>>1282830
>Write-In
Combine the College idea withe the Tourism idea.

Simply put we'll use our government owned colleges and use college sports to draw people in to watch.

You know that does raise the idea of what if we encourage a sport culture among the werewolves.

>>1282830
>...How about introducing business? Like commerical centers... Malls... People love those! Though it could be very expensive, and hurt local business... (Get more income, and employ more high-school graduates!)

Holy shit, I slept until 4 PM.

Fuck my life.

Anyways, I'm going to wait for a few more votes anons.

>>1283001

I'll go with this.

Also a word of advice: don't travel from Missouri to Oregon by car. Your ass will hurt

>>1285386
>Extended car rides
That's suffering.

>>1285409

Also fun fact about Utah: there is next to nothing in it.

>>1285452
That's the case for a fuckton of states in the center of the USA

>>1285461

Maybe it's because Utah has barely any towns for miles. The desert going on, and then Salt Lake City shows up.

Got to see the redwoods, they're bretty gud

Shit, my body must be trying to catch on sleep or something, because I just passed out again.
And of course, I need to do some work around the house. Expect me to post in a hour or two.

That's it, fuck my life into the sun and beyond for fucking up. Going to dedicate today solely on EDS for fucking up.

You decide that college sports could be very useful... Of course, now you turn your gaze to Iceland.

Iceland is very, very staunchly Nordic, and from what some government agents report, has quite an amount of old nazi propoganda floating around. Whether the populace believes in it or not is unknown.

Iceland has a rudimentary electric system, and seems primarily a isolationism based country. It's population is quite low and lacks sophisticated education... Though the Icelanders sport ancestral proficiency in amphibious assaults, melee, and have a surprising presence of a very honor based society, akin to Japan and Medieval Europe. This brand of honor however, revolves around personal glory and bravery, sacrifice, and truth at all times.

The military of Iceland is quite unique as well, their weapons and arms focusing on shotguns with... Halberd bayonets. A little... Genius, actually. Not to mention wearing light armor camouflaged to fit with cold terrain, and plenty of fur to stay warm...Their berserkers's weapons are quite... Intimidating, having a variety of shotguns, axes, bayonets... And of course, for the very famous ones, chainsaw bayonets. Most of Iceland is split into three parts ruled by an individual Jarl elected by the army, and is typically the son of the last Jarl, and each one is expected to die in battle against the otherJarls.

So far, Iceland seems to be a popular recruitment ground for the army, due to a lack of sufficient lumber to build more homes for the growing population... Though the populace is small enough there's some concerns on the amount of recruitment going on there...

Actions

> Deal with housing and over recruitment!
> Deal with housing.
> Deal with over recruitment.
> Ignore it.
> Write In

>>1287532
>EDS
You're going to dedicate today to elctrostatic discharge?


> Deal with housing and over recruitment!
Firstly we should limit the amount of people that can be recruited from iceland to a sustainable amount then we need to start building houses.
seems doable.

>>1287535
Yes.

You decide to deal with the populace and over recruitment. ..

How are you going to solve the housing problem?

> Send lumber, and let the Jarls handle it.
> Try to construct a city!
> Try to make some villages and rural centers. Modernization is good!
> Write In for how you'll deal with housing!

>>1287621
> Try to make some villages and rural centers. Modernization is good!

You decide to construct rural villages and more modern rural countryside...

The Legate of the kobold embassy has finally gotten back into his office, and apparently has gotten a moderate pay increase... And from what you hear, the emperor's child has gone unpunished aside from paying a increase in the legate's salary.

Meanwhile, the japanese animators prepare the first episode...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how well it goes.
+2 if you can find a way to advertise this to the population.
+2 if you can try to encourage your wives to watch it with you, and how to get comfy with all of them.

Rolled 2 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1287674

>Advertise on radio and TV, throw up a few billboards in populated areas around town, and put some signs in the bus stations.
>"Come on ladies, it's time for the show! Don't you want to see how cute you all look? It's just a half hour long, the kids will love it, and I'll bring lots and lots of buttered popcorn!"

Allowing samefagging if you can get more comfy and try to advertise further.

Rolled 16 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1287677

>Put posters on the corkboards in the university commons areas, run a special promotion advertising half off a Dragon Pounder if the customer can recite the three word code listed on the commercial break.
>"Chrysoula, drag the extra couch over here! Liz is going to need it to hold all the children on while we watch this as a family activity. Renexizia, bring some mead soda for everyone from your side of the pantry, will you? Everyone, gather round me, and let's watch this family style!"

Good Success

You bring the kids to the living room and an extra couch... Frankizka seems uncomfortable and annoyed from the amount of kids you have, while you watch it, curled up with your cute wives...

The first episode seems above average in quality, and seems to have scrapped that script you gave them in exchange for introducing everyone... And apparently, they erh... Something about a deadly disease and giant robots which have destroyed China and Africa and are attacking Europe or something... Giant robots with giant swords which somehow shoot lasers from the pummel... Causing mini nuclear explosions. Or how that deadly disease turns people into highly creative cyborgs which have a penchant for making giant cars, homemade tanks, and in one case, making a bomb to try and assassinate you. Which was made out of duct tape, glue, an old milk bottle, some lemons, and a toothpick. Oh, and some alcohol.

That's not even mentioning the kobolds with weird fucking power suits and holding heavy machine guns and firing sniper rifles in the middle those square legion shields... Oh, and of course the Japanese seem to have a large presence since the secondary protagonist is in Japan, fighting giant robots the size of skyscrapers, Americans, and Chinese communist sympathizers.

All in the first thirty minutes... There's thirty more minutes left.

It's interesting..

Actions

> Watch it further?
> Watch it and pay more attention...
> Fall asleep.

>>1287848
>> Watch it and pay more attention...

>>1287848
> Watch it further?

>>1287848
>> Watch it and pay more attention...

You decide to watch it further and put even more attention on it.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if your close attention can actually make the next show better.

+2 if you can get even more comfy on your wives. (+2 if you csn be very lustful and lewd. +1 if you can come up with a new way to get comfy on Chrysoula. )
+2 if you can be a bit angry they rejected your script...
+1 if you can come up with an excuse for Liz to get you some more popcorn and butter. Or for Chrysoula to do it, if you want her to try her hand at cooking.

Rolled 6 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1288518
We have that half dragon form don't we?
We can operate as a seaet for frankizka with liz and chrys on either side of us. Should keep her away from the children. Then turn on our ice aura a smidge.

And damnit I say that script was fucking good. No need to throw it away. I bet they didn't even read it.

>Hey liz I think some of the kids are still a bit hungry. Do you mind getting some more popcorn and butter? Alot more preferably.

Allowing samefagging if comfy levels can increase.

Rolled 20 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1288598
Actually we can also wrap our wings around them if we switch to our dragotaur form.

We can also order our slaves to bring a sheet so we can be wrapped in comfy.

Being in a cold room while covered in a sheet is the comfiest shit ever.

Critical Success!

You watch the show, and... You have what seems to be the best idea you ever had while comfy as fuck. You could rush upstairs and write it down, or force your headwaters to remember...

Hm... You should just tell your headmates. For later.

Roll me a 1d20 for how amazing this idea is.

+3 if you can somehow come up with more ideas for the anime.
+2 if you can improve the power armored kobolds, and portray them in a positive or negative light.
+2 if you can make the cyborg disease even more cool. And make the robots awesome.
+1 if you can Include Claw and P ragius.
+2 if you can grow increasingly more excited.
+1 if you can think about how to put you and Liz in a great light.

Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1288682
Hey OP ever watched generator rex?
I think that's a good direction to take the cyborg plague.

Basically.
>Cyborg plague evolves allowing the infected to absorb technology to increase their size and power. Depending on the 'class' of the cyborg they can absorb more tech and grow bigger and more powerful. Ren works with the kobold empire to combat this threat and even makes some friends among them (Legate-san and Clevita) during a recent fight against a high class cyborg and ren gets infected with the disease by the cyborgs. He doesn't die but escapes and exits the scene for a while. At this point it switches to our wives at it sort of becomes dealing with his absence. Ren of course returns later with some sweet tech based abilities (though he remains mostly organic and can look so if he wants) and gains the ability to cure the plague in some individuals.

This allows us to get epic three headed robot dragon fights.
Our resurgence and curing and helping people makes us look good.
The switch to focus on Liz, Frankizka, and Chrysoula will make them look good.

We can add depth to the kobolds by portraying our friend kobolds as good and making the (((prince))) look like a ass.
And during our disappearance Claw and Pragius could take up our role of fighting monsters then switch to helping us when we return.

Also clevita can be our tech support for our robot powers giving us plot relevant upgrades.

Have the kobolds take advantage of the disease to make powered armor that can fuse and gattai like in Gurren Lagann.

Allowing samefagging if you can continue to make this better. Somehow. And maybe have a bit of lust towards your wives while you think on how to make it better.

Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1288870
Add in a dedicated BBEG. Someone bathed in a high concentration of the cyborg virus giving birth to a Super cyborg. This guy will be much stronger and better than a normal one while maintaining their human appearance. We can use them for tension.

Also later on in the anime during a fight against the BBEG we can add in one of those battle manga upgrades you get in the middle of a fight.

Which is to say using our magic blood with the cyborg virus for some cool looking magitech mode (This can't be used in dragon form bcuz reasons) also gives me an idea for the final fight being a epic knock down drag out between us in magitech mode and him. Just tearing shit up in the city.

Since frankizka is sitting on our lap let's pull her in close to fondle her while we think of how awesome this shit will be.

Rolled 14 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1288870
Oh and we can use magitech mode as a excuse for magitech to become more prevalent (Though it's never nearly as strong as us because we are a dragon and shit) Meaning we get more outlandish futuristic tech.

