Write-In
take a mommygun. no that was not a typo.

Let's look at some stuff about Hansodr.
>Lots of smog which blocks out the sun
>Lots of catholic style cathedrals
>Lots of werewolves which have Catholics connotations
>A crime scene in a mansion with lots of blood

Hmmmm...

vampire's, literal oven dodgers of the setting. lmao.

>>1319699
It all makes sense. Hansodr could be a breeding ground for a cult of vampires and the recent werewolf disappearances are from vampires killing werewolves who were close to finding the truth and vampire vs werewolves may-mays like twilight cancer. This presumably gothic style mansion is no doubt their base of operations. Maybe my rambling of vampires has given the QM a new idea

You take the tommy gun.

"Don't think we're alone in here... Let's just look deeper though."

"Ja."

You head deeper... You come across a door which you open to reveal... What seems to be stairs going down.

"Ladies first." He says, as he holds the door open for you.

"Thank you..."

You say, as you descend. You hear something in the ventilation, and a squeak... Of a rat.

God, not rats. At least it's not spiders...

"What's wrong, princess? Scared of squeaks?"

"What? No. Just... Not used to basements."

"Sure, sure. Take your time."

You continue on... Making sure to look down to avoid stepping on... Rat feces or rats...

God, why did it have to be rats...

Roll me a 1d20+5 to investigate the basement.

+3 if you can find a way to look out for rats, rat feces, and otherwise avoid stepping in anything.
+2 if you can poke some fun at the detective.
+2 if you can find a way to light the basement up so it's easier to see.
+1 if you can take bet at what killed them.

Rolled 18 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1319705
It was vampires. That means there has to be coffins lying around somewhere.

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>>1319714
. . . . pffffffffffffft. Anon, I think you have a small problem there.

18+6=24

Good Success!

You eventually feel up against the wall having run out of options in the basement, which turns out to be a fancy wine cellar... Of course, you open what seems to be a hidden door in one of the wine kegs...

On the other side seems to be metal flooring, a sort of "industrial" feel so to speak. You and the detective head into the other side and...

Well, you see what seems to be a sort of door... A metallic door, barred shut and with enough steel to maybe even put your strength to the test... The windows on the other hand...

You smash through them easily and climb into the other side... The lights in whatever this place is flicker, power clearly failing... You see what seems to be a desk with a old journal ontop of it...

Though you smell... Something coming from the back room behind a closed door... It smells old. Though there's another sealed door leading further into whatever this place was.

Actions

>...Investigate the back room.
>Read the journal?
>Head deeper!
>Write-In

>>1319719
>pick up Journal for later, Investigate Back room.

>>1319719
>Read the journal?
>...Investigate the back room.

I know I should be going to sleep but this is too suspenseful.

You decide to poke through the journal a bit, and investigate the back room.

Here's what the first entry in the journal says. It seems to lack dates...

Laboratory set up thanks to my client's contacts. I've been given a small armed guard and a few associate researchers... They look quite pale and have that weird thing the guards also have when you look into their eyes... I'm not questioning my client's choice in guards, but I don't know if they're taking drugs or not... Look into this at a later date maybe, but my client has been extremely interested in my theories regarding brain activity being numbed while watching media outlets. He's basically paying me to have some people to watch TV. It's a great position honestly.

You flip to the next page.

Wow... Apparently the associate researchers aren't supposed to help me, but apparently after I'm done with the whole "numbing" theory process I'm supposed to send the subject to them. Strange, but I'm not complaining. What's the worst that could happen?

You can't help but flip to the next entry.

Well... Erh, subject 001 has finally come back from upstairs... The guards apparently don't really like me going up there... Kind of makes me feel like I'm a hostage or something... But the subject isn't exactly in his talkative state... I mean, I get he wasn't talkative at first, seeing as how he was recruited from a prison, but he just gives me this blank stare and a snarl whenever I give him his lunch rations... He suddenly just hates me. It's strange...

Actions

>Look into this journal further?
>Go into the back room.
>Continue on!
>Write-In

>>1319732
>Go into the back room.

>>1319732
>Go into the back room.

You head into the back room...

You unlock the door, and notice inside the... Remains of what seems to be the scientist. He has clearly died from malnourishment, and has a large hole in his head where his brain should be... Which is missing.

Great.

Actions

>Poke around his body some more?
>...Leave. Nothing worth looking at in here...
>...Well, I think we should probably head back to the office.
>Write-In

>>1319744
>Poke around his body some more?
Examine his corpse

>>1319746
Still think it's vampires? I think it's another monster that belongs in an oven. Mindflayers.

You poke around his body some more...

You hear a slight... Tick, so to speak...

Roll me a 1d20+2 to dodge a trap anons.

