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http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Pokemon%20Island%20Adventure%20Quest
https://twitter.com/GobbleQM
Character info pastebin in progress: http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rz
Dice cheat sheet: http://pastebin.com/994WTT3g

General rules:

There is a 10 minute voting period after each post. Non-contradictory votes will be combined as best as possible.

Write-ins for all votes are always welcome and encouraged. They may not all make it into the post or be altered to fit in, but I'll do my best to at least try to address the spirit of the write-in.

Very important or contentious votes may be redone in a stricter voting system as circumstances warrant.

Combat mechanics involve three rolls of 1d100, taking the best, and using the base accuracy and crit ranges of the game, roughly, but the 'turn order' will be more like the anime, where sometimes you can do a few moves in a row or be hit by a combo of moves yourself, all depending on circumstances. Stronger moves tend to take more time and have more cooldown than weaker moves, so beware of that timing. Speed is more important for closing ground, intercepting, and other things and doesn't necessarily mean going first. Infact, you can do more than one move in a row like the anime, but so can your opponents.

Call me out on a mistake and receive a suggestive picture, mostly likely a butt.

Pokemon:
Gobble (Munchlax)
Mace (Roggenrola)
Belladonna (Roselia)
Dice (Totodile)

Badges: 2

Recently: You hugged Jane, have a few seedy encounters in the sketchy part of Take, ran into Laki trained some more, and started a game Truth or Dare!
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>>1279955
All of my Hype!
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it begins
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>>1279955
Third for Bella always being correct.
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>>1279955
Awwwwwwww yeah, time for more Pokemon Quest! Until Samurai Jack comes on, at least!
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Why is it that I can see herb giving innocent truths and dares to other people and the gang starts to feel bad about what there truth or daring him to do?
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Good luck on your test, Gobble! This is my favorite quest right now!
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It’s your turn again. You look over to Valerie.

“Umm, truth.” She says.

She squirms just a little. There’s an unusual cuteness in her being visibly worried. She’s usually got such a fancy air. She might not be the most outgoing person, but you do see her as pretty confident in herself.

You feed Dice a little treat, and he gobbles up your hand. He’s gentle, but it’s distracting. You remove your hand to pet him on the head but his mouth keeps chasing it, giving little nibbles. He eventually has to grab onto you with his arms and legs to continue biting your hand. You give up and lift him onto your lap.

“What’s the question?” Valerie asks after the soft round of chuckles goes through the room.

>Push her! How far has she gone with a boy?
>Be gentle. Ask her middle name
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
>Something else
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>>1280068
>the gang starts to feel bad about what there truth or daring him to do?
>the gang starts to feel bad
Unlikely.
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>>1280073
>Be gentle. Ask her middle name
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>>1280073
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>>Ask about her most embarrassing moment

It'll be some kind of rich girl faux pa or talkin to Hana about masturbating
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>>1280073
>Ask her greatest fear
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>>1280073
>Ask her about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>>1280089
Or
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>Ask her greatest fear
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>>1280073
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>Something else
Go hard-hitting. Ask her what her goal in life is.
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>>1280073
>>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment

Also I could see someone asking Herb how big he actually is because everyone is curious
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>>1280073
Ask about her greatest fear, as people mentioned last thread.

R63 Herb x Polu bin when? Jane's was amazing and he's the only one left. I'd also rather have cute, tender couple stuff than actual lewds for this one, but that's just my opinion.
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>>1280073
>Ask her greatest fear
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>>1280073
>>1280099
I like this. Significant without being improper.
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>>1280073
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280073
>Ask her about her most embarrassing moment


>>1280058
Samurai jack is back?
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>>1280073
>>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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>>1280124
Season five, motherfucker.
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>>1280124
They're doing a 10 episode final season on adult swim and it's pretty good
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>>1280124
>Samurai jack is back?

It's tartarovsky still, too. Episode 2 comes out in a few hours. Looks really good so far. I'm hype.
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>>1280124
https://mega.nz/#!JYcU3K6A!8BYl_XvmFpWEtbfWXODNNkIG5sH0VfG4Btz9t-jwB3Q
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>>1280134
>>1280138
>>1280141
Good deal!

>>1280153
Thanks dude!
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>>1280073
>Ask about her most embarrassing moment
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You ask Valerie about her most embarrassing moment.

“Oh.” Valerie does that rich girl gesture where she covers her mouth with her hand. You’re not sure what it’s called, but it really works for her.

Her eyes go to Hana, like she’s considering something. But then her face explodes as a memory comes flooding back. “Well, I’d have to say at my old tennis club. I used to go every other day after class. I wasn’t very good, but there was this handsome tennis instructor, Hans, and...well, that part isn’t important. There were a group of girls there, all belonging to important families. One girl, Evangeline, who I suppose I’d call my rival...”

Jane leans in.

“She always had the latest fashions and toys and things. I could never keep up, and she made sure everyone knew it. But not this day! I had a new and exclusive tennis uniform that was going to be premiered at Jean Baljour’s fashion show that night. It took a lot of favors to get it out for the day. It had this frilly-”

“The Santalune City Boutique Spring catalog missing featured outfit!” You say excitedly. “But that’s just a myth isn’t it? I mean, the catalog didn’t have it. The story is that it went missing before the show-” You cut yourself off, now that you realize where this story is going.

“Yes. It did. I had it in my locker. I announced to everyone that I’d be wearing something very special, and made a huge deal out of it. I was going to show her up. But when I went to go change in closet quickly, -I didn’t want to go all the way to the changerooms and ruin my entrance, you understand- I checked my hair in the mirror quickly, then when I looked back and all of my clothes were gone.”

Laki leans in. “So you were trapped in your underwear?” She has a huge smile.

“Well, luckily there were spare uniforms for the help.”

“The help?” Keira asks.

“Employees of the club.” Valerie clarifies. “I came out with a janitor’s outfit. I tried to sneak out, but they saw me. And pointed. And laughed.” She has this strange thousand yard stare.

Everyone gives her a few token words of that being rough, without really understanding beyond the fact that Valerie looks embarrassed about it. The general, unspoken attitude is that ‘It’s not that big a deal, is it?’

(continued)
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>>1280270
“I’m not done. After that, I ran to what I suppose now was the employee break room. A custodian came to comfort me and brought me tea when he saw me crying. He made a joke. I forget exactly what it was, but it was something about us employees needing to stick together. He was only trying to lighten the mood. I lashed out at him. I yelled and told him I didn’t want to look or smell anything like him. I dressed him down harder than I've ever done before. I just used him to vent my own frustration.”

The room gets a little more quiet now.

“His daughter was there. To this day I don't know why. She overheard everything I said, though.”

Jane looks like she’s going to say something. You don’t like the expression on her face.

>Intentionally spill your drink before Jane can get a word in.
>Tell her you’re sure they’ve probably forgotten all about it
>Don’t do anything.
>Something else
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>>1280300
>>Something else
I guess ask if she ever got the chance to apologize. Keep her story going before Jane chips in and possibly ruins everything.
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>>1280300
>Don't do anything

Jane pls
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>>1280300
>Intentionally spill your drink before Jane can get a word in.
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>>1280300
>>1280315
Supporting.
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>>1280300
What >>1280315
said
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>>1280300
Supporting >>1280315
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>>1280300
>>1280315
I'll support this.
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>>1280300
>>1280315
I'll back it, it'll help with damage control if Jane tries anything.
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>>1280300
>>1280315
Supporting
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>>1280300
>Intentionally spill your drink before Jane can get a word in.
Whoa whoops
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>>1280300
Changing>>1280319
to
>>1280315
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>>1280300
>I yelled and told him I didn’t want to look or smell anything like him.
Yesh, that's Reality TV levels of Rich Bitch Syndrome
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>>1280300
>do nothing

Come on guys Jane's not that callus!

Probly
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>>1280372
>Jane's not that callus!
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>>1280372
>Come on guys Jane's not that callus!
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>>1280389
Kill it with fire!
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>>1280389
bella, go back to trying to seduce Mace

your art skills and taste need time to mature
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>>1280389
Jesus fuck
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>>1280389
8/10
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>>1280401
no
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>>1280315
Supporting
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>>1280424
I can get behind this
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>>1280270
> “I came out with a janitor’s outfit. I tried to sneak out, but they saw me. And pointed. And laughed.” She has this strange thousand yard stare.

Secret exhibitionist Valerie is powerful indeed. I hope for the chance to explore this further. And, you know, for Herb to actually catch on that this might be the case. I suspect she might need to flash a neon sign at him for him to get it, though.
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>>1280401
How tall is Sina compared to the player in the games?

What does this suggest for an age?

Asking for a friend.
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>>1280483
She is older than the XY protags who are like 16. So probably early 20s
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>>1280424
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The game goes around again.

Laki takes another drink, then leans back on the couch as she dares Polu to swim from one end of the dock to the other, naked.

Polu, not hesitating, stands up, takes off his shirt and footwear, then runs out and dives into the water. Everyone follows. He reaches under the water and throws his bottoms all the way to the beach sand, then swims towards them. He’s only exposed for a very short period, and it’s only under dim starlight and what comes off the boat.

Hana pretends not to look, but even you can see her eyes between her fingers. Valerie makes a few joking hoots and hollars. Keira is already halfway up an overhanging tree to get a better view over the taller girls.

“Boo!” Laki yells, jokingly. “I thought you were braver than that.”

He dries his hair with a towel. “I didn’t want to make any of the girls uncomfortable.” He winks to Valerie and Hana. You’re impressed and a little jealous at how cool he comes off doing stuff like that.

“Yeah huh.” Laki says. “Whatever you say. But that’s the point of the game.” She puts an arm around Valerie and presses against her in a way that’s just a little more than friendly. Her face gets really close. “Making people uncomfortable.”

“Heh.” Valerie smiles nervously.

The round keeps going without many highlights. Although after that, people seem to be pushing the limits a bit more.

Hana shyly dares Keira to put a banana down her throat as far as it can go. Keira tries and chokes a little, but she’s really proud of how far she got. Jane looks like she wants to explain that it’s disrespectful to have Keira do that for some reason, and there’s a whole bunch of whispering between the girls about something called fell eight chao. At the end of it though, Keira tells Jane to lighten up and demands to be treated like anyone else.

Jane doesn’t look comfortable with it, but she folds her arms and resigns herself to trying her best. She sits on her chair and there’s a loud fart noise.

Everyone laughs, but Keira’s laughter lasts way longer than anyone else’s. “It’s a cushion of whoopie!” She proclaims. “I bought it in town. Doesn’t that sound like flatulence?”

There’s another bit of laughter from the whole group, based more on how much Keira is enjoying it than anything else. Even Jane cracks a bit of a smile and lets out some noises that might be called laughter. Actually, she has a pretty nice giggle.

It’s all brushed away when someone asks whose turn it is and it turns out it’s yours.

Polu comes and plops down beside you. He puts an arm around your shoulder. “Truth or dare, bro?”

He's looking a little mischievous.

>Truth
>Dare
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>>1280504
>Dare
He is the one person I trust here
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>>1280504
Missing a page there, Gobble?
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>>1280504
Think you missed a bit of the update Gobble.
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>>1280504
>Dare

(Was there anymore to Valerie's story or?)
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>>1280504
>>Dare

Here we go.

THink you missed something thought gobble
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>>1280504
>>Dare
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>>1280504
>Dare
We are a manly man.
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>>1280504
>Truth
We don't have to be cool.
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>>1280504
>Dare
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>>1280504
>>Truth
did dare last time
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>>1280504
>Truth

Learning ho!
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>>1280504
>Dare
Wait did we do dare last time?
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>>1280504
>Dare
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>>1280512
>>1280516
>>1280522
>>1280523
>>1280526
>>1280532
RIP True facts about herb we don't know yet
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>>1280504
>Truth
inb4 Herb has to answer who he thinks is his main rival.
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>>1280539
yep
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>>1280504
>Truth

We've had one dare.
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>>1280541
We will fault on a dare and have to tell a truth at some point.
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>>1280541
Gobble will just prompt us with a bunch of random character development options in the future and then provide exposition. Everything is okay.
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>>1280551
Well then switching>>1280539
To truth

Let's change it up a bit
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>>1280504
>Dare.
>inb4 Polu asks us to take our dick out
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>>1280504
>Dare
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>>1280504
>>Truth
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>>1280516
>>1280515
>>1280514
[Shit, sorry.]

“DidYouEverGetAChanceToApologize?” You blurt out quickly, cutting Jane off before she can get anything out.

“Umm, well, no. I stopped going after that. I was too embarrassed. I could have literally died of it. I don’t even know what I’d say.”

Jane moves to say something again at this break, but you cut her off again, asking Valerie about if she knows the name of the janitor, or any details where she could find him. Hana tells her that everyone makes those mistakes. Keira asks if mainlanders really have a condition where they literally die of embarrassment, and Valerie is forced to explain that it's an expression.

"But why did you say 'literally' though?" Keira is genuinely confused.

The conversation goes on long enough that Jane gives up trying to say anything. She shoots daggers at you after you sit back down, though.
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>>1280584
Shit. I was afraid our interrupt wouldn't go over well. We'll need to display more tack next time
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>>1280584
I'm kinda curious what Jane would of said, what Val did was certainly high leveled Spoiled Mega Bitch, but at same time Jane would probably of snapped at her and made Val cry or something
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Keira kinda reminds me of Starfire from Teen Titans

before the abomination of a reboot, obviously
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>>1280614
Can't wait for Keira to shoot lasers
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>>1280612
[It wouldn't have been polite. Jane had enough time to think about it and decided against her first instinct. She's a little paranoid about why you did that, though.]
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>>1280614
Keira's better at English and isn't orange. At least, I don't think she's orange.

>>1280486
Good to know.
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>>1280630
She is a skeleton
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>>1280612
Yeah. Truth be told, I'll bet Val's grown from the experience though. It's just a shame we can't trust Jane to assure her that.
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>>1280635
You lie.
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>>1280635
>>1280642
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>>1280630
well, Herb has likened some thins of her to oranges

>>1280624
We'll need aura training with her to get healing lasers then
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>>1280657
I wanna see Bella characters of all the group.
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>>1280657
Interesting take on Laki.
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“Dare.” You say.

“Oh bro. I’m going to embarrass you so bad!” Polu loudly announces. Then he leans in close and whispers “Don’t worry bro. I got you, my man.” He stands up again. “I dare you to grab the bare butt of someone on this boat for 30 seconds!”

There’s a round of “woos” as the girls all get excited. It’s scary how in sync they can get in a group.

“Choose who it’s going to be, bro!” He yells, sounding very convincing. He leans in again. “Oh bro you owe me so bad!”

“Don’t we get a voice in this?” Valerie asks. She doesn’t seem overly serious about it, though.

“Scared?” Laki asks tauntingly.

“Never!” Jane almost yells as she stands up and turns around. “I’m not scared of anything!”

“...it’s just a game.” Hana says, looking at the floor. “It’s okay.”

>Truth!
>Grab Hana
>Grab Jane
>Grab Keira
>Grab Laki
>Grab Valerie
>Grab Polu
>Spin a bottle
>Something else
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
ROLL THE DIE
ROLL THE DIE
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana
FATALITY.
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>>1280738
>>Grab Hana

For the greatest mutual enjoyment
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>>1280738
>Grab Polu
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>>1280738
Jesus Christ. Why you do this, Gobble/Polu.

>Grab Hana

It ought to give the most interesting reaction.
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>>1280738
>shove your hands down the back of your own shorts and sit there looking smug
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>>1280738
>Grab Jane
YOLO
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>>1280738
>Grab Polu

Homoerotic displays are good for putting on a show.
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
LET THE DICE GOD'S DECIDE OUR FATE.
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>>1280664
>healing lasers
Let's just stick with regular healing that doesn't sound of mary-sueism.

>>1280738
>Grab Polu
Instant revenge.
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana
I want blush levels off the chart!
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana
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>>1280738
>>Grab Keira
Jane would be fun too, but I think her reaction to us grabbing Keira will be even better
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>>1280738
>>1280752
Actually didn't see this. Changing to
>Spin a bottle
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
>If the bottle lands between two girls, one butt in each hand (two for one)
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>>1280738
Also, be sure to have random hand spasms due to nervousness so we end us squeezing their rear multiple times.
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>>1280738
>>Spin a bottle
MYSTERY BOX
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
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>>1280738
>Grab your own butt
He never said we couldn't.
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana
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>>1280738
>Something else
Bella.
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>>1280738
>Spin a bottle
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana

Finally a chance for interaction with her.
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana

I can't vote for this hard enough.
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana
This should be fun...
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>>1280738
>Grab Hana
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>Then he leans in close and whispers “Don’t worry bro. I got you, my man.”
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>>1280738
>>Spin a bottle
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>>1280798
But she's a plant! She doesn't have a butt. And if she did that's be a horrible thing to do, you floropedophile.
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>>1280823
Polu is a bro among bros.

>>1280775
And this picture is still way better than it had any right to be.
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>>1280774
>>1280810
>>1280813
>>1280818
Hmm...
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>>1280840
The thread isn't that old, probably just lurkers who want their waifu.
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>>1280840
I'm also skeptical. But it is still early in the thread.
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>>1280840
I just got here. It's a little early for the waifu conspiracies, isn't it?
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>>1280841
Well besides the guy that voted twice.
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>>1280774
>>1280810
SAMEFAG
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>>1280840
2 of those were actually made by the same IP so there's that
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>>1280810
>>1280774
Same ID
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>>1280774
>>1280810
>>1280852
Oh wow yeah. Same Id.
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>>1280851
It's a sad day when you can't even trust nameless people on the internet.
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>>1280738
>>Grab Polu
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>>1280833
Dendrophile, actually. You'd be surprised how "popular" plants vs zombies characters are.
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>>1280888
Oh baby that plant that generates suns I'm gettin boned fast
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>>1280833
>>1280888
Dendroebophile?
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>>1280888
I blame Conker's Bad Fur Day.

>>1280898
Wants to fuck plants
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>>1280902
I know, I'm just thinking- she's a second stager, so wouldn't that be dendroebopokephile instead of floropedophile?
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>>1280888
I didn't really want to know this, but thanks?
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>>1280907
I think you're missing the "h" in Hebo-. I think?
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Rolled 4 (1d7)

>>1280743
>>1280768
>>1280778
>>1280785
>>1280792
>>1280795
>>1280796
>>1280800
>>1280830
[Spin to win]

>>1280745
>>1280750
>>1280758
>>1280771
>>1280774
>>1280797
>>1280813
>>1280818
>>1280820
[Grab Hana.

I'm going to call it for spin the bottle due to at least one samefagging.

1 Grab Hana
2 Grab Jane
3 Grab Keira
4 Grab Laki
5 Grab Valerie
6 Grab Polu
7 Two butts]
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>>1280923
Based Dice.
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>>1280920
Bah.

>>1280923
This is what you asked for, anons.
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>>1280923
>tfw Laki wins
inb4 salty antilakifags
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>>1280923
Dammit. I am disappoint.
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>>1280923
HA!
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>>1280923
Best girl wins again!
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>>1280923
ah well, should have voted Hana if I didn't want to leave it up to chance
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>>1280923
Man, I was really hoping for two butts. Aw well we've already got a hand full of Laki boob, might as well get a handful of the back
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>>1280923
Praise be the dice Gods!
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>>1280923
Aww, the most boring option
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>>1280923
A bit disappointed, but the dice choose what they will.
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>>1280955
Remembering that we're actually spinning a bottle is a bit of solace.
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>>1280953
Grabbing our own butt would have been the most boring option, but I agree with the spirit of what you're saying.
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>>1280888
You know, that was actually my first thought, but I was convinced that I was misremembering.
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>>1280923
>Picks the most boring option

Why dice gods
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>>1280923
ahahahaha

we always win
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Eh, we can always grab Hana's butt later, during the movie.
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Wonder if any of the other girls will get jealous, grab our hand and place it on their butt
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>>1280968
>Grabbed by the butt by my own butt, by John Herb
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>>1281008
I found Hana's favorite author.
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>>1281008
I'd say Chuck Herb for reference value, but as a pen name John Herb is pretty good.
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>>1281008
>grabbed by the butt by my book "Grabbed by the butt by my own butt" by John Herb
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>>1281025
>Grabbed by the Butt by Cyborg Lady's Unauthorized Remake of "Grabbed by the Butt by My Book 'Grabbed by the Butt by My Own Butt" by John Herb" by John Herb
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>>1281025
Can't forget about space raptor butt invasion.
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>>1281068
Fucked up the quotes on that one. Oh well.
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>>1281068
I'm going to be disappointed if we don't get a terrible edit of a Chuck Tingle book cover.
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>>1281092
Well, my art is absolute shit. I can't even bring myself to attempt it.
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>>1281068
>>1281092
If I wasn't waiting for SAMOOORAAAI I'd have spent more time on it.
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>>1281138
I knew I could count on one of you guys
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>>1281138
You're doing god's work anon
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>>1281138
10/10
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>>1280923
>>1281138
Look at what has been wrought by this conflict, Gobble.

LOOK UPON IT!
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“Umm, I umm.” You try not to panic. You can do this. You look around the room. Who should you choose? You gulp.