14+11=25

You think it's a great idea, which you decide to save for later... And present to the animators as soon as possible.

A week goes by...

You hear that the animation has gotten quite a bit of people interested, and that it seems somewhat popular.

Huh.

Meanwhile... Chrysoula's stressing over her dad coming over any day now, and you need to set up for him...

Hey, Renexizious?

Yeah Flames?

You know... I don't want to come off as the raging plotter... But I mean, in theory if her dad died she'd be Archon... And if the High Archon or whatever of Greece died, we could try to get her in...

Are you advocating for...

What? I mean, I'm just saying... It'd be kinda cool to have my wife be a queen too. I mean, not that I want her father to die! But I mean, it'd be useful!

Actions

>...Flames, that's a certainly interesting idea... I'll look into removing her father...
>...Eeeh. That's way too sketchy. I'm not going to think about it.
>If the opportunity arises, sure.
>...Why don't we just forcibly take over?
>Write-In

>>1288974
>"Flames if her dad dies of natural causes or anything that doesn't involve us we'll make her high archon okay?"

I don't mind the thought.
Then all our wives would be involved politically.


Also we should talk to frankizka again.

>>1288974

>We should off her dad and force the role of queen on her, a role she probably doesn't even want because she's shy and doesn't know the first thing about ruling! I see no way this can go wrong, and am totally not trying to play keeping up with the Jones's with female pawns!

I don't think Flames realizes how much that Chrysoula would hate the shit out of being a ruler and being away from us for extended periods and hate us for having her father killed, if she ever discovered it.

>>1289092
I had an idea for taking over the world without violence.

wait
>Flames suddenly bringing this up.
How much you want to bet the cancer she got was genetic or some shit and her father will get it too?

>>1288974
>...Eeeh. That's way too sketchy. I'm not going to think about it.
At least for now when there's other stuff we could and should be doing.

>>1289104
Like 0% since she's an entirely different species and minotaurs themselves appear to be a genetic phenomenon and anomaly. For all we know Minotaurs could have a higher predisposition for cancer.

>>1289215
You speak as if this quest is grounded in anywhere near actual science.

>>1289229
There is still a scientific or rational aspect about Chrysoula and her genetic relationship to cancer. While it could just be blamed on a bad roll, there is the possibility that minotaurs have a tendency to get cancer the same way that certain types of dogs get arthritis earlier. At the very least her father shouldn't be any more likely to get cancer, ecspecially considering he's older and if he was prone to cancer like his daughter then he probably would've gotten it already.

>>1289257
Yea I know I'm just saying that 'scientific' and the things that happen in this quest are mutually exclusive.

Our journey to the 2016 dimension is one such occurrence.

Really? Wow, that's great idea. Good job Flames. Let's just off her dad.

What? I mean, I'm just pointing this out!

Good job. Advocating for murdering her dad.

Oh fuck you too... I'm just pointing this out!

You prepare for her dad coming back...

Actions

>Try to get a room ready for him! He might try to stand more then one day!
>Erh... He did say he expected you to do a sort of... Honeymoon or something. Try to either set the story straight, lie about what a honeymoon is, or try to do a last minute one!
>...See about holding a feast or something?
>...Maybe you should try to figure out how to make himself feel... Welcomed?
>...Eh. Just ignore her dad. Who cares?
>Write-In for ideas!

>>1289352

>Try to get a room ready for him! He might try to stand more then one day!
>Erh... He did say he expected you to do a sort of... Honeymoon or something. Try to either set the story straight, lie about what a honeymoon is, or try to do a last minute one!


We need to prepare a honeymoon tier night out in less than a day.
EZ PZ.

>>1289352
>Try to get a room ready for him! He might try to stand more then one day!
>...Maybe you should try to figure out how to make himself feel... Welcomed?

You decide to get a room ready, and try to figure out what could make him more comfortable from what Chrysoula might tell you...

She tells you that apparently her dad likes books, camping, seeing his daughter a lot, and also has a interest in historical weapons and armor...

Roll me a 1d20+6 if using this info you can make her father's room extra comfy.

+3 if you can find a way to make his room comfy!
+2 if Chrysoula can panic a little. As in a lot. And maybe make her father something special.

Rolled 15 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1289567
Just add in some bookcases with subjects that would interest him. Also take some pictures of chrysoula and make a small book of pictures.


Add in some hanging rocks of weapons and armors of varying types.

>"No. I'm not ready for this damnit. I still need to finish the piece. Uh what time is it? I forgot what time it is. How am I suppose to make this on time when I don't know what time it is?"

She can have us help her make a fancy weapon using runes.

15+11=26

Good Success

You set up a very comfy guest room, making sure to add in some racks of weapons and armors... Eventually you move onto trying to get Chrysoula to well... You decide to try and go on a sort of honeymoon.

Actions

>...Just go out for dinner with Chrysoula. That should be enough.
>...Try to spend some time working with her maybe? She'd like it, and you might even get to deal with the assholes at her job...
>How about a one day vacation to somewhere nice? Like Naples, or France...
>Maybe you should get the drinking part over and drink with her or something.
>Write-In

>>1290110
>...Try to spend some time working with her maybe? She'd like it, and you might even get to deal with the assholes at her job...
>How about a one day vacation to somewhere nice? Like Naples, or France...

You decide to spend some time with Chrysoula... Maybe go with her to work.

"Hey, Chrysoula?" You say to her, as she walks out the front door....

"Oh, yeah? Did you need something?"

"I was wondering if you wanted me to come along with you to work. I thought it would be nice."

"Really? Well uh, sure. I don't see why not." She certainly seems happy that your coming along, and gives you a nice, kind smile.

You of course, shift to your minotaur form and go along with Chrysoula to work..

When you arrive, you set off to work on pushing and bringing steel to the workers with Chrysoula...

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+3 if you can try to be as sweet and nice as possible to Chrysoula.
+2 if you can try to either get stronger while carrying this or just reduce the weight of the steel!
-2 but a happier Chrysoula if you can try to carry her stuff for her.

Bumping.

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1290253
Pump that steel.
No literally pump it.
And of course carry her stuff for her.
>No you just got off a operation let me carry that for you. No need for you to be straining yourself especially when I can help.

Allowing samefagging if you can try to show off to Chrysoula a bit, and be sweet.

Rolled 8 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1290918
When we relieve her of her burden give her a peck on her cheek.

Let's put on a show.
See how long we can lift these steel bars.

Rolled 14 + 9 (1d20 + 9)

>>1290918
Well try to carry the steel with one arm.
Use the other hand to pat her on the head while we complement her recent crafts

Alright, I'm back.

14+9=23

Great Success!

You easily get along with Chrysoula, helping her with moving the steel and exercising as you go...

Eventually it goes to lunch break, and you find that Elizabeth gave you some more of her amazing sandwiches... You know, you've always wondered what makes them so white...

"Sir!" You hear, across the construction yard, as you bite into your sandwich... You look up to see Victor... Climbing the chain link fence to get at you.

"What the fuc-"

"Oh god!" He yells, as he falls on the dirt, getting his suit dirty, you barely stifle a laugh as he stands up and tries to dust it off... He runs over to you, panting.

"Sir... I was... There's a legal dispute with the Americans."

"What now?"

"Well..." He coughs a bit, and hands you a somewhat dirty paper.

"What the fuck is this? I can't even read this."

"Sorry, sorry... Anyways, let me paraphrase... So you know that Sweden lacks white bread, correct? Most bread being hand-made and whole wheat?"

"...Oh."

"Well... An american company, making something called Wonder Bread is expanding here, trying to capitalize on the market... The baking companies already here are sort of frustrated and are protesting this... They're mostly small corporations too, sir."

"I see..."

"Now... There's two things we can do... Either stop the expansion of Wonder Bread or allow their expansion..."

Actions

>Allow the company to move in! (Hurts local business, but heavily reduces the upkeep your restaurants have and increases it's popularity. Is claimed to be more healthy for your population.)
>Stop the expansion! (Lose popularity with foreign companies,and remain with whole-wheat bread. May piss off foreign companies to smear you.)
>Ask Victor why the fuck you give a shit about bread.
>Write-In

>>1291354
>Stop the expansion! (Lose popularity with foreign companies,and remain with whole-wheat bread. May piss off foreign companies to smear you.)

>>1291354
>Write-In
Allow the company to move in under the condition that they are placed under a special tax. The profits of which will be given to the local companies to allow them to expand, modernise and improve.

The tax shall cease in five years time, if in five years those companies haven't found a way to compete then they never would and they deserve to fail. However the sudden introduction of a large, advanced and foreign company into the market would be hard for any business to deal with, thus the tax shall help them adapt.


Also, launch our own investigation into the health claims about the bread...if it is healthier then knowing why would be useful, if not then we can discourage their business without actively attacking them...

>>1291388
It actually makes sense. Nice dubs, Seig Heil.

>>1291435
You'll be seeing a lot more of them now that I have returned. Not been able to do anything with this for about 27-24 odd days...it's great to be back and hopefully this time I can stay...

>>1291451
Glad to have another adult peer among our ranks.

>>1291354
>Stop the expansion! (Lose popularity with foreign companies,and remain with whole-wheat bread. May piss off foreign companies to smear you.)

You tell Victor to look into seeing if they'll accept a tax...

He also mentions that the Swedish stock market and economy is actually on the rise...

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well the market is doing...

Rolled 2 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1291492

Rolled 14 + 4 (1d20 + 4)

>>1291492

Also
>White bread being healthier than whole bread
This is probably a complete lie

>>1291558
Exactly why I want to look into it.

