>>1271186
>[] Cause some trouble for some fun
[] Check out that fight club with a friend or two

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1271186
>[] See if Rowen knowns where any trouble is
>[] Wander around in the woods, hoping there's something happening in it 1d20+shard of fate

Evening HM.

>>1271186
>[] Check out that fight club with a friend or two
never hurts to have a hobby.

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1271186
>[] See if Rowen knowns where any trouble is
>[] Wander around in the woods, hoping there's something happening in it 1d20+shard of fate

I made it to HM's Thread yay

>>1271186
>[] Check out that fight club with a friend or two

Rolled 18 (1d20)

>>1271186
[] See if Rowen knowns where any trouble is
[] Check out that fight club with a friend or two
[] Wander around in the woods, hoping there's something happening in it 1d20+shard of fate

WAIT, WAIT! I bolt upright, grinning as I remember there's a legit fight club somewhere in the city, pretty close to Carla's little hangout actually now that I think about it! That's exactly what I've been looking for! Nearly forgot about it actually, well that's something I can do, beat the hell out of other monster girls and maybe a few people like the old me with the balls to fight a girl who can crush a car with her bare hands like yours truly.

Standing up, I reach for my phone in my back pocket and nearly run into rowen.

"Oh didn't see you there" I Say dully as she glances up at me and frowns

"Do you ever watch where you're going?" She sighs, pushing her glasses up, watching my tail wearily "And what are you so happy about? did someone piss you off or something?"

"Oh no, I'd be smoking if I was mad...literally" I chuckle, making the little squirrel girl smirk

"Well you don't really get mad when someone gives you and excuse to fight" She says calmly as I shrug and smile "Also speaking of smoking, I heard something that might interest you"

"Hmmm?" I ask, leaning closer to her as she grins and cackles


"Well" She says, adjusting her glasses
"Apparently there's a dragon girl looking to try and make you subordinate to her and....well not sure who but...someone WHO ISN'T ME told her where to find you but...well, I managed to make her think you were living in the woods"

I frown and stare down at her, but before I can ask what the fuck she giggles

"Hey, I didn't lie, I just said you live under a tree"She says with the biggest shit eating grin I've ever seen "Which is true, since Yvvy does treat you like a stuffed animal from what I've...:

I narrow my eyes

"Shutting up now" she says quickly "And don't tell yvette I said any of this ehehe"

What do I do?
[] Torment rowen for awhile
[] Laugh, and say that's a good one
[] Bluster and try to claim that its the other way around
[] Head out to find this dragon girl
[] just go to the fight club
[] ask her why she's telling me this, and why she helped me
[] write in

srry for the wait

>>1271320
>[] Laugh, and say that's a good one
>[] ask her why she's telling me this, and why she helped me
>[] just go to the fight club
>[]Bring Rowen along
I think we'll pass on the dragon today...

And its better to bring Rowen with us, lest Yvette learn where we are...

>>1271320
>[] Laugh, and say that's a good one
>[] Head out to find this dragon girl
>[] just go to the fight club
>[] ask her why she's telling me this, and why she helped me
>ask what she knows about the fight club.

>>1271320
>[] Bluster and try to claim that its the other way around
>[] (playfully) Torment rowen for awhile
>[] Laugh, and say that's a good one
>[] ask her why she's telling me this, and why she helped me
>[] Head out to find this dragon girl

>>1271320
>[] Laugh, and say that's a good one
>[] ask her why she's telling me this, and why she helped me
>[] just go to the fight club
>[]Bring Rowen along
Huh, is it just me or are you earlier than usual today?

>>1271320
>>1271335
adding
>[] (playfully) Torment rowen for awhile

>>1271335
Nah, Sunday was the outlier...unless you don't take part in Daylight Savings.

>>1271320
>[] Torment rowen for awhile
>[] Head out to find this dragon girl

>>1271352
Ah no, we have it just later than the U.S. Completly forgot its going to be so soon.

I glare down at her, leaning over her with my hands in my pockets as she tries to look me in the eyes, not showing an ounce of fear that's more than just passing nervousness. I grin, showing off my fangs as I lean back, laughing as I lean my head back to, cackling as I slump forward and still giggle as Rowen looks like I just grew a second head or something.

"Alright that was a good one, Rowen" I laugh as she nods, still looking a bit lost that I'm not mad at her "Actually kind of funny, oh man imagine the look on her face if she figured out what you actually meant, jesus"

"Yeah I...I'm just surprised you aren't offended on Yvvy's behalf" Rowen says, frowning like she's disappointed in me

"Eh, she'd probably laugh to, the only thing that upsets me is you think I'm so easy we'd be at that point yet" I say, smirking as her face turns as red as her hair and fur "Ah what? I thought you'd know with how much you spy on us, or are you trying to tell me something?....You freak"

"No I didn't mean it like that I just" She begins to say as I laugh and shake my head, patting her on the shoulder

"Hey, girl calm down, I'm just messing with you, I know you aren't that kind of pervert" I say flicking her nose as I stand up and walk away from her "Yet"

"Just shut up" She groans, shaking her head

"Ehehe, so why did you tell me this and not just tell the girl where I actually was?" I ask glancing back at her as she blushes and smiles

"because, Yvette could've gotten hurt and...besides you like stuff like this right, beating people to a pulp, I just thought you'd enjoy it" She says walking away from me "and keep her from doing anything to OUR friend"

"Sure" I say, I think she's starting to warm up to me "Also, find the girl and tell her to meat me at that fighting club would ya?"

"EH?" She asks glancing back at me "Wait, why there"


"I want to have some fun" I say, grinning wickedly as I glance back at her

Who do I bring with me
[] Jessie
[] Yvette
[] Rowen
[] Carla
[] Pamela
[] Annie
[] write in

>>1271432
>[] Jessie

>>1271432
>[] Jessie
>[] Rowen
>[] Carla

>>1271432
>[] Rowen
>[] Carla


More for the awkward stares than anything else.

>>1271432
>[] Jessie

>>1271432
>[] Jessie
and since she's going to be bringing the other dragon girl there might as well let
>[] Rowen
come along as well. Hell she could probably even wright a story on the club and it's fights if she wants as long as she doesn't try and destroy lives and business with her articles.

"Also meet me there, I have a feeling there'll be a scoop tonight for ya" I say happily, smirking as she nods and begins to walk away

"You're crazy" She mummers under her breath, but I don't care, it doesn't matter. I just walk towards the gate leading out of the inn, and to the bridge heading back to the city itself.

Yeah, I'm pretty sure Jessie would love to be there as well, she likes a fight as much as I do, even if she tries to deny it. I know, she wouldn't have fought me so much if she didn't. I mean sure, her hating seeing others being bullied, teased and hurt was a pretty big factor in it but...I know.