“Umm, I’ll spin the bottle.” You answer everyone’s unasked question about if it’s going to be them.

You take an empty pop bottle and spin it. The whole group gets quite as it twirls around. It slows, slows, slows, then comes to a gliding stop on Laki.

“Woooooo” The group says, collectively. Bella leaps up and down.

Laki waves it away as no big deal. She casually walks up, undoes the front of her shorts to give some room, and winks. “Well?”

You reach around and slide your hands down the back of her pants. There’s an explosion of noises and comments from everyone. You’re glad they can’t see your face through Laki.

“Alright. Keep the game going.” She yells back at them. They do just that.

Laki grins at you. You’re both in your own little world. “Aww, it’s not so different from a massage, Soft Hands. Maybe now you’ll stop being to scared to give me a full body one.”

“I-” she’s right. You stop short of going anywhere inappropriate. You’re just a gentleman, is all. Even if her ass is both somehow soft and rock hard at the same time.

“You just going to do nothing?” She says. “Come on, work it. Give me a squeeze or something. You’ve got to take advantage of these situations when you can.”

You do what she says. Oh jeez on man. Her chest is pressing against you, too. You try not to look to into it. It’s just because of the game. You’re not some pervert.

“That’s nice.” She whispers. You get that faint smell from the couple of shots she’s taken. “Come on, at least pretend you like it.” She gasps. “Oh, nevermind. I can feel that you do.”

Oh jeez! She’s right. You can’t let anybody see that. What are you going to do. You look around her and see that the game is going on without paying attention to the two of you. Nobody is looking except for Hana, who keeps glancing over, then looking away when she sees you looking. You really don't want to freak anyone out with your boner.

Laki, seeming to read your mind, takes your hands out, turns around, sticks them back in, and pushes you down onto the couch and sits on your lap. “There.” She tells the others. “Now I can stop missing the rest of the game. Who’s up?”

“Thanks.” You whisper to her.

“Mmhmm.” She subtly acknowledges as she shifts her butt. Your hands are surprisingly not going numb.

(continued)
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>>1281165
What happened to Laki's sundress?
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>>1281165
Laki a best. A Best.

>>1281192
Short term memory loss.
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They messed up the order after and it’s actually just come back to your turn to dare someone. You look to Keira.

“Hasn’t it been 30 seconds?” Jane asks

“Too bad.” Laki says. “I’m comfy.” She raises up a half inch and drops her butt down hard on your hands. "Soft Hands is a good cushion."

Everyone laughs and you feel a little more embarrassed. Laki shifts and you remove your hands. She stays on your lap though, and you see this terrifying predator’s glint in her eyes for half a second.

“Truth or Dare?” You ask Keira, trying to keep your voice calm.

“Dare!” Keira jumps up excitedly. “Make it a tough one!” She requests. You guess even she can get competitive.

>Dare her to do a handstand for a full round
>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
>Dare her to kiss someone
>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
>Something else
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>>1281165
so Herb and Laki are basically married now right?

she's sitting on it!
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>>1281192
That is a good point.
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to kiss someone
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
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>>1281202
>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
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>>1281202
>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
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>>1281202
>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to kiss someone
hey we didn't start this shit, but if they want to play hardball Herb aint no wuss.
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>>1281202
>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest
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>>1281202
>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest

I.. I want to do the legs one but I feel like it's horribly lewd and inappropriate.
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>>1281202
>Dare her to kiss someone (hand her the bottle)
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>>1281202
>Something else
Dare her to do something that would make the others blush.

We don't count because we're easily flustered, but bonus points anyway when she accomplishes it.
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>>1281202
>Dare her to kiss someone (hand her the bottle)
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Good god the poor lass is gonna have ingestion if she tries
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>>1281192
>>1281201
[Shit. Sorry. Hands under a dress is somehow hotter, too.]
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>>1281202
>Dare her to kiss someone
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>>1281234
Yeah it really is.
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>>1281202
>>1281192
Can I get a butt?
Also
>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to kiss someone
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>>1281202
>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
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>>1281234
Thanks for the Butt!
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>>1281234
Actually sitting on his lap in a sundress is a lot lewder too. Superlewd.
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>>1281234
as would Laki 'adjusting' Herbs plantain under said dress where she wants it
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>>1281234
>somehow hotter
Everyone knows that the space under a dress is a very private off-bounds place. Also a combination of being more hidden but open.
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>Dare her to challenge Gobble to an eating contest

>>1281165
pic related
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>>1281202
>>Dare her to kiss someone
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>>1281202
>Dare her to put her legs over her head. You bet she can manage that
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>>1281222
Agreed, but that's my justification for her putting her legs over her head. Laki and Polu made it lewd, so let's keep this thi g going.
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Hana needs to give Laki a lap dance!
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>>1281341
We need to get any of the girls to give each other lap dances though Herb might mega evolve
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>>1281351
Well think about this any lap dance on Laki is also a lap dance on us sorta.
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>>1281359
Provided Laki remains on our lap if/when it happens
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>>1281359
What did poor Herb's pelvis ever do to you?
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>>1281359
Only when we have formed a totem pole of lap dances will the waifu wars truly be over.
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>>1281378
I have penis envy
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>>1281341
Oh how about we dare Hana to give someone a lap dance.
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>>1281378
What? I'm sure Hana's lapdance would feel wonderful.
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>>1281386
That's fair, same here to be perfectly candid, and I'm totally average. At least we can take solace in his less-than-average girth. Unless you mean penis envy in the Freudian way, in which case, that's rough buddy.
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>>1281410
I feel bad for laughing...
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If Hana takes a dare, we could dare her to kiss Val. That ought to do weird things to their relationship.
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>>1281442
Fuck that, Herb is too pure to suggest anything like that. I know your plan Hornbeam
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“I dare you to challenge Gobble to an eating contest.”

The group makes another round of noises. That is a challenge alright.

Gobble steps up and slaps his belly. He’s ready to throw down anytime, any place.

“Alright, Gobble! You’re on!” She pants her own, much less round belly. “Herb, remember when I ate so much that it looked like I had a child?

“Oh! I have some food in the freezer that needs to go.” Valerie says. “This is actually really good timing.” She runs off to get it. Hana goes to help.

Laki adjusts her sundress as she sits on your lap. Oh jeez! This isn’t ever going to go down. Why did it have to be a sundress? You can feel her warm on your lap. And if you look over her shoulder, you can see down the front of it.

She looks back and winks.

“You’re sure?” Valerie asks Hana as they both come back with the food.

Hana nods. You’re not really sure what that’s about.

The set them each a huge pile. “Alright, Gobble, Keira. Go go go!”

The two start eating with ferocity. Jane watches intensely, trying to analyze the strategy each of them is using.

A small crumb falls to the ground and Dice, keeping his head in constant contact with the floor, slides himself up to chomp it.

Keira puts up a valiant effort, but she begins to slow. She keeps going, stuffing down some bread. As she finishes it and sees how Gobble hasn’t begun to stop, she throws her hand up to surrender.

“I give up.” She leans back, pushing her stomach out. “Not fair. It wasn’t Herb’s food. I can eat that all day.” The group consensus on that makes you warm and fuzzy inside.

Gobble finishes her leftovers, then burps. Keira lays on her back to recover. Her Tropius grabs her and drags her away from the middle of the room so she can recover off to the side. It looks offended that she made that comment about your food and not it’s fruit, though.

It’s Valerie’s turn. She’s daring Hana.

“Umm, I dare you spend seven minutes in heaven with someone?”

Hana nods. “Oh no! How cruel, Valerie. Making me do something like that!” She says in a strange tone. She must really think it’s cruel if says it like that. She makes a big gesture, too. It almost reminds you of a bad actor, but Hana isn’t the type to that sort of thing. “You’re so mean. Umm, but I guess I don’t have a choice.” She pushes her fingers together.

Valerie gives her a funny look, like she’s being ungrateful or something. Why is everyone rolling their eyes?

You open your mouth to tell her where the bottle is for spinning, but Laki slams down on your lap with her butt again. “Herb volunteered.” Laki yells.

“What? I-” She gets up and spins you around quickly, then starts pushing you towards a closet.

“You didn’t? Oh, then just -turn around- and go back to your seat.”

You look down. It’s still way too obvious.

>Hunch over and give Hana the bottle
>Go to the closet
>Remind Hana that she can ask for a Truth
>Something else
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
May as well get used to it.
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>>1281454
>>Go to the closet
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>>1281454
>Hunch over and give Hana the bottle
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
With a defeated air about him
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
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>>1281454
>Give Hana the bottle
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet, ask he "Unless you'd prefer the bottle?"
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
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>>1281454
>>Go to the closet
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>>1281451
The key is to let people rationalize the choices you make for them however they like. At the end of the day, as long as they do what you ask of them then you've succeeded.

>>1281454
...but then other things get in your way. I can live with this.

>Go to the closet
The moment we get in, apologize for the raging stiffie. We've been aroused for a while and it's really not going down with Hana so close to us.
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
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>>1281454
>Go to the closet
ask her "Unless you'd prefer the bottle?"
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>>1281454
>Go to the close
>Shyly try to cover up
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>>1281454
>Go to the Closet
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>>Go to the closet
tuck it up Herb
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You know, as funny as Hana and Val being super obvious about this was, I really like that Hana has Valerie as a wingman, just like we've got Polu. It's a nice look at how close they're getting. Val's a pal.
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>>1281577
How long before Polu and Val team up on the Hana/Herb ship?
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>>1281582
Hopefully soon. Those two know the score.
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>>1281582
>>1281585
With how sweet Herb is and how shy Hana can be, i can see them going for it
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>>1281577
I've been a Keira man since the start, but seeing Hana try this hard to get with Herb is pushing her to #1 for me.
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You slump your shoulders. Laki has you. She really likes to tease you, huh? You don’t want to admit it to yourself, but you’re starting to like it.

You go into the closet into the dark. Someone tries to push Hana in, but she doesn’t need to step forward. At least, not at first. After a second, she flings herself in. She must want to pretend like she doesn’t have powerful robotic legs.

Hana bumps close to you and the closet door closes. Loud music starts playing.

“Did you want the bottle instead?” You ask.

“Oh, you brought it in?” She reaches down and grabs you. “This doesn’t feel like the-”

She freezes. You’re half concerned that her limbs may have broken again.

“Omigosh I’m so sorry!”

“It’s fine. I’m sorry. You know for...it.” Oh jeez. You wish it would go down. Or the sweet embrace of death. One or the other is fine right now. How do these things keep happening?

“I understand.” You’re made more aware of how rapidly Hana is breathing when she talks. “Laki has the kind of butt you just want to bury your face into. Really get in there and...heh I’m just kidding!”

You both nervously laugh. Hana is really opening up, making jokes like that. It’s especially funny because something that lewd is so out of character for her.

The music is quiet for a second as it changes tracks. It gets loud and thumpy again.

Well this is awkward.


>“Umm, Hana. You can take your hand off.”
>Ask ask misc boring questions until the time passes
>There’s plenty of room if you adjust. She doesn’t need to press so close against you
>Be mischievous. Let’s make a plan to get back at Valerie and Laki
>Something else
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>>1281615
>>Be mischievous. Let’s make a plan to get back at Valerie and Laki
>“Umm, Hana. You can take your hand off.”
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>>1281615
>“So... how do we play seven minutes in heaven?"
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>>1281615
>Be mischievous. Let’s make a plan to get back at Valerie and Laki
>There’s plenty of room if you adjust. She doesn’t need to press so close against you....but she's more than welcome to do so
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>>1281615
>Try not to spill your spaghetti too hard while admitting you're nervous to be in here with her

Hana's a pretty girl, and we're already in a bit of a lewd mood.
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>>1281615
>>1281619
Supportan this one
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>>1281619
>>1281623
Actually, yeah, add these to mine.
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>>1281619
I'll support this
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>>1281615
>>1281619
This is good.
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>>1281615
>>Something else
Seeing as how we're this close and I'm sure our mind is somewhat elsewhere, this is the perfect time to ask her what she'd look for in a boyfriend. Cause, y'know, having her talk about it might make Herb feel more at ease when she describes someone that isn't him.

Until she doesn't, of course.
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>>1281636
Oh, I like that. If that doesn't happen now, let's remember this for later.
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>>1281615
Just >>1281619
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>>1281619
>>1281623
>>1281615
I support both of these.
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>>1281615
I'll support this >>1281619
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>>1281615
this >>1281619


Good on you gobble, giving everyone what they wanted. Hana time, laki time....
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>>1281615
>>1281619
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>>1281619
Supporting
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>>1281636
>>1281619
I'll switch to backing this. I don't even know if it's a joke on Herb's part or not, but either way it's an awesome ice breaker.
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>>1281615
this >>1281623
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>>1281657
I figure it's a nice way to not tell hana to back off or cuddle up.

If she wants to actually make a move it's her chance or if she wants to get flustered and back off.

I also like the idea of Herb being pure.
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>>1281668
Herb IS pure, in spite of our best efforts. He's nice like that.
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I'm just gonna say don't let Hana backs out if she tries to not explain
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>>1281677
Until now I've been all for Herb x purity, but now I'm feeling like I need to pick a boat before I'm left on the shore.
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>>1281689
there's plenty of room on the Keira canoe

;-;
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>>1281668
Agreed, but if she gets flustered and shy about it, we could always make a move.
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>>1281709
He's called himself a Keira fag before.

Laki a best.
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>>1281689
Where's the fun in picking one boat? I sail many ships, each of them with their own lovely view!

>>1281709
I'm still with you, anon, even if I'm serving on the LNS Hana right now.
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>>1281709
I'm team Kiera, or Hana

Ex-Lakifag, muscles girls and teasing are my fetishes, but most Lakifags are just plain obnoxious and kill my boner
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>>1281713
but are there any boat types that fulfill the alliteration requirement?
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>>1281740
I've seen antilakifags be way more vocal honestly
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>>1281720
Precisely! Why settle for one ship when we can have a whole fleet?!
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>>1281759
Anons won't do harem again.
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>>1281755
I can honestly say I never have, and I've followed every thread since the beginning.
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>>1281741
>Keira Canoe
>Laki Longship
>Hana Houseboat
>Jane Jetboat
>Valerie Very Slender Vessel(?)
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>>1281740
I feel like the complete opposite is true
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>>1281755
In truth, both sides are awful, they both needlessly escalate against the other
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>>1281741
Also, Polu Patrol Boat, but I'm not as familiar with that one.
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>>1281764
....Dude what
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>>1281765
shouldn't it be the Hana Motorboat?
(For more reasons than one)
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>>1281772
I really don't see it. The only thing like that is Bellaposter which I think everyone sees as a joke.

>>1281764
That is very wrong, but whatever
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>>1281781
nice.
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>>1281781
It would fail the alliteration then, but yes. That fits in so many ways.

>Motorized
>Sexual Innuendo
>Is a boat
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>>1281763
Bah! They said such nonsense, but I believe in Gobble's power to make each girl so appealing that by journey's end, harem will gain more popularity
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“Remember guys!” Someone shouts from outside the closet. “What happens in heaven stays in heaven. Have fun!”

More woo’s and hoot’s and comments follow. You can’t hear them clearly through the loud music.

“Your heart’s beating really fast.” She observes. Her head being against your chest feels nice and the smell of her shampoo just makes it beat faster.

“I guess I’m nervous.”

“Of what everyone’s going to think?” She asks. Her voice is shaking. Every word she says vibrates in your chest.

“I’m in a closet with a really pretty girl and I don’t even know how to play this game.”

You feel her hot breath penetrate your shirt and she presses against you even harder. Her hand still hasn’t moved. You’re starting to feel lightheaded from how intense everything is getting.

“You think I’m pretty?”

Oh jeez oh man. “Yeah. Of course. You have a great fashion sense with what you do with your hair, and the colour of that shirt. It really brings out your inner shine.”

Oh crud why did you say shine? What if she thinks that’s some sort of joke about her metal parts?

“Thanks. You’re really handsome, too.”

You think you’re going to launch her head away with how hard your chest is beating now.

“S-so. What do you look for in a boyfriend?” You ask, knowing she’ll describe some confident, manly guy. That should get you to calm down.

Her other hand rests on your chest. “I don’t think many guys would be interested, but if I had the perfect boyfriend, I guess he’d have to be fashionable. And smart. And have good homemaking skills. He’d be nice and really fatherly to his pokemon.”

Oh wow. That sounds like a lot. She must like someone really cool and mature.

“And have short, spiky blond hair.”

“Heh. That last part sounds almost like me.”

“Heh. Yeah.”

More awkward silence. Why would you say that?

“How do we even play Seven Minutes in Heaven?” You ask. You hope you’re not screwing it up too badly.

Her whole body tenses up. You stop yourself from asking if she’s alright. “W-well it’s a game where two people...you know... do stuff. L-l-like...” She faces you and closes her eyes. She’s getting really close to your face!

Her metal foot steps on your very-not-metal-foot.

>Reflexively leap. You can't help it
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
>Something else
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>>1281781
get out

>>1281765
Valerie Victory Ship
sadly there are no ship types that start with V. Might need to look through the /tg/ armada to check
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
HERB MAH BOY.
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen

Laki a best. But flinching because of the robot foot would be too cruel.
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
What happens in heaven stays in heaven :^]
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>>1281796
>Reflexively leap. You can't help it
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
It's time.
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>>1281796
>>Fight the pain. Let this happen
NO FEAR, NO PAIN
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
We've endured worse!
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>>1281796
>>Fight the pain. Let this happen
DO IT HERB.

This isn't a lock probably so even if you don't like Hana let us have this
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>>1281796
>>Fight the pain. Let this happen
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
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>>1281796
>Reflexively leap. You can't help it

Quit making Herb hurt, guys. Poor child doesn't even understand what's happening.
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>>1281819
I don't think it is. If Gobble made this a lock It'll be a rant about why one of the other girls hasn't locked already due to similar actions.
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
Also
"Hana, could you move your foot please?" After the kiss.
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Also before I forget we need to grab Hana's butt, I wanna compare it to Laki.
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>>1281796
>Reflexively leap. You can't help it.
I say this only because I expect she'll try and run out, and I would like to see Herb try to pin her back against the wall to keep her from running out just because she happens to be herself, robot body parts and awkwardness and cuteness and all.
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>>1281828
We'd also get a huge disclaimer message.
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>>1281836
Wouldn't she get flustered about screwing it up IF we leap though? something you said doesn't quite make sense
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>>1281835
Definitely
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>>1281796
>Fight the pain. Let this happen
Casually ask her to move her foot after
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>>1281803
>>1281806
>>1281808
>>1281809
>>1281812
>>1281813
>>1281816
>>1281819
>>1281820
>>1281822
>>1281834
This girl is gonna break our god damn foot so I hope you guys are satisfied with whatever eles happens.
I'm not salty, I'm just saying.
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>>1281849
If we leap I fear she's gonna cry that she can't even do this right.
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>>1281828
I think Gobble won't do a routelock without using our special soufflé which will require getting supplies so there's plenty of warning
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>>1281861
Well, we'll get plenty of healing practice in at least. So, pros and cons.
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>>1281861
we took healing for a reason
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>>1281861
We can heal, in every interpretation of that phrase.

I'm not super worried.
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>>1281861
the cybernic can in no way be that heavy and have her still move around, we'll be fine
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>>1281861
What >>1281877
said.
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>>1281861
It'll be good, mobile healing practice

i see no downside
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>>1281881
We've never done it to ourself yet have we?
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>>1281869
[Yeah. This isn't a routelock. Just want to make sure that's clear.]
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>>1281836
>>1281849

I wasn't really clear on this, I think. Too much finagling with the words.

I expect she'll panic and try and run. Herb would try to keep her there long enough to talk her down. Granted, he'd spill spaghetti all over the place, but the lines would be "don't run away because you're afraid of who you and and the things that can happen because of it. I like you for you, robot body parts and all".

Granted, we should still get our foot looked at.
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Even if we routelocked Hana, she's a perv. She'd wanna watch that barbarian dick do all sorts of things.
I think.
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>>1281886
I always try my damnedest to not go for the harem route because it's kind of ridiculous and has baggage as the waffling pussy choice.

But you're making it super hard on me.
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>>1281886
We know, and if we didn't it dont seem like anyone here cares considering we are about to break our god damn foot to give this girl a tongue fucking in her mouth pussy.
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>>1281903
Way too lewd
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>>1281911
Hana would probably look back on it like that, though.
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You fight the pain. There’s just no way you’re going to let that crushing sensation stop what's about to happen right now.

Hana’s lips touch yours. They’re soft and taste good. Just slightly moist, too. It sends a thrill through your spine and a jolt in your heart.

“S-sorry.” She says, adjusting and moving her foot. You didn’t realize how much that hurt until she moved it. There’s definitely going to be a bruise there, if not worse. You try not to wince.

“N-nothing to be sorry about.” You blurt. Your head is spinning and the blood running through your veins is going into overdrive.

“S-seven minutes.” she mumbles as she leans in again and kisses you more. "Nothing to be sorry about."