IRL, it is a complete lie but it does taste a lot "cleaner" and makes better toast in my opinion...

Rolled 13 - 3 (1d20 - 3)

Your country's credit score is now AA., it was previously just an A.

Ignore my roll.

It seems Spain has fallen into a slight depression in their economy.

Northern Korea has begun a civil war with Southern Korea, sparking the Korean War... The middle-lands of Korea however, are... Anarchists.
Specifically, Russian Corportists.

You are... Quite confused.
But it seems that the Russian corporations have a "bit" of a army, which they've sent in to restore peace-keeping efforts... They're mostly American and Russian PMC's, and are well regarded as highly trained and efficient...

Which of course, both sides are violently attacking Northern Korea from all sides.

Do you want to side with a faction?

>Stay uninvolved. (Some countries might take this as a symbol of weakness, and Korea might break away!)
>Well... You do have a lot of money. Maybe the Corporatists are a good idea. (Side with the Russian Corporations. Will greatly increase profits from Korea, and increase the economy of Russia. Also, they'll make sure to get rid of anyone disliking you too much, if you want.)
>Side with the traditional capitalists of South Korea. (Southern Koreans will hate you less, and slightly increase income from Korea.)
>Side with North Korea. (Gain even more control over Korea, and potentially even have them "forgive" you for your slavery of the Koreans!)
>Write-In

>>1291575
Well yea white bread tastes better.


Btw I had an idea to get our slaves to like us more as well as maybe get maria to reconsider our proposition

>>1291626
>Side with the traditional capitalists of South Korea. (Southern Koreans will hate you less, and slightly increase income from Korea.)

>>1291626
Wait is the Vietnam war over?

>>1291652
No, it's not.

>>1291626
>Side with the traditional capitalists of >South Korea. (Southern Koreans will hate you less, and slightly increase income from Korea.)

Tbh this is a good chance for soul collection

You side with the traditional capitalists of south korea.

Victor leaves, and you turn about to hanging out with Chrysoula... You notice quite a few workers seem to be staring at you and Chrysoula... A few you think even try to hide laughs!

You think.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for having a great time with Chrysoula.

+3 if you can do some loving things in your minotaur form. And try to do something fun with her.
+2 if you can try your best to not get angry. Chrysoula said not to intervene.
+2 if you can be a bit lustful to sate your anger.
+1 if you can compliment Chrysoula's muscular nature.

Rolled 17 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1291803
Make out with her.
Challenge her to see who can carry the most amount of stuff at once. We'll let her win of course and rub her on the horns and congratulate her on her victory.

Ignore them. They may be laughing but they aren't a dimension jumping dragon emperor either.
Their worlds are smaller than ours.

>I have to say chrysoula I'm impressed. It's not often you would meet a woman as strong as you. Also it's nice to have someone to work out with honestly.

17+13=30

Great Success!

You of course, have a nice and fun time with Chrysoula, and complimenting her strength... She seems to enjoy it quite a bit.

"So, Ren?"

"Yeah?"

"So... I was kind of thinking about maybe uh... You know. Stopping by a movie theater or something..."

"Really?"

"W-well, yeah... I-I uh, I got tickets... To that new movie. War of the Worlds. Frankizka kinda wanted to go, but uh... Well, she's busy going through papers and stuff."

"Really?"

"D-do you not want to go?" She seems a bit worried, like she's afraid she accidentally offended you.

"I mean, we just haven't seen a movie for a while..."

"Well... I mean, we could uh..."

She kind of blushes a bit.

"There's erh... Hang on..."

She reaches for a rather sweaty pocket, and pulls out some newspaper clippings...

"There's uh... Oh. Uh, dancing lessons half off... Erh... A barber's shop coupon... Erh... There's also skating half off..."

"...I find it hard to believe you can either skate or dance."

"W-what? I-I mean, I can just watch you... I mean, I'm not stupid... I know it'd be... Really, really hard for me to skate or dance..."

"Yeah, that would be hard..."

"O-oh, there's also uh... I think a football game. I erh, never really seen that before..."

"Really? I didn't know we had a stadium."

"It's for uh... It's for your kid's school... I saw it pinned to the fridge. I think it's a team for it."

"Oh... So we're watching... Grade schoolers play football? Is it American or European?"

"W-well... I mean, it could be fun? I think it's American... I mean, I think the Americans have their "super bowl" or something today... I've uh, never seen it before, actually..." She seems a bit curious...

Actions

>...Hey, why don't you watch me take dancing lessons? It'd be fun. I guess...
>...Come on. We can both try to dance. You won't be bad at it, I promise.
>...Come on, skating would be fun. You can sit and watch, ok?
>...You know, both of us can just go onto the ice together. Skating together. That'd be fun.
>...That football game doesn't sound too bad. Let's check it out.
>...You know, I bet I can fly you to wherever the Super Bowl is. We could watch it together...
>Write-In

>>1292302
>...You know, I bet I can fly you to wherever the Super Bowl is. We could watch it together...

"You know, I bet I can fly you to wherever the SuperBowl is. We could watch it together."

"Really? Well uh... Are you sure we'd get there in time?"

Actions

>Yeah, of course. Let's try it. (If you fail, you'll arrive too late and have to head back and just sleep.)
>Eh... Let's just do something else.
>Why don't we watch it on the TV?
>Write-In

>>1292330
>Why don't we watch it on the TV?
We can just do comfy TV watching time.

"Let's just watch it on the TV instead, alright? It'd be comfy."

"Yeah, I guess..."

You eventually begin to finish up work, and begin to head home...

Along the way, you and Chrysoula walk next to what seems to be a pet shop. Chrysoula can't help put stop and look in.

"Hey, Ren? Have you ever went inside a pet shop before?"

"A pet shop?"

"Well, yeah... I mean, have you thought about having a pet?"

"Do you want one?"

"W-well, I don't think I'd be good with it... I just think they're cute, you know?"

"Pets?"

"Well, yeah... Hey uh, this might sound stupid... But did you have childhood pets?"

"...A childhood pet. Me?"

"Yeah. I'm uh... Well, I kind of did, I guess.'

You try to think back, and you lean up against a wall.

"You know, I did kind of had one. Whenever I was done hunting in the wilds I kind of talked about world conquest to a... Squirrel. You know, that sort of thing."

"A squirrel?" She seems quite confused...

"Well... A erh... I think the tree had a squirrel in it. I wasn't too sure... I think I named him Evanilik or something."

"Oh... Erh... Well, I never had one. I was kind of curious. Most people do, I think."

"Eh... Come on, you probably had something you talked to like it was a pet or something."

"Well... I-I mean, I kind of... Well... Until I was nine I kind of... Well... I kind of talked to my dolls like they were pets... I had one of a cat, a dog... You know. Animals... Also, a giraffe."

"You had dolls as pets?"

"There was, yeah..."

Actions

>...You know, if you want we can go inside. I never went inside a store...
>...So uh, what did you talk to your dolls about?
>...How many dolls did you have anyways?
>Wait a minute... Is this related to you loving cuddling so much?
>We should probably just head straight home...
>...So... You know I have a pet already, right? A dog... A kind of dog I can summon at will.
>Write-In

>>1292394
>Wait a minute... Is this related to you loving cuddling so much?
>...So uh, what did you talk to your dolls about?

>...You know, if you want we can go inside. I never went inside a store...


I wonder if we can do binding magics like what that fucking mage did to our mother.

"Wait a minute... Is this related to you loving cuddling so much?"

She blushes profusely.

"W-what? Of course not! I-I don't know what your talking about..."

"Oh, yes this is... You love it, don't you?"

"R-ren! Come on... I-I just like having things near me while I sleep."

"Really?"

"Y-yeah..."

"Well, what did you talk to your dolls about?"

"Y-you know. Girl things... Uh... You know..."

"Like?"

"G-g-girl stuff, ok?" She seems quite embarrassed.

"...Let me guess... Boy bands?"

"W-what?! I-I-I'm... I-I didn't t-talk about cute boys, ok?" She says, stuttering, blushing, and of course, fidgeting.

"Really? I find that hard to believe."

"I-I just really liked their songs, alright?"

"Sure you did..."

"...L-Let's just go in, ok?"

"Yeah... I never went inside a store, you know."

"Y-you never went inside a store?"

You sigh.

"You know what I mean. A pet shop."

"Y-yeah... Hey uh, just don't eat anything, ok? I-I mean, I know that's kind of most people's diets..."

"What, do you think I eat dogs and cats?"{/red]

"I-I mean, humans do that, right? I think I read that in a book somewhere..."

"Only the Asians, I think."

"Ew..."

You head inside the store, while Chrysoula pokes her head around...

You know... Now that you think about it, have you ever actually hurt or killed a "pet" or something along those lines? Like a housecat or dog. At least, not intentionally.

Actions

>...Maybe you should make a conscious effort to avoid stepping or killing them... They're innocent, after all. Besides, it hurts your chances with the wives. (Renexizious becomes a bit of an animal lover!)
>Well, you aren't going to go soft about prey and that sort of thing... They're animals. Meant to be eaten, that sort of thing. It's how life works. (Renexizious doesn't care.)
>...Who cares about animals? Just wait for Chrysoula to finish poking around.
>Write-in

>>1292461
>...Maybe you should make a conscious effort to avoid stepping or killing them... They're innocent, after all. Besides, it hurts your chances with the wives. (Renexizious becomes a bit of an animal lover!)

Women hate men that hurt (cute) animals.

Game animals are fair of course

You decide to morally avoid killing cute animals.

You follow Chyrsoula as she looks at cute animals, like dogs and cats... A lot seem intimidated by her as she passes, and she seems a bit disappointed... She seems to like the cats though...