"Oh? May?" Jessie says happily "Need something"

"Yeah actually you" I say calmly as I walk down the shaded bridge, hearing the water rush under my feet

"What?' She asks bluntly as I laugh

"I mean, do you want to go a fight club with me and bust some skulls" I ask cheerfully as she sighs heavily

"I'm going to regret this but...sure" She says, chuckling "Not like its anything bad, since they knew they were getting into and someone needs to watch you"

"Great, Rowen is coming as well" I say, Jessie gasps and groans

"Whhhhhhy?" she asks, I shrug and grin

"Oh, I just though she could make a story out of it" I say happily "Besides, it might make her a little nicer to be around"

"it won't" Jessie sighs "but I can't really stop her can I?"

"Nope" I say flatly "well see you there, bye"

"see ya" Jessie says still sounding a bit sour as I hang up on her and sigh, putting my phone back into my pocket

"Haaaa, this is going to be fun' I say with a evil smirk, as i stuff my hands in my pockets and walk down the road leading to the city
-

The club is in an alleyway covered in graffiti, a few fishbones are loitering outside it, smoking next to a red skinned girl with a single black horn on her head. I see a normal couple walk inside, flashing the bouncer a small card wearing medical masks over their faces, with hand sanitizer hanging from their sides.

The girl winces as a harpy flies over them, and the man hugs her close as one of the fishbones tries to look intimidating.

They stop as soon as Jessie snorts and crosses her arms.

The bouncer looks up at me as she ussers into the two normal people inside.

"Ah, guessing both of you are here for the fight?' She ask with an unusually soft voice "Or to fight?"

What do I do?
[] sign up for the fight
[] sign up to fight with jessie
[] Ask if any other dragons signed up
[] mess with the kitties
[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?
[] See if there's any...special fights I can join
[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two
[] write in

>>1271524
>[] Ask if any other dragons signed up
>[] mess with the kitties
>[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two

>>1271524
[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two
[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?
[] Ask if any other dragons signed up

>>1271524
>[] Ask if any other dragons signed up
>[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?
>[] See if there's any...special fights I can join
>[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two
ask about the rules of this place both as a fighter and a spectator

>>1271524
>[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two
>[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?
>[] Ask if any other dragons signed up

>>1271524
>[] Ask if any other dragons signed up
>[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?

>>1271524
>[] Ask if any other dragons signed up
>[] mess with the kitties
>[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?
>[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two

>>1271524

"We are here to fight."

Certain Cerberus girl is the current day champion.

>>1271551
>[] Ask if any other dragons signed up
>[] mess with the kitties
>[] Oh, so I'm guessing this is a tourist hotspot then?
>[]Shrug and say I'll sign up after a fight or two

Changed vote to this one

"What do you think?" Jessie says crossing her arms and looking down at the muscley girl, who nods

"Name?' She asks calmly "heavy weight bracket"

"Jessie Bell" She says happily "And I guess, I am a pretty big girl after all"

"And the deathclaw?" the girl asks with a yawn, rubbing her eyes with the hand she's holding her pen in

"Did any other dragon girls sign up?" I ask curiously, leaning against the doorway

"Several" She says calmly "I could set you up against one if you wish"

"Eh, I'll join after a match or two, just put my name down as May Mcnarren" I say grinning as Jessie shoots me a dirty look

"I thought we were going to fight together" She asks sounding a bit hurt

"Never said I would, and I'm going to join you, just need some time to get a feel for the place' I say happily

"Errgh fine" Jessie says rolling her eyes "I'll have all the fun to myself then, just be sure to cheer me on"

"I will, so this is some kind of tourist hotspot right?" I ask, smirking as the girl nods

"the normies like seeing monster girls fight, guess a few find it hot and...well others try and prove human superiority and" She says dully before she chuckles "Ever see a man get bent into a pretzel"

"No, but they're probably pussies cause I fought monster girls when I was normal and I came out just fine" I snort as I walk past her, and she pushes me to the left

"Spectators sit over there, we'll call you out when your match is up" She says bluntly "Enjoy, also try not to hurt any of the tourists, they're a bit....squirrely"
-

What do I do/
[] find rowen and sit next to her and chat over the fights
[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
[] Find some normal people and sit next to the one most scared of me *bully*
[] Get some snacks and watch the fights
[] place a couple of bets
[] try and spot the dragon girl after me in the crowds 1d20+guile
[] write in

Rolled 58 (1d100)

>>1271603
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
>[] place a couple of bets

Rolled 20 (1d100)

>>1271603
>[] find rowen and sit next to her and chat over the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights

Rolled 38 (1d100)

>>1271603
>[] find rowen and sit next to her and chat over the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100

Rolled 55 (1d100)

>>1271603
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
>[] place a couple of bets

Rolled 87 (1d100)

>>1271603
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
>[] place a couple of bets
>[] find rowen and sit next to her and chat over the fights
>[] try and spot the dragon girl after me in the crowds 1d20+guile
A hunting we will go!

Rolled 6 (1d100)

>>1271603
>[] find rowen and sit next to her and chat over the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1271616
And for the dragon...

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1271603
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights
>[] try and spot the dragon girl after me in the crowds 1d20+guile

>>1271629
She's right behind us, isn't she?

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1271603
>[] find rowen and sit next to her and chat over the fights
>[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100
>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights
>[] try and spot the dragon girl after me in the crowds 1d20+guile
if we can't find the right dragon girl we could always ask Rowen to point her out to us. Then we can go and fight jess when we're done with that.

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>>1271635
no she's in front of us

>>1271603

Omake: Bad Luck

"Fuck she is here, thankfully I didn't place any bets." A dog girl says sounding depressed.

"Yeah even if she doesn't do it on purpose, Black cat tends to jinx stuff like bets." A girl that looked perfectly human said.

"Yeah but is usually minor stuff. When she wants to give people bad luck... oh that's a dozzy!" A flaming Harpy, the Phoenix said. "Heck I did die two times that day just by being near her. Or I would have if I wasn't ya know, immortal?"

"Hey that reminds me, how the hell did the Phoenix die so it could be reborn as a monster girl anyway?" The dog girl asked

"Oh... well, someone smashed me when I was an egg, I think? So I got reborn anyway but... I was a human girl? What the fuck? I think it might have been a curse or something."

"Oh, Cerberus is on a winning streak today! And she even got all her ears with headphones so they don't cheat with harp music to make her fall asleep." The so called normal girl said then changed into a huge werewolf girl... thankfully her clothes grew with her. "Think she might-"

"Nope she and Boots are back together again." The dog girl said. "Of all the legendary dogs I could be, I just end being the lame loyal one..."