You aren’t sure what you’re supposed to do. You close your eyes, then open them again. Hana looks strange. A very attractive, possessed kind of strange, though. Like she’s being taken over by a spirit or something. But you know that's not the case. This is just Hana, and that shocks and thrills you in a way that your mind is usually too scared to think about.

You hand awkward floats around and finds it’s way onto her hip. That’s a good, spot, right?

She takes your hand and puts it on her butt. Before you can say anything, her mouth opens and her tongue invades. With the other hand, the one that’s been resting on your...pride, this whole time, she starts stroking.

Then it vibrates.

>Woah! Too much too fast! Break it off
>Okay
>Something else
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>>1281981
>Something else
Touch the butt
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>>1281981
>>Something else
Hand in her Pants
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>>1281981
>Okay

Full speed ahead!
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>>Okay
brains stop working when the hand starts vibrating
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>>1281991
This

Tit for tat
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>>1281981
>>1281990
>Woah!
>O-okay
Once she gives us air we mumble incoherently plz.
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>>1281981
>>Something else
Grasp the butt
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>>1281981
>>Okay
I, uh, don't really have any other response for that.

That's a thing.
>>1281990
>>1281991
I guess I'll back one of these. If Herb is anything like me right now, he's not really thinking all that clearly.
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>Okay
Is our boy about to become a man?

>>1281990
>>1281991
Also acceptable.
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>>1281990
>>1281991
these
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>>1281981
>Something else
Return the favor like a gentleman, move that hand from the butt to the front
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>>1281981
>Woah!
>Okay

Y-you guys... you're going to get Herb pregnant...
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>>1281981
>Okay

>>1281990
>>1281991
Fuck it! Show her a good time. Supporting.
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>>1281981
>>Something else
Left hand on boob
Right hand in her pantsu
WE IN THERE BOYS
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>>1281981
>Okay
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Wasn't there a ghost that was making its way around the ship in earlier threads?

Is this whole possession thing actually a thing and not metaphorical?
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>>1282005
here.
Add this
>>1282006
One hand in front, one hand in back.
Give her both barrels.
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[So should I do this here, or make a big pastebin?]
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>>1281981
>Okay
and
>>1281990
>>1281991
>>1282006
The time has come and so will Herb
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>>1282022
Big pastebin would probably be best.
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>>1282022
Big pastebin, do it justice
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>>1282022
Eh, pastebin. Keep lewds off the board.
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>>1282022
Bigbin.

The Hana Motorboat got some high octane fuel this thread
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>>1282022
Pastebin please but make it a good one!
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much as I want it now, pastebin is probably best
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>>1282022
Big bin
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Bin it!
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>>1282035
>implying Gobble has ever disappointed with her lewds
>implying Gobble doesn't love us enough to put 120% into it without being asked

wew
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>>1282022
Big bin!
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>>1282049
You're right. I'm sorry Gobble, please punish me and not the rest of the players
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>>1282053
You'll be sentenced to 7 minutes in heaven with Hornbeam if you go through with it.
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>>1282053
Your love will be taken by an unusual other

That is your judgement!
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>>1282022
Pastebin, and thank you so much for this.
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OH GOD YOU HEARTLESS MAN
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>>1281869
>>1281886

>Not needing a Locc Root to make the souffle.

This shit writes itself!
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A thought occurs: I wonder how badly Valerie is secretly hoping someone dares her to streak or show off naked or something.
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>>1281138
[Thank you for this by the way. I want to use it as my cell wallpaper.]
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>>1282097
I just want Herb to be passed around tonight. Laki and Hana have had a turn with us, as soon as we come out of the closet (heh) the next girl should be pulling on his sleeve to drag him off somewhere
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The nest dare Hana gets needs to be show us your browser history
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>>1282097
Well stripping might be a bit fast, we could always make her do a run way modelling in her underwear or lingerie
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>>1282107
>>1282109

These are both excellent ideas
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>I want to use it as my cell wallpaper.
You have my permission. Glad you like it.
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>>1282107
>Keira finds out you really can die of embarrassment
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The two of you pant and the world very slowly stops swirling. You feel exhausted, giddy, confused, and completely satisfied. You rest against the wall on one side, and Hana on the other.

Hana has a huge grin, from ear to ear. You honestly can’t think of any time you’ve seen anyone look so satisfied. “Thank you.”

You don’t even know how to respond to that before the door swings open. Light and cooler air hit you hard, and heaven is gone like smoke in the wind.

“No.” Laki yells back, answering some sort of question.. “They’re just standing there on opposite sides of the closet.” Laki puts you both in a headlock and messes your hair up even more as she drags you both out. You’re surprised that she’s able to do that to Hana, but Hana just sort of rolls with it with that same big grin.

“Boo.” Valerie says, jokingly.

“What’d you expect? These two are too timid to even hold hands.” She lets you both go with a shove. You feel her fix bump your knuckle, but you’re not sure if that was an accident or not.

“Come on, Herb. Pretty sure it’s your turn.”

You try to gather your wits. It’s like your whole brain just gave up. You glance over to Polu. Woo. You shake your head. You’ve never felt so relaxed in a group setting. Part of you keeps worrying about Hana, but every time you sneak a glance at her, she just still has that smile. She guzzles a lot of water after a minute.

“Oh, me?” He says. “Either one. Bring it on!

You didn’t know he could do that. Can he do that?

Ah, you don’t care right now.

>Describe your crush
>Ask about his biggest fear
>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
>Dare him dance to the next song
>Something else
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What's Janes browser history? Laki's?

Polu's?
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>>1282124
>>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
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>>1282124
>>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
FULFILL THE PROPHECY
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>>1282124
>>Describe your crush
Make it a poem.
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>>1282124
>Ask about his biggest fear
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>>1282124
>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
IT BEGINS
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>>1282124
>Describe your crush
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>>1282124
>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
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>>1282124
>>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite
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>>1282124
>Dare him to eat a big spoonful of marmite

Pfft, I remember writing that bin.
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>>1282124
>Describe your crush
Do it Polu! Reveal your waifu!
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>>1282124
Hana is adorable. I can't wait to read the bin, but her reaction is honestly good enough on its own, too.

>Describe your crush

Let's ride this high out
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>>1282148
And then he describes Hana as she's still washing the jizz flavor out of her mouth.
Feels bad man.
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>>1282124
>Describe your crush

missed the last few threads and post, but looks like everyone went for the good shit.
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>>1282151
He apparently has an actual girlfriend on his home island.
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>>1282124
>fix bump
I'm guessing fist bump?

>Describe your crush
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>>1282124
>Describe your crush
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>>1282148
Short spiky blonde hair, a good cook, cares deeply for there pokes, and has a huge cock
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>>1282151
>>1282158

>“Oh!” He playfully almost flips your board. “There’s a girl on Huka. She’s pretty famous. She lives at the gym.”
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Eh. I want to see what happens if he describes a petite blonde girl with a great fashion sense and spiky hair.
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>>1282179
I forgot. In that case, I'll change to the marmite one, I guess.
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Alright, I think I need to tap out at that point. I've been up way too long.

Keep the party going, anons, and thanks for running, Gobble. Tonight's thread was the best I can remember.
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I think marmite's winning, but if not I'll switch mine to is also.
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>>1282195
goodnight archivebro
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>>1282195
[Thanks! Good night!]
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>>1282195
I just woke up and will take it from here bro.

Closet scene will be an amazing bin.
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Hana is too lewd. Laki is a lewd enabler. Remove lewd girls!
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>>1282272
"no"
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yes, we should go with the least lewd chick

welcome to the Keira Kanoe anon
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Polu likes a challenge, right? “Have you ever had marmite before?”

“What’s that?”

Oh, now you feel guilty. But he said to bring it on. And besides, you’ve just learned that sometimes people pushing you can be fun. You dig through your stuff and fetch the jar. “I’m warning you, you might want to switch to truth only.”

He poses and scoffs at the idea. “I’m a bandanna wearer, bro. Ain’t no backing down. And it’s food, right? If it’s meant to be eaten, I’ll eat it.”

You give him a spoon and the jar. “Okay.”

He takes the whole thing in one big bite with a confident smile.

Then his smile fades. He chokes, and looks like he wants to barf. But he holds it in, breathes, and swallows. Then swallows what’s left and grabs the soda.

“Wow”’ He wheezes. “That’s intense.”

Jane picks up the jar, then sniffs it. “It can’t be that bad.”

She is immediately dared to eat two spoonfuls for that comment. And to her credit, she doesn’t gag or even make a face until the second one. She does go heavy on the soda, though.

Laki is dared to crush a watermelon between her thighs by Jane. For just tonight, they actually seem to be getting along, in a strange, mexican standoff sort of way. You wonder if that will last.

“Stop it!” She laughs as Gobble licks between her thighs to get the watermelon juice. She has to push out of the sundress as she giggles.

Valerie is dared to model her sexiest underwear by Laki. She’s surprisingly okay with it. She has these white panties with a garter belt, and lacy pushup bra. You’re not usually a fan of garter belts, but it suits her. She has the body for it. You're sure you'd see this as a bigger deal if what happened in the closet didn't happen, but you're still feeling all funny and happy inside from that.

Despite her dare only being to model it like a runway model, she stays in her underwear after and acts like it’s no big deal. Tonight is really getting out of hand.

On Hana’s turn, she dares Laki to have seven minutes in heaven with Valerie.

“For real?” Laki lights up. “You’re pretty alright, Robocop.”

Hana has that glazed over look in her eyes again. She tells Valerie to have fun.

“Hana!” Valerie says before being dragged off. “What’s gotten into you?”

Hana smiles and waves with her index finger. Hey, that’s the same finger you- Oh my.

Jane mumbles something to herself, but has the decency to pretend it was nothing and act a little ashamed when Keira asks her to repeat herself.

“Wait.” Keira says, counting on her fingers. “I think Herb is behind.”

Oh shoot.

“That’s right.” Jane says, giving you that scary look. “Truth or dare?”

>Truth
>Dare
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>>1282298
>>Dare
good job Herb
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>>1282298
Either
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>>1282298
>Dare
I'm more interested in what Keira wants Herb to do than what she wants to know about him.
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>>1282298
>>Truth
Lets atleast do ONE truth
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>>1282298
>>Truth

we should do it at least once
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>>1282298
>Truth
We got our kicks. Or at least, I did.
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>>1282298
>Truth

A truth from Jane intrigues me. Let's try that.
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>>1282298
>>Truth
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>>1282298
>Truth
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>>1282298
Dare
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>>1282298
>Dare
What can Keira make us do, really?
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>>1282298
>Give a thumbs up to Laki and Valerie and a wink
>Smile to Jane, Dare
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>>1282305
>>1282314
>Jane says, giving you that scary look
Read closer
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>>1282314
Jane's the one daring us

Keira already got us to do the hula dance
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>>1282298
>Truth

Come on, characterdevelopment!
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>>1282298
>Truth
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>>1282318
>>1282319
well then even more interesting
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[That's it for me tonight. I'm going to try to get that lewdbin done ASAP. In the queue after is the girl talk and rule 63. Thanks for coming everyone. I'm expecting to run once or twice during the week. For sure on Thursday.]
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>>1282318
Oh. Derp.

Changing to Truth. I'm more interested in what Jane wants to know than what she wants herb to do.
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>>1282324
Thanks for running, Gobble!
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>>1282298
>Dare
You can't handle the truth!
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>>1282324
are you running tomorrow?
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>>1282324
night gobble

I want Jane to try and upstage Hana now
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>>1282324
Goodnight Gobble!
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>>1282324
Thanks a ton for tonight, Gobble!
Good luck on your test
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>>1282324
Thanks for running Gobble

Fantastic thread. Love that you added Valerie's modeling (garter belts are awesome btw) Kinda bummed that Herb didnt get to be the one that returned the favor for Laki Could've lead to a sweet threesome
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>>1282298
>Truth

So...

Are we getting a bin of that, or is that going to roll into the Herb\Hana one?
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>>1282324
Thanks for running, Gobble. You are amazing and tonight is another great run! Looking forward to the bins!
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[No. Sorry. I have a major test on Monday.]
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>>1282324
Sleep well, thanks for running!
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>>1282341
Ahhhh shit. I'm sending you more energy.
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>>1282341
Get lots of rest, then. Good luck on your test.
We're all rooting for you.

I'll miss you the most!
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>>1282341
Good luck and thanks for running gobble.
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>>1282324
aww. Well at least I got one vote in.
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>>1282341
Thanks for running and good night.
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Study well
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I can only dream that by the end of the night Laki tries taking Herb with her to bed.

Thanks for running Gobble!
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>>1282324
Thanks for running, Gobble. As a Hana and Valerie lover, this thread was especially great for me.

Maybe Valerie could even get a bin to herself where she pushes her own boundaries and tries to figure out how far she's willing to go with her exhibitionism. I would really love to have a peek inside her head during something like that.
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>>1282298
>>Truth
It'd be nice to have one.
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So is Laki not interested in Herb then? Like you don't push your crush into a closet with someone else.
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>>1282366
That would be a great way to finish off the night.
watch other girls get the same idea.
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>>1282341
I would like to add a Laki and Valerie in the closet to the bin list.
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>>1282374
She seems much more interested in Valerie, at least for the time being; which is surprising, but that seems to be the situation.
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>>1282378
Second
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>interested
Maybe, she likes blonds/blondes, and enjoies teasing him, but isn't that it?

The sister line did perturb her, but is that due to friendzone or because she was being relied on an looked up to again, like when she went to games?

Is she scared she'll fail Herb like she failed her region, but is she worried about a failed romance or a failed friendship?
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>>1282382
Well it's nice gobble eliminated her from the herb bowl.
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>>1282374
she's said that she wants to fuck Val and doesn't care about that love shit. She likely doesn't care if the other girls make advances, so long as she thinks that she'd be able to get that barbarian dick when she wants
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>>1282391
Dosent matter now desu.
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>>1282391
the sister thing didn't win though, I don't think herb ever said it

It was mostly people complaining that other people voted for it
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>>1282393
Rude, and Laki obviously has a crush on Herb, she just thinks he's too good for her. She wants him to find someone "nice and pleasant" and she doesn't see herself as that. Valerie is someone she just wants to have fun with.
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>>1282395
Eh I just thought it was at odds with the wanting to be cuye stuff.
>>1282400
Gobble put it in anyway.
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>>1282398
Now, now boy, have stiff-upper lip, don't give up so easily!

>>1282400
He most certainly said it, its what led to the impromptu training and boob punch, remember?
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>>1282374
She's insisted several times that we find a nice girl to get with. Laki doesn't think of herself as worthy or nice, at least to an extent.

She's also really thirsty for Val.
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>>1282382
Valerie's obviously into her. Laki's probably boosting her self confidence by using Valerie.
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>>1282401
I'd say her interest in both Herb and Valerie is about equal but for Valerie it is leaning slightly more towards lust.

>>1282391
I'm having trouble remembering, what sister are you talking about?
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>>1282407
That Mr.Mime has an extremely punchable face. If this is what Herb sees I can understand why he's scared of them, it's unsettling.
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>>1282407
Give up?
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>>1282407
my mistake, take a butt
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>>1282417
Herb said Laki was like a big sister to him, after saving his wallet from a Filthy Take Hoodlum
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>>1282414
That's what I'm worried about, yeah. Valerie is a sweet girl who clearly has some preconceived notions of romance, and seems to just be figuring out her own sexuality, in that the impression I've gotten is that she's sort of just now admitting to herself that she likes girls too. Laki using her could turn out to hurt their friendship a lot, assuming Valerie really is just a conquest to her. Then again, Laki is also sweeter than she seems, so maybe it'll turn out okay.
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>>1282421
>that picture

Lawdy
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Almost all the girls are great, and I don't often go for those routes but goddamn I want to see how the poly route would go with almost everyone here.(except Jane, she crazy. Don't stick the dick in crazy.)
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>>1282464
you can stick your dick in crazy, you just have to remember to pull out
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>not wanting to fulfill Jane's dream of having five cute kids with Herb
you disgust me
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>>1282497
If she'd simmer down, then I'm all for it. Im all for Herb going further with Jane. But if she's gonna keep sitting there trying to figure out Herbs "nefarious master plan" then that's not a gal I want looking over Herbs kids.

Of course if the lewd bin was any indication, a taste of Herb's Barbarism may be the remedy she needs.
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>>1282522
I want Herb to friend Jane, hard.
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so hopes for the closetbin anyone?

I kinda want some heavy making out and climaxes from both parties
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>>1282530
Yeah, I'd like to see herb like super self conscious as he's getting Hana off, like if he's doing the right stuff to make her feel good, and Hana is completely into it and she cums hard. When she finishes her climax he just drops to her knees and take Herb's Pride into her mouth and milk's him for all he's worth.
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>>1282533
Yesss, perfect
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>>1282530
Honestly, I care far more about how this affects their self images and their relationship than the actual sexiness.

That said, I have a bit of an oral fixation and if she smooches on the underside of his Resuort Ekans that'd be just peachy.

But mostly I like sex scenes because it tends to put the characters in a more emotionally honest and vulnerable mood.
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>>1282533
>>1282559
>>1282586
you guys are alright. now I'm wondering what Hana would think of the taste of herb's special sauce. Guess we'll have to wait for gobble to confirm it
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>Part of you keeps worrying about Hana, but every time you sneak a glance at her, she just still has that smile. She guzzles a lot of water after a minute
>Hana, she just still has that smile. after a minute
>after a minute

We can only speculate
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>>1282613
...by the gods, you're right.
How can one person be so lewd?
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So most of the mons are just hanging around right?

Did Bella understand what was happening when Herb an Hana went into the closet?
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>>1282746
Oh crap. If so she's going to be livid.
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>dare
I feel that jane will do an extreme dare or a really interesting truth that she'll use against us in the future
I want sexual tension with jane and to lewd kiera and to open the closet to see val and laki and to fist bump polu

Also great thread gobble, was really looking forward to this all week and it didn't disapoint
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>>1282746
She'll take her anger out on mace then on gobble when he tries to calm her down. Dice (head still on the ground) will tell her to bite hanas metal leg

Also, a good dare from jane is for herb to beat her at a drinking game, it'll be a competition she can win and make herb more carelessly open ( she'll just casually ask him a bunch of truths while he's trying to focus the 3 of her he's seeing). Plus we can finally see dark herb
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>>1282797
The world is not ready for such evil.
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>people thinking this is a route lock
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http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-mizulillie-resort-doujinshi-r20996/
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-mizulillie-refresh-doujinshi-r20997/
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-a-missed-chance-and-malasada-doujinshi-r20998/
http://bato.to/comic/_/comics/pocket-monsters-pok%C3%A9-yuri-doujinshi-r20999/

So someone spent their weekend translating pokeyuri, figured it be relevant to peoples interest
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>>1282406
>>1282407
I remember the sister thing getting some complaints since only 2 people voted for it, but it was said.
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Is the first bin in the Twitter?
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>>1282124
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>>1283137
On the bright side, Hana's fake complain can move from Robin 2.0 to Sex Robot
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>>1283137
Laki is good but Hana is better, sorry Bella
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>>1283147
I will say that unless the other girls also get their own chance at Herb this has become a 2 waifu race.
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>>1283153
So Hana wins then? Cuz Laki is just gonna choke again anyway
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>>1283156
She can try But it will cost her an arm and a leg. You are a bad person for making me say that.
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>>1283159
I'm still not as bad as Keira
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>>1283165
I mean at this point Val is the only girl that didn't force herself on Herb.
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>>1283169
Herb ruined her dress and messed up her contest though.

That settles it, ValXPolu OTP
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>>1283174
The only way to win the waifu war is to not play at all. Herb goes celibate as to not hurt anyone's feelings.
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>>1283178
Then he only hurts everyone's feelings.

This is harder than chess against yourself, man.
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>>1283189
pfft chess against yourself is easy. I 4 move checkmate myself everytime
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>>1283189
Oh the pain of your top two waifus being the ones that stand any chance. Even though Hana dropped a fair amount for me this thread.
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>>1283194
How do you keep losing to the Fool's Mate? Haven't you learned anything in your matches?
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she's more machine than woman! look at her!
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>>1283245
Hers is the drill that will pierce the heavens?

Alternately, she could introduce Herb to a wonderful new world of fetishes with an arm like that.

I wonder if she could put on other modifications...
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>>1283273
I mean it is Robin tech. There are probably a whole set of accessories she could get for it for sexy time.
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>>1283277
This reminds me - I'm pretty sure Hana mentioned she couldn't have kids because of the surgeries they had to do to save her. That means that if she and Herb want to have a kid, they'll need to adopt.

In an epilogue piece, I'd love it if they ended up adopting Kat. Not only because she deserves a happier childhood than what she got, but because it would completely fuck up the timeline everyone has been working with. Alternate worlds, ho!
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>>1283288
Well you just said why it couldn't happen. This game takes a good few years after the first quest. And that is implying Herb won't get with another girl, though honestly I could see Val being a surrogate mother if her and Hana keep their friendship building up.
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>>1283292
That would be really nice. Really, I'd love to see those three keep getting time together, because they have a good dynamic.