Actions

>Try to make Chrysoula happy?
>...Quickly, direct Chrysoula towards the cute animal babies section. Like kittens. Those are absolutely loved.
>Get Chrysoula a pet?
>Write-In

>>1292478
>...Quickly, direct Chrysoula towards the cute animal babies section. Like kittens. Those are absolutely loved.
maybe we'll find a kitten that isn't scared of her.

You direct Chrysoula towards the kitten isle.

Roll me a 1d20+4 to see how well this goes.

+3 if you can try to get the kittens to like her. (+1 if Chryosula can also try to find a way!)
+2 if you can comment on her wanting a pet.
+1 if you can miss Blondi a bit.

Rolled 2 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1292868
Chrysoula should play with them.

Cradle the kitten with one arm so it's nuzzled firmly in her arm next to her chest and grab one of those toys cats like to use

>You know I never knew you wanted a pet. Maybe that'd be a good idea.

Because ya know. While blondi is nice and adorable he's also a agent of chaos that I think passively spreads the ruinous powers. I'm not sure.

Allowing samefagging if you can get Chrysoula to try and be less intimidating to the animals.

Rolled 8 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1292896
Chrysoula could do with a bit more smiling.
See if we can get the shop clerks to give her food to bait the animals. That should make them somewhat less wary.

Rolled 3 + 11 (1d20 + 11)

>>1292896
And barring everything else.

Give her catnip.
It works well.
Really fucking well

8+11=19

Failure!

It seems Chrysoula's too intimidating and she gets her hand bit by a kitten a bit... She seems upset as she and you leave the store. Nothing like crying, but just disappointment and sadness.

"Come on Chrysoula, you ok?"

"Y-yeah... Let's just get home..." She sighs out.

"You sure?'

"Yeah... They were cute when they weren't you know... Scared of me."

Actions

>...Try to cheer her up?
>...Maybe try to remind her about Blondi? He's a good... Juggernaut. Dog. Yeah.
>Just head home and watch TV with her.
>...Head back in and try to get a pet for her.
>Write-In

>>1292973

>...Maybe try to remind her about Blondi? He's a good... Juggernaut. Dog. Yeah.

Blondi might actually be a good choice because he's far larger and used to playing rough.

You decide to try and remind her about Blondi...

Roll me a 1d20+6 to cheer her up using Blondi.

+3 if you can try to find an excuse to summon him.
+2 if you can try to get Blondi to do something cute and adorable.
+1 if you can reassure Chrysoula that he's not a demon, and just a cute giant puppy.
+1 if you can think how happy Blondi will be actually getting outside again.

Rolled 5 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1293017

>"Ok, so maybe a regular cat wouldn't work out. But what about a nice, red doggy? Here, let me show you!"
>"Ok Blondi, beg! Sit! Roll over!"
>"Awww, look at how cute this puppy is, Chrysoula! He's a...large breed of dog, specialized for...uh...fighting large game animals. Yes, he's a breed that hunts and kills large game animals for their master. That's what all the large horns and such are for. Selective breeding for protecting the cute doggy within. He's just a giant, cute puppy, trust me. I wouldn't lie to you."
>Man is Blondi gonna be glad to see daylight again. I really should summon him more often, otherwise if he gets unsocialized he may go back to his base juggernaut instincts. I wonder if Chrysoula can handle him jumping up on her and licking her face, hah!

Allowing samefagging if you can get Blondi to do something cute, and reassure Chrysoula that Blondi is 100% not a demon.

Rolled 17 + 13 (1d20 + 13)

>>1293225
"Blondie, this is Chrysoula. Try to make a good impression as she wants to have a nice little pet, like yourself, around ALL the time. Not trying to imply anything..."


"I picked him up in my travels after offending his owner by being a nuisance.

Long story short I bonded with him and thus the owner just kinda...let me have him for some reason. Had a bunch more so I guess it was no loss for him...


Anyway look at the little cutie, the little cutie that wants a hug from you! The entire normal and innocent little puppy."

17+13=30

Great Success!

You summon Blondi, who lunges onto you... He erh... Seems to be quite bigger than the last time you saw him, and certainly seems very happy to be out. In gratitude, he licks your face, burning it badly. You're going to have to apply burn cream at this rate...

Of course, he barks excitedely, and Chrysoula smiles a bit, shyly.

"Does he uh... Bite? I erh... I never actually petted a dog before."

[red]"Well..."[/red]

You note that he seems to be half the size of a human now. Huh. That's only slightly terrifying.

Roll me a 1d20+5 to see if Blondi reacts well to Chrysoula.

+3 if you can get him to be more adorable and cute.
+2 if you can try to calm or reassure him, and maybe advise Chrysoula on how to properly pet him.
+1 if you can give advice to Blondi on how not to suffocate from being crushed from one of her hugs. And how the two of them will get along greatly.
+1 if you can mention more about him being around longer and more often.

Mobile posting so I can't really do much right now but
>Blondi got bigger even though we didn't collect skulls and souls
Okay khorne has been spreading power in our dimension while we weren't paying attention.
Fuck this call adelmann and Frankizka blondi isn't funny anymore

Rolled 19 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1293412
"Come on boy, make a cute impression! She's really nice and loves cuddling...plus she wants to have a adorable little doggy like you...around...constantly.

Word of warning, her hugs are very intense. Try to use your legs or something and push her back slightly for some breathing room or perhaps simply lie across her legs so she can't hug you as intensely."

"Chrysoula, you should avoid petting him in such a way as to run your body near the spikes. You don't want to hurt yourself. Besides that just be gentle and he will snuggle up into you."

>>1293551

If I remember correctly, Khorne's been getting power through being a god of sporting and competition instead of his usual 'BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GOD' schtick.

>>1293583
iirc he has converted a basketball team.
I'm still wary about them so I'd like to get adelmann working to monitor them and report their behaviors and tendencies to us.

I don't trust chaos

19+12=31

Good Success!

"Come on boy, make a cute first impression! She's nice, and loves cuddling! She wants to have an adorable little doggy like you around constantly, you know! Just be warned, her hugs are... Intense. Just saying."

Chrysoula of course, gives the doggo a hug, and he barks happily at this extra attention, his little tail with a spike on it wagging happily, his tongue sticking out of his mouth, dripping slight molten... Lava? Or fire. Or just red saliva out of his mouth.

"I never seen a dog like this..."

"Don't worry, he's just a rare breed."

"Where did he come from anyways?" She says, after patting Blondi on the head.

"Erh... Africa? Yeah, sure."

"Huh... Aw. He's warm too!"

You decide to have a conversation, meanwhile...

So, Khorne... Did you somehow get more power?

IF YOU MEAN FANS, YEAH.

Fans?

...WELL, YEAH. THAT SPORTS TEAM. DAMNED GOOD TOO. YOU SHOULD WATCH THEM SOMETIME... IT'S NOT AS FUN AS BLOODBOWL, BUT EH... THE COLOSSEUM AND BULLFIGHTING IS MORE FUN TO WATCH.

Bullfighting?

IN SPAIN, VERY FUCKING INTERESTING SPORT.

So... Any other power gain?

YEAH, A TON FROM KOREA AND VIETNAM... A TINY BIT FROM ICELAND... OH, AND OF COURSE PLENTY FROM AFRICA... OH, AND A BIT FROM THOSE KOBOLDS AND DROW.

Still getting power from wars?

WELL, WARS AND SPORTS.

Ah.

YOU KNOW, IF YOU EVER WANTED TO VISIT MY SPORTS TEAM, JUST HEAD DOWN TO THE RED HELM. IT'S A BAR MADE BY A SPONSOR FOR THEM TO HANG OUT IN. IT'S DOWN IN... UPPSALA, YEAH.

Actions

>...I'll check it out sometime.
>...Maybe I should check it out now. Just to be sure.
>...Who's teaching your team anyways?
>...Have you done anything else with the power you got?
>...So, I might be going to Korea to get some more souls...
>...Can you leave my head please?
>Write-In

>>1293785
>...Who's teaching your team anyways?
>...Have you done anything else with the power you got?

Wait do the fans still ya know. Get sent to khorne's hell or what.

Oh well as long as khorne isn't bringing chaos and destruction to our empire w/e.
Now we just need to make the other chaos gods less fucked and we can maybe salvage our dimension and warhammer

Who's teaching your team anyways?

OH, MY SECRETARY. AND NO, SHE'S NOT IN HER DAEMON PRINCESS FORM OR ANYTHING. THAT'D BE EXCESSIVE.

...There's other forms?

WELL, YES. SKINCHANGING, OR FOR THE DAEMON PRINCES, THE ABILITY IF I SO CHOOSE TO LET THEM GO BACK TO THEIR NORMAL FORM... OR AT LEAST SEMI-NORMAL FORM. THAT SORT OF THING.

Oh... Uh, do the fans know? You know, getting sent to hell? And what have you been doing with your power?

You hear a sigh.

FOR SOME FUCKING REASON EVERY OTHER GOD IS THREATENING ME TO MAKE A "GOOD" AFTERLIFE. SAVE SATAN. OTHERWISE I GET "DISTURBING THE AFTERLIFE" CALLS FROM OTHER GOD'S AGENTS AND NEXT THING I KNOW I'M ON SHAKY LEGAL GROUND... AND SOME FUCKING ASSHATS STOLE THE IDEA OF GOING TO A AFTERLIFE WHERE YOU FIGHT AND DRINK FOREVER. FUCKING DAMN IT...

Struggling with coming up with a new afterlife?

YES, I FUCKING AM. EVERYTHING GOOD HAS BEEN TAKEN FOR FUCK'S SAKE... AND HAS PATENTS! WHY?