The werewolf then hugged her "Cute puppy!"

"Get a room already you two!" The Phoenix said laughing.

"Oh good idea bird!" The werewolf then dragged the dog girl to a private room, and the dog girl let her.

"Loyal one indeed... such a bad luck..."

AN: The dog girl is the loyal dog Argos. The Phoenix is of course the Phoenix and the werewolf girl is just a werewolf girl. When it comes to nameless legends is hard as fuck to see if one is a legend or not when is something widespread. I mean the oldest reference I found to werewolfes is from the 17th century and they were sometimes called two legged wolves. The second Robinson Crusoe book references them as if they really existed.

>>1271629
So long as no one else vote for finding the dragon, this won't count right? It's way out of range.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1271603

[] Cheer on Jessie 1d100

>>1271644
If it does, I am okay with it. The idea that she is in front of or behind us is hilarious.

>>1271644
Its not out of range, but it might have come too late.

>>1271603

>[] Get some snacks and watch the fights

"Jess, give them marshmallow hell!"

>>1271644
I think that crits still count even if they don't win but it's becomes more of a gag then anything that actually means something important. Like if we rolled a 20 instead but still didn't have enough votes for us to look for her she'd probably have screamed out a challenge from somewhere in the crowd right when Rowen was about to tell us when to find her or something.

>>1271642
What about a Trojan Horsegirl that is literally two guys in a wooden horse girl costume trying to sneak into the Legend club and see what the fuss is about?

>>1271642
>"Oh, Cerberus is on a winning streak today! And she even got all her ears with headphones so they don't cheat with harp music
Nice touch. Good one anon.

This place is built like a football arena, except smaller and well...entirely indoors, but its also like a night club and a crappy diner as well, but hey the food here smells good, and its nice a cheap, besides chicken wings, pizza and hotdogs can't really be bad can they? And neither can nachos. The seats are made of torn up red leather, and the larger ones are up at the top so the bigger and larger girls don't get in the way of people's view on the fight. But somehow I've still haven't found Rowen.

I sigh, and take a bite of delicious, cheesy and cardboard tasting pizza as I look around and see a bright bushy tail a row down. I smirk, and rush down the stairs and past people's legs trying not to slam into them as I rush to the fluffy tail I saw.

Rowen turns to me, with her video camera in her eyes. she lowers it as she notices the mountain off food I'm carrying with me

"...wow" She says, looking impressed as I set all of my snacks down around her, finishing off my pizza with a great chomp "I thought you were going to fight, may, not eat everything on the menu here"

"Hey, I'm a growing girl, shudup" I say through a mouthful of coke and chips "Besides, I want to see a few matches before I fight"

"Oh right, should've guessed" She says calmly "I mean I thought you'd want to...you know bust some heads"

"Eh, I want to have some food in me before I do, and...well if that dragon who's looking for me gets in the ring before me I can" I say as Rowen giggles "What's so funny"

"Just look in front of you" She says giggles as I glance foreward and see a blond girl with curling white horns and fiery red scales covering her arms, hands and parts of her face, wearing a fancy looking coat that wouldn't be out of place in a fancy ball

"Ah" I say calmly as she smiles, smoke curling out of her lips

cont

>>1271655

That's completely fake!

And they got cursed to be a two headed chimera centaur girl for the trouble. One ended as a snake head and being a tail, the other as a lion girl head and being the main head, and the rest as a centaress because otherwise is doesn't fit the theme.

Puck was very happy that day, she even got to make the curse almost permanent because thise two break tons of rules to get inside. They even used the harp trick on Cerberus.

>>1271654
Well, the way I see it now we're going to wind up sitting right next to some crazy chick who wants to "subjugate" us. Not a great place to be in.

>>1271664
Oh god dammit she's rich. Now we REALLY have to break her.

>>1271667

And who is wearing a dominatrix outfit. Subjugate us indeed.

>>1271666
I thought they'd kick the guys out and subject the costume to weekend at Bernie's level shenanigans.

>>1271676

They messed up with Cerberus and Puck got them first.

I mean the girl really can't help herself and these guys have her a valid excuse!

Still way better that if Black cat had got them.

>>1271664
She frowns as she notices I don't have any wings

"Are you even a dragon?" She asks teasingly as I glare at her, taking a bite out of a mustard drowned hot dog "Where are your wings, did someone rip them off of your back?"

"No, I don't have any" I say calmly "Nidhoggr"

"AH, that one, who lived in dirt right....ergh" She says shivering "You don't still do that right"

"No?" I say angrily as she smiles "Why would I?"

"I've seen weirder things" she says with a yawn "Well see you in the ring, wingless"

"Why are you such a" I begin to say before she glances back at me

"Because, You need to bow before me! I can't have another dragon running around like they own the place, need to show who's in charge, ya know!" She nearly shouts, cackling as her eyes narrow and turn sadistic "Besides honestly, from what I've heard you're rude, hard headed and bitchy, so...I just need to put you in place"

"....Well can't argue with that, but still, never going to "bow" to anyone" I say dully as she giggles

"Oh well then,I'll just have to break you" She says happily with a sadistic smile "Ehehe"

Bitch

"Don't see how you couldn't see her" Rowen says trying to casually sip her soda "I mean she was right in front of you

"And now, Jessie bell is entering the ring, a minotaruess who runs a dairy farm outside of our wonderful city with her family.

Someone chuckles next to me and I growl, shutting them up as some poor girl dressed in a bright red hoodie tries to scoot away from me in her seat.

I huff and lean over the chair, the rich bitch dragon smiling as jessie walks out into the wind.

"AND A FAN FAVORITE, CYNTHIA LEWIS, A WOLF GIRL VETERAN, Enters against"

"Oh? a bit close aren't you" The girl asks curiously as a black furred wolf girl walks out howling and barking, wearing chains around her wrists and collar, I ignore her.

"Hey newbie, I'ma turn you into a milkshake' she says teasingly, her voice a bit weak but cruel

"JESSIE BREAK HER BACK!" I bellow at the top of my lungs, making Rowen jump as the dragon girl calmly eats her pop corn "RIP HER IN HALF, BREAK HER FACE, COME ON"


"Look, there's no reason to bad mouth eachother, lets just fight nice and fair, no need to insult each other and" Jessie says dully.

"OH SHUT UP ALREADY AND FIGHT YOU OVERSIZED COW!" the girl yells, trying to pounce on Jessie, her claws outstretch.

"OOoooh, bad idea" I laugh loudly as Jessie grabs the girl calmly and glares down at her, her eye twitching as she scowls

"Minotaur" She says coldly "Esss, not cow girl, I keep cows, but I AM NOT A COW!"