Although Herb has a god dynamic with everyone so far, in fairness. This has been a great truth or dare. It's made me like everyone even more.
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>>1283322
Hana grabbing the dick with her vibrating hand rubbed me the wrong way for some reason Overall its been pretty good for development, and we are only halfway done or so. I do hope the other girls get their moment with Herb even if it is unrealistic, fair is fair if Laki and Hana got their lewd.
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>>1283326
I don't think it rubbed Herb wrong
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>>1283345
Honestly I think once things calm down it will be a pretty big thought. Since I think this would have been his first canon time doing something like that. Laki teases about it all the time, but if I recall she didn't ever give Herb something like that. But without the lewdbin we don't know exact details.
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>>1283345
*it didn't
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>>1283350
I mean, we know a bit. Herb fingered her, and Hana blew him.

I want to see the emotional parts though
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>>1283356
I honestly feel like that was maybe a little far and does get kinda close to a lock route given how emotional growth and all that goes. But oh well.
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>>1283358
hey as they said "What happens in heaven stays in heaven"

That said I would be fine with a Hana lock; she's a cute.
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>>1283368
I wouldn't be fine with it because there wasn't a warning. And we know this is gonna have effects outside of the closet.
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>>1283358
on one hand, Hana isn't my number one choice of waifu so I'm hoping that we go for someone else.

Hana's still a good waifu though, she's grown on me a lot since the start of the quest. If we routelock with her, I won't be salty.though I kinda want to go with the harem route to get best girls
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>>1283374
Oh I won't be salty down the line when we finally make the stupid souffle. I just feel like this is a soft lock if it is something sexual that goes all the way which it is heavily hinted to.
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Well I hope we get some more interactions with Jane, I'll keep fighting to waifu her as long as I can. This truth and dare with everyone has been pretty fun I've really enjoyed it, I laughed pretty hard at the whoopee cushion and at Jane and Polu eating that marmite. Laki and Hana are acceptable waifus too.
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>>1283384
I truly hate the souffle thing, its really stupid

But i guess its in-character so i can't complain too much
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>>1283408
Waifu > Pokefriends, the salt that never ends.
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>>1283408
Me too I really wanted those pokemon treats
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>>1283412
No, i'm referring to the fact that it's something, unless we describe it before hand, the person that eats will just be "Oh thanks Herb"

It's so in-character that the other characters won't even notice it as a Route-Locking Grand Gesture, just Herb doing what he always does
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>>1283371
I mean, it was pretty clear it was going in this direction, and we had to give like four affirmatives to get there. I think we had plenty of warning.

Besides, this is hardly a route lock. Yeah, there's more between Herb and Hana now, but that isn't a guarantee that we'll end up with her or even start officially dating, even if I would like for both of those to happen.

This is the sort of thing teenagers do at parties like these. Party games between teenagers tend to fall into the categories of either "embarrass each other" or "toe the line as close to sex as possible".

Honestly, one of the things that makes me like Hana the most is that out of all the girls, she's by far the most realistic in how she acts and speaks. She's endearing in how easily I can imagine an actual girl doing the things she does, and more than anything, she makes sense. That's why she and Valerie are my two favorites. They feel the most real to me. Also, you know, the thing where they both hit a lot of my buttons as far as kinks go.
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>>1283418
Well I think Herb would make it and do other super romantic stuff. Like give it to them and ask them to be our lovey dovey nickname or what have you. Still worse than Poketreats.

>>1283427
I guess I didn't go to enough parties. I just feel like Herb is the kind of guy that after something like that he won't just move on though.
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>>1283432
I don't think he'd just move on, either; most boys wouldn't, especially if it's from a girl they already liked. I'm just saying that her giving him a handy in the closet isn't exactly unusual in terms of unsupervised teenage behavior.
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>>1283437
Herb is too damn nice and pure for all these sexual predators.

So I wonder who will get the next big emotional moment with Herb. We had Keira in the shed, Laki with having her be our guide, now Hana in the closet. Might be forgetting some.
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>>1283437
What I foresee happening is that they have a discussion about how Herb is confused and unsure of what he wants and needs some time to think about it, possibly creating some space.
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>>1283432
I think Herb is still largely a "go-with-the-flow" guy, so it's less about trying to justify him moving on from his encounter with Hana and instead giving another girl the opportunity to do things with him.

I think it's why Laki has the aura of inevitableness for me. She's aggressive enough that it seems if anons don't actively push for other people then we'd end up on her route by default.

I suppose if it may burn me out on other girls eventually as well, but I haven't hit that point with them yet. Who knows, maybe I'll be a Janefag by the end of the quest.

>>1283448
We did dress Val down on what we honestly thought of her. That seemed to blow her back, though it was one-sided.
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>>1283454
>That seemed to blow her back,
She seemed to appreciate it, at least that's what I got from it.
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>>1283454
That is a good point about going with the flow. Herb isn't that assertive, so we are basically signing up to get whatever waifu Gobble wants us to have until we can reach a majority. Which means we basically get whatever girl Gobble wants us to choose. It will be interesting if we traveled with just Hana and Laki though and I kinda want to try that.
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>>1283462
Yeah. I meant it in a good way, but I wasn't qilling to put more thought into how to word it better.

It definitely moved us up on her respect meter, and it's probably part of why she's done the dare with us and is winggirling Hana to snatch us up.
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>>1283454
If this were a VN, Laki really is the no-effort default route, huh?
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>>1283467
Val seeking out Herb to sleep with is also a pretty good indicator that she trusts him a lot.
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>>1283467
>willing
>pact, not dare
God I'm scattered today.

>>1283468
Assuming you don't fuck it up and get the bad-end solo route.

>>1283470
I honestly forgot about that. And it was really cute, too!
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>>1283468
I'd say Hana is the no effort route more so given that she described us as her dream boyfriend and Val is pushing us together. Laki has some really deep emotional issues along with Val to take as her own. That being said being the default route isn't a bad thing. Also I'm sure any waifu we take will have many emotion resolving stuff.
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>>1283468
Pulo is the secret wifau
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>>1283453
Hmm, maybe. The impression I got out of it is that he was quite happy that it was Hana he was with in there; not that he'd have been unhappy with the others, but he's definitely shown interest in Hana in the past, and again once they were both in there. Remember, the only reason he appeared initially reluctant was because he was embarrassed about the prospect of everyone seeing that he had a boner.

Like I said before, though, this is hardly a route lock, which I'm happy with. Hana might be the one I'm most fond of, but I want to drag this out for a good long while before we settle on someone.
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>>1283477
I think a mix of what you and him said is right. Herb was for sure happy about it and still will be, but that was his first time with someone to climax and that is gonna be pretty confusing for a guy raised like him. I don't think asking for space is the right thing, but we for sure have something to meditate on when we focus on our Aura training later.
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>>1283474
I think we had to invest more effort into Hana early on to reach this point with her. And Val, really, since she didn't really know what to think of us for a while and may not hav backed Hana all that hard.

Though to be fair, we latched onto Laki at the very beginning with how things worked out. Maybe if we'd gone with Polu or Keira alone back then, we'd be having an entirely different conversation on who was inevitable.
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>>1283479
That's a good point, yeah. Maybe we could even talk to someone who's good st reading auras to see if they can help un-muddy the waters. Keira would be an interesting choice for that.
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>>1283482
That is true, I forgot just how much we've worked with Hana to get through to her. Hopefully we can help Laki more since as much as we have talked to her, I feel like we have helped her the least of everyone.
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>>1283477
I agree. I'm sailing on the same ship as you, but its too early to be absolute yet. Nothing like waking up the next morning thinking "Is this what I really want?" Not to mention the possible ship ghost shenanigans which can lead to alot of "did she really mean it?" questions.
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What if ship ghost made Hana do it?
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>>1283492
>>1283497
Wasn't the ghost out at sea? Also I'm sure Keira would have dealt with it by now if it was still around.
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>>1283490
I know we've sorta helped, but I think we'd need to be more forceful about helping Laki confront her issues and that hasn't been our style thus far.

We'd get a watershed moment eventually, though. Things like the talk with Keira on what she did in the shed, Hana opening up about why she's doing everything she can to be outgoing etc. really provide moments where we can help bring people closer together, and Laki is due for some eventually.

>>1283497
Hana always wanted to do it. Better question would be if ship ghost pushed Hana to go through with it.
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>>1283501
I recall it wanted to stick around and be spooky, and Val had a great reaction to her probably so there's a high chance she stuck around.
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how would Herb even make it clear to Laki that he is interested in her? He would have to be forceful and tell her to her face which is something that Herb isn't about, he's shy and submissive, something Laki adores!
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>Laki starts using Herb as a seat again for the movie after her Seven minutes of Heaven.
>This just leads right back to Herb being super embarrassed, especially when she keeps moving around on his lap.
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>>1283505
Oh right, well I doubt it is doing anything right now.

>>1283507
He would spaghetti all over her about how he likes her and bake the stupid souffle and go on about how special it is.

>>1283510
>She claims it is so his legs can work out
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>>1283515
Nah, no claims. She's too drunk now, she just straight up whispers to him if this is what he really wants and starts grinding after his mumbled response. The drunken state will have set her inhibitions free!
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>>1283510
>Herb reaches around and tries to keep her from moving.
>gives her the most comfortable hug he's ever given someone.
>Thissunndresswontstayonmybody.webm
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>>1283536
Does Herb practice comfy magic? I wouldn't be surprised.
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>>1283542
That gives me nightmares of a fight later on.

Bella's poison moves are weakened somehow. her v a Comfey. Both just keep using draining moves and it takes a whole thread for one side to finally crit.
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>>1283497
Spoiler: the ship ghost is a Rotom named Hitachi.
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>>1283542
we should get la petite mort for Hana then

and explore any cave we find on the beaches, never know what strange things might be sleeping in them
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>>1283542
>>1283595
please do not bring eldritch horrors into the pokemon quest. No matter how cute.
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>>1283604
Polu already has a Spiritomb, eldritch horrors have been a pokemon quest staple.

besides, it's the only way to learn the secret to innate comfy magic
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>>1283610
please do not bring eldritch horrors that cannot be put into pokeballs into the pokemon quest. No matter how cute.
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>>1283604
I'm more worried about another waifu forming out of an eldritch horror than I am about the potential damage it could do to our plane of existence.
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>>1283617
Anyone entering the waifu race this late doesn't stand a chance.
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>>1283604
Good lord so much fluff
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>>1283616
it'll be fine anon

>>1283619
hey, r63 Herb clone would win instantly if she was introduced soon
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>>1283619
We aren't even halfway through. This is when the bonus romance character whose route is meant for a second run can enter the field.
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>>1283621
>>1283623
I Said. No. Matter. How. Cute.

It is still an old one not your waifu
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>>1283623
That isn't even a different character, doesn't count.

>>1283626
Not a chance Fuck you Persona 4 and hiding Naoto till the end.
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>>1283628
Old ones need love too. Just look at Mace! He's an old one in training.

He'll be the greatest eldritch abomination ever, and he'll be cute as fuck when he finally hits that stage.

>>1283631
Agreed.
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>>1283510
I hope so. I wonder how bella is going to take this.

Although she's young. Maybe she doesn't think two girls can do anything alone together.
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>>1283637
>hitting new stage
Boy you best not be referring to some of that evolution malarky.
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>>1283646
So maybe I just want a family of world-ending deity pokemon and there are some unavoidable steps that need to be taken. It'd all work out in the end.
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>absolutely no chance of Herb getting angry with Laki's lack of confidence in herself as an athlete, woman and potential girlfriend, overpowering her and confessing to her in the process
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>>1283093
Anyone?
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>>1283664
all of gobble's bins are here
http://pastebin.com/u/Gobblepokemon
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>>1283418
You might be forgetting that the souffle is not just a gesture. From Herb's grandpa:
>His face turns dire. “I mean it. It does things to women. She’d always insist on it on our anniversary. In fact, that’s how we conceived your...nevermind” He gives a hearty but naughty chuckle. You wonder what that’s about.
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>>1283658
I feel like Herb is building up the confidence to that point, just give it a while dude.
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>>1283658
I'd like to Anon I really would.
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>>1283709
So it's made with an aphrodisiac or something?
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>>1283658
The Keira, Laki, Jane, or even Val trains may pick up steam before then, so yeah, maybe.

Waifu wars are bloody things. Rarely are they so evenly matched, either, with many soldiers holding loyalty to multiple houses in the conflict.
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>>1283667
Thanks, and damn the previous Pokemon quest looked"busy"
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I can't believe John what-are-we-going-to-do-on-the-bed" Herb scored before Laki.
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>>1283709
more reason it sucks
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>>1283855
this one is most likely headed in the same direction, the problem hampering it is that the people want canon and Herb is not locked in with any romantic interest so far, also that Herb as a character is all pure and innocent and nice. These things seriously limit the lewd.

Once one or more romantic connections happen the lewd will turned up to 11 would be my guess. I'm looking forward to it.
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>>1283917
he got stuck in a closet with Hana, the girl is a deviant; if he didn't score she would be a disgrace to her kind.
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>>1283855
Just wait until Hana brings Val in to share, or Laki dominates both Val and us, or Keira wants to join in with us and whoever since she wants to broaden her horizons etc. It'll happen eventually.
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>>1283937
>>1283952
Good damn people I can only get so hyped, I kinda fucked up and imagined one more lewdbin than there really was
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>>1283955
Don't worry I'll make it worse.

Hana and Herb will have a good thing going on, where she's finally had enough time with Herb that she's been comfortable sharing some of her fantasies with him. He's been a little hesitant, though, since what she's into is far, far beyond anything he's ever considered.

So she vents to Val about it, and asks for advice on how to get Herb to be more daring. That said, Val seems a little curious about things herself, and given her relative inexperience and interest she'd likely be getting a little into the discussions with Hana. I'm sure Hana would notice, and seeing as how they're such good friends and Hana owes her just so much it would only take a loose comment on how Val wished she could do half as much as Hana did with Herb for her to get an invitation for a threesome with the two lovebirds.

Hana would love it, I'm sure. She gets to play the sub, making two of the people she's closest to in the world happy with herself and each other, and get some not-inconsiderable enjoyment along the way. And Herb couldn't put up much resistance, since Val is a friend of his and he's terrible at saying no to something one of his friends really needs from him.
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>>1283990
This quest has changed me, I used to be a good, law abiding citizen, now I'm rooting for a fictional character to have a threesome
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>>1284019
I mean, that's not illegal.

Okay, I think I've narrowed down my possible waifus down to Hana, Laki, and Keira. Val is our true rival, Polu's got romantic goals that don't involve us, and Jane's... not good for us right now.

What do you guys think Jane will ask us? I'm hoping it's where the name "Herb" comes from.
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>>1284046
I've got no clue. Herb is a likely question though. Also that is pretty good taste in waifus.
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>>1284046
wasn't it just something our sister/grandpa called us that stuck?
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>>1284019
Val would probabl put up some resistence, since she'd know that Hana's self-esteem issues run deep and she might think that Hana is offering it out of a misplaced sense of what a friend is supposed to be, but Hana would put her foot down hard on that line of thought.

Hana would slide up behind Val, coo sweet nothings in her ear. Tell her that she's pretty, that she'll make sure she'll enjoy it since she has intimate knowledge of how to pleasure a girl. Hana's been pleasing herself for a long time, after all, and she could punctuate everything she just told Val with a little "show-and-tell".

And she would tell her about everything that Herb has done to her, all the feelings that he's aroused in her that she was never able to give herself with all the tools she's had at her disposal. What's a little sharing between friends, right? That's not so bad when you word it like that, is it?

Turns out I was Hana all along, hiding my power level like that.
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>>1284068
Well now we can't waifu Hana if she is a r63 hornbeam clone.
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>>1284058
I don't think there was ever any confirmation. I was hoping it was like the name he took when he became a man in his grandfather's culture or something.

I really want to know more about Herb's cultural background.
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>>1284094
She's just a sexual deviant, anon. Got to imagine having sex with a girl and having a threesome are on the list somewhere.

She's had plenty of time to think on sex while trapped in the hospital, after all.
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>>1284109
Now I'm sad again, poor Robocop
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>>1284109
No, see, since you are hornbeam, and you just admitted you are Hana, by the transitive property Hana is Hornbeam.

You're Hornbeam, Hana's Hornbeam, are there any other Hornbeams I should know about?
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>>1284145
... what would happen if I said I was also Gobble?
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>>1284145
>Hana Hornbeam
>Her father died in a car crash. That's what they told her.
Kat's more of a train wreck but sure that works.
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>>1284019
this is 4chan, no matter what board you're from eventually you will fall to depravity; it's just a matter of time.
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>>1284153
Gobble wouldn't vote in their own quest. And Gobble would try to eat the keys.
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>>1284145
>Hornbeam
That's some dude from the last quest right? I heard that one was kinda... fanfic-y.

So what was his deal? Could he clone himself? Was he a ninja? Was he a demigod with mind control powers? Why is everyone Hornbeam? What is this meme?
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>>1284153
I wouldn't believe that without the tripcode. I might believe you were just about any regular anon, namefag, or character though.
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>threesomes
HERB IS NOT MEANT TO BE SHARED

HE IS MEANT FOR GIVING AND RECEIVING SWEET, LOVEY, DOVEY LOVE TO HIS WIFE (singular)
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>>1284170
Evil scientist who slaved a couple of hundred psychic mons to control the world.
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>>1284170
>I heard that one was kinda... fanfic-y.
no

I liked the previous quest better then the current one to be honest but this one is still gaining traction; too early to make a fair judgement.
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>>1284170
Last quest wasn't fanficy at all. Would recommend reading Gobble's post.
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>>1284168
Gobble got caught voting in their own quest once.
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>>1284185
I think I remember that, when was that again?
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>>1284189
I don't remember. It was early in the first quest though.
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>>1284168
What about Gobble Hornbeam? Would they try to sway votes in their own quest?

>>1284174
Fair 'nuff. I guess I could be Jane, with all the plans I work out in advance. Or I could be Polu, working for a secretive island cabal that will eventually require the sacrifice of a pure soul and his lover to enslave the great pokemon god of the sky.
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>>1284185
>>1284189
I don't remember that at all
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>>1284195
You could be any one of us at any given time.
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>>1284196
I could be remembering for another quest I liked, but it is possible.

>>1284202
But if we are all Hornbeam, who isn't?
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>>1284205
Nah it happened.
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>>1284202
And anyone could be me. Are we all secretly Hornbeam?
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>>1284205
>>1284213
I'm so confused.
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>>1284228
ITS A CONSPIRACY
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>>1284235
N H K
NAUGHTY
HERB
KULT
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>>1284235
*Stare*
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You all need to calm yourselves! This behavior is ludicrous, do not spout theories like a loon!
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>>1284271
Since when do mimes talk?

WHO ARE YOU REALLY? WHO DO YOU WORK FOR?
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>>1284271
OUT CLOWN! YOUR KIND IS NOT WELCOME HERE! NONE OF THE WAIFU BRIGADES WILL SUPPORT YOUR EVIL!
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We're lost without Gobble, we're all literally spy posting
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>>1284271
HORNBEAM TRANSFERED HIS CONCIOUSNESS INTO MR. SCWHIBBLES

QUICK, SOMEONE CATCH HIM AND THROW THE BALL IN THE OCEAN
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>>1284285
>Allowing that ball to float free
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>>1284279
>Waifu
Keep your human females, i'm into more refined beauty
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>>1284289
This one is good. Only the mime has such shit taste.
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>>1284289
>Scwibbles keeps a furby as.. an intimate assistant

If you see one on the ship gents don't touch it. You know where it's been.
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>>1284288
weight it down, hopefully it will get trapped in the ocean floor.

even if he escapes, he'll drown trying to swim up

We'll finally be safe
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>>1284302
Right up until it gets eaten by Kyogre
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>>1284302
No, the mime is safe. THE ONE WE MUST WATCH IS THE ONE CLOSEST TOO US.
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>>1284308
then we just have to hope that a legendary is stronger than a Mr.Mime
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>>1284311
A Mr. Mime that is also inexplicably Professor Hornbeam.

I'm not sure when the train left the rails exactly, only that it is currently airborne and shows no signs of acknowledging gravity anytime soon.
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>>1284324
What if the test is a psych test. Are we all just a collective dreamscape made by Gobble?
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>>1284329
If we were, then that would mean that I am indeed Gobble. And since it was already conclusively proven that I am also Hornbeam, it stands to reason that Hornbeam was behind everything all along.
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>>1284329
I prefer the explanation that we're all dead people shoved into an eldritch artifact that has taken control of Herb's body

The reason we have to use 4chan is because we'd overload his brain if we had complete access to it
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>>1284339
We're actually the shattered remnants of Hornbeam's mind, broken sometime during the final events of last quest.

Much of the epilogue and what occurs now are some of many worlds his minds finds its way in, exploring the realm of potential. Kat still visits him every once in a while, stopping by the psychiatric facility he's been imprisoned in for the last 8 years. Robin makes the trip as well, but only on the anniversary of their final battle.
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I can't possibly be the only one rooting for Laki to eventually take the lead on both Herb and Hana right?
Imagine the competitive and dominant Laki with the two super subs to mold in her hands however she wishes, but then somewhere along the lines the two "conspire" and leave her at the very edge.
Working together to bring her to ecstasy and exhaustion. Then Herb can make everyone a nice night time meal to recover.
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>>1284362
eh, not my cup of tea. The whole Dom/sub thing doesn't really do it for me.
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>>1284362
I would love Laki to dom herb.