Actions

>Try to give him advice?
>...Well, uh... Good luck?
>So you've been putting your energy into making a better afterlife?
>Yeah... I erh, I'd actually like it if you could calm down on the "bad" afterlife. You know it hurts people, right? I heard it from a daemonette...
>Write-In

>>1293820
>Try to give him advice?
"Those gods with the fighting drinking afterlife? They might be gone in about 50 odd years.

Until then consider the possibility of taking the idea the Buddhists have, the whole becoming one with something greater theme. Possibly remake it into being part of some sort of army or super-warrior or even the next form of sentient life, that will one day rule the earth or something. People love that shit...


Also, try and cut down on the whole bad afterlife thing, I have a demonette friend who is horribly traumatised by what happened to her and as morally bankrupt as I am I would feel like shit for not trying to stop it..."

>>1293820
>Other gods are fucking chaos and telling them to get their shit together.
Nice.


>Try to give him advice?
Have you tried an eternal sports competition?

A afterlife where people who enjoyed sports and shit can hone their skills and ever once in a while compete?

This of course includes combat.

Totally not ripping off the olympics.

Just try what the buddhists do, or...

You explain to him a few ideas... Either way, you begin to head home...

You head home with Chrysoula and Blondi...

Roll me a 1d20+5 for having a fun time while watching TV with Chrysoula.

+3 if you can get really comfy with Chrysoula.
+2 if you can get comfy with Blondi as well.
+2 if you can be lustful towards Chrysoula.
+1 if you can worry about when her dad gets home tommorow.
+1 if you can try to be romantic, and a great husband.

The more romantic you are, the more happy Chrysoula will be...

Rolled 11 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1293945
It's going to be. Eventful when he gets here.
And probably going to hamper the shit out of getting anything done.

Allowing samefagging if you can get comfy.

Rolled 1 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1294116
Get a nice comfy blanket.
Grab some fondue
Put blondi on our lap.

Oh yea and get soda.
Soda is good for this.

And we can feed her the food while we cuddle next to her and fondle her a bit.

Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1294257
>No!
It's literally watching TV

>>1294275
Are you sure?

>>1294281
Will there be any lose of life or grievous injury?

>>1294293
Well, you did say it was literally just watching TV...

>>1294302
I'm just saying I'd rather use it when we're playing with genetics or running our country then when we're trying to get comfy watching TV.

Plus her father is coming and that's a bigger concern

>>1294334
Critical Failure!

As you sit down, Elslif comes into the room and tries to drag you outside to play with her, while Michael complains to you about how he wants to "watch his show" that sort of thing...

Both of you are horribly unable to watch the show, and it only gets worse... As Blondi licks Chrysoula's face... Setting her face on fire, and she gets up, yelling hysterically about some little embers on her face...

She of course, stop drops and rolls and in the end, breaks the couch, a book case, and rolls down the stairs in the laboratory while freaking out, and bruises herself a bit...

You help her up, and notice she kind of got a black eye... You patch her off and head back to sleep with Elizabeth...

Elizabeth has upgraded anons!

>Stable Mutation
>Unstable Mutation
>Ultra Unstabel Mutation
>Upgrade Mutation.
>...Upgrade Maternal? (Unique!)

>>1295241

>Stable Mutation

Elizabeth gets a stable mutation... Which I'll cover in a minute.

Charlemagne has also upgraded!

Choose one anons.

>Body Mutation.
>Mind Mutation
>Commander Tactics
>Martial Skill.
>Minor Mutation!

>>1295359
>Mind Mutation
Charlemagne shouldn't even be going into battle anymore.

Honorably discharge the boy

>>1295359
>Martial Skill.

By the way...


Body Mutation means he'll get stronger, with Mind Mutation making him a bit more smart and wise. Commander Tactics makes him much more effective as a commander and increases his tactical knowledge... With Martial Skill making him less easily traumatized and much more proficient in fighting.
Minor Mutation is essentially a stable mutation, but scaled down.

>>1295402
Oh then I'll do martial skill to help him get over his PTSD.

Martial Skill it is.

Choose one.

>Brawler. (Charlemagne becomes lethal with unarmed weaponry and can wrestle effectively!)
>Close Combatant. (Charlemagne becomes more effective and impressive with melee, and can use complex manuevers.)
>Firearm Expert. (Charlemagne becomes a proficient marksman.)
>Quick Draw. (Charlemagne can interrupt conversations, surprise attacks, or do a follow-up attack with a sidearm or a melee weapon.)
>Concealed Holster. (Charlemagne is guaranteed to have a hidden weapon in case of being captured or ambushed!)
>Trap-Master. (Charlemagne's trap making ability is refined to that of a kobold's sensitivity, making him able to detect traps much easier and set up very lethal and hard to detect traps!)
>Holy Warrior. (Charlemagne's faith becomes a bit more strong, and he is much more willing to fight against heretics and infidels. He also will be less traumatized by justifying his fighting for God.)

>>1295446
>Trap-Master. (Charlemagne's trap making ability is refined to that of a kobold's sensitivity, making him able to detect traps much easier and set up very lethal and hard to detect traps!)

Charlemagne is now a trap master.

Now, for Elizabeth...

>Motherly Ruler. (Elizabeth tends to think of her subjects as children, and will take great joy in helping them or trying to better their lives, but she'll act quite maternal towards them, and will be very defensive of them, granting her a bonus if it's in defense of her subjects.)
>Very Attractive. (Elizabeth's natural beauty becomes even greater, granting her a +1 to Charisma.)
>Considerate Wife. (Elizabeth tries her best to be the best wife she can be to you, often making you breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea, and trying her best to be the best wife she can be. Her opinion of you will also be increased.)
>Improved Stomp. (Elizabeth can stomp for even more damage, and severely cripple tanks! +1 Body!)
>Deep Thinker. (Elizabeth gets a +1 to Wisdom!)

>>1296085
>Motherly Ruler. (Elizabeth tends to think of her subjects as children, and will take great joy in helping them or trying to better their lives, but she'll act quite maternal towards them, and will be very defensive of them, granting her a bonus if it's in defense of her subjects.)

>>1296106
Huh.
I'll be back in a while anons. Mind if I ask why you chose this?

>>1296128
Seems like a useful upgrade.

Plus very attractive will fuck with ren's attention span.
Considerate wife only helps us.
I don't care about improved stomp.
Deep thinker isn't bad but liz doesn't even focus on wisdom.

>>1296085
>Deep Thinker. (Elizabeth gets a +1 to Wisdom!)
Liz is already very maternal.
If she becomes so maternal that she sees citizens of the state as her children it will no doubt lead to situations like felons getting a hug or some lane lecture.

Elizabeth is now a motherly ruler.

You feel in the middle of the night Elizabeth unable to really get some sleep, and cuddles up to Chrysoula and you. She rests a hand on you as you sleep...

After a bit you wake up...

And see Elizabeth calmly kissing you.

"Ren? Sweetie? I made you breakfast with orange juice..." She says, her voice in a sweet, melody-like tone...She puts down a plate of food, a fresh stake with some peppers...

"Thanks Elizabeth." You say, in-between .

"Oh, no problem sweetheart."

Elizabeth cuddles up to you and gives you a kiss.

"So, I was thinking about our son, Aulus, and not to sound rude, but I was thinking we should sign him up for some sports... Oh, he'll love it... By the way, he's got a new teacher. I of course met with him earlier at midnight by knocking on his door..."

Roll me a 1d20+2 to see how well that went.

+3if Liz found a way to knock in her dragon form or sweetly tried to wake him up another way.
+3 if she found a way to use her assets.
+2 if Liz can be litreally treating him like a son. (+2 if she can talk about her sweetest adopted snake daughter Svana and talk about how adorable she is with Charlemagne and talk about how she's clearly meant to be your daughter. )
+2 if Elizabeth can literally take care of the teacher like a mother for a bit.

Autosuccess if everything happens.

>>1296172
Didn't notice due to phone posting. If anons want later, we can redo the vote.

Rolled 2 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1296215
sure
>>1296213

She could tru just using the pointts of her claws. If she can do it very very gently. She won't break down the door when she knocks.

I'm reluctant to take the (((motherly))) bonuses.

Allowing samefagging if you can try to calmly and sweetly introduce yourself and give him some reasons why he should increase her son's grades.

Bumping anons.

Rolled 14 + 2 (1d20 + 2)

>>1296213
Please have a revote. If Liz sees all citizens of Sweden as her children then it will probably bring down her personality. Not all of her "children" are entirely happy such as the Elves of poor people.

Alright, I guess. Since everyone wants to revote, I'll just retcon everything after the upgrade.

Choose one anons.

>Motherly Ruler. (Elizabeth tends to think of her subjects as children, and will take great joy in helping them or trying to better their lives, but she'll act quite maternal towards them, and will be very defensive of them, granting her a bonus if it's in defense of her subjects.)
>Very Attractive. (Elizabeth's natural beauty becomes even greater, granting her a +1 to Charisma.)
>Considerate Wife. (Elizabeth tries her best to be the best wife she can be to you, often making you breakfast, lunch, dinner, tea, and trying her best to be the best wife she can be. Her opinion of you will also be increased.)
>Improved Stomp. (Elizabeth can stomp for even more damage, and severely cripple tanks! +1 Body!)
>Deep Thinker. (Elizabeth gets a +1 to Wisdom!)

>>1297001
>Deep Thinker. (Elizabeth gets a +1 to Wisdom!)
Although considerate wife could also be a good and I would vote for it incase of a tie. Deep thinker however seems like the beginning of something good.

Going to wait a bit longer.

>>1297001
>Very Attractive. (Elizabeth's natural beauty becomes even greater, granting her a +1 to Charisma.)
Might as well since charisma is her main stat

Going to wait for one more vote.