"MARSHMALLOW HELL, MARSHMALLOW HELL" I chant, as a man wearing a mask turns to me and sighs

"Dragon, please be" he says as I turn to him and growl, making him back into the arms of the lamia sitting next to him


"Sorry, he didn't mean it" She says quickly, looking scared for him as I turn back and see jessie giving Cynthia a bear hug as the poor wolf girl squirms and whines pitifully, her tail curled up between her

cont

>>1271693
legs as she tries and get out of Jessie's grip as she holds her to her chest in a back breaking hug. And she's using her height to her full advantage, as she's easily towering over the wolf girl, she just picked her up like a toy.

Boos echo in the stadium,but I drown them out with my cheering and powerful lungs. Jessie blushes and squeezes tighter, dropping the girl who's been smothered into unconsciousness.

"She's your friend?" the dragon girl asks "Usually dragons eat cows you know"

"Tch, prefer roots" I snort as she frowns "Like from trees:

"I know what roots are" She growls, barring her teeth "I'm not an idiot"

"THIS IS BULLSHIT' Some people begin to chant as Jessie stretches, and walks out of the ring casually

What do I do?
[] Ask the dragon girl her name, and who she used to be
[] Pick a fight with the red bitch
[]Torment the lamia for laughs
[] Get more snacks
[] Head into my first fight
[] Hug Rowen in my excitment
[] toss food at one of the people a few rows in front of me
[] yawn and close my eyes till my fight
[] ask what the dragon girl's problem is
[] write in

>>1271702
>[] toss food at one of the people a few rows in front of me
>[] yawn and close my eyes till my fight

>>1271702
>"Coulda fooled me"
[] Head into my first fight
>High five Jessie

>>1271702
>[] Hug Rowen in my excitment
>[] yawn and close my eyes till my fight
>[] ask what the dragon girl's problem is
>[] Ask the dragon girl her name, and who she used to be
Got to wait for Jess to be back so we can congratulate her.

>>1271705
>High Five Jessie
Adding this one.

>>1271702
>[X] Pick a fight with the red bitch.

>>1271702
>[] Hug Rowen in my excitment
>[] Ask the dragon girl her name, and who she used to be
>[] Head into my first fight

>>1271702
>[] Ask the dragon girl her name, and who she used to be
>[] Hug Rowen in my excitment
>[] ask what the dragon girl's problem is
>[] Get more snacks


If and only if she act's like the stuck up whore she is:

>pour out at least two sodas onto her head

It may be petty as hell, but it will be hilarious!

>>1271702

[] Ask the dragon girl her name, and who she used to be

"Really, is coping legends a thing in the ring? Because I suck at mythology but I think that wolf girl she was cosplaying as someone..."

Fenrir doesn't fight in the arena. She tends to really wants to eat anything she fights. And most fighters aren't Legends who can just tell her to fuck off.

>>1271716
>Spoiler
It kinda depends. Legends as we have seen don't have to act completely like their legend.

>>1271702
>[] Head into my first fight
>[] toss food at one of the people a few rows in front of me
tell her she did a great job and these fucks are just incompetent dipshits who wouldn't know a good fight if it beat the crap out of them.

>>1271702
>[] Head into my first fight

>>1271717

Fenrir was mentioned to be a bitch in the legends bar. And her main atribute is being a devourer, why risk eating another monster girl if she loses control during a fight?

Maybe she is a bich because of hungerand or want to eat everyone

>>1271734
Beware Fenrir! Bane of all you can eat buffets!

>>1271734
or maybe she's just a bitch because she's part female dog?

>>1271739

She is a bitch in most meanings of the word.

>>1271738

She is banned from all of them on the island. Hence why she always goes to the Legends Club, food there is free for Legends. Literally the only way she has not bankrupted the place is because magic.

"So, what's your name and who did you used to be?' I ask bluntly as the girl puffs her chest out and smirks....man, she's kind of tiny up "there" Maybe she's just jealous?

"Oh, glad you asked, I'm Daniel" She says happily "And well I am also Y Ddraig Goch"

I frown and tilt my head as she sighs and smiles like she's explaining something to a slow kid.

"The welsh dragon, I was in athurian legend" She says smugly as I frown a bit deeper

"Really?" I ask with a sigh as I lean back as she growls at me

"Hey, I actually fought another dragon and beat it, what did you do? gnaw on a tree?" She asks angrily, I narrow my eyes as a twinge of anger runs through my head....well she doesn't know about Yvette so...no reason to get mad at her about it

"I dunno, I just know that I've never heard of you" I say casually as her face turns red

"Well you have now, and I'll be happy to educate you, after you learn your place" She hisses, narrowing her golden eyes at me "I mean, I'm the symbol of an entire county!"

"Yeah, but that country is wales" I sneer, she just glares at me

"Tch, I'll teach you respect soon" She says happily, patting me on my head.

I move to slap her with my tail, but the bouncer from before comes up and taps me on my shoulder

"Yo, the boss says its your turn to fight" She says glancing up at the aquarium by the top of the club, with a beautiful harpy girl sitting on the edge of it, wearing sunglasses and a necklace microphone

"Ah" I say nodding as I stand up "Didn't know she was a harpy"

"Yeah, surprising isn't it? " the bouncer laughs "But she has a head for business and is...a really good announcer'

"Eh, I'd say she's average" I say flatly as I get led down a set of stairs

"Just wait here till you get called" the girl says, closing the door behind me

What do I do?
[] Swagger into the arena confidently
[] wait a bit after the call me
[] just shuffle in, barely paying any attention
[] Put on a show and character and get really into it
[] Use Tyrant's roar right before I walk out and leap into the ring
[] Take off my shirt, rip it up and wrap it around my hands as a basic kind of boxing glove
[] insult and pester my opponent while I wait for the match to officially start
[] write in

>>1271746
Hehehe, yeah all the buffets have her picture in the window saying banned for life

>>1271748
>what did you do? gnaw on a tree?"
Bitch we were basically the motherufcking Cthulhu of Norse Mythology and SURVIVED MOTHER FUCKIN RAGNAROK!

>>1271748
>Yeah but that country is Wales

Im dying help

>>1271748
>[] just shuffle in, barely paying any attention
>[] insult and pester my opponent while I wait for the match to officially start

Insult and ignore

>>1271748
>[] Swagger into the arena confidently

>>1271748
>[] Swagger into the arena confidently
>[] wait a bit after the call me
we don't need to show off, we just need to let our fist do the talking.