+3 if you can find a way to either tank the trap or somehow dodge it.

Rolled 12 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1319759
Charging through a wall with our massive Minotaur body could work, make sure we take the PI with us.

12+5=17

Minor Success!

You hear the tick, grab the detective, and bolt out of the room... The room is instantly consumed in fire as soon as you get out.

"Well, thanks... And thanks for the view."

"Oh shut it you."

"Hey, I'm not complaining here..."

You shake your head and put him down.

"Now, why don't we move along? Doubt anything's left in there."

"Right, got it."

You move along to the sealed doors and open them easily with some force... Doesn't seem like it was meant to withstand a dragotaur. Both of you head in, though you find it hard to fit...

This is of course when you come across what seems to be a... Large hallway. Filled with dead bodies. Quite literally, the floor is made of dead bodies in various states of decomposition. You count at least 20... And you hear insects crawling around all over... Disgusting. Remarkably there seems to be no blood.

Actions

>Go over the dead bodies...
>...This is a bit conspicuous... Try throwing something at them.
>Tell the Investigator to go first?
>...Shoot them? They might be guards or something... Unlikely.
>Fire Breath. It's going to take a bit to travel back through, but no insects and no bodies...
>Write-In

>>1319797
>...This is a bit conspicuous... Try throwing something at them.

Maybe one of he detectives excess revolvers.

You of course, reach inside the jacket of the werewolf and throw one of his excess revolvers... It does nothing but put a slight dent in the head of one of the bodies.

"Hey! I need those!"

He goes over and picks up his revolver... You however, hear a... Chittering sort of sound... The bodies on the ground begin to sort of vibrate, and a swarm of... Oh god, thousands of spiders just pour out of it, hundreds of thousands and hundreds... It's terrifying!

The detective however, just seems a bit confused.

"What the hell did you throw my revolver at a can for?"

[/i]THOSE AREN'T CANS THOSE ARE PEOPLE! OH GOD![/i] You think internally, completely and utterly terrified of what the hell is going on and why the fuck there's spiders and holy shit you need to just get the hell out of this place.

Roll me a 1d20+3 to see if Elizabeth can try to keep it all together.

+2 if Elizabeth can try to fight back against the spider horde...
+2 if Elizabeth can try to think more calming thoughts and try to think of a better place than this.
+1 if Elizabeth can yell desperately for the detective to help! (+1 if the detective can try to snap Elizabeth out of it.)

Rolled 7 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

+2 Elizabeth uses flamethrower.

Rolled 14 + 3 (1d20 + 3)

>>1319814
Ah, so it pperantly wasn't vampires.

14+5=19

Success!

In a panic, you use your flame breath setting the floor alight. This startles the werewolf.

"What the hell are you doing?"

You notice the spiders begin to melt away, along with the bodies... It just kind of seems like they were actually just cans...

"I erh... I just... I thought I saw a spider."

"Jesus, remind me to stay a... Away..."

He coughs at the smoke the fires are putting up, so you makre sure to put it out with your frost breath.

"Now, you ready?"

"Yeah...."

You continue down the hallway... You see a metal door on your left, and the detective seems a bit curious... He begins to unlock it.

"What are you doing?"

"Just putting some training to work... I'm wondering on what's on the other side."

"Oh."

You idly wait until you hear him open the door, and peek into the room...

It seems to be a more comfortable room, wooden actually. There's a TV, a light, a nice bed, along with a fridge and a table and chair. A sort of guest room... But why the hell would there be a guest room down here?

You however, notice that the TV seems to be on... And someone's sitting in the chair, watching it... A gruzzled man with a blank stare, His eyes look dark and cloudy, and he turns for a second to acknowledge your presence before going back to watching the TV, which seems to just be the weather channel.

There seems to be a tube in his arm, sort of like an IV tube. Maybe it's giving this man nutrients and water?

"Well... Alright... I think this is a bit... Strange..."

The werewolf seems clearly uncomfortable, and opens his trenchcoat up a bit further.

Actions

>Try to get the man watching the TV to... Well, stop.
>Pull the tube out of his arm?
>...Turn the TV off?
>Just.. . Well, leave this man alone...
>...Put the man out of his misery? It'd be a kindness...
>Write-in

>>1320211
Read more of the journal we found

You decide to read more of the journal you've found, so you begin to read it on the room's table...

As you flip to the page after the one you were reading, it seems that... Well, it seems blank for some reason.

But... You could of swore that the journal had at least thirty more pages left.

This is getting awfully weird.

Actions

>...Maybe you should turn back. This is all a bit too much.
>...Ask the Detective if he can read anything?
>...Toss the journal away.
>...Maybe tear out the pages or something?

>>1320276
>...Ask the Detective if he can read anything?