>>1297235
Surely a wise and enlightened queen is better then one who will cause pile ups on highways with her image in billboards.

>>1297287
True but this also reminds me that we should grind wisdom with Sun jiang.
And we have some important things to do

>>1297301
So then let's increase Liz's wisdom while we can.

>>1297322
Fine then I guess.
Move on so we can deal with that mutagen

Elizabeth has begun to think deeper more often

You wake up in the morning after having a dream of Elizabeth breaking into Aulus's teacher's house... You feel around for Elizabeth, and feel her next to you in her cute little human form... Chrysoula seems a bit bruised and her eye is a bit swollen. She hugs you so tightly that you find it nearly impossible to get out... After nearly an hour, you slip out of her hands, and hear her whine a bit in her sleep, and look visibly sad... She seems to want something to cuddle with.

Actions

>Leave, you have things to do! A lot of things!
>...Try to get Elizabeth to cuddle with Chrysoula. Maybe that might work?
>...Fine. You'll cuddle with her a bit more.
>Send in Blondi?
>Have her cuddle up to a slave or something...
>...Try to place the minotaur plushie in her arms. Though it's quite small...
>Write-In

>>1297368

>Leave, you have things to do! A lot of things!

We have to research that problem with people over dosing on the half dragon mutagen.

>>1297368
>...Fine. You'll cuddle with her a bit more.

We owe her that much, considering how her eye is...

>>1297368
Hold on.
Can't we cast necrotic healing?
We should do that.
>>1297411
Also as a note we should add our skeleton scientists to work with renexizia and lorriana.

>>1297419
You can, but it won't exactly heal her bruises completely. It'll still leave a visual mark for a while before fading.

>>1297431
We should anyways.
Using the magic makes it stronger.
And I'll switch to cuddling afterwards but after that we need to get right to work.

>>1297439
Don't forget making Charlemagne's full dragon mutagen. TO THE LABS!

>>1297557
Daily reminder that if he is a dragon he will outlive svana.
Also even if he is a dragon unless we die he really won't get to rule.

>>1297570
He will outlive her, yes, and that's something we'll want to bring up before we inject it into him, but he really, really wants to be a dragon, and we already said that we would do it for him.

>>1297860
Oh I'm not opposed to it.
I just want him to know all the fine print before he does it.

We should also probably mention the might *Might* grow another head.

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>>1297860
>>1297875
Why not just give Svana a dragon mutagen and have our family/the royal family of Europe be all immortal dragons.

>>1298056
Partially because dragon mutagens are expensive af.
Partially because dragons are prone to eccentric personalities and mental disorders.
and partially because some of our family probably don't care for being dragons

I just sit down and my eyes closed while I was still on my laptop, causing me to pass out.
Sorry anons.

You cuddle with her a bit, and make sure to use necrotic healing. She seems happier and much more comfortable.

She slightly nuzzles you with her head and you think she's quite happy..

Eventually she loosens up, and you slip out, her being more comfortable...

You head to the labs to do SCIENCE!

And test to see what happens on a human half dragon aver overdosing on the mutagen.

Of course, your lacking willing subjects, save for the neckbeard... Though you have gotten mail from his mother, who's worried sick about him and how she's worried that "he hasn't come home for two months or even called me" and that the police are unwilling to help her...

It seems his mom's trying to investigate his disappearance, even though you've made sure that most of the public documents around him are disappeared or destroyed to hide any evidence of his existence...

What do?

>Do something about the mother's mail! You don't want to deal with this possibly getting out!
>...Maybe you can try to deal with the neckbeard... Sending him home or something.
>...Preform SCIENCE! on the neckbeard!
>Try to get more human test subjects! You only have one left!
>Write-In

>>1298351
>...Maybe you can try to deal with the neckbeard... Sending him home or something.

Did he see any of the other subjects?
If not we can just send him home and claim we were detaining him for trespassing on crown property. If he did we need to look into memory wiping agents.

Also
>Try to get more human test subjects! You only have one left!
We need to get more criminals. As in people that would get executed.

>>1298351
>Try to get more human test subjects! You only have one left!

>>1298357
You send the subject home, since he's seen nothing really...

You have a list of felons convicted brought out to you... There's about four convicted felons you can have right now...

>Willias Hjort (Human. Convicted of pedophilia and first degree murder of a minor.)
>Gunnar Henningson (Human, convicted of bank robbery, second degree murder, resisting arrest, and killing police officers. Was a member of the heist crew you arrested.)
>Steffan Wulff (Werewolf, convicted of mass murder as a crime of passion, but willingly surrendered to police officers and is highly remorseful. Was the werewolf who preformed a massacre at hearing his daughter was kidnapped.)
>Erika Vinther (Human, charged with conspiracy to kill and conspiracy against he state, and assaulting an officer with a deadly weapon.)

>>1298389
>Willias Hjort (Human. Convicted of pedophilia and first degree murder of a minor.)
>Gunnar Henningson (Human, convicted of bank robbery, second degree murder, resisting arrest, and killing police officers. Was a member of the heist crew you arrested.)

The third guy isn't that bad desu plus we never seem to use werewolves so it'd be a waste.

>>1298395
Keep in mind that unless you want to intervene he'll be executed. Everyone on here is on death row.

>>1298389
Let's just take all of them except the werewolf. He isn't a good test subject for what we're doing.

>>1298401
Eh just give him life in prison.

>>1298401
I'm in favor of letting Stefan Wulf being out to death. He still committed a massacre and it is what the court chose. To lessen the punishment of a mass murderer will be erratic to most people.

>>1298418
Oh yeah this reminds me.
We still need to send the werewolf squad to wipe that other elven dominion base and retrieve any intel they can get.

I don't want to let the elven dominion fester too long.
Should really get around to wiping them

You take everyone but the werewolf.

You begin on Hjort... Khorne seems extremely pissed, and advocates for you TAKING A FUCKING AXE TO HIS SHITTY FUCKING HEAD AND RIPPING OUT HIS FUCKING SPINE!!, as he says loudly, demanding blood.
Khorne can be kind of crazy.

Roll me a 1d20+6 anons.

+2 if you can hypthosize what will happen.
+2 if you can find a way for Elizabeth or Chrysoula to come down so you can have another person help and provide moral support.
+1 if Renexizious can think how that little kobold tribe is doing. (+1 if he can think about what made the kobolds so great to be around. +1 if he can miss the two sisters a bit.)
+1 if Renexizious can try to calm Khorne a bit, or if he wants improved relations with Khorne, come up with a way to lethally dispatch him.

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1298427

Rolled 10 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1298427
If he overdoses on the half dragon mutagen. I suspect he will slowly start to go through a personality shift as his mind becomes more draconic to a unhealthy degree.

>Liz or Chrysoula
Isn't frankizka here?
Call for her we need a status report.


Chances are with the way we left them they are doing much, much better. Not to mention they don't have to worry about their cave being taken what with the traps and such and they have soldiers now too.

They were loyal, subserviant, and obedient not to mention hard workers as well.

I also hope Lula and lily are doing okay. They were cute. Even if they were drow.

>Khorne shush I need this subject alive for tests. I still need to find out what happens so I can help the guard and his daughter. Her condition is concerning and I need to focus to find out what her problem is.

>>1298439
Frankizka isn't here. She's busy right now.

Allowing samefagging if you can think lustful thoughts.

Rolled 16 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1298460
Where is she now?
Wasn't she going through reports at the palace.
ffs this is why she needs to get off field work.

Think about the first time we met lily and lula.
We went from an assassination mission to tumbling drow twins.
being quoth is suffering


That reminds me that we have a scroll of meteor shower lying around somewhere

>>1298471
I believe investigating the governor generals.

16+14=30

Good Success!

You begin to apply the overdose...

How much are you going to give him anons?

>Double the dosage.
>Triple the dosage.
>Quadruple the dosage.
>Quintuple the dosage.
>Sextuple the dosage!
>Write-In

>>1298527
>Triple the dosage.

You decide to give him triple the dosage...

The effects seem to be interesting... He begins to have his mouth foam red, and he twitches a bit as his skin moves, and his skin's scales become thicker and bulkier, and he seems to be a bit more tough and stronger...

His face at this point however, seems very deformed and looks sunken, and he seems to be vomiting... His brain also seems to be hemorrhaging..

You observe these results, which wildly fluctuate, and after a bit seems to calm down... The brain hemorrhaging somehow comes to an end, though you detect that... Well... He has the mental intelligence of a seven year old, and you diagnose him with having... Autism, it seems. He seems very obsessive about shiny things, and seems to enjoy playing with them.

At this point, the subject has been reduced to a child like status, and that he has trouble standing and breathing. There's some serious medical problems... You also note that the brain hemorrhaging has caused complete memory loss as well, and his motor skills and functions are primitive, along with his language skills.

Actions

>Terminate the subject? It'd be a mercy at this point.
>...Try to down-grade the dosage. Something tells you this is a severe overdose.
>...Try another subject. It could be an allergic reaction or something.
>Give him more.
>...Erh... Maybe you should send him to a mental hospital or something... A sanctorium might suit him.
>...Write-In

>>1298615
>Terminate the subject? It'd be a mercy at this point.
>...Try to down-grade the dosage. Something tells you this is a severe overdose.

>>1298615

>Terminate the subject? It'd be a mercy at this point.
>...Try to down-grade the dosage. Something tells you this is a severe overdose.
This reaction may be caused by taking too large of a dose at once.
Probably going to need to scale back to double and watch the effects

>>1298755
Supporting.

>>1298615
I was just wondering this but couldn't we take maria to the D&D dimension and have someone cast resurrection on her?