>>1271748
>[] Swagger into the arena confidently

>>1271748
>[] Put on a show and character and get really into it

>"Yeah but that country is Wales"
>Implying Americans know Wales exists
That hurts my feelings

>>1271748
>[] Swagger into the arena confidently
>[] Use Tyrant's roar right before I walk out and leap into the ring

>>1271748
>[] wait a bit after the call me
>[] Use Tyrant's roar right before I walk out and leap into the ring
>[] Swagger into the arena confidently

>>1271748
>[] Swagger into the arena confidently
>[] Use Tyrant's roar right before I walk out and leap into the ring
>[] Take off my shirt, rip it up and wrap it around my hands as a basic kind of boxing glove


Ah man, I was hoping to make an omake with the red and white dragons from Merlins story. It would have involved yelling, drinking and cuddling under a satin sheet. Oh well.

And she has a scream that can rival ours, we need to watch out for that.

>>1271784
You still can

>>1271784

It can still happen, just blame Puck for it.

>>1271748
>[] Put on a show and character and get really into it

>>1271790
Yeah, maybe. One of them was going to be a noble bitch anyway, I think. Well, I'll wait till I see more of Daniels character before I get that down.

I'm totally not stalling because I only have a few vague concepts to go on and I severely doubt my own writing ability, nope.

The room is bare, with beige wallpaper covered in all manner of stains, with just a metal bench by a couple of lockers. Its smell like sweat tinged with blood, and a bit of booze...also cigarette smoke. So it actually kind of smells like my old room minus the alcohol. Sighing, I sit down on the bench and lay down,resting my head in my hands as I stare up at the vent pumping cold air on my face.

Hmm,this is actually kind of comfy.I yawn and close my eyes, tapping my tail against the wall as I wait to hear my name through the shitty speakers in the wall.

Haaa, god this is taking forever, I want to break some heads already.

"And in the blue corner, its Chi, the loveable panda!" the harpy giggles through the speakers "Wow, she's a bit tubby isn't she? Huh well she's still a bear, so we'll see what she's got!"

.....great, if Yvette ever gets a hold of Rowen's recording I am never going to hear the end of it now.

opening my eyes slightly, I stand back up and stretch as I hear a drum roll rising for my entrance

"AND IN THE RED CORNER, ITS THE BLACK WINGLESS DRAGON, MAY MCNARREN" the harpy shrieks as I swagger into the stadium, casually and confidently, glancing up a the crowds as some take pictures and other's point and laugh at my back. Some do both

"tch" I turn my head back to the ring as cheers and shouts fill the stadium, mixing together, but I'm pretty sure most of them are asking us to tear eachother apart.

On the other side of the ring is a fat girl with spots of black and white fur, wearing half moon glasses and a wife beater that doesn't quite fit over her gut.

She looks over at me nervously and holds her hand out

"What's this!? Chi is offering a sporting hand shake? how will the black dragon respond!?"

What do I do?
[] shake it and wish her well
[] Spit in her face
[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might
[] Roar at her *tyrant's roar*
[] tease her and bully her *bully*
[] ask if someone forced her to do this
[] Tell her I'll try not to hurt her
[] Just ball my fists and nod at her 1d100
[] write in

>>1271432
>meat me
Lewd.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1271815
>[] ask if someone forced her to do this
>[] Just ball my fists and nod at her 1d100

>>1271815
[] shake it and wish her well
We like a good fight, we can be honourable until the fight begins.

>>1271815
>[] ask if someone forced her to do this
>[] shake it and wish her well

This is obviously a trap, but it one we can afford. So when Yvv sees the video, she'll know we we're in the right.

>>1271815
>[] ask if someone forced her to do this
>[] shake it and wish her well
>Be prepared for the very likely cheap shot coming. We've done the same song and dance as a human before.

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1271815
>[] ask if someone forced her to do this
>[] Just ball my fists and nod at her 1d100
nothing personal about not shaking your hand I just got trust issues.

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1271815
>[] Just ball my fists and nod at her 1d100

>>1271819
>>1271826
What are the odds...

>>1271815
>[] shake it and wish her well
>Be prepared for the very likely cheap shot coming. We've done the same song and dance as a human before.

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1271815

"You aren't trying to use a magic trick to win, right?"

>[] ask if someone forced her to do this

>Don't shake hands with the magic panda.

[] Just ball my fists and nod at her 1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1271815
>[] Just ball my fists and nod at her 1d100
Shaking hands comes after the fight.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1271815

[] Smack her with my tail 1d20+might

>>1271846
wow

>>1271823
>>Be prepared for the very likely cheap shot coming. We've done the same song and dance as a human before.

Adding this


>>1271846
No sucker punch for you you cuddly bitch

>>1271846

This.

"Is someone forcing you to do this?" I ask, tilting my head to the side and sneering as the panda girl pouts and shakes her head, pushing her hand forward again

"No, I wanted to see what this was all about" She says happily as I smirk and chuckle

"No really,if they have a sniper rifle aimed at your head tell me, I can handle it" I say teasingly as I few people in the crowd laugh

"T...they don't" She says meekly, staring at her gut or feet, can't really tell "and stop teasing me"

"Hey I'm just worried for you" I say, my voice oozing sarcasm as I ball my fists up and nod at her. She looks at me sadly and balls her fists up.

She yells and runs at me, I duck to the left and punch up, making sure not to hit her with my claws as she falls into my fists. She makes a "Glup" Noise, gasping in pain as she trips and falls.

Ontop of me

fuck

roll 1d20+might, finesse, or durability

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1271874
MIGHT

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1271874
ENGAGE THE SUPLEX (might)

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1271874
might.
>>1271883
dammit

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1271874

Might

Damn, went a touch too far with the teasing

>>1271883
Once again I fail miserably, god dammit.

>>1271887
>>1271883
Remember
that omake early did give you a re roll

Rolled 10 (1d20)

>>1271874

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1271874

>>1271894
please then.

>>1271894
I know, but I want to save that for beating richbitch half to death. Using it here is fine though.

Re roll dat 1?
[] Yes 1 1d20
[] NAaaaaaaaah

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1271909
>[x] Yes

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1271909
>[] Yes 1 1d20

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1271874

We rolled a twenty and it wasn't used.

Dammit.

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1271909

[] Yes 1 1d20

>>1271913
We got a free first shot directly to her face, I'd say it got used well.

>>1271894

And you completely ignored the twenty we got for using out tail.

Here
>>1271846

>>1271915

That wasn't a tail. And how she would have ended over us if we had used our tail?

>>1271917
the winning roll was 1d100
I GAVE YOU an advantage for the 20
but it was the previous roll so it has no effect on the nat 1 here

>>1271923
that OPTION HAD three votes out of ten, it didn't win but the twenty still helped

>>1271923
Not enough people voted for it.

>>1271923
The tail didn't get enough votes to pass, but the 20 still took effect.

>>1271923
Using our tail didn't in the vote so why would we use our tail?