But.. exhausting Hana?

She is a machine. She feels no pain. She never tires. She will break you.
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>>1284362
Something like that would be nice.
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>>1284396
No no no, not exhausting Hana, exhausting Laki.
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>>1284392
I like relationships being even as well. But do you honestly see Herb being the one to lead in bed? Though it'd also be nice if they just spooned as well, bet Hana wouldn't mind being the little spoon to Laki and Laki being the "little" spoon to Herb. Or just sleeping all over each other.
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>>1284417
from a purely anecdotal position, I don't think anyone needs to be the leader in bed. You just react to what your partner is doing and things will turn out pretty good
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>>1284457
Some people just like to be followers or leaders, some want equality.
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Who would you guys be fine with winning the Herb Bowl? Everyone has their #1 pick, but who would you currently be fine with? I'm currently fighting between Hana and Keira being my main choices, but I feel like more time with Valerie would put me in her corner as well.

Could make a strawpoll or something, but it wouldn't be right unless the thread was more active, so everyone could get their vote in.
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>>1284481
I'm fine with any of the main 4 girls winning. In order it would be Laki, Hana, Val, Keira.
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>>1284481
Literally anyone would be okay except Jane or Polu, but they're not even interested, so whatever.

Tier1: Keira
Tier2: Hana/Laki
Tier3: Val

Tiers 1 and 2 are pretty dynamic though.
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>>1284481
Laki/Jane.
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>>1284481
Keira
Hana/Val
Laki
Jane
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>>1284481
Honestly, for as much shit is give Lakifags, she's a perfectly fine contender, her and Hana are the only real contenders with decent chemistry on their side

Jane is still too guarded

I can't remember if Keira confessed or implied what she did, but once she resolves that, she could be in the running

Val we don't know much about

And Polu is a dude Not that i mind
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>>1284481
I'm hoping Hana or Keira, with Jane as the third choice.

Jane's extremely broken, fixing her would be fun and romancing her would be cute.
Keira has the allure of being the most alien to Herb, which would make romancing her full of mistakes and misunderstandings. Plus, bodypaint is hot af. Getting her to show us her face without paint would lead to a lot of good characterization.
Hana was actually my least likely choice at the beginning, but she's grown a lot as a character. I want to see how she'll end up, if we don't waifu her, I want her to play a major role in a story arc
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>>1284520
Just pointing out Laki is pretty broken also if you just like Jane because damaged goods. Hell, Hana is damaged goods on the physical and mental side.
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>>1284518
Keira confessed a while ago, it's why we hugged her and was distant for a while
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>>1284481

Laki
Val/Jane
Hana

This all pretty close mind, bar the first spot. I dunno, Hana has been rubbing me the wrong way for a while, I guess I just don't find her that interesting.
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>>1284524
Laki's a different type of damaged goods. I don't see her as a good waifu, but want to help her.

She's a type of damaged that can't be fixed by Herb's barbarian dick and creampies
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>>1284481
Honestly, Laki and Jane are probably the best sort of fit for Herb's more calming presence, and matronly instincts. Val and Hana have spent large portions of their lives being coddled or sheltered, not that they aren't aware of that fact and John is nothing if not supporting but he's very likely to be too helpful as we've seen before. On the other (robot) hand Hana seducing Herb could skyrocket her confidence and we could see a slow shifting in her personality. I love Hana, but we also did the shy robot waifu with serious self esteem issues already. I'm glad she got hers at least. Kiera, is very sweet but I don't think John and her have a whole lot of chemistry. Most of their interactions are built upon the ogling of each other's cultures. It works in the short term but really while Kiera would seem flighty she has proven her ability to ground herself and be a serious voice of reason when necessary. Honestly the more I type the more I realize Kiera and Herb are the same character with tweaked backgrounds. I cast my vote in on Laki now, I need to see how Jane develops more as time goes on.
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>>1284540
Nor can Jane or Hana. so I fail to see how that's relevant, and she's just as much waifu material as the others, even if she thinks she's not good enough to be anyone's waifu.
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>>1284540
Laki is a wonderful waifu who has self worth issues!

Hana has self worth issues as well. Hers are more wrapped up in physical appearance

Jane.. thinks everyone is out to get her.

Keira is ignorant of... reality and it seems like Island culture wants her to stay that way.

Valerie... is a nice girl who's done horrible rich girl things.

>>1284547
I'm with ya. I still think Jane is kind of a horrible bitch. but she's the only other girl like for herb.
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>>1284547
This sums up my feelings pretty well.
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>>1284552
Only other girl I like for herb*
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>>1284552
Jane's problems can be fixed by Herb marrying her and having a bunch of kids, her lewdbin's ending about how she didn't remember what her end goal of seducing Herb was.

I don't think the island culture wants to keep Keira ignorant of reality. No one has tried to stop her from traveling with us, and she wants to be treated like anyone else. What makes you see the island culture as trying to limit her interaction with the outside world?
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>>1284591
That is pretty close to mindbreak there with Jane. So I would actually call that a bad end.
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>>1284481
Jane is my number 1 pick and I'd be fine with Laki or Hana.
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>>1284591
How ignorant she is off the bat and how she's regularly got to remind everyone that it's okay if people talk to her. Touching is still a no go. That sort of thing.
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>>1284618
I think that is mostly temple training limiting world view, nothing malicious, just the teachers and masters being a bit out of touch with their own surroundings and prioritizing different things ie; tradition. Remember that it was one of the Ghost Leaders that told Kiera she should get out and observe the world as it is.
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>>1283156
I just caught up but I'm super happy that Hana popularity is rising, I'm an unrepentant Hanafag and I thought she was already kind of out of the race.
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>>1284667
I don't if it it's rising necessarily. As someone who voted to let her kiss herb it was more that I didn't want to shatter her confidence. I don't actually want her as a waifu.

I also find it odd that Laki tossed Herb at her like that. But Anons discussed that while I was snoozin.
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>>1284676
Think it's rising necessarily* can't type today.
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>>1284676
Laki is about the free love. Because the pressure of commitment scares her.
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>>1284682
Right ya'll went over it. That and she doesn't think she's nice enough etc etc.

Still not a happy camper.
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>>1284676
Laki can see we kinda sorta like her, and she does not want us to look at her like that. Oh hey convenient Hana to throw him at.
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>>1284691
Right. It's still a total flip from Here herb I'mma sit on your lap!
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>>1284697
True, but I chalk that up to us being too fu to tease. Also her fragile ego loving the fact we got a massive erection to her just from a small grope.
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>>1284667
The lines used to be Keira, Laki, and Jane. Through the concerted effort of anons, Val, and Hana, the lines have been redrawn.

>>1284697
Laki doesn't know what she wants because she has nothing that she's actually willing to fight for. She's as go-with-the-flow as we are right now, for all the aggressiveness she usually displays.
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>>1284481
Hana and Jane, oddly enough.
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>>1284697
>>1284703
>>1284709
I mean she is also super drunk.

>>1284676
I also went to sleep because I didn't expect sex in the closet.
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>>1284719
I think the surprise "Hana in a Closet" kinda floored all of us. I'm glad I stayed up for it.
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>>1284719
no one ever does

which makes it even better
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>>1284727
>>1284732
I do think it will be interesting character growth. Because Herb and Hana are likely not gonna see each other the same way again. Even if Herb still wants to, there will always be the feeling that Hana was his first time. Which is also why I'm kinda salty about it happening and I am fine with other girls getting catch up on all the Laki time and teasing. But I still feel like fingering and a job went too far.
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>>1284727
Eh There's a caption floating around somewhere were an anon gets up to make a grilled cheese and comes back to a route lock with a girl that over half the player base had in 3rd or 4th.
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>>1284738
I have to wonder if Laki will push harder when she realizes how far we went with Hana. She's losing her hold over us, after all.
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>>1284790
Without a doubt, if she didn't that would basically be the end of the waifu war and Hana wins by default.
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>>1284798
Don't knock the others out of the running yet. Keira has always been a bundle of surprises, and a number of Janefags probably won't go down without a fight. Even Val makes a few lists here and there.

Hana only upped the bar, she hasn't cleared the finish line yet.
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>>1284790
that raises the question of how Jane will react as well, considering Hana just stole her plan

>be Jane
>realize what just happened in the closet
>does Hana have a psychic pokemon?
>obviously, how else would she know the plan?
>deviant cyborg was watching me masterbate
>I have to one up her or Herb will never fall for me
>note to self, change Hana's threat ranking
and that's the story of how Jane, Hana, and Herb became a couple
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>>1284481
Hana, followed by Laki. I'd survive the others.

Except Jane.
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>>1284813
I mean that Herb won't take the initiative because we as anons won't agree on a waifu. Hana will likely be looking at Herb more after that. I really feel like things are gonna be confusing for Herb for abit and this just moved the time table up on the route lock.
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>>1284827
I could agree on the route lock part, but if we part with Hana for a while again then it'll give time for the other girls to move and establish their turf. She's stuck on the yacht for power reasons, so that's not entirely unlikely.

If we did spend time with her, then yeah, it'd be just like Laki seems to me right now - inevitable unless anons work against it. I wouldn't really like that all that much, since she might crowd out the other characters.
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So I think I figured it out, all the girls are soft drinks.

>Laki
Coke, you know it first and you find it almost anywhere.

>Jane
Pepsi, the same thing as Coke but totally different.

>Hana
Mountain Dew, loved by basement dwellers and has a thing for powering up.

>Val
Dr. Pepper. Everyone likes it, but nobody's favorite.

>Keira
Fruit Punch. You drink it because it is different.

>>1284867
She just needs an electric type Pokemon then she doesn't need the Yacht. My only problem is Herb doesn't like turning people away and I will be shocked if Hana doesn't want to hang out with us. Laki at least has Val to divert her attention, but we are 100% in Hana's sight. And like I like Hana, but I just don't feel comfortable with her after the closet. Laki teases the shit out of Herb, but she never actually went all the way.
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>>1284887
I like the drinks. Mostly because you're spot on with your description of Dr. Pepper and Fruit Punch as far I'm concerned.

And now I see more where you're coming from. All I can say at this point is to trust that Gobble will keep things competitive between everyone by setting up situations to keep it that way. I doubt Gobble wants to sideline the other characters, after all, and as long as they get some screentime then they or anons can always push the envelope emotionally or sexually.

I never expected Hana to get this far, after all. I'm willing to be surprised again.
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>>1284909
Yeah I trust Gobble too, I just don't want the waifu war getting nasty down the line so I want to get understanding on things now.

Also thanks.
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>>1284909
>I never expected Hana to get this far, after all.
The spaghetti is too strong.
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>>1284887
the problem with that is that if we invite Hana we pretty much have to invite Val, I mean what do you say "Thanks for taking care of Hana we're leaving now have fun by yourself"

Not that I hate Val or anything I just don't find her particularly interesting in general, and having her along could cause complications.

I'm worrying over nothing, I'm sure she would get interesting eventually.
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Guys I just thought of something, what if we get a pokemon that can use transform so we can use it to model cloths
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>>1284481
Tier 1:Laki & Val
Tier 2: Jane & Kiera
Gay Tier: Polu
Tier 4: Hana


Val literally seems like a soulmate for herb, their personalities are just so in synch, really she just needs to shift how she views in to something abit more lewd & boom

Laki is another perfect match for herb, but as a foil, with them both helping each other develop by being around. Although I think she's the only 1 I can see being OK as a really close lifelong best friend who has casual sex/ends up herb after years when other relationships have failed...Plus she's the hot 1

I want to put Kiera higher but right now I don't feel like there's a deeper emotional connection between the 2, hopefully the aura training + them both being wonderfully naive can be the catalyst for herb & her really bonding

I wouldn't waifu Jane as is, but she's easily 1 of the most interesting characters in the story, with a lot of potential for explosive passionate encounters & drama over the course of the quest, maybe as her character develops she'll be more fit to fulfill that wife dream

Polu is really tier 1, but unfortunately by the looks of it isn't gay, so we'll have to stick with wingman bro

Hana is latching onto herb & by extension channeling her horn because he's the first boy who's been kind to her & not been freaked out, What's happened between them? "I don't think you're horrific, I understand being scared" there's no substance there, just vulnerability.
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>>1284934
>fails to hold up the form
>big weird mouth line and eyes appear on the clothing
>struggling to keep the transformation beneath the island heat
>fails, back to ditto
>big barbarian dick suddenly flopping all over the place in front of a hundred islanders
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>>1284929
I am hoping Gobble gives them space, because they do seem like a package deal right now, yacht aside. Like how we are kind of a package deal with Laki. But this is by no means me asking for space from anyone, I like all the characters. Even Jane the shark.

Any way this goes it is gonna suck because right now Hana and Laki both obviously like Herb from an outsider perspective and hooking up with one is gonna really mess up the other given their emotional issues.
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>>1284920
anon the waifu war is going to be a bloodbath, they are always bloodbaths that is why they call it a war. This is a long time coming, Gobble caused this by adding a whole bunch of great waifu's all at once and we are far FAR past the point this could be stopped.

My advice is when the time comes, cast your vote then peace the fuck out of the thread until it calms down.
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>>1284951
I feel like Laki would get over that much more quickly and casually ask Hana if she could use us every so often. She'd feel bad, yeah, but I think that she'd also be happy for us to a degree.
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>>1284953
I'm gonna try to make this a bloodless war and probably get swept in the tide, but I will try. The best way of doing the vote for sure is to do run offs.

Run a thread to about the halfway point, then have the vote. By then everyone who was gonna post should have posted so samefagging is obvious but you also don't have a third of the thread going to bed. Then start the chopping block and voting off 1 waifu at a time.
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>>1284946
I support this infront of val
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>>1284959
We can only guess though, as with everything. All I know is that I want the waifu war to wait until we can help all the waifus partially through their issues. I think Hana is firmly past her starting point, but I'm not sure about the other girls. Given how much Jane hated us at first she could be considered moved up too.
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>>1284964
nah Gobble doesn't run like that, my guess is he is going to pop an option up at some point that will EXPLICITLY tell us exactly what we are voting for. Then we will vote for it or we will not, worst case we know he is open to poly so in the future everyone could be happy but I doubt very much it will work that way.

Like you seem to be expecting people to vote waifu's off like the bachelor and not only would Gobble probably not cotton to that, I personally think it would make the process even messier. The normal way works best I believe, you're given the option to show preference and then if 51% of the crowd or above are for it then too bad to the rest you lost; the worst that can happen is 49% of the crowd is pissed off. The other way you suggested it could get very very messy and almost everyone could get pissed off.
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>>1284986
Hana is pretty far along. I'd say a little more work to show that yes, people can treat her perfectly normal if she wants to be treated that way and she'd be set to move on without us.

Laki is making progress, but actually solving them may require us to get involved to the point where we can't choose someone else. We may have to hope for aura healing or something like that.

Not sure what Val is going for at this point, honestly. I'd love to hear more about her arc.

Jane is scary to me, but the healing was a nice curveball to throw at her. One or two more things she can't explain away as villainy and we might actually be in a position to plant seeds that will normalize her thinking.

Not sure where we stand with Keira right now. I think she just wants to explore, and desu so do I. An actual conflict may rear up later, but for now I'm willing to live in the moment with her arc.
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>>1285005
Yeah, I can see the flaws in it after thinking about it. I just want to have a way where people are happy and there isn't a chance for things to fuck up, but that is impossible.

>>1285025
I know we can help Laki even if we waifu someone else, because we aren't having bad ends around here. Herb isn't gonna leave anyone behind.
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>>1285035
Eh, you're right. Things might be a little unstable if she thinks we're gunning for her is my thought process. Getting her backbone back may wait until after we've settled on a girl, whether that's her or someone else. We'd seesaw back and forth too much ourselves if we tried it earlier.
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>>1285047
Yeah, which is a shame. But as the MC in a quest it is our duty as a good person to try and help the friends out of their emotional issues come hell or waifu wars.
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>People talking like the bin is out already
Stop teasing me you bastards
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>>1285081
I mean Gobble writes good smut, but if you are that pent up you have the internet my dude.
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>>1285093
nah man Gobble writes the best stuff, any other form of pornography is like a 6 to me by this point if Gobble is a 10.
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>>1285149
You just haven't found the right stuff. Gobble is top tier, but sometimes there is a picture that will make you diamonds.
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>>1285167
I have been on 4chan for 11 years, I spent most of that time on /b/

Kind anon I have found all of the stuff

all of it

there is none of the pornography that I have not appreciated in this time

and I find Gobbles stuff the best, I find it more likely that you simply are unable to enjoy it properly.
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>>1285191
I enjoy Gobble's stuff, but I didn't let it ruin my taste of other things. Hell I still go back and read the bins of last quest sometimes.
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>>1285149
I Gobble's lewdbins, but I couldn't fap to them

they cause boners in your heart just as often as in your pants.
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>>1285228
>I couldn't fap to them
Smutbin != fapfic.
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>>1285228
*I like Gobble's
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>>1285202
so do I, they are still Gobbles works.

Let me try to explain, can you feel every emotion and every thought of the characters as if they were your own? Deeper maybe?

The feelings of love, of lust, shame and fear happiness and hope as if they were your own. Because that is how you properly appropriate a lewdbin and why Gobble excels at it so much, they can convey these feeling in their writing and if you are trying hard enough you can receive them. When you get to that point of fetishising emotions and feelings and thoughts then no matter how good a picture is it'll never be up to snuff.
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>>1284740
Which quest was that?

The biggest routelock shitstorm I've seen was Princess Guard, but that had a lot of other factors involved as well.
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>>1285261
Shitposting in PGQ was very fun times. Half of that was on Archelon.
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>>1285238
Oh my. See if Valeries mother shows up maybe we could go after the pokemoms.
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>>1285261
Princess guard iirc. Luciana a shit. But slightly better than Slyvie. Nicole a best. Forever.
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>>1285289
is/was princess guard quest good?
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>>1285289
I remember getting 80 or so threads into it. Maybe further?

Then I stopped. The waifu drama in the quest itself killed it for me. And I was reading it from the archives, so I was already distanced from the salt levels.
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>>1285311
There were off-the-charts levels of waifu warring and shitposting. Otherwise the character interactions were pretty amusing and Archelon wrote great spaghetti.
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>>1285311
Uh... I.. yeah I ... Not really. Some of the waifus were great. But it became such a fucking slug fest.

Two big climactic battles that both sucked.

The shitposting was horrific.

He's making a VN though so that might be decent.

Like... Imagine Herb being route locked in two threads to a girl who shows up out of the blue and makes fun of him for being girly.
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>>1285311
Oh I also forgot the like fucking strategic betrayal.

One waifu was basically locked in. Then everyone who didn't like her voted to say: Well I need some time to adjust. I'm not ready for a relationship.

Then in the next breath see >>1285330

QM did have the girl go ape shit over it though so there was some justice.
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>>1285311
It's okay to archive-read, or if you caught it running and didn't take it seriously.

If you unironically participated in the waifu war and duel shitstorm, though, I imagine you had several aneurysms.
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>>1285315
There was a crit failed a dance roll that managed to traumatize both the main character and the titular princess.

It wasn't all that amusing at the time.
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>>1285311
If you want to know how not to run a quest, sure
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>>1285342
>>1285325
Whoops, wrong link.
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>>1285330
>>1285336
>Sylviefags still bitter

wew
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>>1285311
>>1285352
>>1285342
Still wrong fucking link.

This is what I get for going off my meds.
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>>1285311
Now that I've posted this I can stop talking about PGQ.
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>>1285354
Nico a best. See >>1285289
I helped stabbed the sylvie fags in the back.I'm not proud of myself.
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Let's talk about better quests. Audit Quest and Hero Quest Rena. Go read those while we wait for our Gobbliness to return.
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>>1285402
>MM++ lost Renabowl
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>>1285402
Those sound boring. Homeless mutant is way better. RIP CRUSTY.
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>>1285402
could you describe them to me briefly so I can determine if they broach my interests enough to give them a trial? I've read neither.
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>>1285402
Let's talk about how much it sucks to be an archive reader for this quest if they don't ctrl+f Gobble's ID
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>>1285419
nah, they're both great. MAQ is my personal favorite one by Larro, but all of his quests are good.

Still waiting for someone to copy Crusty's format, we were just getting into the good parts with Laura
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>>1285419
Been a while since I read those!

I take it Crusty disappeared?

>>1285423
Drawfag quests. Hero Quest Rena is a parody of One Punch Man. Audit Quest has an auditor that becomes a dungeon lord when attempting to repossess assets from a lord that's fallen behind on payments.

Both on focused on SoL and cute drawings.