You terminate the subject, and reduce it to double the dosage.

You give it to Erika. She seems to mutate normally... And seems to be relaxed at the double dose. There's some strange brain patterns, but she seems to be relaxed, and compliant. There is a bit of odd mutation, such as slight spikes on her arms...

Actions

>Give her more?
>...Try to look into a reversive agent?
>...Continue to monitor for long term effects.
>Your studies are done for now. Do something else.
>Write-In

>>1298874
>...Continue to monitor for long term effects.

Hum Erika as/ every time we do so.

>>1298874
>...Continue to monitor for long term effects.

You continue to monitor...

The subject over time becomes a little more anxious...

You however, hear Elizabeth's feet descending on the stairs. She knocks.

"Ren? I made you breakfast. Do you want it down here?"

[red]"Oh, yeah. Sure."[/red]

She gives you a plate of food and a kiss.

"So... What are you working on, Ren?"

[red]"Just the usual. You know."[/red]

"Oh, right, right... Anyways, do you want me to get you once Chrysoula's father gets here?"

[red]"Oh, him?"[/red]

"If you want, I can handle him."

[red]"Well..."[/red]

Actions

>Sure. You can handle him, I guess. (Elizabeth will deal with Chrysoula's father! You'll also be able to examine the subject!)
>No, I should do it... (You'll do it, but you won't be able to experiment more for a while!)
>...Why don't we do it together?
>Write-In

>>1298971
>No, I should do it... (You'll do it, but you won't be able to experiment more for a while!)

>>1298971
>No, I should do it... (You'll do it, but you won't be able to experiment more for a while!)

But ask liz to monitor The subject.
If she seems reluctant we can use the guards daughter as a guilt trip.

"Can you monitor her for me? Please?"

"Well, I wanted to be around for helping Chrysoula with her father, besides... I'm making lunch Ren..."

Roll me a 1d20+7 (+2 from you guilt tripping her.)

+3 if you can use her maternal side against her. (+2 if you can offer the great bribe of having more children, and how beautiful they'll be.)
+2 if you can call out Gwynevere influencing Elizabeth to want to be around Chrysoula. (+1 if you can be alright with it or not.)
+1 if Ren can slightly embarrass Elizabeth over her trying to make Svana her daughter. (+1 if Elizabeth can still argue for Svana being her daughter, and try to ignore her race and fail.)

Autosuccess if everything happens.

Rolled 4 + 7 (1d20 + 7)

>>1299657

Rolled 5 + 14 (1d20 + 14)

>>1299657
>Come on liz. I'm trying to help someones daughter. You can't honestly say you don't want to help out. Plus if I'm busy working I'll be too busy to spend time with you and you know what that means.


>Gwynevere I am not slow. I know you're influencing liz. Cut that, just because you're her second head doesn't mean you should start influencing her to like the people you like. If you want to spend time around chrysoula ask for a chance at control. At least stop trying to influence her subtly. It's just weird. Not to mention extremely sketchy.

Autosuccess!

"Come on Liz. I'm trying to help someones daughter. You can't honestly say you don't want to help out. Plus if I'm busy working I'll be too busy to spend time with you and you know what that means..."

"Ren, I..."

"And also Gwynevere, I am not slow. I know you're influencing Liz. Cut that, just because you're her second head doesn't mean you should start influencing her to like the people you like. If you want to spend time around Chrysoula ask for a chance at control. At least stop trying to influence her subtly. It's just weird. Not to mention extremely sketchy."

"Ren, God... Fine, I'll just stay here, alright?"

"Thank you."

You give her a kiss, and sort of notice her erh... Stomach is a bit bigger then how you remember it.

"Liz? Have you been eating a lot?"

"Well... I mean, just a little more."

Great.

Either way, you give Elizabeth a kiss and you head upstairs...

You hear that Chrysoula's father will be here in a few hours, and your mother has set into desperately getting everything ready. Your father, Jorund also tries to help.

Roll me a 1d20+5 for how prepared everyone is.

+3 if your mother and father can find a way to help you out!
+2 if you can prepare as well!
+1 if you can get your children prepared and well-behaved!
+1 if Chrysoula can worry about being so big with such assets. (+1 if she can try to find something that fits her!)

Rolled 10 + 12 (1d20 + 12)

>>1301946
Mother "encouraging" the slaves in getting everything ready and getting our children ready. Father keeping her from going too far.

Grabbing a quick shower, making sure we haven't left anything incriminating out in the open, etc.

"Someone very important is coming to visit, I would quite like you all to behave as nicely as possible. If it comes to it I will punish those who cause problems..."

"Oh god, what is he going to think of me? I'm so different from when I left...especially in some areas. Okay, maybe I can put something on that will help hide that...a dress perhaps? No, jeans and a hoodie? Too informal...what to wear!"

Rolled 1 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1301946

>>1302676
...God sake, the house is on fire, isn't it?

Or are the slaves in revolt?

Or has china declared war?

Or has the cold war between our wives finally went hot and our children are being used to fight "proxy wars"?


What happened this time!

So.
Do anons want to use barbaric?

>Yes!
>No!

>>1302798
>Yes!

I know most people would say this is a waste, but for god sake we haven't seen the man in a while it hardly helps our case if something awful happens...

>>1302798
>Yes!
>>1302792
Kek.

>>1302815
Which one of them got you?

>>1302855
The last one.

Everything that could go wrong, goes wrong in nearly a second.

As Chrysoula goes up the stairs from the library where a over-hyper Elslif accidently rushes into her, knocking Chrysoula back down into the basement, bursting her dress and hoodie open, and causing her to lamenate over the loss of it and possibly embarrassing her father, and tries her best not to get upset. Elslif seems a bit heartbroken and goes to help, but Odah, in the midst of playing tag with Elslif, tags her a little too hard, pushing her also down the stairs, causing an upset Elslif who's crying, a upset minotaur, and Odah trying to put the blame on "The Jews". When you ask him why, it seems Charlemagne "explained it in a really really long conversation why it's their fault."

Of course, hearing this Elizabeth goes off to talk to Charlemagne about this, and you order a slave to bring some band-aids for Elslif and a towel for the upset minotaur trying to hide her tears at being embarrassed so much.

Meanwhile, your dad accidentally gets your mom a bit angry at trying to tell her to stop "reading the kids stories and actually get them ready", and your mom locks your dad in their room after a lengthy argument. Your dad however, sneaks out through a window, only enraging your mother further, and your mom kidnaps Jorund and instead of yelling, forcibly cuddles with him in their room, the door locked. Leaving the rest of your slaves and kids mostly messing around, with Michael deciding to just sneak off to the cinema and with Charlemagne realizing his mom wants to have a "talk" to him, vanishes off the grid. Which ends up with Elizabeth ends up talking to Svana, and breaks down half way through and ends up coddling her in public, and treating her like a daughter. And she goes off to try and "make things right" at a nearby ice cream store.

Your guards at this point, realizing the hilariousness of the situation, make some jokes about your family and decide to pass the time by playing cards while the family tries to get back together, the cooks can't help but peek out, risking burning the food, and Chrysoula is still upset.
Oh, and the kobolds can't help but watch, slightly concerned.

Roll me a 1d20 to barbarically recover from this.

+3 if you can sort out your kids, by guessing where Charlemagne is, getting Michael back from the cinema, dealing with Elslif, and dealing with Odah.
+2 if you can recover Elizabeth and Svana. (+1 if you can come up with an excuse to the guards, servants, and slaves at Elizabeth treating Svana like a daughter.)
+2 if you can get the kobolds to help. (+1 if you've recovered Elizabeth and she can be awfully maternal towards them.)
+3 if you can cheer up Chrysoula, and try to get some last-minute fitting clothes. And also if you can mention how great she is.
+1 if you can save your dad and get your mom to stop forcibly hugging him to prevent him trying to help or something.
+1 if you can also get the cooks not distracted.

Rolled 9 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1302882
>Odah trying to put the blame on the jews.
Damnit charlemagne at least liz is going to deal with that.
I also realized that charlemagne is more anti-semitic than us.

So charlemagne is probably hiding wherever julius is a neet.
Or he's with maria.

And ask clevita to helpand get the other kobolds to help . Promise to take teach her some surface languages if she does.

>Elisif please calm down. How about we go out for ice cream later today alright?

>And odah stop blaming the jews. Never listen to charlemagne when he talks about jews or politics, or religion for that matter. Also if he says anything about hitler just ignore him.


>To all palace cooks I'm giving a raise to everyone back in their station in 10 minutes and slashing the pay of those who aren't.

Get as much fabric as we can. Get every slave with experience tailoring and get to work making a toga. We don't have time for anything complicated.
>Chrysoula do not fret. You look wonderful in everything. I'm sure your dad won't mind alright?


Fucking murphy

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1302882

>>1302965
>Laughs eternally

yfw when

>>1302970
I swear OP you better not be doing what I think you're doing.

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>>1303006
I prefer my own type of drink

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>>1303017

Critical Failure

You try to get Clevita to try and help you... You offer surface languages. She refuses. So you decide to offer her the location of one of her race's holy cities or whatever. She eagarly agrees, giving you a hug. It takes a minute for you to realize, but by that time you rush to try and help Elslif back at the lair, and try to apply a band-aid over her arm... But she jumps up into your arms, knocking you down the stairs...
You hit a part of the stairs with your head and your nose, breaking your nose and giving you a nasty concussion... No wonder everything's dizzy...
You stumble into the library and drink as much whiskey as you can just so you won't feel the blood out of your nose. It's not painful, but you'd rather not feel it...