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1271909
>[] Yes 1 1d20

Bracing myself with my tail, I push her back stepping to the side as I strain and throw her to the other side as she stumbles past me and waves her arms, yelping and whining like a little girl. A second later she trips and falls flat on her face with a dull thud, and struggles to get up, looking sick as she burps and covers her mouth. She whimpers and tries to sit up, hiccuping as she tries to get back up to face me, one hand over her stomach and her legs shaking.

What do I do?
[] Charge her, and tackle her 1d20+might
[] Smack her with my tail, and kick her in the stomach 1d100
[] Punch her in the face, and elbow her stomach 1d100
[] Roar at her 1d20+magic + Tyrant's roar
[] Sneer, crack my knuckles, trip her and threaten to punch her face 1d100
[] Claw her 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1271955
>[] Roar at her 1d20+magic + Tyrant's roar

Rolled 81 (1d100)

>>1271955
>[] Punch her in the face, and elbow her stomach 1d100


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kIvx-fKFwVk&list=RDZE6PyMcbxwc&index=22

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1271955
>[] Roar at her 1d20+magic + Tyrant's roar

>>1271957
>we just burp kinda loudly

Rolled 42 (1d100)

>>1271955

[] Smack her with my tail, and kick her in the stomach 1d100

>>1271955

"Just give up, pretty please? I don't want you to end in the hospital."

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1271955
>[] Charge her, and tackle her 1d20+might

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1271955
>[] Punch her in the face, and elbow her stomach 1d100

>>1271963
>>1271974

You guy's realize that if a d20 option wins we'll fail because of the 1, right?

Rolled 17 (1d100)

>>1271955
>>1271972

[] Sneer, crack my knuckles, trip her and threaten to punch her face 1d100

>>1271980
And we might fail anyway, who cares? We might still roll a 20.
I'm not in favour of gaming the system.

Rolled 10 (1d100)

>>1271955
>[] Punch her in the face, and elbow her stomach 1d100
As always. May is surpriwed by others.

Rolled 54 (1d100)

>>1271955
>[] Smack her with my tail, and kick her in the stomach 1d100
Oh boy

Rolled 65 (1d100)

>>1271955

>[] Punch her in the face, and elbow her stomach 1d100

>>1271988
Here here. Failure can be fun. Besides. I have rollee 1s on 100s four times in HM quests. Including the imfamous set in YDFQ.

Its why Mali should stop leveling up her magic right now.

And there ends my contriversial opinion.

Rolled 69 (1d100)

>>1271955

>[] Punch her in the face, and elbow her stomach 1d100

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1271955
>[] Charge her, and tackle her 1d20+might

It takes me one step to close the distance between me and her, and she's still reeling from the punch in her gut and the fall she had. She moves to punch me again, and I easily duck my head out of the way and punch her square in the nose. She reels back, blood spraying as I hear a wet crack.

"Oooh! A Brutal right hook from the black dragon!" the harpy owner yells loudly as the panda girl blinks, staring at the blood on her hand blankly.

I don't give her time to do much else, and just slam my elbow into her stomach. She tenses up, I feel her legs buckle but then she hardens and glares up at me, barring her teeth as her eyes turn bloodshot and rage filled.

I blink as she roars in my face, and swings her hands at me, her nails turning to sickle like claws as her fur stands up on end.

She slashes me on my cheek, I step back, grinning like and idiot as I duck out of her next hit, laughing.
-
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5ySfOU2dnwk
-

"AAAAAaaah yeah this is what I'm talking about!" I yell loudly as she screams and me, and roars, her hair seeming to grow as her glasses fall off and she sucks in her gut "COME ON!"

Blood drips down my face as she runs me

What do I do?
[] Charge her and head butt her 1d100
[] Tail smack, trip, pound 1d100
[] Claw her and pay her back 1d100
[] wrap my arms around her waist, and suplex her 1d20+might
[] Grab her face, and wail on her 1d100
[] Hold my arm out for her to bite, then head butt 1d20+durability
[] write in

also could someone post the chibi Nighoggr girl someone posted in the fight against Carla?
I forgot to save it

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1272037
>[] wrap my arms around her waist, and suplex her 1d20+might

Rolled 8 (1d20)

>>1272037
>[] wrap my arms around her waist, and suplex her 1d20+might

Rolled 15 (1d20)

>>1272037
>[] Hold my arm out for her to bite, then head butt 1d20+durability

Rolled 1 (1d20)

>>1272037
>[] wrap my arms around her waist, and suplex her 1d20+might
Welcome to Suplex City

>>1272060
What the hell is happening tonight?

Rolled 40 (1d100)

>>1272037
>[] Claw her and pay her back 1d100
Tit for tar

Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1272054
This.

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1272037
>[] Hold my arm out for her to bite, then head butt 1d20+durability
>>1272060
>Welcome to Suplex City
>1
That is not suplex city.

>>1272060
well then, I don't know what I was expecting but that wasn't it

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1272037

>[] Hold my arm out for her to bite, then head butt 1d20+durability

I hold my arm out, tensing it up as the panda girl rushes me and bites into my shiny black scales. I wince, it feels like someone is pressing a dull knife into my skin, but not deep enough to get through it. Still stings and hurts like a bitch, but thankfully my scales keep her teeth outside of my arm, but the pressure is....really intense. I clench my hand into a fist, glaring the berserk panda girl down as she tries to bite through the diamond hard scales covering my arm. She looks up at me, her anger seeming to wash away as she realizes she just bit into something that probably broke one of her canines.

Something cold and wet hits the back of my head, and I turn to see Daniel standing up from her seat. She vanishes in a blur of red and gold, jumping off of her seat with a loud crack.

I turn back and she spits my arm out and tries to punch me, drool dripping down my scales as I stomp on the soda that red bitch just chucked at me.

"Better not have bent them" I hiss at her

My arm fucking hurts like a son of a bitch

What do I do?
[]Headbutt her, with my horns 1d100
[] Tail slap her legs 1d20+might
[] grab her neck, lift her up, and slam her into the ground 1d20+might
[] knee her stomach, kick her face 1d100
[] Punch her face, and elbow her neck
[] Threaten to bite her back
[] Bite her back 1d100
[] Get ready for Daniel to come down 1d20+guile
[] write in

Rolled 29 (1d100)

>>1272106
>[]Headbutt her, with my horns 1d100
Dice please

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1272106

] grab her neck, lift her up, and slam her into the ground 1d20+might

Rolled 99 (1d100)

>>1272106
[] knee her stomach, kick her face 1d100

>>1272106
>[] Punch her face, and elbow her neck
>*whisper* hey, wanna help me tag team a stupid bitch?
>[] Get ready for Daniel to come down 1d20+guile

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1272117
Ignore that last part

>[] knee her stomach, kick her face 1d100

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1272116

[] knee her stomach, kick her face 1d100

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-xZDPPfHP-8
-

But my legs are still perfectly fine. Her fist flies past my horns and head, and I step up to her, kicking my knee up into her gut with my next step. She clutches her stomach, her face turning green as I step out of the way as she tumbles to the ground, whining loudly as tears roll down her bright red cheeks. I pull my leg back and kick her in the face, not as hard as I can, just a quick kick to her jaw, not enough to break anything or damage her too much. Her eyes go wide and then black as she flies back, hitting the ground with a thud, groaning and holding her face as she passes out, possible from fright. I shake my foot as the crowd erupts in cheers and I look up, and Daniel lands on the poor girl, smirking confidently as she stands on her like she's a mound of gold.