>>1285429
Also needed for Banished Quest and HMQ and Maverick Hunter Quest and a bunch of other shit. Ctrl+F saves you soooo much time.
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>>1285402
Both run by the same guy, he has a few others like MAQ which is still running and iirc he ran some other stuff before Rena...
>>1285419
Audit quest is a dungeon management drawquest, mc was an auditor for a bank in a misc fantasy setting and was trying to audit this one assholes dungeon, he drops the dungeon master title on her and books it to escape his debt and she's bound to the dungeon, anons (who play the part of voices bound to the DM's crown the mc now wears) then suggested various dungeon plans revolving around slimes into motion (why slimes? because they can replicate and be turned into materials), its very good on player participation, fairly lighthearted and you can shitpost at the MC due to the perspective used in the quest with us players being voices in her head.
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>>1285429
I always found gobbles posts easy to find, the formatting of most of my other favorites is usually much worse. It's weird lime green but I find myself opposed to nearly every single thing you say.

how odd
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>>1285423
Hero Quest Rena is about a chick without super powers forced to become a superhero. Contains a lamia that says "ara ara"

Audit quest is about a girl forced to take over a dungeon by a lich. The dungeon evolves into the comfiest place in the world, aside from Fuwa's bed

Magical Academy Quest is about a spy in a magic academy. So much happens that it's kinda hard to summarize
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>>1285447
He died as far as we know. His condition was acting up and he needed to have some blood tests etc. never came back.
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>>1285447
both of those premises intrigue me, but I have never read a quest with the focus on drawings; I might not be able to adapt.

I may check them out if I have time.
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>>1285423
>Audit
MC goes to chew out a dungeon master for being behind on his mortgage payments, he throws the deed in her face and curses her with his job. Now she's running the place and trying to get revenge on her former boss for firing her and sticking her with the debt.

>Rena
Through a series of coincidences, a girl with no powers is drafted into the Hero Association and forced to fight supervillans.
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>>1285456
I just meant through the sheer number of post we do in the post thread and if Gobble reuses a thread. Though we differ on opinions I still think you're a cool dude.
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>>1285447
oh god banished quest.... the shitposting i've seen just spawn from old players reminiscing about the shitposting in that quest... hell Soma shitposted in it too and he was the QM.

I only got as far as the MC cucking the horned amazon lady and broadcasting it to every member of his party due to a crit fail.

also sooooo many bad decisions....
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>>1285469
It's not all in the art, each post still has plenty of text. It's just illustrated.
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>>1285469
http://suptg.thisisnotatrueending.com/qstarchive.html?tags=Audit%20Quest

its only 6 threads so far but almost all of them hit 2000+ posts. The QM doesn't run it all that often.
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>>1285469
Drawquests were how the quest format started. I'd recommend trying some since they're practically a dead breed now.

If you want a trip down /tg/ history, you may want to check out RubyQuest. As far as I know, it was the first quest that really popularized the quest format, and the art was pretty good. Dark story, though, and I'm not joking with that.

>>1285485
I got farther than that before stopping. Robot girl was best girl.
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>>1285419
Don't even talk to me boy.
I cry myself to sleep every night knowing i will die without knowing how that shit ends.
That motherfucking quest ruined Marvel shit for me. I couldn't watch Logan with out getting flashbacks.
God I'd straight murder someone to get Crusty to give that quest the ending it deserves.
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>>1285486
come to think of it I think I cam across something like that before, though it was years before I even discovered /tg/.

yeah it might be worth the effort, though I must admit I think I prefer text only.
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>>1285499
ha rubyquest was the one I was talking about, I discovered it in swfchan long before I set foot on /tg/
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>>1285494
there's only been 6 audit quests?

man, so much has happened, it seems crazy that there's been so few threads
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>>1285485
>I only got as far as the MC cucking the horned amazon lady and broadcasting it to every member of his party due to a crit fail
You dropped it there? Oh boy. That chick is pregnant and yandere. Also Mik died(Cris fucked up sparing), revived himself, grew horns, and is now on the godly shit list for it. Also we started a cult, made a demiplane, started fucking Darzi, joined an ancient hivemind of enchanters, and are apparently the prophesied husband of the chosen of Surya, which is unfortunate because he hates us personally for bringing one of his sacrifices back from the dead on a lark. Also the cat is low-key terrified of us now because we shoved our soul into a gun and shot a spirit so hard that multiple levels of reality broke down.

It's been a great fucking time.
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>>1285536
Well Larro does like to run multiple sessions to a thread.
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Lessee... I guess if anyone wanted something as similarly lighthearted as this, you could look at REQM with RE:Monster Quest. A lot of action, a lot of character interaction, light RPG elements. Has a fair backlog to read over.

>>1285543
Yeah, that's the BQ I know. Glad to see things are still getting crazier.
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>>1285368
Reminiscing. I've been in every major quest shitstorm, from Psion Quest, to Shadow Quest, through PGQ, I tangentially followed the year-long shitstorm shotgun death spiral that was the final stretch of HQR, Deculture's mental breakdown, the sinking of the S.S. RenaxMM, uh... Kraken's death in JQ, all of Azure's various mental collapses, Attack on Pokemon Hunter. EGO's continued stupidity as he tries and fails to assume a new identity like six times, one of which was directly prompted by PGQ's shitstorm and ironically turned into an equally shitty situation. Peter Parker Quest kinda counts, the audience made the QM take an extended hiatus. Probably a few I'm forgetting.

I've seen it all.

It's quite nice to see Gobble avoiding most of the really bad crap that can happen, and I think it's because he's just a nice guy who tries to keep things from getting too heavy. Half of that shit in the list up there ended up occurring because the audience got pulled too far into the tribalistic Us vs Them mindset and started projecting super hard.
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>>1285559
heh that is one of the other 3 quests I follow, you have good taste archivebro.
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>>1285566
>It's quite nice to see Gobble avoiding most of the really bad crap that can happen, and I think it's because he's just a nice guy who tries to keep things from getting too heavy. Half of that shit in the list up there ended up occurring because the audience got pulled too far into the tribalistic Us vs Them mindset and started projecting super hard.

Gobble has a better head for QMing by far. Off-hand I can think of Archelon miscounting votes, ignoring that error and calling for a revote that changes the outcome (rather than go oops, okay, you were right), ignoring votes that were out of character for the protag in his mind, and never trying to make everyone happy or combine votes.

I tend to only follow one quest at a time, and Gobble trying to keep everyone happy and feeling included is a very nice change of pace. It's really easy to notice and appreciate.
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>>1285566
I think Azure was thte QM for the very first quest I ever posted in. Did they do Sorceress Quest? I'm too lazy to check right now since I'm reading the newest Audit Quest.

>>1285572
I read the archives for months before I made my first post as archivebro on Pokemon Quest. Every day, I read.

Taste hardly factors into it when you start running out of reading material!

Still, REQM is one of my favorite QMs. I like to read their stuff for the lightheartedness since I don't have the energy to deal with the heavier stuff nowadays.
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>>1285402
Joker Quest remains the pinnacle of questing in my mind, though the tone and aesthetic isn't for everyone.

It just all fits and flows so naturally together, you'd be hard-pressed to tell that none of it was really planned at all. The antagonists do things. The protagonist does things. Somehow, it turns into an extremely coherent story with proper foreshadowing, character arcs, and pacing.
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>>1285543
I've never read Banished Quest, and the sheer insanity of this post makes me want to read it

I don't know if anyone remembers it, but I remember Slug Quest being really good.

Peter Parker Quest was cool too, I liked how we could change what type of Spider-Man we were as time went on. Gwen best girl
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>>1285608
Sorceress Quest was Exabyte, who I'd put up there as one of the greatest QMs to grace the medium. He started and finished five wildly successful quests before slowly fading away and hanging up his hat.

Sorceress Quest, Vale Quest, Nearfuture Cyborg Quest and it's sequel, Space Cyborg Quest, and (Though it had it's share of shitstorms and bad decisions) Psion Quest. Ascent Quest was less interesting, but the writing was still excellent. Azure Quest was the first quest he didn't finish, and his quest career sort of degraded from there. Samsara was better, but he never really recovered.

His earlier stuff is definitely worth a read.
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>>1285608
I feel you, I just wish he would post more often.
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>>1285566
I know I stopped reading Deculture at some point, the story was for MGNQ getting too convoluted for me to keep enjoying.

ShadowQuest I stopped some time around when they went to the city in the sky. The fact that the QM held a critical fail in their bank to use at the end of the quest dredged up so much salt, and I never really recovered from that.

I know Psion Quest has cucking. Never touched it since I knew I would hate it.

MM hurt. 'Nuff said.

Ever touch any of Planefag's stuff? Plenty of shitstorms swirling around there.

Dunno about the others. Were you around for Frost Giantess Quest and the threads where the MC tried to date a dude? It ended up falling apart since the MC was canonically a dude reincarnated into a frost giantess, and I guess the yaoi was a bit too strong.
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>>1285516
Laura was hit with trigger scent in the night. JJ is dead. The end.
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>>1285628
The best part is we didn't even mean to start a cult. Anon just realized we'd never bothered to explain all we've learned about the nature of reality to our companions, so Mik just starts pouring out cosmic exposition in the middle of the street while we're shopping. Next thing you know the whole town is having theology debates and talking about building a temple to spread our teachings.

There's also the time we invented and monetized tabletop wargaming in-setting.
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>>1285654
That was beautiful. We even turned it into a thing for literal magic fucking grandmasters to play, constructing armies out of sheer will and vision before letting them stomp all over the field as each try to outmaneuver the other army.

That was BQ at its best.
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>>1285654
>There's also the time we invented and monetized tabletop wargaming in-setting.
I remember some people talking about doing that, so they actually got that to work?

Not sure if I should binge the rest of BQ's archive though, the crazy shit sounds fun but too much just makes everything else feel kinda washed out, I guess I'll save bingeing it from the beginning again for a day when I need maniacal laughs to not feel like a walking corpse.
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>>1285649
>Psion Quest has cucking
Really? But isn't the MC of that quest a girl?
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>>1285650
I honestly think John could have taken Laura at the end of the quest. He had such a wide array of powers that could have taken her out. Not saying it would be easy, but it could go either way
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>>1285678
Not just work, we got it shipped and in play in two cities so far with expansions en route.

Best part: we stuck our spirit business partner (the aforementioned cat) in the fluff as a "fictional" deity and encouraged players to "jokingly" worship him, God-Emperor style. Now every time a player memes our buddy gets a rush of very real spiritual power.

Too bad Soma choked on math courses and killed the quest. At least he promised an epilog.
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>>1285649
Yeah, what basically happened is that the legion of Writefags that Deculture cultivated turned on him and started being shitty attention whores, which caused the entire thing to crash and burn. I said it was a bad idea to outsource your own canon from the start, but I was, ironically, shouted down by those same people who would go on to annihilate the quest.

Shadow Quest had some of the best writing and worldbuilding in any quest, on a purely technical level, right the way from start to finish. It's a shame that the QM went full-on railroad in what should have been a fantastic ending sequence, and it became clear that he always knew how he wanted things to end and wasn't going to let his audience get in the way of that. The banked natural 1 was crossed off the table before that even happened, though, since players got sick of it being dangled like the sword of damocles.

The Psion Quest cucking caused the single largest shitstorm any quest has had to date, so it's worth reading just for that. I mean, looking back on it, it's not that big a deal unless you project SUPER hard, which I guess is what people were doing at the time. It comes off as a little forced, but it's typical teenage drama.

Larro torpedoing the /u/-boats was hilarious on multiple levels and if you don't agree then you can just get outta my face.

The only times I ever saw Planefag, he was being an ultracunt so I never bothered to check out his stuff. Seems like he had a pretty insular fanbase though, I never noticed it spill onto anything else.

Didn't follow Frost Giantess.

Oh, but I did almost forget the most horrifying thing! Guess I subconsciously tried to wipe it entirely from my memory. Mahou Shounen Quest. Pure cancer, from start to finish, undiluted. I have no idea why I read it, so I figure most of the audience was in the same boat and were just roleplaying as cancer. Jesus christ, though.
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>>1285737
I have to admit, Larro announced the torpedoes well in advance. Some people just weren't willing to listen.

It did hurt MM though, which sucked. That's the consequence of pushing for something that can't happen, though.

I worry about that here.

Should I bother trying MSQ? It sounds horrifying.
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>>1285737
iirc most of planefags fanbase weren't tg or qst regulars, also there was that time where somebody actually important in the navy dropped by a Kancolle thread for some reason.
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>>1285684
Yes. The MC was a chick. The waifu in question was an emotionally damaged cyborg child soldier who was, at one point, a mercenary and in an extremely one-sided relationship with another mercenary.

A few dozen threads of courting, and the MC and this waifu were in a relationship. The waifu wanted to be exclusive. The MC goes back home for a while, and the mercenary that the waifu was previously in a relationship with comes back into the picture, and five minutes later, rails the waifu because the waifu never told him she was in a relationship. Then everything explodes.

Like I said, it was typical teenage-tier drama, but my god was there a lot of anger and bitterness about it. It was on the tail-end of a particularly vicious waifu war that this waifu only just won, as well, which didn't help.
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>>1285770
What thread number was it, i need to see the salt
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>>1285770
That makes it better story-wise. I wouldn't have gathered that from hearing others talk about it, though.

The sheer shitstorm surrounding it would probably have killed it for me, though. I know from PGQ I couldn't see it through after dealing with that.
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>>1285784
Detach yourself, my man. Don't project. Go with the flow. Laugh at the people getting angry about that shit. Don't incite them, but don't join them, either. It's the key to a better story.
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Ah, right. If anyone wants military related quests, check out Guide. Much less salt than planefag, still does good characters and storylines. Expect waifu warring, but nothing unexpected at the end of the day.

>>1285793
Eh. Sometimes, when I just Ctrl+F my way through, I can. But since I tend to read from beginning to end, it's hard to stay detached when shit like that happens. I'm already invested, after all.
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Yeah this is all way over my head. I've followed gobble since the elite four and that's it.
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>>1285781
About the halfway point? High 50s, IIRC.
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>>1285793
issue is with little attachment its easy to find better things to do than reading posts from angry people on the internet,

>>1285802
Uh... iirc Guide never actually finished any of his quests, they all ended early/went on indefinite hiatus for some reason or other right?... or am I thinking of Twilight thorn?
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>>1285826
I thought Twilight finished the Persona London quest (hadn't read it), but I do remember Guide finishing at least one quest. The others were start and stop at the time I'd been reading them.

Who was it that did the Idolmaster quest? Was that Guide too? God I don't remember as much as I should If so, that was finished a while ago. Pretty nice one, too.
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>>1285853
Twilight did Persona 2129, Moloch did Devil Summoner: London.
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>>1285872
Got it. Persona 2129 was the one I was reading. Guess the anons in the threads came from London quest and were just making comparisons.
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>>1285872
Molochs currently doing Northern Beasts Quest right? I remember reading the first few threads and liking it but not being in the mood for darker toned quests right then.
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>>1285826
Both, Guide from real Life stuff making him running a pipe dream. He ran Mercs 2030 and Harem Protag quest

Twilight Thorn had Harem Bro Quest and Persona 2159 quest, both of which got bogged down due to scale and he killed. They were however, INSANELY popular, to the point of writefaggotry omakes were done by others. His third attempt seems more manageable. here's a link

>>>1279250

>>1285853
Moloch Qm did Devil Summoner: London quest, Devil Summoner: New Cycle quest, Sleeping Gods Quest and Tank Princess Quest one-shot. Currently on the final thread of his latest Quest Northern Beats Quest. He's finished every quest he has run.
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>>1285892
Yeah I looked at Twilight's most recent one but the premise didn't interest me, I've developed a dislike for that general form of anime (combat school etc) and nothing broke through that general impression in the first thread so I didn't read further.

I've read most of Molochs stuff, might have missed DS New cycle, but I remember the others.

man lots of nostalgia remembering all these quests i've read.
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>>1285892
Sleeping Gods finished? I'll need to hop back on that then. I left off around the time the MC visited the hidden stronghold of what was then the main antagonist.

I had been worried about 2129. The start of the second chapter made me think it was a bit ambitious.
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>>1285826
Are you kidding? Reading posts from angry people on the internet is a great time.
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>>1285905
New cycle was when Amelia got betrayed by Nyaly and Mia had to clean the mess up. Remember?

>>1285907
The king who worshiped the god of the mountain in the old way? Who boy, you missed the Heart of Makai and old demon coming back to roost.
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>>1285915
eh it doesn't do it for me, I laugh at a few and then get sad that people are the way they are.
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>>1285933
Yeah I think I missed New cycle... Guess I have something to read.
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>>1285824
55, and holy shit, that's a pretty justified shitstorm, no psychic powers or tricks or drugs, just straight up cheated, Exa is pretty good troll
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>>1285933
I figured some shit was going to go down given the excellent writing throughout the quest, but I was caught up by that point. I dropped quests for a while and rotated back in LP videos.

Too many small hobbies, not enough attention span to stick with one for more than a few months.

Anyone try Dungeon Life Quest?
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>>1285944
I've been trying to say that it was pretty typical overblown teenage drama. There was no crime involved, just kids being stupid and/or assholes.
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>>1285949
I was reading DLQ for a while, not entirely sure why I stopped, might have just gotten a bit too complicated for a bit or I had other stuff I had to do.
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>>1285949
Yeah you missed some big stuff. The final boss was the homonculus that killed Ira's home village back in the day.
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>>1285974
it finished? Shit I stopped reading around the third layer, I got work to do
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>>1285974
Figures. And I never got around to critiquing some of the things like I wanted to.

Shame on me for that, I suppose. I know the QM really liked to watch people dissect his work.
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>>1285984
No sleeping gods finished not dlq
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>>1285993
DLQ is almost done, Vox rushed the ending and did some "Kill the randos lol" for some emotional punch.

It's been limping on for a while
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>>1285993
Ah. I was wondering about the name. It's been so long since I read Sleeping Gods that it didn't click.

Whoops!

>>1286015
Shame to hear about that. Might try and catch up before it finishes, but we'll see if I manage it. I'm not really ready to dig deep into questing again.
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>>1286028
He just lost interest and wants to run some Changeling the Lost deal
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>>1286087
That is what worries me about Gobble sometimes. I hope that if they start to get burned out they just tell us and takes a break or does something different.
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>>1286087
>People that lose interest in their OWN quest
Need to die
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>>1286121
I mean, I did. It's pretty common with QMs, it becomes a chore dude. You feel obligated to run something you're not having fun with anymore.
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>>1286172
The struggle is real.
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>>1286172
I am now obligated to ask what you ran
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>>1286192
Urban Oni
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>>1286197
I always was meaning to read it, but I saw that it died. The concept was neato.
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>>1286197
Read a bit, but I was reading like 10 quests at that time so I had to drop something. Interesting concept.
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>>1286204
>>1286210
Thanks, my pacing was so bad it really didn't help much, then work picked up and it just became a hassle.
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>>1286172
Well I understand that bit,a lot of qms I talk to say that, which makes me not want to qm cause it might happen to me
Nothing is worse than not enjoying what you're doing almost daily
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most new quests here wither and die due to lack of participation and interest, hell not even that many people lurk the board and just pop in when they get a twitter notification that one of the qm's they're following is running.
Not much reason to qm unless you already have an established audience it seems.
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>>1286256
I follow like seven quests already. I just don't have the time to commit to more. I'd like to show my support, but, you know.
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>>1286256
to be honest, anonkun has a great following. It's questers are pretty cancerous though
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>>1286268
I can't stand the sites format, and yeah the cancer was pretty apparent when I looked around. It takes something special to be more cancer than your 4chan equivalent.
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>>1286276
Actually, real talk, it's a much better quest system than 4chan posts. It allows interaction in real time and gives the QM a much more relaxed pace to post in.

I will admit though, it takes a bit to get used to
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>>1286304
The site is also unstable as shit
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>>1286304
The system is interesting, I just don't like their layout and don't know how to change it to something that works for me, that and I just don't feel like trying anything new, insular person that I am.
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>>1286304
Kascode.

I left the site for like a year because he was being a cunt.
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Speaking of other quests, has Melancholy Quest gotten better? I followed it from the beginning up until about thread ten or eleven, I think.

It was an interesting idea, but the first few threads consisted of what felt like a lot of "trap" choices to add to the drama, and after the full cast was introduced, the players all realized the QM had placed Delilah in a situation that, while far from ideal, wasn't all that bad in the day to day stuff. And because that was obviously inexcusable, the QM kept injecting drama in really hamfisted ways, including making it so Delilah needed to drink blood in order to survive (but she wasn't a vampire, honest), having her get pregnant with a rape-baby, and then a good number of creepy players all voted for our thirteen year old MC to make out with a man in his early thirties, and then it was treated like a cute romance moment when the guy reciprocated.