You apply a band-aid over her eye or whatever and stumble up the stairs as Elslif continues to cry, and by the time you get to Odah you realize you just put the band-aid over a bruise or something. You tell Odah to "fucking stop it" and stumble off to the cooks, having gotten nothing done. You of course, mumble something to cooks and walk past to Chrysoula, trying to get her hoodie in working order...

You know, she'd be comfy to sleep on...

You pass out on Chrysoula with your concussion, but not before barbarically letting a burp out in her face and threatening the nearby slaves to "get fucking lost"

Of course, your concussion shenanigns come to an end.

So of course, it's Elizabeth's turn to try and get everything done.

Your currently at an ice cream store with Svana, who's just confused and trying to come up with excuses to go... That just won't do... Though she sweetly offers to pay for your ice cream.

Roll me a 1d20+6 to see if she can finish being maternal to Svana in time to actually get things done.

+3 if Elizabeth can try to rush the mother-in-law and daughter-in-law bonding, all while trying to push the narrative that she should really just be "your daughter". (+2 if you can find a way to force her to stay or find a way to tempt her to stay.)
+2 if you can talk embarrassingly about Charlemagne, and completely forget what you were mad about.
+1 if you can mention how sweet Svana is. (+2 if you can promptly be maternal to her, overwhelmingly.)
+1 if Elizabeth can naively think that Renexizious has everything sorted out at home, and slowly get more concerned.

Rolled 10 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1303047

Rolled 4 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1303047

Unless anons want to do some bonuses, this isn't going to pass.

>>1303106
These maternal bonuses are too much for me. Might be good to continue onto failure.

>>1303106
>"No,No,No. I'll handle paying paying. I would never force my daughter to pay for something for me."

Quickly rush her to all the places that family bonding occurs.
Clothes stores, Jewelers, Salon. We don't have time to waste so just choose what would look good on her and buy that.

Anytime she tries to pay for anything just use the reason hat she's our daughter to turn her down.

Halfway through the salon visit we'll take over her hair care and do it ourself
>"Aw such a nice girl. I'm sure you would make a great addition to the family. Honestly me and ren could use more children like you."

Ren's got this.
He just has to make sure the nazism charlemagne was talking about to odah doesn't stick
And that elisif is okay.
And that the cooks and slaves get back to work.
And that he can help chrysoula to look presentable
And...
Ya know maybe he doesn't have this.

Rolled 7 + 6 (1d20 + 6)

>>1303047
"Look, we can do this now or later and I would love to know more about you! Especially because I can help you care for your husband...if we talk."

"For example, adorable things he did when he was younger, like his obsession of conspiracies and cover-ups. His adorable way of looking of his shoulder for threats and such."

"Also, you are quite possibly one of the nicest people I have had the pleasure of dealing with. You act so kindly towards my son, even confronting Ren for his sake."

"Ren clearly has everything under control. I mean, he has pulled bigger stunts off in shorter times and manages his entire empire fairly well...except for all the problems...I am fairly sure he is fine. Fairly.

I'll just find a payphone and give him a call or something, maybe..."

>>1303201
Fuck I forgot to include the bonuses. That should have had an additional +9.

10+9=19

Minor Success!

You of course, towards the end of the bonding, begin to get worried... What's going on at home? Hopefully Ren has it under control...

You decide to excuse yourself from talking to Svana and take her home just to check up. A payphone just isn't going to work...

As you get home, Ren seems to be sleeping ontop of Chrysoula, and seems agitated whenever someone comes close. Chrysoula also has... A notable lack of clothes, and seems quite upset, slight tears.

"L-Liz? You need to help... I-I don't want to get up."

You walk over. Chrysoula seems comfortable, and could probably push Ren off, in theory.

"Really? What's the problem?"

"...He's cute like this... A-and he'd be angry at me for pushing him off..." She says, worried.

"Well, I'm sure he'd understand."

"He's drunk though... I don't know... I-I hope he wakes up before m-m-my dad gets here..."

You look carefully... It seems his drunkness has only made him crude and... Well, oblivious to social norms... He seems to be fondling her in public!

You shake your head, in a disapproving manner.

Actions

>Help Chrysoula. She can't be embarrassed... Though she is competition.
>...This is a perfect chance to get her out of the way for more time between you and Ren. Try to come up with an excuse...
>Write-in

>>1303320
>...This is a perfect chance to get her out of the way for more time between you and Ren. Try to come up with an excuse...

>He seems to be fondling her in public!
That's common behavior on his part

>>1303320
>Write-In
Talk to ren.
We should try to remind him why he shouldn't be messing around.

>>1303417
By this I mean we should wake him up and try to get him ready.

>>1303371
Keep in this in mind this is the "sabotage Chrysoula" approach, which is purposely trying to get Chrysoula to leave.

>>1303428
I'm perfectly fine with that and want it.

>>1303440
You do know we have a gathering to prepare for?
Inter-Wife politics is kind of Self destructive

Going to wait for a majority to appear.

>>1303534
Chiming in to say we should NOT do the route which sabotages anyone...

You decide to get Ren up...

Roll me a 1d20+5 if you can wake him up.

+3 if you can gently and lovingly wake him up.
+2 if you can try to be the best wife you can be while waking him up.
+1 if you can show your love to Ren.

Rolled 18 + 10 (1d20 + 10)

>>1303747
>Ren sweety wake up there's work to be done."
Gently shake him awake
Give him a peck on the cheek.

EDQ:Wife simulator.

Looks like liz got her wish

Rolled 6 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

>>1303747

Rolled 20 + 5 (1d20 + 5)

After this roll I'm cursing the dice.

>>1304618
wew

Critical Success!

You gently shake Ren.

"Sweetie? Can you please get up?""

You give him a sweet kiss on the face, and he opens his eyes, relaxed.

"Oh, yeah, yeah... I can do that."

He gets up, still a bit disoriented...

Chrysoula gets up, and thanks you profusely, and gets a toga on as fast as she can... Meanwhile, you notice your children messing around, that sort of thing...

So of course, you try to get them under control.

Thanks to Ren helping you, it doesn't take too long... Eventually, you hear Chrysoula's father has arrived at the docks...

Roll me a 1d20+7 for how well this goes.

+3 if Elizabeth and the kids can get out of the way.
+2 if Chrysoula can try to have a last minute attempt at trying to look good!
+2 if Renexizious can try to make an activity for him and her father to try and bond?
+1 if Renexizious can think of excuses about Chrysoula's changes.

Rolled 10 + 15 (1d20 + 15)

>>1305405
Liz should take them all out for

Help chrysoula brush herself. She should probably wax her horns to for a nice shine.

We could discuss ancient history and the famous figures during said times.

And it's simple science.
When a mammal is in a cold environment they grow larger to compensate.

Square cube law and all that.

>>1305429
Honestly we could just tell him we offered her any mutagens she wanted and that she chose to take them of her own free will.

>>1305440
Well we could.

>>1305442
We honestly should, honesty is the best policy.


You know, except for everything we have done in south america and such. That shit is never seeing the light of day...

>>1305450
Sure we can tell him.
I still want to talk to our treasurer.
There's no way he's as much of a meme as his name is.

>>1305452
Our QM is a /pol/ fan. So he is about as stereotypical as a joke about a priest and a small choir boy.


Though I do want to perform some major reforms in education and such. For example, ensuring all of our citizens are literate and numerically capable. Seeing as 15% of Hansodr can't read and write which is a serious problem.

Preferably we can get them all a good education but we must not do what america did, if we devalue a college education then we will run into other problems.


We should also see about getting the concept of Latin as the nation's "Civic" language. Used for administration, official governance and other such purposes. Then we enforce it onto our vassals, resulting in a unified language across our entire empire, lowering the cultural exchange barrier.

>>1305452
He is a big meme, as what >>1305491
said.

Also, if anons want a higher success, just have Chrysoula try to do more last minute prepareness and Ren come up wih more excuses, which he doesn't have to use.

>>1305491
I had some ideas involving great works(Every empire needs one and it can net us some fame)
Getting our slaves to hate us less.
Military reformations (We need more training for our NCOs and Grunts considering how they are basically redshirts)
Also more ideas to make money.

Also I can enjoy the thought of government funded colleges.

Do you think we should ya know.
Lessen the bias in our schools?

Plus even if our treasurer is a meme we should get to know him along with our other cabinet members. It's objectively good

>>1305500
How big are we talking?
Will we be able to actually have any sort of actual conversation?

Also I'll just take the current success

>>1305521
Well, I mostly meant him as a joke. If anons want to seriously talk to him I'll just reduce the meme levels.

>>1305540
Sure.
But we can do that later.
I want to take maria to the D&D universe for a quick resurrection

>>1305506
I agree with the armed forces reforms, personally I would argue we need to model ourselves after the British armed forces but larger.


As their armed forces focus around using small groups of highly trained troops, SAS or Guhrkas, in support of a larger but very well trained and equipped general force. It is a model which works for power projection while not costing significant manpower to maintain.

Also, we should take lessons from real world Russia. Like for example, the use of troop transportation + ground attack helicopters to augment the mobility and firepower of our troops.

I still think that nukes are a shit idea, seeing as becoming a nuclear power puts a strain on our relationship with our son.


As to our schools, what do you mean Bias?

>>1305555
Our school has some bias. Mostly conservative stuff and Christianity I think?
Though we've put subtle latin and roman influences in it now.

>>1305574
Those are good influences, conservatism and christian influences not only give support to our rule from the people but help maintain the current status quo and cultural fabric of our empire.


I see no reason or need to alter the current balance, unless someone in brings it up in game.

>>1305583
Actually if we want to give better support to our rule it'd be better to use totalitarianism instead of conservatism.

That was actually one of the mentioned benefits to if our schools were taught by werewolves.

More encouraging loyalty to big brother