"Hey May" She says tauntingly, beckoning me to her "Wanna do it? I got tired of watching you play with this fatty sooo, how about it? I'M GONNA BREAK YOU AS BAD AS YOU BROKE HER FACE, COME ON, I'LL BRING YOU LOW AND BREAK THAT PESKY PRIDE OF YOURS, HELL I MIGHT YET YOU SERVE ME WINGLESS! Ya know, let you do the things I find...detestable and nasty

I flip her off as the harpy screams "OOOoooh a new challenger, TURN UP THE MUSIC!

What do I do
[] turn around and walk away
[] Tell her to fuck off
[] Offer my hand
[] Offer my hand and headbutt her 1d20+might
[] Crack my knuckles and grin, hissing "Bring it"
[] tell her calmly I'm going to ruin her reputation
[]ROAR OFF 1d20+shard of fate
[]Tail smack her, and try to grab her wings to keep her from flying off 1d100
[] Mock her and call her a peacock
[] Tell her I already have a girl friend so....not interested
[] yawn, and say maybe later
[] write in

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1272154
>[] Offer my hand and headbutt her 1d20+might

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1272154
>[] Tell her I already have a girl friend so....not interested
>[]ROAR OFF 1d20+shard of fate

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1272154
>[] RIP AND TEAR! BLOOD FOR THE BLOOD GODDESS! 1d20+might

Rolled 37 (1d100)

>>1272154

]Tail smack her, and try to grab her wings to keep her from flying off 1d100
[] Mock her and call her a peacock
[] Tell her I already have a girl friend so....not interested

>>1272167
Meh, still works

Rolled 89 (1d100)

>>1272154
>[]Tail smack her, and try to grab her wings to keep her from flying off 1d100
>"I'm going to break your jaw and everything in it by the end of the night whore."

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>>1272167
>>1272171
more double rolls....

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1272154

[]ROAR OFF 1d20+shard of fate
Turn up the what?!

>>1272176
Yeah, the dice algorithm does that sometimes, or so I'm told.

>>1272154

>Don't waste shard of fate.

What the heck GM? To use a shard of fate should be a yes or no vote, not to disguise it between other possible votes!

>>1272186
it doesn't use them up, they just get added to the roll in this case

>>1272190
yes

>>1272186
We have +shard of fate options constantly, wtf are you talking about?

"Hey do you know how to polish a" she begins to say before I turn around as quickly as I can, whipping around as I snap my tail and slam it into her stomach. She gasps in surprise and goes flying to the side, looking more stunned that hurt, her eyes wide with surprise. But they quickly fill with anger and disdain.

She starts to flap her "Beautiful" wings, righting herself and flying back up into the air as she sneers "Oh do you? that's looovely,shame she'll have to see what I'm going to do to you wing...less"

While she's talking I just reach up and grab her wings, and try to pull her to the ground. She presses her sandaled foot into my face and tries to flap her wings harder to get me off

roll 1d20+might

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Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1272233

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1272233

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1272233
TEAR. THEM. OFF.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A2oyyKhTZko

>>1272233
>and tries to flap her wings harder to get me off
I guess that could be "someone's" kink, but...

Rolled 12 (1d20)

>>1272233
break

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>>1272244
Stop reading my diary

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1272233
>"Those are some awful nice wings you got there. You seem quite...ATTACHED to them~"

>>1272255
That should be enough to break bone, right? Good job anon.

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>>1272255

Rolled 14 (1d20)

>>1272233

19+10=29= Success
-

"GET DOWN, NOW" I bellow, twisting my body around as I grab onto the part where her wings come out of her back, my claws running over her scaled back as I manage to drag her out of the air, pulling her down and slamming her into the ground in one move. There's a snap, not much of a crack, but a solid snap. I think I might've pulled her wings, not permant damage, but it should keep her from flying off like a coward anytime soon.

She yowls in pain and turns to me her wings hanging limply from her side. Her golden eyes shimmering as she opens up her mouth. I feel intense heat on my face, and a goat of flame flies out of her throat

roll 1d20+durability

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1272282

Rolled 19 (1d20)

>>1272282

Rolled 17 (1d20)

>>1272282
Can we punch her next?

Rolled 16 (1d20)

>>1272282

Rolled 4 (1d20)

>>1272282

>>1272282
>and a goat of flame flies out of her throat
Being Wales I could have seen a sheep coming, but a goat of flame? Thats kinda metal.

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1272282

>>1272290
Well, you know what they say: Fire cannot kill a dragon. Several hundred blows to the face however...

>>1272290

Yay!

"What's that? A lighter?"

>Wait are your clothes fireproof? Otherwise you are now naked and just wearing ashes!

Rolled 7 (1d20)

>>1272282

I cover my eyes with my arms, holding my tail in front of me as the fire flying from her mouth grows and expands, covering me and my side of the ring. I narrow my eyes, seeing her stand up in the flames like a living shadow, cheers and boos echoing from the stands. You know, if I wasn't a dragon, this would hurt....a lot, but as it stands all I feel is just a slight stinging like I stuck my hand in hot water.

Throwing my arms out, I somehow push the flames back, smoke and steam rising from my scaled arms and the rest of my body as I slam my foot down and crack my knuckles.

She cackles and points at me, I look down, seeing my shirt burning near the bottom, and my jeans a little frayed around the edges.


"Aww, I was hoping for a show, still you have a worker's body" She says mockingly as she holds her hands out, wiggling her clawed fingers.

"Oh, well how are your wings feeling?" I ask calmly as her eyes narrow angrily

What do I do?
[] Rush and tackle her 1d20+might
[] grab her horn and punch her 1d100
[] Fight with my claws 1d100
[] Tell her fire is cheating!
[] Smack her head with my tail 1d100
[] Slam my shoulder into her and elbow her face 1d100
[] rip a side of the ring off and hit her with it 1d100
[] write in

>>1272295
I meant gout but hey

Rolled 93 (1d100)

>>1272317
>[] Fight with my claws 1d100
>[] Tell her fire is cheating!