I ask because a kid having to survive in the streets after running away from home could have been a really interesting and dramatic quest, but holy shit was Melancholy Quest handles poorly for a long time. I'm curious whether or not it got better, and if it did, I might try and pick it back up.
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>>1286323
I don't think so, it still seems like what you posted from the OP posts I see around occasionally
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>>1286317
>>1286310
He recently just went through and fixed a lot of bugs, dude works hard for basically free.

now you're just nitpicking
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>>1286327
That's a shame, but not all that surprising.
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>>1286328
Well I might be oudated, but when I last tried to use it the site was down like every other day.
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>>1286328
Iunno man, I was legitimately trying to help the guy out and he was just being as dense as concrete. It was incredibly frustrating for everyone involved, so I washed my hands of it.
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>>1286323
she's not a vampire?

weird
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>>1286343
feel you, a lot of people are like that
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Been using Anonkun for questing for a while now.
It's easy enough to use once you figure it out and there's a few topics and sources that writers and readers have compiled to make it easier to set up a quest.
Though the constant site crashes or "hiccups" can be a pretty big deterrent.
The only quests that you really have to worry about having really cancerous readers are typically the ones who pass the 35-40 reader mark, and if it has a lot of smut.
Useless Ninja Quest is great fun and Hackwriter, the QM, is a solid but slow writer.
ImperialKant is the site mememascot but they write some pretty good stuff as well, their scholomance quest was really popular.
Lordy, the QM who wrote Orc Warlord, has also been writing there for quite some time now and lots of people have been enjoying his new stuff.
The only downside I feel is the fact that it has so many unfinished and "hiatused" stories that sometimes it feels like you're walking through a quest graveyard as you look for something new.

Also lots of smutty stuff, you've been warned.
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>>1286440
You forgot to mention that samefagging is a major problem there.
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>>1286488
it's a problem everywhere
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>>1286498
It's a hell of a lot worse than it is here.
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>>1286520
ehhhh, I've seen some shit here dude
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>>1286520
It's true, there's no way to tell if someone is samefagging beyond constantly watching the reader number and for strange amounts of votes/vote shifts. No system in place at all to prevent or hinder samefagging.
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>>1286440
There are an ungodly number of samefags. If there is one thing QST at least cuts down on a bit it's samefagging.

The runs horribly and crashes too damn much.

And you can be sure that if gobble started running there the new influx of voters would largely vote to fuck everything that moves. And a few things that don't.
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Jane should dare herb to a drinking contest or to cook this famous food she's never had
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Will Kali go full /ss/ now? Preteen like she doesnt care but still have this increase her urge to sexually dominate and bully?
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>>1287424
Drunk Herb might be interesting.

>>1287536
Who?
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>>1287424
I'm pretty sure we picked truth.
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>>1287683
Presumably meaning Laki anon
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>>1287721
Jane is cunning & would take advantage of herbs drunkenness to get ALL the answers she wants

What do you guys recon she'll ask? It won't be normal, it's Jane & Herb
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>>1287777
HAHA! SO WHAT IS YOUR CUNNING PLAN!?

To make friends a-and help people.
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On the subject of stuff to read, Ouro's Snakecatcher Quest is one hell of a ride and a pretty neat take on an evil party quest.

His current one Lamplighter is also pretty good but is a bit on the slow side. He gets hit by the QM Curse hard.
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>>1287785
Snake Catcher was neat. But a little to evil/weird snake satan thing going on.

I lost interest in lamplighter. Glacial pace.
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>>1287785
Snake Catcher is abusive relationship quest, couldn't handle it.

I bit too close to home
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>>1284815
Underrated post.
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>>1287885
Triangle Relationships aren't underrated.
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>>1287894
I know, but that post is. Well-argued, but flawed in some ways. Didn't get a (you), but it deserved one, God damn it.
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>>1287777
I'm hoping it'll be how we got the name "Herb." Or if she does ask why we're on our journey, we tell her that it's because it's tradition, but we hope to grow as a person from it.

Or maybe she asks why we fouled her match way back when, and she finally finds out that we're not out to get her.

Knowing Jane, she'll probably use logic puzzle strategies and phrasing to milk as much information from one question as possible.
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>>1287910
Herb.

*John* Harold Edgar Rigel Bartholomew *last name*
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>>1288194
Oh god, I hope not. Haha. I just hope it's a pet name his grandparents gave him. Like oh my cute little herb.
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>>1288194
if herb's mom is not!hispanic it could be

Hernan Eduardo Raul Benito *Last Name*
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>>1288203
It's possible that it's simply a way to distinguish us from another John in our family, and as such we go by our middle name.

I would like to think, however, that it has some amount of cultural weight behind it. Maybe our local Palkian priest gave it to us when we came of age. Maybe our grandmother awarded it to us after we took over a few responsibilities at the daycare for her. Maybe it was originally our grandfather's, and it was passed down to us after his death.
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>>1288379
So, Herb's religion is Sinnoh's?

You see this is why we need more thruth options goddamnit
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>>1288387
I mean, I'm imagining it as Sinnoh. Our egg did have a budew, I think snow reminded us of home, but I also think we recognized Fletchling, and we are a fashionboy, so it might be Kalos.

After seeing the priests of Arceus in that Hoopa movie, I really want to know about Herb's religious and cultural background.
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>>1288406
Same dude, although Sinnoh is based on Hokkaido so Herb might be a bit too blonde
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>>1288387
Anons will always prefer lewds to plot

But i agree with the Sinnoh thing, our egg was Budew after all

that or i believe we chose Googles after we left home the second time so we could also be Hoenn, as Roselia exist there and Googles are used in that Gen
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>>1288425
Okay what is autocorrecting to googles? Is it incense?
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>>1288431
*Goggles, Fuck me

No, we went home after the Kabutops incident and grabbed a pair of goggles, i just recently did a reread

Either that or a scarf, i think i was surprised something practical won instead of the scarf though
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>>1288435
Goggles can also be fashionable depending on how we use them, was the reasoning.
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>>1288435
Speaking of scarves, we NEED to remember to equip Gobble with his scarf next time he's in a fight. Or earlier for the style of it, if possible.
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>>1288448
Didn't we already give it to him? If not you are right we should fix that. After all this truthing and daring I think it will be time for some ol fashion GIT GUD
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>>1288452
Yeah, tomorrow (in game) we had ought to boot up that new murkbro tm and work on those in-progress moves. Then maybe head to the temple for aura lessons with Keira. Wouldn't hurt to talk to Gobbs about his stance on evolution. Back in thread #19 we got this passage:

>Gobble eats some random plants on the way down the open path back the way you came before you can stop him. They seem harmless enough, but it’s clear he’s getting more and more hungry. You wonder if he’ll evolve soon, too.

If we really want to see something funny, we could invite Jane and watch her furiously try to out-zen us during meditation.
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>>1288488
>Jane reaches enlightenment out of petty spite and oneupmanship
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>>1288498
She then loses it for the exact same reasons.

Enlightenment is hard, guyz.
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>>1288522
I remember in a DC fan fiction there was a different enlightenment for every color of the emotional spectrum, such as will enlightenment for the green light that green lanterns use, rage enlightenment for the red light red lanterns use, etc. It'd be interesting to see if something similar existed here like with the types of aura. Steel enlightenment, bug enlightenment, etc.
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>>1288591
If it did, people who achieved it would be literal saints for the elements they represent. Herb would probably know if it existed, even if he's not particularly religious.

It'd be like knowing whether or not the Pope exists. Even if you're not Catholic, you proooobably know he's a thing.
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>>1288406
But Sinnoh is in poke-Japan, and Kalos is in poke-Europe. And there's also a poke-America (Unova, Alola & Orre)...

...WHICH continent is the mainland, again? Or is "mainland" islander for "everywhere that isn't Loanah"?
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>>1288649
If these islands are like Hawaii then mainland is PokeAmerica. If they are like South Pacific is like Australia or China. Since Herb uses Marmite I'd guess he's from Australia version in the Pokeworld.
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>>1288663
Well he hates Marmite, so probably not Ausieland.
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>>1288663
Isn't Australia Vegemite country? Or is that New Zealand?
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>>1288663
>Australia version in the Pokeworld.
[The pokemon must all be OP as fuck there.]
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>>1288668
How did that test go?
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Wait, I've just had an epiphany. Marmite, a Rose Pokemon, and a mix of shyness and gentlemanliness.

Our boy Herb is clearly English.
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>>1288621
It depends on how common/verifiable it is I guess. I mean, AZ was a 7-foot-tall, thousand-year-old man wandering around. You'd think everyone would know about him, but people thought he was a legend. I bet Poke-Mother Theresa was Fairy enlightened.

>>1288649
>>1288663
I doubt he's from Poke-Australia if he's seen snow before. Poke-France or Poke-America is my best bet based on his Face, though it's possible he's third generation immigrant to Poke-Japan.

Kalos is my best guess overall.

>>1288664
It was Polu who hated it. Herb carried it in his bag, so he probably enjoys it.

>>1288668
Every Aussie-Forme variant gains the poison type, including the fighting/poison Aus-Kangaskhan.

>>1288696
Clearly the product of colonials.
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>>1288696
good god
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>>1288696
Well, yeah. We've already made plenty of jokes about subjugating the natives. Makes sense he'd be from a historical colonial power.
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[79%. I'll take it! Not fantastic, but anything above 70% is really all that matters. I wish I could run on Sunday, but I probably would have done a lot worse without it. Thanks for asking.

Lewdbin is on the way and will be out before sleep time. I really like Hana's POV. And Laki's too. I'm actually pretty surprised everyone voted to go so far. In retrospect I don't know why I'm surprised. I guess it's more shock that Herb went so far, if that makes sense.]
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>>1288706
Herb is the kind of guy who has trouble saying no.
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>>1288706
As it turns out, Herb is indeed a red-blooded male. He just needs a lot of pushing before he expresses it.

Like, vibrating robot arm on his dick levels of pushing.
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>>1288706
good job Gobble

i'm defiately surprised people voted for it, but not gonna complain about it. Looking forward to the lewdbin
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>>1288706
Anons will always vote for lewds, even when it's OOC.
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>>1288668
Haha, I bet. Shit would be crazy.
>>1288706
Yeah, no worries about Sunday. I'm really looking forward to the lewdbin. I really like Laki and Hana as well. I know what you mean about Herb. The way I see it a man can only take so much teasing before he breaks. Laki has had him on edge all night and even longer than that and then Hana too. You can't fight the D.
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>>1288706
I suppose an alternate way of looking at it is that Herb wants to reciprocate what people do for him, and Hana really threw herself out there. In the choice between folding and being a passive receiver or trying to return the favor in a way he really doesn't know well, he fell towards the latter.

Our boy is growing up so fast.
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>>1288727
gotta factor in the vibrating hand

no one is gonna turn down a vibrating handjob
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>>1288739
goodbye Herb saving himself for marriage.
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>>1288706
I'm a little worried for poor Herb. He's got Keira, Laki, and now Hana all being very sexually forward with him. How does he feel about Keira now, after some time to cool off? How does he feel about Laki's cavalier attitude towards sex? What are his expectations of Hana's attitude towards sex? How far did they go? I have a link between romantic and physical intimacy in my head. Does Herb? I drew a line for where I was willing to go with my ex-girlfriend. Has Herb thought about how far he's willing to go in this particular relationship/time in his life? I dont want him to move too far too fast and regret it.

>>1288745
Crying Face
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>>1288745
other holes don't count anon

just ask Hana or Laki
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>>1288773
I'm worried too. Herb seems like a wholesome raised boy, so a handjob in a closet is maybe gonna change his world view some once the glow is gone. Also fingering is meh
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>>1288773
Now that he has some experience, will Keira ask Herb to share it with her? After all, she's proven very curious in general, and it's not like she'd feel comfortable asking it from anyone else.
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>>1288783
But Herb isn't Hana or Laki.

>>1288786
If people vote for it I will be very disappointed.
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>>1288786
Preferably not.
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>>1288786
share the barbarian dick, or share the story of what happened in the closet?

I'm okay with both
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>>1288795
It would depend on the setup for me. I like Keira, and I don't want to feel like we're using her with no intention of growing closer to her.
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>>1288800
Bad

>>1288803
I just don't feel like Herb being as clueless about sex as he is would go around talking about it and having it.
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>>1288807
good

especially based on Hana's reaction
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>>1288809
Herb is not for sex.
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>>1288817
Too late. Hana's vibrating hand held Herb's hand while he gently caressed her cheek, all while they both gazed lovingly into each other's eyes.
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>>1288817
the lewdbins disagree with you
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>>1288823
>>1288826
I get this is shitposting, but I do actually worry people voting for Herb to become a sex maniac
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>>1288828
If Kat is any indication they will because they will demand sex with their waifu. And then some sort of weird "Every waifu deserves a turn" type shit.
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>>1288826
We'll see? I'll be dissapointed if Herb's got under 7 minutes between his first kiss and PIV sex. Mutual masturbation and kissing is... more believable.
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>>1288828
nah, it's pure shitposting.

I'm hoping Herb does end up marrying and having a loving relationship with many kids with Keira though.
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>>1288847
I know, but I worry. It happened once and it may happen again. Besides I had enough sexy crazed people last quest. Hana is enough for me.
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>>1288856
Ah so that's what it is. Hana is your waifu and you're hoping to lock her in by saying no more lewds. Bad anon.
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>>1288862
No, I'm a Laki fag who is bad at words. What I meant is Hana does enough canon lewd stuff I don't want even more. Laki and the teasing stays firmly on the "not actual sex" line.
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>>1288866
I definitely want Laki's teasing to cross into sexual territory. Also I have no idea what you mean, both herb and Laki think sexy thoughts during their massage sessions. Hell just this thread Laki asked Herb to be sure to go for a full body massage on their next one. I could totally see Laki grabbing Herb's hand if she got hot and bothered enough and getting herself off by rubbing against it after the end of a massage and then getting up and leaving when she climaxes.
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>>1288889
I want to ease off the lewd for a while after this. One lewdbin about every 15 threads is more than enough.

Especially since I've decided who I like best for Herb: Keira. But I also feel like their relationship is going to involve a slow, careful, and detailed exploration of boundaries and intimacy.
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>>1288935
Yeah, I remember earlier in the quest Gobble asked if people wanted to turn down the lewd and most said no. I think I'm at that point now. I don't want Herb to have a thing with everygirl after seven minutes, I want there to be passion and emotional build up.
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>>1288944
Yeah, I'm more looking forwards to "[Waifu's name], we've been dating for a while now, and I think I'm finally ready to move on to the next level." Than sexy games.
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>>1288979
Hana's arc would probably be more along the lines of "You don't need to lewd me all the time to keep me interested in you. I know that's how you thought to get my attention first, but I like you for you, not for what you do to me."
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>>1288935
>>1288944
>>1288979
Personally I don't think Herb has anything against lewd, he said so when he talked to Hana about masturbation, it is Herb just has no personal experience himself and feels self-conscious. Sure, he represses his lewd thoughts but Herb is a flesh and blood teenage male and though he is nurturing fellow I really don't think he would turn down the girls if they wanted lewds. As is mentioned Herb goes with the flow most of the time.

>>1289085
This is a good thought, but Hana wants to do all sorts of kinky stuff since she is the lewdest girl and I feel like it'll be healthy to know we care for her if we go that route while also providing a safe place for her to be as sexual as she wants. I think it'll be critical not to be judgmental and learn what she wants and communicating well. This of course applies to any of the girls.
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[I lied. It won't be ready today. I want to expand some parts and clean it up. We'll also have a Laki/Valerie part as well.

I hope you don't mind a little Hana catharsis and her rambling in her own head.]
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>>1289491
Oh, boy! I'm not going to complain about more lewdbin! Thanks for the update, Gobble.
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>>1289491
Getting in other character's headspace is the best part!

Where were these parties when I was a cool teen, anyways?
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>>1289491
sounds great

little disappointed though, I've been waiting for it for 3 hours or so; l was going to read it before bed.
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>>1289521
They were for cool people. Haha. I agree though I'm glad to get into the girl's head space.
>>1289491
Which point of view is the Laki/Val from, Gobble?
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>>1289491
Neat.

Is there ever a time you don't feel like writing, but do so anyways? If so, how do you make yourself do it?
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>>1289491
Ayo Gobbs, would you happen to have a description + reference pics for our main cast? Got a drawfriend who's bored
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>>1290087
Gobble's pastebin of characters is here http://pastebin.com/iB0tb7rz

That being said I put together some reference pics best I could

Herb is handsome, slim, fashionable, blonde spiky hair, pale, naive, great cook, huge dick, insecure, fatherly , kind & caring, II think his appearance is based off Spark from Pokemon Go

Laki has dark skin, very toned as she was an athlete, great abs & arms & legs, but still got excessively womanly assets(boobs hips bum). Aggressive, caring, lewd, I THINK a little taller than herb, Her appearence is based on Candella from Pokemon Go

Valerie has pale skin & blonde long hair like herb, pretty, same a little smaller than herb, slender, the most fashionable of the group, quite similar personality to herb & being predated by laki, also like herb, her appearance is based on lillie from sun & moon

Hana's appearence is based on chicken chan (the main female character from sun & moon), skin tone is lighter than the other islanders, brown hair, she has 2 robotic legs & a robotic arm, alot of burns & cuts from hospital, she's also very toned but you don't see that because she wears unflattering baggy clothes out of self consciousness at her scars. Very shy, very horny, likes movies

Jane's appearence is based on lorekeeper zinnia from omega ruby & alpha saphire, except with blue eyes, & is quite fashionable. She is very serious, stern and competitive, suspicious & obsessed with herb, pretty & decently fit, although not as toned as laki or hana

Kiera is the shortest & thinest, i beleive compared to an orange peel at 1 point if I remember correctly, brown skin like laki & polu & keeps her hair in 2 hair buns. She's a ghost/grass priestess, always wearing a mask of makeup for ghost rituals (I imagine it like a day of the dead mask), & wears very free hawian like grass , which leads me to imaging her with a happy sunny voodoo priestess look. I BELIEVE she looks like mallow from sun & moon, but she might instead look like lana, hopefully somebody can clarify for me

Polu is a tall muscular surfer bro version of hau or shizui, not sure which i THINK it's hau, great guy, smaller penis than herb

Our pokemon are a sassy lewd shiny roselia, a relaxed dependable bro munchlax , a derby innocent totadile who's learning drunken kungfu style, and an oldman roggenrolla who's the steadfast, stoic dependable 1 of the group, who roselia has started to try to pick on in particular

Sorry for the late reply, hope your drawfriend still whips something up
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>>1290735
I love everything about that picture
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>>1290735
IIRC Herb's appearance was also based off of Dio Brando only, y'know, not evil.

Which would be another point towards the "Herb is from PokeEngland" theory...
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>>1290735
I thought Valerie was based on Lusamine.
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>>1290835
Well, she is lillie's mother, so there's not much of a difference between a young Lusamine and Lillie.
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>>1290735
Candella + Zarya seems like a good bet for laki, all the other girls are great too.

Spot on anon
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>>1290889
Aw fuck, where was the picture Gobble used of the girl that some anon was kind enough to edit the glasses off of?
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>>1290780
Look at this great picture of Herb dressed up for picture day.
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>>1290835
See, details like this is why it's important to get shit together every so often, I didn't know that, and just basically go off what I remember + the lewds

>>1290780
Is the herb being from PokeEngland thing even a theory at this point?
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>>1290903
I said not evil, anon! That guy looks pretty fucking evil to me!

>>1290909

Hypothesis then.
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>>1290912
This is dark Herb, the only different with the normal version is that his eyes and eyebrows are a lot sharper.
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>>1290912
>>1290930
How is this?
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>>1290903
>>1290934
Dark herb makes me feel strange things

>>1290912
No I meant, it makes so much sense, i'm basically considering it cannon at this point

Also, if herb is from PokeEngland, where's valerie from
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>>1290948
He feels strange things too. I'm leaning to Unova on Val because it feels right.
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>>1290934
...better.

>>1290930
On the one hand, a Dark Herb would be dangerously close to rehashing Dark Kat. OTOH, Herb is repressing all sexual stuff, so seeing his switch flipped and, say, punishing Hana for lewdness (and she loves every second of it) would be kinda funny to watch.
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>>1291030
I'm pretty sure Dark Herb is just a joke where he is slightly more aggresive and picks up on 1/4 of the lewd stuff that goes over Herb's head.
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>>1290735
I like to think Herb sorta looks like Barry, but with a little different spike to his hair, sorta like pike related
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>>1290735
Laki looks a lot like this too
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>>1291214
There it is.

>>1291158
Yeah, I remember we talked about it early on how Herb was a mix of Barry and Spark with some slight Dio in there. Spark just has the most fanart.
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>>1291227
But how can we be Dio when our stand is Crazy Diamond?
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>>1291240
I'm sure Lohana has the rokakaka fruit
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>>1290735
So, searching through the archive. Gobble had this to say on thread #8
Thighs
>"Depends on what you consider best. Laki has the thickest and strongest. Keira has the biggest thigh gap. Hana has the most unique and ticklish. Valerie has the softest skin. Jane is second best in all respects but would work obsessively to have the best if she knew it were a competition."
Boobs
>Boob size:
>Laki (they were smaller when she competed)
>Jane
>Hana
>Valerie
>Keira


>Abs:
>Laki
>Hana (her core is working some heavy metal stuff)
>Jane
>Keira
>Valerie

>I’m not sure how to rank legs and butts. I feel like that’s more >subjective.

>Lewdness/perversion:
>Hana 11/10
>Laki 8/10
>Valerie 6/10
>Jane 4/10
>Keira 2/10 (She was a 1 when she first started)


So Hana probably has a larger bust then chicken-chan if only slightly.
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>>1291227
Yeah, i feel like Herb looks like Dio the least cause other than this pic >>1290934 Dio isn't particularly cute. And most people describe Herb as a cute guy.
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>>1290735
More Laki pics
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>>1291270
I think the Dio mostly came from him being a sharp dressed blond guy who was on the younger side.
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>>1291255
I wonder if we could get something like Pearl Jam?
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>>1291376
Pearl Jam sounds like a gross condiment
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>>1291437
http://jojo.wikia.com/wiki/Pearl_Jam
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>>1291589
Man, JoJo's freaking weird.
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Something just occurred to me. Kat could increase a Pokemon's power via empathy, and Herb can heal them. Both powers that Yellow had in the Pokemon Adventures manga. If the trend continues, we'll be playing a psychic next.
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>>1291687
>Kat could increase a Pokemon's power via empathy
>Empathy: the ability to understand and share the feelings of another.
>Increase power

Excuse me?
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>>1291711
Mega evolution.
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>>1291711
Mega Evolution requires a bond in Gobble-verse instead of just rocks.
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>>1291714
Then why didn't he just say Mega Evolution?

>>1291717
That's pretty much implied in-canon too, the stones just facilitate it
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>>1291722
Yellow doesn't Mega Evolve stuff because Mega Evolution didn't exist back when she did stuff like that. Kat and Yellow both do basically the same thing, but Kat ends up with a Mega while Yellow's Pokemon temporarily gain 50 level-ups. Which, now I think about it, is actually much better.
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>>1291738
>gain 50 level-ups.
I forgot how... shonen... things get in manga
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>>1291738
>Yellow's Pokemon temporarily gain 50 level-ups
Shiiiiiiiiiiet.
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>>1291773
Fun Fact: Dragonball Z's Super Saiyan power boost is x50

Funny, ain't it?
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I feel like this thread has been far more active during the week than it usually is. Am I imagining things?
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>>1291813
Nah, we are nearing 1k. I think we just had a fair amount of character stuff to talk about as Truth or Dare is giving us lots of character growth in one burst.
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>>1291813
Spring break? The conversation on other quests was a lot of activity at once.
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>>1291827
>Actually having Spring Break in Spring
All the schools I've seen had it over the past 2 weeks
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>>1291270
We voted for herb to be average.
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>>1292008
Oh yeah, I think people call him cute for how he acts.
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>>1292011
A shame. I wanted him to be cute. Being average looking or less is just a disadvantage.
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>>1290735
I think the orange comment about Keira was about her breasts. Herb said that the oranges are in season/ripe when he was sleep fondling her
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>>1292021
Keira has the smallest bust out of the girls but she is still very feminine.
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>>1292008
>>1292015
Herb is cute because he is fashionable. Regardless of his natural attributes he always looks good. Besides while not a pretty boy he still comes off as handsome and cute due to style and demeanor.
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>>1292066
the islanders are very generous in the boob department, considering the smallest girl has a B/C cup

I'm sure there's some lore reason for this, and not because 4chan likes boobies

I also just realized that Herb has a greater understanding of cup sizes than Keira. I still have no idea how they work, despite it having been explained by my gf
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>>1292105
you... don't know how boobs work?
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http://pastebin.com/KU1DmWjh

[I only have the Herb/Hana part done. The Laki/Val one isn't finished, but I decided to just split them up so there's no more wait time. I should have it tomorrow, then a thread Thursday.

As always, any corrections, advice, or criticisms are welcome and appreciated]
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>>1292111
I've been waiting for this!

Thanks Gobble
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>>1292110
there are numbers and letters involved.

am I supposed to take the integral, or factor?
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>>1292111
>It’s like Kat told you, you are who you choose to be.

This explains alot and raises so many more questions
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>>1292111
Praise be to the Great and Mighty Gob, bringer of lewds!
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>>1292111
Thanks, Gobble! I've been looking forward to this bin!
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>>1292111
>Or what if they ask how far you’ve gone, and you’d ruin the mood by talking about when had nobody and were being...taken advantage of?
Wow, that was a lot heavier than I was expecting.
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>>1292111
>you’d ruin the mood by talking about when had nobody and were being

I assume it was supposed to be
>when you had

More critique after I get home from work tomorrow.
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>>1292111
>It’s like Kat told you, you are who you choose to be.

Oh me oh my
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>>1292111
Hana's really been shuffled around, hasn't she? From her parents, to the hospital, to Kat's orphanage, to "having nobody", (unless that was in the hospital) to her aunt and uncle. I'm curious as to why she didn't go straight from the hospital to her aunt and uncle though.
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>>1292130
[Yeah. I wanted to get that out there without making it into a huge thing.

I've always felt that sort of backstory is shorthand for "I can't make anything interesting and I'm a huge hack" in 95% of cases, but I thought it worked for Hana. She's had a hard life, and that's just another small part of it.

Her ultimate tragedy isn't that life sucks, it's that she defines herself by her choices and has no idea what she wants to do in her life. She only knows that she desperately wants to do something. Right now that's just living and experiencing things, but she knows that's only going to go so far. The line between that and blind hedonism is blurry.

Hana, if she weren't grounded the way she is, would probably be a supervillian. She's pessimistic enough to expect life to bury you in crap, but optimistic enough to believe that people can carve happiness out of it with their own two hands despite that.

I think that contrasts with Laki, who was so idealistic and driven that she could never live up to any of it, and her whole worldview came crumbling down under the pressure, leaving her jaded and bitter.

Valerie is another contrast. She sees herself as exactly defined by her circumstances, and sometimes thinks that's all there is to her. She's scared to test that and find out, so she always falls back to what's comfortable and familiar.]
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>>1292111
Great lewds, Gobble. Really emotionally packed too, I wasn't expecting that so much.

I kind of want to stick to Hana now just to make her happy.
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>>1292202
Damn gobble, that's deep, I didn't expect that after reading smut...

I'm so glad I read this quest, also this thread needs to be archived.
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>>1292204
anon that's the worst kind of reason to pick a waifu, they all have something like that. Hana's tragedy is just a bit more frontloaded
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>>1292111
Good shit, Gobble.

You manage to pack in a lot of character insight and emotion into 2,700 words. It's pretty humbling.
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>>1292204
>>1292205
>>1292218

Everyone should know by now tat Gobbles' smut is 60% character development by weight
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>>1292205
>>1292218
[Thanks! Archiving now.]

>>1292164
[Fixed!]
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>>1292224
it's still impressive every time. I don't know how she does it, but we have a hell of a QM
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>>1292202
Being sexually assaulted but not being broken up about it is something Herb and Hana can find common ground in, I suppose.

This is good stuff Gobble.

I'm going to take a stab and say Herb's tragedy is that he's never going to be able to be everything for everyone who is important to him. He's got a lot of love to give, but only so much energy and time.
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>>1292250
Oh, also, line 25 has only closing quotations, line 140 should say "hand and" instead of "and and", line 186 I recommend "that dopey" instead of "the dopey", line 188 "pressure" should be "pressured", and maybe this was implied by the "your mind is hazing over", but Hana never says "nothing to be sorry about" after "s-seven minutes" like she does in the thread.
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>>1292255
The Herb Bowl is able to feed armies, do not doubt the bounty he can provide. LakiXHerbXHana dream team.
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>>1292327
I really want to know Laki's thoughts on Hana's many frequent, interestingly timed nosebleeds and fidgeting, and now this happening.

Those two have had little time to interact on screen.
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>>1292327
I think you mean HerbXKeiraXHanaXJaneXValXLaki
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>>1292331
This would also do, and the look on John's Dad's face would be Capital P Priceless.
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>no Polu

O-okay.
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>>1292336
his sister's response would be good too
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>>1292340
He's already taken! You wouldn't want to ruin a poor young couple's love now would you?
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>>1292340
Polu already has a waifu

if they want to join the harem, it's up to them
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>>1292346
>He's already taken!
Lies. He's interested in some gal who lives in a stinky gym. It's never been called reciprocal or ongoing.

>>1292349
Still plenty of time to make our move and collect him in the harem.
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>>1292331
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>>1292358
we already have five women to pay for. Even if Worryseed coffee takes off and Val doesn't get disinherited for joining a harem, that's a lot of mouths to feed

we're gonna need a bigger yatch and more Mr.Mimes if we let the harem get too big
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>>1292406
no Mr. Mimes, we can get some Gardevoirs as maids
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>>1292418
No gardevoirs, More Munchlax's in little butler suits.
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>>1292424
I'm sure we could feed like ten Gardevoirs instead of a single Munchlax. They are more economical.
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>>1292418
delet this
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>>1292444
Please do not bully my Gardevoirs
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>>1292669
man that really calm minds my lunatones
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>>1292119
the number is the size of the chest (like waste size, but for the ribcage), the letter is how big the boob sticking out of said chest is

>>1291273
>>1291214
I always imagined Laki as looking quite similar to avatar korra
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>>1292111
I can't fap to this. But the boner in my heart is diamonds.
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>>1292418
>>1292424
>>1292669
This is a safe place. We don't talk about the G word and Pokephilia here.
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Impressed we reached the bump limit with just 1 update, looking forward to more sleepover & yacht shenanigans tommorrow, not sure if the truth or dare will go on much longer (although we've not been asked by everybody yet & haven't asked everybody, & there's so much to still ask) I'm looking forward to drunk movie shenanigans (Hopefully it's scary & the boat ghost appears), & the morning hangover , aswell as whatever else gobble has in store for us, this quest is by far the best
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I'll leave this here
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>>1293061
Like this thread needs more post... Rolling
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>>1293061
rolling I guess
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>>1292111
THIS, is nice.

>>1293061
I'll have a go, will be a new threat anyway.
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>>1293061
So that my roll may be true, i offer my finest waifu
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Rolled 71805 (1d100000)

>>1293061
Rolling
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>>1293061
pls be thirteen pls be thirteen.
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Rolled 76 (1d100)

>>1293061
02,10,12,16,20,22,41,37,42,43,60,58,57,65,66,67,71,77,79,89,82,90,91,93 get
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>>1293327
So close
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>>1293061
54 pls
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>>1293343
i'm okay with this
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>>1293061
Oh, go on then.
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Rolled 58069 (1d100000)

>>1293061
actually rolling dice might be a better idea than going by post number just because /qst/ is so slow.
it goes up to quints, so roll a d100000
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Rolled 85462 (1d100000)

>>1293061
>>1293545
actually using dice this time.
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Rolled 70807 (1d100000)

>>1293061
fine fine
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>>1293545
lucky
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>>1293555
According to this, I should write some smut.

>>1293577
Sir that is a nice number.
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Rolled 12496 (1d100000)

>>1293061
number remains the same, come on 13
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>>1293734
How long has the "dating a magma grunt" guy been gone for now? I really liked those.
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>>1293811
He should be back soon, I think his required military time is almost up.
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Rolled 5132 (1d10000)

>>1293061
Okay.
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Rolled 89709 (1d100000)

>>1293061
I have no idea who most of these people are.

Let's figure out who I'm about to learn more about.
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>>1294221
>>1293061
So depending on whether I take my post or my roll, I end up with either Gardevoir or Fennel.

Gardevoirs were banned earlier in the thread, so I guess I get a professor. Not bad.
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>>1294286
If you want to be technical it was Pokefucking in the quest that was banned, and simply a touchy subject otherwise.
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Rolled 51 (1d100)

>>1293061
rolling
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>>1294357
Elesa, I'm okay with this.
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>>1293061
Transform and Roll Out
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[Once again, I am a filthy liar. The second part of the lewdbin isn't done. It's getting there, but I need to sleep. Sorry guys. I appreciate your patience with my constantly poor time judgements.]
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>>1295344
Thanks for the update Gobble! Take your time, can't wait to have more FEELINGS before the next live session.
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>>1295344
No worries, Gobble. Thanks for working so hard on the bin! Have a good night!
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So... I've been obsessing over Hana's character. With most people/characters, I understand them by comparing my own experiences, but with Hana, I seem to be falling short for a lot of them.

I was in an SLD program as a young kid, but I've never been physically disabled, or struggled with it much. I've experienced loss, but not a parent and never sudden. I've always had somewhere to go home to. I was never abused in any way as a child. I've always been pretty healthy. Being Hana is suffering, and even for all my complaining, being pizzanon really isn't.

So I kept on thinking about it and the part of Hana that's important to her -defining yourself by your choices, but being aimless- is something I can relate to. So I thought a bit about what aims we, as Herb, may eventually suggest.

1. Water gym leader: we've discussed Hana's pirate/devilfruit issue before, and the suggestion I liked most was aquatic prosthetics.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=F9jCsbii5rs
Combined with the oxygen scrubbers seen in cerulean gym, Hana could be basically an aquatic life form of she's willing to be seen disarmed.

2. Sex therapist: Hana's pretty grounded, and I can see Herb encouraging her to help people. If she's willing to seek out the certifications and join a practice, she could become a sex surrogate.
http://www.surrogatetherapy.org/what-is-surrogate-partner-therapy/

3. White glove: if she's more inclined for charity work, there's an organization which gives handjobs to the paralyzed.
http://www.whitehands.jp/e1.html

4. Prostitution: While illegal and n many places, sex work is also normal in a lot of places. Assuming it's not illegal in Loanah, there's nothing wrong with two consenting adults doing something they love together.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=fMycRBIXTWk

Of course, none of these are things we'd know to suggest unless we got to know Hana better.
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>>1295344
Also, gobble, I never got a [Fixed!] from here >>1292324.

Can I have one pretty please?
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>>1295426
Dude what the actual fuck
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>>1295466
That's fair.
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>>1295426
>>1295466
But really, what the fuck. She has a dirty mind, doesn't mean she wants to be a sex worker.
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>>1295472
She probably doesn't, but there are options if she does. I'm gunning for Gym leader myself. That's why I put it at #1.
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>>1295344
you should try pulling the star trek engineer trick, always overestimate how long things will take by like double and then if you're on time everyone is happy and if you're early you're a miracle worker.
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>>1295426
oh pizzaanon, you continue to be exceptionally crazy and I love it. You do not just suggest people become sex workers; ever. It's just not done. I mean I am fairly crazy too so I get where you're coming from but you don't actually do it in pretty much any situation ever; it's something you think to yourself but never actually do.
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>>1295545
Oh, ok. I'll try to remember that. Thanks for looking out for me, it helps.
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>>1295549
happy to help, I am a bit obsessed with Hana too at the moment; she's winning the hell out of the waifu war. I think I would actually be upset if she lost, which is odd because until recently the war was about a dead heat for me.
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>>1295426
What the actual fuck?

Just because she has a sizable power level doesn't mean she wants something so personal to be part of her public persona. There's a massive difference between liking kinky shit behind closed doors and being willing to make that your career. Even suggesting it would burn Hana's friendship with Herb to the ground.
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>>1295579
dude just got carried away anon, it happens.
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>>1295426
>>1295579
The suggestion to have her follow her Water Gym Leader dream was a good suggestion. Technology should get there some day.
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>>1295559
Once I thought about it for a bit, I found I liked Keira the best. She wears her emotions on her sleeve, and cared enough about us to admit to molesting us. Even though she could have gotten away with it easily, and thought we'd hate her, she did what she thought was right instead of easy. We can help our friends work through their emotional baggage without waifuing them, so that appeal doesn't factor in. She's always looking for how to be respectful of others. Laki and Hana are in second, because they've just got good chemistry with Herb.

>>1295579
I just thought "Hey, Loanah's got pretty lax attitudes on sex. That nice prostitute we met earlier seemed happy enough. Hana likes sex a lot. Maybe when she's an adult she'd like one of the several options I know of for sex work!" Obviously I did not consider some other perspectives.

Although I am kind of proud of thinking of "sex therapist."
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>>1295600
>Although I am kind of proud of thinking of "sex therapist."
the problem with that would be that she has a lot of her own sex problems to work out, let alone being able to help others. Not that it wouldn't be possible but that is a long LONG ways away, like post game long.
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>>1295613
It seemed to me like Hana is on the path to sorting those issues out. I'm sort of expecting her to try to score with Laki next. I do understand that it won't be quick, but, and maybe I'm off base, I can see a sex therapy certification being something she sets her sights on around the end of the quest.
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>>1295635
I don't think Hana's expressed any interest in Laki. She's been jealous of Laki for being confident and hot, because she doesn't see herself as attractive. Sure Hana is lewd, but I think she'll try to date Herb rather than go for any of the main cast.

>>1295600
You have good taste in waifus pizzanon
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Rolled 32534 (1d100000)

>>1293061
I know I'm kinda... late-ish. But I have to know.
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>>1296134
>she doesn't see herself as attractive.
This should be starting to fade a little after getting a taste of best salad, right?
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>>1295344
I need to know the name of that prostitute, for reasons.
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>>1296238
Trixie Turner?
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>>1296233
Yeah, the ending of her lewdbin suggests that. Hope we can foster it, even if she doesn't win the Herbowl/isn't the only winner
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>>1293061
>Gobble leaves
>We resort to rolling for waifus
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>>1295426
>Hey Hana! We did lewd things once!
>Here are a list of careers of sex workers
>Or you know you could become some semi-aquatic freak

I'm sure she'll perk right up. Being thought of as a sex toy rather than a person.
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>>1295426
Prostitution & sex work would only be on the table if we DIDN'T help hana with her self esteem, but if we didn't help her with her self esteem, which is body related, why would she be comfortable doing things like that?

Water gym yes, help disabled, yes, wanking them off? I doubt it unless the lewd sex thing is naturally her libido rather than her years of isolation & craving physical & emotional intimacy
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>>1296829
I'm not so tactless that I think we should bring it up anytime soon. If she's comfortable with sex, and finds that she really does love it, she has options for doing what she loves in life.

>>1296836
Hana certainly believes it to be a natural part of her, rather than damage.
>Or even worse. If someone finds out what a pervert you are, they’ll assume it was because of something like that. But it’s not. You’re a pervert because that’s just what you like. You’re not just the circumstances of your life. It’s like Kat told you, you are who you choose to be.

I don't know. I'm starting to feel like maybe I don't quite have my finger on the pulse of polite society.
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>>1296877
it happens, especially on the internet. Knowing is enough you don't really have to understand if you don't want to.
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All this lewd stuff is avoided the main issue. We need to make Hana a better costume so she can be the hero Loanah deserves. I mean fuck, her nam is even in the region name backwards.
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>>1296930
I doubt very many people have artificial limbs in the region, I could see everyone knowing her secret identity but just pretending they don't because they find the superhero shtick cute as hell.

>Hana: "Mechanical girl is a menace, there is no room for vigilantism on our islands" while it is just blatantly fucking obvious that it's her.
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>>1296989
I mean a good costume would hide it being her. But isn't it funny how Jane and MechaGirl are never in the same room? Makes yah think
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>>1296877
It's not about polite society & I'm not saying that there's something wrong with her being a horny, but that she isn't damaged/desperate enough to get into selling her body, and even the lesser sex related things, she doesn't have the self confidence in her body to do it. Herb is the first boy to really show her kindness and interest & she spagetti'd everywhere because of it. The way she acts at the moment implies she craves INTIMACY because she feels that considering her situation it'll always be tantalizingly out of reach, because she's "horrific" & "scarred" & "damaged" & "boring" therefore nobody could ever be interested in her for any other reason, & even then sex is a stretch, she's had no friends, family, was raised in an orphanage by kat, and according to the lewdbin, was pretty much raped in hospital, sex is her ONLY means of expressing herself and all she's got to give to somebody else, she wouldn't just give it out in the future UNLESS she never views herself as worth anything. Plus on top of all that, while yes hornyness is part of everybody, they're in puberty, so horn & lewdness is already through the roof, yet alone for 1 with so little self esteem & so long isolated & lonely.
I hope she becomes close to her friends, becomes a strong trainer who succeeds from her own skill, becomes a superhero for a short period or atleast a mascot for children in hospital, beats Laki in an arm wrestle, feels pretty with help from val, learns takes pride in and love herself, fulfils her dream as a watergym leader and end up with a nice boy (or girl) who loves her
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>>1297002
>ONLY means of making herself feel good*
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>>1296877
>>1297002
yeah that is pretty much the opinion of "polite society" as you put it, but gray anon there's viewpoint isn't the only one. There is an opposing view of putting all of a characters traits into use, that as opposed to experiencing something like you do that we are building something and while I may not agree that it is the right way to go about it I will be damned if I see somebody put down for having fun the wrong way.
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>>1297002
I think my disconnect here is that I'm seeing legal sex work as a respectable and fulfilling career path that would require confidence building.

Turns out that's not a commonly held belief. You learn something new every day, I guess.

As far as what we should do in the immediate term, I would like to cheerlead for her as she takes on the poison gym.
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>>1297019
Cheerlead for everyone, we can make a routine and everything.
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>>1297023
RA RA BREE!
Kick 'em in the knee!
RA RA BRASS!
Kick 'em in the OTHER KNEE!
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>>1297019
I'd like to see all the gang help Hana prepare for the gym with sparing & tactics etc etc, then cheer her to victory
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>>1297029
That's rude, we should just cheer for them to be good.

>>1297038
Form a gang that all works together to take down the next gym.
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>>1295437
[Fixed!]

>>1295536
[That's good advice. I used to do that at work, but I get overeager quest related stuff.


Thread soon. Gimme a bit to get settled in.]
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>>1297101
>>1297101
>>1297101




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