Rolled 43 (1d100)

>>1272317
>[] grab her horn and punch her 1d100

Don't stop until her horn, her face, or our hand is completely shattered.

Rolled 86 (1d100)

>>1272317
>[] grab her horn and punch her 1d100

>>1272317
>[] grab her horn and swing her around by it until we reach maximum rotational velocity, then let her ass go.1d100

Rolled 48 (1d100)

>>1272317
>[] Smack her head with my tail 1d100

Rolled 77 (1d100)

>>1272329

Rolled 56 (1d100)

>>1272317

[] Fight with my claws 1d100

"I have a girlfriend so I am not interested in your Dominatrix bullshit."

She rushes me, running at me and trying to cut me up with her painted claws. I duck out of the way of her first wild strike, and grab onto her horn, feeling her nails dig into my chin, stinging as warm blood drips down onto my chest. I hold her head in place, turning it roughly as she tries to flap her wings out of instinct, and winces in pain. A second later my fist meets her face with a crack and I send her sprawling to the ground with a thud, the ring shaking as she grabs her face and stands back up.

She throws herself at me and I slap her, cutting the bridge of her nose as slams her fist into my stomach. Before she stumbles to my side, looking a little dazed from the sheer force of my punch

Eeeergh...probably shouldn't have eaten all of that junk food

roll 1d20+durability

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1272343

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1272343

Rolled 3 (1d20)

>>1272343

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1272343

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1272343

>>1272358
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z4ABXe3jlqQ&index=7&list=RDkIvx-fKFwVk

>>1272358

Woowhoo!

"What was that? A love tap? Sorry but I already have a girlfriend."

>>1272362
>>1272365
>inb4 we vomit poison all over her

I step back, taking a deep breath and just like that the sickness in my gut vanishes and I feel right as rain. Daniel shakes her head, trying to get a hold on her surroundings and keep her balance with her tail, which is thinner and daintier than mine is. She turns around, and I slap her again, backhanding her with my claws. She steps back, clutching her face as three thin red lines form on her face, she glares up at me and gnashes her teeth.

"Was that all? No wonder you're so desperate" I laugh, smacking my fist into my hand "you ain't got no bite"

"Oh so you Like biting?" She asks sneering as I narrow my eyes and frown

What do I do>
[] Catch her bite with my arm 1d20+durability
[] headbutt her 1d100
[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100
[] Leap up, and tail smack her as she rushes me 1d100
[] Stick my hand in her mouth 1d20+finesse
[] Tackle her 1d20+might
[] write in

Rolled 59 (1d100)

>>1272369
>>1272369
>[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100

Rolled 61 (1d100)

>>1272369
>[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100

"Eh, that's more of my girlfriends thing really."

Rolled 13 (1d100)

>>1272369
>[] Leap up, and tail smack her as she rushes me 1d100
>No, but if you want to compare... *bite her*

We crush stone and metal, biting her will hurt a lot.

>>1272373
Whoops, forgot my song

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4zPF_aroodw&list=RDkIvx-fKFwVk&index=14

Rolled 11 (1d20)

>>1272369
[] Tackle her 1d20+might

Rolled 12 (1d100)

>>1272369

[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100

"I got a girlfriend and is not you."

Rolled 46 (1d100)

>>1272369
>>[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100

Rolled 79 (1d100)

>>1272369
>[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100

Rolled 25 (1d100)

>>1272369
>[] Grab her shoulder, and punch her in her gut 1d100

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>>1272381

She runs at me, opening her mouth and showing off her pearly whites, throwing her arms out as I raise my fists up and enter a boxing stance. She leaps off the ground, pouncing me and wiggling her tail around. she falls on me, I nearly get tossed off my feet but my tail keeps me upright and balanced. I grab her shoulder as she leans to my shoulder and moves to bite it. I feel her fangs dig into my shoulder, and give her a quick and sharp jab in the gut. She bites down harder, and I feel a wetness on my scales.

Blood?! In my panic, I punch her much harder and force her off of myself. She hisses and snarls

"Tastes like dirt" She says licking her lips teasingly as her mouth lights up again.

What do I do?
[] tank it 1d20+durability
[] Leap out of the way 1d20+finese
[] ROAR AT HER 1d20+magic+Tyrant's roar
[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100
[]Duck down, and headbutt her stomach 1d100
[]Knock her legs out with my tail 1d100
[] write in

Rolled 9 (1d20)

>>1272410
>[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100

Shoryuken!

Rolled 63 (1d100)

>>1272410
>[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfgUfqeSxg8&list=RDkIvx-fKFwVk&index=18

Rolled 80 (1d100)

>>1272414
Oops wrong dice

Rolled 13 (1d20)

>>1272410

GM don't we have like 0 magic?

[] ROAR AT HER 1d20+magic+Tyrant's roar

Rolled 4 (1d100)

>>1272410
>[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1272410
>[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100

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>>1272410
>[] ROAR AT HER 1d20+magic+Tyrant's roar
Out with a bang

>>1272420
>http://pastebin.com/5bdm4ZYj
Our magic is 0, yes. And?

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Rolled 6 (1d20)

>>1272426

Rolled 5 (1d20)

>>1272410
>[] tank it 1d20+durability

Rolled 30 (1d100)

>>1272410
>[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100

Rolled 72 (1d100)

>>1272410
>[] Uppercut her jaw 1d100
>Then BITE HER

>>1272427
What's the point of adding it to the vote then? Noob bait?

>>1272436
Because you might want to Roar at her? I don't understand the question.

Rolled 20 (1d20)

>>1272410

] tank it 1d20+durability
Your going to tast the dirt

>>1272436
if you get a good enough roll the lack of stat bonus doesn't matter.

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>>1272447
Oh yes

>>1272443

+magic= +0

Why even add +magic?

>>1272447
Oh boy... Sure why not I'll change to this.

>>1272447
Changing my vote to this.

>>1272447
Yes please.

>>1272454
to tell us thats the stat it uses in case we want to buff up that stat when we level up.

>>1272447
Not sure if I have to change but to be safe, i will

>>1272454
So we know what stat this action uses and there is no confusion about it? People might otherwise have mistaken assumptions and it lets us know X action we like uses Y stat, so we can decide to increase the stat later to buff up that action.

>>1272447
Oh richbitch, if you wanted to know what dirt tasted like, all you had to do was ask!

>>1272453
>>1272455
>>1272458
>>1272459

Oh thanks i was starting to think it would be like the last time i did a 20 and everyone had voted for something eils
My face break fingers